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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 6

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:58:14 ID:2RiKQOrF
Previous thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100099911/

Someone else post the template posts please.

2 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:58:54 ID:p7lKC5D3
>>1
Thanks.

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:58:56 ID:dh0QUb1d
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4 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:00 ID:iQo29BBa
We're in this one:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163455/

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:10 ID:dh0QUb1d
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6 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 18:00:40 ID:l5QjhrQd
Duplicate threads.

7 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 18:00:43 ID:D50puFV/
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8 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 18:01:37 ID:2RiKQOrF
Guess we'll make this part 7 then.

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 18:01:39 ID:EvJnsIzy
┏━━━━━━━━━┓
┃ Soon to be part 7. ┃
┗━━━━━━━━━┛

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 18:01:47 ID:Sl4GnQbd
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( ゚∀゚)彡 Tits! Tits!
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( ゚∀゚)彡 Tits! Tits!
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11 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 18:02:10 ID:bSuv/lBS
No problem. VIP is so fast this thread should be dead in a day or so.

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 18:03:24 ID:gVLoMymR
Let's use the other thread for the Miss Undie route and this one for the Kansai route.


13 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 18:04:25 ID:nfrEKTBS
>>1
Thanks!

This thread will be part 7 then.

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 08:02:06 ID:JmyyQDrR
Dammit, my shlong just won't stop dilly-dallying!

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:43:13 ID:/8Ok0i5k
On the first day, Molester Man gets mistaken for a molester by Miss Understanding and they go to the police station together with Glasses who just happened to be passing by.
After that, Molester Man and Miss Understanding go to a coffee lounge where Molester Man explains himself and manages to clear her suspicion of him. They proceed to have lunch together and then go home.
That night, Molester Man starts the first thread and almost fucks everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow manages to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.

On the second day, Miss Understanding calls Molester Man and picks him up. They then meet up with Glasses and head to the police station together. At the police station, Miss Understanding, Glasses and even the policemen apologize to Molester Man.
Later that day, he has omelets for lunch with Miss Understanding. She asks Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but he has to leave early because of his part-time job.
He tells her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she doesn't seem too euphoric about it.

Third day: Molester Man gets crab delivered from Glasses, two hair crabs and one snow crab.
       So he calls Glasses to thank him, and finds out that Glasses is a real bro.
       While Molester Man is out buying alcohol like a faggot, a miracle happens. Miss Understanding sends him an e-mail saying that she wants his advice on the next day.

Fourth day: When Molester Man arrives at the family restaurant Miss Understanding works at, she introduces Kansai to him and the three of them, no, Molester Man and Kansai have a fun chat.
          After that, Molester Man exchanges e-mail addys with Kansai and Loli, and right now, he's having more fun sending e-mails back and forth with Kansai than with Miss Understanding.

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:43:57 ID:/8Ok0i5k
Molester Man
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: I'm a third-rate university student and I live alone
Height: 163cm
Weight: 50kg
Looks: In the "Rate my face" thread, I was told I look normal. In aquariums, I can easily get in with a ticket for middle-schoolers, that's how much of a babyface I have.
Dating history: Ever since second grade in middle school, I've dated countless women, each more beautiful than the last.
         Amongst others, I've had relationships with maid robots, childhood friends and vampires... in dating sims.
Favorite topic: Bakatono all day erry day.

Miss Understanding
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: Freelance part-timer, apparently works in a family restaurant and lives alone.
Height: Approx. 155cm? Quite a bit smaller than me and that's not easy.
Weight: Approx. 45kg? Very little in any case.
Looks: She'd probably get a standard score of 60 to 70 in the "Rate my face" thread. She's cute and has a babyface too.
Dating history: I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already.
         That means, the stalker thing must have happened quite recently.
         The stalker sneaked into her apartment, among other things.


17 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:44:23 ID:/8Ok0i5k
Glasses
Age: In his twenties?
Occupation: Works in some trading company. Probably a salesman.
Height: Approx. 170cm? Didn't look that tall to me.
Weight: Approx. 60kg? Rather skinny.
Looks: I think he'd get at least a standard score of 60 in the "Rate my face" thread. He's what you'd call a young and attractive salaryman.
Dating history: Umm... most likely not a virgin.

Loli Jugs
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student? Works at a family restaurant.
Height: Approx. 155cm? About the same as Miss Understanding.
Weight: Approx 50kg? Has quite the rack. So big that if she tried to catch a grounder rolling along the infield and looked down, she wouldn't see the ball with her boobs in the way and let it roll right through her legs.
Looks: Might get a standard of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? Is just as child-faced as Miss Understanding. Cute too.
Dating history: I don't have a clue, but I'm sure she's at least dated a guy or two.

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:44:57 ID:/8Ok0i5k
Kansai Woman
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student, works at a family restaurant. Lives together with her family.
Height: Approx. 165cm? Might be taller than me. If I'm lucky, we're about the same height.
Weight: Approx. 50kg? Rather slim. Her bewbs are normal sized.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? She's more pretty than cute.
I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already. She said she has a serious attitude towards love.

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:45:29 ID:94Rg0v10
Revised cast of characters ver.1.01

Miss Undie

ttp://www.avantgardes.net/hoshino/img/hoshino_l2.jpg

Kansai

ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/img10491707470.jpeg

Loli Jugs

ttp://www1.plala.or.jp/kazu721/index.files/ShowLetter.jpg

Mr. Yamaoka

ttp://mitleid.cool.ne.jp/log_2001_06.files/23206014.gif

Molester

ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip313.gif

Crab

ttp://www.teksel.com/realtek/realtek_logo.jpg

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:45:53 ID:/8Ok0i5k
┏━━━━━┓←──────────If possible seicross──────────┐  
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│
┗━━━━━┛                                      ..│.........│
    │                                           .│.........│
  Same part-time job                                 ....│.........│
    │                                           .↓.........│
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)...←――――――――┐
 ↑   ↑   ↑──────────If possible seicross ──────┘↑ ......│    ↑                    ....│
 │   │           ┌────────────────────┘ ......│ Happened to be around and intervened  .│
 │ Best friends?  E-mailing like crazy                          ...│ Sent crab as a token of apology      ..│
 │   ↓           │                               ........│    │                   Bakatono
 │  Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross────────┘..  Glasses ←────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:46:34 ID:/8Ok0i5k
The Stalker
Identity: Unknown

Current situation: The stalker has stolen Miss Undie's used napkins, sneaked into her room and so on....
            We don't know the details, but it seems like he hasn't laid hands on her yet.

The police's reaction:
They increased the patrols in her neighborhood. Though I think she might have lost quite some of her credibility when she mistook OP for a molester.

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:46:46 ID:/8Ok0i5k
Miss Undie

ttp://www.avantgardes.net/hoshino/img/hoshino_l2.jpg

Kansai

ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/img10491707470.jpeg

Loli Jugs

ttp://www1.plala.or.jp/kazu721/index.files/ShowLetter.jpg

Mr. Yamaoka

ttp://mitleid.cool.ne.jp/log_2001_06.files/23206014.gif

Molester

ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip313.gif

Crab

ttp://www.teksel.com/realtek/realtek_logo.jpg

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:47:50 ID:HV7nRFYs
I missed everything from part 3 post 800 to part 4 post 1000. Is it worth reading?

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:47:56 ID:/8Ok0i5k
>>19
Whoops, didn't see your post. Thanks for your help and sorry for the duplicate post.

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:48:36 ID:94Rg0v10
1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.



It all started with this...

Part 6:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163455/
Part 5:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100099911/
Part 4:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100083129/
Part 3:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099999070/
Part 2:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099839179/
Part 1:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099651701/


26 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:49:20 ID:/8Ok0i5k
Summary site:
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html

>>23
Sorry, forgot to post this. Don't know if it's complete though.

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:49:21 ID:94Rg0v10
>>24
No, no, I should have waited for you to finish firstw

Thanks.

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 12:50:43 ID:mK40L+44
>>15
Crab curry.

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 13:02:19 ID:HV7nRFYs
>>26
Thanks.

30 : bananan the third : 04/11/12 13:29:26 ID:U3h3GR3l
I have the old threads saved here:
html
1 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099651701.html
2 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099839179.html
3 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099999070.html
4 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1100083129.html

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 13:43:35 ID:lKPdKjAF
┏━━━━━┓←──────────If possible seicross──────────┐  
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│
┗━━━━━┛                                      ..│.........│
    │                                           .│.........│
  Same part-time job                                 ....│.........│
    │                                           .↓.........│
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)...←――――――――┐
 ↑   ↑   ↑──────────If possible seicross ──────┘↑ ......│    ↑                    ....│
 │   │           ┌────────────────────┘ ......│ Happened to be around and intervened  .│
 │ Best friends?  E-mailing like crazy                          ...│ Sent crab as a token of apology      ..│
 │   ↓           │                               ........│    │                   Bakatono
 │  Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross────────┘..  Glasses ←────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 13:53:22 ID:FMszqpGe
Things are starting to get interesting━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!

33 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 16:27:27 ID:RoUXoyMA
Thanks for posting all the templates.

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 16:36:43 ID:TzXsRrLq
Wow.

35 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 16:39:24 ID:3ZrnRNRt
◯( ´∀` )◯ <

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:00:22 ID:IOHstfYy
◯( ´∀` )◯ < You

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:30:03 ID:EslfWCoJ
◯( ´∀` )◯ < all

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:52:09 ID:3iAGr/qu
suck.

39 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 17:52:22 ID:cDrcxFM5
Previous >>994
Heh... Take a look at my height in my profile. Notice anything?

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:52:29 ID:SxjwbLN/
Bump the thread!

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:53:30 ID:nez0XZlu
>>39
It's... very small... gulp

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:54:26 ID:Fmu0mLs8
This is your chance to change your life, OP.
If you manage to change your life now, you'll get a girlfriend and make friends.
A bright future is waiting for you.
One last time. Give it your all just one last time.

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:54:57 ID:+uqrgS7J
Posting in the new thread.
When you're finished with shopping tomorrow, it might be a good idea to go to an arcade and take a purikura with the girls. Anything to remember the day by would be okay.
It should help you get a bit closer to the girls.


44 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:55:58 ID:g7SDpfC8
>>42
I agree with this.
Tomorrow will decide everything.
Go ahead and go looking like a lamer if you want to embarrass the girls.


Let's see if a threat helps.

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:56:56 ID:p201flth
How about the brownish pants they sell at Jeans Mate?

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:57:11 ID:/8Ok0i5k
>>43
If OP can make it happen, sure, why not.
But since it's 4 women and 1 man, I think he should go along with what they had in mind.

47 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:58:45 ID:g7SDpfC8
Not everyone can pull of brown pants though.
I think black would be a safer choice.

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:59:04 ID:+uqrgS7J
Someone mentioned clean and plain clothes in the previous thread, but... isn't that like really outdated? Wasn't it a fad five or six years ago? (´-`).。oO( Sure takes me back. )
It's all about casual style nowadays♪
But please post a pic of what you're planning on wearing tomorrow...

49 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 17:59:29 ID:cDrcxFM5
You calling me a lamer? I got three pairs of the hottest jeans at home!!

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:59:36 ID:p201flth
>>46
Yeah, I doubt OP can take the lead in a party of 4 girls and 1 guy.
At least, I couldn't. I'd simply give up and decide to tag along after themw

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 17:59:54 ID:nez0XZlu
>>49
Pics or you're lying.

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:01:04 ID:IOHstfYy
Betting 500 pelica that Kansai will suggest picking out clothes together for Molester.







Now that'd be like a dream.

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:01:58 ID:6223Jzbe
>>52
Well, OP could ask Kansai beforehand to suggest it on Saturday.

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:02:07 ID:Fmu0mLs8
>>52
I can totally see this happening.
In that case, Molester should just wear what he normally wears.
Leave it to the girls to make you look cool.

55 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 18:02:20 ID:cDrcxFM5
>>52
If that happens, I'll be sweating bullets... I'd like to avoid it if possiblew

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:02:28 ID:+uqrgS7J
>50
That's where OP's miraculous cornering skills come into play...
(´-`).。oO( I think OP should go to Jeans Mate for the clothes. )
Hope they don't make him buy some weird combination of clothes though.

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:02:42 ID:g7SDpfC8
Alright, let's see how many brownie points you can get with your get-up tomorrow.

Upper:
Inner:
Lower: Jeans +-0 → A bit plain but a safe choice
Shoes:
Other:

Total: 0

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:05:41 ID:3BiF7mYr
>>57
There's all kinds of Levi's jeans, good and bad, but I guess we'll just have to trust OP.

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:06:13 ID:3iAGr/qu
I don't get why you want to buy clothes from the same place as always.
You're going shopping for clothes because your current clothes aren't any good, right? Then go to a different store this time.

60 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 18:06:23 ID:cDrcxFM5
>>57
A-All right! Don't wet yourself when you see it though!!

Just you wait and see!!
I'll be back in about two hours and post my outfit!!

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:06:44 ID:s7/s4ycS
Hang in there.

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:10:29 ID:p201flth
It's a bit of a gamble, but how about you wear the exact same clothes like last time and hope for Kansai to point it out?

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:11:17 ID:+uqrgS7J
(´-`).。oO( I wonder what OP will get... Maybe a full-body suit like Duke Fleed? Can't wait. )

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:22:10 ID:UyDodc4z
The worst possible get-up:
( Max. 2 points each. )

  Upper:  Bleached Denim Jacket 0 points
  Inner:    Sweatshirt with 2ch characters on it 0 points
  Lower:  Modern slim jeans 0 points
  Shoes:  Synthetic leather business shoes 0 points
  Other:  Eco-friendly tote bag, business socks   0 points

Total points (out of 10): 0 points


65 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:22:26 ID:/8Ok0i5k
Why don't you simply go wearing completely transparent clothes instead...?

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:24:38 ID:/8Ok0i5k
I think slim jeans can be a plus if the rest of your outfit is right... Am I wrong??

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:27:06 ID:+uqrgS7J
Couldn't OP go wearing B-Boy fashion?
I'm sure it'd look good on a short guy like OP...

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:28:14 ID:g7SDpfC8
>Bleached Denim Jacket
Shouldn't this give you minus points?w

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:32:46 ID:3BiF7mYr
OP should just go wearing normal clothes instead of fashionable ones...

See, among my acquaintances, there's a guy who continued to wear Uniqlo and Jeans Mate clothes even after becoming a working adult.
And he managed to get a girlfriend, so Molester should be able to do it too.


70 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:36:06 ID:UyDodc4z
>>66
I was worried that slim jeans would make a short guy like OP look too thin and scrawny.
Well, I can't wait to see what kind of outfit he'll pick.
But even a Uniqlo outfit would be acceptable as long as it's not messy. I'm especially curious about the shoes.

Post a picture of your shoes, >>1!!


71 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:39:11 ID:IOHstfYy
>>70
>>1 wears Air Force Ones IIRC.

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:40:25 ID:EjoQVkXf
Crabs for making the thread, 1.

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:40:47 ID:nez0XZlu
I don't think she'll mind him looking scrawny as long as he's reliable.

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:41:52 ID:p201flth
>>70
Buy clothes at Uniqlo → Treat the clothes like crap because they were cheap → They get dirty → Don't give a fuck because they were cheap → End up looking dirty and messy
Uniqlo clothes aren't inherently bad. People just treat them badly.

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:42:08 ID:EjoQVkXf
>>73
IF he's reliable, yeah.

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:42:48 ID:nez0XZlu
>>75
That's where OP's clever cornering skills come into pla-

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:44:21 ID:EjoQVkXf
I'm probably not the first one to suggest this, but why doesn't he get Miss Undie to pick on him?

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:45:27 ID:EjoQVkXf
pick on him → pick them out for him

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 18:46:52 ID:p201flth
>>77
I admit I chuckled.

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:02:30 ID:UyDodc4z
OP wears Air Force Ones, huh? Not bad.

But what if they look like these? ^^;

http://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip458.jpg


81 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:04:38 ID:Fmu0mLs8
>>80
I don't see anything wrong with those.

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:04:58 ID:E1wO1YU2
>>80
I lol'd so hard!
Well, it's just shoes. Plus, Kansai and Miss Understanding have already seen them.
But then again, it's OP we're talking about......

83 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/12 19:05:54 ID:ZSaI9hjH
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O + can't wait for tomorrow
 と__)__) +

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:06:44 ID:EjoQVkXf
I wonder what he was wearing when he first met Miss Undie.

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:07:07 ID:3BiF7mYr
>>84
Something that made him look like a molester.

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:21:45 ID:z+Zpw2JH
Why not send an e-mail to Kansai?

"It's not like I'm nervous about tomorrow or anything, but I'm wondering what to wear tomorrow and whether 500 yen is enough for lunch or not...
Don't get me wrong though, I'm not nervous about tomorrow. (´・ω・`) sigh..."

Kansai will surely suggest picking out clothes for you of her own accord... I think.

87 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/12 19:22:37 ID:ZSaI9hjH
Guys, here's a new banknote fresh off the press! Grab it while it's hot! (・∀・)つ[1000]


88 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:24:13 ID:EjoQVkXf
>>85
Now you got me worried...

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:24:49 ID:nez0XZlu
>>86
Bet she's gonna reply
"You're so unreliable! Guess you're so manly you can't even pick out clothes for yourself! You can't wait for tomorrow, can you?"

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:36:47 ID:z+Zpw2JH
>>89
No point in trying to act cool now.
Admitting your own weaknesses is (・∀・) good!!

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:45:35 ID:+uqrgS7J
I wouldn't go wearing any fancy clothes...
I'm sure Kansai will pick out clothes for you anyway...
You should probably take about 50,000 yen with you.
(´-`).。oO( You'll have to treat them to lunch, buy clothes for yourself etc. )
Oh yeah, I've got a question for you guys!
I'm going to Shinjuku tomorrow because I have an errand to run there. Shall I be on the lookout for OP while I'm running my errand?
What do you think, VIPPERs?

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:47:38 ID:CBAnpC8g
>>91
Ditch your errand and stalk him.

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:48:07 ID:Fmu0mLs8
>>91
Find him → Stalk him → Take pictures of him → Post pictures

You're not a VIPPER if you don't do at least this much.

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:48:56 ID:E1wO1YU2
>>91
Stand in front of the Shinjuku station holding a crab all day.

95 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:54:42 ID:2tDZ5XMt
>>91
I think you should just focus on your errand.
It's pretty much impossible to find someone specific in Shinjuku on a Saturday.

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:55:54 ID:qCuQS1dD
Try not to aim too high tomorrow.
Your goal should be to get to know the girls and get a promise for the next meeting out of it.
You seem to be still at the acquaintance level, so try to advance to the friendship stage first.

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 19:58:23 ID:Fmu0mLs8
So all we gotta do is find a group of one midget VIPPER and four pretty women in Shinjuku, right?

98 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:01:38 ID:+uqrgS7J
>92-95
Hmm... 95 is right though. It's going to be very hard to find them with that many people around...
Well, if I do pass by someone who could be OP, I'll take a picture with my cell phone and... post it here? Is this really a good idea? (´-`).。oO( What if it's someone else... )
If only OP could walk around holding a crab, it'd be so much easier to recognize him...

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:23:01 ID:EslfWCoJ
Man, ID:+uqrgS7J uses (´-`).。oO a lot.

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:23:21 ID:6RgHFznK
Fucking baldy.

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:24:56 ID:lKPdKjAF
ID:+uqrgS7J is most likely a woman.

102 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 20:27:40 ID:A9ayyyXY
You guys better open your eyes wide and take a good look!!

Upper: Light brown linen cardigan that looks like it used to be white with a thin layer of dust all over. It's actually a double-layer cardigan and the inner part is pale greenish
Inner: Smoky black Henley T-shirt
Lower: Jeans (They're perfect fit straight-leg jeans. I chose dark blue ones since my upper clothes are a bright color.)
Shoes: Air Force 1 (white x red)
Other: Leather wallet


103 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:28:24 ID:EslfWCoJ
Ahh, yes, yes.

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:29:05 ID:Fmu0mLs8
>>102
What a shoddy outfit.

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:31:08 ID:GLm1qRo/
What'd you do to get dirt all over?

106 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:31:40 ID:EjoQVkXf
I wouldn't wear brand-new jeans to a date...

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:31:46 ID:KHhfBQH/
>>102
Not bad, actually. I especially like how you picked a Henley T-shirt.

108 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 20:34:55 ID:A9ayyyXY
Eh? Not good!?

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:34:57 ID:+uqrgS7J
(´Д`).。( That looks good, OP♪ What about your hair though? Like Ito Seiko? Fukawa Ryo? Sally the Witch's daddy? )




Okay, I'll try to use (´-`).。oO less often from now on♪
By the way, I am a wo... uhh...

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:37:54 ID:Fmu0mLs8
>>108
No, it's fine, really.
Kansai and co. will pick out new clothes for you tomorrow anyway.

111 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 20:40:37 ID:A9ayyyXY
>>109
My hair's like the smaller Kobukuro guy's hair.
>>110
Nah, I don't think they will.
A wise man from the east is once supposed to have said that women blend out everything around themselves
and forget the word "consideration" once they go shopping for clothes.

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:41:15 ID:E1wO1YU2
>>108
I think it's okay.
There's just hardly anyone around right now because everyone knows that nothing new is going to happen till tomorrow.
Btw, make sure to talk more to Miss Understanding than to Kansai tomorrow.

113 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:42:40 ID:h+U1Ge7I
>>102
Is that the same outfit you had on the other day when you went to the restaurant they work at?
I really hope it's not.

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:44:23 ID:qCuQS1dD
You're not their friend, Molester. You're their guest.
Even if they're going shopping for clothes, they won't forget their guest. They'll surely pay attention to you.
Also, you'll never be able to become friends with them if you don't open up to them first, e.g. by asking them to pick out clothes for you.

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:45:02 ID:+uqrgS7J
>1
Hair like the smaller Kobukuro guy, huh... Sounds like a perfect match since you're small too♪ I think both your hair and clothes are okay♪
I'll have to google for a pic of the smaller Kobukuro guy later... Someone please post one.

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:46:23 ID:ScV9NAir
Kobukuro

ttp://www.showtime.jp/info/music/00441/img/contents_image.gif


ttp://hfmweb.jp/9jiraji/9guest/photo03/030920.jpg

117 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 20:46:46 ID:A9ayyyXY
>>112
I don't ignore Miss Understanding to talk to Kansai all the time though.
It's just that I remember conversations with Kansai well because she's really easy to talk to, while I have yet to have a conversation with Miss Understanding that's worth remembering.

And well, it's not like I'm going to confess my love to her tomorrow or something.
I want to score some points → Throw a rapid-fire combination of left and right jabs → Ding! Ding! Ding! K.O.!
For that, I need to throw some light punches tomorrow to score points first.
>>113
It's the exact same type of clothes, but a completely different set of clothes, so don't worry.
I even decided to take off my favorite "Happiness" T-shirt for tomorrow.

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:48:23 ID:s8K9BEqe
>>116
His hair looks quite different in those two pictures though.

119 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:49:11 ID:Fmu0mLs8
>>117
Dumbass!
You can't afford to miss or throw any weak punches!
It's extremely difficult to recover from a mistake in the opening game!

120 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 20:49:13 ID:A9ayyyXY
>>114
I'm not very worried about becoming friends with them. Just wondering what kind of person that butler Yamaoka is.
I'm more worried that I might get bored out of my mind during shopping.
>>116
My hair is more like in the lower pic.

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:49:55 ID:+uqrgS7J
(´Д`).。( The first thing that comes to mind when I see the words "happiness" is Kimura Kaela's song of the same name... Guess it's because I'm a huge SAKUSUCKER... )


122 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:51:18 ID:E1wO1YU2
>>117
Well, hang in there tomorrow. By the way, no one's contacted you so far today?
Make sure to turn off silent mode, just in case.

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:53:16 ID:ScV9NAir
Reading the Train Man and Molester Man threads made me want to go shopping for clothes too tomorrow.

124 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 20:53:44 ID:A9ayyyXY
>>121
I'm a sucker for SAKUSAKU too.
>>122
HAHAHA! Whoa, whoa, señor!! Who do you think I am?
Do you really think I'd do the same mistake again and again? Hmm!?





I didn't notice I'd received an e-mail again... OTL

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:53:58 ID:wYlHhGIm
>>121
Me too.

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:54:27 ID:ScV9NAir
It's an e-mail━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:54:33 ID:E1wO1YU2
>>124
You fucking suck.

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:54:38 ID:Fmu0mLs8
>>124
Not again......
We told you to turn off the damn silent mode!

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:54:49 ID:s8K9BEqe
Hehehe.

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:54:51 ID:+uqrgS7J
>1
(・∀・)人(・∀・) SAKUSUCKERS unite!
Uh-oh, what does the e-mail say?

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:56:58 ID:ScV9NAir
Hehehe! So OP's a SAKUSUCKER...

132 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 20:58:57 ID:A9ayyyXY
No, no, the e-mail was just to tell me when to meet up tomorrow.

"Let's meet at XX o'clock tomorrow."

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:59:32 ID:+uqrgS7J
Giant God Warriors...

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 20:59:39 ID:E1wO1YU2
>>132
Who is it from? Send a short casual reply.

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:00:32 ID:Fmu0mLs8
>>132
Reply casually like:

"Alright.
Btw I'm going to dress up a little tomorrow."

136 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 21:01:54 ID:A9ayyyXY
>>134
From Kansai obviously...


I sent this.

"Okay. Btw, I'm going to dress up a littlew"

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:03:33 ID:+uqrgS7J
OK. (・∀・)
But you might want to add something else if you want to keep the conversation going...

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:04:05 ID:ScV9NAir
Is Kansai going to watch Shrek? Ask her if she wants to watch it with you.

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:04:34 ID:4WYUQpj+
...I think I'll go to DOARAT and buy some clothes too.

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:04:35 ID:E1wO1YU2
By the way, what is a SAKUSUCKER?

141 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 21:04:55 ID:A9ayyyXY
>>137
There's no point in keeping the conversation going now imo.
I bet Kansai is working right now since she seems to usually work from 6 to 10 pm in the evenings.

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:06:10 ID:vsrpxx6i
You guys still at this Train Man rip-off thing?

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:07:12 ID:+uqrgS7J
>141 Then it's OK♪
>140 A passionate fan of the TV show SAKUSAKU♪

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:09:46 ID:E1wO1YU2
>>143
Thanks. I wanted to check it out, but looks like it airs at night.
Good boys like me don't stay up late, so I don't think I'll be able to watch it.

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:14:29 ID:+uqrgS7J
>144
It's actually an early-morning show on TVK♪
I always record it though because I can't watch it in the morning♪

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:18:49 ID:EjoQVkXf
Reply "I'm going to dress up a little, so let me hear your thoughts on it tomorrow.".

147 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:21:13 ID:aobB1Q/s
Let me remind you since it seems like you got so hyped for tomorrow you forgot all about your original goal.
Did you check out which stores in Shinjuku have self-defense products?

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:24:11 ID:+uqrgS7J
>147
That's it! (・∀・)
Well, for self-defense products, you could go to Tokyu Hands and... hmm? Is there any store in Shinjuku besides Tokyu Hands that sells self-defense products?

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:24:15 ID:UyDodc4z
I bet 100 rice coupons that he forgot all about it.

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:24:41 ID:EjoQVkXf
Go to Akiba instead.

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:27:09 ID:HAM7peps
"Maybe I should buy some clothes too tomorrow... Will you pick out some clothes for me tomorrow? You probably know best which men's clothes are popular among young women."

How's this for a reply?
I'm too late, huh...

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:29:02 ID:nez0XZlu
"Say, Kansai, could you come a bit earlier tomorrow and pick out some clothes for me?
Or else I'll have to go to Shinjuku in my birthday suit tomorrow..."

Send this.

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:29:43 ID:+uqrgS7J
Huh... OP stopped posting... Is it a phone call? From Loli Jugs?

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:30:38 ID:UyDodc4z
OP's starting to get tired of his own thread.

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:30:40 ID:HAM7peps
"Hey, could you pick out some clothes for me tomorrow? I'll go to Shinjuku naked so I can directly put on the clothes you pick out."

Something like this?

156 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:33:01 ID:qCuQS1dD
Keep the e-mail short.
There's no need to try to keep it going either.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:34:51 ID:HAM7peps
>>136
Wait, you're going to go wearing >>102 after announcing that you're going to dress up a little?
Are you trying to pull Kansai's leg or what is this?

Well, it might end up leading to
Kansai: "You're so hopeless. Let me pick some out for you."

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:35:03 ID:UyDodc4z
>>102 Anyone care to explain what OP's cardigan looks like?
I'm having trouble imagining it...

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:36:26 ID:liQw98bX
Tomorrow, >>1 will either

- have a normal date with the 4 girls and come back without anything out of the ordinary happening
- or bring back bad news, e.g. he confessed but got turned down
- or start dating one of the girls
- or come home in the morning with one of the girls
- or bring back some different unexpected twist

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:39:07 ID:EslfWCoJ
- or have a fateful reunion with Crabses

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:39:08 ID:HAM7peps
>>159
>or bring back some different unexpected twist
happens a lot in this thread.

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:42:32 ID:nez0XZlu
>or bring back some different unexpected twist
This is because Molester goes berserk all the time.

163 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 21:44:07 ID:HAM7peps
So who's going to Shinjuku tomorrow?

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:00:10 ID:8Vg7HR8b
ノシ

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:01:24 ID:nez0XZlu
When is >>1 going to meet up with the others in Shinjuku tomorrow? It'll decide whether I can go or not...

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:04:35 ID:1or0fUxE
OP.
Don't forget to take a hand mirror with you.

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:05:41 ID:qCuQS1dD
Now that OP posted what he's going to be wearing, the VIPPERs might be actually able to find him.
Just his Air Force Ones and the unusual combination of 4 girls and 1 guy should be enough to recognize him.
I'd love to see a picture of them, but the picture shouldn't show too much. Stuff like this is fun because most of it is left to your imagination.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:13:10 ID:3iAGr/qu
Is it the day after tomorrow yet?

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:13:21 ID:+xsJKsf2
Test

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:14:23 ID:HAM7peps
It's decided then. We're having an offline meeting to observe the girls around Molester Man.

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:15:52 ID:ScV9NAir
Guys, switch to channel tvk right now!

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:17:29 ID:+uqrgS7J
>171
Is it Oizumi Yo?

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:21:29 ID:LUBO8Z9v
I heard about this place from a friend and it seems I am who you refer to as Glasses.

I came here to say that this is kind of creepy.


174 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:22:10 ID:UyDodc4z
>>173
Crabs or GTFO.

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:22:21 ID:/Ryny1DA
It's happening!

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:22:37 ID:qCuQS1dD
It's Glasses!

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:25:05 ID:CCFf/Oue
>173
Post a pic of your glasses.

178 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:25:30 ID:ScV9NAir
>>173
Post a pic of your contacts too.

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:26:01 ID:EslfWCoJ
>>173
The hook in your bait is showing, but post a pic of yourself anyway.

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:26:02 ID:+uqrgS7J
>173
Oh shit.

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:26:03 ID:2hPsN37M
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 6
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163455/

795 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/12 00:18:16 ID:LUBO8Z9v
>>792
Advice on what? Confess to her that he's a virgin and ask her how to lose his virginity?


823 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/12 00:31:04 ID:LUBO8Z9v
I bet you're going to drop by at a karaoke bar afterwards.

Can you sing, Molester Man?


182 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:27:27 ID:qCuQS1dD
I know it's bait, but post your glasses anyway.

183 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:28:11 ID:EslfWCoJ
>>181
This made me laugh a lot.

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:28:59 ID:UyDodc4z
I smell bait, but let's see your glasses, just in case.

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:30:04 ID:/Ryny1DA
First things first. Post your glasses.

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:30:51 ID:CCFf/Oue
>181
I knew it. Glasses is a real bro who gives advice to Molester like you would to a good friend.
And yes, I know I'm being trolled.

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:32:38 ID:IOHstfYy
If it's glasses you guys want, someone just posted some in this thread:
"Oh no!! I lost my glasses!! Guys, please help me look for it!!"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100082737/230

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:55:04 ID:33tgizud
Just got off my shift.
Whoa, whoa, guys, are you guys already tired or what?
Why is no one posting anything?


189 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:57:37 ID:VA3TUzNU
Kansai's shift should have ended by now too.
Still no call/e-mail from her?

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 22:59:07 ID:5S9a/v6N
What was that? It's VIP QUALITY to take whatever bait is thrown at you?












                 What a huge load of bull.

191 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:02:55 ID:LUBO8Z9v
I'm sorry, I'm not really Glasses.

http://upload.fam.cx/cgi-bin/img-box/vhk41112230221.jpg

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:06:06 ID:E1wO1YU2
>>191
Uho!


193 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:06:37 ID:/Ryny1DA
Okay, that was lame...

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:07:25 ID:r6nCLx0r
>>191
One can see your face in the reflection. You sure you wanted to post that?

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:15:11 ID:+uqrgS7J
>171
I can't see it...
(PД`q)゚.

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:20:44 ID:E1wO1YU2
>>195
Don't you have a PC or TV? Oh, you can't watch it on TV because it's a local channel, huh...

OP hasn't posted for two hours now. Did he go to bed already because they're meeting up early tomorrow?

197 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:21:52 ID:+uqrgS7J
Ah, I just noticed that I quoted the wrong post. orz
○ 191
× 171

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:25:25 ID:+uqrgS7J
Any kind and handsome Mr. Nice Guy's here that are popular among girls?♪
Please upload the picture in >>191 to
up@pic.to
so I can see it from my cell phone...
(PД`q)゚.

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:32:57 ID:EslfWCoJ
>>198
I don't like your attitude.

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:34:48 ID:jwkGRD/y
I wanna see Molester's reaction to this fake Glasses.

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:35:05 ID:9+WylxKq
There's some creepy guy in this thread...

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:39:05 ID:z+Zpw2JH
>>199
A pretty please from me too. (´・д・`)

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:43:10 ID:+uqrgS7J
>199
Yet you put that website in your e-mail field for me... Thank you.
(´・д・`) But I still can't see the picture...
Am I the creepy guy...?
∧∥∧

204 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:45:22 ID:jwkGRD/y
So, I guess Molester jerked off and went to bed?

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/12 23:51:59 ID:33tgizud
        /つ_∧
  /つ__∧ 〈( ´_>`)  Ehh!! Molester was a troll too!?
  |( ´_ゝ`) ヽ ⊂ニ)                       The end.
  ヽ__ と/ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
    ̄\/___/ ̄ ̄


206 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:06:33 ID:KL2OvLoj
- Uses smileys and caps lock a lot.
 Especially likes to use crying smileys like 。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。 and
 sad smileys like (´・ω・`) and _| ̄|○ to draw your sympathy.

Guys, you know what you gotta do. Ignore >>206! (`・ω・´)

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:09:56 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>206
Ignore you, huh?

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:15:41 ID:wqb/XwSD
>>206
Okay.
Gotcha.

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:15:44 ID:CWCjSpFP
Is no one here?

210 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:16:08 ID:l+oVx110
I fear they called to cancel the meeting tomorrow and OP is now sulking in his bed.

And he spent all day on 2ch preparing for tomorrow too...


211 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:21:27 ID:2fq2ZOHX
I bet Kansai came to his place and they're eating crab right now.

212 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:26:00 ID:XX1vL1o0
To hell with crab, let me eat Kansai.

213 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 00:28:12 ID:hTGFgsKc
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:29:12 ID:l+oVx110
>>211
Oh damn, I bet you're right...
Miss Undie and Kansai probably came to his place carrying booze.
They must be enjoying themselves drinking booze now...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

215 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/13 00:42:46 ID:NN2bNyBK
Sorry, guys. I was going to post here after exchanging some short e-mails with Kansai,
but then I thought I'd take a bath first and fell asleep soon after.

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:43:18 ID:Sq5HmMV+
If this thread reaches 1000 posts until 3 am, I'll post lewd pictures of my ex-gf.


217 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:43:30 ID:vCQJj4C/
Welcome back!

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:44:29 ID:wmflJHmd
I can't wait for tomorrow...

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:44:47 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>215
You must have been that exhausted... Don't push yourself too much, but give it your best shot tomorrow!!

By the way, what did Kansai write you?
pant pant

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:46:22 ID:jSYTyiR8
>>215
Don't you sleep in tomorrow. And don't post when you're going to meet them tomorrow, if you don't want every VIPPER in here looking for you.
Also, turn off your cell phone's silent mode now.

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:46:29 ID:l+oVx110
>>215
Welcome baaack.
What did she write...? (*´д`*) pant pant

222 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/13 00:48:42 ID:NN2bNyBK
I talked to Kansai about almost the same things as yesterday. She was like "Treat me to beef bowl!" and "What the hell is Aussie beef?" and so on...

I'm posting from my cell phone btw. because my PC won't connect to the Internet for some reason.

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:49:17 ID:gXSV6Pz8
I've never been this interested in a stranger's e-mails before...

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:51:57 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>222
That means, you won't be able to write any long posts... I didn't even know you could add new line breaks from a cell phone.
Don't you have to get up early tomorrow? Go to bed already!


Oh, and one more thing. Report live from your cell phone tomorrow if you can!

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 00:51:59 ID:l+oVx110
>>222
You're posting from your cell phone?
Copy-paste the e-mails directly into this thread then.

226 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/13 00:54:27 ID:NN2bNyBK
>>224
If you guys are right and the girls keep ignoring me tomorrow, I'll use the opportunity and post here.

Btw, cell phones have a return key too.

227 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/13 00:57:12 ID:NN2bNyBK
Sorry, guys, it looks like there's a limit to how much you can copy-paste into the 2ch browser on the cell phone...
This is why Yahoo sucks balls.

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:00:21 ID:l+oVx110
>>227
I see...

I'd advise against trying to post from your cell phone tomorrow though.
Kansai knows that you don't have any friends.
I'm sure she'd find it weird if you started fiddling around with your cell phone all the time.

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:01:54 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>227
You bastard, you're a Yahoo BB user!! .......well, I am too.

Anyways, hang in there tomorrow, but don't overdo it!! Also, watch out for the stalker, just in case.
Make sure to lock your door when you go out and be careful when you're walking around alone!!

230 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/13 01:04:15 ID:NN2bNyBK
Thanks, guys!
I'll be going to bed then. Watch the thread for me while I'm gone because I don't think I'll be able to report back till tomorrow night.

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:04:43 ID:wmflJHmd
Or the morning after that...w

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:05:01 ID:4C9fkTR+
However, >>1 won't get any sleep tonight because he'll be beating his meat all night tonight.
Next post decides what he'll be fapping to.

233 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:05:42 ID:gXSV6Pz8
Crab.

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:07:13 ID:XX1vL1o0
Watch out for Miss Undie's stalker and the thousands of stalkers that call themselves VIPPER tomorrow!

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:07:48 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>230
Whatever you do, promise me one thing! Don't be too late tomorrow!
>>233
I fucking lol'd.

236 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:08:25 ID:eET+t/8G
Shinjuku? I live in Shinjuku. I think I'll walk around town tomorrow and look for OPw

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:10:09 ID:wmflJHmd
I bet they're going to stand out so much. It's 4 girls and 1 guy after all...

238 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:17:35 ID:q4roiJFM
This is gonna be the greatest event so far. I can feel it.
Judging from the impact of the previous reports, it's probably going to make the thread explode...

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:27:47 ID:2fq2ZOHX
Tomorrow's party:

■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai
■ Miss Undie         □ Molester         □ Stalker         □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka

← Moving in this direction

240 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 01:34:34 ID:hTGFgsKc
Tomorrow's party

■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai
■ Miss Undie        □ Molester □ Glasses □ Crab       □ Stalker         □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka

← Moving in this direction

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:35:31 ID:wmflJHmd
Weather forecast says it'll be a sunny day tomorrow. I'm so glad.

242 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:35:34 ID:eET+t/8G
Is Yamaoka a woman?

243 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:36:19 ID:ti93dti9
Tomorrow's party

■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai  ☆ Me
■ Miss Undie        □ Molester □ Glasses □ Crab       □ Stalker         □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka

← Moving in this direction

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:41:16 ID:daNTfyk8
Tomorrow's party 30 min. later

                    ■ Loli Jugs
■ Miss Undie □ Crab □ Glasses
□ Stalker ■ Kansai □ Molester
                    ■ Yamaoka                □ VIPPER



← Moving in this direction

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:42:39 ID:gEeQN8Tv
■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai
■ Miss Undie        □ Molester □ Glasses □ Crab       □ Stalker         □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka                                                    |
                                                            ◎ Police


246 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:43:42 ID:L0DBi1Qb
Tomorrow's party

■ Loli Jugs                                   □ VIPPER  □ VIPPER  □ VIPPER
■ Kansai                                            □ VIPPER  □ VIPPER 
■ Miss Undie      □ Molester □ Glasses □ Crab      □ Stalker         □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka                                        □ VIPPER □ VIPPER  □ VIPPER
                                           □ VIPPER   □ VIPPER  □ VIPPER

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:44:14 ID:wmflJHmd
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER ■ Loli Jugs
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER ■ Kansai □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER ■ Miss Undie □ VIPPER □ VIPPER                □ Molester
□ VIPPER □ Glasses □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER ■ Yamaoka
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER

← Moving in this direction

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:45:06 ID:vCQJj4C/
■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai
□ VIPPER         □ Glasses                             □ Stalker
■ Miss Undie        □ Crab                               □ Molester
■ Yamaoka                                              |
                                                      ◎ Police


249 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:45:43 ID:rUlS1B1v
■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai
■ Miss Undie         □ Molester (Stalker)
■ Yamaoka           ↑
 □ Nanjo Kei         □ VIPPER

← Moving in this direction

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:45:58 ID:2fq2ZOHX
At the end of the day

■ Loli Jugs
■ Miss Undie        □ Glasses □ Crab       □ Stalker         □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka



■ Kansai
☆ Me

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:46:57 ID:vCQJj4C/
At the end of the day


■ Miss Undie        □ Glasses □ Crab       □ Stalker         □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka



■ Kansai   ■ Loli Jugs
>>250 ☆ Me


252 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:48:08 ID:L0DBi1Qb
Tomorrow's party

■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai            □ Molester's mom
■ Miss Undie         □ Molester         □ Stalker         □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka          □ Molester's dad

← Moving in this direction

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:49:09 ID:gEeQN8Tv
At the end of the day


■ Miss Undie        □ Glasses □ Crab       □ Stalker         □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka



■ Kansai   ■ Loli Jugs
>>250 >>251 ☆ Me


                                                    □ Molester (got lost)

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:49:52 ID:KL2OvLoj
   ■
  ■■   rabble rabble
 ■■■
■■□■■
 ■■■
  ■■
   ■

( ■ VIPPER □ Molester )

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:53:16 ID:f3AVo5xg
Me tomorrow in Osaka

             /ヽ       /ヽ
            /  ヽ      /  ヽ
  ______ /     ヽ__/     ヽ
  | ____ /           :::::::::::::::\
  | |       //       \  :::::::::::::::|
  | |       |  ●      ●    ::::::::::::::|  I bet they're having fun...
  | |  VIP  .|             :::::::::::::|
  | |       |   (__人__丿  .....:::::::::::::::::::/
  | |____ ヽ      .....:::::::::::::::::::::::<
  └___/ ̄ ̄       :::::::::::::::::::::::::|
  |\    |            :::::::::::::::::::::::|
  \ \  \___       ::::::::::::::::::::::::|

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:56:15 ID:l+oVx110
>>254
Oh shit!
This guy's bigger than me!
Run for your lives!

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:57:15 ID:4C9fkTR+
 Moving in different directions                    ↑
                                      Shinjuku shopping district

                                   ■ Loli Jugs ■ Kansai ■ Miss Undie ■ Yamaoka
           ■ Crab ■ Crab ■ Crab                    □ Molester
← Tokyo Bay  ■ Crab □ Glasses ■ Crab                       
           ■ Crab ■ Crab ■ Crab                      


                                         

258 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 01:58:26 ID:iSo5cUGI
The illumination at Shinjuku Takashimaya is really beautiful.
You know how there's some sort of terrace on the 2nd floor? Take a walk there with the girls. It's breathtaking.

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 02:00:21 ID:wmflJHmd
Takashima Aya (;´Д`) pant pant

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 02:17:54 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>249
Loli Jugs is a ranged fighter, so I'd place her in the second row.
I'd also stock up on Balms of Life for Molester.

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 02:33:31 ID:XcwnXC8H
The VIP QUALITY in this thread is starting to increase.

262 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 02:46:07 ID:gEeQN8Tv
                        Kaibara Yuzan
                           ↑
Shinjuku   ■ Loli Jugs         ■ Yamaoka                     Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie                                     ↓
District    ■ Kansai                                      ■ Crab
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
                     □ VIPPER     □ VIPPER
□ Molester              □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
                          ↓
                        Akihabara

263 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 02:48:39 ID:gEeQN8Tv
                           Kaibara Yuzan
                              ↑
Shinjuku   ■ Loli Jugs            ■ Yamaoka                  Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie                                     ↓
District    ■ Kansai                                      ■ Crab
                       □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
                       □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
                     □ VIPPER     □ VIPPER
                           □ Molester                  □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
                              ↓
                            Akihabara

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 02:49:21 ID:lu2Xo0vA






C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 03:01:27 ID:CDJmHsw4
Seriously though, what if OP gets lost during all the commotion?

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 03:05:44 ID:q4roiJFM
Well, aren't you guys having fun?w

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 03:30:11 ID:DNSeKZp7
Whoa, whoa, guys, let me join in the fun!

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 03:39:52 ID:L0DBi1Qb
                           Kaibara Yuzan
                              ↑
Shinjuku   ■ Loli Jugs            ■ Yamaoka                  Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie                                     ↓
District    ■ Kansai                                      ■ Crab
                       □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
                       □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
                     □ VIPPER     □ VIPPER
                           □ Molester                  □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
                           ↓
                           □ Little girl
                           ↓

269 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 03:43:02 ID:7ScSyX5R
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 03:50:10 ID:q4roiJFM
                           Kaibara Yuzan
                              ↑
Shinjuku                      ■ Yamaoka                  Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie                                     ↓
District    ■ Kansai                                      ■ Crab
                       □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
                       □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
                     □ VIPPER     □ VIPPER
                           □ Molester                  □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
                           ↓
Bushes ← ■ Loli Jugs             □ Little girl
         ☆ Me                 ↓

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 04:30:40 ID:Ze6vg0oo
I came to join in on the fun too.

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 04:33:19 ID:L0DBi1Qb
                           Kaibara Yuzan
                              ↑
Shinjuku   ■ Loli Jugs            ■ Yamaoka                  Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie                                     ↓
District    ■ Kansai                                      ■ Crab
                       □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
                       □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
                     □ VIPPER     □ VIPPER
                           □ Molester                  □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
                           ↓
                           □ Little girl
                           ↓
Me

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 05:46:39 ID:R5+NHb7p
Sorry to interrupt the fun, but there's something I really need to know, OP.
http://pix0.ten.thebbs.jp/1098188990/x28
Which of these girls' boobs are closest to Loli Jugs'?
How big are her boobs anyway?

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 08:00:15 ID:BU6QF+jS
>260
When your party members dies, what do you need? A Balm of Life or a Revival Bead♪

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 08:27:11 ID:zT09rP9r
I guess Molester won't return until tonight...

276 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 08:28:07 ID:NVYW4ZlK
>>275
Whoa, whoa, are you serious?


HE WON'T BE COMING BACK TILL TOMORROW MORNING!

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 08:32:56 ID:zT09rP9r
Well, posting here before leaving would be a bad idea because then you guys would know when to go to Shinjuku.

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 08:49:53 ID:G4YGZTE3
He should be back sometime between 10 and 11 pm.

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 09:03:36 ID:i8bzRsQe
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Maroyuki □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ νFlashers □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Losers
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ Train Man □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Me □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Lounger □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Kakuni □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ Kijo □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Airplane Man □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Neomugicha □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 09:35:50 ID:wqb/XwSD
>>279
You didn't include any of the characters of this thread!
ΣΣ(゚Д゚;)
Oh, I see... it was bait... and I fell for it... orz

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 09:36:12 ID:bNXJ3d9D
Did Molester already head out?

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 09:54:24 ID:iSo5cUGI
>>277 could be Molester.

283 : 277 : 04/11/13 10:04:38 ID:zT09rP9r
Sorry, but no, I'm not.

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 10:26:58 ID:bNXJ3d9D
Any reports from the VIPPERs who went to look for OP?

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 10:30:17 ID:CDJmHsw4
I just finished rereading the threads and figured I'd update and correct the summary of the thread. I divided it into threads.

1st thread:
 Molester Man gets mistaken for a molester by Miss Understanding and they go to the police station together with Glasses who just happened to be passing by.
 The case gets put on hold for the day, so they have to go to the police again on the following day. Since they can't come to an agreement, they decide to meet again to continue the discussion.
 On the next day, Molester Man gets a call from her and agrees to meet up with her in a coffee lounge to talk.
 On November 5th, Molester Man explains himself in the coffee lounge and manages to clear her suspicion of him. She treats him to lunch in a family restaurant to apologize for the misunderstanding before they go home.
 That night, Molester Man starts the first thread. On 6th, he almost fucks everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow manages to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.
 One of Miss Understanding's e-mails hints at how she's in contact with Glasses. But she assures that Glasses won't come to the police this time.
 On the next morning, Miss Understanding comes to Molester Man's place and picks him up, but it turns out that Glasses can go to the police after all. The three head to the police together and the police closes the case.
 Glasses leaves before lunch, while Molester Man and Miss Understanding have lunch in an omelet restaurant.
 She asks Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but he has to leave early because of his part-time job. Miss Understanding accompanies him to his place.


286 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 10:30:39 ID:CDJmHsw4
2nd thread:
 On the next day, the 8th, Molester Man receives an e-mail from Miss Understanding. He tells her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she doesn't seem too euphoric about it.
 He suggests meeting up again on Wednesday, but she says she has an appointment on Wednesday and adds that she might be free on the weekend.
 On the following day, the 9th, Molester Man gets crab delivered from Glasses as a token of apology, two hair crabs and one red king crab.
 He calls Glasses to thank him, and finds out that Glasses is a real bro. While Molester Man is out buying alcohol like a faggot, Miss Understanding sends him an e-mail. He calls her back as soon as he returns home.
 Miss Understanding tells him on the phone that she wants his advice on something on the next day. She invites him to come to the family restaurant she works at.

3rd thread:
 The next day, the 10th, Molester Man heads to the family restaurant, where he gets to know Miss Understanding's co-workers, Loli Jugs and Kansai (the woman who came to pick up Miss Understanding on the first day).

4th thread:
 In the family restaurant, they tell him about the stalker problem once again. Miss Understanding asks Molester Man for help since she doesn't have any other close male acquaintances.
 That night, Molester Man exchanges e-mails with Miss Understanding and Kansai at the same time.

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 10:31:49 ID:CDJmHsw4
5th thread:
 Molester Man sends polite and harmless e-mails to Miss Understanding to show her how worried he is, while he has a blast sending dumb e-mails back and forth with Kansai on the side.
 On the next day, the 11th, Molester Man looks at his cell phone to samefag in some other thread and sees an e-mail from Kansai. He talks to Kansai on the phone after that.

6th thread:
 Molester Man comes up with a plan to go shopping for self-defense products in Akihabara with Miss Understanding.
 He suggests it to Miss Understanding by e-mail, but she refuses. A bit later, he gets a call from Kansai.
 She invites him to go along with Miss Understanding and her co-workers when they go shopping for clothes on the weekend.
 Incidentally, Kansai hints at how Miss Understanding is annoyed by Molester Man's e-mails.

7th thread (duplicate):
 Molester Man dresses up (?) and heads to Shinjuku.

This turned out even more confusing than it was before... Dividing it into dates is probably better, after all.

288 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/13 11:02:40 ID:NN2bNyBK
Guys, I'm having an incredibly fun time.

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:03:36 ID:bNXJ3d9D
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             ,. ===、、 o   ○o.  i       :::ト、
           _,/      `ヾ´´`ヽ、 ゚ .l       :::ト、\  Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
           //      .::::/  :::::!===l      :::|ス. ',
             /./       .::::/   ::::l    |  __ ..... _::::|} ヽ l-、  
.           ,ィク ,'..__    .::::/    ::::l    :l '´    `)'`ヽ ヾ;\
       /::{゙ ヽ、 ``丶、;/‐‐- 、::::l     `'::┬‐--<_   } ./;:::::\
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.     /|::::::;';';'\/} (ヽ、  _/|   (´    _,.ィ!::ヽ.  ヾー'´;';';';';';';';';:: /ヽ、  
   / ,ノ:::;';';';';';';';';'/  /ヽ、二ニ-イ   ヾT ¨´ ,/;';';::`、. \';';';';';';';';';';〈::...

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:04:36 ID:i8bzRsQe
Oh, are you about to head out?

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:05:10 ID:GV9T0k4r
I'd say he's already in Shinjuku.

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:07:34 ID:XX1vL1o0
Still no reports from our Shinjuku division?
At this point, I wouldn't even mind fake reports. As long as it's VIP-tastic.

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:09:39 ID:TpShmqoY
Shit. Classes are about to begin.
Don't you guys start a party before first class is over.

294 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:13:19 ID:Ptx9/jeO
>>292
WATATA. I wouldn't mind fake reports either.

295 : Kumagoro : 04/11/13 11:20:57 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>294 laughs like the Fist of the North Star.

296 : 350235001663556 : 04/11/13 11:26:06 ID:6IiGfv/U
There's no way I'll be able to find them.
But tell me where you want me to go and I will.

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:29:43 ID:F3PYEFyy
How come no one's replying to >>288?

298 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:31:21 ID:2aW6CoyB
Hope he poops in his pants in front of them.

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:34:06 ID:2+NYPSTJ
>>288
Did you take some kind of tranquilizer with you?

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:35:14 ID:ZZ8gQ+Sv
>>285-287
Reading these makes it seem like Miss Understanding is annoyed to no end by Molester...

301 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:47:30 ID:qlcnDxOS
Try not to get a boner.

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:47:44 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>300
That is V-

303 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 11:48:13 ID:8Bw6Ck6U
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 11:51:28 ID:XcwnXC8H
Someone troll me with a fake report please. Anything is fine.

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:02:19 ID:2aW6CoyB
Speaking of boners, I remember I got a pretty big one on my first date.

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:03:12 ID:bNXJ3d9D
Still no reports?

307 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:04:12 ID:t2KVvBHn
I'm the TBS guy who was called really annoying in yesterday's thread.
Is Yamaoka a woman?
If yes, I might have walked past her this morning.
My eyes were glued to her since she was totally my type, so I couldn't see what the other people in her party looked like...
The moment I walked past her, I thought "Wait, isn't that her!?", but didn't have any time to take a picture. orz
Sorry if it's a whole lot of nothing.

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:07:16 ID:vgq2FQO1
Why did you not follow them?

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:13:35 ID:XX1vL1o0
I don't care if it's a lie, just say something!


310 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:15:18 ID:t2KVvBHn
>308
I was kinda busy, so...

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:17:31 ID:vgq2FQO1
>>310
What a limp dick.

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:19:14 ID:t2KVvBHn
>311
ヽ(`Д´)ノ BAAAWWW!!

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:21:24 ID:iSo5cUGI
Someone tell me how to know it's them and I'll look for them.
I'm about to head to Shinjuku.

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:21:41 ID:F3PYEFyy
>>311
Wow, that's the meanest insult I've ever seen!

315 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/13 12:22:18 ID:i57iuMfd
This still going on?

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:23:28 ID:XX1vL1o0
Look for a guy with Air Force 1 shoes (red x white) walking around with four women.
Read the log for a more detailed description.

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:25:56 ID:6IiGfv/U
I just saw a group of 4 lining up at Ramen Musashi!
I lol'd so hard when I saw themwwww

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:27:53 ID:2aW6CoyB
>>317
Lol.

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:29:12 ID:vgq2FQO1
Shouldn't it be a group of 5?

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:32:16 ID:6IiGfv/U
I'm sorry I lied.

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:32:19 ID:hI1qA7MQ
>>319
Oh, saw any?

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:34:23 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>319
I thought they were a group of 4.

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:35:14 ID:vgq2FQO1
Miss Undie Kansai Loli Yamaoka Molester

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:35:41 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>288
Glad to hear thatw

Actually, I was going to ignore your next post because you always ignore mine,
but I couldn't help it...


325 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:37:33 ID:8Jplfc95
Reporting in from Shinjuku. I'm in front of Alta right now.
Still no sign of a group of 4 women and 1 man...
orz


326 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:39:52 ID:t2KVvBHn
I feel kinda bad, and I don't have anything better to do right now, so I think I'll go search the area between the south exit of the Shinjuku train station and Shinjuku Imperial Garden...
It's lunchtime though. I just hope they're not in a restaurant right now...

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:40:31 ID:2aW6CoyB
>>325
I don't think you'll find them in front of Alta now that they've already met.
For clothes, you'd normally go to Marui, Lumine, MyCity and Isetan.
Personally, I wish they were lining up for Ramen Musashi right now though.

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:40:37 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>296
First, I'd check out the area around Lumine and Takashimaya.
It's way too big an area to cover for one person though...

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:42:08 ID:hI1qA7MQ
All right, VIPPERS.
Launch Operation Find Molester now!!

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:42:13 ID:GV9T0k4r
They'll definitely drop by at BEAMS too.

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:42:17 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>326
It's okay. Don't worry about it!

332 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:43:15 ID:KL2OvLoj
Don't get arrested, VIPPERs! I'll be rooting for you guys!

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:43:28 ID:XX1vL1o0
Looks like we got a whole network of VIPPERs in Shinjuku now!
Try shouting VIP and see if you can lure out some VIPPERs in the crowd!

334 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:43:50 ID:o94RSUQl
587 : UnderageB&(16) ◆9Xm6zmxuk. : 04/11/13 11:54:38 ID:v0FTsNTe
Hey, everyone, I'm back――――
If you guys want to see my PU**Y, post a lot more in these threads!
http://life6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mental/1099970168/l50
http://life6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mental/1094769095/l50
http://life5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/lifesaloon/1099961153/
I still can't see how serious you guys are about it~
Fill these threads up and I'll upload my pics in the usual place.

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:44:00 ID:rUlS1B1v
Ohhh, so much happened! To the soldiers stalking OP, I'm rooting for you guys too! Be careful out there!

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:44:46 ID:vxG8TB0y
One of you needs to position themselves in Tokyu Hands.

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:45:18 ID:KL2OvLoj
Yeah, in the self-defense products section of Tokyu Hands.

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:46:21 ID:hI1qA7MQ
I'm going to look for OP in Umeda, the commercial district of Osaka, because it's the capital of Kansai! Get it?
Sorry, but Tokyo is too far away!!!

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:47:43 ID:IYAqnHq7
Right, since we seem to have a few soldiers now, we need them to spread out to cover a wider area.
One to Lumine. One to Marui. One to Ramen Musashi. Go go go!

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:48:29 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>338
Who knows, maybe Kansai will come to Kansai. Hang in there!

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:49:06 ID:t2KVvBHn
>338
It's the thought that counts.
I'm looking for them in that alley full of video arcades behind the Shinjuku Green Peas Pachinko parlor...
Gotta be extra careful because there are many restaurants here.

342 : 325 : 04/11/13 12:49:50 ID:8Jplfc95
Okay, so I'm still on the lookout in front of Alta.
Are they even the type of women to go shopping for clothes in Alta?

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:50:56 ID:t2KVvBHn
Someone go check the restaurants in Takashimaya!
And Tokyu Hands too while you're at it...

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:51:21 ID:/8Gj6bF4
>>338
Alright, I'm heading to the Yodobashi Camera in Umeda then.

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:53:15 ID:t2KVvBHn
>342
Wouldn't they go to Marui instead?
Whoa, it's so embarrassing to browse 2ch outside...

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:53:50 ID:2aW6CoyB
>>342
Alta is a pretty reasonable choice for Gyaru-type girls.
I don't think it's Molester's cup of tea though.

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:53:51 ID:vgq2FQO1
Oh okay, I'm off to the Tokyu Hands in Shinsaibashi, Osaka, then.

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:55:33 ID:XX1vL1o0
The VIPPERs are slowly surrounding Molester and zeroing in on him. Bet he's so scared he's getting the shakes right now.

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:56:22 ID:t2KVvBHn
>344>347
You guys are in charge of Osaka thenw
Still no sign of OP... This would be so much easier if he was wearing a T-shirt with "VIP" on it...

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:56:25 ID:IYAqnHq7
Then I'm going to look for them in PARCO, Chiba!

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:58:01 ID:t2KVvBHn
>350
If OP was from that region, there'd be no point in looking for him before the evening anywayw


352 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:58:20 ID:rUlS1B1v
I'm gonna look for them in a helicopter.

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:59:18 ID:2aW6CoyB
And I'm gonna fly to the north of Japan!

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:59:19 ID:XX1vL1o0
I'll go check the Vivre in Nara then!

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 12:59:23 ID:IYAqnHq7
Wow, the summary site is already up to post 320 of this thread!w
Thanks for the hard work!

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:01:24 ID:t2KVvBHn
What if OP is in Saizeriya or in Royal Host right now?
He wouldn't have anything to fear then because we're all looking in the opposite direction.

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:01:37 ID:6IiGfv/U
Spotted a group of 4 women and 1 man near Takashimaya! But the guy doesn't really look like Molester...

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:02:09 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>357
We need details.

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:02:47 ID:2aW6CoyB
>>357
Brown hair, height about 160cm.

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:03:10 ID:iSo5cUGI
He might be also wearing different clothes than he posted to avoid getting found.

361 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:03:23 ID:XX1vL1o0
What about his shoes?

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:03:26 ID:t2KVvBHn
>357
Take a picture...

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:03:28 ID:5gGCpQwV
What are you guys doing?
This is hilariousw

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:03:38 ID:CkBSANoh
>>354
What a coincidence. I'm looking for them in the Keirindou in Vivre right now.

365 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/13 13:03:38 ID:i57iuMfd
>>357
Tail them just in case because groups of 1 man and 4 women are rather rare.

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:05:21 ID:iSo5cUGI
Posting a potential picture of OP is taking it a little too far though, don't you think?
It would cause a shitstorm.

367 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/13 13:05:30 ID:NN2bNyBK
Shit, I lost my apartment keys. I must have dropped them in all the excitement.
Why do cardigan pockets have to be so shallow...

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:06:07 ID:kNbKC7Gn
Don't post any pictures. Reports are fine, but pictures aren't.

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:06:15 ID:hI1qA7MQ
>>367

Where the hell are you?

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:06:26 ID:GV9T0k4r
>>367
IT'S A TRAGIC TWIIIIIIIIIIIIISTwwwwwwwwwww

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:06:29 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>364
Give me a moment! I'll be there once I've taken a purikura in Sega World!

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:06:35 ID:t2KVvBHn
Hey, OP.
Tell us where you are so we can come look for you.

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:06:37 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>366
Depends on what kind of picture it is though.
I guess it might not be a good idea to post it if it shows OP's face clearly.

But one from far away should be fine, right?

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:07:00 ID:CDJmHsw4
You don't want to post a pic of someone.
Okay, maybe it's okay if it's someone wearing the exact same clothes as OP described, but not if the clothes are different.
You can get sued for anything in the Internet nowadays.

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:07:05 ID:/8Gj6bF4
>>367
Admit you just want to use that as an excuse to weasel your way into Miss Undie's apartment!!!

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:07:18 ID:2aW6CoyB
>>367
He's turning into baggage!

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:07:21 ID:vgq2FQO1
>>367
LOL

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:07:31 ID:hI1qA7MQ
>366
Put black bars over the eyes and it should be okay.

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:07:33 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>367
Man, you're so useless.......
So, wait, are they helping you look for your keys now or what?
What are you doing causing trouble for them!?w

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:08:34 ID:5gGCpQwV
>>367
Just post here where you think you lost the keys and a lot of people should help you look for them.

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:08:54 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>367
Dumbass━ヾ( ゚д゚)ノ゙━!

382 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:09:08 ID:hI1qA7MQ
I hope a VIPPER picks up his keys.

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:09:15 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>367
Whoa, whoa, are you sure you should be posting on 2ch right now!?
Plus, you live alone, right? Isn't it like really bad that you lost your keys?

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:09:24 ID:XX1vL1o0
I wouldn't post pics because we don't know who else is watching this thread.
Wouldn't want Miss Undie or Kansai to find out about this thread. It'd only make things unnecessarily complicated.

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:09:48 ID:IYAqnHq7
To all the VIPPERs still looking for OP: Look for a group of 4 women and 1 man looking for something on the ground.

386 : 357 : 04/11/13 13:09:59 ID:6IiGfv/U
The group just entered the Hattori Nutrition College grounds where there's a school festival today.
One of the girls was a busty loli and another was a cutie.
The guy was a bit babyfaced and wearing white Adidas sneakers.

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:10:10 ID:J9w6DbN2
I arrived a little late to the party, but now I'm all caught up. You guys seem to be having a field day.

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:10:11 ID:2aW6CoyB
Some of the women might have left, so maybe it's not 4 women anymore.

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:10:28 ID:8Jplfc95
I found Molester Man----(゚Д゚)----!
Someone link me to Picto so I can upload a pic of him!

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:10:30 ID:rUlS1B1v
Molester, what the heck is >>386 about?

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:10:45 ID:GV9T0k4r
>>386
You got the wrong people therewwwwwww

392 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/13 13:11:02 ID:NN2bNyBK
I'm alone right now because everyone's off to the restroom. I'm enjoying it a lot so far!

Losing the keys isn't a big problem, really. My parents' place isn't far from here, so I think I'll just take a train and spend the night there tonight.

393 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:11:04 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>385
VIPPER: "What are you guys doing?"

Loli: "We're looking for his keys but can't find them."

VIPPER: "Want some help?"

Loli: "Yes, please."

VIPPER x Loli Jugs end

Oh yeah. A man can dream.

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:11:08 ID:hI1qA7MQ
>>389
Here we go━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:11:12 ID:t2KVvBHn
Hey, all you VIPPERs in Shinjuku!
Find the keys before Molester does and your chances of becoming friends with Kansai or Loli Jugs will greatly increase!

396 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:11:13 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>386
Good job.
Keep tailing them.

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:11:29 ID:vgq2FQO1
http://www.pic.to/

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:11:37 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>393
Your imagination is running wild.

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:11:38 ID:rUlS1B1v
http://www.pic.to
Sorry if it's not the right URL.

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:12:03 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>389
Seriously now?

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:12:33 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>392
Will you tell the girls that you lost your keys?

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:12:40 ID:2aW6CoyB
What if they're not even in Shinjuku?

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:12:50 ID:xGmtnrgj
I assure you, the stalker has already picked up the keys.

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:13:27 ID:rUlS1B1v
What if Miss Understanding and the others don't even exist?

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:13:36 ID:JvokubY+
>>1
Quit browsing 2ch during a datew

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:14:24 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>403
That's scary as hell, but it would make for an interesting twist later on.

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:14:25 ID:/8Gj6bF4
By the way, >>1, is Yamaoka cute?

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:15:04 ID:t2KVvBHn
Looks like we'll never find OP unless he tells us every store they've been in...


409 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:15:21 ID:hI1qA7MQ
>>389
Where are the pics? (・∀・ )っ/凵 ⌒☆ ting

410 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 13:17:22 ID:y27y89Q4
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         /        ヽ
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        | (●) (●)   |   
        /          |   
       /           |    
      (          _ |
      (ヽ、    ノ  /  )|
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411 : 389 : 04/11/13 13:17:35 ID:8Jplfc95
Molester Man just made his post at about the same time as I did...

But none of the people I'm stalking right now has gone to a restroom...

orz

Sorry, guys...

Guess I got the wrong people after all...

412 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:18:28 ID:2aW6CoyB
In b4 one of the VIPPERs gets himself arrested.

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:18:28 ID:hI1qA7MQ
It's all good, man.
>>411
You've done a great job imo.

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:18:38 ID:iSo5cUGI
I'm surprised that there are that many groups of 4 women and 1 man in Shinjuku to begin with.

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:18:44 ID:wqb/XwSD
>>411
EEEEEHH(´д`)HHHHHH

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:19:46 ID:J9w6DbN2
You're so cute, >>411.

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:20:21 ID:/8Gj6bF4
So, there are at least 3 groups of 4 women and 1 man in Shinjuku right now...?

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:20:23 ID:bNXJ3d9D
>>411
Don't worry about it.

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:22:00 ID:J9w6DbN2
I'll only say this because this thread's going so fast!!
I too went out with 4 women at once, once.

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:22:17 ID:gPBmW9r2
>>411
Your death will not be in vain.
I'm checking Daiei right now as I'm writing this.

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:22:40 ID:t2KVvBHn
Ah, I just found the group I passed by this morning!




The guy's wearing different shoes than OP. orz

Sorry, everyone... (´・ω・`)

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:23:14 ID:J9w6DbN2
You're so beautiful, >>421.

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:24:08 ID:bNXJ3d9D
>>421
Don't give up, move on to the next target!

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:24:45 ID:2aW6CoyB
Look at the VIPPERs at home working the ones outside hard.

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:25:35 ID:JDfmeTt1
Would it be too late to head to Shinjuku now?

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:25:42 ID:t2KVvBHn
I'm starving. I think I'll go look for them around Kabukicho and grab something to bite there.

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:27:23 ID:rUlS1B1v
Molester, post a pic of yourself from behind, at least.

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:27:41 ID:Ze6vg0oo
Heya, guys. Good morning.

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:27:45 ID:iSo5cUGI
Why would they be in Kabukicho...
I don't think they'd go as far as Yasukuni-dori. Shinjuku-dori is more than enough for shopping purposes.

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:27:48 ID:bNXJ3d9D
>>426
Grab a few rice balls from a convenience store and keep looking while you're eating.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:29:12 ID:XX1vL1o0
You guys should meet up and eat crab together.
Molester and co. are having crab too.

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:29:13 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>430
How cruel can you be?

433 : 325 : 04/11/13 13:29:28 ID:8Jplfc95
I've been waiting in front of Alta almost an hour now and have yet to spot a group that fits the description...
orz

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:29:44 ID:t2KVvBHn
>429
Is Tokyu Hands the only place that sells self-defense products? Aren't there any stores in Kabukicho that sell them too?
>430
You're a monster~(PД`q)゚.

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:30:06 ID:iSo5cUGI
What are your plans for today, 325? Didn't you have anything to take care of?

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:30:53 ID:hI1qA7MQ
>>325
It's enough, man, you've given it your all.
Hurry up and come back.

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:30:57 ID:wqb/XwSD
>>433
Look harder then! (# ゚Д゚) Son of a bitch!!                               You've done well, soldier.

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:31:43 ID:t2KVvBHn
>433
Rather than in front of Alta, chances should be higher that OP comes walking along the street leading to Shinjuku Nichoume.


439 : 325 : 04/11/13 13:31:43 ID:8Jplfc95
>>435
I've kept today free just so I could go look for Molester Manw
I'm planning on staying in front of Alta until my cell phone battery dies.

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:31:46 ID:Z0FGFcln
>>436
>>437


441 : 325 : 04/11/13 13:32:12 ID:8Jplfc95
>>435
I've kept today free just so I could go look for Molester Manw
I'm planning on staying in front of Alta until my cell phone battery dies.

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:33:10 ID:kNkJtFqO





    HOW MANY VIPPERS ARE IN SHINJUKU RIGHT NOW?










443 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:33:12 ID:vgq2FQO1
>>441
If I was in Tokyo, I'd be already on my way now to bring you something to eat.

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:33:15 ID:bNXJ3d9D
So, how many anti-Molester Funnels are out there right now?

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:34:27 ID:J9w6DbN2
Let's have lunch too, guys.
   v..v 
つΞ凸ミ

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:34:29 ID:XX1vL1o0
This is HQ.
Requesting status report from all units, over.

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:34:45 ID:qSXF+Ug+
As if anyone out on a shopping date with girls would actually post on 2ch.
This is just getting ridiculous.

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:34:51 ID:t2KVvBHn
(´・д・`).。oO( I should be somewhere near 441 now... But I think I'll stay away from him... )

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:35:21 ID:rUlS1B1v
It's kinda late to be talking about fake or real, isn't it?

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:35:54 ID:bNXJ3d9D
Why are the Funnels not reporting back?

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:37:10 ID:9oOA3lRK
>>450
Reporting in from Fukushima. The sky is perfectly cloudless here.

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:38:23 ID:t2KVvBHn
>450
Reporting in from Tokyo. Walking along a byroad(?) in Kinokuniya right now.

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:39:38 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>450
Reporting in from Saitama. It's starting to get cloudy here.

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:40:45 ID:bNXJ3d9D
That's way too many Funnels~

I'm not a Newtype, I can't control them all~

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:41:34 ID:zouOwqcr
    








       OFFLINE MEETING TO LOOK FOR OP WHO GOT TOTALLY MISTAKEN FOR A MOLESTER










456 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:43:21 ID:vTiA68A6
>>450
Having a hard time carrying out my mission with so many people here. It's a big city after all. Sapporo, that is.

457 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:43:37 ID:t2KVvBHn
I'm going to have a nice long lunch now.
I think I'm even going to order some coffee and stuff♪




I wonder if the people in the thread will get mad at me... shake shake

458 : 325 : 04/11/13 13:44:19 ID:8Jplfc95
I got tired of standing around in front, so I'm at the stairs inside Alta now.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:45:22 ID:bNXJ3d9D
>>457
GET SOMETHING FROM A CONVENIENCE STORE!

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:46:15 ID:/8Gj6bF4
>>441
You could recharge your cell phone in one of the stores there. I'm just saying.

461 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:46:17 ID:XX1vL1o0
We need Molester to post something to keep up the morale of our troops.

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:46:26 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>459
How heartless can you be?

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:47:20 ID:t2KVvBHn
>459
You're the devil~ shake shake

We're never going to find them at this rate.
We need to get together more people and launch an organized search operation...

464 : 325 : 04/11/13 13:49:29 ID:8Jplfc95
>>460
They're all occupied... orz

465 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:50:21 ID:2aW6CoyB
I remember hearing that someone got arrested for using an outlet without permission.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:50:38 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>464
I know! You could get one of those chargers that look like a fishing reel and recharge your cell phone by cranking it like crazy. I bet they sell them in Tokyu Hands.

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:51:05 ID:XX1vL1o0
Put up a crab and summon all the hidden VIPPERs!

468 : 375, was it? : 04/11/13 13:51:58 ID:6IiGfv/U
I'm in the restroom of a restaurant on the 14th floor of Takashimaya right now, charging my cell phone and taking a shit.
I still haven't found them. I wonder if they met up at 10am this morning.
All I can say for sure is that Molester wasn't at the south exit in front of Alta at 11am.


469 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:52:05 ID:Ze6vg0oo
Guys, I'm rooting for you from Saitama!

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:52:36 ID:vTiA68A6
>>465
You can get charged for theft for things that don't even amount to 1 yen. Wasn't it because he was playing a game in a car?

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:52:37 ID:iSo5cUGI
>>458
There should be a sushi-go-round place with a good price-performance ratio called Shion close to where you are. It's an old store though.
Go to the back of Alta and keep walking to the right to get there.

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:52:46 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>469
Where in Saitama?

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:53:16 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>468
No, you're 357.

474 : 325 : 04/11/13 13:53:23 ID:8Jplfc95
Just now, while I was trying to recharge my cell phone, I got to know a fujoshi.

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:53:48 ID:zouOwqcr
This is HQ. Requesting a status report from the VIPPER in the self-defense products department of Tokyu Hands.

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:54:18 ID:cM4QpvIk
>>474
Tell us more!

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:54:51 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>474
Here we go go go━━━ヽ(ヽ(゚ヽ(゚∀ヽ(゚∀゚ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ゚∀゚)ノ∀゚)ノ゚)ノ)ノ━━━!!!!

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:55:11 ID:J9w6DbN2
Ah, but do you really want to know a fujoshi?

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:55:30 ID:zouOwqcr
>>325
IS THIS THE BIRTH OF THE RECHARGER MAN THREAD? (w

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:55:37 ID:rUlS1B1v
There are all kinds of fujoshi! Not all of them are bad!

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:56:09 ID:t2KVvBHn
While I was having lunch, I managed to speak to the lady sitting next to me and got to know her.
We also exchanged e-mail addresses.






I'm really sorry, everyone...

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:56:56 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>481
This fast? No fucking way

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:57:47 ID:t2KVvBHn
Oh, looks like someone was faster than me.


484 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:59:12 ID:f3AVo5xg
If all you want is recharge your cell phone, most stores should do it free for you.

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 13:59:20 ID:cM4QpvIk
>>481
Way too fastw Cool story, bro.

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:00:05 ID:wcvrdpLD
I'm sitting in a train to Shinjuku right now. Where should I go once I'm there?

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:00:40 ID:t2KVvBHn
>482
Ehh (゚Д゚ )
I was just having a friendly chat with her when it seemed like she was going to leave, so I said "Let's exchange e-mail addresses♪" and she was like "OK.". That's all. (´・д・`)

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:01:07 ID:XX1vL1o0
To all troops who got to know a woman during the mission: Find a restroom, do her, and get back to looking for OP, pronto! You got two minutes!

489 : 325 : 04/11/13 14:01:37 ID:8Jplfc95
No, I don't have what it takes to become Recharger Man...
I think I'll return to my post in front of Alta.

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:02:12 ID:C4yc+JGz
>>487
You and me, outside now. (Insert Donald AA)

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:02:40 ID:t2KVvBHn
Alright! I'm full.
Going back to looking for OP.

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:02:41 ID:qIR8NAWV
Is it just me or did the VIPPERs forget all about Molester Man and are having fun without him?

493 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 14:03:01 ID:y27y89Q4
Hope you guys actually manage to find >>1.
Now that would be real VIP QUALITYwww


494 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:03:17 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>487
Return to your post, soldier.

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:04:27 ID:qIR8NAWV
Don't we have any units deployed in Tokyu Hands?

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:04:39 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>486
Link up with the VIPPERs in the Alta area.

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:05:35 ID:Rfys5E+q
Ahh, I wanna stalk OP too...

498 : 325 : 04/11/13 14:05:43 ID:8Jplfc95
>>486
You're in charge of Tokyu Hands then.

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:06:21 ID:Mom5FljP
There's an epic thread on VIP right now.

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:06:26 ID:F7sUorVE
Finally caught up with you guys!! You guys seem to be really having fun!!


501 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:06:52 ID:t2KVvBHn
When OP's walking around with the four women, is he walking behind them?
Finding him might be a bit easier if we knew their walking formation...
I doubt we'll ever find him if he's walking in back of them.

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:07:08 ID:Ze6vg0oo
>>472
Sorry for the late reply, but I'm in Honjou.

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:07:30 ID:Ze6vg0oo
>>499
What's it about?


504 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:07:32 ID:C4yc+JGz
Living in Tokyo seems fun.

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:07:36 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>499
Okay, there goes my wonderful Saturday afternoon.

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:07:41 ID:XX1vL1o0
We're losing manpower because of that damn little sister thread... Let me go scout out the enemy.

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:07:45 ID:vgq2FQO1
My little sister just saw me masturbate part 2
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100320858/


508 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:08:28 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>498
Okay.

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:09:14 ID:t2KVvBHn
>507
This is it. I'm going over to that thread now.

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:09:39 ID:C4yc+JGz
Damn, my brain can't handle all these parties going on in different threads right now.
I'm still having a blast though.

511 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:09:51 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>509
Hey!

512 : Bear : 04/11/13 14:11:27 ID:wcvrdpLD
I'm at the south exit of Shinjuku station.

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:12:20 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>512
Good.

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:12:21 ID:t2KVvBHn
>511
But he just posted pics of her underwear. (PД`q)゚.

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:12:23 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>512
Here we go go go━━━ヽ(ヽ(゚ヽ(゚∀ヽ(゚∀゚ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ゚∀゚)ノ∀゚)ノ゚)ノ)ノ━━━!!!!

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:12:30 ID:vgq2FQO1
You're not Houchou Kumagoro Sensei, are you?

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:14:33 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>514
The unused maxi pads and the uniform pics were great too.

518 : Bear : 04/11/13 14:15:11 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>>516
Yes.

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:15:32 ID:F7sUorVE
Why don't we set up an integrated operations headquarters somewhere in Shinjuku?
Then we could summon VIPPERs to Shinjuku station, for instance.

You know, like "Mr. ×× from ●● city, Mr. VIP QUALITY is waiting for you at △△ in Shinjuku station."

Is it a bad idea?

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:16:40 ID:4C9fkTR+
Didn't see any groups of people that fit the description in the Shinsaibashi branch of Tokyu Hands.

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:18:10 ID:rUlS1B1v
Someone go write "VIP QUALITY" on one of the message boards at the station.

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:18:27 ID:t2KVvBHn
>517
Seriously!? (゚Д゚)y─┛~~
Why the hell am I out here in Shinjuku again...?
Ah, right. To find OP.
Alright, now that I've seen some cute underwear, it's time to keep looking!
Oh great, it looks like it's going to rain...

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:20:00 ID:t2KVvBHn
The guy in front of Alta, carry out >521...

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:23:21 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>522
Hang in there.
We're having a great time here thanks to you guys out there.

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:31:15 ID:4C9fkTR+
>>522
Keep up the good work. Actually, you should be glad because walking around outside is good for your body.


526 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:38:08 ID:t2KVvBHn
>424-425
(´・д・`) If any more cute pictures get uploaded over in the other thread, could you guys post them here...? Why did a party have to start at a time like this...

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:38:32 ID:KL2OvLoj
Guess everyone's over at the bewb party.

How are our Funnels doing?

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:40:31 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>527
VIPPER in Saitama here. I wanted to upload the pic of her hot pants, but I'm about to give up because I can't find a good uploader to use.

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:42:52 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>528
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/1rk/

You could try one of these.

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:44:31 ID:4C9fkTR+
>>528
ttp://maichy.s1.x-beat.com/
Click on the smiley to enter. Shouldn't be too overloaded.

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:44:36 ID:Ze6vg0oo
Too many must-watch threads. What a busy day.

532 : 325 : 04/11/13 14:45:48 ID:8Jplfc95
I just came to this place to have pork cutlets on rice with hot green tea with the fujoshi I mentioned earlier. Anything new on Molester Man?

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:45:51 ID:t2KVvBHn
Ah, I got the post numbers totally wrong. orz
×424-425
○524-525
Sorry, I'm a bit shaken up because I'm so tired...

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:46:02 ID:jR7etjLz
Whoa, I never knew there was such a fun thread going on here... ・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

I'll be sure to check out VIP more often from now on.

Shinjuku is just 20 minutes from my place. I would have joined you guys! ヽ(`Д´)ノ BAAWW

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:46:11 ID:wcvrdpLD
Just switched posts to in front of Alta.

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:46:46 ID:KL2OvLoj
Guys, I think >>532 is trying to become Pork Cutlet Man.

537 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:47:48 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>532
Can I have the pork cutlets?
Post them here, please.

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:47:57 ID:wcvrdpLD
I'm stalking >>532 right now.


539 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:48:26 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>534
You might still make it. Get going.

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:49:00 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>534
It's not too late.
You should go to Shinjuku now!

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:49:41 ID:wqb/XwSD
>>532
That fujoshi is a guy btw.

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:49:48 ID:f3AVo5xg
>>532 must be in this store right now:
ttp://www.jalan.net/kanko/SPT_172372.html

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:50:37 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>542
Good job.
So he's in Kabukicho Icchoume right now.

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:50:52 ID:t2KVvBHn
I'm missing out on a party, I can't find OP, and I get the post numbers wrong...
I think I'll write an e-mail to my older sister later and meet up with her...
Pork Cutlet Manw

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:51:16 ID:KL2OvLoj
Seeing >>542 made me so hungry I'm going to go have a mid-afternoon snack now.

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:51:17 ID:rUlS1B1v
Pork cutlets on rice with hot green tea for 1470 yen...

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:51:45 ID:KYykzs+6
It seems like we're going to find Pork Cutlet Man long before we find Molester Man.

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:53:04 ID:wcvrdpLD

http://c.pic.to/3c0bv

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:53:08 ID:HjRa2sYG
Where's the hot pants pic?w

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:53:20 ID:rUlS1B1v
Looks like someone already found him.

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:53:26 ID:4C9fkTR+
Current situation: □ Funnel (Sapporo)
    
                                                         □ Funnel
■ Loli Jugs
■ Miss Undie  □ Molester □ Crab                 □ Pork Cutlet Man ■ Fujoshi
■ Kansai
■ Yamaoka                                         □ Funnel

         □ Funnel (Tokyu Hands)
  
                □ Funnel (Alta)                                □ Funnel (Osaka)

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:54:24 ID:4C9fkTR+
>>548

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:55:01 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>529-530
Thanks for the links, guys.
Thanks to you guys, I was able to go and add some fuel to the flames.

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:56:10 ID:Ze6vg0oo
It's a pork cutlet store!


555 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:56:19 ID:wqb/XwSD
>>548
crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab
Forget pork cutlets and eat some crab, YO!

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:58:07 ID:4C9fkTR+
All Funnels head to the pork cutlet store immediately!

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:58:15 ID:t2KVvBHn
>548
Wow, you're already in front of the store... Did you see the fujoshi?

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 14:58:51 ID:4C9fkTR+
>>553
Okay! I just went and had a look. You posted 240 in the third little sister thread, didn't you?w

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:00:47 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>557
Don't see any fujoshi-looking people.
I see a lot of old women though because of that Otsuki Miyako concert in Shinjuku Koma theater.

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:02:17 ID:t2KVvBHn
>553 Thanks for cheering me up with your post♪
>558 And thank you for posting the post number. (´人`)
Alright then, I think it's about to start pouring, but I'll try to hang in there some more♪

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:04:59 ID:t2KVvBHn
>559
Are there any other pork cutlet stores in Shinjuku?
Perhaps she's already left?

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:10:09 ID:4C9fkTR+
Googling "pork cutlets shinjuku" only gets me a store called Suzuya.

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:11:50 ID:J9w6DbN2
http://www.toncya-suzuya.co.jp/shop/fset_shoptop.htm
Looks like they only have one store in Shinjuku.

564 : 325 : 04/11/13 15:14:26 ID:8Jplfc95
Guys, when I posted my last post, we'd already finished our meals and were about to leave, you know?
>>559
Btw, we're in a karaoke bar now.

I'm sorry, guys, but now I have to excuse myself.
My own personal happiness is more important to me than Molester Man's.

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:14:57 ID:2aW6CoyB
>>564
Hope you shit your pants.

566 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:16:43 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>564
Traitors like you deserve to be shot.

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:16:44 ID:HjRa2sYG
>>564
Handsome guys should just die.

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:17:02 ID:t2KVvBHn
>563
So she's already left, huh... I wanted to see the fujoshi...
Still no report from OP... He's not already sitting in a train on his way home, is he? (゚Д゚)

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:18:36 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>564
This guy is a riot HAHAHA

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:18:56 ID:t2KVvBHn
I have an appointment with someone this evening, so I guess I'll try to hold out till then. (´・д・`)b

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:19:12 ID:Ze6vg0oo
>>564
Think she'll let you bone her??

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:20:30 ID:2Nt3YY+w
>>564
I hope you get the bad end.

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:20:52 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>564
I expect a detailed report once you're back.

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:21:35 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>572
Wow, that's the meanest thing you could say to someone.

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:28:46 ID:4C9fkTR+
>>564
I'll never be able to trust anyone again.

576 : 357 : 04/11/13 15:29:25 ID:6IiGfv/U
I can't find Molester and it's cold out. This is starting to make me depressed.

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:30:28 ID:XX1vL1o0
Goddammit! It's all Molester's fault!

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:32:09 ID:J9w6DbN2
You're so lovely, >>576.

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:35:51 ID:HjRa2sYG
>>576
We've had enough of your lies.

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:41:31 ID:Ze6vg0oo
What's going on? Have all our Funnels been taken out?

581 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/13 15:42:51 ID:NN2bNyBK
The Miss Understanding route is over.

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:43:45 ID:zNlPUKQW
>>581
Please elaborate.

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:43:51 ID:iSo5cUGI
Molester, why don't you meet up with the 2channers who have been looking for you all day now?
And go have dinner with them or something.

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:44:06 ID:HjRa2sYG
>>581
He's here*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!!

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:44:53 ID:t2KVvBHn
>581
What do you mean?
Are you already back home?

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:45:26 ID:kNbKC7Gn
He's here━━━(゚∀゚)━( ゚∀)━(  ゚)━(  )━(  )━(゚  )━(∀゚ )━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:46:39 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>581
Please elaborate.

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:48:48 ID:Ze6vg0oo
>>581
Please elaborate.

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:50:04 ID:cM4QpvIk
>>581

He's hereーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:50:14 ID:fls4emH1
>>581
We've been waiting for you!

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:50:18 ID:wcvrdpLD

http://c.pic.to/3c0bv

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:50:23 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>581
Please elaborate.

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:52:16 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>581
Oh boy, just when I was starting to get some work done for a change...
What happened?

Please elaborate.

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:53:02 ID:Ze6vg0oo
>>591
LOL.

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:53:24 ID:jR7etjLz
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
 (0゜・∀・)   ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
 (0゜∪ ∪ +
 と__)__) +


596 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:55:36 ID:XX1vL1o0
What's wrong? Something seems off about him.

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 15:58:50 ID:J9w6DbN2
Just when I was having an affair with the "Run away from home" thread because my parents and some neighbor lady caught me fapping to pictures in the "college girls" thread...
What do you mean, the Miss Understanding route is over!? Don't tell me we have to wait till tonight for an explanation!!
If you're reading this, tell them you're going to the restroom to slip out for a few minutes and post what happened!!

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:03:09 ID:t2KVvBHn
Wonder if she told him that she doesn't like him.
Or asked him not to contact her anymore...
I need to know what happened before I can continue looking for him.

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:05:00 ID:hI1qA7MQ
I bet Miss Understanding already had someone she likes.
Or Molester feels that they're not on the same wavelength after hanging out with her today.
Though, what if he hit it off with someone else like Yamaoka or Loli Jugs instead?

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:05:53 ID:2Nt3YY+w
>>599
I'd say it's the "she had someone she likes" one.

601 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:05:58 ID:HjRa2sYG
Maybe Kansai asked him out and he said okay.

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:06:28 ID:f3AVo5xg
So she changed class from Miss Understanding to >>1's girlfriend...

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:07:36 ID:DNSeKZp7
      TITS!     TITS!
TITS!    TITS!
   TITS!  TITS!
     ((∩     ∩))
TITS! (∩_, ,_   _, ,_∩)) TITS!
    ((⊂ ((Д´;≡;`Д))ノ∩))
       ((⊂ l⌒i  / ⊃)) TITS!
     ((⊂  (_) )  )) ∪))
TITS! ((_(((_)))_)))


604 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:07:45 ID:t3sjUr4a
Just when I thought I'd finally caught up with you guys after spending half a day reading all the threads from part 1, >>1 posts━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:07:47 ID:WB6KAKxu
Isn't he saying that he completed the Miss Understanding route?

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:07:56 ID:jR7etjLz
Uhh... I wanna know what happened.
Maybe his eyes are so bad he's been tagging along with the wrong people all day and still hasn't realized it? (´・д・`)

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:08:03 ID:MowuHoQb
Fuck, OP is good at blue-balling.

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:08:04 ID:t2KVvBHn
Hey, is Yamaoka really a woman?
Did OP explicitily say that she's a woman?
What if Yamaoka is actually Miss Undie's boyfriend?

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:08:15 ID:hI1qA7MQ
>>602
If that was the case, he wouldn't write something cryptic like "The Miss Understanding route is over".

If she'd changed class to his girlfriend, he'd have posted something more like "Miss Understanding is my girlasdfghjkl;".

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:08:17 ID:DNSeKZp7
Sorry. Wrong thread.

611 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:09:10 ID:KL2OvLoj
Eh, didn't we know for certain that Miss Undie doesn't have a boyfriend?

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:09:26 ID:rUlS1B1v
Yamaoka is her grandpa.

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:09:54 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>610
Meant to post in the "college girls" thread, huh?w

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:09:56 ID:kNbKC7Gn
ACTUALLY YAMAOKA IS AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:11:08 ID:hI1qA7MQ
Ahh, I have to head to my part-time job in a few...
Molester isn't going to explain himself, huh...
I want to know so bad, but I guess it'll have to wait till 23 o'clock...

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:11:16 ID:t2KVvBHn
>511
Then what if Miss Undie had feelings for Yamaoka (still a guy) and confessed to him in front of everyone today...?

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:11:16 ID:+o/LrcBa
Say, >>1...





   HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THIS TIME?








618 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:11:29 ID:MowuHoQb
Let me just throw a "Miss Understanding is actually a shemale." theory into the mix.

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:12:41 ID:cM4QpvIk
Explain what happened FFS!

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:12:47 ID:t2KVvBHn
>616
I got the post number wrong again... orz
○ 611

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:14:37 ID:f3AVo5xg
I bet 8 Miss Undie's that Kansai wanted to be helpful and made OP ask Miss Undie out in front of everyone,
but she panicked and turned him down.

622 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:14:37 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>608
Nope. It has been established that Miss Undie doesn't have a boyfriend.............. I think.

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:16:29 ID:J9w6DbN2
So, to sum it up, our prediction is this:

Kansai: "Ehh, you two get along so well, why don't you just start dating?w Molester, you like Miss Understanding too, don't you?w"
Molester: "Eh... That's err..."
Miss Under: "Oh, stop itw Mr. Molester isn't like thatw Besides, I already have someone I like."
Molester: "ASDFGHJKL;"


624 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:16:39 ID:KL2OvLoj
Would Molester Man really forget to mention an important piece of information like "Yamaoka is a guy" so long?

Okay, I guess he would.

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:18:02 ID:w7ZUoeWR
>>1
Please elaborate.
Please elaborate. Please elaborate.
Please elaborate. Please elaborate. Please elaborate.


626 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:18:07 ID:hI1qA7MQ
I want Glasses to make an appearance now.

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:19:02 ID:jR7etjLz
I can't calm down, I can't stop wondering about what happened!!
Someone give me a smoke... (((( ;゚д゚))) AWAWAWAWA

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:19:25 ID:rUlS1B1v
Miss Undie: "I'm already getting it on with Crabses."

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:19:27 ID:J9w6DbN2
We don't have any proof whatsoever that Yamaoka is a woman, do we?
OP might have experienced the birth of a new couple today.

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:20:12 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>628
So lewd!!

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:21:08 ID:DNSeKZp7
It's about time Kaibara Yuzan comes and...

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:21:16 ID:XX1vL1o0
What if Molester is too depressed right now and won't be posting for a while!?
Someone turn into a fake Molester and take over until he's back!

633 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:24:06 ID:t2KVvBHn
When did we find out that Miss Undie doesn't have a boyfriend again? Yesterday? The day before yesterday?
What if she started seeing someone sometime between that day and today?
There's also the possibility that Glasses asked Miss Undie out.
Several days have passed since she said Glasses is being too persistent. They might have kept e-mailing each other and eventually cleared up that misunderstanding...

634 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:25:11 ID:hI1qA7MQ
Miss Undie: "Mr. Molester, I'm sorry for troubling you with my problems like this."
Molester: "No, it's perfectly fine. I'm in love with you anyway, Miss Undie. ( ( ゚д゚) Gasp! What am I saying!? ) Err, I mean..."
Miss Undie: "I see... Truth is, I feel the same way... about you... (in a very little voice)"
Molester: "Ohhh yessss *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!!"

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:25:39 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>633
Well, have a cup of tea and calm down.
つ旦~

Let's wait for Molester's report first.

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:25:38 ID:f3AVo5xg
>>633
917 Name:1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/07 23:37:29 ID:wPv98IzZ
After taking a breather with a cup of coffee, I asked.
"Miss Understanding, are you seeing someone right now?"
"Ehh? I'm not."

I pumped my fists (in my mind).

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:27:27 ID:cM4QpvIk
>>636
Well, she was obviously joking when she said she wasn'tw

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:30:05 ID:hI1qA7MQ
How about this?
Today, during shopping, Miss Undie got stabbed by the stalker.
They went to the hospital → Miss Undie died → Miss Undie route is over. Not a chance, huh?

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:31:21 ID:Ze6vg0oo
Anyway, no matter what happened...
I can't wait to read >>1's report.

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:31:41 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>638
Quit writing ominous things and go to your part-time job already.

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:32:34 ID:hI1qA7MQ
( ゚д゚) Gasp!
30 minutes have passed already! I'm gonna be late!
Okay, I'll be off now, guys. ノシ

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:33:16 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>638
He wouldn't write something like "The Miss Understanding route is over" in that case.


643 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:33:51 ID:t2KVvBHn
>635
(´・ノ○・`) Thanks for the tea.
>636
Wow, it's already been 6 days...?
Anyways, let's wait for OP's report. (´・ω・`)

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:35:44 ID:t2KVvBHn
>641
Hang in there.
It's too cold out... I'm taking refuge in a video arcade for now.

645 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:35:49 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>641
Take care. ノシ

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:37:59 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>644
If you should find him there, post
"Found Molester @ video arcade"

647 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:38:06 ID:NLSmgELa
Molester isn't Slot Machine Man, is he?

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:41:19 ID:t2KVvBHn
>646
Roger. (つ・д・`)
>647
No way... That can't be...

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:42:49 ID:rUlS1B1v
I'm enjoying this thread while keeping in mind that it could be a troll thread.

Waiting for Molester's report now.

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:43:40 ID:4C9fkTR+
Miss Undie: "Listen, Molester, I met up with Glasses yesterday, and he was so nice to me I decided to start dating him."
Molester: "Ah, i-is that right? I-I'm glad to hear that."
Kansai: "Well, I guess he beat you to the punch. But hey, there are plenty of fish in the sea."
Loli Jugs: "...my shoulders are getting stiff. Can we head home?"
Miss Undie: "Yeah, let's go home. Thank you for everything."
Kansai: "See ya then. It's a small world."
Crab: "Booyah!!"

......

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:45:20 ID:iSo5cUGI
>Loli Jugs: "...my shoulders are getting stiff. Can we head home?"
I lol'd.

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:46:33 ID:/8Gj6bF4
Molester actually molested Miss Undie.
And Miss Undie's misunderstanding wasn't a misunderstanding anymore. Thus, the Miss Understanding route was over.

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:46:50 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>650
Wow, you killed off all routes at once...

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:46:52 ID:rUlS1B1v
Lol.

Her jugs must be really big.

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:49:37 ID:IYAqnHq7
The Miss Undie route was a no-go, huh...
There's no use brooding over it though. If it's hopeless, get Kansai to comfort you.

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:50:23 ID:KuCBdYOc
かんち  Miss Undie
ちかん  Molester
ちんか  Smeg
   す     ma

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:51:00 ID:DNSeKZp7
Why'd he have to go wearing those Air Force Ones... orz

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:52:20 ID:JvokubY+
>>650
So her jugs are so big they give her stiff shoulders... *taking notes*

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:56:35 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>655
"Ahh, sorry, sorry, you're just not my type of guy, Molesterw
But you can talk to me if you have love problems, so keep your head up!ww"

I can see Kansai turning him down before he can even say "I love you.".

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 16:56:56 ID:F3PYEFyy
Hey! >>1
Tell us what's going on!!

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:01:24 ID:OqwhfoyF
They didn't find out about this thread, did they?

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:02:05 ID:jR7etjLz
>>661
That would explain it... orz

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:02:22 ID:cM4QpvIk
>>661

That's it!!

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:03:50 ID:qSXF+Ug+
I bet you "remember" every single word of all your conversations today anyway, OPw
So, what are you waiting for? Post the rest of your little made-up storyw


665 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:06:04 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>664
You're supposed to post that after his report.

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:06:20 ID:ZZ8gQ+Sv
If it was just casual chatter, you might not remember much of it, but it's perfectly normal to remember the more important conversations.

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:08:40 ID:qSXF+Ug+
j3, let's just wait for the continuation of >>1's mental masturbation. (・∀・) grin

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:10:49 ID:DNSeKZp7
Yeah, let's just wait for him to come home after getting turned down.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:11:23 ID:Ze6vg0oo
Is >>1 sulking right now?

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:11:27 ID:jR7etjLz
Okay, I'm going to take a nap.
I'll tell you guys later how this story will end because I'm sure to see it in my dreams.

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:12:03 ID:IYAqnHq7
I wonder if Molester is crying right now...

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:25:40 ID:NLSmgELa
The thread's come to a halt.

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:25:46 ID:IYAqnHq7
Regardless of whether OP manages to get himself a girlfriend or miserably fails, these threads are going to end sooner or later.
Just thinking about it makes me sad...

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:30:10 ID:t3sjUr4a
Wonder if they're really going to end soon.
It took me hours to catch up to you guys, I don't want them to end yet!

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:35:09 ID:xcZPZ68y
>>667
j3 is herewwwwwwwww

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:35:15 ID:OqwhfoyF
Guess it wasn't a typo when she used the kanji for "end, closure" to write weekend.

677 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:35:55 ID:t2KVvBHn
OP will reach the good end... I'm sure of it...
Anyways, I'm going to stop looking for OP now and go hang out with the lady from earlier.
If there's anyone who's still out there looking, though I doubt it, good luck!
ノシ

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:37:16 ID:CDJmHsw4
Whoa, what a dramatic turn of events...
Judging from all of OP's posts so far, it can't be a good thing when he says the Miss Understanding route is over.
Either Molester did something stupid and got turned down, or Kansai told him something like "She said she doesn't like youw"...

Either way, it looks like we're in for a sleepless night!!

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:39:11 ID:DLgwusAN
When he says, the Miss Understanding route is over, he means that the misunderstanding isn't a misunderstanding anymore.
In other words, Molester Man was a real Molester all along!

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:39:13 ID:8v7LEEn2
I thought I'd stop by in Shinjuku on my way home and I just got off the train, so can I have a status report?

I feel like I'm too late for the party.

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:41:03 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>677
Make sure to tell us what happened later.

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:41:08 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>680
If I were to give the events of today a title, it'd be "Pork cutlets on rice with hot green tea and the end of the Miss Understanding route".

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:42:10 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>680
You better head home before you're too late for the last train too.

Now I wonder, is this thread going to end with >>1's report...? Are we all going to go apart just like that...?
Or is OP going to switch to the Kansai or Loli Jugs route?

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:42:45 ID:OqwhfoyF
Speaking of pork cutlets, where'd the Pork Cutlet Man go off to?
Did he find Molester?

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:45:00 ID:YCiu8hlv
Maybe Miss Understanding lost her shit because she mistook one of the VIPPERs following her for the stalker?


686 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:45:32 ID:Dhk1VaSg
>>667
It's Koshiki *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:46:16 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>285-287
It's kinda weird referring to my own summary, but you know, considering how they got to know each other, I don't think things are moving too fast at all between them.
I heard some young people these days even have sex on the first day.

This might be the critical phase. Eh, Molester?

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:47:50 ID:8v7LEEn2
>>682
Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but all I got out of that is that they had pork cutlets this noon.
Must have been at that one really good pork cutlet store in Kabukicho. Yeah.

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:48:27 ID:cM4QpvIk
Guess things won't go for Molester Man like in Train Man... Well, that's reality for ya.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:49:21 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>689
Of course not. The characters in Molester Man are way too flawed for a perfect Train Man endingw

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:49:51 ID:5gGCpQwV
>>689
OP should just count himself lucky he got to eat free crab.

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 17:52:33 ID:GfljmjIm
Ahh, Jesus Christ!
How much longer are you going to keep us waiting!?
Post what happened already!

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:00:32 ID:jR7etjLz
Good morning, guys.

Let me tell you what was revealed to me in my dream.

I dreamt that Molester ended up going to a brothel in the middle of the day with all the money he had drawn out for today.

Well, I guess he was just that horny.

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:04:13 ID:q4roiJFM
You guys make it sound like he's making us wait on purpose, but the way I see it, something unforeseen must have happened and is possibly still happening.
I think Molester is still in Shinjuku with the four women, and when he made that post, he just wanted to let us in on what's going on when he saw the chance.

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:10:00 ID:qlcnDxOS
294
I think so too.

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:11:15 ID:qlcnDxOS
↑ That was a typo.
294×
694○

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:13:26 ID:3WECucRq
Or he simply can't decide where the story should go from now onw

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:13:31 ID:DNSeKZp7
Which reminds me, he did say something about all four women having gone to the restroom.
Wonder if it was to talk about him behind his back. ((;゚Д゚))) shake shake

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:15:22 ID:xcZPZ68y
>>698
No question about that.

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:17:52 ID:GfljmjIm
>>694
I see, that makes sense.
Look at the time. He should have been back hours ago.
Something must have happened to him.
In any case, it doesn't seem to me like OP's on a happy route.

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:18:15 ID:IYAqnHq7
Ahh, all this waiting is driving me crazy.

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:22:30 ID:MowuHoQb
>>700
He could be having dinner with them right now.
And who knows what happens after that... Damn you, OP!

703 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:22:53 ID:DNSeKZp7

Nah, not a chance.

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:24:19 ID:GfljmjIm
>>702
Are you implying he's going to come home tomorrow morning after spending the night at someone else's place? No fucking way!w
Even eroge makers would be surprised if he scored this quickly.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:27:45 ID:IYAqnHq7
>>704
I can see it happening.

Kansai sees how depressed Molester is about Miss Undie turning him down, and decides to comfort him with her body.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:28:47 ID:vTiA68A6
Why'd you guys start posting in Kansai dialect all of a sudden?

707 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:29:17 ID:CDJmHsw4
Maybe he just can't come home because he lost his keys?

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:29:27 ID:OqwhfoyF
>>705
Yeah, I can see that too.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:29:38 ID:ZZKXH/Fc
Actually, it's easier to get laid in real life than in eroge.

710 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 18:29:41 ID:y27y89Q4
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:30:50 ID:4C9fkTR+
Man, it's so boring waiting for OP.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:31:07 ID:ZZKXH/Fc
Ah, I meant, getting laid as in consensual sex, of course.

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:31:27 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>707
Oh right. I forgot he'll spend the night at his parents' place tonight. He won't be able to report back tonight then, will he?

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:33:23 ID:CDJmHsw4
He said his father was a die-hard fool, so maybe there's no PC at his parents' place.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:36:32 ID:OqwhfoyF
Are you saying die-hard fools don't use PCs?

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:36:47 ID:J9w6DbN2
He could be just chilling out and watching Gundam, for all we knoww

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:38:48 ID:4C9fkTR+
Even if he's at his parents' place, I still want him to post from his cell phone.

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:39:31 ID:qSXF+Ug+
Now this is just ridiculous.
It would have been believable if he'd met up with Kansai and Miss Undie only, but two additional girls? Give me a break.
As if a group of four women would hang out all day with some stranger they don't even know well.
Especially since >>1 seems like a nutcasew

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:43:04 ID:OqwhfoyF
What >>1 should do is drop by at an Internet cafe and post his report before going to his parents' place.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:43:17 ID:Je1DnT3e
It's the work of a Clow card!!

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:45:14 ID:5gGCpQwV
Maybe Miss Undie just went home first because she has to work.

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:45:40 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>718

http://c.pic.to/3c0bv

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:46:30 ID:4C9fkTR+
Everyone, spread out and look for him!

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:47:59 ID:wcvrdpLD
Oh God.
I don't think I can wait any longer.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:49:11 ID:J9w6DbN2
If, by some fluke of fate, he should get one of them to spend the night with him,
I hope he has enough wits about him to choose a love hotel with Internet access.

726 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:49:22 ID:5TOZZi02
More and more people are posting in Kansai dialect for some reason.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:49:29 ID:4C9fkTR+
>>720
You have to seal it quickly!

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:50:40 ID:s/z2t6CB
Looks like the VIPPERs are irritated at OP because he caught their attention with his post just to leave them hanging for hours.

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:51:56 ID:GfljmjIm
It's Miss Understanding's keys they lost, right?
In that case, they should just go to Kansai's or Loli Jugs' place.
I doubt anything interesting will happen though.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:52:52 ID:4C9fkTR+
How can he walk around with them and act like nothing happened when he lost his keys?

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:52:53 ID:OqwhfoyF
>>729
They were Miss Undie's keys?

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:54:09 ID:MowuHoQb
Aren't you guys a little old for Cardcaptor Sakura?

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:55:01 ID:J9w6DbN2
367 Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 New! 04/11/13 13:05:30 ID:NN2bNyBK
Shit, I lost my apartment keys. I must have dropped them in all the excitement.
Why do cardigan pockets have to be so shallow...

392 Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 New! 04/11/13 13:11:02 ID:NN2bNyBK
I'm alone right now because everyone's off to the restroom. I'm enjoying it a lot so far!

See? They're Molester's own keys.
Losing the keys isn't a big problem, really. My parents' place isn't far from here, so I think I'll just take a train and spend the night there tonight.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)



734 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:55:43 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>718
The four of them were going to hang out today anyway. They asked Molester to join them, is all.
The plot may not be very realistic, but it has integrity.

Besides, that's what we call VIP QUALI-

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:56:09 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>733
Whoops, I didn't mean to put my sentence there.
The "See? They're Molester's own keys." line was supposed to be at the end of the post.

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:57:04 ID:GfljmjIm
They were his own keys!? Get your shit together, Molester!

(This post is in Kansai dialect)

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:58:02 ID:mM68LR0m
I don't give a damn if it's realistic or not.
I just want to know what happens next.

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 18:58:41 ID:qSXF+Ug+
>>718
Even if Kansai and Miss Undie wanted him to come along, I can't imagine the other two girls going along with it.

But I guess that's VIP QUALITY too, huh?
Gotcha.

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:00:11 ID:5gGCpQwV
His parents' place isn't far from Shinjuku.
His place is near the university he goes to and isn't far from Shinjuku either.
His parents' place and his apartment(?) aren't very far apart.
Plus, he said he's got 22 Yukichi's in his bank account. Could it be that he's actually quite rich?

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:01:20 ID:rUlS1B1v
220,000 yen? What the fuck?

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:02:42 ID:MowuHoQb
>>739
He doesn't spend money on going out with friends because he doesn't have any friends.
He doesn't spend money on hobbies because he spends all his free time on 2ch.
He doesn't spend much money on clothes because he buys them from Jusco and Uniqlo.
Now tell me. Where is he supposed to spend money on?

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:03:45 ID:5gGCpQwV
>>741
Akiba.

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:04:37 ID:OqwhfoyF
>>741
Eroge.

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:05:30 ID:E+YJ0gJS
>>1 isn't posting anything because he's actually the stalker and is in jail right now.

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:05:40 ID:q4roiJFM
>>741
Anime DVDs.

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:05:48 ID:4C9fkTR+
>>288
>>367
>>392
>>581

These don't give us much to work with.
But we know that OP went out wearing a light brown cardigan, so it's definitely OP who lost his keys.

Then there's his strange dying message "The Miss Understanding route is over.".... Ahh, I don't have a clue what it means.

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:08:26 ID:KL2OvLoj
392 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/13 13:11:02 ID:NN2bNyBK
I'm alone right now because everyone's off to the restroom. I'm enjoying it a lot so far!

581 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/13 15:42:51 ID:NN2bNyBK
The Miss Understanding route is over.


Molester Man waited for two and a half hours for them to get out of the restroom only to find out that they had already deserted him. SAD END

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:08:59 ID:MowuHoQb
>>746
I think his post can only mean one of the following two things:
Either the Miss Undie route literally ended and it's game over, or he fell in love with someone else.

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:14:03 ID:XX1vL1o0
The Miss Understanding route is over.

the miss under stand-ing route is over

miss-ing stand is under the route over

Missing stand is under the route. Over.

He's trying to tell us where the missing stand is!

750 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:17:20 ID:qlcnDxOS
The Miss Understanding route is over. → The misunderstanding has been completely cleared up.

No?

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:19:43 ID:w7ZUoeWR
What the hell is Miss Understanding doing anyway?

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:20:22 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>747
Loli: "Wonder if he's still waiting for us? Isn't it about time you told him that we've already left?"
Kansai: "Yeah, he seemed genuinely worried about youw I keep telling you he's not a bad guyww"
Miss Undie: "That's what he gets for humiliating me like that! If he hadn't acted like a creepy molester that night, none of this would have happened!
And I wouldn't have to deal with some strange salaryman hitting on me nonstop... He should count himself lucky that he's getting off the hook this easily."
Yamaoka: "You can be so cruel sometimesw I'd be so weirded out by you if I wasn't already used to itw The poor guy's going to have a hard time trusting people againww"

(((( ;゚Д゚))))

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:20:46 ID:OxkoNsRW
>>749
My guess would have been "Missing route is under the stand. Over."

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:20:56 ID:BbfYNiha
You guys still at this?

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:23:35 ID:qSXF+Ug+
Sorry if I'm being a spoilsport, but I'm pretty sure he means "Miss Understanding isn't going to date me.".
But well, I doubt OP would end a long-running thread like this in such a simple way anywayw


756 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:24:40 ID:qlcnDxOS
I wish I could ask my girlfriend for her opinion on this. She's sitting next to me pretending to be studying when she's really reading smut.

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:27:56 ID:YGMnlYmT
Molester did something to Miss Understanding → And now it's over
would be my guess.

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:30:53 ID:J9w6DbN2
Maybe Miss Understanding is actually just OP's sex toy and her battery died.
Or she's his sex doll and she deflated.

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:32:18 ID:qlcnDxOS
Or he happened to see Miss Undie eating her own snot.

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:32:28 ID:+o/LrcBa
Miss Understanding doesn't really exist and OP was just trolling us.

And with that, this thread is over.






Do we all agree on this?

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:39:50 ID:pwhysE+g
230 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/13 01:04:15 ID:NN2bNyBK
Thanks, guys!
I'll be going to bed then. Watch the thread while I'm gone because I don't think I'll be able to report back until tomorrow night.


Well, let's just take a chill pill ヽ(´ー`)ノ and wait a little longer.

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 19:40:18 ID:XX1vL1o0
The Miss Understanding route is over.

the miss under stand-ing route is over

Understand the missing route. Over.

He wanted us to guess the missing route!! The new route he's on!!!!

In other words, he's switched from the Miss Understanding route to a new route!

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:03:20 ID:Qo7qRcY2
Hey, guys, what's going on?

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:04:55 ID:MowuHoQb
>>760
I doubt that. The last few days, he was in this thread 24/7, you know?
If this was supposed to be a trolling attempt, then he wouldn't be a troll anymore. He'd just be some sad shut-in with no life.

765 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 20:05:24 ID:y27y89Q4
Still no report? (・∀・ )っ/凵⌒☆ ting ting

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:06:32 ID:9oOA3lRK
Well, well, let's give him a bit more time. ヽ(´∀`)ノ

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:06:49 ID:4C9fkTR+
Brb having dinner. I feel like deep fried chicken today.

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:10:38 ID:TpShmqoY
I'm about to have snow crab pasta.

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:17:02 ID:q4roiJFM
I don't know how >>1 is feeling right now, but I, for one, have had the most fun in this thread last night and this noon.

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:17:30 ID:J9w6DbN2
Eat lots of crab and

  you are going to be broke



771 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:18:59 ID:q4roiJFM
Spectacular Rocks

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:19:10 ID:GGPL6Gzq
Temple of virgins

773 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 20:19:23 ID:9nudSr1F

  _/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\    squeak
 ∑_    ∪´・ω・)  squeak
    ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:19:38 ID:OqwhfoyF
       ヽ(・ω・)/   drop
      \(.\ ノ
    、ハ,,、

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:19:50 ID:JwOMZIma
>>768
Post a pic.

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:19:58 ID:rUlS1B1v
<⌒ー- 、  
<゚3 .∪ `ぅ
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄


777 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:21:02 ID:J9w6DbN2
You guys are more patient than I thoughtw

778 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 20:26:17 ID:9nudSr1F
Ladies and gentlemen, all we can do now is wait.
      ∧_∧
     (^∀^ )
     ●Yゝ  ヽ
  __ノ∥ |  / 丿
 | commentator |\

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:28:49 ID:CDJmHsw4
Ahh, looks like he won't be back till tomorrow morning.
And I don't mean back from his parents' place, I mean back from Kansai or Loli Jugs' place.
He probably told them he lost his keys → They were like "Why don't you spend the night at my place then?" → They made love........ That's how it usually goes.

The same thing happened to a friend of mine once. When we were still in high school, he was out partying till late night and when he got home, he couldn't get in because the door was locked.
So he just called up one of the girls he was partying with and stayed over at her place.
>>1 must be quite handsome if he can pull that off.

780 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:29:19 ID:yknpwLFK
(⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒
(  Taking a bath before Dr. Koto's Clinic starts.
(___________  ________ノ
   ∧∧ / ∬       |/
   ( ゚Д゚)       ∧⊇∧    ∬
  / |||     ~ ∩´∀`;) ~~     ~~~~~
/ /ヾ ))) ~~ ∬ ~~~~~~~~ ~~ ,,,,,,
 ∠_________________
__________________
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:31:10 ID:t2KVvBHn
I'm back, guys~
Glad I made it back home in time for Dr. Koto's Clinic♪
I assume OP still hasn't posted anything?

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:31:23 ID:/I6ePdvm
So if he comes back tomorrow morning,
will "The Miss Understanding route is over" mean that he completed her route?

In any case, >>1 should hurry the fuck up.

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:33:39 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>781
Hey there.
It'd be great if you could post a short report on what happened.

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:38:01 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>781
Good job out there.
You guys really hung in there today.

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:40:53 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>781
Welcome back.
I can't imagine >>1, who practically lives in this thread, not posting anything after coming home.
Most of us assume that he won't come home tonight for some reason.

I wonder if his cell phone is just out of juice.
Some cell phones run out of juice after only two hours of gaming, even at full charge...
Since >>1 tends to even forget to turn off silent mode, he might have forgotten to charge his cell phone before he left.

786 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:41:57 ID:t2KVvBHn
>783
A report...? On how I hung out with the lady I met today?


787 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:43:16 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>786
Yes, quickly!!

788 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 20:44:54 ID:9nudSr1F

ttp://up.nm78.com/data/up024844.jpg

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:46:55 ID:wI94AYox
Molester Man's last post was
"The Miss Understanding route is over."
Did Molester Man get turned down by Miss Understanding?
Or did something completely different happen?

What does the future hold in store for Molester Man and the VIPPERs watching over him?

Find out more after the commercials.

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:47:13 ID:t2KVvBHn
>787
Okay then...
At 17:40
I met up with her and went karaoke'ing with her for an hour at karaoke 747.
At 18:50
We went to a pizza joint and shared a huge pizza.
At 19:20
I led her to a bar I've been to a couple of times already.
At 20:00
We parted ways at Shinjuku station.
On the way back, we kissed because the mood was right... I'm not even joking.
There you go, I summed it up. You didn't expect me to write the conversations we had, did you?
(´・д・`) Besides, you guys won't believe me anyway...

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:49:34 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>786
The main focus should be on that, but you could also write a little about your search for >>1.

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:50:06 ID:q4roiJFM
>>790
Am I right in the assumption that you're the only one who got something out of the looking-for-molester event today?

And don't worry, I believe you.
I don't have a choice if I want to believe that the same kind of thing will happen to me too one day...

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:50:22 ID:t2KVvBHn
>788
・・・・・・・・>(゚Д゚)y─┛~~
What's taking OP so long...


794 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:50:34 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>790
Ehh? That's it!?

But you're gonna see her again, right?


795 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:50:41 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>790
So jelly right now.
I want to get to know a kind lady like that too.

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:52:15 ID:J9w6DbN2
Could you elaborate a bit more on how you knew the mood was right...?

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:52:19 ID:XX1vL1o0
Airplane man just posted something about prostitution. Am I being trolled?

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:53:47 ID:QrTZSBZx
>>790
I'll believe you if you give me a kiss too.

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:53:48 ID:CkBSANoh
I have only one thing to tell you guys.
I love 2ch just as much as the next guy, but we don't even know if Molester is real or not.
How much fucking longer are you guys going to act like NPCs in his life?
You guys got your own lives where you are the main protagonists.
Quit playing as insignificant little NPCs in someone else's life!
You guys should get off your butt and embark on your own adventures now!

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:59:08 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>799
Yeah, let's go!
The door to your adventure has just been opened!

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:59:15 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>797
I knew about the thread, but I hadn't read it yet.
And yeah, I didn't really get it either.

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 20:59:18 ID:Eq1EqsAG
>>790
Post the conversations too.

803 : You think you're so clever, don't you? : 04/11/13 20:59:49 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>799
IIHYQY?

This is one of those posts with a hidden message, right? Where is it?

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:02:34 ID:QrTZSBZx
>>803
Read it diagonally.
I
 love
   fucking
     your
       little
         butt

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:02:45 ID:qlcnDxOS
I love fucking your little butt

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:03:07 ID:t2KVvBHn
Okay, here's a summary of how my search for OP went:
This morning
At 8:00
I headed to Shinjuku because I had a few errands to take care of.
At around 11:00 (not sure about the exact time because I didn't have my cell phone with me).
I ran into a group of people that resembled OP and co.
This afternoon
I finished running my errands.
I looked for OP in the following locations: In front of Alta → Shinjuku South Entrance → Takashimaya → Alley full of video arcades behind the Shinjuku Green Peas Pachinko parlor.
I got hungry, so I headed to Kabukicho and entered a coffee lounge.
I got to know a lady, but you know that story already...
It was starting to rain when I left the store...
Then it got dark and cold too, so when I saw OP's post and realized things were looking bleak for OP, I took refuge in a video arcade...
The end.

807 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:04:20 ID:Rn4GEQ8A
230 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/13(Sat) 01:04:15 ID:NN2bNyBK
Thanks, guys!
I'll be going to bed then. Watch the thread while I'm gone because I don't think I'll be able to report back until tomorrow night.

392 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/13(Sat) 13:11:02 ID:NN2bNyBK
I'm alone right now because everyone's off to the restroom. I'm enjoying it a lot so far!

Losing the keys isn't a big problem, really. My parents' place isn't far from here, so I think I'll just take a train and spend the night there tonight.



Why are the IDs the same if he posted the second one from his cell phone?

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:05:14 ID:KL2OvLoj
222 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/13 00:48:42 ID:NN2bNyBK
I talked to Kansai about almost the same things as yesterday. She was like "Treat me to beef bowl!" and "What the hell is Aussie beef?" and so on...

I'm writing from my cell phone btw. because my PC won't connect to the Internet for some reason.


809 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:07:47 ID:Rn4GEQ8A
Ohh, I see. That explains everything.
Though that post from yesterday is a bit too conveniently placed.

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:07:48 ID:t2KVvBHn
>802
The conversations too...? (´・д・`)
There wasn't much conversation worth mentioning.
We introduced ourselves to each other and talked about our hobbies and stuff... Later, I paid her compliments and courted her.
I told her things like "You have beautiful hair." and "Your nails look great. Do you do them yourself?" etc....
(´-`).。oO( Can't believe I actually said all that... )

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:07:57 ID:BbfYNiha
I skimmed through the archive, but it looks like nothing important happened. How boring.
I think it's about time you went all out and confessed your feelings to her, Molester Man.

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:09:48 ID:KuCBdYOc
>>807
Didn't he mention that he switched to his cell phone yesterday because Yahoo BB was down for some reason?

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:10:26 ID:/8Gj6bF4
>>807
I thought he posted from his cell phone because his Yahoo Internet connection was acting up...

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:10:42 ID:XX1vL1o0
Where is the guy who went off somewhere with the fujoshi?

815 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:14:11 ID:b7xXDmWo
Wanna bet that Molester Man is getting squeezed at a police station right now? ( ´,_ゝ`)

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:15:07 ID:t2KVvBHn
>814
In a love hotel maybe?
It's funny how the unluckiest one today was OP...

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:17:52 ID:GGPL6Gzq
Is it just me.... or is VIP really slow today?
It's not only slow, I also keep getting connection errors.

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:19:23 ID:XX1vL1o0
Oh well, I guess, even if Molester Man's story was to end here, at least, we got two new stories out of it.

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:20:16 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>810
Wait, you were talking about the woman you met today!?
I thought you meant your older sister because you kept referring to her with the kanji for big sister!
I seriously thought you'd given your sister a kiss on your way back! ヽ(`Д´)ノ Goddammit!

>>817
I heard from someone on one of the 2ch server status sites that an important line had been disconnected.

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:21:03 ID:t2KVvBHn
>817
It was pretty bad around noon today;
Ah, time to watch Dr. Koto's Clinic...

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:24:20 ID:t2KVvBHn
>818
Eh... (゚Д゚)yヾ
>819
Incest, huh... Every only child's dream...

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:25:16 ID:Je1DnT3e
This thread is a bloody mess!!

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:27:48 ID:QrTZSBZx
MOLESTER, GET YOUR ASS IN HERE ALREADY

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:28:00 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>822
This thread is VIP QUALITY even when it's slow.
Y'know, I'd say this is just the calm before the storm.

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:28:28 ID:t2KVvBHn
I'll be lurking in other boards until OP comes back.
(´-`).。oO( Hope he comes back soon. Can't wait. )

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:29:31 ID:CDJmHsw4
I bet 52466258544 pelica that Molester won't be coming back till tomorrow morning.

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:30:07 ID:q4roiJFM
I look away for a little while and the thread's already about to end.
That is VIP QUA-

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:32:36 ID:2aW6CoyB
My guess is that Miss Understanding has already gone home, while Molester is drinking his head off with Loli Jugs.
All the while jumping from topic to topic like he always does.

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:33:16 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>825
NO, YOU STAY HERE.
What do you want your nickname à la Molester Man be?
You're supposed to be the interlude to tide us over until Molester comes back! You owe us VIPPERs that much what with you getting to kiss a girl today!

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:34:38 ID:zNlPUKQW
Someone give me the opportunity to become a "○○ Man" too.

831 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:35:13 ID:QV0eoFlZ
The four girls all turned out to be shemales and OP's getting buttfucked right now.

No doubt about it.

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:35:22 ID:QS9Vypbt
>>830
Don't wait for someone to give it to you!
Create it yourself!!
Go look for it!!
It's all up to you, man.

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:35:51 ID:NVYW4ZlK
Shouldn't we make the next thread before Molester comes back and all hell breaks loose?

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:38:07 ID:QV0eoFlZ
Good point. Please do so.

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:38:16 ID:DAl3qJjA
I ran around all day looking for OP, but couldn't accomplish anything...
Except getting some brand incense from Tokyu Hands...

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:39:48 ID:5gGCpQwV
>>835
At least, you got some exercise.

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:39:54 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>819>>820
Sorry, seems like it was just my connection.
Or rather, only BIGLOBE and livedoor users were affected.
Well, I'm just glad I had Internet at all.


838 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:40:27 ID:4C9fkTR+
Just got back from dinner and caught up with the thread.
During dinner, I've been thinking about what OP will say when he's back. I've come to the conclusion it'll be something like "my cell phone had died".

What am I doing with my weekend...

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:40:59 ID:mM68LR0m
Is the next thread going to be part 8?

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:42:09 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>835
Me neither.
All I did was go to Tokyu Hands, post a picture of a pork cutlet store, and buy an electric rice-cooker.

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:42:14 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>833
Why don't we use this as the first post?


[Insert link to the previous thread]
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
↑ Go here for a summary of the threads.



Should be enough, right?



842 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:42:24 ID:zNlPUKQW
>>839
Yes.

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:42:32 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>837
Yeah, I'm a BIGLOBE user and I had trouble accessing 2ch too.
I was confused because the servers were still up, but it's back to normal now.

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:42:39 ID:MowuHoQb
>>839
That's right.

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:43:46 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>843
I couldn't access any of the 2ch servers for 5 to 10 minutes.
I expected to see all of 2ch celebrating that it's back online, but looks like it was just us who had connection problemsw

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:43:54 ID:qSXF+Ug+
>>833
Why don't we use this as the first post?


[Insert link to the previous thread]
Welcome to >>1's public masturbation thread.



Should be enough, right?


847 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:44:22 ID:CDJmHsw4
>>838
Yeah, but he should be already home by now.

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:44:36 ID:DAl3qJjA
>>840
Ohh, you too, Bear Sensei?
Guess you'll be reminded of the events today whenever you use the rice-cooker...
Same goes for me when I burn the incense.

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:45:13 ID:KL2OvLoj
I'll try to stay positive and say the reason he's not posting anything is because he still hasn't gotten around to charge his cell phone since he lost his keys.

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:45:39 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>847
Bet he's still out drinking with the girls.

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:46:01 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>846
It's cute how you keep saying this thread is fake but still stick around this long.

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:46:17 ID:t2KVvBHn
>829
But you guys already have Pork Cutlet Man, the successor of Molester Man...
I, on the other hand,... am a boring guy... it wouldn't make for a fun thread...
I'll go check out the occult board♪
(´・д・`) OP, hurry up~ We're all getting impatient~

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:47:25 ID:J9w6DbN2
Okay, I'm off to the occult board too.

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:48:05 ID:kNbKC7Gn
We had a lot of fun in this thread yesterday.

Let's send creepy e-mails to girls to kill time [103rd e-mail]
http://love3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/motenai/1100110289/


855 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:48:10 ID:MowuHoQb
Any threads you guys would recommend on the occult board?

856 : 325 : 04/11/13 21:49:53 ID:8Jplfc95
|Д゚) Did someone call me?

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:50:39 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>856
Hey, you're back.
Is the fujoshi lying next to you?

858 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:50:48 ID:mM68LR0m
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 8

Previous thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163494/

Templates omitted.
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
↑ Go here for a summary of the threads.


Should I start the next thread with this as the first post?

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:52:30 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>858
It'd be great if you could add

OP's first post from the first thread and the phrase
"It all started with this..."

The rest should be okay.
Thanks.

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:52:53 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>858
Yes, go ahead.

861 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:52:57 ID:zNlPUKQW
Though it might be a bit too early for the next thread.

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:55:28 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>848
Thing is, it can bake bread too. I guess I'll be reminded everyday from now on... _ト ̄|○

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:55:30 ID:mM68LR0m
Started it.

I got totally mistaken for a molester part 8
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100350480/l50


864 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:56:23 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>863
Thanks!

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:57:35 ID:XX1vL1o0
Guys, guys.
Let's hear out Pork Cutlet Man first. And you, >>825,
send an e-mail to your lady and post it here! Also, what do you want to be called!? Don't go to the occult board!

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:57:54 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>863
Thanks.

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:59:09 ID:2cYdcilM
I thought this was one of those "Ask me anything" threads for a moment.

868 : 325 : 04/11/13 22:00:01 ID:8Jplfc95
Hold on, guys, I'm watching Dr. Koto's Clinic with the fujoshi right now.

869 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:00:17 ID:GGPL6Gzq
I see the admin of the summary site has been updating it regularly.
I just wanna say that he's doing a mighty fine job! I like how clear and easy to understand the site is.

Guess he's not in the thread right now, is he?

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:00:40 ID:QrTZSBZx
>>868 This post just made my browser crash.

871 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:01:07 ID:DAl3qJjA
Hold on, guys, I'm watching Dr. Koto's Clinic with the fujoshi right now.
Hold on, guys, I'm watching Dr. Koto's Clinic with the fujoshi right now.

872 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:01:09 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>868
Huh!?
Where are you right now?! At home? In a love hotel?

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:02:31 ID:t2KVvBHn
>868
Looks like someone got to home base tonight. (゚Д゚)y─┛~~

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:02:37 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>868
YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:03:10 ID:2aW6CoyB
>>868
Ahh, they've already fucked, haven't they?

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:03:34 ID:KL2OvLoj
>>868
>>572

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:03:37 ID:hZC1RYUr
"Reporting in from Shinjuku. I'm in front of Alta right now.
Still no sign of a group of 4 women and 1 man...
orz                         "

It all started with this...

      The new chapter of Recharger Man

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:04:11 ID:t2KVvBHn
>865
I still think Pork Cutlet Man would be a better choice...


879 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:04:32 ID:FRvWAuaJ
>>854
I lol'd.

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:05:15 ID:DAl3qJjA
The suspense is killing me.

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:05:54 ID:/8Gj6bF4
Why is Glasses' picture on the summary website a crab-shaped bread? lol

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:06:50 ID:OqwhfoyF
>>868
Huh? Are you in an electric store right now?

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:08:55 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>878
I don't care! I want you to pay the price for kissing a girl!! (つдT)
So, your nickname is Recharger Man and the fujoshi guy's is Pork Cutlet Man?
And write her an e-mail already, godfuckingdammit!

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:11:25 ID:wcvrdpLD
>>883

Calm downw

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:12:02 ID:GGPL6Gzq
Alright then...........
I'm still at work, but it doesn't look like OP will come back anytime soon.
Which is why I'm going to head home now.

Give me a shout when Molester comes back, okay?

ノシ

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:12:08 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>883
Lol.

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:13:47 ID:t2KVvBHn
>883
I'm not the Recharger Man... I haven't even charged up my cell phone yet...
Alright, alright, I'll post something.

888 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:18:41 ID:J9w6DbN2
  _____  
 /:\.____\
 |: ̄\
 |:   |: ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄:| 

Here's a bomb shelter I made for Molester's report. Use it.


889 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:19:27 ID:J9w6DbN2
   _____  
 /:\.____\
 |: ̄\
 |:   |: ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄:| 

Fixed.


890 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:20:31 ID:t2KVvBHn
Me:
"Thanks for everything today. I enjoyed myself♪
The pizza was good, wasn't it?♪
I would like to go for pasta next. Do you know any good pasta places?"
Here's her reply:
Lady:
"I enjoyed myself too.
I love pasta and yes, I know the perfect place because I often go there myself.
I'll take you there next time, okay?
And sorry for kissing you out of the blue on the way back...
Can I e-mail you tomorrow again?"
(I left out the smileys at the end of her sentences.)
This is where I'm at right now...

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:21:58 ID:l6YVpkj+
Dear Aliens,

    please come now and kidnap me.



892 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:22:09 ID:J9w6DbN2
OHHHHH YESSS IT'S A BOMBING RAID━━━ヽ(ヽ(゚ヽ(゚∀ヽ(゚∀゚ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ゚∀゚)ノ∀゚)ノ゚)ノ)ノ━━━!!!!

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:22:44 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>887
You're really gonna... post something for us? (つへT)?
In any case, your name is Coffee Lounge Man!
Make sure to keep us updated whenever Molester's story comes to a standstill!
Where the hell is Pork Cutlet Man!? How many times have you had seicross with her already?

894 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:23:01 ID:t2KVvBHn
>888-889
I should have just used the bomb shelter instead of posting the e-mails!
ヽ(`Д´)ノ NOOOO!!

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:23:09 ID:rUlS1B1v
Must be great living in Tokyo...

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:24:38 ID:5gGCpQwV
>>894
How did you initiate the conversation?
I'm a shut-in. Please teach me your secrets.

897 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:25:00 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>894
You can't use it, dummy. It was built to protect people from your bombings.

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:25:17 ID:2aW6CoyB
>>890
Post your and Pasta Woman's specs please.

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:26:44 ID:e22+dtrb
This feels like one of those threads where you get shot from behind all of a sudden...

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:27:25 ID:/iYUSVcx
I can't keep up with all these side-stories going on right now. ('A`)

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:28:27 ID:t2KVvBHn
>896
Hmm... At first, I was just browsing 2ch on my cell phone in the coffee lounge.
Then I felt someone's eyes on me, so I looked to the side and our eyes met.
I smiled and said "Hello there~". That's how it started...


902 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:29:29 ID:XX1vL1o0
Hold on a second, Coffee Lounge.
Pasta's apologizing to you. Does that mean she was the one who kissed you!?
You son of a bitch! Post a pic of your lips NOW!

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:30:43 ID:/iYUSVcx
Coffee Lounge Man must have really high specs.

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:31:00 ID:5gGCpQwV
>>901
Shit, man, you must be pretty high up in the looks department!
If it had been me, she'd have looked away as soon as I turned to her.

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:31:49 ID:DAl3qJjA
All right, I'm gonna go with the "Hello there" routine too from now on.

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:32:36 ID:QrTZSBZx
Raise your hand if reading e-mail conversations of fat ugly motherfuckers makes your chest hurt.

('A`)ノ

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:32:40 ID:KRyn99q1
>>905: "Hello there~"
Woman: "......"

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:32:42 ID:ZZ8gQ+Sv
If it'd been me, she'd have given me a entirely different look! That's for sure!!

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:33:42 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>906
(・∀・)ノ Yeah, because it makes my heart flutter!!

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:34:07 ID:qlcnDxOS
"If you don't stop looking at me, I'll place a curse on you."
"......"

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:34:26 ID:t2KVvBHn
>898
Me:
Age: 23
Height: 180cm
Weight: 60kg
Looks: Normal, I think.
Lady:
Age: 25
Height: Around 160cm
Weight: Around 40kg
Looks: Can't think of a famous person she resembles... Well, she's got the Onee-kei look, I guess. Brown semi-long hair, big pretty eyes.

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:34:57 ID:DAl3qJjA
>>905
I should be fine. I was told several times that I look like Osawa Takao.
Four times, to be specific.

913 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:34:58 ID:QrTZSBZx
>>909
It makes your heart flutter...? It makes mine creak and groan.

914 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:36:52 ID:ZZ8gQ+Sv
Oh, she's one of those Onee-kei sluts? They're not relevant to my interests at all!
Whew, I can already feel my anger fade away.
You can get AIDS from that slut and die for all I care.

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:37:15 ID:5gGCpQwV
Maybe I'll try leaving the house tomorrow for a change (´・ω・`).........(in a very small voice)

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:38:14 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>913
Lube it up with KURE 5-56! (・∀・)ノ Ξ占 

917 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:38:32 ID:QV0eoFlZ
Maybe.

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:38:34 ID:2aW6CoyB
>>911
Damn, you're tall.

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:39:08 ID:J9w6DbN2
Onee-kei (・∀・) makes my heart flutter!!

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:39:19 ID:DAl3qJjA
>>911
Where were you having lunch when you posted these? >>457>>481

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:39:32 ID:/iYUSVcx
Hope the Coffee Man is in for a weird pot end.

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:39:49 ID:KL2OvLoj
I'm starting to get extremely pissed for some reason.

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:40:00 ID:t2KVvBHn
You guys will get to meet great women too.
Never give up on it.
Stop worrying so much about your looks.
If you show some courage and make the first step, I'm sure your courage will be rewarded. No matter what the result, you'll get something out of it... So hang in there, guys!

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:40:02 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>914
It's kinda sad though.
Even if she's a slut, he must have pretty high specs to pull that off.
It's beautiful how he went from a pizza date in a coffee lounge to a pasta date in a pasta store. Molester's feats so far are nothing compared to it.

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:40:07 ID:QrTZSBZx
>>916
Thanks, but I doubt that will help...

926 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:40:31 ID:qlcnDxOS
Seems like there are many nice guys among VIPPERs. Shut-ins included, of course.

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:41:07 ID:J9w6DbN2
>>924
I'd say the deciding factor is whether he'll be able to keep the combo of interesting dates going or not.

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:41:11 ID:4C9fkTR+
>>922
That's right, God isn't fair.... Welcome to my world, my friend.
This world isn't that bad though. You can watch as much porn as you want, for instance...

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:43:15 ID:DAl3qJjA
Molester Man may not be back yet, but Masturbator Boy has returned!

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:44:16 ID:QrTZSBZx
>>928
It's like heaven on earth as long as you're at home in your room.

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:44:51 ID:5gGCpQwV
>>928
And there are all those wonderful women to choose from in your HDD!!

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:46:36 ID:t2KVvBHn
>920
I wrote Kabukicho, but it was a coffee lounge across from the Hattori Nutrition college, so it might have been in Yoyogi...
I picked the store because it wasn't as full as the other stores. Guess it wasn't in Kabukicho, after all... Sorry.

933 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:50:58 ID:XX1vL1o0
Hey, Coffee Lounge. I think I speak for everyone when I say that you have been accepted as a new character.
Accept the name Coffee Lounge Man and get yourself a tripcode!

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:52:24 ID:DAl3qJjA
>>932
I was only one street away from there...w

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:53:38 ID:wcvrdpLD
Molester Man has abandoned us.

But we are about to witness the birth of a new legend.

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:54:09 ID:ZZ8gQ+Sv
>>933
I refuse to accept that!
Coffee Lounge Man will never be more than just a minor character!
The main character is Molester Man!!

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:55:52 ID:t2KVvBHn
>933
Ehh.
My story is really not that interesting, guys.
You'll definitely have more fun with Molester Man, Pork Cutlet Man, and eroge. (´・д・`)
I mean, I'm alone in my room right now, while Pork Cutlet is with a woman, you know?


938 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:56:06 ID:zNlPUKQW
Would a woman really kiss someone on the day she met him?
There must be some kind of a catch.

Maybe she wants to sell him a weird pot or crab.

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:57:00 ID:QrTZSBZx
>>937
Wait for Molester to come back first. Then tell him what happened and make him jelly.

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:57:48 ID:XX1vL1o0
That's right, Coffee Lounge is a minor character.
But he might be the only one who can stop Molester when he goes berserk.
Let's summon him whenever Molester gets an e-mail.
Let's summon "Coffee Lounge Man"!
I'm sure he'll be able to give him wonderful advice.

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:58:36 ID:TpShmqoY
>>938
Oh come on, it's just a kiss.

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:59:08 ID:t2KVvBHn
>938
Hmm... You think?
She said the kiss was for treating her to lunch... so I hope there is no weird... catch.


943 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:59:38 ID:weyn06ke
>>938
Man, you're so pure.

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:00:32 ID:kNbKC7Gn
They must have already fucked by now.

945 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 23:01:58 ID:/Ty7oVW9
Σ○⌒      ヽ○_
 (\へ ∬   へ/
  < _¶ ̄|○ >

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:02:00 ID:t2KVvBHn
>940
I've actually posted quite a few e-mail suggestions so far...
OP was this close to using some of them, but changed his mind every time. (´・д・`)


947 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:02:47 ID:DAl3qJjA
Here's a pic of today's battlefield.

ttp://e.pic.to/ahez

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:04:14 ID:QrTZSBZx
>>947
LU-MI-NE! LU-MI-NE!

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:06:15 ID:KL2OvLoj
Apparently people in Tokyo can go out on a regular Saturday, kiss, have seicross, and lose their keys, all in one day. Tokyo must be amazing.

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:06:32 ID:Eq1EqsAG
>>942
In other words, you got picked up by her!?
You lucky bastard! Share some of your lady luck with me!

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:09:38 ID:NVYW4ZlK
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100350480/

Posting the URL of the new thread before this one dies.

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:10:06 ID:t2KVvBHn
>949
I'm not sure how to put it... It doesn't matter where you are, in every town, there are great people out there waiting to get to know you.
>950
Here, have some lucky poop.
( ゚Д゚)つ●

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:14:44 ID:Eq1EqsAG
>>952
I'm going to channel all my negative feelings and shoot you with it.

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:16:39 ID:qlcnDxOS
Why the hate against 952? ( ´,_ゝ`) Pfff


955 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:17:37 ID:Eq1EqsAG
I'm just jealous.

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:19:55 ID:QrTZSBZx
952 gives off the aura of a winner in life...
But we can't hate on 952 because of that.. Why, you ask?

BECAUSE THIS IS VIP!!

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:21:13 ID:t2KVvBHn
Posting a bit more.
Continuation of our e-mail conversation:
Me:
"Sure, you can♪
You can e-mail me anytime, Lady (pseudonym)♪
Looking forward to having pasta with you♪
Oh right, I forgot to tell you that I can make dessert♪ (I'm not that good at it though;)
I'm thinking of baking a cheesecake next☆
Do you like cheesecake?"
Lady:
"Yeah, I'm looking forward to it too.
Wow, you can bake cakes? That's amazing.
I love cheesecake.
Will you make me one? I'd love to taste it."


Hmm... Filling in for OP isn't easy;
In the e-mails that followed, I asked her if I could visit her and she said yes...
Dr. Koto's Clinic just ended.

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:22:27 ID:rUlS1B1v



               SON OF A BITCH!

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:23:40 ID:J9w6DbN2
OHHHH YESSSーーーーIT'S A SECOND BOMBING RAID━━━ヽ(ヽ(゚ヽ(゚∀ヽ(゚∀゚ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ゚∀゚)ノ∀゚)ノ゚)ノ)ノ━━━!!!!

960 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:24:05 ID:t2KVvBHn
>958
((;゚Д゚))) shake shake


961 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:25:30 ID:DAl3qJjA
Today's gonna end in a few...

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:27:40 ID:rUlS1B1v
>>960
No, I was just talking to myself...
Son of a bitch...

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:27:54 ID:ZZ8gQ+Sv
>>957
You use ♪ so often it's creepy.
But she doesn't seem to care because you're a handsome guy!
That is HANDSOME QUA-


964 : ◆Wt2yg3jSjo : 04/11/13 23:28:32 ID:t2KVvBHn
Let's give this tripcode thing a try.
From now on, I'll be posting with this trip when OP runs out of material. (´・д・`)

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:30:31 ID:UVjZ/uLH
Finally got off work.
I just finished reading what happened and here's what I think.
When he posted "the Miss Understanding route is over", didn't he just mean that the thread is over because he got tired of writing the continuation of his fictitious story?

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:31:31 ID:ZZ8gQ+Sv
I think it's great that you're going to be posting while OP's gone, but do you really need a trip for it?

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:31:32 ID:XX1vL1o0
Coffee Lounge knows what he's doing.
Maybe he should cut down on the smileys in his e-mails, but otherwise they're perfect!
This is how you get it on with a woman older than you!
Dammit!

968 : ◆Wt2yg3jSjo : 04/11/13 23:32:10 ID:t2KVvBHn
>963
I left them out, but actually, in addition to ♪, I used smileys like (´(エ)`), (´・д・`), and ( ´O)η all over my e-mails.
I don't want to bore her with text-only e-mails.

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:34:06 ID:t2KVvBHn
>966
I'll post without a trip then.
OP's still not back... (´・д・`)

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:34:52 ID:9R0cHlOM
Wait a second.
I haven't read all of today's posts, but
what's with Molester?

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:36:15 ID:OqwhfoyF
>>970
Molester is having pork cutlets in a coffee lounge while charging his cell phone with Dr. Koto's Clinic.

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:36:57 ID:9R0cHlOM
>>971
Fine.
I get it. I'll just read the damn log.

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:37:53 ID:QV0eoFlZ
So the Miss Understanding route ended with OP having seicross with her like he planned to?

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:39:35 ID:DAl3qJjA
Whoa, "Mishiranu Kuni no Tripper" is onwwwwww It's been ages since I heard it lastwwww

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:40:19 ID:XX1vL1o0
Next up is Pork Cutlet!
Come out!

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:41:40 ID:t2KVvBHn
Pork Cutlet still not here? (・∀・ )っ/凵⌒☆ ting ting


977 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:45:57 ID:NVYW4ZlK
Even if everything so far was just bait,
there's no way OP would end it with a simple "The Miss Understanding route is over." post.
>>1 has been the personification of VIP QUALITY so far.
It's not an end befitting of a VIPPER like him. No, this story isn't over yet.

978 : 325 : 04/11/13 23:47:02 ID:8Jplfc95
Did someone call me?
I think I'll use this opportunity and head home while there's still no news from Molester.

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:47:42 ID:OqwhfoyF
It's Pork Cutlet━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:47:44 ID:yzqFUMOe
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100241143/l50
"You are a coward."


Post in this thread, guys.

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:54:17 ID:OqwhfoyF
>>978
That means, you're not at home right now, huh?
Are you in a love hotel?
At your girlfriend's place?
In an electric store?

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:56:56 ID:t2KVvBHn
I bet he watched Dr. Koto's Clinic on a crystal clear LCD display of a karaoke store together with his fujoshi...
Here's my last post for today:
Me:
"I want you to taste it too, but where would we eat it?
I don't want us to have to eat it outside.
I want to eat it with you in your room♪"

Lady:
"Ehh~ My room is a mess, you know?
You sure you won't mind?"

Me:
"Nope♪ I won't mind as long as I get to be with you.
Okay then, I'll try to bake the best cake I've ever made."

Lady:
"I better tidy up my room then...
I'll make dinner for you too."


Did my post make it in before the end of the thread?


983 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:58:01 ID:KL2OvLoj
Now you're just boasting.




Yes, I am jelly.

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:58:36 ID:rUlS1B1v
      \人_从人人_从人_从人_从/
         )  SON OF A BITCH!  (
       /YY⌒W⌒YWY⌒YWY⌒Y\


985 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:58:50 ID:v7FE1wvD
>>980
I lost it so hard.

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:59:13 ID:bY2KuGOE
>>982
Things are moving way too fast on your end.

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:59:24 ID:t2KVvBHn
>983
I didn't mean to... (´人`) Sorry...

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:59:56 ID:2fq2ZOHX
Molester isn't coming...

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:02:11 ID:92WwiyR2
>>982
Please tell me that's the end.

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:03:01 ID:JB600nnX
Guys... Can I go to bed now...?
I worked all night yesterday, went to sleep this morning, and woke up just before noon. Since then, I've been in this thread waiting for OP, but I'm at my limit now...
I wonder if Molester is going to come back tonight at all... I just hope he's not been drinking all night because he got his heart broken...

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:03:28 ID:GcYPfL1/
Let's bury this thread first.

992 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:03:34 ID:dvcL4AwB
>986
I think so too...
I just figured I could keep it going if I got a promise to meet again out of her. (´・д・`)


993 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:04:21 ID:nip+/H2u
Someone post the URL of the next thread again plz.
I can't find it. I'm on my cell phone right now.
Please.

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:05:01 ID:LutKWARE
Thousand.

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:05:17 ID:LutKWARE
Thousand.

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:05:23 ID:QBe3zcU6
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 8
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100350480/

Next thread.

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:05:27 ID:GcYPfL1/
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 8
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100350480/

998 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:05:35 ID:jnOCT7ue
1000?

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:05:36 ID:LutKWARE
The thousandth post is mine!

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:05:37 ID:dvcL4AwB
>989
I'm sorry, it's not the end yet...


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