http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100099911/
Someone else post the template posts please.
Thanks.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163455/
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This thread will be part 7 then.
After that, Molester Man and Miss Understanding go to a coffee lounge where Molester Man explains himself and manages to clear her suspicion of him. They proceed to have lunch together and then go home.
That night, Molester Man starts the first thread and almost fucks everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow manages to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.
On the second day, Miss Understanding calls Molester Man and picks him up. They then meet up with Glasses and head to the police station together. At the police station, Miss Understanding, Glasses and even the policemen apologize to Molester Man.
Later that day, he has omelets for lunch with Miss Understanding. She asks Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but he has to leave early because of his part-time job.
He tells her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she doesn't seem too euphoric about it.
Third day: Molester Man gets crab delivered from Glasses, two hair crabs and one snow crab.
So he calls Glasses to thank him, and finds out that Glasses is a real bro.
While Molester Man is out buying alcohol like a faggot, a miracle happens. Miss Understanding sends him an e-mail saying that she wants his advice on the next day.
Fourth day: When Molester Man arrives at the family restaurant Miss Understanding works at, she introduces Kansai to him and the three of them, no, Molester Man and Kansai have a fun chat.
After that, Molester Man exchanges e-mail addys with Kansai and Loli, and right now, he's having more fun sending e-mails back and forth with Kansai than with Miss Understanding.
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: I'm a third-rate university student and I live alone
Height: 163cm
Weight: 50kg
Looks: In the "Rate my face" thread, I was told I look normal. In aquariums, I can easily get in with a ticket for middle-schoolers, that's how much of a babyface I have.
Dating history: Ever since second grade in middle school, I've dated countless women, each more beautiful than the last.
Amongst others, I've had relationships with maid robots, childhood friends and vampires... in dating sims.
Favorite topic: Bakatono all day erry day.
Miss Understanding
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: Freelance part-timer, apparently works in a family restaurant and lives alone.
Height: Approx. 155cm? Quite a bit smaller than me and that's not easy.
Weight: Approx. 45kg? Very little in any case.
Looks: She'd probably get a standard score of 60 to 70 in the "Rate my face" thread. She's cute and has a babyface too.
Dating history: I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already.
That means, the stalker thing must have happened quite recently.
The stalker sneaked into her apartment, among other things.
Age: In his twenties?
Occupation: Works in some trading company. Probably a salesman.
Height: Approx. 170cm? Didn't look that tall to me.
Weight: Approx. 60kg? Rather skinny.
Looks: I think he'd get at least a standard score of 60 in the "Rate my face" thread. He's what you'd call a young and attractive salaryman.
Dating history: Umm... most likely not a virgin.
Loli Jugs
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student? Works at a family restaurant.
Height: Approx. 155cm? About the same as Miss Understanding.
Weight: Approx 50kg? Has quite the rack. So big that if she tried to catch a grounder rolling along the infield and looked down, she wouldn't see the ball with her boobs in the way and let it roll right through her legs.
Looks: Might get a standard of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? Is just as child-faced as Miss Understanding. Cute too.
Dating history: I don't have a clue, but I'm sure she's at least dated a guy or two.
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student, works at a family restaurant. Lives together with her family.
Height: Approx. 165cm? Might be taller than me. If I'm lucky, we're about the same height.
Weight: Approx. 50kg? Rather slim. Her bewbs are normal sized.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? She's more pretty than cute.
I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already. She said she has a serious attitude towards love.
Miss Undie
ttp://www.avantgardes.net/hoshino/img/hoshino_l2.jpg
Kansai
ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/img10491707470.jpeg
Loli Jugs
ttp://www1.plala.or.jp/kazu721/index.files/ShowLetter.jpg
Mr. Yamaoka
ttp://mitleid.cool.ne.jp/log_2001_06.files/23206014.gif
Molester
ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip313.gif
Crab
ttp://www.teksel.com/realtek/realtek_logo.jpg
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│
┗━━━━━┛ ..│.........│
│ .│.........│
Same part-time job ....│.........│
│ .↓.........│
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）...←――――――――┐
↑ ↑ ↑──────────If possible seicross ──────┘↑ ......│ ↑ ....│
│ │ ┌────────────────────┘ ......│ Happened to be around and intervened .│
│ Best friends? E-mailing like crazy ...│ Sent crab as a token of apology ..│
│ ↓ │ ........│ │ Bakatono
│ Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross────────┘.. Glasses ←────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)
Identity: Unknown
Current situation: The stalker has stolen Miss Undie's used napkins, sneaked into her room and so on....
We don't know the details, but it seems like he hasn't laid hands on her yet.
The police's reaction:
They increased the patrols in her neighborhood. Though I think she might have lost quite some of her credibility when she mistook OP for a molester.
ttp://www.avantgardes.net/hoshino/img/hoshino_l2.jpg
Kansai
ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/img10491707470.jpeg
Loli Jugs
ttp://www1.plala.or.jp/kazu721/index.files/ShowLetter.jpg
Mr. Yamaoka
ttp://mitleid.cool.ne.jp/log_2001_06.files/23206014.gif
Molester
ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip313.gif
Crab
ttp://www.teksel.com/realtek/realtek_logo.jpg
Whoops, didn't see your post. Thanks for your help and sorry for the duplicate post.
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Part 6:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163455/
Part 5:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100099911/
Part 4:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100083129/
Part 3:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099999070/
Part 2:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099839179/
Part 1:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099651701/
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
>>23
Sorry, forgot to post this. Don't know if it's complete though.
No, no, I should have waited for you to finish firstw
Thanks.
Crab curry.
Thanks.
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1 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099651701.html
2 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099839179.html
3 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099999070.html
4 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1100083129.html
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│
┗━━━━━┛ ..│.........│
│ .│.........│
Same part-time job ....│.........│
│ .↓.........│
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）...←――――――――┐
↑ ↑ ↑──────────If possible seicross ──────┘↑ ......│ ↑ ....│
│ │ ┌────────────────────┘ ......│ Happened to be around and intervened .│
│ Best friends? E-mailing like crazy ...│ Sent crab as a token of apology ..│
│ ↓ │ ........│ │ Bakatono
│ Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross────────┘.. Glasses ←────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)
Heh... Take a look at my height in my profile. Notice anything?
It's... very small... gulp
If you manage to change your life now, you'll get a girlfriend and make friends.
A bright future is waiting for you.
One last time. Give it your all just one last time.
When you're finished with shopping tomorrow, it might be a good idea to go to an arcade and take a purikura with the girls. Anything to remember the day by would be okay.
It should help you get a bit closer to the girls.
I agree with this.
Tomorrow will decide everything.
Go ahead and go looking like a lamer if you want to embarrass the girls.
Let's see if a threat helps.
If OP can make it happen, sure, why not.
But since it's 4 women and 1 man, I think he should go along with what they had in mind.
I think black would be a safer choice.
It's all about casual style nowadays♪
But please post a pic of what you're planning on wearing tomorrow...
Yeah, I doubt OP can take the lead in a party of 4 girls and 1 guy.
At least, I couldn't. I'd simply give up and decide to tag along after themw
Pics or you're lying.
Now that'd be like a dream.
Well, OP could ask Kansai beforehand to suggest it on Saturday.
I can totally see this happening.
In that case, Molester should just wear what he normally wears.
Leave it to the girls to make you look cool.
If that happens, I'll be sweating bullets... I'd like to avoid it if possiblew
That's where OP's miraculous handling skills come into play...
(´-`).｡oO( I think OP should go to Jeans Mate for the clothes. )
Hope they don't make him buy some weird combination of clothes though.
Upper:
Inner:
Lower: Jeans +-0 → A bit plain but a safe choice
Shoes:
Other:
Total: 0
There's all kinds of Levi's jeans, good and bad, but I guess we'll just have to trust OP.
You're going shopping for clothes because your current clothes aren't any good, right? Then go to a different store this time.
A-All right! Don't wet yourself when you see it though!!
Just you wait and see!!
I'll be back in about two hours and post my outfit!!
( Max. 2 points each. )
Upper: Bleached Denim Jacket 0 points
Inner: Sweatshirt with 2ch characters on it 0 points
Lower: Modern slim jeans 0 points
Shoes: Synthetic leather business shoes 0 points
Other: Eco-friendly tote bag, business socks 0 points
Total points (out of 10): 0 points
I'm sure it'd look good on a short guy like OP...
Shouldn't this give you minus points?w
See, among my acquaintances, there's a guy who continued to wear Uniqlo and Jeans Mate clothes even after becoming a working adult.
And he managed to get a girlfriend, so Molester should be able to do it too.
I was worried that slim jeans would make a short guy like OP look too thin and scrawny.
Well, I can't wait to see what kind of outfit he'll pick.
But even a Uniqlo outfit would be acceptable as long as it's not messy. I'm especially curious about the shoes.
Post a picture of your shoes, >>1!!
>>1 wears Air Force Ones IIRC.
Buy clothes at Uniqlo → Treat the clothes like crap because they were cheap → They get dirty → Don't give a fuck because they were cheap → End up looking dirty and messy
Uniqlo clothes aren't inherently bad. People just treat them badly.
IF he's reliable, yeah.
That's where OP's clever handling skills come into pla-
I admit I chuckled.
But what if they look like these? ^^;
http://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip458.jpg
I don't see anything wrong with those.
I lol'd so hard!
Well, it's just shoes. Plus, Kansai and Miss Understanding have already seen them.
But then again, it's OP we're talking about......
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O + can't wait for tomorrow
と＿_）__） +
Something that made him look like a molester.
"It's not like I'm nervous about tomorrow or anything, but I'm wondering what to wear tomorrow and whether 500 yen is enough for lunch or not...
Don't get me wrong though, I'm not nervous about tomorrow. (´･ω･`) sigh..."
Kansai will surely suggest picking out clothes for you of her own accord... I think.
Now you got me worried...
Bet she's gonna reply
"You're so unreliable! Guess you're so manly you can't even pick out clothes for yourself! You can't wait for tomorrow, can you?"
No point in trying to act cool now.
Admitting your own weaknesses is (・∀・) good!!
I'm sure Kansai will pick out clothes for you anyway...
You should probably take about 50,000 yen with you.
(´-`).｡oO( You'll have to treat them to lunch, buy clothes for yourself etc. )
Oh yeah, I've got a question for you guys!
I'm going to Shinjuku tomorrow because I have an errand to run there. Shall I be on the lookout for OP while I'm running my errand?
What do you think, VIPPERs?
Ditch your errand and stalk him.
Find him → Stalk him → Take pictures of him → Post pictures
You're not a VIPPER if you don't do at least this much.
Stand in front of the Shinjuku station holding a crab all day.
I think you should just focus on your errand.
It's pretty much impossible to find someone specific in Shinjuku on a Saturday.
Your goal should be to get to know the girls and get a promise for the next meeting out of it.
You seem to be still at the acquaintance level, so try to advance to the friendship stage first.
Hmm... 95 is right though. It's going to be very hard to find them with that many people around...
Well, if I do pass by someone who could be OP, I'll take a picture with my cell phone and... post it here? Is this really a good idea? (´-`).｡oO( What if it's someone else... )
If only OP could walk around holding a crab, it'd be so much easier to recognize him...
Upper: Light brown linen cardigan that looks like it used to be white with a thin layer of dust all over. It's actually a double-layer cardigan and the inner part is pale greenish
Inner: Smoky black Henley T-shirt
Lower: Jeans (They're perfect fit straight-leg jeans. I chose dark blue ones since my upper clothes are a bright color.)
Shoes: Air Force 1 (white x red)
Other: Leather wallet
What a shoddy outfit.
Not bad, actually. I especially like how you picked a Henley T-shirt.
Okay, I'll try to use (´-`).｡oO less often from now on♪
By the way, I am a wo... uhh...
No, it's fine, really.
Kansai and co. will pick out new clothes for you tomorrow anyway.
My hair's like the smaller Kobukuro guy's hair.
>>110
Nah, I don't think they will.
A wise man from the east is once supposed to have said that women blend out everything around themselves
and forget the word "consideration" once they go shopping for clothes.
I think it's okay.
There's just hardly anyone around right now because everyone knows that nothing new is going to happen till tomorrow.
Btw, make sure to talk more to Miss Understanding than to Kansai tomorrow.
Is that the same outfit you had on the other day when you went to the restaurant they work at?
I really hope it's not.
Even if they're going shopping for clothes, they won't forget their guest. They'll surely pay attention to you.
Also, you'll never be able to become friends with them if you don't open up to them first, e.g. by asking them to pick out clothes for you.
Hair like the smaller Kobukuro guy, huh... Sounds like a perfect match since you're small too♪ I think both your hair and clothes are okay♪
I'll have to google for a pic of the smaller Kobukuro guy later... Someone please post one.
ttp://www.showtime.jp/info/music/00441/img/contents_image.gif
ttp://hfmweb.jp/9jiraji/9guest/photo03/030920.jpg
I don't ignore Miss Understanding to talk to Kansai all the time though.
It's just that I remember conversations with Kansai well because she's really easy to talk to, while I have yet to have a conversation with Miss Understanding that's worth remembering.
And well, it's not like I'm going to confess my love to her tomorrow or something.
I want to score some points → Throw a rapid-fire combination of left and right jabs → Ding! Ding! Ding! K.O.!
For that, I need to throw some light punches tomorrow to score points first.
>>113
It's the exact same type of clothes, but a completely different set of clothes, so don't worry.
I even decided to take off my favorite "Happiness" T-shirt for tomorrow.
His hair looks quite different in those two pictures though.
Dumbass!
You can't afford to miss or throw any weak punches!
It's extremely difficult to recover from a mistake in the opening game!
I'm not very worried about becoming friends with them. Just wondering what kind of person that butler Yamaoka is.
I'm more worried that I might get bored out of my mind during shopping.
>>116
My hair is more like in the lower pic.
Well, hang in there tomorrow. By the way, no one's contacted you so far today?
Make sure to turn off silent mode, just in case.
I'm a sucker for SAKUSAKU too.
>>122
HAHAHA! Whoa, whoa, señor!! Who do you think I am?
Do you really think I'd do the same mistake again and again? Hmm!?
I didn't notice I'd received an e-mail again... OTL
Me too.
You fucking suck.
Not again......
We told you to turn off the damn silent mode!
(･∀･)人(･∀･) SAKUSUCKERS unite!
Uh-oh, what does the e-mail say?
"Let's meet at XX o'clock tomorrow."
Who is it from? Send a short casual reply.
Reply casually like:
"Alright.
Btw I'm going to dress up a little tomorrow."
From Kansai obviously...
I sent this.
"Okay. Btw, I'm going to dress up a littlew"
But you might want to add something else if you want to keep the conversation going...
There's no point in keeping the conversation going now imo.
I bet Kansai is working right now since she seems to usually work from 6 to 10 pm in the evenings.
>140 A passionate fan of the TV show SAKUSAKU♪
Thanks. I wanted to check it out, but looks like it airs at night.
Good boys like me don't stay up late, so I don't think I'll be able to watch it.
It's actually an early-morning show on TVK♪
I always record it though because I can't watch it in the morning♪
Did you check out which stores in Shinjuku have self-defense products?
That's it! (･∀･)
Well, for self-defense products, you could go to Tokyu Hands and... hmm? Is there any store in Shinjuku besides Tokyu Hands that sells self-defense products?
How's this for a reply?
I'm too late, huh...
Or else I'll have to go to Shinjuku in my birthday suit tomorrow..."
Send this.
Something like this?
There's no need to try to keep it going either.
Wait, you're going to go wearing >>102 after announcing that you're going to dress up a little?
Are you trying to pull Kansai's leg or what is this?
Well, it might end up leading to
Kansai: "You're so hopeless. Let me pick some out for you."
I'm having trouble imagining it...
- have a normal date with the 4 girls and come back without anything out of the ordinary happening
- or bring back bad news, e.g. he confessed but got turned down
- or start dating one of the girls
- or come home in the morning with one of the girls
- or bring back some different unexpected twist
>or bring back some different unexpected twist
happens a lot in this thread.
This is because Molester goes berserk all the time.
Don't forget to take a hand mirror with you.
Just his Air Force Ones and the unusual combination of 4 girls and 1 guy should be enough to recognize him.
I'd love to see a picture of them, but the picture shouldn't show too much. Stuff like this is fun because most of it is left to your imagination.
Is it Oizumi Yo?
I came here to say that this is kind of creepy.
Crabs or GTFO.
Post a pic of your glasses.
Post a pic of your contacts too.
The hook in your bait is showing, but post a pic of yourself anyway.
Oh shit.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163455/
795 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/12 00:18:16 ID:LUBO8Z9v
>>792
Advice on what? Confess to her that he's a virgin and ask her how to lose his virginity?
823 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/12 00:31:04 ID:LUBO8Z9v
I bet you're going to drop by at a karaoke bar afterwards.
Can you sing, Molester Man?
This made me laugh a lot.
I knew it. Glasses is a real bro who gives advice to Molester like you would to a good friend.
And yes, I know I'm being trolled.
"Oh no!! I lost my glasses!! Guys, please help me look for it!!"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100082737/230
Whoa, whoa, guys, are you guys already tired or what?
Why is no one posting anything?
Still no call/e-mail from her?
What a huge load of bull.
http://upload.fam.cx/cgi-bin/img-box/vhk41112230221.jpg
Uho!
One can see your face in the reflection. You sure you wanted to post that?
I can't see it...
(PД`q)ﾟ.
Don't you have a PC or TV? Oh, you can't watch it on TV because it's a local channel, huh...
OP hasn't posted for two hours now. Did he go to bed already because they're meeting up early tomorrow?
○ 191
× 171
Please upload the picture in >>191 to
up@pic.to
so I can see it from my cell phone...
(PД`q)ﾟ.
I don't like your attitude.
A pretty please from me too. (´･д･`)
Yet you put that website in your e-mail field for me... Thank you.
(´･д･`) But I still can't see the picture...
Am I the creepy guy...?
∧∥∧
/つ__∧ 〈（ ´_>｀） Ehh!! Molester was a troll too!?
|（ ´_ゝ`） ヽ ⊂ニ) The end.
ヽ__ と/￣￣￣/ |
￣＼/＿＿＿/￣￣
Especially likes to use crying smileys like ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡ and
sad smileys like (´･ω･`) and ＿|￣|○ to draw your sympathy.
Guys, you know what you gotta do. Ignore >>206! (`･ω･´)
Ignore you, huh?
Okay.
Gotcha.
And he spent all day on 2ch preparing for tomorrow too...
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Oh damn, I bet you're right...
Miss Undie and Kansai probably came to his place carrying booze.
They must be enjoying themselves drinking booze now...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
but then I thought I'd take a bath first and fell asleep soon after.
You must have been that exhausted... Don't push yourself too much, but give it your best shot tomorrow!!
By the way, what did Kansai write you?
pant pant
Don't you sleep in tomorrow. And don't post when you're going to meet them tomorrow, if you don't want every VIPPER in here looking for you.
Also, turn off your cell phone's silent mode now.
Welcome baaack.
What did she write...? (*´д｀*) pant pant
I'm posting from my cell phone btw. because my PC won't connect to the Internet for some reason.
That means, you won't be able to write any long posts... I didn't even know you could add new line breaks from a cell phone.
Don't you have to get up early tomorrow? Go to bed already!
Oh, and one more thing. Report live from your cell phone tomorrow if you can!
You're posting from your cell phone?
Copy-paste the e-mails directly into this thread then.
If you guys are right and the girls keep ignoring me tomorrow, I'll use the opportunity and post here.
Btw, cell phones have a return key too.
This is why Yahoo sucks balls.
I see...
I'd advise against trying to post from your cell phone tomorrow though.
Kansai knows that you don't have any friends.
I'm sure she'd find it weird if you started fiddling around with your cell phone all the time.
You bastard, you're a Yahoo BB user!! .......well, I am too.
Anyways, hang in there tomorrow, but don't overdo it!! Also, watch out for the stalker, just in case.
Make sure to lock your door when you go out and be careful when you're walking around alone!!
I'll be going to bed then. Watch the thread for me while I'm gone because I don't think I'll be able to report back till tomorrow night.
Next post decides what he'll be fapping to.
Whatever you do, promise me one thing! Don't be too late tomorrow!
>>233
I fucking lol'd.
Judging from the impact of the previous reports, it's probably going to make the thread explode...
■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai
■ Miss Undie □ Molester □ Stalker □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka
← Moving in this direction
■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai
■ Miss Undie □ Molester □ Glasses □ Crab □ Stalker □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka
← Moving in this direction
■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai ☆ Me
■ Miss Undie □ Molester □ Glasses □ Crab □ Stalker □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka
← Moving in this direction
■ Loli Jugs
■ Miss Undie □ Crab □ Glasses
□ Stalker ■ Kansai □ Molester
■ Yamaoka □ VIPPER
← Moving in this direction
■ Kansai
■ Miss Undie □ Molester □ Glasses □ Crab □ Stalker □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka ｜
◎ Police
■ Loli Jugs □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
■ Kansai □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
■ Miss Undie □ Molester □ Glasses □ Crab □ Stalker □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER ■ Loli Jugs
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER ■ Kansai □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER ■ Miss Undie □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Molester
□ VIPPER □ Glasses □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER ■ Yamaoka
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
← Moving in this direction
■ Kansai
□ VIPPER □ Glasses □ Stalker
■ Miss Undie □ Crab □ Molester
■ Yamaoka ｜
◎ Police
■ Kansai
■ Miss Undie □ Molester (Stalker)
■ Yamaoka ↑
□ Nanjo Kei □ VIPPER
← Moving in this direction
■ Loli Jugs
■ Miss Undie □ Glasses □ Crab □ Stalker □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka
■ Kansai
☆ Me
■ Miss Undie □ Glasses □ Crab □ Stalker □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka
■ Kansai ■ Loli Jugs
>>250 ☆ Me
■ Loli Jugs
■ Kansai □ Molester's mom
■ Miss Undie □ Molester □ Stalker □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka □ Molester's dad
← Moving in this direction
■ Miss Undie □ Glasses □ Crab □ Stalker □ VIPPER
■ Yamaoka
■ Kansai ■ Loli Jugs
>>250 >>251 ☆ Me
□ Molester (got lost)
■■ rabble rabble
■■■
■■□■■
■■■
■■
■
( ■ VIPPER □ Molester )
/ヽ /ヽ
/ ヽ / ヽ
＿＿＿＿＿＿ / ヽ＿＿/ ヽ
| ＿＿＿＿ ／ :::::::::::::::＼
| | /／ ＼ :::::::::::::::|
| | | ● ● ::::::::::::::| I bet they're having fun...
| | VIP .| :::::::::::::|
| | | （__人__丿 .....:::::::::::::::::::/
| |＿＿＿＿ ヽ .....:::::::::::::::::::::::<
└＿＿＿／￣￣ :::::::::::::::::::::::::|
|＼ | :::::::::::::::::::::::|
＼ ＼ ＼＿＿＿ ::::::::::::::::::::::::|
Oh shit!
This guy's bigger than me!
Run for your lives!
Shinjuku shopping district
■ Loli Jugs ■ Kansai ■ Miss Undie ■ Yamaoka
■ Crab ■ Crab ■ Crab □ Molester
← Tokyo Bay ■ Crab □ Glasses ■ Crab
■ Crab ■ Crab ■ Crab
You know how there's some sort of terrace on the 2nd floor? Take a walk there with the girls. It's breathtaking.
Loli Jugs is a ranged fighter, so I'd place her in the second row.
I'd also stock up on Balms of Life for Molester.
↑
Shinjuku ■ Loli Jugs ■ Yamaoka Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie ↓
District ■ Kansai ■ Crab
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ Molester □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
↓
Akihabara
↑
Shinjuku ■ Loli Jugs ■ Yamaoka Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie ↓
District ■ Kansai ■ Crab
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ Molester □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
↓
Akihabara
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
↑
Shinjuku ■ Loli Jugs ■ Yamaoka Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie ↓
District ■ Kansai ■ Crab
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ Molester □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
↓
□ Little girl
↓
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
↑
Shinjuku ■ Yamaoka Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie ↓
District ■ Kansai ■ Crab
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ Molester □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
↓
Bushes ← ■ Loli Jugs □ Little girl
☆ Me ↓
↑
Shinjuku ■ Loli Jugs ■ Yamaoka Crow
Shopping ← ■ Miss Undie ↓
District ■ Kansai ■ Crab
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ Molester □ Glasses → Lumine the Yoshimoto
↓
□ Little girl
↓
Me
http://pix0.ten.thebbs.jp/1098188990/x28
Which of these girls' boobs are closest to Loli Jugs'?
How big are her boobs anyway?
When your party members dies, what do you need? A Balm of Life or a Revival Bead♪
Whoa, whoa, are you serious?
HE WON'T BE COMING BACK TILL TOMORROW MORNING!
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Maroyuki □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ νFlashers □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Losers
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ Train Man □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Me □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Lounger □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Kakuni □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ Kijo □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Airplane Man □ VIPPER
□ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ Neomugicha □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER □ VIPPER
You didn't include any of the characters of this thread!
ΣΣ(ﾟДﾟ；)
Oh, I see... it was bait... and I fell for it... orz
1st thread:
Molester Man gets mistaken for a molester by Miss Understanding and they go to the police station together with Glasses who just happened to be passing by.
The case gets put on hold for the day, so they have to go to the police again on the following day. Since they can't come to an agreement, they decide to meet again to continue the discussion.
On the next day, Molester Man gets a call from her and agrees to meet up with her in a coffee lounge to talk.
On November 5th, Molester Man explains himself in the coffee lounge and manages to clear her suspicion of him. She treats him to lunch in a family restaurant to apologize for the misunderstanding before they go home.
That night, Molester Man starts the first thread. On 6th, he almost fucks everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow manages to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.
One of Miss Understanding's e-mails hints at how she's in contact with Glasses. But she assures that Glasses won't come to the police this time.
On the next morning, Miss Understanding comes to Molester Man's place and picks him up, but it turns out that Glasses can go to the police after all. The three head to the police together and the police closes the case.
Glasses leaves before lunch, while Molester Man and Miss Understanding have lunch in an omelet restaurant.
She asks Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but he has to leave early because of his part-time job. Miss Understanding accompanies him to his place.
On the next day, the 8th, Molester Man receives an e-mail from Miss Understanding. He tells her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she doesn't seem too euphoric about it.
He suggests meeting up again on Wednesday, but she says she has an appointment on Wednesday and adds that she might be free on the weekend.
On the following day, the 9th, Molester Man gets crab delivered from Glasses as a token of apology, two hair crabs and one red king crab.
He calls Glasses to thank him, and finds out that Glasses is a real bro. While Molester Man is out buying alcohol like a faggot, Miss Understanding sends him an e-mail. He calls her back as soon as he returns home.
Miss Understanding tells him on the phone that she wants his advice on something on the next day. She invites him to come to the family restaurant she works at.
3rd thread:
The next day, the 10th, Molester Man heads to the family restaurant, where he gets to know Miss Understanding's co-workers, Loli Jugs and Kansai (the woman who came to pick up Miss Understanding on the first day).
4th thread:
In the family restaurant, they tell him about the stalker problem once again. Miss Understanding asks Molester Man for help since she doesn't have any other close male acquaintances.
That night, Molester Man exchanges e-mails with Miss Understanding and Kansai at the same time.
Molester Man sends polite and harmless e-mails to Miss Understanding to show her how worried he is, while he has a blast sending dumb e-mails back and forth with Kansai on the side.
On the next day, the 11th, Molester Man looks at his cell phone to samefag in some other thread and sees an e-mail from Kansai. He talks to Kansai on the phone after that.
6th thread:
Molester Man comes up with a plan to go shopping for self-defense products in Akihabara with Miss Understanding.
He suggests it to Miss Understanding by e-mail, but she refuses. A bit later, he gets a call from Kansai.
She invites him to go along with Miss Understanding and her co-workers when they go shopping for clothes on the weekend.
Incidentally, Kansai hints at how Miss Understanding is annoyed by Molester Man's e-mails.
7th thread (duplicate):
Molester Man dresses up (?) and heads to Shinjuku.
This turned out even more confusing than it was before... Dividing it into dates is probably better, after all.
,. =＝=､､ ｏ ○o. i :::ト､
_,/ ｀ヾ´´`ヽ、 ﾟ .ｌ :::ﾄ､＼ Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
// .::::/ :::::!=＝=l :::|ｽ. ',
/./ .::::/ ::::l | __ ..... _::::|} ヽ l-､
. ,ｨｸ ,'..__ .::::/ ::::l :l '´ ｀)'｀ヽ ヾ;＼
／::{ﾞ ヽ、 ｀`丶､;/‐‐- ､::::l `'::┬‐--＜_ } ./;:::::＼
／::::::::! ,＞---‐'ﾞｰ- ...__)ｲ ,. -‐‐-､ﾄ､ |l::ヽ ／;';';';';::::＼
. ／|::::::;';';'＼／｝ （ヽ、 _/| (´ _,.ｨ!::ヽ. ヾｰ'´;';';';';';';';';:: /ヽ、
／ ,ﾉ:::;';';';';';';';';'/ /ヽ､二ﾆ-ｲ ヾT ¨´ ,/;';';::`、. ＼';';';';';';';';';';〈::...
At this point, I wouldn't even mind fake reports. As long as it's VIP-tastic.
Don't you guys start a party before first class is over.
WATATA. I wouldn't mind fake reports either.
But tell me where you want me to go and I will.
Did you take some kind of tranquilizer with you?
Reading these makes it seem like Miss Understanding is annoyed to no end by Molester...
That is V-
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Is Yamaoka a woman?
If yes, I might have walked past her this morning.
My eyes were glued to her since she was totally my type, so I couldn't see what the other people in her party looked like...
The moment I walked past her, I thought "Wait, isn't that her!?", but didn't have any time to take a picture. orz
Sorry if it's a whole lot of nothing.
I was kinda busy, so...
What a limp dick.
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ BAAAWWW!!
I'm about to head to Shinjuku.
Wow, that's the meanest insult I've ever seen!
Read the archive for a more detailed description.
I lol'd so hard when I saw themwwww
Lol.
Oh, saw any?
I thought they were a group of 4.
Glad to hear thatw
Actually, I was going to ignore your next post because you always ignore mine,
but I couldn't help it...
Still no sign of a group of 4 women and 1 man...
orz
It's lunchtime though. I just hope they're not in a restaurant right now...
I don't think you'll find them in front of Alta now that they've already met.
For clothes, you'd normally go to Marui, Lumine, MyCity and Isetan.
Personally, I wish they were lining up for Ramen Musashi right now though.
First, I'd check out the area around Lumine and Takashimaya.
It's way too big an area to cover for one person though...
Launch Operation Find Molester now!!
It's okay. Don't worry about it!
Try shouting VIP and see if you can lure out some VIPPERs in the crowd!
Hey, everyone, I'm back――――
If you guys want to see my PU**Y, post a lot more in these threads!
http://life6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mental/1099970168/l50
http://life6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mental/1094769095/l50
http://life5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/lifesaloon/1099961153/
I still can't see how serious you guys are about it～
Fill these threads up and I'll upload my pics in the usual place.
Sorry, but Tokyo is too far away!!!
One to Lumine. One to Marui. One to Ramen Musashi. Go go go!
Who knows, maybe Kansai will come to Kansai. Hang in there!
It's the thought that counts.
I'm looking for them in that alley full of video arcades behind the Shinjuku Green Peas Pachinko parlor...
Gotta be extra careful because there are many restaurants here.
Are they even the type of women to go shopping for clothes in Alta?
And Tokyu Hands too while you're at it...
Alright, I'm heading to the Yodobashi Camera in Umeda then.
Wouldn't they go to Marui instead?
Whoa, it's so embarrassing to browse 2ch outside...
Alta is a pretty reasonable choice for Gyaru-type girls.
I don't think it's Molester's cup of tea though.
You guys are in charge of Osaka thenw
Still no sign of OP... This would be so much easier if he was wearing a T-shirt with "VIP" on it...
If OP was from that region, there'd be no point in looking for him before the evening anywayw
Thanks for the hard work!
He wouldn't have anything to fear then because we're all looking in the opposite direction.
We need details.
Brown hair, height about 160cm.
Take a picture...
This is hilariousw
What a coincidence. I'm looking for them in the Keirindou in Vivre right now.
Tail them just in case because groups of 1 man and 4 women are rather rare.
It would cause a shitstorm.
Why do cardigan pockets have to be so shallow...
Where the hell are you?
IT'S A TRAGIC TWIIIIIIIIIIIIISTwwwwwwwwwww
Give me a moment! I'll be there once I've taken a purikura in Sega World!
Tell us where you are so we can come look for you.
Depends on what kind of picture it is though.
I guess it might not be a good idea to post it if it shows OP's face clearly.
But one from far away should be fine, right?
Okay, maybe it's okay if it's someone wearing the exact same clothes as OP described, but not if the clothes are different.
You can get sued for anything in the Internet nowadays.
Admit you just want to use that as an excuse to weasel your way into Miss Undie's apartment!!!
He's turning into baggage!
LOL
Put black bars over the eyes and it should be okay.
Man, you're so useless.......
So, wait, are they helping you look for your keys now or what?
What are you doing causing trouble for them!?w
Just post here where you think you lost the keys and a lot of people should help you look for them.
Dumbass━ヾ( ﾟдﾟ)ﾉﾞ━!
Whoa, whoa, are you sure you should be posting on 2ch right now!?
Plus, you live alone, right? Isn't it like really bad that you lost your keys?
Wouldn't want Miss Undie or Kansai to find out about this thread. It'd only make things unnecessarily complicated.
One of the girls was a busty loli and another was a cutie.
The guy was a bit babyfaced and wearing white Adidas sneakers.
Someone link me to Picto so I can upload a pic of him!
You got the wrong people therewwwwwww
Losing the keys isn't a big problem, really. My parents' place isn't far from here, so I think I'll just take a train and spend the night there tonight.
VIPPER: "What are you guys doing?"
↓
Loli: "We're looking for his keys but can't find them."
↓
VIPPER: "Want some help?"
↓
Loli: "Yes, please."
↓
VIPPER x Loli Jugs end
Oh yeah. A man can dream.
Here we go━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
Find the keys before Molester does and your chances of becoming friends with Kansai or Loli Jugs will greatly increase!
Good job.
Keep tailing them.
Your imagination is running wild.
Sorry if it's not the right URL.
Seriously now?
Will you tell the girls that you lost your keys?
Quit browsing 2ch during a datew
That's scary as hell, but it would make for an interesting twist later on.
Where are the pics? （・∀・ ）っ/凵 ⌒☆ ting
|1/ |1/
／￣￣￣｀ヽ、
/ ヽ
/ ⌒ ⌒ |
| （●） （●） |
/ |
/ |
（ ＿ |
（ヽ、 ノ / ）|
| ｀`ー―－‐''"| ヽ|
ゝ ノ ヽ ノ
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
But none of the people I'm stalking right now has gone to a restroom...
orz
Sorry, guys...
Guess I got the wrong people after all...
>>411
You've done a great job imo.
EEEEEHH（´д｀）HHHHHH
Don't worry about it.
I too went out with 4 women at once, once.
Your death will not be in vain.
I'm checking Daiei right now as I'm writing this.
The guy's wearing different shoes than OP. orz
Sorry, everyone... (´･ω･`)
Don't give up, move on to the next target!
I don't think they'd go as far as Yasukuni-dori. Shinjuku-dori is more than enough for shopping purposes.
Grab a few rice balls from a convenience store and keep looking while you're eating.
Molester and co. are having crab too.
How cruel can you be?
orz
Is Tokyu Hands the only place that sells self-defense products? Aren't there any stores in Kabukicho that sell them too?
>430
You're a monster～(PД`q)ﾟ.
It's enough, man, you've given it your all.
Hurry up and come back.
Look harder then! (# ﾟДﾟ) Son of a bitch!! You've done well, soldier.
Rather than in front of Alta, chances should be higher that OP comes walking along the street leading to Shinjuku Nichoume.
I've kept today free just so I could go look for Molester Manw
I'm planning on staying in front of Alta until my cell phone battery dies.
>>437
I've kept today free just so I could go look for Molester Manw
I'm planning on staying in front of Alta until my cell phone battery dies.
HOW MANY VIPPERS ARE IN SHINJUKU RIGHT NOW?
If I was in Tokyo, I'd be already on my way now to bring you something to eat.
ｖ..ｖ
つΞ凸ミ
Requesting status report from all units, over.
This is just getting ridiculous.
Reporting in from Fukushima. The sky is perfectly cloudless here.
Reporting in from Tokyo. Walking along a byroad(?) in Kinokuniya right now.
Reporting in from Saitama. It's starting to get cloudy here.
I'm not a Newtype, I can't control them all～
OFFLINE MEETING TO LOOK FOR OP WHO GOT TOTALLY MISTAKEN FOR A MOLESTER
Having a hard time carrying out my mission with so many people here. It's a big city after all. Sapporo, that is.
I think I'm even going to order some coffee and stuff♪
I wonder if the people in the thread will get mad at me... shake shake
GET SOMETHING FROM A CONVENIENCE STORE!
You could recharge your cell phone in one of the stores there. I'm just saying.
How heartless can you be?
You're the devil～ shake shake
We're never going to find them at this rate.
We need to get together more people and launch an organized search operation...
They're all occupied... orz
I know! You could get one of those chargers that look like a fishing reel and recharge your cell phone by cranking it like crazy. I bet they sell them in Tokyu Hands.
I still haven't found them. I wonder if they met up at 10am this morning.
All I can say for sure is that Molester wasn't at the south exit in front of Alta at 11am.
You can get charged for theft for things that don't even amount to 1 yen. Wasn't it because he was playing a game in a car?
There should be a sushi-go-round place with a good price-performance ratio called Shion close to where you are. It's an old store though.
Go to the back of Alta and keep walking to the right to get there.
Where in Saitama?
No, you're 357.
Tell us more!
Here we go go go━━━ヽ(ヽ(ﾟヽ(ﾟ∀ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ∀ﾟ)ﾉﾟ)ﾉ)ﾉ━━━!!!!
IS THIS THE BIRTH OF THE RECHARGER MAN THREAD? (w
We also exchanged e-mail addresses.
I'm really sorry, everyone...
This fast? No fucking way
Way too fastw Cool story, bro.
Ehh (ﾟДﾟ )
I was just having a friendly chat with her when it seemed like she was going to leave, so I said "Let's exchange e-mail addresses♪" and she was like "OK.". That's all. (´･д･`)
I think I'll return to my post in front of Alta.
You and me, outside now. (Insert Donald AA)
Going back to looking for OP.
Now that would be real VIP QUALITYwww
Return to your post, soldier.
Link up with the VIPPERs in the Alta area.
You're in charge of Tokyu Hands then.
Finding him might be a bit easier if we knew their walking formation...
I doubt we'll ever find him if he's walking in back of them.
Sorry for the late reply, but I'm in Honjou.
What's it about?
Okay, there goes my wonderful Saturday afternoon.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100320858/
Okay.
This is it. I'm going over to that thread now.
I'm still having a blast though.
Hey!
Good.
But he just posted pics of her underwear. (PД`q)ﾟ.
Here we go go go━━━ヽ(ヽ(ﾟヽ(ﾟ∀ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ∀ﾟ)ﾉﾟ)ﾉ)ﾉ━━━!!!!
The unused maxi pads and the uniform pics were great too.
Yes.
Then we could summon VIPPERs to Shinjuku station, for instance.
You know, like "Mr. ×× from ●● city, Mr. VIP QUALITY is waiting for you at △△ in Shinjuku station."
Is it a bad idea?
Seriously!? (ﾟДﾟ)y─┛~~
Why the hell am I out here in Shinjuku again...?
Ah, right. To find OP.
Alright, now that I've seen some cute underwear, it's time to keep looking!
Oh great, it looks like it's going to rain...
Hang in there.
We're having a great time here thanks to you guys out there.
Keep up the good work. Actually, you should be glad because walking around outside is good for your body.
(´･д･`) If any more cute pictures get uploaded over in the other thread, could you guys post them here...? Why did a party have to start at a time like this...
How are our Funnels doing?
VIPPER in Saitama here. I wanted to upload the pic of her hot pants, but I'm about to give up because I can't find a good uploader to use.
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/1rk/
You could try one of these.
ttp://maichy.s1.x-beat.com/
Click on the smiley to enter. Shouldn't be too overloaded.
× 424-425
○ 524-525
Sorry, I'm a bit shaken up because I'm so tired...
I'll be sure to check out VIP more often from now on.
Shinjuku is just 20 minutes from my place. I would have joined you guys! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ BAAWW
Can I have the pork cutlets?
Post them here, please.
You might still make it. Get going.
It's not too late.
You should go to Shinjuku now!
That fujoshi is a guy btw.
ttp://www.jalan.net/kanko/SPT_172372.html
Good job.
So he's in Kabukicho Icchoume right now.
I think I'll write an e-mail to my older sister later and meet up with her...
Pork Cutlet Manw
http://c.pic.to/3c0bv
□ Funnel
■ Loli Jugs
■ Miss Undie □ Molester □ Crab □ Pork Cutlet Man ■ Fujoshi
■ Kansai
■ Yamaoka □ Funnel
□ Funnel (Tokyu Hands)
□ Funnel (Alta) □ Funnel (Osaka)
Thanks for the links, guys.
Thanks to you guys, I was able to go and add some fuel to the flames.
crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab
Forget pork cutlets and eat some crab, YO!
Wow, you're already in front of the store... Did you see the fujoshi?
Okay! I just went and had a look. You posted 240 in the third little sister thread, didn't you?w
Don't see any fujoshi-looking people.
I see a lot of old women though because of that Otsuki Miyako concert in Shinjuku Koma theater.
>558 And thank you for posting the post number. (´人`)
Alright then, I think it's about to start pouring, but I'll try to hang in there some more♪
Are there any other pork cutlet stores in Shinjuku?
Perhaps she's already left?
Looks like they only have one store in Shinjuku.
>>559
Btw, we're in a karaoke bar now.
I'm sorry, guys, but now I have to excuse myself.
My own personal happiness is more important to me than Molester Man's.
Hope you shit your pants.
Traitors like you deserve to be shot.
Handsome guys should just die.
So she's already left, huh... I wanted to see the fujoshi...
Still no report from OP... He's not already sitting in a train on his way home, is he? (ﾟДﾟ)
This guy is a riot Pfffhahaha
Think she'll let you bone her??
I hope you get the bad end.
I expect a detailed report once you're back.
Wow, that's the meanest thing you could say to someone.
I'll never be able to trust anyone again.
We've had enough of your lies.
Please elaborate.
And go have dinner with them or something.
He's here*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!!
What do you mean?
Are you already back home?
Please elaborate.
Please elaborate.
He's hereｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ
We've been waiting for you!
http://c.pic.to/3c0bv
Please elaborate.
Oh boy, just when I was starting to get some work done for a change...
What happened?
Please elaborate.
LOL.
∧＿∧ +
（0゜・∀・） ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
（0゜∪ ∪ +
と＿_）__） +
What do you mean, the Miss Understanding route is over!? Don't tell me we have to wait till tonight for an explanation!!
If you're reading this, tell them you're going to the restroom to slip out for a few minutes and post what happened!!
Or asked him not to contact her anymore...
I need to know what happened before I can continue looking for him.
Or Molester feels that they're not on the same wavelength after hanging out with her today.
Though, what if he hit it off with someone else like Yamaoka or Loli Jugs instead?
I'd say it's the "she had someone she likes" one.
TITS! TITS!
TITS! TITS!
((∩ ∩))
TITS! (∩_, ,_ _, ,_∩)) TITS!
((⊂ ((Д´；≡；｀Д))ﾉ∩))
((⊂ l⌒i / ⊃)) TITS!
((⊂ （＿） ) )) ∪))
TITS! ((＿((（＿)))＿)))
Maybe his eyes are so bad he's been tagging along with the wrong people all day and still hasn't realized it? (´･д･`)
Did OP explicitily say that she's a woman?
What if Yamaoka is actually Miss Undie's boyfriend?
If that was the case, he wouldn't write something cryptic like "The Miss Understanding route is over".
If she'd changed class to his girlfriend, he'd have posted something more like "Miss Understanding is my girlasdfghjkl;".
Meant to post in the "college girls" thread, huh?w
Molester isn't going to explain himself, huh...
I want to know so bad, but I guess it'll have to wait till 23 o'clock...
Then what if Miss Undie had feelings for Yamaoka (still a guy) and confessed to him in front of everyone today...?
HOW DID YOU FUCK UP THIS TIME?
I got the post number wrong again... orz
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but she panicked and turned him down.
Nope. It has been established that Miss Undie doesn't have a boyfriend.............. I think.
Kansai: "Ehh, you two get along so well, why don't you just start dating?w Molester, you like Miss Understanding too, don't you?w"
Molester: "Eh... That's err..."
Miss Under: "Oh, stop itw Mr. Molester isn't like thatw Besides, I already have someone I like."
Molester: "ASDFGHJKL;"
Okay, I guess he would.
Please elaborate.
Please elaborate. Please elaborate.
Please elaborate. Please elaborate. Please elaborate.
Someone give me a smoke... (((( ;ﾟдﾟ))) AWAWAWAWA
OP might have experienced the birth of a new couple today.
So lewd!!
Someone turn into a fake Molester and take over until he's back!
What if she started seeing someone sometime between that day and today?
There's also the possibility that Glasses asked Miss Undie out.
Several days have passed since she said Glasses is being too persistent. They might have kept e-mailing each other and eventually cleared up that misunderstanding...
Molester: "No, it's perfectly fine. I'm in love with you anyway, Miss Undie. ( ( ﾟдﾟ) Gasp! What am I saying!? ) Err, I mean..."
Miss Undie: "I see... Truth is, I feel the same way... about you... (in a very little voice)"
Molester: "Ohhh yessss *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!!"
Well, have a cup of tea and calm down.
つ旦~
Let's wait for Molester's report first.
917 Name:1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/07 23:37:29 ID:wPv98IzZ
After taking a breather with a cup of coffee, I asked.
"Miss Understanding, are you seeing someone right now?"
"Ehh? I'm not."
I pumped my fists (in my mind).
Well, she was obviously joking when she said she wasn'tw
Today, during shopping, Miss Undie got stabbed by the stalker.
They went to the hospital → Miss Undie died → Miss Undie route is over. Not a chance, huh?
I can't wait to read >>1's report.
Quit writing ominous things and go to your part-time job already.
30 minutes have passed already! I'm gonna be late!
Okay, I'll be off now, guys. ノシ
He wouldn't write something like "The Miss Understanding route is over" in that case.
(´･ﾉ○･`) Thanks for the tea.
>636
Wow, it's already been 6 days...?
Anyways, let's wait for OP's report. (´･ω･`)
Hang in there.
It's too cold out... I'm taking refuge in a video arcade for now.
Take care. ノシ
If you should find him there, post
"Found Molester @ video arcade"
Roger. (つ･д･`)
>647
No way... That can't be...
Waiting for Molester's report now.
Molester: "Ah, i-is that right? I-I'm glad to hear that."
Kansai: "Well, I guess he beat you to the punch. But hey, there are plenty of fish in the sea."
Loli Jugs: "...my shoulders are getting stiff. Can we head home?"
Miss Undie: "Yeah, let's go home. Thank you for everything."
Kansai: "See ya then. It's a small world."
Crab: "Pfffhahaha!!"
......
I lol'd.
And Miss Undie's misunderstanding wasn't a misunderstanding anymore. Thus, the Miss Understanding route was over.
Wow, you killed off all routes at once...
Her jugs must be really big.
There's no use brooding over it though. If it's hopeless, get Kansai to comfort you.
ちかん Molester
ちんか Smeg
す ma
So her jugs are so big they give her stiff shoulders... *taking notes*
"Ahh, sorry, sorry, you're just not my type of guy, Molesterw
But you can talk to me if you have love problems, so keep your head up!ww"
I can see Kansai turning him down before he can even say "I love you.".
Tell us what's going on!!
That would explain it... orz
That's it!!
So, what are you waiting for? Post the rest of your little made-up storyw
You're supposed to post that after his report.
I'll tell you guys later how this story will end because I'm sure to see it in my dreams.
Just thinking about it makes me sad...
It took me hours to catch up to you guys, I don't want them to end yet!
j3 is herewwwwwwwww
Anyways, I'm going to stop looking for OP now and go hang out with the lady from earlier.
If there's anyone who's still out there looking, though I doubt it, good luck!
ﾉｼ
Judging from all of OP's posts so far, it can't be a good thing when he says the Miss Understanding route is over.
Either Molester did something stupid and got turned down, or Kansai told him something like "She said she doesn't like youw"...
Either way, it looks like we're in for a sleepless night!!
In other words, Molester Man was a real Molester all along!
I feel like I'm too late for the party.
Make sure to tell us what happened later.
If I were to give the events of today a title, it'd be "Pork cutlets on rice with hot green tea and the end of the Miss Understanding route".
You better head home before you're too late for the last train too.
Now I wonder, is this thread going to end with >>1's report...? Are we all going to go apart just like that...?
Or is OP going to switch to the Kansai or Loli Jugs route?
Did he find Molester?
It's Koshiki *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!
It's kinda weird referring to my own summary, but you know, considering how they got to know each other, I don't think things are moving too fast at all between them.
I heard some young people these days even have sex on the first day.
This might be the critical phase. Eh, Molester?
Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but all I got out of that is that they had pork cutlets this noon.
Must have been at that one really good pork cutlet store in Kabukicho. Yeah.
Of course not. The characters in Molester Man are way too flawed for a perfect Train Man endingw
OP should just count himself lucky he got to eat free crab.
How much longer are you going to keep us waiting!?
Post what happened already!
Let me tell you what was revealed to me in my dream.
I dreamt that Molester ended up going to a brothel in the middle of the day with all the money he had drawn out for today.
Well, I guess he was just that horny.
I think Molester is still in Shinjuku with the four women, and when he made that post, he just wanted to let us in on what's going on when he saw the chance.
I think so too.
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Wonder if it was to talk about him behind his back. ((；ﾟДﾟ))) shake shake
No question about that.
I see, that makes sense.
Look at the time. He should have been back hours ago.
Something must have happened to him.
In any case, it doesn't seem to me like OP's on a happy route.
He could be having dinner with them right now.
And who knows what happens after that... Damn you, OP!
Nah, not a chance.
Are you implying he's going to come home tomorrow morning after spending the night at someone else's place? No fucking way!w
Even eroge makers would be surprised if he scored this quickly.
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
I can see it happening.
Kansai sees how depressed Molester is about Miss Undie turning him down, and decides to comfort him with her body.
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
Yeah, I can see that too.
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
Oh right. I forgot he'll spend the night at his parents' place tonight. He won't be able to report back tonight then, will he?
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
It would have been believable if he'd met up with Kansai and Miss Undie only, but two additional girls? Give me a break.
As if a group of four women would hang out all day with some stranger they don't even know well.
Especially since >>1 seems like a nutcasew
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
http://c.pic.to/3c0bv
I don't think I can wait any longer.
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
I hope he has enough wits about him to choose a love hotel with Internet access.
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
You have to seal it quickly!
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
In that case, they should just go to Kansai's or Loli Jugs' place.
I doubt anything interesting will happen though.
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
They were Miss Undie's keys?
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
Shit, I lost my apartment keys. I must have dropped them in all the excitement.
Why do cardigan pockets have to be so shallow...
392 Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 New! 04/11/13 13:11:02 ID:NN2bNyBK
I'm alone right now because everyone's off to the restroom. I'm enjoying it a lot so far!
See? They're Molester's own keys.
Losing the keys isn't a big problem, really. My parents' place isn't far from here, so I think I'll just take a train and spend the night there tonight.
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
The four of them were going to hang out today anyway. They asked Molester to join them, is all.
The plot may not be very realistic, but it has integrity.
Besides, that's what we call VIP QUALI-
Whoops, I didn't mean to put my sentence there.
The "See? They're Molester's own keys." line was supposed to be at the end of the post.
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
(This post is in Kansai dialect)
I just want to know what happens next.
Even if Kansai and Miss Undie wanted him to come along, I can't imagine the other two girls going along with it.
But I guess that's VIP QUALITY too, huh?
Gotcha.
His place is near the university he goes to and isn't far from Shinjuku either.
His parents' place and his apartment(?) aren't very far apart.
Plus, he said he's got 22 Yukichi's in his bank account. Could it be that he's actually quite rich?
He doesn't spend money on going out with friends because he doesn't have any friends.
He doesn't spend money on hobbies because he spends all his free time on 2ch.
He doesn't spend much money on clothes because he buys them from Jusco and Uniqlo.
Now tell me. Where is he supposed to spend money on?
Akiba.
Eroge.
Anime DVDs.
>>367
>>392
>>581
These don't give us much to work with.
But we know that OP went out wearing a light brown cardigan, so it's definitely OP who lost his keys.
Then there's his strange dying message "The Miss Understanding route is over.".... Ahh, I don't have a clue what it means.
I'm alone right now because everyone's off to the restroom. I'm enjoying it a lot so far!
581 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/13 15:42:51 ID:NN2bNyBK
The Miss Understanding route is over.
Molester Man waited for two and a half hours for them to get out of the restroom only to find out that they had already deserted him. SAD END
I think his post can only mean one of the following two things:
Either the Miss Undie route literally ended and it's game over, or he fell in love with someone else.
the miss under stand-ing route is over
miss-ing stand is under the route over
Missing stand is under the route. Over.
He's trying to tell us where the missing stand is!
No?
Loli: "Wonder if he's still waiting for us? Isn't it about time you told him that we've already left?"
Kansai: "Yeah, he seemed genuinely worried about youw I keep telling you he's not a bad guyww"
Miss Undie: "That's what he gets for humiliating me like that! If he hadn't acted like a creepy molester that night, none of this would have happened!
And I wouldn't have to deal with some strange salaryman hitting on me nonstop... He should count himself lucky that he's getting off the hook this easily."
Yamaoka: "You can be so cruel sometimesw I'd be so weirded out by you if I wasn't already used to itw The poor guy's going to have a hard time trusting people againww"
(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))))
My guess would have been "Missing route is under the stand. Over."
But well, I doubt OP would end a long-running thread like this in such a simple way anywayw
would be my guess.
Or she's his sex doll and she deflated.
And with that, this thread is over.
Do we all agree on this?
Thanks, guys!
I'll be going to bed then. Watch the thread while I'm gone because I don't think I'll be able to report back until tomorrow night.
Well, let's just take a chill pill ヽ(´ー｀)ノ and wait a little longer.
the miss under stand-ing route is over
Understand the missing route. Over.
He wanted us to guess the missing route!! The new route he's on!!!!
In other words, he's switched from the Miss Understanding route to a new route!
I doubt that. The last few days, he was in this thread 24/7, you know?
If this was supposed to be a trolling attempt, then he wouldn't be a troll anymore. He'd just be some sad shut-in with no life.
you are going to be broke
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∑＿ ∪´･ω･） squeak
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＼(.＼ ノ
､ﾊ,,､
Post a pic.
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And I don't mean back from his parents' place, I mean back from Kansai or Loli Jugs' place.
He probably told them he lost his keys → They were like "Why don't you spend the night at my place then?" → They made love........ That's how it usually goes.
The same thing happened to a friend of mine once. When we were still in high school, he was out partying till late night and when he got home, he couldn't get in because the door was locked.
So he just called up one of the girls he was partying with and stayed over at her place.
>>1 must be quite handsome if he can pull that off.
（ Taking a bath before Dr. Koto's Clinic starts.
（＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ノ
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Glad I made it back home in time for Dr. Koto's Clinic♪
I assume OP still hasn't posted anything?
will "The Miss Understanding route is over" mean that he completed her route?
In any case, >>1 should hurry the fuck up.
Hey there.
It'd be great if you could post a short report on what happened.
Good job out there.
You guys really hung in there today.
Welcome back.
I can't imagine >>1, who practically lives in this thread, not posting anything after coming home.
Most of us assume that he won't come home tonight for some reason.
I wonder if his cell phone is just out of juice.
Some cell phones run out of juice after only two hours of gaming, even at full charge...
Since >>1 tends to even forget to turn off silent mode, he might have forgotten to charge his cell phone before he left.
A report...? On how I hung out with the lady I met today?
Yes, quickly!!
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"The Miss Understanding route is over."
Did Molester Man get turned down by Miss Understanding?
Or did something completely different happen?
What does the future hold in store for Molester Man and the VIPPERs watching over him?
Find out more after the commercials.
Okay then...
At 17:40
I met up with her and went karaoke'ing with her for an hour at karaoke 747.
At 18:50
We went to a pizza joint and shared a huge pizza.
At 19:20
I led her to a bar I've been to a couple of times already.
At 20:00
We parted ways at Shinjuku station.
On the way back, we kissed because the mood was right... I'm not even joking.
There you go, I summed it up. You didn't expect me to write the conversations we had, did you?
(´･д･`) Besides, you guys won't believe me anyway...
The main focus should be on that, but you could also write a little about your search for >>1.
Am I right in the assumption that you're the only one who got something out of the looking-for-molester event today?
And don't worry, I believe you.
I don't have a choice if I want to believe that the same kind of thing will happen to me too one day...
････････>(ﾟДﾟ)y─┛~~
What's taking OP so long...
Ehh? That's it!?
But you're gonna see her again, right?
So jelly right now.
I want to get to know a kind lady like that too.
I'll believe you if you give me a kiss too.
I love 2ch just as much as the next guy, but we don't even know if Molester is real or not.
How much fucking longer are you guys going to act like NPCs in his life?
You guys got your own lives where you are the main protagonists.
Quit playing as insignificant little NPCs in someone else's life!
You guys should get off your butt and embark on your own adventures now!
Yeah, let's go!
The door to your adventure has just been opened!
I knew about the thread, but I hadn't read it yet.
And yeah, I didn't really get it either.
Post the conversations too.
IIHYQY?
This is one of those posts with a hidden message, right? Where is it?
Read it diagonally.
I
love
fucking
your
little
butt
This morning
At 8:00
I headed to Shinjuku because I had a few errands to take care of.
At around 11:00 (not sure about the exact time because I didn't have my cell phone with me).
I ran into a group of people that resembled OP and co.
This afternoon
I finished running my errands.
I looked for OP in the following locations: In front of Alta → Shinjuku South Entrance → Takashimaya → Alley full of video arcades behind the Shinjuku Green Peas Pachinko parlor.
I got hungry, so I headed to Kabukicho and entered a coffee lounge.
I got to know a lady, but you know that story already...
It was starting to rain when I left the store...
Then it got dark and cold too, so when I saw OP's post and realized things were looking bleak for OP, I took refuge in a video arcade...
The end.
Thanks, guys!
I'll be going to bed then. Watch the thread while I'm gone because I don't think I'll be able to report back until tomorrow night.
392 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/13(Sat) 13:11:02 ID:NN2bNyBK
I'm alone right now because everyone's off to the restroom. I'm enjoying it a lot so far!
Losing the keys isn't a big problem, really. My parents' place isn't far from here, so I think I'll just take a train and spend the night there tonight.
Why are the IDs the same if he posted the second one from his cell phone?
I talked to Kansai about almost the same things as yesterday. She was like "Treat me to beef bowl!" and "What the hell is Aussie beef?" and so on...
I'm writing from my cell phone btw. because my PC won't connect to the Internet for some reason.
Though that post from yesterday is a bit too conveniently placed.
The conversations too...? (´･д･`)
There wasn't much conversation worth mentioning.
We introduced ourselves to each other and talked about our hobbies and stuff... Later, I paid her compliments and courted her.
I told her things like "You have beautiful hair." and "Your nails look great. Do you do them yourself?" etc....
(´-`).｡oO( Can't believe I actually said all that... )
I think it's about time you went all out and confessed your feelings to her, Molester Man.
Didn't he mention that he switched to his cell phone yesterday because Yahoo BB was down for some reason?
I thought he posted from his cell phone because his Yahoo Internet connection was acting up...
In a love hotel maybe?
It's funny how the unluckiest one today was OP...
It's not only slow, I also keep getting connection errors.
Wait, you were talking about the woman you met today!?
I thought you meant your older sister because you kept referring to her with the kanji for big sister!
I seriously thought you'd given your sister a kiss on your way back! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ Goddammit!
>>817
I heard from someone on one of the 2ch server status sites that an important line had been disconnected.
It was pretty bad around noon today;
Ah, time to watch Dr. Koto's Clinic...
Eh... (ﾟДﾟ)yヾ
>819
Incest, huh... Every only child's dream...
This thread is VIP QUALITY even when it's slow.
Y'know, I'd say this is just the calm before the storm.
(´-`).｡oO( Hope he comes back soon. Can't wait. )
That is VIP QUA-
All the while jumping from topic to topic like he always does.
NO, YOU STAY HERE.
What do you want your nickname à la Molester Man be?
You're supposed to be the interlude to tide us over until Molester comes back! You owe us VIPPERs that much what with you getting to kiss a girl today!
No doubt about it.
Don't wait for someone to give it to you!
Create it yourself!!
Go look for it!!
It's all up to you, man.
Except getting some brand incense from Tokyu Hands...
At least, you got some exercise.
Sorry, seems like it was just my connection.
Or rather, only BIGLOBE and livedoor users were affected.
Well, I'm just glad I had Internet at all.
During dinner, I've been thinking about what OP will say when he's back. I've come to the conclusion it'll be something like "my cell phone had died".
What am I doing with my weekend...
Me neither.
All I did was go to Tokyu Hands, post a picture of a pork cutlet store, and buy an electric rice-cooker.
Why don't we use this as the first post?
[Insert link to the previous thread]
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Should be enough, right?
Yes.
Yeah, I'm a BIGLOBE user and I had trouble accessing 2ch too.
I was confused because the servers were still up, but it's back to normal now.
That's right.
I couldn't access any of the 2ch servers for 5 to 10 minutes.
I expected to see all of 2ch celebrating that it's back online, but looks like it was just us who had connection problemsw
Why don't we use this as the first post?
[Insert link to the previous thread]
Welcome to >>1's public masturbation thread.
Should be enough, right?
Yeah, but he should be already home by now.
Ohh, you too, Bear Sensei?
Guess you'll be reminded of the events today whenever you use the rice-cooker...
Same goes for me when I burn the incense.
Bet he's still out drinking with the girls.
It's cute how you keep saying this thread is fake but still stick around this long.
But you guys already have Pork Cutlet Man, the successor of Molester Man...
I, on the other hand,... am a boring guy... it wouldn't make for a fun thread...
I'll go check out the occult board♪
(´･д･`) OP, hurry up～ We're all getting impatient～
Let's send creepy e-mails to girls to kill time [103rd e-mail]
http://love3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/motenai/1100110289/
Hey, you're back.
Is the fujoshi lying next to you?
Previous thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163494/
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Should I start the next thread with this as the first post?
It'd be great if you could add
OP's first post from the first thread and the phrase
"It all started with this..."
The rest should be okay.
Thanks.
Yes, go ahead.
Thing is, it can bake bread too. I guess I'll be reminded everyday from now on... _ﾄ￣|○
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 8
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100350480/l50
Thanks!
Let's hear out Pork Cutlet Man first. And you, >>825,
send an e-mail to your lady and post it here! Also, what do you want to be called!? Don't go to the occult board!
Thanks.
I just wanna say that he's doing a mighty fine job! I like how clear and easy to understand the site is.
Guess he's not in the thread right now, is he?
Hold on, guys, I'm watching Dr. Koto's Clinic with the fujoshi right now.
Huh!?
Where are you right now?! At home? In a love hotel?
Looks like someone got to home base tonight. (ﾟДﾟ)y─┛~~
YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ahh, they've already fucked, haven't they?
>>572
Still no sign of a group of 4 women and 1 man...
orz "
It all started with this...
The new chapter of Recharger Man
I still think Pork Cutlet Man would be a better choice...
I lol'd.
Huh? Are you in an electric store right now?
I don't care! I want you to pay the price for kissing a girl!! (つдＴ)
So, your nickname is Recharger Man and the fujoshi guy's is Pork Cutlet Man?
And write her an e-mail already, godfuckingdammit!
Calm downw
I'm still at work, but it doesn't look like OP will come back anytime soon.
Which is why I'm going to head home now.
Give me a shout when Molester comes back, okay?
ﾉｼ
Lol.
I'm not the Recharger Man... I haven't even charged up my cell phone yet...
Alright, alright, I'll post something.
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Here's a bomb shelter I made for Molester's report. Use it.
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Fixed.
"Thanks for everything today. I enjoyed myself♪
The pizza was good, wasn't it?♪
I would like to go for pasta next. Do you know any good pasta places?"
Here's her reply:
Lady:
"I enjoyed myself too.
I love pasta and yes, I know the perfect place because I often go there myself.
I'll take you there next time, okay?
And sorry for kissing you out of the blue on the way back...
Can I e-mail you tomorrow again?"
(I left out the smileys at the end of her sentences.)
This is where I'm at right now...
please come now and kidnap me.
You're really gonna... post something for us? (つへＴ)？
In any case, your name is Coffee Lounge Man!
Make sure to keep us updated whenever Molester's story comes to a standstill!
Where the hell is Pork Cutlet Man!? How many times have you had seicross with her already?
I should have just used the bomb shelter instead of posting the e-mails!
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ NOOOO!!
How did you initiate the conversation?
I'm a shut-in. Please teach me your secrets.
You can't use it, dummy. It was built to protect people from your bombings.
Post your and Pasta Woman's specs please.
Hmm... At first, I was just browsing 2ch on my cell phone in the coffee lounge.
Then I felt someone's eyes on me, so I looked to the side and our eyes met.
I smiled and said "Hello there～". That's how it started...
Pasta's apologizing to you. Does that mean she was the one who kissed you!?
You son of a bitch! Post a pic of your lips NOW!
Shit, man, you must be pretty high up in the looks department!
If it had been me, she'd have looked away as soon as I turned to her.
('A`)ノ
Woman: "......"
(・∀・)ノ Yeah, because it makes my heart flutter!!
"......"
Me:
Age: 23
Height: 180cm
Weight: 60kg
Looks: Normal, I think.
Lady:
Age: 25
Height: Around 160cm
Weight: Around 40kg
Looks: Can't think of a famous person she resembles... Well, she's got the Onee-kei look, I guess. Brown semi-long hair, big pretty eyes.
I should be fine. I was told several times that I look like Osawa Takao.
Four times, to be specific.
It makes your heart flutter...? It makes mine creak and groan.
Whew, I can already feel my anger fade away.
You can get AIDS from that slut and die for all I care.
Lube it up with KURE 5-56! (・∀・)ノ Ξ占
Damn, you're tall.
Where were you having lunch when you posted these? >>457>>481
Never give up on it.
Stop worrying so much about your looks.
If you show some courage and make the first step, I'm sure your courage will be rewarded. No matter what the result, you'll get something out of it... So hang in there, guys!
It's kinda sad though.
Even if she's a slut, he must have pretty high specs to pull that off.
It's beautiful how he went from a pizza date in a coffee lounge to a pasta date in a pasta store. Molester's feats so far are nothing compared to it.
Thanks, but I doubt that will help...
I'd say the deciding factor is whether he'll be able to keep the combo of interesting dates going or not.
That's right, God isn't fair.... Welcome to my world, my friend.
This world isn't that bad though. You can watch as much porn as you want, for instance...
It's like heaven on earth as long as you're at home in your room.
And there are all those wonderful women to choose from in your HDD!!
I wrote Kabukicho, but it was a coffee lounge across from the Hattori Nutrition college, so it might have been in Yoyogi...
I picked the store because it wasn't as full as the other stores. Guess it wasn't in Kabukicho, after all... Sorry.
Accept the name Coffee Lounge Man and get yourself a tripcode!
I was only one street away from there...w
But we are about to witness the birth of a new legend.
I refuse to accept that!
Coffee Lounge Man will never be more than just a minor character!
The main character is Molester Man!!
Ehh.
My story is really not that interesting, guys.
You'll definitely have more fun with Molester Man, Pork Cutlet Man, and eroge. (´･д･`)
I mean, I'm alone in my room right now, while Pork Cutlet is with a woman, you know?
There must be some kind of a catch.
Maybe she wants to sell him a weird pot or crab.
Wait for Molester to come back first. Then tell him what happened and make him jelly.
But he might be the only one who can stop Molester when he goes berserk.
Let's summon him whenever Molester gets an e-mail.
Let's summon "Coffee Lounge Man"!
I'm sure he'll be able to give him wonderful advice.
Oh come on, it's just a kiss.
Hmm... You think?
She said the kiss was for treating her to lunch... so I hope there is no weird... catch.
Man, you're so pure.
（＼へ ∬ へ/
＜ ＿¶￣|○ ＞
I've actually posted quite a few e-mail suggestions so far...
OP was this close to using some of them, but changed his mind every time. (´･д･`)
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LU-MI-NE! LU-MI-NE!
In other words, you got picked up by her!?
You lucky bastard! Share some of your lady luck with me!
Posting the URL of the new thread before this one dies.
I'm not sure how to put it... It doesn't matter where you are, in every town, there are great people out there waiting to get to know you.
>950
Here, have some lucky poop.
( ﾟДﾟ)つ●
I'm going to channel all my negative feelings and shoot you with it.
But we can't hate on 952 because of that.. Why, you ask?
BECAUSE THIS IS VIP!!
Continuation of our e-mail conversation:
Me:
"Sure, you can♪
You can e-mail me anytime, Lady (pseudonym)♪
Looking forward to having pasta with you♪
Oh right, I forgot to tell you that I can make dessert♪ (I'm not that good at it though;)
I'm thinking of baking a cheesecake next☆
Do you like cheesecake?"
Lady:
"Yeah, I'm looking forward to it too.
Wow, you can bake cakes? That's amazing.
I love cheesecake.
Will you make me one? I'd love to taste it."
Hmm... Filling in for OP isn't easy;
In the e-mails that followed, I asked her if I could visit her and she said yes...
Dr. Koto's Clinic just ended.
SON OF A BITCH!
((；ﾟДﾟ))) shake shake
No, I was just talking to myself...
Son of a bitch...
You use ♪ so often it's creepy.
But she doesn't seem to care because you're a handsome guy!
That is HANDSOME QUA-
From now on, I'll be posting with this trip when OP runs out of material. (´･д･`)
I just finished reading what happened and here's what I think.
When he posted "the Miss Understanding route is over", didn't he just mean that the thread is over because he got tired of writing the continuation of his fictitious story?
Maybe he should cut down on the smileys in his e-mails, but otherwise they're perfect!
This is how you get it on with a woman older than you!
Dammit!
I left them out, but actually, in addition to ♪, I used smileys like (´(エ)`), (´･д･`), and ( ´O)η all over my e-mails.
I don't want to bore her with text-only e-mails.
I'll post without a trip then.
OP's still not back... (´･д･`)
I haven't read all of today's posts, but
what's with Molester?
Molester is having pork cutlets in a coffee lounge while charging his cell phone with Dr. Koto's Clinic.
Fine.
I get it. I'll just read the damn archive.
Come out!
there's no way OP would end it with a simple "The Miss Understanding route is over." post.
>>1 has been the personification of VIP QUALITY so far.
It's not an end befitting of a VIPPER like him. No, this story isn't over yet.
I think I'll use this opportunity and head home while there's still no news from Molester.
"You are a coward."
Post in this thread, guys.
That means, you're not at home right now, huh?
Are you in a love hotel?
At your girlfriend's place?
In an electric store?
Here's my last post for today:
Me:
"I want you to taste it too, but where would we eat it?
I don't want us to have to eat it outside.
I want to eat it with you in your room♪"
Lady:
"Ehh～ My room is a mess, you know?
You sure you won't mind?"
Me:
"Nope♪ I won't mind as long as I get to be with you.
Okay then, I'll try to bake the best cake I've ever made."
Lady:
"I better tidy up my room then...
I'll make dinner for you too."
Did my post make it in before the end of the thread?
Yes, I am jelly.
) SON OF A BITCH! (
／YY⌒W⌒YWY⌒YWY⌒Y＼
I lost it so hard.
Things are moving way too fast on your end.
I didn't mean to... (´人`) Sorry...
Please tell me that's the end.
I worked all night yesterday, went to sleep this morning, and woke up just before noon. Since then, I've been in this thread waiting for OP, but I'm at my limit now...
I wonder if Molester is going to come back tonight at all... I just hope he's not been drinking all night because he got his heart broken...
I think so too...
I just figured I could keep it going if I got a promise to meet again out of her. (´･д･`)
I can't find it. I'm on my cell phone right now.
Please.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100350480/
Next thread.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100350480/
I'm sorry, it's not the end yet...
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