Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.
It all started with this...
Part 5:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100099911/
Part 4:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100083129/
Part 3:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099999070/
Part 2:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099839179/
Part 1:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099651701/
After that, Molester Man and Miss Understanding go to a coffee lounge where Molester Man explains himself and manages to clear her suspicion of him. They proceed to have lunch together and then go home.
That night, Molester Man starts the first thread and almost fucks everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow manages to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.
On the second day, Miss Understanding calls Molester Man and picks him up. They then meet up with Glasses and head to the police station together. At the police station, Miss Understanding, Glasses and even the policemen apologize to Molester Man.
Later that day, he has omelets for lunch with Miss Understanding. She asks Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but he has to leave early because of his part-time job.
He tells her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she doesn't seem too euphoric about it.
Third day: Molester Man gets crab delivered from Glasses, two hair crabs and one snow crab.
So he calls Glasses to thank him, and finds out that Glasses is a real bro.
While Molester Man is out buying alcohol like a faggot, a miracle happens. Miss Understanding sends him an e-mail saying that she wants his advice on the next day.
Fourth day: When Molester Man arrives at the family restaurant Miss Understanding works at, she introduces Kansai to him and the three of them, no, Molester Man and Kansai have a fun chat.
After that, Molester Man exchanges e-mail addys with Kansai and Loli, and right now, he's having more fun sending e-mails back and forth with Kansai than with Miss Understanding.
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: I'm a third-rate university student and I live alone
Height: 163cm
Weight: 50kg
Looks: In the "Rate my face" thread, I was told I look normal. In aquariums, I can easily get in with a ticket for middle-schoolers, that's how much of a babyface I have.
Dating history: Ever since second grade in middle school, I've dated countless women, each more beautiful than the last.
Amongst others, I've had relationships with maid robots, childhood friends and vampires... in dating sims.
Miss Understanding
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: Freelance part-timer, apparently works in a family restaurant and lives alone.
Height: Approx. 155cm? Quite a bit smaller than me and that's not easy.
Weight: Approx. 45kg? Very little in any case.
Looks: She'd probably get a standard score of 60 to 70 in the "Rate my face" thread. She's cute and has a babyface too.
Dating history: I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already.
That means, the stalker thing must have happened quite recently.
The stalker sneaked into her apartment, among other things.
Age: In his twenties?
Occupation: Works in some trading company. Probably a salesman.
Height: Approx. 170cm? Didn't look that tall to me.
Weight: Approx. 60kg? Rather skinny.
Looks: I think he'd get at least a standard score of 60 in the "Rate my face" thread. He's what you'd call a young and attractive salaryman.
Dating history: Umm... most likely not a virgin.
Loli Jugs
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student? Works at a family restaurant.
Height: Approx. 155cm? About the same as Miss Understanding.
Weight: Approx 50kg? Has quite the rack. So big that if she tried to catch a grounder rolling along the infield and looked down, she wouldn't see the ball with her boobs in the way and let it roll right through her legs.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? Is just as child-faced as Miss Understanding. Cute too.
Dating history: I don't have a clue, but I'm sure she's at least dated a guy or two.
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student, works at a family restaurant. Lives together with her family.
Height: Approx. 165cm? Might be taller than me. If I'm lucky, we're about the same height.
Weight: Approx. 50kg? Rather slim. Her bewbs are normal sized.
Looks: Might get a score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? She's more pretty than cute.
I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already. She said she has a serious attitude towards love.
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│
┗━━━━━┛ ..│.........│
│ .│.........│
Same part-time job ....│.........│
│ .↓.........│
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）...←――――――――┐
↑ ↑ ↑──────────If possible seicross ──────┘↑ ......│ ↑ ....│
│ │ ┌────────────────────┘ ......│ Happened to be around and intervened .│
│ Best friends? E-mailing like crazy ...│ Sent crab as a token of apology ..│
│ ↓ │ ........│ │ Bakatono
│ Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross────────┘.. Glasses ←────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Tits! Tits!
⊂彡
Identity: Unknown
Current situation: The stalker has stolen Miss Undie's used napkins, sneaked into her room and so on....
We don't know the details, but it seems like he hasn't laid hands on her yet.
The police's reaction:
They increased the patrols in her neighborhood. Though I think she might have lost quite some of her credibility when she mistook OP for a molester.
Crab curry!
Why is Loli Jugs the only one in a box highlighted with a star?w
Thanks!
In case you missed it, guys, it looks like there's no need to worry so much about the stalker anymore.
つCrab
(´-`).｡oO( I give up. )
(´･д･`) Eh? Why not?
What makes you think so?
In case you forgot, the stalker is the only thing that connects you to Miss Undiew
Hey, that's still up to debate, isn't it?
If there is no need to worry about the stalker, then that means they don't need you anymore, you know? Is that okay with you?
More like the other way round...
Is >>1 = the stalker?
Ehhhh (ﾟДﾟ)y─┛~~
Ω ΩΩ Wha-What did you sayーーーーー!?
Kansai is trying to hook you up with Miss Undie, right?
So maybe it was Kansai who came up with the stalker story to get you two to meet.
The problem is that Miss Undie is still as worried about the stalker as befoooooooooooooooore!
That's not acceptable though.
If this was a novel, the main motif of the novel would be a love that is born from fighting a stalker together! You can't just call it off now!
Despite all that, the molester is still on the move.
I'd say it's only a matter of time now until he gets caught.
I thought he spilled his protein juice in her room and left.
Thanks, TBS.
You on the move?w You haven't done anything worth noting so farw
>>1
Crabs.
Weren't you going to impress her with your manliness?
This is so lame.
We don't need another thread of this.
－－－－－－－－－－－－－Thread over－－－－－－－－－－－－－
Why didn't you say that earlier?w
This is probably why OP isn't worried about Miss Undie not needing him anymore now.
How are you on the move?
We have yet to see you actually do somethingw
Maybe Miss Understanding didn't want to talk about it in detail with a guy?
Don't worry about it.
Actually, I had a feeling I'd have to start the next thread, so I had copied all template posts into a notepad and was already prepared.
That's why I was able to pitch in on short notice.
Call Miss Undie and give her mental support.
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.└┤│
.ﾉ 丶ハヽ
（ ( ) ) 。‘) < Off to have dinner.
│| | |と ）
（ ( ) ）ﾉ
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What a random guesswwww
Molester: "I heard it's going to be resolved soon! I'm so glad!"
Miss Undie: ".............................................you really think so? (in a very small voice)"
Just a hunch.
Are you sure she's not still suspecting you?
What a well-prepared personw
Please go out with me.
The stalker problem might get resolved soon, but since Miss Undie is still mentally unstable, Molester should become her boyfriend and support her.
It'll make Miss Undie think
"Even though I'm so worried and troubled...
Mr. Molester isn't taking it seriously..."
finally leading to a wrist cut end.
"It's harder to contact Miss Undie now because of what you said earlier!"
to Kansai for me pleasew
Let the police do their job. You got your own job to do.
For starters, give her a call tonight, then go buy a personal alarm together this weekend.
Btw, OP, you haven't had a real chat with just Miss Understanding and you yet, have you?
That's what we call bad end.
Post a pic of yourself first.
I wouldn't mind that end since it seems like a VIP QUALITY end too.
Quit calling the stalker molester. It's confusing as hell.
What do you think of Miss Undie anyway? There seems to be a good chance that you get to date her, but will you be able to love her?
I honestly can't tell from the attitude you've shown so far.
Will a pic of my nipples do?
A nipple pic is fine too.
Post it.
Well, I would if OP's attitude wasn't so erratic..
Man, your timing is impeccable.
I just happened to come across a picture that kinda resembles her.
ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/786283/786290/
This is what she looks like.
I can't see OP getting a happy end... (´･д･`)
TBS and V4b are madly in love with each other.
Woooooooooooot! And you don't want this beauty as your girlfriend?
She's obviously more lively and better looking than Miss Undie.
I'm surprised she looks exactly as I'd imaginedw
She's quite the looker.
I'd pick her over the Ogura Yuuko look alike Miss Undie anytime.
Whoa.
What's erratic about Molester's attitude?
202 Name:1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 []Date:04/11/11 00:55:53 ID:D50puFV/
Here's what I feel right now...
Miss Understanding is cute and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her.
Kansai isn't my type, but I think she's beautiful and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her.
As for Loli Jugs, her jugs are in the way, but she's cute and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her too...
But Jeans Mate? Really?
Dude, compose yourself.
That's just a model OP picked who kinda resembles Kansai. Doesn't mean she's really as lively as that.
You're picking Miss Undie over that babe...? You're living the dream, aren't you?w
That is VIP QUALITY.
You don't think Kansai actually looks like this, do you? You made me laugh.
Kansai Woman looks like
ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/786283/786290/
One more:
494 Name:VIPPER [] Date:04/11/11 13:07:39 ID:SV5emRp6
>>489
Which would you choose? Miss Undie with lots of baggage? Or Kansai who's easy to get along with?
I would go with Kansai.
505 Name:1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 [] Date:04/11/11 13:13:05 ID:D50puFV/
(omitted)
>>494
Uhh, that's a difficult question. But since I'm not in love yet, I'd like to go with whatever has a higher rate of success.
I don't mind if it's a bit more difficult, as long as it's more promising... is what I think.
You should show her that you want to help her because you're worried even with the police working on the case.
Even with the police on the case, she needs your help to fight off the stalker! I'm sure of it!
I think the shopping tour is a great idea. She's probably done something of the sort already, but there are so many different kinds of self-defense products, I'd say it's worth a shot.
I'm gonna die before something new happens!!
ID:V4bJ6oqI is going to post a picture of his nipple anytime soon. Hang in there a little longerw
And walk her home tonight.
You could borrow a wideband receiver from them and check her room for listening devices.
I found it in the "Fashion for small guys" thread.
Here:
ttp://up.isp.2ch.net/up/d6dc4240cb00.JPG
Think about where to go after the shopping in Akiba.
A trendy cafe, for instance.
No, she seems like a lively girl from her e-mails.
In the worst case, she's just a slut, though.
In any case, write Miss Undie an e-mail or call her as soon as her shift ends.
All you need to do now is give her a little push imo.
Just don't go berserk! Please!
Don't panic, don't get impatient, and don't get clingy.
Hahaha You little...
A lovely nipple!
It's hereｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ
It's hereｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ
"You're at work right now, right?
I've been doing some thinking since last time. Remember how we were talking about meeting up for lunch this weekend?
Do you have any self-defense products?
If not, would you like to go look for some with me?
I'll write you about when and where we could go once your shift ends."
Write her this.
Oh, I see.
My dick is diamonds now.
Tell Miss Undie you have to check for wiretaps and enter her room!
It's risky, but worth it because it boosts your intimacy!
That means, Akiba is at least a half an hour's train ride away.
Can you keep a conversation going that long?
But then again, sitting around silently is VIP QUALI-
Ah, sorry for going off-topic there.
Please do go on.
What a pretty nipplew
But not pretty enough to make me fall for you!w
Forget about going to Akihabara, seriously.
"Mr. Molester, you seem to know the way. Do you often come to this... place?"
"W-Well, yeah, sometimes."
"................creep. (in a very small voice)"
Okay, then from now on, I'm going to polish my nipples everyday.
And when they've become so pretty that I can proudly say they're the prettiest in the world, I'm going to ask for your hand again. Wait for me.
What a pretty solar plexus. Wanna do it?
Plus, this time, the main character is after sex like a rhino in mating season.
Makes me kinda happy.
What does she need self-defense products for when she's got you to protect her? Right, OP?
Once your nipples manage to surpass the beauty of my nipples, I'll let you have me like a man.
Don't expect me to post a picture of my nipples though.
I'll be waiting. <3
The names are great toow
The characters are called Molester Man, Miss Undie, Glasses, Kansai and Loli Jugs.
Thanks.
I'll wash my anus and wait for you.
Hahaha You little...
Here's the ultimate pick-up line for you.
"I wanna be your personal alarm."
"I wanna push your personal alarm."
OP doesn't have the purity and innocence of Train Manw
He even argues a lot with the people in his thread which Train Man never did.
On the other hand, Train Man is way too pure and innocent to relate to.
Whoops, you were around?
Sorryw
Which thread? Link us to it!
How much does it cost to install one of those?
He's only pretending to be a social outcast.
No, I just figured that, since he stopped posting, he might be posting in a thread about Uniqlo (dunno if there are threads like that) or somethingw
Put your PENIS in her PUSSY～～～♪
You know, I don't think Molester was referring to an actual door lock.
I think the door lock is some kind of sexual innuendo.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099756382/
That's the Fashion Leader thread!!
You are the stalker.
All you have to do is unscrew the old door lock and change the lock cylinder inside the door. The rest is a piece of cake.
All you need is one Phillips screwdriver. But make sure to Google whether the lock will fit her door first though.
"I wanna break open your lock with my index finger."
Excuse me... You dropped this.
.∧__,,∧
（´・ω・`）
(つ夢と）
｀ｕ―ｕ´
That is VIP QUALITY.
http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/
I'm going on a trip to South Korea tomorrow and I'll be gone for at least a month.
That's why I have a favor to ask of you because I know you have a kind heart.
Please make a summary website with an archive of all these threads so that, when I'm back from South Korea, I can read about this hopeless guy >>1's fate without missing out on anything.
I will make sure to show my appreciation.
Let's see...
Well, if you have any requests, anything, feel free to tell me when I'm back.
I'll be counting on you.
can someone with 220,000 yen on his bank account be called poor?
Does he pay 150,000 yen for rent or what?
I miss >>1's berserker streaks.
You're poor if you don't have enough savings to get by at least 3 months without working.
At least post a provisional schedule for the next few days!
Hope 500 is a nice guy then.
Btw, when is Miss Understanding's shift going to end today?
(´-`).｡oO( Crab so yummy )
That goes for students too?
As for my plans for today, I'm thinking of e-mailing or calling Miss Understanding.
I need to come up with a strategy on how to handle any calls or e-mails from Loli Jugs and Kansai though.
Oh yeah, OP is a student. It depends on how much support he gets from his parents, I guess...
You can't call him poor if his parents pay everything for him, i.e. the rent, the energy bill and even the food expenses.
↑ Raise your hand if you fapped to the Kansai look-alike!
ノ
What do you need a strategy for?w
You'll be just fine with your excellent handling skillswww
Alright, everyone, let's come up with a concrete strategy then.
■ Loli Jugs
- What OP should aim for:
- Taboo topics:
- What OP should talk about when he's out of topics:
■ Kansai
- What OP should aim for:
- Taboo topics:
- What OP should talk about when he's out of topics:
Get to work, guys.
Don't forget to show her that you're worried about Miss Undie.
（ ・∀・） Call Miss Undie♪
（ ⊃┳⊃
ε(＿)ﾍ⌒ヽﾌ
（ （ ・ω・） Coo coo
≡≡≡ ◎―◎⊃⊃
- What OP should aim for:
- Taboo topics: Spanking the monkey
- What OP should talk about when he's out of topics: Work
■ Kansai
- What OP should aim for:
- Taboo topics: People who use the Kansai dialect in the Internet are retarded
- What OP should talk about when he's out of topics: Bakatono and stuff
- What OP should aim for:
- Taboo topics: Big boobs
- What OP should talk about when he's out of topics:
■ Kansai
- What OP should aim for:
- Taboo topics:
- What OP should talk about when he's out of topics: Bakatono
Feel free to add stuff.
- What OP should aim for: Remind her that she's a friend of Miss Undie too and have her support Miss Undie however she can.
- Taboo topics: Tits! Tits!
- What OP should talk about when he's out of topics: Did you watch Bakatono?
- What OP should aim for: A titty fuck
- Taboo topics: Big boobs, loli
- What OP should talk about when he's out of topics: Crab
■ Kansai
- What OP should aim for: An Okonomiyaki date
- Taboo topics: People who use the Kansai dialect in the Internet are retarded
- What OP should talk about when he's out of topics: Bakatono
Bakatono mindw
I still love you guys!
Sorry, but after a lot of consideration, I decided not to fap to Kansai until >>1 posts a picture of her as his girlfriend.
ﾉｼ I haven't yet, but she's in my to-fap-to list for this evening.
I tried to fantasize about her, but it just didn't work.
Stop fapping to her!w
NULL POINTER. (￣b￣) stare
Whack! (￣b￣) stare
This so much.
>>108
And if it's to one of the other girls, write a funny e-mail.
ttp://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&q=%E6%98%9F%E9%87%8E%E9%A3%9B%E9%B3%A5&btnG=Google+%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2&lr=
Yeah, this girl resembles her more than Ogura Yuuko.
Write about how the miso soup with crab I had just now didn't taste very good.
I might not be able to do anything other than hearing you out,
but I want to hear the whole story one more time."
Send it.
All of America fapped.
Whoa.
ttp://www.avantgardes.net/hoshino/img/hoshino_l2.jpg
Oh, baby.
http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/4847028260.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Alright, I got it.
I'll take care of Miss Undie from now on.
You go after Kansai without any worries.
Post a look-alike pic of Jugs and the family restaurant too please.
Whoawwwwwwww So fucking cutewwwwwwww
>>1, you lucky bastard!!
Getting titty-fucked by a cute girl like that every night...
What a joytoy. (;´Д｀) pant pant
Crab.
Crab claws.
Eh, she doesn't really resemble her in that picture...
I'm still looking for one for Loli Jugs, but can't find anything.
I was sure I could find one easily since she looks like one of those second-rate gravure idols you see everywhere...
What does Miss Undie look like?
「r',. 、
d ´c`/ Goddammit...
i ' ∋ What a lucky bastard...
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Count me in. When are we doing this?
Read OP's post again carefully.
I read it carefully, retard. Die, you jobless bum.
When is Miss Undie's shift ending today?
>>187
＿＿＿＿＿
┃￣￣￣二二）
￣￣￣┗＼;;;;＼
ヽ━ヽ
Feel free to use this.
Shut up, retard.
Her face definitely resembles Matsumoto Marika though...
http://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip313.gif
.｡:*:ﾟ:｡:+ﾟ*:ﾟ｡*:+｡::｡ﾟ+:。
.:+ﾟ:｡:*ﾟ:+ﾟ*:｡*ﾟ ﾟ*(ﾉД`)ﾉ Share some of your happiness with me!
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:。; ／
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Ma-Matsumoto Marika... Rikku's voice actress... pant pant
Alright! Time to fap to >>187
Added to the template posts.
According to OP, Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) resembles this girl.
ttp://www.avantgardes.net/hoshino/img/hoshino_l2.jpg
Write her that you're going to call her later.
Kansai was disappointed that you only wrote an e-mail to her yesterday instead of calling her.
Be more assertive. For now, write
"You must be at work right now. Can I call you later? There's something I want to talk to you about.
Please tell me when I can call.".
Then talk to her on the phone about the shopping for self-defense products, the lunch this weekend and whatever else comes to your mind.
I'm so jelly...
Why aren't there any girls like that in my life..........
click ､;y=ｰ( ﾟдﾟ)･∵.POW
Guess Loli Jugs isn't anything special looks-wise.
You win no matter who you pick WTF!!!!!!!!
I can't believe OP ignored this!!
it's all downhill from now on.
Get used to it already.
Huh? My screen looks blurry all of a sudden...
Happens all the time.
I think it's moe how you patiently waited 120 posts before complaining about it.
Yeah, I kinda knew he'd ignore it... orz
I'll try to get used to it...
"I ordered a PC, but only got the display delivered first."
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099555293/
Should I simply write her a short e-mail like "Are you working right now? Can I call you later?" for now?
Add "There's something I want to talk to you about." at the end.
Ok.
I know it's sad, but it's a notebook screen...
Pics or it's not true.
I think you should just send >>108 as it is.
It's safer to spell out everything for women like her.
Right.
OP's getting smarter at this.
Σ（´Д｀ You want OP to send her the display thread!?
Well, why not. Maybe she'd like it.
No, it's a display shaped like a notebook.
|1/ |1/
／￣￣￣｀ヽ、
/ ヽ
/ ⌒ ⌒ |
| （●） （●） | Mr. Molester Man.
/ |
/ |
（ ＿ |
（ヽ、 / ）|
| ｀`ー――‐''"| ヽ|
ゝ ノ ヽ ノ
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
|1/ |1/
／￣￣￣｀ヽ、
/ ヽ
/ ⌒ ⌒ |
| （●） （●） | Just felt like calling you. Problem?
/ |
/ |
（ ＿ |
（ヽ、 ノ / ）|
| ｀`ー―－‐''"| ヽ|
ゝ ノ ヽ ノ
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
Okay, I've made some changes.
"Are you working right now? I've been doing some thinking since yesterday. Remember how we were talking about meeting up for lunch this weekend?
I heard the police is actually doing something now, but I figured you need to be able to protect yourself to a certain extent.
Do you have any self-defense products? If not, would you like to go look for some with me?
Please send an e-mail or call me when you're free after work."
Is this good?
>Are you working right now?
Is this line necessary?
If she's working right now, she won't be able to read your e-mail anyway.
That makes you sound like you're not going to go look for self-defense products if she already has one.
I heard the police is actually doing something now, but I figured you need to be able to protect yourself to a certain extent.
Do you have any self-defense products? If not, would you like to go look for some with me?
Please send an e-mail or call me when you're free after work. The VIPPERs are looking forward to it too."
Why do you get so passive at the very end of your e-mail?
Just ask her if you can call her after work.
It's just a way to start the e-mail.
If you're going to change it, change it for the better!
I heard the police is actually doing something now, but I figured you need to be able to protect yourself to a certain extent.
Do you have any self-defense products? If not, would you like to go look for some with me?
Let's talk about this via e-mail or on the phone when you're free after work."
Alright, I sent it.
Well, it's Molester we're talking about, so it doesn't matter anyway.
I just wish he'd listen to the VIPPERs' advice at least once.
Well, it's okay, I guess. For a start.
http://www1.plala.or.jp/kazu721/index.files/ShowLetter.jpg
That's a bad photo of herw
There are better ones. Like the one in the official FFX strategy guide... Doesn't say much to you guys, huh?
Just upload a real pic of her then.
I can see why you wouldn't want to post pics of Miss Undie and Kansai, but pics of Loli Jugs should be okay.
Why are pics of Loli Jugs okay?w
Are you really gonna go to Akiba?
Is there any other place with as many stores selling self-defense products?
A spray.
An extendable baton against knives.
A transmitter.
Going to Akiba is not a good idea.
"So Mr. Molester is an Akiba otaku.........................creep. (in a very small voice)"
For me, Akiba is a place that only exists for anime, loli and computer otakuw
But they're going there for self-defense products this time.
It should be fine as long as OP doesn't let it show that he's used to going there.
Plus, you're probably more likely to find things like that in Akiba.
I think there was one in the shape of a key chain for about 1500 yen.
It's supposed to be quite strong too.
They sell self-defense products too, but also all kinds of other stuff,
so you shouldn't have any problems finding something to talk about there.
One of those cool batons policemen use.
This.
This so much.
IIRC, it was about how to create an opening to run away from someone.
I enjoy this uncertain phase before you start dating much more.
Things gets lame as soon as you start dating.
A spray, on the other hand, immobilizes you for several minutes even if it's not a full hit.
Which is why I'd always recommend a spray.
Eh? Why do I know all this, you ask?
If it's a stun gun you want, wouldn't Ameyoko be a better choice than Akiba?
You experienced it all first hand, huh?
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Guess it depends on where in Akiba you go to though.
It's cheaper too.
I didn't know they had a good selection of self-defense products, but if they do, it's probably a better idea to go there.
I'm glad I didn't jump the gun... Tokyu Hands, it is!
I just figured they do.
Btw, mail order is an option too.
ttp://cherryblossom.chu.jp/bouhanmall/
It probably depends on the size of the store too.
But they seem to have self-defense products.
ttp://www.h3.dion.ne.jp/~gosin/
It's the website I linked to in the last thread.
I know they sell alarms, but you'll probably have to go to Akiba for the spray or order it online.
Stalking doesn't cause any direct harm to the victim, but indirect mental damage through fear. Am I right or what?
I'm looking at their floor guide right now, but I don't see any.
Any fine gentlemen from Tokyo here who could enlighten us?
Molester spends his free days in front of his PC browsing 2ch all day.
And what are you going to recommend to her?
I've posted this a couple of times already, but I'd go with a personal alarm.
With a spray or a stun gun, you'd have to actually confront your enemy. No way Miss Understanding could pull that off.
That's it!
Sometimes it's just more reassuring to at least have a means of self-protection ready.
There are stores in Shinjuku that sell self-defense products. Don't know the names though.
It's not for confronting the stalker of her own accord, it's for when he suddenly attacks her.
She'd have to have it ready at all times, but she should feel safer just by having it with her.
Molester Man's extendable baton, of course.
Maybe it was fake, but I saw a stalker and a boyfriend having an argument on TV the other day. It went like
Boyfriend: "Could you please stop following her around?"
Stalker: "No way."
Boyfriend: "Quit messing around!"
Stalker: "You're the one who's messing around! I'm the right guy for her! Break up with her!"
It was an unsightly fight.
How much is 180,000 volts?
Self-defense products are fine, but aren't you at least going to recommend to her to get her keys changed?
Give it to her as a present.
I think she should just run away if he suddenly attacks her...
And only fight if running isn't an option.
↑ Looks like Tokyu Hands does have self-defense products.
It's a store in Sapporo thoughw
Boyfriend uses force.
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Boyfriend gets arrested on assault charges.
Yeah, there's no use talking to a stalker who thinks he's in the right.
But if Miss Undie's stalker was someone like that, wouldn't he leave more messages and the like at her place?
But well, I think I've seen stalkers on TV who gave up after just a bit of talking to too.
Also, prepare some topics to talk about while you're going shopping.
I doubt a delicate woman like her could outrun a grown man.
And once he catches her, there isn't much she can do to shake him off.
The self-defense products aren't there for actually beating an attacker, but for creating an opening to run.
Is what I think.
Something to talk about while shopping? Well, there's always crabw
There's all kinds of stalkers, I guess.
>>333
I think it's most important to try to avoid that kind of situation altogether.
Having to fight should be the absolute worst case scenario. The question is if she's even prepared to fight if worst comes to worst.
Until you go "Actually, Nausicäa is the best! (;´Д｀) pant pant" and blow it.
She wants a guy who she can trust and who listens to her problems andasdfghjkl;
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The Ookami are going crazy because of Morning Musume's appearance on Utaban today.
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>>18
That's it!
Don't you think that scene with the Ohms is pure tentacle porn?
Why do you only reply quickly when it's about stuff like that?
Just saying.
So, what are you going to talk about? Howl's? Ohms?
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There's also Don Quijote if you have a car.
...going to an army shop would be an option too.
She sprays the stalker with the spray in her left hand, then hits him on the head with the baton in her right hand.
Once he crouches down holding his head, she uses the stun gun on his neck from behind! Until he doesn't move anymore!
Like this?
An army shop?
Do you want OP to kill the stalker or what?w
Self-defense products and military goods are pretty similar if you think about it.
Isn't it pretty difficult to talk on a train?
Last time in the family restaurant, I used up almost all of the topics I had in stock.
The more he becomes a normalfag, the more he'll have to spice things up to keep things interesting.
There's a convenience store 30 seconds walking distance from your place, isn't there?
Go read a few magazines.
Hang in there.
I'll be praying for you that the travelling times will be short.
Read up on websites about self-protection and anti-stalking measures and fill your head with knowledge.
We don't want to make her fight. Like I said, it's just so she can create an opening to run away.
He grabs her, but she's got a stun gun ready in her hand! She gives him an electric shock! Oh wait, he grabbed her, so she gave herself an electric shock too!
Huh? Maybe this isn't such a good idea, after all?
when you ever write an e-mail to Loli Jugs, could you add the line
"I have no regrets for the life I've lived."
somewhere at the end? (´･д･`)
She uses the spray on him! The stalker goes ARGHHH! She makes a run for it and flees into a store nearby!
>>Molester Man
Finally changed your name, huh?w Hang in there. And don't forget to introduce Kansai to me.
OK, leave it to me! If I ever get an e-mail from her and we start exchanging e-mails, I'll make sure to add it.
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Don't they sell any batons that are also stun guns?
>>1 I hope you've come up with a good ending for this.
It's time you gave us something new to work with...
If you buy a baton or a stun gun, you'll have to actually fight the stalker and you don't want that.
Google "stun baton".
Just caught up with you guys.
So, what are you guys talking about now?
We're taking a break. My guess is that Molester's going to call Miss Undie next.
What's more, the whole thing's been a real mess right from the beginning.
And yet I'm totally addicted to this thread.
Izumiya Shigeru is hilariousw
Ohh, thanks!
I still think they should practice using the self-defense products after buying them.
You teach them how to use them then.
Then volunteer as a test subject so they can test them on you.
Like they say, better safe than sorry. When Molester isn't around, no, when no one is around to help, she won't have anyone to rely on but herself.
Thinking realistically instead of idealistically, she'll simply need a means of self-protection.
It'd be great, of course, if the stalker gave up just because of a loud alarm, but what if he doesn't?
(´･д･`) I'll try googling for it on my cell phone...
I hate this...
(PД`q)ﾟ.BAAAAAAAAAAWWWW
(´-`).｡oO( Things would be so much easier if my PC hadn't died... )
What's going on?
http://www.armor11.com/item/face2.html
Neither Molester nor Miss Undie can afford anything expensive.
All in all, the spray is the safest choice.
but I'm more worried that Miss Undie might be starting to think
"Mr. Molester is just a harmless nice guy."
about you.
I just got home from work too.
Looks like the situation hasn't really changed since the last thread ended.
OP's still waiting for a call then, huh...
then even Molester might be able to date her with little effort.
At least, that's how it went for me.
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It's fine if she can run away during the 10 seconds, but she'll need a weapon if that's not an option.
Then you'll just have to punch him in the face in the 10 seconds until his head comes off.
Btw, there's something else OP should do for her. He should take her somewhere and cheer her up a little.
It's definitely better than making her more afraid by buying her self-defense products.
http://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%B3%E8%AD%A6%E6%A3%92&hl=ja&lr=&c2coff=1&sa=N&tab=iw
Well, when I try to imagine Miss Undie's state of mind when she gets attacked by the stalker,
I can only see one thing happening...
She reaches for the spray in her bag, but can't find it! Then she tries to run, but her legs are frozen with fear!
In the end, when push comes to shove, it all boils down to courage and quick wits.
May Molester turn into the biggest lady-killer!
If OP were to punch the stalker seriously, I'm afraid he might kill him because he doesn't know how to hold back... shake shake
That would be a bad end, wouldn't it? (´･д･`)
It's one of the many reasons why this feels made up.
So what Miss Undie needs now is not a weapon but someone to comfort her.
Molester's job is to cure Miss Undie's trauma. And we should be discussing how.
That is VIP QUA-
It's exactly because I'm a loser, who's never talked to other women before, that I'm able to remember this much. It's how I explain it to myself.
Besides, it's not like I remember the whole conversation. I just try to recreate the parts I remember well from memory.
I mean, this thread doesn't exist only for >>1, it's our fantasy land too.
Plus, OP never said he remembers the conversations word for word.
I see.
If OP doesn't do anything, it'll go like:
The stalker gets arrested → Miss Undie thanks OP for everything → Sayonara
The end. (´･д･`)
Oh well, in that case...
Kick him in the nuts, stuff him in a box, and ship him express to Iraq in a refrigerated container.
In the end, self-defense products, be it an alarm or a spray, are mere consolation too. That's why she should feel safer the more of them she has with her.
>>392
In most cases, when you get attacked all of a sudden, you panic and your mind goes blank, rendering you unable to do anything.
>>399
If whether you want to take part in this thread or not depends on whether it's real or fake, it's better you don't.
We don't need someone telling us it's fake because of every little thing.
As for why he remembers the conversations, maybe he tried to memorize them so he can report them in the thread? Or he remembers them that well BECAUSE he's not used to talking to women.
And even if this was fake, we'd be fine with it.
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│
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Same part-time job ....│.........│
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Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）...←――――――――┐
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│ │ ┌────────────────────┘ ......│ Happened to be around and intervened .│
│ Best friends? E-mailing like crazy ...│ Sent crab as a token of apology ..│
│ ↓ │ ........│ │ Bakatono
│ Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross────────┘.. Glasses ←────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)
Miss Undie look-alike: ttp://www.avantgardes.net/hoshino/img/hoshino_l2.jpg
Kansai look-alike: ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/786283/786290/
http://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/img10491707470.jpeg
I remembered something after seeing this.
Isn't it possible that Glasses and Miss Undie still have some sort of relation with each other?
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That would unlock the secret Chief route.
Glasses isn't really acquainted with Miss Undie, so if he were to contact someone, he'd contact Molester, wouldn't he?
But Miss Undie was saying that Glasses is being too persistent...
I don't think Glasses had any bad intent though. Bet it's just Miss Undie worrying too much.
http://houjicha.mxx.jp/up/img/img20041111221040.jpg
Molester sends the stalker into a frenzy with his usual thoughtless utterances → The next day's newspaper headline: "A man and a woman brutally massacred."
The title of the book should be "Molester Man and Miss Understanding".
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In other words, he might still be writing e-mails to her.
Uho!
Post a pic of your ears next.... Oh, you're not taking any requests, are you?
What's the use of having many self-defense products? The ideal should be to not fight at all.
And you guys aren't taking the stalker into account. If he turns out be proficient at some sort of martial arts,
an amateur, no, a fragile woman cowering in fear and unable to move won't stand a chance even with a weapon in her hand.
Considering the opinions in the thread and the low budget, a personal alarm and a spray should be enough. There's no need to buy a stun gun imo.
Also, tell Miss Understanding to wear shoes that are easy to run in and to stick to streets with many people.
"I'm sorry, I don't have any time this weekend. I already have an appointment on Saturday and I have to work on Sunday...
I'm very sorry."
AHAHAHAHAHAHA She must have something against me after all!
That's the only option. And if Miss Undie's place is in an area with low pedestrian traffic,
Molester will just have to walk her home.
You're right. Avoiding empty streets as much as possible is a good advice.
Nipples out of fucking nowhere━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
For instance, convenience stores and other stores that are open 24/7.
The first negative e-mail in a while.
Something like "It's okay, it's okay.", so I don't lose any brownie points?
>an appointment on Saturday
It's Glasses.
No, I doubt it's Glasses... Maybe it's her boyfriend...
Go hang out with Kansai to take your mind off Miss Undie.
"Is that right? It's a pity since I was looking forward to talking to you Miss Undie, but I guess we'll just have to postpone it for another time."
How about something like this?
Miss Undie and Kansai don't have boyfriends.
We don't know about Loli Jugs yet.
Looks good!!
No one will have anything to complain about this, right?
The longer I look at her e-mail, the more it seems to say "You're creeping me out. Please don't write any e-mails anymore". Is it just me?
none of what Kansai said would make any sense anymore.
Therefore, I don't think she has one.
Like you'd care even if we had something to complain about it.
"I see. Can't do anything about it if you already have an appointment.
I just figured we should discuss it as soon as possible since it concerns your safety, Miss Undie.
Let's meet up the next time you're free.
Hope you're not too tired from work."
But you were going to talk about self-defense, right?
Isn't it a bit strange to look forward to talking about self-defense...?
I see.
Who could it be then...
Is it time for the chief's first appearance!? (ﾟДﾟ)y─┛~~
Of course I'd care!!
So, no one's against it? Do I send it?
"Oh, okay. Can't help it then. Let's do it another time!"
Reply with something short like this!
Your e-mails are always too long and stiff, Molester!
Just a little, okay?
http://houjicha.mxx.jp/up/img/img20041111223042.jpg
I might be better off sending that one...
is what I wanted to post, but PHONE CALL!
>since it concerns your safety, Miss Undie
sounds almost like a threat to me.
Sorry that I've been doing nothing but complaining in my last two posts.
Can't you just call her?
I lol'd.
(´-`).｡oO( This is so exciting. )
(in a very small voice)
There's definitely something wrong with her view of men.
Put Kansai to good use!
Like I said, it's mere consolation. Be it an alarm or a spray, she won't be able to use it when shit gets real anyway. Even if she managed to use an alarm, it won't be very effective.
On the contrary, it's more likely that it'll only enrage the stalker and expose her to even more danger. Think someone will come to help her because they heard an alarm? Hell no. Think it'll scare off the stalker? In your dreams.
Crabses is a stalker, but his target is Molester, not Miss Undie.
There's a listening device planted in one the crabs he sent.
I can't bear to watch him.
That is VIP QUA-
Miss Undie: "..........(in a very small voice)"
Molester: "Pardon?"
Miss Undie: "............(in a very small voice)"
Molester: "What was that?"
Miss Undie: "............(in a very small voice)"
Molester: "No, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else. I'm God!"
"I'm taking back what I said. I don't want your help after all."
I bet 3000 Piccolette's that it's a call from Molester's parents.
beep beep beep
Miss Undie: "Umm.... Can I stay overnight at your place? (in a very small voice)"
[Miss Undie] I got totally mistaken for a molester [Let's have seicross]
Guys, he's back!
Did you start it?"
It was just two phone calls from a girl today and still... this is fucking crazy!!
Hold on a minute. I can only remember fragments of the conversation, but let me write it down anyway.
Miss Undie: "...........I got a peppermill stuck inside of me... Please come pull it out... (in a very small voice)"
It's far from finished though.
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
Congrats on the royalties!
Crab curry!
WHOOAAAA GOOD FUCKING JOB!
Good job on the summary site.
We have to add this to the templates.
Crab curry!
Hurry the fuck up, Molester!!!
Miss Undie: ".....doing it with Loli Jugs... made me want... your... (in a very small voice)"
The stalker was you all along, huh?"
I saw━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!!!
I bought━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!!!
So cheap━━━━(Дﾟ(○=(ﾟ∀ﾟ)=○)Дﾟ)━━━━━!!!
I'll send you crab.
The pot.
"Yooo!"
............I lower my cell phone from my ear and stare at its display. It says "Miss Understanding".
"...what's up, Kansai?"
"You sure don't waste any time, do you?"
"Hmm? What do you mean?"
"You sent Miss Understanding an e-mail already! Is this the manliness you were talking about?"
"Eh? How come you know about it!? Did Miss Understanding tell you?"
From what I can hear in the background, she seems to be outside and not alone either.
"She let me read it! A weekend date, huh?"
"It's not a date!"
"So you do like her."
"I said, it's not like that."
"Meh, whatever, I'm giving the phone back to her."
This is about how it went. There was something going in the background, but I couldn't make out anything.
Miss Undie: "...................Crabses (in a whispering voice)"
Congrats!
Kansai read all your e-mails from yesterday.
That's a good omen!
Here's the perfect thread for you:
"I think I just shit my pants..."
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1100092243/
You win. I got confessed to on the third day.
I got confessed to by a total stranger! You can't beat this!
Crab curryw
Did you just dig out a thread about shitting your pants in only one minute? What is wrong with you?
Hmm? You gave birth to crab curry out of your ass?
Congrats.
Random posts like this are more entertaining than the actual story. That is VIP QUALITY.
Kansai seems to be the meddlesome aunt type.
I just love that type of girlsw
Wanna know what's going on in the background?
They're all laughing about your e-mails.
You actually went and made a summary site... Thanks!!
"Hello?"
"Miss Understanding? Are you on your way home from work?"
"Yes, with the girls from the same shift."
"I see... And why did Miss Kansai call me?"
"Well, I told her about the e-mail you sent..."
"Ah, I see... Sorry for suggesting something like that when you're so busy."
"That's not it... Umm... We can go this weekend if the other girls can join us."
"Huh?"
"You see, I had promised Miss Kansai, Loli and Yamaoka (dunno who it is) to go out with them on Saturday."
"Ahh, then you already had an appointment."
"And Miss Kansai said 'Why don't we ask Mr. Molester to come with us?'..."
Wait, did I just unlock the legendary 5-way orgy end?
That's nothing. I got confessed to by a stranger and received a handmade cake!
Calm your tits, there will be no legendary 5-way orgy. At most, you'll be used as a test subject for the stun gunw
Today on my way home from class, I ran into the girl I had a crush on in high school. I hadn't seen her for 3 years.
Our eyes met, but I turned mine away for some reason. ＯＴＬ
I used to have her e-mail address and her cell phone number, but when I sent her an e-mail about a year after I graduated, it didn't reach her.
Guess she got herself a new cell phone.
Even after all that time, my heart still skipped a beat when I saw her today.
Sorry, >>1, I can't help but feel envious of you for how lucky you are.
I'll still root for you from now on though, >>1. Hang in there, >>1!
Holy shit, you're on the legendary Grand Finale route!!
Yamaoka is probably a woman too.
When four friends hang out with each other, it's rarely 3 women and 1 guy.
That goes for you too, >>1. You're gonna have a hard time if you accepted their invitation.
I bet you accepted though.
I'd be scared if some strange woman gave me a cake all of a sudden.
Don't kill yourself.
I'm 100% sure that they're going to leave you two alone at some point.
When they do, hang in there! Hang in there so much! Hang in there like a crab!
They might also drag you to a karaoke bar... Can you sing?
You're just jelly, aren't you?
(*_*、)ヾ(-ω- ) It's okay, bro, it's okay.
I heard personal relations often go both ways.
That means, if you like someone a lot, chances aren't that bad that she likes you back to a certain extent.
There are many exceptions to this rule, of course.
http://www.centforce.com/profile/t_profile/photo/yamaoka.jpg
Yamaoka Sanko?
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No, dumbass, she's a girl with glasses!
I am NOT jelly!! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
Could he be the stalker then?
If it's a guy, he must be quite the guy, seeing how he's taking out three women at once.
OP's gonna get compared to him.
"Seriouslyw"
"Is it really okay for me to join you? Kansai didn't just decide it by herself, did she?"
"No, she didn't. I'm sure it'll be more fun if we all go together.
And it shouldn't be too boring for you since we're going to Shinjuku."
To be honest, I've only read about such trendy places. What's more, I've read about them on 2ch.
"I would gladly join you, but... Is it really okay? Is everyone else okay with it too?"
"Yes, of course. Ah, here's someone who wants to talk to you."
"Hello, good evening."
"??? (didn't know who it is)"
"You're not a member of any club, are you? Then come with us!"
"??? (still didn't know who it is)"
"Hellooo?"
"Yes?"
"Do you recognize me?"
"..................I'm sorry, I don't have a clue."
"I'm Loli Jugs! Don't forget about me!"
I couldn't stop smiling anymore.
Thanks. ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)
Aren't you the ladies man. I'm so jelly... ('A`)
Damn, that sounds like so much fun.
>>551
Thanks for trying to comfort me. (´･ω･`) depressed
Okay, Shinjuku, it is.
I'll be there looking for Loli Jugs.
He's a pain to eat out with.
Regularly starts fights with the restaurant manager or with his father out of the blue.
Pop pop pop pop pop!!!
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Bang bang bang bang bang!!!!!!
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Don't forget to post pics afterwards.
) Can't take it anymore! (
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What is this sorcery? It's like he claimed all the happiness in the world for himself!
I'll find them, stalk them, take pics with my cell phone and post them here. (つ･д･`)
If it turns into a 5-way orgy, do anything you want, but just don't record it on video!
Promise me not to record it. Promise me! Even if it costs you your life, don't record it on video!!!
"That was mean! It was like I was talking to myself!"
"I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you clearly. Must have been my cell phone."
"So, you're coming with us this Saturday, right?"
"I could, but are you sure that I won't just be in the way?"
"Don't worry! We're all very open-minded, so we don't mind at all!"
"But what are we going to a place like Shinjuku for?"
"Eh? To buy self-defense products, no?"
"No, I mean, that's not what you wanted to go there for originally, right?"
"Clothes. We're going to shop for clothes."
"Clothes..."
Taking the train to go shopping for clothes, huh... These people must live in a different world than me... I wonder if there's a Jusco in Shinjuku...
"There's lots of other fun things you can do there, so come with us! You have to come with us! I'm giving the phone back to Kansai! See ya!!"
Somehow she seemed like a different person compared to last time.
Hang in there like a crab, Molester!
Everyone in Shinjuku will be stalking you this Saturday.
Actually, everyone should be looking for the stalker together!
You were here too? ＯＴＬ
ヽ（ﾟ∀ﾟ）人（ﾟ∀ﾟ）ﾉ
All I have to do is look for a group of cute girls + one midget, right?
EEEEEHHH (ﾟДﾟ)y─┛~~
(´-`).｡oO( I'm staying home then... )
It was just a Joudan! A Michael Joudan!
Aren't you glad that this weekend isn't going to be the "end" for you but heaven?
"I'm coming, but..."
"You don't want to?"
"It's not that I don't want to, but..."
"You're so narrow-minded!!"
"I'm broad-minded!!"
"Whatever. I'm giving the phone to Miss Understanding, okay?"
"Hello?"
"Hello."
"Will you come with us?"
"Ah, if it's alright, yes... Thank you."
"No, thank you."
"No, thank you."
"No, thank youw"
"No, thank youw"
What the heck am I doing?
Don't listen to that guy.
On the contrary, snatch the girls away from OP and you get the harem end!
So go do your best and bring back results.
Aren't you lovey-dovey. Shit, I'm so going to Shinjuku with a huge crab sign in my hand.
Gonna make Molester jump at the sight of it.
I followed your ID and read all your posts in this thread. And I must say, I really hope you hang in there.
Hang in there, you ugly freak of nature!
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But I live in Osaka...
I'll be counting on you guys to post pics and vids.
..............you seem to like that pun a lot, but it's lame.
Whatever you do, don't go to the Tokyu Hands in Shinjuku! Just don't!
Do it!
PERSONA!!!
Do want.
You got the Command Prompt in your ID.
Why are you stalking me?
Bu thanks, I'll try to hang in there.
..............and I was pretty confident about it...
But then your little sister comes into your room...
☆-(ノﾟДﾟ)八(ﾟДﾟ )ノ Are you me?
"Good night then."
"Yeah, good nigh-" "Ah, can I talk to him for a sec?"
"Huh? What?"
"I'm handing the phone to Miss Kansai!"
"Eh? Ah?"
Back to Kansai.
"You better thank me for this."
"No way."
"Thanks to me, a midget like you will get to walk around town with a group of girls, you know?"
"I didn't ask for it."
"You should be more grateful to me."
"Thank you, Miss Kansai."
Kansai is a good person...
It'll make it easier for us to find you.
March in Shinjuku singing the song from the Kani Doraku commercial, my VIPPER brothers in Tokyo!
I genuinely laughed.
Miss Understanding falls madly in love with Molester Man's manliness.
Nice to meet you, I'm Kida Taro, the Mozart of Naniwa.
Yeah. I'd prefer the Kansai end too.
That's it!
You got a lot of work to do, OP.
The problem is, do VIPPERs know enough about fashion to give him advice...?
(´-`).｡oO( Chances of meeting them are higher if we stake out in front of Shinjuku Alta. )
However, Shinjuku on weekends is... extremely crowded...
I feel like your fate with Miss Undie will depend on whether Kansai approves of it or not.
But if he goes to a beauty parlor and changes his hair style, Kansai won't let it go unnoticed. She'll totally make fun of himw
The only question is, which one of them will it be?
Will you be able to endure endless hours of agony?
"........yeah."
"Don't take too long to reply to her e-mails."
"Hnngghhh!!"
"Also, persistent e-mails are a no-no."
"........tell her I'm sorry please."
"Tell her yourself."
"Eh? Does she find me annoying?"
"When it comes to your e-mails, yes, she's a bit annoyed."
"Ahh..."
"I forgot to mention that my advice isn't free. Treat me to something next time."
"I'll treat you to beef bowl."
"Domestic beef, okay?"
"More like Aussie beef."
"Okay, that's all from me!!"
"Ah, well, Mr. Molester."
"Ah, yeah. See you on Saturday at 10 am at the station then."
"Yes! Good night."
"Yeah, good night."
This is how the call went. I left out some small talk though.
I think OP belongs to the type of guys who are happy just by being around women.
She thinks OP's e-mails are annoying!
It'd make great fodder for conversation.
Go to a beauty parlor, >>1!
Looks like there's still hope for us.
This might actually be what Kansai HERSELF thinks about Molester's e-mails though.
Yay, she thinks OP's e-mails are annoying!!
Kansai is such a great woman... Oh wait, I forgot I'm a Loli Jugs fan through and through!
Does this mean we're useless now...?
Thank you very much!
For me, it's Kansai all the way.
Crab.
Gotta be crab.
You're right. ＯＴＬ
Well then, you're on your own from now on, Molester.
ノ My vote goes to Kansai too.
Looks like you'll have to be even more careful when dealing with Miss Undie than until now.
I read that as
"I'm a Loli Jugs fag through and through!"
Crab, I think.
Crab.
For me, it's Meganesh all the way.
I have similar conversations with my male buddies all the time.
I wish I had a female BFF though. There, I'm starting to envy OP again.
Same here.
>>102's nipple.
1. Kansai ↑
2. Loli Jugs ↓
3. Miss Undie －
4. Yamaoka (new)
5. Crab ↓
6. Meganesh －
7. Bakatono －
8. Molester Man
There's the problem that the other girls seem to know you're after Miss Undie. There's the question what to wear when you go all the way to Shinjuku to go shopping with them.
It's pretty much impossible to clear the other routes now, and there's also the pressure of talking to Miss Undie while the other girls are looking at you with a huge grin on their lips.
All I can say is, hang in there, OP.
Yamaoka for me.
I know OP's replies were slow because he was on 2ch discussing every e-mail with us, but were his e-mails really that persistent?
Oh hey, haven't seen a rankingfag for a whilew
Yamaoka might be fat though. Hell, Yamaoka might be a guy for all we know.
Crab for me too.
I don't give a damn about any of that.
It's been like five years since I last went somewhere with such a big group of people. And this time, it's a group of girls!
The last time I did something with so many girls must have been in elementary school when we had to work in groups. Do you now get why I'm excited!?
At times, you have to pull back too.
For instance, say "Sorry! Something came up!" and call the Saturday date off.
Good for you. Congrats.
Why don't you write an e-mail to Miss Undie for now and ask her who Yamaoka is?
When I was in high school, I went on a trip with 4 girls just because I happened to be dating one of them.
It wasn't a pleasant experience.
In short, they treated me like I wasn't even there.
Is that why?
OP gets carried away and goes berserk. → Kansai gives him hell.
Kansai's so going to tease OP about it on Saturday.
Machi again?
Now I feel like drinking coffee milk...
http://c.pic.to/3c0bv
Hair crab!
It'd make for a nice Molester Man x Fashion Leader collaboration.
It's Bear Sensei━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!
I couldn't do that even if I were to die tomorrow.
>>698
You're right. When I was on the phone, I was so preoccupied with the conversation that I didn't ask anything about Yamaoka.
I don't even know if it's a man or a woman...
>>700
Like I said, this isn't Machi!
Who's that?
Asari Yoshitoo?
"When it comes to your e-mails, yes, she's a bit annoyed."
"When it comes to your e-mails, yes, she's a bit annoyed."
This is the first picture in this thread that I can see on my cell phone. (PД`q)ﾟ.
I bet you were just annoying as fuck.
I tried it with five girls once.
It felt like a haremwww
Σ（´Д｀ Who the hell!?
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Space Family Carlvinson again!?
Suddenly out of nowhere, the father from Carlvinson! lol
Now you know what kind of guys will be stalking Molester Man the day after tomorrow!
You're saying it was my fault?
It was a traumatic experience for me back then.
Look at me now. I'm a shut-in.
It's Father━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!!
Σ(||ﾟДﾟ) Eeeep
(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))) T-Take this crab. It's all I have. Just spare me my life...
ttp://www.realtek.com.tw/
Go to bed like a good boy.
Kansai would tell you, wouldn't she?
Let me pretend she didn't say that for tonight. I want to fall asleep with this happy feeling in my chest.
ttp://www.avantgardes.net/hoshino/img/hoshino_l2.jpg
Kansai
ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/img10491707470.jpeg
Loli Jugs
http://www1.plala.or.jp/kazu721/index.files/ShowLetter.jpg
Yamaoka
ttp://www.centforce.com/profile/t_profile/photo/yamaoka.jpg
Molester
http://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip313.gif
So all we have to do is find a group of people that look like this in Shinjuku this Saturday, right?
Whoawwwwwww Too easywwwwwwwwwww
What do we do?
Ehhh (ﾟДﾟﾉ)ﾉ
(´-`).｡oO( I wanna see the four badger-game girls... )
I'm going to bed now. Hope tomorrow will be as exciting as today.
<⌒/ヽ-､___
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ﾉ http://www.teksel.com/realtek/realtek_logo.jpg
I don't think it's something to worry about.
I'm positive that it's just Miss Undie's way of hiding her embarrassment in front of Kansai.
That's like the cast of a TV show or something.
Quite the line-up there.
Yeah, it'll have to wait for tomorrow.
Damn, I'm so hyped right now!!
Isn't the first line of your sleeping Mona AA kinda off? It was like that yesterday too.
Plus, you're the type to make the biggest mistakes when you're excited about something...
When she says she's annoyed by OP's e-mails,
doesn't it mean that she often simply doesn't know what to reply to them?
Maybe she doesn't know how to end the conversation and is annoyed because it goes on longer than necessary.
http://mitleid.cool.ne.jp/log_2001_06.files/23206014.gif
How about writing shorter e-mails that are more to the point from now on?
As far as clothes are concerned, you can't go wrong with Uniqlo!
No, go wearing a sweatsuit!
Airplane Man
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099996226/
I really don't know what to wear... Lately, I've been trying to read fashion-related threads and they all seem to recommend name-brand clothes.
But even if I wanted to buy name-brand clothes, they never have any in size S... Makes me want to cry...
Miss Undie
ttp://www.avantgardes.net/hoshino/img/hoshino_l2.jpg
Kansai
ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/jeansmate/img10491707470.jpeg
Loli Jugs
ttp://www1.plala.or.jp/kazu721/index.files/ShowLetter.jpg
Mr. Yamaoka
ttp://mitleid.cool.ne.jp/log_2001_06.files/23206014.gif
Molester
ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip313.gif
Crab
ttp://www.teksel.com/realtek/realtek_logo.jpg
Okay, KARL KANI sweatsuit it is then.
Seems like AAs get distorted when you post them from your cell phone... Zzz
Why am I still an ape person!?
How about a Gyaru brand to surprise them?
Go dressed up like a Center Guy.
Ask Kansai which celebrity you look like.
Then, and only then, will we change the ape man picture.
...if we feel like it.
>You're gonna get crab delivered to you!
Which one of you faggots was this?w
http://www.moodyz.com/images/actress/haruna_mai/haruna_mai05m.jpg
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It was fun talking to you all about all kinds of things.
And as for the matter you wanted my advice on... How should I put it...
I'll try to help you with all I have.
Please contact me anytime you want."
"I'm relieved that you liked what I ordered for you. I enjoyed myself too.
Today, I wanted to introduce you to Miss Kansai.
I'm glad that you two seem to get along."
"Miss Kansai seems like a very dependable person.
I don't know what I can do for you, but I'll do what I can, so there's no need to be so worried."
"Thank you for worrying about me...
It's really encouraging to hear that as I have been very anxious lately. I'll directly ask you if there's anything."
"Feel free to e-mail me about anything.
Writing e-mails can help you calm down and be a nice distraction too."
"Thank you very much. Hearing that is very will-strengthening (← She actually wrote this. I guess, she really is a bit dumb after all.)
It's already late, so I think I'll go to bed now."
GJ
S-So... annoying!!
Who sent those? With e-mails like that, even a 1000-year-old love would turn coldwwww
http://am.sega.jp/utop/news/img/vf4evo_ote3/r21_01.jpg
Don't make me laugh like an idiot in the middle of the nightw
Thx.
>>766
Sorryw
Are his e-mails really annoying? Should he have said good night after his second e-mail?
Airplane Man didn't get it and was like "Why crab?"w
Whoawwww That kid looks like a super hackerwwww
She must be still suspecting him.
--Is there hope for Business Card Man?--
http://love3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/motenai/1098671544/
We have to be extremely cautious when writing e-mails to her.
Try to write shorter and more cheerful e-mails.
The first post of this thread made me crack up so hardw
No wonder she thinks they're annoying.
I followed that thread too since it had like 10 something postsw
It was quite fun, but man, did it have an awful ending...
It might be better to get to the point more quickly and end the conversation early.
You sure she isn't suspecting you because you seem so unnaturally worried about her?
>Writing e-mails can help you calm down and be a nice distraction too.
Reading the e-mails again, this line wasn't necessary.
I can tell you're in a good moodw
Real men don't write e-mails. They call.
What are you going to wear?
Women are pretty strict judges when it comes to fashion.
...but then again, you're going to have this problem every time you meet them.
Giving up from the beginning is also an option.
If this was a dating sim, I'd want Yamaoka to be a dominant older sister type of girl.
In other words, you want me to show them my undying Uniqlo spirit?
I'm the one who suggested this one. ↓ Back then I thought it was good, but now that I've read it again, it did come out kind of creepy.
I have no choice but to root for you from the shadows from now on. Hang in there and become happy for me.
"Thanks for today. I realized only after I got home that you paid for my lunch... Thank you very much. It was delicious.
It was fun talking to you all about all kinds of things.
And as for the matter you wanted my advice on... How should I put it...
I'll try to help you with all I have.
Please contact me anytime you want."
You'll have a hard time on Saturday if you don't give yourself a makeover.
Women prefer men who are normally rough but can be considerate when something serious happens.
Right now, you're being way too serious and considerate.
It's time to use some of your savings and buy some clothes that are a bit more fashionable.
I bet they want to check out your fashion sense this Saturday.
Why don't you ask her for advice?
Is that you, Fashion Leader!?
Advice on what? Confess to her that he's a virgin and ask her how to lose his virginity?
Even more so if >>1 really looks like ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip313.gif.
At least, your pants and outerwear should be something that's not from Uniqlo, don't you think?
I think Kansai already knows he's a virgin.
Go shopping for clothes with Kansai tomorrow.
That's a shortcut to the Kansai end...
"A virgin like you gets to date a cute girl like me, you know? Shouldn't you be a bit more thankful!?"
Another VIPPER from the Fashion Leader threadwwwwww
You know how people often recommend just wearing a clean, plain jacket + pants to a date?
I think I saw that kind of advice in the Train Man threads too.
It's not bad advice, but I wouldn't recommend it if you don't have the looks for it or can't afford good clothes. It'll only look extremely cheap and dorky.
A parka, T-shirt and jeans combination would be a lot better.
In fact, now that you have Kansai, you don't need this thread anymore.
Miss Understanding must have heard it when Kansai asked you "You like her, don't you?" on the phone, so she must be half okay with it.
I bet Miss Understanding likes you too but doesn't quite dare to trust you yet,
which is why she probably figured she'd decide what to do after showing you to her friends and hearing their opinions.
In other words, you might have a girlfriend this Saturday if you're lucky. I can't believe how lucky you are.
I wish Shinjuku would get attacked by crabs and perish this Saturday.
[That feel when you see someone in town] Let's talk about safe fashion choices [wearing the same clothes as you]
http://life5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/fashion/1098632629/
Also, clothes are important, yes, but the most important thing is a good haircut.
Then go get laughed at by Kansai on Saturday.
Fashion Leader and Molester are the only tripfags on VIP that matter to me.
And they might even be the same person.
In any case, I think OP should wear something that looks natural.
Even if you went all dressed up and got her to go out with you, sooner or later, she'd find out what you usually wear anyway.
What is the best outfit you can put together with your current wardrobe?
You can buy one for 1000 yen at second-hand stores. You wouldn't have to worry about your hair anymore.
Nevertheless, I thought of going to a beauty parlor several times so far, but gave up every time...
Sorry for the serious reply.
- happiness T-shirt
- Uniqlo cardigan
- Levi's jeans
- Nike Air Force 1
If you pull another "I couldn't finish it" like at Pomme-no-ki, they'll think you're a real wuss.
http://www.kaigetu.com/images/echizenkani-04.jpg
If you're a VIPPER, go wearing a Realtek T-shirt!
Make sure to use the line "Here's looking at you, kid." on her.
She'll think you're totally aiming for her pants!
Dress up a bit more than last time if you want, but don't overdo it unless you want to make yourself look like an annoying idiot!
This might be tough for you, but no fapping until Saturday, alright?
The "No Fap Ranking" will help you.
http://yellow.ribbon.to/~todoroki/
Can you sing, Molester Man?
Food. Too much. Can't finish.
If not, buy some extensions and go dressed up as a Center Guy.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>827
The hell is a Center Guy?
http://www.fashion-j.com/mt/archives/000381.html
Post some suggestions, guys. ↓
I hope you can use this as a reference since our heights and weights are very similar.
For pants, you can get decent DEPT, BEAMS or JOURNAL STANDARD ones for about 10,000 yen.
You probably won't have any time to get them shortened, so try to find ones that fit you.
It'd have been optimal if you'd had the time to check out different stores and find a pair of pants that look good on you though.
For T-shirts, any T-shirt should be fine as long as its collar isn't completely worn out. The question is how much of the T-shirt should be visible in your outfit though.
Also, when you choose a color for the T-shirt, choose one that goes well with the color of your pants and your outerwear.
For example, if your overall outfit is more brown or dark blue, a T-shirt of a brighter color would be a good choice.
For outerwear and shoes, try to get ones of good quality.
Normally, I'd recommend rotating 7 to 8 shoes to reduce pain and wear and tear, but that's for another time.
In any case, pay attention to the overall balance of your outfit when you pick clothes.
It might be a good idea to use the pants as the base of the outfit.
That means, look for shoes, shirts and outerwear that go well with the pants.
~(~(,,・ω・)
ttp://www.koubin.co.jp/img/zak/2475.jpg
You'll be fine as long as you got this.
Is that the chorus of Daitokai?
Damn right.
I'm so jelly, Molester Man!
Molester Man at work, Molester Man at home... I can't take my eyes off >>1 anymore...
Btw, don't forget that you're just a poor student, OP.
Of course, you should dress up neatly, but it's lamer to pretend to be more than you are.
What video game cover?
I think it'd be best to go wearing what you normally wear.
If you're lucky, Kansai will point out that you're always wearing the same kind of clothes.
"I don't have many clothes." → "Maybe I should get myself new clothes too." → "But my fashion sense sucks, so please pick out clothes for me." → Have the girls pick out clothes for you.
You can kill at least an hour with this.
http://jiten.www.infoseek.co.jp/Kokugo?col=KO&pg=result_k.html&qt=%BA%FA&sm=1&lc=2&lp=0&svp=SEEK&item=MAIN,NODE,177524
That's exactly the turn of events I had in mind.
Hang in there then, >>1.
Here we go with the seafood again...
http://up.nm78.com/data/up023726.jpg
I quickly made something.
Miss Undie is so cheap...
Shut up and take my money!!!!!!!
I lol'd at Molester Man in the back.
A game with a title like "THE MOLESTER MAN" can only be an eroge.
I'd buy it.
Good, good, very good.
Nice one.
WATATA
Let me ask again. Why am I a subhuman ape!?
I can't fap to the girls if I can't imagine the uniform...
Sorry, but it's the only picture I have of you...
The background cracked me up.
Ow, ow, my sides...
Do you have the money to buy clothes and get a haircut?
How big is your budget anyway?
>>555
Yeah, well, I don't have much money to begin with.
My bankbook says I have 22 Yukichi's left, and that's including living expenses.
but I can see OP belting out Kai Band songs like they were the hottest shit out right now.
That's what I like about him though.
Thanks.
Must have had missed it.
I agree that it's not a good idea to dress up too much, but he can't go wearing the same clothes as last time, can he?
I wish he'd at least buy some clothes of a cheaper brand like TK or so.
Don't wear too fancy clothes.
Making some effort is okay, but overdoing it isn't.
But now I have to cram for the test.
Dude, why are you so obsessed with Jusco...?
But well, the test has priority right now. Hang in there.
I wouldn't want to seen in favorite stores with some weirdo next to me either.
It's a pain in the ass to look for clothes anyway and if they do the picking, you don't have to worry about whether they will like it or not.
Fucking this.
Let me give you one, only one piece of timely advice.
Make it a rule never to wear any flannel shirts even if your life was on the line.
Do not break this rule. Best of luck to you, Molester Man.
You could say GAP and they might actually believe you.
It's still better than Uniqlo, Jusco and the like.
One of my friends loves wearing them.
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Hint:
http://www.google.co.jp/search?sourceid=navclient&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&q=%E3%83%8D%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A3%E3%83%84%E3%80%80%E3%82%AA%E3%82%BF%E3%82%AF%E3%80%80%E3%82%A4%E3%83%A1%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B8
And if you raise the bar like that, you won't be able to keep it up if you don't keep buying more fancy clothes. Besides, they've already seen what you normally wear.
Seeing the words flannel shirts and Daiei,
I just remembered this weird high-schooler I used to work with when I had a part-time job at Daiei a long time ago...
The button-down shirt embroidered with the school name he was always wearing was fine, I guess.
But what was he thinking coming to work wearing a necktie over a flannel shirt every time...
That's more like the answer than a hint, but thanks.
I hope my friend is reading this thread.
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I even went and bought a flannel shirt because of thatww
But wearing a flannel shirt just like that isn't good enough.
At the very least, wear jeans of a darker color that go well with it. No pale colors. If you don't have any, buy them.
You'll also need clean shoes. No dirty sneakers.
Once you got these down, you've almost made it.
I wish you were already an enthusiastic leather pants wearer or at least interested in fashion, but... Jusco, huh... Welp.
Post a pic of your wardrobe.
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Just an idea I had. That's all I wanted to say. Yeah.
Even those fake boobs threads started by traps are more appropriate for VIP because they're at least funny.
- Get a haircut
- Go shopping for clothes
- Masturbate
- Make phone calls
- Write e-mails
...you're gonna be busy, OP.
You forgot masturbate.
...I think you need some sleep.
I'm not getting a haircut. My hair's gotten pretty long, but as many have already pointed out, it's not a good idea as it'd make me look like I got the wrong idea.
I heard you need an appointment for a beauty parlor and I'm too scared to go anyway.
I could go to a barber shop, but whenever I've been to a barber shop, I feel like it's gotten worse than before.
I have to do the rest of the points in the list though.
Also, even though I stayed up until 5 am yesterday, I spent most of the time reading Shonen Champion and lying in my futon fantasizing.
In the end, I only prepared for the test for like 30 minutes. Ehehe.
Oh yeah, you got a test today.
For now, just try to do well on your test.
There's no need to force yourself to buy new clothes. Instead, post a picture of the clothes you wore when you had lunch with them last time.
Anyways, guys, clothes are important, but don't forget that that meddlesome Kansai will be there too.
She'll definitely make time for Molester and Miss Undie to be alone.
We need to come up with things to talk about when that happens.
Couldn't it be that the other three girls are hoping for Molester to confess his love to Miss Undie?
The risk is too high that Miss Understanding misunderstands and thinks he really was after her body all along.
Morning Beam!! （★＿★）ﾉｼ
Post a pic of your little sister.
Morning what?
[Let's destroy] Click! Click!(・∀・)[Real Money Traders]
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There's one thing that bothers me though.
When she told him to pull himself together while Miss Undie wasn't around, I thought she was a real bro, but yesterday she asked him if he likes Miss Undie on the phone even though Miss Undie was right next her.
She might be a bit lacking in delicacy.
If he had answered "Yes, I like her.", Kansai might have directly told Miss Undie "Molester just said he likes you.".
It'd be really lame to have someone else do the confessing for you.
Kansai can become your friend or foe depending on how you handle her. So handle her with care.
She means no harm, but she just can't help itw
I'm a guy, so I don't know what's going on in a woman's head,
but I read somewhere that women are generally deeply interested in the love affairs of others.
If that is true, then the other three girls might be planning on creating an opportunity for Molester to confess his love to Miss Undie,
motivated by 30% kindness and 70% curiosity, thereby completely ignoring Miss Undie's and Molester's feelings.
Does this make any sense or is my imagination going off the rails again?
I agree. Kansai probably means no harm.
She's just a little devil, is all. Yeah.
I would prefer something along the lines of "I woke up the next day and realized I had spent the night at Yamaoka's place.".
I think the Loli Jugs route would piss me off the most.
It's about time for
the return of Crabses.
You guys should stop shutting yourselves in all the time and go out every once in a while!
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwww
For example, they're at a karaoke bar and OP suddenly gets a blowjob from Yamaoka in the restroom or something.
I wanna go outーーーーー
That means, the VIP QUALITY is high in this one. >>1 was right to start the thread in VIP.
It's definitely worth a read.
Now why is that? Here's what I think.
The stalker sees Molester Man walking next to Miss Undie.
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He immediately switches targets to that man to protect Miss Undie from him.
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He breaks into Molester's place while he's off to school/work.
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He checks Molester's computer and finds this thread in his browser history.
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He quickly sends an anonymous fax message to Miss Undie saying "Check out the thread 'I got totally mistaken for a molester' 2ch.".
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Miss Undie sees this thread and talks to Kansai & Loli Jugs about it.
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Molester goes to meet them this weekend like a moth to a flame.
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GAME OVER
Could it be that we're heading to a Dead End instead of a Happy End?
Would be funny imo.
And Crabses, who is actually the stalker, got to know Miss Undie through Yamaoka.
Would be funny imo.
Finally caught up with you guys.
This thread sure doesn't lack sudden events that come out of nowhere. Damn.
Well, for fashion, go all out and buy a pricey coat.
Its brand doesn't really matter as long as you buy it from a well-known store.
No Uniqlo and co.!
The rest of your outfit doesn't have to be as pricey.
It's enough if your coat, the main part of your outfit, is splendid. Buy it now and you'll be able to wear it for many winters to come.
The only criteria for the rest of your outfit is that they should work well with the coat.
I expect the shopping course on Saturday to be Lumine, Mylord, Marui, and then street-level stores.
Might be quite tough to follow them around all day, but what's even tougher is that you'll get weird looks all the time because you'll be mainly visiting stores for women.
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"Don't be surprised because I'm going to dress up a little."
beforehand?
I'm scared OP might make a typo in his e-mail which then leads to a crazy misunderstanding.
He's got four girls to choose from, after all. He's never getting another chance like this.
C: Loli Jugs D: Yamaoka
⇒ Ask the Audience
Phone-a-Friend
50:50
Must be her real name.
Betting 200 Yamaoka's that if you choose to ask the audience or phone a friend,
the fifth choice "Crab" will get added.
Molester: "Yeah, what about it?"
Kansai: "Then you do probably do that too, right?"
Molester: "That? What do you mean?"
Kansai: "Internet and stuff."
Molester: "Of course. (immediate reply)"
Kansai: "Auctions and stuff too?"
Molester: "I don't buy stuff, but I often check them out. (immediate reply)"
Kansai: "Then what about 2channel?"
Molester: "......did you see the Bakatono show the other day? I wonder why people said it wasn't funny because it was."
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 6
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Don't forget to post the new template posts.
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I'd bet a rice coupon that if you use the 50:50 lifeline, Glasses and Crab will be left.
With the character relationship chart, it's like this was one of those descriptions of TV soaps you find in TV magazines.
That is VIP QUALI-
Btw, why is Loli Jugs the only one in a box marked with a ★?
Whoever gets >>970 shall do it.
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I failed the test. I don't mind though because I love Japan and don't care much for English.
Besides, if this had been a English Proficiency Test, I'd have prepared more seriously and easily aced it.
Anyways, I'm too excited about tomorrow that I can't focus on the lectures at all.
Actually, I'm in one right now.
Hang i( ﾟдﾟ)n there
Pay attention to the lecture.
You have to give off an aura of seriousness at all times.
Dude, you seem extremely happy since yesterdayw
If I go to a bank now, the ATM would charge a fee for withdrawing money at this time of the day. Plus, I left my card at home today...
When I headed out this morning, I figured 20,000 yen cash would be enough, but it's not nearly enough if I'm going to buy brand clothes.
I could head home, get my card and then get on a train... but I'd never make it in time.
So yeah, looks like I don't have a choice but to try to get some nice clothes from the golden combo of Jusco → Jeans Mate → Right-on.
Ah, but I'm not going to pick any clothes by myself. I'll only buy ones that are on display if they look like they'll fit me.
And I'll try not to get any cheap-looking ones.
I know Jeans Mate is usually full of clothes for kids, but Right-on has quite a good selection of clothes for university students.
How come you can post such a long text from your cell phone?
Don't forget to try the clothes on before you buy them.
No, no, I'm in a classroom with computers right now.
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No way, it's too embarrassing to use a dressing room.
(It's good to be stingy normally, but today's an exception.)
Are you stupid!? You can't buy clothes before trying them on...
Put them on first, look at a mirror, and check how you look in them.
And if there's a shop assistant around who seems to have a good fashion sense, ask them for their opinion too!
But first of all, rid yourself of the wrong belief that it's embarrassing to use a dressing room!
you'll just end up getting laughed at by Kansai again.
I agree with everything you said.
I may be a bit stupid, but I do have some common sense. I know why you should try on clothes before you buy them.
But I can't. It's too embarrassing. It'd be something else if they didn't mind me ruining their clothes with my sweat, but it'd still be too embarrassing.
But what I hate most about clothing stores is that the shop assistants come and start talking to you...
That is why I fucking love Uniqlo.
1000 GET!
Hope I got it this time. (´人`) Nam Nam
You came way too early againw
P.S.
All you have to do is go to a shop assistant and ask her "Can I try this on?" like it was the most natural thing in the world.
If you can find a shop assistant that looks like they know their stuff, ask them "Could you please tell me how I look in this?" and they'll gladly do it for you.
It's their job, after all, and it makes them happy if a customer asks them about their opinion.
You see, it's the other way round from the perspective of a shop assistant. People who buy clothes without even trying them on seem more embarrassing to them.
Hang in there tomorrow, OP♪
You don't get in a girl's pants in one day.
Don't you have any of their stores in your neighborhood?
I know all that.
But it doesn't change the fact that I just can't do it. Ever since I was a middle schooler, I got sick and couldn't come to school whenever we had a singing test in music class!!
Now you're going to ask me why I'm giving up before even giving it a try... But you'll see, I have given it a try.
Shortly after entering university, I decided to at least quit wearing otaku clothes and tried to change my wardrobe.
Back then I tried it all, from talking to a shop assistant to using a dressing room. It just didn't work out.
If I had the ability to talk to a shop assistant like a normal person, I wouldn't be sitting alone in front of a computer in a corner of the classroom like this...
Here I go～
It's now or never! 1000 GET!
(´人`) Please...
You mean Global Work? I know a store. It's a bit far from my place though.
They say they have clothes in size S, but when you look closely, they only have T-shirts and stuff in size S.
All their outerwear is size M. So, nope.
(´-`).｡oO( Or else I'll be called the king of premature ejaculators. )
But someone who wears T-shirts of size S should wear outerwear of size M...
Why would you want to wear skintight outerwear?w
Dude... you're still way too earlyw
>>989
I see. Guess you can't do anything about it then...
The rest is up to your choice then, >>1. It's sink or swim. Make sure to choose good clothes! The fate of the Saturday date is on the line!
If it's that hard to bear for you, what are you going to do tomorrow?
You're going to be shopping with those girls all day, you know?
You can't say you need fresh air and get out every time you enter a store.
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