I got totally mistaken for a molester part 2

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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 2

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:52:59 ID:kCAtIwji: >1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
>Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
>The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
>And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099651701/
2 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:53:53 ID:PBs8jl1W: >>1
Thank you.
3 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:54:07 ID:cVhGy2C5: >>1
HUGE THANKS
4 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:54:12 ID:BXUM3wDx: 4
5 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:54:57 ID:0kRBDoej: >>1
Thanks.
6 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:55:38 ID:xyr6izEa: >>1
Huge thanks!
7 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:57:37 ID:eIeLmUua: >>1
Thanks.
8 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:57:54 ID:CWFva5xA: >>1 Thank you.
9 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:00:48 ID:hdy1er78: >>1
Thx a lot!
10 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:02:19 ID:GUT7+XwT: We might not really need this threadw
11 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:03:44 ID:JbgDwhaF: Thank you very much!
12 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:08 ID:b32ovm4z: Bump.
13 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:11 ID:7bTOAQCn: 1000 VIPPER sage 04/11/08 00:03:48 ID:DiyOpLm8
If this post is >>1000, I'm going to the convenience store.
14 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:38 ID:71SSnrcn: See ya then!
15 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:42 ID:BVMUXasv: >>Previous 1000
Buy me a big pack of instant spaghetti too while you're at it.
16 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:42 ID:GUT7+XwT: Will this... continue?
17 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:44 ID:k3lC/Vlv: I hadn't seen the >>1001st post for the longest time.
So they still hadn't gotten rid of the text art yet.
18 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:05:03 ID:DiyOpLm8: Meh, fuck going to the convenience store, I'm staying home.
19 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:05:05 ID:pN8IUv0d: Sorry if it looked like it was the end with the thread ending and all.

"...I mean it."
"...I see."
"I guess I'll be going then."
"Okay."

What's going on...

Still puzzled, I went to the register. A real man pays without saying anything. (Another one of my old man's sayings.)
Of course, Miss Understanding came running to complain.
"No, I really can't allow that! I'd feel bad. I made you listen to all that, so let me at least pay for lunch."
She didn't seem like she'd give in easily.

What I said then was great considering I came up with it on the spot.
"How about this then? The next time we have lunch together, it'll be your treat, Miss Understanding. Alright?"

Game, set, match. This time for real.
20 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:05:28 ID:kZpgNyoB: This is so lame.

We don't need another thread of this.

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21 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:05:36 ID:pkL5pzd2: >>1000 of previous thread
Yakisoba-bread and coke for me then.
22 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:00 ID:GUT7+XwT: >>19
"...........................................................................I guess. (in a very small voice)"
23 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:03 ID:hdy1er78: >>1000 of previous thread
For me, the latest Jump issue and pizza please.
24 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:08 ID:HVJ4Ywvx: That was a great way to end the threadw
25 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:28 ID:BVMUXasv: >>19
Nice, very nice.
26 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:30 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>19
Heh, that ad-lib wasn't half badw
27 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:33 ID:c0UUmkt2: Hurry up. Quit teasing us like that.
28 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:34 ID:nwsb94xA: >>22
LOL
29 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:07:07 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>19
I wonder what kind of bad things Glasses told her about Molester Man to make her react like this...
30 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:07:21 ID:FvAZBPyv: Where have I seen this before...?
31 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:07:41 ID:pN8IUv0d: "Sigh... I guess, you are right...Yes."

WHAT'S WITH THAT REACTION

I was sure I had managed to get her to open up a little, but could it be that she didn't really feel like meeting me again?
I don't want to boast, but it was a fucking awesome thing to say, you know!?
Any normal woman would have been lying naked in front of me with her legs spread by then.

Feeling even more puzzled and unsatisfied, I paid the bill and went out. Miss Understanding was walking right next to me.
Even though I had miserably failed to get through to her for the second time only moments ago, I was already starting to feel better with a cute girl walking right next to me.
I think I'm a pretty cool guy. I recover from setbacks in a flash and don't afraid of anything.
32 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:08:08 ID:kZpgNyoB: This is so lame.

We don't need another thread of this.

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33 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:08:51 ID:BVMUXasv: >>31
Getting a little full of ourselves here, aren't we? Kill yourself.
What the fuck do you know about normal women?
34 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:12 ID:+PpE8oqU: kZpgNyoB

↑I bet this guy doesn't have any friends.
35 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:21 ID:7bTOAQCn: You're totally blowing it, man.
36 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:27 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>31
I have the feeling Miss Understanding isn't completely against meeting you again.
37 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:28 ID:btBILlUB: What do we do for the rest of the thread? Talk about why and where he fucked up?
38 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:36 ID:TllVFU8q: Unlike Train Man, Molester Man's after a woman that's mentally unstable. I really don't see this ending well for him.
If he gets too close to her, I fear he's going to get arrested for real.
39 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:55 ID:DiyOpLm8: The "You can treat me next time, okay?" line is old and worn out.
I know it's just something you came up with on the spot, but I don't think you'll make a good impression on her with lines like that.
40 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:10:15 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>33
Come on now, she's anything but normal.
41 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:10:23 ID:f1j1TNJH: I don't get what Miss Understanding's problem is.
42 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:10:36 ID:HVJ4Ywvx: If you come on too strong, she pulls away. She's a tough nut to crack.
43 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:10:57 ID:pN8IUv0d: We didn't talk much on the way back.
But not because it felt too awkward or something, we were rather exhausted from talking so much.

We walked along the same alley as always and parted in front of my apartment.
Of course, it wouldn't have been me if I had just let her go like that without giving it one last try. In fact, I had been gathering my resolve all the way home to say this line.

Okay, here I go.

"Well, thank you very much for today. If there's anything, feel free to contact me. I will too."

Alright! I said it!! I actually said it!!
44 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:11:23 ID:Y3B0qKjr: Sorry, I can't take it anymore.
I've been watching this from the beginning, but OP's stupidity and that woman's mental illness really get on my nose.

I'm out of here. Bye.
45 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:11:28 ID:GUT7+XwT: >>43
"..............................................................I'm sorry, I can't. (in a very small voice)"
46 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:11:44 ID:aiQJOUSv: I feel sad now for some reason （;´Д⊂）
47 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:11:56 ID:pkL5pzd2: >>44
Bye.
48 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:02 ID:BVMUXasv: >>45
I like this.
49 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:06 ID:7bTOAQCn: Got a bit ahead of yourself, didn't ya?
50 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:23 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Molester Man meets Mental Woman.
No way this is getting a perfect happy end like Train Man.

That's VIP for ya.
51 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:37 ID:c0UUmkt2: ".......................................................................I can't do that. (in a very small voice & dash)"
52 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:44 ID:k1xDCq6T: Glasses: "I heard about what happened, Molester Boy."
53 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:50 ID:88gFSvTF: >>44
Get up someone's nose
Get on someone's nerves
54 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:33 ID:TllVFU8q: "Get on my nose"..? Really?
55 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:42 ID:FvAZBPyv: I can't tell if >>1's efforts are completely fruitless or not.
56 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:48 ID:FqeqnrHC: "........................................................I knew it. You are a stalker. (in a very small voice)"
57 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:50 ID:v92Qx3qr: Just finished reading the pervious thread.
I couldn't be assed to read every post though, so I read only >>1's posts.
I lost it at "Glasses missing his head".
58 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:53 ID:g5Bw/q4m: The story itself is interesting, but there are far too many Train Man fanboys fagging this thread up writing shit like "Molester Man", "What if this turns into a book too?" etc.
59 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:00 ID:kZpgNyoB: This is so lame.

We don't need another thread of this.

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60 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:09 ID:HVJ4Ywvx: Can't believe you tried it three times...
61 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:12 ID:7bTOAQCn: GET ON NOSE
62 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:23 ID:v92Qx3qr: >>57
○ previous
× pervious
63 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:31 ID:DpLiqLJS: >>52
I lol'd.
64 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:14:30 ID:pN8IUv0d: "Ah... right... I understand."

HMMMMMーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー？？？

Is it a "Yes" or does she really not feel like it? I didn't know what to make of it...
This wasn't going to do. If I had went to work now with an uncertain feeling like that, I bet I would have dropped oden cups all night.
I gathered all my courage and said

"You don't have to if you don't feel like it, you know!? I just thought it wouldn't hurt to have someone to talk to when there's something that's bothering you. That goes for both of us..."

If you think about it calmly, what I said there didn't even make much sense.
65 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:48 ID:btBILlUB: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO YOU WERE A STALKER!!! (in a very big voice)
66 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:55 ID:a5pp9P17: I'll start making a Molestermon game right away.
67 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:57 ID:aiQJOUSv: kZpgNyoB is Train Man.
68 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:15:20 ID:GUT7+XwT: JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! (in a very big voice)
69 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:15:39 ID:phfxEePO: ↓What Miss Understanding really thinks
70 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:15:49 ID:wtE7U/6q: >>64
It's getting a little annoying.
71 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:15:56 ID:sN88AaVO: You must have already noticed by now that it's hopeless, right?
72 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:11 ID:BVMUXasv: >I just thought it wouldn't hurt to have someone to talk to when there's something that's bothering you. That goes for both of us...
I think this part was unnecessary.
73 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:12 ID:k3lC/Vlv: kZpgNyoB is Glasses. (in a very small voice)
74 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:12 ID:HVJ4Ywvx: What a persistent fuck. Die already.
75 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:39 ID:7bTOAQCn: "...................................................................................So annoying. (in Glasses' voice)"
76 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:42 ID:GUT7+XwT: >>73
That's it!!
77 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:00 ID:f1j1TNJH: >>64
Alright, you and me, let's drink the night away tonight.
78 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:17:05 ID:pN8IUv0d: "No! (in a big voice) It's not that I don't feel like it, but... (in a gradually fading voice)"

I didn't get what she's thinking at all, but said
"Glad to hear that. Let's talk again when we're both free."
"Alright, see you then..."
"See you."

Then, I went to work and started writing this report as soon as I got back.
79 : 川;ﾟ;3;ﾟ;)BeardCritical _HIGE/100p6 : 04/11/08 00:17:31 ID:p/OzEdBb: What? Another book in the making?
I'm leaving this post here, just in case.
80 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:38 ID:BVMUXasv: >>78
This looks completely hopeless.
81 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:46 ID:DiyOpLm8: ".........................................................................Meganesh (in a very small voice)"
82 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:52 ID:sN88AaVO: Looks like she's got an inferiority complex. Poor mentally unstable woman.
83 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:53 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>78
And when did you sweat a lot?w
84 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:58 ID:hdy1er78: >>78
Difficult to say what she's thinking...
85 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:09 ID:GUT7+XwT: "...............................................................................I don't feel like it after all. (in a very mental voice)"
86 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:13 ID:FqeqnrHC: "..............................................................I was just being polite. (in a very small voice)"
87 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:36 ID:IVZP/ilh: 　　　　　　　　　　 ∧　 ∧
　　　　　　　　　　　 |1/　|1/
　　　　　　　　　／￣￣￣｀ヽ、
　　　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　ヽ
　　　　　　　　/　 ⌒　 ⌒　　　 |
　　　　　　　　|　（●）（●）　　 | 　　.......................I guess. (in a very small voice)
　　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　　　| 　　
　　　　　　 /　　　　　　　　　　　| 　　　
　　　　　　（　　　　　　　　　　＿ |
　　　　　　（ヽ、　　　　　　　/ 　）|
　　　　　　 |　｀`ー――‐''"|　　ヽ|
　　　　　　ゝ　ノ　　　　　ヽ　ノ
　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
88 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:44 ID:op1NBBaW: What the hell is this?
↓
89 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:53 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Considering how we Japanese can't say no, it's hard to tell what she really feels.
90 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:06 ID:f1j1TNJH: >>78
I think it's a hopeless case.
91 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:13 ID:TllVFU8q: She even finds a guy like Glasses annoying. God knows what will happen if you push a woman with a stalker paranoia like that too far.
92 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:17 ID:GUT7+XwT: Did you get an e-mail from her yet?
No? Thought so.
93 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:34 ID:wtE7U/6q: >>78
Shouldn't have let her go with just that. You panicked, didn't you?
94 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:43 ID:aiQJOUSv: So... What will you do now?
95 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:02 ID:nwsb94xA: Wait until she asks you out again.
96 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:04 ID:tiQcsR5/: WRITE HER AN E-MAIL WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
97 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:05 ID:7bTOAQCn: Right. What now?
98 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:20:19 ID:pN8IUv0d: I'm not sure what to think of her reaction.
After some thinking, I came to the conclusion that she may be getting annoyed of me just like she is with Glasses.
I haven't received any e-mails or calls from her so far and if there's still no sign of her in the next few days,
do I just contact her instead?
99 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:26 ID:GUT7+XwT: Ask Glasses for advice.
100 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:34 ID:DpLiqLJS: On a completely unrelated note, reading the previous thread made me want to eat omelet with cheese and meat sauce on top, but it's already after midnight.
What are you gonna do about this, >>1?
101 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:44 ID:b32ovm4z: Molester Man, just stay put until she contacts you.
Try not to do anything that might appear too forceful.
102 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:57 ID:FqeqnrHC: >>99
That's it!
103 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:59 ID:k3lC/Vlv: I can't figure out what's going on in Miss Understanding's head. But then again I'm a guy.
Could it be that she's waiting for Molester Man to contact her because she's scared of contacting him herself?
104 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:21:32 ID:zA7Rxyt7: First of all, get Glasses in here, then we can talk.
105 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:21:53 ID:GUT7+XwT: Wait for her to pass that alley on her way home and act like it's a coincidence.
106 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:21:59 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>95
>>101
So, it's better if I wait, huh? But I don't think she'll contact me any time soon, at least not before the day after tomorrow.
If nothing else happens in the meantime, this thread will probably be dead by then. Then I won't have anyone to ask for advice. What to do...
107 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:03 ID:FvAZBPyv: Three possibilities:
1. Write her an e-mail
2. Wait
3. Go to her place
108 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:19 ID:HVJ4Ywvx: You should wait at least two weeks. Since she said "See you", she's bound to contact you.
But it'll be your one and only chance. Better make it a fun date or you'll never see her again.
109 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:20 ID:tiQcsR5/: It's risky, but sometimes a single creepy e-mail can give birth to love, you know?
110 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:25 ID:aiQJOUSv: I think you should be patient and give it a little time.
If you get too greedy and contact her now, you'd just play right into Glasses' hands.
111 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:27 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>105
That's itw
Ambush her!
112 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:00 ID:k1xDCq6T: The whole incident is finally over and done with, why would you want to contact her?
113 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:03 ID:DiyOpLm8: What is it you wanna do with that woman, OP? Date her?
114 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:23 ID:BVMUXasv: She's probably asking Glasses for advice right now.
115 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:22 ID:LMv5Rvue: >>105
That's what a stalker would do!!
116 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:26 ID:dxo9C4BJ: If you look at it from her perspective, there's no need for her to see you again.
117 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:49 ID:f1j1TNJH: You should definitely wait.
118 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:55 ID:TllVFU8q: On a completely unrelated note, if you want to eat a huge omelet, make it a Japanese-style one with radish sauce. If it's that, I can even down the XL size with some effort.
119 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:24:14 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>113
You can bet your fucking ass on it!!

I'm sorry. I'd love to date her.

By the way, I guess I ought to mention that I exchanged phone numbers with Glasses today...
120 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:24:36 ID:k3lC/Vlv: It might not be a bad idea to send her a short e-mail.

"I just got off from work. I'm glad everything ended well today.
I can imagine better ways to meet someone for the first time, but now that we know each other, would you like to eat out with me again?
To be honest, when we were in front of my apartment today, I was so close to jumping you."

and end it with a bang.
121 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:24:47 ID:BVMUXasv: Uho!
122 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:24:48 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>113
Did you talk about your hobbies?
123 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:25:07 ID:tiQcsR5/: Even if you decide to wait, I don't think she'll contact you ever again.
124 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:25:23 ID:wtE7U/6q: It's better if you wait.
125 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:25:23 ID:FqeqnrHC: >>119
You should just date Glasses instead.
126 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:25:20 ID:7bTOAQCn: Ah, I meant to link to >>119.
127 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:26:02 ID:zA7Rxyt7: Why don't you just become friends with Glasses?
You don't have any friends, do you?
128 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:26:22 ID:k3lC/Vlv: I don't get it. Why would you exchange phone numbers with Glasses?w
129 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:26:40 ID:DpLiqLJS: You could warn Glasses about her and tell him that she's a real nutcase.
130 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:26:48 ID:wtE7U/6q: Or rather, you shouldn't date her just because she's cute.
You'll regret it later.
131 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:27:12 ID:GUT7+XwT: >>129
Glasses would just tell Miss Understanding about it. No doubt about it.
132 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:27:24 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>126
I honestly didn't have any opportunity to, with her asking Zen questions and me giving cryptic answers to them. Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad.
Also, Miss Understanding seems to have suffered some really heavy stalking.
The stalker didn't actually put hands on her, but he did stuff like entering her apartment while she was out.
And the policemen in charge this time are the same ones that were in charge of her stalker case when it was really bad.
That's why they acted so quickly this time.
133 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:27:30 ID:joPELBg+: If Molester Man were to write her an e-mail now, it wouldn't do anything but creep her out.
134 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:27:38 ID:tiQcsR5/: >"I've been wondering, are you not mad at me, Mr. Molester?"
>"You really aren't mad at all? How come!?"

You fucked up here. You should've made her feel even worse and exploited her sense of guilt.
135 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:28:02 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Spam Glasses with e-mails like
"Miss Understanding seems to think that you're a stalker!"

etc.
136 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:28:46 ID:xxBMYMGP: We really don't need a part 2 of this. This is too boring.

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137 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:28:57 ID:btBILlUB: You probably dropped the ball when you defended Glasses.
138 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:29:26 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>132
You know, this might not be the first time this kind of misunderstanding happened.
What if she constantly mistakes people for stalkers and drags them to the police?
139 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:29:32 ID:c0UUmkt2: >>119
For starters, write her an e-mail tomorrow that goes like
"Thank you for yesterday. I'm not sure how to put it, but if you ever need my advice, I'll gladly help.
But if you don't, please don't hesitate to say so.".
What do you think?
140 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:29:45 ID:pN8IUv0d: Nah, the way this is going, I don't think I'll ever need to contact Glasses again.
Though if we both stay in contact with Miss Understanding, we might meet again someday.

As for how Glasses and I exchanged phone numbers, he suddenly took out his business card telling me to contact him if something should happen, so I felt like I should give him my contact details too.
141 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:29:55 ID:b32ovm4z: I want to date a girl that works at my company. How do I go about it?
142 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:30:11 ID:f1j1TNJH: Tell Miss Understanding something that shows you in a bad light. That way she can relate to you more.
143 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:30:17 ID:DiyOpLm8: For now, you should keep writing her e-mails every now and then, but not too many, of course.
Also, you better don't suggest meeting up until some time has passed.
144 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:30:38 ID:GUT7+XwT: The idea that Molester Man and Meganesh might be accomplices should be swirling around in Miss Understanding's head by now.
145 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:31:02 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>141
Just casually ask her out for lunch/dinner.
Don't confess your love to her right away if you don't want to lose the game before it even started.

I'm speaking from my own experience here.
146 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:31:19 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>132
I see... It's important to secure the next date with her with the help of some idle chat or you'll be forever stuck waiting for her like this.

>>139's suggestion might work. Make it casual.
147 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:32:15 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>142
Something that shows me in a bad light?

"Hello, it's me, Molester... 20-year-old virgins are called yarahata, but what do you call someone that's older than that and still a virgin?"
"Hello, it's me, Molester... I haven't eaten any vegetables lately..."
"Hello, it's me, Molester... When I saw someone throw a 10,000 yen bill into the Niigata earthquake donation box next to the register, I couldn't help but feel envious..."
148 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:32:31 ID:k3lC/Vlv: If you're gonna send her an e-mail anyway, do it now.
There's a good chance that she's still awake if she lives alone.
149 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:33:04 ID:kZpgNyoB: This is so lame.

We don't need another thread of this.

－－－－－－－－－－－－－Thread over－－－－－－－－－－－－－
150 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:33:29 ID:DpLiqLJS: I think it's better if you stay clear of her...
151 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:33:56 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Makes me cringe to imagine having someone enter my room while I'm out...
If that happened to you, wouldn't you become paranoid too?
152 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:34:21 ID:Ui8vbb2i: >stuff like entering her apartment while she was out

If she's got a persecution complex and this turns out to be just one of her delusions... I fear for Molester Man's fate.
153 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:34:29 ID:hdy1er78: Now that it's come to this, send her creepy e-mails.
154 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:34:57 ID:b32ovm4z: >>145
I did. I asked her out for lunch and had a date with her.
But ever since that day, she always refuses when I ask her out.
Sigh...
155 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:18 ID:DiyOpLm8: >>150
He can't help it if he likes her.
It's better to have tried and failed than regret never having tried at all.
.......................................................................................................................................probably.
156 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:35:25 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>151
Yeah, I have to admit she does come off as a little mentally unstable if you read what I wrote about her in my reports.
It didn't feel like that when I was talking to her though.
I guess it just goes to show how severe the stalking she suffered was.
She didn't tell me everything, but the stalker apparently even stole her used feminine hygiene products etc.
157 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:26 ID:3izQPZNX: I'm a ♀ and as a ♀ I feel like you're being a bit too pushy.
If Miss Understanding has been through a lot like you wrote in >>132, then it's probably not just men. She might be overly cautious of others, regardless of gender.
158 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:35 ID:GUT7+XwT: >>154
The first time, she just wanted to have some fun. After that, it was serious business.
159 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:49 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>156
Ah, that was me.
160 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:58 ID:btBILlUB: >>154
Isn't that like getting to the game over screen and then starting to look for a cheat code? I mean, isn't it too late?
161 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:36:02 ID:zA7Rxyt7: >>154
It's over, mate, happens to the best of us. Just let it go and move on.
162 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:36:45 ID:GUT7+XwT: She told details about all kind of things the stalker did to her to someone she had only met a few days ago. Strange... (in a very small voice)
163 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:36:54 ID:gQ7VR/U7: Send her "SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
164 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:36:57 ID:+PpE8oqU: >>100
Yeah, it made me want to have one too.
Wanna go together?
165 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:37:23 ID:zA7Rxyt7: >>162
Well, she had no choice but to explain herself in this case.
166 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:37:51 ID:tiQcsR5/: [Subject] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP.
[Body] You got all shy after Glasses confessed his love to you! So moe!
　　　　 Your blushing face makes me rock hard!
　　　　 The magnum in my pants is gonna burst into flames and melt away into a pool of liquid.
　　　　 Mmhmmmm. Ahh! Splurt! Ugh......
　　　　 Oh no, I made a sticky mess all over myself...
　　　　 I wanna make you lick me clean! ☆
- I wanna pump litters of milk into your ass, stir it around and then drink the coffee milk that comes out.
Yes, I wanna drink it till I'm full.
167 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:38:08 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>154
I was once in a similar situation. When I asked her out in a pushy way, she turned me down with
"I'm sorry, but I'm seeing Mr. XX right now. You know him, right?".
168 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:38:18 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>164
Wait, don't make the same mistake as me and order the biggest size!
Choose a size two sizes smaller than the size you feel like eating. That's the key to victory.
169 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:39:52 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Yeah, omelets can be really bigw
One big omelet was enough to make both me and my child full.
170 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:39:56 ID:Ui8vbb2i: After ignoring my e-mails for 2 weeks, the girl I like finally replied!

>Look, could you stop e-mailing me?
>It's seriously creeping me out.
>Knock it off already, okay?
>Ever so sincerely.

she wrote. She really got me there. I seriously panicked for a moment.
That is, until I saw the hidden message. Read it vertically down the left side. Hehehe...
171 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:40:20 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>168
I got a good idea!
Write her an e-mail, but write it as if it was addressed to a friend or something!
Don't mention her though, write something about your hobbies instead!
172 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:40:47 ID:DiyOpLm8: >>170
Now that's a playful woman with a sense of humor.
173 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:41:31 ID:wtE7U/6q: >>170
What can I say... Hang in there.
Or rather, don't. Let it go.
174 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:41:38 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>170
Sorry, if I'm wrong, but... that's a copypasta, isn't it?
175 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:42:18 ID:zA7Rxyt7: >>172-174
Lurk moar.
176 : 154 : 04/11/08 00:42:46 ID:b32ovm4z: So it's too late for a homerun that turns the tables...?
Is that all there is to your oh-so-great VIP QUALITY..?
I'm going to bed.
177 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:42:52 ID:3izQPZNX: What's with all the posts about omelets?w
178 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:11 ID:DiyOpLm8: >>175
Shut up and kill yourself.
179 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:23 ID:gQ7VR/U7: I like how this thread is slowly turning into a trainwreck.
180 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:30 ID:tiQcsR5/: Don't blame others for your own lack of QUALITY.
181 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:31 ID:88gFSvTF: Search results for "Look, could you stop e-mailing me?":
Around 9470 hits.
182 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:55 ID:c0UUmkt2: >>157
Humans cannot live without other humans.

Here's my analysis.
Miss Understanding thought Molester might get mad at her for her misunderstanding and try to do something to her.
But to her surprise, Molester wasn't mad at her at all.
For someone like Miss Understanding who thought of men as uncontrollable beasts, it was hard to believe.

In front of her stood a man that was ready to forgive her for the worst kind of misunderstanding.
I think, Miss Understanding is torn by the conflict between her fear of men and her urge to talk to him a little more.

GET ON THAT HORSE, MOLESTER MAN.
183 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:44:22 ID:0ARU5wVo: >>147
Next time you see her, tell her stuff like
"With me being me, I guess I can't really blame you for thinking I'm a molesterw"
"As I seldom have the opportunity to dine with a lady, I'm a little nervous right noww Do I look like I'm angry again?w"
and something along these lines
184 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:44:30 ID:efuWy/Un: My prediction is that as long as Molester Man doesn't do anything completely retarded, he'll easily manage to get on friendly terms with her.

Miss Understanding is a single woman that lives alone and fears potential stalkers. She's also mentally unstable.
For these reasons, it's only a matter of time until she opens up to you.

Listen, Molester Man. Convince her that you're only trying to help her like a bodyguard and she's bound to accept you sooner or later.
185 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:44:41 ID:6J4Vycan: >>134
I agree.

→You fucking bet I'm mad. And I already know the perfect way for you to make it up to me...
　 I'm not mad at you. On the contrary, I'd like to apologize too.

Anyone would have chosen this route.
186 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:44:44 ID:GUT7+XwT: >>154
Here's a serious advice.
Don't ask her out or make any advances for about half a year. Act like a friendly and nice coworker.
Your chance will come.
187 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:45:11 ID:7bTOAQCn: ∧＿∧
( ´･ω･) Hey, everyone, tea is ready...
( つ酒O
と＿)＿) 旦旦当旦旦旦毒旦旦旦旦毒旦旦旦毒旦旦旦
188 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:45:51 ID:LMv5Rvue: Don't send an e-mail. She's the type of woman to run away if you chase her.
She seems to be popular with guys, or well, I'm sure she's had a few guys ask her out on a date.
She can probably tell right away if someone's interested in her or not.
Thus, she should have already started suspecting you by now, >>1.
This is where you pull back and make her think
"Huh? He seems to like me, yet why isn't he making any advances?".
189 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:46:36 ID:GUT7+XwT: It's better to get a clear answer than slowly fade out into oblivion, don't you think?
190 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:46:51 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Let me be perfectly honest. If you don't contact her and just keep waiting for her, you'll wait forever.
191 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:47:17 ID:sN88AaVO: >>183
Sounds like something a spoiled Tokyo cunt would say...
192 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:48:01 ID:71SSnrcn: Why are you guys not watching soccer?
193 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:48:22 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>182
That's an amazing analysis!!
>>183
Talk like that is my specialty!
>>184
If it was that easy, even I would have already...
194 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:48:45 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>1, you haven't played catch with her yet today. Sometimes you should be the one to throw the first ball.
Make it an extremely dark one while you're at it.
195 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:49:16 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>188
But if he were to pull back now, I fear she might be like
".................................................................He finally gave up, good riddance. (in a very small voice)"
196 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:49:36 ID:gQ7VR/U7: That woman seems to have a borderline personality syndrome. It's better if you stay away from her.
Even if you do manage to get together with her, you'd just get pushed around by her mood swings, you'd hurt her and get hurt and end up a wreck.
197 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:49:45 ID:ebpoSNPa: Ohh, Molester Man's made it into the second thread, huh?

>>186
But honestly, I don't see the threads lasting that long.
198 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:50:25 ID:LMv5Rvue: >>195
If that's what she's going to think, then it's all the same whatever he does, I guess.
199 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:51:13 ID:phfxEePO: >>185
That borders on coercion...
200 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:51:34 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>198
I guess sow
201 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:51:58 ID:tiQcsR5/: I honestly think a little coercion wouldn't hurt in her case.
202 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:52:43 ID:GUT7+XwT: Do you want Molester Man to end up in jail?w
203 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:52:57 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Date a mentally unstable woman or be forever alone.

Nice choices you got there.
204 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:53:19 ID:3izQPZNX: Well, it's a gamble.
- OP contacts her and manages to ease her wariness.
- OP contacts her, but she turns him down.
- OP patiently waits until she finally contacts him!
- OP patiently waits, but she never contacts him.
205 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:53:38 ID:Ui8vbb2i: >>203
Is this his last chance or what!?
206 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:53:41 ID:Mk7u7qvQ: Who's this molester you guys keep talking about? Me?
207 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:54:04 ID:wtE7U/6q: >>203
Forever alone in a prison cell may be an option too.
208 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:54:40 ID:GUT7+XwT: You could write her something like
"I got into an argument with my girlfriend, could you give me advice?"
209 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:54:43 ID:LMv5Rvue: >>207
Well played.
210 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:55:39 ID:3izQPZNX: >>208
What kind of argument?
211 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:56:20 ID:0ARU5wVo: And exactly one month after the incident, Molester Man found himself running after Miss Understanding on the same alley again. Only this time, it wasn't a misunderstanding.
fin
212 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:56:24 ID:7bTOAQCn: Molester Man shouldn't contact her tomorrow. Is this our final answer?
213 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:56:29 ID:GUT7+XwT: >>210
Something like "When I told her I got mistaken for a molester, she didn't believe me and now she thinks I actually molested someone.", maybe?w
214 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:57:35 ID:k3lC/Vlv: But if he actually managed to date a mentally unstable woman and cure her of her fear of men, it'd be the best end ever.
I wonder how many bad ends he'd have to avoid to get to that end.
215 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:58:27 ID:gQ7VR/U7: >>1 is already clinging on to her too much.
If he continues like this, it'll escalate and before he knows, he'll have turned into a real stalker.
216 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:59:45 ID:k3lC/Vlv: My opinion hasn't changed since I wrote >>120.
Ignore the third line though, it was a joke.

The rest is up to >>1 to decide. Just follow that manly men theory of yours.
217 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:00:01 ID:88gFSvTF: First, you should let two or three days pass.
If you directly contact her the day after you had lunch together, you'll just have made the same mistake as Glasses.
218 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:00:22 ID:hx4bsGAF: I think Miss Understanding end is already out of the question now.
Just go for the Glasses end.
219 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:01:03 ID:HVJ4Ywvx: He left the route that leads to the good end a long time ago!!!
220 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:02:03 ID:k3lC/Vlv: You should contact Glasses first... Just talk to him about 2ch or whatever.
221 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 01:02:26 ID:pN8IUv0d: Whoa, whoa, go easy on me, guys.

For now, I'll try waiting two, three days.
I believe she's not writing any e-mails because I told her I'm working today.
The only problem is if this thread will survive long enough or not.
222 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:03:04 ID:btBILlUB: From your reports, it seems like Miss Understanding feels misunderstood and shows extreme reactions if someone doesn't agree with her opinions and actions.
If she's like that, agree with her no matter what she says.
Throw away your own beliefs and opinions for the sake of your goal!

Why don't you start with writing her an e-mail and apologizing for not being able to listen to her to the end last time?
223 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:03:37 ID:l4lQfyCY: Ahh, I want something like this to happen to me too.
Mr. Santa, please make something nice and romantic happen to me!
224 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:04:33 ID:k3lC/Vlv: What speaks against writing her an e-mail tomorrow?
The longer you wait, the more difficult it'll be to come up with an excuse for an e-mail.

On the other hand, once you've written an e-mail to her, you can't do anything but wait for her reply.
225 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:05:49 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>223
I think it's quite a thorny path OP chose though...
226 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:07:05 ID:RLKwRs1Y: Hey, I've finally caught up and finished reading what I had missed since the last thread.
As one of the people that were watching over OP from the beginning, I wanna see a QUALITY end like sending her creepy e-mails and getting sued or something. So you better get a move on, man.
227 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:07:23 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>216's suggestion seems plausible.
228 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:09:58 ID:k3lC/Vlv: The question at hand is if getting an e-mail after midnight is okay for Miss Understanding or not.
229 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:10:09 ID:3izQPZNX: >>222
But if he never tells her what he thinks, wouldn't he have a hard time after getting the good end?
230 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:11:44 ID:k3lC/Vlv: If she has trouble sleeping at night because of her stalker paranoia, she might be pretty happy about getting an e-mail now.
231 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:12:02 ID:3izQPZNX: >>228
Sending an e-mail at this hour isn't going to get him any points.
232 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:12:18 ID:UwAHxaSJ: Heya, Miyuki-tan!＾＾
233 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:12:57 ID:RLKwRs1Y: >>229
By the time he's reached the good end, he will probably have acquired the skill to present his opinion in a smart way.
234 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:13:26 ID:wtE7U/6q: >>229
She's probably still very wary of OP and men in general, so at least in the beginning, he should try to act like someone who knows how she feels.

>>230
I don't think it's a good idea to send an e-mail after midnight to someone you've met only a few days ago.
235 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:13:27 ID:k3lC/Vlv: I wonder if she's still getting bombed with e-mails by Glasses...
236 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:14:13 ID:Ui8vbb2i: It's a different thing if it's from a friend, but getting an e-mail at night is normally just annoying.

No idea how the mind of a mentally unstable woman works though.
237 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:14:24 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>228-231
It might be interesting to see how she reacts though.
If she doesn't reply unti the next morning, you'll know that sending an e-mail after midnight is a no-go.
238 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:15:28 ID:btBILlUB: >>229
He can think about it when he's actually made it to the good endw
239 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:15:50 ID:efuWy/Un: If she's getting spammed with Glasses' e-mails even at this hour, it might help if you send her an e-mail now.
Otherwise you'd be the stalker bothering her at night.

But unlike Glasses, you were already once mistaken for a molester.
You have to be extra careful.
240 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:15:59 ID:Ui8vbb2i: >>237
But that's exactly the mindset of a stalker. (^^；
241 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:16:24 ID:l4lQfyCY: Send her the URL of this thread and tell her that you're thinking so hard about her, even going as far as asking other people in the Internet for advice.
That's all it'll take.
242 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:16:24 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Hard to tell if your chances are good or not... Everything about this is so hard to tell.
243 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:17:39 ID:wtE7U/6q: >>241
Yeah, that's all it'll take to get the bad end!
244 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:17:52 ID:RLKwRs1Y: >>242

But that's what's good about this thread.
245 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:18:37 ID:Alpz9aAS: If you set up a camera in Miss Understanding's room, you'd always know the perfect timing to contact her, don't you agree?
246 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:19:17 ID:rM+nR0on: >>245
But that's exactly the mindset of a stalker. (^^；
247 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:19:55 ID:k3lC/Vlv: I guess it might be okay to send an e-mail if she's not in bed yet...

But tomorrow would be best.
248 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:20:10 ID:cIFtiwlk: Creepy.
249 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:20:40 ID:XuBlUkxA: I saw yesterday's thread, but didn't read it.
Someone tell me what happened in the previous thread in 3 words please.
250 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:21:52 ID:rRnTQeQ+: Hang in there, 1!
251 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:22:05 ID:3izQPZNX: >>233
I guess that's another way of thinking about it...

>>234
But then he'd have to slowly switch from what he's pretending to be to his normal self, right?
Am I a hopeless case if I think it sounds like an extremely difficult thing to pull off...?
252 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:22:14 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>249
Molester Man thread.
253 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:01 ID:6dmFtpla: >>221
I know what you could do.
Tell her about how you grew up in poverty.
Your catchphrase should be
"Now I have the money to afford turkey and cakes for Christmas, but I'm fine with just chicken rice."
If I was Miss Understanding, I'd offer my ass to you on the spot.
254 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:05 ID:btBILlUB: >>239
About Glasses sending her too many e-mails... He's probably doing it under the pretext of asking her if she safely arrived at home etc.
255 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:12 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>240
Really? I think it's a good thing to want to know more about the person you like...
I'm pretty sure a 20-year-old freelance part-timer like her is still awake at this hour.(´･ω･｀)
256 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:49 ID:6dmFtpla: >>249
Slay Evil Immediately.
257 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:50 ID:gQ7VR/U7: Send her an e-mail in the morning!
People only think about positive things in the mornings.
258 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:24:52 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>257
I, for one, got low-blood-pressure. I hate mornings.
259 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:25:09 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>257
I feel extremely negative in the mornings though...
I feel the most positive late at this time of the day, late night.
260 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:25:16 ID:3izQPZNX: Btw, where did >>1 go off to?w
261 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:25:23 ID:XuBlUkxA: >257
Dude, you don't know shit about how a full-time worker feels like on Monday mornings, do you?
262 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:25:41 ID:wtE7U/6q: >>251
It's usually not a problem even if you suddenly change.
But it probably has to be extra smooth in Miss Understanding's case.
Getting her to trust you seems already hard to pull off to begin with.
263 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 01:26:00 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>260
I'm here reading all your different opinions and wavering between hope and fear.
264 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:26:19 ID:efuWy/Un: >>254
Well, it's a mentally unstable woman we're talking about herew
Even only 4 or 5 e-mails a day might be too much for herw

She's a real tough nut to crackw
265 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:28:08 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>262
If you want to gain her trust, it might be better to not pretend to be someone else from the start.
She'll never open up to him once she notices that you're putting up a front.
266 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:28:39 ID:3izQPZNX: >>1
Oh, sorry, didn't know you were here.
I'm sure you have it tough, but take everyone's opinions to heart and do your best!!
267 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:29:01 ID:hbKF+5Ge: I heard it's difficult to date mentally unstable women.
Act like a real nice guy until you've nailed her, then throw her aside!
268 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:30:29 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>257
I don't feel very positive in the morning, but it's probably still better to send an e-mail in the morning.
I'm talking 10 to 11 am here.
269 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:31:10 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>263
I don't care how and when, but just tell her about your hobbies! Only about the tropical fish though!
If she takes the bait, pull her in!
270 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:31:16 ID:XuBlUkxA: Eh? What? What? (ﾟдﾟ三ﾟдﾟ)? (ﾟдﾟ)?
A guy molested a woman, but she was actually mentally unstable and now he's dating her instead of getting arrested?
271 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:32:53 ID:wtE7U/6q: >>265
The question is if Miss Understanding can even afford to pay attention to OP these days.
She might be pretty depressed right now because of her own misunderstanding and Glasses' e-mail spam.
272 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:35:17 ID:k3lC/Vlv: How about something like this for the e-mail?

"I'm sorry for leaving so early yesterday. I really wanted to stay and talk with you longer, but I couldn't skip work after all.
I'm so glad that this whole incident ended well.
I enjoyed yesterday's lunch a lot, so let's do it again sometime.
Please contact me anytime you are free. I'd gladly join you."

What do you think?
273 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:36:33 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>271
Yeah, it's most likely that she's already shut herself into her shell again.
274 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:37:25 ID:3izQPZNX: >>272
That's it!!
275 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:37:39 ID:sN88AaVO: >>272
Use this one if you want to send an e-mail that presents you in a good light.
276 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:39:27 ID:7bTOAQCn: >>272
Not bad. It's actually pretty (・∀・) good!!
277 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:39:50 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Thing is, I always sucked at writing e-mails... So I'm not sure if my suggestions can serve as a reference.
278 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:40:28 ID:zMWv296F: I assume she's been through a lot in the past.
In other words, she's experienced many extreme situations.

People who have experienced that kind of things tend to get attracted to people with similar experiences.
Therefore, you should act like you're in an extreme situation too.

Like "With me looking like this, it's not surprising that I get mistaken for a molester.
　　　 This incident has made it even clearer to me that a person like me doesn't deserve to live. Hahaha."
279 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:41:02 ID:wtE7U/6q: >>272
Pretty good.
Although if possible, I'd try to change the "this whole incident" part.
I mean, OP is the victim in this case.
280 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:43:31 ID:3izQPZNX: >>279
I'm not >>272, but I'd suggest dropping that line altogether.
281 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:46:25 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>278
I see... Something like this then:

"Thank you very much for having lunch with me yesterday.
I think it was the first and last time for me to dine with a lady.
As I continue to live the rest of my life holed up in a dark room, I'll forever remember the lunch with you as my only happy memory.
I'm alive for now, but if I should stop answering your calls or e-mails, you'll know that just another stupid man has left this world.
Goodbye."

Looks pretty good.
282 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:48:29 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>279-280
Right, that line would just bring up all the unpleasant memories again.
283 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:50:28 ID:XuBlUkxA: >281
Isn't the writing style a little too humble? Or maybe it's just right for her.
284 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:54:02 ID:wtE7U/6q: Now that we've come to an agreement, I guess, we can call it a night.
So, what's your plan, >>1?
285 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:57:30 ID:k3lC/Vlv: I, for one, want to see OP jump the gun in a way that transcends our imagination.
286 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 01:57:37 ID:pN8IUv0d: Well, I think I'm going to wait for noww
287 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:00:20 ID:wtE7U/6q: Then go to bed and get some sleep for a tomorrow full of hope.
288 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:02:19 ID:efuWy/Un: In 2, 3 days, you could write her an e-mail that goes like
"You're not getting stalked, are you? I got a little worried and thought I'd write you an e-mail.".

"In 2, 3 days" <-- This is the important partw
289 : The_Most_Idle_Person_In_The_World _viagrA45/A : 04/11/08 02:07:21 ID:bvAwmNIy: Hang in there, >1! Leaving a post here in case this gets famous.
290 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:07:26 ID:zMWv296F: >>288
>You're not getting stalked, are you?
No need to sprinkle salt on a knife and twist it into her wound like that.
291 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:09:17 ID:VJa8BkC4: How about this?
Send an e-mail to Miss Understanding that's written like it was actually meant for a friend!!
The e-mail should be something like this:
"You know, the other day, I got mistaken for a molester by a woman... But hey, you know I kinda look like one, so I guess I can't really blame her.
I'm not mad at her either. I just feel bad for her as she seems to have gone through a lot of bad things in the past.
Just thinking about what horrible things she's experienced makes me sad... ".

What do you think?? Not good? Not good, huh... orz
292 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:09:37 ID:3izQPZNX: >>288
That e-mail itself makes him sound like a stalker thoughw
293 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:10:03 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>288
That's probably the kind of e-mail Glasses has been sending her.
294 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:11:24 ID:3izQPZNX: >>291
It doesn't feel very good having people going around and telling others about your stalker problem, you know?
295 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:11:38 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>291
If that's supposed to be an e-mail addressed to a female friend, it's not good. A male friend would be better. Make it an e-mail to Glasses.
296 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 02:12:38 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>291
That's way too obvious. It's not like she's still in middle school or something.
297 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:13:24 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>291
Send an e-mail to Miss Understanding and make it look like it was meant for Glasses!
Write "Keep your hands off her!".
298 : 291 : 04/11/08 02:13:33 ID:VJa8BkC4: I see... This is difficult...

I figured sending her a wrongly addressed e-mail would be a good way to casually let her know that OP's not a molester and that he's worried about her.
And her reply might give us a hint about how she feels about OP. At least, that was the plan...
299 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:13:49 ID:zFONQ1q9: Guys.
I can't be the first one to say this, but...
Is this supposed to be a rehash of Train Man or something?
This obviously made-up story?
300 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:14:20 ID:nz4trf4U: Finally caught up.
I think waiting is the best option for Molester Man for now.
The only problem is how to keep the thread alive so long.
301 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:16:17 ID:btBILlUB: It's interesting to see the different opinions and ways of thinking in this thread.
Some will lead to success, some not.
Just don't say it doesn't matter what you do anyway, because then the game is over before it even started.
302 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:16:31 ID:DiyOpLm8: Waiting for some time is fine, but I feel like it'll only make it more difficult to find the right time and excuse for an e-mail.
303 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:18:02 ID:hbKF+5Ge: Just do it!
304 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:18:51 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>299
I only found out about Train Man the day before yesterday, but I think this is the opposite of what Train Man was.
305 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:20:28 ID:k3lC/Vlv: The right time to write an e-mail to her is definitely tomorrow, not now.
Although sometime between 11 and 12 pm today would've been even better imo.
306 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:20:35 ID:zMWv296F: Wrongly addressed e-mail to Miss Understanding:

"No, you idiot, I didn't actually molest anyone, I got mistaken for a molester. Well, who cares about that.
More importantly, is the first lecture tomorrow getting canceled?"
307 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:20:55 ID:3c+VOoSz: >>1
When she told you that Glasses is getting annoying, she implicitly warned you, Molester Man.
Didn't you notice? She was trying to tell you that you shouldn't do the same mistake as him.
308 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:24:23 ID:YJ5gtcxh: The courage to take the first step.
309 : I guess it's too late for this, but... : 04/11/08 02:28:05 ID:Fky1DNEs: When she told you how she got stalked during the lunch today, shouldn't you have suggested
"If you're still scared of getting stalked, want me to become your bodyguard?"
with your best smile on your face?
310 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:28:23 ID:4au6HY2Z: There's nothing more annoying than getting an e-mail from some guy you're not interested in.
You better wait and see for now, Molester Man.
311 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:28:55 ID:k3lC/Vlv: Wrongly addressed e-mail, huh?

"I see... He sent that many e-mails, huh? Even if he had good intentions, that's about as bad as a stalker.
When he goes too far, you have tell him straight up to stop. Or should I tell him? I got his number the other day."

Send it to Glasses.
312 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:29:39 ID:zMWv296F: >>310
It's not that annoying if you don't have anything better to do anyway, is it?
313 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:30:36 ID:TZAdwqk0: When she mentioned getting stalked during the lunch, shouldn't you have suggested
"If you're having problems getting over your stalker trauma, want me to help you cure it by going out with you?"
with your best smile on your face?
314 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:31:00 ID:btBILlUB: >>310
Well, she's not going to write an e-mail to a guy she's not interested in either, so it's all the same, isn't it?
315 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:32:33 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>310
It can be annoying, but not so much if it's just one e-mail...
But if he waits too long, she'll just write him off.
316 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:33:23 ID:btBILlUB: Am I the only one that thinks OP posts too little?
So far, he's only posted like 12 times, if you don't count his reports.
317 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:35:49 ID:FlMcEZQ8: This shit is still going? Fucking rehash. Take it to a different board.
318 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:37:56 ID:MG8esv9H: I want OP to hurry up and launch an attack.
319 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:38:00 ID:Nk/boV8W: I just finished reading Train Man. Seems like miracles do occur.
I'm moved.
320 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:38:25 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>317
Hold your horses, bro.
VIP is the only board that accepts shit like this.
321 : You_can_easily_tell_a_VIPER_when_you_see_one _Iyutn6izzo : 04/11/08 02:47:01 ID:Cj/IEQ4p: They'll never turn this into a book. A book with the title "Molester Man" wouldn't sell.
322 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:52:06 ID:JDm1uwCz: >>319
Eh..?
323 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:52:24 ID:UwAHxaSJ: Heya, Miyuki-tan!＾＾
324 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:53:07 ID:nz4trf4U: Train Man was only a success because Train Man and the inhabitants of the board for single men interacted with each other warmly and discussed everything together.
Can Molester Man and the VIPPERs pull off something like that too?
325 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:53:41 ID:xMTbphJa: Shut up, pig.
　　 _, ,_ 　POW
　（　‘д‘）　⌒ヽﾌ
　　⊂彡☆))ω´）WEE WEE =З
326 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:54:07 ID:xMTbphJa: Good night, Substitution Man. Hang in there!
327 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:55:08 ID:UwAHxaSJ: t
328 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:55:50 ID:zMWv296F: The problem is his name. Molester Man just isn't right.
Since the thread title is "I got totally mistaken for a molester", he should be Total Man.
329 : ShitCatcc _KUSOZsaPr6 : 04/11/08 02:57:05 ID:gh9U7+kD: Is this the thread where you can meet Train Man the Second?
330 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:57:08 ID:k3lC/Vlv: There's need to walk in Train Man's footsteps though...
I'll be happy as long as it makes for a fun thread.
331 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:57:52 ID:QokYSuJg: Meh, I don't think she'll write an e-mail anyway.
332 : Three_Penny_Play : 04/11/08 02:58:30 ID:2bgplRGf: I was once mistaken for a molester too.
I was in my fourth year of university back then, but since I was more interested in books and job hunting, I was commuting to university for appearances only.
My university was a long train ride away and the trains were always pretty packed in the mornings, though not jam-packed.
That morning, I was on a train, standing below a handrail and reading a book. I was holding the book with both hands btw.
A lady in her 30's that was standing 1m behind me suddenly kicked me.
When I turned around startled, she asked me friendly as if nothing had happened:
"Is something wrong?".
333 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:58:52 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>330
There's something wrong with my first sentencew
I guess, it means I really ought to go to bed already...
Gotta go to work again tomorrow... Sigh...
334 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 03:23:00 ID:7gcuLeN5: "I'm sorry, I was busy with work and couldn't write an e-mail yesterday.
A lot has happened, but I'm just glad that everything ended well.

I'm sure it's tough for a woman to be living alone, so please don't hesitate to call me if something bad or worrying happens.
And we seem to live pretty close to each other too.

Well then, I'm sorry for causing you all kinds of trouble."

Send her an e-mail like this!
Now that the case is closed, this should be a good way to hint at how you feel about her, disguised as a harmless greeting.
It's all over if she replies with a polite KTHXBYE e-mail though.
In case there's no reply from her in the next few days, you'll have to give up too.
335 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 03:56:52 ID:pN8IUv0d: Hmm... Whenever someone posts a great suggestion for an e-mail, I start wondering if I should really wait or just send an e-mail now.
I know I shouldn't make the same mistake as Glasses and probably wait for her to contact me first, but that plan is based on the assumption that she's going to contact me sometime in the future....
I think I might try writing her an e-mail if I still haven't gotten one from her by tomorrow night...
Haven't really made up my mind yet though.
336 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 03:58:32 ID:6dmFtpla: >>335
Let's wait and see for one day.
If she doesn't contact you, send her an e-mail sometime around Wednesday.
337 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 05:21:51 ID:ToJOqzep: Go to bed already, you fucking shut-ins.
Tomorrow is a Monday, you know?
Ah, sorryw I forgot you're all jobless scrubsw
338 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 06:08:58 ID:z3iRKWoG: ".........................................................................................So you were a VIPPER, huh... (in a very small voice)"
339 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 08:11:00 ID:c0UUmkt2: >>335
Why don't you make the first step for a change and send her an e-mail today?
She'll just keep drifting further away from you with every passing day. The time to strike is now, any time later would be too late.
Oh yeah, one more thing. Make sure to keep the thread alive while I'm gone.
340 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 08:27:13 ID:LMv5Rvue: No, it's better to wait no matter how you look at it.
341 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 08:32:21 ID:96lqFMtB: Train Man >>>>>>>>>>>> Molester Man >> Business Card Man

　　--Is there hope for Business Card Man?--
http://love3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/motenai/1098671544/
342 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:00:32 ID:20QaR3Mm: What a persistent guy.
343 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:18:22 ID:QsnTYxKe: >>341
That thread is already over though.
344 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:21:47 ID:LMv5Rvue: >>341
I just skimmed through it, but it's so half-assed it just doesn't do it for me.
This OP at least puts in some effort into his reports, making it worth sticking around.
345 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:39:27 ID:v2fR0125: I think it's better if he writes an e-mail today.
Both >>272 and >>334 are just harmless and polite e-mails, I don't see how they would annoy her.
Isn't it more impolite to make her wait longer?
346 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:41:46 ID:neW6dsaj: He shouldn't suggest meeting again.
She doesn't want to see him again anyway.

If he wants to meet her, it has to be by chance.
347 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:42:54 ID:jOP3HyDv: I have no idea what's going on as I haven't been on 2ch for two days.
I can't be assed to read all this, someone tell me what happened in three lines.
348 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:55:01 ID:Lv5XQQTD: >347
Molester
Man
happened.
349 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:57:54 ID:neW6dsaj: >>347
Love
Heart throbbing and
Kisses
350 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:58:43 ID:QRScqQQk: >>347
On the first day, Molester Man was mistaken for a molester by Miss Understanding and they went to the police station together with Glasses who just happened to be passing by.
After that, Molester Man and Miss Understanding went to a coffee lounge where Molester Man explained himself and managed to clear her suspicion of him. They proceeded to have lunch together and then went home.
That night, Molester Man started the previous thread and almost fucked everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow managed to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.

On the second day, Miss Understanding called Molester Man and picked him up. They then met up with Glasses and headed to the police station together. At the police station, Miss Understanding, Glasses and even the policemen apologized to Molester Man.
Later that day, he had omelets for lunch with Miss Understanding. She asked Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but Molester had to leave early because of his part-time job.
He told her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she didn't seem too euphoric about it.

The point of discussion right now is when he should send her an e-mail.

How are you supposed to summarize all this in 3 lines!?w
351 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:07:05 ID:QRScqQQk: >>346
No, you can't tell for sure. Yesterday, for example, when he was about to leave after having lunch with her, she hinted that she'd like to continue talking to him.
The only thing we know for sure is that Glasses' Train Man tactics failed.
352 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:23:50 ID:VewwwYvG: Then all he's going to do today is wait, huh?
Let's try to keep the thread alive until tomorrow.
353 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:35:11 ID:8wbaiavu: Young Wives Molester Game is on! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*☆
354 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:38:44 ID:ASQNwUFX: They say the impatient beggar receives little. If OP were to make a move now, I'm sure it'd only lead to her pulling away from him.
Or maybe OP didn't have a chance with her from the beginning.

You know, I feel like it's partially the girl's own fault that she got stalked in the first place.
At least, that's the feeling I get from >>1's reports.
For instance, she keeps doing things that make you think she's interested in you, even though it's not her intention to. Like when she suddenly asked OP out for lunch, she just wanted to apologize to him.
She never thinks about the implications and consequences of her actions.

She seems rather indifferent to all but herself.
When she does care about someone else for a change, she's quick to say and do things that may appear almost bold and caring.
But for the rest of the time, she either doesn't care or perceives things in a slightly off way, which in return leads to misunderstandings.

When she seemed disappointed that >>1 had to leave for work after the lunch, it might have just been because she couldn't talk to the end even though it was supposed to be the last time for them to see each other.

Glasses is probably getting deceived by her behaviour too and thinks she actually needs him or something.
She only cares about her own safety and completely ignores how she might appear to others.
Well, okay, she's probably trying her hardest to avoid causing trouble to others, but it's usually the opposite that happens.
355 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:53:41 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>354
tl;dr
But thanks for your input anyway.
356 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:02:35 ID:tQYlW/9Z: >>354
That's exactly what I think too!
I'd posted something similar in the first thread, but forgot about itw
Miss Understanding only thinks about herself, which is why she doesn't even notice that she's leading Molester Man on.

If it's hopeless anyway, it's better the sooner OP finds out about it.
I've changed my mind, write her an e-mail today, >>1!
357 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:06:03 ID:QsnTYxKe: >>353
You meant to post in the Fuji TV thread, didn't you?w
358 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:16:38 ID:FjYTTLYd: How come it's an outrageous insult if you mistake someone for a murderer, but in case of molesting, the perpetrator(the false accuser) usually has the advantage?
359 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:31:36 ID:Lv5XQQTD: Because it's more romantic that way.
360 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:38:19 ID:2C7MbdNr: I'm the one that posted in the previous thread that even if Molester Man managed to date her, he'd just end up getting stabbed by her.
It looks like Miss Understanding's behaviour is a lot easier to understand than I originally thought.

If you can really tell if she likes something or not just by the tone of her voice, then it makes deciding what to say next really easy.

...is what I wanted to say, but this approach would take too much time. It seems like it's going to be a difficult task to get close to her in a short time.
Even Glasses who probably hasn't even written her that many e-mails is getting almost treated like some stalker.
It'd be a lot easier if you were at least close enough to write her e-mails whenever you felt like it, but you're still far from it.

Have you asked Miss Understanding about her hobbies?
If you did, you could keep the conversation going with "Oh, that sounds interesting." or "Oh, I wanna have that too.".
You weren't seriously only talking about the police thing and her stalker problem all the time, were you?
Because in my opinion, now that the case is closed, talking about hobbies is about the only way you have left to get a conversation going.
361 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:53:49 ID:TZAdwqk0: OP, give us a detailed profile of yourself, Miss Understanding and Glasses please.
Or do we even need one for Glasses?
362 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 12:34:44 ID:Ugi9tHe9: >>335

I can see them running into each other like they did on the first day.
I hope Molester Man is the one in front this time and Miss Understanding the one to call out to him though...
363 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 12:38:51 ID:O3R+8ROR: >>362
But if they ran into each other by chance on some street, she'd just think he's stalking her again, wouldn't she?
And what's more, it'd just end up confirming her suspicion and she'd drag him to the police station again.
364 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:13:05 ID:Pfnq5MI4: >>361
Molester Man
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: I'm a third-rate university student and I live alone
Height: 163cm
Weight: 50kg
Looks: In the "Rate my face" thread, I was told I look normal. In aquariums, I can easily get in with a ticket for middle-schoolers, that's how much of a babyface I have.
Dating history: Ever since second grade in middle school, I've dated countless women, each more beautiful than the last.
　　　　　　　　　Amongst others, I've had relationships with maid robots, childhood friends and vampires... in dating sims.

Miss Understanding
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: Freelance part-timer, apparently works in a family restaurant and lives alone.
Height: Approx. 155cm? Quite a bit smaller than me and that's not easy.
Weight: Approx. 45kg? Very little in any case.
Looks: She'd probably get a standard score of 60 to 70 in the "Rate my face" thread. She's cute and has a babyface too.
Dating history: I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already.
　　　　　　　　　That means, the stalker thing must have happened quite recently.
365 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:13:43 ID:Pfnq5MI4: Glasses
Age: In his twenties?
Occupation: Works in some trading company. Probably a salesman.
Height: Approx. 170cm? Didn't look that tall to me.
Weight: Approx. 60kg? Rather skinny.
Looks: I think he'd get at least a standard score of 60 in the "Rate my face" thread. He's what you'd call a young and attractive salaryman.
Dating history: Umm... most likely not a virgin.

Hope I didn't forget anything.
366 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:15:24 ID:SNIRnyai: They're all midgetsw
367 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:28:43 ID:Pfnq5MI4: Meh, if I was taller, even I'd be a little more popular among girls...
368 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:32:15 ID:BdpWRlCG: Umm... Nope.
369 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:34:03 ID:T9xrFNcP: >>367
How come a 176cm tall guy like me is still a half-virgin then?
370 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:34:56 ID:Pfnq5MI4: What the hell is a "half-virgin"?w
371 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:35:34 ID:EWDXCF9I: Which reminds me, let's try comparing OP's situation with what I still remember of the Train Man summary I read the other day.

IIRC, Hermes didn't fall in love with Train Man at first sight.
Only after she was asked out for dinner by Train Man and a friend of her asked her "Could it be that you've fallen for Train Man?" did she realize for the first time that she's fallen in love.

What I'm trying to say is that the most important thing is the impression you left on Miss Understanding during the two lunches you had with her, >>1.
And I'm not talking about looks, I'm talking about what's inside. You know, stuff like being on the same wavelength or being able to talk about anything.
372 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:37:58 ID:T9xrFNcP: >>370
A crazy woman came to my place all of a sudden and forced herself on me... Well, I'll leave the rest up to your imagination. What counts is that I managed to protect my chastity.
373 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:41:33 ID:Pfnq5MI4: HAHAHA!!
Are you sure you weren't just dreaming? As if something like that really happens.
374 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:41:35 ID:EWDXCF9I: >>372
I take it she gave you head, but you stopped her right before insertion.
375 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:58:06 ID:T9xrFNcP: >>374
Are you a wizard?
376 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 14:27:18 ID:Ui8vbb2i: Just post a pic of yourself already, >>1.
377 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 14:40:23 ID:Ugi9tHe9: It's soon KURISUMASU time.
378 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 14:47:19 ID:Ui8vbb2i: Shit, I totally read that as "It's soon KURITORISU time". I'm ashamed of myself.
379 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 14:51:18 ID:iwWJkWUT: Go die in a fire.
380 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 15:08:35 ID:gMbPrJSD: By the way, even if a 2ch thread gets turned into a book, the person who started the thread doesn't get one-hundredth of a yen, does he?
Are the guys posting "He's aiming for a book!" even aware of this?
381 : ヽ('A`)ノWAAAAHHH _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 15:14:48 ID:imXBNWK0: Oh, this thread is still alive.
382 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 15:23:04 ID:Z6T1o+G1: When I was going over the thread again, >>182 caught my attention.
This guy may be right.

Let's see. I mistake a girl for something she isn't and cause a lot of trouble to her, but when I go to her to apologize on the next day, she doesn't seem mad at me at all.
If this happened to me, I'd probably think she IS mad, but is trying hard not to show it or that she's got some sneaky plan for payback.

Also, if she talked to >>1 about so much to the point of getting carried away, it may mean that she finds OP to be a good listener.
383 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 15:27:21 ID:Z6T1o+G1: You have to be very patient, obviously, if you want to date a woman with a stalker trauma.
Instead of the cool guy act, you should try to act more like a stupidly honest guy that doesn't hide anything from her. It might make it easier for her to trust and eventually date you.
384 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:13:23 ID:yzxUzIc8: bump
385 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:32:25 ID:ZdF2THgf: Guys.
My girlfriend told me something interesting last night.
It seems, her part-time co-worker asked her for advice and I've been wondering...
That co-worker could be Miss Understanding...
386 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:35:43 ID:Mel3caJ/: I don't know what, but something is here━━━━━('A`)━━━━━?????????
387 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:36:19 ID:Z6T1o+G1: >>385
Tell us more about it, but in a way that doesn't reek of troll.
388 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:36:32 ID:qv2IosoS: EHHHHHH? EHHHH?????
389 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 16:41:01 ID:imXBNWK0: May this new twist bring us great joy.
390 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:48:01 ID:w385Ao45: >>389
Did your trip change a little?w
391 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:48:57 ID:Ui8vbb2i: >>385
Okay, I'll take the bait. Tell me all about it.
392 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:53:00 ID:ZdF2THgf: Seems like her co-worker asked her for advice about a stalker problem.
Something about how some guy followed her around on her way home.
And how it's gotten really complicated now because the police are involved.
And the suspected guy insists that it was just a misunderstanding.
Her co-worker doesn't seem to be buying it though.
Well, I'll try to find out more from my girlfriend.
393 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:56:54 ID:Z6T1o+G1: >>392
Sounds a lot like this case... We'll need to know what kind of part-time job your girlfriend has...
Where does she work? You don't have to tell us the address, just what kind of job she has.
394 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:00:35 ID:Ugi9tHe9: Is it possible that Miss Understanding is only acting friendly to OP because she doesn't want to anger a potential stalker?
395 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:07:25 ID:7gcuLeN5: 　SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL
396 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:09:54 ID:E9mMf//n: Summary of this thread please.
397 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:11:46 ID:Z6T1o+G1: So... are you sending her an e-mail today or not?
398 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:20:12 ID:Z6T1o+G1: >>396

Here's a short summary: >>350

Character profiles:　>>364-365
　　　　　　
399 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:25:29 ID:Z6T1o+G1: >>350 The timeline isn't right in this one. orz

The day of the first incident　　　　　　　　5th
The day they went to the police again　　7th
Today　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 8th
400 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:29:01 ID:ugUr4xSl: In my mind, I imagine Miss Understanding to be like the girl Tooyama Kyooko plays in that skit with Horiken in Laughing Dogs.
You know, the girl that always goes "Bread!" when he asks her what she wants to eat.
401 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:31:56 ID:UbrN4r2T: >>400
I guess that makes >>1 the guy she has an affair with.
402 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:36:19 ID:VewwwYvG: Are there no women in this thread?
If there is, please write what you think about all this.
403 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:45:36 ID:wTDoInN9: If you'd only kept referring to her as "Miss Understanding", you could have shown her this thread, but now that you've called her "mentally unstable"...
That is, assuming you manage to make her your girlfriend.
404 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:48:51 ID:E9mMf//n: >>398
Sorry, didn't know someone had posted a summary a few posts before mine. Thanks.
I guess OP is making good progress if she even asked him for advice.

>>402
Here's one.
405 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:50:37 ID:tiQcsR5/: >>404
Please have a sword fight with me.
406 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:53:44 ID:wTDoInN9: >>404
Post a pic of your (sword) butt.
407 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:54:21 ID:Z6T1o+G1: >>404
I'd let you Men and Kote me if you catch my drift.
408 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:57:28 ID:Ui8vbb2i: >>404
Then I'll let you Dou me anytime.
409 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:57:42 ID:LvVJQ2n6: Btw, could it be that >>1 was actually planning on following Miss Understanding around and attacking her that night, but with Glasses Guy getting in the way of his plan, he was forced to come up with some excuse. And by posting about the whole thing in 2ch, he wants to stress that he is in fact innocent even if he were to be found guilty?

　　My intuition is telling me that >>1 is really a rapist/molester. It's just my intuition though.
410 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:00:16 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>403
If she isn't computer/internet savvy, just tell her it's internet slang for a person that's like out of a fairy-tale or somethingw
411 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:00:29 ID:E9mMf//n: >>405-408

>>409
What does that matter now?
412 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:01:01 ID:FqeqnrHC: Tsuki and Kiai`
I wonder who was the first to say that`
413 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 18:03:06 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>392
Whoa, whoa... Don't scare me like that, man... That would be one crazy ass tweeest if that was true.
>>409
Hahaha. No way.
414 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:05:24 ID:kWKIEV1y: Wanna borrow my girlfriend? Here she is. ◎
415 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:05:37 ID:2CdrWv3L: This thread is full of crazy ass tweeests.
I'm glad I stuck around.
416 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:07:36 ID:wTDoInN9: >>410
That's a pretty accurate description of someone who's "mentally unstable" though, if you ask mew
417 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:09:25 ID:Mel3caJ/: >>413
Very suspicious... ('A`)
418 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:26:51 ID:KUUAAHhU: >>409
As far as credibility goes, that definitely seems more realistic and therefore more interesting, but I don't think we'll get that kind of twist anytime soon.
419 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:32:45 ID:E9mMf//n: If all of this isn't just a product of >>1's imagination, you guys really need to go make Miss Understanding yours before she gets hurt by >>1.
420 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 18:38:58 ID:pN8IUv0d: Shit, I can't fall asleep.
Should I write her an e-mail after all?
421 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:39:43 ID:2CdrWv3L: >>420
Why are you trying to fall asleep at this hour?
422 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:40:27 ID:VtsNAsGm: >>420
Are you still going on about that?
423 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:42:35 ID:wW/lmVxx: I'm for sending an e-mail.
Or rather, you should have sent one a long time ago.
424 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:44:05 ID:ZdF2THgf: So...
I'm about to interrogate my girlfriend now.
425 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:45:54 ID:VewwwYvG: >>424
That's hot.
426 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:47:11 ID:ASQNwUFX: It's all over if you send her an e-mail now. You'd just turn into a persistent creep in her eyes.
You were already persistent as fuck when you asked her if you can contact her and see her again after the lunch.
I'll say this again and again, she didn't ask you out for lunch because she was interested in you, she just felt bad and wanted to apologize for the misunderstanding.
She seems to hate the thought of someone having a bad impression of her to the point of obsession.
And it's because of that attitude of hers that she gets stalked and has guys like Glasses and you chasing her.
427 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:47:50 ID:DaggsSkV: >>420
OP, why don't you wait until you've heard ZdF2THgf's report? It won't be too late for an e-mail then.
428 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:33:57 ID:c0UUmkt2: >>420 >>392
You two should just tell us which prefecture you live in for a start.
Also, send her an e-mail already. Are you a VIPPER or not? VIPPERs are all about going all out.
429 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:36:21 ID:VDDYA5a4: >>420
You're in the wrong thread.
430 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:38:47 ID:LvVJQ2n6: >>420
You're the worst kind of guy, you know that?
You're just some dirty asshole scheming to take advantage of a woman that mistook you for a molester and have sex with her if possible.
I hate creepy schemers like you the most, you fucking disgust me.
431 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:42:06 ID:TZAdwqk0: >>392
Okay, make your girlfriend ask Miss Understanding
"Could it be that you've fallen for Molester Man?"...
432 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:43:45 ID:0EQZS/uE: Just try sending her an e-mail already! If she's not too busy, she's bound to reply something.
The worst that can happen is her thinking "...............................................................What's with this guy? (in a very small voice)".
It won't kill you.
433 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:45:29 ID:ASQNwUFX: I can see OP sending an e-mail to her now, which confirms her suspicions of OP being a stalker, and OP getting arrested for real.
And >>1 seems to have what it takes to become a stalker too.
434 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:52:30 ID:ZdF2THgf: Here's how it went...
Me: "Say, about the stalker thing you told me about yesterday... Did your co-worker apologize to the suspect?"
Girlfriend: "Well... I told her she should send him a box of cakes or something as a token of apology."
Me: "And then? Did they meet up and have lunch together?"
Gf: "Why? I don't see why they would do that..."
Me: "Hmm... Take a look at this." (I show her this thread.)

>>428 Girlfriend: "Don't you write where we live!". So yeah... ＿|￣|○
435 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:54:26 ID:b32ovm4z: >>434
I'm disappointed in you.
436 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:55:54 ID:VDDYA5a4: >>434
Wait, your girlfriend is a 2channer?
437 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:57:05 ID:Ui8vbb2i: >>434
You're the worst.
438 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:57:45 ID:E9mMf//n: >>434
Start over from scratch.
439 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:58:09 ID:ZdF2THgf: And then...
Girlfriend: "I don't think it's the same person. My co-worker said she thinks that the suspect is creepy and that she doesn't want to see him again."
Or so she said.
By the way, she also said her co-worker doesn't resemble Ogura Yuuko.
440 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:58:50 ID:ZdF2THgf: Alright. I'll start over...
441 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:02:46 ID:E9mMf//n: I think facial resemblance is primarily subjective, so that doesn't prove anything.

>>440
Sorry.
442 : OP's_neighbor : 04/11/08 20:04:18 ID:ZdF2THgf: Me: "About the stalker thing you told me about yesterday... Did your co-worker apologize to the suspect?"
GF: "Well... She said something about having to report something to the police. And that she'll go to the police with the suspect..."
443 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:04:33 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>440
Let me praise you if no one else will.
Seems like you did your best.
It was all for naught though.
444 : OP's_neighbor : 04/11/08 20:04:42 ID:ZdF2THgf: Was that better?
445 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:05:30 ID:2CdrWv3L: What in KOREA is this?
446 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:06:54 ID:c0UUmkt2: >>442
Your teacher didn't happen to always tell you that you could do better if you put more effort into it, did he?
447 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:08:34 ID:ZdF2THgf: Seriously now...

It seems like they're different people... ＿|￣|○
Though her co-worker could be pulling it out of her ass for all I know.

But well, I guess, we now know what girls typically think in such situations.
"He's creepy, I don't want to see him again."
That's what she said...
448 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:10:21 ID:E9mMf//n: >>444
It's okay. Thanks.
449 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:20:00 ID:E9mMf//n: >>447
We now know what one girl thinks in such a situation. We shouldn't start generalizing.
450 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:21:03 ID:pN8IUv0d: Hihihi!! She sent me an e-mail!! Hihihi!!

Subject: Yesterday,
"you treated me to lunch even though I was the one who asked you to accompany me...
Thank you very much for that."

I'm so glad I chose to wait...!! But her e-mail is so short. SO SHORT!!
451 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:22:34 ID:b32ovm4z: >>450
See, when you're in luck, good things come to those who wait instead of greedily jumping the gun.
452 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:23:41 ID:c0UUmkt2: >>450
So, what are you going to reply?
453 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:24:28 ID:E9mMf//n: Isn't she still just sounding you out?
Don't get hasty and reply after reading everyone's opinions.
I think a short reply would be good.
454 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:24:29 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>452
You guys tell me. Isn't that what this thread is for? Man, don't make me spell it out for you.

You don't want to let me reply all by myself, I can tell you that.
455 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:27:07 ID:Ku/+PeDb: I'm not finished reading the previous thread yet, but this is pretty much Train Man plus creepy e-mails divided by two, am I right?
456 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:27:28 ID:Ui8vbb2i: "Let's have lunch together again sometime."
457 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:27:38 ID:pN8IUv0d: So, what do I do?
Judging from her e-mail, I don't see how she's got a good impression of me.
Do I end the e-mail exchange with a short reply?
Or do I try to drag it out?
458 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:28:17 ID:qv2IosoS: Let it go.
459 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:29:41 ID:Vt7a/EGk: >>272 or >>281, it is. I'd recommend >>281.
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461 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:30:00 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>458
Like this?

"No, please don't mention it. Let's have lunch again some time."

Yay or nay?
462 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:30:28 ID:b32ovm4z: Well, let me put it in simple terms...
There's no way she'd send an e-mail to a guy she's not interested in.
Therefore, Miss Understanding probably wants to talk to you again, Molester.

Now, how's this for a reply?
"Speaking of treats...
I would like to thank you too for treating me to your pink taco."

Looks good to me.
463 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:30:51 ID:2CdrWv3L: >>461
"Some time", huh...
464 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:32:23 ID:c0UUmkt2: >>461
"Ah, that was nothing. If it's just lunch, I can treat you whenever you want.
Want me to raise the bar and treat you to sushi next time?
Also, do you know that truck that always comes to this neighbourhood to sell apple juice? If not, I could show you if you want."

With this, you can show off your manly side. Besides, what's the use of suggesting to have lunch "some time" if you don't suggest a specific time?
Get your shit together, man.
465 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:32:32 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>462
I see, I see... WHAT.
>>463
What's wrong about it?
Should I suggest something concrete instead?
466 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:33:23 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>461
Isn't that kinda reckless?w
467 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:34:49 ID:tiQcsR5/: Make up something about leftover tickets and ask her out on a date!
468 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:36:38 ID:pN8IUv0d: I'll go with >>272.

"No, please don't mention it.
I'm sorry for leaving so early yesterday. I really wanted to stay and talk with you longer, but I couldn't skip work after all.
I'm so glad that this whole incident ended well.
I enjoyed yesterday's lunch a lot, so let's do it again sometime.
Please contact me anytime you are free. I'd gladly join you."

Sent.
469 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:36:39 ID:Vt7a/EGk: How about you try to gain her trust and become friends through e-mail for the next few days?
470 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:36:49 ID:RH59LcwM: "No, don't mention it.
I didn't tell you the other day, but my major at university is actually psychology and I'm very interested in the psychology of stalker victims.
Which is why I wanted to ask you if you could tell me about it the next time you fall victim to a stalker."

You'll undoubtedly be able to seize her heart with this.
471 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:37:08 ID:2CdrWv3L: >>468
Good decision!
472 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:38:40 ID:Ku/+PeDb: But it's crazy how you got from getting mistaken for a molester by a girl to exchanging e-mails with her... You're lucky, >>1.
Wouldn't it have been normally over at the police station after you two got interviewed? I honestly didn't think something like out of a TV soap could happen in real life.
473 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:38:47 ID:Ui8vbb2i: And Miss Understanding replies

".................................................................I guess. (in a very small voice)"
474 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:39:24 ID:b32ovm4z: >>468
The last 2 lines could have used a little more work.
475 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:40:43 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>472
Yeah. I find it hard to believe myself.
476 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:40:59 ID:tiQcsR5/: A little recklessness wouldn't hurt in OP's case.
477 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:42:18 ID:wW/lmVxx: It's too late now, but wouldn't it have been better to send just this part?

"No, please don't mention it.
I'm sorry for leaving so early yesterday."

It's like you're trying to win her heart with just 1 or 2 e-mails or something...
478 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:42:21 ID:JBUYvLgy: You asshole getting all chummy with a girl!
479 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:42:26 ID:RH59LcwM: I bet 10,000 yen that even if Molester Man should manage to date her, she'll dump him the moment she sees his private life.
480 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:42:49 ID:fKLA6aGw: >>468
>>Please contact me anytime you are free. I'd gladly join you.
You made a mistake here.

It's useless to wait for a woman to act.
It may be different if she was in love with you, but you're the one that's in love with her.
You have to write something that counts as making the first step...
481 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:43:00 ID:SYb85CY3: Let's try switching your roles around...
You got followed around at night by a baby-faced woman that easily passes as a middle-schooler in aquariums and are now exchanging e-mails and having lunch with her everyday...
...(;´д｀) pant pant
482 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:43:03 ID:QqCdMlpX: What if OP's just another swindler like Train Man?w
483 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:43:48 ID:VDDYA5a4: >>477
I second this.
484 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 20:44:43 ID:imXBNWK0: Oh, OP is here?
485 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:46:14 ID:pN8IUv0d: She replied!!

"I think, it was just me talking on and on though... I'm sorry.
I enjoyed myself too. If you don't mind, I'd be happy to dine with you again."

...I don't get it. Is she avoiding me or not?
486 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:46:52 ID:VDDYA5a4: >>485
There's still hope.
487 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:47:15 ID:HdqfUoz0: Holy shit!!!
488 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:47:31 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>485
Are you for real...
489 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:47:53 ID:FqeqnrHC: Why don't you try asking Glasses along?
490 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:48:02 ID:tiQcsR5/: Ehhhhhhhhh I can't believe it
491 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:48:17 ID:VDDYA5a4: Better start training karaoke singing, bowling and UFO catching now.
492 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:48:23 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>486-488
Huh, really?
I feel like she's always just beating about the bush. She takes unusually long to reply and when she does it's always some harmless, polite e-mail...
493 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:49:11 ID:Vt7a/EGk: THIS IS STARTING TO GET INTERESTING GENTLEMEN
494 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:49:47 ID:qv2IosoS: It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
495 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:49:57 ID:VDDYA5a4: >>492
Don't get too greedy, don't get too greedy!
496 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:50:09 ID:wW/lmVxx: Well, you could reply

"I'm glad...
I was feeling bad that I had to leave early and you couldn't finish talking."

for now, maybe?
But I didn't expect that kind of reply from her at all, so I don't know if anything I say can be used as a reference.
497 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:50:29 ID:pN8IUv0d: Should I suggest something specific for next time?
Or would that be too greedy too?
498 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:50:51 ID:ZdF2THgf: Attack!
499 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:51:52 ID:hbKF+5Ge: Just do it!
500 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:51:55 ID:VDDYA5a4: I'm for >>496.
501 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:52:24 ID:Vt7a/EGk: Send her >>496 first and see how Miss Undie reacts.
502 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:52:24 ID:c0UUmkt2: If she didn't like you and didn't want to see you again, she wouldn't hint at another meeting.
I mean, she's a stalker victim for Christ's sake.

Write her something that can serve as an excuse for you to meet her again.
Don't you know of some new restaurant or something that opened in your neighborhood?
503 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:52:27 ID:ASQNwUFX: Betray her expectations and reply

"To be honest, I want to forget about this incident and everything that is related to it. So I don't think there'll be a next time."

to see how she reacts.
504 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:52:31 ID:b32ovm4z: >>485
Alright, write her this next.

"What are you saying? I wouldn't mind!
Please tell me about anything you want.
I'll lend you an ear anytime."
505 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:53:26 ID:FqeqnrHC: >>503
I don't think she'd really mind if there was no next timew
506 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:53:37 ID:HdqfUoz0: Why don't you try asking her a few questions first to get to know her better?
507 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:53:46 ID:qv2IosoS: "I know a good place we could go together to. Would you like to join me?"
508 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:53:52 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>502
Something new in my neighbourhood? Not really... I saw a dead dog lying around near the bus station on my way to university is all...
509 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:55:16 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>507
That's it!!

So all the VIPPERs here think I should attack?
510 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:56:51 ID:2CdrWv3L: Retreat! Retreat!
511 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:57:23 ID:c0UUmkt2: >>508
Can't you come up with anything that's not about war, death or your creepy hobbies?w
There must be something. Like suggesting some restaurant you'd like to try out that's in the same building as the omelet one from last time for example.

I'll be off watching Oda Yuuji play a loser now. Make sure to secure the next date.
512 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:57:37 ID:IPmWBW81: >>509
Well, attacking should make for a more interesting thread.
513 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:59:12 ID:pN8IUv0d: Well, for now, I replied

"I enjoyed myself too. You say it was just you talking on and on, but listening to someone talk can be fun too.
Do you know that pasta place on XX street?
I've been wanting to eat there for quite some time. How about going there next time?".

So, yeah...
514 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:00:25 ID:2CdrWv3L: Whoa, he went on the offensive all of a sudden.
515 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:01:24 ID:wW/lmVxx: OP is quite the gambler.
I wouldn't have the balls to launch an attack like that.
516 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:01:34 ID:ZdF2THgf: >You say it was just you talking on and on, but listening to someone talk can be fun too.

This part is a little difficult to understand. It could be understood as sarcasm.
Not a good thing to say to a mentally unstable woman.
517 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 21:02:52 ID:imXBNWK0: Ask her out to the movies already.
518 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:03:06 ID:ASQNwUFX: She's just being polite in eight or nine cases out of ten though.
Even after all this talk about a next time, she still hasn't explicitly suggested meeting again herself.

>If you don't mind, I'd be happy to dine with you again.
↑Even this seems like something she felt forced to add as >>1 kept insisting on seeing her again.

I feel like her e-mails are giving off a "This is the last of it." vibe.
519 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:03:25 ID:pN8IUv0d: Ahh... Was I too rash..? She's taking quite long to reply...
520 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:03:50 ID:QqCdMlpX: I wanna watch "I'm coming to meet you now".
521 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:04:28 ID:VDDYA5a4: Send her "I'm coming to meet you now".
522 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:06:31 ID:FD7f1vPw: She's taking long because she's thinking about what to reply. You take long to reply too, OP.
523 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:06:35 ID:RH59LcwM: >>513
Reply:
"Oh, that pasta restaurant... The food there... isn't very good... (in a very small voice)"
524 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:07:50 ID:ASQNwUFX: Well, if she suddenly says she's booked on a holiday, you'll know it's 100% over.
As long as she doesn't suggest a different date, of course.
525 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 21:09:34 ID:imXBNWK0: >>524
I'm 99% sure he'll be fine.
526 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:09:38 ID:QqCdMlpX: >521
My girlfriend did that to me once...
I had no idea it was just a movie title.
I was like "Eh!?" because it was after midnight.
527 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:09:49 ID:qv2IosoS: 　　　　　　　OP'S　　　　FATE　　　　IS　　　　ABOUT　　　　TO　　　　BE　　　　DECIDED
528 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:09:52 ID:pN8IUv0d: She replied!!

"When will you be free next, Mr. Molester?"

Oh, oh, oh?
529 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:10:41 ID:QqCdMlpX: Everyday is a free day.
530 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:11:11 ID:pN8IUv0d: I directly replied that I'll be free on Wednesday next.
531 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:11:11 ID:HdqfUoz0: She replied─wwﾍ√ﾚvv～─(ﾟ∀ﾟ)─wwﾍ√ﾚvv～─!!!!
532 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:11:44 ID:2CdrWv3L: Seriously?
533 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:11:58 ID:FqeqnrHC: "................................................................I'm sorry, but I'm not free on Wednesday. (in a very small voice)"
534 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:12:10 ID:RH59LcwM: Alright! I've been only posting discouraging posts about how OP's gonna fail until now, but I'm going to start rooting for him!
535 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:12:33 ID:wW/lmVxx: I'm starting to think that I must be just extremely unlucky when it comes to women.
536 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:13:08 ID:b32ovm4z: What if she's only asking when you're free out of politeness and was actually planning on turning you down from the start?
537 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:13:10 ID:y30bQqNi: HERE WE GO━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━GO━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━GO━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━GO━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━GO━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━GO━━━(ﾟ
538 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 21:13:24 ID:imXBNWK0: It's decided─wwﾍ√ﾚvv～─(ﾟ∀ﾟ)─wwﾍ√ﾚvv～─!!!!
I knew it wouldn't end just like that!w
539 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:14:36 ID:pN8IUv0d: She replied.......

"Ahh, Wednesday, huh? I fear I can't make it on Wednesday."

HAHAHA
540 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:14:48 ID:RH59LcwM: "Wednesday, huh..? Actually, I have to work on Wednesday...
But Mr. Molester is probably very busy with job and studies... I'll check if I can take Wednesday off."
541 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:15:02 ID:DpLiqLJS: >>164
Yeah, let's go now. See you in front of the station in 15 minutes.
542 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:15:03 ID:ASQNwUFX: You should've just left it up to her to decide when to meet, >>1.
She's just waiting for you to suggest a day so she can make up some excuse why she can't make it on that day.
543 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:15:30 ID:2CdrWv3L: >>539
It's over.
544 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 21:15:30 ID:imXBNWK0: There's no way in hell she'd take a day off to meet a molester.
545 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:15:56 ID:Vt7a/EGk: ∧＿∧　　　
( ´･ω･) 　Well, how about some tea for now?
( つ旦O　　
と＿)＿)　　旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦
546 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:16:32 ID:y30bQqNi: >>1
IT'S GAME OVER
547 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:16:46 ID:wW/lmVxx: Try suggesting two different days.
It's probably hopeless anyway thoughw
548 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:17:16 ID:pN8IUv0d: Game over, huh... So she was just being polite when she asked, huh...
What am I supposed to do now?
1. Give up like a man and never write her an e-mail again. Permavirgin end.
2. Reply like "When are you free then!?" like I didn't get the hint.
549 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:18:12 ID:b32ovm4z: >>547
She'd just reply
"XXday and YYday, huh..? I'm booked on both days. I'm sorry.",
obviously.
550 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:18:46 ID:RH59LcwM: "I see. Well then, please contact me when you're free. I'm always free anyway."
551 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:18:46 ID:ZdF2THgf: You jumped the gun!
552 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:19:02 ID:pN8IUv0d: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
553 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:03 ID:2CdrWv3L: It's all because you had to go and get ahead of yourself...
554 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:09 ID:QqCdMlpX: You could try waiting two days before you reply.

This thread will be long dead by then though.
555 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:11 ID:zZfRLQko: >>414
Dude, you made me spew coffee all over my computer.
556 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:15 ID:qv2IosoS: >>548
I'd reply with just "I see... That's a pity." and see if she reacts.
And if she doesn't, I'd give up.
557 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:20 ID:ASQNwUFX: Seeing how she didn't suggest an alternative day, I'd say she just doesn't feel like meeting you.
558 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:32 ID:ZdF2THgf: Or something like >>550, maybe?
559 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:49 ID:y30bQqNi: >>1
Write her something like "I'm pretty flexible with time".
560 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:20:06 ID:2CdrWv3L: >>550
The "I'm always free" part is really bad.
561 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:20:15 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>553
Fuck it all! It's you guys who said I should attack!
I only did what you guys told me to! But then again, I would have probably done it anyway even if you hadn't told me to!!
Wait, that means, it's all my fault, goddammit!!
562 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:20:18 ID:hbKF+5Ge: Something like "When are you free, Miss Understanding? I'll just go along with whatever day is best for you☆".
563 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:20:28 ID:RH59LcwM: >>556
Sounds good to me too.
Her reply should tell you what she really thinks about you.
564 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:21:18 ID:Vt7a/EGk: I don't think you have to decide on a day yet.
Why don't you change the topic to something else for now? You can bring it up again when you've continued your e-mail exchange for some time and you know her better.
565 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:21:23 ID:zMWv296F: Write her that you're a university student and that you have a part-time job too.
And go from there.
566 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:21:33 ID:pN8IUv0d: I like >>556's suggestion... It's okay even if it turns out that she doesn't want to meet me... Anyways, I'll just send it.
567 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:22:28 ID:ASQNwUFX: >>562
Then she'll just reply with
"As I'll be busy for quite some time, I don't really know right now..."
followed by
"I'll make sure to contact you when I know when I'm free, okay?"
which implies "Quit sending me any more e-mails!" (= I don't want to hear from you ever again!).
The End.
568 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:23:12 ID:RH59LcwM: >>1
I feel like you're always cramming too much into one e-mail.
Why don't you try writing shorter e-mails? You know, as if you were chatting with her.
569 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:23:41 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>567
Whoawwwwwwwwwwww
But well, at least, we'd finally know what she really thinks about OP.
570 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:23:47 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>564
If he tried to become her e-mail buddy first, it'd take way too long for this thread.
571 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:23:54 ID:Y5WTM+pH: How long until Molester Man starts getting up early on trash collection days to hide out of sight near her house and wait for her to leave her house?
572 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:24:32 ID:UbrN4r2T: You should've first asked her when she's free instead, you idiot!!
573 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:25:06 ID:pN8IUv0d: Her reply:

"I'm sorry, but I already have an appointment on Wednesday.
I'll contact you once I know when I'll be free."

You guys are amazing. You must be a bunch of espers or something.
574 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:25:23 ID:QqCdMlpX: Game over, huh?w
575 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:25:57 ID:qv2IosoS: I agree with >>568. Let's try to become e-mail buddies with her first.
576 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:26:13 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>573
All you can do now is waitwwww

Might as well stalk her for real now!
577 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:26:23 ID:wW/lmVxx: I guess that's a very polite way of turning someone down.
578 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:26:24 ID:t53M6sc3: I was wondering why OP's panicking, but it seems like things are going pretty good for him.
Hang in there just a little longer!
579 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:27:10 ID:hbKF+5Ge: Now that it's come to this, try giving her a phone call.
580 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:28:02 ID:RH59LcwM: Well, I suppose you'll have to give up on meeting her for the next few days.
How about you try to get to know her better through e-mails for now instead?

Try changing the topic to something completely different, for example.
581 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:28:25 ID:wW/lmVxx: "I'll contact you once I know when I'll be free."
can be translated to
"Don't send any more e-mails until I contact you!",
right?
582 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:28:57 ID:pN8IUv0d: Alright, this old man's gon' stick to you like glue, baby.

"If you're already occupied, there's nothing you can do about it. We had lunch together yesterday and I'm already asking you out again... I'm sorry.
Please do say when you have found a free day. I'll be waiting."
583 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:29:16 ID:ASQNwUFX: >>581
More like "I don't want to have anything to do with you anymore.".
584 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:29:55 ID:+XQqJ3+T: Think of it as a game over, but be on standby.
It's the only option anyway since she'll just start evading you if you chase her.
585 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:02 ID:qv2IosoS: >>582
Don't, it's creepy. Wait instead.
586 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:24 ID:wW/lmVxx: "I'll be waiting." is creepy.
587 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:28 ID:ASQNwUFX: >>582
>I'll be waiting.

Yeah, that's like super glue. You'll be branded a stalker soon if you keep it up.
588 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:34 ID:dAN4P6lv: >>582
Scrap the "I'll be waiting." part.
Sounds like something a stalker would say.
589 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:34 ID:Vt7a/EGk: Wow, dude! What's that second line for!? Makes you sound like a persistent fuck.
590 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:37 ID:ZdF2THgf: Don't lose yourself over this, OP.
591 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:43 ID:gMbPrJSD: Oh shit, Molester Man is starting to lose it all of a sudden.
592 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:50 ID:QqCdMlpX: >582
We'll have to change the thread title from
"I got totally mistaken for a molester"
to
"I totally turned into a molester"

in that case.
593 : Woman : 04/11/08 21:30:52 ID:QqVweR0Q: >>582
Well, why not?
You should get a reply from her eventually if she's interested in you.
594 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:31:01 ID:zMWv296F: "By the way, where did you grow up, Miss Understanding?
I bet you know some really stylish stores around here..."

This is how you change the topic to something completely new.
595 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:31:08 ID:3c+VOoSz: No way she'll contact you now.
596 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:31:10 ID:b32ovm4z: >>582
Send her only the first line.
597 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:31:47 ID:RH59LcwM: You don't get her at all, do you...
You can't write stuff like "I'll be waiting" to someone like her... It's a taboo...
598 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:32:05 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>582
Time to find yourself a new Miss Understanding.
I know you can do it.
599 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:32:22 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>596
Pfffhahaha! Looks like I didn't express myself clearly enough. You see, I had already sent it when I posted that.
600 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:32:48 ID:RH59LcwM: (・ー・) It's all over.
601 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:32:56 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>599
Oh, you card!

Guess it's over, guys. orz
602 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:32:57 ID:J5qqn9xJ: >>582
I see. Then I'll be on the lookout for a good restaurant until then. ♥
603 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:33:23 ID:wW/lmVxx: Stepped on a land mine in the end, huh...
604 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:33:30 ID:qv2IosoS: If she's interested in you, she'll be happy about you waiting for her, but if not, she'll be creeped out.
I feel like sending "I'll be waiting" wasn't such a bad idea after all.
605 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:33:42 ID:pN8IUv0d: I got a replyｰーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

"You must be very busy with university and part-time work, are you not, Mr. Molester? Which days of the week are you usually available?"

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?
606 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:01 ID:J5qqn9xJ: Oh boy...
607 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:06 ID:+XQqJ3+T: Heeeeey! What's the use of this thread if you keep writing e-mails without asking us for advice?
608 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:13 ID:Vt7a/EGk: That means, you don't have any choice but to wait for her to contact you.
609 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:19 ID:RH59LcwM: －－－－－－－－－－　Thread revived　－－－－－－－－－－－
610 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:36 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>605
Wooohoooーーーーーーーーーーーー！
Just do it! I mean, call her! Give her a phone call!
611 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:39 ID:zMWv296F: Feels to me like Miss Understanding wants to put an end to this as soon as possible.
612 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:35:11 ID:QqCdMlpX: I'm getting the feeling that she's a 2channer.
613 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:35:15 ID:wW/lmVxx: Ahh... I don't understand the world anymore.
Please tell me, guys... Is this really how it works?
614 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:35:16 ID:J5qqn9xJ: ITT: >>1 just does whatever he wants ignoring all our opinions.
615 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:35:33 ID:b32ovm4z: Just a guess, but...
I bet 300 molesters that Miss Understanding will say she's busy on whatever day Molester suggests.
616 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:35:53 ID:pN8IUv0d: "I'm usually free on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and on weekends.
As for my job, I have set shifts, but they change very often and it never goes as planned."

Sent!
617 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:36:02 ID:Vt7a/EGk: IT'S STARTING TO GET INTERESTING AGAIN GENTLEMEN
618 : Woman : 04/11/08 21:36:15 ID:QqVweR0Q: >>605
Is it safe to say that there is hope?
619 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:36:36 ID:ASQNwUFX: >>605
Possibility 1: She wasn't really against the idea of seeing you again and just happened to be busy on Wednesday. (And we were being paranoid.)

Possibility 2: "'I'll be waiting', you say!? Wait all you want! I'll make it so that there'll never be a day when we're both free!"
620 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:36:41 ID:7gcuLeN5: Quit asking for advice and ignoring it when it counts the most.
621 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:36:54 ID:wW/lmVxx: ITT: We just watch Molester do his thing all by himself and comment on it.
622 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:36:58 ID:pN8IUv0d: Do we all agree that it's most probably game over if her reply is anything like >>615 predicted?
623 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:37:25 ID:hbKF+5Ge: I wonder how Miss Understanding will react if she finds out about OP posting her e-mails in a place like this...

Ah, sorry if it's the wrong time to bring this up.
624 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:37:38 ID:J5qqn9xJ: >>616
You can't be serious...
625 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:37:46 ID:SYb85CY3: Someone summarize what's going on pls.
626 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:39:06 ID:ASQNwUFX: >>616
Keep telling her stuff like "it never goes as planned" and you're only giving her ideas for a good excuse.
627 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:39:26 ID:wW/lmVxx: I can totally see Miss Undie hanging around in one of the Misc. Chat boards.
628 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:39:28 ID:3c+VOoSz: She's having fun toying with your emotions until she gets tired and drops you like a hot potato.
629 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:39:48 ID:RH59LcwM: End today's e-mail exchange with a "Good night" and it'll be absolutely perfect.
630 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:40:06 ID:E9mMf//n: >>1 doesn't even feel like listening to anyone's advice anymore.
631 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:40:13 ID:t53M6sc3: I've been rooting for OP all this time, but I feel like an idiot now.
632 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:40:44 ID:zMWv296F: Look, >>1.
Post your e-mails here BEFORE you send them!

We want to take part and be engrossed in your adventure too!
633 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:40:49 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>626
Well, if she keeps turning me down a few more times because she's supposedly busy, I'll give up like a man.
Then I'll have accomplished my original goa- Huh? What's with you guys? What are you doing HEY LET GO OFF M-
634 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:41:01 ID:ASQNwUFX: Could it be that she's sure by now that >>1 is a stalker and is now trying to cut all ties without angering him?

Everything makes sense if you think about it like that...
635 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:41:09 ID:ZdF2THgf: That is VIP QUALITY.
636 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:41:09 ID:VDDYA5a4: 　￣￣￣￣￣○￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
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　　（　´Д｀）　　　　　 i　　　(・д・)∧ ∧::::::::::
　　／:::　Ｙ　i　　　　　,-C- ､（　y 　(ﾟДﾟ ) ::::::::
　/::::　>　　　|　　　 /＿＿__ヽ　(___､|_y∩∩ ::::
　|:::::　"　　　ゝ　　　ヽ＿＿ノ　　　(__（Д｀　） ::
　＼:::::＿＿　　）／／　　　　／／　っ⊂L∧ ∧
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　∧ ∧　( 　;;;;;;)

...and that's how the story goes.
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＝ The End ＝
637 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:41:40 ID:2CdrWv3L: OP's going berserk.
638 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:42:06 ID:Wg43FAVq: I wonder if Miss Understanding is watching the TV soap that's on right now.
She must be annoyed by OP's e-mails, if she is.
639 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:42:10 ID:J5qqn9xJ: Anyone else noticed that whenever >>1 goes berserk, he becomes a selfish asshole?

Try to put yourself in her shoes more... orz
640 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:42:26 ID:3c+VOoSz: >>634
This would be hilarious.
641 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:42:46 ID:Vt7a/EGk: >>625
>>398

Miss Understanding just sent an e-mail thanking Molester for having lunch with her and now he's fighting hard to secure the next date.
642 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:43:47 ID:t53M6sc3: OP is nothing like Train Man.
OP is totally a stalker.
643 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:43:47 ID:J5qqn9xJ: >>641

× fighting hard
○ going berserk
△ piercing
644 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:44:45 ID:dAN4P6lv: >>634
>>639
I wish you two could re-educate Molester Man a bit and teach him some common sense.
645 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:45:14 ID:pN8IUv0d: Sorry, guys, I was so confused and overflowing with Cowper's fluid that I didn't stop to read your opinions.
Btw, she replied.

"I'm also free on weekends (she actually used the kanji for "end, closure" here).
If I haven't gotten a shift by then, let's have lunch together!"

The fact that she didn't specify which weekend she means is... suspicious?
What's more, why'd she use these kanji for "weekend"..? If it's her idea of a joke, it's not funny.
646 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:46:28 ID:b32ovm4z: >>645
She's saying it'll be the END of your relation.
647 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:46:35 ID:VDDYA5a4: She replied━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( 　ﾟ)━(　　)━(　　)━(ﾟ　)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━!!!!!
648 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:46:39 ID:E9mMf//n: Is >>1 an autist?
649 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:46:52 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>645
She's implying that it's already over for you!

Nah, just joking. It's probably a typo. It's looking good for you, man. Congrats.
650 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:47:05 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>645
Anyone would think it's this weekend, wouldn't they?
651 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:47:15 ID:Wg43FAVq: >>645
Is she telling you to read between the lines?w
652 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:47:43 ID:E9mMf//n: >>645
"I'm sorry, I just realized I do have to work this weekend."
653 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:48:13 ID:3c+VOoSz: She's getting your hopes up only to cancel it at the last minute.
654 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:48:26 ID:pN8IUv0d: Is this good or not? Which is it... OTL
What should I do next?
655 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:48:59 ID:RH59LcwM: The kanji for "End", huhwwwwwww That'swww notwwww funnywwwww

...wouldn't be a good thing to reply, would it?
656 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:49:47 ID:E9mMf//n: Just write "Yeah, let's.".
657 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:49:48 ID:qv2IosoS: >>634 is right.
658 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:49:52 ID:J5qqn9xJ: Is Miss Understanding a good girl or just an airhead?
...the latter, I guess.
659 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:50:04 ID:8OieIoSc: Someone please explain to me in a few words what is going on.

And use the bear AA if possible.
660 : Japan_is_getting_taken_over_by_Koreans→ : 04/11/08 21:50:17 ID:zD1F5Pqi: >>645
Reply "I'll be waiting for you to contact me then." and put an end to it, virgin.
661 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:51:11 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>654
"I'd be glad to.
I'll contact you as soon as I know if I have to work this weekend or not."
662 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:52:08 ID:qv2IosoS: Pick one:
1. Miss Understanding can't tell the kanji for "weekend" from the ones for "end" because she's just a high-school graduate.

2. Get the subliminal hint, you idiot!

3. This weekend will be the end of all this.
663 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:52:36 ID:+XQqJ3+T: Don't do anything anymore. There's no need to rub salt in your wound, you know?
664 : Woman : 04/11/08 21:52:38 ID:QqVweR0Q: >>654
You could write her a simple
　"THANK YOU"
now. What do you think?
665 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:52:49 ID:QqCdMlpX: I think it'd be a good idea not to reply for some time.
If she really is interested in you, she's sure to contact you.

You've been a virgin for 20 years, you should be able to wait the next four days until the weekend.
666 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:53:05 ID:J5qqn9xJ: >>659

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667 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:53:14 ID:ASQNwUFX: It doesn't matter what you do anymore, does it? Just go stalker mode then.
668 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:53:41 ID:qv2IosoS: End it all here on 2ch in a few days.
669 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:53:43 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>664
You must be a real woman.
Guys could never come up with such an acrobatic reply.
670 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:54:16 ID:3c+VOoSz: >>1
I think everything will be just fine. Until the lunch, that is. Afterwards, you'll get carried away and revert back to the way you were in the first thread.
671 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:54:48 ID:b32ovm4z: I was sure this would consume more threads.
672 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:55:57 ID:pN8IUv0d: Well, well, how's this for a reply?

"Thanks, I'll be looking forward to it.
But don't push yourself too hard to make time."

It's nice and modest, don't you think?
673 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:56:11 ID:RH59LcwM: OP hasn't posted for quite some time.
My guess is that he got a call from someone.
674 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:57:01 ID:QqCdMlpX: >672
Get rid of the second line.
Sounds way too serious, make it more casual.
675 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:57:25 ID:J5qqn9xJ: >>654
"This weekend, huh? Alright.
I'll make sure I don't have to work this weekend."
676 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:57:35 ID:ASQNwUFX: That's not modest at all. Change it something like:

"See you then. Good night."
677 : Woman : 04/11/08 21:57:46 ID:QqVweR0Q: >>672
It's good（・∀・)!!

I think. (´･ω･`)
678 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:58:12 ID:Vt7a/EGk: I think it's okay. Makes you sound like someone that's a lot easier to talk to than your previous e-mails.
679 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:58:38 ID:pN8IUv0d: Okay, like this then:

"Thanks, I'll be looking forward to it.
See you then. Good night."

Right? I'm not so sure about calling it a day already though...
680 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:58:49 ID:7gcuLeN5: You somehow manage to set up a date and have lunch with her.
↓
You hit it off pretty well and fall in love with her.
↓
Unable to contain your feelings for her anymore, you jump on her.
↓
　YOU HAVE ENTERED AN ENDLESS LOOP
681 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:59:13 ID:qv2IosoS: You write like you're her lover or something. It's creepy.
682 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:59:36 ID:ASQNwUFX: No, that's not quite right.
683 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:59:43 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>679
Ehh, already over??

She probably thinks the same too. No, I'm sure of it.
684 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:00:19 ID:ZdF2THgf: Talk to her about where you wanna dine with her.
685 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:00:31 ID:ASQNwUFX: Don't you think "I'll be looking forward to it" is kinda annoying too? It's not decided yet if you'll actually meet up, you know?
But what I really don't get is what you're thanking her for.
686 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:00:48 ID:RH59LcwM: OP, how come you don't even try to keep the conversation going?
687 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:01:08 ID:QqCdMlpX: >680
I chuckled.
688 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:01:10 ID:KUUAAHhU: I think it's a good idea to hang up on her. The more she's into the conversation, the more effective it will be.
689 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:01:49 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>686
How would I do that? Give me an example.

"Thanks, I'll be looking forward to it.
[INSERT NEW TOPIC TO CONTINUE]"
690 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:02:22 ID:J5qqn9xJ: The question here is if she's looking forward to meeting you or if she still doesn't trust you yet.
691 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:03:10 ID:qv2IosoS: >>689
I think what he means is switching from the whole "next date" topic to something different to talk about.
Don't ask me how to do it though, I wouldn't know.
692 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:03:22 ID:oQnaHFTd: "Thanks, I'll be looking forward to it.
By the way, how about we hang out in town after that?
There are quite a few interesting movies in theaters right now."
693 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:03:39 ID:QqCdMlpX: >689
I'm for sending the first line only.

Or rather, I can only write one-liners because when I was your age, we only had pagers and they wouldn't allow more than one line of text.
694 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:03:50 ID:ASQNwUFX: Just write "Okay" and call it a night.
Next time, you can use the great excuse "I found out when my shift will be" to write her an e-mail.
695 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:04:07 ID:J5qqn9xJ: 　　WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THANKING HER FOR!?
696 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:04:10 ID:hbKF+5Ge: >>692
Your ulterior motives are showing. He'll never get her to trust him if he keeps sending her e-mails like this.
697 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:04:55 ID:1wS/vDM8: >>689
Use this weapon our great predecessors have left behind for us:
ttp://web1.nazca.co.jp/hp/kimome/template.html
698 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:05:13 ID:qv2IosoS: You know what, just send >>689.
699 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:05:21 ID:pN8IUv0d: I think I'll send it like in >>679 for now.
700 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:05:27 ID:Vt7a/EGk: They've been writing e-mails back and forth since 8pm. It should be okay to call it a night for today.
If I was OP, I'd send >>672 and see how she reacts, then end it with a "Good night".
701 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:05:32 ID:J5qqn9xJ: >>688
I love your ID!!
702 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:06:19 ID:1wS/vDM8: It might be a bit sudden, but do you have a boyfriend?
If not, will you get together with me?
And I don't mean getting together as in dating and holding hands, I mean full on passionate love making.
703 : Woman : 04/11/08 22:06:31 ID:QqVweR0Q: >>695
I figured it'd be better if OP expressed how he felt (´･ω･`)SAD after getting turned down once...
So, instead of being polite, I figured he should stress that he's looking forward to seeing her again.

Is it strange?
704 : Japan_is_getting_taken_over_by_Koreans→ : 04/11/08 22:06:34 ID:zD1F5Pqi: Why are you so fucking persistent?
Get rid of the second line, you virgin.
Call it a night already, you virgin.
She's a stalker victim FFS, you virgin.
705 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:06:38 ID:Ui8vbb2i: >>703
Thanks. You're so cute, I wanna have sex with you.
706 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:09:58 ID:pN8IUv0d: She replied.

"See you then. Good night."

Yeah... Not a sign of reluctance to call it a day on her side.
707 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:10:47 ID:SYb85CY3: Ask her
"Are you possibly an airhead?"
next time.
708 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:10:48 ID:zMWv296F: "I love KURISUMASU.
I think, most women love it too. Hahaha"

Talk to her about everyday stuff like this more!
Not every e-mail you send has to have the sole purpose of getting you into her pants asap, you know?
709 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:10:53 ID:RH59LcwM: >>692
An e-mail like this might not be bad...

But you already sent her a good night e-mail, huh? Guess today's party is over then.
...I didn't want it to end yet.
710 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:11:23 ID:3qiXGiOR: Do you really need the second line?
I don't see why you would want to forcefully end the e-mail exchange.
711 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:11:49 ID:3qiXGiOR: He already sent it! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
712 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:12:30 ID:ZdF2THgf: Make sure you're free this weekend.
713 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:12:31 ID:pN8IUv0d: Ehhh!? It wasn't good!?

Guess I don't have a choice but to wait... for real now.
714 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:12:59 ID:wW/lmVxx: He could have kept it going a bit longer, but maybe it's better this way since having casual chats doesn't exactly seem to be one of Molester Man's strengths.
715 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:13:17 ID:J5qqn9xJ: You sent it already...

So what are you going to do now?
Have you already decided which restaurant to go to?
716 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:13:39 ID:Ui8vbb2i: Since when did you start talking to her like you were buddies?
Before you were overly polite and respectful, but now you're all "Thanks" and "See you".
717 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:14:13 ID:qv2IosoS: >>716
Yeah, it's been bothering me too. He's acting way too familiar with her for someone who's seen her only two or three times.
718 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:14:53 ID:VJa8BkC4: Okay, look, >>1.
You're dealing with a 20-year-old woman that's a little on the mental side, right??
Use smileys more, but in a moderate way!! Use really cute ones!! Make it a little easier for her to get attached to you!!

Also, next time you eat out with her, let Miss Understanding choose the topic first! The topics you bring up are usually difficult to talk about!!
Just go along with Miss Understanding's topics and expand from there!
And when you're talking about something, don't wait for her to ask you about your opinion. Express your opinion, but again in a moderate way!!

Get it? No matter what you do, keep it moderate. What I'm trying to say is, DON'T BE AN ANNOYING PRICK! OKAY!?
719 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:14:57 ID:RH59LcwM: How about giving yourself a makeover for the next time you meet her?
Like freshening up your hairstyle or working on your fashion sense.
720 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:15:09 ID:b32ovm4z: Hey, >>1.
It's not an easy task to get someone to date you in this world.
But you'll see that, in hindsight, all this worrying and racking your brain about how to win her heart is actually a lot of fun and that the most enjoyable time is the time before a relationship.
721 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:15:11 ID:BiAAlJ7w: Don't expect too much from the coldest time of the year. From the looks of it, you seem to be making good progress though.

But you should keep things on a formal plane for now.
The most important thing right now is to gain her trust.
722 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:15:30 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>715
I'm thinking of going to the pasta place I had picked out for last time when we ended up eating at the omelet place.
It shouldn't be very far, I don't want to have to take a train to get there.
>>716
I don't really know when myself. It's like talking to a co-worker at your part-time job that's been working there longer, but is about the same age as you...
Depending on the situation, I keep switching between polite and casual speech.
723 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:15:35 ID:7gcuLeN5: Keep conversing with her without clinging too much to her.
Just by mentioning something like
"Sorry, I took so long to reply because I was watching XX on TVw"
at the beginning of your e-mail, you lay a bait for her and if she takes it, you'll have something to talk about.
Well, in her case, it might just lead to her apologizing for sending e-mails to you when you're watching TV, so it really depends on the situation.

If you want an opportunity to meet her again, it's better to have some casual chat with her first than to get to the point directly.
But this also depends on the situation. If she's not in the mood for idle chat, you should obviously skip it.

tl;dr I as a VIPPER want you to go berserk and fuck shit up.
724 : Woman : 04/11/08 22:15:39 ID:QqVweR0Q: >>717
>He's acting way too familiar with her for someone who's seen her only two or three times.

That's the Molester QUALITY. ('A`)
725 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:17:04 ID:Ui8vbb2i: >>722
Well, it's just... I don't want to say this, but to be honest, it's a bit creepy.
726 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:17:13 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>718
I do use the default smileys in my cell phone.
>>719
Don't worry about that. I got my fashion bases covered with my powerful allies Uniqlo, Shimamura and Jusco.
727 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:18:34 ID:J5qqn9xJ: >>722

You mean the restaurant you suggested in >>513?
I assume you haven't been there before?
728 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:19:22 ID:wW/lmVxx: By the way, shouldn't we be worrying about how to keep the threads alive until the weekend?
729 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:19:50 ID:RH59LcwM: >>726
I see, you already have the ultimate gear on you... There's nothing to worry about then.
730 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:20:54 ID:DpLiqLJS: I lol'd at "I'm usually free on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and on weekends".
731 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:21:40 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>727
Nope, never.
I never have much money to spend on food, much less on restaurant food.
>>728
................I'll be counting on you guys!!
>>729
Yeah, right?
732 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:21:51 ID:0EQZS/uE: >>726
At least, make it Marui, man. It's the bottom line for university students.
733 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:22:24 ID:QqVweR0Q: >>730
Same herew
734 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:24:10 ID:Vt7a/EGk: Isn't it better to decide on the restaurant after you get a definite okay from her?
You should also respect Miss Undie's opinion on the matter.
Especially since she probably thinks it'll be her treat this time.
Of course, you shouldn't make her pay for everything. Make it at least fifty-fifty.
735 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:24:49 ID:J5qqn9xJ: >>731
You should check out their menu first.
See if it's geared toward young women and stuff.
736 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:25:07 ID:ASQNwUFX: No matter how you look at it, there's no doubt that she's getting faint stalker vibes from you, >>1.
It wouldn't have been strange if you had gotten mad at her for her misunderstanding, but you didn't and I'm sure it didn't make her think "Hey, he's a nice guy.". It probably just confused the fuck out of her.
Plus all your rather direct ways of asking her out for another lunch. She should have gotten very suspicious of you by now.

You're probably thinking "She's the one that asked me out for lunch first!", but that kind of logic won't get you anywhere with a former stalker victim like her.

The first time, she wanted to apologize for the misunderstanding. The second time, she wanted to apologize for making you accompany her to the police station.
This time, she wants to thank you and make up for getting treated to lunch the last time, that's all. Don't forget that.

Finally, once all debts are paid and out of the way, it'll be the "end". And if you make a wrong move, your life too will come to an "end".
737 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:26:58 ID:hbKF+5Ge: Why don't you take her to some "stylish" pub and get her drunk? The real fun starts then!
738 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:27:15 ID:ZdF2THgf: Will Glasses get invited along too?
739 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:28:14 ID:3JMQKiGF: "...................................................................................................What's with this thread? (in a very small voice)"
740 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:29:00 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>730
Sorry, that was a mistake on my part. I have lectures on Fridays too. I'm just glad I didn't make the same mistake in the e-mail I sent her.
Lectures on only two days a week would be too good to be true.

As for the restaurant, yeah, maybe she'll be the one to decide which restaurant to go to.
I don't really know...
741 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:29:41 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>736
Your friends didn't happen to tell you that you're always too pessimistic, did they?
742 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:31:00 ID:hbKF+5Ge: After the lunch, ask her if she wants to go for a drink or two.
743 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:31:05 ID:BiAAlJ7w: If we keep up this pace, we'll have reached thread #3 in no time.
744 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:31:12 ID:wW/lmVxx: >>740
I'd just go with whatever she suggests.
I don't see why you'd want to insist on deciding where to go unless she asks you to, of course.
745 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:34:15 ID:FqeqnrHC: Why don't you check out the restaurant beforehand?
746 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:34:43 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>742
Well, I'm drunk after a can of Chu-Hi. That's how much of a geko I am...

By the way, how do you pronounce geko?
Accent on the first syllable or on the second?
747 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:34:48 ID:RH59LcwM: So, is it okay to assume that by "weekend" she means this weekend?
748 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:36:30 ID:c0UUmkt2: >>747
If you're optimistic, it's this weekend. If you're pessimistic, it's a weekend that will never come.
749 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:36:49 ID:k3lC/Vlv: >>1 lacks caution, but doesn't have the guts to take risks either...
Even when he gets carried away, he doesn't go all out and still relies too much on her to make the first move... What a pitiful guy.
750 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:37:12 ID:J5qqn9xJ: >>747
× weekend
○ end
△ piercing
751 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:47:00 ID:c0UUmkt2: For now, we'll just have to believe that she meant this weekend and somehow try to keep this thread alive until then.
OP, post from time to time and keep us updated. And someone else should try to get mistaken for a molester and report about it here, so we have something to talk about.
I can't do it because I commute to school by bicycle.
752 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:48:49 ID:QqVweR0Q: >>746
On the second syllable.
753 : Hemuchorin _3NaPLLxwHA : 04/11/08 22:50:38 ID:zZfRLQko: ┏━━━━━━━━━━━━━┓　　　　　　　
┃Molester Man analysis results ┃
┣━━━━━━━━━┳━━━┫ 　　　　　　　　┏　　　　　　┓　day-dreamer　
┃Molester level　　　　 ┃200%　 ┃ 　　　 babyface 　　∧＿∧　／￣￣￣￣￣￣
┣━━━━━━━━━╋━━━┫　　　　￣￣￣￣＼（　´∀｀）
┃Childishness level　　 ┃120%　 ┃ 　　　　　 virgin　　（　　　　）　　third-rate university student
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754 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:54:27 ID:pN8IUv0d: >>752
Ohh, then it's read like teko, huh? Good thing I asked before I made an ass of myself. Thanks.
755 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:01:09 ID:QqVweR0Q: >>754
If you put the accent on the first syllable, you'd sound like a frog geko'ingw
756 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:18:19 ID:2o45WiLH: Reading Train Man and now this, I finally noticed something...

This is a new genre called "Real-life Love Support Game".

Hang in there, Molester.
757 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:22:37 ID:GBcvwMrL: Have you been in touch with Glasses? You know, I got a great idea.

Let Glasses know that you're practically friends now with Miss Understanding
↓
Glasses gets impatient and approaches her in an even bolder and stalker-like way.
↓
Miss Understanding panics
↓
That's when >>1 comes in and saves her.
↓ She sees you in a new light.

How's that? If nothing interesting is going to happen in the next few days, you'll just have to make something interesting happen yourself.
You don't have to worry about Glasses getting Miss Understanding either with the poor impression he's been making on her so far.
758 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:24:20 ID:u0NgvZ0h: Is it just me or were Molester's last few e-mails kinda risky?
Once you're suspected of being a molester, even being a little too persistent can be the last straw to make you a molester in her eyes.

But then again, I'm a Holy Virgin that's never dated a woman in my life, so maybe it's just me.
759 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/08 23:26:52 ID:RH59LcwM: test
760 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:28:45 ID:3c+VOoSz: Guys, think about it. There's absolutely no way that a guy that got mistaken for a molester gets to have sex with a woman. Even women have something called pride.
761 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:39:29 ID:zMWv296F: Btw, >>1, have you ever been to a beauty parlor?
When they're done with you, your head feels like it's from another world, you know?

Also, have you ever been in one of those specialty boutiques?
Act like you're rich and the clerks come running to you as if you were the hottest guy in town, you know?
762 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:44:29 ID:7gcuLeN5: Did OP ever tell us how old he is?
763 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:44:36 ID:HxRJciS6: You've been losing too many points with all this beating around the bush in your e-mails.

Calm the fuck down.
764 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:45:33 ID:qv2IosoS: Mommy
765 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:48:16 ID:t53M6sc3: >>758
I think he really fucked up the last couple of e-mails.
And I'm not a virgin.
766 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:55:59 ID:34clnDpL: I caught up! I like this thread, it's funny.
767 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:14:20 ID:8eRx5WP3: >>762
Didn't he say he's a 20-year-old university student?
768 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:15:25 ID:RqEa9QxU: 　　　∧ ∧
　　　(･ω･)　　Hustle, hustle!!
　　 (((<　(
　　　　> >
769 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:17:43 ID:H4ouZiSh: I posted a few times yesterday when the thread was at around 150 to 200 replies and I was reading it all day today on my cell phone. But I sure didn't expect it to grow this fast in one dayw

>>1
Thanks for your hard work so far.
I'll be praying that you don't order another omelet the next time you have lunch with herw
One more thing. What kind of clothes do you wear normally, >>1? (And what were you wearing when you met Miss Understanding?)
I'm asking because I thought I might be able to give some advice on it as a woman.
770 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:24:49 ID:hdKWtRUu: Looks like I came too late to the thread today... orz
771 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:27:07 ID:CHZQzwKe: Hmm... If he keeps going like this, he'll soon become a Mister Understanding.
772 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:00:06 ID:AgNFZu9z: >>768
Cute.
773 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:03:54 ID:n+SXw2jG: So, it's decided that it's going to be this weekend, >>1?
774 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:04:05 ID:BCAukZRp: OP doesn't seem to like VIPPERs.
775 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:09:44 ID:I4zU6fsO: I finally caught up, but it looks like the show is already over for today...
Remember how everyone in the Train Man threads was head over heels in love with Hermes? The only problem I see with this thread is that Miss Understanding can't hold a candle to Hermes.
776 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:20:46 ID:fxkbxUIa: Molester Man always goes off somewhere before you know it.
I wish he'd post more often, even if it's only one-liners.
Or am I expecting too much?
777 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:29:20 ID:jG+6mPJC: >>776
He's probably checking out other threads right now.
778 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:58:52 ID:3AfV1+kA: OP has some serious potential to be a stalker.
779 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:09:38 ID:3uiyN0LQ: Is it allowed here to point out that the name "Molester Man" sounds strange?
780 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:11:30 ID:3YtZ8/67: Uho! I'm relieved to see that everything went well for OP.

Guess I'm off to go look for porn then...
781 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:12:30 ID:DiJ09Oer: >>779
Let's keep it simple and go with "Molester".
782 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:13:19 ID:z0lHMTEr: Man Molester
783 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:16:09 ID:ezUEwR7M: Let's call him Mister Understanding instead of Molester Man.
784 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:16:27 ID:SNuxrcjI: I'm impressed OP can use smileys.
785 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:17:34 ID:fxkbxUIa: How about False Accusation Man?
786 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:19:33 ID:O0WKl7Y7: Mole Man.
787 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:26:30 ID:oVQDNpRm: Stalker.
788 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 03:39:01 ID:zpiJbJf7: Thread 1 seems dead.
Someone show me where I can read it.
789 : bananan the third : 04/11/09 04:56:12 ID:cWwzYS5N: >>788
http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099651701.html
790 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 05:13:03 ID:GoKYG1p4: I have found a name that's similar enough to Molester Man, while at the same time implies that OP will man up in the end...

[Manliest Man]
791 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 05:16:31 ID:K3Kfgu9N: Anyone else notice that there are fewer haters around now?
792 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 05:25:41 ID:4voA6L2h: +　　　+
　 ∧＿∧ 　+
　（0ﾟ・∀・）　ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
　（0ﾟ∪ ∪ +
　と＿_）__）　+
793 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 05:53:54 ID:zpiJbJf7: >>789
Thank you!!
794 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 08:26:17 ID:VMLOwvWd: Let's just go with Mole Man.
795 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 08:56:29 ID:4lCst/Kb: He called his Molester Man in >>364, so he's Molester Man. Period.
796 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 09:00:59 ID:4lCst/Kb: >>795
>He called his Molester Man
Sounds kinda gay.

× He called his Molester Man
〇 He called himself Molester Man
797 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 10:21:04 ID:4lCst/Kb: So, >>1, what will you do until the weekend?

Speaking from experience, I have to warn you. Even if it seems like you're going to meet her this weekend, if you don't specify a time and place until then, there won't be any meeting at all.
798 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 10:57:19 ID:Lm6MZtuB: Shit, I just read Train Man for the first time and I cried like a baby...
799 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 13:17:49 ID:8KXPUTBO: vagoo
800 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 13:35:01 ID:7gJDdR46: Guys, the previous thread is dead, I can't read it.
Could someone repost Molester's posts at least?
801 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 13:35:48 ID:2QrxD92/: >>800
>>789
802 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 13:44:59 ID:7gJDdR46: >>801
Thx.
I'll read it when I find some time.
803 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 16:47:52 ID:d80DPI7O: It's difficult to say what's better, write her e-mails everyday or patiently wait.
But since this would be a pretty lame thread if OP just waited, I'm for the former.

And if we learned anything from what happened to Glasses, it's that you should write about harmless everyday stuff and not about her stalker problem.
Think of her as a friend and talk about your hobbies or something.
804 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 16:59:53 ID:4lCst/Kb: I agree with >>803.

I think OP should definitely write her an e-mail today or tomorrow.
805 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 17:07:15 ID:2QrxD92/: One thing >>1 should think about is that >>1's happiness ≠ us VIPPERs' happiness.
Threads like this usually end with the OP doing something stupid just to entertain the people in his thread.
806 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 17:23:52 ID:4lCst/Kb: >>805
I agree with you more than I do with >>804.

I wasn't trying to make it interesting for the thread when I said he should write her an e-mail though, it was my honest opinion.
I'll try to come up with ideas for what the e-mail should be about.
807 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/09 17:47:43 ID:u/poBNqY: I can't be arsed to read all the shit I missed anymore, but hang in there, OP.
808 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 17:48:40 ID:Rh6qPlfb: >>805
No need to worry about that because OP's the kind of guy to send her creepy e-mails on his own even if we told him not to.
Who would have earnestly thought that OP is so prone to getting carried away... Maybe Miss Understanding is actually a genius with the ability to identify someone's true nature at first sight.
809 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 17:51:45 ID:U8Qunm9r: Miss Undie, let's have sex. (・∀・)
810 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:04:00 ID:M6P5xxXk: I'm back.
Btw, OH GOD WHAT DO I DO NOW!? There was a redelivery notice for an express delivery in my mailbox!!
So I called the number on it and they said it'll be here in thirty minutes!! What's with this Train Man-like turn of events!?

Seriously, guys, I'm so excited right now!!
811 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:04:53 ID:FXeNUkgv: >>810
Isn't it a box full of groceries from your parents?
812 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:05:23 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>811
No, I got that a week ago!
Besides, this delivery is from some store.
813 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:09:54 ID:FXeNUkgv: >>812
A package is here━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━!!!!!
814 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:10:25 ID:SZAVUvO5: >>812
It could be some mail order you forgot about or a prize you won, for all you know.
815 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:11:41 ID:W4MRz0Qm: What's inside?
816 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:13:57 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>813
It's comingーーーーーーーｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ!!!!!!!!
>>814
Nah, I don't think it's that. It always goes like this:
I get elected as the winner in a magazine and can't wait for the prize to arrive. → Three months later, I still haven't gotten anything.
→ I start wondering if they've forgotten about it and give them a call → They tell me it'll be sent very soon. I actually believe it and calm down.
→ But another three months later, I still got nothing. → I call them again. → They make up some bullshit excuse as to why they still can't send it.
→ It finally arrives after a year or so, but I don't even care anymore.

That's the kind of unlucky guy I am!!
817 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:16:53 ID:CHZQzwKe: >>816
>unlucky guy

That means...

It has to be an e-mail order you forgot about or some prize you won...
818 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:17:46 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>817
Well, okay, I admit I don't really believe it's got something to do with this either... It's just that the timing was so perfect that I panicked a little.
819 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:23:21 ID:SZAVUvO5: >>818
Shouldn't it be there soon?
820 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:25:56 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>819
Yeah. I got home right before SukuRan started and they said thirty minutes.
But the delivery services always take longer in my neighbourhood than elsewhere.
821 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:27:43 ID:FXeNUkgv: Oh shit!
I forgot to watch SukuRan!
822 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:27:54 ID:Ka+3f9cD: Is it there yet?! Is it there (ﾟ∀ﾟ)!!!??
823 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:30:14 ID:M6P5xxXk: It's here!! Going to answer the door
824 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:31:16 ID:kuS3aNKl: What is it? What is it?
825 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:32:31 ID:SZAVUvO5: OP is good at blue-balling us.
826 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:33:39 ID:llcrwt+S: 　　　　┏━┓
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827 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:33:57 ID:kuS3aNKl: +　　　+
　 ∧＿∧ 　+
　（0ﾟ・∀・）　ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
　（0ﾟ∪ ∪ +
　と＿_）__）　+
828 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:34:12 ID:M6P5xxXk: It's hereｰーーーーーーーーーーーｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ！！
Is this for real..? Let's see... I got to know someone through an odd misunderstanding and now that someone sent me a package..!?
But wait... I get that it's a very expensive gift and all, but...

　　　　　　　　　　CRAB!?

Frigging crab!?
Don't get me wrong, I love crab, but still...
Sending me crab with a letter that says "I'm sorry for mistaking you for a molester and causing a lot of trouble for you. Please accept this as a token of apology."? Really? No, don't get me wrong, I'll say it again and again. I love me some crab.
I live alone and I don't have any friends... Will I be able to eat so much crab all by myself..?
But all that aside, I'm really happy. How many years has it been since I last received a package from someone?
I don't even remember receiving a birthday present from my parents in the last few years. Even if this is just an apology gift, it still makes me happy.
I admit I was a little confused when I opened the package, but hey, it's been a while since I last had something first-grade to eat.
I'm really happy now. And seriously grateful. The irritation I felt for you when I got to know you is completely gone.
I'm sorry I can't thank you in person, but let me at least express my gratitude in some godforsaken corner of the internet. Thank you so, so much.
829 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:34:47 ID:M4RQ9ehv: Lmao.
I'm glad for you.
830 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:35:06 ID:kuS3aNKl: Is it a set of crabs?
831 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:35:12 ID:SZAVUvO5: Crab?
832 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/09 18:35:15 ID:Lj3Tdjqc: Just got home from universityw
What the fuck is going on here?w
833 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:35:48 ID:M6P5xxXk: But yeah, considering how we got to know each other, I didn't even dream of getting something like this from you.
I'm really surprised. To be honest, I was afraid that you didn't like me...
But seriously, who would have thought it'd be crab? But no worries, your feelings have reached me!

Glasses.　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ＯＴＬ
834 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:20 ID:kuS3aNKl: Don't just say thanks from a corner of the internet!
Do it in person!
Right now!!
835 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:29 ID:M4RQ9ehv: Man, you got me good. I laughed like crazy.
836 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/09 18:36:31 ID:Lj3Tdjqc: It's from Glasses?www
837 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:32 ID:Gmdusots: Oh, it was Glasses.
838 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:42 ID:kuS3aNKl: WTF GLASSES!?
839 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:52 ID:F4oYRFPt: FROM GLASSESーーーー?
840 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:11 ID:llcrwt+S: Hurry! Take a look at the underside of the crab's shell!
I bet it says HERMES!
841 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:15 ID:FXeNUkgv: I laughed my crabs off
842 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:22 ID:SZAVUvO5: So, how will you contact her now?
You'll do it like Train Man and give her a call, right?
843 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:26 ID:F4oYRFPt: Call Glasses and thank him!
844 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:44 ID:jvGfYKzb: It's from Glasses━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!
845 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:46 ID:fTmv2m03: >>1, you're such a lucky guy.
Thanks to the crab, you have something to e-mail Miss Understanding about.
846 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:03 ID:llcrwt+S: This is the start of your love story with Glasses.
847 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:10 ID:Qo9A5zSl: It's from Glasses!?
848 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:22 ID:Xk0TQCR5: >1 has literary talent.
849 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:28 ID:FXeNUkgv: With this, you can finally have ANAL SEX with Glasses.
850 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:48 ID:llcrwt+S: Give the crab you got from Glasses to Miss Understanding as a present → PROFIT
851 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:38:57 ID:M6P5xxXk: Guys, guys, I bet I laughed more than all of you together when I saw Glasses' name on the package.

What in heaven is going on... So this is why Glasses wanted to exchange addresses with me.
852 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/09 18:39:21 ID:Lj3Tdjqc: Looks like >>1 is better at toying with our feelings than Miss Understanding.
853 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:39:36 ID:MDw1/4Vw: Alright, ask Miss Undie via e-mail if she wants to eat crab with you.
854 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:40:23 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>853
That's it! ......or is it?
855 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:40:31 ID:CHZQzwKe: >>833
Miss Understanding lives alone, doesn't she?
Ask her if she wants to have crab hot pot with you under the pretext that it's too much to eat alone.
If she seems worried about being alone with you, you could invite a friend along or she could bring one of her friends with her.

But I don't know, I'm just throwing out ideas here.
856 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:40:46 ID:FXeNUkgv: "I got crab from Mr. Glasses and it's too much for me to eat.
Would you like to have crab with me, Miss Understanding?"

Nah, this ain't gonna work.
857 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:40:53 ID:SZAVUvO5: It was from Glasses, huh... Give him a call already!
858 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/09 18:41:08 ID:Lj3Tdjqc: Send her a video e-mail of you dancing and singing "I got crab!".
859 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:41:24 ID:Bhljppgz: Glasses x Molester love story starts now! So exciting!
860 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:41:27 ID:ezUEwR7M: CRAB FROM GLASSES OH GOD MY SIDESwwww

We were wrong about Glasses, he seems to be a really nice guy. You might be able to become friends with him, you know?
861 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:41:29 ID:FXeNUkgv: I should have refreshed the page before I posted. I posted the exact same thing as the person above me (ﾉ∀｀) Oh boy...
862 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:41:29 ID:llcrwt+S: ANAL FUCK!

ANAL FUCK!
863 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:43:28 ID:fwWLd2Vd: Quit talking about crab when I'm eating shit!
864 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:43:51 ID:Rh6qPlfb: >>856
I don't think it'll work either.
I mean, Miss Understanding is keeping Glasses at a distance, right?
What good does it do for Molester to mention his name then?

"I got crab from Glasses, will you come to my place to eat it with me?"
↑
If she was a woman who'd say yes to that and go to a man's place just like that, this whole thing would be a lot easier. But she isn't.
865 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:46:00 ID:MDw1/4Vw: I think there's nothing wrong about asking her though.
Even if she says no, it'll open the door for casual conversation.
It serves as a good excuse to send her an e-mail.
866 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:46:09 ID:jvGfYKzb: Wait with the "Will you come to my place to eat with me?" e-mails for now.

"I got crab from Glassesw"

Send this instead and start a conversation.
And if she seems interested enough, ask her:
"Would you like to come eat it together with me?"
867 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:48:24 ID:jvGfYKzb: Ah, wait, Molester's got reptiles at home, right?
Inviting her over to his place is out of the question then.
Miss Understanding's place was never an option anyway.

That leaves... Glasses' placew
868 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:48:25 ID:2QrxD92/: 　　　　　　M　　　　E　　　　G　　　　A　　　　N　　　　E　　　　S　　　　H　　　　LOL
869 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:50:09 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>867
No problemo if I put my reptiles into the loft or the closet!!
870 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:50:29 ID:fwWLd2Vd: Crabs, reptiles, where's the difference?w
871 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:50:58 ID:hLmQ5CTM: I think you shouldn't mention that you got crab.
It'll just remind Miss Understanding that all this is her fault.
872 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:52:12 ID:VP4kzGVQ: Whew. I somehow managed to catch up today. Now I can finally post this...
Glasses sent crab━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
I laughed so hard I went baldw

OP should definitely ask Miss Undie if she wants crab.
873 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:52:30 ID:2QrxD92/: What if Glasses sent Miss Understanding caviar?
874 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:52:52 ID:FXeNUkgv: >>871
So that was his idea! Meganesh is playing dirty.
875 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:53:23 ID:VP4kzGVQ: (Leaving aside whether OP should mention that the crab is from Glasses or not)
Put your hands up if you think OP should ask her to have crab with him!
ﾉ
876 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:54:08 ID:9FiwJ2p2: Is this the "Let's meet offline and eat crab!" thread?
877 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:54:28 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>871
Then how about "I got crab from someone."?
>>873
Wha-what the...
Nah, that's rather unlikely.
If you think about it, it was Miss Understanding that caused Glasses a lot of trouble. Glasses doesn't have a reason to send her a gift.
It's possible that Miss Understanding sent Glasses a set of Hermes cups though.
878 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:54:35 ID:fwWLd2Vd: >>871
I think so too.
879 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:55:23 ID:MDw1/4Vw: >>875
ﾉｼ
880 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:56:41 ID:eo0ehmkZ: Forget Miss Understanding for now. You know Glasses' number, right?
Call him and thank him now!
Then cut all ties with him for good.
881 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:57:13 ID:jvGfYKzb: Put your hands up if you fell in love with Glasses!
ﾉ
882 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:58:15 ID:MDw1/4Vw: >>881
ARE YOU MISS UNDERSTANDING?
883 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:59:00 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>880
Glasses works full-time, I don't think he's home yet. Ah, but is it okay if it's his cell phone number?
Btw, how do you cut ties with someone?
884 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:59:01 ID:mrWmbB3e: 　　ｒ;;;;;ノヾ
　　ﾋ‐=r=;' 　　　　　　　　　　 v..v
　　'ヽ二/　< Wahaha, eat my ≡凸≡! EAT IT!
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)
885 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:59:19 ID:hO6Il3Fg: This still going on?
886 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:00:27 ID:hLmQ5CTM: >>874
Yeah.
I only wish >>1 would realize it too and not tell Miss Understanding about it.
If Miss Understanding were to find out about it, she'd be forced to contact Glasses.
Thus, Glasses would get to talk to Miss Understanding and apologize to >>1 at the same time, killing two birds with one stone. Glasses is a pro at this.

I admit, it might be a little far-fetched though.
It's a lot more likely that Glasses really just sent it as a token of apology.
Even if it was a misunderstanding, there's no changing the fact that he treated an innocent person like a criminal.
Sending an apology gift is the least a working member of society can do, really.

>>875
I think, it's better than doing nothing at all, so yeah. ﾉｼ
887 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:00:51 ID:mrWmbB3e: 　　ｒ;;;;;ノヾ
　　ﾋ‐=r=;' 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 v..v
　　'ヽ二/　< Wahaha, I sent Miss Understanding a ≡凸≡ too!
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)
888 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:01:21 ID:9FiwJ2p2: >>883
"I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that you had to apologize.
I'm really not mad at you at all, so please don't worry about it anymore.
By the way, I'm about to eat your crab together with Miss Understanding. ＾＾

And after the crab, I might even get to eat Miss Understanding too! ＾＾"

This is how you do it.
889 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:02:45 ID:VP4kzGVQ: It's not quite everyone, but most of us seem to agree with asking her if she wants to eat crab, huh?
890 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:03:00 ID:2QrxD92/: If there's the slightest possibility that Glasses might get in the way of your romance, you have to get rid of him.
891 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:03:04 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>888
I was actually considering the first half too, but the second half must be a joke.
892 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:03:53 ID:XDvT4GA1: Wow, the thread sped up all of a sudden.
893 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:04:02 ID:VP4kzGVQ: >>888
OP should send that e-mail right before he's about to scorew
Just imagine Glasses' reaction when he reads itw
894 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:05:44 ID:fwWLd2Vd: Molester Man, Miss Understanding and Glasses are all involved in this case.
It's unnatural to cut ties with Glasses, but stay in contact with Miss Understanding.
More than that, it'd make it obvious that you're after her.
Regardless of whether Glasses is a good guy or not, getting along with him will be one of the keypoints to maintaining your relationship with Miss Understanding in the future.
895 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:06:18 ID:VP4kzGVQ: It'd be hilarious if you got a display from Glasses instead.w
896 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:06:54 ID:9FiwJ2p2: 　　　MEGANESH IS THE MATCHMAKER ♥
897 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:08:08 ID:VP4kzGVQ: Now, how to invite Miss Understanding over...
Opinions, please.
898 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:08:31 ID:hLmQ5CTM: Even the love hotel receipt says MEGANESH?
899 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:09:46 ID:llcrwt+S: Have sex with the crab imagining it's Miss Understanding.
It's the only option!
900 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:10:10 ID:M6P5xxXk: In any case, I'll call Glasses to thank him... A crab is like Yukichi-level, isn't it? A thank you e-mail won't cut it.
The problem is not how to thank him, it's if I should talk to him about something else or not.
If I thank him and hang up soon after, I'm sure it'll be the same as cutting ties with him.
It should take a load off his chest too and he won't have to worry about me making problems for him in the future anymore. He's probably worried about that the most.
901 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:12:25 ID:FXeNUkgv: >>900
"You've apologized more than enough.
Please don't worry about it anymore."

Tell him this on the phone.
902 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:14:22 ID:M6P5xxXk: I'll call him at around 8 pm.
I won't talk to him much besides thanking him and telling him not to worry anymore (and goodbye).
903 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:15:03 ID:hLmQ5CTM: >>901
A formal "Thank you very much." should do.
There's no need to become friends with Glasses, is there?
Actually, it's better not to become friends with him as he might turn out to be OP's love rival.
904 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:17:25 ID:VP4kzGVQ: Yeah, I fully agree.

Don't you accidentally send an e-mail like "Okay, see you at our usual restaurant this weekend." that was meant for Miss Understanding to Glasses, okay?
Don't you fucking do it, okay!?
905 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:22:21 ID:etuqG5wO: Sending crab at this time of the year, huh? Smart move, Glassesw
>>1 said it's Yukichi-level, but you should know that not every crab is necessarily Yukichi-level.
If you know how, you can easily get crab for under 10,000 yen.
906 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:22:54 ID:mrWmbB3e: 　　ｒ;;;;;ノヾ
　　ﾋ‐=r=;'
　　'ヽ二/　< Wahaha, Miss Understanding just sent me an e-mail. It says:
　　( つ旦O　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 v..v
　　と＿)_) 　　"Would you like to come over and eat ≡凸≡ with me? I can't eat it all alone."
907 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:24:39 ID:fwWLd2Vd: You guys don't get anything at all.
Look at it from Miss Understanding's perspective.
If you and Glasses cut ties with each other, she'd feel that since she treated you like a molester too and is thus in the same boat as Glasses, she too should cut ties with you.

You should be using your relationship with Glasses against him instead.
In a good way.
908 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:25:00 ID:9FiwJ2p2: What kind of crab is it? I bet 600 molesters that it's a blue king crab.
909 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:27:07 ID:FXeNUkgv: >>908
Disguised as a red king crab, huh?w
910 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:28:14 ID:eo0ehmkZ: Molester: "I got your crab delivered when I got home today.
　　　　　　 I'm sorry if I made you feel like you had to apologize."
Glasses: "No, no, I should be apologizing.
　　　　　 I'm sorry that I actually believed that you were a molester that day."
Molester: "Well, I'm sure, that's what it looked like from the sidelines.
　　　　　　 But I'm glad the misunderstanding got cleared up.
　　　　　　 At first, I really thought I'd end up a convicted molester."
Glasses: "Hahahahahaw"
Molester: "Ehehehehe.
　　　　　　 Well then, I have to hang up now. Thank you very much for the crab."

Glasses: "Actually, I fell in love with Miss Understanding."
Molester: "Eh..."
Glasses: "I even confessed my love to her, but she turned me down like a bedspread.
　　　　　 It seems like it's you she loves, Mr. Molester..."
Molester: "Woot━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!"
911 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:29:24 ID:m1tT688y: You got crab? Are you Konno or what?
912 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:30:12 ID:hLmQ5CTM: Glasses: "Actually, I've got a crush on you, Mr. Molester Man."
Molester: "Uho."
913 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:30:33 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>907
Nah, I don't think she'd do that... She might distance herself from me because she doesn't like me, but surely not for that kind of reason.
I don't think she'll make that connection anyway.
>>908
It's actually three crabs. One snow crab and two hair crabs.
I wonder how many years it's been since I got my hands on crab that's not red yet.
914 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:34:30 ID:9FiwJ2p2: >>913
Alright, hand over the snow crab. You can keep the hair crabs, they're only good for miso soup anyway.
915 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:36:35 ID:yUR8ecla: My sides hurtw
I say it's a floral egg crab.
916 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:38:07 ID:yUR8ecla: Oh, he already posted what kind of crabs he got. ｖ(・∀・)ｖ
917 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:38:19 ID:hdKWtRUu: We still don't really know the reasons, but Miss Understanding doesn't like Glasses, right?

Instead of mentioning Glasses at all, why don't you ask her this?

"An acquaintance of mine sent me crab and it's way too much for me to eat alone.
　If you don't mind, will you help me eat it?"

This way, you're not lying and it's hard to say no if you ask so submissively. Besides, who'd say no to crab?w
918 : 917 : 04/11/09 19:39:25 ID:hdKWtRUu: Ah, just to be sure... I didn't mean "submissively" in a weird way, okay..?
919 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:39:31 ID:fwWLd2Vd: >>913
If you stay in contact with Glasses, it'll help improve Miss Understanding's impression of you, don't you think?
Instead of taking the greedy approach, try to gain her trust slowly but surely.

I can't believe I'm writing serious comments in a thread like this.
920 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:39:49 ID:2QrxD92/: >>917
Hide the fact that the crab's from Glasses and you'll be in a pickle if he sent Miss Understanding crab too.
921 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:40:38 ID:t6x+FmAD: >>913
Not red yet? You mean it's raw?
Has this year's fishing season for snow crabs started already?
922 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:41:00 ID:VP4kzGVQ: "Yesterday, we talked about having lunch this weekend, right? Actually, I coincidentally happened to get my hands on crab, so would you like to have crab with me?
I can't eat it all alone anyway and I was wondering what to do with it... ＾＾；；"

But then again, it might not be a good idea to ask her over to your place when you're not that close yet.
This is tricky...
923 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:41:58 ID:etuqG5wO: >>921
It started last Saturday.
924 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:42:19 ID:hdKWtRUu: >>920
Isn't it rather unlikely that Glasses sent Miss Understanding crab too?
He's the one that helped her and not the other way round, so there's no real reason for him to send anything and even if he did send her something, I don't think it'd be crab.
I bet it'd be teacups or something like that. Anyways, I don't think she'd think of Glasses when you tell her that you got crab from an acquaintance.
925 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:43:41 ID:etuqG5wO: Since asking her to come to your place all of a sudden is not a good idea, why don't you just give her some of the crab as a present on your way home from the restaurant this weekend?
That is, if you really get to eat out with her this weekend.
926 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:44:31 ID:yUR8ecla: Sorry to be a spoilsport, but asking her over to your own place will just make you more suspicious, won't it..?
And even if she said yes, would you really want to date a woman that tags along to a man's place like that..?
927 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:44:44 ID:VP4kzGVQ: Don't mention that the crab is from Glasses and if she should ask you
"Who did you get the crab from? Hihihiw"
you could answer honestly like
"Well, actually, I got it from Mr. Glasses..." and if she doesn't, all the better.
It's not like you're lying to her.
928 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:45:07 ID:9FiwJ2p2: Don't ask her over to your room. If you have to call someone over, I'd advise you to ask Glasses to come.
929 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:45:13 ID:f37HshCt: Crab, huh? I want crab too...
Getting crab >>>>>>>>>>>> Getting a girl
For me, that is.
930 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:45:20 ID:hLmQ5CTM: >>922
Right.
He's only seen her like twice or three times and we don't even know if she likes him.
From his reports, I'd say she's not even close to liking him, she's rather wary of him.
Though if OP manages to see her again, he could casually tell her about the crabs and ask her if she wants some.
931 : 923 : 04/11/09 19:45:53 ID:etuqG5wO: >>921
Sorry, it was last Friday.
932 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:46:04 ID:VP4kzGVQ: Hmm...
Anyone know a restaurant that allows you to bring your own crab?
It'd make asking her out a lot easier...
933 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:46:41 ID:yUR8ecla: >>925
Then he could let her into his room and offer her to have some tea while he's wrapping up the crab, talk to her a little, but not too much and let her go home with the crab.
That way, it'd be much easier for him to ask her over again
934 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:47:40 ID:yUR8ecla: How long can you keep crab in the fridge?
935 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:47:47 ID:mrWmbB3e: 　　ｒ;;;;;ノヾ
　　ﾋ‐=r=;'
　　'ヽ二/　< Mr. Molester Man, when you're done with the crab, have a taste of my crotch too! Uho!!
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_) 　
936 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:50:13 ID:hdKWtRUu: Then how about giving her the crab as a present? It should get you some points.

Try to imagine this.

Miss U.: "It's lonely eating crab alone by myself, would you like to come along and eat it with me?"
Molester: "Ah, that's a good idea. I was thinking of asking you the same thing."

Not bad, isn't it? Chances of this actually happening are like 0.1% though.
937 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:50:32 ID:VP4kzGVQ: You know, what if you told her
"I got crab from someone, so take a bit of it with youw"
and gave it to her after going to the restaurant with her this weekend?
The trick is to say "a bit of it" and give her almost all of it.

Then she might go "This is way too muchww
...................I can't eat it all alone, will you eat it with me?"
and ask you to come to her place on her own. You never know, do you?
938 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:50:55 ID:VP4kzGVQ: >>936
Ah, crab present mindw
939 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:51:22 ID:etuqG5wO: >>933
Yeah, if he let her go home after the tea, it might get her to lose some of her wariness.
Two birds with one stone, man.
940 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:51:24 ID:hdKWtRUu: >>937
Shall we get married..?
941 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:51:47 ID:hLmQ5CTM: >>936-937
Looks like two people have found each other.
Have some crab together at your wedding ceremony.
I wish you two happiness.
942 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:51:56 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>936-937
Synchronicity!!
943 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:52:06 ID:yUR8ecla: >>936
It's all for naught if there's no date this weekend though.
944 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:52:30 ID:VP4kzGVQ: >>940
Yeah, sure. When I grow a third nutw
945 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:52:30 ID:hdKWtRUu: >>941
Thanks. I want >>1 to be our matchmaker for our wedding. orz
946 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:53:18 ID:etuqG5wO: >>934
Deep freeze it in a ziploc bag and it should last quite some time.
947 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:54:23 ID:VP4kzGVQ: >>942
I can't help but think that it must be a good idea just because two people suggested it at the same time.
948 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:55:06 ID:T1lO3kyq: What does the fact that I just shit in my pants have to do with crabs?
949 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:55:14 ID:mrWmbB3e: 　　　_, ,_　
　（; ´Д｀）< Please have crab with me... pant pant...
　/ヽσ/ヽσ
　）　　）
950 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:55:25 ID:yUR8ecla: ".......................................................................................................I don't like crab. (in a very small voice)"

What if she says this?
951 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:55:34 ID:0pHpNB/K: Molester Man has neither Train Man's sincerity nor his modesty, he's rather the clingy stalker type.
His story starts with him getting mistaken for a pervert and the first impression he makes couldn't be any worse.
Unlike Hermes, Miss Understanding is just a nutcase. To be honest, you never know what she's thinking and chances are 99% that she doesn't love Molester Man.
So, why don't we give up the thought of this turning into a moving love story like in Train Man's case and make this the story of a pervert who, due to a second misunderstanding (it doesn't have to be one), ends up getting arrested without warrant?
952 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:56:39 ID:VP4kzGVQ: >>950
"Ohh......................................... I......................................... see............................ orz"
953 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:56:40 ID:yUR8ecla: >>948
That which you ate to produce that shit in your pants was, in its previous life, a crab that used to live next door to the crab Molester Man got from Glasses when it was still alive.
954 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:57:10 ID:fwWLd2Vd: >>1
Look, OP.
First of all, don't do anything rash.
We have time to work it out together.

But well, no matter what I say, >>1 will just go berserk anyway...
955 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:57:39 ID:VP4kzGVQ: >>951
The first meeting is a disaster. <-- This is the best way to start a love story! Or rather, it's the only acceptable way!
956 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:57:59 ID:etuqG5wO: >>950
(ﾉ∀｀) Aww shit.
957 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:59:11 ID:etuqG5wO: But >>950 has a point.
We have to consider that there are people in this world who are even allergic to crabs...
958 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:59:37 ID:yUR8ecla: Well, about that casual e-mail we agreed that OP should send her today or tomorrow...
It should be this:
"Sorry for the sudden question, but do you like crab?".
959 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:01:20 ID:M6P5xxXk: I'll make the phone call when I'm done watching Professional Executioners.
960 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:01:27 ID:0pHpNB/K: >>955
But what if the misunderstanding that caused the worst kind of beginning wasn't really a misunderstanding?
I can't think of a way how OP's supposed to redeem himself and get rid of the worst kind of impression he made.
Love stories that start with the worst kind of a first meeting only work if there's a stark contrast between the first impression the main protagonist makes and how he actually is.

So instead, we should go for a "The misunderstanding wasn't really a misunderstanding at all!" twist instead...
961 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:02:50 ID:fxkbxUIa: Isn't Glasses like a super good guy?
According to Miss Understanding, he's supposed to be a persistent fuck, but that's just Miss Understanding's impression of him.
What if it's just her misunderstanding? She's Miss Understanding after all.
Glasses felt bad for treating Molester Man like a criminal and wanted to apologize to him, but since he's only in contact with Miss Understanding and never directly contacted Molester Man, he got desperate and went as far as sending crab. What then?
962 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:03:19 ID:etuqG5wO: >>958
Nah, I'm for asking her in the restaurant this weekend.
OP could order something with crab and ask something like
"By the way, did you hear? The crab hunting season has started. Do you like crab, Miss Understanding?"
and nonchalantly find out if she likes crab.
And if she does, he could offer her the crab.
963 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:03:28 ID:T1lO3kyq: Upload a picture of the crab plz.
I wanna fap to it.
964 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:04:17 ID:VP4kzGVQ: >>960
In other words, instead of falling in love with her, OP has to make her fall in love with him.
965 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:04:22 ID:yUR8ecla: >>959
Oh, you're watching Bakatono's parody of it, huh?w

On a completely unrelataed note, the first human in the history of mankind that thought of eating crab must have been an amazing person.
By the way, what would Meganesh have done if >>1 had been one of the people that don't like crab?w
966 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:05:20 ID:fTmv2m03: Pic of the crab please.
967 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:06:17 ID:yUR8ecla: >>962
That could work too. Then he could ask her
"Actually, I happened to get crab delivered from Meganesh and it's quite a lot of crab, so would you like to take some of it with you?".
968 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:06:17 ID:VP4kzGVQ: >>962
But if he gave her the crab after explicitly asking if she likes crab, wouldn't it make it obvious that he planned it all?
969 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:06:59 ID:M6P5xxXk: >>965
Maybe that's why he decided to send me two different kinds of crab.

I don't have a digital camera, so no pics, guys.
970 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:07:03 ID:hLmQ5CTM: >>951
I would have worded it nicer, but I think you have a point.
This is a lot more difficult than Train Man.
Assuming Miss Understanding is wary of >>1 (or even suspects him), if he's nice to her on one hand, she avoids him and if he waits for her to act on the other hand, he'd wait forever because she's (probably) a very shy person.

>>961
Yeah, Glasses might be a nice guy, but >>1 couldn't care less because his only goal right now is to win Miss Understanding's heartw
971 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:08:47 ID:9FiwJ2p2: Glasses: "Oh, crap, crap, crap, what do I do now!?
　　　　　　 I busted an innocent person and took him to the police...
　　　　　　What if it ruined his life!? Oh God and it's my falut!
　　　　　　I should at least send him something as a token of apology. Yeah, crab should do it.
　　　　　　But crab is expensive, so I guess I'll have to make do with rice with mayonnaise for the next few days. Sigh..."
972 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:09:42 ID:9FiwJ2p2: I meant to write "it's my fault" orz
973 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:10:11 ID:0pHpNB/K: >>964
Even if OP told her he loves her, he'd either end up an "annoying person" like Glasses or even worse, she'd think "This guy is a molester after all..." and we'd have the worst kind of turn of events.
We have to keep in mind how they got to know each other and that she's kinda paranoid.
It's kinda cliche, but if, for example, Miss Understanding were to get attacked by a bunch of hoodlums and OP saved her, the worse her impression of OP is, the more effective it'd be and she'd see him in a completely different light.
But even that would have to be done nonchalantly. You just can't win Miss Understanding's heart if you come on too strong.
974 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:11:17 ID:etuqG5wO: >>967
Then there'd be no need to hide the fact that it's from Glasses either.
Besides, I fear that even if >>1 tried to hide it, he'd probably let it slip anywayw

>>968
But if he doesn't make sure that she really likes crab, there's the possibility that she goes
"......................................But I don't like crab. (in a very small voice)"
when he tries to give it to her on the way home, you know?
975 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:11:43 ID:0pHpNB/K: Nevertheless, we have to keep in mind that there's this one-in-a-million probability that she somehow already guessed how Molester Man feels about her and isn't as annoyed about it as we think.
976 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:11:46 ID:hLmQ5CTM: Oh, crap, crap, crap, what do I do now!?
I busted an innocent person's ass and blew my load inside...
What if it ruined his life!? Oh God and it's my fault!

Will I be charged for rape?
977 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:12:46 ID:yUR8ecla: Crab rape.
978 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:12:50 ID:M6P5xxXk: Alright, I'll call now!!

I'm kinda nervous...
979 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:13:53 ID:yUR8ecla: >>978
Go for it!!!
980 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (･ω･　彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/09 20:13:56 ID:SEf5onNW: Still no next thread? （･∀･）っ/凵⌒☆ ting ting
981 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:14:10 ID:Rh6qPlfb: Could it be that this is the crab you got?
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982 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:14:54 ID:M6P5xxXk: Got his voicemail both on his home phone number and his cell phone... Well, I left a short message on his answering machine for now.
983 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:14:57 ID:T1lO3kyq: >>980
You start it. Dimwit.
984 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:15:07 ID:fxkbxUIa: I know this doesn't have anything to do with the thread, but I like hair crabs the most.
985 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:15:48 ID:hLmQ5CTM: >>982
Was it Glasses you called?
986 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:16:04 ID:VP4kzGVQ: Someone start the next thread already.
Or else we'll have lots of duplicate threads and they'll attract trolls...
987 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (･ω･　彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/09 20:16:36 ID:SEf5onNW: >>983
●Can't, I got restricted access.
988 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:17:59 ID:zv9zaPGQ: I'll get 1000 with a "Heya, Miyuki-tan!＾＾" post.
989 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:18:15 ID:VP4kzGVQ: I'll make the new thread, okay?
Okay?
990 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:18:15 ID:CHZQzwKe: Here's an idea.
What if one of Glasses' colleagues wanted something like in Train Man to happen to Glasses?
Maybe it was because of that colleague's advice that Glasses sent the crabs in the first place.
Send crabs to Molester -> Molester tells Miss Understanding about it -> Miss Understanding likes Glasses more
This could be the plan.
Not sure why she'd like him more because of that though.
991 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:18:21 ID:hLmQ5CTM: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 3
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099999070/
992 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:12 ID:GoQthRI3: If this is post >>1000, Miss Understanding is a bit like my older sister.
993 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:14 ID:ccDQ2FCC: Molester Man.
994 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:23 ID:YZZeBhxY: 994
995 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:31 ID:INRseOuH: 1000
996 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:32 ID:c0HjTYVg: If I get 1000, I'll die.
997 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:37 ID:zKs0q1qh: awrzestxdyfughijokp@
998 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:38 ID:yUR8ecla: >>991
Good job.
999 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:38 ID:VP4kzGVQ: >>991
Thanks.
1000 : Kitamura Nobuhiko : 04/11/09 20:19:39 ID:b51+vfrb: I've been training my aim in FPS games, so here it goes!!!!!!!
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