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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 2

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:52:59 ID:kCAtIwji
>1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
>Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
>The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
>And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:

2 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:53:53 ID:PBs8jl1W
Thank you.

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:54:07 ID:cVhGy2C5

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:54:12 ID:BXUM3wDx

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:54:57 ID:0kRBDoej

6 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:55:38 ID:xyr6izEa
Huge thanks!

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:57:37 ID:eIeLmUua

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/07 23:57:54 ID:CWFva5xA
>>1 Thank you.

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:00:48 ID:hdy1er78
Thx a lot!

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:02:19 ID:GUT7+XwT
We might not really need this threadw

11 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:03:44 ID:JbgDwhaF
Thank you very much!

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:08 ID:b32ovm4z

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:11 ID:7bTOAQCn
1000 VIPPER sage 04/11/08 00:03:48 ID:DiyOpLm8
If this post is >>1000, I'm going to the convenience store.

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:38 ID:71SSnrcn
See ya then!

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:42 ID:BVMUXasv
>>Previous 1000
Buy me a big pack of instant spaghetti too while you're at it.

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:42 ID:GUT7+XwT
Will this... continue?

17 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:04:44 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I hadn't seen the >>1001st post for the longest time.
So they still hadn't gotten rid of the text art yet.

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:05:03 ID:DiyOpLm8
Meh, fuck going to the convenience store, I'm staying home.

19 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:05:05 ID:pN8IUv0d
Sorry if it looked like it was the end with the thread ending and all.

"...I mean it."
"...I see."
"I guess I'll be going then."

What's going on...

Still puzzled, I went to the register. A real man pays without saying anything. (Another one of my old man's sayings.)
Of course, Miss Understanding came running to complain.
"No, I really can't allow that! I'd feel bad. I made you listen to all that, so let me at least pay for lunch."
She didn't seem like she'd give in easily.

What I said then was great considering I came up with it on the spot.
"How about this then? The next time we have lunch together, it'll be your treat, Miss Understanding. Alright?"

Game, set, match. This time for real.

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:05:28 ID:kZpgNyoB
This is so lame.

We don't need another thread of this.

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21 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:05:36 ID:pkL5pzd2
>>1000 of previous thread
Yakisoba-bread and coke for me then.

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:00 ID:GUT7+XwT
"...........................................................................I guess. (in a very small voice)"

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:03 ID:hdy1er78
>>1000 of previous thread
For me, the latest Jump issue and pizza please.

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:08 ID:HVJ4Ywvx
That was a great way to end the threadw

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:28 ID:BVMUXasv
Nice, very nice.

26 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:30 ID:7bTOAQCn
Heh, that ad-lib wasn't half badw

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:33 ID:c0UUmkt2
Hurry up. Quit teasing us like that.

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:06:34 ID:nwsb94xA

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:07:07 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I wonder what kind of bad things Glasses told her about Molester Man to make her react like this...

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:07:21 ID:FvAZBPyv
Where have I seen this before...?

31 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:07:41 ID:pN8IUv0d
"Sigh... I guess, you are right...Yes."


I was sure I had managed to get her to open up a little, but could it be that she didn't really feel like meeting me again?
I don't want to boast, but it was a fucking awesome thing to say, you know!?
Any normal woman would have been lying naked in front of me with her legs spread by then.

Feeling even more puzzled and unsatisfied, I paid the bill and went out. Miss Understanding was walking right next to me.
Even though I had miserably failed to get through to her for the second time only moments ago, I was already starting to feel better with a cute girl walking right next to me.
I think I'm a pretty cool guy. I recover from setbacks in a flash and don't afraid of anything.

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:08:08 ID:kZpgNyoB
This is so lame.

We don't need another thread of this.

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33 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:08:51 ID:BVMUXasv
Getting a little full of ourselves here, aren't we? Kill yourself.
What the fuck do you know about normal women?

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:12 ID:+PpE8oqU

↑I bet this guy doesn't have any friends.

35 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:21 ID:7bTOAQCn
You're totally blowing it, man.

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:27 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I have the feeling Miss Understanding isn't completely against meeting you again.

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:28 ID:btBILlUB
What do we do for the rest of the thread? Talk about why and where he fucked up?

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:36 ID:TllVFU8q
Unlike Train Man, Molester Man's after a woman that's mentally unstable. I really don't see this ending well for him.
If he gets too close to her, I fear he's going to get arrested for real.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:09:55 ID:DiyOpLm8
The "You can treat me next time, okay?" line is old and worn out.
I know it's just something you came up with on the spot, but I don't think you'll make a good impression on her with lines like that.

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:10:15 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Come on now, she's anything but normal.

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:10:23 ID:f1j1TNJH
I don't get what Miss Understanding's problem is.

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:10:36 ID:HVJ4Ywvx
If you come on too strong, she pulls away. She's a tough nut to crack.

43 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:10:57 ID:pN8IUv0d
We didn't talk much on the way back.
But not because it felt too awkward or something, we were rather exhausted from talking so much.

We walked along the same alley as always and parted in front of my apartment.
Of course, it wouldn't have been me if I had just let her go like that without giving it one last try. In fact, I had been gathering my resolve all the way home to say this line.

Okay, here I go.

"Well, thank you very much for today. If there's anything, feel free to contact me. I will too."

Alright! I said it!! I actually said it!!

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:11:23 ID:Y3B0qKjr
Sorry, I can't take it anymore.
I've been watching this from the beginning, but OP's stupidity and that woman's mental illness really get on my nose.

I'm out of here. Bye.

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:11:28 ID:GUT7+XwT
"..............................................................I'm sorry, I can't. (in a very small voice)"

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:11:44 ID:aiQJOUSv
I feel sad now for some reason (;´Д⊂)

47 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:11:56 ID:pkL5pzd2

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:02 ID:BVMUXasv
I like this.

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:06 ID:7bTOAQCn
Got a bit ahead of yourself, didn't ya?

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:23 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Molester Man meets Mental Woman.
No way this is getting a perfect happy end like Train Man.

That's VIP for ya.

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:37 ID:c0UUmkt2
".......................................................................I can't do that. (in a very small voice & dash)"

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:44 ID:k1xDCq6T
Glasses: "I heard about what happened, Molester Boy."

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:12:50 ID:88gFSvTF
Get up someone's nose
Get on someone's nerves

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:33 ID:TllVFU8q
"Get on my nose"..? Really?

55 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:42 ID:FvAZBPyv
I can't tell if >>1's efforts are completely fruitless or not.

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:48 ID:FqeqnrHC
"........................................................I knew it. You are a stalker. (in a very small voice)"

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:50 ID:v92Qx3qr
Just finished reading the pervious thread.
I couldn't be assed to read every post though, so I read only >>1's posts.
I lost it at "Glasses missing his head".

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:13:53 ID:g5Bw/q4m
The story itself is interesting, but there are far too many Train Man fanboys fagging this thread up writing shit like "Molester Man", "What if this turns into a book too?" etc.

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:00 ID:kZpgNyoB
This is so lame.

We don't need another thread of this.

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60 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:09 ID:HVJ4Ywvx
Can't believe you tried it three times...

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:12 ID:7bTOAQCn

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:23 ID:v92Qx3qr
○ previous
× pervious

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:31 ID:DpLiqLJS
I lol'd.

64 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:14:30 ID:pN8IUv0d
"Ah... right... I understand."


Is it a "Yes" or does she really not feel like it? I didn't know what to make of it...
This wasn't going to do. If I had went to work now with an uncertain feeling like that, I bet I would have dropped oden cups all night.
I gathered all my courage and said

"You don't have to if you don't feel like it, you know!? I just thought it wouldn't hurt to have someone to talk to when there's something that's bothering you. That goes for both of us..."

If you think about it calmly, what I said there didn't even make much sense.

65 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:48 ID:btBILlUB

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:55 ID:a5pp9P17
I'll start making a Molestermon game right away.

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:14:57 ID:aiQJOUSv
kZpgNyoB is Train Man.

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:15:20 ID:GUT7+XwT
JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!! (in a very big voice)

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:15:39 ID:phfxEePO
↓What Miss Understanding really thinks

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:15:49 ID:wtE7U/6q
It's getting a little annoying.

71 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:15:56 ID:sN88AaVO
You must have already noticed by now that it's hopeless, right?

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:11 ID:BVMUXasv
>I just thought it wouldn't hurt to have someone to talk to when there's something that's bothering you. That goes for both of us...
I think this part was unnecessary.

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:12 ID:k3lC/Vlv
kZpgNyoB is Glasses. (in a very small voice)

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:12 ID:HVJ4Ywvx
What a persistent fuck. Die already.

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:39 ID:7bTOAQCn
"...................................................................................So annoying. (in Glasses' voice)"

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:16:42 ID:GUT7+XwT
That's it!!

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:00 ID:f1j1TNJH
Alright, you and me, let's drink the night away tonight.

78 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:17:05 ID:pN8IUv0d
"No! (in a big voice) It's not that I don't feel like it, but... (in a gradually fading voice)"

I didn't get what she's thinking at all, but said
"Glad to hear that. Let's talk again when we're both free."
"Alright, see you then..."
"See you."

Then, I went to work and started writing this report as soon as I got back.

79 : 川;゚;3;゚;)BeardCritical _HIGE/100p6 : 04/11/08 00:17:31 ID:p/OzEdBb
What? Another book in the making?
I'm leaving this post here, just in case.

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:38 ID:BVMUXasv
This looks completely hopeless.

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:46 ID:DiyOpLm8
".........................................................................Meganesh (in a very small voice)"

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:52 ID:sN88AaVO
Looks like she's got an inferiority complex. Poor mentally unstable woman.

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:53 ID:7bTOAQCn
And when did you sweat a lot?w

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:17:58 ID:hdy1er78
Difficult to say what she's thinking...

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:09 ID:GUT7+XwT
"...............................................................................I don't feel like it after all. (in a very mental voice)"

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:13 ID:FqeqnrHC
"..............................................................I was just being polite. (in a very small voice)"

87 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:36 ID:IVZP/ilh
           ∧  ∧
            |1/ |1/
          / ̄ ̄ ̄`ヽ、
         /        ヽ
        /  ⌒  ⌒    |
        | (●) (●)   |   .......................I guess. (in a very small voice)
        /          |   
       /           |    
      (          _ |
      (ヽ、       /  )|
       | ``ー――‐''"|  ヽ|
       ゝ ノ       ヽ  ノ
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:44 ID:op1NBBaW
What the hell is this?

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:18:53 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Considering how we Japanese can't say no, it's hard to tell what she really feels.

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:06 ID:f1j1TNJH
I think it's a hopeless case.

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:13 ID:TllVFU8q
She even finds a guy like Glasses annoying. God knows what will happen if you push a woman with a stalker paranoia like that too far.

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:17 ID:GUT7+XwT
Did you get an e-mail from her yet?
No? Thought so.

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:34 ID:wtE7U/6q
Shouldn't have let her go with just that. You panicked, didn't you?

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:19:43 ID:aiQJOUSv
So... What will you do now?

95 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:02 ID:nwsb94xA
Wait until she asks you out again.

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:04 ID:tiQcsR5/

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:05 ID:7bTOAQCn
Right. What now?

98 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:20:19 ID:pN8IUv0d
I'm not sure what to think of her reaction.
After some thinking, I came to the conclusion that she may be getting annoyed of me just like she is with Glasses.
I haven't received any e-mails or calls from her so far and if there's still no sign of her in the next few days,
do I just contact her instead?

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:26 ID:GUT7+XwT
Ask Glasses for advice.

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:34 ID:DpLiqLJS
On a completely unrelated note, reading the previous thread made me want to eat omelet with cheese and meat sauce on top, but it's already after midnight.
What are you gonna do about this, >>1?

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:44 ID:b32ovm4z
Molester Man, just stay put until she contacts you.
Try not to do anything that might appear too forceful.

102 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:57 ID:FqeqnrHC
That's it!

103 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:20:59 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I can't figure out what's going on in Miss Understanding's head. But then again I'm a guy.
Could it be that she's waiting for Molester Man to contact her because she's scared of contacting him herself?

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:21:32 ID:zA7Rxyt7
First of all, get Glasses in here, then we can talk.

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:21:53 ID:GUT7+XwT
Wait for her to pass that alley on her way home and act like it's a coincidence.

106 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:21:59 ID:pN8IUv0d
So, it's better if I wait, huh? But I don't think she'll contact me any time soon, at least not before the day after tomorrow.
If nothing else happens in the meantime, this thread will probably be dead by then. Then I won't have anyone to ask for advice. What to do...

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:03 ID:FvAZBPyv
Three possibilities:
1. Write her an e-mail
2. Wait
3. Go to her place

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:19 ID:HVJ4Ywvx
You should wait at least two weeks. Since she said "See you", she's bound to contact you.
But it'll be your one and only chance. Better make it a fun date or you'll never see her again.

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:20 ID:tiQcsR5/
It's risky, but sometimes a single creepy e-mail can give birth to love, you know?

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:25 ID:aiQJOUSv
I think you should be patient and give it a little time.
If you get too greedy and contact her now, you'd just play right into Glasses' hands.

111 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:22:27 ID:7bTOAQCn
That's itw
Ambush her!

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:00 ID:k1xDCq6T
The whole incident is finally over and done with, why would you want to contact her?

113 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:03 ID:DiyOpLm8
What is it you wanna do with that woman, OP? Date her?

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:23 ID:BVMUXasv
She's probably asking Glasses for advice right now.

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:22 ID:LMv5Rvue
That's what a stalker would do!!

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:26 ID:dxo9C4BJ
If you look at it from her perspective, there's no need for her to see you again.

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:49 ID:f1j1TNJH
You should definitely wait.

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:23:55 ID:TllVFU8q
On a completely unrelated note, if you want to eat a huge omelet, make it a Japanese-style one with radish sauce. If it's that, I can even down the XL size with some effort.

119 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:24:14 ID:pN8IUv0d
You can bet your fucking ass on it!!

I'm sorry. I'd love to date her.

By the way, I guess I ought to mention that I exchanged phone numbers with Glasses today...

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:24:36 ID:k3lC/Vlv
It might not be a bad idea to send her a short e-mail.

"I just got off from work. I'm glad everything ended well today.
I can imagine better ways to meet someone for the first time, but now that we know each other, would you like to eat out with me again?
To be honest, when we were in front of my apartment today, I was so close to jumping you."

and end it with a bang.

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:24:47 ID:BVMUXasv

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:24:48 ID:7bTOAQCn
Did you talk about your hobbies?

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:25:07 ID:tiQcsR5/
Even if you decide to wait, I don't think she'll contact you ever again.

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:25:23 ID:wtE7U/6q
It's better if you wait.

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:25:23 ID:FqeqnrHC
You should just date Glasses instead.

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:25:20 ID:7bTOAQCn
Ah, I meant to link to >>119.

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:26:02 ID:zA7Rxyt7
Why don't you just become friends with Glasses?
You don't have any friends, do you?

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:26:22 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I don't get it. Why would you exchange phone numbers with Glasses?w

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:26:40 ID:DpLiqLJS
You could warn Glasses about her and tell him that she's a real nutcase.

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:26:48 ID:wtE7U/6q
Or rather, you shouldn't date her just because she's cute.
You'll regret it later.

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:27:12 ID:GUT7+XwT
Glasses would just tell Miss Understanding about it. No doubt about it.

132 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:27:24 ID:pN8IUv0d
I honestly didn't have any opportunity to, with her asking Zen questions and me giving cryptic answers to them. Okay, maybe it wasn't that bad.
Also, Miss Understanding seems to have suffered some really heavy stalking.
The stalker didn't actually put hands on her, but he did stuff like entering her apartment while she was out.
And the policemen in charge this time are the same ones that were in charge of her stalker case when it was really bad.
That's why they acted so quickly this time.

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:27:30 ID:joPELBg+
If Molester Man were to write her an e-mail now, it wouldn't do anything but creep her out.

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:27:38 ID:tiQcsR5/
>"I've been wondering, are you not mad at me, Mr. Molester?"
>"You really aren't mad at all? How come!?"

You fucked up here. You should've made her feel even worse and exploited her sense of guilt.

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:28:02 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Spam Glasses with e-mails like
"Miss Understanding seems to think that you're a stalker!"


136 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:28:46 ID:xxBMYMGP
We really don't need a part 2 of this. This is too boring.

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137 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:28:57 ID:btBILlUB
You probably dropped the ball when you defended Glasses.

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:29:26 ID:k3lC/Vlv
You know, this might not be the first time this kind of misunderstanding happened.
What if she constantly mistakes people for stalkers and drags them to the police?

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:29:32 ID:c0UUmkt2
For starters, write her an e-mail tomorrow that goes like
"Thank you for yesterday. I'm not sure how to put it, but if you ever need my advice, I'll gladly help.
But if you don't, please don't hesitate to say so.".
What do you think?

140 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:29:45 ID:pN8IUv0d
Nah, the way this is going, I don't think I'll ever need to contact Glasses again.
Though if we both stay in contact with Miss Understanding, we might meet again someday.

As for how Glasses and I exchanged phone numbers, he suddenly took out his business card telling me to contact him if something should happen, so I felt like I should give him my contact details too.

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:29:55 ID:b32ovm4z
I want to date a girl that works at my company. How do I go about it?

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:30:11 ID:f1j1TNJH
Tell Miss Understanding something that shows you in a bad light. That way she can relate to you more.

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:30:17 ID:DiyOpLm8
For now, you should keep writing her e-mails every now and then, but not too many, of course.
Also, you better don't suggest meeting up until some time has passed.

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:30:38 ID:GUT7+XwT
The idea that Molester Man and Meganesh might be accomplices should be swirling around in Miss Understanding's head by now.

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:31:02 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Just casually ask her out for lunch/dinner.
Don't confess your love to her right away if you don't want to lose the game before it even started.

I'm speaking from my own experience here.

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:31:19 ID:7bTOAQCn
I see... It's important to secure the next date with her with the help of some idle chat or you'll be forever stuck waiting for her like this.

>>139's suggestion might work. Make it casual.

147 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:32:15 ID:pN8IUv0d
Something that shows me in a bad light?

"Hello, it's me, Molester... 20-year-old virgins are called yarahata, but what do you call someone that's older than that and still a virgin?"
"Hello, it's me, Molester... I haven't eaten any vegetables lately..."
"Hello, it's me, Molester... When I saw someone throw a 10,000 yen bill into the Niigata earthquake donation box next to the register, I couldn't help but feel envious..."

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:32:31 ID:k3lC/Vlv
If you're gonna send her an e-mail anyway, do it now.
There's a good chance that she's still awake if she lives alone.

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:33:04 ID:kZpgNyoB
This is so lame.

We don't need another thread of this.

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150 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:33:29 ID:DpLiqLJS
I think it's better if you stay clear of her...

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:33:56 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Makes me cringe to imagine having someone enter my room while I'm out...
If that happened to you, wouldn't you become paranoid too?

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:34:21 ID:Ui8vbb2i
>stuff like entering her apartment while she was out

If she's got a persecution complex and this turns out to be just one of her delusions... I fear for Molester Man's fate.

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:34:29 ID:hdy1er78
Now that it's come to this, send her creepy e-mails.

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:34:57 ID:b32ovm4z
I did. I asked her out for lunch and had a date with her.
But ever since that day, she always refuses when I ask her out.

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:18 ID:DiyOpLm8
He can't help it if he likes her.
It's better to have tried and failed than regret never having tried at all.

156 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:35:25 ID:pN8IUv0d
Yeah, I have to admit she does come off as a little mentally unstable if you read what I wrote about her in my reports.
It didn't feel like that when I was talking to her though.
I guess it just goes to show how severe the stalking she suffered was.
She didn't tell me everything, but the stalker apparently even stole her used feminine hygiene products etc.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:26 ID:3izQPZNX
I'm a ♀ and as a ♀ I feel like you're being a bit too pushy.
If Miss Understanding has been through a lot like you wrote in >>132, then it's probably not just men. She might be overly cautious of others, regardless of gender.

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:35 ID:GUT7+XwT
The first time, she just wanted to have some fun. After that, it was serious business.

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:49 ID:7bTOAQCn
Ah, that was me.

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:35:58 ID:btBILlUB
Isn't that like getting to the game over screen and then starting to look for a cheat code? I mean, isn't it too late?

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:36:02 ID:zA7Rxyt7
It's over, mate, happens to the best of us. Just let it go and move on.

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:36:45 ID:GUT7+XwT
She told details about all kind of things the stalker did to her to someone she had only met a few days ago. Strange... (in a very small voice)

163 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:36:54 ID:gQ7VR/U7

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:36:57 ID:+PpE8oqU
Yeah, it made me want to have one too.
Wanna go together?

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:37:23 ID:zA7Rxyt7
Well, she had no choice but to explain herself in this case.

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:37:51 ID:tiQcsR5/
[Body] You got all shy after Glasses confessed his love to you! So moe!
      Your blushing face makes me rock hard!
      The magnum in my pants is gonna burst into flames and melt away into a pool of liquid.
      Mmhmmmm. Ahh! Splurt! Ugh......
      Oh no, I made a sticky mess all over myself...
      I wanna make you lick me clean! ☆
- I wanna pump litters of milk into your ass, stir it around and then drink the coffee milk that comes out.
   Yes, I wanna drink it till I'm full.

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:38:08 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I was once in a similar situation. When I asked her out in a pushy way, she turned me down with
"I'm sorry, but I'm seeing Mr. XX right now. You know him, right?".

168 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:38:18 ID:pN8IUv0d
Wait, don't make the same mistake as me and order the biggest size!
Choose a size two sizes smaller than the size you feel like eating. That's the key to victory.

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:39:52 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Yeah, omelets can be really bigw
One big omelet was enough to make both me and my child full.

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:39:56 ID:Ui8vbb2i
After ignoring my e-mails for 2 weeks, the girl I like finally replied!

>Look, could you stop e-mailing me?
>It's seriously creeping me out.
>Knock it off already, okay?
>Ever so sincerely.

she wrote. She really got me there. I seriously panicked for a moment.
That is, until I saw the hidden message. Read it vertically down the left side. Hehehe...

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:40:20 ID:7bTOAQCn
I got a good idea!
Write her an e-mail, but write it as if it was addressed to a friend or something!
Don't mention her though, write something about your hobbies instead!

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:40:47 ID:DiyOpLm8
Now that's a playful woman with a sense of humor.

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:41:31 ID:wtE7U/6q
What can I say... Hang in there.
Or rather, don't. Let it go.

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:41:38 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Sorry, if I'm wrong, but... that's a copypasta, isn't it?

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:42:18 ID:zA7Rxyt7
Lurk moar.

176 : 154 : 04/11/08 00:42:46 ID:b32ovm4z
So it's too late for a homerun that turns the tables...?
Is that all there is to your oh-so-great VIP QUALITY..?
I'm going to bed.

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:42:52 ID:3izQPZNX
What's with all the posts about omelets?w

178 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:11 ID:DiyOpLm8
Shut up and kill yourself.

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:23 ID:gQ7VR/U7
I like how this thread is slowly turning into a trainwreck.

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:30 ID:tiQcsR5/
Don't blame others for your own lack of QUALITY.

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:31 ID:88gFSvTF
Search results for "Look, could you stop e-mailing me?":
Around 9470 hits.

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:43:55 ID:c0UUmkt2
Humans cannot live without other humans.

Here's my analysis.
Miss Understanding thought Molester might get mad at her for her misunderstanding and try to do something to her.
But to her surprise, Molester wasn't mad at her at all.
For someone like Miss Understanding who thought of men as uncontrollable beasts, it was hard to believe.

In front of her stood a man that was ready to forgive her for the worst kind of misunderstanding.
I think, Miss Understanding is torn by the conflict between her fear of men and her urge to talk to him a little more.


183 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:44:22 ID:0ARU5wVo
Next time you see her, tell her stuff like
"With me being me, I guess I can't really blame you for thinking I'm a molesterw"
"As I seldom have the opportunity to dine with a lady, I'm a little nervous right noww Do I look like I'm angry again?w"
and something along these lines

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:44:30 ID:efuWy/Un
My prediction is that as long as Molester Man doesn't do anything completely retarded, he'll easily manage to get on friendly terms with her.

Miss Understanding is a single woman that lives alone and fears potential stalkers. She's also mentally unstable.
For these reasons, it's only a matter of time until she opens up to you.

Listen, Molester Man. Convince her that you're only trying to help her like a bodyguard and she's bound to accept you sooner or later.

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:44:41 ID:6J4Vycan
I agree.

→You fucking bet I'm mad. And I already know the perfect way for you to make it up to me...
  I'm not mad at you. On the contrary, I'd like to apologize too.

Anyone would have chosen this route.

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:44:44 ID:GUT7+XwT
Here's a serious advice.
Don't ask her out or make any advances for about half a year. Act like a friendly and nice coworker.
Your chance will come.

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:45:11 ID:7bTOAQCn

( ´・ω・) Hey, everyone, tea is ready...
( つO
と_)_) 旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:45:51 ID:LMv5Rvue
Don't send an e-mail. She's the type of woman to run away if you chase her.
She seems to be popular with guys, or well, I'm sure she's had a few guys ask her out on a date.
She can probably tell right away if someone's interested in her or not.
Thus, she should have already started suspecting you by now, >>1.
This is where you pull back and make her think
"Huh? He seems to like me, yet why isn't he making any advances?".

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:46:36 ID:GUT7+XwT
It's better to get a clear answer than slowly fade out into oblivion, don't you think?

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:46:51 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Let me be perfectly honest. If you don't contact her and just keep waiting for her, you'll wait forever.

191 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:47:17 ID:sN88AaVO
Sounds like something a spoiled Tokyo cunt would say...

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:48:01 ID:71SSnrcn
Why are you guys not watching soccer?

193 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 00:48:22 ID:pN8IUv0d
That's an amazing analysis!!
Talk like that is my specialty!
If it was that easy, even I would have already...

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:48:45 ID:k3lC/Vlv
>>1, you haven't played catch with her yet today. Sometimes you should be the one to throw the first ball.
Make it an extremely dark one while you're at it.

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:49:16 ID:7bTOAQCn
But if he were to pull back now, I fear she might be like
".................................................................He finally gave up, good riddance. (in a very small voice)"

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:49:36 ID:gQ7VR/U7
That woman seems to have a borderline personality syndrome. It's better if you stay away from her.
Even if you do manage to get together with her, you'd just get pushed around by her mood swings, you'd hurt her and get hurt and end up a wreck.

197 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:49:45 ID:ebpoSNPa
Ohh, Molester Man's made it into the second thread, huh?

But honestly, I don't see the threads lasting that long.

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:50:25 ID:LMv5Rvue
If that's what she's going to think, then it's all the same whatever he does, I guess.

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:51:13 ID:phfxEePO
That borders on coercion...

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:51:34 ID:7bTOAQCn
I guess sow

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:51:58 ID:tiQcsR5/
I honestly think a little coercion wouldn't hurt in her case.

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:52:43 ID:GUT7+XwT
Do you want Molester Man to end up in jail?w

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:52:57 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Date a mentally unstable woman or be forever alone.

Nice choices you got there.

204 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:53:19 ID:3izQPZNX
Well, it's a gamble.
- OP contacts her and manages to ease her wariness.
- OP contacts her, but she turns him down.
- OP patiently waits until she finally contacts him!
- OP patiently waits, but she never contacts him.

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:53:38 ID:Ui8vbb2i
Is this his last chance or what!?

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:53:41 ID:Mk7u7qvQ
Who's this molester you guys keep talking about? Me?

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:54:04 ID:wtE7U/6q
Forever alone in a prison cell may be an option too.

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:54:40 ID:GUT7+XwT
You could write her something like
"I got into an argument with my girlfriend, could you give me advice?"

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:54:43 ID:LMv5Rvue
Well played.

210 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:55:39 ID:3izQPZNX
What kind of argument?

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:56:20 ID:0ARU5wVo
And exactly one month after the incident, Molester Man found himself running after Miss Understanding on the same alley again. Only this time, it wasn't a misunderstanding.

212 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:56:24 ID:7bTOAQCn
Molester Man shouldn't contact her tomorrow. Is this our final answer?

213 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:56:29 ID:GUT7+XwT
Something like "When I told her I got mistaken for a molester, she didn't believe me and now she thinks I actually molested someone.", maybe?w

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:57:35 ID:k3lC/Vlv
But if he actually managed to date a mentally unstable woman and cure her of her fear of men, it'd be the best end ever.
I wonder how many bad ends he'd have to avoid to get to that end.

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:58:27 ID:gQ7VR/U7
>>1 is already clinging on to her too much.
If he continues like this, it'll escalate and before he knows, he'll have turned into a real stalker.

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 00:59:45 ID:k3lC/Vlv
My opinion hasn't changed since I wrote >>120.
Ignore the third line though, it was a joke.

The rest is up to >>1 to decide. Just follow that manly men theory of yours.

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:00:01 ID:88gFSvTF
First, you should let two or three days pass.
If you directly contact her the day after you had lunch together, you'll just have made the same mistake as Glasses.

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:00:22 ID:hx4bsGAF
I think Miss Understanding end is already out of the question now.
Just go for the Glasses end.

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:01:03 ID:HVJ4Ywvx
He left the route that leads to the good end a long time ago!!!

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:02:03 ID:k3lC/Vlv
You should contact Glasses first... Just talk to him about 2ch or whatever.

221 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 01:02:26 ID:pN8IUv0d
Whoa, whoa, go easy on me, guys.

For now, I'll try waiting two, three days.
I believe she's not writing any e-mails because I told her I'm working today.
The only problem is if this thread will survive long enough or not.

222 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:03:04 ID:btBILlUB
From your reports, it seems like Miss Understanding feels misunderstood and shows extreme reactions if someone doesn't agree with her opinions and actions.
If she's like that, agree with her no matter what she says.
Throw away your own beliefs and opinions for the sake of your goal!

Why don't you start with writing her an e-mail and apologizing for not being able to listen to her to the end last time?

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:03:37 ID:l4lQfyCY
Ahh, I want something like this to happen to me too.
Mr. Santa, please make something nice and romantic happen to me!

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:04:33 ID:k3lC/Vlv
What speaks against writing her an e-mail tomorrow?
The longer you wait, the more difficult it'll be to come up with an excuse for an e-mail.

On the other hand, once you've written an e-mail to her, you can't do anything but wait for her reply.

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:05:49 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I think it's quite a thorny path OP chose though...

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:07:05 ID:RLKwRs1Y
Hey, I've finally caught up and finished reading what I had missed since the last thread.
As one of the people that were watching over OP from the beginning, I wanna see a QUALITY end like sending her creepy e-mails and getting sued or something. So you better get a move on, man.

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:07:23 ID:7bTOAQCn
>>216's suggestion seems plausible.

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:09:58 ID:k3lC/Vlv
The question at hand is if getting an e-mail after midnight is okay for Miss Understanding or not.

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:10:09 ID:3izQPZNX
But if he never tells her what he thinks, wouldn't he have a hard time after getting the good end?

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:11:44 ID:k3lC/Vlv
If she has trouble sleeping at night because of her stalker paranoia, she might be pretty happy about getting an e-mail now.

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:12:02 ID:3izQPZNX
Sending an e-mail at this hour isn't going to get him any points.

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:12:18 ID:UwAHxaSJ
Heya, Miyuki-tan!^^

233 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:12:57 ID:RLKwRs1Y
By the time he's reached the good end, he will probably have acquired the skill to present his opinion in a smart way.

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:13:26 ID:wtE7U/6q
She's probably still very wary of OP and men in general, so at least in the beginning, he should try to act like someone who knows how she feels.

I don't think it's a good idea to send an e-mail after midnight to someone you've met only a few days ago.

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:13:27 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I wonder if she's still getting bombed with e-mails by Glasses...

236 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:14:13 ID:Ui8vbb2i
It's a different thing if it's from a friend, but getting an e-mail at night is normally just annoying.

No idea how the mind of a mentally unstable woman works though.

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:14:24 ID:7bTOAQCn
It might be interesting to see how she reacts though.
If she doesn't reply unti the next morning, you'll know that sending an e-mail after midnight is a no-go.

238 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:15:28 ID:btBILlUB
He can think about it when he's actually made it to the good endw

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:15:50 ID:efuWy/Un
If she's getting spammed with Glasses' e-mails even at this hour, it might help if you send her an e-mail now.
Otherwise you'd be the stalker bothering her at night.

But unlike Glasses, you were already once mistaken for a molester.
You have to be extra careful.

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:15:59 ID:Ui8vbb2i
But that's exactly the mindset of a stalker. (^^;

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:16:24 ID:l4lQfyCY
Send her the URL of this thread and tell her that you're thinking so hard about her, even going as far as asking other people in the Internet for advice.
That's all it'll take.

242 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:16:24 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Hard to tell if your chances are good or not... Everything about this is so hard to tell.

243 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:17:39 ID:wtE7U/6q
Yeah, that's all it'll take to get the bad end!

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:17:52 ID:RLKwRs1Y

But that's what's good about this thread.

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:18:37 ID:Alpz9aAS
If you set up a camera in Miss Understanding's room, you'd always know the perfect timing to contact her, don't you agree?

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:19:17 ID:rM+nR0on
But that's exactly the mindset of a stalker. (^^;

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:19:55 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I guess it might be okay to send an e-mail if she's not in bed yet...

But tomorrow would be best.

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:20:10 ID:cIFtiwlk

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:20:40 ID:XuBlUkxA
I saw yesterday's thread, but didn't read it.
Someone tell me what happened in the previous thread in 3 words please.

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:21:52 ID:rRnTQeQ+
Hang in there, 1!

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:22:05 ID:3izQPZNX
I guess that's another way of thinking about it...

But then he'd have to slowly switch from what he's pretending to be to his normal self, right?
Am I a hopeless case if I think it sounds like an extremely difficult thing to pull off...?

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:22:14 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Molester Man thread.

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:01 ID:6dmFtpla
I know what you could do.
Tell her about how you grew up in poverty.
Your catchphrase should be
"Now I have the money to afford turkey and cakes for Christmas, but I'm fine with just chicken rice."
If I was Miss Understanding, I'd offer my ass to you on the spot.

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:05 ID:btBILlUB
About Glasses sending her too many e-mails... He's probably doing it under the pretext of asking her if she safely arrived at home etc.

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:12 ID:7bTOAQCn
Really? I think it's a good thing to want to know more about the person you like...
I'm pretty sure a 20-year-old freelance part-timer like her is still awake at this hour.(´・ω・`)

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:49 ID:6dmFtpla
Slay Evil Immediately.

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:23:50 ID:gQ7VR/U7
Send her an e-mail in the morning!
People only think about positive things in the mornings.

258 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:24:52 ID:7bTOAQCn
I, for one, got low-blood-pressure. I hate mornings.

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:25:09 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I feel extremely negative in the mornings though...
I feel the most positive late at this time of the day, late night.

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:25:16 ID:3izQPZNX
Btw, where did >>1 go off to?w

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:25:23 ID:XuBlUkxA
Dude, you don't know shit about how a full-time worker feels like on Monday mornings, do you?

262 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:25:41 ID:wtE7U/6q
It's usually not a problem even if you suddenly change.
But it probably has to be extra smooth in Miss Understanding's case.
Getting her to trust you seems already hard to pull off to begin with.

263 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 01:26:00 ID:pN8IUv0d
I'm here reading all your different opinions and wavering between hope and fear.

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:26:19 ID:efuWy/Un
Well, it's a mentally unstable woman we're talking about herew
Even only 4 or 5 e-mails a day might be too much for herw

She's a real tough nut to crackw

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:28:08 ID:k3lC/Vlv
If you want to gain her trust, it might be better to not pretend to be someone else from the start.
She'll never open up to him once she notices that you're putting up a front.

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:28:39 ID:3izQPZNX
Oh, sorry, didn't know you were here.
I'm sure you have it tough, but take everyone's opinions to heart and do your best!!

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:29:01 ID:hbKF+5Ge
I heard it's difficult to date mentally unstable women.
Act like a real nice guy until you've nailed her, then throw her aside!

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:30:29 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I don't feel very positive in the morning, but it's probably still better to send an e-mail in the morning.
I'm talking 10 to 11 am here.

269 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:31:10 ID:7bTOAQCn
I don't care how and when, but just tell her about your hobbies! Only about the tropical fish though!
If she takes the bait, pull her in!

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:31:16 ID:XuBlUkxA
Eh? What? What? (゚д゚三゚д゚)? (゚д゚)?
A guy molested a woman, but she was actually mentally unstable and now he's dating her instead of getting arrested?

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:32:53 ID:wtE7U/6q
The question is if Miss Understanding can even afford to pay attention to OP these days.
She might be pretty depressed right now because of her own misunderstanding and Glasses' e-mail spam.

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:35:17 ID:k3lC/Vlv
How about something like this for the e-mail?

"I'm sorry for leaving so early yesterday. I really wanted to stay and talk with you longer, but I couldn't skip work after all.
I'm so glad that this whole incident ended well.
I enjoyed yesterday's lunch a lot, so let's do it again sometime.
Please contact me anytime you are free. I'd gladly join you."

What do you think?

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:36:33 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Yeah, it's most likely that she's already shut herself into her shell again.

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:37:25 ID:3izQPZNX
That's it!!

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:37:39 ID:sN88AaVO
Use this one if you want to send an e-mail that presents you in a good light.

276 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:39:27 ID:7bTOAQCn
Not bad. It's actually pretty (・∀・) good!!

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:39:50 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Thing is, I always sucked at writing e-mails... So I'm not sure if my suggestions can serve as a reference.

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:40:28 ID:zMWv296F
I assume she's been through a lot in the past.
In other words, she's experienced many extreme situations.

People who have experienced that kind of things tend to get attracted to people with similar experiences.
Therefore, you should act like you're in an extreme situation too.

Like "With me looking like this, it's not surprising that I get mistaken for a molester.
     This incident has made it even clearer to me that a person like me doesn't deserve to live. Hahaha."

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:41:02 ID:wtE7U/6q
Pretty good.
Although if possible, I'd try to change the "this whole incident" part.
I mean, OP is the victim in this case.

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:43:31 ID:3izQPZNX
I'm not >>272, but I'd suggest dropping that line altogether.

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:46:25 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I see... Something like this then:

"Thank you very much for having lunch with me yesterday.
I think it was the first and last time for me to dine with a lady.
As I continue to live the rest of my life holed up in a dark room, I'll forever remember the lunch with you as my only happy memory.
I'm alive for now, but if I should stop answering your calls or e-mails, you'll know that just another stupid man has left this world.

Looks pretty good.

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:48:29 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Right, that line would just bring up all the unpleasant memories again.

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:50:28 ID:XuBlUkxA
Isn't the writing style a little too humble? Or maybe it's just right for her.

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:54:02 ID:wtE7U/6q
Now that we've come to an agreement, I guess, we can call it a night.
So, what's your plan, >>1?

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 01:57:30 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I, for one, want to see OP jump the gun in a way that transcends our imagination.

286 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 01:57:37 ID:pN8IUv0d
Well, I think I'm going to wait for noww

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:00:20 ID:wtE7U/6q
Then go to bed and get some sleep for a tomorrow full of hope.

288 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:02:19 ID:efuWy/Un
In 2, 3 days, you could write her an e-mail that goes like
"You're not getting stalked, are you? I got a little worried and thought I'd write you an e-mail.".

"In 2, 3 days" <-- This is the important partw

289 : The_Most_Idle_Person_In_The_World _viagrA45/A : 04/11/08 02:07:21 ID:bvAwmNIy
Hang in there, >1! Leaving a post here in case this gets famous.

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:07:26 ID:zMWv296F
>You're not getting stalked, are you?
No need to sprinkle salt on a knife and twist it into her wound like that.

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:09:17 ID:VJa8BkC4
How about this?
Send an e-mail to Miss Understanding that's written like it was actually meant for a friend!!
The e-mail should be something like this:
"You know, the other day, I got mistaken for a molester by a woman... But hey, you know I kinda look like one, so I guess I can't really blame her.
I'm not mad at her either. I just feel bad for her as she seems to have gone through a lot of bad things in the past.
Just thinking about what horrible things she's experienced makes me sad... ".

What do you think?? Not good? Not good, huh... orz

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:09:37 ID:3izQPZNX
That e-mail itself makes him sound like a stalker thoughw

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:10:03 ID:k3lC/Vlv
That's probably the kind of e-mail Glasses has been sending her.

294 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:11:24 ID:3izQPZNX
It doesn't feel very good having people going around and telling others about your stalker problem, you know?

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:11:38 ID:k3lC/Vlv
If that's supposed to be an e-mail addressed to a female friend, it's not good. A male friend would be better. Make it an e-mail to Glasses.

296 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 02:12:38 ID:pN8IUv0d
That's way too obvious. It's not like she's still in middle school or something.

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:13:24 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Send an e-mail to Miss Understanding and make it look like it was meant for Glasses!
Write "Keep your hands off her!".

298 : 291 : 04/11/08 02:13:33 ID:VJa8BkC4
I see... This is difficult...

I figured sending her a wrongly addressed e-mail would be a good way to casually let her know that OP's not a molester and that he's worried about her.
And her reply might give us a hint about how she feels about OP. At least, that was the plan...

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:13:49 ID:zFONQ1q9
I can't be the first one to say this, but...
Is this supposed to be a rehash of Train Man or something?
This obviously made-up story?

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:14:20 ID:nz4trf4U
Finally caught up.
I think waiting is the best option for Molester Man for now.
The only problem is how to keep the thread alive so long.

301 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:16:17 ID:btBILlUB
It's interesting to see the different opinions and ways of thinking in this thread.
Some will lead to success, some not.
Just don't say it doesn't matter what you do anyway, because then the game is over before it even started.

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:16:31 ID:DiyOpLm8
Waiting for some time is fine, but I feel like it'll only make it more difficult to find the right time and excuse for an e-mail.

303 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:18:02 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Just do it!

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:18:51 ID:k3lC/Vlv
I only found out about Train Man the day before yesterday, but I think this is the opposite of what Train Man was.

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:20:28 ID:k3lC/Vlv
The right time to write an e-mail to her is definitely tomorrow, not now.
Although sometime between 11 and 12 pm today would've been even better imo.

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:20:35 ID:zMWv296F
Wrongly addressed e-mail to Miss Understanding:

"No, you idiot, I didn't actually molest anyone, I got mistaken for a molester. Well, who cares about that.
More importantly, is the first lecture tomorrow getting canceled?"

307 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:20:55 ID:3c+VOoSz
When she told you that Glasses is getting annoying, she implicitly warned you, Molester Man.
Didn't you notice? She was trying to tell you that you shouldn't do the same mistake as him.

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:24:23 ID:YJ5gtcxh
The courage to take the first step.

309 : I guess it's too late for this, but... : 04/11/08 02:28:05 ID:Fky1DNEs
When she told you how she got stalked during the lunch today, shouldn't you have suggested
"If you're still scared of getting stalked, want me to become your bodyguard?"
with your best smile on your face?

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:28:23 ID:4au6HY2Z
There's nothing more annoying than getting an e-mail from some guy you're not interested in.
You better wait and see for now, Molester Man.

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:28:55 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Wrongly addressed e-mail, huh?

"I see... He sent that many e-mails, huh? Even if he had good intentions, that's about as bad as a stalker.
When he goes too far, you have tell him straight up to stop. Or should I tell him? I got his number the other day."

Send it to Glasses.

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:29:39 ID:zMWv296F
It's not that annoying if you don't have anything better to do anyway, is it?

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:30:36 ID:TZAdwqk0
When she mentioned getting stalked during the lunch, shouldn't you have suggested
"If you're having problems getting over your stalker trauma, want me to help you cure it by going out with you?"
with your best smile on your face?

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:31:00 ID:btBILlUB
Well, she's not going to write an e-mail to a guy she's not interested in either, so it's all the same, isn't it?

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:32:33 ID:k3lC/Vlv
It can be annoying, but not so much if it's just one e-mail...
But if he waits too long, she'll just write him off.

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:33:23 ID:btBILlUB
Am I the only one that thinks OP posts too little?
So far, he's only posted like 12 times, if you don't count his reports.

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:35:49 ID:FlMcEZQ8
This shit is still going? Fucking rehash. Take it to a different board.

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:37:56 ID:MG8esv9H
I want OP to hurry up and launch an attack.

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:38:00 ID:Nk/boV8W
I just finished reading Train Man. Seems like miracles do occur.
I'm moved.

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:38:25 ID:k3lC/Vlv
Hold your horses, bro.
VIP is the only board that accepts shit like this.

321 : You_can_easily_tell_a_VIPER_when_you_see_one _Iyutn6izzo : 04/11/08 02:47:01 ID:Cj/IEQ4p
They'll never turn this into a book. A book with the title "Molester Man" wouldn't sell.

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:52:06 ID:JDm1uwCz

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:52:24 ID:UwAHxaSJ
Heya, Miyuki-tan!^^

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:53:07 ID:nz4trf4U
Train Man was only a success because Train Man and the inhabitants of the board for single men interacted with each other warmly and discussed everything together.
Can Molester Man and the VIPPERs pull off something like that too?

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:53:41 ID:xMTbphJa
Shut up, pig.
    _, ,_  POW
 ( ‘д‘) ⌒ヽフ
  ⊂彡☆))ω´)WEE WEE =З

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:54:07 ID:xMTbphJa
Good night, Substitution Man. Hang in there!

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:55:08 ID:UwAHxaSJ

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:55:50 ID:zMWv296F
The problem is his name. Molester Man just isn't right.
Since the thread title is "I got totally mistaken for a molester", he should be Total Man.

329 : ShitCatcc _KUSOZsaPr6 : 04/11/08 02:57:05 ID:gh9U7+kD
Is this the thread where you can meet Train Man the Second?

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:57:08 ID:k3lC/Vlv
There's need to walk in Train Man's footsteps though...
I'll be happy as long as it makes for a fun thread.

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:57:52 ID:QokYSuJg
Meh, I don't think she'll write an e-mail anyway.

332 : Three_Penny_Play : 04/11/08 02:58:30 ID:2bgplRGf
I was once mistaken for a molester too.
I was in my fourth year of university back then, but since I was more interested in books and job hunting, I was commuting to university for appearances only.
My university was a long train ride away and the trains were always pretty packed in the mornings, though not jam-packed.
That morning, I was on a train, standing below a handrail and reading a book. I was holding the book with both hands btw.
A lady in her 30's that was standing 1m behind me suddenly kicked me.
When I turned around startled, she asked me friendly as if nothing had happened:
"Is something wrong?".

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 02:58:52 ID:k3lC/Vlv
There's something wrong with my first sentencew
I guess, it means I really ought to go to bed already...
Gotta go to work again tomorrow... Sigh...

334 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 03:23:00 ID:7gcuLeN5
"I'm sorry, I was busy with work and couldn't write an e-mail yesterday.
A lot has happened, but I'm just glad that everything ended well.

I'm sure it's tough for a woman to be living alone, so please don't hesitate to call me if something bad or worrying happens.
And we seem to live pretty close to each other too.

Well then, I'm sorry for causing you all kinds of trouble."

Send her an e-mail like this!
Now that the case is closed, this should be a good way to hint at how you feel about her, disguised as a harmless greeting.
It's all over if she replies with a polite KTHXBYE e-mail though.
In case there's no reply from her in the next few days, you'll have to give up too.

335 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 03:56:52 ID:pN8IUv0d
Hmm... Whenever someone posts a great suggestion for an e-mail, I start wondering if I should really wait or just send an e-mail now.
I know I shouldn't make the same mistake as Glasses and probably wait for her to contact me first, but that plan is based on the assumption that she's going to contact me sometime in the future....
I think I might try writing her an e-mail if I still haven't gotten one from her by tomorrow night...
Haven't really made up my mind yet though.

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 03:58:32 ID:6dmFtpla
Let's wait and see for one day.
If she doesn't contact you, send her an e-mail sometime around Wednesday.

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 05:21:51 ID:ToJOqzep
Go to bed already, you fucking shut-ins.
Tomorrow is a Monday, you know?
Ah, sorryw I forgot you're all jobless scrubsw

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 06:08:58 ID:z3iRKWoG
".........................................................................................So you were a VIPPER, huh... (in a very small voice)"

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 08:11:00 ID:c0UUmkt2
Why don't you make the first step for a change and send her an e-mail today?
She'll just keep drifting further away from you with every passing day. The time to strike is now, any time later would be too late.
Oh yeah, one more thing. Make sure to keep the thread alive while I'm gone.

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 08:27:13 ID:LMv5Rvue
No, it's better to wait no matter how you look at it.

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 08:32:21 ID:96lqFMtB
Train Man >>>>>>>>>>>> Molester Man >> Business Card Man

  --Is there hope for Business Card Man?--

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:00:32 ID:20QaR3Mm
What a persistent guy.

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:18:22 ID:QsnTYxKe
That thread is already over though.

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:21:47 ID:LMv5Rvue
I just skimmed through it, but it's so half-assed it just doesn't do it for me.
This OP at least puts in some effort into his reports, making it worth sticking around.

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:39:27 ID:v2fR0125
I think it's better if he writes an e-mail today.
Both >>272 and >>334 are just harmless and polite e-mails, I don't see how they would annoy her.
Isn't it more impolite to make her wait longer?

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:41:46 ID:neW6dsaj
He shouldn't suggest meeting again.
She doesn't want to see him again anyway.

If he wants to meet her, it has to be by chance.

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:42:54 ID:jOP3HyDv
I have no idea what's going on as I haven't been on 2ch for two days.
I can't be assed to read all this, someone tell me what happened in three lines.

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:55:01 ID:Lv5XQQTD

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:57:54 ID:neW6dsaj
Heart throbbing and

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 09:58:43 ID:QRScqQQk
On the first day, Molester Man was mistaken for a molester by Miss Understanding and they went to the police station together with Glasses who just happened to be passing by.
After that, Molester Man and Miss Understanding went to a coffee lounge where Molester Man explained himself and managed to clear her suspicion of him. They proceeded to have lunch together and then went home.
That night, Molester Man started the previous thread and almost fucked everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow managed to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.

On the second day, Miss Understanding called Molester Man and picked him up. They then met up with Glasses and headed to the police station together. At the police station, Miss Understanding, Glasses and even the policemen apologized to Molester Man.
Later that day, he had omelets for lunch with Miss Understanding. She asked Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but Molester had to leave early because of his part-time job.
He told her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she didn't seem too euphoric about it.

The point of discussion right now is when he should send her an e-mail.

How are you supposed to summarize all this in 3 lines!?w

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:07:05 ID:QRScqQQk
No, you can't tell for sure. Yesterday, for example, when he was about to leave after having lunch with her, she hinted that she'd like to continue talking to him.
The only thing we know for sure is that Glasses' Train Man tactics failed.

352 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:23:50 ID:VewwwYvG
Then all he's going to do today is wait, huh?
Let's try to keep the thread alive until tomorrow.

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:35:11 ID:8wbaiavu
Young Wives Molester Game is on! *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*☆

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:38:44 ID:ASQNwUFX
They say the impatient beggar receives little. If OP were to make a move now, I'm sure it'd only lead to her pulling away from him.
Or maybe OP didn't have a chance with her from the beginning.

You know, I feel like it's partially the girl's own fault that she got stalked in the first place.
At least, that's the feeling I get from >>1's reports.
For instance, she keeps doing things that make you think she's interested in you, even though it's not her intention to. Like when she suddenly asked OP out for lunch, she just wanted to apologize to him.
She never thinks about the implications and consequences of her actions.

She seems rather indifferent to all but herself.
When she does care about someone else for a change, she's quick to say and do things that may appear almost bold and caring.
But for the rest of the time, she either doesn't care or perceives things in a slightly off way, which in return leads to misunderstandings.

When she seemed disappointed that >>1 had to leave for work after the lunch, it might have just been because she couldn't talk to the end even though it was supposed to be the last time for them to see each other.

Glasses is probably getting deceived by her behaviour too and thinks she actually needs him or something.
She only cares about her own safety and completely ignores how she might appear to others.
Well, okay, she's probably trying her hardest to avoid causing trouble to others, but it's usually the opposite that happens.

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 10:53:41 ID:hbKF+5Ge
But thanks for your input anyway.

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:02:35 ID:tQYlW/9Z
That's exactly what I think too!
I'd posted something similar in the first thread, but forgot about itw
Miss Understanding only thinks about herself, which is why she doesn't even notice that she's leading Molester Man on.

If it's hopeless anyway, it's better the sooner OP finds out about it.
I've changed my mind, write her an e-mail today, >>1!

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:06:03 ID:QsnTYxKe
You meant to post in the Fuji TV thread, didn't you?w

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:16:38 ID:FjYTTLYd
How come it's an outrageous insult if you mistake someone for a murderer, but in case of molesting, the perpetrator(the false accuser) usually has the advantage?

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:31:36 ID:Lv5XQQTD
Because it's more romantic that way.

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:38:19 ID:2C7MbdNr
I'm the one that posted in the previous thread that even if Molester Man managed to date her, he'd just end up getting stabbed by her.
It looks like Miss Understanding's behaviour is a lot easier to understand than I originally thought.

If you can really tell if she likes something or not just by the tone of her voice, then it makes deciding what to say next really easy.

...is what I wanted to say, but this approach would take too much time. It seems like it's going to be a difficult task to get close to her in a short time.
Even Glasses who probably hasn't even written her that many e-mails is getting almost treated like some stalker.
It'd be a lot easier if you were at least close enough to write her e-mails whenever you felt like it, but you're still far from it.

Have you asked Miss Understanding about her hobbies?
If you did, you could keep the conversation going with "Oh, that sounds interesting." or "Oh, I wanna have that too.".
You weren't seriously only talking about the police thing and her stalker problem all the time, were you?
Because in my opinion, now that the case is closed, talking about hobbies is about the only way you have left to get a conversation going.

361 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 11:53:49 ID:TZAdwqk0
OP, give us a detailed profile of yourself, Miss Understanding and Glasses please.
Or do we even need one for Glasses?

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 12:34:44 ID:Ugi9tHe9

I can see them running into each other like they did on the first day.
I hope Molester Man is the one in front this time and Miss Understanding the one to call out to him though...

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 12:38:51 ID:O3R+8ROR
But if they ran into each other by chance on some street, she'd just think he's stalking her again, wouldn't she?
And what's more, it'd just end up confirming her suspicion and she'd drag him to the police station again.

364 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:13:05 ID:Pfnq5MI4
Molester Man
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: I'm a third-rate university student and I live alone
Height: 163cm
Weight: 50kg
Looks: In the "Rate my face" thread, I was told I look normal. In aquariums, I can easily get in with a ticket for middle-schoolers, that's how much of a babyface I have.
Dating history: Ever since second grade in middle school, I've dated countless women, each more beautiful than the last.
         Amongst others, I've had relationships with maid robots, childhood friends and vampires... in dating sims.

Miss Understanding
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: Freelance part-timer, apparently works in a family restaurant and lives alone.
Height: Approx. 155cm? Quite a bit smaller than me and that's not easy.
Weight: Approx. 45kg? Very little in any case.
Looks: She'd probably get a standard score of 60 to 70 in the "Rate my face" thread. She's cute and has a babyface too.
Dating history: I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already.
         That means, the stalker thing must have happened quite recently.

365 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:13:43 ID:Pfnq5MI4
Age: In his twenties?
Occupation: Works in some trading company. Probably a salesman.
Height: Approx. 170cm? Didn't look that tall to me.
Weight: Approx. 60kg? Rather skinny.
Looks: I think he'd get at least a standard score of 60 in the "Rate my face" thread. He's what you'd call a young and attractive salaryman.
Dating history: Umm... most likely not a virgin.

Hope I didn't forget anything.

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:15:24 ID:SNIRnyai
They're all midgetsw

367 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:28:43 ID:Pfnq5MI4
Meh, if I was taller, even I'd be a little more popular among girls...

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:32:15 ID:BdpWRlCG
Umm... Nope.

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:34:03 ID:T9xrFNcP
How come a 176cm tall guy like me is still a half-virgin then?

370 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:34:56 ID:Pfnq5MI4
What the hell is a "half-virgin"?w

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:35:34 ID:EWDXCF9I
Which reminds me, let's try comparing OP's situation with what I still remember of the Train Man summary I read the other day.

IIRC, Hermes didn't fall in love with Train Man at first sight.
Only after she was asked out for dinner by Train Man and a friend of her asked her "Could it be that you've fallen for Train Man?" did she realize for the first time that she's fallen in love.

What I'm trying to say is that the most important thing is the impression you left on Miss Understanding during the two lunches you had with her, >>1.
And I'm not talking about looks, I'm talking about what's inside. You know, stuff like being on the same wavelength or being able to talk about anything.

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:37:58 ID:T9xrFNcP
A crazy woman came to my place all of a sudden and forced herself on me... Well, I'll leave the rest up to your imagination. What counts is that I managed to protect my chastity.

373 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 13:41:33 ID:Pfnq5MI4
Are you sure you weren't just dreaming? As if something like that really happens.

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:41:35 ID:EWDXCF9I
I take it she gave you head, but you stopped her right before insertion.

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 13:58:06 ID:T9xrFNcP
Are you a wizard?

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 14:27:18 ID:Ui8vbb2i
Just post a pic of yourself already, >>1.

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 14:40:23 ID:Ugi9tHe9
It's soon KURISUMASU time.

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 14:47:19 ID:Ui8vbb2i
Shit, I totally read that as "It's soon KURITORISU time". I'm ashamed of myself.

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 14:51:18 ID:iwWJkWUT
Go die in a fire.

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 15:08:35 ID:gMbPrJSD
By the way, even if a 2ch thread gets turned into a book, the person who started the thread doesn't get one-hundredth of a yen, does he?
Are the guys posting "He's aiming for a book!" even aware of this?

381 : ヽ('A`)ノWAAAAHHH _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 15:14:48 ID:imXBNWK0
Oh, this thread is still alive.

382 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 15:23:04 ID:Z6T1o+G1
When I was going over the thread again, >>182 caught my attention.
This guy may be right.

Let's see. I mistake a girl for something she isn't and cause a lot of trouble to her, but when I go to her to apologize on the next day, she doesn't seem mad at me at all.
If this happened to me, I'd probably think she IS mad, but is trying hard not to show it or that she's got some sneaky plan for payback.

Also, if she talked to >>1 about so much to the point of getting carried away, it may mean that she finds OP to be a good listener.

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 15:27:21 ID:Z6T1o+G1
You have to be very patient, obviously, if you want to date a woman with a stalker trauma.
Instead of the cool guy act, you should try to act more like a stupidly honest guy that doesn't hide anything from her. It might make it easier for her to trust and eventually date you.

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:13:23 ID:yzxUzIc8

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:32:25 ID:ZdF2THgf
My girlfriend told me something interesting last night.
It seems, her part-time co-worker asked her for advice and I've been wondering...
That co-worker could be Miss Understanding...

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:35:43 ID:Mel3caJ/
I don't know what, but something is here━━━━━('A`)━━━━━?????????

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:36:19 ID:Z6T1o+G1
Tell us more about it, but in a way that doesn't reek of troll.

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:36:32 ID:qv2IosoS

389 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 16:41:01 ID:imXBNWK0
May this new twist bring us great joy.

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:48:01 ID:w385Ao45
Did your trip change a little?w

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:48:57 ID:Ui8vbb2i
Okay, I'll take the bait. Tell me all about it.

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:53:00 ID:ZdF2THgf
Seems like her co-worker asked her for advice about a stalker problem.
Something about how some guy followed her around on her way home.
And how it's gotten really complicated now because the police are involved.
And the suspected guy insists that it was just a misunderstanding.
Her co-worker doesn't seem to be buying it though.
Well, I'll try to find out more from my girlfriend.

393 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 16:56:54 ID:Z6T1o+G1
Sounds a lot like this case... We'll need to know what kind of part-time job your girlfriend has...
Where does she work? You don't have to tell us the address, just what kind of job she has.

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:00:35 ID:Ugi9tHe9
Is it possible that Miss Understanding is only acting friendly to OP because she doesn't want to anger a potential stalker?

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:07:25 ID:7gcuLeN5


396 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:09:54 ID:E9mMf//n
Summary of this thread please.

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:11:46 ID:Z6T1o+G1
So... are you sending her an e-mail today or not?

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:20:12 ID:Z6T1o+G1

Here's a short summary: >>350

Character profiles: >>364-365

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:25:29 ID:Z6T1o+G1
>>350 The timeline isn't right in this one. orz

The day of the first incident        5th
The day they went to the police again  7th
Today                      8th

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:29:01 ID:ugUr4xSl
In my mind, I imagine Miss Understanding to be like the girl Tooyama Kyooko plays in that skit with Horiken in Laughing Dogs.
You know, the girl that always goes "Bread!" when he asks her what she wants to eat.

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:31:56 ID:UbrN4r2T
I guess that makes >>1 the guy she has an affair with.

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:36:19 ID:VewwwYvG
Are there no women in this thread?
If there is, please write what you think about all this.

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:45:36 ID:wTDoInN9
If you'd only kept referring to her as "Miss Understanding", you could have shown her this thread, but now that you've called her "mentally unstable"...
That is, assuming you manage to make her your girlfriend.

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:48:51 ID:E9mMf//n
Sorry, didn't know someone had posted a summary a few posts before mine. Thanks.
I guess OP is making good progress if she even asked him for advice.

Here's one.

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:50:37 ID:tiQcsR5/
Please have a sword fight with me.

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:53:44 ID:wTDoInN9
Post a pic of your (sword) butt.

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:54:21 ID:Z6T1o+G1
I'd let you Men and Kote me if you catch my drift.

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:57:28 ID:Ui8vbb2i
Then I'll let you Dou me anytime.

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 17:57:42 ID:LvVJQ2n6
Btw, could it be that >>1 was actually planning on following Miss Understanding around and attacking her that night, but with Glasses Guy getting in the way of his plan, he was forced to come up with some excuse. And by posting about the whole thing in 2ch, he wants to stress that he is in fact innocent even if he were to be found guilty?

  My intuition is telling me that >>1 is really a rapist/molester. It's just my intuition though.

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:00:16 ID:wW/lmVxx
If she isn't computer/internet savvy, just tell her it's internet slang for a person that's like out of a fairy-tale or somethingw

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:00:29 ID:E9mMf//n

What does that matter now?

412 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:01:01 ID:FqeqnrHC
Tsuki and Kiai`
I wonder who was the first to say that`

413 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 18:03:06 ID:pN8IUv0d
Whoa, whoa... Don't scare me like that, man... That would be one crazy ass tweeest if that was true.
Hahaha. No way.

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:05:24 ID:kWKIEV1y
Wanna borrow my girlfriend? Here she is.

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:05:37 ID:2CdrWv3L
This thread is full of crazy ass tweeests.
I'm glad I stuck around.

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:07:36 ID:wTDoInN9
That's a pretty accurate description of someone who's "mentally unstable" though, if you ask mew

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:09:25 ID:Mel3caJ/
Very suspicious... ('A`)

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:26:51 ID:KUUAAHhU
As far as credibility goes, that definitely seems more realistic and therefore more interesting, but I don't think we'll get that kind of twist anytime soon.

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:32:45 ID:E9mMf//n
If all of this isn't just a product of >>1's imagination, you guys really need to go make Miss Understanding yours before she gets hurt by >>1.

420 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 18:38:58 ID:pN8IUv0d
Shit, I can't fall asleep.
Should I write her an e-mail after all?

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:39:43 ID:2CdrWv3L
Why are you trying to fall asleep at this hour?

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:40:27 ID:VtsNAsGm
Are you still going on about that?

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:42:35 ID:wW/lmVxx
I'm for sending an e-mail.
Or rather, you should have sent one a long time ago.

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:44:05 ID:ZdF2THgf
I'm about to interrogate my girlfriend now.

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:45:54 ID:VewwwYvG
That's hot.

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:47:11 ID:ASQNwUFX
It's all over if you send her an e-mail now. You'd just turn into a persistent creep in her eyes.
You were already persistent as fuck when you asked her if you can contact her and see her again after the lunch.
I'll say this again and again, she didn't ask you out for lunch because she was interested in you, she just felt bad and wanted to apologize for the misunderstanding.
She seems to hate the thought of someone having a bad impression of her to the point of obsession.
And it's because of that attitude of hers that she gets stalked and has guys like Glasses and you chasing her.

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 18:47:50 ID:DaggsSkV
OP, why don't you wait until you've heard ZdF2THgf's report? It won't be too late for an e-mail then.

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:33:57 ID:c0UUmkt2
You two should just tell us which prefecture you live in for a start.
Also, send her an e-mail already. Are you a VIPPER or not? VIPPERs are all about going all out.

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:36:21 ID:VDDYA5a4
You're in the wrong thread.

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:38:47 ID:LvVJQ2n6
You're the worst kind of guy, you know that?
You're just some dirty asshole scheming to take advantage of a woman that mistook you for a molester and have sex with her if possible.
I hate creepy schemers like you the most, you fucking disgust me.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:42:06 ID:TZAdwqk0
Okay, make your girlfriend ask Miss Understanding
"Could it be that you've fallen for Molester Man?"...

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:43:45 ID:0EQZS/uE
Just try sending her an e-mail already! If she's not too busy, she's bound to reply something.
The worst that can happen is her thinking "...............................................................What's with this guy? (in a very small voice)".
It won't kill you.

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:45:29 ID:ASQNwUFX
I can see OP sending an e-mail to her now, which confirms her suspicions of OP being a stalker, and OP getting arrested for real.
And >>1 seems to have what it takes to become a stalker too.

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:52:30 ID:ZdF2THgf
Here's how it went...
Me: "Say, about the stalker thing you told me about yesterday... Did your co-worker apologize to the suspect?"
Girlfriend: "Well... I told her she should send him a box of cakes or something as a token of apology."
Me: "And then? Did they meet up and have lunch together?"
Gf: "Why? I don't see why they would do that..."
Me: "Hmm... Take a look at this." (I show her this thread.)

>>428 Girlfriend: "Don't you write where we live!". So yeah... _| ̄|○

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:54:26 ID:b32ovm4z
I'm disappointed in you.

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:55:54 ID:VDDYA5a4
Wait, your girlfriend is a 2channer?

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:57:05 ID:Ui8vbb2i
You're the worst.

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:57:45 ID:E9mMf//n
Start over from scratch.

439 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:58:09 ID:ZdF2THgf
And then...
Girlfriend: "I don't think it's the same person. My co-worker said she thinks that the suspect is creepy and that she doesn't want to see him again."
Or so she said.
By the way, she also said her co-worker doesn't resemble Ogura Yuuko.

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 19:58:50 ID:ZdF2THgf
Alright. I'll start over...

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:02:46 ID:E9mMf//n
I think facial resemblance is primarily subjective, so that doesn't prove anything.


442 : OP's_neighbor : 04/11/08 20:04:18 ID:ZdF2THgf
Me: "About the stalker thing you told me about yesterday... Did your co-worker apologize to the suspect?"
GF: "Well... She said something about having to report something to the police. And that she'll go to the police with the suspect..."

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:04:33 ID:wW/lmVxx
Let me praise you if no one else will.
Seems like you did your best.
It was all for naught though.

444 : OP's_neighbor : 04/11/08 20:04:42 ID:ZdF2THgf
Was that better?

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:05:30 ID:2CdrWv3L
What in KOREA is this?

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:06:54 ID:c0UUmkt2
Your teacher didn't happen to always tell you that you could do better if you put more effort into it, did he?

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:08:34 ID:ZdF2THgf
Seriously now...

It seems like they're different people... _| ̄|○
Though her co-worker could be pulling it out of her ass for all I know.

But well, I guess, we now know what girls typically think in such situations.
"He's creepy, I don't want to see him again."
That's what she said...

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:10:21 ID:E9mMf//n
It's okay. Thanks.

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:20:00 ID:E9mMf//n
We now know what one girl thinks in such a situation. We shouldn't start generalizing.

450 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:21:03 ID:pN8IUv0d
Hihihi!! She sent me an e-mail!! Hihihi!!

Subject: Yesterday,
"you treated me to lunch even though I was the one who asked you to accompany me...
Thank you very much for that."

I'm so glad I chose to wait...!! But her e-mail is so short. SO SHORT!!

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:22:34 ID:b32ovm4z
See, when you're in luck, good things come to those who wait instead of greedily jumping the gun.

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:23:41 ID:c0UUmkt2
So, what are you going to reply?

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:24:28 ID:E9mMf//n
Isn't she still just sounding you out?
Don't get hasty and reply after reading everyone's opinions.
I think a short reply would be good.

454 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:24:29 ID:pN8IUv0d
You guys tell me. Isn't that what this thread is for? Man, don't make me spell it out for you.

You don't want to let me reply all by myself, I can tell you that.

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:27:07 ID:Ku/+PeDb
I'm not finished reading the previous thread yet, but this is pretty much Train Man plus creepy e-mails divided by two, am I right?

456 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:27:28 ID:Ui8vbb2i
"Let's have lunch together again sometime."

457 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:27:38 ID:pN8IUv0d
So, what do I do?
Judging from her e-mail, I don't see how she's got a good impression of me.
Do I end the e-mail exchange with a short reply?
Or do I try to drag it out?

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:28:17 ID:qv2IosoS
Let it go.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:29:41 ID:Vt7a/EGk
>>272 or >>281, it is. I'd recommend >>281.

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461 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:30:00 ID:pN8IUv0d
Like this?

"No, please don't mention it. Let's have lunch again some time."

Yay or nay?

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:30:28 ID:b32ovm4z
Well, let me put it in simple terms...
There's no way she'd send an e-mail to a guy she's not interested in.
Therefore, Miss Understanding probably wants to talk to you again, Molester.

Now, how's this for a reply?
"Speaking of treats...
I would like to thank you too for treating me to your pink taco."

Looks good to me.

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:30:51 ID:2CdrWv3L
"Some time", huh...

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:32:23 ID:c0UUmkt2
"Ah, that was nothing. If it's just lunch, I can treat you whenever you want.
    Want me to raise the bar and treat you to sushi next time?
    Also, do you know that truck that always comes to this neighbourhood to sell apple juice? If not, I could show you if you want."

With this, you can show off your manly side. Besides, what's the use of suggesting to have lunch "some time" if you don't suggest a specific time?
Get your shit together, man.

465 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:32:32 ID:pN8IUv0d
I see, I see... WHAT.
What's wrong about it?
Should I suggest something concrete instead?

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:33:23 ID:wW/lmVxx
Isn't that kinda reckless?w

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:34:49 ID:tiQcsR5/
Make up something about leftover tickets and ask her out on a date!

468 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:36:38 ID:pN8IUv0d
I'll go with >>272.

"No, please don't mention it.
I'm sorry for leaving so early yesterday. I really wanted to stay and talk with you longer, but I couldn't skip work after all.
I'm so glad that this whole incident ended well.
I enjoyed yesterday's lunch a lot, so let's do it again sometime.
Please contact me anytime you are free. I'd gladly join you."


469 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:36:39 ID:Vt7a/EGk
How about you try to gain her trust and become friends through e-mail for the next few days?

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:36:49 ID:RH59LcwM
"No, don't mention it.
I didn't tell you the other day, but my major at university is actually psychology and I'm very interested in the psychology of stalker victims.
Which is why I wanted to ask you if you could tell me about it the next time you fall victim to a stalker."

You'll undoubtedly be able to seize her heart with this.

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:37:08 ID:2CdrWv3L
Good decision!

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:38:40 ID:Ku/+PeDb
But it's crazy how you got from getting mistaken for a molester by a girl to exchanging e-mails with her... You're lucky, >>1.
Wouldn't it have been normally over at the police station after you two got interviewed? I honestly didn't think something like out of a TV soap could happen in real life.

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:38:47 ID:Ui8vbb2i
And Miss Understanding replies

".................................................................I guess. (in a very small voice)"

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:39:24 ID:b32ovm4z
The last 2 lines could have used a little more work.

475 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:40:43 ID:pN8IUv0d
Yeah. I find it hard to believe myself.

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:40:59 ID:tiQcsR5/
A little recklessness wouldn't hurt in OP's case.

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:42:18 ID:wW/lmVxx
It's too late now, but wouldn't it have been better to send just this part?

"No, please don't mention it.
I'm sorry for leaving so early yesterday."

It's like you're trying to win her heart with just 1 or 2 e-mails or something...

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:42:21 ID:JBUYvLgy
You asshole getting all chummy with a girl!

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:42:26 ID:RH59LcwM
I bet 10,000 yen that even if Molester Man should manage to date her, she'll dump him the moment she sees his private life.

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:42:49 ID:fKLA6aGw
>>Please contact me anytime you are free. I'd gladly join you.
You made a mistake here.

It's useless to wait for a woman to act.
It may be different if she was in love with you, but you're the one that's in love with her.
You have to write something that counts as making the first step...

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:43:00 ID:SYb85CY3
Let's try switching your roles around...
You got followed around at night by a baby-faced woman that easily passes as a middle-schooler in aquariums and are now exchanging e-mails and having lunch with her everyday...
...(;´д`) pant pant

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:43:03 ID:QqCdMlpX
What if OP's just another swindler like Train Man?w

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:43:48 ID:VDDYA5a4
I second this.

484 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 20:44:43 ID:imXBNWK0
Oh, OP is here?

485 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:46:14 ID:pN8IUv0d
She replied!!

"I think, it was just me talking on and on though... I'm sorry.
I enjoyed myself too. If you don't mind, I'd be happy to dine with you again."

...I don't get it. Is she avoiding me or not?

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:46:52 ID:VDDYA5a4
There's still hope.

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:47:15 ID:HdqfUoz0
Holy shit!!!

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:47:31 ID:wW/lmVxx
Are you for real...

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:47:53 ID:FqeqnrHC
Why don't you try asking Glasses along?

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:48:02 ID:tiQcsR5/
Ehhhhhhhhh I can't believe it

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:48:17 ID:VDDYA5a4
Better start training karaoke singing, bowling and UFO catching now.

492 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:48:23 ID:pN8IUv0d
Huh, really?
I feel like she's always just beating about the bush. She takes unusually long to reply and when she does it's always some harmless, polite e-mail...

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:49:11 ID:Vt7a/EGk

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:49:47 ID:qv2IosoS
It's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:49:57 ID:VDDYA5a4
Don't get too greedy, don't get too greedy!

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:50:09 ID:wW/lmVxx
Well, you could reply

"I'm glad...
I was feeling bad that I had to leave early and you couldn't finish talking."

for now, maybe?
But I didn't expect that kind of reply from her at all, so I don't know if anything I say can be used as a reference.

497 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:50:29 ID:pN8IUv0d
Should I suggest something specific for next time?
Or would that be too greedy too?

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:50:51 ID:ZdF2THgf

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:51:52 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Just do it!

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:51:55 ID:VDDYA5a4
I'm for >>496.

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:52:24 ID:Vt7a/EGk
Send her >>496 first and see how Miss Undie reacts.

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:52:24 ID:c0UUmkt2
If she didn't like you and didn't want to see you again, she wouldn't hint at another meeting.
I mean, she's a stalker victim for Christ's sake.

Write her something that can serve as an excuse for you to meet her again.
Don't you know of some new restaurant or something that opened in your neighborhood?

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:52:27 ID:ASQNwUFX
Betray her expectations and reply

"To be honest, I want to forget about this incident and everything that is related to it. So I don't think there'll be a next time."

to see how she reacts.

504 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:52:31 ID:b32ovm4z
Alright, write her this next.

"What are you saying? I wouldn't mind!
Please tell me about anything you want.
I'll lend you an ear anytime."

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:53:26 ID:FqeqnrHC
I don't think she'd really mind if there was no next timew

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:53:37 ID:HdqfUoz0
Why don't you try asking her a few questions first to get to know her better?

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:53:46 ID:qv2IosoS
"I know a good place we could go together to. Would you like to join me?"

508 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:53:52 ID:pN8IUv0d
Something new in my neighbourhood? Not really... I saw a dead dog lying around near the bus station on my way to university is all...

509 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:55:16 ID:pN8IUv0d
That's it!!

So all the VIPPERs here think I should attack?

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:56:51 ID:2CdrWv3L
Retreat! Retreat!

511 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:57:23 ID:c0UUmkt2
Can't you come up with anything that's not about war, death or your creepy hobbies?w
There must be something. Like suggesting some restaurant you'd like to try out that's in the same building as the omelet one from last time for example.

I'll be off watching Oda Yuuji play a loser now. Make sure to secure the next date.

512 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 20:57:37 ID:IPmWBW81
Well, attacking should make for a more interesting thread.

513 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 20:59:12 ID:pN8IUv0d
Well, for now, I replied

"I enjoyed myself too. You say it was just you talking on and on, but listening to someone talk can be fun too.
Do you know that pasta place on XX street?
I've been wanting to eat there for quite some time. How about going there next time?".

So, yeah...

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:00:25 ID:2CdrWv3L
Whoa, he went on the offensive all of a sudden.

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:01:24 ID:wW/lmVxx
OP is quite the gambler.
I wouldn't have the balls to launch an attack like that.

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:01:34 ID:ZdF2THgf
>You say it was just you talking on and on, but listening to someone talk can be fun too.

This part is a little difficult to understand. It could be understood as sarcasm.
Not a good thing to say to a mentally unstable woman.

517 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 21:02:52 ID:imXBNWK0
Ask her out to the movies already.

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:03:06 ID:ASQNwUFX
She's just being polite in eight or nine cases out of ten though.
Even after all this talk about a next time, she still hasn't explicitly suggested meeting again herself.

>If you don't mind, I'd be happy to dine with you again.
↑Even this seems like something she felt forced to add as >>1 kept insisting on seeing her again.

I feel like her e-mails are giving off a "This is the last of it." vibe.

519 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:03:25 ID:pN8IUv0d
Ahh... Was I too rash..? She's taking quite long to reply...

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:03:50 ID:QqCdMlpX
I wanna watch "I'm coming to meet you now".

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:04:28 ID:VDDYA5a4
Send her "I'm coming to meet you now".

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:06:31 ID:FD7f1vPw
She's taking long because she's thinking about what to reply. You take long to reply too, OP.

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:06:35 ID:RH59LcwM
"Oh, that pasta restaurant... The food there... isn't very good... (in a very small voice)"

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:07:50 ID:ASQNwUFX
Well, if she suddenly says she's booked on a holiday, you'll know it's 100% over.
As long as she doesn't suggest a different date, of course.

525 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 21:09:34 ID:imXBNWK0
I'm 99% sure he'll be fine.

526 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:09:38 ID:QqCdMlpX
My girlfriend did that to me once...
I had no idea it was just a movie title.
I was like "Eh!?" because it was after midnight.

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:09:49 ID:qv2IosoS

       OP'S    FATE    IS    ABOUT    TO    BE    DECIDED

528 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:09:52 ID:pN8IUv0d
She replied!!

"When will you be free next, Mr. Molester?"

Oh, oh, oh?

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:10:41 ID:QqCdMlpX
Everyday is a free day.

530 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:11:11 ID:pN8IUv0d
I directly replied that I'll be free on Wednesday next.

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:11:11 ID:HdqfUoz0
She replied─wwヘ√レvv~─(゚∀゚)─wwヘ√レvv~─!!!!

532 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:11:44 ID:2CdrWv3L

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:11:58 ID:FqeqnrHC
"................................................................I'm sorry, but I'm not free on Wednesday. (in a very small voice)"

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:12:10 ID:RH59LcwM
Alright! I've been only posting discouraging posts about how OP's gonna fail until now, but I'm going to start rooting for him!

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:12:33 ID:wW/lmVxx
I'm starting to think that I must be just extremely unlucky when it comes to women.

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:13:08 ID:b32ovm4z
What if she's only asking when you're free out of politeness and was actually planning on turning you down from the start?

537 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:13:10 ID:y30bQqNi
HERE WE GO━━━(゚∀゚)━━━GO━━━(゚∀゚)━━━GO━━━(゚∀゚)━━━GO━━━(゚∀゚)━━━GO━━━(゚∀゚)━━━GO━━━(゚

538 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 21:13:24 ID:imXBNWK0
It's decided─wwヘ√レvv~─(゚∀゚)─wwヘ√レvv~─!!!!
I knew it wouldn't end just like that!w

539 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:14:36 ID:pN8IUv0d
She replied.......

"Ahh, Wednesday, huh? I fear I can't make it on Wednesday."


540 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:14:48 ID:RH59LcwM
"Wednesday, huh..? Actually, I have to work on Wednesday...
But Mr. Molester is probably very busy with job and studies... I'll check if I can take Wednesday off."

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:15:02 ID:DpLiqLJS
Yeah, let's go now. See you in front of the station in 15 minutes.

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:15:03 ID:ASQNwUFX
You should've just left it up to her to decide when to meet, >>1.
She's just waiting for you to suggest a day so she can make up some excuse why she can't make it on that day.

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:15:30 ID:2CdrWv3L
It's over.

544 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/08 21:15:30 ID:imXBNWK0
There's no way in hell she'd take a day off to meet a molester.

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:15:56 ID:Vt7a/EGk
( ´・ω・)  Well, how about some tea for now?
( つO  
と_)_)  旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦旦

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:16:32 ID:y30bQqNi

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:16:46 ID:wW/lmVxx
Try suggesting two different days.
It's probably hopeless anyway thoughw

548 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:17:16 ID:pN8IUv0d
Game over, huh... So she was just being polite when she asked, huh...
What am I supposed to do now?
1. Give up like a man and never write her an e-mail again. Permavirgin end.
2. Reply like "When are you free then!?" like I didn't get the hint.

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:18:12 ID:b32ovm4z
She'd just reply
"XXday and YYday, huh..? I'm booked on both days. I'm sorry.",

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:18:46 ID:RH59LcwM
"I see. Well then, please contact me when you're free. I'm always free anyway."

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:18:46 ID:ZdF2THgf
You jumped the gun!

552 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:19:02 ID:pN8IUv0d

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:03 ID:2CdrWv3L
It's all because you had to go and get ahead of yourself...

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:09 ID:QqCdMlpX
You could try waiting two days before you reply.

This thread will be long dead by then though.

555 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:11 ID:zZfRLQko
Dude, you made me spew coffee all over my computer.

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:15 ID:qv2IosoS
I'd reply with just "I see... That's a pity." and see if she reacts.
And if she doesn't, I'd give up.

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:20 ID:ASQNwUFX
Seeing how she didn't suggest an alternative day, I'd say she just doesn't feel like meeting you.

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:32 ID:ZdF2THgf
Or something like >>550, maybe?

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:19:49 ID:y30bQqNi
Write her something like "I'm pretty flexible with time".

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:20:06 ID:2CdrWv3L
The "I'm always free" part is really bad.

561 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:20:15 ID:pN8IUv0d
Fuck it all! It's you guys who said I should attack!
I only did what you guys told me to! But then again, I would have probably done it anyway even if you hadn't told me to!!
Wait, that means, it's all my fault, goddammit!!

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:20:18 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Something like "When are you free, Miss Understanding? I'll just go along with whatever day is best for you☆".

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:20:28 ID:RH59LcwM
Sounds good to me too.
Her reply should tell you what she really thinks about you.

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:21:18 ID:Vt7a/EGk
I don't think you have to decide on a day yet.
Why don't you change the topic to something else for now? You can bring it up again when you've continued your e-mail exchange for some time and you know her better.

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:21:23 ID:zMWv296F
Write her that you're a university student and that you have a part-time job too.
And go from there.

566 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:21:33 ID:pN8IUv0d
I like >>556's suggestion... It's okay even if it turns out that she doesn't want to meet me... Anyways, I'll just send it.

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:22:28 ID:ASQNwUFX
Then she'll just reply with
"As I'll be busy for quite some time, I don't really know right now..."
followed by
"I'll make sure to contact you when I know when I'm free, okay?"
which implies "Quit sending me any more e-mails!" (= I don't want to hear from you ever again!).
The End.

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:23:12 ID:RH59LcwM

I feel like you're always cramming too much into one e-mail.
Why don't you try writing shorter e-mails? You know, as if you were chatting with her.

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:23:41 ID:hbKF+5Ge
But well, at least, we'd finally know what she really thinks about OP.

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:23:47 ID:wW/lmVxx
If he tried to become her e-mail buddy first, it'd take way too long for this thread.

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:23:54 ID:Y5WTM+pH
How long until Molester Man starts getting up early on trash collection days to hide out of sight near her house and wait for her to leave her house?

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:24:32 ID:UbrN4r2T

You should've first asked her when she's free instead, you idiot!!

573 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:25:06 ID:pN8IUv0d
Her reply:

"I'm sorry, but I already have an appointment on Wednesday.
I'll contact you once I know when I'll be free."

You guys are amazing. You must be a bunch of espers or something.

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:25:23 ID:QqCdMlpX
Game over, huh?w

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:25:57 ID:qv2IosoS
I agree with >>568. Let's try to become e-mail buddies with her first.

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:26:13 ID:hbKF+5Ge
All you can do now is waitwwww

Might as well stalk her for real now!

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:26:23 ID:wW/lmVxx
I guess that's a very polite way of turning someone down.

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:26:24 ID:t53M6sc3
I was wondering why OP's panicking, but it seems like things are going pretty good for him.
Hang in there just a little longer!

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:27:10 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Now that it's come to this, try giving her a phone call.

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:28:02 ID:RH59LcwM
Well, I suppose you'll have to give up on meeting her for the next few days.
How about you try to get to know her better through e-mails for now instead?

Try changing the topic to something completely different, for example.

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:28:25 ID:wW/lmVxx
"I'll contact you once I know when I'll be free."
can be translated to
"Don't send any more e-mails until I contact you!",

582 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:28:57 ID:pN8IUv0d
Alright, this old man's gon' stick to you like glue, baby.

"If you're already occupied, there's nothing you can do about it. We had lunch together yesterday and I'm already asking you out again... I'm sorry.
Please do say when you have found a free day. I'll be waiting."

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:29:16 ID:ASQNwUFX
More like "I don't want to have anything to do with you anymore.".

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:29:55 ID:+XQqJ3+T
Think of it as a game over, but be on standby.
It's the only option anyway since she'll just start evading you if you chase her.

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:02 ID:qv2IosoS
Don't, it's creepy. Wait instead.

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:24 ID:wW/lmVxx
"I'll be waiting." is creepy.

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:28 ID:ASQNwUFX
>I'll be waiting.

Yeah, that's like super glue. You'll be branded a stalker soon if you keep it up.

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:34 ID:dAN4P6lv
Scrap the "I'll be waiting." part.
Sounds like something a stalker would say.

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:34 ID:Vt7a/EGk
Wow, dude! What's that second line for!? Makes you sound like a persistent fuck.

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:37 ID:ZdF2THgf
Don't lose yourself over this, OP.

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:43 ID:gMbPrJSD
Oh shit, Molester Man is starting to lose it all of a sudden.

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:30:50 ID:QqCdMlpX
We'll have to change the thread title from
"I got totally mistaken for a molester"
"I totally turned into a molester"

in that case.

593 : Woman : 04/11/08 21:30:52 ID:QqVweR0Q
Well, why not?
You should get a reply from her eventually if she's interested in you.

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:31:01 ID:zMWv296F
"By the way, where did you grow up, Miss Understanding?
I bet you know some really stylish stores around here..."

This is how you change the topic to something completely new.

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:31:08 ID:3c+VOoSz
No way she'll contact you now.

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:31:10 ID:b32ovm4z
Send her only the first line.

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:31:47 ID:RH59LcwM
You don't get her at all, do you...
You can't write stuff like "I'll be waiting" to someone like her... It's a taboo...

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:32:05 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Time to find yourself a new Miss Understanding.
I know you can do it.

599 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:32:22 ID:pN8IUv0d
Pfffhahaha! Looks like I didn't express myself clearly enough. You see, I had already sent it when I posted that.

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:32:48 ID:RH59LcwM
(・ー・) It's all over.

601 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:32:56 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Oh, you card!

Guess it's over, guys. orz

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:32:57 ID:J5qqn9xJ
I see. Then I'll be on the lookout for a good restaurant until then. ♥

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:33:23 ID:wW/lmVxx
Stepped on a land mine in the end, huh...

604 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:33:30 ID:qv2IosoS
If she's interested in you, she'll be happy about you waiting for her, but if not, she'll be creeped out.
I feel like sending "I'll be waiting" wasn't such a bad idea after all.

605 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:33:42 ID:pN8IUv0d
I got a replyーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

"You must be very busy with university and part-time work, are you not, Mr. Molester? Which days of the week are you usually available?"

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa?

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:01 ID:J5qqn9xJ
Oh boy...

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:06 ID:+XQqJ3+T
Heeeeey! What's the use of this thread if you keep writing e-mails without asking us for advice?

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:13 ID:Vt7a/EGk
That means, you don't have any choice but to wait for her to contact you.

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:19 ID:RH59LcwM
---------- Thread revived -----------

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:36 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Just do it! I mean, call her! Give her a phone call!

611 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:34:39 ID:zMWv296F
Feels to me like Miss Understanding wants to put an end to this as soon as possible.

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:35:11 ID:QqCdMlpX
I'm getting the feeling that she's a 2channer.

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:35:15 ID:wW/lmVxx
Ahh... I don't understand the world anymore.
Please tell me, guys... Is this really how it works?

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:35:16 ID:J5qqn9xJ

ITT: >>1 just does whatever he wants ignoring all our opinions.

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:35:33 ID:b32ovm4z
Just a guess, but...
I bet 300 molesters that Miss Understanding will say she's busy on whatever day Molester suggests.

616 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:35:53 ID:pN8IUv0d
"I'm usually free on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and on weekends.
As for my job, I have set shifts, but they change very often and it never goes as planned."


617 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:36:02 ID:Vt7a/EGk

618 : Woman : 04/11/08 21:36:15 ID:QqVweR0Q
Is it safe to say that there is hope?

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:36:36 ID:ASQNwUFX
Possibility 1: She wasn't really against the idea of seeing you again and just happened to be busy on Wednesday. (And we were being paranoid.)

Possibility 2: "'I'll be waiting', you say!? Wait all you want! I'll make it so that there'll never be a day when we're both free!"

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:36:41 ID:7gcuLeN5
Quit asking for advice and ignoring it when it counts the most.

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:36:54 ID:wW/lmVxx
ITT: We just watch Molester do his thing all by himself and comment on it.

622 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:36:58 ID:pN8IUv0d
Do we all agree that it's most probably game over if her reply is anything like >>615 predicted?

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:37:25 ID:hbKF+5Ge
I wonder how Miss Understanding will react if she finds out about OP posting her e-mails in a place like this...

Ah, sorry if it's the wrong time to bring this up.

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:37:38 ID:J5qqn9xJ
You can't be serious...

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:37:46 ID:SYb85CY3
Someone summarize what's going on pls.

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:39:06 ID:ASQNwUFX
Keep telling her stuff like "it never goes as planned" and you're only giving her ideas for a good excuse.

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:39:26 ID:wW/lmVxx
I can totally see Miss Undie hanging around in one of the Misc. Chat boards.

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:39:28 ID:3c+VOoSz
She's having fun toying with your emotions until she gets tired and drops you like a hot potato.

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:39:48 ID:RH59LcwM

End today's e-mail exchange with a "Good night" and it'll be absolutely perfect.

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:40:06 ID:E9mMf//n
>>1 doesn't even feel like listening to anyone's advice anymore.

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:40:13 ID:t53M6sc3
I've been rooting for OP all this time, but I feel like an idiot now.

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:40:44 ID:zMWv296F
Look, >>1.
Post your e-mails here BEFORE you send them!

We want to take part and be engrossed in your adventure too!

633 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:40:49 ID:pN8IUv0d
Well, if she keeps turning me down a few more times because she's supposedly busy, I'll give up like a man.
Then I'll have accomplished my original goa- Huh? What's with you guys? What are you doing HEY LET GO OFF M-

634 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:41:01 ID:ASQNwUFX
Could it be that she's sure by now that >>1 is a stalker and is now trying to cut all ties without angering him?

Everything makes sense if you think about it like that...

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:41:09 ID:ZdF2THgf

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:41:09 ID:VDDYA5a4
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                   ∧ ∧ (  ;;;;;;)

...and that's how the story goes.
                        = The End =

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:41:40 ID:2CdrWv3L
OP's going berserk.

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:42:06 ID:Wg43FAVq
I wonder if Miss Understanding is watching the TV soap that's on right now.
She must be annoyed by OP's e-mails, if she is.

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:42:10 ID:J5qqn9xJ

Anyone else noticed that whenever >>1 goes berserk, he becomes a selfish asshole?

Try to put yourself in her shoes more... orz

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:42:26 ID:3c+VOoSz
This would be hilarious.

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:42:46 ID:Vt7a/EGk

Miss Understanding just sent an e-mail thanking Molester for having lunch with her and now he's fighting hard to secure the next date.

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:43:47 ID:t53M6sc3
OP is nothing like Train Man.
OP is totally a stalker.

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:43:47 ID:J5qqn9xJ

× fighting hard
○ going berserk
△ piercing

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:44:45 ID:dAN4P6lv
I wish you two could re-educate Molester Man a bit and teach him some common sense.

645 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:45:14 ID:pN8IUv0d
Sorry, guys, I was so confused and overflowing with Cowper's fluid that I didn't stop to read your opinions.
Btw, she replied.

"I'm also free on weekends (she actually used the kanji for "end, closure" here).
If I haven't gotten a shift by then, let's have lunch together!"

The fact that she didn't specify which weekend she means is... suspicious?
What's more, why'd she use these kanji for "weekend"..? If it's her idea of a joke, it's not funny.

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:46:28 ID:b32ovm4z
She's saying it'll be the END of your relation.

647 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:46:35 ID:VDDYA5a4
She replied━━(゚∀゚)━( ゚∀)━(  ゚)━(  )━(  )━(゚  )━(∀゚ )━(゚∀゚)━━!!!!!

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:46:39 ID:E9mMf//n
Is >>1 an autist?

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:46:52 ID:hbKF+5Ge
She's implying that it's already over for you!

Nah, just joking. It's probably a typo. It's looking good for you, man. Congrats.

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:47:05 ID:wW/lmVxx
Anyone would think it's this weekend, wouldn't they?

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:47:15 ID:Wg43FAVq
Is she telling you to read between the lines?w

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:47:43 ID:E9mMf//n
"I'm sorry, I just realized I do have to work this weekend."

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:48:13 ID:3c+VOoSz
She's getting your hopes up only to cancel it at the last minute.

654 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:48:26 ID:pN8IUv0d
Is this good or not? Which is it... OTL
What should I do next?

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:48:59 ID:RH59LcwM
The kanji for "End", huhwwwwwww That'swww notwwww funnywwwww

...wouldn't be a good thing to reply, would it?

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:49:47 ID:E9mMf//n
Just write "Yeah, let's.".

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:49:48 ID:qv2IosoS
>>634 is right.

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:49:52 ID:J5qqn9xJ
Is Miss Understanding a good girl or just an airhead?
...the latter, I guess.

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:50:04 ID:8OieIoSc
Someone please explain to me in a few words what is going on.

And use the bear AA if possible.

660 : Japan_is_getting_taken_over_by_Koreans→ : 04/11/08 21:50:17 ID:zD1F5Pqi
Reply "I'll be waiting for you to contact me then." and put an end to it, virgin.

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:51:11 ID:wW/lmVxx
"I'd be glad to.
I'll contact you as soon as I know if I have to work this weekend or not."

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:52:08 ID:qv2IosoS
Pick one:
1. Miss Understanding can't tell the kanji for "weekend" from the ones for "end" because she's just a high-school graduate.

2. Get the subliminal hint, you idiot!

3. This weekend will be the end of all this.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:52:36 ID:+XQqJ3+T
Don't do anything anymore. There's no need to rub salt in your wound, you know?

664 : Woman : 04/11/08 21:52:38 ID:QqVweR0Q
You could write her a simple
now. What do you think?

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:52:49 ID:QqCdMlpX
I think it'd be a good idea not to reply for some time.
If she really is interested in you, she's sure to contact you.

You've been a virgin for 20 years, you should be able to wait the next four days until the weekend.

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:53:05 ID:J5qqn9xJ

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667 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:53:14 ID:ASQNwUFX
It doesn't matter what you do anymore, does it? Just go stalker mode then.

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:53:41 ID:qv2IosoS
End it all here on 2ch in a few days.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:53:43 ID:wW/lmVxx
You must be a real woman.
Guys could never come up with such an acrobatic reply.

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:54:16 ID:3c+VOoSz
I think everything will be just fine. Until the lunch, that is. Afterwards, you'll get carried away and revert back to the way you were in the first thread.

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:54:48 ID:b32ovm4z
I was sure this would consume more threads.

672 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:55:57 ID:pN8IUv0d
Well, well, how's this for a reply?

"Thanks, I'll be looking forward to it.
But don't push yourself too hard to make time."

It's nice and modest, don't you think?

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:56:11 ID:RH59LcwM
OP hasn't posted for quite some time.
My guess is that he got a call from someone.

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:57:01 ID:QqCdMlpX
Get rid of the second line.
Sounds way too serious, make it more casual.

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:57:25 ID:J5qqn9xJ
"This weekend, huh? Alright.
I'll make sure I don't have to work this weekend."

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:57:35 ID:ASQNwUFX
That's not modest at all. Change it something like:

"See you then. Good night."

677 : Woman : 04/11/08 21:57:46 ID:QqVweR0Q
It's good(・∀・)!!

I think. (´・ω・`)

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:58:12 ID:Vt7a/EGk
I think it's okay. Makes you sound like someone that's a lot easier to talk to than your previous e-mails.

679 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 21:58:38 ID:pN8IUv0d
Okay, like this then:

"Thanks, I'll be looking forward to it.
See you then. Good night."

Right? I'm not so sure about calling it a day already though...

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:58:49 ID:7gcuLeN5
You somehow manage to set up a date and have lunch with her.

You hit it off pretty well and fall in love with her.

Unable to contain your feelings for her anymore, you jump on her.


681 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:59:13 ID:qv2IosoS
You write like you're her lover or something. It's creepy.

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:59:36 ID:ASQNwUFX
No, that's not quite right.

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 21:59:43 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Ehh, already over??

She probably thinks the same too. No, I'm sure of it.

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:00:19 ID:ZdF2THgf
Talk to her about where you wanna dine with her.

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:00:31 ID:ASQNwUFX
Don't you think "I'll be looking forward to it" is kinda annoying too? It's not decided yet if you'll actually meet up, you know?
But what I really don't get is what you're thanking her for.

686 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:00:48 ID:RH59LcwM
OP, how come you don't even try to keep the conversation going?

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:01:08 ID:QqCdMlpX
I chuckled.

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:01:10 ID:KUUAAHhU
I think it's a good idea to hang up on her. The more she's into the conversation, the more effective it will be.

689 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:01:49 ID:pN8IUv0d
How would I do that? Give me an example.

"Thanks, I'll be looking forward to it.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:02:22 ID:J5qqn9xJ
The question here is if she's looking forward to meeting you or if she still doesn't trust you yet.

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:03:10 ID:qv2IosoS
I think what he means is switching from the whole "next date" topic to something different to talk about.
Don't ask me how to do it though, I wouldn't know.

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:03:22 ID:oQnaHFTd
"Thanks, I'll be looking forward to it.
By the way, how about we hang out in town after that?
There are quite a few interesting movies in theaters right now."

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:03:39 ID:QqCdMlpX
I'm for sending the first line only.

Or rather, I can only write one-liners because when I was your age, we only had pagers and they wouldn't allow more than one line of text.

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:03:50 ID:ASQNwUFX
Just write "Okay" and call it a night.
Next time, you can use the great excuse "I found out when my shift will be" to write her an e-mail.

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:04:07 ID:J5qqn9xJ


696 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:04:10 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Your ulterior motives are showing. He'll never get her to trust him if he keeps sending her e-mails like this.

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:04:55 ID:1wS/vDM8
Use this weapon our great predecessors have left behind for us:

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:05:13 ID:qv2IosoS
You know what, just send >>689.

699 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:05:21 ID:pN8IUv0d
I think I'll send it like in >>679 for now.

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:05:27 ID:Vt7a/EGk
They've been writing e-mails back and forth since 8pm. It should be okay to call it a night for today.
If I was OP, I'd send >>672 and see how she reacts, then end it with a "Good night".

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:05:32 ID:J5qqn9xJ
I love your ID!!

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:06:19 ID:1wS/vDM8
It might be a bit sudden, but do you have a boyfriend?
If not, will you get together with me?
And I don't mean getting together as in dating and holding hands, I mean full on passionate love making.

703 : Woman : 04/11/08 22:06:31 ID:QqVweR0Q
I figured it'd be better if OP expressed how he felt (´・ω・`)SAD after getting turned down once...
So, instead of being polite, I figured he should stress that he's looking forward to seeing her again.

Is it strange?

704 : Japan_is_getting_taken_over_by_Koreans→ : 04/11/08 22:06:34 ID:zD1F5Pqi
Why are you so fucking persistent?
Get rid of the second line, you virgin.
Call it a night already, you virgin.
She's a stalker victim FFS, you virgin.

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:06:38 ID:Ui8vbb2i
Thanks. You're so cute, I wanna have sex with you.

706 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:09:58 ID:pN8IUv0d
She replied.

"See you then. Good night."

Yeah... Not a sign of reluctance to call it a day on her side.

707 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:10:47 ID:SYb85CY3
Ask her
"Are you possibly an airhead?"
next time.

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:10:48 ID:zMWv296F
I think, most women love it too. Hahaha"

Talk to her about everyday stuff like this more!
Not every e-mail you send has to have the sole purpose of getting you into her pants asap, you know?

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:10:53 ID:RH59LcwM
An e-mail like this might not be bad...

But you already sent her a good night e-mail, huh? Guess today's party is over then.
...I didn't want it to end yet.

710 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:11:23 ID:3qiXGiOR
Do you really need the second line?
I don't see why you would want to forcefully end the e-mail exchange.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:11:49 ID:3qiXGiOR
He already sent it! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:12:30 ID:ZdF2THgf
Make sure you're free this weekend.

713 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:12:31 ID:pN8IUv0d
Ehhh!? It wasn't good!?

Guess I don't have a choice but to wait... for real now.

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:12:59 ID:wW/lmVxx
He could have kept it going a bit longer, but maybe it's better this way since having casual chats doesn't exactly seem to be one of Molester Man's strengths.

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:13:17 ID:J5qqn9xJ
You sent it already...

So what are you going to do now?
Have you already decided which restaurant to go to?

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:13:39 ID:Ui8vbb2i
Since when did you start talking to her like you were buddies?
Before you were overly polite and respectful, but now you're all "Thanks" and "See you".

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:14:13 ID:qv2IosoS
Yeah, it's been bothering me too. He's acting way too familiar with her for someone who's seen her only two or three times.

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:14:53 ID:VJa8BkC4
Okay, look, >>1.
You're dealing with a 20-year-old woman that's a little on the mental side, right??
Use smileys more, but in a moderate way!! Use really cute ones!! Make it a little easier for her to get attached to you!!

Also, next time you eat out with her, let Miss Understanding choose the topic first! The topics you bring up are usually difficult to talk about!!
Just go along with Miss Understanding's topics and expand from there!
And when you're talking about something, don't wait for her to ask you about your opinion. Express your opinion, but again in a moderate way!!

Get it? No matter what you do, keep it moderate. What I'm trying to say is, DON'T BE AN ANNOYING PRICK! OKAY!?

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:14:57 ID:RH59LcwM
How about giving yourself a makeover for the next time you meet her?
Like freshening up your hairstyle or working on your fashion sense.

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:15:09 ID:b32ovm4z
Hey, >>1.
It's not an easy task to get someone to date you in this world.
But you'll see that, in hindsight, all this worrying and racking your brain about how to win her heart is actually a lot of fun and that the most enjoyable time is the time before a relationship.

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:15:11 ID:BiAAlJ7w
Don't expect too much from the coldest time of the year. From the looks of it, you seem to be making good progress though.

But you should keep things on a formal plane for now.
The most important thing right now is to gain her trust.

722 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:15:30 ID:pN8IUv0d
I'm thinking of going to the pasta place I had picked out for last time when we ended up eating at the omelet place.
It shouldn't be very far, I don't want to have to take a train to get there.
I don't really know when myself. It's like talking to a co-worker at your part-time job that's been working there longer, but is about the same age as you...
Depending on the situation, I keep switching between polite and casual speech.

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:15:35 ID:7gcuLeN5
Keep conversing with her without clinging too much to her.
Just by mentioning something like
"Sorry, I took so long to reply because I was watching XX on TVw"
at the beginning of your e-mail, you lay a bait for her and if she takes it, you'll have something to talk about.
Well, in her case, it might just lead to her apologizing for sending e-mails to you when you're watching TV, so it really depends on the situation.

If you want an opportunity to meet her again, it's better to have some casual chat with her first than to get to the point directly.
But this also depends on the situation. If she's not in the mood for idle chat, you should obviously skip it.

tl;dr I as a VIPPER want you to go berserk and fuck shit up.

724 : Woman : 04/11/08 22:15:39 ID:QqVweR0Q
>He's acting way too familiar with her for someone who's seen her only two or three times.

That's the Molester QUALITY. ('A`)

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:17:04 ID:Ui8vbb2i
Well, it's just... I don't want to say this, but to be honest, it's a bit creepy.

726 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:17:13 ID:pN8IUv0d
I do use the default smileys in my cell phone.
Don't worry about that. I got my fashion bases covered with my powerful allies Uniqlo, Shimamura and Jusco.

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:18:34 ID:J5qqn9xJ

You mean the restaurant you suggested in >>513?
I assume you haven't been there before?

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:19:22 ID:wW/lmVxx
By the way, shouldn't we be worrying about how to keep the threads alive until the weekend?

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:19:50 ID:RH59LcwM
I see, you already have the ultimate gear on you... There's nothing to worry about then.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:20:54 ID:DpLiqLJS
I lol'd at "I'm usually free on Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and on weekends".

731 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:21:40 ID:pN8IUv0d
Nope, never.
I never have much money to spend on food, much less on restaurant food.
................I'll be counting on you guys!!
Yeah, right?

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:21:51 ID:0EQZS/uE
At least, make it Marui, man. It's the bottom line for university students.

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:22:24 ID:QqVweR0Q
Same herew

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:24:10 ID:Vt7a/EGk
Isn't it better to decide on the restaurant after you get a definite okay from her?
You should also respect Miss Undie's opinion on the matter.
Especially since she probably thinks it'll be her treat this time.
Of course, you shouldn't make her pay for everything. Make it at least fifty-fifty.

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:24:49 ID:J5qqn9xJ
You should check out their menu first.
See if it's geared toward young women and stuff.

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:25:07 ID:ASQNwUFX
No matter how you look at it, there's no doubt that she's getting faint stalker vibes from you, >>1.
It wouldn't have been strange if you had gotten mad at her for her misunderstanding, but you didn't and I'm sure it didn't make her think "Hey, he's a nice guy.". It probably just confused the fuck out of her.
Plus all your rather direct ways of asking her out for another lunch. She should have gotten very suspicious of you by now.

You're probably thinking "She's the one that asked me out for lunch first!", but that kind of logic won't get you anywhere with a former stalker victim like her.

The first time, she wanted to apologize for the misunderstanding. The second time, she wanted to apologize for making you accompany her to the police station.
This time, she wants to thank you and make up for getting treated to lunch the last time, that's all. Don't forget that.

Finally, once all debts are paid and out of the way, it'll be the "end". And if you make a wrong move, your life too will come to an "end".

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:26:58 ID:hbKF+5Ge
Why don't you take her to some "stylish" pub and get her drunk? The real fun starts then!

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:27:15 ID:ZdF2THgf
Will Glasses get invited along too?

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:28:14 ID:3JMQKiGF
"...................................................................................................What's with this thread? (in a very small voice)"

740 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:29:00 ID:pN8IUv0d
Sorry, that was a mistake on my part. I have lectures on Fridays too. I'm just glad I didn't make the same mistake in the e-mail I sent her.
Lectures on only two days a week would be too good to be true.

As for the restaurant, yeah, maybe she'll be the one to decide which restaurant to go to.
I don't really know...

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:29:41 ID:wW/lmVxx
Your friends didn't happen to tell you that you're always too pessimistic, did they?

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:31:00 ID:hbKF+5Ge
After the lunch, ask her if she wants to go for a drink or two.

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:31:05 ID:BiAAlJ7w
If we keep up this pace, we'll have reached thread #3 in no time.

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:31:12 ID:wW/lmVxx
I'd just go with whatever she suggests.
I don't see why you'd want to insist on deciding where to go unless she asks you to, of course.

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:34:15 ID:FqeqnrHC
Why don't you check out the restaurant beforehand?

746 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:34:43 ID:pN8IUv0d
Well, I'm drunk after a can of Chu-Hi. That's how much of a geko I am...

By the way, how do you pronounce geko?
Accent on the first syllable or on the second?

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:34:48 ID:RH59LcwM
So, is it okay to assume that by "weekend" she means this weekend?

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:36:30 ID:c0UUmkt2
If you're optimistic, it's this weekend. If you're pessimistic, it's a weekend that will never come.

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:36:49 ID:k3lC/Vlv
>>1 lacks caution, but doesn't have the guts to take risks either...
Even when he gets carried away, he doesn't go all out and still relies too much on her to make the first move... What a pitiful guy.

750 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:37:12 ID:J5qqn9xJ
× weekend
○ end
△ piercing

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:47:00 ID:c0UUmkt2
For now, we'll just have to believe that she meant this weekend and somehow try to keep this thread alive until then.
OP, post from time to time and keep us updated. And someone else should try to get mistaken for a molester and report about it here, so we have something to talk about.
I can't do it because I commute to school by bicycle.

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 22:48:49 ID:QqVweR0Q
On the second syllable.

753 : Hemuchorin _3NaPLLxwHA : 04/11/08 22:50:38 ID:zZfRLQko

┃Molester Man analysis results     ┃
┣━━━━━━━━━┳━━━┫           ┏      ┓ day-dreamer 
┃Molester level      ┃200%  ┃       babyface    ∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
┣━━━━━━━━━╋━━━┫     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\( ´∀`)
┃Childishness level     ┃120%  ┃         virgin  (    )   third-rate university student
┣━━━━━━━━━╋━━━┫         ̄ ̄ ̄\| | | / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
┃Delusion level         ┃100%  ┃               (__)_)
┣━━━━━━━━━╋━━━┫          ┗      ┛
┃Desperation level     ┃120%  ┃         Beep beep beep...  

754 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/08 22:54:27 ID:pN8IUv0d
Ohh, then it's read like teko, huh? Good thing I asked before I made an ass of myself. Thanks.

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:01:09 ID:QqVweR0Q
If you put the accent on the first syllable, you'd sound like a frog geko'ingw

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:18:19 ID:2o45WiLH

Reading Train Man and now this, I finally noticed something...

This is a new genre called "Real-life Love Support Game".

Hang in there, Molester.

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:22:37 ID:GBcvwMrL
Have you been in touch with Glasses? You know, I got a great idea.

Let Glasses know that you're practically friends now with Miss Understanding

Glasses gets impatient and approaches her in an even bolder and stalker-like way.

Miss Understanding panics

That's when >>1 comes in and saves her.
↓ She sees you in a new light.

How's that? If nothing interesting is going to happen in the next few days, you'll just have to make something interesting happen yourself.
You don't have to worry about Glasses getting Miss Understanding either with the poor impression he's been making on her so far.

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:24:20 ID:u0NgvZ0h
Is it just me or were Molester's last few e-mails kinda risky?
Once you're suspected of being a molester, even being a little too persistent can be the last straw to make you a molester in her eyes.

But then again, I'm a Holy Virgin that's never dated a woman in my life, so maybe it's just me.

759 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/08 23:26:52 ID:RH59LcwM

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:28:45 ID:3c+VOoSz
Guys, think about it. There's absolutely no way that a guy that got mistaken for a molester gets to have sex with a woman. Even women have something called pride.

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:39:29 ID:zMWv296F
Btw, >>1, have you ever been to a beauty parlor?
When they're done with you, your head feels like it's from another world, you know?

Also, have you ever been in one of those specialty boutiques?
Act like you're rich and the clerks come running to you as if you were the hottest guy in town, you know?

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:44:29 ID:7gcuLeN5
Did OP ever tell us how old he is?

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:44:36 ID:HxRJciS6
You've been losing too many points with all this beating around the bush in your e-mails.

Calm the fuck down.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:45:33 ID:qv2IosoS

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:48:16 ID:t53M6sc3
I think he really fucked up the last couple of e-mails.
And I'm not a virgin.

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/08 23:55:59 ID:34clnDpL
I caught up! I like this thread, it's funny.

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:14:20 ID:8eRx5WP3
Didn't he say he's a 20-year-old university student?

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:15:25 ID:RqEa9QxU
   ∧ ∧
   (・ω・)  Hustle, hustle!!
   (((< (
    > >

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:17:43 ID:H4ouZiSh
I posted a few times yesterday when the thread was at around 150 to 200 replies and I was reading it all day today on my cell phone. But I sure didn't expect it to grow this fast in one dayw

Thanks for your hard work so far.
I'll be praying that you don't order another omelet the next time you have lunch with herw
One more thing. What kind of clothes do you wear normally, >>1? (And what were you wearing when you met Miss Understanding?)
I'm asking because I thought I might be able to give some advice on it as a woman.

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:24:49 ID:hdKWtRUu
Looks like I came too late to the thread today... orz

771 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 00:27:07 ID:CHZQzwKe
Hmm... If he keeps going like this, he'll soon become a Mister Understanding.

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:00:06 ID:AgNFZu9z

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:03:54 ID:n+SXw2jG
So, it's decided that it's going to be this weekend, >>1?

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:04:05 ID:BCAukZRp
OP doesn't seem to like VIPPERs.

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:09:44 ID:I4zU6fsO
I finally caught up, but it looks like the show is already over for today...
Remember how everyone in the Train Man threads was head over heels in love with Hermes? The only problem I see with this thread is that Miss Understanding can't hold a candle to Hermes.

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:20:46 ID:fxkbxUIa
Molester Man always goes off somewhere before you know it.
I wish he'd post more often, even if it's only one-liners.
Or am I expecting too much?

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:29:20 ID:jG+6mPJC
He's probably checking out other threads right now.

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 01:58:52 ID:3AfV1+kA
OP has some serious potential to be a stalker.

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:09:38 ID:3uiyN0LQ
Is it allowed here to point out that the name "Molester Man" sounds strange?

780 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:11:30 ID:3YtZ8/67
Uho! I'm relieved to see that everything went well for OP.

Guess I'm off to go look for porn then...

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:12:30 ID:DiJ09Oer
Let's keep it simple and go with "Molester".

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:13:19 ID:z0lHMTEr
Man Molester

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:16:09 ID:ezUEwR7M
Let's call him Mister Understanding instead of Molester Man.

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:16:27 ID:SNuxrcjI
I'm impressed OP can use smileys.

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:17:34 ID:fxkbxUIa
How about False Accusation Man?

786 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:19:33 ID:O0WKl7Y7
Mole Man.

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 02:26:30 ID:oVQDNpRm

788 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 03:39:01 ID:zpiJbJf7
Thread 1 seems dead.
Someone show me where I can read it.

789 : bananan the third : 04/11/09 04:56:12 ID:cWwzYS5N

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 05:13:03 ID:GoKYG1p4
I have found a name that's similar enough to Molester Man, while at the same time implies that OP will man up in the end...

[Manliest Man]

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 05:16:31 ID:K3Kfgu9N
Anyone else notice that there are fewer haters around now?

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 05:25:41 ID:4voA6L2h
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
 (0゚・∀・) ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
 (0゚∪ ∪ +
 と__)__) +

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 05:53:54 ID:zpiJbJf7
Thank you!!

794 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 08:26:17 ID:VMLOwvWd
Let's just go with Mole Man.

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 08:56:29 ID:4lCst/Kb
He called his Molester Man in >>364, so he's Molester Man. Period.

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 09:00:59 ID:4lCst/Kb
>He called his Molester Man
Sounds kinda gay.

× He called his Molester Man
〇 He called himself Molester Man

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 10:21:04 ID:4lCst/Kb
So, >>1, what will you do until the weekend?

Speaking from experience, I have to warn you. Even if it seems like you're going to meet her this weekend, if you don't specify a time and place until then, there won't be any meeting at all.

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 10:57:19 ID:Lm6MZtuB
Shit, I just read Train Man for the first time and I cried like a baby...

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 13:17:49 ID:8KXPUTBO

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 13:35:01 ID:7gJDdR46
Guys, the previous thread is dead, I can't read it.
Could someone repost Molester's posts at least?

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 13:35:48 ID:2QrxD92/

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 13:44:59 ID:7gJDdR46
I'll read it when I find some time.

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 16:47:52 ID:d80DPI7O
It's difficult to say what's better, write her e-mails everyday or patiently wait.
But since this would be a pretty lame thread if OP just waited, I'm for the former.

And if we learned anything from what happened to Glasses, it's that you should write about harmless everyday stuff and not about her stalker problem.
Think of her as a friend and talk about your hobbies or something.

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 16:59:53 ID:4lCst/Kb
I agree with >>803.

I think OP should definitely write her an e-mail today or tomorrow.

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 17:07:15 ID:2QrxD92/
One thing >>1 should think about is that >>1's happiness ≠ us VIPPERs' happiness.
Threads like this usually end with the OP doing something stupid just to entertain the people in his thread.

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 17:23:52 ID:4lCst/Kb
I agree with you more than I do with >>804.

I wasn't trying to make it interesting for the thread when I said he should write her an e-mail though, it was my honest opinion.
I'll try to come up with ideas for what the e-mail should be about.

807 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome _AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/09 17:47:43 ID:u/poBNqY
I can't be arsed to read all the shit I missed anymore, but hang in there, OP.

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 17:48:40 ID:Rh6qPlfb
No need to worry about that because OP's the kind of guy to send her creepy e-mails on his own even if we told him not to.
Who would have earnestly thought that OP is so prone to getting carried away... Maybe Miss Understanding is actually a genius with the ability to identify someone's true nature at first sight.

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 17:51:45 ID:U8Qunm9r
Miss Undie, let's have sex. (・∀・)

810 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:04:00 ID:M6P5xxXk
I'm back.
Btw, OH GOD WHAT DO I DO NOW!? There was a redelivery notice for an express delivery in my mailbox!!
So I called the number on it and they said it'll be here in thirty minutes!! What's with this Train Man-like turn of events!?

Seriously, guys, I'm so excited right now!!

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:04:53 ID:FXeNUkgv
Isn't it a box full of groceries from your parents?

812 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:05:23 ID:M6P5xxXk
No, I got that a week ago!
Besides, this delivery is from some store.

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:09:54 ID:FXeNUkgv
A package is here━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━!!!!!

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:10:25 ID:SZAVUvO5
It could be some mail order you forgot about or a prize you won, for all you know.

815 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:11:41 ID:W4MRz0Qm
What's inside?

816 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:13:57 ID:M6P5xxXk
It's comingーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!
Nah, I don't think it's that. It always goes like this:
I get elected as the winner in a magazine and can't wait for the prize to arrive. → Three months later, I still haven't gotten anything.
→ I start wondering if they've forgotten about it and give them a call → They tell me it'll be sent very soon. I actually believe it and calm down.
→ But another three months later, I still got nothing. → I call them again. → They make up some bullshit excuse as to why they still can't send it.
→ It finally arrives after a year or so, but I don't even care anymore.

That's the kind of unlucky guy I am!!

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:16:53 ID:CHZQzwKe
>unlucky guy

That means...

It has to be an e-mail order you forgot about or some prize you won...

818 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:17:46 ID:M6P5xxXk
Well, okay, I admit I don't really believe it's got something to do with this either... It's just that the timing was so perfect that I panicked a little.

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:23:21 ID:SZAVUvO5
Shouldn't it be there soon?

820 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:25:56 ID:M6P5xxXk
Yeah. I got home right before SukuRan started and they said thirty minutes.
But the delivery services always take longer in my neighbourhood than elsewhere.

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:27:43 ID:FXeNUkgv
Oh shit!
I forgot to watch SukuRan!

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:27:54 ID:Ka+3f9cD
Is it there yet?! Is it there (゚∀゚)!!!??

823 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:30:14 ID:M6P5xxXk
It's here!! Going to answer the door

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:31:16 ID:kuS3aNKl
What is it? What is it?

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:32:31 ID:SZAVUvO5
OP is good at blue-balling us.

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:33:39 ID:llcrwt+S
       ┃  ┃      ┏━━━━━━━┓
 ┏━━┛  ┗━━┓┃              ┃
 ┃              ┃┃  ┏━━━┓  ┃
 ┗━━┓  ┏━━┛┃  ┃      ┃  ┃
 ┏━━┛  ┗━━━┛  ┗━━━┛  ┗━━━━━━━━━━━┓
 ┃      It's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!           ┃
 ┗━━┓  ┏━━━┓  ┏━━━┓  ┏━━━━━━━━━━━┛
       ┃  ┃      ┃  ┃      ┃  ┃
       ┃  ┃      ┗━┛      ┃  ┃
       ┃  ┃                  ┃  ┃
       ┗━┛                  ┗━┛

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:33:57 ID:kuS3aNKl
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
 (0゚・∀・) ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
 (0゚∪ ∪ +
 と__)__) +

828 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:34:12 ID:M6P5xxXk
It's hereーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!
Is this for real..? Let's see... I got to know someone through an odd misunderstanding and now that someone sent me a package..!?
But wait... I get that it's a very expensive gift and all, but...


Frigging crab!?
Don't get me wrong, I love crab, but still...
Sending me crab with a letter that says "I'm sorry for mistaking you for a molester and causing a lot of trouble for you. Please accept this as a token of apology."? Really? No, don't get me wrong, I'll say it again and again. I love me some crab.
I live alone and I don't have any friends... Will I be able to eat so much crab all by myself..?
But all that aside, I'm really happy. How many years has it been since I last received a package from someone?
I don't even remember receiving a birthday present from my parents in the last few years. Even if this is just an apology gift, it still makes me happy.
I admit I was a little confused when I opened the package, but hey, it's been a while since I last had something first-grade to eat.
I'm really happy now. And seriously grateful. The irritation I felt for you when I got to know you is completely gone.
I'm sorry I can't thank you in person, but let me at least express my gratitude in some godforsaken corner of the internet. Thank you so, so much.

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:34:47 ID:M4RQ9ehv
I'm glad for you.

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:35:06 ID:kuS3aNKl
Is it a set of crabs?

831 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:35:12 ID:SZAVUvO5

832 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/09 18:35:15 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
Just got home from universityw
What the fuck is going on here?w

833 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:35:48 ID:M6P5xxXk
But yeah, considering how we got to know each other, I didn't even dream of getting something like this from you.
I'm really surprised. To be honest, I was afraid that you didn't like me...
But seriously, who would have thought it'd be crab? But no worries, your feelings have reached me!

Glasses.                    OTL

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:20 ID:kuS3aNKl
Don't just say thanks from a corner of the internet!
Do it in person!
Right now!!

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:29 ID:M4RQ9ehv
Man, you got me good. I laughed like crazy.

836 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/09 18:36:31 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
It's from Glasses?www

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:32 ID:Gmdusots
Oh, it was Glasses.

838 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:42 ID:kuS3aNKl

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:36:52 ID:F4oYRFPt

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:11 ID:llcrwt+S
Hurry! Take a look at the underside of the crab's shell!
I bet it says HERMES!

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:15 ID:FXeNUkgv
I laughed my crabs off

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:22 ID:SZAVUvO5
So, how will you contact her now?
You'll do it like Train Man and give her a call, right?

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:26 ID:F4oYRFPt
Call Glasses and thank him!

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:44 ID:jvGfYKzb
It's from Glasses━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:37:46 ID:fTmv2m03
>>1, you're such a lucky guy.
Thanks to the crab, you have something to e-mail Miss Understanding about.

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:03 ID:llcrwt+S
This is the start of your love story with Glasses.

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:10 ID:Qo9A5zSl
It's from Glasses!?

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:22 ID:Xk0TQCR5
>1 has literary talent.

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:28 ID:FXeNUkgv
With this, you can finally have ANAL SEX with Glasses.

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:38:48 ID:llcrwt+S
Give the crab you got from Glasses to Miss Understanding as a present → PROFIT

851 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:38:57 ID:M6P5xxXk
Guys, guys, I bet I laughed more than all of you together when I saw Glasses' name on the package.

What in heaven is going on... So this is why Glasses wanted to exchange addresses with me.

852 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/09 18:39:21 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
Looks like >>1 is better at toying with our feelings than Miss Understanding.

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:39:36 ID:MDw1/4Vw
Alright, ask Miss Undie via e-mail if she wants to eat crab with you.

854 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:40:23 ID:M6P5xxXk
That's it! ......or is it?

855 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:40:31 ID:CHZQzwKe
Miss Understanding lives alone, doesn't she?
Ask her if she wants to have crab hot pot with you under the pretext that it's too much to eat alone.
If she seems worried about being alone with you, you could invite a friend along or she could bring one of her friends with her.

But I don't know, I'm just throwing out ideas here.

856 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:40:46 ID:FXeNUkgv
"I got crab from Mr. Glasses and it's too much for me to eat.
Would you like to have crab with me, Miss Understanding?"

Nah, this ain't gonna work.

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:40:53 ID:SZAVUvO5
It was from Glasses, huh... Give him a call already!

858 : Onlooker _Yt6rqpt1ws : 04/11/09 18:41:08 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
Send her a video e-mail of you dancing and singing "I got crab!".

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:41:24 ID:Bhljppgz
Glasses x Molester love story starts now! So exciting!

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:41:27 ID:ezUEwR7M

We were wrong about Glasses, he seems to be a really nice guy. You might be able to become friends with him, you know?

861 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:41:29 ID:FXeNUkgv
I should have refreshed the page before I posted. I posted the exact same thing as the person above me (ノ∀`) Oh boy...

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:41:29 ID:llcrwt+S


863 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:43:28 ID:fwWLd2Vd
Quit talking about crab when I'm eating shit!

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:43:51 ID:Rh6qPlfb
I don't think it'll work either.
I mean, Miss Understanding is keeping Glasses at a distance, right?
What good does it do for Molester to mention his name then?

"I got crab from Glasses, will you come to my place to eat it with me?"

If she was a woman who'd say yes to that and go to a man's place just like that, this whole thing would be a lot easier. But she isn't.

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:46:00 ID:MDw1/4Vw
I think there's nothing wrong about asking her though.
Even if she says no, it'll open the door for casual conversation.
It serves as a good excuse to send her an e-mail.

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:46:09 ID:jvGfYKzb
Wait with the "Will you come to my place to eat with me?" e-mails for now.

"I got crab from Glassesw"

Send this instead and start a conversation.
And if she seems interested enough, ask her:
"Would you like to come eat it together with me?"

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:48:24 ID:jvGfYKzb
Ah, wait, Molester's got reptiles at home, right?
Inviting her over to his place is out of the question then.
Miss Understanding's place was never an option anyway.

That leaves... Glasses' placew

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:48:25 ID:2QrxD92/

      M    E    G    A    N    E    S    H    LOL

869 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:50:09 ID:M6P5xxXk
No problemo if I put my reptiles into the loft or the closet!!

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:50:29 ID:fwWLd2Vd
Crabs, reptiles, where's the difference?w

871 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:50:58 ID:hLmQ5CTM
I think you shouldn't mention that you got crab.
It'll just remind Miss Understanding that all this is her fault.

872 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:52:12 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Whew. I somehow managed to catch up today. Now I can finally post this...
Glasses sent crab━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!
I laughed so hard I went baldw

OP should definitely ask Miss Undie if she wants crab.

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:52:30 ID:2QrxD92/
What if Glasses sent Miss Understanding caviar?

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:52:52 ID:FXeNUkgv
So that was his idea! Meganesh is playing dirty.

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:53:23 ID:VP4kzGVQ
(Leaving aside whether OP should mention that the crab is from Glasses or not)
Put your hands up if you think OP should ask her to have crab with him!

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:54:08 ID:9FiwJ2p2
Is this the "Let's meet offline and eat crab!" thread?

877 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:54:28 ID:M6P5xxXk
Then how about "I got crab from someone."?
Wha-what the...
Nah, that's rather unlikely.
If you think about it, it was Miss Understanding that caused Glasses a lot of trouble. Glasses doesn't have a reason to send her a gift.
It's possible that Miss Understanding sent Glasses a set of Hermes cups though.

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:54:35 ID:fwWLd2Vd
I think so too.

879 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:55:23 ID:MDw1/4Vw

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:56:41 ID:eo0ehmkZ
Forget Miss Understanding for now. You know Glasses' number, right?
Call him and thank him now!
Then cut all ties with him for good.

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:57:13 ID:jvGfYKzb
Put your hands up if you fell in love with Glasses!

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:58:15 ID:MDw1/4Vw

883 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 18:59:00 ID:M6P5xxXk
Glasses works full-time, I don't think he's home yet. Ah, but is it okay if it's his cell phone number?
Btw, how do you cut ties with someone?

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:59:01 ID:mrWmbB3e
  ヒ‐=r=;'                   v..v
  'ヽ二/ < Wahaha, eat my ≡凸≡! EAT IT!
  ( つ旦O

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 18:59:19 ID:hO6Il3Fg
This still going on?

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:00:27 ID:hLmQ5CTM
I only wish >>1 would realize it too and not tell Miss Understanding about it.
If Miss Understanding were to find out about it, she'd be forced to contact Glasses.
Thus, Glasses would get to talk to Miss Understanding and apologize to >>1 at the same time, killing two birds with one stone. Glasses is a pro at this.

I admit, it might be a little far-fetched though.
It's a lot more likely that Glasses really just sent it as a token of apology.
Even if it was a misunderstanding, there's no changing the fact that he treated an innocent person like a criminal.
Sending an apology gift is the least a working member of society can do, really.

I think, it's better than doing nothing at all, so yeah. ノシ

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:00:51 ID:mrWmbB3e
  ヒ‐=r=;'                                  v..v
  'ヽ二/ < Wahaha, I sent Miss Understanding a ≡凸≡ too!
  ( つ旦O

888 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:01:21 ID:9FiwJ2p2
"I'm sorry if I gave you the impression that you had to apologize.
I'm really not mad at you at all, so please don't worry about it anymore.
By the way, I'm about to eat your crab together with Miss Understanding. ^^

And after the crab, I might even get to eat Miss Understanding too! ^^"

This is how you do it.

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:02:45 ID:VP4kzGVQ
It's not quite everyone, but most of us seem to agree with asking her if she wants to eat crab, huh?

890 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:03:00 ID:2QrxD92/
If there's the slightest possibility that Glasses might get in the way of your romance, you have to get rid of him.

891 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:03:04 ID:M6P5xxXk
I was actually considering the first half too, but the second half must be a joke.

892 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:03:53 ID:XDvT4GA1
Wow, the thread sped up all of a sudden.

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:04:02 ID:VP4kzGVQ
OP should send that e-mail right before he's about to scorew
Just imagine Glasses' reaction when he reads itw

894 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:05:44 ID:fwWLd2Vd
Molester Man, Miss Understanding and Glasses are all involved in this case.
It's unnatural to cut ties with Glasses, but stay in contact with Miss Understanding.
More than that, it'd make it obvious that you're after her.
Regardless of whether Glasses is a good guy or not, getting along with him will be one of the keypoints to maintaining your relationship with Miss Understanding in the future.

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:06:18 ID:VP4kzGVQ
It'd be hilarious if you got a display from Glasses instead.w

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:06:54 ID:9FiwJ2p2

897 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:08:08 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Now, how to invite Miss Understanding over...
Opinions, please.

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:08:31 ID:hLmQ5CTM
Even the love hotel receipt says MEGANESH?

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:09:46 ID:llcrwt+S
Have sex with the crab imagining it's Miss Understanding.
It's the only option!

900 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:10:10 ID:M6P5xxXk
In any case, I'll call Glasses to thank him... A crab is like Yukichi-level, isn't it? A thank you e-mail won't cut it.
The problem is not how to thank him, it's if I should talk to him about something else or not.
If I thank him and hang up soon after, I'm sure it'll be the same as cutting ties with him.
It should take a load off his chest too and he won't have to worry about me making problems for him in the future anymore. He's probably worried about that the most.

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:12:25 ID:FXeNUkgv
"You've apologized more than enough.
Please don't worry about it anymore."

Tell him this on the phone.

902 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:14:22 ID:M6P5xxXk
I'll call him at around 8 pm.
I won't talk to him much besides thanking him and telling him not to worry anymore (and goodbye).

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:15:03 ID:hLmQ5CTM
A formal "Thank you very much." should do.
There's no need to become friends with Glasses, is there?
Actually, it's better not to become friends with him as he might turn out to be OP's love rival.

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:17:25 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Yeah, I fully agree.

Don't you accidentally send an e-mail like "Okay, see you at our usual restaurant this weekend." that was meant for Miss Understanding to Glasses, okay?
Don't you fucking do it, okay!?

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:22:21 ID:etuqG5wO
Sending crab at this time of the year, huh? Smart move, Glassesw
>>1 said it's Yukichi-level, but you should know that not every crab is necessarily Yukichi-level.
If you know how, you can easily get crab for under 10,000 yen.

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:22:54 ID:mrWmbB3e
  'ヽ二/ < Wahaha, Miss Understanding just sent me an e-mail. It says:
  ( つ旦O                           v..v
  と_)_)   "Would you like to come over and eat ≡凸≡ with me? I can't eat it all alone."

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:24:39 ID:fwWLd2Vd
You guys don't get anything at all.
Look at it from Miss Understanding's perspective.
If you and Glasses cut ties with each other, she'd feel that since she treated you like a molester too and is thus in the same boat as Glasses, she too should cut ties with you.

You should be using your relationship with Glasses against him instead.
In a good way.

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:25:00 ID:9FiwJ2p2
What kind of crab is it? I bet 600 molesters that it's a blue king crab.

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:27:07 ID:FXeNUkgv
Disguised as a red king crab, huh?w

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:28:14 ID:eo0ehmkZ
Molester: "I got your crab delivered when I got home today.
          I'm sorry if I made you feel like you had to apologize."
Glasses: "No, no, I should be apologizing.
        I'm sorry that I actually believed that you were a molester that day."
Molester: "Well, I'm sure, that's what it looked like from the sidelines.
          But I'm glad the misunderstanding got cleared up.
          At first, I really thought I'd end up a convicted molester."
Glasses: "Hahahahahaw"
Molester: "Ehehehehe.
          Well then, I have to hang up now. Thank you very much for the crab."

Glasses: "Actually, I fell in love with Miss Understanding."
Molester: "Eh..."
Glasses: "I even confessed my love to her, but she turned me down like a bedspread.
        It seems like it's you she loves, Mr. Molester..."
Molester: "Woot━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!"

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:29:24 ID:m1tT688y
You got crab? Are you Konno or what?

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:30:12 ID:hLmQ5CTM
Glasses: "Actually, I've got a crush on you, Mr. Molester Man."
Molester: "Uho."

913 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:30:33 ID:M6P5xxXk
Nah, I don't think she'd do that... She might distance herself from me because she doesn't like me, but surely not for that kind of reason.
I don't think she'll make that connection anyway.
It's actually three crabs. One snow crab and two hair crabs.
I wonder how many years it's been since I got my hands on crab that's not red yet.

914 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:34:30 ID:9FiwJ2p2
Alright, hand over the snow crab. You can keep the hair crabs, they're only good for miso soup anyway.

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:36:35 ID:yUR8ecla
My sides hurtw
I say it's a floral egg crab.

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:38:07 ID:yUR8ecla
Oh, he already posted what kind of crabs he got. v(・∀・)v

917 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:38:19 ID:hdKWtRUu
We still don't really know the reasons, but Miss Understanding doesn't like Glasses, right?

Instead of mentioning Glasses at all, why don't you ask her this?

"An acquaintance of mine sent me crab and it's way too much for me to eat alone.
 If you don't mind, will you help me eat it?"

This way, you're not lying and it's hard to say no if you ask so submissively. Besides, who'd say no to crab?w

918 : 917 : 04/11/09 19:39:25 ID:hdKWtRUu
Ah, just to be sure... I didn't mean "submissively" in a weird way, okay..?

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:39:31 ID:fwWLd2Vd
If you stay in contact with Glasses, it'll help improve Miss Understanding's impression of you, don't you think?
Instead of taking the greedy approach, try to gain her trust slowly but surely.

I can't believe I'm writing serious comments in a thread like this.

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:39:49 ID:2QrxD92/
Hide the fact that the crab's from Glasses and you'll be in a pickle if he sent Miss Understanding crab too.

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:40:38 ID:t6x+FmAD
Not red yet? You mean it's raw?
Has this year's fishing season for snow crabs started already?

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:41:00 ID:VP4kzGVQ
"Yesterday, we talked about having lunch this weekend, right? Actually, I coincidentally happened to get my hands on crab, so would you like to have crab with me?
I can't eat it all alone anyway and I was wondering what to do with it... ^^;;"

But then again, it might not be a good idea to ask her over to your place when you're not that close yet.
This is tricky...

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:41:58 ID:etuqG5wO
It started last Saturday.

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:42:19 ID:hdKWtRUu
Isn't it rather unlikely that Glasses sent Miss Understanding crab too?
He's the one that helped her and not the other way round, so there's no real reason for him to send anything and even if he did send her something, I don't think it'd be crab.
I bet it'd be teacups or something like that. Anyways, I don't think she'd think of Glasses when you tell her that you got crab from an acquaintance.

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:43:41 ID:etuqG5wO
Since asking her to come to your place all of a sudden is not a good idea, why don't you just give her some of the crab as a present on your way home from the restaurant this weekend?
That is, if you really get to eat out with her this weekend.

926 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:44:31 ID:yUR8ecla
Sorry to be a spoilsport, but asking her over to your own place will just make you more suspicious, won't it..?
And even if she said yes, would you really want to date a woman that tags along to a man's place like that..?

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:44:44 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Don't mention that the crab is from Glasses and if she should ask you
"Who did you get the crab from? Hihihiw"
you could answer honestly like
"Well, actually, I got it from Mr. Glasses..." and if she doesn't, all the better.
It's not like you're lying to her.

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:45:07 ID:9FiwJ2p2
Don't ask her over to your room. If you have to call someone over, I'd advise you to ask Glasses to come.

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:45:13 ID:f37HshCt
Crab, huh? I want crab too...
Getting crab >>>>>>>>>>>> Getting a girl
For me, that is.

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:45:20 ID:hLmQ5CTM
He's only seen her like twice or three times and we don't even know if she likes him.
From his reports, I'd say she's not even close to liking him, she's rather wary of him.
Though if OP manages to see her again, he could casually tell her about the crabs and ask her if she wants some.

931 : 923 : 04/11/09 19:45:53 ID:etuqG5wO
Sorry, it was last Friday.

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:46:04 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Anyone know a restaurant that allows you to bring your own crab?
It'd make asking her out a lot easier...

933 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:46:41 ID:yUR8ecla
Then he could let her into his room and offer her to have some tea while he's wrapping up the crab, talk to her a little, but not too much and let her go home with the crab.
That way, it'd be much easier for him to ask her over again

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:47:40 ID:yUR8ecla
How long can you keep crab in the fridge?

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:47:47 ID:mrWmbB3e
  'ヽ二/ < Mr. Molester Man, when you're done with the crab, have a taste of my crotch too! Uho!!
  ( つ旦O

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:50:13 ID:hdKWtRUu
Then how about giving her the crab as a present? It should get you some points.

Try to imagine this.

Miss U.: "It's lonely eating crab alone by myself, would you like to come along and eat it with me?"
Molester: "Ah, that's a good idea. I was thinking of asking you the same thing."

Not bad, isn't it? Chances of this actually happening are like 0.1% though.

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:50:32 ID:VP4kzGVQ
You know, what if you told her
"I got crab from someone, so take a bit of it with youw"
and gave it to her after going to the restaurant with her this weekend?
The trick is to say "a bit of it" and give her almost all of it.

Then she might go "This is way too muchww
...................I can't eat it all alone, will you eat it with me?"
and ask you to come to her place on her own. You never know, do you?

938 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:50:55 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Ah, crab present mindw

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:51:22 ID:etuqG5wO
Yeah, if he let her go home after the tea, it might get her to lose some of her wariness.
Two birds with one stone, man.

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:51:24 ID:hdKWtRUu
Shall we get married..?

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:51:47 ID:hLmQ5CTM
Looks like two people have found each other.
Have some crab together at your wedding ceremony.
I wish you two happiness.

942 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 19:51:56 ID:M6P5xxXk

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:52:06 ID:yUR8ecla
It's all for naught if there's no date this weekend though.

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:52:30 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Yeah, sure. When I grow a third nutw

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:52:30 ID:hdKWtRUu
Thanks. I want >>1 to be our matchmaker for our wedding. orz

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:53:18 ID:etuqG5wO
Deep freeze it in a ziploc bag and it should last quite some time.

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:54:23 ID:VP4kzGVQ
I can't help but think that it must be a good idea just because two people suggested it at the same time.

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:55:06 ID:T1lO3kyq
What does the fact that I just shit in my pants have to do with crabs?

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:55:14 ID:mrWmbB3e
   _, ,_ 
 (; ´Д`)< Please have crab with me... pant pant...
 )  )

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:55:25 ID:yUR8ecla
".......................................................................................................I don't like crab. (in a very small voice)"

What if she says this?

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:55:34 ID:0pHpNB/K
Molester Man has neither Train Man's sincerity nor his modesty, he's rather the clingy stalker type.
His story starts with him getting mistaken for a pervert and the first impression he makes couldn't be any worse.
Unlike Hermes, Miss Understanding is just a nutcase. To be honest, you never know what she's thinking and chances are 99% that she doesn't love Molester Man.
So, why don't we give up the thought of this turning into a moving love story like in Train Man's case and make this the story of a pervert who, due to a second misunderstanding (it doesn't have to be one), ends up getting arrested without warrant?

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:56:39 ID:VP4kzGVQ
"Ohh......................................... I......................................... see............................ orz"

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:56:40 ID:yUR8ecla
That which you ate to produce that shit in your pants was, in its previous life, a crab that used to live next door to the crab Molester Man got from Glasses when it was still alive.

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:57:10 ID:fwWLd2Vd
Look, OP.
First of all, don't do anything rash.
We have time to work it out together.

But well, no matter what I say, >>1 will just go berserk anyway...

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:57:39 ID:VP4kzGVQ
The first meeting is a disaster. <-- This is the best way to start a love story! Or rather, it's the only acceptable way!

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:57:59 ID:etuqG5wO
(ノ∀`) Aww shit.

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:59:11 ID:etuqG5wO
But >>950 has a point.
We have to consider that there are people in this world who are even allergic to crabs...

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 19:59:37 ID:yUR8ecla
Well, about that casual e-mail we agreed that OP should send her today or tomorrow...
It should be this:
"Sorry for the sudden question, but do you like crab?".

959 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:01:20 ID:M6P5xxXk
I'll make the phone call when I'm done watching Professional Executioners.

960 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:01:27 ID:0pHpNB/K
But what if the misunderstanding that caused the worst kind of beginning wasn't really a misunderstanding?
I can't think of a way how OP's supposed to redeem himself and get rid of the worst kind of impression he made.
Love stories that start with the worst kind of a first meeting only work if there's a stark contrast between the first impression the main protagonist makes and how he actually is.

So instead, we should go for a "The misunderstanding wasn't really a misunderstanding at all!" twist instead...

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:02:50 ID:fxkbxUIa
Isn't Glasses like a super good guy?
According to Miss Understanding, he's supposed to be a persistent fuck, but that's just Miss Understanding's impression of him.
What if it's just her misunderstanding? She's Miss Understanding after all.
Glasses felt bad for treating Molester Man like a criminal and wanted to apologize to him, but since he's only in contact with Miss Understanding and never directly contacted Molester Man, he got desperate and went as far as sending crab. What then?

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:03:19 ID:etuqG5wO
Nah, I'm for asking her in the restaurant this weekend.
OP could order something with crab and ask something like
"By the way, did you hear? The crab hunting season has started. Do you like crab, Miss Understanding?"
and nonchalantly find out if she likes crab.
And if she does, he could offer her the crab.

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:03:28 ID:T1lO3kyq
Upload a picture of the crab plz.
I wanna fap to it.

964 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:04:17 ID:VP4kzGVQ
In other words, instead of falling in love with her, OP has to make her fall in love with him.

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:04:22 ID:yUR8ecla
Oh, you're watching Bakatono's parody of it, huh?w

On a completely unrelataed note, the first human in the history of mankind that thought of eating crab must have been an amazing person.
By the way, what would Meganesh have done if >>1 had been one of the people that don't like crab?w

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:05:20 ID:fTmv2m03
Pic of the crab please.

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:06:17 ID:yUR8ecla
That could work too. Then he could ask her
"Actually, I happened to get crab delivered from Meganesh and it's quite a lot of crab, so would you like to take some of it with you?".

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:06:17 ID:VP4kzGVQ
But if he gave her the crab after explicitly asking if she likes crab, wouldn't it make it obvious that he planned it all?

969 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:06:59 ID:M6P5xxXk
Maybe that's why he decided to send me two different kinds of crab.

I don't have a digital camera, so no pics, guys.

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:07:03 ID:hLmQ5CTM
I would have worded it nicer, but I think you have a point.
This is a lot more difficult than Train Man.
Assuming Miss Understanding is wary of >>1 (or even suspects him), if he's nice to her on one hand, she avoids him and if he waits for her to act on the other hand, he'd wait forever because she's (probably) a very shy person.

Yeah, Glasses might be a nice guy, but >>1 couldn't care less because his only goal right now is to win Miss Understanding's heartw

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:08:47 ID:9FiwJ2p2
Glasses: "Oh, crap, crap, crap, what do I do now!?
       I busted an innocent person and took him to the police...
      What if it ruined his life!? Oh God and it's my falut!
      I should at least send him something as a token of apology. Yeah, crab should do it.
      But crab is expensive, so I guess I'll have to make do with rice with mayonnaise for the next few days. Sigh..."

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:09:42 ID:9FiwJ2p2
I meant to write "it's my fault" orz

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:10:11 ID:0pHpNB/K
Even if OP told her he loves her, he'd either end up an "annoying person" like Glasses or even worse, she'd think "This guy is a molester after all..." and we'd have the worst kind of turn of events.
We have to keep in mind how they got to know each other and that she's kinda paranoid.
It's kinda cliche, but if, for example, Miss Understanding were to get attacked by a bunch of hoodlums and OP saved her, the worse her impression of OP is, the more effective it'd be and she'd see him in a completely different light.
But even that would have to be done nonchalantly. You just can't win Miss Understanding's heart if you come on too strong.

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:11:17 ID:etuqG5wO
Then there'd be no need to hide the fact that it's from Glasses either.
Besides, I fear that even if >>1 tried to hide it, he'd probably let it slip anywayw

But if he doesn't make sure that she really likes crab, there's the possibility that she goes
"......................................But I don't like crab. (in a very small voice)"
when he tries to give it to her on the way home, you know?

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:11:43 ID:0pHpNB/K
Nevertheless, we have to keep in mind that there's this one-in-a-million probability that she somehow already guessed how Molester Man feels about her and isn't as annoyed about it as we think.

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:11:46 ID:hLmQ5CTM
Oh, crap, crap, crap, what do I do now!?
I busted an innocent person's ass and blew my load inside...
What if it ruined his life!? Oh God and it's my fault!

Will I be charged for rape?

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:12:46 ID:yUR8ecla
Crab rape.

978 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:12:50 ID:M6P5xxXk
Alright, I'll call now!!

I'm kinda nervous...

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:13:53 ID:yUR8ecla
Go for it!!!

980 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/09 20:13:56 ID:SEf5onNW
Still no next thread? (・∀・ )っ/凵⌒☆ ting ting

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:14:10 ID:Rh6qPlfb
Could it be that this is the crab you got?

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982 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:14:54 ID:M6P5xxXk
Got his voicemail both on his home phone number and his cell phone... Well, I left a short message on his answering machine for now.

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:14:57 ID:T1lO3kyq
You start it. Dimwit.

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:15:07 ID:fxkbxUIa
I know this doesn't have anything to do with the thread, but I like hair crabs the most.

985 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:15:48 ID:hLmQ5CTM
Was it Glasses you called?

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:16:04 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Someone start the next thread already.
Or else we'll have lots of duplicate threads and they'll attract trolls...

987 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/09 20:16:36 ID:SEf5onNW
●Can't, I got restricted access.

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:17:59 ID:zv9zaPGQ
I'll get 1000 with a "Heya, Miyuki-tan!^^" post.

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:18:15 ID:VP4kzGVQ
I'll make the new thread, okay?

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:18:15 ID:CHZQzwKe
Here's an idea.
What if one of Glasses' colleagues wanted something like in Train Man to happen to Glasses?
Maybe it was because of that colleague's advice that Glasses sent the crabs in the first place.
Send crabs to Molester -> Molester tells Miss Understanding about it -> Miss Understanding likes Glasses more
This could be the plan.
Not sure why she'd like him more because of that though.

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:18:21 ID:hLmQ5CTM
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 3

992 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:12 ID:GoQthRI3
If this is post >>1000, Miss Understanding is a bit like my older sister.

993 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:14 ID:ccDQ2FCC
Molester Man.

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:23 ID:YZZeBhxY

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:31 ID:INRseOuH

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:32 ID:c0HjTYVg
If I get 1000, I'll die.

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:37 ID:zKs0q1qh

998 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:38 ID:yUR8ecla
Good job.

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:38 ID:VP4kzGVQ

1000 : Kitamura Nobuhiko : 04/11/09 20:19:39 ID:b51+vfrb
I've been training my aim in FPS games, so here it goes!!!!!!!

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