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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 3

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:17:50 ID:hLmQ5CTM
>1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
>Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
>The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
>And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099839179/
First thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099651701/

2 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:18:35 ID:dvVYzhL4
Summarize the previous thread and the first thread in 5 words.

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:18:49 ID:zv9zaPGQ
Heya, Miyuki-tan!^^

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:00 ID:yUR8ecla
>>1Thanks.
I tried to start a new thread too, but I kept getting a connection timed out error.

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:12 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>1
Thanks!
I'm glad I didn't hastily start a thread myself.

6 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:12 ID:Rh6qPlfb
>>2
A potential stalker, mistaken for a molester, chases after a mentally unstable woman.

7 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 20:19:23 ID:SEf5onNW
>>1
Thanks.

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:19:42 ID:hLmQ5CTM
On the first day, Molester Man gets mistaken for a molester by Miss Understanding and they go to the police station together with Glasses who just happens to be passing by.
After that, Molester Man and Miss Understanding go to a coffee lounge where Molester Man explains himself and manages to clear her suspicion of him. They proceed to have lunch together and then go home.
That night, Molester Man starts the first thread and almost fucks everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow manages to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.

On the second day, Miss Understanding calls Molester Man and picks him up. They then meet up with Glasses and head to the police station together. At the police station, Miss Understanding, Glasses and even the policemen apologize to Molester Man.
Later that day, he has omelets for lunch with Miss Understanding. She asks Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but he has to leave early because of his part-time job.
He tells her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she doesn't seem too euphoric about it.

The point of discussion right now is when he should send her an e-mail.

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:20:15 ID:hLmQ5CTM
Molester Man
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: I'm a third-rate university student and I live alone
Height: 163cm
Weight: 50kg
Looks: In the "Rate my face" thread, I was told I look normal. In aquariums, I can easily get in with a ticket for middle-schoolers, that's how much of a babyface I have.
Dating history: Ever since second grade in middle school, I've dated countless women, each more beautiful than the last.
         Amongst others, I've had relationships with maid robots, childhood friends and vampires... in dating sims.

Miss Understanding
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: Freelance part-timer, apparently works in a family restaurant and lives alone.
Height: Approx. 155cm? Quite a bit smaller than me and that's not easy.
Weight: Approx. 45kg? Very little in any case.
Looks: She'd probably get a standard score of 60 to 70 in the "Rate my face" thread. She's cute and has a babyface too.
Dating history: I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already.
         That means, the stalker thing must have happened quite recently.

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:20:26 ID:zv9zaPGQ
I couldn't get the 1000th post... orz

Heya, Miyuki-tan!^^

11 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:20:32 ID:hLmQ5CTM
Glasses
Age: In his twenties?
Occupation: Works in some trading company. Probably a salesman.
Height: Approx. 170cm? Didn't look that tall to me.
Weight: Approx. 60kg? Rather skinny.
Looks: I think he'd get at least a standard score of 60 in the "Rate my face" thread. He's what you'd call a young and attractive salaryman.
Dating history: Umm... most likely not a virgin.


12 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:20:37 ID:BoSemaSq
How about dropping by her place after work and giving her half of the crabs?

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:20:42 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>8
Someone please add to the summary that OP got crab from Glasses.

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:20:53 ID:c0HjTYVg
This is my first time in this thread. Is this a Train Man type of thread?

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:21:05 ID:FXeNUkgv
Is OP on the phone?

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:21:06 ID:dvVYzhL4
>>8
Huh, the misunderstanding was cleared up?
What is this thread for then?
Or does OP want to take revenge on her?

17 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:21:08 ID:GoQthRI3
This is a stalker observation thread.

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:21:24 ID:hLmQ5CTM
>>8 continued.
Molester got crab delivered from Glasses.

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:21:37 ID:fxkbxUIa
If I was a woman, I'd be in love with Glassesw
When he saw the incident, he didn't act like he didn't see anything, but came to help.
And when he found out that it was a misunderstanding, he apologized sincerely with an apology gift.
He must be the nicest guy in the world.

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:21:41 ID:CHZQzwKe
>>14
No, it's about a stalker who wants to become Train Man.

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:21:55 ID:T1lO3kyq
Never mind all that and eat the crab already.
Eating crab is serious business.

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:22:01 ID:hLmQ5CTM
>>14
It's Train Man's even more hopeless version.

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:22:24 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Eat the crab!

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:22:37 ID:c0HjTYVg
Molester Man is a VIPPER, right?

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:22:39 ID:GoQthRI3
If this was a game, he'd be heading straight for the bad end!!ww

26 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 20:23:04 ID:SEf5onNW
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
 (0゚・∀・) ba-dump ba-dump
 (0゚∪ ∪ +
 と__)__) +

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:23:06 ID:Rh6qPlfb
I think, the summary in >>6 hits the nail on it's head. I'm kinda disappointed that it got ignored.

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:23:18 ID:jqy1TftM
>>1
Thanks.

Btw, take a pic of the crab with your cell phone and upload it!

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:23:19 ID:dvVYzhL4
If this got a Train Man kind of end, Glasses would get the woman.

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:23:27 ID:W4MRz0Qm
No happy end with Glasses x OP?

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:23:39 ID:T1lO3kyq
>>27
I'm disappointed too.

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:23:42 ID:CHZQzwKe
>>25
If this was a game, he made the wrong choice right in the first event.

33 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:23:52 ID:hLmQ5CTM
>>19
Yeah, he is if you look at it objectively, but unfortunately for him, the people in this thread see him as OP's love rivalw

>>24
yes

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:24:01 ID:n+SXw2jG
              ∧∧ ∩
             ( ゚∀゚)彡 Realtek Yeah!!
            ⊂ ⊂彡
             (つ ノ
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     \      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (´⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (´     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (´⌒;:    ::⌒`) :;  )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─


35 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:24:10 ID:dvVYzhL4
>>27
Thank you very much. (^ω^;)


So, Molester Man's got a crush on the woman now??w

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:24:10 ID:Sd+XSss8
I'll go summon the demon of misfortune now.

37 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:24:26 ID:M6P5xxXk
Thanks for starting the thread.
I didn't expect my thread to make it this far. It makes me want to try harder to get the good end.

Since I already had All-Bran for dinner today, I think I'll save the crabs for breakfast and lunch tomorrow.

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:24:32 ID:yUR8ecla
>>35
He's totally in love with her.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:24:53 ID:c0HjTYVg
>>37
Are you Molester Man, the man in question?

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:25:03 ID:dvVYzhL4
>>37
What is your goal anyway? Tell us in a few words.

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:25:25 ID:9FiwJ2p2
>>2
"The great battle for Miss Understanding". 6 words orz

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:25:39 ID:hLmQ5CTM
>>35
It wasn't clear if OP likes her or not from his first few posts, but then everyone in the thread kept posting that OP loves her and he happens to be the type of guy to get easily influenced by others.

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:26:31 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Thanks a lot.

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:26:44 ID:dvVYzhL4
Will this go the "BITCH, YOU DARE MISTAKE ME FOR A MOLESTER!? HOW ABOUT SUCKING MY DICK TO MAKE UP FOR IT!?" route?

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:26:53 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>2
Molester, Misunderstanding, Glasses, Delivery, Crab

46 : Half-assed summary attempt : 04/11/09 20:27:00 ID:BoSemaSq
>>8
is the summary of the first thread.

Summary of the previous thread:
Yesterday:
OP gets a thank-you-for-lunch e-mail from Miss Undie.
And in the following e-mail exchange, he manages to ask her out for a second lunch? (No specific date yet.)

Currently:
OP got a crab delivered as a token of apology from Meganesh and we're having a strategy meeting on how to use the crab to get Miss Understanding to come over to OP's place.

47 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:27:44 ID:Sd+XSss8
How bold and daring molesters have gotten these days.

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:28:08 ID:jqy1TftM
>>37
Come on, please upload a picture of the crab.
I've already decided to make it my fap material for today.

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:28:25 ID:FXeNUkgv
Huh? Is it just me or can IME not convert the word "in question" to the appropriate kanji?


50 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:29:08 ID:GoQthRI3
The family restaurant Miss Understanding works at doesn't happen to be a Skylark one, does it..??

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:29:11 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Did you make the phone call?

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:29:23 ID:dvVYzhL4
Why would Glasses send you a token of apology, OP?
Did he testify to the police that you're guilty or something?w

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:29:36 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Did you make the phone call?

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:29:53 ID:CHZQzwKe
Here's a site with delicious recipes using crabs:
ttp://www.artpia.co.jp/naruse/reciplist.html

Beware of the following when preparing a crab.
■ How to tell if it's a live or boiled crab:
Live crab is, well, still alive. Normally, if you boil a crab, it'll turn bright red, while live crabs are brown.
If you really can't tell, break the tip of one of the crab's legs and take a look at the meat. If the meat is slightly translucent, it's raw, if it's opaque white, it's boiled.
■ How to store crabs:
Generally, it's recommended not to store crabs longer than two days before you eat it.
You can't store live crabs.
Live crabs should be cooked and cooled off afterwards. Then pull off and discard the triangular flap from the crab's belly side, wrap the crab in a paper towel or in a hand towel, put it into a vinyl or polyethylene bag and deep freeze it.
The crab should be eaten within 5 to 7 days in case of a freezer and within a day if put into a refrigerator.

55 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:29:57 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>52
Go read the old threads FFS.

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:30:53 ID:yUR8ecla
982 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 New! 04/11/09 20:14:54 ID:M6P5xxXk
Got his voicemail both on his home phone number and his cell phone... Well, I left a short message on his answering machine for now.

Looks like OP's post at the end of the last thread got overlooked with the new thread and all.


57 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:31:03 ID:zmw+Apgf
You can't just add "Man" to everything and expect it to fly!

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:31:53 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>54
So you can't just freeze it and sit back and relax, huh...
You'll have to eat it in the next few days then.
Use it as an excuse to get her to come over asap.

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:31:54 ID:hdKWtRUu
"Sorry if it's a little sudden, but do you dislike crab, Miss Understanding?"

1. "Yes......I just can't stand crab. (in a very small voice)"
  "Ah, really? I'm glad I asked beforehand.
  It's just that an acquaintance sent me crab and I thought I'd ask if you want some since it's too much for me alone. HAHAHA"
Like this, you can change the topic and everything will be fine. Just eat the crab alone in this case.

2. "No, I like crab."
  "I'm glad to hear that. Actually, I got a crab from an acquaintance and it's a bit too much for me alone. Would you like to have some of it?"
Then follow the advice in post #937 from the previous thread and make her take almost all of it.
It'd be awesome if she suggested eating it together, but there's no need to be disappointed if she doesn't. Just be happy you made a good impression on her.

What do you think of these scenarios, guys?

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:32:08 ID:yUR8ecla
>>54
VIP QUALITY sure is kind.

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:32:47 ID:T1lO3kyq
OK, I just came up with how OP could use the crab as a bait to ask Miss Understanding out.


"I got crab delivered from Glasses today.
But nevermind that.
Will you eat out with me sometime?"


How's this?

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:32:55 ID:etuqG5wO
>>56
Ohh, I had missed it.
Thanks.

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:33:22 ID:fxkbxUIa
>>59
Isn't it better to mention that the crabs are from Glasses?
Wouldn't it remind her that she's to blame for the incident and make it more difficult for her to say no?

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:33:26 ID:yUR8ecla
Okay, eat as much of the hair crab as you want.
Save the rest for Miss Understanding.

65 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:33:36 ID:M6P5xxXk
phone call

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:33:39 ID:Rh6qPlfb
>>59
3. "No, I like crab."
"Ahh, I'm glad to hear that. I just ate the crab an acquaintance sent me the other day, so would you like to have the empty shell?"

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:33:54 ID:etuqG5wO
>>61
I lol'd.

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:34:02 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
Incoming phone call━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

69 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 20:34:08 ID:SEf5onNW
    Craab v..v
ヽ( ・∀・)ノ凸))Д´) Ahh...
     グリグリ


70 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:34:14 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>59
Post #937 from the previous thread? That's meーーー!!!

Man, you're so humble. You had the same idea as me.

71 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:34:19 ID:yUR8ecla
>>65
A call, a call, a call━━━ヽ(ヽ(゚ヽ(゚∀ヽ(゚∀゚ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ゚∀゚)ノ∀゚)ノ゚)ノ)ノ━━━!!!!

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:34:33 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Try to find out if Glasses sent something to Miss Understanding too!

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:34:51 ID:yUR8ecla
>>70
You should just marry already, with a crab as your matchmaker!

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:35:10 ID:BoSemaSq
crabpastewhere help

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:35:38 ID:fxkbxUIa
>>73
Is it okay if I eat your matchmaker then?

76 : The Mozart of Naniwa : 04/11/09 20:36:06 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
Cooking fresh squirming crab~♪

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:36:08 ID:T1lO3kyq
Ever noticed how delinquents always wear jerseys with the word kani on them?

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:36:23 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>73
Wow, hold on, our matchmaker is a crab!? I admit I laughed.

Is the phone call from Glasses!?

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:36:45 ID:yUR8ecla
>>75
Share it with us, man.

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:36:51 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>73
Alright. I'll make crab soup for him every morning then.

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:37:23 ID:yUR8ecla
>>76
Crabs don't really squirm, but wriggle, don't they?

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:37:24 ID:W4MRz0Qm
OP's on the phone, huh?

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:37:52 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>70
Making her take almost all of it was not my idea.

So, when do we have the wedding? Let's get it over with before someone eats the crab. orz

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:38:25 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Glasses: "Actually I'm reading a 2ch thread right now..."
Molester: "ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM?!!!"

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:38:59 ID:fxkbxUIa
Location of the wedding: Molester Man's place

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:39:30 ID:T1lO3kyq
Is the call from Glasses or from the woman?
>>1 I know you're on the phone, but tell us just that.

87 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:39:40 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>83
Thanks to Molester Man, another couple was born, huh?w Catch my drive?w

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:40:01 ID:DiJ09Oer
I didn't think we'd get a third thread of this.

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:40:23 ID:n+SXw2jG
I got a great idea.
Raise a crab together with Miss Understanding!

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:40:44 ID:yUR8ecla
>>84
"No, you see, I dragged someone to the police because of a misunderstanding and sent him crab as a token of apology."
"Eh, so this 'Glasses' they keep mentioning is you?w"

He could be having this conversation with a colleague right now, for all we know.

91 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:41:12 ID:M6P5xxXk
oh crap im having a blast on the phone rihgt now

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:41:22 ID:yUR8ecla
>>89
And >>1 likes tropical fish too.

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:41:33 ID:yUR8ecla
>>91
Having fun, aren't we?

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:41:48 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
Sorry, but did you get oden delivered from Miss Undie?

95 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:42:38 ID:fxkbxUIa
>>94
I like the oden in 7-Eleven the most.

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:42:51 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Use this opportunity to stay in contact with Meganesh.

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:42:51 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>90
True that. We can't completely write off that possibility.
Glasses is a salaryman, isn't he?
There's bound to be a VIPPER or two that are salarymen.

98 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 20:42:52 ID:SEf5onNW
Why do I have the feeling that the three are going to have crab hot pot together...

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:43:17 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Become friends with Meganesh.

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:43:22 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>94
Oden is nice...
Warms you up in the cold.

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:43:48 ID:T1lO3kyq
If you're going to have crab hot pot together, let me join.
I promise I'll be quiet too.

102 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:43:48 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>91
Why are you having a blast talking to Glasses on the phone?w


103 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:44:33 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>101
>I promise I'll be quiet too.
Lol.

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:44:44 ID:Ka+3f9cD
Now that it's come to this, let's call Glasses Crab Man from now on.

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:45:01 ID:yUR8ecla
This has grown into a nice crab thread.

106 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 20:45:19 ID:SEf5onNW
>>104
Crab Man sounds kinda scary...

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:45:36 ID:dvVYzhL4
Crab Man makes me think of Kani Base, the crab guy in Kinnikuman...

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:46:06 ID:yUR8ecla
>>104
I think it's cool. He'd be like Edward Scissorhands then.

109 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:47:32 ID:M6P5xxXk
Whew, it's over...

Damn... The way the phone call went, it's entirely possible that I start getting e-mails like we're friends or something.

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:47:35 ID:etuqG5wO
I remember there was a Shrimp Man in a certain novel...

111 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:47:54 ID:fxkbxUIa
What if they were having a blast talking about how Miss Understanding is fucking mental?w

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:48:02 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Good job.
Seriously now?w

113 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:48:10 ID:M6P5xxXk
>>110
You mean Black Tiger?

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:48:17 ID:Bhljppgz
We friends with Glasses now━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:48:20 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Good job.
Seriously now?w

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:48:25 ID:dvVYzhL4
Hm. You guys keep saying "she's mentally unstable". What does it mean?

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:48:30 ID:W4MRz0Qm
>>109
It's not one of your delusions, is it?

118 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 20:49:04 ID:SEf5onNW
Give us a detailed report!!

119 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:49:13 ID:M6P5xxXk
I don't need to report what we talked about on the phone, do I?
I wasn't able to ask much about Miss Understanding anyway.

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:49:13 ID:etuqG5wO
>>113
Whoa, you know it!?w

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:49:21 ID:n+SXw2jG
Looks like Crab Man fell in love with >>1.

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:50:10 ID:fxkbxUIa
>>121
Is this the beginning of the Crab Man homo route?w

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:50:15 ID:PdOtoKPf
Why don't we just switch to the homo route?

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:50:21 ID:yUR8ecla
>>119
I don't mind if it's just a summary, but please do it.

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:50:45 ID:T1lO3kyq
What if Crab Glasses and OP turn out to be brothers separated at birth?

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:51:36 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>119
Remember VIP QUALITY! We need to know what you talked about if you want us to help you.

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:52:00 ID:W4MRz0Qm
"I wish to get intimate with Molester."

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:54:07 ID:0pHpNB/K
☆Train Man/Molester Man comparison☆

■ Main protagonist:
- Train Man: A kind otaku with undying courage and a humble personality.
        Meets his fated love by saving her from being harassed in a train.
        Asks for advice on 2ch and manages to change completely by following the 2channers' advice.

- Molester Man: A servile and clingy otaku.
          Comes to like the woman that mistook him for a molester for some reason.
          Asks for advice on 2ch, but ignores their advice and jumps the gun when it counts the most.

■ Heroine:
- Hermes: Admires Train Man's courageous action and gradually falls for him. A very caring person.
       Her hobbies and tastes are far above those of an ordinary person. Has a sophisticated feel to her.

- Miss Understanding: Mistakes Molester Man for a molester because of a misunderstanding and gets the police involved.
              Has an emotional trauma since she suffered from stalking in the past.
              Might be somewhat paranoid. What she really thinks of Molester Man is still unknown.

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:54:34 ID:0pHpNB/K

■ Supporting characters
- Friend: Points out to Hermes that she might have feelings for Train Man and makes her realize she's in love.
      Undoubtedly plays the role of the love cupid.

- Glasses: Misled by Miss Understanding's misunderstanding, he drags Molester Man to the police station.
       A few days later, his attitude changes abruptly the moment he finds out that it was a misunderstanding.
       Sends crab to Molester Man as a token of apology.
       Seems to be in contact with Miss Understanding, but she's annoyed by his frequent contacts.
       Glasses is Molester Man's love rival. What he really thinks of Molester Man is still unknown.

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:55:39 ID:1XmSmkWf
Did Glasses call you or did you call him?

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:56:05 ID:E38Kivwt
I didn't feel like reading the first two threads in the archives at first, but after reading posts 128-129, I got suddenly hooked.

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:56:09 ID:VP4kzGVQ
What did Glasses tell you on the phone?
Hurry up with the report.

133 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 20:56:27 ID:M6P5xxXk
Okay, I'll write what happened then... Bakatono is over too.

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"Hello, Molester speaking. Who's calling, please?"
"Hi, it's Glasses... I just got your message. Did my package arrive in one piece?"
"Yes. Thank you... But is it alright? It looks expensive..."
"Expensive? Preposterous!(←he seriously said it) It's cheap stuff!!"
"(Cheap? Huh?) It can't be cheap! It's worth at least a Yukichi or two, isn't it?"
"Yukichi..? Ah, but it really isn't anything special! It wasn't expensive."
"No way! There's even a little booklet included! Like a little encyclopedia of crabs..."

Then we talked about crabs for a while. The blue king crab that was mentioned in the thread came up too. Good thing that I had informed myself a little about crabs beforehand.

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:57:16 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Glasses...

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:57:43 ID:dvVYzhL4
What? I don't get it.
Does Glasses wear Hermes glasses or what is going on?

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:58:48 ID:2QrxD92/
I prefer Molester Man because the plot isn't as predictable.

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:58:49 ID:etuqG5wO
>Then we talked about crabs for a while.

Lolw

138 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 20:59:27 ID:SEf5onNW
    Craab v..v
ヽ( ・∀・)ノ凸))Д´) Ahh...
     グリグリ


139 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:59:49 ID:VP4kzGVQ
I don't think it's a good idea to become too close friends with him...
Because then you'd be two best friends fighting over the same girl...
And she might go "Don't fight because of me!"...

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 20:59:56 ID:Rh6qPlfb
>>133
Don't ask someone how much a gift cost, man. It's impolite. Though I guess it's because you do stuff like this that you're Molester Man.

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:00:15 ID:hdKWtRUu
This is not what I expected when I saw how much the thread had grown and wondered what had happened.
Looks like I'm late to the party again... And I tried to get home especially early today...

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:00:36 ID:F4oYRFPt
No idea what kind of crab you're talking about. Upload a picture of it first.

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:00:48 ID:0pHpNB/K
This is more interesting than Train Man, though in a different sense.
I like how Molester Man is such a petty guy compared to Train Man. Feels a lot more realistic that way.

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:00:59 ID:PdOtoKPf
Glasses is seriously after OP's ass.

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:01:16 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Isn't it kinda late for that?

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:02:27 ID:hdKWtRUu
So, who will you pick, >>1?
Miss Undie or Glasses?

Because the way things are looking right now, you might even make it to the Grand Finale!

147 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 21:02:34 ID:M6P5xxXk
After a while of crab talk, I hear someone laugh on the other end of the line.
It's not that I got bored of talking to him, but I couldn't really keep talking to him about crabs forever even if it was fun.
So I asked him
"Huh? Have you got guests over?".
If he did have guests, I figured I'd just tell him I don't want to disturb them and hang up.

"No, it's just the TV. After I got home, I was watching TV when I saw your message..."

That's when Bakatono's laughter from my TV synchronized with the laughter coming from the phone.

"........are you watching Bakatono?"
"Eh? You're watching it too!?"
"Well, as a Japanese, I just can't help but watch when it's on."
"I know, right!? I knew I would miss the first half, so I had set my VCR to record it!!"
"The first half was pretty funny too."
"Ehh? Really? I can't wait to watch it! What did they show in the first half?"

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:02:40 ID:fxkbxUIa
>>143
Yeah, I know what you mean.
The characters in Molester Man all have their flaws which is a good thing.

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:03:55 ID:yUR8ecla
You know, Crab Meganesh is probably just a nice and sociable guy.
OP said he's like a salesman, but he's probably just good at approaching strangers and conversing with them.
Though I admit, it can be a little off-putting to be approached like that...

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:03:57 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>147
You're a real genius when it comes to doing unpredictable shitw
Keep it up.

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:04:07 ID:ezUEwR7M
See? He's a nice guy... Glasses, that is.

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:04:36 ID:fxkbxUIa
>>147
Why can you never talk casually like that with Miss Understanding?w

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:04:43 ID:E38Kivwt
"Molester Man, hang in there!". Before you know it, you'll find yourself rooting for him.

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:04:47 ID:DiJ09Oer
Glasses must be quite an idiot to be recording Bakatono. I like him.

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:05:01 ID:n+SXw2jG
451 Name: Mr. No Name Date: 04/03/17 22:35

Invite him to dinner as thanks for the crab
Invite him to dinner as thanks for the crab
Invite him to dinner as thanks for the crab
Invite him to dinner as thanks for the crab
Invite him to dinner as thanks for the crab
Invite him to dinner as thanks for the crab
Invite him to dinner as thanks for the crab
Invite him to dinner as thanks for the crab
Invite him to dinner as thanks for the crab


156 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:05:16 ID:W4MRz0Qm
>>147
Keep going like that and you're gonna get the Crab Glasses end.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:05:24 ID:yUR8ecla
>>147
You could've ended the call there, but asked him about Bakatono instead and kept the conversation going, huh?

You're actually a good guy, aren't you?

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:05:45 ID:etuqG5wO
Bakatono and crabs are the love cupids...

159 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 21:05:52 ID:M6P5xxXk
"Lots of movie parodies and that famous water well skit too."
"I knew it! Haha. What about the Dachou club?"
"They stood out as expected. I don't really like them though... They lack impact."
"I know what you mean! Since they're regulars, I wished they'd contribute more to the show."
"Yeah. The show really needs Mr. Tashiro back."
"I don't think Mr. Tashiro can return to Bakatono after that scandal."
"But you hoped a little he would, didn't you?"
"Just a little."
"I guess, a comeback is out of the question, huh?"
"I wished he would come back though, even if only for Bakatono."

And so we had a heartwarming chat about Bakatono & Tashiro. What the heck am I doing?

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:05:53 ID:hdKWtRUu
Well, I wouldn't be surprised if he already sent an invitation card to Miss Understanding that goes like
"My misunderstanding has caused you a lot of trouble too. I'd like to apologize by asking you out for dinner in a first-grade restaurant.".

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:06:07 ID:2QrxD92/
>>147
→ Dinner with Glasses

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:06:35 ID:yUR8ecla
>>159
Yeah, what the heck are you doing?w

163 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 21:06:55 ID:SEf5onNW
Come here━━━(゚∀゚( ⊃*⊂)━━━!!!!!

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:07:14 ID:DiJ09Oer
Say what you want, but your communication skills are quite good.

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:07:21 ID:0pHpNB/K
Looks like it'll be either Glasses ♥ Miss Undie END or Glasses ♥ Molester END.

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:07:36 ID:fxkbxUIa
How come his conversation with Crab Glasses is more interesting than his conversation with Miss Understanding?

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:07:50 ID:n+SXw2jG
Crab Man's got the hots for you, I tell ya!
This is your last chance, don't let it slip away!!

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:08:02 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
"No, it's just the TV. After I got home, I was watching TV when I saw your message..."

That's when Bakatono's laughter from my TV synchronized with the laughter coming from the phone.

→ "........are you watching Bakatono?"
→ "Eh? You're watching it too!?"

I lost it herewww

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:08:19 ID:0pHpNB/K
You know what? Just go with Glasses! Forget about Miss Undie!

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:08:47 ID:yUR8ecla
>>160
Even if I was Miss Undie, I wouldn't accept that kind of invitation... Glasses doesn't even have a real reason to apologize to her.
Because it's an invitation to a restaurant dinner, it's so obvious that he's after something else... It'd be a different case if it was a restaurant gift card though.

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:09:03 ID:FXeNUkgv
Meganish seems desperate.

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:09:07 ID:SZAVUvO5
I feel like OP's gonna end up with Glasses.
I'd prefer a Miss Understanding end though. Try asking her about how to cook crab or something.

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:09:17 ID:VP4kzGVQ
>>141
Sorry for the late response, but you're not late to the party at all.
Where'd you been btw?

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:09:29 ID:hdKWtRUu
Fuck, we're going for Glasses now? And here I was racking my brain about what kind of e-mail you could write to Miss Undie!

Now I have to start over and think about what to write to Glasses.

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:09:53 ID:PdOtoKPf
>>171
Lol

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:10:13 ID:Rh6qPlfb
>>174
"Wanna watch a Drifters DVD with me at my place?"
Should be good enoughwwwww

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:10:20 ID:2QrxD92/


                "THREE             WAY"


 

178 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 21:10:43 ID:SEf5onNW
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( ・ω・` )
  (⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
   /__ノωヽ__)

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:10:51 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>173
Well, I got home from work, saw how the last thread had reached 1000 and assumed I'd missed the party...
Yesterday, when I checked the thread at around midnight, everyone had already left.

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:11:02 ID:yUR8ecla
Guys, guys, guys, calm the fuck down!
You know how it always goes. They lead you on and on by acting like they're interested and when you actually go for it, they suddenly say ".......................I'm sorry. (in a very small voice)" and ditch you just like that.

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:11:26 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Crabses: "Wanna come to my place sometime?"

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:11:41 ID:0pHpNB/K
Invite Glasses over for dinner now!
"The crab you sent me is way too much for me alone... Will you eat it together with me, Mr. Glasses?"

183 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 21:12:05 ID:M6P5xxXk
When we were done talking about Bakatono, it was "I'm sorry" vs. "No, no, don't be" time again.

"I'm sorry... My misunderstanding has caused the two of you so much trouble..."
"No, no, don't be. It was because I was acting all suspicious!w Besides, it was Miss Understanding's misunderstanding. You're not at fault at all, Mr. Glasses.",
I said it to see how he reacts.
"No, you see, I didn't know how to contact you, so I had to ask Miss Understanding and caused her a lot of trouble too."
"Ahh, I see. There's no need to worry about me though. I'm just glad that no one got harmed and everyone's fine."
"I know I'm being annoying, but... please let me apologize again..."
"No, you really don't need tow You even sent me crab."


We hung up shortly after that.
I wasn't able to find out much about Miss Understanding, but there's one thing I got out of this. Glasses is a bro.

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:12:10 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>181
Ohh, so that's where the crabs will come into play.

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:13:01 ID:VP4kzGVQ
Ahh, this thread is heading into a strange direction....

If someone ever made a summary site, this is what it'd probably say about it:


--------------------------------------------------
When everyone else in the thread was discussing what the next step should be, Molester posted this:
"oh crap im having a blast on the phone rihgt now",

derailing the thread and leading it to a very unexpected ending...

--------------------------------------------------

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:13:45 ID:W4MRz0Qm
I'm impressed how well OP remembers the conversations.

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:14:24 ID:yUR8ecla
>>1
Thanks for the report.
It was as interesting as I thought it'd be.

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:14:24 ID:E38Kivwt
Since when did this turn into Molester and Glasses' love story?

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:14:34 ID:SZAVUvO5
>>183
OP, tell us where you wanna go from now on. Will you go for Glasses? Miss Understanding? Crab?

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:15:11 ID:gL5PmZQN
If this gets turned into a movie, we have to get Tashiro to direct it.
He's like the cupid for them in a way.

191 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:15:25 ID:f37HshCt
Meganesh seems like a really good guy.
Miss Undie, on the other hand....................................................................what's with her? (in a very small voice).

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:15:33 ID:Yxw7fyie
Glasses, I know you're watching this thread!
Come out of hiding and post something!

193 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:15:45 ID:W3Wzn95V
Alright, I'll make a summary site, publish it as a book and make loads of money off it!!

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:16:50 ID:f37HshCt
I want Meganesh to post in this thread.

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:17:12 ID:2QrxD92/
Could it be that it's a lot easier to get into Glasses' pants?

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:17:19 ID:kuS3aNKl
Caught up.
Who would have thought the thread would grow so much because of one phone call with Glasses...

197 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:17:52 ID:hdKWtRUu
How about this for an e-mail to Glasses?

Subject: Thank you very much for the crabs.

"Thank you very much for the eloquent apology and the gift.
To be honest, I had already stopped harbouring any resentment against you the day before yesterday, but now that you've sent me such a nice gift, I'm fully convinced that you're a very kind and good person.
I live alone and can't possibly eat so much crab all by myself, so would you like to have crab with me?
And if you let me have a taste of your stiff bud for dessert afterwards, I'll have no more hard feelings whatsoever.
To put it politely... Shall we do it?"


198 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 21:20:27 ID:M6P5xxXk
Hold on, guys.
I don't have any plans on going gay for Glasses.

Well, I do think that a really cute guy > a really ugly woman, but it's the exception to the rule.

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:20:29 ID:kuS3aNKl
So what will you do with the crabs?

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:21:00 ID:kuS3aNKl
It's too much to eat all by yourself, isn't it?

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:21:05 ID:PdOtoKPf
>>197
I fucking lol'dw

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:21:08 ID:DiJ09Oer
Post pics of it.

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:21:21 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Eat the crabs together with someone.

204 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 21:21:32 ID:SEf5onNW
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205 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:22:10 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>203
The question is, who will he eat it with?

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:22:34 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
I'm watching this thread and posting in the TV Asahi thread at the same time, but damn, I can't take my eyes off this thread.

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:22:46 ID:0pHpNB/K
>>198
Let me tell you this though. The way things are right now, the Miss Undie route will only lead to a bad end imo.
If you pick the Glasses route, however, there's a pretty good chance you'll get a happy end.

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:22:51 ID:yUR8ecla
Fuck this, let's just all meet up at >>1's place and have crab together. Of course, we'll call Miss Undie over too.

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:23:28 ID:W4MRz0Qm
>>205
Glasses or Miss Undie...
Do we let OP decide or do we decide by ourselves?

210 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:23:33 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>208
Ok.

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:24:05 ID:hdKWtRUu
Glasses must have sent Miss Undie something too...
After all, he wants to become Train Man too, doesn't he?

212 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 21:25:31 ID:M6P5xxXk
I don't know... When we were talking about Tashiro, I felt like Glasses could be a 2channer too, but it's not like 2ch is the only place where people talk about Tashiro and the same goes for Train Man.
It wouldn't be strange at all if casuals knew about them.

I mean, a lot of casuals are on 2ch nowadays.

213 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 21:25:43 ID:SEf5onNW
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214 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:27:19 ID:GoQthRI3
It's a pain in the ass to decide between Crabses and Miss Undie, so just keep an eye on both of them!!
You wouldn't want people to call you a lame Train Man ripoff, right!?
In that case, take a shot at Miss Undie and get rejected like a real VIPPER! After that, switch to Crabses and share a beautiful love with him!!

Then, publish the whole thing as a smut novel!!

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:27:32 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>204
Whoa! It's a Sandworm from Space Family Carlvinson!w

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:28:19 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>212
I said this in the previous threads too, but Train Man was even big in the TV news, wasn't it?
I'd say there's a pretty good chance that he knows Train Man.

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:28:36 ID:W4MRz0Qm
If OP seriously got together with Crabses, this could easily surpass Train Man.

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:29:15 ID:n+SXw2jG
If OP seriously got together with Crabses, I could easily fap to Molester Man.

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:29:34 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>217
That's not all, the VIP banner would be changed to a picture of Glasses and a crabw
In surprise buttcrabs style, of course.

220 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 21:31:42 ID:SEf5onNW
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221 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:32:20 ID:hdKWtRUu
Just when I was thinking this thread would run out of things to talk about and die before the weekend, this happensw

222 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:33:41 ID:vgui1OSe
This is the new thread, huh?

223 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 21:34:10 ID:M6P5xxXk
>>221
But we really are running out of things to talk about.
As long as I don't write any e-mails or take any other action, this could be the end of it.

But well, for now, I'll just try eating the hairless crab raw as a Sashimi.

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:34:33 ID:kuS3aNKl
Even if Glasses might have sent Miss Understanding a gift too, who cares? I don't see why OP shouldn't call her over for crab to keep this thread going.

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:35:05 ID:E38Kivwt
If this thread is gonna die like this anyway, you might as well try something. It's not like you have anything to lose.

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:36:10 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>223
Wait!
Crabses might have poisoned the crabs!

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:37:17 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>226
I see! Molester eats the crab, becomes paralysed, Glasses sneaks into his house and stabs him...
...with his dick.

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:37:41 ID:DiJ09Oer
I feel like, Miss Understanding was just being overly self-conscious again when she said "I don't know what to think of him..." about Glasses.

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:38:21 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Invite both of them over and have a crab party.

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:38:52 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>225
Subject: Good evening
"Would you like to eat Crabses with me sometime?"

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:39:30 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>1
Hurry up and ask Miss Understanding out to a crab party, then give her a French kiss in a public park!

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:40:06 ID:hdKWtRUu
Oh my God... Why did it take so long for me to notice...

Glasses must have sent Miss Understanding creepy e-mails! That's why she's wary of him.

233 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:40:19 ID:0pHpNB/K
Keep sending parts of the crabs to Miss Undie's place without saying anything to her.

It's a surefire way to get arrested for stalking.

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:41:39 ID:B9AwIpN8
In the end, it turns out that >>1 wasn't Molester Man but Glasses all along!

235 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 21:42:56 ID:M6P5xxXk
It's so good...
This is my first time eating raw crab, but I didn't think it'd taste this good...
It's much better than the grilled crab I once had at a restaurant... Why is it so damn good..?

236 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:43:30 ID:yUR8ecla
I wanna eat crab too...

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:43:35 ID:W4MRz0Qm
>>235
Oh no, you didn't...
You son of a...

238 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:44:01 ID:kuS3aNKl
He already ate it by himself...

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:44:59 ID:yUR8ecla
>>237
Dude, your first post in this thread is "Eat the crab!"w

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:45:14 ID:0pHpNB/K
Oh crap, OP's doing shit without asking us first again!wwww




He basically ate what could have been his last hope!wwwwww

241 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 21:45:19 ID:SEf5onNW
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Why are you eating it by yourself!?

242 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:45:28 ID:2QrxD92/
     ,; ⌒  ⌒  ⌒ ヽ          / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     (     _____ )    ○ (  I hope Mr. Molester likes the crab I sent him...
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243 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 21:45:46 ID:M6P5xxXk
How can I describe this feeling... "Tender-squishy", maybe?
It resembles sweet shrimp, but it's not as flimsy. It feels more squishy like when you're eating mantis shrimp.
The taste is a lot like sweet shrimp too, but not as greasy and there's no bad after-taste. I'd say it resembles flatfish in that aspect.
And my God, does it go down smoothly. It feels so great to eat it. This is awesome!!

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:45:52 ID:DiJ09Oer
>>242
Urk... Don't destroy my image of Glasses.

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:45:57 ID:T1lO3kyq
>>1
It'd make both you and us feel better if you tried something and failed rather than failing without having tried at all.
You'll have my blessing, should you be successful.

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:45:58 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
I guess I'll go eat some imitation crab or something... OTL

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:46:30 ID:n+SXw2jG
Lawl.

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:46:33 ID:W4MRz0Qm
>>239
I didn't think he'd actually go ahead and eat it this quickly!w

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:46:41 ID:yUR8ecla
>>241
First time I see that one.
God, I laughed so hard.

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:46:47 ID:PdOtoKPf
My sides hurt.

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:48:10 ID:yUR8ecla
>>248
But hey, it's not like you get crab everyday, it should be okay to eat one of them.
As long as he deep-freezes the other one to use it as bait, that is.

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:48:24 ID:E38Kivwt
"You ate it, didn't you?",
said a voice. When I turned around, Glasses was standing behind me.
Then we went to bed together.

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:49:48 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>243

Okay, now tell Glasses about how his crab made you feel.

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:50:07 ID:yUR8ecla
Ahh, I have this sudden urge to eat crab now.

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:50:18 ID:W4MRz0Qm
>>251
Sounds about right.

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:51:06 ID:d80DPI7O
I noticed it already when he wrote about the omelets, but Molester would make a great food writer...

I think I'll go get myself some crab now...

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:51:08 ID:0pHpNB/K
Does he even have that much crab left? Enough to eat for two people?

I feel like if this goes on, this is going to turn into a ">>1 eats crab alone and writes about it" thread.

258 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:51:42 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>254
"Let's write what you wanna eat right now"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100001991/all

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:52:21 ID:yUR8ecla
But even if >>1 came back crying after a while and posted how he couldn't control himself because the crab was too delicious and ended up eating all of it, I wouldn't be put off.
It'd be a lot like him too.

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:53:18 ID:yUR8ecla
>>258
Thanks.
I went and posted it there like a boss.

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:53:45 ID:W4MRz0Qm
>>259
It'd be even better if he posted that his hands are itching.

262 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 21:54:49 ID:M6P5xxXk
Sorry, I just ate all its legs... Ehehe

I think I will eat the rest boiled.

263 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:59:27 ID:d80DPI7O
I want some too!
I want some too!

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 21:59:42 ID:PdOtoKPf
What's this? A thread about crabs?

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:01:57 ID:d80DPI7O
Wait. If you still have its shell, you could steam it in sake for a unique flavor...

You could also make miso soup with crab for a royal feast.

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:02:58 ID:yUR8ecla
Miso soup with crab...

267 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 22:03:02 ID:SEf5onNW
Crab♪    BAM BAM BAM CHAKA CHAKA
 crab♪∧.∧   ,,──,-、  ♪
     (,,゚Д゚) / (:  :(  ) ))
      |つ/つ  `ー─``ー'
    ~|  |   ┣━━┫┨
     U U   ┠┤  ┣┫

268 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 22:03:52 ID:M6P5xxXk
>>257
It's okay, I still have two servings of hair crab left.
I won't touch it and write an e-mail to Miss Understanding about it.

Now, what kind of e-mail should I write?
>>265
I just googled "crab steamed in sake" and it looks delicious. I'll definitely try it.
The main body should be cooked in miso soup after all, huh? It looks pretty simple to make too, even for a beginner like me.

269 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:04:11 ID:gL5PmZQN
    ♪        v,,v    
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271 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:09:03 ID:kuS3aNKl
Why not simply...
"Do you like crab?"

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:09:55 ID:0pHpNB/K
Let's just turn this into a crab thread. Does anyone here really care about Miss Undie anymore?

OP isn't even in touch with her anymore, is he?

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:10:03 ID:m1tT688y
>>270
Oh shitwwwwwww I used the wrong copypastawwwwwwww

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:10:27 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>271
"Ah, Mr. Molester, you got crab from Mr. Glasses too?"

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:10:37 ID:INRseOuH
>>1 Thanks for making the thread.

The way things are going, I see the following happening.

OP enjoys crab steamed in sake

Gets drunk as fuck

Ends up writing a creepy mail to Miss Undie in his drunkenness

How's this?

276 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:10:50 ID:d80DPI7O
>>268
For starters,

you could just send "Good evening", you know?
It's not strange to send short e-mails like that to friends.

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:11:37 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
I don't think it's a good idea to send an e-mail today...
His last e-mail was only yesterday.

278 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 22:13:21 ID:M6P5xxXk
>>271
I don't know, man.
She said she's got an appointment on Wednesdayw
>>275
I could steam the crab in sake right away if I wanted, but I read that if you open the main body, you have to use the contents right away. That means, I'd have to make miso soup too.
I'm still debating if I should go out to get miso soup.
>>276
Hmm... I don't think we're close enough to be called friends yet...

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:13:41 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>274
"I got crab. What did you get, Miss Understanding?"

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:16:57 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>278
It doesn't have to be tomorrow, you know?
How about this?
"The crab's in my freezer, it should be okay until the weekend."

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:16:58 ID:0pHpNB/K
"Hihihihi! Crab!"


Send this to her and see how she reacts.

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:17:56 ID:W4MRz0Qm
"I brought the crab with me because I figured it tastes better if it's not deep-frozen."

283 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 22:18:46 ID:M6P5xxXk
Could you guys drop the crab topic already?w

I'll go get Marukome miso paste from Jusco now.
Counting on you guys to give me advice on what to write to her when I'm back!!

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:19:31 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Have a safe trip.

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:19:54 ID:kuS3aNKl
Drop the crab topic? It's the only excuse you have right now to write her an e-mail!

286 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:20:31 ID:W4MRz0Qm
I didn't know Juscos are open after 10 pm. Impressive.

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:21:40 ID:n+SXw2jG
Subject: Someone sent me crab as a gift.
"It was delicious. Good night."

288 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:22:50 ID:yUR8ecla
I just skimmed through the previous thread again.

Miss Understanding: "I'm also free on weekends (she actually used the kanji for "end, closure" here). If I haven't gotten a shift by then, let's have lunch together!"

was the last e-mail she sent if you ignore the "Good night" ones, right?
Why don't you wait two days or so and then ask her if she has any plans for the weekend?
In any case, make sure to keep the remaining crab in the freezer. Don't you eat it until then, no matter what happens!

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:24:06 ID:E38Kivwt
OP, watch Bakatono with me next time.

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:24:37 ID:DiJ09Oer
"You don't need to treat me to lunch anymore, just send me crab like Glasses did!"

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:26:08 ID:n+SXw2jG
No, he should be the one sending the remaining crab to her.

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:29:39 ID:yUR8ecla
If you don't have anything better to do, go to this thread and post crab.

"Let's write what you wanna eat right now"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100001991/

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:29:42 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>1
Subject: "Crab"
"Miss Understanding, do you know how to prepare crab? Please teach me if you do."
Then go from there.

294 : ヽ('A`)ノCan't_Be_Arsed_Syndrome ◆AcOzV37Nfk : 04/11/09 22:30:04 ID:u/poBNqY
Posting in this thread from time to time just in case it gets famous.
So, what happened since I was here last?
Someone give me a short summary pls.

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:30:06 ID:3YtZ8/67
test

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:30:57 ID:INRseOuH
>>288
>"If I haven't gotten a shift by then, let's have lunch together!"
Guys, do you think she meant "dick" when she wrote "shift"...? (´・ω・`)

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:31:13 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Wouldn't you normally ask your parents or your friends?
I feel like it's weird to ask a woman you've only met a question like that.

298 : 297 : 04/11/09 22:32:04 ID:etuqG5wO
I fucked up.
Meant to link to >>293. OTL

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:33:02 ID:yUR8ecla
>>296
Hey, watch it.

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:43:16 ID:SZAVUvO5
>>294
A few days after their fateful meeting, OP gets crab delivered from Glasses.
They have fun talking about Bakatono on the phone and OP eats Glasses' crabs while thinking of him.
This is the sad love story of OP, Glasses and Miss Understanding.

301 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:46:29 ID:1GI3/ibx
>>294
You're not welcome here.
Posts asking for summaries are getting really annoying.

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:49:00 ID:BoSemaSq
>>297
I don't think it's weird. >>293 sounds fine to me.

303 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:50:20 ID:hdKWtRUu
Subject: Crab

"I'm tired of your shit. I'm eating Crabses instead."

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:51:47 ID:VVRqv5yu
You normally eat crabs boiled, don't you?

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:53:01 ID:W4MRz0Qm
I'd recommend adding "It's urgent." at the end of >>293.

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 22:58:55 ID:INRseOuH
It's been more than 30 minutes since OP went to Jusco...

I bet he's taking so long because he's buying a crab spoon or some other useless shit...

I hope he bought two... (・`ω´・)

307 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:00:17 ID:M6P5xxXk
I'm back! I got spring onions, radish and Marukome miso paste!!

By the way, the food department of Jusco is open 24/7... Huh? Not where you guys live?

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:01:29 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>307
The Jusco in my area is open 24 hours too, but only the food department actually works at night.

309 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:01:37 ID:M6P5xxXk
What the fuck!? I just noticed I got a missed call from Miss Understanding!!
At 22:12... It was right before I left to Jusco!! Why did I not notice... OTL

What do I do what do I do? Do I call her back?

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:02:49 ID:HEDRtv6d
>>309
She called━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

Why don't you write her an e-mail??

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:03:00 ID:kuS3aNKl
Call her back!

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:03:19 ID:n+SXw2jG
Oh boy...

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:03:57 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Oh wow...

314 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:04:03 ID:M6P5xxXk
I'll call her, right?
What do I talk to her about?
This came way too unexpected. What do I do?

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:04:05 ID:ES8YdjRR
It's pretty late already, write her an e-mail.


316 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:04:16 ID:kuS3aNKl
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
 (0゚・∀・) ba-dump ba-dump shine shine glitter glitter
 (0゚∪ ∪ +
 と__)__) +

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:04:22 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>309
It's not too late, give her a call!

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:04:23 ID:n+SXw2jG
>>309
Send her an e-mail like
"Are you still awake?"

319 : sage : 04/11/09 23:04:55 ID:INRseOuH
Just call her back.
Show her your family-oriented qualities by letting her know that you can cook.

Did you by any chance buy crab spoons?

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:04:58 ID:kuS3aNKl
If she called less than 30 minutes ago, it's definitely not too late to call back.

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:05:06 ID:p+HGW09+
>>318
That's it!

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:05:59 ID:W4MRz0Qm
I'd go with >>318.

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:06:13 ID:INRseOuH
I got the sage wrong... orz

It's only 11pm. If she's an adult, she should still be up!
Wait, does Miss Undie live with her family?

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:06:21 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>314
Look, she called you, so she must have something she wants to talk to you about!
Just call her!

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:06:24 ID:hdKWtRUu
I've been thinking and I feel like Miss Undie is at least as jumpy and impatient as OP.

She came to pick him up, she's always the first to write an e-mail and she even asked him out for lunch. See what I'm getting at?

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:06:43 ID:9FiwJ2p2
The only way to prepare a snow crab is to boil it...
Besides, a snow crab has a lot more meat than the hair crab, so you should save the snow crab for later.

You know what? Fuck it. Fuck sharing the crab and fuck using it as bait.
Keep the crabs a secret from Miss Understanding and eat them yourself.

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:07:04 ID:BoSemaSq
It's not too late! You want something to talk to her about? Talk about crabs!

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:07:07 ID:ES8YdjRR
I wanna know what happens next, but I'm so sleepy. I think I'll call it a day.
Well, hang in there, >>1.

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:07:07 ID:SZAVUvO5
Hurry up and call her. No e-mails. CALL HER!

330 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:07:08 ID:M6P5xxXk
Okay, I'm calling her now!

>>319
I bought a tool that's like crab scissors and a crab knife in one!!

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:07:26 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>323
Nah, I'm pretty sure she lives alone.

11pm isn't late at all.

332 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:07:55 ID:bMtRGIGW
She probably got crab from Glasses too and wants to ask OP what to do with it.

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:07:58 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>1
Keep us updated if possible!

334 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:08:01 ID:0pHpNB/K
It's probably something like this:

"I got crab from Mr. Glasses and it's too much for me to eat alone. Would you care to have some of it?"

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:08:10 ID:hdKWtRUu
Remember to say "Good evening" to her first!

336 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:08:13 ID:SEf5onNW
Subject: "I got crab"
"Miss Understanding, I got a crab gifted by an acquaintance and wanted to ask if you like crab.
If yes, I'd like to share some of it with you.
By the way, do you know how to prepare a crab? Please teach me if you do."

How's that for an e-mail?

But you've decided to call her, huh... All the effort I put into writing this post... All for naught! ヽ(`Д´)ノBAAWWWWW

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:08:27 ID:BoSemaSq
If you don't have enough crab for two anymore, go buy crab with your own money!

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:08:52 ID:hdKWtRUu
What if she asks him to eat crab with Glasses and her?

Threesome! Threesome!

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:09:08 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>334
"Well, he sent me some too. It's way too much for one person, right? Let's eat it together if you like!"

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:09:18 ID:W4MRz0Qm
I bet OP is about to go berserk again.

341 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:09:21 ID:SEf5onNW
Still no live report? (・∀・ )っ/凵⌒☆ ting ting

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:09:36 ID:llcrwt+S
She called━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!
Go get her, boy!

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:10:01 ID:0pHpNB/K
>>339
"I have to work..."

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:10:13 ID:kuS3aNKl
EAT CRAB TOGETHER EAT CRAB TOGETHER EAT CRAB TOGETHER EAT CRAB TOGETHER EAT CRAB TOGETHER EAT CRAB TOGETHER

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:10:13 ID:T1lO3kyq
OP, report back plz.
I'll go get some booze!!

346 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:10:51 ID:M6P5xxXk
Looks like she didn't call because she got crab.

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:11:11 ID:llcrwt+S
A live report━━━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━━━!!!!!

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:11:16 ID:n+SXw2jG
So exciting!

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:11:20 ID:kuS3aNKl
Is OP too busy with the phone call?
Is he going berserk again?

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:11:22 ID:hdKWtRUu
Hurry up and report back already!
I just got out of bath and I'm waiting here all naked YO!

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:11:22 ID:SZAVUvO5
Since OP is not posting, I guess he's still on the phone.
Make sure to secure an appointment for next time!

352 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:11:47 ID:BoSemaSq
Pant pant...

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:11:52 ID:T1lO3kyq
>>350
You, put on some clothes!

354 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:11:57 ID:M6P5xxXk
Give me something to talk about, but no crabs!

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:11:57 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>1
Ask her how to prepare crab!

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:12:15 ID:ES8YdjRR
What's wrong about talking about crab...

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:12:20 ID:HEDRtv6d
>>354
The Battle of Fallujah

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:12:21 ID:hdKWtRUu
I bet 300 premature ejaculators that she says
"I was able to make some time tomorrow. Would you like to have lunch with me tomorrow?"

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:12:23 ID:T1lO3kyq
Talk about shrimps then!

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:12:30 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>1
What did she call you for?

361 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:12:47 ID:SEf5onNW
Talk to her about the lunch this weekend.

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:13:11 ID:hdKWtRUu
Something to talk about?

Tashiro Masashi got caught driving 130km/h in a 80km/h zone on the highway.

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:13:13 ID:kuS3aNKl
Time to talk about shrimps━━━━!!

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:13:24 ID:ES8YdjRR
You could ask her how tough her part-time job is.

365 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:13:26 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Ask her how she's doing.

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:13:28 ID:llcrwt+S
>>354

"I tried putting beads into my anus today.
 It felt so great."

367 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:13:50 ID:INRseOuH
Talk about Kanie Keizou then.

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:13:51 ID:9FiwJ2p2
>>362
Tokoro George! Tokoro George!

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:14:06 ID:BoSemaSq
Ask her about her favorite food! Then decide depending on her answer where to have lunch with her this weekend!

370 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:14:08 ID:SEf5onNW
Ask her out for dinner! m9(`Д´)

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:14:30 ID:T1lO3kyq
Tell her someone died! Doesn't matter who! Quickly! Hurry up!!

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:14:36 ID:nvQ0x9kz
>>1 is going berserk right now.

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:14:47 ID:llcrwt+S
My little sister was down with a cold once and I went to her room to check up on her.
She said "Insert a suppository into me! My fever's not going down!".
I said "Ask Mom and Dad to do it for you!", but Mom was apparently out and she didn't want Dad to see her naked.
My sister turned away from me and lied down on all fours.
She covered her private parts with a hand, told me not to look at them and stuck out her ass to me.
I slowly started inserting the rocket-shaped suppository into my little sister's ※, but it got pushed back out immediately no matter what I tried.
She was like "Push it in as far as possible!", but I said "I don't wanna touch your dirty anus!".
So she took a condom out of a drawer and said "Then use this!".


374 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:15:02 ID:yUR8ecla
Damn, I take my eyes off this thread for a minute and this happens.

Talk to her about the date!
Ask her if she's still free this weekend!!

375 : Continuation : 04/11/09 23:15:02 ID:llcrwt+S
It was awkward, but I rolled the condom over my index finger.
My little sister told me again and again not to do anything weird before she lied down on all fours a second time.
I emptied my mind and pushed the suppository in as far as I could in one motion.
She let out a small "Ahh!", so I immediately apologized even though I hadn't done anything wrong.
The suppository was finally in, but then I realized I couldn't pull my finger out.
I was like "Oh shit, I can't pull my finger out!" and started moving it around in a panic, which in return made my sister scream out in pain "Ugh! Don't move it around!".
I shouted at her "Try to relax your muscles!" and she shouted back "Then keep your finger still! Pervert!" as loud.
I said "Okay, let's both calm down. Now, look! Try to relax. See, you can do it. Yes! I got it out.".
As soon as my finger slipped out with a loud "PLOP!", my sister kicked me out of the room with a "BONK!" and shut herself into her room.

Six years have passed since then.
Every time I hear my sister's voice from her room say things like "I love anal sex!"...
I have to wonder if I'm the one to blame for it.

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:15:11 ID:SZAVUvO5
Miss Understanding works at a family restaurant, doesn't she? Talk to her about cooking.

377 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:15:21 ID:SEf5onNW
Try to find out if Glasses still contacts her.
But ask her indirectly!!

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:15:24 ID:0pHpNB/K
Tell her "Ever noticed how delinquents in our neighborhood always wear clothes with "KANI" written on them...?".

It should allow a smooth transition to the topic of crabs!

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:15:24 ID:hdKWtRUu
Ask her what she's doing right now.

And don't forget to breathe in and out loudly when you say it.

380 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:15:39 ID:M6P5xxXk
Okay, the phone call is over... Sorry, guys, but it didn't have anything to do with crabs. Things just took a whole new unexpected turn.
This might be even better than the crab...

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:15:53 ID:nvQ0x9kz



  WHAT ABOUT THE DATE THIS WEEKEND?




382 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:16:02 ID:llcrwt+S
EEEEE(´д`)HHHHH

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:16:17 ID:W4MRz0Qm
Hurry up and write what happened, crab!

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:16:22 ID:INRseOuH
Talk about whatever is on TV right now

Start talking about "Food Prejudice King", for instance

"Whenever I watch it, I wonder about which dishes I'd choose if I were a guest. Do you do it too?"

"Is there any food you don't like, Miss Undie?"

Talk about the lunch this weekend

You have just now secured yourself a date!!

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:16:25 ID:DiJ09Oer
I hope the thread won't attract too many haters.

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:16:29 ID:hdKWtRUu
I bet 200 premature ejaculators that she told him

"I'm on my way to your place right now. Let's have dinner together.".

387 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:16:30 ID:SEf5onNW
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┗━┓┏━┛┃┗┛┃┗━━━┛┃┗┛┃ ゚  ★
┏━┛┗━┓┃┏┓┃  It's here! ┃┏┓┃┏━━┓
┗━┓┏━┛┗┛┃┃  *  +    ┗┛┃┃┗┳  ┃
+   .┃┃      ┏┛┃┏━━━━┓┏┛┃*. ┃┏┛
   ┗┛..。 ゚ +┗━┛┗━━━━┛┗━┛ .*┗┛
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  _,,-=''     _,,-―='' ̄  ヽ..     / . . .  .
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  ,,,.―''       \      .  /  ヽ/     。.    .
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 丶     ,,,,,,   ) ) |   /  ) )  ,,,,,/ ☆  +
   ヽ  γ´~⌒ヽ( (.  |  /  ( (  /. .     ☆
    \/     | )  ). |_/     ) )/⌒ヽ +★      *


388 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:16:52 ID:llcrwt+S
             _,. -'' " ̄~゙三=-_、_   ,.-'"
          ,,.-''" r _、      三三ヽ."
        /    i {ぃ}}       _ニニ三゙、
       /,.、     `--"      二三三;     _,,. -'''"
       l {ゞ}    i        _ニ三三|  _,..-'''"
      .l `" i_,,...-''|           ニ三三!''"
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389 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:16:58 ID:YL6y+udA
The suspense is killing me.

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:17:21 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
It's here━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!


391 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:17:21 ID:BoSemaSq
OKAY GUYS SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:17:29 ID:NuCEjQ7I
It's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

393 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:17:36 ID:SEf5onNW
I can't take it anymore
(*゚∀゚)=3 pant pant (;゚∀゚)=3 huff puff (*´д`*) pant pant (;´Д`) pant pant (*´Д`) pant pant (;´Д`) PANT PANT


394 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:17:41 ID:M6P5xxXk
ring ring ring ring ring
Since she wasn't picking up, I decided to hang up after the 7th ring.
ring ring
Just as I was about to put the receiver down after I'd heard the 7th ring...

rattle... rattle
"He-hello?"
"Hello?"
"Ah, yes! Hello?"
"Yeah, I hear you. Hello."
"Who am I speaking to?"
"Eh? Ah? It's Molester speaking..."
"Eh.......... Ahh! Mr. Molester!!"
"Yes, it's me, Molester."

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:17:44 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
Why is your life so eventful?www

396 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:17:57 ID:VqmjqNiM
>>394
Write faster!!

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:18:02 ID:INRseOuH
I think my palms are getting sweaty because my mouse feels sticky!!

398 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:18:25 ID:SEf5onNW
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
 (0゚・∀・) ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
 (0゚∪ ∪ +
 と__)__) +

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:18:49 ID:yUR8ecla
Even better than the crab!? What could it possibly be?

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:19:22 ID:0pHpNB/K
"Mr. Glasses is here... He's been walking around my apartment for a while now... What should I do?"

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:19:30 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
I'm sitting here in front of my computer grinning like (・∀・).
I bet you guys are too.


402 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:19:48 ID:T1lO3kyq
>"Who am I speaking to?"
Doesn't she know >>1's number?

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:19:56 ID:yUR8ecla
>>400
Throw crab shells at him.

404 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:20:00 ID:SEf5onNW

     /∧_/∧      /∧_/∧     tremble tremble
   <<``ДД´´;>>   <<;;``ДД´´>>     shake shake
   //    \\     //   \\  tremble tremble
  ⊂⊂((  ヽノヽノつつ ⊂⊂ヽ// )) つつ   shake shake
   しし((_))       ((_))JJ


405 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:20:17 ID:hdKWtRUu
1500 premature ejaculators that she said

"Please pull the peppermill out of me!".

406 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:20:55 ID:M6P5xxXk
"Eh?"
"Ah, sorry, this is my home phone. I'm calling because I saw that you had called me on my cell phone... Are you busy right now?"
"No, I'm not busy. It's alright."
"Don't worry, I can call you again later."
"No, it's okay, really."
But she seemed a little out of breath for some reason and her voice sounded a bit clearer than usual... Of course, I wasn't sensitive enough to just ignore it.
"No, you must have been in the middle of something. I'll call you again when you're done."
"But I'm already done."
"No, no, no, I really don't mind calling you again later."
"I just got out of the bath! That's all!!"
"Ah, that so...?"
"Yes."

I'm so sorry.

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:21:01 ID:SZAVUvO5
Still no new post?

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:21:14 ID:VqmjqNiM
>>406
Post faster.

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:21:20 ID:nvQ0x9kz
>>402
She must have jumped out in a hurry when she heard her phone ring.

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:21:51 ID:w7HI6afz
>>406
A VIPPER wouldn't go "Ah, that so...?". A VIPPER would ask for a pic and post it!

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:21:59 ID:BoSemaSq
This isn't the time to be levelling my characters in Fire Emblem!!

pant pant

412 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:22:10 ID:NuCEjQ7I
He's acting more and more like a stalkerw

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:22:39 ID:0pHpNB/K
>>406
So insensitive. Can't believe you're the same guy who had that smooth Bakatono chat with Glasses.

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:22:44 ID:yUR8ecla
>>406
If you'd asked "Are you wrapped in just a towel right now? Or are you wearing a bathrobe? pant pant"

you'd be a GOD.

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:23:04 ID:llcrwt+S
>>411 I guess you're in the arena?

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:23:05 ID:HEDRtv6d
>>406
I'd be annoyed toow

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:23:03 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>410
VIP QUALITY etc.

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:23:11 ID:yUR8ecla
>>410
lol

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:23:12 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
>>411
Are you the OP of that Fire Emblem thread?ww

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:23:30 ID:nvQ0x9kz
Little Miss Undie taking a bath ε-(゚∀゚*) pant pant

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:23:53 ID:SZAVUvO5
I was watching Onegai Teacher, but this is more interesting.

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:23:56 ID:llcrwt+S
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          \\ \
  *     +  ((   |    Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
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   +    。  |  | | *     +    。     +   。 + 
           |  | |    
           |  / |   ._   +    。     +    +     * 
      \ ̄ ̄~/   /~ ̄ .\
      ||\  ~^~^~^~      \    +    。     +    +     * 
      ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ̄             That is VIP QUALITY.
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423 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:23:58 ID:ezUEwR7M
So, what did she want from you?

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:24:00 ID:INRseOuH
She has to "work" this weekend after all, huh... (´・ω・`)

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:24:31 ID:HEDRtv6d
Next time, write it all out in a text editor and copy-paste it.

426 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:24:40 ID:SEf5onNW
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      /:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ヽ
    /::::::::::::ハ::::;:::::::::::::::::゙:,
    ,'::::;i:/レ'  ヽiヽ:::::::::::::::::!
    l::::|'r,:=;   ,:=;、';i:::::::::::::!
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  ,'.三ミi 'ー'゙  'ー'゙ |:::::::::::::|   I'm butt naked right now.
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  l |i,__!:>'=''r‐''".i:::::r、:::::|
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  !  | ヽ|     、i  ,. イ'

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:24:50 ID:BoSemaSq
>>415
You guessed right.
>>419
I'm not the OP. When I saw that thread, I felt like rummaging through my drawers and digging out my copy of Fire Emblem though.

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:25:00 ID:T1lO3kyq
I see, you called from your home phone.
What happened then!!??

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:25:34 ID:nvQ0x9kz
Where did you all crawl out from?w

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:26:06 ID:llcrwt+S
OP is good at blue-balling.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:26:38 ID:W4MRz0Qm
I can't help but feel that OP is trolling me, but I don't give a fuck. Write faster.

432 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:26:47 ID:M6P5xxXk
"Umm... Anyways, you called me earlier, didn't you? It's already pretty late and I was wondering if I should write you an e-mail instead..."
"Ah, right, right. Mr. Molester, you don't have any lectures tomorrow, right?"
"That's right."
"Umm... Can I borrow some of your time tomorrow? Only if you don't have anything else to do, of course..."
"Eh? But didn't you say that you have an appointment tomorrow?"
"Yes, I did... Did you also make an appointment for tomorrow?"

Actually, I took a shift for tomorrow. I'm unlucky as always. But I figured I'd ask what she wants first and then decide if I want to skip work.

"No, not really... What did you want to do tomorrow?"
"Can we meet up tomorrow...?"
"SNORT!"
You see, when I get nervous, I sometimes can't catch my breath and snort like a pig....... You don't?
"Eh!?"
"...I'm sorry. Could you please repeat what you said?"

Keeping my cool in such a difficult situation.... I'm cool as ice.

"I asked if we could meet up tomorrow."




WOOOOOOOOOOOOーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:27:20 ID:yUR8ecla
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:27:21 ID:VqmjqNiM
>>432
post faster goddammit

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:27:26 ID:A+cVbuth
It's here━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!!

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:27:32 ID:ycAUm/qk
It's here!

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:27:48 ID:W4MRz0Qm
It's here━━━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━━ !!

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:27:50 ID:XCUnhTsx
The badger game starts now!

439 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:00 ID:llcrwt+S
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       /  \ ヽ___ノ / . へ、,/
       \  /   /  { く  /
    \   \     !、.ノ `ー''"
      \   \  //
     |  \   \゙′
\   |    \               That is VIP QUALITY.
  \  |                   http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/
   \|


440 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:00 ID:SNuxrcjI
It's here━━━(゚∀゚≡(゚∀゚≡゚∀゚)≡゚∀゚)━━━━!!!!!

441 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:28:04 ID:SEf5onNW
WHAT A TWEEEEEST
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    /、_(o)_,: _(o)_,i  W
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   |::  /( [三] )ヽノ Aa 
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442 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:08 ID:9FiwJ2p2
>>432
Stop blue-balling us, YO! I'm waiting here with my fly open, you know?

By the way, what do you guys think of my shlong?

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:08 ID:yUR8ecla
You guys might have already figured out the punchline, but don't spoil it!! Don't you spoil it!!

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:24 ID:BoSemaSq
"SNORT!"

pant pant

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:25 ID:DiJ09Oer
Oh, we're suddenly back to the woman with absolutely no common sense who didn't even send crab!!

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:26 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
(・∀・) grin (・∀・) grin (・∀・) grin (・∀・) grin

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:32 ID:VqmjqNiM
>>442
It's extremely... small.

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:33 ID:HEDRtv6d
It's here━━川o・-・)━━ノリ川o・)━━(川川)━━(・oノ川━━(・∀・o川━━!!

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:43 ID:SZAVUvO5
It's here━━━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━━ !!

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:52 ID:nvQ0x9kz
>>432
You know what?
Just die already.

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:51 ID:llcrwt+S
>>442
Looks like Osomatsu-kun.

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:28:54 ID:INRseOuH
She wants to sell him a painting or something, huh?



453 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:29:03 ID:HEDRtv6d
I hope she doesn't talk him into buying some weird pot!

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:29:18 ID:yUR8ecla
No, I bet it'll be jewelry.

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:29:24 ID:llcrwt+S
She'll ask him "Do you want to eat cabbage?"
and try to convert him to some strange cabbage religion.

456 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:29:37 ID:AZOJ3AXD
>>453
Something tells me that it'll be Christian Lassen paintings.

457 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:30:13 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
( ゚д゚) Gasp! Don't tell me it's romance scam!

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:30:25 ID:ezUEwR7M
It's rather rare to have so many noteworthy things happen to you in such little time.
>>1 is going through quite an interesting phase of his life.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:30:32 ID:W4MRz0Qm
It's a marriage fraud.

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:30:34 ID:nvQ0x9kz
You should have told us about this during the phone call!

461 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:30:34 ID:SEf5onNW
Post the rest quicklyーーーーーーー
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   \ /' ( >)_7 ∧
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☆―  |     , '"  ,..- 、     
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       `ー `ー ―` '''"~ 

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:30:41 ID:9FiwJ2p2
>>447
>>451
Grr... I may be short and small, but I'm a man who devours guys for breakfast regardless of their sexual orientation, you know?

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:30:43 ID:SZAVUvO5
Unlikely case: A genuine date
Most likely case: A pot/jewelry/painting/religious cult

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:30:51 ID:ES8YdjRR
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            〒 !   +    。     +    。     *     。
      +    。  |  |
   *     +   / /   Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
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      (´∀` / / +    。     +    。   *     。
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        /    ! +    。     +    +     *     
       ./  ,ヘ  |
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――――――――――――  

465 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:31:25 ID:HEDRtv6d
Hurry up, >>1!

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:31:40 ID:yUR8ecla
Wow, just when I was reading OP's report, Koigokoro came on my mp3 player. Gave me goosebumps.

467 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:31:49 ID:M6P5xxXk
"Did you say 'meet up'?"
"I'd like your advice on something."
"When? Where? What time? Advice on what?" (←I don't remember it well, but I'm sure I fired a salvo of creepy, insensitive questions at her while breathing heavily.)

"But only if you're free... At 12. Do you know the restaurant near XX?"
"Yes, I do."
"I work there. Do you think you can come? I don't think it will take long..."

You can count on me, baby.

"Err... (A fake pause to check my schedule) ...If it's at noon, I can come! (The "If it's at noon" part is important.)"
"Really!?"




Boo yeah!!!

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:32:04 ID:VqmjqNiM
>>467
Look, I'm going to die if I don't cum before midnight.
Write faster!

469 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:32:08 ID:YL6y+udA
Is she going to drag him to the police again?

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:32:28 ID:INRseOuH
Listen, OP.

EAT THE CRAB WHILE IT'S FRESH...

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:32:32 ID:AZOJ3AXD
>>467
>"Err... (A fake pause to check my schedule) ...If it's at noon, I can come! (The "If it's at noon" part is important.)"
What an annoying little actw


472 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:32:36 ID:Qo9A5zSl
Now I get it. You guys call her Miss Understanding because it was her misunderstanding that caused all this.

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:32:52 ID:DiJ09Oer
Maybe she wants to talk to you about how persistent Glasses is.

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:33:24 ID:kuS3aNKl
And so OP's collection of crabs grows once again...

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:33:26 ID:HEDRtv6d
>>467
You're gonna get suckered into a religious cult! Be careful.

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:33:30 ID:XCUnhTsx
"Miss Understanding" reminds me of a book I read.

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:33:31 ID:A+cVbuth
"I work there."
So it's gonna be paintings, huh?

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:33:36 ID:nvQ0x9kz
Here's a template for the next thread.


I got totally mistaken for a molester part 4

>1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
>Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
>The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
>And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Second thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099839179/
First thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099651701/
Previous thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099999070/

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:33:36 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
Since she wants advice on something, I guess she's not planning on confessing her love to OP, is she?
What could it be?

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:33:51 ID:wYnBBlJZ
She probably wants to invite him to work at the restaurant she works at.

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:34:08 ID:VqmjqNiM
What if she asks him to join the Souka Gakkai or something?
They often ask people out to a family restaurant.

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:34:14 ID:kuS3aNKl
She'll make him buy more crab.

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:34:21 ID:W4MRz0Qm
No, she wants advice on crab.

484 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:34:24 ID:T1lO3kyq
I bet she wants to summon a UFO and needs more people.

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:34:34 ID:BoSemaSq
Here's my guess: Miss Undie got something delivered from Glasses too. Like teacups. So she got scared and wants advice on it.

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:34:37 ID:0pHpNB/K
Why would you want advice from some stranger you recently mistook for a molester in the first place?
Guess that's a mentally unstable woman for you. Always does what you expect least.

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:34:45 ID:hDagIuqU
She's gonna ask you to transfer to Souka University.

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:34:53 ID:etuqG5wO
Whoaw
The thread exploded while I was taking a bathww

Wonder what it is she wants advice on.

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:34:54 ID:GoKYG1p4
I gotta say though... Miss Undie seems to be quite the self-centered girl.
First, she says she's got an appointment, then she suddenly changes her mind at such a late hour and asks you to meet up with her tomorrow...
Looks like you're after a high-maintenance girl, OP.

490 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:34:57 ID:SEf5onNW
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491 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:35:07 ID:SZAVUvO5
Your luck will be tested tomorrow, OP.
What do you think Miss Undie wants to talk to you about?

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:35:24 ID:llcrwt+S
"We're a team of acrobats and we need one more person for our new act: A human chandelier.
Please join us."

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:35:25 ID:INRseOuH
It's the first of the "I need to pay my sick parents' hospital bills..." combo.


Anyways, what's taking you so long YO!? >>1





494 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:35:27 ID:nvQ0x9kz
Is she going to introduce Molester Man to her friends from her part-time job to see what they think of him?

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:35:28 ID:HEDRtv6d
I fear Miss Undie is a blood type B.

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:36:00 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
>>1
Nappeun Namja!

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:36:04 ID:AZOJ3AXD
>>494
Going there dressed in Uniqlo won't cut it this time then!

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:36:08 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>494
Isn't it a bit early for that?

499 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:36:18 ID:M6P5xxXk
>>455
This isn't Machi!!

"Sure, sure."

100% sure.

"Okay then, if you tell a waiter my name, they will offer you a table in a corner..."
"Eh? I don't follow..."
"Well, I work there after all."
"Eh? But is it okay? I mean, you'll be working, right?"
"No, no!w We can't talk during my shift, of course! My shift ends at around noon."
"Ahh, I see."

Then she told me how to get there in detail.
I already knew which restaurant she meant, so I only listened with half an ear while checking the thread and straining my frontal lobe, trying to come up with a way to keep the phone call going.

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:36:25 ID:wYnBBlJZ
So it's one of those multi-level marketing scams?

What the hell? I even stopped fapping halfway through for this shit.

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:37:34 ID:yUR8ecla
I really wonder what she means with advice.
If she'd said she wanted to show you something, then it'd have been obvious (like a painting or jewelry exhibition). But advice?

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:37:38 ID:AZOJ3AXD
>>500
I don't think she'd invite him to a family restaurant for that. Perhaps, it's not her who needs advice, but one of her co-workers.

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:38:00 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
I think I smell a pyramid scheme!

504 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:38:02 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
With half an ear?w
Listen when someone's talking to youww

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:38:14 ID:VqmjqNiM
>>499
It's probably going to be a Souka Gakkai invitation.
They show you some dumb video with Hikomaro or Hisamoto Masami talking about how to change your life for the better.
Then, in the end, they beg you to chant the Nam-myoho-renge-kyo for 3 minutes and don't take no for an answer.

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:38:41 ID:YL6y+udA
Scenario A:
Miss Undie: I got a package from Mr. Glasses...
Molester: Me too. He sent me crab. Mr. Glasses is such a nice person.
Oh yeah, I won't be able to eat it alone, so would you like to join me?

Scenario B:
Miss Undie: I got a package from Mr. Glasses...
Molester: Me too. He sent me crab. Mr. Glasses is such a nice person.
Miss Undie: You got crab too!? I was thinking I'd gotten myself another stalker. I've misjudged him.

Scenario C:
Miss Undie: I got a package from Mr. Glasses...
Molester: Me too. He sent me crab. Mr. Glasses is such a nice person.
Miss Undie: ......(Goes silent with an awkward look on her face.)

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:38:58 ID:yUR8ecla
An invitation to some cult? Seriously now? At her own workplace?

508 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:39:13 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
Just goes to show that reality is always harsher than you think.

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:39:24 ID:ES8YdjRR
We need to come with all kinds of scenarios so Molester is prepared no matter what she wants advice on.


Miss Understanding's problem┳



510 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:39:38 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>1
Take the crab with you and have her cook it there. Then you can have it for lunch together.

511 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:39:40 ID:SEf5onNW
Hope she doesn't make him buy a Global Stone.

512 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:39:56 ID:0pHpNB/K
I see. It could really be a scam... Guess it'd explain why something always seems kinda off about her.

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:39:59 ID:CHZQzwKe
>>204
I didn't know there was an AA like that...
Do you have one of the Cows and Typhoons?

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:40:04 ID:T1lO3kyq
Why does she want advice from a guy she's only met a few days ago?

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:40:06 ID:VqmjqNiM
>>511
That's from a "Haneru no Tobira" skit, isn't it?

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:40:11 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
No, I bet it's a whole set of Tourmaline jewelry.

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:41:20 ID:0pHpNB/K
What if everything from mistaking OP for a molester up to Glasses' happening to walk by was a huge setup?

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:41:23 ID:nvQ0x9kz
What bothers me is that she suddenly wrote you this late to suggest meeting up tomorrow.

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:41:29 ID:BoSemaSq
A pyramid scheme, huh? Could be.

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:41:43 ID:VfcHgfoS
Finally caught up with you guys. So much interesting shit happening today.

521 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:42:02 ID:M6P5xxXk
"...and you should be there. Will you be fine?"
"Yeah, I think so."

...we fell into a silence for a moment.

"Oh, by the way! How do you like to eat crab!?"
↑ I really shouldn't have said this. Damn. It's all you guys' fault!!

"Huh?"
"Well, you know... crab."
".......................uhh, cooked, I think..."

Oh crap, she doesn't know how to react! Gotta do something about it...

"Crab Sashimi is good too, don't you think?"
"Really? I wouldn't know, I've never had any."
"You have to try it once! It's good!"
"Huh...? Okay."

...................what in the world am I doing? OTL

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:42:16 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
She asked you how you like university the first or second time you met, didn't she?
Now that I think about it, we should've realized then that it's a scam.

Oh boy, suddenly I'm not so excited about her route anymore.

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:42:46 ID:DiJ09Oer
>>521
I think I'm starting to like you.

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:42:55 ID:VqmjqNiM
>>521
○出×男

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:42:54 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>1
You're a good guy.

526 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:42:58 ID:G2cT8s/H
What a crabby thread.

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:43:00 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>521
You jizzed in your pants so hard you almost made me jizz in my pants too.

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:43:11 ID:NuCEjQ7I
Nooo, the crab topic! The valuable crab topic!

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:43:21 ID:hDagIuqU
>>521
What in the world are you doing!?

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:43:31 ID:AZOJ3AXD
>>522
VIPPERs seem to take every bait that is thrown at them... but they're actually quite picky about the taste.
That is VIP QUALITY.



531 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:44:07 ID:llcrwt+S
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532 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:44:13 ID:9FiwJ2p2
>>524
Good-for-nothing Man is hereーーー

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:44:18 ID:SZAVUvO5
>>1
You're the best. Keep 'em coming.

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:44:55 ID:etuqG5wO
>>1
Dumbass━━(゚∀゚)━━!!

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:45:19 ID:hdKWtRUu
Whoa, I was Ctrl-F-ing the thread for my ID and I just realized something for the first time in my life... The ID's on 2ch aren't unique.

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:45:18 ID:INRseOuH
>>521
So that's why you asked for something to talk about besides crabs in the threadw

By the way, take a pic of Miss Undie tomorrow and post it here, >>1

537 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:45:22 ID:SEf5onNW
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538 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:45:32 ID:M6P5xxXk
"......."
"......."

This is bad. Really bad! The worst atmosphere ever! It feels even worse because we're on the phone.
The last time it was this bad was when I had a fight with a friend over a game he'd borrowed from me...

"..............see you tomorrow then."
"Yeah."
"Well, then...

I suddenly felt like it'd be bad to let it end like that and said

"Wait!"
I hear how she brings the receiver she was about to put down back to her ear.
"Yes?"
"Err... good night!"
"...........................huh."
"Well, good night."
"Yes... Haha...(strained laugh) Good night."



I guess this is exactly why I don't have any friends...
Anyways, what am I gonna do tomorrow?

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:45:35 ID:BoSemaSq
>>521
I lol'd.

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:45:45 ID:nvQ0x9kz
>>531
Ohh! Awesomew

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:45:46 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
I'm 100% sure that Miss Understanding isn't romantically interested in you.
You're just a sitting duck to her.

>>1
If she tries to sell something to you, don't buy it. No matter what it is.
One of my friends said a part-time co-worker tried to make him join the Souka Gakkai. It happens all the time and you could be their next target. Watch out.

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:45:55 ID:yUR8ecla
Why would you waste the precious crab topic like that...

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:45:55 ID:VqmjqNiM
>>538
Just go to bed.

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:46:19 ID:GoKYG1p4
The wonderful crab topic we'd pinned all our hopes on...
You're so bad at bringing up new topics, Molester.

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:46:31 ID:etuqG5wO
But since she was like "Huh?" at the crab question, it's safe to assume that she doesn't want advice on something crab-related.

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:46:53 ID:llcrwt+S
>>538
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547 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:47:09 ID:hdKWtRUu
Wow, all this spaghetti everywhere.
Guess I must be in VIP.

548 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:47:18 ID:SEf5onNW
>>540
Sorry.
You didn't want a normal cow, did you?

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:47:25 ID:HEDRtv6d
>>538 I don't get it. How can you fuck up so bad?

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:47:43 ID:nvQ0x9kz
>>531
I know this isn't an AA thread, but can I have a Gesho one?

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:47:49 ID:yUR8ecla
>>545
"I got crab delivered to me... and I don't know how to prepare it..."

Did you really think she wanted advice on something like that?w

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:48:41 ID:0pHpNB/K
And you were so good when you were talking to Glasses!
Though it may have just been that Glasses is easy to talk to.

Miss Undie, on the other hand, doesn't seem to have any sympathy left for Molester.
She just says what she wants to say and doesn't seem to give a damn about what he thinks.

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:48:53 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>1
I wouldn't dress up tomorrow because she might take it the wrong way.
Go in the Uniqlo and Shimamura clothes you always wear.

554 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:49:03 ID:M6P5xxXk
It was like this:

I say something strange → Miss Understanding is like WTF → The end.

This pattern kept repeating throughout the phone call.
By the way, what's going to happen tomorrow? Didn't she say she's booked when I asked her out for tomorrow?
More importantly, I need to quickly find someone to switch shifts withw

555 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:49:15 ID:hdKWtRUu
I'm happy now because I didn't think there'd be so many Carvinsos fans in this thread!

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:49:46 ID:0pHpNB/K
From the way things are headed, it's either a pyramid scheme scam or an invitation to some kind of cult. Anything else would be just plain ridiculous.

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:50:21 ID:llcrwt+S
>>550

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558 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:50:31 ID:nvQ0x9kz
It seems kinda hard to have a fun conversation with Miss Undie.

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:50:35 ID:kuS3aNKl
>>1
Don't forget to go wearing sneakers tomorrow.
If things get dangerous, make a run for it...

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:50:48 ID:INRseOuH
I still wonder though...
Whatever she wants advice on, it's important enough to warrant meeting with you for it. What could it be?



561 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:50:58 ID:SEf5onNW
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562 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:51:21 ID:llcrwt+S
>>554
Even if she claims she can predict the future
don't buy anything off her!

563 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:51:30 ID:SEf5onNW
>>557
Holy shit!!

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:51:32 ID:SZAVUvO5
>>546
I like this one.

>>554
You don't have the slightest clue what she wants to talk to you about tomorrow?

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:51:33 ID:XCUnhTsx
>Whatever she wants advice on, it's important enough to warrant meeting with you for it.
Take your signature seal with you.

566 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:51:51 ID:hdKWtRUu
Be it a scam or just some strange pot she wants to sell off, it must be some kind of fate that you met her.
See it through to the end, >>1!

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:52:21 ID:nvQ0x9kz
>>557
Ohhhhhhhhh!!
You're a gentleman and a scholar.
Thanks.

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:52:37 ID:0pHpNB/K
Even if it turns out to be an invitation to a cult, just go along with it!

569 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:52:39 ID:M6P5xxXk
No, I doubt it's a pyramid scheme scam... If it is, everything including the misunderstanding must have been a set-up.

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:52:46 ID:wYnBBlJZ
Her co-worker turns out to be a 2channer and exposes OP as a VIPPER.
"That guy's been posting about you on VIP."



571 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:52:53 ID:hdKWtRUu
No... wait a second.

What if Glasses made a move on her again?

Maybe it's what she wants to talk to you about.

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:52:54 ID:yUR8ecla
>>555
So these AA's are from Space Family Carlvinson? The name rings a bell, but I can't place it.

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:53:28 ID:llcrwt+S
>>570
(((( ;゚Д゚))) shake shake

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:53:41 ID:9FiwJ2p2
If this was a scam, Miss Undie would be a lot nicer to >>1.

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:53:52 ID:INRseOuH
I wanna know where you wanna go with this, OP.

How are we supposed to give you any advice if we don't know anything about your wishes and goals?

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:54:07 ID:Lj3Tdjqc
>>569
Even if she didn't set you up from the beginning, she might have spontaneously set her sights on you when she saw that you're easy game for her.

Isn't it wiser to expect the worst?

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:54:14 ID:CHZQzwKe
>>531
(・∀・)


>>537
  _, ._
( ゚ Д゚)

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:54:16 ID:hdKWtRUu
>>572
Yeah, they are...
I like you for realizing it's Carlvinson despite my typo.

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:54:20 ID:yUR8ecla
>>569
It doesn't have to be a set-up.
What if she was like
"I got to know someone in a rather strange way, but he seems like a perfect target, so why not?"

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:54:35 ID:mIHUSdhP
Is this the sequel of Train Man?

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:54:55 ID:SNuxrcjI
I wonder what kind of things Miss Understanding likes to talk about.

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:54:58 ID:wYnBBlJZ
>>569
And what if she came up with it today?

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:55:29 ID:0pHpNB/K
>>569
She's trying to take advantage of your half-baked goodwill.
You have lunch with the woman who mistook you for a molester, tell her you're not mad at her without a care in the world, then stay in contact with her and ask her when you can meet her again.
It's like you're asking for it, man.

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:55:34 ID:AZOJ3AXD
>>570
Then I'd want Miss Undie to join us as a new contender for the prettiest tripfag on 2ch.

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:55:40 ID:xTrJOyUq
I bet Glasses will be already waiting for you in the family restaurant. Carrying a crab on his shoulder.

586 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:56:18 ID:M6P5xxXk
>>585
Is he one of those crab people in Dynamite Cop or what!?

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:56:28 ID:Xk0TQCR5
>585
Fuck, I had to imagine it.

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:56:30 ID:yUR8ecla
>>578
Leave it to me.
I always had an A in Japanese.

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:56:30 ID:9FiwJ2p2
Seeing how she's quite mentally unstable, it wouldn't be strange if she really was in some religious cult.

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:56:35 ID:hdKWtRUu
Well, Miss Undie does seem a bit aloof.
Also, I have this feeling something is happening behind your back, OP....

You might be in for a bad surprise tomorrow.

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:56:59 ID:nvQ0x9kz
>>577
Made me crack up.

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:56:58 ID:NuCEjQ7I
Why don't you let Glasses teach you how to prepare a crab?w

593 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/09 23:57:24 ID:M6P5xxXk
Guys... don't say scary things like that.
I was looking forward to tomorrow until a little while ago, you know? But now I'm getting cold feet.

594 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/09 23:57:36 ID:SEf5onNW
>>577
Come on, don't be like thatw
It was just a little misunderstanding on my part.

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:58:04 ID:hdKWtRUu
So OP's going to lose his consciousness after seeing Glasses missing his head again, huh?
Make sure to plug your hole up before you go.

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:58:21 ID:SZAVUvO5
Here's what you have to do.
If she wants advice on Glasses being too persistent, try to be a good listener.
70% listening and 30% talking, okay?

But if it's just some strange pot or an invitation to a cult, scream "VIP QUALITY RULES THE WORLD!!" and get the fuck out of there.

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:59:15 ID:X9ZAzO0Y
>>535
I knew it. Thought it was strange...
We got married in this thread, but you suddenly started saying you're late to the party today.

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:59:19 ID:INRseOuH
>>593
First of all, what do you wanna do with the woman?
Spill the beans already.

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:59:35 ID:9FiwJ2p2
Glasses fell in love at first sight with >>1 → Sent him crab to catch his attention →→ But he was so nervous on the phone he couldn't do more than small talk
→ Wanted to meet him so bad that he asked Miss Undie to call him over →
>>1 goes to the family restaurant → Miss Undie says "We can't talk here. Let's go outside." →
→ They go into a back alley → Miss Undie starts acting nervously → >>1 gets excited, but Glasses is standing there butt naked →
→ Goodbye, >>1's virginity. Goodbye, good and honest life.

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:59:54 ID:SEf5onNW
>>591
il||li _| ̄|● il||li
Don't laughw
I got all volumes of Carlvinson at home!


601 : VIPPER : 04/11/09 23:59:59 ID:llcrwt+S
The date is about to change.

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:00:36 ID:JpfLBmva
>But if it's just some strange pot or an invitation to a cult, scream "VIP QUALITY RULES THE WORLD!!" and get the fuck out of there.

Do it with a huge smile on your facew


603 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:00:37 ID:LXvZBD3T
>>593
Can't stop your imagination from running wildwwww

604 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 00:01:08 ID:VuG3lKpU
>>598
Yeah, I wanna spill my beans on her if you know what I mean!!

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:01:25 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>597
Ohh, you actually believe me...
It's happened twice so far and both times everyone thought I was samefagging... Though I guess it's a natural reaction.

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:02:06 ID:lvwlvUqC
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    (( (   _...彳                       
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        > ) > )))                       
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607 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:02:12 ID:r2TxPVhj
>>604
Hey, watch what you're saying!

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:02:27 ID:qC2e+0rp
It's hard to get out once you're in a situation like that.
When I was asked to join a cult, I told them I need to go to the toilet and bolted out.
Wish they'd return the taxi fees though.

They dragged me to a different prefecture for that shit.

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:02:44 ID:B/XPKVjP
Well, spilling your beans on her might be all you want for now, >>1, but you don't stop to think of the consequences...
Don't come complaining if she cuts her wrists on you.

610 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/10 00:03:09 ID:YlHAxPSJ
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
 (0゚・∀・) ba-dump ba-dump
 (0゚∪ ∪ + looking forward to tomorrow
 と__)__) +

611 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:03:25 ID:r2TxPVhj
But I want you to scream "That is VIP QUALITY!!" at her, OP.
Seriously. Do it.

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:03:28 ID:fThV9T8d
>>604
You deserve a smack for that. Anyways, I'm out.
I'll be looking forward to tomorrow.

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:03:32 ID:B/XPKVjP
Speaking of bad surprises, there's also the possibility that it's the Souka Gakkai.

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:04:00 ID:LXvZBD3T
>>605
Your ID looked like ViP






for a moment there. or----z

615 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 00:04:25 ID:VuG3lKpU
Seriously now, what am I supposed to do tomorrow?

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:04:57 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>605
I believe you because the same thing happened to me a few times.
Btw, the reason my ID changed earlier today is because I came home from work and I'm on my home computer now.

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:05:00 ID:LXvZBD3T
>>613
Souka.

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:05:09 ID:I5o9W447
>>615
Do as you promised and meet up with her.


619 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:05:11 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>615
It's obvious what you're supposed to dow

Go meet her!

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:05:22 ID:pOOpYAdV
>>615
Listen to what she has to say first.

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:05:47 ID:1OgC7mDx
>>604
Here goes a serious reply before I go to bed.
When you meet her tomorrow, tell her the following before you part ways:
"By the way, I'm sorry for suddenly asking you about crabs yesterday. The truth is, Mr. Glasses sent me some as a token of apology.
So, would you like to have crab together with me?"
(Another option is to ask her if she wants to take a crab home with her since it's too much for you alone)
Whichever it is, you'll have an excuse to meet Miss Undie again.

622 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:05:51 ID:tOndwpyI
>>1
Depending on what it is she wants advice on, react accordingly and give her appropriate advice.

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:06:04 ID:N8MS/TOC
>>615
Take the signature seal you use for bank transactions with you.

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:06:45 ID:r2TxPVhj
>>615
First of all, equip yourself with an empty crab shell and a recording device.
Record yourself screaming "That is VIP QUALITY!" and post it here for laughs and giggles.

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:07:01 ID:jyAkk0Qj
It could be anything, seriously. Even a pyramid scheme scam.
All you can do is be extra careful and hear her out.

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:07:33 ID:LXvZBD3T
>>615
Put the crab you got left in the freezer for starters.

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:07:59 ID:+anRIUpb
>>1
Read this.
ttp://www6.plala.or.jp/pato/numeri/text21.htm

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:08:06 ID:ZjhaWTUi
>>1
Well, you'll meet Miss Undie when her shift is over tomorrow, so why don't you have a crab hot pot with her?

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:08:50 ID:B/XPKVjP
A reserved seat in a family restaurant, huh? Be extra careful if it's a seat in a corner.
Seats with obstacles around them that block your sight are dangerous too.

Oh yeah, report everything live with your cell phone.

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:09:33 ID:JpfLBmva
>>624
This would be the greatest ending for a VIP threadwww

>>1
Hang in there, OP. I expect great things from you tomorrow.

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:10:13 ID:68Y84B7I
I tried to be optimistic for you, Molester, but as of now, I just can't see how Miss Undie is supposed to have any special feelings for you.
Which isn't surprising at all if you think about it calmly.
Yet she keeps doing stuff like saying yes when you ask her out for lunch and wanting your advice on something. It's just fishy, you know?

In any case, it won't hurt to be on guard tomorrow.

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:10:24 ID:tOndwpyI
>>1
Am I right in the assumption that you'll cut ties with her if it really turns out to be an invitation to the Souka Gakkai?

633 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 00:11:21 ID:VuG3lKpU
A-Alright, I-I guess I won't take much money with me tomorrow then... I'll try to be careful...

Well, in any case, it looks like I'll be able to have crab paste everyday for the next few days. What a feast.

634 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/10 00:11:35 ID:YlHAxPSJ
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  ||    ||  |\____((´・ω・`)) \__\.|:☆::.||
_||__||  | |\__ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\  \ :o. . ||
二0二二|| ̄\|∫\  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\.. \||
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I'm going to bed. See ya tomorrow.

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:11:37 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>632
No, he'll bring her back to her senses and get her out of there. For he's a hero of justice.

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:11:38 ID:B/XPKVjP
Well, you naver know what a mentally unstable woman like her might do... It's entirely possible that she might end up doing something completely unexpected.

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:11:52 ID:0PhL037E
Hey, Mashounen! Show yourself!

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:12:04 ID:I5o9W447
Take a digital camera with you and bring back a pic of Miss Undie!

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:12:32 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>636
What the hell is "naver"!? I need to calm downw


640 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:13:19 ID:B/XPKVjP
Oh yeah, take a cute purikura with her and upload it.

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:13:28 ID:jyAkk0Qj
So it'll go down around noon tomorrow?
I don't think I'll be here to join the party... orz
Please post your report in the evening.

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:13:37 ID:N8MS/TOC
>>635
Getting her out is pretty much impossible.
I know because my girlfriend is in Souka... She'd be perfect if it wasn't for that.


643 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:13:55 ID:tOndwpyI
>>635
Being a follower of Souka is often a family thing, so OP might end up being the one who gets persuaded to joinww

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:14:04 ID:r4pFtFNT
Take a condom with you, just in case.


You might need it to tie a crab up with.

645 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:14:28 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>640
Why are you bumping the thread after you just saged in >>639?w

Are you two different people with the same ID again?

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:14:34 ID:LXvZBD3T
   ∧∧
  ( ・ω・)
  _| ⊃/(___
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

  <⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
Haven't had any crab lately...

647 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:15:15 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>642
So you're saying, if it's just about dating Miss Understanding, it doesn't make a difference if she's in the Souka or not?

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:15:45 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>645
Sorry, it's just me being retardedw
My browser has sage checked by default and I forgot to uncheck it.

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:16:33 ID:rUzEoaGN
Ask her "Do you like crab?" abruptly!

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:16:47 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>643
A senior at my school said his parents are Souka Gakkai followers.
They nag him about chanting some phrase every morning.
But well, he doesn't give a damn and just ignores them.

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:17:54 ID:Uo33A+FI
Chant what phrase?

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:17:55 ID:r2TxPVhj
>>627
Just read all of it. It was fun.
This strategy doesn't work against bigger and more organized religious groups though.

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:19:08 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>648
You see, I got married to some guy who happened to have the same ID as you yesterday.
I wonder, will he have the same ID again when he comes back?

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:19:26 ID:r2TxPVhj
>>651
Some sort of prayer, I guess?

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:19:45 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>651
I'm not an expert, but isn't it something like a sutra?

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:21:07 ID:Uo33A+FI
>>654, >>655
That makes sense. Thanks.

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:21:38 ID:r2TxPVhj
>>629
>>499
>"if you tell a waiter my name, they will offer you a table in a corner..."

Here we go, guys.

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:22:34 ID:tOndwpyI
>>650
Senior is a cool guy!! (・∀・)

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:23:29 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>653
The last times I had the same ID as someone else, I talked to them about it and it turned out we had the same Internet provider.
So, all posts above >>126 with this ID weren't from me, but we probably have the same provider which makes same IPs possible, or so I heard.

>>Whoever has the same ID as me
I'm sure this won't be the last time it happens, so let's try to get along.

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:24:20 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>657
Holy shit, you're right. Why did I not see this sooner?w

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:24:43 ID:tOndwpyI
>>656
Google says it's the Lotus sutra the Soka people chant.
Whoever said it's a sutra was right.

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:25:26 ID:tOndwpyI
>>656
Google says it's the Lotus sutra the Soka people chant.
Whoever said it's a sutra was right.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:25:50 ID:B/XPKVjP
A table in a corner in a family restaurant, huh?
This is smelling more and more like a pyramid scheme...

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:26:28 ID:tOndwpyI
Uhh, I double posted for some reason.
Sorry. OTL

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:27:08 ID:tOndwpyI
Since it's going to be a table in a corner, is it safe to assume that it's about something that she doesn't want others to hear?

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:28:35 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>657
Well, if you think about it very positively, you could interpret it like this:
She works there, so if you tell her name to one of the waiters, they'll take you to a quiet table in a corner where you can talk in peace.

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:29:21 ID:ZjhaWTUi
Title of the next thread:
"Molester Man -Crying out VIP QUALITY in the corner of a family restaurant-"

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:29:23 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>659
Maybe it's the same person this time too.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:30:11 ID:68Y84B7I
What's suspicious is that she wants your advice on something in person. Why couldn't it have been via e-mail or phone?

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:30:17 ID:RPfZAQsd
I'd feel bad for 1 if it turned out be an invitation to a religious sect.
But hey, then you can switch to the Crabses route.

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:30:36 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>1 always leaves so quietlyw

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:30:40 ID:mKxv/GE0
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       /  \ ヽ___ノ / . へ、,/
       \  /   /  { く  /
    \   \     !、.ノ `ー''"
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673 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:31:21 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>668
Maybe... But I had the feeling it was 2 different people.
In other words, there might be 3 other people with this IDw

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:31:48 ID:l23akCUA
If she wanted advice on something, wouldn't she ask a good friend of the same sex?
Which only leaves the following possibilities:

- It's about Glasses
- She drags you to the police again
- She suddenly sues you
- She apologizes properly for the last time and cuts ties with you
- She asks you to delete her number and e-mail addy because you're creeping her out (in a very small voice)

Also possible, an invitation to a religious sect and a scamming attempt.
Anything else is unthinkable.

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:32:53 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>674
You have to keep in mind that she's mentally unstable though.... Her actions don't have to make sense....

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:32:57 ID:KRbFzKtN
Most of our relatives, or should I say our whole head family, are in the Souka Gakkai and their funerals are fucking crazy.
They have small children chanting the lotus sutra as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
My family quit though, so now it's almost like we severed ties with our relatives.

677 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:33:02 ID:N8MS/TOC
>>674
You forgot one important possibility.
 
 
 
 
 
She suddenly... gives him a kiss.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:32:59 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>674
- It's about Glasses
400 Crabses that it's this one.

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:33:53 ID:fwHbGR79
GUYS GUYS I'LL BE HERE ALL DAY TOMORROW TOO JUST LIKE I WAS HERE ALL DAY TODAY

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:34:07 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>677
Since she's mentally unstable, I can see that happening...

What's OP gonna do if she's waiting for him wearing cat ears!?

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:34:09 ID:empSvsJh
>>666
Well yeah, but if you think about it very negatively, the whole family restaurant might be involved in it.
As soon as OP tells her name to a waiter, he'll be caught in their trap. (((( ;゚Д゚))) shake shake

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:34:31 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>679
You lucky bastardw
Get a fucking job!

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:34:49 ID:7STLvgni
There's always the possibility that they won't be alone tomorrow.

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:35:13 ID:B/XPKVjP
................................Umm, please come to the changing room. (in a very loud voice)

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:35:41 ID:KSM5DgGb
>>679
・゚・(つД`)・゚・

686 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 00:36:41 ID:VuG3lKpU
This crab miso soup is so good...

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:37:27 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>679
But then again, I'm not any better. I got a job and I'm still hanging out on VIP this late....... orz

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:37:41 ID:B/XPKVjP
Damn, nothing to eat within reach....

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:37:44 ID:Q7shyUfY
>>686
Post a pic of it.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:38:14 ID:r2TxPVhj
I wanna have crab too.

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:38:35 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>686
You ungrateful son of a bitch.
We're discussing every possible scenario because we're worried about you and you? You're eating crabw

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:39:38 ID:B/XPKVjP
Oh, found some half-eaten persimmon left by my daughter.
With some imagination, it kinda looks like crab. I guess it'll have to do for now... orz

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:39:58 ID:r2TxPVhj
What happened to our original plan to give the crab to her tomorrow morning?

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:41:56 ID:rzogEEdy
She specifically asked OP to come to her part-time workplace to ask him for advice.
So we can exclude the following two:

"Love confession to Molester Man"
"Invitation to a religious sect or a pyramid scheme"


695 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 00:42:16 ID:VuG3lKpU
This sake is so good....

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:43:38 ID:K9WeJKTf
I missed today's party. orz

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:43:42 ID:B/XPKVjP
If I were to give a serious reply, I'd say it means that you're the only person Miss Undie can ask for advice.
We've seen how mentally unstable she is. Maybe she doesn't have any close friends?

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:43:54 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>695
Don't drink too much. You don't wanna be late tomorrow.

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:44:25 ID:tOndwpyI
>>694
That means, it must be about Glasses after all, huh?

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:44:30 ID:jyAkk0Qj
>>696
There's still tomorrow.
And it looks like the real party will happen tomorrow.

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:45:23 ID:8jD3ORyY
To be honest, I already gave up trying to predict what will happen next.
Seriously didn't expect this thread to be so unpredictable.

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:45:24 ID:I5o9W447
Where does she work again? At a family restaurant?

703 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:45:43 ID:cEB3pjD2
Did you find someone to switch shifts with tomorrow?

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:46:19 ID:jyAkk0Qj
I got a job, so I'm going to bed noww

Good night, everyone.

>>1
Hang in there tomorrow!!


705 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:46:57 ID:K9WeJKTf
>>700
I guess you're right.
I'll make sure to be here tomorrow.

>>1 Don't you let our advice go to wastew

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:47:12 ID:r2TxPVhj
>>694
She's not the brightest bulb in the box, is she? What if she just doesn't give it any thought?
Or all her colleagues know she's in a religious cult and they accept it to a certain degree.

707 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:48:15 ID:wt5XExSe
Where in Kyuushuu are you, OP?

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:48:38 ID:l23akCUA
ITT: Everyone's racking their brains while 1 doesn't seem to give a fuck.

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:49:10 ID:B/XPKVjP
Here's what I think after reading all of >>1's reports so far.

Glasses kept calling (and e-mailing) Miss Understanding frequently,
while Molester Man only replied when she wrote him something.

She must have chosen >>1 because he's a better listener.
Plus, he seems more broad-minded than Glasses. Even if she were to do mean things to him once or twice, be it on purpose or not, he could probably just laugh it off.
Also, she's picked him up once and even told him where she works, so I don't think she suspects him of being a stalker anymore.

710 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:50:59 ID:B/XPKVjP
Well, I bet it's just some boring problem she wants advice on, but whatever it is, it wouldn't be very manly if you couldn't give her good advice.

I really wonder what it could be.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:51:08 ID:zLZyfWvB
.......................................Namu Myouhou Renge Kyou. (in a very small voice)

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:52:53 ID:rzogEEdy
My prediction as someone who's once crossed paths with a self-entitled stalker victim woman who was also mentally unstable:

"I'm sorry... Please don't contact me anymore. (in quite a loud voice)"
We can't exclude this possibility.

If this happens, I hope OP gives her a piece of his mind before he comes back.

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:53:10 ID:r2TxPVhj
>>1 All you have to do tomorrow is to calm down and listen to her problem carefully.
Because I know that you have the social skills for a fun conversation when you're not freaking out.

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:55:16 ID:B/XPKVjP
I know! Once you know what she wants advice on tomorrow, post it here from your cell phone!
I'm pretty sure I'll be here all day during work tomorrow!

If it's something I know, I'll gladly help!

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:55:52 ID:3OtVMMHU
She wants him to come to her workplace because her co-workers will be there to protect her if something should happen.

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:57:50 ID:tOndwpyI
I'll be here too tomorrow.
So if you need a woman's perspective on it, I'll be your backup.

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 00:59:37 ID:jyAkk0Qj
Oh, right, I forgot to mention one thing.

Don't change the title for the next thread so people like me can find it easily.

I'm out.

>>1
You couldn't care less about what we think, could you?w

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:00:30 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>717
Hang in there, you working member of society!
Good night.

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:06:38 ID:8jD3ORyY
But damn, this thread is fast. 700 posts in, what, 5 hours?
Didn't expect it to turn out as it did either.

720 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 01:09:21 ID:VuG3lKpU
I won't have the time to ask about your opinions in the thread tomorrow!! It's not like I'll be writing e-mails, you know!?
Besides, the new day's only just started, I still have a lot of time.

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:09:39 ID:M5IhWL88
Molester is like a stalker.

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:10:49 ID:N8MS/TOC
>>719
We had two big events today, crab from Glasses and pyramid scheme suspicions.

I wish Molester would post before the thread dies for a change thoughw


723 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:12:15 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>720
You should have enough time to write something like "dinnerwhere help", at least!

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:12:43 ID:tOndwpyI
>>1
I'm the one who posted >>716, but it's probably not a good idea to fiddle around with your cell phone when you're talking to Miss Undie.

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:13:15 ID:N8MS/TOC
>>720
Oh, so you were around?w

Seriously now, be careful tomorrow.
If she wants advice on something normal, try to be a good listener and don't say anything that would dishearten her.
Women seeking advice often already know the solution to their problem themselves, so all you gotta do is drag it out of them.
Not by persuading them with reasoning though, it's more effective to ask them what is most important for them and make them realize themselves.

726 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 01:13:27 ID:VuG3lKpU
>>722
HAHAHA I'm still here. And I'll be here all night!!

At least, until I've seen this week's Gankutsuou.

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:15:00 ID:K9WeJKTf
Shit, man, what are you doing?
We told you in the previous thread to ask her about crab in person.
Why would you suddenly do it on the phone when you weren't even having small talk?
Now it'll be even more difficult to bring up the crabs again.

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:15:09 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>725
There's no need to worry about that imo.
Seems like she did the talking the whole time last time and he was the listener.

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:16:42 ID:B/XPKVjP
Well then, it'd be weird to ask
"So what did you want to ask me about?"
immediately after meeting her,
so let's try to come up with small talk topics.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:17:53 ID:N8MS/TOC
>>728
Listening to someone isn't the same as being unable to say anything thoughw

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:24:09 ID:B/XPKVjP
>>730
Yeah, but... she's mentally unstable.... she might not have noticed the difference...

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:41:10 ID:WOoF5+AV
As soon as I catch up to you guys, it's already over. It was the same yesterday. (´д`)

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:48:20 ID:dFu+agV9
Wow, all this happened while I was taking a nap...

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:55:38 ID:dFu+agV9
What if it's about crab?
Maybe Glasses wanted to apologize to Miss Understanding too and send her crab just like he did in OP's case.
So he asks her about her address → Miss Understanding gets suspicious → Thinks he's a stalker → Wants to talk to Molester Man about it

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 01:58:11 ID:K9WeJKTf
>>734
You're smart.
That could be it.

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 02:12:55 ID:w9rSxD8V
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            〒 !   +    。     +    。     *     。
      +    。  |  |
   *     +   / /   Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
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      (´∀` / / +    。     +    。   *     。
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      / ュヘ    | *     +    。     +   。 + 
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737 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 02:15:16 ID:VuG3lKpU
>>736
What's wrong?

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 02:15:59 ID:r2TxPVhj
>>737
No, what's wrong with you? Why are you still around at this hour?w

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 02:18:22 ID:w9rSxD8V
>>737
Nothing in particular... But why is my heart beating so fast!?

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 02:20:17 ID:r2TxPVhj
>>739
Yeah, what's there to be so excited about this late?w
It's after midnight, so try not to make so much noise the next time you stand up.

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 02:23:47 ID:w9rSxD8V
>>740
Okay, I'm going to bed. Night.

Good night to you too, Molester.

742 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 02:26:29 ID:VuG3lKpU
The Count is so cool!

743 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 02:46:20 ID:VuG3lKpU
Oh well, I better go to bed now so I don't sleep in.

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 02:50:57 ID:2Ih8ljZC
>>743
Good night.

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 02:52:41 ID:fwHbGR79
>>743
Night.

I'm going to sleep in a bit too.

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 03:05:08 ID:B/XPKVjP
Alright... I've just finished fapping to a porn mag after my wife went to bed.... Guess I'm going to bed too then.

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 03:09:28 ID:8jD3ORyY
>>746
Why don't you fap to your wife?

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 03:44:04 ID:dUcAvasN
Maybe I should go to bed too. I'll be looking forward to today's report! Good night.

749 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/10 04:38:36 ID:4Ehc6ILc
 __∧_∧_
 |(  ^^ )| < I'm going to bed!(^^)
 |\⌒⌒⌒\
 \ |⌒⌒⌒~|         Yamazaki Wataru
   ~ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

750 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/10 07:24:57 ID:p9QTxYtM

ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip096.jpg




Morning, guys.




















ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip101.jpg

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 08:18:06 ID:OGiCaMVE
Reporting to duty in the morning!

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 08:29:26 ID:/3d5gaLb
Whoa, after reading the first half of the first thread, I thought OP had reached a dead end, but it seems like things have taken quite an interesting turn.

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 08:56:32 ID:1OgC7mDx
Good morning, guys.
This thread is going so fast, it's going to be long dead when I come home later today...
If it reaches 1000 posts, someone please save a copy of it. Thanks.

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 09:18:22 ID:k7ZfsoTh
>>753
With the family restaurant event today, it'll definitely reach >>1000 today...
But don't worry, I'm sure you'll have more than enough copies of the thread waiting for you tonight.

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 10:24:32 ID:H0m91PdG
Molester.
Tell us how you feel about today's event before you go.

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 10:27:20 ID:C36xU/+Z
The more I think about Glasses, the more I feel bad about him.
When he understood that it was just another one of Miss Understanding's misunderstandings, he must have felt like apologizing to Molester really bad...
The reason he sent crab was so that OP can't send it back.
What an earnest and nice guy.

757 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 10:43:37 ID:VuG3lKpU
How I feel about today's event, huh... I tried to guess what she wants advice on, but I fear it was a waste of time.
I'm almost 100% certain that it's going to be something completely unexpected.

But never mind that. The most important thing today is to establish something that connects me to her, either before she starts talking about her problem OR after we're done.
Something that allows me to remain in casual e-mail contact with her.

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 10:50:09 ID:z5888bQX
Try to stay cool. Stay relaxed. And fap before you go.

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 10:55:00 ID:LXvZBD3T
>>757
What kind of gear and equipment will you be wearing today?
Describe it using an AA.

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:02:14 ID:LG2nVcTo
>>757
If it's some sort of invitation though, you should be able to cut ties with her without hesitation.
But if she really wants your advice, it means she trusts you enough to take advice from you.
In that case, anything's possible, from writing e-mails to going on dates with her. We'll know which it is today... Hang in there.

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:04:37 ID:3QkWlayO
It could be "Please tell Mr. Glasses not to contact me anymore.".

762 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 11:09:49 ID:VuG3lKpU

       

          ┏      ┓ brown hair
    cardigan  ∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
     ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\( ´∀`)
  Air Force 1    (    )   Levi's jeans
   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\| | | / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           (__)_)
         ┗      ┛
         beep beep beep...


Upper body: A white T-shirt that has "happiness" written on it for some reason + a cardigan over it
Lower body: Levi's jeans + Air force 1 shoes

I could be wrong, but I think it's a very normal outfit.
By the way, I heard you can become the target of scorn for some people just by wearing Uniqlo stuff (plus Uniqlo is famous),
so I'm not wearing anything Uniqlo this time, except for my wallet.

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:20:59 ID:9djblWdd
Cardigans are nice.
I've been wearing them often lately.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:25:02 ID:ZjhaWTUi
Good morning.
I took today off from work just so I can take part in the party.

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:27:35 ID:k7ZfsoTh
>>764
Your 2channer spirit gave me a boner.

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:29:31 ID:LXvZBD3T
>>762
Do you have your CV with you?
And don't forget your signature seal.

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:36:12 ID:/CkXu4gv
Got addicted to this thread somewhere around post 800 of the first thread.
I came from Lounge, but I'll be rooting for you.
Hang in there, Molester.

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:40:30 ID:9djblWdd
          ∩∩
         | |_| |
      ヽ(・∀・ )ノ <Go back to Lounge! Shoo! Shoo!
        ( )O
        OO  ⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y Boing! Boing!


769 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:45:32 ID:VpRe+uVS
>>762
I pray to God that your Air Force 1's aren't white.
White ones only make you look more like an otaku.

I guess the Levi's jeans are okay, but what color is the cardigan?
Let's ignore the material and the design for now, but make sure the overall color scheme of your outfit isn't weird.
It's all about picking the right color scheme.

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 11:49:00 ID:D51B+fs8
I'm browsing 2ch during class just to take part in today's party.

771 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 12:06:47 ID:ZjhaWTUi
Did 1 already head out?

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 12:19:39 ID:7STLvgni
I lol'd at "happiness".

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 12:21:57 ID:LXvZBD3T
Shouldn't he be talking to her right now?

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 12:25:59 ID:KRbFzKtN
I wanna watch the thread, but I'm in a lecture! Moreover, I'm in the first row! Hope the thread is still alive when the lecture ends...

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 12:41:59 ID:H0m91PdG
Okay, let's post our predictions:

1. She wants to sell some strange pot to him.
2. She needs people for a competitive exhibition of some sort.
3. She just wants to kill time.
4. She likes Molester Man.

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 12:47:15 ID:f6TnRhSd
>>775
Easy. I bet 300 slimy egg crabs that it's 1.

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 12:48:53 ID:zETryxaA
Whatever, the 777 GET is mine! ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒`つ≡≡≡(´⌒;;;≡≡≡

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 12:48:59 ID:LXvZBD3T
5. It's about Crabses.

779 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/10 12:50:39 ID:nFoGTCSa
Posting in epic thread.

780 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 12:54:18 ID:3QkWlayO
She wants to talk about Glasses anyway.

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 13:15:24 ID:QF+Oxf3t
Think she's inviting him into some weird cult right now?

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 13:29:07 ID:vL87ielu
Bump.

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 13:29:56 ID:wMiHKfHM
I watched Train Man. Compared to it, >>1 is just a pitiful freak...
This guy stinks! He stinks like the bad troll he is...
End this shitty rehash.

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 13:37:55 ID:VpRe+uVS
>>783
Copypasta from the first thread:

488 Name:VIPPER [] Date:04/11/06 07:47:06 ID:n+KzzlKV
Most of you aren't even VIPPERs, are you?
Letting yourself get trolled knowing it's a troll and devouring every shit that is served to you is VIP QUALITY, isn't it?

What's with you all pointing out the obvious and going all "It's fake! I can tell!" for? Shut up and play along.



785 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 13:40:18 ID:LXvZBD3T
       _
      /,.ァ、\   Shut
     ( ノo o ) )   up
      )ヽ ◎/(.    and
    (/.(・)(・)\ . play
    (/| x |\) along
      //\\
   . (/   \)


786 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 13:42:21 ID:+x4n36rR
All we can do for now is wait.

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 13:59:57 ID:9djblWdd
Is >>1 still not back?
Hurry up and come back!

788 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 14:05:29 ID:LXvZBD3T
(;゚Д゚)9m You're my last hope!!




('◇'*) Eh!? Me!?

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 14:06:54 ID:YiGT5/AU
He gets checked out by one of Miss Undie's colleagues and fails the test.

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 14:13:32 ID:9djblWdd
Guess I'll read Train Man until >>1 comes back.

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 14:21:04 ID:LXvZBD3T
I got mistaken for a total molester

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 14:45:18 ID:zLZyfWvB
>>788
I was like "Who's 9 metres?" for a second.

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 14:49:27 ID:VpRe+uVS
>>792
In b4 someone starts a thread about a 9-metre tall guy.

794 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:08:00 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>783
Still comparing OP to Train Man after all what's happened, huh...
You're slowpoking so hard I don't know what to say.

Except lurk moarw

>>784
I completely agree with that post.

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:09:46 ID:6Ck7jMz2
>>783 is a slowpoke.

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:10:04 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>764
I posted yesterday that I won't be able to take part in the party because of work, but my curiosity got the better of me and I came backw

Now I'm watching the thread from my office computer.


797 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:14:39 ID:LXvZBD3T
I went to Lounge out of boredom, but, Jesus, the place is so fucking boring. I grew tired of it in a minute or so.

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:15:57 ID:25tpXdkZ
>>1 is probably locked in some basement right now.

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:24:35 ID:k7ZfsoTh
500 Gavas that he's surrounded by a group of people right now, chanting the lotus sutra before an altar.

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:25:00 ID:IPDX5fcg
What's going on here?? I see the thread's grown, did OP get arrested or something??

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:31:48 ID:VUkpRXHH
I say they're on their way to buy packing tape, an earthen charcoal brazier and lots of charcoal.

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:31:59 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>800
No news is good news. Or so I hope.

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:33:39 ID:VpRe+uVS
>>802
What if he's sitting at a table in a corner of the family restaurant, surrounded by a group of people and unable to go home?w

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:35:37 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>803
All he gotta do is post "Help I'm in deep shit" from his cell phone and I'd go get him out of the mess.
No clue which family restaurant it is though.

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:37:30 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>797
VIP and Lounge both have shitty threads all the time and might look the same to an untrained eye at first glance,
but once you've lurked for a while, you realize they're like worlds apart.

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:42:39 ID:LXvZBD3T
>>805
Yeah, worlds apart in terms of QUALITY.

807 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:43:06 ID:NavCJMtf
Someone please tell me what happened in the previous thread...
I missed it...

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:47:53 ID:ZO/jjKzN
Delicious crab happened.

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:49:06 ID:LXvZBD3T
>>807
"If this thread has exactly 950 posts by 3pm, I'll post my tits."
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance/1100060854/
"Tits! Tits!"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance/1100065766/
"[Sorry the thread got more than 950 posts] Post your tits anyway! [Please]"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance/1100065904/

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:49:32 ID:AYLbV/2y
They agreed to meet up quite spontaneously yesterday, so I can't imagine it taking very long.
Speaking of which, it's about time he comes back...

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:51:20 ID:zLZyfWvB
I had to skip the second thread because fucking Glasses sent crab to OP. I'm not here for homo.

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:52:06 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>807
OP treats her to lunch → She sends him an e-mail later → They agree to meet up this weekend → OP gets crab delivered from Glasses → She suddenly e-mails him and says she wants to meet him today
→ We're waiting for his return now

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:52:30 ID:AYLbV/2y
>>809
I lol'd because it's just like VIP to get so carried away because of TITS that they don't get any TITS in the end.
Maybe these will make you guys feel better:

http://www2u.biglobe.ne.jp/~k-saka/img_get/2004ass11/2004-11-9-IMG_GET-18-46-21.jpg

http://violet.homeip.net/upload/img-box/img20041109122022.jpg

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:54:00 ID:NavCJMtf
>>812
Thanks.

815 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 15:59:31 ID:QF+Oxf3t
Sorry for going off-topic, but I need help.
I'm reading this thread in a 2ch browser.
1. There's some red mark on the left of the post titles.
2. The post numbers and the posts don't seem to match.
I thought it was some kind of a joke first, but it has to be a bug.
What is going on?

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:01:11 ID:zLZyfWvB
>>815
It's probably because post 270 got deleted.
Refresh the thread log.

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:08:47 ID:LXvZBD3T
>>813
Thanks.

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:10:34 ID:QF+Oxf3t
Here's ID:QF+Oxf3t again.
>Sorry for going off-topic, but I need help.
>I'm reading this thread in a 2ch browser.

This post, for example, gets shown as post 813...
>>816 How do I refresh the log?


819 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:13:01 ID:zLZyfWvB
>>ID:QF+Oxf3t
Delete the old log → Open the thread again

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:14:13 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>818
The correct post number is 815.

I don't know which 2ch browser you're using, but there should be an option to "discard the log"?
Once you've done that, get the newest log by following this URL:

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099999070/

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:15:46 ID:VUkpRXHH
In case you're using Jane, all you have to do is right-click on the thread tab and choose refresh.

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:18:14 ID:AYLbV/2y
In Live2, look for a smiling folder icon somewhere in the middle-right.
There should be a recycle bin icon with an arrow on it right next to it.

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:18:17 ID:m1/MsPj3
Still not back? Why's he taking so long?

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:18:46 ID:QF+Oxf3t
>>816
>>819
>>820
>>821
Thanks, guys.
Works perfectly now!

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:19:03 ID:fcGQqo/H
Don't tell me he's sexing it up right now.

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:19:38 ID:0P/mE5lu
>>824
VIP is the only place where the users are kind enough to help you out like this.

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:20:35 ID:QF+Oxf3t
>>822
Thanks for the trouble.

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:22:57 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>820
I checked again and there was the option to "discard and refresh the log".
So you don't have to go through the trouble of entering the URL every time.
(Dunno if your 2ch browser has the function thoughw)

In any case, I'm glad you were able to fix it.

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:23:37 ID:m1/MsPj3
Yeah, I'm glad too.

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:31:05 ID:L+OC2pNH
I feel like more and more people are starting to sage.
Should I sage too when I post?

So far, I was like "We're in VIP, no one cares!", but if you guys think it's better to sage, I will.

831 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:32:13 ID:L+OC2pNH

Though, even if we asked everyone to sage in the first post of the next thread, VIPPERs probably wouldn't do as told anywayw

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:34:51 ID:L9M413eq
Bump all you want coz it'll be off the front page in a second anyway. That's how fast VIP is.

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:40:03 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>832
You're right.
I'll quit worrying about it.
If you wanna sage, sage. And if you wanna bump, bump.

I'd almost forgotten what it means to be a VIPPER.
Close call.

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:43:15 ID:mKxv/GE0
   ∧∧
  (  ・ω・)
  _| ⊃/(___
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
  ∧∧   grab
 (  ・ω・)
 Σ⊂彡_,,..i'"': 
     |\`、: i'、
     \\`_',..-i
       \|_,..-┘

  <⌒/ヽ-、___ fap fap        That is VIP QUALITY.
/<_/____/       http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/


835 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:59:16 ID:9djblWdd
I got it!
If you wanna sage, you write sage into the e-mail field, right?
Then, if you wanna bump instead, you have to do this!

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 16:59:18 ID:LXvZBD3T
Whew, finally finished with workwwww
I'm off to the barber.

Later, guys.

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 17:04:08 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>836
Later.
OP's probably gonna come back while you're at the barber though.

838 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/10 17:04:44 ID:fzK38yCT
Still no report? (・∀・ )っ/凵⌒☆ ting ting

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 17:04:51 ID:NEaiJpzS
Huh, I happen to be at the barber's right now...
Guess I might get to meet a VIPPER soon.

840 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/10 17:09:37 ID:fzK38yCT
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
 (0゚・∀・) ba-dump ba-dump
 (0゚∪ ∪ +
 と__)__) +

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 17:15:04 ID:s5Tacq5w
>>813
Who's the girl in the top picture? She's just my type.

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 17:26:42 ID:KRbFzKtN
Lectures are over. I'm relieved the party hasn't started yet.

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 17:27:38 ID:ZjhaWTUi
1 is taking his time.
Did he really get locked up in a basement?

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 17:29:22 ID:fcGQqo/H
Maybe he went to work afterwards?

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 17:29:35 ID:L+OC2pNH
They met at noon, didn't they...?




Why is he taking so long!?
Is he duking it out with a religious cult? Or are things actually going well for him?

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 17:42:36 ID:YBYKOfOI
Did 1 change shifts with someone?
Because if he didn't, he might have gone to work directly after the meeting, no?


847 : Use this to advertise the thread : 04/11/10 17:51:35 ID:JskRmOJ8
He didn't get a pair of Hermes teacups...
He got CRAB. (from a guy)

A moving 2ch story that might just surpass Train Man...

 MOLESTER MAN

The best thread on News Flash VIP right now.


VIP QUALITY over PURE LOVE.

848 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∋&lro; : 04/11/10 17:55:55 ID:uyokdDAd
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849 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 17:56:30 ID:fcGQqo/H
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850 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:25:08 ID:oWXu+Gew
Don't you guys have the decency to at least call him Falsely Accused Man!?

Ah, it's of course okay if you have 1's consent or he really has molested someone in the past.

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:25:50 ID:68Y84B7I
This guy could end up turning into a Stalker Man if this goes on.

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:27:38 ID:7abBsDW+
Finally caught up.
Now I can read the thread live.

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:29:22 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>852
Good job.
There wasn't much to catch up on today though, was there?w

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:29:25 ID:hKzUnxZp
>>851
That is VIP QUALITY.

855 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:29:27 ID:VUkpRXHH
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

856 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:34:22 ID:93auLUc+
I feel like the thread might reach 1000 posts before >>1 returns.

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:35:34 ID:F4Wb2Yro
Whew... Just got home.
I was sick of watching the thread from my cell phone, worried that I miss out on something.


Was >>1 supposed to work a night shift?
If we assume he went to work, when will he return? Sometime around 10 pm?

858 : 852 : 04/11/10 18:51:25 ID:7abBsDW+
>>853
It took me quite long because I read slowly.

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:56:08 ID:Bfuj0JC7
>>857
The day they went to the police station, he returned a little before 11 pm.
Looks like we'll have to wait until then today too.


860 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 18:57:29 ID:VuG3lKpU
I'm back... Phew.
Why do women always have to do things you wouldn't expect in your wildest dreams?
It was the same in elementary, middle and high school. Though I never had much to do with women in any of my school years.


861 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:57:55 ID:m1/MsPj3
He's here!

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:58:25 ID:0PhL037E
He's here! He's here!

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:58:34 ID:vL87ielu
>>860
OP is here!

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:58:44 ID:JpfLBmva
H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-HE'S HEREーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:59:01 ID:VUkpRXHH
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) beear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:59:14 ID:L+OC2pNH
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867 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:59:36 ID:m1/MsPj3
+   +
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 (0゚・∀・) ba-dump ba-dump
 (0゚∪ ∪ +
 と__)__) +

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 18:59:46 ID:Ww9KTOl1
The rapist is here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!

869 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:00:31 ID:L+OC2pNH
NOW LET'S GET THIS FESTIVAL STARTED!

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:00:32 ID:Ms/crZ2J
The shrimp is here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!

871 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:01:58 ID:VuG3lKpU
Okay, let me write what happened in detail.

I got too excited and downed quite a lot of sake yesterday even though I can't really handle alcohol.
Plus, I had too much crab soup after I had a full dinner, so I woke up with bad head and stomach ache this morning.
Σ(゚д゚) Wait!! Was this part of Glasses' evil scheme all along!?

Of course not. Anyways, I drank some digestive medicine and headed out.
On my way to the family restaurant, I bought Cabagin-U at a convenience store and drank it too.
Ugh. Tastes like cabbage. Guess the rumor that Cabagin-U is called Cabagin-U because it tastes like cabbage was true after all.
I decided to walk to the family restaurant. The reason being that if I rode my bicycle, I'd stay cool thanks to the wind while I'm riding the bicycle, but as soon as I get off, there'd be no wind to cool me anymore and I'd suddenly start sweating like crazy.
And I sweat easily to begin with.
It'd be a disaster if I were to enter the family restaurant out of breath, sweating like a pig and said "Miss Understanding asked me to come here...".
Just imagine what they'd think if I asked "I'm sorry, could I use the restroom?".
They're guaranteed to think I went for a quick wank because I got too horny.


872 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:02:40 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>Molester
For starters, I'm glad you made it back!

Well, have a cup of tea first and take your time to tell us what happened.

旦~

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:04:26 ID:vL87ielu
>>871
You should've gotten Xylitol gum instead of Cabagin-U.

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:04:45 ID:9djblWdd
Finally back, huh?
How many times do you think I've reloaded this thread since this morning?
Glad you're back though.

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:04:56 ID:N/JLU5nH
     /⌒ヽ
    / ´_ゝ`) Oh, thanks a lot for the tea.
    |    /
    と__)__) 旦

876 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:05:14 ID:VuG3lKpU
So I walked to the family restaurant while still feeling like shit. On my way, I had to use the restroom in Tsutaya, but I marched on.
And got there at 11:45, earlier than planned.
As I'm a coward, I took a peek through the windows first... The restaurant was pretty packed for a weekday, probably because it was lunchtime.
Just when I was thinking "I might get in the way of her work if I go in now.", I found Miss Understanding!!
Hmm... Is this a uniform I see before me? Very nice. The skirt could be a little longer though.

Seeing how she was still working, I guessed her shift will really end at 12. So I thought I better wait till 12.
Which turned out to be a mistake.
12:00
Peeking through the windows, I could see Miss Understanding was still working. The place wasn't as packed as before, but there were still quite a few customers.
I might get in the way if I go in now, I should wait a little longer... or so I figured.
12:10
She was still working. I wondered if they were short on waitresses or something. Either way, I figured I'd just be in the way etc.


877 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:06:02 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>875
Hey, that cup of tea wasn't for you!!!

878 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:07:13 ID:VuG3lKpU
12:20
She was still working. The number of customers hadn't changed, but there was one more waitress. I guessed they really were short on waitresses.
But I was supposed to meet her 20 minutes ago.
I might be in the way, but I couldn't wait any longer.
According to my research, one of the top reasons for why men get rejected by women, if you ignore looks, is "Tardiness".
Making her wait any longer would be bad. A classic case of putting the cart before the horse.
So I steeled myself and went in.

879 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:09:57 ID:VuG3lKpU
"Welcome! A table for one, sir?"
It was a short, big-busted waitress. I'm sorry, but your two bombs aren't going to work against a guy like me whose motto is "Girls under 16 are the best!".
Well, they're pretty impressive for a girl your size, I'll give you that... but you've picked the wrong guy to pick a fight with.
"No... err... Miss Understanding asked me to come here..."
"Huh? Miss Understanding did?"
It seemed like she hadn't heard anything about it. With one hand at her waist, she looked like she was pondering over something for a while.
"Umm... Didn't she tell you about me?"
"Uhh... Please wait a little."
the loli with the jugs said before she went into the kitchen. After a few seconds, a different waitress came to me.
"Yes, yes, she told me you'd come. This way, please!!"
One of her friends, maybe? She was, you know, one of those Kansai girls. Certainly not my type.
Having given her a bad rating right off the bat, I was led to a seat in the back and left there to wait. But real men don't get flustered no matter what happens.
Without anyone noticing, I wiped my face with the wet towel at my seat. I'd sweated a lot on the way because of the stomach ache and it felt good to wipe it all off.
Then, Miss Understanding came.

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:11:33 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>879
The short, big-busted girl is moew

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:11:49 ID:N/JLU5nH
Introduce me to the big-busted girl.

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:11:51 ID:m1/MsPj3
>>879
The Kansai girl is moew

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:12:28 ID:9djblWdd
Hey, you asshole, you wanna diss us Kansai people or what?
Please introduce me to the Kansai girl.

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:12:45 ID:ODYmgT2s
He's baaack!

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:12:47 ID:VpRe+uVS
>>880-883
It's settled. Let's have an offline meeting at the family restaurantw


886 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:12:50 ID:L+OC2pNH
Wow, Molester is quite fast at typing.

887 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:14:11 ID:VuG3lKpU
I don't know when she'd gotten changed, but Miss Understanding was in her regular clothes.
It was a very neat and tidy, black and white outfit. I personally found that it didn't look very good on her.
"Sorry for that! I hadn't told Miss XX about it..."
"Huh? Ahh... Miss XX? You mean the short waitress from a little while ago?"
"Yes. I was expecting you at 12, Mr. Molester..."
"Ah... I'm sorry. Actually, I arrived a little earlier, but then I saw you working and..."
"Eh?"
Damn, it sounded like an excuse. Real men don't make excuses.
"I'm very sorry. You seemed so busy that I figured I'd just be in the way!"
"I see. You see, I had agreed I'd work until you arrive, Mr. Molester."
"Eh? Really!?"

I was amazed at my bad luck... I thought I was doing her a favor, but I only made her work longer.
So for her, I'm not only a molester who comes late, but also one who makes excuses.

888 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:14:19 ID:ODYmgT2s
I'm delighted I get to post live in this thread for the first time.

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:15:43 ID:6Ck7jMz2
Seeing how OP seems to be in a good mood despite all the self-criticism, I guess the meeting today went well.

890 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:16:36 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>889
Now, now, let's not try to predict the punchline too muchw

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:16:37 ID:68Y84B7I
I'd be okay with everything going well for OP just like that, but I'd prefer the story to have more twists and turns.

892 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:17:17 ID:VuG3lKpU
"I had told Miss YY about it though. Miss XX's shift starts after mine, you see...?"
"Yes, I see. I'm truly sorry."
"No, no, please don't worry about it."

.......Suddenly our conversation had reached a dead end.

Yesterday, the committee inside my head had decided that it wouldn't be a good idea to ask "So, what did you want to talk about?" early on,
as there'd be no time for small talk anymore, but my plan had quickly reached an impasse.
I couldn't bring up the crab topic again, obviously.
What should I do... What should I do... Ahh, the silence! The silence!!

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:17:50 ID:zLZyfWvB
[To all the slowpokes]

Hey, you. Yeah, I'm talking to you.
How is it? Isn't this thread fun?
But look, you're just reading the logs of this thread, not actually taking part in it.
Pfff. I feel bad for you, son.
I, on the other hand, am posting live in this thread right now.
It's a wonderful experience and I'll be able to brag about it all my life.
While slowpokes like you can't do anything but post "I was too late again today. orz" after everything's over.


894 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:19:19 ID:VUkpRXHH
Let me guess. You couldn't stand the silence anymore and asked her something stupid like "Did you watch Bakatono yesterday?"...

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:19:48 ID:D51B+fs8
I can't believe I'm posting in this thread in real-time...

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:20:06 ID:wMiHKfHM
>>1 You're pulling this all out of your ass.

897 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:20:46 ID:VuG3lKpU

"So, what did you want to talk about today?"

Unable to take the silence any longer, I ended up saying what I didn't want to say. OTL
"Eh? Err... I wanted your advice on something, but could you wait a little longer?"
"Hmm? I don't mind..."

I didn't understand what we were waiting for, but this was my chance. If she'd started talking, it'd all have been over, but she didn't...
Kinda like when you throw a wild pitch, but the base runners of the opposing team weren't paying attention and didn't run.
I needed to find a way to strike up a small talk with her.......

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:22:07 ID:VpRe+uVS
>>897
In b4 a trusted colleague of hers makes an appearance... But nah, probably not.
Molester wouldn't let something that predictable happen in his story.

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:22:19 ID:6Ck7jMz2
"I wanted to ask you about a certain 2ch user called 'Molester Man'..."
"!? (Urk!)"

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:22:36 ID:hJTfzHqd
Alright, after a short afternoon nap, I have caught up with the thread too!!

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:22:45 ID:Vuv2g2A6
I was too late again. orz

902 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:23:45 ID:N/JLU5nH
SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT MEGANESH WILL SHOW UP NEXT!!

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:24:45 ID:L+OC2pNH
Whoever gets post 950, prepare the next thread quickly.


904 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:25:09 ID:VuG3lKpU
>>894
Dude, you're so smart.

"Ah, by the way, did you watch Bakatono?"
"Eh? Was it on?"
"Yeah, it was on TV yesterday."
"As a rerun?"
"Not a rerun. They show a new episode every now and then, didn't you know?"
"Really!? I thought the show had ended a long time ago..."
"Eh? But they make a special episode like every three months..."
"But aren't they just reruns too? All they do is show clips from older episodes, right?"

........It's useless. She doesn't understand what the show is all about. She doesn't get how fun running gags and returning skits can be!!
Looks like this topic won't go anywhere.

"You see, they're like remakes of older skits. No reruns."
"I see... I didn't know..."
"Well, just give it a try next time. It's fun."
I kept trying to make her talk to me in a more casual way, but it just wouldn't work out.


905 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:25:57 ID:LRlM4zxa
Miss Undie is getting creeped out, isn't she?

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:26:25 ID:68Y84B7I
She's definitely not swooning over him.

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:29:03 ID:N/JLU5nH
Templates for the next thread:

>>1
>>8 (needs some improvement)
>>9
>>11
>>128
>>129


908 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:29:03 ID:/3d5gaLb
It must have been a really boring conversation for someone who's not interested in Bakatono.

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:29:07 ID:JpfLBmva
With Molester randomly jumping from one topic to another, Miss Undie's probably having a hard time trying to figure out what kind of person he is.

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:29:15 ID:vL87ielu
Miss Undie: "Cut out the small talk and let me vent, you ugly fucker!!"

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:29:27 ID:olVrYdhB
Hard to tell what she thinks of him.

912 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:29:46 ID:VuG3lKpU
After two, three awkward minutes of alternating silence and scraps of conversation, I suddenly heard a voice.
"Thanks for waiting for me!"

What did SHE come for...

"Ah, Hello! I'm Kansai!"
"Eh? Huh? Ah, hello, I'm Molester?"
I didn't know how to deal with the unexpected turn of events. Someone, help me, please.
"You two have already met once, right, Mr. Molester? This is Kansai."
"Eh? You mean when I arrived here?"
"No, at the police station..."
"????????"
I didn't have a clue who she was. And I must have looked clueless too because she said:
"Don't remember me? At the police station, you know? On the day you got mistaken for a molester."


Ahh, right. I remember you, you little...

913 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:30:00 ID:zLZyfWvB
I don't see the need to switch to casual speech. Talking to someone casually when you're not even that close is too macho-like. I wouldn't like it.

914 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:30:23 ID:68Y84B7I
Thing is, we can't figure out what kind of person Miss Undie is either. Which is why we can't come up with any good topics to talk about with her.

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:30:40 ID:kZZtCetL
>>1 So what are your plans with Miss Understanding?

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:30:52 ID:L+OC2pNH
What... is going on...?

917 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:31:06 ID:VpRe+uVS
>>913
Keep in mind though that Molester never listens to others' opinions when it matters the most.
But it's also what makes him great.

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:31:10 ID:hJTfzHqd
Eh, I don't remember her, you little...

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:31:10 ID:m1/MsPj3
It's the Kansai girl!

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:31:39 ID:F4Wb2Yro
Welp, missed the beginning of the report.
I'm late, but welcome back, >>1

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:31:45 ID:hJTfzHqd
>>917
The same thing can be said about all women.

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:31:52 ID:OGiCaMVE
Wait, is it gonna be a Kansai end?

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:32:08 ID:VUkpRXHH
There's no way that the Kansai girl falls for Molester at first glance, is there...?

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:32:16 ID:JpfLBmva
Do they do their missionary work in pairs or what is going on??

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:32:22 ID:Ms/crZ2J
A new character, huh?

926 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:32:24 ID:68Y84B7I
Wait, wait, is Kansai going to play the same important role as Hermes' female friend did in Train Man!?

"Say, Miss Understanding, you've fallen for Molester Man, haven't you?"

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:32:28 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>918
Maybe OP just never told us about Kansai?

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:32:50 ID:/3d5gaLb
The Kansai girl seems friendly.

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:33:04 ID:vL87ielu
>>921
FYI, Molester is a guy.

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:33:09 ID:68Y84B7I
He's only remembered her today, so I doubt he's ever posted about her before.

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:33:22 ID:hJTfzHqd
>>927
He couldn't know that she'd play such an important role later on like this, could he?

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:33:22 ID:empSvsJh
43 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/05 20:36:49 ID:w8ZHuVTS
And when it started to rain, she thought "Even if I scream now, no one will hear me!!" and started running as fast as she could.
Seeing that, I started running as fast as I could too thinking "I must run away from the molester!". But she was like "No, man, you are the molester.". And then I was a molester.

In the meantime, a woman, probably a good friend of hers, arrived. The police decided to call it a day and continue on some other day.
Glasses kept worrying about the woman until the end. They were just like Train Man and Hermes while I was like the drunk old guy.
The salaryman had already left before I noticed.

It's her, isn't it?

933 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:33:41 ID:LRlM4zxa
Who's Kansai?

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:34:00 ID:hJTfzHqd
>>929
Sorry, I misunderstood. I thought >>917 was talking about Miss Undie.

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:34:00 ID:zLZyfWvB
>>932
GJ

936 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:34:02 ID:VuG3lKpU
She was that girl. The one who came to pick up Miss Understanding on the first day.
Yes, I remembered... How she glared at me with scorn!!

"Ah... Yeah, right, we met there. How could I forget? (quite bluntly)"
"Ohh, you do remember, huh? I thought you'd have forgotten about me by now!"

Shut your mouth! I'd gladly forget about you if I could.
How can she act so overly familiar with someone she's talking to for the first time, anyway?
Oh, I know how. She must be a university student. A dirty, yellow slut that goes to mixers day after day.
I bet she's enjoying campus life to the fullest! Fuck!!

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:34:15 ID:VpRe+uVS
>>932
I was about to post the same thing. Good thing I refreshed the page before that.

938 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:34:21 ID:F4Wb2Yro
>>932
GJ!!

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:34:36 ID:hJTfzHqd
>>932
GJ

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:34:53 ID:LRlM4zxa
>>932
gj

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:35:15 ID:/3d5gaLb
>>936
You sure don't go easy on girls you're not interested in.

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:35:25 ID:Ms/crZ2J
How would you rate Kansai on a scale of 10?

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:35:31 ID:68Y84B7I
>>932
GJ.
Right, OP did mention her. It had totally escaped me.

Quite impressive foreshadowing if you ask me.

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:35:34 ID:JOjDZp70
>>936
I try to be cheerful too when I meet someone for the first time.
Leaves a better first impression.
You're a university student, you should try to be more like her too.

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:35:37 ID:9djblWdd
Ahh, this is beginning to resemble Train Man.

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:35:38 ID:vL87ielu
>I bet she's enjoying campus life to the fullest! I wanna fuck her!!
There, I fixed it for you.

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:35:42 ID:zLZyfWvB
>She must be a university student.

You are too.

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:35:43 ID:N/JLU5nH
>>932
Oh shit!

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:36:09 ID:m1/MsPj3
I wanna be stained to the core.

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:36:50 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>932
GJ

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:37:06 ID:hJTfzHqd
>>950
Thanks in advance for the next thread.

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:37:12 ID:L+OC2pNH
Ah, I got >>950...
I'll go make the new thread.

953 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:38:50 ID:VuG3lKpU
"Yes, yes, I remember... I went through a lot on that day after allw"
".......I'm sorry."

Miss Understanding apologizes all of a sudden. And my blood runs cold.

"No, don't get me wrong! I'm not holding anything against you!!"
"Huh, very interesting."

What's so interesting, you bitch...

Only a few minutes had passed since she joined us and I was already so annoyed at the Kansai girl I could scream. Well, she's not really from Kansai though.
I just can't get along with people like her. Even back when I still had friends, I used to dislike this type of girls.
I bet she was class representative in grade school and said stuff like "Teacher! Molester is scribbling in a library book!!".
Fuck!

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:40:03 ID:L+OC2pNH
Here you go: http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100083129/

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:40:08 ID:F4Wb2Yro
>Even back when I still had friends
You had me rolling thereww

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:40:42 ID:Ww9KTOl1
>>953
I wanna chase after that girl... (*´Д`) pant pant

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:42:14 ID:68Y84B7I
>>953
You know, you're really rotten to the core. But that's what I like about you.

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:42:34 ID:9djblWdd
Please introduce that Kansai girl to me.

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:42:48 ID:hJTfzHqd
Just throw crab shells at her.

960 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:43:18 ID:VuG3lKpU
"So, Miss Understanding. What did you want to talk about?"

At that time, I still thought Kansai was just passing our table out of curiosity.
I figured if I quickly got to the main topic, Kansai would leave the scene. But it was a big mistake.

"Ahh! That's right!"
Shut the fuck up. I didn't ask you.
"Come on, Miss Understanding. You want Mr. Molester's advice, right?"
"Yeah... Mr. Molester, umm... but I wouldn't want to trouble you..."
"No, don't worry, you're not. I wouldn't have come all the way here if I found it troubling."

I tried to say it in my most soothing voice.

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:43:55 ID:z5888bQX
I'm excited as fuck.

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:44:20 ID:N/JLU5nH
It's coming, guys! It's coming!

Pant pant.

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:44:26 ID:zLZyfWvB
Why do I feel like we're getting a good end?

964 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:44:34 ID:hJTfzHqd
>>960
Oh God, what happens next!? WHAT HAPPENS NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:44:49 ID:LRlM4zxa
Then she goes "Please don't contact me anymore.".

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:45:24 ID:oSkPGQFe
Post the rest! Post the rest!

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:45:31 ID:F4Wb2Yro
>>1 I want a punchline of the kind that only you can pull off!

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:45:34 ID:Ms/crZ2J
"Please buy this pot."

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:45:35 ID:68Y84B7I
If it turns out that she said "Please take this crab." and Molester Man came back happily with more crab
I'd pee my pants.

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:45:38 ID:/3d5gaLb
ba-dump ba-dump

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:45:48 ID:QF+Oxf3t
In b4 "Have you ever heard of Amway?"

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:45:54 ID:rqVlubXY
So exciting.

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:46:13 ID:hJTfzHqd
>>965
She said she doesn't want to trouble him... I think we can rule that one out.

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:46:20 ID:9djblWdd
Miss Undie's friend seems like a completely different type of person.

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:46:28 ID:I5o9W447
Stop dragging it out so much.

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:46:31 ID:B/XPKVjP
Yes, I can take part in real-time today too!

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:46:52 ID:JpfLBmva
My F5 key is about to break.

978 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:47:01 ID:LRlM4zxa
>>973
Ahh, you're right...

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:47:09 ID:IPDX5fcg
Could you summarize it in one post?

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:47:48 ID:B/XPKVjP
Kansai Girl: "There's a peppermill inside me and I can't pull it out."

I bet 3000 Gavas on it.

981 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/10 19:47:58 ID:VuG3lKpU
>>954
Thanks!


"Alright... Where to start..."

And so she started talking.
I can't write everything she said, so let me sum it up briefly...

It seems like Miss Understanding has been the victim of severe stalking for more than half a year(?) now.
Maybe it was because Kansai was sitting right next to her, but unlike last time, Miss Understanding told me about it all in great detail.
Frankly speaking, some of it made me so frisky it gave me a raging bon- Err... I mean it made me rage with anger.
And about two months(?) ago, she decided to ask the police for help.
At first, the police didn't really believe her and were hesitant to act, but when she'd overcome her embarrassment and gave them a detailed description of what the stalker had done to her,
they reluctantly started patrolling the area and keeping watch on her residence.
As soon as the police got involved, the stalker made himself scarce, lulling her into a false sense of security.

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:48:07 ID:IPDX5fcg
1000

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:48:38 ID:empSvsJh
>>979
They have a threesome in the family restaurant.

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:49:05 ID:LHQDU5N5


985 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:49:16 ID:JpfLBmva
Ohhhhhhhhh!
An unexpected twist!! Miss Undie is moe!

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:49:17 ID:B/XPKVjP
They went into serious advice mode, huh? Sounds like some heavy shit.

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:49:21 ID:/3d5gaLb
>>981
Whoa, she let you in on all that? That means, you must have gained her trust, man.

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:49:33 ID:OGiCaMVE
Does she want him to be her bodyguard?

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:49:39 ID:9djblWdd
The stalker turns out to be Glasses.
Therefore, she asks Molester to act like her boyfriend to make him give up.

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:49:45 ID:LRlM4zxa
>>981
She's had it tough.

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:49:50 ID:H0m91PdG
Write it all out. No summarizing.

992 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:50:02 ID:rqVlubXY
1000


993 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:50:03 ID:L+OC2pNH
>>976
I feel like you're not the only one in this thread with that ID.

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:50:04 ID:IPDX5fcg
1000!

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:50:09 ID:zLZyfWvB
"It's because all that happened that I mistook you for a molester. I'm sorry."

is her excuse, huh!?


Also, 1000.

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:50:15 ID:Ms/crZ2J
If I get 1000, Meganesh will return.

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:50:17 ID:cipNhKQ0
Don't give in to temptation! 1000 is mine.

998 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:50:19 ID:Gl/RL7QT
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999 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:50:22 ID:xPtgFyqC
1000⊂(´∀`⊂⌒`つ≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡≡

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/10 19:50:23 ID:68Y84B7I
And now that the stalker is starting to show signs of coming back, she wants OP to do something about it.
Also, could it be that the stalker returned around the time when Glasses got involved in this...?

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