The creepy e-mails threads started with this:
I wanted to thank a girl from a seminar for inviting me to a drinking party
and wrote her an e-mail full of compliments. As a reply, I got
"Flattery won't get you anything. lol".
So I just went and replied:
"It will get me your sexual fluids. lol"
+++++ Rules of Challenge +++++
- It doesn't count if it's someone that likes you.
- If you're actually planning on confessing your love to her, go to a different board.
- You have to post a creepy e-mail you came up with yourself.
- You have to tell us an episode of your life that proves that you're not popular with girls.
- You have to post your creepy e-mail before you send it.
- Anyone that doesn't follow the rules will be branded a troll and told to GTFO.
If something like that occurs, the residents of this thread shall help banish the trolls or ignore them altogether.
Anyone that supports a challenger that doesn't follow the rules will be branded a troll too and treated the same way.
+++++ Excluded from the Challenge +++++
- Attractive guys, guys pretending to be losers, women, non-virgins, guys with girlfriends, guys who had a girlfriend, guys posting huge AAs
- Trolls, shit posters, attention whores, married guys and anyone else that interferes with the challenge
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WE WILL NOT TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR CREEPY E-MAILS
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※Challengers have to use a tripcode.
Template post:
[Age, occupation etc.]
[Relation to the recipient of the creepy e-mail]
[Specs of the recipient and her looks]
[Previous conversations with her]
[Number of times you've confessed your love]
[Number of times you were confessed to]
[List of contacts of girls in your address book]
[Number of times you got chocolate on Valentine's Day]
[Number of times a girl called you creepy]
[Date of the last time you talked to a girl]
[An episode from your life that proves you're not popular with girls]
[Your creepy e-mail]
Read about the fates of past brave challengers on the following summary page...
ttp://web1.nazca.co.jp/hp/kimome/
Template creepy e-mails
- Why do you have to be so damn cute all the time!? Idiot!
- I spilled milk on my crotch. What do I do now?
- You shouldn't talk to your boyfriend like that. Why don't you act more like the masochist you are?
- Yes I'M CUMMING
- .........what did you say you're doing? Masturbating?
- I love you more than anyone in the world. Why? Because I got an erection the first time I saw you.
- I won't let you sleep tonight dadada!
Because I'm a robot!
Because I'm a machine dadada!
A machine that was made to drill you
with the drill between its legs!
- Did you know that the magnum in my pants is loaded with slimy bullets of hot magma?
- Please tell me what color your cum is.
- Drink my milk until you puke!
But don't puke it out! Keep it in!
Gulp gulp.
Your cum tastes so good!
- Sorry, but I like you.
And I'm only writing this e-mail because I want your attention.
I even masturbate thinking about you.
Please suck on my dick!
Please let me insert my magnum into you!
Please bear my child!
You look docile, but you're actually pretty wild!
Please let me into your house now!
- [Subject] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP.
[Body] You got all shy after I confessed my love to you! So moe!
Your blushing face makes me rock hard!
The magnum in my pants is gonna burst into flames and melt away into a pool of liquid.
Mmhmmmm. Ahh! Splurt! Ugh......
Oh no, I made a sticky mess all over myself...
I wanna make you lick me clean!☆
I wanna pump litters of milk into your ass, stir it around and then drink the coffee milk that comes out.
Yes, I wanna drink it till I'm full.
- It's so hot, it's so hot today it's like I'm on fire.
On hot days like this, I'd love to put a cup of your piss in the fridge
and eat it as shaved ice when it's frozen. I bet it's delicious.
Ah! And instead of condensed milk, your cum goes as topping on top of it!!
It's amazing how all the ingredients come from you!
It tastes a thousand times better than any commercial ice cream!
- Let me lick your clit and taste your fluids while I'm at it.
Let me lick it until it's all swollen.
[Subject] I'm sorry.
[Body] I'm sorry I send e-mails to you. I'm sorry I look forward to your reply.
I'm sorry I'm alive. I'm sorry I was born into this world.
I'm sorry I even exist.
- I'm always thinking about you.
If you were my girlfriend, I'd make love to you everyday, I promise!
I've already made up my mind that I'll ask you to marry me while giving it to you in the missionary position!
- Have you ever tasted a woman's excrements?
I have. Put even the smallest bit of it into your mouth,
and a strange bitterness fills your mouth.
With shit in my mouth and shit on my dick,
I masturbated till I ejaculated.
It was the best orgasm I had.
I even got shit directly on my face.
And while I got shit on my face,
I got farted into my face too.
To be honest, the farts were harder to hold out than the shit.
Before I got shit on, I drank her piss.
I even got her to piss on my dick.
It felt warm on my dick.
Luckily, she had her period on that day,
so I got her to fuck me with a strap-on dildo in the missionary position
with her tampon in my mouth
It felt good too.
What I'm trying to say is, I want to eat your shit.
- I wish to slice your panties in two
and thrust my sword into you DE GOZARU.
- [Subject] HNNNNNGGHHHHH
[Body] You got all shy after I confessed my love to you! So moe!
Your blushing face turns my dick into a rock snake!
The rock snake in my pants is spewing fire! But the fluids oozing from your clit extinguishes the fire!
Mmhmmmm. Ahh! Splurt! Ugh......
Oh no, I made a sticky mess all over myself...
I wanna make you lick me clean! ☆
- My stool's been so hard lately, I'm having trouble passing it...
I heard diamond is the hardest thing there is in this world though.
But there is something even harder than diamond. No, no, it's not what you think it is.
I don't mean my dick, you whore. Though my meat is pretty fucking hard.
I'm talking about my feelings for you. They're so solid and impossible to break, I broke a molar nagging on it.
But unlike my molars, my feelings for you will never break. They'll shine for eternity.
Okay, I know, nothing is eternal in this world.
But I want to believe in it. Please make miso soup for me every morning for eternity.
I'll eventually pass away along the way, but just keep on making miso soup.
Because that's all you should be doing, you prostitute.
Your debauchery is about the only thing that makes you stand out from the rest.
And it too will shine for eternity.
- I'm happy, I'm happy.
I'm happy, I'm happy I'm alive.
I'm happy, I'm happy I was born.
I'm happy, I'm happy I'm ugly.
I'm happy. What I'm actually trying to say is
I'm happy I met you.
I'm really, really happy.
I'm happy, I'm happy.
- It might be a bit sudden, but do you have a boyfriend?
If not, will you get together with me?
And I don't mean getting together as in dating and holding hands,
I mean full on passionate love making.
You've been waiting for me to make love to you, haven't you?
I know you have, you fucking slut.
Even yesterday, you rubbed one off while fantasizing about me making love to you, didn't you?
I'll make your vagina overflow with cum and
since leaving you like that would be mean, I'll lick it all clean for you.
I'll lick your clit and drink your juices while I'm at it.
I'll lick it until it's all swollen.
- Btw, what do you think of contemporary Japan?
Japan is full of people who are after money instead of love.
Full of people that feel superior by degrading others.
Full of people that think they're kind just because they sympathize with others.
What do you think is the reason for all this?
Let me tell you...
It's because the people can't understand the Shogun's ideas.
It's because the people in North Korea don't believe in God.
It makes me very sad.
You too are one of the people that can't grasp how great a person the Shogun is.
But do not fret for I am your saviour.
How wonderful, precious and charming the Shogun is...
I will show you all that and more.
- I've written this song for you from the bottom of my heart.
Please listen to it.
Title: You and Me
You are my diamond
Compared to you, I'm just grains of sand
Ahh, my beloved XX,
Whenever I think about you, my heart beats at a 16th note pace
If my heart is a program, then you're the bug I can't seem to remove.
If it was a Microsoft program, you'd be a feature.
Whenever I turn my eyes to you, a million shooting stars come falling down
right in front of my eyes and I can't bear to look at you longer than a second.
Whenever I wish for my feelings to reach you
I realize that you probably wouldn't even see me...
Because I'm just grains of sand.
How did you like it?
You'll accept my feelings, won't you?
I believe you will.
Because you've finally noticed my existence!!!
- Say, has no one ever told you that you're like
the villain "Ichigozaka Moe" from "My little sister's heart and I"?
I've been thinking it for a while now, but after buying the DVDs today and watching it again,
I'm totally sure of it. You're just like her.
Your personality, face, everything about you is so much like her!!!!!!!!!
I'm so happy to know someone that's like her.
You don't happen to be interested in cosplay, do you?
I'll make Ichigozaka Moe's clothes and give them to you.
Please make sure to wear them and show it to all your friends!!!
Did I already say how happy I am to know someone who's like Moe-tan?!!?!?!?
- Subject: Is there something like self-cunningulus?
Body: Please hear me out.
When I was in middle school, all the boys in my class including me were into self-fellatio.
I don't remember if I did it in grade school already.
I learned about normal masturbation when I was a lot older.
The other day, I felt like performing self-fellatio on myself after a long time
and drinking my own cum after shooting my load into my own mouth.
But the best I can do now is get the tip of it into my mouth.
When I was a child, it felt really good because I could suck on it and move my tongue around it,
but all I can do now is lick the tip of my dick and it doesn't feel good at all.
Which is why I wanted to ask you if you could suck on it for me.
Of course, you don't have to drink my load.
Just let me shoot it into your mouth though.
Then transfer it all into my mouth.
You're my only hope.
Please.
Drinking semen is really nice.
Although I can't recommend it to amateurs because it feels weird having it stick to your throat afterwards.
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