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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 5

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:18:31 ID:USRt5uSn
It all started with this...

Previous thread:
Third thread:
Second thread:
First thread:

2 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:19:30 ID:ynPNxCmz

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:19:33 ID:lKVanHkK

       Excuse me... You dropped this.




                            That is VIP QUALITY.

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:19:57 ID:a5MhklY4

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:20:05 ID:EvJnsIzy
>>1 Thanks.

I need someone else to post the template posts now.

6 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/11 00:20:08 ID:3mxc5AtY

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:20:09 ID:USRt5uSn
Molester Man
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: I'm a third-rate university student and I live alone
Height: 163cm
Weight: 50kg
Looks: In the "Rate my face" thread, I was told I look normal. In aquariums, I can easily get in with a ticket for middle-schoolers, that's how much of a babyface I have.
Dating history: Ever since second grade in middle school, I've dated countless women, each more beautiful than the last.
         Amongst others, I've had relationships with maid robots, childhood friends and vampires... in dating sims.

Miss Understanding
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: Freelance part-timer, apparently works in a family restaurant and lives alone.
Height: Approx. 155cm? Quite a bit smaller than me and that's not easy.
Weight: Approx. 45kg? Very little in any case.
Looks: She'd probably get a standard score of 60 to 70 in the "Rate my face" thread. She's cute and has a babyface too.
Dating history: I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already.
         That means, the stalker thing must have happened quite recently.
         The stalker sneaked into her apartment, among other things.

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:20:29 ID:2sgNxnGL
Good job!!

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:20:38 ID:iSqvbR2M
Thank you.

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:20:41 ID:LK9rghNn
Alright, I'm going to bed now. I got up at 6am today.
Take care of >>1 for me while I'm gone. ノシ

11 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:21:12 ID:RVmWEXG7
>>1 GJ

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:22:37 ID:bohshWUj
Crab you curry much!

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:22:42 ID:Q7UhNqcw
>>1 Thanks.

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:22:54 ID:RVmWEXG7
Sounds yummy.

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:23:49 ID:USRt5uSn
Age: In his twenties?
Occupation: Works in some trading company. Probably a salesman.
Height: Approx. 170cm? Didn't look that tall to me.
Weight: Approx. 60kg? Rather skinny.
Looks: I think he'd get at least a standard score of 60 in the "Rate my face" thread. He's what you'd call a young and attractive salaryman.
Dating history: Umm... most likely not a virgin.

Age: About the same age as Miss Understanding?
Height etc.: Unknown
Notes: Friends with Miss Understanding, has been helping her out for some time now.
    She's the woman who came to pick up Miss Understanding on the first day.
    Exchanged e-mail addys with Molester.

16 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:24:37 ID:D50puFV/

Why do you guys never give any serious advice when I actually need it!? Oh, I get it! So that is VIP QUALITY!

"Shaddup! Yeah, so I am small!!
But you know, to make up for my small stature, other things about me are really big!!"

17 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:25:09 ID:Q7UhNqcw
Are you fucking serious?w

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:25:16 ID:a5MhklY4
>other things about me are really big!!
I beg to differ.

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:25:17 ID:VolLjJVk
It's a creepy e-mail! A creepy e-mail!

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:25:28 ID:ynPNxCmz
Did you seriously send it!?w
Whoawwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwww

21 : Matatabi Pokke ◆CAT//d2lZo : 04/11/11 00:25:28 ID:wKi8Z1Ex
How is your reply any better than our suggestions? (´・∀・`) grin

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:25:31 ID:lKVanHkK



23 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:25:32 ID:D50puFV/
From Kansai:

"Really big? What is?w Your attitude?"

24 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/11 00:25:44 ID:3mxc5AtY
Can't wait to see Kansai's reply... grin

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:25:46 ID:TIcyBV2s


26 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:25:51 ID:Gu15nGr5
Loli Jugs
Age: Loli
Height etc.: Big boobs
Notes: Friends with Miss Understanding.
    Loli with big boobs.
    Exchanged e-mail addys with Molester.

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:25:56 ID:bohshWUj
Just when I thought you finally started talking about Miss Undie, you went back to small talk againw

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:25:57 ID:2sgNxnGL
Dude, control yourself. Kansai will tell Miss Undie about every e-mail you send!

You should know by now that she's rather gossipy.

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:26:04 ID:lKVanHkK
Kansai is such a good girl.

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:26:13 ID:ynPNxCmz

Send this pic to her.


31 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:26:17 ID:RVmWEXG7
And when she thinks you're talking about your shlong, you'll act like you meant your attitude or something, right?

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:26:19 ID:rvquPAxW
It's a good idea to make a cheerful impression on Kansai, but don't overdo it.
If you don't want her to think you're a two-faced hypocrite, that is.

33 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:26:38 ID:D50puFV/

"No, no, no! More like my manliness!! Or my broad-mindedness!!"

I don't think we can get anything else out of Kansai.
What do you guys think?

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:26:40 ID:RVmWEXG7
Holy shitw Kansai is predicting your every moveww

35 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:26:42 ID:lKVanHkK
You wanna know what's big about me!?

My dream.

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:26:43 ID:Fth/G5Xq
Post a pic of your dick already!
That is VIP QUALI-

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:12 ID:vSI5781d
You're not getting kinda desperate, are you? Btw, is Kansai watching this thread?

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:18 ID:mADQIluX

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:21 ID:WbwL4jdQ

"I've been thinking a lot since last time and here's what I came up with...
    How about you move away?"

"I could help you look for a new apartment!"

"I could also help you move your things."

How's this?

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:29 ID:bohshWUj
Shouldn't you slowly call it a day with the e-mails?
I'm worried Miss Undie might start doubting you again.

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:29 ID:LYdhGA6r
For now, just make sure to show Kansai how much you're worried about Miss Undie!!

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:39 ID:ynPNxCmz
Trying to keep up with both this thread and the Fashion Leader thread isn't easy...

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:42 ID:Q7UhNqcw
"My heart, of course!
Anyways, I seriously want to help Miss Undie.
So you help me help her out, okay?"

↑ Use this to get back on course!!

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:43 ID:iSqvbR2M
>Your attitude?
Kansai never disappointsw

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:51 ID:8BOi0NgQ
"I may be small and timid, but my will to protect Miss Undie is BIG!"
How's this?

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:27:52 ID:lKVanHkK
───────────┘    ミ
                   ミ   ∧_∧
                       ( *´Д`)
                       ⊂ MM つ
                       / / /        That is VIP QUALITY.
                       し' し          http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/

How to play:
Double-click on the ★ to save Molester Man!

47 : Matatabi Pokke ◆CAT//d2lZo : 04/11/11 00:27:57 ID:wKi8Z1Ex
That's kinda cute. (´・∀・`) grin

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:28:11 ID:EvJnsIzy
┃  Kansai   ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys―――――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛                                          │ 
    │                                               │
 Same part-time job                                       │
    │                                               ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)
                                  Happened to be around and intervened
                                  Sent crab as a token of apology

Made this for the heck of it. Feel free to correct it if there are any mistakes.

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:28:33 ID:0IyJygbl
"My love for you."

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:28:34 ID:O2EUv8mx
Should've said "My dick." there!

51 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/11 00:28:37 ID:3mxc5AtY
OP said Kansai isn't bad looks-wise, didn't he? I feel like she's quite the woman....

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:28:38 ID:EvJnsIzy
Oh no, the vertical lines got messed up.

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:28:42 ID:BX9Vg+Kl

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:28:43 ID:VolLjJVk
What a glorious line!!

55 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:28:55 ID:CcJ1Gv/G
Just go for Kansai. Forget Miss Undie.

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:29:05 ID:RVmWEXG7
Looks good to me.

And if she replies "Wait, do you have a thing for Miss Undie?", we know she's a VIPPER.

57 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:29:17 ID:D50puFV/
From Kansai:

"Broad-mindedness, eh?w Manliness, eh?w"

"I'm serious! My manliness is amazing...
Which reminds me, I didn't pay for today's lunch, did I?"

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:29:43 ID:ynPNxCmz
OP is on a roll━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:29:45 ID:wTBnPngw
Hey, this is funnier than Train Man. I knew you could count on VIP.

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:29:54 ID:O2EUv8mx
He can't be saved~~~~~~~~~~~

But I guess, that is VIP QUALITY too.

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:29:54 ID:8BOi0NgQ
OP's gotta say at least that much if he wants to redeem his tarnished reputation. (´・д・`)

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:29:56 ID:a5MhklY4
Okay, we're back on course again.

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:30:27 ID:bohshWUj
It's awesome how OP jumps from one topic to another without any transition whatsoeverw
Keep it up!

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:30:26 ID:2sgNxnGL
Hope it gets completed!

65 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:30:37 ID:rvquPAxW
┃  Kansai   ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys―――――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛                                           │ 
    │                                             Bakatono
 Same part-time job                                          │
    │                                                ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)
                                               ↑                │
                                  Happened to be around and intervened        │
                                  Sent crab as a token of apology        Bakatono
                                               │                │
                                              Glasses ←――――――――┘

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:31:18 ID:CcJ1Gv/G
It's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:31:31 ID:Q7UhNqcw
I can't bear to watch. He's way too careless and reckless...

But that is VIP QUALITY!!

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:31:38 ID:Z5ubXAsi
Why'd you stop talking about Miss Undie!? Yes, I mad.

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:32:05 ID:vSI5781d
Try inserting some 2ch lingo into your e-mail to see if she reacts to it.

But damn, it'd be so amazing if Kansai and >1 got together thanks to Miss Undie mistaking him for a molester.

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:32:09 ID:0IyJygbl
Flirt with her all you want, but make sure to talk some more about Miss Undie later on.

71 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:32:14 ID:rvquPAxW
You're zipping from one topic to another like a grasshopper.
Kansai must be confused.

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:32:21 ID:3qxNpHAk
Fucking this.

73 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:32:39 ID:D50puFV/
"It's alright. We get 50% off since we work there anyway.
And Miss Understanding paid the other 50%, so it's no problemo."

"Seriously? I really need to thank her next time then.
I'm also worried about the whole stalker thing..."

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:33:10 ID:O2EUv8mx
Isn't it because you told her last time that she should just pay for your next lunch?

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:33:14 ID:wTBnPngw
For real now?

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:33:26 ID:mADQIluX
Keep'em coming.

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:33:31 ID:BX9Vg+Kl
Talk about Miss Undie, dammit!!

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:33:34 ID:8BOi0NgQ
First of all, you have to show Kansai that you're serious about helping Miss Undie, or she'll think you're just trying to pick them both up.

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:33:40 ID:EvJnsIzy
People actually use the phrase "no problemo"?

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:33:47 ID:USRt5uSn
On the first day, Molester Man gets mistaken for a molester by Miss Understanding and they go to the police station together with Glasses who just happened to be passing by.
After that, Molester Man and Miss Understanding go to a coffee lounge where Molester Man explains himself and manages to clear her suspicion of him. They proceed to have lunch together and then go home.
That night, Molester Man starts the first thread and almost fucks everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow manages to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.

On the second day, Miss Understanding calls Molester Man and picks him up. They then meet up with Glasses and head to the police station together. At the police station, Miss Understanding, Glasses and even the policemen apologize to Molester Man.
Later that day, he has omelets for lunch with Miss Understanding. She asks Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but he has to leave early because of his part-time job.
He tells her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she doesn't seem too euphoric about it.

Third day: Molester Man gets crab delivered from Glasses, two hair crabs and one snow crab.
       So he calls Glasses to thank him, and finds out that Glasses is a real bro.
       While Molester Man is out buying alcohol like a faggot, a miracle happens. Miss Understanding sends him an e-mail saying that she wants his advice on the next day.

Fourth day: When Molester Man arrives at the family restaurant Miss Understanding works at, she introduces Kansai to him and the three of them, no, Molester Man and Kansai have a fun chat.
          After that, Molester Man exchanges e-mail addys with Kansai and Loli, and right now, he's having more fun sending e-mails back and forth with Kansai than with Miss Understanding.

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:34:22 ID:Zzvl7xOm
Nice, very nice.

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:34:34 ID:wTBnPngw
So this is what an e-mail conversation is like. Interesting... (´д`)

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:34:41 ID:Z5ubXAsi

Don't change the topic and keep talking about Miss Undie!!

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:34:47 ID:9fgfueST
┃  Kansai   ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys―――――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛                                           │ 
    │                                             Bakatono
 Same part-time job                                          │
    │                                                ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)
    ↑                                          ↑                │
    │                             Happened to be around and intervened        │
    │                             Sent crab as a token of apology        Bakatono
 Stalker Man (The Mastermind)                            │                │
                                              Glasses ←――――――――┘

85 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:34:56 ID:D50puFV/
"Exactly! Thank her!! Treat her to something next time!
And while you're at it, thank me too!! Then treat me to something too!"

"Well, thank you, I guess. But why do I have to treat you to something too?"

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:35:24 ID:2sgNxnGL
┃  Kansai   ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys―――――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛                                           │ 
    │                                             Bakatono
 Same part-time job                                        │
    │                                               ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)
                         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~        ↑               │
                                  Happened to be around and intervened        │
                                  Sent crab as a token of apology        Bakatono
                                                │               │
                                              Glasses ←――――――――┘

87 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:35:50 ID:Q7UhNqcw
Well, that's okay, I guess, but I feel like your e-mails are getting more and more frivolous.
It won't hurt to show Kansai that you have a serious side too.

88 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/11 00:36:00 ID:3mxc5AtY
......You should have just said "Okay, I'll treat you to something." there.

She'll think you're a stingy guy...

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:36:05 ID:0qAVtloj
Mention the crabs now!

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:36:21 ID:RVmWEXG7
How about you simply invite Kansai over too and have crab with the two of them?

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:36:25 ID:iSqvbR2M
Kansai seems really easy to talk tow

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:36:59 ID:O2EUv8mx
I don't see anything wrong with being nice to Kansai from time to time and treating her to something.

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:37:15 ID:TIcyBV2s
I think I'm in love with Kansai.

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:37:24 ID:lKVanHkK
Guess this is the end of the BERSERKER MOLESTER KAKUHEN mode.

95 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:37:33 ID:177iwhOI
She isn't making any sense eitherw

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:37:33 ID:rvquPAxW
┃  Kansai   ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――Going berserker on them in his e-mails―――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛                                           │ 
    │                                             Bakatono
 Same part-time job                                          │
    │                                                ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)
    ↑                                          ↑                │
    │                             Happened to be around and intervened        │
    │                             Sent crab as a token of apology        Bakatono
 Stalker Man (The Mastermind)                            │                │
                                              Glasses ←――――――――┘

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:37:41 ID:lKVanHkK
At this stage, choosing anything else than the Kansai route would be simply ridiculous.

98 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:37:43 ID:wTBnPngw
You do know that Kansai will tell Miss Understanding about your e-mails the next time they meet at work, right?

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:38:09 ID:CcJ1Gv/G
What are you gonna do if Miss Understanding sees the e-mails you sent to Kansai?
Kansai will be like "Look at the e-mails Molester sent me! Isn't he a funny guy?".

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:38:53 ID:iSqvbR2M
Separate boxes for Kansai and Loli Jugs would be nice.
If they're in one box, it's like they're one person or something.

101 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:38:53 ID:D50puFV/
"You got to know a cute girl like me, you know?
Shouldn't you be a bit more thankful?"

"I'll give you crab then."


"Yeah. It's just an empty shell of an Echizen crab though."

Damn, she's fast. Just as you'd expect of a university student... She's faster than me typing on a keyboard...

102 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:38:55 ID:GXocS8a+
<Things-to-say list>
To Kansai:
- That you'll do anything in your power to help Miss Undie
- That you love Kansai

To Miss Undie:
- How to deal with a stalker
- That you'll do anything in your power to help her
- That you're planning on going out with Kansai

103 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:39:08 ID:lKVanHkK
          (´・ω・`)o         (´・ω・`)○
   ∧∧              ○ 。  o
  ( ´・ω・)━∧∧   ○       ○   (´・ω・`)o
 ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄| ̄| ・ω・)y━ o○   (´・ω・`)o
 ̄| ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄| ノ     。            ○。
 ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄| ̄|∧∧     o(´・ω・`)
 ̄| ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄|´・ω・)y━○               That is VIP QUALITY.
 ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄| ̄|  /           o ○ (´・ω・`) http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip
 ̄| ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄| U               ○

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:39:14 ID:ZGqONl53
How long have Kansai and Miss Undie been friends?

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:39:28 ID:rvquPAxW
"Mr. Molester seems to be having more fun when he's talking to Miss Kansai..."
is what Miss Understanding will probably think when she sees it.

106 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:39:38 ID:USRt5uSn
She's testing you, OP!

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:40:16 ID:Q7UhNqcw
I lol'd.

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:40:26 ID:EvJnsIzy
>You got to know a cute girl like me, you know?

"Okay, I'll treat you to crab then. Also, I love you."

Send this! Remember, say it casually!

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:40:26 ID:lKVanHkK
..............................isn't it about time you noticed Kansai's feelings for you?

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:40:36 ID:8BOi0NgQ
When Kansai wishes you a good night later,
you should return something nice like
"Kansai, feel free to talk to me when you have a problem or something. Since we're friends now and all."
(´-`).。oO( Or is it too early to call you guys "friends"? )

111 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:40:39 ID:CcJ1Gv/G
OP, you're so obviously enjoying chatting with Kansai more than with Miss Understanding it's not funny.
You're not serious about helping Miss Understanding at all, are you?
Come on, get your act together! Dumbass!

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:40:41 ID:RVmWEXG7
He does seem to be having more fun.
If there wasn't the thing with Miss Undie, I'd be like "Go for it!".

113 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:40:54 ID:D50puFV/
"I'll accept it if there's crab miso soup insidew
Ahh... I wanna eat crab now. Treat me to crab, treat me to crab!"

"No way. I don't have the money to buy something so expensive like that.
Even if I had, I'd just eat it all by myself."

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:07 ID:N9Fhu7iM
OP's split personality bothers me.

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:08 ID:3N5qVoiy
Kansai isn't a 2channer.
Don't talk to her like you would to one of us.
Keep in mind that she's just a normal, cute, pure, sweet, and lewd girl.

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:14 ID:m9lqibX+
Looks like you're going further and further down the Kansai route. Can't you like postpone it to later?
Kansai might be a bro, but most of all, I think she's like a meddlesome mother to the girls in the family restaurant.
Right now, she's probably more interested in talking to you about Miss Undie's stalker problem.

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:17 ID:lKVanHkK
What if these e-mails from Kansai are actually from Miss Understanding pretending to be Kansai?

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:28 ID:iSqvbR2M
"All I can give you right now is a simple thank you thoughw"
would have been okay too, wouldn't it...?
By the way, it was an Echizen crab!?

119 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:31 ID:RVmWEXG7
You made a fatal mistake in that last line.

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:43 ID:EvJnsIzy
Should've said

"I got crab at home. Come to my place if you want some."


121 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:43 ID:Zzvl7xOm
Just give her some crab. You should have two crabs left, so give one to Miss Undie and one to Kansai.
It'll be a nice excuse to go to their workplace again too.

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:46 ID:jpkX8zTk
Why is all this good stuff happening to him?
Why is life so unfair?
Why won't it happen to me...

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:41:53 ID:iisAYKK1
This thread reminds me of that one copypasta about a guy who was caught doing something obscene by a woman and later managed to marry her.

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:42:19 ID:USRt5uSn
You never mentioned it was an Echizen crab!!

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:42:39 ID:rvquPAxW
If you're not going to ask Kansai about Miss Undie, then this is only going to lead to you getting closer to Kansai and further away from Miss Undie.
Not like I mind as long as you're okay with that, Molester.

Poor Miss Undie though.

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:05 ID:xorEq3l4
Why didn't you say you'll eat the crab with Miss Undie, you retard!?

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:06 ID:mADQIluX
So much for the crab party at your place.

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:25 ID:Z5ubXAsi
Heh, he's making a lot more progress with Kansai than with Miss Undie.

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:29 ID:jpkX8zTk
OP liked the taste of crab so much that he decided not to share it with anyone anymore.

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:29 ID:vSI5781d
Good fucking job... Now you can't invite Miss Undie over anymore...

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:27 ID:3zBT6lZY
"Sure, if you let me feed you mouth-to-mouth."
is what you should have replied.

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:40 ID:a5MhklY4
Molester Man has gone berserk. Nothing you say can stop him now.

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:41 ID:Q7UhNqcw
Oh man, Molester, you're a real tool.
Die. Die a 100 times.

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:48 ID:USRt5uSn
What's the point of having an item in your inventory if you won't use itw

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:43:58 ID:Gu15nGr5
Isn't OP going to have a crab hot pot with Miss Undie, Kansai and Loli Jugs?

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:44:04 ID:ynPNxCmz
Fixed the lines.

┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛                                      │ 
    │                                           .│
 Same part-time job                                  ....│
    │                                           .↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)
    ↑   .↑───────────Is after her──────────┘ ↑   ↑
    │                         ..┌───────────┘   │
 Best friends?         ..┌E-mailing like crazy              Happened to be around and intervened
    ↓            ....│                          Sent crab as a token of apology
   Kansai ←───────┘                                 ..│

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:44:12 ID:Zzvl7xOm

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:44:27 ID:rvquPAxW
It did seem delicious the way he described it.

139 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:44:41 ID:D50puFV/
"This is why you don't have any friends. It's more fun to eat with someone, you know?
But then again, you'd get to eat less crab if you share it with someone.
So you should just pay for the crab and let me eat it all. That's what we'll do.
Ah, I'll take a bath now. See ya!"

"Shut up! See you and good night."

That was a storm of e-mails...

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:45:11 ID:lKVanHkK
"You got to know a cute girl like me, you know?"
Kansai laughed loudly.
Seeing her laugh, I felt my heart flutter for a moment.
I'd only had my eyes on Miss Understanding, but Kansai was cute and just as pretty as her.
To be honest, I could see Kansai being a lot more popular among guys.

So I...

   said "You, a cute girl?" and laughed.
rァ   wrapped my arms around Kansai and held her tight.

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:45:12 ID:RVmWEXG7
Actually, OP's been saving up the two crabs to have an offline crab meeting with us...

Right, >>1? He's gone off somewhere again.

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:45:26 ID:Q7UhNqcw
You should have asked for a selfie in the bath!

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:45:29 ID:Z5ubXAsi
It's Kawaguchi━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:45:33 ID:EvJnsIzy
>It's more fun to eat with someone, you know?

She's basically asking for it and OP doesn't notice it...

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:45:49 ID:3N5qVoiy
Murakami Haruki style?

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:45:54 ID:ynPNxCmz
Looks like even the friendly Kansai was put off by Molester's "I eat crab alone" statementwww

147 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:45:59 ID:177iwhOI
>It's more fun to eat with someone, you know?
Oh boy...

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:46:02 ID:iSqvbR2M
Echizen crab mindww

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:46:12 ID:yYVaGBeN
What part about it?w

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:46:20 ID:Zzvl7xOm
Hey! Kansai was totally looking forward to having crab with you!!
Call her over tomorrow! You know what, just settle for Kansai now!

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:46:22 ID:RVmWEXG7
Who needs a woman that says something like that to a guy she's only known for a day?

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:46:36 ID:Z5ubXAsi
I don't think anyone cares, but I meant to post this in a different thread.

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:46:55 ID:gQ8uFPQY
Here's a question to the people in the thread.

Is Kansai interested in OP?

154 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:46:56 ID:D50puFV/
Whew. I'm exhausted. It's almost time for this week's Futakoi too!

I don't think I left a bad impression on her... Or did I?

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:47:00 ID:USRt5uSn
>Ahh... I wanna eat crab now.
>It's more fun to eat with someone, you know?

Why would you ignore this????

156 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:47:11 ID:lKVanHkK
If it was Murakami Haruki, you'd have phrases like "Just great.", "How idiotic." and "Yougottadance." all over the place.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:47:28 ID:3qxNpHAk
It's a wig━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!!

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:47:36 ID:Z5ubXAsi
That storm of e-mails should have been between you and Miss Understanding...

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:47:39 ID:0qAVtloj
Can someone explain why OP isn't organizing a crab party?

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:47:48 ID:lKVanHkK

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:47:48 ID:ynPNxCmz
Nah, it's fine.

Lend her the Kai Band CD, treat her to crab and Kansai will be yours.

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:48:00 ID:2iFQ/omD
Someone post an archive of the first thread please.

163 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/11 00:48:05 ID:3mxc5AtY
Seems like it.

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:48:15 ID:Zzvl7xOm
I bet she's just like this to everyone, but I don't think he left a bad impression on her.

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:48:28 ID:iSqvbR2M
Hey. You left out the all-important mastermind Stalker Manw

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:48:32 ID:lKVanHkK
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167 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:48:34 ID:EvJnsIzy
Well, you did okay if you're not planning on going for Kansai anyway. What a waste though.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:48:37 ID:RVmWEXG7
You know how some women are nice to everyone? She's one of them.

169 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:48:40 ID:D50puFV/
No, I was half joking when I mentioned the crab...
I bet Kansai wasn't serious either when she told me to treat her to crab.

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:48:49 ID:jpkX8zTk
You can't use the crab on Miss Understanding anymore. Do you really have a crush on her?
Or are you after Glasses? Do you have something up your sleeve?

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:48:54 ID:rvquPAxW

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:49:00 ID:3N5qVoiy
I wasn't thinking straight.
My bad.

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:49:06 ID:0qAVtloj
I wonder if Kansai will show OP's e-mails to Miss Undie tomorrow.

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:49:07 ID:RVmWEXG7
So, how is it, >>1?
Are you fine with a Kansai end too or not?

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:49:14 ID:lKVanHkK
I feel like I finally know why you're not popular among girls.

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:49:23 ID:yYVaGBeN
It didn't have to be now, you know? You could have just said "Okay, I'll treat you to crab one day.".

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:49:45 ID:3qxNpHAk
So she'd do it to anyone, huh?

178 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:49:46 ID:m9lqibX+
So what's the plan, Molester?
Pick Miss Undie and get rid of the stalker → Good thread.

Pick Kansai and crab → Shit thread. Plus, I'd wish upon a shooting star that you die, Molester.

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:49:48 ID:vSI5781d
It's okay to be a bit more optimistic every once in a while, you know...

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:49:52 ID:lKVanHkK
"You got to know a cute girl like me, you know?"

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:50:00 ID:rvquPAxW
For what possible reason would she refuse to get treated to crab?

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:50:09 ID:Q7UhNqcw
I'm sure Kansai doesn't give a shit about >>1 though.
Why, you ask?

Because he's creepy.

183 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:50:21 ID:ynPNxCmz
Crab thread yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:50:25 ID:gQ8uFPQY
O-Oh yeah, t-there really are women like that.
I-It totally slipped my mind.

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:51:05 ID:Gu15nGr5

788 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/09 03:39:01 ID: zpiJbJf7
Thread 1 seems dead.
Someone show me where I can read it.

789 Name: bananan the third [This blog is awesome:http://blog.livedoor.jp/kurukuru_iris/] Date: 04/11/09 04:56:12 ID: cWwzYS5N

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:51:08 ID:Z5ubXAsi
Kansai: Isn't he a funny guy? (lol)
Miss Undie: Eh? He is?

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:51:12 ID:0qAVtloj
I won't ask for much. I just wanna write e-mails back and forth with girls like OP...

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:51:14 ID:wTBnPngw

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:51:18 ID:lKVanHkK

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190 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:51:24 ID:RVmWEXG7

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191 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:51:42 ID:3N5qVoiy
Isn't it about time for an e-mail from the busty loli?

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:52:34 ID:RVmWEXG7
Calm down.

193 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:52:46 ID:0qAVtloj
Kansai and Miss Undie are going to be talking about you tomorrow, Molester Man.

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:52:48 ID:iisAYKK1
(・∀・) grin

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:53:26 ID:TIcyBV2s
I'm starting to hate Molester Man.

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:53:26 ID:rvquPAxW
First of all, Molester has to tell us clearly what he wants to do from now on.

197 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/11 00:53:30 ID:3mxc5AtY
I think it's more likely that he doesn't get either of the girls.

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:54:00 ID:2iFQ/omD

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:54:15 ID:8BOi0NgQ
How to get a crab party started in 3 steps:
1. Find out if Miss Undie has been getting any e-mails from Glasses.
2. The next time you see Kansai, ask her "I got crab from an acquaintance, so how about we have some crab together, Miss Undie, you and me?".
3. If she says yes, invite Miss Undie over and tell her Kansai already said yes. She won't be able to refuse.

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:54:58 ID:i18YZ+sz
If you keep running after them both like that...

you'll catch neither. Get it?

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:55:35 ID:GXocS8a+
Now that it's come to this, how about you ask Meganesh to send you more crab?

202 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 00:55:53 ID:D50puFV/
Here's what I feel right now...
Miss Understanding is cute and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her.
Kansai isn't my type, but I think she's beautiful and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her.
As for Loli Jugs, her jugs are in the way, but she's cute and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her too...

Putting my desires aside, I really am worried about Miss Understanding and if I can be of help to her in some way, I'll gladly do it.
Well, I wouldn't go as far as saying something like "I'll do anything for her!", but if it's something I can do, I'll do my best to help.
Kansai might become my first friend after a long, a really long time.
Dunno enough about Loli Jugs yet.

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:56:07 ID:ynPNxCmz
Yesterday's party was all about crabs, pyramid schemes and religious cults, but today, we're having a Kansai party, huh?
Molester Man never lets us down.

204 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:56:34 ID:0IyJygbl
It's not too late! Go for the Crabses end!

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:57:09 ID:ZErmuMgz

Aren't you forgetting something?
How will you get rid of the stalker?

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:58:02 ID:wTBnPngw
Kansai is beautiful, huh? (・∀・) Nice!!

207 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/11 00:58:41 ID:5oiXN63s
+   +
  ∩_∩  + The thread is going so fast.
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:58:51 ID:rvquPAxW
>Putting my desires aside, I really am worried about Miss Understanding and if I can be of help to her in some way, I'll gladly do it.
>Well, I wouldn't go as far as saying something like "I'll do anything for her!", but if it's something I can do, I'll do my best to help.

Put your life on the line!!

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:58:52 ID:ynPNxCmz


210 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:59:46 ID:Z5ubXAsi
That's like one of those eroge you love so muchw

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:59:51 ID:Zzvl7xOm
>her jugs are in the way

212 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 00:59:59 ID:a5MhklY4
He's so going to end up empty-handed.

213 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:00:15 ID:GXocS8a+
Here's some information on how to deal with a stalker:


With this, you can kindly guide Miss Undie out of her misery!

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:00:27 ID:gQ8uFPQY
>her jugs are in the way

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:00:34 ID:8BOi0NgQ
I couldn't give any good advice to OP today... I'm off to bed.
Good night, guys.

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:01:01 ID:0IyJygbl
Hey! Are you alright!?

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:01:16 ID:3N5qVoiy
Once again, exactly how big are her boobs?

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:01:23 ID:Z5ubXAsi
Well, it's >>1 we're talking about.
He's weird like that.

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:02:09 ID:a5MhklY4
It's an extremely long pass━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:02:17 ID:RVmWEXG7
No, are you alright?w

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:02:20 ID:Fq5jxfzG
I can't believe you just said that.

She's Loli Jugs because she's a loli with big boobs! She wouldn't be anything special if she was just a loli or some normal girl with big boobs.
It's only because she's a loli AND has big boobs, a combination of two awesome traits, that she's able to beat Ozawa's summon Take-Minakata! Are you stupid or what?

222 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:02:42 ID:vSI5781d
Guess today's party is over. I'm going to bed too.

223 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 01:03:31 ID:D50puFV/
You're the stupid one.
There's no way someone who tries to be good at two things at once could beat someone who has mastered one thing!

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:03:39 ID:Z5ubXAsi
For starters, post some text art that resembles Kansai and Loli Jugs.

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:04:12 ID:wTBnPngw
For starters, post some pics of them.

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:04:33 ID:3oDkRo0R
Let me give you my serious opinion. I think you'll have a much easier time if you pick the Kansai route.

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:04:47 ID:rvquPAxW
How come you always reply so quickly when it's about something like that?w

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:04:58 ID:RVmWEXG7
Or at least tell us who they look like.

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:04:59 ID:JMn55G0N
Someone please post the highlights of >>1's threads so far.

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:06:01 ID:RVmWEXG7
Yeah, Miss Undie's route could get quite troublesome later on...
Even though it's the lamer route story-wise.

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:06:08 ID:3N5qVoiy
How many times do I have to ask you how big Loli Jugs's boobs are?

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:06:36 ID:Fq5jxfzG

233 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:07:53 ID:wTBnPngw


234 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:08:26 ID:USRt5uSn
Not sure if this will be helpful, but let me tell you anyway.
Once, my girlfriend was in trouble and didn't know what to do.
So I said things like
"I'll do anything in my power to help."
"Tell me if there's something I can do to help you."
but she got really mad at me and yelled
"You'll only try to do something if you know you can do it, huh!?"
I yelled back
"If it's something I can't do, then I can't do it!"
But she was like
"I know that! But there's no need to stress that you'll only do what you can!!"
We had a huge fight.

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:09:23 ID:a5MhklY4
Those are some weird looking boobies.

236 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:10:22 ID:RVmWEXG7
This is why I don't like cow tits.

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:10:25 ID:wTBnPngw
This image made my browser crash.

238 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:11:03 ID:RVmWEXG7
Now that's what I call clean-shaven.

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:11:20 ID:yYVaGBeN
Sometimes I feel like OP sees this whole thing only as an opportunity to lose his virginity.

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:11:52 ID:RVmWEXG7
Eh!? >>1 is a virgin!?

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:11:56 ID:0IyJygbl
So what?

242 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:12:18 ID:O4kwvLY1
Huh!? Isn't all this just a product of >>1's mind??

243 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:13:21 ID:m9lqibX+
Listen, stop worrying about the outcome or their feelings for you etc. Nothing's gonna happen if you don't get your shit together and act!
Don't try to get all three girls to like you! And don't try to leave a good impression!
It won't lead to anything, it'll only make you look lame!
So you wanna protect Miss Undie or what? Are you choosing her route then?

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:13:34 ID:rvquPAxW
>>1 is afk again...

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:14:07 ID:0IyJygbl
Isn't it a bit too late to start doubting OP now?

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:14:20 ID:a5MhklY4
Why don't we all just move to a boobs thread?

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:14:34 ID:Gu15nGr5
All I am worried about is if >>1's other two crabs aren't going bad...

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:15:17 ID:rvquPAxW
You see, >>1 loves Strawberry 100%...

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:15:35 ID:USRt5uSn
I'm worried about that too... I don't think he boiled them...

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:15:40 ID:wTBnPngw
Oh right, he's an anime otaku, isn't he...

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:16:16 ID:Z5ubXAsi
"Check out what my e-mail server looks like after neglecting my spam filters for a while"


Oh shitw

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:16:35 ID:RVmWEXG7
Ah, so he didn't boil them...
When I told him he could store them in a ziploc bag in the freezer for two weeks, I obviously meant AFTER boiling them.
Poor crabs...

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:16:36 ID:iSqvbR2M
Me too.

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:16:38 ID:tjRzXdZm
What's with this thread? A Train Man rip-off? Isn't the Train Man craze already over?

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:17:16 ID:RVmWEXG7
No, this thread is for crab discussions.

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:18:01 ID:rvquPAxW
I wonder if he'll ever post pics of the crabs...

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:19:19 ID:iSqvbR2M
Hmm... One thing that's bugging me is that the snow crab from Glasses was an Echizen crab, a local specialty...
I think I'll go google it a bit.

258 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/11 01:19:32 ID:5oiXN63s
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
 (0゚つ旦O +     v..v
 と__)__) +   ≡凸≡

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:24:45 ID:rvquPAxW
Thread is dead. I'm going to bed.

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:25:28 ID:aEmy54ZV
It looks like it's useless to try to talk some sense into OP.
It's difficult to give and take advice in real-time during an event, so OP should tell us what he wants to achieve, who he wants to chase and whether he really feels up to dealing with the stalker or not.
Only then can we discuss what e-mails to send and how to act from now on.
Only then can we tell you the best course of action based on your goals.

But well, all this is pointless if you're just going to ignore our posts and go berserk anyway.

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:25:48 ID:Z5ubXAsi
>>1 is fighting the stalker right now.

262 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 01:25:50 ID:D50puFV/
Heh! You guys must think I'm stupid!!

Of course, I boiled the two crabs!!

Already ate two legs or so though!!

263 : Second version : 04/11/11 01:25:52 ID:ynPNxCmz
┏━━━━━┓←──────────If possible seicross──────────┐  
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│
┗━━━━━┛                                      ..│.........│
    │                                           .│.........│
  Same part-time job                                 ....│.........│
    │                                           .↓.........│
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)...←――――――――┐
 ↑   ↑   ↑──────────If possible seicross ──────┘↑ ......│    ↑                    ....│
 │   │           ┌────────────────────┘ ......│ Happened to be around and intervened  .│
 │ Best friends?  E-mailing like crazy                          ...│ Sent crab as a token of apology      ..│
 │   ↓           │                               ........│    │                   Bakatono
 │  Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross────────┘..  Glasses ←────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:26:02 ID:a5MhklY4
Guess OP is taking a bath or something. I'm off to bed.

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:27:06 ID:Z5ubXAsi
  ( ・ω・)
  _| ⊃/(___
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

  Big boobs...

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:27:22 ID:ZvcWz5vO
I get home from working overtime, catch up on the thread as quickly as possible, and the latest post I read is yours...

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:27:28 ID:QRzKmdmY
Hurry up and invite Miss Undie over for a crab hot pot already.

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:28:08 ID:EvJnsIzy
You had to somehow squeeze in the Bakatono relation between Molester and Glasses, huh?w

269 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:28:08 ID:ZGqONl53
Where did this seicross meme come from anyway?

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:28:14 ID:USRt5uSn
I agree.
Replying to e-mails while reading the thread and considering our advice at the same time might be too much to ask.

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:28:26 ID:rHIpKFWi
ヽ(`Д´)ノ BAAWWWW!!
When I finally catch up, the party is already over!!

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:28:39 ID:a5MhklY4
Good job catching up though.

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:29:21 ID:tJVfyyw9
We Kansai route now.

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:29:32 ID:rHIpKFWi
Sorry, guys, I said I'd update the summary in the last thread, but didn't find the time to.

Props to >>80 for doing it in my place.

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:30:04 ID:wTBnPngw
Ehh! Crab party!? Oh, right, you did ask her once how she likes to eat crabs, didn't you?

276 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 01:30:27 ID:D50puFV/
You guys keep saying I'm ignoring your opinions, but that isn't my intention at all...
But yeah, since it's impossible to discuss what to reply in real-time, I need some kind of guideline, a general direction I can adhere to... You know, things to note, what to say, what not to say etc...
It'd be great if you guys could help me out with that.

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:31:38 ID:USRt5uSn
You're welcome.
Might be full of mistakes though. I was in a hurry when I wrote it.

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:31:50 ID:ynPNxCmz
You don't understand a thing.

The point is to give Molester Man the best advice we can possibly give, so he can just ignore it and do something completely unexpected.
The more serious our advice is, the funnier it is when Molester says fuck it and goes berserk.

There's only one thing we can do anyway.
Take whatever bait is thrown at us and devour it.

                          That is VIP QUALITY.

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:31:54 ID:2amUs3el
This is just fiction, right? Terrible fiction too, if I might add...

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:32:05 ID:rHIpKFWi
Well, I guess I missed out on everything today... But let's see if there's still something I can do.

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:32:44 ID:5E09zFpQ
So basically, OP officially switched to the Kansai route, am I right?

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:32:49 ID:N9Fhu7iM
To be honest, Molester going berserk is more interesting than everything going according to plan.

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:34:15 ID:iSqvbR2M
So you did boil them.
Keep in mind though that even when boiled their fridge shelf life is 3-4 days max.

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:34:50 ID:iSqvbR2M
I feel bad for Miss Undie.

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:34:53 ID:rHIpKFWi
Instead of Train Man who was a hero right from the start,
I can relate more to Molester Man who fucks up right from the start, goes berserk and can't seem to get anything rightw

286 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:35:09 ID:m9lqibX+
We've been asking you what your plans are for the last half an hour now! While talking about crab on the side.
You're the one who has to decide the general direction! And if you don't, we can't give you any advice! All we can do then is talk about crab.

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:36:34 ID:VX62OdPx
You guys are going way too fast.
Could you please slow down a little?
I just finished reading part 3, but you guys are already on part 5.

288 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:37:53 ID:USRt5uSn

I think it's wiser not to ask her about her family until she tells you herself.

Also, I feel like Kansai was only there today to check what kind of guy you are.
She probably heard that Miss Understanding is going to meet up with you again and spontaneously decided to join in.
Don't you think it's better to think of Kansai as just one of Miss Undie's friends and keep your distance for now?

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:38:05 ID:ZvcWz5vO
We can assume that Miss Undie and Kansai show >>1's e-mails to each other.
This may seem disadvantageous at first, but why don't we take advantage of it instead?

"I want to help Miss Undie, but what does she really expect from me?
Mental support via e-mails and phone calls? A male bodyguard? Knowledge of law and such?"
Ask Kansai this. She should relay the question to Miss Undie and tell you her answer.
And if there is no clear answer, switch to the Kansai route.

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:41:17 ID:iSqvbR2M
Imo the second half of the first line should be a bit less direct (more polite).
Otherwise it sounds like you haven't given it any thought.

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:42:41 ID:rHIpKFWi
First of all, how to beat the Miss Undie route...

It's too late to write an e-mail now... So here's an idea for an e-mail for tomorrow, I guess.
"It seems like yesterday's lunch was your treat. I'm sorry I didn't thank you, I only noticed it later.
Truth be told, I wasn't really myself because I don't often get the opportunity to talk to girls.
But I was very happy that you trusted me enough to ask me for advice even though we've only known each other for a short time.
The next time we meet, I would love to lick every inch and corner of your delicious body. Please rest assured. I masturbate everyday only thinking of you."

Turned out a bit too long.

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:46:15 ID:m9lqibX+
If you wanna do something against the stalker, why don't you take her to one of those local counselling centers?
Going to a lawyer might be a good idea too.
They should be able to give her more concrete advice and calm her down better than the police.

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:49:04 ID:rHIpKFWi
Okay, that last one was a joke. Here comes a serious one! Make arrangements to go to Miss Undie's place for a visit!

Here's what the e-mail should look like:
"Hello, Thank you for treating me to lunch yesterday.
I did some thinking yesterday night and had the following idea. How about I drop by your place every now and then?
Ah, I'm sorry if it's a dumb idea.
I just figured that if I kept paying you a visit every now and then, the stalker might see me going in and out of your place and give up on stalking you."

294 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:50:25 ID:rHIpKFWi
Aw, man.... I'm just taking out my frustration because I wasn't able to take part in today's party.... orz

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:55:40 ID:JMn55G0N
By the way, >>1, don't you have anyone outside of this thread to go to for advice?

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:55:49 ID:HMZwpBBU
I flew over here because I heard this thread is getting turned into a book.

297 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 01:57:20 ID:D50puFV/
.................well, there's the people in those "Ask me anything" kind of threads!

298 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:58:44 ID:rHIpKFWi
They're people on 2ch too! Heck, most of them are VIPPERs like us!

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:59:14 ID:m9lqibX+
There, >>1 just skipped all the important posts again.

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:00:08 ID:rHIpKFWi
To be fair, the thread's going so fast today, I haven't read half the posts yet either.

301 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 02:02:44 ID:D50puFV/
Which posts exactly? People already asked me the same questions about my plans earlier today and I answered all of them! If you want something from me, please make it as concrete as possible.

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:04:32 ID:0IyJygbl
Are we allowed to express any negative opinions in this thread?

303 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:04:33 ID:Zzvl7xOm
People kept saying that OP's e-mails are incoherent and don't make any sense etc., but my e-mails aren't any different. Were they really that weird?

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:05:25 ID:ajva3+wJ
Kids should just stick to their games for kids...
Life ain't a game.

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:06:03 ID:rHIpKFWi
Here's a concrete idea then.
Write "I think I'm in love with Miss Undie." to Kansai.

Do it.

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:06:17 ID:wTBnPngw
I'm going to bed. Good night, my lovely Kansai. (;´Д`)

307 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:06:44 ID:USRt5uSn
You mean his e-mails to Kansai, right?
My e-mails are usually like that toow
I don't think hard about what to reply, I just go with the flow.

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:07:08 ID:i18YZ+sz
I've been posting in these threads since the ninth post of the first thread, but I have yet to give any advice to OP that's worth a dime.

309 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 02:08:16 ID:D50puFV/
Why would I write something like that to her...?

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:08:22 ID:N9Fhu7iM
The final judgment always rests with Molester. It's his life. He decides what to do with it.

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:09:16 ID:/hKXAbLs

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:09:32 ID:Fth/G5Xq
I like OP's QUALITY.

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:09:46 ID:0IyJygbl
Yeah, that goes for Molester's habit of going berserker as well.

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:11:20 ID:Fth/G5Xq
I don't think I'll be here tomorrow, but from what I've seen today, this thread should be fine.
One last question though, >>1.
If the next event is this weekend, will it be on Saturday? Or Sunday?

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:12:05 ID:0IyJygbl
Let me add something to >313, so it doesn't get misunderstood.

If Molester wants to go berserk, he shall. It's for him to decide.

Ah, fuck it.

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:12:08 ID:26qIDGkJ
OP, please tell us which celebrities you, Loli Jugs and Kansai resemble the most.

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:12:52 ID:N9Fhu7iM
I'm interested in >>316 too.

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:12:59 ID:ZvcWz5vO
I revised it to look like he's given it a lot of thought.
It makes OP sound a bit negative though, so I wouldn't recommend it to amateurs.

"I want to do something for Miss Undie so she can live her life at ease,
but if I kept following her around all the time, I'd end up looking like a stalker, wouldn't I?
I figured I could at least provide mental support via frequent e-mail and phone calls, but it'll backfire if Miss Undie isn't comfortable with that kind of things...
What do you think she really expects from me?"

We get the following routes depending on Kansai's reply:
"She said she's scared of being alone in her room everyday, so please give her a call from time to time." → Miss Undie route
"You're a good guy, Molester." → Kansai route
"You should be worrying about making some friends instead!" → Kansai route (friendzone version)
"You should be worrying about finding a girlfriend instead!" → Loli Jugs route (brutal)
"Look, if you're just bored out of your mind, eat some crab or something, but leave us alone!" → Glasses route

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:13:24 ID:m9lqibX+
What we want to know in concrete is who you're really after.
All you've told us so far is that Miss Undie is your type of girl, Kansai is a bro and Loli Jugs is a nice extra.
Oh yeah, you said something about crabs too.
How does this answer the question!?
I'm not criticizing you, Molester. It's just time to decide, is all.

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:13:54 ID:USRt5uSn
Look at the last few posts. Several people have posted their thoughts on this matter.
See how they're all different? I'm sure we'd never reach a conclusion if we discussed it without your opinion.
No one asked you to reply to every post in this thread.
But if it's only a handful posts like right now, it'd be great if you could comment on them.
If you prefer not to, just say so, it's okay.
This is your thread, remember?

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:15:51 ID:rHIpKFWi
The Top 4 routes from the VIPPERs' point of view:
1. Glasses route
2. Loli Jugs route
3. Kansai route
4. Miss Undie route

But I don't see any route besides the Glasses and the Miss Undie one actually happening.

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:17:22 ID:0IyJygbl
5. Prison route

Add this to the list.

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:17:32 ID:rHIpKFWi
Well, in my case, >>1's habit of spilling spaghetti all over the place rubs off on me and I start writing stupid shit too.
But I don't want him to change his berserker waysw

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:19:36 ID:rHIpKFWi
Wait, are you that guy who wanted me to add "Forever alone in a prison cell" when I said OP had only two choices, date Miss Undie or be forever alone?

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:21:01 ID:0IyJygbl
No, I'm not.
Guess someone else had the same idea as me.

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:22:19 ID:USRt5uSn
It does keep things interesting.
So long as it doesn't have any bad consequences, we can laugh about it and everything's fine.

It's also interesting to see the very different opinions in this thread.
Sometimes I'm like "Wtf is he thinking?", but it somehow turns out okay in the end.

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:26:14 ID:ZvcWz5vO
The best twist for us VIPPERs would be if >>1 turned out to be a stalker and Miss Understanding his target. And he only started this thread to guess what options her newly acquainted male friend/bodyguard has.
It would be both mind-blowing and epic.

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:26:51 ID:rHIpKFWi
Adding a prison route would change the ranking:

1. Glasses route
2. Prison route
3. Loli Jugs route
4. Kansai route
5. Miss Undie route
6. Grand Finale

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:29:13 ID:rHIpKFWi
Tie for first place: Crab offline party with VIPPERs

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:31:25 ID:0IyJygbl
Crab offline party with Miss Undie, Kansai, Loli Jugs, Glasses and the VIPPERs.

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:32:36 ID:ZvcWz5vO
>>1 is the only one who doesn't get invited, huh?

332 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:34:42 ID:USRt5uSn
Yeah because OP never replies to any of our advice and suggestions.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just talking to myself. OTL

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:37:22 ID:m9lqibX+
Offline party with VIPPERs fighting huge crabs.

334 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:38:17 ID:rHIpKFWi
I'm usually just talking to myself too... orz
Well, I'm just glad OP reacts to my posts every once in a while...

Also, I was really happy when he used one of my e-mail suggestions.

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:39:31 ID:ZvcWz5vO
Remember, VIP is your blog.

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:39:33 ID:rHIpKFWi
That'd be a real-life enactment of The Battle of the Monkey and the Crab.

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:41:19 ID:f7UdtnZK
Finally caught up...

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:41:44 ID:USRt5uSn
>>334 335
Wow, two people replied to my post.
But now my body won't stop shaking because I feel like my post just derailed the thread...

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:45:54 ID:sQ6FCQIH
1. Glasses route
2. Prison route
3. Loli Jugs route
4. Kansai route
5. Miss Undie route
6. Grand Finale

100. Foursome route (VIPPERs lose their shit)

Secret #1 route. OP posts a video of the foursome

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:46:46 ID:rHIpKFWi
Derailing threads is VIP QUALITY too.

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:48:11 ID:btpFbfli
How come there isn't a single ugly character in this story?

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:48:50 ID:rHIpKFWi
VIP would have the biggest party ever if we unlocked the secret route.

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:49:57 ID:USRt5uSn
I can't believe how kind VIP is today. Helps me stop the shakes.

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:50:52 ID:rHIpKFWi
That's because...
You know how they say hunger is the best spice?
If you're extremely hungry, anything will look delicious to you.

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:52:58 ID:USRt5uSn
I'm going to bed.
Night. ノシ

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:54:36 ID:GXocS8a+
>>1 Today it seemed like you had trouble keeping up with their e-mails.
If you need more time to take the opinions posted in the thread into account, you'll have to pay more attention to your replying pace.
Replying too quickly will wear the girls out too. It'll also make it harder for you to maintain a steady pace.

You also got to know them in very different ways, so you might lose them both if you act too rash, you know!?
Miss Undie:
You got to know her by getting mistaken for a molester (a stalker) by her.
It's possible that she still suspects you.
Don't say things that could be taken the wrong way. Don't make any jokes either. Your first priority is to gain her trust.
Try to make her understand that you're someone she can trust.
Miss Undie introduced her to you. Is it her role to check you out for her?
Try not to give her a too negative and lonely impression of yourself.
Show her that you can be cheerful and optimistic too. And that you're a reliable guy.
Take care, however, not to get carried away too much.

For now, focus on dealing with the stalker problem while becoming better friends with both of them. This okay for you?

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:57:30 ID:rHIpKFWi
This is starting to resemble Train Man's story more and more...
Like how OP got introduced to friends of the heroine and how they're up against a stalker.

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 02:59:55 ID:rHIpKFWi
Since your place is close to hers, you could accompany her on her way to work and back.
Then you'll get to meet her everyday and eventually get more intimate with her.

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 03:01:48 ID:QPm60cig
>>1 isn't as broad-minded as he claims to be, is he?
It's like he's too busy with his own problems to care for othersw

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 03:06:25 ID:rHIpKFWi
The biggest problem here is that most of my posts were posted after the parties... I need to do something about this...

351 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/11 03:10:02 ID:jW8MudKR
  .ノ 丶ハヽ
 ( ( ) ) 。‘) < Going to bed!
 │| | |と )
 ( ( ) )ノ
   ̄ ̄

352 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 03:12:19 ID:D50puFV/
Good night!!

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 03:15:43 ID:RVmWEXG7
But damn, who would have thought that this thread would get this far...
I personally thought she was going to invite you to a religious cult when she asked you to come to the restaurant yesterday.
So I'm pretty happy that this thread is continuing. I'm going to bed now too. Hang in there tomorrow, >>1!
You seem to be having the time of your life, you lucky bastard.

354 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 03:18:34 ID:D50puFV/
There's not much to hang in there for tomorrow though.
The weekend date is probably no more since we met up today...

Anyways, I need you guys to think about what kind of e-mail I should send to whom or who to call tomorrow.
Ring ni Kakero just ended, so it's about time I go to bed too.

I just remembered I got an exam the day after tomorrow.

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 03:24:41 ID:sQ6FCQIH
Why don't you think for yourself for a change?

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 03:25:31 ID:rHIpKFWi
I feel like OP just skipped all my postsw

357 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 03:25:48 ID:D50puFV/
I'm thinking of sending a casual e-mail to everyone except Loli Jugs...

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 03:26:56 ID:N9Fhu7iM
>everyone except Loli Jugs
I'll never forgive you.

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 03:30:27 ID:JTs7V1w/
Guys... I can't be the only one who wants to hear about the conversations OP left out, right? For example about Kansai's and Loli Jugs' experiences with molesters.
Let's all ask Molester Man to tell us!

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 03:31:33 ID:rHIpKFWi
That includes Glasses, right?

Anyways, I'm off to bed too. Gotta work tomorrow.

361 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 04:35:04 ID:beOUKexo
Wait in line for life advice - VIP branch office
The people in this thread can help you.

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 04:35:48 ID:KmloLTYL
I can't stand threads like this. For personal reasons.

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 05:27:29 ID:m9lqibX+
Why to everyone?
They asked for your e-mail address, so let them write an e-mail to you first.
Don't get too greedy, you damn polygamist.

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 05:40:16 ID:RR0BYdyV
I predict that OP's sudden popularity among girls gets to his head and he fucks up.

365 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 05:42:46 ID:GUaJGgWU
Kansai seems to have a personality like Cure Black from Pretty Cure.

366 : Matoi Keiichi : 04/11/11 06:28:27 ID:ANgraIdb
Writing with my real name in case this gets turned into a book.
Would be pretty cool if my post ends up in it.

367 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 06:47:01 ID:Uq9lIIRp
>>366 You've never actually read a Train Man book, have you? Dumbass.

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 06:49:14 ID:RR0BYdyV
There's no way a story with a main protagonist who goes "I wanna have seicross!" gets turned into a book. Unless he publishes it himself with the help of volunteers from VIP.

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 06:51:19 ID:yYVaGBeN
Surprise, surprise, it's another Matoi.

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 07:29:33 ID:HDwtDjfw

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 09:05:35 ID:Z5ubXAsi
↓ Google is your friend!

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 09:28:53 ID:9iOtEKhQ
Why does my heart ache when I read this thread? It's not even about me.

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 10:11:13 ID:2RiKQOrF
Good morning, guys.

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 10:21:10 ID:vSI5781d

Is Molester off to university?

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 10:23:09 ID:E9qitAMy
You're the best, Dr. Google! ( ゚v^ )v

376 : Writing from my cell phone @ work : 04/11/11 10:51:26 ID:Vmc4MNS4
Just finished reading the 200 posts I had missed last night.
Fuck work and fuck working hours. I can't work anyway because this thread is on my mind all the time.

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 10:55:35 ID:gVLoMymR
Finally caught up with the thread.
Damn, son, Molester's berserker streaks are full of VIP QUALITY.

I think the Kansai route is out of the question though.
Her "Pull yourself together, man" at the family restaurant says a lot imo.

Sorry for the serious post.

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 10:57:53 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Ehhh, OP, are you really going to send an e-mail to everyone? Can you handle so many conversations at once?
Who are you most interested in anyway? Glasses? Or is it Miss Undie's dad?

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:12:00 ID:YVNj4M2u
We kept joking about how OP should pick the Kansai route or the Loli Jugs route yesterday,
but this >>1 might seriously pull off something stupid like that...

This is no joke, OP. If you really are an eroge master, >>1, make sure to pick the right route.

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:12:45 ID:Z5ubXAsi
Btw, what happened to the date this weekend?
She treated you to lunch last time, you need to return the favor.
Why don't we try to come up with some ideas on how to deal with the stalker and you present them to her this weekend?

Not like what I write matters though. OP will ignore all opinions and go berserk anywayw

381 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 11:17:50 ID:D50puFV/
As I already said last night, I think we can scratch the weekend date.

I do admit that I did some stupid shit, but I didn't ignore all your opinions. Read the thread more carefully next time.
You'll see that I've always acted on someone's opinion.

382 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:18:38 ID:I1fEDkYT
I feel like Kansai and Miss Understanding and co. are just trolling >>1.

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:22:29 ID:RR0BYdyV
No, what you do is, take the first opinion in the thread and roll with it.
But don't get me wrong.

It's what I like about you. Don't change it.

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:22:38 ID:8BOi0NgQ
You're both free this weekend, aren't you?
You could try to arrange a new date...

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:23:48 ID:JIQ+OH3J
Go for Kansai. She'll let you do her.

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:24:37 ID:YVNj4M2u
Write an e-mail to Miss Undie today.
There's no need to contact the rest.

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:25:09 ID:VX62OdPx
What you've acted on is the VIPPERs' greed, i.e. what they wanted you to do.
What you need to act on is the VIPPERs' wisdom.

Only problem is, there's no such thing as the VIPPERs' wisdom.

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:25:20 ID:RR0BYdyV
Let's see.

"Would you like to meet up this weekend? I would like to thank you for treating me to lunch yesterday and plan our next steps against the stalker.
We could also go look for self-defense products if you like."

How's this for a start?

389 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 11:26:11 ID:D50puFV/
Kansai is probably a no-go...

I've said this before, but that kind of conversation doesn't mean anything, does it?
Though, let me say this again too, I don't know what I'm talking about because I don't have any friends.

I did have some male friends in high school and my e-mail conversations with them were kinda like that.
Isn't it normal for lively girls like Kansai to be like that to people they're not interested in as well?

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:27:37 ID:juNDVuhx

If the weekend date is no more, you'll just have to set up a new one.
There's no need to go along with Miss Undie's slow pace.
Women might act perplexed at first if you're pushy, but they really prefer it that way. They think it's manly.

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:29:40 ID:gVLoMymR
Yeah, well, it was a normal conversation, alright.
But no matter how I look at it, it looks to me as if she's trying to bring you and Miss Undie together.

And THIS could be a problem.

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:30:02 ID:sBpobYvh
What makes you think the weekend date is called off?
Kansai got a good impression of you, so isn't it more like you're officially allowed to meet her now?

393 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:30:53 ID:RR0BYdyV
It's like you caught a case of the so-called "loser mentality".
Your first thoughts are always negative ones like "No way she's interested in me." or "She's probably just playing with me".
Years later you'll hate yourself for not having given it a shot and be like "Why did I not ask her out?".

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:31:24 ID:zLWCULS0
Seriously now, if Kansai is a no-go, then don't even bother with Miss Understandingw

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:35:58 ID:Gu15nGr5
It's like you're talking about me...

396 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 11:36:09 ID:D50puFV/
I had the same feeling.
Actually, when you put it like that, everything makes sense.
Well, yeah, I mean, if she wants to meet me again, I'd be glad to. And I have to pay her back for lunch too.

It's just that we already had an agreement to meet up, but... having met up yesterday, there's no excuse, or rather, no reason to meet up anymore.
I try nothing and nothing happens → I should have tried something.
I give it a shot and fail → I shouldn't have tried anything.
Really? Isn't Kansai more like a friend?

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:40:14 ID:RR0BYdyV
Don't forget that this incident is a godsend. You don't have anything to lose.
Besides, when I say give it a shot, I don't mean knocking her door down.
Simply hinting that you got a thing for her should be enough.
It's certainly better than pretending you're just friends and hiding your boner from her in some half-assed way.
For some reason, despite your berserker habit, you're too hesitant when you shouldn't be.

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:42:25 ID:YVNj4M2u
Why don't you set up a meeting this time? If you don't, you'll just fade into oblivion, you know?

But then again, Miss Undie might eventually contact you since she seems to be quite an impatient person herself.

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:43:05 ID:jpkX8zTk
"I have some ideas on what to do against the stalker.
Please let me treat you to lunch this weekend and thank you for treating me to lunch yesterday."

An e-mail like this should do.

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:43:23 ID:zLWCULS0
Yeah, she's like a friend and friends can easily turn into more.
Miss Understanding, on the other hand, got too much baggage...
With that said, we need a character profile of Kansai.

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:43:25 ID:I1fEDkYT
By the way, >>1.
I'll be your friend if you introduce me to Loli Jugs.

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:44:48 ID:sBpobYvh
There's no need to be so pessimistic about this imo.
Since Miss Undie seems to have accepted you as her advisor, she'll eventually contact you.

Why don't you do some research on anti-stalker measures while you wait for an e-mail from her?

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:47:29 ID:RR0BYdyV
"I was thinking we could meet up this weekend and talk about how to deal with the stalker in detail.
It'd be also to thank you for treating me to lunch the other day. Would you be free this weekend?"

This should be okay, right? If it's too direct, you could throw in a "together with Miss Kansai".

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:48:10 ID:JTs7V1w/
One more time. I can't be the only one who wants to hear about the conversations OP left out, right? For example about Kansai's and Loli Jugs' experiences with molesters.
Let's all ask Molester Man to tell us!

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:48:37 ID:Gu15nGr5
Miss Undie's heart was beating fast out of fear when she thought Molester was stalking her.
Until she realized it was a misunderstanding and her heart rate went back to normal.
What I'm trying to say is, she mistook her faster heart rate from when she thought Molester was stalking her for the faster heart rate you get when you're in love.
It's the so-called suspension bridge effect.

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:52:18 ID:Z5ubXAsi
Ever since your first thread, I've been writing serious posts only and you almost never replied to any of my posts.

Actually, I think this is the first time I got a reply from you in ages.

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:53:54 ID:jpkX8zTk
OP is just that good at blue-balling.
He's got everyone in this thread waiting for his posts with pounding hearts.

408 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 11:54:05 ID:D50puFV/
Heh, like I could possibly pull off a feat like that. My communication skill would have to be at max level for it.
Yeah, I feel like I'll just fade into oblivion if I don't call or e-mail her...
Even if dating wasn't an option, I wouldn't want to lose her as she's the first acquaintance I've had in many years.
I don't mind writing about it if you're interested.

So, do I call or e-mail Miss Understanding and tell her that I've come up with some ideas on how to deal with the stalker? Or do I suggest coming up with ideas together?

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:55:09 ID:8BOi0NgQ
(´-`).。oO( Why is OP pushy when he shouldn't be, but isn't when he needs to be...? I just don't understand. )

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:55:30 ID:m9lqibX+
The e-mails from Kansai may be normal, yes.
But from your reports, Kansai seems way closer to you than Miss Undie.
Plus, Miss Undie isn't as outgoing as Kansai.
If you keep paying this much attention to Kansai, it'll only make it more difficult for you to get closer to Miss Undie.
You might have struck gold for the first time in your life, but you're now at an important crossroads of your life as well.
So don't even try to have seicross with all of them!

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:56:02 ID:JTs7V1w/
Write! Write about it, Molester! You have lots of friends here waiting for you to write about it!

412 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:56:16 ID:gVLoMymR

(The broadcast switches back to the studio)

Female announcer: "It's time to introduce our guests.
Mr. Glasses who sent crab to OP and Miss Understanding's work colleague Miss Kansai."

Male announcer: "Your point in common with OP seems to be Bakatono.
However, you two seem to have extremely different stances on Bakatono..."


413 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:57:22 ID:jpkX8zTk
Send >>399 or >>403 after making some changes to them.

414 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 11:58:49 ID:D50puFV/
If it's "closeness", Kansai does feel closer than Miss Understanding.
But you see, Kansai is a fucking university student. And I am just one of her many male friends.
Miss Understanding, however, claims to have no male friends at all (which is probably a lie though). Though not very close, it makes me "the one guy she knows".
If you look at it like this, Miss Understanding seems like a more realistic target, don't you think?

Besides, I'm not trying to have seicross with all of them!! Although I would love to!!
Looks like you're the only one who wants me to write about it though!

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 11:59:29 ID:sBpobYvh
Sounds like you got the right motivation for this.
But still, you have to take some concrete action if you don't want to lose her.

Also, don't forget that your relationship with Miss Undie has changed.
From the misunderstander and the misunderstood to the advised and the adviser.

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:01:29 ID:RR0BYdyV
First of all, forget about Loli Jugs. As long as she doesn't contact you herself, stay away from her.
Next up is Kansai as she's the closest seicross target. I'd say she's within your shooting range.
Just keep in mind that if you decide to go after her, you can't allow yourself to "neglect Miss Undie".
"How much you worry about Miss Undie while you hit on Kansai" might be an important factor in the success.
If you choose the Miss Undie course, however, you'll have to drop Kansai like a hot potato asap.

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:02:05 ID:JTs7V1w/
As long as there is a single person who wants to hear about something, isn't it your job as a writer to answer their request?

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:03:49 ID:JIQ+OH3J
I wanna hear about it too.

419 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 12:08:40 ID:D50puFV/
Right. Guess I'll call or e-mail her sometime this evening then. Which is better?
But she's friends with Miss Understanding and Kansai, you know!? I can't just ignore her, can I?

Uhh, but my report is already over. Isn't it annoying to have something like a supplementary report?
But if you guys don't mind, I won't either.

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:08:51 ID:8BOi0NgQ
"Shall we go shopping for self-defense products this weekend?
I'd also like to thank you for yesterday by treating you to lunch. What do you say?
This time, we'll have more time to talk.
I really wish to be of help to you."
Is this any good?
You should have lunch in the restaurant near the police station you mentioned in a previous thread... You can talk there a while, then go buy self-defense products and finally ask her if she wants to have some of the crab you got delivered.
If she says OK, talk to her in your room some more about the stalker and your hobbies etc.
If she says NO, just give her one of the crabs. (Brownie points UP)
Keep in mind to act like a gentleman while she's in your room.

I swear, if OP ignores this post... (´・д・`)

421 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 12:11:12 ID:D50puFV/
Why are you guys so bent on me using the crab?w

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:11:53 ID:JTs7V1w/
Serious question. Why would a supplementary report be annoying?

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:11:55 ID:jpkX8zTk
No matter how you look at it, "I've come up with some ideas" sounds more reliable.
"Let's come up with ideas together" is too passive. You should be taking the lead in this case.

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:12:50 ID:8BOi0NgQ
The crab will go bad if you don't use it soon...
You should use the weapons at your disposal.

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:13:43 ID:Vmc4MNS4
Teacher! >423 just said something good!

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:13:46 ID:sBpobYvh
If I was you, I'd wait a day or two.
Meanwhile, I'd read up on anti-stalker measures.
She'll probably send you an e-mail tonight anyway.

But let me warn you, I wouldn't count on my opinion if I was you.
You better take other posts into consideration before you decidew

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:14:27 ID:VwgzM+0c
As long you get to tap someone, it doesn't matter who it is, huh?

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:14:27 ID:sBpobYvh
That's it!!

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:14:40 ID:Sl4GnQbd
  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Tits! Tits!

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:15:46 ID:G+2LbJfT
I was sleeping yesterday and missed the party.
Now I don't even feel like catching up and shit.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:16:56 ID:gVLoMymR
What are modern anti-stalker measures like anyway?
She went home alone yesterday, didn't she? Miss Undie, I mean.
So I suppose she isn't getting stalked all day everyday then?

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:18:09 ID:QPm60cig
If there's one thing I don't understand, it's why Miss Undie chose to go to Molester for advice.
Especially with a good friend like Kansai who seems to have lots of male friends.
She could have just asked her to introduce some reliable guys to her...

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:19:57 ID:VwgzM+0c
 (;`・ω・)  。・゚・⌒) I'm making crab pilaf!!
 /   o━ヽニニフ))

     (:::::  )・゚。   Only to eat it alone like I do everyday...
    (::::::::.. つニフ
  ̄ ̄と とノ ̄ ̄

     Λ,,Λ  wipe wipe
     (:::::  ∩゙。
    (::::::::. ノニフ
  ̄ ̄と とノ ̄ ̄ ̄

     (:::´・ω)。   I-I'm not crying!
  ̄ ̄と とノ ̄ ̄

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:21:49 ID:JTs7V1w/
He won't write about the missing parts, will he...

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:22:45 ID:gVLoMymR
Would you ask some strange guy for advice just because he's a friend of your friend?
On the other hand, you got Molester you've met a couple of times already.
Not saying that Molester was a good choice though.

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:22:51 ID:q/dR7VA+
Maybe she already asked them for advice or she just prefers shy and modest guys like OP.

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:23:55 ID:sBpobYvh
She probably didn't want to talk about things like that to a friend's friend.
In Molester Man's case, she didn't have a choice but to tell him about it anyway, so she maybe just went with it?

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:24:44 ID:RR0BYdyV
What if Molester Man is just a scapegoat!?

439 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 12:25:09 ID:D50puFV/
I've actually done some thinking and come up with a few concrete anti-stalker measures for her:
1. Get herself a boyfriend or have someone around her at all times.
2. Go to the police, tell them every little detail of what happened until they get off their asses and do something.
3. Raise money somehow and hire a private detective.
4. Kick his ass.

2 seems like a hopeless case. I thought it was only when you testify in a trial, but it seems like you have to talk to the police about it in great detail.
If I was a woman and a stalker victim, I'd cry myself to sleep too.
3 is probably out of the question as well. Dunno how much money they really charge though.
As for 4........ would I have to do it?

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:28:11 ID:RR0BYdyV
You know, maybe, just maybe, it's a subconscious thing and she isn't even aware of it herself,
but she may be thinking of Molester Man as a pawn she can sacrifice in case 4 happens... What a nightmare.

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:29:55 ID:sBpobYvh
You can't decide on any concrete measures without discussing it with Miss Undie first anyway.
Shouldn't you be thinking about what to do to meet her again so you can do exactly that?

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:30:45 ID:5z+GXPof
If you really are interested in Miss Undie, you should show it to her through Kansai.
Don't even think about going after Kansai and Loli Jugs at the same time.
So all you have to do is indirectly show Kansai that you like Miss Undie.

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:32:08 ID:gVLoMymR
You keep mentioning private detectives, but do you really think they're worth their pay?
Did you even google up on them?


>What are some typical anti-stalker measures?
>We can help you move, change your phone number and e-mail address, have an actor pretend to be your boyfriend, install security cameras in your home, help you write a damage report to the police etc.

Not very impressive imo. Don't know if it's just this particular detective agency that sucks, but I bet others aren't any better.
Well, they can be pretty persuasive, I guess.

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:35:19 ID:m9lqibX+
Hmm... From what I've heard so far, going to the police again isn't really an option.
And I wouldn't want to pay heaps of money for something like this either.
Why don't you look for a counselling center for stalking or a lawyer who can give her concrete advice instead? Then you could accompany her.

Also, there's no need to become friends with all her friends. It'll only make you look like a player. You've only got to know them yesterday, after all. Just wait for them to contact you on their own.

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:36:42 ID:2RiKQOrF
>>1 Get rid of the stalker for her and she'll like you more. It's that simple.

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:37:06 ID:RR0BYdyV
If I were her, I'd consider installing security cameras, making a contract with a security company and strengthening my door locks etc. It'll cost a lot of money though.
For starters, you should recommend security cameras and new door locks to her (a three-point locking system would be good).

447 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 12:39:32 ID:D50puFV/
If I were to be honest, we've already talked about pretty concrete things last time...
I don't know if I'd call it being interested in her... At first, I was like "Holy shit, a lonely virgin like me got to know a cute girl through a strange misunderstanding!", but now I'm simply perplexed because I got acquainted with THREE girls in only a few days.
From the beginning, I've been more "happy" about the lucky coincidence than "romantically interested".

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:39:51 ID:gVLoMymR
What I meant was, you have to know about her current stalker situation in order to come up with a concrete plan.
You're not taking the stalker too lightly, are you?

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:41:26 ID:EvJnsIzy
Good morning, guys.

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:41:47 ID:QPm60cig
Yeah, well, you can come up with all kinds of reasons for why she did it, but there's just something strange about it...
Even if she was a clingy, dependent woman, why would she go to someone she'd already caused trouble for by mistaking him for a molester and trouble him some more by asking him for help?

If she wanted to depend on strangers so bad, shouldn't she have asked other guys for help and gotten everything sorted out a long time ago?

On the other hand, if she wasn't a clingy, dependant woman, she wouldn't ask someone she'd troubled before for help in the first place...

There's always the possibility that Miss Undie's got a crush on Molester, but her actions are still kinda suspicious...

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:42:06 ID:E9qitAMy
Go back to sleep and never wake up, trash.

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:43:18 ID:sBpobYvh
Let me ask you again just to make sure.
Do you really wanna help Miss Undie?
Or is it more like you'll try to help her, but don't wanna do anything too strenuous?

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:44:27 ID:RR0BYdyV
It's more like OP loves fantasizing about saving Miss Undie like a man and making her fall in love with him, but doesn't want to think about how to actually do it, right?

454 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 12:47:11 ID:D50puFV/
It's like this.

I do want to help her, but I don't want to have to do something TOTALLY annoying.

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:48:19 ID:2RiKQOrF
That isn't good enough though.
Might as well quit if it's like that.

456 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:48:41 ID:jpkX8zTk
1 is probably impossible for OP. She doesn't know you well enough.
3 is out of the question. You keep going on about private detectives, but they're not like in the manga you read, you know? Besides, you couldn't afford one.

The most realistic one is 2. The police treat stalking cases seriously nowadays. They even let a policewoman interview you and stuff.
The moment someone breaks into your place, it becomes too much for a mere civilian to handle. Besides, the sooner you get the police on the case, the safer you'll be in the long run.
I'm sure Miss Understanding doesn't want to talk about what the stalker did to her, but that's where you come in.
Support her there and get some brownie points.

4 is a double-edged sword. I can't imagine OP kicking the stalker's ass, and even if you did manage to, you might end up getting sued for violence instead.
And in the worst case, if you can't beat him, you or Miss Understanding could get hurt or even killed.

457 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:49:52 ID:jpkX8zTk
You should just quit in that case.

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:50:07 ID:q/dR7VA+
Equip yourself with a pepper spray, a stab-proof vest, an extendable baton, and you should be fine.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:50:08 ID:SV5emRp6
Then go stick a "STALKERS KEEP OUT" sticker to Miss Undie's place now.
She'll be eternally thankful to you if it actually keeps the stalker out.

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:50:34 ID:Q7UhNqcw
Moving into Miss Undie's place should be your final goal then.

You'd get to spend time with her without any effort and keep the stalker away at the same time.
The only question is what to do if the stalker launches an attack.

Can you even put up a fight, OP?

461 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:51:29 ID:9iOtEKhQ
I had lunch at Pomme-no-ki today.
And what I got served, holy mother of God, it was huge.
But it isn't very becoming of a man to leave something on his plate.

I couldn't finish it though.

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:51:34 ID:RR0BYdyV
Well, forget about the Miss Undie end then. Forget about her friends too.
As long as you don't solve Miss Undie's stalker problem for her, you'll never be able to score with one of her friends.

The easiest route for you is the "One night stand with Kansai" one.

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:51:47 ID:2RiKQOrF
I heard installing a motion sensor light and a dummy surveillance camera outside is enough to scare them off.

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:52:06 ID:gVLoMymR
I'll say this for your own good. Quit now.
Pull out before you get dragged into shit you don't wanna deal with.
Just switch to the Meganesh route.

465 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 12:53:17 ID:D50puFV/
When I say TOTALLY annoying, I mean things like

having to skip work and classes everyday to accompany her to and from work,
or getting sent into a hopeless fight like the first battle with Golbez in FF4,
or having to lend her more than 100,000 yen so she can hire a private detective...
I mean, we're not even dating.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:53:52 ID:SV5emRp6

Kansai is the only one he might be able to have seicross with without too much trouble.

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:54:23 ID:sBpobYvh
I don't know what counts as annoying for you and what not,
but if you're not going to do everything in your power like you said you would,
you might as well give up now.

Here's what I would do.
I'd either call the Metropolitan Police Department for stalking or go to one of those free counselling services.
It's the least you can do imo.
But I'd do it all by myself. Not together with Miss Undie.

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:54:30 ID:QPm60cig
Don't worry, she doesn't expect that much from youw

469 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:55:57 ID:2RiKQOrF
Seicross doesn't just drop from heaven, you know?
If you want seicross, you'll have to do some ( ゚Д゚) annoying things for it!

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:56:17 ID:RR0BYdyV
However, when it comes to more extreme stalkers, such half-assed "threats" are like drops of water on a hot stone.
It might work on equally half-assed stalkers or burglars, but even burglars should be able to tell it's fake right away.

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:56:27 ID:sBpobYvh
Aren't you jumping too far ahead?w

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:56:39 ID:V4bJ6oqI
A mentally unstable woman can be a bigger pain in the ass than a stalker, you know?
What you said in >>465 is nothing compared to what expects you laterw

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:57:34 ID:Q7UhNqcw
This might count as totally annoying for you too,
but how about taking a self-defense course together with Miss Undie?
Then you'd have an excuse to see her regularly,
and you'd get to build up some muscles too.

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:58:25 ID:jpkX8zTk
Miss Understanding lives in an apartment complex though, so she'd probably need permission from her landlord to install stuff like that.
Plus, the stalker's already been in her apartment once, he should see through it easily.

That is a poor comparison...
But you should really think about what you're gonna do from now on, OP.
Forget about what VIP would like. The fates of two people, yours and hers, are at stake here.
But if you don't care enough for her to go to such lengths, you should slowly think of backing out.

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:58:27 ID:QPm60cig
We really can't rule out the possibility that the stalker is only a fabrication of the mind of a borderline mental woman
who just wanted more attention from the people around her...

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:59:07 ID:SV5emRp6
Kansai should join them then.

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 12:59:53 ID:ZErmuMgz
Does she know who the stalker is, by chance?
I hear the identity of a stalker plays an important role in dealing with them.

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:00:13 ID:2RiKQOrF
You're right, I forgot the premise.

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:00:39 ID:gVLoMymR
I think you'll have to do all kinds of totally annoying things if you want to deal with the stalker.
At least, with the type of stalker you're up against.
Otherwise, I'd agree with >>463.

He can't be a normal stalker if he sneaks into her room and leaves again without doing anything, can he?

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:00:41 ID:YVNj4M2u
Wow, the thread's grown a lot while I was off to get lunch.
My opinion hasn't changed since I posted >>348 yesterday...

"I've been thinking about how I can be of help to you since last time and
came to the conclusion that all I can do for now is accompany you to and from work.
Besides, I enjoy talking to you. But of course, only if you don't mind.
Me? I don't mind at all."

Send something like this.

481 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:01:16 ID:D50puFV/
My old man is one of those die-hard fools who have done everything from Shorinji Kempo, karate to kickboxing.
He taught me some of it, but all I got out of it was that knowing just a bit of martial arts doesn't help shit when you need it.
I'm not any better than someone who doesn't know anything about martial arts. Taking a course would be a waste of money.

Unless you completely devote yourself to it, train hard and get the basics down pat.
Then you should be able to easily defeat a normal person one on one.

tl;dr Women who take up martial arts on the side will never be able to fend off a molester unless he's a real wuss.

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:02:20 ID:Q7UhNqcw
Self-defense courses for women:

This page explains how to prepare yourself and shows some martial arts techniques.
Show this to her and try some grappling and locks on herw

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:02:53 ID:2RiKQOrF
I know! You could start stalking the stalker!

484 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:03:03 ID:jpkX8zTk
Could it be that OP is fitter than we thought?

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:04:19 ID:Q7UhNqcw
Make up your mind already.

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:04:34 ID:RR0BYdyV
How are you planning on saving her anyway?
Don't tell me you're thinking of sitting on your ass until you get an SOS call from her.
And what will you do when she sends an SOS call? Call the police?
That doesn't count as saving her though.
How should I put this... You say you don't want to do something annoying, but to me, it sounds like you don't wanna do anything at all.

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:04:59 ID:jpkX8zTk
Like OP said, it's better not to learn martial arts at all if you're going to do it half-assed. It won't make a difference anyway.
It's better to just run away than get into fights thinking you can do shit.

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:06:00 ID:VX62OdPx
From time to time, >>1 should be the one to initiate something.

489 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:06:13 ID:D50puFV/
That's it!! I can do it if it's just that!! .......at least, I think I could.
Not at all. Like I posted before, my old man has a macho mindset. The type of guy to say "Real men have to be strong!".
I think he was originally planning on making me take up boxing as soon as I get into middle school.

But look at me now. I'm a midget, an anime otaku who can't even properly communicate with others.
I'm a total failure as a man.

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:06:23 ID:YVNj4M2u
To put it bluntly, I think you're quite the lucky guy to have met her...
So if this is already too annoying for you, I fear you'll never be able to get yourself a girlfriend.

It's about time you made up your mind.

Let this opportunity slip, and the only routes you'll have left are the forever alone route and the fat and ugly girl route.

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:06:26 ID:gVLoMymR
Post everything you know about the stalker:
- About his identity
- What the current situation is like
- How the police reacted and the results of it (Did it have any effect at all?)
And so on.

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:06:32 ID:SV5emRp6
Aim for the uterus when you shoot your load.

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:07:04 ID:q/dR7VA+
Just don't kill off Miss Undie, okay?

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:07:39 ID:SV5emRp6
Which would you choose? Miss Undie with lots of baggage? Or Kansai who's easy to get along with?

I would go with Kansai.

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:08:37 ID:m9lqibX+
Who cares about martial arts right now?
Instead, your top priority should be finding a way to calm her down first!

By the way, my counselling center idea got ignored. Was it a bad idea?

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:08:43 ID:sBpobYvh
What if Kansai turns out to have lots of baggage as well?

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:09:28 ID:2RiKQOrF
Stalk the stalker and you'll find out who he is.
You can also keep watch on him when he gets near Miss Undie.

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:09:48 ID:SV5emRp6
I'd still choose Kansai.

All I'd have to do to get closer to her is talk to her about Miss Undie's stalker problem.

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:10:22 ID:q/dR7VA+

●                ●                  ●
Molester           Stalker          Miss Understanding

This is how it'll look like then.

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:10:55 ID:YVNj4M2u
I think, the moment OP picks the Kansai route, everyone will distance themselves from him. What do you guys think?

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:11:47 ID:Q7UhNqcw
Get your dad to kick the stalker's ass then.

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:11:49 ID:RR0BYdyV

●                ●                  ●         ● ◆
Molester           Stalker          Miss Understanding  Glasses Crab

This is how it'll look like then.

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:12:30 ID:sBpobYvh
More like:
The moment OP tells her to go to the police or some counselling service like he doesn't care,
everyone will distance themselves from him.

504 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:12:54 ID:V4bJ6oqI
All those counselling centers do is give you some really obvious advice and send you home.
They're completely useless.

We can't make any progress with the stalker hunt as long as we don't have any evidence against him.

505 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:13:05 ID:D50puFV/
But the things I listed in 465 would completely ruin my livelihood...
I can't do something like that for a woman I'm not even dating yet just because I'm worried about her.
Like I said before, I haven't asked her about the stalker's identity yet. Next time I get a chance, I will.
As of now, the stalker, who had gone into hiding after the police got involved, is starting to get active again (e.g. by making silent calls).
Uhh, that's a difficult question. But since I'm not in love yet, I'd like to go with whatever has a higher rate of success.
I don't mind if it's a bit more difficult, as long as it's more promising... is what I think.

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:13:09 ID:sBpobYvh
But the crab is already dead!!

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:13:16 ID:SV5emRp6
It's Crabses━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!

508 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:13:25 ID:2RiKQOrF
Add Loli Jugs too.

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:13:57 ID:jpkX8zTk
OP already covered it all though.
Identity: Unknown

Current situation: The stalker has stolen Miss Undie's used napkins, sneaked into her room and so on....
            We don't know the details, but it seems like he hasn't laid hands on her yet.

The police's reaction:
They increased the patrols in her neighborhood. Though I think she might have lost quite some of her credibility when she mistook OP for a molester.

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:14:37 ID:QPm60cig
 Molester Stalker Miss Undie
    ○   ○   ○
  </V </V </V
   />  />  />

511 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:15:17 ID:D50puFV/
She said she called a counselling center and took part in some kind of meeting once.
She didn't tell me much and I didn't ask, but she said it was a seminar of sorts where they preached some really obvious anti-stalker tactics and advice anyone could have come up with.
But I don't know the details.

512 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:16:07 ID:q/dR7VA+
○                ×                  △●□◆         
Molester           Stalker

△ Kansai
● Miss Understanding
□ Meganesh
◆ Crab

This is how the party should look like then.

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:16:43 ID:sBpobYvh
I don't expect a phone call or a visit to a counselling center to solve anything either.

But I think it's important to show her that you're doing as much as you can for her, even if it may not be much.

There's a big difference between saying "I went to a counselling center, but it was a waste of time."
and "I heard going to a counselling center is a waste of time.".

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:16:53 ID:JTs7V1w/
First of all, we need more data on Kansai and Loli.
It's difficult to talk about them without any data.

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:16:57 ID:SV5emRp6
You know what'd be most fun? A party that only consists of white mages.

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:17:48 ID:Gu15nGr5
I happen to be a shodan in Shorinji Kempo and I've learned five things so far.

How to make a fist.
How to fend off an attack.
How to fall safely and defend yourself.
How to stay calm and not panic in critical situations.
How to be kind to others and not hurt them.

These five things saved my ass quite a few times.

517 : bananan the third : 04/11/11 13:19:36 ID:Fa4S0iBA
Here are the first two threads if anyone needs them.

1 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099651701.html
2 http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099839179.html

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:20:49 ID:SV5emRp6
> I'd like to go with whatever has a higher rate of success.
Reminds me of the Live Love Confession threads.
This petty but human side of Molester is what I like about him.

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:21:00 ID:jpkX8zTk
So, have you sent an e-mail today?

520 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:21:02 ID:D50puFV/
Oh, you're right. Forgot to write it.

Loli Jugs
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student? Works at a family restaurant.
Height: Approx. 155cm? About the same as Miss Understanding.
Weight: Approx 50kg? Has quite the rack. So big that if she tried to catch a grounder rolling along the infield and looked down, she wouldn't see the ball with her boobs in the way and let it roll right through her legs.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? Is just as child-faced as Miss Understanding. Cute too.
Dating history: I don't have a clue, but I'm sure she's at least dated a guy or two.

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:21:24 ID:gVLoMymR
He's only getting started, huh?
So if it was only silent calls, he hasn't been near her place yet, has he?
Then I bet, he'll strike, just when you think you're safe and he isn't going to do anything.
Probably sometime in the next few days.

522 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:23:09 ID:D50puFV/
Kansai Woman
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student, works at a family restaurant. Lives together with her family.
Height: Approx. 165cm? Might be taller than me. If I'm lucky, we're about the same height.
Weight: Approx. 50kg? Rather slim. Her bewbs are normal sized.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? She's more pretty than cute.
I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already. She said she has a serious attitude towards love.

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:26:45 ID:RR0BYdyV
To put it bluntly, I think you're quite the asshole. I'm just saying though, not criticizing you or anything.

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:27:12 ID:I1fEDkYT
We don't even know how far away Miss Understanding's apartment is from >>1's place. How are you going to save her in case of an emergency?

It might be a good idea to tell Miss Understanding to move away.

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:29:20 ID:jpkX8zTk
Can someone summarize what's happened so far? We're starting to talk in circles.

526 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:30:58 ID:sHbw8Xs6
Both you and Miss Undie don't have any money beyond living expenses, right?
In that case, I think we have to find a way to get rid of the stalker without spending any money.
Taking up a self-defense course and hiring a private detective is obviously very expensive.
You know what doesn't cost money? Using our heads and coming up with some ideas.

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:31:29 ID:gVLoMymR
You do it then.

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:31:49 ID:SV5emRp6
Whoawwwww That's a VIPPER for youwwwwww

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:32:23 ID:RR0BYdyV
"Before I get killed by the stalker, I might as well..."

Please just don't go down that road, Molester Man.

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:32:33 ID:YVNj4M2u

Look here.
It's like she's trying to say in a really roundabout way that she'll never consider Molester as a romantic partner.

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:32:36 ID:V4bJ6oqI
A: Prepare for the worst and focus on Miss Undie.
B: Give up on Miss Undie because you don't want to get in trouble.
C: Use Miss Undie as a pretext to launch an attack on Kansai

Now, which do you pick?

532 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:34:05 ID:YVNj4M2u
I predict that B and C will lead to the Glasses route later on.

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:36:33 ID:RR0BYdyV
D: Fap to them all once and then cut all ties with them.

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:36:59 ID:m9lqibX+
See, life is all about give and take.
If you want something in life, you ain't gonna get it unless you sacrifice something.
Luck alone won't get you anything! You have to make some effort to get something!

Rather than a counselling center, aren't there any lawyers' associations for stalking?

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:38:25 ID:sBpobYvh
Well, she should ask a counselling center about that.
They're there for free counselling, after all.

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:38:57 ID:aEmy54ZV
I wonder if OP even realizes that this is his once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

537 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:39:57 ID:D50puFV/
Of fucking course, I do.

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:41:27 ID:sBpobYvh
Then what do you think are the things you can do to seize this opportunity?

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:41:40 ID:q/dR7VA+
On your next day off, tail the motherfucker and catch him.

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:41:48 ID:aEmy54ZV
All this will be for nothing with an half-assed attitude like that.

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:41:49 ID:YVNj4M2u
If all you want is seicross, just pay some dough and you can get it anytime you want.
But if you want seicross with an amateur girl, you'll need quite a bit of determination and effort.
It'd be a different story, of course, if >>1 was so attractive that girls came on to you for seicross.

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:43:45 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Listen, OP... Keep one thing in mind...
What if the stalker shows up when you're with Miss Undie?
What if the stalker comes up to you with a knife?
What if you can't run away from him?
You don't have any time to lose. Hurry up and learn some Karate or something...
If the stalker is watching Miss Undie all the time, then you'll be the first one he'll attack... shake shake
(´-`).。oO( If I was the stalker, I'd get rid of anyone who gets in my way... After all, they're in the way between me and my love... )
I-I'm not the stalker though! (´・д・`)

543 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:43:47 ID:D50puFV/
For Miss Understanding:
I can worry about her, show my concern, frequently write e-mails, accompany her on certain occasions, listen to her and give advice, cheer her up,
comfort her, give her courage, be by her side, and give her crab.

For Kansai:
Frequently write e-mails to her, talk to her about Bakatono, and give her crab.

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:43:48 ID:SV5emRp6
You should hide out in front of Miss Undie's place at night and watch for any intruders.

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:44:41 ID:aEmy54ZV
I want OP to know how good it feels to have seicross with the woman you truly love at the end of a Pure Love route.

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:45:12 ID:q/dR7VA+
You will need strength if you want to protect someone.

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:45:42 ID:V4bJ6oqI
I'd say >>533 is the safest choicew

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:45:48 ID:m9lqibX+
If that's all you're willing to do, you might as well have said "I'm not going to do anything".

549 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:45:58 ID:D50puFV/
Like I said, a few months of training isn't enough to become able to deal with life-or-death situations.
Even training everyday for a whole year is probably not nearly enough to master the basics of footwork.
It's just not that simple to become so skilled at martial arts that it actually makes a difference in a fight. I'm not even bragging, I'm serious.

But once someone has reached that stage, it's crazy. Even if it's an old guy with a beer belly, if he moves right, you can't land a single punch on him.

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:46:37 ID:qsVEXK8u
I got mistaken for a molester once too.
The moment I got off a train, a woman came up to me from behind, blocked my path,
shouted "What do you think you're doing!?" and punched me.... orz
I'm just glad she didn't drag me to a railway police station and left it at that.

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:46:51 ID:8BOi0NgQ
>546 said something good! (・∀・)

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:47:35 ID:aEmy54ZV
We're not telling you to master Karate or something, we just want you to prepare yourself!

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:47:43 ID:YVNj4M2u
If you manage to do all that for them, it'd be more than enough imo.

>be by her side
You might have to sacrifice some of your anime otaku habits for this.

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:49:19 ID:V4bJ6oqI
>I can worry about her, show my concern, frequently write e-mails, accompany her on certain occasions, listen to her and give advice, cheer her up,
>comfort her, give her courage, be by her side, and give her crab.

A mentally unstable woman like her will only trust someone who helps them in a physical way.
That only leaves...

the crab.

555 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:49:44 ID:sHbw8Xs6
>>1 Btw, it's better for you if you have to spend as little money as possible for this, right?

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:50:17 ID:sBpobYvh
Does that mean you won't do anything that doesn't have to do with Miss Undie's stalker?
So you won't make any effort to flirt with her or something?

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:50:18 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Listen, OP... Make sure you have a lighter with you at all times.
When the stalker shows up, punch him with the lighter in your hand.
It'll make you hit harder.
I'm a black belt in Karate, I know what I'm talking about.

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:50:43 ID:I1fEDkYT
Keep watch in front of Miss Undie's place for a night this weekend.
When morning comes and you're about to leave, stumble on something in front of her place and make a racket on purpose.
It's to indirectly show Miss Undie that you've been keeping watch for her all night.

It should be enough to make a simple-minded woman like Miss Undie fall for you.

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:51:14 ID:q/dR7VA+
Speed x Weight x Grip Strength = Power (by Hanayama Kaoru).

560 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:51:17 ID:D50puFV/
Yeah, well, I don't have much money to begin with.
My bankbook says I have 22 Yukichi's left, and that's including living expenses.

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:51:37 ID:jpkX8zTk
How about you try to set up a meet first?
I bet you're the type who doesn't do anything unless you feel like there's a pretty good chance of success.
It might take a while until then though.

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:52:21 ID:Q1lwBKVF
You could at least practice things like taking out a pepper spray quickly.
Why don't you buy Miss Undie one? Just having a pepper spray with her at all times should already be a great relief for her.

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:53:00 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Things would be so easy if OP was Hanayama. (´・д・`)

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:53:26 ID:Ojn/MvRA
>>1 Who is your target?

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:53:41 ID:V4bJ6oqI

    ↓ The second loop of the thread starts here.

566 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:53:51 ID:D50puFV/
A shopping-for-self-defense date in Akihabara, huh?

Guess I'll suggest it....... I'm just worried I might say "Sorry, I need to go to the restroom!" during the date and slip out to Toranoana.
I'm worried, so worried.

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:53:55 ID:I1fEDkYT
Equip two bear claws too.
One bear claw has a power stat of 1,000,000, two bear claws twice that amount.
If you jump twice as high, you'll double the amount again.
Plus, rotate around your axis and it'll additionally triple the amount.

In total, your Double Claw Screwdriver attack will have a power of whopping 12 millions.

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:54:00 ID:q/dR7VA+
Molester Man: "I'll keep watch in front of your apartment until I can catch the stalker."

Miss Understanding: "Why would you go so far for me?"

Molester Man: "That's because... I want to protect you."

Miss Understanding: "Mr. Molester Man... (embrace)"

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:55:20 ID:RR0BYdyV
This is how it usually goes with >>1:

Asks "What should I do?" → Doesn't come up with any ideas himself → Picks the first reply he sees and just goes with it →

Others advise him against it, but he stays stubborn and refuses to change his mind → Goes berserk and fucks up.

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:55:22 ID:jpkX8zTk
I'd get her a personal alarm. I can't imagine her successfully using a pepper spray when push comes to shove.
Besides, she'd have to actually confront the stalker to use it, while a personal alarm only has to be activated once and will keep ringing until you turn it off.
It's a lot easier to use.

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:55:31 ID:m9lqibX+
Forget money, all this guy has accomplished so far is start this thread and he's made zero progress since then.

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:55:31 ID:Q1lwBKVF
Ohh, that's a good idea. It's the perfect excuse for a datew

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:55:58 ID:QPm60cig
If the stalker always sneaks in at night, you should set up a wire trap near the entrance so that if someone sets it off,
pots and kettles come falling down and wakes her up.

Also, put a camera at her bedside so she can take a picture of the stalker as soon as she wakes up and then scream for help.

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:56:07 ID:YVNj4M2u
Wait a second, that's more than I have. And I got wife and kids.


575 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:57:27 ID:E9qitAMy
I feel like the people in this thread are way too serious about this.

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:58:08 ID:Ojn/MvRA
Whoawwwwwwwww My post got ignoredww

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:58:47 ID:I1fEDkYT
It's so irritating to watch >>1...

Hey, >>1, switch places with me!
I'm gonna protect Loli Jugs even if it costs my life!

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:59:01 ID:8BOi0NgQ
(ノД`)ヽ(゚Д゚ )

579 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 13:59:46 ID:D50puFV/
Huh? You're going to protect Loli Jugs!?

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:59:49 ID:YVNj4M2u
In my opinion, there's no need to use a lot of money for this and if you're gonna lie that you're going to the toilet to slip out to Toranoana, you should just go with them together instead.

I don't have much money either, but I've always done everything together with my wife.
I even went to check out the eroge shelves with her. I couldn't bring myself to buy one though...

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 13:59:52 ID:Q7UhNqcw
First of all, go buy a "personal alarm" and a "stun gun" together with Miss Undie.

Then there's the question of how to prepare yourself for the worst case possible.
I think there's a huge difference between training at a dojo just to become stronger and
training at a dojo to "protect the woman you love".

I'm seriously worried about what >>542 posted. It's bound to happen sooner or later imo.

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:02:33 ID:V4bJ6oqI
Molester: "Let's go buy self-defense products this weekend."
Miss Undie: "self-defense products? (strained smile)"

This conversation just crossed my mind...
Never mind, please do go on.

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:02:35 ID:RR0BYdyV
I've come up with the following explanation.
Miss Understanding's parents, or rather, her dad is the reason she's become mentally unstable.
There's no way a woman of her age would react that awkwardly at the words "a fight with your dad". Obviously, there must be some grave reason behind her reaction.
And whatever her dad did to her is the reason she's so mentally unstable.
It's also why she became so afraid of fictitious stalkers and molesters.

What do you guys think? There's no evidence for the stalker's existence aside from her own statement, is there?

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:02:50 ID:m9lqibX+
Whatever you buy for her,
just keep in mind that it should be only used when the stalker actually does something.
You're an avid Internet user, why don't you read up on how to best deal with a stalker?

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:03:01 ID:Ojn/MvRA

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:04:24 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Why don't you buy Miss Undie a stun gun and a personal alarm, then tell her neighbors in that apartment complex about her stalker problem so they can help out too?
Because, you know, even if she called you for help, it's not like you could run over to her and arrive in time to save her.

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:04:59 ID:YVNj4M2u
If the stalker is someone who's too cautious or too pussy to rape a solitary woman after sneaking into her place, just a man hanging around with her is probably enough to keep him away for good.

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:05:44 ID:V4bJ6oqI
And what if one of the neighbors is the stalker?

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:06:04 ID:jpkX8zTk
Let me say it again. Stuff like stun guns and pepper sprays that require you to confront the target won't do it.
What if they get confiscated or her body freezes up? They'd be completely useless then.
Besides, do you really think Miss Understanding has the courage and skills to fight the stalker?

With alarms, however, all you have to do is pull a pin and they go off. Plus, you can attach them to your belt.
But the best thing about it is that you can get them from 100 yen shops.

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:06:04 ID:8BOi0NgQ
I'm always watching you...

591 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 14:07:07 ID:D50puFV/
I see. You're saying it's possible that it's all just a product of her imagination, huh...
I can't deny it with absolute confidence, but I don't think she made it all up.

But yeah, some of it might have really been her persecution complex talking.

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:07:12 ID:sBpobYvh
If the girl I wanted to hit on asked me for advice,
I'd at least try to inform myself on the subject as well as possible,
and run around trying my hardest to help her in some way.
Is it strange?
Am I too desperate?

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:07:22 ID:q/dR7VA+
No risk, no gain.

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:07:59 ID:Ojn/MvRA
( ゚Д゚) gasp

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:08:14 ID:gVLoMymR
Half of this thread is made up of posts addressed to the OP which are then ignored by the OP.

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:09:02 ID:m9lqibX+
It's usually the more valuable posts that get ignored by OP.

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:09:06 ID:8BOi0NgQ
tremble tremble
(;´-`).。oO( It's possible... But since there seems to be only one stalker as of now, the stalker might restrain himself a little if the whole neighborhood cooperated and watched out for him... )

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:09:25 ID:jpkX8zTk
OP doesn't even love her though.
All he really wants is date her a little and have seicross with her.

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:09:43 ID:Q7UhNqcw
Is this the thread where >>595 hit the nail on the head?

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:10:18 ID:RR0BYdyV
That "He sneaked in but didn't do anything to her" part is what's suspicious.
It makes you ask, what did he sneak into her place for then.
He probably knew her daily schedule already if he had stalked her so much that he was able to sneak into her place.
He must have known that she was at home that night.
But sneaking into her place knowing that she's there only to leave again without doing anything just doesn't make any sense to me.
If he was only there to steal stuff, why would he deliberately wait for her to come home?
You've got to admit that this part is a little strange.

601 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:10:24 ID:Ojn/MvRA
(;´-`).。oO( I still can't see what >>1 is trying to do and where this thread is headed. )

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:10:33 ID:QPm60cig
If she's been getting silent calls from him, she should have his phone number by now, right?
Call him and give him a piece of your mind! But then again, he might have called from a pay phone...

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:11:18 ID:YVNj4M2u
Teacher! All kinds of posts are getting ignored!
Mine got ignored too and I'm about to lose it!

604 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:11:36 ID:Q7UhNqcw

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:12:41 ID:QPm60cig
What? You mean he dialled 184 to block his number? But if she's getting silent calls, she must have turned on anonymous call rejection by now, right?
It'd be weird if she didn't.

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:13:18 ID:sBpobYvh
I'm desperate even for a one night stand thoughw
When you're as unpopular as I am, you won't get any if you don't work your ass off for it.

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:13:36 ID:Ojn/MvRA

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:13:44 ID:m9lqibX+
Maybe he filtered our IDs?

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:13:51 ID:8BOi0NgQ
I thought he stole her stuff to show her that he can enter her place anytime he wants.
By injecting her with fear and hopelessness, he can bask in a feeling of superiority because Miss Undie is in his hands and can't escape from him.

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:14:04 ID:jpkX8zTk
Exactly! That's what's weird about the whole thing.
If the stalker does exist, he must be a hardcore maniac seeing how he doesn't even try anything on her.
I wish the police would take the case more seriously... Something was stolen from her room, after all.
Is it because Miss Understanding won't talk to the police about it?

611 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 14:14:25 ID:D50puFV/
My plans for this evening:

Invite Miss Understanding to go look for self-defense products with me.
Do I write an e-mail? Or do I give her a call?

No plans on contacting Kansai for now.
If she contacts me, I'll have some small talk while hinting at how I'm worried about Miss Understanding.

Ignore Loli Jugs.

Is this alright?

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:15:29 ID:Ojn/MvRA
Whoawwwwww My post got ignored againwwww Pffff

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:15:51 ID:8BOi0NgQ
I'd say e-mail because her phone might be tapped...

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:15:54 ID:YVNj4M2u
"I saw some self-defense products when I was out window shopping the other day. Would you like to go check them out with me?"
would be good.

Make sure you pick out a good store beforehand.

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:16:07 ID:gVLoMymR
My guess was that he's one of those slippery guys that somehow always manage to slip through the police nets.
One of those really clever ones.
If he were to assault her, the chances of him getting caught would increase dramatically.
He's probably just that cautious.

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:16:30 ID:Ojn/MvRA
Ahaha! ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ I can't see the posts!

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:16:31 ID:I1fEDkYT

The next thing you should do is head to the nearest police station with Miss Undie (and Kansai if you like) and tell a policewoman from the Community Safety Division everything that happened.

Afterwards, head to the nearest police box, tell them about her situation and have them increase the patrols in her neighborhood.

For some reason, this reminds me of the boardinghouse threads.

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:16:56 ID:Ojn/MvRA
Ahaha! ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ I can't see the posts!

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:17:02 ID:QPm60cig
But theft increases the chances of getting caught by a lot too. You can't talk yourself out of it if the stolen object is found at your place.

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:17:11 ID:jpkX8zTk
Good plan. I think a phone call would be better.
Just make sure to be more assertive instead of being all passive like you have been so far.
You know, instead of "let's think about it together", tell her "I've been doing some thinking"... Stuff like that.

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:17:20 ID:YVNj4M2u
There's no need to go out of your way to ask Kansai along imo.
Unless Miss Undie asks her along. Can't do anything about it then.

622 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:17:23 ID:Q7UhNqcw
So you do get what's the best move.

I'd give Miss Undie a call if I were you.
You haven't spoken to her since meeting up yesterday, right?
Let her hear your voice so she can finally stop worrying.

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:17:49 ID:yzxWcC8m
The one out of the three most likely to have seicross with you is Kansai.
The one out of the three most likely to cause trouble for you is Miss Undie.
The one out of the three I want you to ask out the most is Loli Jugs.

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:17:55 ID:EvJnsIzy
× Ignore Loli Jugs

○ Introduce Loli Jugs to the VIPPERs

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:18:09 ID:m9lqibX+
Oh, things are starting to look pretty good now!

I suggest we summon experts from the other boards before we run into a dead end.

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:18:43 ID:RR0BYdyV
If he's so cautious that he got afraid and vanished when the police started their (presumably) half-assed patrols,
would he really sneak into her place while she's at home just to show her that he can? If he deliberately chose a time when she's there, he would have done something to her.
If all he wanted was prove that he can enter her apartment whenever he wants, doing it when she's absent would have been a lot smoother and less dangerous.

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:19:12 ID:QPm60cig

 I'm not the first to say this, but both Miss Undie's and the stalker's actions are very strangew

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:20:53 ID:q/dR7VA+


629 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:21:03 ID:sBpobYvh
If all the stalker wanted was to stalk her,
it's only natural that he would want to stalk her into her room without her noticing it, isn't it?

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:22:38 ID:YVNj4M2u
I think Kansai is the one who is the unlikeliest to have seicross with OP....

Am I the only one who thinks this?

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:22:44 ID:RR0BYdyV
If he's that sick, isn't it strange how he acted so rational and went into hiding as soon as the police started moving?

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:22:56 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Hmm... You have a point there.
But what if the stalker is a pervert?
What if he gets a hard-on from accomplishing something risky against all odds? It's possible.

633 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:23:05 ID:Q7UhNqcw
I don't mind you calling her, but you'll probably speak to her in the same non-serious tone like you always do.
Well, I suppose that's alright.

However, when you talk about her stalker problem, make sure to lower the tone of your voice.
Lower it by three octaves.

Show her that you're taking the whole thing very seriously.

634 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:23:56 ID:jpkX8zTk
So he's like an underwear thief who enjoys the act of stealing underwear more than the underwear itself, huh?
I'm sure he's quite the pervert and an experienced one at that, so it'd be best to tell the police everything...
Well, it's your call, OP.

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:23:59 ID:XwabrKxK
If I was a woman, I'd prefer a phone call.

636 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 14:24:33 ID:D50puFV/
I actually think so too... Don't you guys have any female friends? Well, I don't either.
But isn't it how female friends act like?

There seem to be more votes for a phone call, so I guess I'll go with that.

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:26:16 ID:jpkX8zTk
Finally OP makes a move.

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:26:46 ID:YVNj4M2u
At times like this, I used to write an e-mail first that goes like "Can I call you?".

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:26:55 ID:sBpobYvh
I do too.

I think Kansai's very easy to get along with, is all.

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:28:29 ID:YVNj4M2u
I've never been happier about getting a reply from an OP than in this thread.

Thanks for >>636, OPw

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:28:39 ID:gVLoMymR
Hold on, do you think a woman like her who's been getting silent calls would answer a call from an unknown number?
(Assuming Molester calls from his home phone.)

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:29:20 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Yeah, because it's OP we're talking about here.
But if I was in OP's place...(´・д・`) Nah, no chance.

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:29:50 ID:QPm60cig
No fucking way. Plus, she's got anonymous call rejection turned on anywayw

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:30:02 ID:RR0BYdyV
What I want to know is whether Miss Undie is the only one who would recognize the stalker.
Isn't there some kind of physical evidence (like something that was stolen, something he left, the type of listening device he used, fingerprints, call history etc....) that points to him?

645 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:31:00 ID:yzxWcC8m
To be honest, if all you want is do them, I don't think it's impossible with either of the two.
Doing them both is a different story though.

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:31:23 ID:YVNj4M2u
Ahh, maybe he sneaked into her place that time to install a listening device or a hidden camera.
That would make more sense.

647 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:31:24 ID:jpkX8zTk
Well, OP said one of her used products was stolen.

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:33:09 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Gasp (゚Д゚)y─┛~~
Wait, so you guys are saying Miss Undie is so messed up in the head that she fabricated the stalker in her mind to be the tragic heroine and ended up believing it herself...?
(´-`).。oO( I do admit it's a little strange that there is so little evidence. )

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:33:15 ID:Q7UhNqcw
I just googled "how to deal with a stalker" and got all kinds of interesting results.
It says, in case a stalker was in your home, there's quite a high chance that he installed a wiretap or a hidden camera.
By the way, a simple wiretap detection using a broadband receiver seems to take 3000 yen and up.

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:33:31 ID:3q+jp5Yk
Wait, what's with your classes, OP??

Don't tell me you're skipping classes just to get advice from us VIPPERs.

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:33:39 ID:m9lqibX+
The chances are pretty much the same at the current stage.
It's just that there are more opportunities with Kansai. Which is a very important difference for OP.

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653 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:35:03 ID:YVNj4M2u
Used products... I still don't get what kind of used products you guys are talking about...
Anyways, what if that was just a pretext and what the stalker actually wanted to do was >>646?

And now he has his own live stream of Miss Undie's room... What do you guys think?

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:35:44 ID:QPm60cig
Why would a stalker victim like her ask the guy she once suspected to be a molester for advice, even if her suspicion was cleared?w

655 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 14:35:57 ID:D50puFV/
Hah, I don't have any classes today!! I crammed all my courses into three days because I don't have any friends.

Well, I have a test tomorrow though.

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:36:51 ID:RR0BYdyV
Either way, there's still the mystery as to why he had to do it when she was at home.

Actually, rather than something that was stolen from her, something that obviously doesn't belong to her that was put into her place should have more credibility.
For example, a message from the stalker or something like that.
One such thing should be enough to convince the police that she isn't just imagining things.

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:37:53 ID:jpkX8zTk
It's possible.

All we can do is trust what OP says.

Did you prepare for the test?

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659 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:38:54 ID:Gu15nGr5
The stalker: Miss Understanding's dad who was worried about his daughter and was misunderstood.
The intruder: Miss Understanding's dad who was worried about his daughter.
The silent calls: From Miss Understanding's shy dad who was so worried that he called his daughter again and again, but didn't know what to say because they had a fight.
The used products: Stolen by Miss Understanding's strange dad who just wanted to check if his daughter's already come out of age.

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:38:59 ID:m9lqibX+
I've got an idea!
Tell her the stalker might have wiretapped her room and
go shopping for detection devices in Akihabara with her.
Then give Miss Undie's room a thorough inspection!
There's nothing suspicious about this, is there?

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:39:50 ID:QPm60cig
>>1 started posting strange AA for some reasonw

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:39:58 ID:QiQtIkd9
That sounds very likely.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:40:17 ID:gVLoMymR
Just keep watch on the local trash collection site and he should show up.

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:41:19 ID:RR0BYdyV
It's not that simple though.
The police might be thinking Miss Undie is just a paranoid wreck with a persecution complex.
And the stalker, knowing that, might be deliberately moving in a way that it always looks like Miss Undie's just imagining things.

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:41:50 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Yeah, that's a good(・∀・)idea!
But when the stalker sees you in Miss Undie's room through his hidden camera, there's no doubt he'll go after you, OP. (´・д・`)

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:42:02 ID:EvJnsIzy
>>659 is right. I just know it.

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:42:19 ID:/BLpZPDe
You're smart.

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:42:26 ID:YVNj4M2u
Chances are pretty high that that's what went down.
Maybe he left because she was sleeping and didn't want to wake her.

And the silent calls.... are from her shy dad who wanted to call her but got embarrassed when she picked up the phone.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:42:35 ID:jpkX8zTk
That's exactly why she should go ask the police for help one more time.

670 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 14:44:04 ID:D50puFV/
Well, if her dad was so worried he spilled his protein juice in his daughter's room, then yeah, I guess I'll have to kick her father's ass...

Final check. I'll give her a call and suggest going to the Akihabara shops I know that sell self-defense products. Okay?

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:45:10 ID:sBpobYvh
Is it bad if I don't even care if the stalker is real or not at this point?
As soon as you start doubting something she said, you won't be able to believe anything she says anymorew

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:45:52 ID:gVLoMymR
Wait, he spilled his protein juice?

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:46:34 ID:8BOi0NgQ
What if... the stalker isn't one person, but many...?
The stalker = Stalker #1
The silent calls = Miss Undie's Dad
The hidden camera/wiretaps = Stalker #2
The stolen used products = Stalker #3
Scary shit... shake shake

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:47:17 ID:RR0BYdyV
And their leader is, of course, our Molester Man, right?

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:47:18 ID:jpkX8zTk
How are you going to suggest the trip to Akihabara?

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:47:59 ID:YVNj4M2u
It'd be crazy if their secret base was right under Miss Undie's apartment and Miss Undie was the only one who doesn't know.

677 : 645 : 04/11/11 14:48:44 ID:yzxWcC8m
If you wanna do it with Miss Undie, gain Miss Undie's trust.
If you wanna do it with Kansai, gain Kansai's trust.

That's all it takes and there are a number of ways to do it.

Pros of the Miss Undie route:
- She lives nearby.
- She trusts you a little already.

Your next goals:
- Fix your "I don't want to change my lifestyle." attitude. Most losers are like that and that's why they stay losers.
- Make some effort to get her to trust you more. But don't go berserk when you do it. It's one of your bad habits.

Pros of the Kansai route:
- She's easy to converse with
- There are plenty of common topics to talk to her about (one of them being how to solve Miss Undie's stalker problem together)

- In case you decide to hit on her, keep in mind that she knows better than Miss Undie how to turn down a guy.

This is how I see your current situation.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:49:17 ID:sBpobYvh
Wasn't there a crazy motherfucker who tore down the wall between his attic and his neighbor's and got arrested for it?

679 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 14:51:23 ID:D50puFV/
I see. So it's the pretty much the same for both routes, huh?
Man, you got my hopes up. I thought you had some sort of secret technique in store for me.
I know there are no shortcuts to some things in life, but still...

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:52:20 ID:V4bJ6oqI


681 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:54:40 ID:8BOi0NgQ
(´-`).。oO( Everything that needed to be said has already been said... Shit won't get real until OP gives us something new to talk about. )

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:55:40 ID:yzxWcC8m
Look at it this way. Once you get the hang of it, you'll be able to do anything.

Want a Plamo? Save up money for it.
Want a certain job? Learn the skillset required for the job.
If there's something you want, work hard for it.

Now I sound like I know it all, but it was you, Molester, you alone, who got this far with your reckless actions and a little bit of advice from us. It was all your doing.
Have more confidence in yourself.

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:56:23 ID:q/dR7VA+
Molester Man = Bukkomi no Taku

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 14:56:26 ID:jpkX8zTk
All we can do now is pray that OP takes our advice into account and acts assertively.
Just make sure she doesn't go "....................................I guess (in a very small voice)" this time.

685 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 14:59:40 ID:D50puFV/
Well, I don't think anything new will happen before the evening though. You'll have to wait till then.
Thanks, I'll figure something out!!
You know, I made it sound funny in my report, but that line is a seriously powerful finishing blow.
Every time she said it, my face went cold all of a sudden, cold sweat ran down my back and I felt itchy all over.

686 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:01:54 ID:/BLpZPDe
You're better off dating Kansai imo.
You still don't realize how annoying Miss Undie's personality is, do you?
I swear, if you date her, you're gonna collapse with stomach cramps one day.

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:02:01 ID:YVNj4M2u
Btw, lots of people play eroge and watch porn even after they get married and have children.
It depends on your partner. As long as it doesn't bother her, you're free to stay an anime otaku and spend the nights screaming "Neko Mimi Mode!!" all you want.

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:04:39 ID:8BOi0NgQ
I'll be waiting. (・∀・) So exciting.

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:06:21 ID:5z+GXPof
Playing eroge and watching porn? Okay.
Screaming "Neko Mimi Mode!!" all night long? No.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:09:04 ID:YVNj4M2u
I think dating Kansai is near impossible though.
Wouldn't it be for her like stealing the guy her friend brought along? It'd be weird even if Miss Undie and Molester weren't seeing each other.
Also, I doubt >>1 is so attractive that she'd think of stealing him from Miss Undie in the first place.

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:10:11 ID:YVNj4M2u
Eh? Really? It's what I do every night though...

Ah, sorry, I didn't mean screaming "Neko Mimi Mode!!" aloud. Just silently in your headw

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:12:59 ID:QPm60cig
I wonder how it came to Molester exchanging e-mail addresses with Loli Jugs who didn't really participate in the stalker discussion...

1. Loli Jugs was strongly interested in >>1 and asked for his e-mail address.

2. >>1 was strongly interested in Loli Jugs and asked for her e-mail address.

3. Miss Undie and Kansai made them exchange e-mail addresses.

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:13:46 ID:sBpobYvh
4. She just happened to be around.

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:13:46 ID:RpWA7HdX
If you're gonna argue like that, dating Miss Undie is just as impossible.
He's trying to date the woman who mistook him for a molester the first time they met, after all.
But we wouldn't be VIPPERs if we didn't somehow try to make it happen anyway.

And if it doesn't work out, we'll just go "Whoawwwwwwwwww Let's get out of herewwwwwwww" and go drink apple juice.

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:14:20 ID:QPm60cig

696 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 15:15:37 ID:D50puFV/
No, she participated in the small talk and seemed to enjoy herself too. So when we left, Kansai and Loli were like
Kansai: "Give me your e-mail addy!"
Loli: "Ah, me too please."

That's how it went.

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:16:24 ID:YVNj4M2u
>>693 was right.

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:17:16 ID:QPm60cig
Looks like itw

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:19:06 ID:BbpIocvQ
Damn, this thread is fast. Finally caught up with you guys.
I got a grasp of your character now, OP, so here's the ropes.

<Miss Undie route>
- Get chummy with Kansai first. Have seicross with her as much as you want.
- Meanwhile, Miss Undie will slowly start to trust you. She'll loosen up and suddenly start getting interested in you as a man. That's when you can finally make a move on her.
Miss Undie is way too self-conscious right now and won't let you near her because right now, you're just a molester to her. You're no better than the stalker.
Oh btw, forget about having a serious relationship with Miss Undie, it just won't happen.

<Kansai route>
- Date Miss Undie as if your life depended on it. To her, you'll be just a walking vibrator, but it's alright as long as you get to seicross her up, right?
Invest your soul, money, and everything into this short time as her slave. Crab too, of course.
- Then, when you're at the end of your rope, ask Kansai for advice and switch to Kansai.

Whichever route you choose, you'll be able to have seicross with them both if you're patient enough.

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:20:53 ID:YVNj4M2u
Wow, wait, wait.
The Miss Undie route is very much possible imo....
Miss Undie doesn't even have any male friends and yet she went as far as introducing OP to her female friends.
I wouldn't say she wants to have seicross with him, but chances are good that she could be considering going out with him at least.

701 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 15:20:58 ID:D50puFV/
Even an eroge master like me thinks that >>699 has read way too many H-manga.
What about you guys?

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:24:42 ID:sBpobYvh

Miss Undie: "Remember the person I thought was a molester? He was actually very nice to me and suggested meeting up to see if he can help me."
Kansai: "For real? Isn't that like a really bad idea?"
Miss Undie: "He seemed like a good person who's genuinely worried about me."
Kansai: "Then call him over to the restaurant. We'll check him out for you."

Could this be why Miss Undie suddenly invited OP over even though she'd said she had an appointment on that day?

703 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:26:18 ID:m9lqibX+
It's pointless to fantasize about what she might and might not be thinking about you.
Instead, you should be thinking about what to do to help her regardless of what she might be thinking about you.

The pointless fantasies are usually more fun though.

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:27:59 ID:YVNj4M2u
You guys seem like quite the experts on this subject.

I keep forgetting work because fantasizing with you guys is more funw

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:30:54 ID:sBpobYvh
Yeah, fantasizing is fun.

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:35:55 ID:BbpIocvQ
You just don't get it, OP.
Things will never go your way if you can't even imagine it happening yourselfw

The most important thing is to believe in it yourself.
What do you have to lose except a chance that was dropped in your lap anyway? There's no need to hold back, just go all out.
You know, I have yet to feel any enthusiasm coming from you, OP. Get more psyched about this!

707 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 15:36:46 ID:D50puFV/
Hmm... But I'm as enthusiastic as ever.
It's possible that I suffer from a chronic lack of enthusiasm though.

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:40:10 ID:YVNj4M2u
This part could be interpreted as Miss Undie having mentioned meeting up with Molester to Kansai and Kansai having basically forced her to call Molester over to the restaurant.

At least, that's how I see it...

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:41:18 ID:YVNj4M2u
I can relate more to the shy and reserved >>1 thoughw

710 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:47:21 ID:ZErmuMgz
I bet Miss Undie has some sort of trauma with her sexuality.
You might get to date her, but I doubt you'll ever get to bone her.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:49:23 ID:kma4Xn/w
This might be similar to the stalking-the-stalker idea, but what do you think of watching Miss Understanding from the shadows?
Of course, you'll try to avoid any direct confrontation for your own safety though.
Your goal is to produce some sort of evidence that might convince the police to take the case seriously.
For instance, you could take a picture of the stalker the moment he sneaks into Miss Understanding's room or when he's digging through her trash.

Are you up for it? Can you sacrifice a few nights' sleep for Miss Understanding's sake? Doesn't have to be during the week either.
There'll be bonus points if you don't tell Understanding about it and secretly let Kansai know.

Kansai: "He asked me not to tell you, but... Molester Man said he stayed up all night outside your place on the lookout for the stalker."
Miss Understanding: "Eh, really?"
Kansai: "He's a pretty nice guy, you know?"

Wouldn't this kind of exchange be nice? Or have I been watching too many TV soaps??

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:50:47 ID:kma4Xn/w
I worded it weirdly...

what do you think of watching Miss Understanding from the shadows?


what do you think of watching over Miss Understanding from the shadows?

Fixed. Also, just try not to get mistaken for the stalker while you're watching over her from the shadows. That'd be the worst case.

713 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 15:52:05 ID:D50puFV/
Even if I do that because I'm worried about her, I think it still counts as stalking and as abnormal.

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:53:19 ID:8BOi0NgQ
>702 This so much.
I feel like Kansai is testing you, OP.
That's why it's better if you don't make any careless moves on either Miss Undie or Kansai for a while.
At least for the first 1, 2 weeks, you should focus only on showing them that you're seriously worried. Only after that should you slowly start hinting at how you're romantically interested imo. (´・д・`)
(´-`).。oO( It's a different story if you want to go after Glasses though. Feel free to launch an attack now if you want. )

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:53:27 ID:RpWA7HdX
Dumbass! You already got mistaken for a molester once. Who cares about one more time?

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:54:16 ID:kma4Xn/w
Eh, you think? No one said anything about entering her place to watch over her though.
There shouldn't be too many ways to enter her place, so it's more than enough if you keep watch from a distance...
Would that be abnormal too?

717 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 15:56:15 ID:D50puFV/
Dumbass! I already got mistaken for a molester once! No way I'm gonna let it happen again.

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:56:28 ID:aEmy54ZV
As long as you always put yourself first, you'll never get a girlfriend.
Much less have sex with a girl.

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:57:06 ID:gVLoMymR
Well, you'd get questioned by the police if they saw you.

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:57:16 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Then tell Miss Undie that you're going to keep watch in front of her place and get her permission first.

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:58:00 ID:EvJnsIzy
I'd call the police if I saw some guy standing around in front of my place.

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:58:22 ID:iQo29BBa
Make Miss Undie move into Kansai's place. Kansai lives with her parents, right?
Her parents probably won't be too pleased about it, but I'm sure they'll understand if you explain the situation to them...

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:58:26 ID:YVNj4M2u
OP would head straight down the prison route in >>339.

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:58:47 ID:kma4Xn/w
If it's like that, then how about you simply suggest it to her?

"I can't be of much help, but I could at least keep watch around your place if you're okay with it."

I'm sure she'd be very happy about it what with the police not moving a finger and all that.
If she says yes, then you'll have to spend the night out in the cold, but you'll just have to endure it.
Even if she says no, you'll have earned yourself some brownie points, don't you think?

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 15:59:41 ID:ZErmuMgz
The police arrest a stalker suspect loitering around Miss Understanding's place.
It turns out to be >>1.

726 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:00:11 ID:jpkX8zTk
Keeping watch in front of her place is over the top.
You don't want to do suspicious things like that while the police is patrolling the area.
You'll find yourself in the slammer before you can explain yourself.

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:01:32 ID:YVNj4M2u
I can already hear her say
"Please stop it. It's a nuisance." in a very small voice.

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:03:38 ID:kma4Xn/w
Is it really a nuisance to her?
I thought she asked Molester for help because the police won't do shit and she's got no one else...

Oh well, guess it was a bad idea. Let's just move on.

729 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 16:03:41 ID:D50puFV/
Even if it's out of good will, staking outside her place is taking it a little too far, or rather, it's just creepy and spooky.
But Miss Understanding can't say no because I'm just trying to help her and reluctantly accepts my offer.
Feeling like I'm doing her a favor, I get all fired up and camp in front of her place for days, but nothing happens.
A few days later, I get a call from Kansai who's like "Listen, Molester, you're causing her more inconvenience than you're helping her, so could you please stop?".

and that's when I wake up and realize it was just a dream.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:05:14 ID:Q7UhNqcw
If you want to keep watch outside her place, you'll need to ask Miss Undie to write a letter of consent for you.

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:05:37 ID:YVNj4M2u
You're so manly you make me hard.

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:06:09 ID:iQo29BBa
Now let's forget about the whole staking out her place thing before that DREAM BECOMES REAL.

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:08:26 ID:ZErmuMgz
Try to uncover the stalker's identity.
But don't make a move until you've figured out his stalking pattern.
For example, on which weekdays does he call?
At time of the day does he usually call?
Know your enemy before you go to war.

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:08:30 ID:2RiKQOrF
In that case, ask Kansai what she thinks about it.

"I can't forgive that stalking asshole and I was thinking of staking out Miss Undie's place, but I don't want her to think that I'm the stalker or something.
What do you think, Kansai?"

should do.

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:10:04 ID:kma4Xn/w
The way I see it, Miss Understanding gathered all her courage to ask Molester for help,
but not only has been no help and all talk so far, he's even asked her about things she didn't want to talk about like her family...

In other words, don't bring up her family again.

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:10:23 ID:gR1e9fJx
If Kansai asks "Wanna do it together?" there, we'll have unlocked the Kansai route.

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:10:27 ID:Q7UhNqcw
If watching her place isn't an option, you should at least check her room for wiretaps.
If I was a woman and knew someone might have wiretapped my room, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.

But it'd be bad if you checked her room and didn't (or couldn't) find anything.
You'd just have made her more worried without having accomplished anything.

That's when you should ask her to move into your place.

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:11:15 ID:2RiKQOrF
I thought the same thing, but we should probably stick to the Miss Undie route, huh...

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:11:35 ID:YVNj4M2u
My opinion still hasn't changed since I posted >>480...
Add "I won't have any time on some days because of classes and work, but I'll try to make time as often as possible." to the end of the e-mail.

She'll be more willing to accept your offer if you mention things like "I enjoy talking to you too" imo.
She'll find it harder to turn it down because it makes it sound like there's something in it for you too.

You should do the same thing when you suggest going to Akihabara to look for self-defense products. Tell her you're enjoying yourself too and she might be more inclined to accept.

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:13:18 ID:gR1e9fJx
Nah, it's always good to keep your options open.
The best kind of twist for VIP would be if Miss Undie and Kansai started fighting over Molester Man.

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:14:35 ID:YVNj4M2u
There've been already quite a few surprising twists so far.
I can't wait to see what else OP has in store for usw

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:15:42 ID:X8j5coEh
In any battle(?), the first step is to know your enemy.
There should quite a bit to learn about the stalker if you analyze what he's done so far and when he's done it.

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:16:32 ID:BbpIocvQ

<Molester Man on the lookout for the stalker>

Policeman: "Hey, you, what are you doing over there?"
>1: "Umm... There's a molester, uh, I mean, a stalker... who's been stalking a friend of mine..."

Policeman: "Are you that stalker then? Or are you the molester? Which are you?"
>1: "I'm a molester. I mean, I was mistaken for a molester... How should I explain this..."

Policeman: "...HQ, this is unit #36. I have apprehended a suspect planning a burglary. My current position is..."

Miss Understanding: "You know, that Molester person was loitering around my house yesterday, until a policeman came and took him to the station."
Kansai: "See? I told you guys like him are easy to trap. 'I'll be on the lookout for the stalker', my ass. Pfff.
      I bet he wanted to sneak in after midnight and steal your panties himself. Why do all men have to be perverts...
      But since he got caught red-handed, he won't be able to talk himself out of this one. You won't see him again."

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:16:39 ID:m9lqibX+
Like I said, go check Miss Undie's room for wiretaps and hidden cameras! Just don't get mistaken for a suspicious person when you're walking around her neighborhood.

Also, make sure to come up with a plan B for when she says no! Make some effort!

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:17:34 ID:iQo29BBa
The only problem is, dragging her to Akihabara for self-defense products is out of the question.

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:18:01 ID:8BOi0NgQ
(´-`).。oO( Even if we discuss for days and come up with a perfect plan, Miss Undie will just say something unpredictable again and put a dent in our plan... But that's what's fun about this. )

747 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 16:18:17 ID:D50puFV/
Guys, guys, maybe I wasn't able to make it clear enough because I suck at writing, so let me stress it one more time.
I really can't ask her for more details on what the stalker's done to her so far and what he's been up to lately.
Anyone with common sense should understand why, right?

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:18:31 ID:VX62OdPx
From all the suggestions I've seen so far, going to look for self-defense products this weekend is the most plausible one.
Have lunch together too while you're at it.
It might be the only option if you want to gain Miss Undie's trust.

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:19:22 ID:q/dR7VA+
Profiler Kusanagi Aoi

750 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:19:26 ID:2RiKQOrF
I can agree with that.
In the end, it's for Molester to decide, after all.

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:19:39 ID:gVLoMymR
Episode 1:   On the Way Home
Episode 2:   Unknown Woman
Episode 3:   The Phone That Finally Rings
Episode 4:   Miss Understanding, after Escaping Molester
Episode 5:   Molester, Beyond his Heart
Episode 6:   Decisive Battle at the Police Station
Episode 7:   A Work with Ulterior Motives
Episode 8:   Glasses Arrives in Japan
Episode 9:   Momentarily Unite the Apologies
Episode 10:   Crab Arrived
Episode 11:   Inside the Still Crab
Episode 12:   The Value of Gifts
Episode 13:   Work Invasion
Episode 14:   Drifters, the Throne of Souls
Episode 15:   His Talk and her Silence
Episode 16:   The Topic that Leads to Tears, and...
Episode 17:   The Fourth E-mail Address Exchange
Episode 18:   The Choice of Life
Episode 19:   A Man's Battle ← We're here, I think?
Episode 20:   Shape of Heart, Shape of Human
Episode 21:   The Birth of a Couple
Episode 22:   At Least, Be Lovers
Episode 23:   Tears
Episode 24:   The Final Trap
Episode 25:   A Thread That's Ending
Episode 26:   The Beast that Shouted "Crabs are yummy!" at the Heart of the World

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:20:06 ID:BbpIocvQ
Everyone's just messing around nowww

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:20:36 ID:YVNj4M2u
I bet 4000 Glasses that she'll say
"Umm...... Can I stay overnight at your place? (in a very small voice)"

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:23:33 ID:jpkX8zTk
Isn't it about time you called her?

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:24:27 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Since it's Miss Undie we're talking about here, it's actually possible...
(´-`).。oO( Hope it's something no one in the thread anticipated because then it'd catch OP completely off guard...w )

756 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 16:24:40 ID:D50puFV/
No, it's still a bit too early... Though I don't know, is it time?
For me, 6pm is the best time to call because that's when most students and teens are finished with their classes, work etc.

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:25:47 ID:VX62OdPx
Why don't you write an e-mail then?
Then she'll probably call back when she's free.

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:26:31 ID:QPm60cig
My prediction:

OP gets an e-mail or a call from Miss Undie saying "There's a suspicious person outside..."
>>1 is clearly annoyed, but reluctantly heads to Miss Undie's place anyway.
However, the suspicious person's already left when he arrives...
Miss Undie offers >>1 tea, but he pussies out and leaves "because it's late".

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:26:58 ID:gR1e9fJx
But Miss Undie is neither a teen nor a student, is she...?
Or are you going to call Kansai?

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:27:19 ID:jpkX8zTk
"Can I call you later? There's something I want to talk to you about.
Tell me when you're free and I'll call then. Oh yeah, tell me about your measurements too. Btw, do you like crab?"

Send this.

761 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 16:27:29 ID:D50puFV/
I don't want to send an e-mail because I'd like to avoid a disaster like last time... You know, sending weird replies, replying too slowly etc.
So I decided to give her a call this time.

Brb buying this week's Shonen Champion from a convenience store 30 seconds walking distance from my place.
Gear: Light blue T-shirt + black jersey pants (3-stripes) + extreme bed hair + thick glasses.

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:27:33 ID:BbpIocvQ
Write an e-mail to Loli Jugs too please.

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:28:08 ID:O9v/86s+
I get pissed every time the main protag makes a :3 face.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:28:28 ID:8BOi0NgQ
You should write her an e-mail before you call her. She might be working right now, you know?
Just a short e-mail that goes like
Umm... There's something I want to talk to you about. Can I call you now?"

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:28:47 ID:YVNj4M2u
You're so stupid.
We can't give you any live advice if it's a phone call.

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:29:04 ID:VX62OdPx
Doesn't matter if it's an e-mail or a call.

More importantly, tell us later what happens in this week's Baki.

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:32:18 ID:jpkX8zTk
Let me tell you.
The Ogre punches the old man with full power, but he easily neutralizes it. The old man smiles. To be continued.

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:35:07 ID:VX62OdPx

Okay, let's go with that then.
The Stalker stabs Molester with full power and Molester gets hit. Molester bleeds to death. The end.

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:35:47 ID:q/dR7VA+
I traded this eye for a molester one long ago.

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:36:16 ID:YVNj4M2u
We haven't talked about him in a while, but I wonder if Glasses is still sending e-mails to Miss Undie.

771 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:36:35 ID:NcjX1XKc
The main plot twist is that Molester Man is actually one of the stalker's split personalities.

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:40:01 ID:YVNj4M2u
If Molester, Glasses, Miss Undie and Kansai meet up, it's a group date.

Throw Loli Jugs into the mix and it automatically becomes group sex.

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:41:04 ID:iQo29BBa
Someone with common sense would never ask for advice in a place like this!
We're just imagining what will become of you because you won't make up your mind.


774 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:41:51 ID:QPm60cig
>>1 and the stalker fight! But OP gets stabbed to death.
>>1 reports back in this thread from the afterworld...

Horror end.

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:42:01 ID:VX62OdPx
Oh yeah, Glasses. Aren't you going to contact him?
Why don't you become friends with Glasses?
It doesn't matter if you choose Miss Undie or Kansai. Just give Glasses the one you didn't pick.
Glasses could be useful in your fight against the stalker too.

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:44:07 ID:m9lqibX+
I wouldn't want to get Glasses involved in any of this. He's OP's rival, remember?

Wow, this is becoming more and more like Shinsei Motemote Oukoku! SIEG NAON!

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:45:06 ID:q/dR7VA+

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:45:41 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Glasses could be useful if we somehow talk him into fighting the stalker in a final showdown...
But if Glasses actually defeats the stalker, he'll get all the praise, not OP. (´・д・`)

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:46:20 ID:VX62OdPx
I just figured, what >>1 needs right now is not sex but a return to society.
I figured making a male buddy would help him with that.

780 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 16:50:22 ID:D50puFV/
I haven't contacted Glasses since then.
I probably could have become friends with him if I'd written him an e-mail after that and asked him out to the movies or so...
But I think it's better this way. I'd feel bad if a respectable member of society like him had to hang out with trash like me all the time.
And even if we became friends, I'm sure he'd always feel bad for mistaking me for a molester.

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:50:39 ID:BA5/I//8
There's a girl at school and I feel like our eyes always meet for some reason. What should I do?

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:51:12 ID:gR1e9fJx
Stalk her.

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:51:49 ID:X8j5coEh
Crush her eyeballs.

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:52:06 ID:E9qitAMy
If Train Man was turned into a novel, then Molester Man should get turned into an eroge. ( ゚v^ )v

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:52:12 ID:JIQ+OH3J
Who is this Glasses you guys are talking about? A guy?

786 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:52:38 ID:kma4Xn/w
OP does have a knack for spilling his spaghetti... But that's what's good about him. That is VIP QUALI-, whatever.

You should give up on the Kansai route. Instead, use her in a clever way to get Miss Undie.
Remember one thing though. Almost everything you say to Kansai will get relayed to Miss Undie.
Keep this in mind at all times.

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:58:21 ID:jpkX8zTk
Damn, these sausages. They're so fucking good.

788 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 16:58:42 ID:D50puFV/
Just when I thought I'd go samefag in some other thread and looked at my cell phone, I realize I had received an e-mail from Kansai.

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:59:03 ID:m9lqibX+
Have you thought about your next steps?
If you ask her out to Akihabara, you have to plan the whole date because it was your idea, you know? You should think about it more seriously.

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:59:10 ID:EvJnsIzy
Post what she wrote. Do it.

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:59:15 ID:MS4n0jii
It's here─wwヘ√レvv~(゚∀゚)─wwヘ√レvv~─ !!

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 16:59:49 ID:2RiKQOrF
щ(゚Д゚щ) Come oooon!

793 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:00:24 ID:D50puFV/
First e-mail:
"Sorry I went to bed all of a sudden yesterday!"

Second e-mail:
"Are you still sleeping? Get up already!"

It says she sent them three hours ago.

794 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:00:42 ID:EvJnsIzy
"Sorry, looks like your e-mail was stuck at the e-mail center. But now I got it."

Reply from Kansai:
"Man, you're slow!! E-mail center!? At this time and age!?
Do you even use your cell phone?"

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:01:05 ID:q/dR7VA+

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:01:07 ID:jpkX8zTk
Why didn't you notice when you got them?

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:01:24 ID:5z+GXPof
This wickedness is VIP QUALITY.

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:02:03 ID:2RiKQOrF
I can't believe you ignored her e-mails again.

799 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:02:13 ID:D50puFV/
Because I seriously don't have any friends. I usually put it on silent mode during lectures and forget to turn it off afterwards, so it's on silent mode all the time.
I only use my cell phone to browse 2ch or make work-related calls anyway. Oh yeah, as an alarm too.

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:02:31 ID:gR1e9fJx


801 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:02:53 ID:D50puFV/
What do I do?
What should I reply to her? And when she replies, what should I talk to her about?

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:02:57 ID:iQo29BBa
"Whoops, I forgot I'd put it on silent mode during classw"

Just be honest.

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:03:18 ID:gR1e9fJx
Say the e-mail center was constipated today and get a laugh out of her.

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:03:45 ID:EvJnsIzy
It doesn't make a difference if you make her wait 3 hours or 4 hours, so take your time to think it through thoroughly before you reply.

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:04:19 ID:kma4Xn/w
The e-mail center thing is becoming a running gag.

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:04:27 ID:jpkX8zTk
Since you never know when Miss Understanding or Kansai might contact you, make sure to have silent mode turned off at all times from now on.
It's enough if I'm the only one who has his cell phone on silent mode 24/7.

807 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:05:16 ID:D50puFV/
"Sorry, didn't notice your e-mails because I'd forgotten to turn off silent mode.
So? What did you want?"

should be okay, right?
So, where do I go from there?
But even if silent mode was turned off, I don't think I'd notice incoming e-mails when I'm sleeping.

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:05:53 ID:EvJnsIzy
>What did you want?
I don't think she wanted something specific.

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:06:37 ID:gR1e9fJx
If you're after Kansai, go with small talk only.
If you're after Miss Undie, add a few remarks that show how worried you are about her.
As for Loli Jugs, I'd love to eat crab with her.

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:07:14 ID:ZErmuMgz
Hang your cell phone around your neck.

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:07:27 ID:jpkX8zTk
When you're sleeping at night, no one expects you to notice any e-mails. Silent mode is okay too.
We're talking about the other half of the day here. Guess you'll have to make some changes to your lifestyle.

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:07:46 ID:YVNj4M2u
Make it a one-liner.

But to be honest, I'm looking forward to >>1 doing something weird again.

813 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:07:48 ID:D50puFV/
Okay, ignoring the last line of your post, I'll try to casually change the topic to Miss Understanding!!

I'll send it now!!

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:08:18 ID:2RiKQOrF
Put it on vibrate mode and fasten it on your head.

815 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:08:28 ID:D50puFV/
If you'd only posted that about 10 seconds earlier... OTL

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:08:51 ID:8BOi0NgQ
∀・).。oO( This is so exciting... Also, OP, sometimes people write e-mails without a specific reason. )

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:09:39 ID:2RiKQOrF

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:09:53 ID:jpkX8zTk
You're such a premature ejaculator.

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:10:04 ID:gR1e9fJx
And I like it.

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:10:05 ID:EvJnsIzy
Wait a minute or so after posting "I'll send it now!!" to see if everyone's okay with it.

821 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:10:09 ID:D50puFV/
Oh shit! Phone call!

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:10:35 ID:X8j5coEh

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:10:42 ID:RAo8j1R6

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:10:56 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Who's it from? My heart can't take it.

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:11:03 ID:2RiKQOrF
> Oh shit! Phone call!
Oh shit!

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:11:04 ID:MS4n0jii
Hand over Kansai to me already.

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:11:11 ID:EvJnsIzy
In b4 "dinnerwhere help"━(゚∀゚)━!

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:11:51 ID:2RiKQOrF
Don't get your hopes up yet. It might be Yamada Servicer calling to collect their debt.

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:12:06 ID:NSATg1EN
Are >>1 and OP the same person?

830 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:12:58 ID:D50puFV/
from kansai
talking about miss understanding

831 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:13:15 ID:8BOi0NgQ
(´-`).。oO( I say it's a call from Miss Undie! )

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:13:15 ID:bohshWUj
You should've written "What the crab did you want?" instead...

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:13:29 ID:nfrEKTBS
Hey everyone.
I finished work early today again (had to work outdoor) and just read all new posts since >>425.

Let me go back to what you said about martial arts. I've done my share of martial arts too and I can't understand why you'd say something like "It's impossible to learn in a few months".
Like with all things, you just can't know until you actually give it a try.
I bet it's what you always told yourself before trying something new.

But don't get me wrong, I'm not telling you to pick up martial arts, you know?
I'm just saying that you should never give up on something before giving it a shot.

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:13:39 ID:2RiKQOrF

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:13:46 ID:jpkX8zTk
What is she saying?

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:14:01 ID:EvJnsIzy
Kansai talking about Miss Understanding can only mean...

rァ Let's talk while having lunch.

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:14:13 ID:m9lqibX+
You're so stupid. There was no need to hurry. You could have easily made her wait three more hours.

"Oh, didn't notice your e-mails. What is it?"
should be good enough.

838 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:14:17 ID:8BOi0NgQ
Ugh... From Kansai, huh... orz

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:14:24 ID:gVLoMymR
That is VIP QUALI-

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:14:28 ID:2RiKQOrF
Look around you, there's already a new event going on.

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:14:45 ID:X8j5coEh
Above you! Above you!!

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:15:25 ID:2RiKQOrF
Your ID says TBS.

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:16:25 ID:bohshWUj
I bet 100 crabs that she called him to say that the stalker saw them having lunch together yesterday.

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:18:22 ID:nfrEKTBS
My carefully thought out post will get overlooked now because I happened to post it during a new party.

Oh well, parties are more fun anyway.

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:18:53 ID:8BOi0NgQ
(´-`).。oO( Yeah, why does OP say stuff like it's impossible to get good at martial arts in a few months? If you feel strong enough that you want to protect someone and that you can't lose no matter what, you can win even a seemingly impossible fight... Strong feelings can change people, you know? )

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:19:06 ID:YVNj4M2u
Damn, you guys will probably have started a thread when I get home.
It'll take hours to catch up again.

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:19:37 ID:YVNj4M2u
Happens to me all the time...

848 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/11 17:19:44 ID:l5QjhrQd
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:19:46 ID:160uXhmm
I wonder if they're talking about crab.

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:19:51 ID:2RiKQOrF
I can only agree with that.
People have something called fight-or-flight response.

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:19:52 ID:EvJnsIzy
We don't have anything to do when OP's on the phone...

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:20:53 ID:iQo29BBa
I'm very curious about what kind of tone Kansai speaks in. What kind of language does she use?

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:20:54 ID:nfrEKTBS
Well, my suggestions for the next move and my ideas for the next e-mail were used by OP quite a few times already!


Why am I bragging about something like this... orz

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:20:58 ID:2RiKQOrF

855 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:21:12 ID:kma4Xn/w
What strong feelings? All OP wants is resultsw

He's like "I don't like her yet or anything, but it'd be great if I could date her.".
Strong feelings is one of the things OP lacks the most.

856 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:21:16 ID:D50puFV/
Just finished... Kansai is a bro.

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:21:40 ID:2RiKQOrF
It's fucking here━━━━(Д゚(○=(゚∀゚)=○)Д゚)━━━━━!!

858 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:21:43 ID:EvJnsIzy
Please elaborate.

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:21:48 ID:nfrEKTBS
What'd she say?

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:21:49 ID:JIQ+OH3J
What did you talk about?

861 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:21:55 ID:iQo29BBa
She is, isn't she? You're starting to like her, right?

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:22:13 ID:bohshWUj
But that's what's good about them.

VIP QUALITY and all.

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:22:22 ID:jpkX8zTk
Quit blue-balling us. Hurry up and report.

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:22:23 ID:8BOi0NgQ
The next time someone calls you on your cell phone, use a headphone with microphone that's connected to your PC and stream it live and...

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:23:14 ID:kma4Xn/w
It's hard enough for OP to have a normal phone call. Don't ask too much of him.

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:23:37 ID:0IyJygbl
You recorded it, right?

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:25:00 ID:8BOi0NgQ
You're right... (´・д・`)
Can't wait.

868 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:25:13 ID:D50puFV/
If what she said is true, I might get a call from Loli Jugs sometime today or tomorrow.

"Leaving it in silent mode like that isn't good, you know?"
"Ah, sorry."
"That's why you can't get yourself a girlfriend."
"Hahaha (You little...)"
"I called you back as soon as I got your e-mail. Can you talk?"
"Sure, sure."
"You don't have any classes today, do you?"
"Don't worry. I'm free today."
"Weren't you free yesterday as well? Will you get the credits?"
"No chance. I've long given up."
"Then you'll have to repeat the coursew"
"Then I'll have to repeat the coursew"
"I like that! An eternal university student!!"

This is how it started out. We continued talking about this and that for a few more minutes, but I can't remember any of it.

869 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:25:51 ID:0IyJygbl
Kansai end, huh?

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:26:05 ID:iQo29BBa
I-I think I'm in love...

Are you in love too, Molester?

871 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:26:05 ID:IfqUwhLW
>(You little...)
Fuck, I lol'd.

872 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/11 17:26:12 ID:l5QjhrQd
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873 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:26:12 ID:EvJnsIzy
They seem to be having fun... ( ´・ω・)

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:26:25 ID:2RiKQOrF
>I might get a call from Loli Jugs ← Please elaborate.

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:28:13 ID:bohshWUj
You're lucky enough as it is. If you add Loli Jugs too... you're gonna make yourself more enemiesw

876 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/11 17:28:14 ID:l5QjhrQd
I fear Loli Jugs might be in love with Molester.

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:29:01 ID:160uXhmm
What is this, a real-life version of Strawberry 100% or what!?

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:29:27 ID:0IyJygbl
Ahh, I know where this heading, you often see it in manga. In the end, the main protagonist wakes up and realizes it was all just a dream.

879 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:29:37 ID:q/dR7VA+
I'm so jelly. I guess >>1 must be attractive to a certain extent.

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:30:23 ID:5z+GXPof
Why did the party have to start now... I'm attending a JICA seminar right now ffs.

881 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:30:42 ID:D50puFV/
"So, did you get a call from Miss Understanding yesterday?"
"No... I didn't."
"Huh? No way!"
"She didn't call me, so I sent her a thank you e-mail."
"Eh? What's wrong?"
"You're so unreliable, Molester."
"What did you say!?"
"You weren't very manly in the family restaurant either."
"What are you trying to say?"
"Act more like a man. One she can rely on. She's relying on you, you know?"
"Eh? She is?"
"You haven't noticed!? Didn't she tell you? That she doesn't have any male friends?"
"Yeah, she did... But it can't possibly be true, can it?"
"Uhh, you think she was lying? Well, I've seen her talk with the chief at work sometimes..."
"I guess she chose me because of my big manliness, after all."
"Are you still going on about that? The only thing that's big about you is your head."

Hmm... As far as I remember, it was a normal conversation. Made me feel young again after a long time.

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:31:01 ID:EvJnsIzy
Are you going to some remote place in Africa?

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:31:21 ID:nfrEKTBS
Please forgive our OP. He's always had a knack for bad timing.

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:31:30 ID:V4bJ6oqI
Kansai would blend right in with the VIPPERsw

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:32:23 ID:nfrEKTBS
Post the rest! Quickly!

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:32:55 ID:0IyJygbl
I wonder about this every time.

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:32:59 ID:IfqUwhLW
You son of a bitch.
Look at you enjoying yourself with Kansai. Did you forget about the stalker?

888 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:33:06 ID:JIQ+OH3J
Maybe she is a VIPPER.

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:33:10 ID:8BOi0NgQ
(´-`).。oO( This is so much fun. Can't wait for the rest. )

What Kansai said has already been said in the thread many times though...

890 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:33:16 ID:iQo29BBa
>The only thing that's big about you is your head.
Kansai is like "What is wrong with this guy?".

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:33:20 ID:EvJnsIzy
I just remembered there was someone whose girlfriend works at a family restaurant and Miss Undie is her colleague or something and the stalker did something which turned out to be Kansai and I don't have a clue what I am saying...

892 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:33:37 ID:V4bJ6oqI
And in the next few days...

All kinds of things happened that in some way or another led to OP and Kansai going out.

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:33:43 ID:kma4Xn/w
Okay, guys, guys, can we agree on one thing?

Miss Undie relies on Molester = Molester has a chance

See? It wasn't just me jumping to conclusions.
She could've asked the chief for advice again, but she chose to go to Molester!! How's that?

894 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:34:12 ID:nfrEKTBS
Calm down and drink some tea.

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:34:15 ID:2RiKQOrF
Obviously, Miss Undie loves Molester.

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:34:30 ID:5z+GXPof


897 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/11 17:34:32 ID:l5QjhrQd
   _, ,_ 
 (; ´Д`) < Kansai! Kansai!
 )  )

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:35:33 ID:gVLoMymR
But teacher.
With variables like Miss Understanding and Molester,
it's mathematically impossible to prove that equation.

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:35:59 ID:BbpIocvQ
Summon Kansai to this thread now!

And then... boobs.....

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:36:01 ID:EvJnsIzy
ノ旦 Whew... Thanks, that helped.

385 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/08 16:32:25 ID:ZdF2THgf
My girlfriend told me something interesting last night.
It seems, her part-time co-worker asked her for advice and I've been wondering...
That co-worker could be Miss Understanding...

901 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:36:15 ID:D50puFV/
"But were you serious when you said she's relying on me?"
"Yes, yes. She wants a man she can rely on. I'm sure of it. It's your chance! Molester!!"
"What do you mean, it's my chance?"
"It's your chance to show her that big manliness of yours!!"
"Eh? What? Are you trying to hook me up with Miss Understanding?"
"No, I wouldn't hand her over to a sad guy like you."
"What's that about?"
"It's just a Joudan. A Michael Joudan."
".............seriously now, why are you trying to bring us together?"
"Eh? You like her, don't you?"
"I'm worried about her, but that doesn't mean I like her."
"But you're after her, aren't you?"
"'After her'? What are you trying to..."
"It's just a Joudan! A Michael Joudan!"
"..............you seem to like that pun a lot, but it's lame."
"..............and I was pretty confident about it..."

And so on, we kept talking with a few digressions here and there.

902 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:36:15 ID:V4bJ6oqI
Oh crap.

I can't get over how awesome >>894's ID is.

Please go out with me.

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:36:24 ID:nfrEKTBS
Let me get this out of the way before it's too late.

>>950 starts the next thread.

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:36:29 ID:jpkX8zTk
OP is really good at blue-balling.

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:36:36 ID:kma4Xn/w
Guess you've got me there. HAHAHA

I feel more like crying now.

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:36:54 ID:0IyJygbl
I think, her relying on you and asking you for advice are good signs.

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:36:59 ID:EvJnsIzy
>It's just a Joudan! A Michael Joudan!

Added to my dictionary.

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:37:15 ID:160uXhmm
Protip: All the characters in this story are VIPPERs.

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:38:00 ID:nfrEKTBS
Post a pic of yourself.

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:38:10 ID:bohshWUj
The stalker's identity is unclear → So she asked Molester for help because he's the only guy she knows who is definitely not the stalker.

Things would be so simple if that chief guy was the stalker.

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:38:15 ID:BbpIocvQ

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:38:52 ID:ZErmuMgz
Isn't it weird that they got this far in just 1, 2 days?

913 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/11 17:39:14 ID:l5QjhrQd

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914 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:39:26 ID:nfrEKTBS
Maybe it's normal for young people these days?

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:39:47 ID:jpkX8zTk

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:40:45 ID:0IyJygbl
It's already too late, but I'll try not to ask any questions during the report...

917 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:41:07 ID:D50puFV/
"So, what did you want?"
"Well, I was just concerned about Miss Understanding."
"Because of the stalker?"
"Because of the stalker."
"What? So you worry about her too?"
"Everyone at work is worried about her. We even went to a seminar about stalking together the other day."
(She told me some more about it.)
"Ahh, yeah, I heard about it."
"She even stopped coming to work once. We didn't know what to do anymore. She was really depressed and said she'd return to her parents' place."
"Seriously, seriously. Anyway, she's relying on you, so get her to rely on you even more almost as if you wanted to take advantage of it."
"Take advantage of it...? I want to do all I can to help her, but I don't even know how the stalker looks like... Are there any suspects?"
"You mean like an ex-boyfriend or so?"
"Yeah, someone like that. Also, has she installed a safety door lock?"

Topic changed. As usual, my handling skills are awesome.

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:41:23 ID:V4bJ6oqI
That is VIP QUALITY too.

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:41:34 ID:m9lqibX+
Get Kansai to join your party.

It's getting more and more likely that the stalker is watching this thread.

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:42:01 ID:EvJnsIzy
That's actually pretty skillful handling!

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:42:18 ID:dqUR1PTV
That, that is exactly what VIP QUALITY is.

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:42:21 ID:nfrEKTBS
Good going there.

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:42:39 ID:kma4Xn/w
Now that it's come to this...


924 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:42:46 ID:V4bJ6oqI
What the hell... OP's doing pretty good today for a change.

('A`) How lame.

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:43:09 ID:ZErmuMgz
Don't worry, he'll make his car flip over with another sharp turn in the end.

926 : &rlo;!!Muzuitanhe (・ω・ 彡э )∈&lro; : 04/11/11 17:43:19 ID:l5QjhrQd
  |  |
 /  ヽ
 U。A。U Kansai Banzai!

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:43:26 ID:V4bJ6oqI
Count me in. For realw

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:43:30 ID:dqUR1PTV

                                   Stalking Kansai & Loli Jugs.

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:43:57 ID:q/dR7VA+
It's more likely the VIPPERs end up turning into even worse stalkers.

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:44:15 ID:jpkX8zTk
Anyone else notice how OP has levelled up since last time?

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:44:16 ID:sBpobYvh
Serious topics like getting stalked and depressions go hand in hand with "You like her, don't you? Date her!", huh...
I will never understand people.

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:44:34 ID:BbpIocvQ
Good judgment therewww

I feel like soon we won't be able to relate to OP anymore!

933 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:44:51 ID:V4bJ6oqI
That is VI-

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:45:24 ID:BbpIocvQ
In b4 >>1 goes mental too.

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:45:33 ID:nfrEKTBS
Somehow there's a party in this thread almost everydayw
And OP was going to take it easy today too.

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:46:06 ID:gVLoMymR
Looks like, as long as OP doesn't get rid of the stalker, there'll be no Kansai end either.

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:46:46 ID:nfrEKTBS
Ahhh, man!!
How many more times do I have to refresh the page!?

938 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:47:14 ID:dqUR1PTV
There's one more way to get the Kansai end though. OP starts dating Kansai and they deal with the stalker together.

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:47:32 ID:bohshWUj
Yeah, about the same as a monster with a low intelligence stat that's finally reached a level where it begins to obey the player's commands.

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:48:17 ID:BbpIocvQ

941 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:48:34 ID:D50puFV/
And so, I managed to learn a lot about Miss Understanding's current situation from Kansai.
It seems, the police is doing their job for a change.

"Well, she's calmed down pretty much by now, but you should cheer her up a bit."
"...............you're a good person, Kansai."
"I am, aren't I?"
"You're also annoying because you love to meddle though."
"Ah? Not as much as you, Molester."
"I'm different. I do it out of good will, so it's okay."
"...but you can't leave her alone, can you? The case looks like it'll be resolved soon though."
"You really think it'll be resolved soon?"
"Don't they say the Japanese police is excellent?"
"If they actually do something, yeah."
"Don't worry, this time they are. Loli Jugs expects a lot from you too, Molester. We'll be counting on your mental support."
"I'll do what I can, but I can't promise anything."
"Now, now, we'll be backing you all the way too."
"Yeah, you're right."

After some more small talk, she hung up saying her shift starts at 6pm.
She seems to have called because she was on her way to somewhere. (To work, maybe?)
Looks like Miss Understanding works on the same shift, so I guess I can scrap my plan to call her today.

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:48:39 ID:bSuv/lBS
Wow, his intelligence stat must be extremely low then.

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:48:50 ID:QRzKmdmY


944 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:49:26 ID:EvJnsIzy
Next thread.

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:49:39 ID:V4bJ6oqI
I think Kansai and >>1 would make a great couple.

Kansai: Likes to meddle and take care of others.
>>1: Is unreliable and needs someone to take care of him.

See? They complement one another. It's a perfect matchw

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:49:51 ID:nfrEKTBS
Wow, you've made some progress.

Miss Undie route is confirmed.

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:49:59 ID:dqUR1PTV

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:50:23 ID:nfrEKTBS
Send an e-mail to Miss Undie.
It's not 6pm yet, so she probably hasn't started work yet.

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:50:41 ID:nfrEKTBS
We're counting on you, 950.

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:51:03 ID:V4bJ6oqI
Is that some Fist of the North Star?

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:51:22 ID:jpkX8zTk
OP, send an e-mail and ask her if you can call her.

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:51:25 ID:V4bJ6oqI
Σ(´Д` ME!?

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:51:47 ID:gVLoMymR
Dude, you're smart.

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:51:50 ID:0IyJygbl
OP forgot all about Miss Undie.

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:51:51 ID:nfrEKTBS
Good luck with it.
We'll help with the template posts.

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:52:00 ID:jpkX8zTk
Yeah, now go start the new thread.

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:53:14 ID:EvJnsIzy
Template posts:


That's about it.

958 : Template : 04/11/11 17:53:45 ID:bohshWUj
Loli Jugs
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student? Works at a family restaurant.
Height: Approx. 155cm? About the same as Miss Understanding.
Weight: Approx 50kg? Has quite the rack. So big that if she tried to catch a grounder rolling along the infield and looked down, she wouldn't see the ball with her boobs in the way and let it roll right through her legs.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? Is just as child-faced as Miss Understanding. Cute too.
Dating history: I don't have a clue, but I'm sure she's at least dated a guy or two.

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:53:49 ID:EvJnsIzy
There's >>80 too.

960 : Template : 04/11/11 17:54:06 ID:bohshWUj
Kansai Woman
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student, works at a family restaurant. Lives together with her family.
Height: Approx. 165cm? Might be taller than me. If I'm lucky, we're about the same height.
Weight: Approx. 50kg? Rather slim. Her bewbs are normal sized.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? She's more pretty than cute.
I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already. She said she has a serious attitude towards love.

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:54:07 ID:2RiKQOrF
I look away from the thread for a bit and this happens!
We should create a VIP vigilante group.

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:54:38 ID:8BOi0NgQ
-`).。oO( Let's see if I can get 1000. )
1000 GET...

Or did I cum too early?

963 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 17:54:54 ID:D50puFV/
Waitresses usually have to get ready for work about 15 minutes before their shift though.

964 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:54:59 ID:nfrEKTBS
Ehh!? You came already!?

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:55:04 ID:iQo29BBa
One day...
"I'm so glad. The stalker was caught, and Miss Undie has made up with her parents too!"
"Yeah, me too. By the way, there's something I wanted to tell you."
"Hmm? What? Don't tell me you love me? Sorry, that was just a Joudan! A Michael Joudan!"
"No, actually, it's not a Joudan. I'm serious."
"Well, you see, while we were working together to help Miss Undie, I fell in love with you."
"Eh... But... Miss Undie..."
"Who cares about Miss Undie!? I'm sure she's happy now! This time, let me support you!"
"...but I have a boyfriend..."
"Well, who cares? Thanks for the confession! Don't let it get you down! You still have Loli Jugs left, right!?"
"Come on, cheer up! I'll introduce you to someone else if you want! His name is Glasses!"
"Time to kill myself."

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:55:08 ID:m9lqibX+
I lol'd because the thread suddenly slowed down a few posts before 950. Guess no one wanted to start the new thread.

If we VIPPERs are going to get rid of the stalker, we'll have to enter Miss Undie's place first to look for things that could help us find him. Things like her used panties. And crab.

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:55:08 ID:kma4Xn/w
Dude, how fast are you!?w

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:55:16 ID:dqUR1PTV
>>962 is the Telephone Man.

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:55:31 ID:jpkX8zTk
You're like the king of premature ejaculation.

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:55:37 ID:nfrEKTBS
It's okay if she reads the e-mail after work too, you know?

She'd be like
"Ah, didn't notice his e-mailw".

971 : Template : 04/11/11 17:55:50 ID:bohshWUj
The Stalker
Identity: Unknown

Current situation: The stalker has stolen Miss Undie's used napkins, sneaked into her room and so on....
            We don't know the details, but it seems like he hasn't laid hands on her yet.

The police's reaction:
They increased the patrols in her neighborhood. Though I think she might have lost quite some of her credibility when she mistook OP for a molester.

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:55:58 ID:8BOi0NgQ
I was way off... Couldn't hold out any longer. orz

973 : 950 : 04/11/11 17:56:18 ID:V4bJ6oqI
I tried to start the new thread, but 2ch wouldn't let me. orz

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:56:46 ID:nfrEKTBS
Okay, I'll start it then.

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:56:57 ID:O9v/86s+
975 does it then.

976 : 950 : 04/11/11 17:57:09 ID:V4bJ6oqI
ノシ Someone else start the next thread please.

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:57:28 ID:jpkX8zTk
Okay, then 980 will have to start it.

978 : 950 : 04/11/11 17:57:36 ID:V4bJ6oqI
You just nominated yourself.

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:57:41 ID:gVLoMymR
If this is 1000, I'll get Kansai.

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:58:05 ID:nfrEKTBS

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:58:07 ID:EvJnsIzy
In b4 duplicate threads.

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:58:41 ID:2RiKQOrF
I started it!

983 : 950 : 04/11/11 17:58:45 ID:V4bJ6oqI
ノシ Thanks!

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:01 ID:EvJnsIzy
What did I say?

985 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:02 ID:bToRR93y

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:15 ID:GQdcuYS6
Just got back and finished reading all new posts.
Things got real pretty fast.

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:16 ID:sBpobYvh

988 : 950 : 04/11/11 17:59:17 ID:V4bJ6oqI
ノシ I feared this would happen, but thanks anywayw

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:19 ID:bSuv/lBS
So in the next thread, we'll watch over OP warmly,
support him until he gets himself a girlfriend,

and then wait for him to post pics of his girlfriend's boobs.
Is this correct?

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:26 ID:Os+YAUd5
I agree with all of you.

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:29 ID:2RiKQOrF
Someone else was faster. orz

992 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:31 ID:0IyJygbl
If this is 1000, the VIPPERs will kick the stalker's ass.

993 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:36 ID:Q7UhNqcw

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:42 ID:dOQii7/S

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:45 ID:O9v/86s+
If this is 1000, I'll get castrated.

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:51 ID:Sl4GnQbd
  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Tits! Tits!
  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Tits! Tits!

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:52 ID:bSuv/lBS

998 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:52 ID:sBpobYvh

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:53 ID:Q7UhNqcw

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 17:59:56 ID:nlBy2v2u

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