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http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099651701/
Excuse me... You dropped this.
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I need someone else to post the template posts now.
Thanks.
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: I'm a third-rate university student and I live alone
Height: 163cm
Weight: 50kg
Looks: In the "Rate my face" thread, I was told I look normal. In aquariums, I can easily get in with a ticket for middle-schoolers, that's how much of a babyface I have.
Dating history: Ever since second grade in middle school, I've dated countless women, each more beautiful than the last.
Amongst others, I've had relationships with maid robots, childhood friends and vampires... in dating sims.
Miss Understanding
Age: 20 years old
Occupation: Freelance part-timer, apparently works in a family restaurant and lives alone.
Height: Approx. 155cm? Quite a bit smaller than me and that's not easy.
Weight: Approx. 45kg? Very little in any case.
Looks: She'd probably get a standard score of 60 to 70 in the "Rate my face" thread. She's cute and has a babyface too.
Dating history: I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already.
That means, the stalker thing must have happened quite recently.
The stalker sneaked into her apartment, among other things.
Good job!!
Take care of >>1 for me while I'm gone. ノシ
Crab you curry much!
Sounds yummy.
Age: In his twenties?
Occupation: Works in some trading company. Probably a salesman.
Height: Approx. 170cm? Didn't look that tall to me.
Weight: Approx. 60kg? Rather skinny.
Looks: I think he'd get at least a standard score of 60 in the "Rate my face" thread. He's what you'd call a young and attractive salaryman.
Dating history: Umm... most likely not a virgin.
Kansai
Age: About the same age as Miss Understanding?
Height etc.: Unknown
Notes: Friends with Miss Understanding, has been helping her out for some time now.
She's the woman who came to pick up Miss Understanding on the first day.
Exchanged e-mail addys with Molester.
Thanks.
Why do you guys never give any serious advice when I actually need it!? Oh, I get it! So that is VIP QUALITY!
Reply:
"Shaddup! Yeah, so I am small!!
But you know, to make up for my small stature, other things about me are really big!!"
Are you fucking serious?w
>other things about me are really big!!
I beg to differ.
Did you seriously send it!?w
Whoawwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwww
BERSERKER MOLESTER MAN
FINALLY STARTED MAKING DIRTY JOKES
THE FINAL EPISODE
"Really big? What is?w Your attitude?"
Can't wait to see Kansai's reply... grin
('A`)
Age: Loli
Height etc.: Big boobs
Notes: Friends with Miss Understanding.
Loli with big boobs.
Exchanged e-mail addys with Molester.
Dude, control yourself. Kansai will tell Miss Undie about every e-mail you send!
You should know by now that she's rather gossipy.
Send this pic to her.
ttp://d.pic.to/2t4m
If you don't want her to think you're a two-faced hypocrite, that is.
"No, no, no! More like my manliness!! Or my broad-mindedness!!"
I don't think we can get anything else out of Kansai.
What do you guys think?
My dream.
Post a pic of your dick already!
That is VIP QUALI-
Thanks.
>Molester
You're not getting kinda desperate, are you? Btw, is Kansai watching this thread?
GJ.
>>26
GJwwww
"I've been thinking a lot since last time and here's what I came up with...
How about you move away?"
"I could help you look for a new apartment!"
"I could also help you move your things."
How's this?
I'm worried Miss Undie might start doubting you again.
"My heart, of course!
Anyways, I seriously want to help Miss Undie.
So you help me help her out, okay?"
↑ Use this to get back on course!!
>Your attitude?
Kansai never disappointsw
How's this?
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How to play:
Double-click on the ★ to save Molester Man!
That's kinda cute. (´･∀･`) grin
┃ Kansai ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys―――――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛ │
│ │
Same part-time job │
│ ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）
↑
Happened to be around and intervened
Sent crab as a token of apology
│
Glasses
Made this for the heck of it. Feel free to correct it if there are any mistakes.
Oh no, the vertical lines got messed up.
What a glorious line!!
Looks good to me.
And if she replies "Wait, do you have a thing for Miss Undie?", we know she's a VIPPER.
"Broad-mindedness, eh?w Manliness, eh?w"
Me:
"I'm serious! My manliness is amazing...
Which reminds me, I didn't pay for today's lunch, did I?"
OP is on a roll━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
He can't be saved～～～～～～～～～～～
But I guess, that is VIP QUALITY too.
OP's gotta say at least that much if he wants to redeem his tarnished reputation. (´･д･`)
Okay, we're back on course again.
Keep it up!
GJ!
Hope it gets completed!
┃ Kansai ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys―――――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛ │
│ Bakatono
Same part-time job │
│ ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）
↑ │
Happened to be around and intervened │
Sent crab as a token of apology Bakatono
│ │
Glasses ←――――――――┘
I can't bear to watch. He's way too careless and reckless...
But that is VIP QUALITY!!
Try inserting some 2ch lingo into your e-mail to see if she reacts to it.
But damn, it'd be so amazing if Kansai and >1 got together thanks to Miss Undie mistaking him for a molester.
You're zipping from one topic to another like a grasshopper.
Kansai must be confused.
Fucking this.
"It's alright. We get 50% off since we work there anyway.
And Miss Understanding paid the other 50%, so it's no problemo."
Me:
"Seriously? I really need to thank her next time then.
I'm also worried about the whole stalker thing..."
After that, Molester Man and Miss Understanding go to a coffee lounge where Molester Man explains himself and manages to clear her suspicion of him. They proceed to have lunch together and then go home.
That night, Molester Man starts the first thread and almost fucks everything up with his thoughtless e-mails, but somehow manages to arrange a meeting with her on the next day to accompany her to the police station.
On the second day, Miss Understanding calls Molester Man and picks him up. They then meet up with Glasses and head to the police station together. At the police station, Miss Understanding, Glasses and even the policemen apologize to Molester Man.
Later that day, he has omelets for lunch with Miss Understanding. She asks Molester Man for advice about getting too many annoying e-mails from Glasses, but he has to leave early because of his part-time job.
He tells her that he wants to contact her again and have lunch with her, but she doesn't seem too euphoric about it.
Third day: Molester Man gets crab delivered from Glasses, two hair crabs and one snow crab.
So he calls Glasses to thank him, and finds out that Glasses is a real bro.
While Molester Man is out buying alcohol like a faggot, a miracle happens. Miss Understanding sends him an e-mail saying that she wants his advice on the next day.
Fourth day: When Molester Man arrives at the family restaurant Miss Understanding works at, she introduces Kansai to him and the three of them, no, Molester Man and Kansai have a fun chat.
After that, Molester Man exchanges e-mail addys with Kansai and Loli, and right now, he's having more fun sending e-mails back and forth with Kansai than with Miss Understanding.
Alright!
Don't change the topic and keep talking about Miss Undie!!
┃ Kansai ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys―――――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛ │
│ Bakatono
Same part-time job │
│ ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）
↑ ↑ │
│ Happened to be around and intervened │
│ Sent crab as a token of apology Bakatono
Stalker Man (The Mastermind) │ │
Glasses ←――――――――┘
"Exactly! Thank her!! Treat her to something next time!
And while you're at it, thank me too!! Then treat me to something too!"
Me:
"Well, thank you, I guess. But why do I have to treat you to something too?"
┃ Kansai ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys―――――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛ │
│ Bakatono
Same part-time job │
│ ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ↑ │
Happened to be around and intervened │
Sent crab as a token of apology Bakatono
│ │
Glasses ←――――――――┘
Well, that's okay, I guess, but I feel like your e-mails are getting more and more frivolous.
It won't hurt to show Kansai that you have a serious side too.
......You should have just said "Okay, I'll treat you to something." there.
She'll think you're a stingy guy...
┃ Kansai ┃
┃ Loli Jugs ┃←―――――Going berserker on them in his e-mails―――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛ │
│ Bakatono
Same part-time job │
│ ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）
↑ ↑ │
│ Happened to be around and intervened │
│ Sent crab as a token of apology Bakatono
Stalker Man (The Mastermind) │ │
Glasses ←――――――――┘
Kansai will be like "Look at the e-mails Molester sent me! Isn't he a funny guy?".
Separate boxes for Kansai and Loli Jugs would be nice.
If they're in one box, it's like they're one person or something.
"You got to know a cute girl like me, you know?
Shouldn't you be a bit more thankful?"
Me:
"I'll give you crab then."
Kansai:
"Really?"
Me:
"Yeah. It's just an empty shell of an Echizen crab though."
Damn, she's fast. Just as you'd expect of a university student... She's faster than me typing on a keyboard...
To Kansai:
- That you'll do anything in your power to help Miss Undie
- That you love Kansai
To Miss Undie:
- How to deal with a stalker
- That you'll do anything in your power to help her
- That you're planning on going out with Kansai
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is what Miss Understanding will probably think when she sees it.
She's testing you, OP!
I lol'd.
"Okay, I'll treat you to crab then. Also, I love you."
Send this! Remember, say it casually!
you should return something nice like
"Kansai, feel free to talk to me when you have a problem or something. Since we're friends now and all."
(´-`).｡oO( Or is it too early to call you guys "friends"? )
You're not serious about helping Miss Understanding at all, are you?
Come on, get your act together! Dumbass!
He does seem to be having more fun.
If there wasn't the thing with Miss Undie, I'd be like "Go for it!".
"I'll accept it if there's crab miso soup insidew
Ahh... I wanna eat crab now. Treat me to crab, treat me to crab!"
Me:
"No way. I don't have the money to buy something so expensive like that.
Even if I had, I'd just eat it all by myself."
Don't talk to her like you would to one of us.
Keep in mind that she's just a normal, cute, pure, sweet, and lewd girl.
Kansai might be a bro, but most of all, I think she's like a meddlesome mother to the girls in the family restaurant.
Right now, she's probably more interested in talking to you about Miss Undie's stalker problem.
"All I can give you right now is a simple thank you thoughw"
would have been okay too, wouldn't it...?
By the way, it was an Echizen crab!?
You made a fatal mistake in that last line.
Should've said
"I got crab at home. Come to my place if you want some."
instead!
It'll be a nice excuse to go to their workplace again too.
Why is life so unfair?
Why won't it happen to me...
Not like I mind as long as you're okay with that, Molester.
Poor Miss Undie though.
Why didn't you say you'll eat the crab with Miss Undie, you retard!?
So much for the crab party at your place.
Good fucking job... Now you can't invite Miss Undie over anymore...
"Sure, if you let me feed you mouth-to-mouth."
is what you should have replied.
Oh man, Molester, you're a real tool.
Die. Die a 100 times.
┏━━━━━┓
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――┐
┗━━━━━┛ │
│ .│
Same part-time job ....│
│ .↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）
↑ .↑───────────Is after her──────────┘ ↑ ↑
│ ..┌───────────┘ │
Best friends? ..┌E-mailing like crazy Happened to be around and intervened
↓ ....│ Sent crab as a token of apology
Kansai ←───────┘ ..│
Glasses
Lol.
It did seem delicious the way he described it.
"This is why you don't have any friends. It's more fun to eat with someone, you know?
But then again, you'd get to eat less crab if you share it with someone.
So you should just pay for the crab and let me eat it all. That's what we'll do.
Ah, I'll take a bath now. See ya!"
Me:
"Shut up! See you and good night."
That was a storm of e-mails...
Kansai laughed loudly.
"Eh..."
Seeing her laugh, I felt my heart flutter for a moment.
I'd only had my eyes on Miss Understanding, but Kansai was cute and just as pretty as her.
To be honest, I could see Kansai being a lot more popular among guys.
So I...
said "You, a cute girl?" and laughed.
rｧ wrapped my arms around Kansai and held her tight.
Right, >>1? He's gone off somewhere again.
You should have asked for a selfie in the bath!
She's basically asking for it and OP doesn't notice it...
Murakami Haruki style?
Looks like even the friendly Kansai was put off by Molester's "I eat crab alone" statementwww
Oh boy...
>>124
Echizen crab mindww
What part about it?w
Hey! Kansai was totally looking forward to having crab with you!!
Call her over tomorrow! You know what, just settle for Kansai now!
Who needs a woman that says something like that to a guy she's only known for a day?
I don't think anyone cares, but I meant to post this in a different thread.
Is Kansai interested in OP?
I don't think I left a bad impression on her... Or did I?
>It's more fun to eat with someone, you know?
Why would you ignore this????
If it was Murakami Haruki, you'd have phrases like "Just great.", "How idiotic." and "Yougottadance." all over the place.
Nah, it's fine.
Lend her the Kai Band CD, treat her to crab and Kansai will be yours.
Seems like it.
I bet she's just like this to everyone, but I don't think he left a bad impression on her.
Hey. You left out the all-important mastermind Stalker Manw
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Well, you did okay if you're not planning on going for Kansai anyway. What a waste though.
You know how some women are nice to everyone? She's one of them.
I bet Kansai wasn't serious either when she told me to treat her to crab.
You can't use the crab on Miss Understanding anymore. Do you really have a crush on her?
Or are you after Glasses? Do you have something up your sleeve?
This?
ttp://www.xuse.co.jp/product/chikan/top.html
>>156
I wasn't thinking straight.
My bad.
Are you fine with a Kansai end too or not?
I feel like I finally know why you're not popular among girls.
It didn't have to be now, you know? You could have just said "Okay, I'll treat you to crab one day.".
>>168
So she'd do it to anyone, huh?
Pick Miss Undie and get rid of the stalker → Good thread.
Pick Kansai and crab → Shit thread. Plus, I'd wish upon a shooting star that you die, Molester.
It's okay to be a bit more optimistic every once in a while, you know...
For what possible reason would she refuse to get treated to crab?
I'm sure Kansai doesn't give a shit about >>1 though.
Why, you ask?
Because he's creepy.
Crab thread yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
O-Oh yeah, t-there really are women like that.
I-It totally slipped my mind.
788 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/09 03:39:01 ID: zpiJbJf7
Thread 1 seems dead.
Someone show me where I can read it.
789 Name: bananan the third [This blog is awesome:http://blog.livedoor.jp/kurukuru_iris/] Date: 04/11/09 04:56:12 ID: cWwzYS5N
>>788
http://kamaitachi.s3.xrea.com/1099651701.html
Miss Undie: Eh? He is?
lol
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Calm down.
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I think it's more likely that he doesn't get either of the girls.
Thanks.
1. Find out if Miss Undie has been getting any e-mails from Glasses.
2. The next time you see Kansai, ask her "I got crab from an acquaintance, so how about we have some crab together, Miss Undie, you and me?".
3. If she says yes, invite Miss Undie over and tell her Kansai already said yes. She won't be able to refuse.
you'll catch neither. Get it?
Miss Understanding is cute and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her.
Kansai isn't my type, but I think she's beautiful and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her.
As for Loli Jugs, her jugs are in the way, but she's cute and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her too...
Putting my desires aside, I really am worried about Miss Understanding and if I can be of help to her in some way, I'll gladly do it.
Well, I wouldn't go as far as saying something like "I'll do anything for her!", but if it's something I can do, I'll do my best to help.
Kansai might become my first friend after a long, a really long time.
Dunno enough about Loli Jugs yet.
Molester Man never lets us down.
Aren't you forgetting something?
How will you get rid of the stalker?
∩＿∩ + The thread is going so fast.
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump shine shine
（0ﾟつ旦O +
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>Putting my desires aside, I really am worried about Miss Understanding and if I can be of help to her in some way, I'll gladly do it.
>Well, I wouldn't go as far as saying something like "I'll do anything for her!", but if it's something I can do, I'll do my best to help.
Put your life on the line!!
MOLESTER MAN THINKS HE'S SO GOOD HE'S CHASING AFTER THREE GIRLS RIGHT NOW
That's like one of those eroge you love so muchw
(ﾟДﾟ)
He's so going to end up empty-handed.
http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/hc17916/
http://www.twin.ne.jp/~hide-s/stalker/
With this, you can kindly guide Miss Undie out of her misery!
(ﾟДﾟ)
(ﾟДﾟ)
Good night, guys.
<⌒/ヽ-､___
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Hey! Are you alright!?
Well, it's >>1 we're talking about.
He's weird like that.
It's an extremely long pass━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
No, are you alright?w
I can't believe you just said that.
She's Loli Jugs because she's a loli with big boobs! She wouldn't be anything special if she was just a loli or some normal girl with big boobs.
It's only because she's a loli AND has big boobs, a combination of two awesome traits, that she's able to beat Ozawa's summon Take-Minakata! Are you stupid or what?
ノシ
You're the stupid one.
There's no way someone who tries to be good at two things at once could beat someone who has mastered one thing!
For starters, post some text art that resembles Kansai and Loli Jugs.
How come you always reply so quickly when it's about something like that?w
Yeah, Miss Undie's route could get quite troublesome later on...
Even though it's the lamer route story-wise.
>>80
http://maichy.s1.x-beat.com/up/data/oo6527.jpg
Once, my girlfriend was in trouble and didn't know what to do.
So I said things like
"I'll do anything in my power to help."
"Tell me if there's something I can do to help you."
but she got really mad at me and yelled
"You'll only try to do something if you know you can do it, huh!?"
I yelled back
"If it's something I can't do, then I can't do it!"
But she was like
"I know that! But there's no need to stress that you'll only do what you can!!"
We had a huge fight.
Those are some weird looking boobies.
This is why I don't like cow tits.
This image made my browser crash.
Now that's what I call clean-shaven.
So what?
Don't try to get all three girls to like you! And don't try to leave a good impression!
It won't lead to anything, it'll only make you look lame!
So you wanna protect Miss Undie or what? Are you choosing her route then?
Isn't it a bit too late to start doubting OP now?
You see, >>1 loves Strawberry 100%...
I'm worried about that too... I don't think he boiled them...
http://v.isp.2ch.net/up/b0fe80ef160f.jpg
Oh shitw
When I told him he could store them in a ziploc bag in the freezer for two weeks, I obviously meant AFTER boiling them.
Poor crabs...
Me too.
No, this thread is for crab discussions.
I think I'll go google it a bit.
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It's difficult to give and take advice in real-time during an event, so OP should tell us what he wants to achieve, who he wants to chase and whether he really feels up to dealing with the stalker or not.
Only then can we discuss what e-mails to send and how to act from now on.
Only then can we tell you the best course of action based on your goals.
But well, all this is pointless if you're just going to ignore our posts and go berserk anyway.
Of course, I boiled the two crabs!!
Already ate two legs or so though!!
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│
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Same part-time job ....│.........│
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Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）...←――――――――┐
↑ ↑ ↑──────────If possible seicross ──────┘↑ ......│ ↑ ....│
│ │ ┌────────────────────┘ ......│ Happened to be around and intervened .│
│ Best friends? E-mailing like crazy ...│ Sent crab as a token of apology ..│
│ ↓ │ ........│ │ Bakatono
│ Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross────────┘.. Glasses ←────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)
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Big boobs...
I get home from working overtime, catch up on the thread as quickly as possible, and the latest post I read is yours...
Hurry up and invite Miss Undie over for a crab hot pot already.
You had to somehow squeeze in the Bakatono relation between Molester and Glasses, huh?w
I agree.
Replying to e-mails while reading the thread and considering our advice at the same time might be too much to ask.
When I finally catch up, the party is already over!!
Good job catching up though.
Props to >>80 for doing it in my place.
You guys keep saying I'm ignoring your opinions, but that isn't my intention at all...
But yeah, since it's impossible to discuss what to reply in real-time, I need some kind of guideline, a general direction I can adhere to... You know, things to note, what to say, what not to say etc...
It'd be great if you guys could help me out with that.
You're welcome.
Might be full of mistakes though. I was in a hurry when I wrote it.
Pointless?
You don't understand a thing.
The point is to give Molester Man the best advice we can possibly give, so he can just ignore it and do something completely unexpected.
The more serious our advice is, the funnier it is when Molester says fuck it and goes berserk.
There's only one thing we can do anyway.
Take whatever bait is thrown at us and devour it.
That is VIP QUALITY.
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So you did boil them.
Keep in mind though that even when boiled their fridge shelf life is 3-4 days max.
I can relate more to Molester Man who fucks up right from the start, goes berserk and can't seem to get anything rightw
We've been asking you what your plans are for the last half an hour now! While talking about crab on the side.
You're the one who has to decide the general direction! And if you don't, we can't give you any advice! All we can do then is talk about crab.
Could you please slow down a little?
I just finished reading part 3, but you guys are already on part 5.
I think it's wiser not to ask her about her family until she tells you herself.
Also, I feel like Kansai was only there today to check what kind of guy you are.
She probably heard that Miss Understanding is going to meet up with you again and spontaneously decided to join in.
Don't you think it's better to think of Kansai as just one of Miss Undie's friends and keep your distance for now?
This may seem disadvantageous at first, but why don't we take advantage of it instead?
>Kansai
"I want to help Miss Undie, but what does she really expect from me?
Mental support via e-mails and phone calls? A male bodyguard? Knowledge of law and such?"
Ask Kansai this. She should relay the question to Miss Undie and tell you her answer.
And if there is no clear answer, switch to the Kansai route.
Imo the second half of the first line should be a bit less direct (more polite).
Otherwise it sounds like you haven't given it any thought.
It's too late to write an e-mail now... So here's an idea for an e-mail for tomorrow, I guess.
"It seems like yesterday's lunch was your treat. I'm sorry I didn't thank you, I only noticed it later.
Truth be told, I wasn't really myself because I don't often get the opportunity to talk to girls.
But I was very happy that you trusted me enough to ask me for advice even though we've only known each other for a short time.
The next time we meet, I would love to lick every inch and corner of your delicious body. Please rest assured. I masturbate everyday only thinking of you."
Turned out a bit too long.
Going to a lawyer might be a good idea too.
They should be able to give her more concrete advice and calm her down better than the police.
Here's what the e-mail should look like:
"Hello, Thank you for treating me to lunch yesterday.
I did some thinking yesterday night and had the following idea. How about I drop by your place every now and then?
Ah, I'm sorry if it's a dumb idea.
I just figured that if I kept paying you a visit every now and then, the stalker might see me going in and out of your place and give up on stalking you."
.................well, there's the people in those "Ask me anything" kind of threads!
They're people on 2ch too! Heck, most of them are VIPPERs like us!
Which posts exactly? People already asked me the same questions about my plans earlier today and I answered all of them! If you want something from me, please make it as concrete as possible.
Life ain't a game.
Here's a concrete idea then.
Write "I think I'm in love with Miss Undie." to Kansai.
Do it.
You mean his e-mails to Kansai, right?
My e-mails are usually like that toow
I don't think hard about what to reply, I just go with the flow.
Why would I write something like that to her...?
Already!?w
One last question though, >>1.
If the next event is this weekend, will it be on Saturday? Or Sunday?
If Molester wants to go berserk, he shall. It's for him to decide.
Ah, fuck it.
I revised it to look like he's given it a lot of thought.
It makes OP sound a bit negative though, so I wouldn't recommend it to amateurs.
"I want to do something for Miss Undie so she can live her life at ease,
but if I kept following her around all the time, I'd end up looking like a stalker, wouldn't I?
I figured I could at least provide mental support via frequent e-mail and phone calls, but it'll backfire if Miss Undie isn't comfortable with that kind of things...
What do you think she really expects from me?"
We get the following routes depending on Kansai's reply:
"She said she's scared of being alone in her room everyday, so please give her a call from time to time." → Miss Undie route
"You're a good guy, Molester." → Kansai route
"You should be worrying about making some friends instead!" → Kansai route (friendzone version)
"You should be worrying about finding a girlfriend instead!" → Loli Jugs route (brutal)
"Look, if you're just bored out of your mind, eat some crab or something, but leave us alone!" → Glasses route
All you've told us so far is that Miss Undie is your type of girl, Kansai is a bro and Loli Jugs is a nice extra.
Oh yeah, you said something about crabs too.
How does this answer the question!?
I'm not criticizing you, Molester. It's just time to decide, is all.
Look at the last few posts. Several people have posted their thoughts on this matter.
See how they're all different? I'm sure we'd never reach a conclusion if we discussed it without your opinion.
No one asked you to reply to every post in this thread.
But if it's only a handful posts like right now, it'd be great if you could comment on them.
If you prefer not to, just say so, it's okay.
This is your thread, remember?
1. Glasses route
2. Loli Jugs route
3. Kansai route
4. Miss Undie route
But I don't see any route besides the Glasses and the Miss Undie one actually happening.
Add this to the list.
Well, in my case, >>1's habit of spilling spaghetti all over the place rubs off on me and I start writing stupid shit too.
But I don't want him to change his berserker waysw
Wait, are you that guy who wanted me to add "Forever alone in a prison cell" when I said OP had only two choices, date Miss Undie or be forever alone?
No, I'm not.
Guess someone else had the same idea as me.
It does keep things interesting.
So long as it doesn't have any bad consequences, we can laugh about it and everything's fine.
It's also interesting to see the very different opinions in this thread.
Sometimes I'm like "Wtf is he thinking?", but it somehow turns out okay in the end.
It would be both mind-blowing and epic.
Adding a prison route would change the ranking:
1. Glasses route
2. Prison route
3. Loli Jugs route
4. Kansai route
5. Miss Undie route
6. Grand Finale
Tie for first place: Crab offline party with VIPPERs
Yeah because OP never replies to any of our advice and suggestions.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just talking to myself. OTL
I'm usually just talking to myself too... orz
Well, I'm just glad OP reacts to my posts every once in a while...
Also, I was really happy when he used one of my e-mail suggestions.
Remember, VIP is your blog.
That'd be a real-life enactment of The Battle of the Monkey and the Crab.
Wow, two people replied to my post.
But now my body won't stop shaking because I feel like my post just derailed the thread...
2. Prison route
3. Loli Jugs route
4. Kansai route
5. Miss Undie route
6. Grand Finale
100. Foursome route (VIPPERs lose their shit)
Secret #1 route. OP posts a video of the foursome
Derailing threads is VIP QUALITY too.
VIP would have the biggest party ever if we unlocked the secret route.
I can't believe how kind VIP is today. Helps me stop the shakes.
That's because...
You know how they say hunger is the best spice?
If you're extremely hungry, anything will look delicious to you.
Night. ﾉｼ
If you need more time to take the opinions posted in the thread into account, you'll have to pay more attention to your replying pace.
Replying too quickly will wear the girls out too. It'll also make it harder for you to maintain a steady pace.
You also got to know them in very different ways, so you might lose them both if you act too rash, you know!?
Miss Undie:
You got to know her by getting mistaken for a molester (a stalker) by her.
It's possible that she still suspects you.
Don't say things that could be taken the wrong way. Don't make any jokes either. Your first priority is to gain her trust.
Try to make her understand that you're someone she can trust.
Kansai:
Miss Undie introduced her to you. Is it her role to check you out for her?
Try not to give her a too negative and lonely impression of yourself.
Show her that you can be cheerful and optimistic too. And that you're a reliable guy.
Take care, however, not to get carried away too much.
For now, focus on dealing with the stalker problem while becoming better friends with both of them. This okay for you?
Like how OP got introduced to friends of the heroine and how they're up against a stalker.
Then you'll get to meet her everyday and eventually get more intimate with her.
It's like he's too busy with his own problems to care for othersw
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Good night!!
I personally thought she was going to invite you to a religious cult when she asked you to come to the restaurant yesterday.
So I'm pretty happy that this thread is continuing. I'm going to bed now too. Hang in there tomorrow, >>1!
You seem to be having the time of your life, you lucky bastard.
The weekend date is probably no more since we met up today...
Anyways, I need you guys to think about what kind of e-mail I should send to whom or who to call tomorrow.
Ring ni Kakero just ended, so it's about time I go to bed too.
I just remembered I got an exam the day after tomorrow.
I'm thinking of sending a casual e-mail to everyone except Loli Jugs...
I'll never forgive you.
Let's all ask Molester Man to tell us!
That includes Glasses, right?
Anyways, I'm off to bed too. Gotta work tomorrow.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100114433/l50
The people in this thread can help you.
They asked for your e-mail address, so let them write an e-mail to you first.
Don't get too greedy, you damn polygamist.
Would be pretty cool if my post ends up in it.
Surprise, surprise, it's another Matoi.
http://www.google.co.jp/search?sourceid=navclient&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&q=%E9%96%A2%E8%A5%BF+%E5%8B%98%E9%81%95%E3%81%84+%E5%B7%A8%E4%B9%B3+%E8%9F%B9+%E7%9C%BC%E9%8F%A1+%E7%97%B4%E6%BC%A2
Morning.
Is Molester off to university?
You're the best, Dr. Google! ( ﾟv^ )ｖ
Just finished reading the 200 posts I had missed last night.
Fuck work and fuck working hours. I can't work anyway because this thread is on my mind all the time.
Damn, son, Molester's berserker streaks are full of VIP QUALITY.
I think the Kansai route is out of the question though.
Her "Pull yourself together, man" at the family restaurant says a lot imo.
Sorry for the serious post.
Ehhh, OP, are you really going to send an e-mail to everyone? Can you handle so many conversations at once?
Who are you most interested in anyway? Glasses? Or is it Miss Undie's dad?
but this >>1 might seriously pull off something stupid like that...
This is no joke, OP. If you really are an eroge master, >>1, make sure to pick the right route.
She treated you to lunch last time, you need to return the favor.
Why don't we try to come up with some ideas on how to deal with the stalker and you present them to her this weekend?
Not like what I write matters though. OP will ignore all opinions and go berserk anywayw
As I already said last night, I think we can scratch the weekend date.
I do admit that I did some stupid shit, but I didn't ignore all your opinions. Read the thread more carefully next time.
You'll see that I've always acted on someone's opinion.
No, what you do is, take the first opinion in the thread and roll with it.
But don't get me wrong.
It's what I like about you. Don't change it.
You could try to arrange a new date...
Write an e-mail to Miss Undie today.
There's no need to contact the rest.
What you've acted on is the VIPPERs' greed, i.e. what they wanted you to do.
What you need to act on is the VIPPERs' wisdom.
Only problem is, there's no such thing as the VIPPERs' wisdom.
"Would you like to meet up this weekend? I would like to thank you for treating me to lunch yesterday and plan our next steps against the stalker.
We could also go look for self-defense products if you like."
How's this for a start?
I've said this before, but that kind of conversation doesn't mean anything, does it?
Though, let me say this again too, I don't know what I'm talking about because I don't have any friends.
I did have some male friends in high school and my e-mail conversations with them were kinda like that.
Isn't it normal for lively girls like Kansai to be like that to people they're not interested in as well?
>>381
If the weekend date is no more, you'll just have to set up a new one.
There's no need to go along with Miss Undie's slow pace.
Women might act perplexed at first if you're pushy, but they really prefer it that way. They think it's manly.
That is VIP QUALITYw
Yeah, well, it was a normal conversation, alright.
But no matter how I look at it, it looks to me as if she's trying to bring you and Miss Undie together.
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And THIS could be a problem.
What makes you think the weekend date is called off?
Kansai got a good impression of you, so isn't it more like you're officially allowed to meet her now?
It's like you caught a case of the so-called "loser mentality".
Your first thoughts are always negative ones like "No way she's interested in me." or "She's probably just playing with me".
Years later you'll hate yourself for not having given it a shot and be like "Why did I not ask her out?".
It's like you're talking about me...
I had the same feeling.
Actually, when you put it like that, everything makes sense.
>>392
Well, yeah, I mean, if she wants to meet me again, I'd be glad to. And I have to pay her back for lunch too.
It's just that we already had an agreement to meet up, but... having met up yesterday, there's no excuse, or rather, no reason to meet up anymore.
>>393
I try nothing and nothing happens → I should have tried something.
I give it a shot and fail → I shouldn't have tried anything.
>>394
Really? Isn't Kansai more like a friend?
Don't forget that this incident is a godsend. You don't have anything to lose.
Besides, when I say give it a shot, I don't mean knocking her door down.
Simply hinting that you got a thing for her should be enough.
It's certainly better than pretending you're just friends and hiding your boner from her in some half-assed way.
For some reason, despite your berserker habit, you're too hesitant when you shouldn't be.
But then again, Miss Undie might eventually contact you since she seems to be quite an impatient person herself.
"I have some ideas on what to do against the stalker.
Please let me treat you to lunch this weekend and thank you for treating me to lunch yesterday."
An e-mail like this should do.
Yeah, she's like a friend and friends can easily turn into more.
Miss Understanding, on the other hand, got too much baggage...
With that said, we need a character profile of Kansai.
I'll be your friend if you introduce me to Loli Jugs.
There's no need to be so pessimistic about this imo.
Since Miss Undie seems to have accepted you as her advisor, she'll eventually contact you.
Why don't you do some research on anti-stalker measures while you wait for an e-mail from her?
It'd be also to thank you for treating me to lunch the other day. Would you be free this weekend?"
This should be okay, right? If it's too direct, you could throw in a "together with Miss Kansai".
Let's all ask Molester Man to tell us!
Until she realized it was a misunderstanding and her heart rate went back to normal.
What I'm trying to say is, she mistook her faster heart rate from when she thought Molester was stalking her for the faster heart rate you get when you're in love.
It's the so-called suspension bridge effect.
Ever since your first thread, I've been writing serious posts only and you almost never replied to any of my posts.
Actually, I think this is the first time I got a reply from you in ages.
orz
OP is just that good at blue-balling.
He's got everyone in this thread waiting for his posts with pounding hearts.
Heh, like I could possibly pull off a feat like that. My communication skill would have to be at max level for it.
>>398
Yeah, I feel like I'll just fade into oblivion if I don't call or e-mail her...
Even if dating wasn't an option, I wouldn't want to lose her as she's the first acquaintance I've had in many years.
>>404
I don't mind writing about it if you're interested.
So, do I call or e-mail Miss Understanding and tell her that I've come up with some ideas on how to deal with the stalker? Or do I suggest coming up with ideas together?
But from your reports, Kansai seems way closer to you than Miss Undie.
Plus, Miss Undie isn't as outgoing as Kansai.
If you keep paying this much attention to Kansai, it'll only make it more difficult for you to get closer to Miss Undie.
You might have struck gold for the first time in your life, but you're now at an important crossroads of your life as well.
So don't even try to have seicross with all of them!
(The broadcast switches back to the studio)
Female announcer: "It's time to introduce our guests.
Mr. Glasses who sent crab to OP and Miss Understanding's work colleague Miss Kansai."
Male announcer: "Your point in common with OP seems to be Bakatono.
However, you two seem to have extremely different stances on Bakatono..."
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Send >>399 or >>403 after making some changes to them.
If it's "closeness", Kansai does feel closer than Miss Understanding.
But you see, Kansai is a fucking university student. And I am just one of her many male friends.
Miss Understanding, however, claims to have no male friends at all (which is probably a lie though). Though not very close, it makes me "the one guy she knows".
If you look at it like this, Miss Understanding seems like a more realistic target, don't you think?
Besides, I'm not trying to have seicross with all of them!! Although I would love to!!
>>411
Looks like you're the only one who wants me to write about it though!
Sounds like you got the right motivation for this.
But still, you have to take some concrete action if you don't want to lose her.
Also, don't forget that your relationship with Miss Undie has changed.
From the misunderstander and the misunderstood to the advised and the adviser.
Next up is Kansai as she's the closest seicross target. I'd say she's within your shooting range.
Just keep in mind that if you decide to go after her, you can't allow yourself to "neglect Miss Undie".
"How much you worry about Miss Undie while you hit on Kansai" might be an important factor in the success.
If you choose the Miss Undie course, however, you'll have to drop Kansai like a hot potato asap.
As long as there is a single person who wants to hear about something, isn't it your job as a writer to answer their request?
I wanna hear about it too.
Right. Guess I'll call or e-mail her sometime this evening then. Which is better?
>>416
But she's friends with Miss Understanding and Kansai, you know!? I can't just ignore her, can I?
>>417-418
Uhh, but my report is already over. Isn't it annoying to have something like a supplementary report?
But if you guys don't mind, I won't either.
I'd also like to thank you for yesterday by treating you to lunch. What do you say?
This time, we'll have more time to talk.
I really wish to be of help to you."
Is this any good?
You should have lunch in the restaurant near the police station you mentioned in a previous thread... You can talk there a while, then go buy self-defense products and finally ask her if she wants to have some of the crab you got delivered.
If she says OK, talk to her in your room some more about the stalker and your hobbies etc.
If she says NO, just give her one of the crabs. (Brownie points UP)
Keep in mind to act like a gentleman while she's in your room.
I swear, if OP ignores this post... (´･д･`)
Why are you guys so bent on me using the crab?w
No matter how you look at it, "I've come up with some ideas" sounds more reliable.
"Let's come up with ideas together" is too passive. You should be taking the lead in this case.
You should use the weapons at your disposal.
If I was you, I'd wait a day or two.
Meanwhile, I'd read up on anti-stalker measures.
She'll probably send you an e-mail tonight anyway.
But let me warn you, I wouldn't count on my opinion if I was you.
You better take other posts into consideration before you decidew
That's it!!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Tits! Tits!
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Now I don't even feel like catching up and shit.
She went home alone yesterday, didn't she? Miss Undie, I mean.
So I suppose she isn't getting stalked all day everyday then?
Especially with a good friend like Kansai who seems to have lots of male friends.
She could have just asked her to introduce some reliable guys to her...
(；`・ω・） ｡･ﾟ･⌒） I'm making crab pilaf!!
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Would you ask some strange guy for advice just because he's a friend of your friend?
On the other hand, you got Molester you've met a couple of times already.
Not saying that Molester was a good choice though.
Maybe she already asked them for advice or she just prefers shy and modest guys like OP.
She probably didn't want to talk about things like that to a friend's friend.
In Molester Man's case, she didn't have a choice but to tell him about it anyway, so she maybe just went with it?
I've actually done some thinking and come up with a few concrete anti-stalker measures for her:
1. Get herself a boyfriend or have someone around her at all times.
2. Go to the police, tell them every little detail of what happened until they get off their asses and do something.
3. Raise money somehow and hire a private detective.
4. Kick his ass.
2 seems like a hopeless case. I thought it was only when you testify in a trial, but it seems like you have to talk to the police about it in great detail.
If I was a woman and a stalker victim, I'd cry myself to sleep too.
3 is probably out of the question as well. Dunno how much money they really charge though.
As for 4........ would I have to do it?
You know, maybe, just maybe, it's a subconscious thing and she isn't even aware of it herself,
but she may be thinking of Molester Man as a pawn she can sacrifice in case 4 happens... What a nightmare.
You can't decide on any concrete measures without discussing it with Miss Undie first anyway.
Shouldn't you be thinking about what to do to meet her again so you can do exactly that?
Don't even think about going after Kansai and Loli Jugs at the same time.
So all you have to do is indirectly show Kansai that you like Miss Undie.
You keep mentioning private detectives, but do you really think they're worth their pay?
Did you even google up on them?
ttp://www.ac-stalker.com/ryoukin.htm
>What are some typical anti-stalker measures?
>We can help you move, change your phone number and e-mail address, have an actor pretend to be your boyfriend, install security cameras in your home, help you write a damage report to the police etc.
Not very impressive imo. Don't know if it's just this particular detective agency that sucks, but I bet others aren't any better.
Well, they can be pretty persuasive, I guess.
And I wouldn't want to pay heaps of money for something like this either.
Why don't you look for a counselling center for stalking or a lawyer who can give her concrete advice instead? Then you could accompany her.
Also, there's no need to become friends with all her friends. It'll only make you look like a player. You've only got to know them yesterday, after all. Just wait for them to contact you on their own.
For starters, you should recommend security cameras and new door locks to her (a three-point locking system would be good).
Ehh.
>>441
If I were to be honest, we've already talked about pretty concrete things last time...
>>442
I don't know if I'd call it being interested in her... At first, I was like "Holy shit, a lonely virgin like me got to know a cute girl through a strange misunderstanding!", but now I'm simply perplexed because I got acquainted with THREE girls in only a few days.
From the beginning, I've been more "happy" about the lucky coincidence than "romantically interested".
You're not taking the stalker too lightly, are you?
Yeah, well, you can come up with all kinds of reasons for why she did it, but there's just something strange about it...
Even if she was a clingy, dependent woman, why would she go to someone she'd already caused trouble for by mistaking him for a molester and trouble him some more by asking him for help?
If she wanted to depend on strangers so bad, shouldn't she have asked other guys for help and gotten everything sorted out a long time ago?
On the other hand, if she wasn't a clingy, dependant woman, she wouldn't ask someone she'd troubled before for help in the first place...
There's always the possibility that Miss Undie's got a crush on Molester, but her actions are still kinda suspicious...
Go back to sleep and never wake up, trash.
Let me ask you again just to make sure.
Do you really wanna help Miss Undie?
Or is it more like you'll try to help her, but don't wanna do anything too strenuous?
It's like this.
I do want to help her, but I don't want to have to do something TOTALLY annoying.
That isn't good enough though.
Might as well quit if it's like that.
1 is probably impossible for OP. She doesn't know you well enough.
3 is out of the question. You keep going on about private detectives, but they're not like in the manga you read, you know? Besides, you couldn't afford one.
The most realistic one is 2. The police treat stalking cases seriously nowadays. They even let a policewoman interview you and stuff.
The moment someone breaks into your place, it becomes too much for a mere civilian to handle. Besides, the sooner you get the police on the case, the safer you'll be in the long run.
I'm sure Miss Understanding doesn't want to talk about what the stalker did to her, but that's where you come in.
Support her there and get some brownie points.
4 is a double-edged sword. I can't imagine OP kicking the stalker's ass, and even if you did manage to, you might end up getting sued for violence instead.
And in the worst case, if you can't beat him, you or Miss Understanding could get hurt or even killed.
You should just quit in that case.
Then go stick a "STALKERS KEEP OUT" sticker to Miss Undie's place now.
She'll be eternally thankful to you if it actually keeps the stalker out.
Moving into Miss Undie's place should be your final goal then.
You'd get to spend time with her without any effort and keep the stalker away at the same time.
The only question is what to do if the stalker launches an attack.
Can you even put up a fight, OP?
And what I got served, holy mother of God, it was huge.
But it isn't very becoming of a man to leave something on his plate.
I couldn't finish it though.
Well, forget about the Miss Undie end then. Forget about her friends too.
As long as you don't solve Miss Undie's stalker problem for her, you'll never be able to score with one of her friends.
The easiest route for you is the "One night stand with Kansai" one.
I'll say this for your own good. Quit now.
Pull out before you get dragged into shit you don't wanna deal with.
Just switch to the Meganesh route.
having to skip work and classes everyday to accompany her to and from work,
or getting sent into a hopeless fight like the first battle with Golbez in FF4,
or having to lend her more than 100,000 yen so she can hire a private detective...
I mean, we're not even dating.
Agreed.
Kansai is the only one he might be able to have seicross with without too much trouble.
I don't know what counts as annoying for you and what not,
but if you're not going to do everything in your power like you said you would,
you might as well give up now.
Here's what I would do.
I'd either call the Metropolitan Police Department for stalking or go to one of those free counselling services.
It's the least you can do imo.
But I'd do it all by myself. Not together with Miss Undie.
Don't worry, she doesn't expect that much from youw
Seicross doesn't just drop from heaven, you know?
If you want seicross, you'll have to do some ( ﾟДﾟ) annoying things for it!
However, when it comes to more extreme stalkers, such half-assed "threats" are like drops of water on a hot stone.
It might work on equally half-assed stalkers or burglars, but even burglars should be able to tell it's fake right away.
Aren't you jumping too far ahead?w
What you said in >>465 is nothing compared to what expects you laterw
This might count as totally annoying for you too,
but how about taking a self-defense course together with Miss Undie?
Then you'd have an excuse to see her regularly,
and you'd get to build up some muscles too.
Miss Understanding lives in an apartment complex though, so she'd probably need permission from her landlord to install stuff like that.
Plus, the stalker's already been in her apartment once, he should see through it easily.
>>465
That is a poor comparison...
But you should really think about what you're gonna do from now on, OP.
Forget about what VIP would like. The fates of two people, yours and hers, are at stake here.
But if you don't care enough for her to go to such lengths, you should slowly think of backing out.
We really can't rule out the possibility that the stalker is only a fabrication of the mind of a borderline mental woman
who just wanted more attention from the people around her...
Kansai should join them then.
I hear the identity of a stalker plays an important role in dealing with them.
You're right, I forgot the premise.
I think you'll have to do all kinds of totally annoying things if you want to deal with the stalker.
At least, with the type of stalker you're up against.
Otherwise, I'd agree with >>463.
He can't be a normal stalker if he sneaks into her room and leaves again without doing anything, can he?
My opinion hasn't changed since I posted >>348 yesterday...
"I've been thinking about how I can be of help to you since last time and
came to the conclusion that all I can do for now is accompany you to and from work.
Besides, I enjoy talking to you. But of course, only if you don't mind.
Me? I don't mind at all."
Send something like this.
He taught me some of it, but all I got out of it was that knowing just a bit of martial arts doesn't help shit when you need it.
I'm not any better than someone who doesn't know anything about martial arts. Taking a course would be a waste of money.
Unless you completely devote yourself to it, train hard and get the basics down pat.
Then you should be able to easily defeat a normal person one on one.
tl;dr Women who take up martial arts on the side will never be able to fend off a molester unless he's a real wuss.
ttp://www.h3.dion.ne.jp/~gosin/
This page explains how to prepare yourself and shows some martial arts techniques.
Show this to her and try some grappling and locks on herw
I know! You could start stalking the stalker!
Could it be that OP is fitter than we thought?
Make up your mind already.
How are you planning on saving her anyway?
Don't tell me you're thinking of sitting on your ass until you get an SOS call from her.
And what will you do when she sends an SOS call? Call the police?
That doesn't count as saving her though.
How should I put this... You say you don't want to do something annoying, but to me, it sounds like you don't wanna do anything at all.
Like OP said, it's better not to learn martial arts at all if you're going to do it half-assed. It won't make a difference anyway.
It's better to just run away than get into fights thinking you can do shit.
That's it!! I can do it if it's just that!! .......at least, I think I could.
>>484
Not at all. Like I posted before, my old man has a macho mindset. The type of guy to say "Real men have to be strong!".
I think he was originally planning on making me take up boxing as soon as I get into middle school.
But look at me now. I'm a midget, an anime otaku who can't even properly communicate with others.
I'm a total failure as a man.
To put it bluntly, I think you're quite the lucky guy to have met her...
So if this is already too annoying for you, I fear you'll never be able to get yourself a girlfriend.
It's about time you made up your mind.
Let this opportunity slip, and the only routes you'll have left are the forever alone route and the fat and ugly girl route.
- About his identity
- What the current situation is like
- How the police reacted and the results of it (Did it have any effect at all?)
And so on.
Which would you choose? Miss Undie with lots of baggage? Or Kansai who's easy to get along with?
I would go with Kansai.
Instead, your top priority should be finding a way to calm her down first!
By the way, my counselling center idea got ignored. Was it a bad idea?
What if Kansai turns out to have lots of baggage as well?
You can also keep watch on him when he gets near Miss Undie.
I'd still choose Kansai.
All I'd have to do to get closer to her is talk to her about Miss Undie's stalker problem.
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Molester Stalker Miss Understanding
This is how it'll look like then.
Get your dad to kick the stalker's ass then.
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Molester Stalker Miss Understanding Glasses Crab
This is how it'll look like then.
More like:
The moment OP tells her to go to the police or some counselling service like he doesn't care,
everyone will distance themselves from him.
All those counselling centers do is give you some really obvious advice and send you home.
They're completely useless.
We can't make any progress with the stalker hunt as long as we don't have any evidence against him.
But the things I listed in 465 would completely ruin my livelihood...
I can't do something like that for a woman I'm not even dating yet just because I'm worried about her.
>>491
Like I said before, I haven't asked her about the stalker's identity yet. Next time I get a chance, I will.
As of now, the stalker, who had gone into hiding after the police got involved, is starting to get active again (e.g. by making silent calls).
>>494
Uhh, that's a difficult question. But since I'm not in love yet, I'd like to go with whatever has a higher rate of success.
I don't mind if it's a bit more difficult, as long as it's more promising... is what I think.
But the crab is already dead!!
It's Crabses━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!
Add Loli Jugs too.
OP already covered it all though.
Identity: Unknown
Current situation: The stalker has stolen Miss Undie's used napkins, sneaked into her room and so on....
We don't know the details, but it seems like he hasn't laid hands on her yet.
The police's reaction:
They increased the patrols in her neighborhood. Though I think she might have lost quite some of her credibility when she mistook OP for a molester.
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She didn't tell me much and I didn't ask, but she said it was a seminar of sorts where they preached some really obvious anti-stalker tactics and advice anyone could have come up with.
But I don't know the details.
Molester Stalker
△ Kansai
● Miss Understanding
□ Meganesh
◆ Crab
This is how the party should look like then.
I don't expect a phone call or a visit to a counselling center to solve anything either.
But I think it's important to show her that you're doing as much as you can for her, even if it may not be much.
There's a big difference between saying "I went to a counselling center, but it was a waste of time."
and "I heard going to a counselling center is a waste of time.".
It's difficult to talk about them without any data.
You know what'd be most fun? A party that only consists of white mages.
How to make a fist.
How to fend off an attack.
How to fall safely and defend yourself.
How to stay calm and not panic in critical situations.
How to be kind to others and not hurt them.
These five things saved my ass quite a few times.
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> I'd like to go with whatever has a higher rate of success.
Reminds me of the Live Love Confession threads.
This petty but human side of Molester is what I like about him.
Oh, you're right. Forgot to write it.
Loli Jugs
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student? Works at a family restaurant.
Height: Approx. 155cm? About the same as Miss Understanding.
Weight: Approx 50kg? Has quite the rack. So big that if she tried to catch a grounder rolling along the infield and looked down, she wouldn't see the ball with her boobs in the way and let it roll right through her legs.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? Is just as child-faced as Miss Understanding. Cute too.
Dating history: I don't have a clue, but I'm sure she's at least dated a guy or two.
He's only getting started, huh?
So if it was only silent calls, he hasn't been near her place yet, has he?
Then I bet, he'll strike, just when you think you're safe and he isn't going to do anything.
Probably sometime in the next few days.
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student, works at a family restaurant. Lives together with her family.
Height: Approx. 165cm? Might be taller than me. If I'm lucky, we're about the same height.
Weight: Approx. 50kg? Rather slim. Her bewbs are normal sized.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? She's more pretty than cute.
I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already. She said she has a serious attitude towards love.
To put it bluntly, I think you're quite the asshole. I'm just saying though, not criticizing you or anything.
It might be a good idea to tell Miss Understanding to move away.
Both you and Miss Undie don't have any money beyond living expenses, right?
In that case, I think we have to find a way to get rid of the stalker without spending any money.
Taking up a self-defense course and hiring a private detective is obviously very expensive.
You know what doesn't cost money? Using our heads and coming up with some ideas.
You do it then.
Whoawwwww That's a VIPPER for youwwwwww
Please just don't go down that road, Molester Man.
Look here.
It's like she's trying to say in a really roundabout way that she'll never consider Molester as a romantic partner.
B: Give up on Miss Undie because you don't want to get in trouble.
C: Use Miss Undie as a pretext to launch an attack on Kansai
Now, which do you pick?
I predict that B and C will lead to the Glasses route later on.
If you want something in life, you ain't gonna get it unless you sacrifice something.
Luck alone won't get you anything! You have to make some effort to get something!
Rather than a counselling center, aren't there any lawyers' associations for stalking?
Well, she should ask a counselling center about that.
They're there for free counselling, after all.
Of fucking course, I do.
Then what do you think are the things you can do to seize this opportunity?
All this will be for nothing with an half-assed attitude like that.
But if you want seicross with an amateur girl, you'll need quite a bit of determination and effort.
It'd be a different story, of course, if >>1 was so attractive that girls came on to you for seicross.
What if the stalker shows up when you're with Miss Undie?
What if the stalker comes up to you with a knife?
What if you can't run away from him?
You don't have any time to lose. Hurry up and learn some Karate or something...
If the stalker is watching Miss Undie all the time, then you'll be the first one he'll attack... shake shake
(´-`).｡oO( If I was the stalker, I'd get rid of anyone who gets in my way... After all, they're in the way between me and my love... )
I-I'm not the stalker though! (´･д･`)
For Miss Understanding:
I can worry about her, show my concern, frequently write e-mails, accompany her on certain occasions, listen to her and give advice, cheer her up,
comfort her, give her courage, be by her side, and give her crab.
For Kansai:
Frequently write e-mails to her, talk to her about Bakatono, and give her crab.
You should hide out in front of Miss Undie's place at night and watch for any intruders.
If that's all you're willing to do, you might as well have said "I'm not going to do anything".
Like I said, a few months of training isn't enough to become able to deal with life-or-death situations.
Even training everyday for a whole year is probably not nearly enough to master the basics of footwork.
It's just not that simple to become so skilled at martial arts that it actually makes a difference in a fight. I'm not even bragging, I'm serious.
But once someone has reached that stage, it's crazy. Even if it's an old guy with a beer belly, if he moves right, you can't land a single punch on him.
The moment I got off a train, a woman came up to me from behind, blocked my path,
shouted "What do you think you're doing!?" and punched me.... orz
I'm just glad she didn't drag me to a railway police station and left it at that.
If you manage to do all that for them, it'd be more than enough imo.
>be by her side
You might have to sacrifice some of your anime otaku habits for this.
>comfort her, give her courage, be by her side, and give her crab.
A mentally unstable woman like her will only trust someone who helps them in a physical way.
That only leaves...
the crab.
Does that mean you won't do anything that doesn't have to do with Miss Undie's stalker?
So you won't make any effort to flirt with her or something?
When the stalker shows up, punch him with the lighter in your hand.
It'll make you hit harder.
I'm a black belt in Karate, I know what I'm talking about.
Keep watch in front of Miss Undie's place for a night this weekend.
When morning comes and you're about to leave, stumble on something in front of her place and make a racket on purpose.
It's to indirectly show Miss Undie that you've been keeping watch for her all night.
It should be enough to make a simple-minded woman like Miss Undie fall for you.
Yeah, well, I don't have much money to begin with.
My bankbook says I have 22 Yukichi's left, and that's including living expenses.
How about you try to set up a meet first?
I bet you're the type who doesn't do anything unless you feel like there's a pretty good chance of success.
It might take a while until then though.
Why don't you buy Miss Undie one? Just having a pepper spray with her at all times should already be a great relief for her.
Things would be so easy if OP was Hanayama. (´･д･`)
↓ The second loop of the thread starts here.
Guess I'll suggest it....... I'm just worried I might say "Sorry, I need to go to the restroom!" during the date and slip out to Toranoana.
I'm worried, so worried.
Equip two bear claws too.
One bear claw has a power stat of 1,000,000, two bear claws twice that amount.
If you jump twice as high, you'll double the amount again.
Plus, rotate around your axis and it'll additionally triple the amount.
In total, your Double Claw Screwdriver attack will have a power of whopping 12 millions.
Miss Understanding: "Why would you go so far for me?"
Molester Man: "That's because... I want to protect you."
Miss Understanding: "Mr. Molester Man... (embrace)"
Asks "What should I do?" → Doesn't come up with any ideas himself → Picks the first reply he sees and just goes with it →
Others advise him against it, but he stays stubborn and refuses to change his mind → Goes berserk and fucks up.
I'd get her a personal alarm. I can't imagine her successfully using a pepper spray when push comes to shove.
Besides, she'd have to actually confront the stalker to use it, while a personal alarm only has to be activated once and will keep ringing until you turn it off.
It's a lot easier to use.
Ohh, that's a good idea. It's the perfect excuse for a datew
pots and kettles come falling down and wakes her up.
Also, put a camera at her bedside so she can take a picture of the stalker as soon as she wakes up and then scream for help.
Wait a second, that's more than I have. And I got wife and kids.
orz
Hey, >>1, switch places with me!
I'm gonna protect Loli Jugs even if it costs my life!
(ﾉД`)ヽ(ﾟДﾟ )
Huh? You're going to protect Loli Jugs!?
I don't have much money either, but I've always done everything together with my wife.
I even went to check out the eroge shelves with her. I couldn't bring myself to buy one though...
First of all, go buy a "personal alarm" and a "stun gun" together with Miss Undie.
Then there's the question of how to prepare yourself for the worst case possible.
I think there's a huge difference between training at a dojo just to become stronger and
training at a dojo to "protect the woman you love".
I'm seriously worried about what >>542 posted. It's bound to happen sooner or later imo.
Miss Undie: "self-defense products? (strained smile)"
This conversation just crossed my mind...
Never mind, please do go on.
Miss Understanding's parents, or rather, her dad is the reason she's become mentally unstable.
There's no way a woman of her age would react that awkwardly at the words "a fight with your dad". Obviously, there must be some grave reason behind her reaction.
And whatever her dad did to her is the reason she's so mentally unstable.
It's also why she became so afraid of fictitious stalkers and molesters.
What do you guys think? There's no evidence for the stalker's existence aside from her own statement, is there?
just keep in mind that it should be only used when the stalker actually does something.
You're an avid Internet user, why don't you read up on how to best deal with a stalker?
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Because, you know, even if she called you for help, it's not like you could run over to her and arrive in time to save her.
And what if one of the neighbors is the stalker?
What if they get confiscated or her body freezes up? They'd be completely useless then.
Besides, do you really think Miss Understanding has the courage and skills to fight the stalker?
With alarms, however, all you have to do is pull a pin and they go off. Plus, you can attach them to your belt.
But the best thing about it is that you can get them from 100 yen shops.
I'm always watching you...
(･∀･)人(･∀･)
I see. You're saying it's possible that it's all just a product of her imagination, huh...
I can't deny it with absolute confidence, but I don't think she made it all up.
But yeah, some of it might have really been her persecution complex talking.
I'd at least try to inform myself on the subject as well as possible,
and run around trying my hardest to help her in some way.
Is it strange?
Am I too desperate?
( ﾟДﾟ) gasp
tremble tremble
(;´-`).｡oO( It's possible... But since there seems to be only one stalker as of now, the stalker might restrain himself a little if the whole neighborhood cooperated and watched out for him... )
OP doesn't even love her though.
All he really wants is date her a little and have seicross with her.
That "He sneaked in but didn't do anything to her" part is what's suspicious.
It makes you ask, what did he sneak into her place for then.
He probably knew her daily schedule already if he had stalked her so much that he was able to sneak into her place.
He must have known that she was at home that night.
But sneaking into her place knowing that she's there only to leave again without doing anything just doesn't make any sense to me.
If he was only there to steal stuff, why would he deliberately wait for her to come home?
You've got to admit that this part is a little strange.
Call him and give him a piece of your mind! But then again, he might have called from a pay phone...
Teacher! All kinds of posts are getting ignored!
Mine got ignored too and I'm about to lose it!
"184".
What? You mean he dialled 184 to block his number? But if she's getting silent calls, she must have turned on anonymous call rejection by now, right?
It'd be weird if she didn't.
I'm desperate even for a one night stand thoughw
When you're as unpopular as I am, you won't get any if you don't work your ass off for it.
（・∀・）人（・∀・）
Maybe he filtered our IDs?
I thought he stole her stuff to show her that he can enter her place anytime he wants.
By injecting her with fear and hopelessness, he can bask in a feeling of superiority because Miss Undie is in his hands and can't escape from him.
Exactly! That's what's weird about the whole thing.
If the stalker does exist, he must be a hardcore maniac seeing how he doesn't even try anything on her.
I wish the police would take the case more seriously... Something was stolen from her room, after all.
Is it because Miss Understanding won't talk to the police about it?
Invite Miss Understanding to go look for self-defense products with me.
Do I write an e-mail? Or do I give her a call?
No plans on contacting Kansai for now.
If she contacts me, I'll have some small talk while hinting at how I'm worried about Miss Understanding.
Ignore Loli Jugs.
Is this alright?
I'd say e-mail because her phone might be tapped...
"I saw some self-defense products when I was out window shopping the other day. Would you like to go check them out with me?"
would be good.
Make sure you pick out a good store beforehand.
My guess was that he's one of those slippery guys that somehow always manage to slip through the police nets.
One of those really clever ones.
If he were to assault her, the chances of him getting caught would increase dramatically.
He's probably just that cautious.
The next thing you should do is head to the nearest police station with Miss Undie (and Kansai if you like) and tell a policewoman from the Community Safety Division everything that happened.
Afterwards, head to the nearest police box, tell them about her situation and have them increase the patrols in her neighborhood.
For some reason, this reminds me of the boardinghouse threads.
But theft increases the chances of getting caught by a lot too. You can't talk yourself out of it if the stolen object is found at your place.
Good plan. I think a phone call would be better.
Just make sure to be more assertive instead of being all passive like you have been so far.
You know, instead of "let's think about it together", tell her "I've been doing some thinking"... Stuff like that.
Unless Miss Undie asks her along. Can't do anything about it then.
So you do get what's the best move.
I'd give Miss Undie a call if I were you.
You haven't spoken to her since meeting up yesterday, right?
Let her hear your voice so she can finally stop worrying.
The one out of the three most likely to have seicross with you is Kansai.
The one out of the three most likely to cause trouble for you is Miss Undie.
The one out of the three I want you to ask out the most is Loli Jugs.
○ Introduce Loli Jugs to the VIPPERs
I suggest we summon experts from the other boards before we run into a dead end.
If he's so cautious that he got afraid and vanished when the police started their (presumably) half-assed patrols,
would he really sneak into her place while she's at home just to show her that he can? If he deliberately chose a time when she's there, he would have done something to her.
If all he wanted was prove that he can enter her apartment whenever he wants, doing it when she's absent would have been a lot smoother and less dangerous.
I'm not the first to say this, but both Miss Undie's and the stalker's actions are very strangew
THAT'S JUST HOW SICK THE GUY IS.
If all the stalker wanted was to stalk her,
it's only natural that he would want to stalk her into her room without her noticing it, isn't it?
I think Kansai is the one who is the unlikeliest to have seicross with OP....
Am I the only one who thinks this?
If he's that sick, isn't it strange how he acted so rational and went into hiding as soon as the police started moving?
Hmm... You have a point there.
But what if the stalker is a pervert?
What if he gets a hard-on from accomplishing something risky against all odds? It's possible.
Well, I suppose that's alright.
However, when you talk about her stalker problem, make sure to lower the tone of your voice.
Lower it by three octaves.
Show her that you're taking the whole thing very seriously.
So he's like an underwear thief who enjoys the act of stealing underwear more than the underwear itself, huh?
I'm sure he's quite the pervert and an experienced one at that, so it'd be best to tell the police everything...
Well, it's your call, OP.
I actually think so too... Don't you guys have any female friends? Well, I don't either.
But isn't it how female friends act like?
There seem to be more votes for a phone call, so I guess I'll go with that.
I do too.
I think Kansai's very easy to get along with, is all.
Thanks for >>636, OPw
(Assuming Molester calls from his home phone.)
Yeah, because it's OP we're talking about here.
But if I was in OP's place...(´･д･`) Nah, no chance.
No fucking way. Plus, she's got anonymous call rejection turned on anywayw
Isn't there some kind of physical evidence (like something that was stolen, something he left, the type of listening device he used, fingerprints, call history etc....) that points to him?
Doing them both is a different story though.
Ahh, maybe he sneaked into her place that time to install a listening device or a hidden camera.
That would make more sense.
Well, OP said one of her used products was stolen.
Wait, so you guys are saying Miss Undie is so messed up in the head that she fabricated the stalker in her mind to be the tragic heroine and ended up believing it herself...?
(´-`).｡oO( I do admit it's a little strange that there is so little evidence. )
It says, in case a stalker was in your home, there's quite a high chance that he installed a wiretap or a hidden camera.
By the way, a simple wiretap detection using a broadband receiver seems to take 3000 yen and up.
Don't tell me you're skipping classes just to get advice from us VIPPERs.
The chances are pretty much the same at the current stage.
It's just that there are more opportunities with Kansai. Which is a very important difference for OP.
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Anyways, what if that was just a pretext and what the stalker actually wanted to do was >>646?
And now he has his own live stream of Miss Undie's room... What do you guys think?
Hah, I don't have any classes today!! I crammed all my courses into three days because I don't have any friends.
Well, I have a test tomorrow though.
Either way, there's still the mystery as to why he had to do it when she was at home.
>>647
Actually, rather than something that was stolen from her, something that obviously doesn't belong to her that was put into her place should have more credibility.
For example, a message from the stalker or something like that.
One such thing should be enough to convince the police that she isn't just imagining things.
It's possible.
>>654
All we can do is trust what OP says.
>>655
Did you prepare for the test?
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The intruder: Miss Understanding's dad who was worried about his daughter.
The silent calls: From Miss Understanding's shy dad who was so worried that he called his daughter again and again, but didn't know what to say because they had a fight.
The used products: Stolen by Miss Understanding's strange dad who just wanted to check if his daughter's already come out of age.
Tell her the stalker might have wiretapped her room and
go shopping for detection devices in Akihabara with her.
Then give Miss Undie's room a thorough inspection!
There's nothing suspicious about this, is there?
That sounds very likely.
The police might be thinking Miss Undie is just a paranoid wreck with a persecution complex.
And the stalker, knowing that, might be deliberately moving in a way that it always looks like Miss Undie's just imagining things.
Yeah, that's a good(･∀･)idea!
But when the stalker sees you in Miss Undie's room through his hidden camera, there's no doubt he'll go after you, OP. (´･д･`)
You're smart.
Chances are pretty high that that's what went down.
Maybe he left because she was sleeping and didn't want to wake her.
And the silent calls.... are from her shy dad who wanted to call her but got embarrassed when she picked up the phone.
That's exactly why she should go ask the police for help one more time.
Well, if her dad was so worried he spilled his protein juice in his daughter's room, then yeah, I guess I'll have to kick her father's ass...
Final check. I'll give her a call and suggest going to the Akihabara shops I know that sell self-defense products. Okay?
As soon as you start doubting something she said, you won't be able to believe anything she says anymorew
Wait, he spilled his protein juice?
The stalker = Stalker #1
The silent calls = Miss Undie's Dad
The hidden camera/wiretaps = Stalker #2
The stolen used products = Stalker #3
Scary shit... shake shake
How are you going to suggest the trip to Akihabara?
If you wanna do it with Miss Undie, gain Miss Undie's trust.
If you wanna do it with Kansai, gain Kansai's trust.
That's all it takes and there are a number of ways to do it.
Pros of the Miss Undie route:
- She lives nearby.
- She trusts you a little already.
Your next goals:
- Fix your "I don't want to change my lifestyle." attitude. Most losers are like that and that's why they stay losers.
- Make some effort to get her to trust you more. But don't go berserk when you do it. It's one of your bad habits.
etc.
Pros of the Kansai route:
- She's easy to converse with
- There are plenty of common topics to talk to her about (one of them being how to solve Miss Undie's stalker problem together)
Goals:
- In case you decide to hit on her, keep in mind that she knows better than Miss Undie how to turn down a guy.
This is how I see your current situation.
Wasn't there a crazy motherfucker who tore down the wall between his attic and his neighbor's and got arrested for it?
I see. So it's the pretty much the same for both routes, huh?
Man, you got my hopes up. I thought you had some sort of secret technique in store for me.
I know there are no shortcuts to some things in life, but still...
SHIT DIDN'T GET REAL AFTER ALL
Look at it this way. Once you get the hang of it, you'll be able to do anything.
Want a Plamo? Save up money for it.
Want a certain job? Learn the skillset required for the job.
If there's something you want, work hard for it.
Now I sound like I know it all, but it was you, Molester, you alone, who got this far with your reckless actions and a little bit of advice from us. It was all your doing.
Have more confidence in yourself.
Just make sure she doesn't go "....................................I guess (in a very small voice)" this time.
Well, I don't think anything new will happen before the evening though. You'll have to wait till then.
>>682
Thanks, I'll figure something out!!
>>684
You know, I made it sound funny in my report, but that line is a seriously powerful finishing blow.
Every time she said it, my face went cold all of a sudden, cold sweat ran down my back and I felt itchy all over.
You're better off dating Kansai imo.
You still don't realize how annoying Miss Undie's personality is, do you?
I swear, if you date her, you're gonna collapse with stomach cramps one day.
It depends on your partner. As long as it doesn't bother her, you're free to stay an anime otaku and spend the nights screaming "Neko Mimi Mode!!" all you want.
I'll be waiting. (･∀･) So exciting.
Playing eroge and watching porn? Okay.
Screaming "Neko Mimi Mode!!" all night long? No.
I think dating Kansai is near impossible though.
Wouldn't it be for her like stealing the guy her friend brought along? It'd be weird even if Miss Undie and Molester weren't seeing each other.
Also, I doubt >>1 is so attractive that she'd think of stealing him from Miss Undie in the first place.
Eh? Really? It's what I do every night though...
Ah, sorry, I didn't mean screaming "Neko Mimi Mode!!" aloud. Just silently in your headw
1. Loli Jugs was strongly interested in >>1 and asked for his e-mail address.
2. >>1 was strongly interested in Loli Jugs and asked for her e-mail address.
3. Miss Undie and Kansai made them exchange e-mail addresses.
4. She just happened to be around.
If you're gonna argue like that, dating Miss Undie is just as impossible.
He's trying to date the woman who mistook him for a molester the first time they met, after all.
But we wouldn't be VIPPERs if we didn't somehow try to make it happen anyway.
And if it doesn't work out, we'll just go "Whoawwwwwwwwww Let's get out of herewwwwwwww" and go drink apple juice.
w
No, she participated in the small talk and seemed to enjoy herself too. So when we left, Kansai and Loli were like
Kansai: "Give me your e-mail addy!"
Loli: "Ah, me too please."
That's how it went.
Looks like itw
I got a grasp of your character now, OP, so here's the ropes.
<Miss Undie route>
- Get chummy with Kansai first. Have seicross with her as much as you want.
- Meanwhile, Miss Undie will slowly start to trust you. She'll loosen up and suddenly start getting interested in you as a man. That's when you can finally make a move on her.
Miss Undie is way too self-conscious right now and won't let you near her because right now, you're just a molester to her. You're no better than the stalker.
Oh btw, forget about having a serious relationship with Miss Undie, it just won't happen.
<Kansai route>
- Date Miss Undie as if your life depended on it. To her, you'll be just a walking vibrator, but it's alright as long as you get to seicross her up, right?
Invest your soul, money, and everything into this short time as her slave. Crab too, of course.
- Then, when you're at the end of your rope, ask Kansai for advice and switch to Kansai.
Whichever route you choose, you'll be able to have seicross with them both if you're patient enough.
Wow, wait, wait.
The Miss Undie route is very much possible imo....
Miss Undie doesn't even have any male friends and yet she went as far as introducing OP to her female friends.
I wouldn't say she wants to have seicross with him, but chances are good that she could be considering going out with him at least.
What about you guys?
Miss Undie: "Remember the person I thought was a molester? He was actually very nice to me and suggested meeting up to see if he can help me."
Kansai: "For real? Isn't that like a really bad idea?"
Miss Undie: "He seemed like a good person who's genuinely worried about me."
Kansai: "Then call him over to the restaurant. We'll check him out for you."
Could this be why Miss Undie suddenly invited OP over even though she'd said she had an appointment on that day?
Instead, you should be thinking about what to do to help her regardless of what she might be thinking about you.
The pointless fantasies are usually more fun though.
I keep forgetting work because fantasizing with you guys is more funw
Things will never go your way if you can't even imagine it happening yourselfw
The most important thing is to believe in it yourself.
What do you have to lose except a chance that was dropped in your lap anyway? There's no need to hold back, just go all out.
You know, I have yet to feel any enthusiasm coming from you, OP. Get more psyched about this!
Hmm... But I'm as enthusiastic as ever.
It's possible that I suffer from a chronic lack of enthusiasm though.
This part could be interpreted as Miss Undie having mentioned meeting up with Molester to Kansai and Kansai having basically forced her to call Molester over to the restaurant.
At least, that's how I see it...
I can relate more to the shy and reserved >>1 thoughw
You might get to date her, but I doubt you'll ever get to bone her.
Of course, you'll try to avoid any direct confrontation for your own safety though.
Your goal is to produce some sort of evidence that might convince the police to take the case seriously.
For instance, you could take a picture of the stalker the moment he sneaks into Miss Understanding's room or when he's digging through her trash.
Are you up for it? Can you sacrifice a few nights' sleep for Miss Understanding's sake? Doesn't have to be during the week either.
There'll be bonus points if you don't tell Understanding about it and secretly let Kansai know.
Kansai: "He asked me not to tell you, but... Molester Man said he stayed up all night outside your place on the lookout for the stalker."
Miss Understanding: "Eh, really?"
Kansai: "He's a pretty nice guy, you know?"
Wouldn't this kind of exchange be nice? Or have I been watching too many TV soaps??
what do you think of watching Miss Understanding from the shadows?
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what do you think of watching over Miss Understanding from the shadows?
Fixed. Also, just try not to get mistaken for the stalker while you're watching over her from the shadows. That'd be the worst case.
Even if I do that because I'm worried about her, I think it still counts as stalking and as abnormal.
I feel like Kansai is testing you, OP.
That's why it's better if you don't make any careless moves on either Miss Undie or Kansai for a while.
At least for the first 1, 2 weeks, you should focus only on showing them that you're seriously worried. Only after that should you slowly start hinting at how you're romantically interested imo. (´･д･`)
(´-`).｡oO( It's a different story if you want to go after Glasses though. Feel free to launch an attack now if you want. )
Dumbass! You already got mistaken for a molester once. Who cares about one more time?
Eh, you think? No one said anything about entering her place to watch over her though.
There shouldn't be too many ways to enter her place, so it's more than enough if you keep watch from a distance...
Would that be abnormal too?
Dumbass! I already got mistaken for a molester once! No way I'm gonna let it happen again.
Much less have sex with a girl.
Well, you'd get questioned by the police if they saw you.
Then tell Miss Undie that you're going to keep watch in front of her place and get her permission first.
I'd call the police if I saw some guy standing around in front of my place.
Her parents probably won't be too pleased about it, but I'm sure they'll understand if you explain the situation to them...
OP would head straight down the prison route in >>339.
"I can't be of much help, but I could at least keep watch around your place if you're okay with it."
I'm sure she'd be very happy about it what with the police not moving a finger and all that.
If she says yes, then you'll have to spend the night out in the cold, but you'll just have to endure it.
Even if she says no, you'll have earned yourself some brownie points, don't you think?
It turns out to be >>1.
You don't want to do suspicious things like that while the police is patrolling the area.
You'll find yourself in the slammer before you can explain yourself.
I can already hear her say
"Please stop it. It's a nuisance." in a very small voice.
I thought she asked Molester for help because the police won't do shit and she's got no one else...
Oh well, guess it was a bad idea. Let's just move on.
But Miss Understanding can't say no because I'm just trying to help her and reluctantly accepts my offer.
Feeling like I'm doing her a favor, I get all fired up and camp in front of her place for days, but nothing happens.
A few days later, I get a call from Kansai who's like "Listen, Molester, you're causing her more inconvenience than you're helping her, so could you please stop?".
and that's when I wake up and realize it was just a dream.
You're so manly you make me hard.
Now let's forget about the whole staking out her place thing before that DREAM BECOMES REAL.
But don't make a move until you've figured out his stalking pattern.
For example, on which weekdays does he call?
At time of the day does he usually call?
Know your enemy before you go to war.
"I can't forgive that stalking asshole and I was thinking of staking out Miss Undie's place, but I don't want her to think that I'm the stalker or something.
What do you think, Kansai?"
should do.
but not only has been no help and all talk so far, he's even asked her about things she didn't want to talk about like her family...
In other words, don't bring up her family again.
If Kansai asks "Wanna do it together?" there, we'll have unlocked the Kansai route.
If I was a woman and knew someone might have wiretapped my room, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
But it'd be bad if you checked her room and didn't (or couldn't) find anything.
You'd just have made her more worried without having accomplished anything.
That's when you should ask her to move into your place.
I thought the same thing, but we should probably stick to the Miss Undie route, huh...
Add "I won't have any time on some days because of classes and work, but I'll try to make time as often as possible." to the end of the e-mail.
She'll be more willing to accept your offer if you mention things like "I enjoy talking to you too" imo.
She'll find it harder to turn it down because it makes it sound like there's something in it for you too.
You should do the same thing when you suggest going to Akihabara to look for self-defense products. Tell her you're enjoying yourself too and she might be more inclined to accept.
Nah, it's always good to keep your options open.
The best kind of twist for VIP would be if Miss Undie and Kansai started fighting over Molester Man.
There've been already quite a few surprising twists so far.
I can't wait to see what else OP has in store for usw
This.
In any battle(?), the first step is to know your enemy.
There should quite a bit to learn about the stalker if you analyze what he's done so far and when he's done it.
<Molester Man on the lookout for the stalker>
Policeman: "Hey, you, what are you doing over there?"
>1: "Umm... There's a molester, uh, I mean, a stalker... who's been stalking a friend of mine..."
Policeman: "Are you that stalker then? Or are you the molester? Which are you?"
>1: "I'm a molester. I mean, I was mistaken for a molester... How should I explain this..."
Policeman: "...HQ, this is unit #36. I have apprehended a suspect planning a burglary. My current position is..."
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Miss Understanding: "You know, that Molester person was loitering around my house yesterday, until a policeman came and took him to the station."
Kansai: "See? I told you guys like him are easy to trap. 'I'll be on the lookout for the stalker', my ass. Pfff.
I bet he wanted to sneak in after midnight and steal your panties himself. Why do all men have to be perverts...
But since he got caught red-handed, he won't be able to talk himself out of this one. You won't see him again."
Also, make sure to come up with a plan B for when she says no! Make some effort!
I really can't ask her for more details on what the stalker's done to her so far and what he's been up to lately.
Anyone with common sense should understand why, right?
Have lunch together too while you're at it.
It might be the only option if you want to gain Miss Undie's trust.
I can agree with that.
In the end, it's for Molester to decide, after all.
Episode 2: Unknown Woman
Episode 3: The Phone That Finally Rings
Episode 4: Miss Understanding, after Escaping Molester
Episode 5: Molester, Beyond his Heart
Episode 6: Decisive Battle at the Police Station
Episode 7: A Work with Ulterior Motives
Episode 8: Glasses Arrives in Japan
Episode 9: Momentarily Unite the Apologies
Episode 10: Crab Arrived
Episode 11: Inside the Still Crab
Episode 12: The Value of Gifts
Episode 13: Work Invasion
Episode 14: Drifters, the Throne of Souls
Episode 15: His Talk and her Silence
Episode 16: The Topic that Leads to Tears, and...
Episode 17: The Fourth E-mail Address Exchange
Episode 18: The Choice of Life
Episode 19: A Man's Battle ← We're here, I think?
Episode 20: Shape of Heart, Shape of Human
Episode 21: The Birth of a Couple
Episode 22: At Least, Be Lovers
Episode 23: Tears
Episode 24: The Final Trap
Episode 25: A Thread That's Ending
Episode 26: The Beast that Shouted "Crabs are yummy!" at the Heart of the World
I bet 4000 Glasses that she'll say
"Umm...... Can I stay overnight at your place? (in a very small voice)"
Since it's Miss Undie we're talking about here, it's actually possible...
(´-`).｡oO( Hope it's something no one in the thread anticipated because then it'd catch OP completely off guard...w )
For me, 6pm is the best time to call because that's when most students and teens are finished with their classes, work etc.
Why don't you write an e-mail then?
Then she'll probably call back when she's free.
OP gets an e-mail or a call from Miss Undie saying "There's a suspicious person outside..."
>>1 is clearly annoyed, but reluctantly heads to Miss Undie's place anyway.
However, the suspicious person's already left when he arrives...
Miss Undie offers >>1 tea, but he pussies out and leaves "because it's late".
Hm?
But Miss Undie is neither a teen nor a student, is she...?
Or are you going to call Kansai?
"Can I call you later? There's something I want to talk to you about.
Tell me when you're free and I'll call then. Oh yeah, tell me about your measurements too. Btw, do you like crab?"
Send this.
I don't want to send an e-mail because I'd like to avoid a disaster like last time... You know, sending weird replies, replying too slowly etc.
So I decided to give her a call this time.
Brb buying this week's Shonen Champion from a convenience store 30 seconds walking distance from my place.
Gear: Light blue T-shirt + black jersey pants (3-stripes) + extreme bed hair + thick glasses.
I get pissed every time the main protag makes a :3 face.
You should write her an e-mail before you call her. She might be working right now, you know?
Just a short e-mail that goes like
"Hello.
Umm... There's something I want to talk to you about. Can I call you now?"
You're so stupid.
We can't give you any live advice if it's a phone call.
Doesn't matter if it's an e-mail or a call.
More importantly, tell us later what happens in this week's Baki.
Let me tell you.
The Ogre punches the old man with full power, but he easily neutralizes it. The old man smiles. To be continued.
Seriously?
Okay, let's go with that then.
The Stalker stabs Molester with full power and Molester gets hit. Molester bleeds to death. The end.
Throw Loli Jugs into the mix and it automatically becomes group sex.
Someone with common sense would never ask for advice in a place like this!
We're just imagining what will become of you because you won't make up your mind.
That is VIP QUALITY.
>>1 reports back in this thread from the afterworld...
Horror end.
Why don't you become friends with Glasses?
It doesn't matter if you choose Miss Undie or Kansai. Just give Glasses the one you didn't pick.
Glasses could be useful in your fight against the stalker too.
Wow, this is becoming more and more like Shinsei Motemote Oukoku! SIEG NAON!
>>776
But if Glasses actually defeats the stalker, he'll get all the praise, not OP. (´･д･`)
I just figured, what >>1 needs right now is not sex but a return to society.
I figured making a male buddy would help him with that.
I probably could have become friends with him if I'd written him an e-mail after that and asked him out to the movies or so...
But I think it's better this way. I'd feel bad if a respectable member of society like him had to hang out with trash like me all the time.
And even if we became friends, I'm sure he'd always feel bad for mistaking me for a molester.
Stalk her.
Crush her eyeballs.
You should give up on the Kansai route. Instead, use her in a clever way to get Miss Undie.
Remember one thing though. Almost everything you say to Kansai will get relayed to Miss Undie.
Keep this in mind at all times.
Have you thought about your next steps?
If you ask her out to Akihabara, you have to plan the whole date because it was your idea, you know? You should think about it more seriously.
щ(ﾟДﾟщ) Come oooon!
"Sorry I went to bed all of a sudden yesterday!"
Second e-mail:
"Are you still sleeping? Get up already!"
It says she sent them three hours ago.
"Sorry, looks like your e-mail was stuck at the e-mail center. But now I got it."
Reply from Kansai:
"Man, you're slow!! E-mail center!? At this time and age!?
Do you even use your cell phone?"
Why didn't you notice when you got them?
This wickedness is VIP QUALITY.
I can't believe you ignored her e-mails again.
Because I seriously don't have any friends. I usually put it on silent mode during lectures and forget to turn it off afterwards, so it's on silent mode all the time.
I only use my cell phone to browse 2ch or make work-related calls anyway. Oh yeah, as an alarm too.
I CAN FEEL A REAL KANSAIMANIA COMING
What should I reply to her? And when she replies, what should I talk to her about?
"Whoops, I forgot I'd put it on silent mode during classw"
Just be honest.
Say the e-mail center was constipated today and get a laugh out of her.
It doesn't make a difference if you make her wait 3 hours or 4 hours, so take your time to think it through thoroughly before you reply.
Since you never know when Miss Understanding or Kansai might contact you, make sure to have silent mode turned off at all times from now on.
It's enough if I'm the only one who has his cell phone on silent mode 24/7.
So? What did you want?"
should be okay, right?
So, where do I go from there?
>>806
But even if silent mode was turned off, I don't think I'd notice incoming e-mails when I'm sleeping.
I don't think she wanted something specific.
If you're after Kansai, go with small talk only.
If you're after Miss Undie, add a few remarks that show how worried you are about her.
As for Loli Jugs, I'd love to eat crab with her.
When you're sleeping at night, no one expects you to notice any e-mails. Silent mode is okay too.
We're talking about the other half of the day here. Guess you'll have to make some changes to your lifestyle.
Make it a one-liner.
But to be honest, I'm looking forward to >>1 doing something weird again.
Okay, ignoring the last line of your post, I'll try to casually change the topic to Miss Understanding!!
I'll send it now!!
If you'd only posted that about 10 seconds earlier... ＯＴＬ
You're such a premature ejaculator.
And I like it.
Oh shit!
talking about miss understanding
You should've written "What the crab did you want?" instead...
I finished work early today again (had to work outdoor) and just read all new posts since >>425.
>>Molester
Let me go back to what you said about martial arts. I've done my share of martial arts too and I can't understand why you'd say something like "It's impossible to learn in a few months".
Like with all things, you just can't know until you actually give it a try.
I bet it's what you always told yourself before trying something new.
But don't get me wrong, I'm not telling you to pick up martial arts, you know?
I'm just saying that you should never give up on something before giving it a shot.
Uho!
What is she saying?
rｧ Let's talk while having lunch.
"Oh, didn't notice your e-mails. What is it?"
should be good enough.
That is VIP QUALI-
Look around you, there's already a new event going on.
Shimuraaa!
Above you! Above you!!
Your ID says TBS.
Oh well, parties are more fun anyway.
It'll take hours to catch up again.
Happens to me all the time...
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（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
I can only agree with that.
People have something called fight-or-flight response.
Well, my suggestions for the next move and my ideas for the next e-mail were used by OP quite a few times already!
Hehew
Why am I bragging about something like this... orz
Right...
What strong feelings? All OP wants is resultsw
He's like "I don't like her yet or anything, but it'd be great if I could date her.".
Strong feelings is one of the things OP lacks the most.
Please elaborate.
She is, isn't she? You're starting to like her, right?
But that's what's good about them.
VIP QUALITY and all.
Quit blue-balling us. Hurry up and report.
It's hard enough for OP to have a normal phone call. Don't ask too much of him.
You recorded it, right?
You're right... (´･д･`)
>1
Can't wait.
"Hello?"
"Leaving it in silent mode like that isn't good, you know?"
"Ah, sorry."
"That's why you can't get yourself a girlfriend."
"Hahaha (You little...)"
"I called you back as soon as I got your e-mail. Can you talk?"
"Sure, sure."
"You don't have any classes today, do you?"
"Don't worry. I'm free today."
"Weren't you free yesterday as well? Will you get the credits?"
"No chance. I've long given up."
"Then you'll have to repeat the coursew"
"Then I'll have to repeat the coursew"
"I like that! An eternal university student!!"
This is how it started out. We continued talking about this and that for a few more minutes, but I can't remember any of it.
I-I think I'm in love...
Are you in love too, Molester?
Fuck, I lol'd.
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You're lucky enough as it is. If you add Loli Jugs too... you're gonna make yourself more enemiesw
"No... I didn't."
"Huh? No way!"
"She didn't call me, so I sent her a thank you e-mail."
"Sigh..."
"Eh? What's wrong?"
"You're so unreliable, Molester."
"What did you say!?"
"You weren't very manly in the family restaurant either."
"What are you trying to say?"
"Act more like a man. One she can rely on. She's relying on you, you know?"
"Eh? She is?"
"You haven't noticed!? Didn't she tell you? That she doesn't have any male friends?"
"Yeah, she did... But it can't possibly be true, can it?"
"Uhh, you think she was lying? Well, I've seen her talk with the chief at work sometimes..."
"I guess she chose me because of my big manliness, after all."
"Are you still going on about that? The only thing that's big about you is your head."
Hmm... As far as I remember, it was a normal conversation. Made me feel young again after a long time.
Are you going to some remote place in Africa?
Please forgive our OP. He's always had a knack for bad timing.
HOW COME HE REMEMBERS ALL THAT?
You son of a bitch.
Look at you enjoying yourself with Kansai. Did you forget about the stalker?
Maybe she is a VIPPER.
What Kansai said has already been said in the thread many times though...
>The only thing that's big about you is your head.
Kansai is like "What is wrong with this guy?".
All kinds of things happened that in some way or another led to OP and Kansai going out.
Miss Undie relies on Molester = Molester has a chance
See? It wasn't just me jumping to conclusions.
She could've asked the chief for advice again, but she chose to go to Molester!! How's that?
Calm down and drink some tea.
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Nice!
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That is VIP QUALITY.
（; ´Д｀） < Kansai! Kansai!
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But teacher.
With variables like Miss Understanding and Molester,
it's mathematically impossible to prove that equation.
And then... boobs.....
ノ旦 Whew... Thanks, that helped.
385 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/08 16:32:25 ID:ZdF2THgf
Guys.
My girlfriend told me something interesting last night.
It seems, her part-time co-worker asked her for advice and I've been wondering...
That co-worker could be Miss Understanding...
"Yes, yes. She wants a man she can rely on. I'm sure of it. It's your chance! Molester!!"
"What do you mean, it's my chance?"
"It's your chance to show her that big manliness of yours!!"
"Eh? What? Are you trying to hook me up with Miss Understanding?"
"No, I wouldn't hand her over to a sad guy like you."
"What's that about?"
"It's just a Joudan. A Michael Joudan."
".............seriously now, why are you trying to bring us together?"
"Eh? You like her, don't you?"
"I'm worried about her, but that doesn't mean I like her."
"But you're after her, aren't you?"
"'After her'? What are you trying to..."
"It's just a Joudan! A Michael Joudan!"
"..............you seem to like that pun a lot, but it's lame."
"..............and I was pretty confident about it..."
And so on, we kept talking with a few digressions here and there.
I can't get over how awesome >>894's ID is.
Please go out with me.
>>950 starts the next thread.
Guess you've got me there. HAHAHA
I feel more like crying now.
Added to my dictionary.
Post a pic of yourself.
The stalker's identity is unclear → So she asked Molester for help because he's the only guy she knows who is definitely not the stalker.
Things would be so simple if that chief guy was the stalker.
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Maybe it's normal for young people these days?
That is VIP QUALITY!
"Well, I was just concerned about Miss Understanding."
"Because of the stalker?"
"Because of the stalker."
"What? So you worry about her too?"
"Everyone at work is worried about her. We even went to a seminar about stalking together the other day."
(She told me some more about it.)
"Ahh, yeah, I heard about it."
"She even stopped coming to work once. We didn't know what to do anymore. She was really depressed and said she'd return to her parents' place."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously, seriously. Anyway, she's relying on you, so get her to rely on you even more almost as if you wanted to take advantage of it."
"Take advantage of it...? I want to do all I can to help her, but I don't even know how the stalker looks like... Are there any suspects?"
"You mean like an ex-boyfriend or so?"
"Yeah, someone like that. Also, has she installed a safety door lock?"
Topic changed. As usual, my handling skills are awesome.
That is VIP QUALITY too.
It's getting more and more likely that the stalker is watching this thread.
That's actually pretty skillful handling!
That, that is exactly what VIP QUALITY is.
Good going there.
Now that it's come to this...
WHY DON'T WE VIPPERS DEAL WITH THE STALKER?
What the hell... OP's doing pretty good today for a change.
('A`) How lame.
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Count me in. For realw
A NEW GROUP OF STALKERS SHOWS UP
Stalking Kansai & Loli Jugs.
It's more likely the VIPPERs end up turning into even worse stalkers.
I will never understand people.
I feel like soon we won't be able to relate to OP anymore!
That is VI-
And OP was going to take it easy today too.
How many more times do I have to refresh the page!?
There's one more way to get the Kansai end though. OP starts dating Kansai and they deal with the stalker together.
Yeah, about the same as a monster with a low intelligence stat that's finally reached a level where it begins to obey the player's commands.
WATATA
It seems, the police is doing their job for a change.
"Well, she's calmed down pretty much by now, but you should cheer her up a bit."
"...............you're a good person, Kansai."
"I am, aren't I?"
"You're also annoying because you love to meddle though."
"Ah? Not as much as you, Molester."
"I'm different. I do it out of good will, so it's okay."
"...but you can't leave her alone, can you? The case looks like it'll be resolved soon though."
"You really think it'll be resolved soon?"
"Don't they say the Japanese police is excellent?"
"If they actually do something, yeah."
"Don't worry, this time they are. Loli Jugs expects a lot from you too, Molester. We'll be counting on your mental support."
"I'll do what I can, but I can't promise anything."
"Now, now, we'll be backing you all the way too."
"Yeah, you're right."
After some more small talk, she hung up saying her shift starts at 6pm.
She seems to have called because she was on her way to somewhere. (To work, maybe?)
Looks like Miss Understanding works on the same shift, so I guess I can scrap my plan to call her today.
Wow, his intelligence stat must be extremely low then.
THAT WOULD BE GREAT THOUGH
Next thread.
Kansai: Likes to meddle and take care of others.
>>1: Is unreliable and needs someone to take care of him.
See? They complement one another. It's a perfect matchw
Wow, you've made some progress.
Miss Undie route is confirmed.
Agreed.
It's not 6pm yet, so she probably hasn't started work yet.
Is that some Fist of the North Star?
Dude, you're smart.
Good luck with it.
We'll help with the template posts.
Yeah, now go start the new thread.
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That's about it.
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student? Works at a family restaurant.
Height: Approx. 155cm? About the same as Miss Understanding.
Weight: Approx 50kg? Has quite the rack. So big that if she tried to catch a grounder rolling along the infield and looked down, she wouldn't see the ball with her boobs in the way and let it roll right through her legs.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? Is just as child-faced as Miss Understanding. Cute too.
Dating history: I don't have a clue, but I'm sure she's at least dated a guy or two.
Age: About twenty?
Occupation: University student, works at a family restaurant. Lives together with her family.
Height: Approx. 165cm? Might be taller than me. If I'm lucky, we're about the same height.
Weight: Approx. 50kg? Rather slim. Her bewbs are normal sized.
Looks: Might get a standard score of about 60 in the "Rate my face" thread? She's more pretty than cute.
I only know bits here and there, but she seems to have dated a few guys already. She said she has a serious attitude towards love.
We should create a VIP vigilante group.
1000 GET...
Or did I cum too early?
Waitresses usually have to get ready for work about 15 minutes before their shift though.
Ehh!? You came already!?
"I'm so glad. The stalker was caught, and Miss Undie has made up with her parents too!"
"Yeah, me too. By the way, there's something I wanted to tell you."
"Hmm? What? Don't tell me you love me? Sorry, that was just a Joudan! A Michael Joudan!"
"No, actually, it's not a Joudan. I'm serious."
"Eh?"
"Well, you see, while we were working together to help Miss Undie, I fell in love with you."
"Eh... But... Miss Undie..."
"Who cares about Miss Undie!? I'm sure she's happy now! This time, let me support you!"
"...but I have a boyfriend..."
"Eh..."
"Well, who cares? Thanks for the confession! Don't let it get you down! You still have Loli Jugs left, right!?"
"...right..."
"Come on, cheer up! I'll introduce you to someone else if you want! His name is Glasses!"
"Time to kill myself."
If we VIPPERs are going to get rid of the stalker, we'll have to enter Miss Undie's place first to look for things that could help us find him. Things like her used panties. And crab.
Dude, how fast are you!?w
You're like the king of premature ejaculation.
It's okay if she reads the e-mail after work too, you know?
She'd be like
"Ah, didn't notice his e-mailw".
Identity: Unknown
Current situation: The stalker has stolen Miss Undie's used napkins, sneaked into her room and so on....
We don't know the details, but it seems like he hasn't laid hands on her yet.
The police's reaction:
They increased the patrols in her neighborhood. Though I think she might have lost quite some of her credibility when she mistook OP for a molester.
I tried to start the new thread, but 2ch wouldn't let me. orz
You just nominated yourself.
I started it!
ﾉｼ Thanks!
Things got real pretty fast.
Bingo.
ﾉｼ I feared this would happen, but thanks anywayw
support him until he gets himself a girlfriend,
and then wait for him to post pics of his girlfriend's boobs.
Is this correct?
I agree with all of you.
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