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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 8

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:54:40 ID:mM68LR0m
1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163494/

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2 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:56:10 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>1
Thanks!

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:56:14 ID:KL2OvLoj
┏━━━━━┓←──────────If possible seicross──────────┐  
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│  325 (Pork Cutlet Man) ― Met in front of Alta ― Fujoshi
┗━━━━━┛                                      ..│.........│   │
    │                                           .│.........│  Tried to track down
  Same part-time job                                 ....│.........│   │
    │                                           .↓.........│   ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)...←――――――――┐

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:56:29 ID:KL2OvLoj
 ↑   ↑   ↑──────────If possible seicross ──────┘↑ ......│    ↑                    ....│
 │   │           ┌────────────────────┘ ......│ Happened to be around and intervened  .│
 │ Best friends?  E-mailing like crazy                          ...│ Sent crab as a token of apology      ..│
 │   ↓           │                               ........│    │                   Bakatono
 │  Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross────────┘..  Glasses ←────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:57:45 ID:GGPL6Gzq
>>3-4
I see, you updated itw


6 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 21:59:41 ID:mM68LR0m
>>3,4
I chuckled when I saw you added Pork Cutlet.

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:01:38 ID:XX1vL1o0
>>1
Thanks. You forgot to add the guy who got kissed by a lady though.

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:02:46 ID:GGPL6Gzq
The ★ makes it look like Loli Jugs is a mod or something.

9 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/13 22:10:07 ID:/Ty7oVW9
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 22:51:27 ID:fls4emH1
>>1
Thanks for making the thread.


Damn, this sucks... I have this hunch that a party is about to start, but my PC broke and I can only post from my cell phone... (TΔT )

11 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:11:15 ID:t2KVvBHn
>1
Crabs.


12 : VIPPER : 04/11/13 23:14:11 ID:OqwhfoyF
>>1
Thanks.

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:00:31 ID:QBe3zcU6
>1
つCrab

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:06:21 ID:JB600nnX
OHHHH YESSSS WE GOT A NEW THREAD
>>1 Crabs.

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:06:55 ID:92WwiyR2
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100163494/1000
(PД`q)゚.

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:07:09 ID:dvcL4AwB
Damn it, I should have written "1000 GET" or something... (´;ω;`)


17 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:07:17 ID:JmfF9DZ9
Btw, where is Molester Man?

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:07:36 ID:YdVKBr8S
>>1 Crabs.

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:07:57 ID:JB600nnX
>>17
He's still not back.

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:08:55 ID:92WwiyR2
>>19
Think she tracks her basal body temperature?

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:09:15 ID:nip+/H2u
Many thanks to the two guys who reposted the URL of the new thread for cell phone users like me.
I would have never found it otherwise.

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:09:54 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>16
Didn't you GET something so much better today already? How greedy can you be?

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:10:15 ID:dvcL4AwB
Guess OP won't be back till tomorrow morning, huh?
But I think I'll wait for Pork Cutlet to come back. ( ´O)ηyawn

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:10:25 ID:jitbO+VK
In b4 he's banging her brains out.

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:10:28 ID:JB600nnX
>>20
Dude, OP hasn't even had sex with her yet.

26 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:11:33 ID:u1c8pfw6
My initial worries for OP have long faded and have been replaced by boredom.

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:12:16 ID:dvcL4AwB
>22
( ・д・) You're right... Please forgive me.

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:13:54 ID:/RZlTU7A
You know when you're playing a game where the story moves really slowly, and at first you're like "Hey, this isn't so bad.",
but after a while, it gets really irritating and you end up using a Pro Action Replay code? This is how I feel about this thread.

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:14:27 ID:JB600nnX
Alright, I'm off to the Ecchi Neta board for a bit.

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:16:40 ID:+0lsa7nm
I'm so hooked to the creepy e-mails thread of the loser men board now...
Thanks to the kind gentleman who posted the link! It was a great way to kill time.

Oh yeah, crabs for starting the thread, >1!!!

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:16:41 ID:u1c8pfw6
I'll go troll in the Fashion board or something.

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:16:42 ID:QBe3zcU6
I'm so bored. Someone link me to a funny thread please.

33 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:16:43 ID:dvcL4AwB
>29
Me too me too!

34 : Molester Man : 04/11/14 00:18:05 ID:h/afFRzB
I've returned!

35 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:18:39 ID:sxWzdyaO
No trip.

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:19:08 ID:92WwiyR2
>>34
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!
Write your report now!

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:19:24 ID:61Gtkvid
>>34
Is this the real Molester Man?

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:19:27 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>34
Welcome back.
Save the ending for later and spend about 2 hours on telling us everything in full detail.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:20:16 ID:fRDfn80n
>>34
Must be an impostor.
His ID is different.

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:20:32 ID:80EwsEig
Pork Cutlet still not back yet?

Regardless of whether things went well for Molester or not, he'll probably be back tomorrow once he's calmed down.


But you, Pork Cutlet, we really need you here now!!!!!

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:20:43 ID:sxWzdyaO
>>39

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:21:55 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>34
Sorry, but everyone's busy with Pork Cutlet's story right now. Could you come back after that?

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:22:39 ID:vp4wvF1V
>>39
>>39
>>39
>>39
>>39


44 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:23:49 ID:dvcL4AwB
It's happening!
Although, he doesn't have a trip...

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:24:05 ID:92WwiyR2
>>39
You're right, the ID really is different.
(´・ω・`) SAD

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:25:28 ID:W+2jCU1k
Sigh... Normally, I'd fap to some H-manga after my wife goes to bed.
But tonight, I think I'll go lay with her after God knows how long...

47 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:26:47 ID:sxWzdyaO
Looks like OP's not coming back tonight. Guess I'll go have seicross with my little sister...

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:27:23 ID:92WwiyR2
>>47
Post a pic of your little sister.

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:27:34 ID:61Gtkvid
>>47
We need details! Also, post pics!

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:28:07 ID:3b9dc9Ji
Everyone's getting tired, I see.

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:28:27 ID:Yd+Ic4Sh
>>47
Requesting crab sex.

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:28:35 ID:sxWzdyaO
Details? Details on what?
I can't post pics of her.

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:28:36 ID:92WwiyR2
Sigh.
I wish I had a little sister to have seicross with too.

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:29:08 ID:AF6MIruD
This thread goes to shit when Molester isn't around.
Devolves into your average VIPPER circlejerk.

55 : Molester Man ◆tikaN/N2vg : 04/11/14 00:30:01 ID:5n9sJ5n1
Have I made you guys wait much?
Molester Man (impostor) is here!

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:30:27 ID:JB600nnX
But what are we supposed to do without anything new to work with...?
We can't even count on another bombing by Pork Cutlet...

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:30:38 ID:dvcL4AwB
(´-`).。oO( Hope tomorrow will be a great day with OP writing a long report, causing a huge party, and Pork Cutlet joining in on the fun... )

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:30:39 ID:vZt7ygWt
Searching the area around Alta right now.
No sign of a group of 4 women and 1 man.

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:30:41 ID:NWgEC3RT
>>55
Pfffwww It really is an impostorwww

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:30:48 ID:92WwiyR2
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!
>>55 Crabs.

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:30:59 ID:80EwsEig
Pork Cutlet, you shy, shy boy! Hurry up and come back!

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:31:07 ID:JB600nnX
>>55
You even got yourself a Molester Man tripcode...

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:31:32 ID:JB600nnX
>>58
Slowpokewwwwwwwwwwwww

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:32:32 ID:92WwiyR2
>>58
You should be looking for 1 man now.

>>62
Welcome back.

65 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:33:11 ID:dvcL4AwB
>58
I'm sure OP and the girls aren't far from where you are... Hang in there, but don't get yourself killedw


66 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:33:21 ID:80EwsEig
>>55
Who are you? A dad playing Santa?

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:34:30 ID:W+2jCU1k
While I was writing >>46, she'd gone ahead and fallen asleep...

So yeah, guys, can I stay here a bit longer?

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:34:57 ID:JB600nnX
>>64
I'd just gone to the Ecchi board, is all~

But man, I was sure OP would be back by midnight.

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:35:06 ID:AF6MIruD
>>67
Post a pic of your wife.

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:35:50 ID:JB600nnX
>>67
Post a pic of her sleeping.
( Make one of those videos where the camera enters the bed with the sleeping woman from the foot end. )

71 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:36:06 ID:92WwiyR2
>>1 I'm sick of waiting for you! (゚Д゚#) Goddamit!!

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:36:49 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>69
I can assure you, a video of her wouldn't be interesting enough to download.

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:37:33 ID:3b9dc9Ji
How old is your wife?

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:37:50 ID:AF6MIruD
>>72
Whether it's interesting or not is up to us to decide!
Now, shut up and post your wife's boobs!

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:38:23 ID:QBe3zcU6
>72
With a timestamp please.

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:40:34 ID:dvcL4AwB
VIP really is a goldmine of interesting stories... Can't wait to see how this one will unfold
Is your wife pretty?

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:41:06 ID:JB600nnX
>>72
I think it'd be quite the hit.

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:42:39 ID:W+2jCU1k
Whoa, guys, guys, calm the fuck downw
I'm not going to post any pictures!

She's far from what you'd call pretty, and she's already 24.

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:43:23 ID:92WwiyR2
Brb, taking a bath before OP comes back.

ノシ

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:43:30 ID:+0lsa7nm
Look at >>78 casually lowering the bait for us! So smooth!!!!!!!!!!!!

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:43:42 ID:3b9dc9Ji
>>78
OK. She's right in my strike zone, bro!

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:43:52 ID:JB600nnX
>>78
Wait, you didn't post her in the College Girls thread around noon today, did you?

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:44:47 ID:+0lsa7nm
Twenty-four.

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:45:22 ID:QBe3zcU6
>she's already 24.

........._| ̄|○ She's younger than me.

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:45:30 ID:AF6MIruD
>>78
Nice one, bro.
Now post pics of your wife's pussy.

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:46:18 ID:JB600nnX
Oh, the VIP QUALITY in this thread is starting to increase again.

87 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:46:35 ID:W+2jCU1k
Years ago, I was lurking in a Boobs thread on Lounge and one night, when no one was posting anything, I took some random pics of her with my camera (but no boobs) and posted them.
But the next morning, she was like
"What were you doing with the digital camera yesterday?"
and started cross-examining me! There's no way I can post pics of her now!

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:47:47 ID:Z11G3+mv
Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42
COME OUT OF HIDING ALREADY

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:49:14 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>87
You seem like a very honest person. I like you.


Post a pic of your dick instead.

90 : A dad playing Santa ◆tikaN/N2vg : 04/11/14 00:50:26 ID:5n9sJ5n1
Here's a present for you little boys and girls who are sick and tired of waiting.

ttp://d.pic.to/avdc
From the left: Molester, Kansai (blue), Miss Undie (brown), Loli (white), Yamaoka (in front of Loli).







............................................wouldn't that be great? (in a very small voice)

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:50:43 ID:W+2jCU1k
Ahh... I might have the pics from that night somewhere on my hard drive...
The pics aren't anything impressive since I took them just to kill time, but I could post them if you guys are interested.

92 : Molester Man ◇FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 00:51:14 ID:hEXtgNAp
86

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:52:12 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>90
Huh? What did Molester say he was going to wear today again?

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:53:10 ID:QBe3zcU6
Something's off about that Molester.
I think it's his height.

95 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:53:11 ID:RxAnWvkK
>>90
Thanks for that.
I staked out in Fukushima all day today thinking OP might turn up for some reason,
but it was all for naught.

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:54:04 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>95
Your juvenile way of thinking just gave me an erection.

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:55:05 ID:AF6MIruD
>>91
That, ladies and gentlemen, is VIP QUALITY.

98 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:55:07 ID:ut5xyN3R
It's here?

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:57:18 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>90
God damnーーーーー!! I wish the girl in the back was Loli Jugs.
What a looker!! Can't you make the picture sharper?
Like how they always do it with just a few clicks in some computer program on TV...?


OP's gear today:

Upper: Light brown and white cardigan
Inner: Black T-shirt
Lower: One-wash jeans
Shoes: Nike Air Force 1 white x red

IIRC



100 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:57:51 ID:vp4wvF1V
Come on, guys, it's a party! Let's party!

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:57:56 ID:80EwsEig
Thanks for going along with my unfunny Santa joke.
Someone make fun of the other impostor too before he starts sulking!

102 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:58:37 ID:hEXtgNAp
>>129
Welcome back~~~!
What took you so long!!?

103 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:58:44 ID:QBe3zcU6
Isn't Molester's hair brown?

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 00:59:04 ID:zM218WRh
What an annoying woman.
Hope she gets raped.

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:00:42 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>90
Everything's off about this. I don't even know where to begin...

106 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:01:12 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>90
       ↑

□ Molester  ■ Kansai ■ Miss Undie
    ■ Yamaoka
             ■ Loli Jugs





       □<<90


107 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:01:49 ID:JB600nnX
>>129

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:02:36 ID:zM218WRh
Sorry, sorry, meant to post in a different thread.

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:03:32 ID:W+2jCU1k
You know what's interesting? If today's reports are anything to go by,
there are quite a few groups of 4 women and 1 man out there...

110 : Molester Man : 04/11/14 01:04:36 ID:irx8JdeH
I'm back.

111 : 325 : 04/11/14 01:04:37 ID:PbvU4qvf
Just got back.
Is Molester still not back?
D-don't tell me he really spent the night somewhere else...(((( ;゚Д゚))) shake shake

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:04:40 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>108
You didn't mean to post it here!?
I thought you just couldn't stand Miss Undiew

113 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:04:55 ID:92WwiyR2
It's Pork Cutlet━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:05:04 ID:3b9dc9Ji
>>107
That's a neat ID you got there.

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:06:07 ID:QBe3zcU6
D-Don't tell me... he's getting...




assfucked by the stalker! (((( ;゚Д゚))) shake shake

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:08:01 ID:W+2jCU1k
Is it time to give deciphering of his final post another go?

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:08:24 ID:80EwsEig
Pork Cutlet! Did you do her?

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:09:05 ID:TqlmiTQ8
>>111

Tell us what happened.

119 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:10:07 ID:Yd+Ic4Sh
I say he's having crab sex with Kansai right now.

"Hey, quit trying to stick that crab leg into me! And where do you think you're pinching me with its claws!"

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:13:23 ID:3b9dc9Ji
>>119
I warn you. Nothing good has ever come from making me horny.

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:13:48 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>116
"The Miss Understanding route is over."
The Miss Understanding route = The illusion that OP can make Miss Undie his girlfriend and have seicross with her
I think we can all agree on this.

The only question is, what happened to deny him of that?

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:16:08 ID:u1c8pfw6
Maybe it's just bait and all it really means is that the whole Miss-Understanding-mistaking-him-for-a-stalker thing is over...

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:17:03 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>121
Somehow I can only imagine bad things that happened to him...

He got rejected by Miss Understanding, and that was the end of it.
Or, Kansai told him that Miss Understanding isn't interested in him, and that was the end of it.
Or, being the premature ejaculator he is, he showed her this thread which made her extremely displeased, and that was the end of it.

And now he's sitting around in his old room at his parents' place gazing at the night sky and feeling kinda depressed.

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:17:18 ID:QBe3zcU6
The Miss Understanding route is over

Miss Understanding route = Miss Understanding mistaking him for a molester

Molester = Stalker



125 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:18:13 ID:Z11G3+mv
It's more like

he just completed the Miss Undie route.
And now he's wondering which route to tackle next.

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:18:17 ID:vp4wvF1V
Wasn't W+2jCU1k going to post pics~~~?

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:19:40 ID:3b9dc9Ji
The stalker breaks into Molester's place.

Boots up his PC → Finds OP's bookmark of this thread in his favorites

The Miss Understanding route is over

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:19:45 ID:80EwsEig
Let's hear out Pork Cutlet first.

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:19:57 ID:W+2jCU1k
Well, it's Molester we're talking about... I have high hopes he'll come back with a report that exceeds all our expectations, like he's done so many times already.

Like he got fucked hard by all four women at once, for example.

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:20:26 ID:IHHeXGkk
>>123
You're wrong about him staring at the night sky though.
Stroking his dick in front of a bright monitor would be more accurate.

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:20:28 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>124
I think you're on to something.
OP must have started the thread because he wanted advice on police investigations and on how to prevent getting sued.
But today, I bet he was put on trial by the three women + their lawyer Yamaoka until he finally confessed.

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:21:10 ID:AF6MIruD
I should go to bed, I'm getting drowsy.
Here's to OP coming back tomorrow! ノシ

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:21:36 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>126
Didn't think someone was actually waiting for itw
I figured I didn't need to post them because you guys had found something else to do.
Anyways, like I said, I found some old pics of her and I could post them if you guys want.

uploadwhere help

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:22:10 ID:5n9sJ5n1
He's going to post them━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:22:49 ID:IHHeXGkk
I'm going to sleep after watching this week's King of Minami.

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:24:16 ID:AF6MIruD
>>133
Wait, you're gonna post them?
Guess I'm staying up a bit longer then.

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:25:02 ID:vp4wvF1V
Damn it allーーーーーーーーーーーーー I don't know any file-sharing sites!

Someone link >>133 to one! Quick!

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:25:23 ID:QBe3zcU6
  _   ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡  Tits! Tits!
 ⊂彡

What? This is how we roll in VIP.

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:26:51 ID:AF6MIruD
Here's one: ttp://ranobe.com/up/upload.html

Hurry it up!

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:27:08 ID:d6mU8Pts
If it's file-sharing sites you want,
http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/1rk/
you can find all kinds here.

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:27:42 ID:d6mU8Pts
Brb, hanging myself... orz

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:28:53 ID:W+2jCU1k
Look, guys, I don't mind posting them, but don't expect something amazing. I mean it.


ttp://ranobe.com/up/updata/up11687.jpg

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:29:09 ID:5n9sJ5n1
>>142
Oh God, my sides.

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:29:36 ID:Yd+Ic4Sh
It's a huge butt────(゚∀゚)────!!

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:29:52 ID:GcYPfL1/
Who the hell is that?w

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:30:00 ID:QBe3zcU6
She isn't wearing a bra!

147 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:30:27 ID:AF6MIruD
It's a butt━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!
Damn, it's huge.

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:30:35 ID:soua9nYV
>>142
I can feel your pain, brow

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:30:44 ID:92WwiyR2
>>142
Please go get yourself killed.

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:30:44 ID:awBoxb/j
>>142
GJ(`ー´)ヾ

I can't stop laughing for some reasonw

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:30:48 ID:u1c8pfw6
Yeah, I'm on VIP, alright.

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:31:22 ID:/RZlTU7A
>>142
Okay, that cracked me up.

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:31:26 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>142
  _   ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡  Tits! Tits!
 ⊂彡

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:31:50 ID:W+2jCU1k
Here's one more:

ttp://ranobe.com/up/updata/up11689.jpg

If I only hadn't used the flash for this one, she wouldn't have woken up and she would have never noticed!

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:32:13 ID:Vspn4/Xo
You can almost tell how nervous he was when he placed the timestamp there━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!

156 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:32:19 ID:JB600nnX
The pic was so funny I had to stop lurking just to post how funny it was.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:32:38 ID:dvcL4AwB
>147
GJ
(´-`).。oO( I'm sure guys with an ass fetish would love this. )

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:32:52 ID:Vspn4/Xo
>>154
You, sir, are a herow

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:33:01 ID:QBe3zcU6
>154
GJ!! She's not wearing a bra, is she!? I can see her nippl-

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:33:07 ID:W+2jCU1k
Well, like I said, I only took the pictures because I was bored back then.
It was two years ago, so she must have been 22 or so.

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:33:20 ID:u1c8pfw6
Whoa, it's see-through.

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:33:25 ID:5n9sJ5n1
You should buy her some cute pajamas to wear in bedw

163 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:33:25 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>154
GJ!!
Thanks for all the VIP QUALITY.
It's moe how your wife wears her watch in bed.

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:33:36 ID:JB600nnX
Why do the pics feel so damn real? It's like they're full of little hints into their lives or something.

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:33:41 ID:AF6MIruD
>>154
Is your wife sleeping with her wristwatch on?
Nice boobs btw!!

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:34:10 ID:JB600nnX
Where'd you all crawl out from all of a sudden?w

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:34:15 ID:vp4wvF1V
>>154
Glorious work.
Didn't expect to see VIP QUALITY at this ungodly hour. ^^

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:34:15 ID:92WwiyR2
>>154
She caught you in the act?w
GJ and thanks.

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:35:10 ID:dvcL4AwB
>154
GJ pant pant

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:35:16 ID:awBoxb/j
>>154
GJ!
I find her rather natural sleeping pose to be... MOE.

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:36:28 ID:dvcL4AwB
I'm so glad I stayed up... Thank you, God, for this gift. (´;人;`)

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:37:26 ID:JB600nnX
Now that I've had a good laugh, I think I can finally go to sleep. Good night, guys.

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:37:40 ID:/RZlTU7A
There's something strangely erotic about the pic...

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:37:52 ID:W+2jCU1k
Thanks, guys! Honestly, I was expecting to get shit on for it.
Guess it's true that half of nighttime VIP is made of kindness...

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:38:02 ID:80EwsEig
There's such a big event happening in the thread and Pork Cutlet is still nowhere to be seen...

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:38:30 ID:NWgEC3RT
The pic in >>154 is so lewd. You can see everything... pant pant

177 : 325 : 04/11/14 01:38:58 ID:PbvU4qvf
You guys started a bewbs party while I was off reading the previous threadw
>>154 Thanks.


178 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:40:15 ID:EhLJ3V59
I don't have the faintest idea of what is going on in this thread, but

W+2jCU1k GJ!!

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:40:43 ID:QBe3zcU6
If you take the last train times at Shinjuku station into consideration, we've just about reached the time limit for OP to come home today.

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:43:18 ID:TqlmiTQ8
Yeah, we had a small party, but it's you, >>177!
You're the one we've been waiting for!

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:43:25 ID:W+2jCU1k
I remember people pointing out how you can see through her panties and stuff the first time I posted them too...
I guess I was too nervous to notice when I was taking the pics.

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:44:26 ID:92WwiyR2
So, what did you do with your fujoshi, >>177?

Is it that? That thing called seicross?

183 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:44:39 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>177
I'm out of ammo. You have to take over now.

184 : 325 : 04/11/14 01:45:14 ID:PbvU4qvf
I was charging my cell phone in Alta, when a strangely hyper girl asked me if she could charge her phone next.
So yeah, while my phone was charging, she started talking to me about all kinds of stuff...
Apparently, she'd come to Alta to buy accessories for cosplaying...
I thought to myself, "Ugh, it's a fujoshiw".
But she had a cute face, so I lent her an ear while imagining her in lewd costumes.

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:45:53 ID:yu86F5f4
>>184
Where's the continuation?

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:46:22 ID:QBe3zcU6
>185
Calm down.
Give him time.

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:46:32 ID:vp4wvF1V
>>184
You bastardーーーーーーーーーーーーー What happened then?

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:46:53 ID:80EwsEig
Say, Pork Cutlet, what do fujoshi smell like?

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:47:05 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>184
A girl that's into cosplay, huh? Yeah, she must be a fujoshiw

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:48:00 ID:xrrZfI7Y
>>133
I was going through my old backup data and stumbled on the same two pictures you just postedwww
They were created on November 25th, 2002w

191 : 325 : 04/11/14 01:48:49 ID:PbvU4qvf
Bear with me, guys, I'm slow at typing.
Sorry.

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:50:05 ID:5n9sJ5n1
Let's look for Molester while waiting for Pork Cutlet, guysw

ttp://ranobe.com/up/updata/up11694.jpg

193 : 325 : 04/11/14 01:51:18 ID:PbvU4qvf
Once my phone was fully charged, I returned to my post in front of Alta.
I wandered around for quite some time looking for Molester Man, but couldn't find any group of people resembling Molester Man and co.... orz
That was when I happened to run into the fujoshi again.

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:51:20 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>192
Why is there such a big crowd? Can someone explain?

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:51:33 ID:dvcL4AwB
I was about to go to bed! ヽ(`Д´)ノ BAAWWW!!
Okay, I'll be patient and wait... Can't wait...

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:54:32 ID:RxAnWvkK

ttp://ranobe.com/up/updata/up11699.jpg

197 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:54:57 ID:dvcL4AwB
>192
Was that taken today (or yesterday, to be accurate)?
If yes, I might be in it somewhere...

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:56:51 ID:yu86F5f4
That's Tokyo for ya.

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:57:05 ID:QBe3zcU6
I found Molester!


ttp://ranobe.com/up/updata/up11701.jpg

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:58:18 ID:jitbO+VK
>195 A night without sleep won't kill you, dumbass.

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:59:12 ID:5Wndve+z
This thread makes me laugh plenty even without Molester aroundw

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 01:59:58 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>190
Pfffwwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwww

I'm surprised someone still has themwww

203 : 325 : 04/11/14 02:00:35 ID:PbvU4qvf
It turns out she was headed in the same direction, so we walked together while chatting about this and that.
Fujoshi: Have you already had lunch yet?
Me: No, but I was thinking of getting lunch... And you?
Fujoshi: Perfect timing!
Me: ?
Fujoshi: There's a store with pork cutlets on rice with hot green tea not far from here. I heard it's pretty good. Will you have lunch with me there?
Me: (Pork cutlets on rice with what...?) Oh, sure. Let's go.

204 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:02:45 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>203
So this is what they call a woman picking up a man... And it seems so easy too...

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:04:23 ID:/RZlTU7A
How did your first conversation with the fujoshi go, 325?
Please elaborate on it a bit morew

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:04:26 ID:80EwsEig
First Coffee Lounge, now Pork Cutlet... Is God telling me to die!?

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:05:14 ID:dvcL4AwB
>200
(PД`q)゚.
Eat shit!
(´・д・`)つ●
>203
Keep 'em coming!

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:05:19 ID:5Wndve+z
I bet both Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge have high specs.

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:05:24 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>200
Go suck on your mommy's tits, why don't you!

210 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:05:28 ID:yu86F5f4

ttp://ranobe.com/up/updata/up11704.jpg
What the heck am I doing here...

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:06:03 ID:vp4wvF1V
The god of fate is a cruel god.

It's always other people who get what I want...

Damn... DAMN... YOOOOOOUUU!

212 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:06:04 ID:jBE+642B
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213 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:07:31 ID:5n9sJ5n1
Btw, there was a bikini shot of Miss Undie in a magazine that came out this Friday.
It was so cute. (;´Д`)

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:14:40 ID:dvcL4AwB
>206>208
My specs aren't that high though. (´・д・`)
Pork Cutlet's seem high, yes.

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:14:57 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>212
That's from the "You are a coward." thread, isn't it?wwww

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:16:14 ID:5n9sJ5n1
Let me post some pics I took years ago since I don't have anything else to do right now.
Did you guys know that bears at the Noboribetsu Bear Park do cute poses like this to get food from the visitors?

ttp://ranobe.com/up/updata/up11708.jpg

ttp://ranobe.com/up/updata/up11709.jpg

217 : 325 : 04/11/14 02:17:08 ID:PbvU4qvf
So there we were eating yummy pork cutlets together.
It seems, Fujoshi didn't have anything to do for the day because the appointment she had got suddenly cancelled.
Fujoshi: Let this one be my treat since I dragged you here.
Me: I'm a man though. I couldn't let a woman treat me to lunchw
Fujoshi: Then... how about I pay for this and you pay me back later at a karaoke bar?w
Me: (I had the feeling she was just joking...) What's that about?w
Fujoshi: Ah, sorry... Did you have an appointment after this?
Me: No, not really...
Fujoshi: Ah, so you're broke... (She gave me a pitying look.)
Me: (I snapped.) Ah, fuck it. Alright. Let's go to a karaoke bar later.
Fujoshi: Thanksw

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:18:07 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>210
  。 。
  / / Pow!
( Д )

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      Bang!
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219 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:21:03 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>217
I feel like she's really good at laying bait.

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:22:47 ID:80EwsEig
Pork Cutlet's story and his writing style remind me of Ootsuki Kenji's novels.
And it pisses me off even more♪

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:24:03 ID:THlTUaHw
>>216
That is so moe. pant pant

222 : 325 : 04/11/14 02:32:29 ID:PbvU4qvf
Hitting it off with a stranger, and a fujoshi to boot, and having lunch with her already? I was, of course, nervous as fuckwwww
And even going to a karaoke bar afterwards, when I've only been to a karaoke bar twice in my life due to lack of friends...
I was trying to put together a list of songs I could pull off in my head on our way there.
This is where I broke off my pursuit of Molester Man.

However...

The two following hours I spent at the karaoke bar were frankly anything but pleasant. (p_q) sob sob
I barely knew the songs she picked...
She seriously picked only anime songs.
I might have enjoyed it a little if she'd put on a few famous Japanese songs, but anime songs? I don't know any anime songs.

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:35:43 ID:5n9sJ5n1
Anime songs might have been perfect for Molester.

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:36:36 ID:objNw9DJ
>>222
Nice, very nice.

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:38:39 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>222
I can't decide if I'm jealous or not.

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:38:47 ID:IHHeXGkk
Is it confirmed that OP's story is fake?
But no matter if it's fake or not, or if it's a good end or bad end, it'd be nice if he could at least provide closure in form of a final report.

Don't tell me it really was a badger game...

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:39:54 ID:80EwsEig
Pork Cutlet's story is starting to read like a coming-of-age romantic comedy novel!

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:40:56 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>222
Yep, that's a fujoshi for you.
Once, a fujoshi friend said "You must know some Pokemon songs, at least!" and forced me to sing them with her....
Honestly, I didn't know how to react because I've never even watched Pokemon.

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:45:21 ID:objNw9DJ
Where's the rest of >>222?

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:46:31 ID:awBoxb/j
Ahh, I can't just sit here and wait any longer.
I'm gonna head to Shinjuku now and look for OP.



231 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:47:57 ID:Qc2pSpsg
What the hell are we doing here... on a Sunday morning... at 3am...
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232 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:49:46 ID:QBe3zcU6
What we need now is a change of government!

233 : 325 : 04/11/14 02:52:13 ID:PbvU4qvf
After two hours of karaoke-ing, I thought I'd head home before it gets freezing cold (I ride a motorbike).
Me: Sorry, but I came here on a motorbike, so I better head home now.
Fujoshi: Ahh! A motorbike!? I wanna ride it, I wanna ride it!! Will you let me ride it?
Me: (She simply ignored what I said about heading homew) ...do you have a license?
Fujoshi: No, no! I mean riding on the back!!
Me: Are you serious?? It's going to get pretty cold and windy once it starts moving!!
Fujoshi: I'm gonna be alright! Just a little, okay!?
Me: I don't even have a helmet for youw
Fujoshi: I'll buy one!!
Me: (Oh shit, this girl is nuts!w) Are you serious?

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:55:03 ID:QBe3zcU6
>>233
Rate her face on a scale of 1 to 100.

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:56:05 ID:i+XJWUeS
She's pretty moe if you think of her as Pork Cutlet's spoiled energetic little sister.

236 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:57:07 ID:80EwsEig
Is it just me or is Pork Cutlet's story very manga-esque?

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:57:46 ID:5n9sJ5n1
I'm starving.

238 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:57:54 ID:objNw9DJ
>>233
Looks like her brain is every bit as rotten as the name fujoshi impliesw
But that's what's good about her.

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:58:23 ID:yu86F5f4
She's going to buy a helmet just for one ride on a bike?
Tokyo is amazing.

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:58:44 ID:dvcL4AwB
Things are starting to get interesting. Can't wait to read the rest.

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 02:59:29 ID:Qc2pSpsg
Lately, I've been starting to feel like girls that are off their rockers are kinda cute.
I guess I'm getting old.

242 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:00:05 ID:W+2jCU1k
It's the brain of a fujoshi that's manga-esque.
A few days ago, I saw a thread about porn targeted at fujoshi and it made me sick.


243 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:00:19 ID:80EwsEig
Coffee Lounge's last few posts made my maternal instincts kick in.

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:01:15 ID:/RZlTU7A
Why did no one tell me that all those things can happen to you if you leave your place and go to town!?
But who am I kidding. Nothing will change tomorrow anyway. I'll be at home taking an afternoon nap all day.

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:01:32 ID:W+2jCU1k
I wonder what kind of cosplay she does...

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:02:52 ID:QBe3zcU6

ttp://blog.livedoor.jp/higeoyaji/83731737-s.jpg

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:08:03 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>246
This made me laugh uncontrollably.

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:14:25 ID:objNw9DJ
So, when do we get to read the rest?

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:15:13 ID:dvcL4AwB
Hurry up~( ´O)η

250 : 325 : 04/11/14 03:18:22 ID:PbvU4qvf
Fujoshi: Then... let's ride to the beach while we're at it!
Me: Huh!? Why would you want to go to an even colder place!?www
Me: And what do you mean, "while we're at it"!?ww
Fujoshi: Ehh... Man + Woman + Motorbike equals riding to the beach! (Serious look on her face.)
Me: Fine, I'll take you to the beach! Odaiba beach, okay?
Fujoshi: Ehhhhh!!

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:22:34 ID:objNw9DJ
>>250
Too short~
I want more, more!

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:22:46 ID:80EwsEig
Pork Cutlet, tell me you're making this up! A motorbike, a woman, and a beach!? All that's left is sex and rock 'n' roll!

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:23:22 ID:dvcL4AwB
Wow... It's like out of a TV soap. Can't wait for more.


254 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:26:30 ID:hEXtgNAp
Alcohol, women, rock!!!!

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:29:51 ID:u1c8pfw6
Dany! Greg! Are you guys okay!?

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:30:25 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>254
Fuck yeah, Michael Monroe!

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:32:14 ID:YBdx3pWz
Whew. Just got home and caught up with the thread.
Anyways, I saw a group of 1 man and 4 women somewhere near the south exit of Shinjuku station at around 5pm.
I was driving my car though, so I could only catch a glimpse.

Did Molester Man say he's wearing a beige jacket today?
But it probably wasn't him anyway.

258 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:42:25 ID:4Ho5rIci
>>325 I think the thread would have exploded if you'd reported live todayw
Didn't you say you had your laptop with you? Man, that would have been perfect.

259 : 325 : 04/11/14 03:43:25 ID:PbvU4qvf
>>234

http://www.yuimediainc.com/av_images/ryoko_fukada_title.jpg
She looks like a 75% version of this.

>>245
I think she said something like "MariMite".

>>251
I was writing an e-mail.
Sorry.

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:45:15 ID:80EwsEig
By the way, when comes the part where you watch Dr. Koto's Clinic with her?

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:46:14 ID:OKuXMCCW
I'm so relieved~
She's not all that cute.

262 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:47:20 ID:dvcL4AwB
So she's normal looking?
Hurry up and post the rest... I can't wait to read the res... Zzz

263 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:49:36 ID:W+2jCU1k
I did a Google image search for "MariMite" and the only cosplay pic I got is this:

ttp://hk.dmz-plus.com/photo/wf2003s/115.jpg

264 : 325 : 04/11/14 03:51:02 ID:PbvU4qvf
Fujoshi: I wanna go to...
Me: Eh!? Sorry, where did you say you want to go to?
Fujoshi: .......Yokohama.
Me: Are you serious!? It's going to take us an hour to get there, you know!?
Fujoshi: ...is it too far? (She seemed close to tears for some reason.)
Me: ... (Oh man, guess there'll be no no next time if I don't take her to Yokohama now...)
Fujoshi: Sorry... (She looks like she wants to say something.)
Me: Ah, fuck it. Yokohama, huh? I'll take you there! Let's go to Yokohama!

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:53:56 ID:hn7DT+N7
So she looks like FUKADA KYOKO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:54:38 ID:i+XJWUeS
>>263
Lol.

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:57:34 ID:objNw9DJ
>>264
You're a man of action, I'll give you thatw

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 03:59:46 ID:YBdx3pWz
>>1 is still not back...
I wonder if he's having seicross right now.

269 : 325 : 04/11/14 04:04:51 ID:PbvU4qvf
What is going on in her head???
I honestly couldn't understand what she was thinking.
Although she seemed a bit crazy, I decided to spend some time with her since she has my type of face and body.

...or rather I should say I had this feeling I might be able to get somewhere with her.
So I made up my mind to hang out with her today until the bitter endw

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:05:49 ID:j5PKI47U
>>263
He's right. It's the only image you get if you google for "MariMite cosplay".

271 : 325 : 04/11/14 04:08:38 ID:PbvU4qvf
Pfffw I'm so sleepy.
Can I post the rest tomorrow?
Does anyone even want to read the rest?

272 : 325 : 04/11/14 04:12:30 ID:PbvU4qvf
>>246
Oh Godw

>>263
Is that what her "MariMite" is like?
She's so fucking weirdw

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:12:59 ID:80EwsEig
I wanna read the rest.

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:15:28 ID:hn7DT+N7
>>272
Hurry up and post the rest.

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:15:29 ID:nalbZan1
Come on, let us read the rest.

276 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:18:16 ID:awBoxb/j
>>263
Oh fuckw

Dude, you made me spit out my coffee.

277 : 325 : 04/11/14 04:21:04 ID:PbvU4qvf
I'll excuse myself for today.
I'm seriously too tired right now.
I'll come tomorrow at around 3pm to post the rest.
And where in the world is Molester Man!?

278 : 325 : 04/11/14 04:24:14 ID:PbvU4qvf
ノシ Good night.

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:24:56 ID:Blq2ZYdT
Molester Man is going to come back in the morning.

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:25:33 ID:4Ho5rIci
I refuse to accept such a sudden turn of events.

281 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 04:29:51 ID:q+PDhXfZ
Wherever he may be, he could have posted something from his cell phone...
What could have happened to him? (((( ;゚Д゚))) shake shake

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:31:15 ID:awBoxb/j
What if he's lying dead at the bottom of Tokyo Bay...?

I just hope it won't be a "I was just messing with you guys" end.

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:33:50 ID:jitbO+VK
Like I said, he's banging Kansai's or Loli Jugs' brains out.

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:35:13 ID:jnOCT7ue



       Policeman □   ■ Mother
       Policeman □   ■ Molester
       Policeman □   ■ Father




285 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:41:02 ID:NWgEC3RT
My guess is that he told them he lost his keys.
And they offered him a place to spend the night. No doubt about it.

286 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 04:42:55 ID:q+PDhXfZ
              │
              │
    Prison guard □ │ ■ Yakuza
    Prison guard □ │ ■ Molester
    Prison guard □ │ ■ Homosexual
              │
              │
            Iron bars

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 04:57:21 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>284
I lol'd.

288 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 05:38:14 ID:OKuXMCCW
I just downloaded gravure pics of Miss Undie off Share.
They were lewd as fuck.


289 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 05:55:32 ID:kZQbbTuV

     Public defender
         ■
                         │□ Glasses □ Crab
                         │□ Miss Undie
                         │□ Kansai
Judge □      ■ Molester      .│□ Yamaoka
                         │□ Loli Jugs
                         │■ Father
                         │■ Mother
       □□□□□
       Prosecutors


290 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 06:00:23 ID:oaylst80
Good morning, guys.
Still no report from Molester, huh...

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 06:27:17 ID:jnOCT7ue
     Public defender
         ■
                         │□ Glasses □ Crab
                         │□ Miss Undie
                         │□ Kansai
Judge □      ■ Crab        ..│□ Yamaoka
                         │□ Loli Jugs
                         │■ Father
                         │■ Mother
       □□□□□
.     Prosecutors Glasses

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 06:36:54 ID:kZQbbTuV
>>291
Where'd Molester go?

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 06:49:55 ID:Ickqo9AT
>>288
What's the password?

294 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:18:34 ID:OKuXMCCW
>>293
vi○○er

295 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 07:28:11 ID:eJcUIlHn
Guys, I'm back!!

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:29:06 ID:cMmUZNvX
>>295
He's here-


297 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 07:29:16 ID:eJcUIlHn
Yes, I made it back just in time for Pretty Cure, so please keep sleeping until it ends (at 9:00).

298 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:30:00 ID:cMmUZNvX
>>297
ノシ I'm going to bed now though.

Bet this thread will be dead when I wake up....

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:30:07 ID:5Wndve+z
No, you only have time until Kamen Rider Blade ends (at 8:30).

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:31:34 ID:OKuXMCCW
You seem fine.
I'm a bit disappointed.

301 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 07:31:44 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>299
Well, I normally wouldn't mind writing my report while watching Pretty Cure,
but my report this time isn't something I can write while watching something.

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:34:26 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>301
Please, hurry up... My sleepiness is at its MAX.

303 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 07:38:14 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>302
In that case, you should probably go to bed now because my report this time might take a long time...
Or would it be better to post it in the evening?
I'm extremely sleepy too...

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:42:08 ID:fguRcMT7
Before you get started, tell me one thing: Do you have good news or bad news?

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:43:31 ID:tfL6xNR+
Did you pull an all-nighter?
If I were to be honest, I want you to start writing a detailed report of the whole day as soon as possible.

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:47:29 ID:pmzyqvWQ
Molester is finally here──(゚∀゚)──!!
But now I'm on my cell phone and the tournament is about to start...

307 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 07:47:46 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>304
Morning to noon → I'm on cloud nine! Everything is great! I'm in such a good mood even Mr. John Muwete Muluaka would pale in comparison!!!
Evening → I crashed down to earth. I feel worse than hearing the daily horoscope from the Morning Show predict bad luck on the morning of an exam.
Midnight to late night → I slowly get back on my feet.


tl;dr Only bad things happened.

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:50:10 ID:pmzyqvWQ
>>307
I don't know what happened, but don't kill yourself.

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:51:29 ID:MOWvjEBi
>Midnight to late night → I slowly get back on my feet.
This part worries me. I have this feeling it's going to get really sad.

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:51:33 ID:vBHyYZiQ
Let me put my hands in your pants as a thanks!!

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:52:20 ID:vBHyYZiQ
Oops, wrong thread. Sorry, guysw

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:53:28 ID:OKuXMCCW
>>311
Unforgivable.

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:55:12 ID:7l6Zr5DN
I get to experience a report in real-time. (*´Д`) pant pant PANT PANT PANT PANT PAANT PAANT PAAANT PAAANT

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:55:15 ID:lQITH17N
Please write the report now.

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:56:39 ID:oaylst80
>Midnight to late night → I slowly get back on my feet.
Did Kansai comfort you?

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:57:42 ID:MOWvjEBi
Well, this is just a guess, but OP probably ran into a male buddy of either Kansai or one of the other girls,
and before he noticed, he had switched from the Miss Undie route to the homosexual route.

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 07:58:32 ID:pmzyqvWQ
>>315
With her body?

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:03:22 ID:IHHeXGkk
He's back-

I wonder what the bad news is...
Does she have a boyfriend? But that would have been still within expectations, huh...

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:06:36 ID:fguRcMT7
>>307
I'm sorry.

The moment I read that only bad things happened to you today, I felt strangely relieved.
Looks like I'm a horrible person who can't be genuinely happy for others...

Well, in any case, I guess we should read Molester's full report first before we make any judgments.

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:10:42 ID:oJmYLjev
Shouldn't we prepare for his report by already starting the next thread? We can save the templates for later.
I can't start a thread though, I'm on a cell phone right now. _| ̄|○

321 : Bear : 04/11/14 08:10:50 ID:aHgioHm1
>>319
Don't kill yourself.

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:28:31 ID:N4ET9DXV
Is he serious about not writing the report until Pretty Cure is over!?

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:30:34 ID:vBHyYZiQ
He probably fell asleep.

324 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 08:32:11 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>322
I'm afraid I might fall asleep after Pretty Cure though.

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:32:09 ID:SO0D1lq7
Futanari Pretty Cure!

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:33:33 ID:pmzyqvWQ
Totally unbelievable!

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:33:55 ID:tfL6xNR+
What? No! No! Write it! Write it now!

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:34:12 ID:N4ET9DXV
>>324
I don't mind if it's after Pretty Cure, but write your report.

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:34:56 ID:SO0D1lq7
What is going on with the posting times of >>324 and >>325?

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:35:30 ID:IHHeXGkk
OP――
while getting excited from watching the girl in black tights in a trance,
was reminded of that little girl's face upon seeing Nagisa's smile and――
――cried

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:35:49 ID:MOWvjEBi
What? Don't tell me you've never accidentally traveled back in time to a few seconds ago.



332 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:43:48 ID:hwHaLRVn
>>331 Happens to me all the time.
Sometimes, time even repeats itself.

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:45:04 ID:u1c8pfw6
Molester, what if you went to sleep now and woke up later and it was Saturday morning all over again?

334 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 08:50:26 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>333
That would be great. I'd love it.

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:50:55 ID:IHHeXGkk
This week's Pretty Cure is about love and wedding and stuff. Can you handle it, Molester?

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:51:55 ID:N4ET9DXV
Watching Pretty Cure makes me sleepy.

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:52:18 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>333
So he'll be forced to experience crashing down from cloud nine again and again, huh?

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:53:04 ID:IHHeXGkk
You'd want to go back in time? Does that mean it was something you did...?

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:57:10 ID:N4ET9DXV
Okay, Pretty Cure just ended.

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:58:51 ID:IHHeXGkk
Holy shit! A Pretty Cure artbook! DO WANT!

341 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 08:58:58 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>339
Oh, you ignorant fool... An anime episode isn't over until the sponsor message comes after the ED...

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 08:59:35 ID:N4ET9DXV
>>341
You son of a...

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:00:06 ID:pmzyqvWQ
We don't give a fuck!

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:00:18 ID:hwHaLRVn
>>341 If you had a girlfriend, would you quit being an anime otaku?

345 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:01:24 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>344
...depends on my girlfriend.

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:03:13 ID:MOWvjEBi
What the fuck? Molester is an anime otaku?


347 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:04:24 ID:qXoeBoEJ
I missed Pretty Cure. I wanna die.

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:04:52 ID:qXoeBoEJ
I missed Pretty Cure. I wanna die.

349 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:04:54 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>346
Whoa, whoa, you didn't even know that? Were you even reading my posts!?

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:06:18 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>349
Aren't you going to watch The Marshmallow Times?

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:06:35 ID:pmzyqvWQ
Only a few minutes left until the tournament start... Come on, Molester, post something.

352 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:07:25 ID:N4ET9DXV
Oh great, Zatch Bell has started!!!

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:07:39 ID:3NLj3xw+
Hurry up and post your report!

And make it as detailed as possible.

354 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:09:12 ID:eJcUIlHn
Let's see how far I can get before I lose consciousness...

Since we had agreed to meet at the station at 10am, I woke up at around 8am... or so I had planned, but when I looked at the clock, it was already 9am.
Usually, when I have to get up early, I set an alarm for that time on an alarm clock with a very loud ring,
then set an additional alarm on my cell phone for a few seconds before that time. It's a pretty nifty double alarm system.
But this time I took it a step further and set a third alarm on an alarm clock I normally don't use.
And still I woke up an hour late. I didn't even have time to post in my thread because of it.
Although I was worried it might be a bad omen, I couldn't help but feel excited. For the first time in months, I took a morning shower even though I had one yesterday evening already.
I even used a conditioner for the first time in about half a year. I was perfectly prepared (at least in my opinion).

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:09:53 ID:vBHyYZiQ
What!? They show Zatch Bell in this time slot in Tokyo!?
I don't care for Momoko, Natsumi, and Yoshiko!
Air Zatch Bell instead!!

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:11:04 ID:3NLj3xw+
Here we goー

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:12:25 ID:N4ET9DXV
OP's report is hereー

358 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:14:10 ID:eJcUIlHn
I arrived at the station at around 10:55, but they were all waiting for me already. Even though I was on time, it made me feel like I was late.
"You're late."
"No, I'm five minutes too early!!"
After a short exchange of greetings, Yamaoka was introduced to me.
Yamaoka has short black hair, is a bit smaller than me, and is pretty cute, though perhaps not as cute as Miss Understanding.
According to her introduction, this Butler Yamaoka seems to have started working at their restaurant only recently.

I was rather disappointed, no, relieved to see that she's not a guy. Uho!

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:16:49 ID:pmzyqvWQ
So Yamaoka's a woman too, huh? I swear this is becoming more like a dating sim with every post.

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:18:07 ID:MOWvjEBi
Do you have any idea how much we VIPPERs looked for you yesterday?

361 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:19:07 ID:eJcUIlHn
It takes about half an hour to get to Shinjuku by train. The train wasn't too packed, with empty seats here and there, but, of course, not enough for a group of five to sit together.
We kept offering the two free seats to each other because no one wanted to sit down while the others were standing.
After some discussion, we agreed to do rock-paper-scissors to decide which two get to sit.
That's when I instantly decided to showcase my skills as the runner-up of the Hatoya Kids' Rock-Paper-Scissors championship by curbstomping them all,
then to offer my seat to Miss Understanding with the line
"I don't mind standing. Please take a seat, Miss Understanding."
like a true gentleman.

Scissors! It can only be scissors!! This is it!! Roar!! Boomerang!!

I won! Directly in the first round!! Only two people used scissors, the rest picked paper!!
Let's see who else showed scissors... it's Miss Understanding. OTL

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:20:46 ID:dvcL4AwB
Morning. ( ´O)η
Why does Zatch Bell have to be on when OP is here!? ヽ(`Д´)ノ BAAWWW!!

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:21:19 ID:lQITH17N
You should have offered your seat to Kansai then.

364 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:22:26 ID:eJcUIlHn
I was crestfallen with my plan failing right off the bat. But I wasn't going to give up. Molester is a big boy.
Besides, I had just won the right to sit next to Miss Understanding. When you think about it like that, everything went better than expected!

So, there we were sitting next to each other, but Miss Understanding kept talking to Yamaoka all the time.
It seemed like Butler and Miss Understanding get along particularly well.
On the other side, Kansai and Loli Jugs were having a chat.
I was alone.

I felt bad hogging a seat with three girls standing around me, so I offered my seat to Yamaoka when the train stopped at the next station.
I think I said something like "No, I just feel a bit sick... I'll stand next to the window and look into the distance.".
So lame.

365 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:23:39 ID:IHHeXGkk
Isn't it custom to offer your seat to someone else in a situation like that?

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:25:06 ID:dvcL4AwB
I pray that OP's sleepiness may fade... and he may post his report to the end. (´人`)


367 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:26:26 ID:nl23zOXI
And suddenly there's unrest in the air...

368 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:27:25 ID:eJcUIlHn
Sitting in the train together and listening to the girls talk was, well, fun. They talked about their experiences with train molesters (not me),
Butler let me in on her little secret, namely that she normally wears glasses, but switches to contacts whenever she goes on a trip etc.
In any case, there's no way an event like this, which could be straight out of a dating sim, isn't fun.

Then we arrived in Shinjuku. I might have been in Shinjuku a few times when I was small, but I don't know this part of town at all.
One thing I noticed in the train was that the encounter rate with fashionable youngsters increases the closer you get to Shinjuku.
Among them were people wearing clothes that looked, if I were to be honest, incredibly strange to me,
and I was kinda looking down on them, thinking to myself "Guess if you take it too far, it's not fashionable anymore, it's just weird...",
but once I was actually standing in Shinjuku, almost everyone around me was dressed like that.
Suddenly I was the one with the embarrassing clothes.

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:27:28 ID:e+ZXgFKu
Looks like I woke up at a perfect time.
GJ, me.

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:27:30 ID:qXoeBoEJ
Hakama girls are so moe.

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:27:45 ID:aWPlGcs2
OP is the man. Never fails to deliver.

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:29:17 ID:e+ZXgFKu
I thought you knew Shinjuku because you never asked any questions about itw

373 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:30:01 ID:eJcUIlHn
First of all, I asked the girls about their rough plan for the day.
They, however, didn't have any plans besides dropping by a couple of special clothes shops they like to visit (they called them specialty boutiques).
Not a single word about buying self-defense products even though I suggested it on the phone.
But I decided not to bring it up because I didn't want to spoil the fun mood.
I figured I'd just buy them for her the next time I'm in Akiba.

And so, we departed on our shopping-for-clothes tour.

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:31:34 ID:amlJu5XO
>>1 inserts way too much useless information into his reports. They'd be a lot smoother if he left out all those unnecessary thoughts and impressions of his.

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:31:47 ID:dvcL4AwB
Ignored as alwaysw
Now that I've watched the Legendz OP, I'm ready to have breakfast.

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:32:38 ID:MOWvjEBi
Hey, Molester, did you record this week's Gundam?
Yesterday's "Athrun Zala, Justice, launching!" was feels-inducing, wasn't it?

377 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:33:30 ID:eJcUIlHn
I kept tagging along after a group of four women as if it was the most natural thing in the world.
If I'd taken out a Boston bag and lined up directly after one of them, I bet I'd have looked just like Tashiro.
Just imagine I'd had a digital camera or any kind of storage media with me, I bet I'd have gotten questioned on the spot.

Then, after walking for a while, we came to a street full of clothes shops. Clothes here, clothes there, and clothes everywhere.
It was amazing. Jusco and co. are nothing compared to it. I was floored. I felt like I'd gotten three strikes and a dead ball at once.
In any case, I was totally floored.

And just as we had predicted, the girls soon got completely absorbed in all the clothes. I was left alone. Lonely.

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:35:15 ID:3NLj3xw+
>>374
You don't get it, do you? It's a lot more fun getting the story bit by bit with every post.

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:35:45 ID:tfL6xNR+
I wonder what kind of clothes they sell in "specialty boutiques".
It'd be helpful if you remember the names of the stores or the brands they had.

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:35:46 ID:amlJu5XO
>>377
No one cares about your thoughts on irrelevant things. The only relevant lines are 1, 4, and 7.

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:37:16 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>380
Look, OP isn't writing a letter to you.
Try to be more open-minded.

382 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:37:38 ID:nl23zOXI
You dumbass.
What's fun about a dry, factual report?
Molester's reports are just fine as they are.

383 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:37:39 ID:eJcUIlHn
Every now and then, they'd come talk to me as if they'd suddenly remembered my existence,
only to leave me alone again a little while later to return to their clothes.
Left with nothing to do, I started looking around for clothes too.
Yesterday, I was worried about what I'd do if a shop assistant came to me,
but with so many people around, it was unlikely that they'd pick me.
Shop assistants obviously prefer fashionable guys wearing fashionable clothes, and guys who look like they have a lot of money to spend.
It's utterly pointless to come talk to me. Especially, when there are so many people to choose from.
And yet, there was one shop assistant who came to talk to me despite all that.

384 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:40:17 ID:eJcUIlHn
A deep voice called out to me from behind:
"Nike! Adidas! It's cheap! Very cheap!"

Hey, Bob Sapp. You lost a lot of weight, didn't you?

Well, it wasn't Bob Sapp but just some random black person. I wonder why people of other races tend to look alike to you.
But it wasn't the time to think about things like that because Sapp had a tight grip on my sleeve and wouldn't let go.
No doubt that he would have sent me flying with a sleeve-lifting pulling hip throw without mercy if I had tried to run away.
And if I'd given in, I bet he'd have made me buy some weird Sukajan for tens of thousands of yen.

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:41:40 ID:MOWvjEBi
Let's get this party started!!

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:42:08 ID:IHHeXGkk
I like OP's distinctive narrative style though.

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:42:47 ID:u1c8pfw6
Where in Shinjuku did that happen...? Sounds a lot like Takeshita Street to me.

388 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:43:25 ID:eJcUIlHn
"No, I'm fine, thank you. No, I'm really fine, thank you."
"I have to go, my friends are waiting. They're waiting for me..."
I kept bowing and begging until he finally let go of me.
I barely got away with my life.
But when I looked up, Kansai and the three other girls were looking at me, grinning from ear to ear.
Actually, Kansai was laughing her ass off.
"If you saw me, why didn't you help me out...?"
"Cuz... you... were so scared... you looked so funny there... Aww my sides... BUAHAHAHAHAHA"

It must have been hilarious because she was laughing so hard she couldn't even talk properly, which caused the others to laugh too.
So damn embarrassing. I needed to change the mood somehow.

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:44:13 ID:IHHeXGkk
Don't change it! It's a perfectly fine mood!

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:45:03 ID:HOd55trl
Oh, seems like I woke up at a great time.

391 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:47:04 ID:eJcUIlHn
I had somehow pulled through, but Kansai seemed to recall it every few minutes and laughed again and again.
I was sure the others were tired of it already... but no, they even joined in on it and I got laughed at by everyone a few more times.
Guess I must have looked that funny.

Even so, it served as an opportunity to join their conversations.
Even if you don't know any fashion lingo, with the following three phrases in your repertoire,
"Hmm... I think it looks good on you.", "It's a bit too flashy, isn't it?", and "Isn't it a little too plain?"
you should be fine in most cases.
We didn't only talk about clothes, we talked about all kinds of stuff.

At this point, I was starting to genuinely enjoy myself.

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:47:25 ID:0nZjNxmK
After going to bed yesterday afternoon and sleeping through till morning, I have finally managed to get up and catch up with the thread...
The first thing I do in the morning is browse 2ch... I guess I'm beyond saving.

393 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:47:31 ID:hwHaLRVn
I like how the story is like out of a dating sim. It's super interesting.

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:47:44 ID:dvcL4AwB
I was afk eating Chinese fried rice.
Eh, a store in Shinjuku run by black people...? Was there one?
Maybe in Kabukicho?

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:51:05 ID:nl23zOXI
That black man is actually a VIPPER.

396 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:51:38 ID:aHgioHm1
>>394
It's an open-air bath.

397 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:51:44 ID:eJcUIlHn
Feeling more confident, I looked around a little, but the more I looked the more I got embarrassed about my own clothes.
But hey, isn't it normal for someone, who came to Shinjuku for a makeover, to look lame...? But enough with the excuses.
That's when the advice I got in the thread, "Ask the girls to pick out clothes for you.", crossed my mind, so I said, spontaneously,
"Ahh... If you look carefully, my clothes kinda stand out here, don't they?"
"You don't need to look carefully to see that your clothes are lame."

I knew it. This girl lacks something called tact.

"Just so you know, I came all dressed up..."
"Ahh, yeah, you did say so in your e-mail. But frankly, when I saw you, I felt like asking, 'That's it?'."
"What the heck! If you're such an expert, pick out some clothes for me!!"

Alright! Though a bit different than I'd imagined, I think I nailed it.

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:53:19 ID:dvcL4AwB
>395-396
I see, so it was a VIPPER who opened an open-air bath in Shinjuku to pick up guys like OP... (´・д・`)

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:53:23 ID:lQITH17N
Ehh~ What a pain in the ass..........................................(in a somewhat small voice)

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:53:43 ID:Blq2ZYdT
I was about to go to bed, but...



Fuck that. No way I can go to bed now.

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:54:35 ID:0nZjNxmK
OP did the best he could with what he had though, with Shimamura, Jeans Mate etc... つД`)

402 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:55:16 ID:eJcUIlHn
After that, they all looked for clothes for me, while doing their own shopping.
"Looks like size M is a bit too big for you, Mr. Molester..."
"Ah! This is cute!! ...you look like a girl in it. Why don't you try on some girls' clothes?w"
"How about this one? You should try it on!"

Clothes make the Molester Man.
No pun intended. Well, alright, it was intended.

I was on cloud nine at this point. I was so happy I wouldn't have minded dying right then and there.

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:57:18 ID:KqjJGYhy
   人
  ⊂⌒~⊃。Д。)⊃ 

404 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 09:58:16 ID:eJcUIlHn
By the way, women buy a lot when they go shopping.
They just keep buying and buying. And I carried their heavy bags, obviously. Like a real man should.

Soon, it was noon, and we decided it was time for lunch.

"Where do we have lunch?"
"We could go to that place."
Several famous(?) restaurants I'd never heard about were suggested,
but we came to the conclusion that it'd take hours to get a table at those places on a Saturday without reservation.
"How about beef bowl?"
"......" "......" "......" "......"

OHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTT

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:58:27 ID:u1c8pfw6
I'm so jelly.

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:58:28 ID:4Fd6u6ql
Whoa, wait, are you going to go over all the random conversations that don't matter?
With that pace, you won't be finished even after 50 more posts like that.
I'm out of here.

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 09:58:55 ID:tfL6xNR+
>>406
ノシ
I'll stay, I'm having a great time.

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:00:05 ID:MOWvjEBi
He suggested beef bowlww

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:00:23 ID:u1c8pfw6
OP's a genius.

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:00:36 ID:IHHeXGkk
What a moronw

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:01:19 ID:dvcL4AwB
(´-`).。oO( The thought of looking for them in beef bowl stores didn't even cross my mind... How can you be so tactless to suggest beef bowl there?w )

412 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 10:01:39 ID:eJcUIlHn
"Eh? No? How about a ramen place then? We just passed one."
"Come on, think about it for a second. You're about to have lunch with girls, you know? Ramen is out of the question."
"Is it common sense?"
"It's common sense."

I had no idea. I do remember reading that girls don't like eating ramen in front of their boyfriends,
but I didn't know it applied to beef bowls too...

In the end, we decided to have lunch in a family restaurant.
I suggested having lunch at the family restaurant the girls work at (it's a different one), but they rejected it with the reason
"No, we have lunch there almost everyday. We want to eat somewhere else.".

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:03:07 ID:MOWvjEBi
If you'd been alone with Kansai, she might have been okay with beef bowl.

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:03:31 ID:tfL6xNR+
It's typical for men not to do research on stuff like this beforehand.

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:04:30 ID:e+ZXgFKu
Why is it always a family restaurant...?
Isn't it like really hard to find a family restaurant in Shinjuku?w

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:04:43 ID:0nZjNxmK
>>414
× typical for men
○ typical for Molester

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:06:00 ID:dvcL4AwB
>415
Yeah, it's kinda hard with only two family restaurants in the whole of Shinjuku.


418 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:06:47 ID:kpoqE6dR
The more I read his report, the more I feel like they're somewhere in Shibuya or Harajuku instead of Shinjuku. Is it just me?

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:07:59 ID:u1c8pfw6
>>418
Me too, actually.

420 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 10:08:38 ID:eJcUIlHn
We made our orders, but the restaurant was pretty packed and it seemed like we'd have to wait a while.
So, while waiting for our orders to arrive, the girls showed each other the clothes they'd bought.
I suppose girls love this kind of thing.
"Ah, you bought that?" "That's sooo cute."
"I'll go try this on!!"
The last one is what Loli Jugs said before she left her seat. She should quit acting like this with me(♂) around. It makes me frisky.

Then the topic turned to my fashion taste.
"So that's what you call dressing up?"
"Eh? Is it really that bad?"
"It's not exactly bad, but..."
"Then it's fine, isn't it?"
"It's not what I'd call fashionable either. I'll pick some good clothes for you, so you better be grateful."
"I am grateful."
"Really?"
"Yes, really."
"Treat me to something then!"
"Ah, good idea!!"
"Yeah, right?"

Loli Jugs immediately seconded Kansai's insolent demand, while Butler and Miss Understanding were just smiling approvingly. Can't say no in a situation like this.
"Alright. This one is my treat!!"

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:09:02 ID:QWjGuEGq
This is about as delusional as Train Man.
It's just the delusions of another virgin.


So fucking lame.

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:09:30 ID:dvcL4AwB
>418
Same here.
Guess it's because he hasn't mentioned any specific names of stores and stuff.

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:09:55 ID:QWjGuEGq
Only creepy otaku would find this shit interesting.

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:09:56 ID:0nZjNxmK
He's just a money tree for them, isn't he...?

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:11:25 ID:IHHeXGkk
Hang in there, Mr. Wallet!

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:11:44 ID:nl23zOXI
This is so interesting! So interesting!

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:12:36 ID:HOd55trl
っ[ID:QWjGuEGq]

428 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 10:12:50 ID:eJcUIlHn
Before soon, we were done eating and eventually done chatting.
Wondering how much a lunch for five people costs, I checked the contents of the leather wallet I still haven't gotten used to using yet.
The wallet made me wonder, "Which reminds me, do I still have my keys...?", so I searched my pockets for my keys, but...

Nope.

My blood ran cold. Without the others noticing, I quickly felt every pocket of my clothes like Fwip! Fwip! Fwip! , but nope.
I must have dropped them. At first, I thought I messed up big time and panicked, but when I thought about it calmly,
I realized it wasn't anything worth panicking about.
And then I posted about it in my thread when the girls had gone to the toilet together.

But who would have thought that losing my keys would have such great consequences later on...

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:13:00 ID:0nZjNxmK
>>427
Stop it.

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:13:07 ID:u1c8pfw6
I love how he spills spaghetti all over the place every time.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:13:20 ID:dvcL4AwB
This thread is 9th in the "threads about love" ranking...


432 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:13:57 ID:IHHeXGkk
B-Blueballing us again...

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:14:19 ID:0nZjNxmK
>>428
I knew losing the keys was going to be the key point.
No pun intended. Well, alright, it was intended.

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:15:01 ID:vZt7ygWt
>>428
Yeah, it really turned out to be the key point.

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:15:27 ID:nalbZan1
>>433
>>434
( ´д)whisper(´д`)whisper(д` )

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:15:27 ID:0nZjNxmK
And two hours later, OP made THAT post.

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:15:29 ID:gjRP+CHZ
>>1
I like how OP simply complied and treated them to lunchw

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:17:01 ID:HOd55trl
This thread reminds me of those TV shows that keep showing the same scenes again and again after the commercials.
They make me want to record them on tape and watch them in fast forward.
Wish I could do the same with this thread.


439 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:17:02 ID:aHgioHm1
>>ID:QWjGuEGq


http://c.pic.to/3c0bv

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:17:15 ID:IHHeXGkk
Let me guess. You spent the night at her place. Right? And you had seicross with her. Am I right or what? Answer me!

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:17:55 ID:e+ZXgFKu
You didn't mention anything to them about losing your keys until it was too late.
Is that why they got upset at you?



442 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 10:18:02 ID:eJcUIlHn
I didn't see any need to spoil the day for everyone by telling them that I'd just lost my keys, so I kept it to myself.
It'd have been a problem if I had lost them in my neighborhood, but losing them in a far away place like Shinjuku shouldn't matter.
To make use of the keys, someone would have had to see me drop them and stalk me all the way back to my place.
No one has that much spare time in this time and age.

After we had filled our stomachs, we went back to shopping.

This time, we spent most of the time in a department store. We also split into two groups a few times.
Sometimes, I went alone to the men's clothes section, or checked out the daily goods department together with Butler.
At this point, I was having so much fun I couldn't help myself.

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:19:17 ID:u1c8pfw6
I fucking knew it.

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:19:47 ID:0nZjNxmK
>>442
I'm sure you'll find out later on that several heroes read about the keys you lost and went through a great deal of trouble to find them. They might be hiding in your apartment right now, for all you know.

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:19:49 ID:HOd55trl
>>442
If what OP wrote in the e-mail field is true, the VIPPERs, who were looking for you all over Shinjuku yesterday, were just wasting their time...

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:20:06 ID:dvcL4AwB
All my efforts yesterday... (PД`q)゚.

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:20:15 ID:jzBqxnfR

WELL, THIS IS TOTALLY


448 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:20:52 ID:MOWvjEBi

   UNBELIEVABLE

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:21:12 ID:0nZjNxmK
>>445
Σ( ̄□ ̄;)

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:21:12 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>445
To be fair, two of them hit the jackpot yesterdayw None of it would have happened if OP had said the truth.

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:21:14 ID:aHgioHm1
>>442
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:22:01 ID:u1c8pfw6
>>446
What do YOU have to cry about!?

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:22:39 ID:vZt7ygWt
 *     +    巛 ヽ
            〒 !   +    。     +    。     *     。
      +    。  |  |
   *     +   / /   Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
       ∧_∧ / /
      (´∀` / / +    。     +    。   *     。
      ,-     f
      / ュヘ    | *     +    。     +   。 +        
     〈_} )   |                               VIP QUALITY!!
        /    ! +    。     +    +     *         http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/
       ./  ,ヘ  |
 bang ||| j  / |  | |||
――――――――――――

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:24:14 ID:jzBqxnfR

WELL, THIS IS TOTALLY

NOT GOING TO SELL LIKE TRAIN MAN.

He doesn't have any literary skills and his posts are hard to read.
It's full of contradictions and is lame even for a fiction.


455 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:24:15 ID:dvcL4AwB
>>452
It was quite cold out yesterday and... it's just mean... to deceive people like that. (´;ω;`)

456 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:24:59 ID:kpoqE6dR
Wait, then the family restaurant you had lunch at wasn't a Denny's, was it!?


457 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 10:25:39 ID:eJcUIlHn
We visited all kinds of shops, and kept buying clothes that are good but cheap, or so the girls said.
In the end, I had bought three pieces of clothes, one pair of jeans and two outer garments, in one day.
I had left home with five Yukichi's this morning, but boy, was I naive.
All five of them were gone already.

Then came the fated hour... or something like that.
When we were all checking out dinnerware, Kansai suddenly said,
"Hey, I'm going to the sundries section.".
Written down like this, it probably doesn't convey how abrupt it was and how pushy it sounded.
"Ehh? Let's go together after this!!"
"But I'm not interested in dinnerware."
At the same time, Kansai is poking me in the side and stepping on my foot without the others seeing it.
"You come too."
is what she seemed to be trying to tell me.

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:26:21 ID:dvcL4AwB
>456
That's it!
So that's why they were able to find a family restaurant that easily...

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:26:46 ID:u1c8pfw6
Denny's isn't the only family restaurant chain in Shinjuku though. There's also Saizeriya.

460 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 10:27:13 ID:eJcUIlHn
Sorry, guys, I'm pretty much at my limit... Can I go to sleep now?
I'm so sleepy I don't think I can recall much of what happened anyway.

461 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:27:22 ID:IHHeXGkk
>>455
( ´・ω・`)_且~~ Want a nice hot cup of tea?

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:27:40 ID:Es0ajWnB
No.

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:28:00 ID:EprDwL56
Don't go to sleep.


464 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:28:15 ID:0nZjNxmK
Ah, OP was afraid we might find him, so he told us the right time but the wrong place, huh?
Okay, I got it now.

465 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:28:18 ID:IHHeXGkk
Well, it's understandable. You can't go shopping in peace with a bunch of VIPPERs stalking you.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:28:57 ID:0nZjNxmK
>>460
Dude, it's not fair to go to sleep now.

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:29:20 ID:IHHeXGkk
At least, continue until you get to a point where some interesting event, fake or not, is just about to happen, before you go to sleep.

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:29:25 ID:W+2jCU1k
Whoa, whoa, you're gonna leave us hanging at the most interesting part? _| ̄|○

469 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 10:29:53 ID:eJcUIlHn
Sorry, guys, I'm exhausted... A lot has happened today... Let me get a few hours sleep...
I promise I'll post the rest sometime around 6pm.

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:30:16 ID:amlJu5XO
This is why I told you to skip the unnecessary stuff.

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:30:17 ID:dvcL4AwB
>461
(´;ノ○;`) Thanks... gulp gulp

OP... How can you go to sleep after deceiving us like that! ヽ(`Д´)ノ BAAWWW!!

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:30:51 ID:40639fFO
No!

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:31:06 ID:0nZjNxmK
>>304
Morning to noon → I'm on cloud nine!
Evening → I crashed down to earth.  ← Don't go to sleep until you've finished this part!
Midnight to late night → I slowly get back on my feet.


474 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:31:27 ID:kpoqE6dR
A group of four high-quality waitresses doesn't want to have lunch at the family restaurant they work at → I bet they work at Saizeriya.
Which is why they had lunch at Denny's.

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:31:58 ID:7v90Zo6V
You've made us wait all this time!
How can you go to sleep now!?

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:32:08 ID:0nZjNxmK
Ah!! He really went to sleep! Σ( ̄□ ̄;)

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:32:37 ID:u1c8pfw6
>>474
You're smart.

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:32:45 ID:amlJu5XO
     THE END

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:32:53 ID:EprDwL56
Do you have any idea how long we waited for you!?
Think of it as your punishment and write to the end!

He's already gone to sleep, hasn't he...

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:33:16 ID:dvcL4AwB
(´-`).。oO( If OP goes to sleep now, we'll know that his looks aren't the reason he's not popular among girls. )

481 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 10:34:25 ID:eJcUIlHn
I'm sorry, guys, I'm really sorry.
I bet you'll say "If you're sorry, keep writing!!", but I've already made you guys put up with me so long,
I don't want to deliver some half-assed report now. As an otaku, as a 2channer, and as a VIPPER.

I want to give you guys a report that literally screams

VIP QUALITY!

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:34:49 ID:0nZjNxmK
Okay then, let's take turns in bumping the thread and spend the day taking care of whatever we've been neglecting.
I already wasted half of my precious Saturday yesterday,
I can't hang around on 2ch all day on Sunday too.

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:36:22 ID:MOWvjEBi
Point taken.
I'll be working my part-time job this evening though.

484 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:36:43 ID:dvcL4AwB
Someone please post something interesting in OP's stead...

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:38:07 ID:dvcL4AwB
Guess I'll spend a fun Sunday e-mailing back and forth with my lady. (´・д・`)

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:38:27 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>481
I don't care if the QUALITY drops, just write to the end.
I stayed up till 4am waiting for you, you know?w

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:42:52 ID:3NLj3xw+
Well, let's just wait patiently for Molester to come back.
This is the first time I see him writing such serious posts.
Something incredible must have happened to him.

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:44:00 ID:6iulhPZl

ttp://www.tk3.speed.co.jp/gewa/mi-ke/save0000.jpg
Just felt like posting it.

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:44:54 ID:u1c8pfw6
>>488
Didn't some mentally ill woman draw that?

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:46:44 ID:0nZjNxmK
>>488
Is that... supposed to be a look-alike picture for Butler...?

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:49:29 ID:IHHeXGkk
No, it's supposed to express how he feels about OP leaving us hanging like that.

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:50:57 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>488
I saw that picture when I was about to go to bed yesterday.
I was afraid I wouldn't be able to fall asleep after that, so I had to look at bikini shots of Kawamura Yukie for a while before I went to bed.

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:55:55 ID:kpoqE6dR
Well, I think I pretty much figured out Kansai's character. And I must say, I just can't see a Kansai happy end happening.
Also, I'm sure Kansai loves Bump of Chicken, so do some research on them and bring them up the next time you talk to her.

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:57:34 ID:e+ZXgFKu
Wow, I had no idea the summary site gets updated so frequently.
Crabs to the site owner!

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 10:57:40 ID:0nZjNxmK
After reading >>491-492,
I wonder if that creepy picture is what >>484 had in mind when he said he wanted someone to post something interested.

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 11:53:47 ID:TzR8wS5a
Miss Undie: "Mr. Molester, did you lose your keys?"
Molester: "How do you know?"
Miss Undie shows her cell phone to Molester.
On the display is......... this thread.

It would be a tragedy.

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 12:24:11 ID:Yd+Ic4Sh
>Butler let me in on her little secret, namely that she normally wears glasses, but switches to contacts whenever she goes on a trip etc.

So she's a glasses girl just as I'd predicted. It's just like in my eroge.

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 12:24:17 ID:jyw7onDb
So lame.

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 12:28:00 ID:41uJDSiS
I just got up andーーーーー
YOU WERE IN HARAJUKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
Sigh... orz

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 12:29:52 ID:IHHeXGkk
Don't take it to heart.

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 12:34:48 ID:41uJDSiS
It's because OP lied to us that he crashed down to earth from cloud nine!! It's karma!!
Yeah, I know, I'm just being a sore loser. (´д`)
Well, I probably would have done the same if I'd been in Molester's shoes anyway.
Guess I'll just spend the day cleaning up my room today.

502 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 12:42:51 ID:RmNN/luO
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 12:56:53 ID:SywjTN3T
What's with this unrealistic piece of shit Molester is producing?
It's like the script of a shitty eroge.

504 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 12:59:03 ID:UZqxCW4F
Save your questions and doubts for later when he's finished with the report!
                                               Okay!

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 12:59:22 ID:KPSyq+0L
Finally finished reading everything I missed last night.
Good work, everyone.

OP will be back at 6pm, huh...

By that time, I'll have returned to work and won't be able to read it......

Wish he'd come back at 3pm or so instead...


506 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:00:07 ID:80EwsEig
Where are Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge when you need them? Pork Cutlet! We're still waiting for you to post the rest of your report!

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:00:42 ID:Q9wzYF/+
Hey, I wanna know what happened after OP and Kansai fucked in the sundries section!

508 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:01:42 ID:SywjTN3T
>Molester Man gets mistaken for a molester by Miss Understanding and they go to the police station together with Glasses who just happened to be passing by.
>After that, Molester Man and Miss Understanding go to a coffee lounge where Molester Man explains himself and manages to clear her suspicion of him. They proceed to have lunch together and then go home.

The second line is already fishy as fuck.

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:01:43 ID:e+ZXgFKu
Say, Pork Cutlet, did you go to Yokohama or not?
When do we get to read the rest!!?

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:04:19 ID:EprDwL56
I just saw a post in a different board that was supposed to go into this thread and it cracked me up big time.

511 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:08:21 ID:59X4tN6s
Don't molesters get held in custody until they plead guilty? You know, because the police is afraid they could get rid of evidence or harm the victim if they let them go.
Even Kazuhide Uekusa said he only admitted his guilt because he was told "Plead guilty and we'll let you go.".

512 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 13:10:50 ID:RmNN/luO
Play this game if you want to kill time.

Crimson Room
ttp://zisyo.tym.jp/fiash/room.swf

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:20:28 ID:KPSyq+0L
>>512
Looks interesting...
Let's see if I can beat it. I should be working thoughw


514 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:21:33 ID:ij4gDkuV
I'm stuck. sob sob

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:22:42 ID:41uJDSiS
I'm stuck too.

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:23:52 ID:WAFJXM2V
I got stuck too. sob sob

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:24:04 ID:ij4gDkuV
I found 9 items, but I still can't leave the room.
And I looked everywhere YO!

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:25:02 ID:ij4gDkuV
Wait, found another one!

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:26:54 ID:KPSyq+0L
I got 10 items now.
Still stuck.

sob sob

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:27:40 ID:ij4gDkuV
Same here. I'm disappointed.

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:28:48 ID:Q9wzYF/+
I bet there's something at the ceiling, but I can't check it out. ('A`)

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:29:56 ID:41uJDSiS
I found 11 items.

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:30:56 ID:Q9wzYF/+
Found some odd stick between the bed frame and the bed.

Also, a ring fell out when I kept opening and closing the curtain.

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:32:31 ID:UZqxCW4F
I think I did it!

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:32:51 ID:KPSyq+0L
>>523
Didn't know you had to open and close the curtain multiple times...

A stick between the bed frame and the bed?
You don't mean the battery, do you?

526 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:32:57 ID:UZqxCW4F
Nope, I'm stuck again. 'A`)

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:33:22 ID:EIBe/Mwp
>Found some odd stick between the bed frame and the bed.

Is it a vibrator?

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:33:55 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>527
No, you fit it onto the top of the box. I managed to open the box and watch the film, but I don't know what to do next...

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:36:15 ID:KPSyq+0L
I think I have everything now except for that stick...
There was a battery between the wall and the bed, but I can't find anything else.

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:36:22 ID:vZt7ygWt
Where is the battery?

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:36:38 ID:EIBe/Mwp
>>528
I beat this game once, and let me tell you, the last part is quite tricky.

532 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:36:42 ID:41uJDSiS
OH FUUUUUUUCK
I accidentally refreshed the page. Now I have to do it all over againw

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:37:43 ID:KPSyq+0L
>>530
It's between the bed and the wall.


534 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:39:57 ID:UZqxCW4F
I think I know where I have to look but can't find it...

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:42:53 ID:KPSyq+0L
I give up. I'm still stuck at 11 items.

sob sob

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:43:54 ID:hEXtgNAp
I placed the rings onto the top of the box. What do I do now?

537 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:45:57 ID:SywjTN3T
Place a stick and two rings onto it, and the lid should open.
Put the battery and the cassette tape inside.
That's how far I got.

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:45:58 ID:UZqxCW4F
>>536
If you have a stick, stick it onto it too.

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:46:18 ID:1oBLwyhi
Sometimes I forget what NEET stands for and then I see you guys.

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:46:44 ID:UZqxCW4F
What's the code for the safe?

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:47:08 ID:B0fILoUr
I managed to watch the film, but don't know what the next move is.

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:47:57 ID:ij4gDkuV
>>539
I admit I laughed.

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:48:43 ID:hEXtgNAp
Does the URL mean anything?

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:49:14 ID:UZqxCW4F
I tried the URL, but the page doesn't load.

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:49:32 ID:41uJDSiS
Code? What code?

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:50:55 ID:hEXtgNAp
>>541
Click on the shuriken!!
..........don't know about the rest.

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:53:01 ID:aWPlGcs2
I beat that game a long time ago too. I'm afraid it's impossible to beat it if the URL doesn't work.
Normally, you'd go to the URL → Get the code from there and use it where the shuriken is...
Give it up, guys.

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:54:07 ID:EIBe/Mwp
ノ ttp://thepinkroom.iscool.net/

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:54:09 ID:KPSyq+0L
Yes, I finally found the stick.
Let's see what's inside the box.

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:54:53 ID:UZqxCW4F
>>547
Seriously...? I was hoping the URL isn't important...

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:55:20 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>547
Gotcha.

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:55:43 ID:hEXtgNAp
>>547
You don't remember the code, do you?

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:55:59 ID:ij4gDkuV
SHOCK.

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:56:32 ID:UZqxCW4F
Maybe Google knows.

555 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:56:58 ID:KPSyq+0L
The person in the film is dancing the "Yassai Mossai" dance.

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 13:57:42 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>552
I'm a VIPPER, you know? Do you really think I remember it?
If you want to beat it so bad, ask the FLASH board for the code.
I checked the official homepage for the official version, but looks like it's gone too.



557 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:00:14 ID:41uJDSiS
Nothing happens when I click on the shuriken...

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:00:35 ID:1oBLwyhi
I can't take it anymore.

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:01:50 ID:hEXtgNAp
I managed to open the safe~~~
There was a screwdriver insideー

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:02:02 ID:UZqxCW4F
I opened the safe!!

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:02:55 ID:UZqxCW4F
I got out of the room!

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:03:14 ID:hEXtgNAp
YESSS!

I beat itーー

Am I the first????

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:05:08 ID:ij4gDkuV
Ehh, you guys guessed the code right?

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:06:07 ID:aWPlGcs2
You guessed the code!?
Are you guys wizards?

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:07:07 ID:UZqxCW4F
It came up when I googled it...

566 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:07:33 ID:hEXtgNAp
[Where is the box?]
Do you see the blinking spot at the end of the movie?
Move your cursor there.
Once the movie ends and disappears,
wait 5 seconds (doesn't have to be exactly 5 seconds),
then click on the spot as if you wanted to break your mouse.

What you need to open the safe:
- [The code (****)]
- [Key #3 (The one inside the CD player)]
- [Basic comprehension skills]

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:07:37 ID:3K/zkXrR
Goddamn, where is the stupid cassette tape?

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:09:41 ID:UZqxCW4F
>>567
Under the desk.

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:09:44 ID:dvcL4AwB
(´・д・`) Are you all playing a game?

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:12:22 ID:41uJDSiS
I got outーーーーーーーー
Took me an hour.

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:12:40 ID:1oBLwyhi
I made it outー (・∀・)ノ~ Bye bye!

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:13:21 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>569
Any new e-mails to/from your lady?

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:15:08 ID:dvcL4AwB
>572
Yeah, a few.
I was waiting for an e-mail from her, and I got one around noon.

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:15:09 ID:Y/wwl1pN
Posting in an epic thread.

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:16:01 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>573
Post them.

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:16:53 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>548
I can't find anything except for the Furikake and one key...

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:17:27 ID:ij4gDkuV
>>576
I found one more item.

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:17:57 ID:tfL6xNR+
Can't find any batteries...

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:18:30 ID:hEXtgNAp
>>578
Batteries? They sell them at Daiso.

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:19:08 ID:EprDwL56
Whew, I finally made it out...

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:19:28 ID:3K/zkXrR
What's the code? ting ting

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:20:05 ID:tfL6xNR+
Found the battery.
Uhhh, I'm still stuck...

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:20:49 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>577
Where?

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:20:50 ID:3K/zkXrR
I got out of the roomーーーーーーーーーーーー

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:20:52 ID:dvcL4AwB
Just a bit then.
Lady:
"Hello.
I hope this is a good time for you.
Ah, I just realized I don't have your phone number, Coffee Lounge (me).
Send me your number.
My number is 080!!!!????."

Me:
"Heya.
Yeah, I've been waiting for an e-mail from you.
My phone number is 080????!!!!.
Call me whenever you want.
What did you have for lunch today?"

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:21:12 ID:KPSyq+0L
[Basic comprehension skills], huh... Maybe that's what I lack.

Someone post the code.

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:21:43 ID:UZqxCW4F
Wasn't this game from 1994?

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:22:14 ID:dvcL4AwB
Everyone's too busy playing a game... It's like I posted in the wrong thread or something.
ヽ(`Д´)ノ BAAWWW!!

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:22:18 ID:EprDwL56
The key and the Furikake are the only items I've found too.

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:22:32 ID:3K/zkXrR
Check the e-mail field of >>566.

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:22:52 ID:KPSyq+0L
>>587
Thx.


592 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:23:21 ID:ij4gDkuV
>>583
Click on the table.

Btw, how did >>566 and >>561 figure out the code anyway?
I assume the word "history" in the URL gave it away, but it's still impressive.

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:23:27 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>585
What are your plans for the future with your lady?
Since you already kissed, why don't you ask her out for Christmas Eve?

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:24:46 ID:ij4gDkuV
Ahh, I suppose everyone's becoming desperate because Christmas is close.
At least, that's my explanation as an unpopular guy. I just don't believe in girls picking up guys.

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:24:54 ID:x4GwmorC
Where do I find the stick that goes onto the box?

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:25:32 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>592
There isn't anything on the table though...

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:26:17 ID:EprDwL56
>>592
I checked every nook and corner, but couldn't find anything...

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:26:24 ID:dvcL4AwB
Lady just sent me a selfie, but she added that I mustn't show it to anyone... Sorry, guys.
She looks a bit like Yoshioka Miho.

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:26:52 ID:ij4gDkuV
>>596
Click on the right end of the table.

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:28:10 ID:EprDwL56
>>599
Thx!

601 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:28:37 ID:UZqxCW4F
>>592
The URL didn't load, so I ended up googling it.

The pink room link doesn't work for me.

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:29:06 ID:dvcL4AwB
>593
Right.
Next time I meet her, I'll ask her out on a date on Christmas Eve.
What are your plans for Christmas?

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:30:01 ID:ij4gDkuV
>>601
The fuck?


I googled too...
I guess that means my google skills are as bad as my comprehension skills.

604 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:30:15 ID:41uJDSiS
>>595
Near the pillow.

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:31:26 ID:ij4gDkuV
>>602
Look how much fun we're having playing a game like this on a Sunday afternoon. Do you really need to ask, bro?

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:31:38 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>599
How did you manage to find it?

>>602
Don't ask, traitor. You better continue your reports even after Molester's story ends.

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:31:40 ID:x4GwmorC
>>604
I think I got it. Thanks.

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:33:09 ID:ij4gDkuV
>>606
By coincidencew
I'm just clicking blindly everywhere.

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:33:20 ID:dvcL4AwB
>605-606
(´・д・`) Sorry.
What game are you guys playing anyway?

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:34:27 ID:Q9wzYF/+
I'm stuck at 3 items...
Raise your hand if seeing "pink room" in the URL made you think it's something raunchy.



611 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:34:35 ID:HOd55trl
>>609
Dragon Quest 8.

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:34:47 ID:ij4gDkuV
>>609
>>512 and >>548

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:35:32 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>609
>>548

>>610
/

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:36:27 ID:KPSyq+0L














615 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:36:43 ID:Y/wwl1pN






616 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:38:54 ID:EprDwL56
>>548
I just beat this, but what the hell was with that ending...

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:39:12 ID:dvcL4AwB
D-Dragon Quest 8!?
I clicked on the link, but couldn't get it to load... Guess it's because I'm on a cell phone... Damn you, Flash!!

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:41:34 ID:pmzyqvWQ
I can't check the game right now because I'm on a cell phone, but I think I beat it once. I remember it was a pain in the ass to have to watch the movie again and again because I couldn't click on the right spot.

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:43:32 ID:aWPlGcs2
I beat the pink room.
I just googled "the pink room" and found a walkthrough.

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:44:29 ID:dvcL4AwB
The pink room... Sounds lewd.


621 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:45:56 ID:UZqxCW4F
The pink room doesn't load for me. ('A`)

I think I'll play the sequel to crimson room instead.

622 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:46:24 ID:41uJDSiS
Cell phone 2channers sure have it tough...
Coffee Lounge Man, why did you go all the way to a coffee lounge across from the Hattori Nutrition college?

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:46:48 ID:ij4gDkuV
The items in the pink room are totally meaningless!

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:48:02 ID:Q9wzYF/+
I made it out of the pink room... What the hell was that ending about...? ('A`)

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:49:14 ID:dvcL4AwB
>622
Because I had been there on a date once and it wasn't so full this time... It's like my little gem?
The first time I was there, I didn't order anything to eat and only had something to drink, but yesterday I dined there for the first time... It tasted pretty average. (´・д・`)

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:52:14 ID:sceADVgx
What the hell happened in this thread?

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:53:26 ID:Es0ajWnB
Is Molester Man still sleeping!?

628 : 325 : 04/11/14 14:54:16 ID:PbvU4qvf
ノ Morning, guys.

What's the code for the safe in >>512?

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:55:36 ID:dvcL4AwB
>628
Post the continuation of your report. Hurry up~
つ´Д`)つ〃 bang bang

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:57:17 ID:EIBe/Mwp
>>628
The code is...


Forget the code and post your reportw

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 14:57:20 ID:41uJDSiS
Good morning, Mr. Yokohama.
>>566
>>587


632 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:01:12 ID:Yd+Ic4Sh
I had no idea what the code is, so I put in 0721 first.

633 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:03:15 ID:40639fFO
1994

634 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:04:24 ID:dvcL4AwB
If I tell you the code... will you make us wait again? (´;ω;`)

635 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 15:05:16 ID:ybLyV3O5
Here's a walkthrough:
ttp://jill.raindrop.jp/archives/000365.php
For anyone who couldn't get out of the crimson room.

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:05:41 ID:ij4gDkuV
Discussions of a flash game don't belong here, so let's move it to this thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100338466/

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:06:02 ID:LOtOVLoy
>>628
Who cares about the code!? Post your report!

638 : 325 : 04/11/14 15:06:11 ID:PbvU4qvf
>>629>>630
I just skimmed over the posts I'd missed...
So it was Harajuku, not Shinjuku... orz
Guess hanging out with the fujoshi was the right thing to do after allw

>>631
Pfffw Ok.
Thanks.

639 : 325 : 04/11/14 15:08:31 ID:PbvU4qvf
>>637
Ok.
Bear with me though because I'm slow at typingw

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:10:19 ID:dvcL4AwB
(´(エ)`) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:11:00 ID:KPSyq+0L
Morning, 325.
Your report should help kill some more time. For the others in the thread, at least.

I'm at work. orz

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:12:22 ID:EIBe/Mwp
>>639 Hurry up, hurry up!!

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:15:22 ID:oW9krCmL
To be honest, 325's story is fishy as hell.
Plus, no one gives a damn about it.


644 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:15:34 ID:dvcL4AwB
>641
Hang in there.
OP should be finished with his report by the time you get off work in the evening...

645 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:16:32 ID:I0vbaPrj
>>643
Yeah, I wish he'd take it to a different thread.

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:17:41 ID:Es0ajWnB
I don't see what's wrong with 325 posting his report as a filler until Molester Man wakes up.

647 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:22:01 ID:AbJwDTYR
>>646
Me neither.
I want you to hurry up and post your report, 325.


648 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:24:15 ID:41uJDSiS
Pork Cutlet Cosplay Yokohama Helmet Man, ignore the negative posts.
Post the continuation of yesterday's report.

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:26:41 ID:jhODGFEv
Sorry, but could someone sum up 325's story so far?
Or link to me a summary if there's one.


650 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:27:15 ID:jhODGFEv
>>635
Whoa.
I finally beat it. <3

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:27:19 ID:40639fFO
PorCosYokoHel Man

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:28:28 ID:EIBe/Mwp
>>651
You abbreviated it too muchw

653 : 325 : 04/11/14 15:29:03 ID:PbvU4qvf
Looks like I'm not really welcome right now, so I guess I'll wait until Molester is finished with his report.
Only if anyone is interested in my story, of course...
It's probably not worth creating a new thread for.
I'll be off now because I have a date with her this evening.

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:29:40 ID:41uJDSiS
>>184>>193>>203>>217>>222>>233>>250



655 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:30:06 ID:41uJDSiS
>>259>>264>>269>>271>>272>>277

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:32:14 ID:jhODGFEv
>>654
>>655
GJ so much.


325, please.
Do it now.
Please!!!



657 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:33:12 ID:dvcL4AwB
Ehh~(゚Д゚)y─┛~~
He left us hanging too... Why are both OP and Pork Cutlet such sadists?

658 : 325 : 04/11/14 15:34:48 ID:PbvU4qvf
Sorry if there were people who were actually waiting for my report.
I was so happy I forgot Molester is the main protagonist here.

Thanks, 41uJDSiS.
ノシ I'll see you guys tonight then.

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:34:56 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>654-655
Thanks!

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:40:02 ID:EIBe/Mwp
>>658
Ahh, you're really leaving?
In that case, when you're back tonight,
you should type your report out in notepad first.
It'll make for a smoother reportw

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:45:24 ID:jhODGFEv
    〃〃∩  _, ,_
     ⊂⌒( `Д´) < But I wanna read your report, 325!
       `ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
              wriggle wriggle
         _, ,_
     〃〃(`Д´ ∩ < I want you to post it now now now!
        ⊂   (
          ヽ∩ つ  wriggle wriggle
    〃〃∩  _, ,_
     ⊂⌒( つД´) < I wanna read it nowwww!
       `ヽ_ ノ ⊂ノ
              wriggle wriggle
       ∩
     ⊂⌒(  _, ,_) < I wanna fondle some boobs too!
       `ヽ_つ ⊂ノ   C-cup boobs...
          sniff... sniff...

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:48:55 ID:41uJDSiS
Aren't you a cute baby.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 15:51:47 ID:dvcL4AwB
>661
How pure... and dazzling...

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:01:40 ID:sTGzsRPu
I wonder why touching boobs has such a calming effect on men.

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:03:26 ID:EIBe/Mwp
>>664
Hmm... Yeah, I can confirm this.

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:05:07 ID:80EwsEig
Guys, I just thought of a horrible ending.
What if OP didn't lose his wallet, but Miss Undie and co. swiped it from him?
What if the twist is that they're a group of swindlers and pickpockets?
We can't rule out the possibility!

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:06:45 ID:MPNDVYap
>>666
Please go back and reread OP's posts.

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:07:05 ID:40639fFO
Keys.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:09:30 ID:dvcL4AwB
Molester's report ended with them in the dinnerware section, right?
And it's there where his fall from cloud nine begins, right?
Maybe he broke some expensive dinnerware and had to compensate the damage...
But since he didn't have any money left, he had to borrow it from Kansai or someone else...

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:11:50 ID:+0lsa7nm
What's wrong with discussing the game here?
When we were waiting for OP yesterday, we talked about all kinds of off-topic things too.


By the way,
is the college girl who posted her bra in that other thread still lurking here?



671 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:13:57 ID:UZqxCW4F
Will Kansai and Molester go to the sundries section?
Or not?

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:14:25 ID:tfL6xNR+
>>670
What do you want? Don't call me out in other threads! I'm not going to post any more pics, asshole!

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:15:16 ID:80EwsEig
Sorry, I went back and reread OP's posts.
I guess I couldn't see clearly with all the tears I had in my eyes because I was so envious of Coffee Lounge and Pork Cutlet.
Looks like OP lost his house keys, not his wallet.

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:15:54 ID:Es0ajWnB
Maybe Miss Understanding got jealous at him for picking Kansai over her?

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:18:22 ID:dvcL4AwB
But damn, 50,000 yen almost gone after buying 2 coats and 1 pair of jeans...
He must have bought some ridiculously expensive clothes.


676 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:19:56 ID:dvcL4AwB
>673
(ノД`)ヽ(゚Д゚ ) there there

677 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:19:57 ID:UZqxCW4F
40,000 yen pants, huh...?

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:20:50 ID:le+IUgZr
He also treated them to lunch at the family restaurant. Wonder how much that was.

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:23:23 ID:dvcL4AwB
>678
The price range at a family restaurant is like 1000 yen for one person including drink, right?
That'd make about 5000 yen.


680 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:24:56 ID:tfL6xNR+
What can I say? I just hope >>669 doesn't get any "Are you a wizard?" replies later.

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:26:24 ID:80EwsEig
>>676
Thanks... Wait, you're Coffee Lounge!
There you go again, posting stuff that makes my maternal instincts kick in!
DAMN YOU EYWAYWUYAIYOOO!

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:27:43 ID:le+IUgZr
>>679
Only 5000!?

Do women just eat so little or why is it only 5000?
If it was 4 guys, you'd easily break the 10,000 yen mark.

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:28:23 ID:kDLgKw09
Watch this and calm down, faggots.

http://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip595.jpg

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:28:43 ID:KUeHPDGR
Someone please tell me in a few words what this thread is about or what its goal is.

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:29:14 ID:EfvlgRpQ
Someone summarize the thread please.
Besides Molester Man, how many stories are currently going on in real time in this thread?

686 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:29:38 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>684
A thread that's a bigger trainwreck than Train Man, but that's also why it's more fun.

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:30:29 ID:dvcL4AwB
>681
Thank you, thank you. ( ´∀`)σ)∀`) poke poke
>680
Considering OP's character and his actions so far, this is highly likely.
Or he had to borrow money for the train ride home...

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:31:09 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>683
Whoa!ww It's spinning like crazywwww

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:33:13 ID:dvcL4AwB
>682
Family restaurants are cheap. Go to Saizeriya and the same food will only cost you 3000 to 4000 yen max.
If your company is mostly women, that is.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:36:17 ID:pgwsOuII
>>688
It's just a video. Don't get fooled by the filename extension.

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:37:59 ID:dvcL4AwB
>683
I can't see it. (´つω;`) wipe wipe
Maybe I should buy a PC... Cell phones are too limited in what they can do. (´・д・`)

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:38:51 ID:kDLgKw09
>>690
It's not a video.

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:40:03 ID:SDMDZjXd
>>690
No, it's a picture.


694 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:40:15 ID:41uJDSiS
Ehhhhhh, you made it this far without a PC? (´・ω・`)

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:40:59 ID:tfL6xNR+
>>691
Wow. Your phone bill must be enormous. How do you normally surf the Internet?
Or do you just not have access to a computer right now?

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:41:40 ID:MPNDVYap
>>691
Have you always used your cell phone for Internet?
I thought you had a PC but chose to use your cell phone instead for whatever reason.

Get a PC already.

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:42:10 ID:dvcL4AwB
>694
My PC broke last month;


698 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:43:57 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>697
Why don't you quit your yapping, and get yourself a used one for 20,000 yen or so?
It should help you hold over until you've saved up enough money to buy a new one.

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:44:43 ID:tfL6xNR+
I can't believe we live in a time and age when you can buy a PC for only 20,000 yen.

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:45:09 ID:dvcL4AwB
I have a flat rate plan, so it's alright, but... when I was still on a pay-per-packet plan, my monthly bill easily hit 20,000~30,000 yen just from lurking on 2ch...


701 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:45:18 ID:KUeHPDGR
Putting aside the whole PC vs. phone talk...
? WERE YOU GUYS HERE ALL NIGHT ?

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:48:14 ID:dvcL4AwB
You can buy a PC for 20,000 yen?!
Gotta head to Akiba next time and see if it's true. (`・д・´)
>701
I went to bed at around 3am.


703 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:53:29 ID:41uJDSiS
Home wasn't a place, it was you...

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 16:59:58 ID:amlJu5XO
Now that it's come to this, why don't we make Misunderstood Molester Man write creepy e-mails to the girls?
I mean, it's going to be over soon anyway.

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:03:43 ID:41uJDSiS
Don't fret, he'll get up soon.

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:04:12 ID:dvcL4AwB
>704
OP's already sent a few...
He sent them before we could stop him.

707 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:04:31 ID:W+2jCU1k
Finally caught up.
I was wondering why there are so many new posts. Molester was here, huh?
Looks like he left before he could get to the main part of his report...

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:05:41 ID:hpxo/N8z
I still can't find the damn battery... (つд⊂) BAWWW
Someone said between the bed and the wall, but where is it???

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:06:01 ID:Z11G3+mv
      ☆ ting     I'm sick of waiting~
                            I'm sick of waiting~
       ☆ ting 〃  ..∧_∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        ヽ ___\(\・∀・) <  Is Molester Man still not back~?
            \_/⊂ ⊂_ )   \_____________
          / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ /|
       | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|  |
       | Ehime Orange .|/


710 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:11:10 ID:KqjJGYhy
>>708
And I still can't find the damn stick. OTL

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:12:56 ID:hpxo/N8z
>>710
Click on the pillow to make it float.
Then click on somewhere between the bed frame and the mattress to get the stick.

Now, where is the battery???

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:16:05 ID:tfL6xNR+
The battery is in the space between the bed and the wall.
I just kept clicking on the line that connects the wall with the bed to get it.

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:16:11 ID:41uJDSiS
You can find the battery by clicking on the lower left of the screen which only shows the wall.

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:18:52 ID:KqjJGYhy
>>711
Thanks.
Try clicking on the bottom left corner of the screen with just the wall.

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:19:09 ID:W+2jCU1k
Sorry, I haven't played the game, so I don't even know what battery you're talking about.

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:21:02 ID:ic1QKdyl
How much longer until the final twist?

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:21:39 ID:hpxo/N8z
>>712
>>713
>>714
I found it! Thanks!!

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:23:37 ID:NWgEC3RT
You dumb morons!
Don't waste the precious thread for shit like that. We'll need a new thread for tonight if you keep going like that.

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:24:49 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>718
That is VIP QUALITY too. Don't get your knickers in a knot, manw

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:25:07 ID:N4ET9DXV
The Sanma no Manma special ended too.
Is >>1 still sleeping??

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:25:17 ID:41uJDSiS
At least, he's not sleeping with somebody.

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:26:32 ID:dvcL4AwB
Like I said, go to Daiso if you want a battery...
Isn't it about time OP came back?

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:29:57 ID:NWgEC3RT
>>719
Don't call something lame like that VIP QUALITY.
VIP QUALITY would be to make a new thread and discuss the game there.

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:32:32 ID:tfL6xNR+
Maybe we should just make a general thread for flash games.
We'd probably get more games together that way too.

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:35:36 ID:41uJDSiS
636 Name:VIPPER sage Date:04/11/14 15:05:41 ID:ij4gDkuV
Discussions of a flash game don't belong here, so let's move it to this thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100338466/

726 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:36:34 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>723
Don't talk to me, dumbass.
And don't order me around, it pisses me off.

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:37:40 ID:Es0ajWnB
How long is Molester Man going to sleep?

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:38:09 ID:SDMDZjXd
Well, who cares?
We don't have anything to do till OP comes back anyway, and if the thread dies before that, we'll just start a new one.

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:44:13 ID:OpMHz3RR
j3, to kill time, why don't you guys post your boring first love stories?
Ones that will neither make me jealous nor bore me to death.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:45:31 ID:NWgEC3RT
>>726
What are you talking about? Are you stupid? You're the one who replied to my post first!
Get back to Lounge, you piece of trash.

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:47:01 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>730 I'm just bored, mate.

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:47:47 ID:NWgEC3RT
>>731 I see. Can't help it then.
Alright, I think I'll go play some flash games too.

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:47:50 ID:dvcL4AwB
Can't wait.

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:48:33 ID:Es0ajWnB
>>729
You go first.

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:50:50 ID:dvcL4AwB
(´-`).。oO( First love, huh... I remember I was in first year of middle school... )

736 : Time Man : 04/11/14 17:52:03 ID:hEXtgNAp
It's almost 6pm~

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:52:17 ID:W+2jCU1k
Okay, this isn't about my first love,
but I did manage to have seicross with my wife after that yesterday.

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:52:59 ID:hpxo/N8z
>>737
GJ.

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:53:34 ID:41uJDSiS
>>737
Oh, it's you. LOL

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 17:56:28 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>737
Tell us about it in detail.

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:01:37 ID:41uJDSiS
23:00 Today's topic on Jounetsu Tairiku: "I like Miss Undie, but it's a bit embarrassing to say it in public."

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:08:31 ID:K1slbclK
I've returned after a whole dayーーーーーー
Hurry up and come out, Molester Man!
I've fapped twice already, I'm bored out of my mind!


743 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:08:43 ID:d6mU8Pts
All right, it's 6pm!

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:12:24 ID:UZqxCW4F
It's time for Molester's return!

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:12:29 ID:GaMZSzlp
>But who would have thought that losing my keys would have such great consequences later on...

I'm extremely intrigued by this part. Get up already, Molester.

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:14:29 ID:Es0ajWnB
OP probably asked Miss Understanding if he can spend the night at her place and got turned down by her in an instant. Because he's stupid like that.

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:15:06 ID:KqjJGYhy
     /´ ̄ ̄ ̄`丶-‐z__
    /            ≦、  
   ,'          /ニヽ、ゝ
   |       ,ィ/レ'\_, >``   Wait a second...!
   |    r=| | ̄=。==~「|     
   |    |ニ| | u `二´ U\    
   |    ヾ,U    __ノ┌_ \  What if OP was asked out by Kansai or someone else and is hanging out with someone today too?
   ,.|    /ヽ /==-┬` ̄      We'd be waiting for him in vain in that case...
 / \/   ヽ u ⊂ニ.\    
'" \   \   `ー┬‐r┘ /     
   \   \_/l L_  /      
      \_ \| |/ |ェェェェ|        I'm just saying it's possible....
       /  |く/|  |


748 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:21:29 ID:aWPlGcs2
Ahh, I'm starving. What's taking Molester?

749 : Molester Man ◆tikaN/N2vg : 04/11/14 18:22:21 ID:41uJDSiS
Have I made you guys wait much?
Molester Man (impostor) is here!

750 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:22:57 ID:UZqxCW4F

             ,―==7     Congratulations!
             |く ___ _>                    Congratulations!
             fll`ーU+'
             `''、 ー=|      Congratulations................!
          _,,..-´:|ヽー-;ー..,,_
.  ,-=-, ,,..-‘≡≡:| ><´|≡::|ヽ    Congratulations................!  Congratulations................!
.  | l____ヽ.|≡l≡≡≡| |::| |≡:::/::|
.  |(llー´_ヽ|≡|≡≡≡|.|:::|l≡::/::::|   ................he's back........................!
.. 4 l__`=|_|≡:|≡≡≡::||:::|'≡/≡|
/|\,.・|::≡:|ヽ|≡≡≡≡≡:::/|≡::|
≡|/}:ヽ|:≡|::::|{≡≡≡≡≡:::{ .|≡::|
≡:| |:::|l≡:|≡|:|≡≡≡≡≡:::|. .|≡::|

751 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 18:23:08 ID:eJcUIlHn
Have I made you guys wait much?
Molester Man (the real deal) is here!

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:23:25 ID:41uJDSiS
He's back━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:23:44 ID:NCNFISKy
It's the real deal━━━(゚∀゚)━( ゚∀)━(  ゚)━(  )━(  )━(゚  )━(∀゚ )━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:24:51 ID:UZqxCW4F
Hurry the fuck up!

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:24:59 ID:zjnOZp7H
HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:25:08 ID:N4ET9DXV
He's back he's backーーーーー

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:25:12 ID:KqjJGYhy
     /´ ̄ ̄ ̄`丶-‐z__
    /            ≦、  
   ,'          /ニヽ、ゝ
   |       ,ィ/レ'\_, >``   Wait a second...!
   |    r=| | ̄=。==~「|     
   |    |ニ| | u `二´ U\    
   |    ヾ,U    __ノ┌_ \  
   ,.|    /ヽ /==-┬` ̄     
 / \/   ヽ u ⊂ニ.\    
'" \   \   `ー┬‐r┘ /     
   \   \_/l L_  /      
      \_ \| |/ |ェェェェ|        He's back━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!
       /  |く/|  |


758 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:25:23 ID:aWPlGcs2
Bad timing, impostor. Hurry up, real deal.

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:26:46 ID:Xh3qEreL
>>751
Good morning. ^^

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:26:59 ID:41uJDSiS
STFU, anime otaku!

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:27:36 ID:GaMZSzlp
He's back━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!! My first real-time encounter with OP!

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:27:51 ID:SDMDZjXd
We've been waiting for you!
Now, post the rest!
And don't you dare interrupting it again because you want to have dinner or something!

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:28:42 ID:tsXAcoNB
Q-Quickly... post the rest...
I'm so close... I think I'm gonna...

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:29:12 ID:UZqxCW4F
IN ANY CASE

765 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 18:29:13 ID:eJcUIlHn
H-Hold on, guys, my egg drop beef pot is about to boil over...

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:29:45 ID:UZqxCW4F
Stop lying.

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:29:51 ID:dj7/yzFn
Not again...

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:30:09 ID:KqjJGYhy
>>765
Take care not to get yourself burned.

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:30:18 ID:dj7/yzFn
Not again...


770 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:31:09 ID:SDMDZjXd
Don't show up when you're not ready yet!

771 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 18:32:05 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>770
No, I just wanted to check how the thread's doing, but when I saw >>749, I simply couldn't resist...

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:32:20 ID:ut5xyN3R
OP's having heart break beef pot.

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:33:00 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>771
You damn premature ejaculator. Hurry it up. And quit stalling.

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:33:11 ID:tsXAcoNB
Eat the crab instead.

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:33:21 ID:ut5xyN3R
Or wait...
ARE YOU HAVING BEEF POT WITH KANSAI?

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:35:52 ID:N4ET9DXV
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CRAB? WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:36:43 ID:amlJu5XO
Molester, just die already.

778 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 18:38:48 ID:eJcUIlHn
Alright, alright, dinner will have to wait. Continuing from >>457:

"Ahh, I think I'll go with her. I don't know anything about dinnerware anyway."
After making a horribly bad and unnatural excuse, I followed Kansai.

"So, what's up?"
"Ahh, I'm so sorry!!"
What is she apologizing for all of a sudden?
"Eh? What for?"
"No, I'm really sorry!"
"I have no idea what you mean!"
"..............promise you won't get mad at me?"
"I'd have to know what happened first. What are you apologizing for?"

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:39:17 ID:1oBLwyhi
Beef VS Crab

780 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:39:46 ID:NWgEC3RT
Kansai asked OP to stay away from her, huh...

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:39:50 ID:41uJDSiS
  _   ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Kansai! Kansai!
 ⊂彡

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:40:48 ID:UZqxCW4F
oh shit oh shit

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:41:26 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>123's prediction may have been accurate all along...

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:41:40 ID:Es0ajWnB
Kansai: "I think I've fallen in love with you."

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:42:08 ID:3K/zkXrR
Anyways, let's get this party started!!

786 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 18:42:10 ID:eJcUIlHn
"Say, Molester, you like Miss Understanding, right?"
"I don't know about that yet!"
"But you help out a lot with her stalker problem and stuff."
"Because I felt like I had to do something after hearing about it!"
"So you're saying you don't really like her?"
"No, that's not it..."
"..................I knew it... I'm sorry..."

I didn't have the faintest idea of what she was going on about.

"Just tell me what happened already. Seems like a tough pill to swallow, but we won't get anywhere if you don't tell me..."
"...but don't get mad at me."
"I'll try."

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:42:57 ID:GaMZSzlp
(((( ;゚Д゚))) shake shake

788 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:43:03 ID:NCNFISKy
Sigh..........

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:43:07 ID:UZqxCW4F
This is just like in my eroge.
Quick. Someone punch me in the face.

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:43:41 ID:W+2jCU1k
Kansai: "I got a peppermill stuck inside of me... Please pull it out."

I'd bet 300,000 Galilei's on it.

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:43:54 ID:SDMDZjXd
I knew it! Miss Undie was a shemale all along!

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:44:07 ID:ut5xyN3R
Kansai: "You can have me instead if you want."

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:44:14 ID:3K/zkXrR
Kansai: "I'm actually... a man!!!"

794 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:44:16 ID:aHgioHm1
It's here ☆.。.:*・゚☆.。.:*・゚☆(゚∀゚)☆゚・*:.。.☆゚・*:.。.☆
!!!!It's here ☆.。.:*・゚☆.。.:*・゚☆(゚∀゚)☆゚・*:.。.☆゚・*:.。.☆!!!!It's here ☆.。.:*・゚☆.。.:
*・゚☆(゚∀゚)☆゚・*:.。.☆゚・*:.。.☆!!!!
It's here ☆.。.:*・゚☆.。.:*・゚☆(゚∀゚)☆゚・*:.。.☆゚・*:.。.☆!!!!
It's here ☆.。.:*・゚☆.。.:*・゚☆(゚∀゚)☆゚・*:.。.☆゚・*:.。.☆!!!!
It's here ☆.。.:*・゚☆.。.:*・゚☆(゚∀゚)☆゚・*:.。.☆゚・*:.。.☆!!!!
It's here ☆.。.:*・゚☆.。.:*・゚☆(゚∀゚)☆゚・*:.。.☆゚・*:.。.☆!!!!
It's here ☆.。.:*・゚☆.。.:*・゚☆(゚∀゚)☆゚・*:.。.☆゚・*:.。.☆!!!!
It's here ☆.。.:*・゚☆.。.:*・゚☆(゚∀゚)☆゚・*:.。.☆゚・*:.。.☆!!!!

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:44:52 ID:1oBLwyhi
I can't decide if I want to read what she said or not.

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:44:59 ID:d6mU8Pts
All of America is holding their breath right now, waiting for OP's next post.

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:45:13 ID:amlJu5XO
It's like having to choose between

curry that tastes like shit and shit that tastes like curry,

huh?

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:45:21 ID:41uJDSiS
"Sorry, I lied to Miss Undie because I like you, Molester."

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:45:21 ID:UZqxCW4F
Stop blue-balling us.

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:45:52 ID:ut5xyN3R
BEEF POT AGAIN!

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:45:54 ID:NCNFISKy
I didn't ask for this turn of events!

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:46:26 ID:eOPEAg1A
(ノ∀`) Oh boy...

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:46:53 ID:OKuXMCCW
Ω ΩΩ Wha-What did you sayーーーーー!?

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:47:04 ID:jP6Cmdpe
The shocking truth will be revealed!!!

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:47:07 ID:3K/zkXrR

What if, after all the blue-balling, OP's report turns out to be shit?














That is VIP QUALITY too.

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:47:16 ID:B5lFCGB2
The twist is that Miss Undie likes someone else, huh?

807 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:47:42 ID:GaMZSzlp
No, the twist is that they're actually all VIPPERs.

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:47:50 ID:41uJDSiS
Brace for impaaaaaaaact

809 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 18:48:33 ID:eJcUIlHn
"Okay, well, we left you alone earlier for a bit, right?"
"Yeah, when we were looking at ○○."
"That was when I asked Miss Understanding about it."
"........don't tell me you asked her what she thinks about me."
"Bingo!"
"You don't normally go 'Bingo!' in a serious situation like this..."
"Sorry."
"......................so? Is it a hopeless case?"
"I wouldn't go as far as calling it hopeless, but... yeah."

To be honest, when I heard her say it, I neither felt shocked nor surprised.
Even though I knew it would end like this, I still felt heartbroken.
Like when you're sure that you failed a test, but still take a look at your test paper only to see the big fat F written in red ink.

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:49:17 ID:d6mU8Pts
Smells like a plot by Kansai...

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:49:19 ID:kRKHRUqc
In that case, the Kansai route is the only option left now.

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:49:28 ID:OpMHz3RR
How does that lead to you coming home in the morning?

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:49:45 ID:Xh3qEreL
Kansai route confirmed.

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:49:49 ID:UZqxCW4F
So that's why you posted
"The Miss Understanding route is over.",
huh?

815 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:50:04 ID:THlTUaHw
Hyu~ruri~hyu~ruri~lala~

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:50:09 ID:dvcL4AwB
(ノД`) Aw shit~


817 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:50:09 ID:vZt7ygWt
Careful! It might be a trap set by Kansai.

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:50:15 ID:GaMZSzlp
Σ゚ ⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒ | ̄|_

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:50:16 ID:B0Tj1u6Y
>>809
And that's why you were bawling your eyes out till 18 o'clock!!

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:50:23 ID:NCNFISKy
I'm so sad now. I've been self-inserting as Molester Man so much it feels like I was turned down.

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:50:27 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>809
Are you satisfied now? Good.


                   The end.

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:50:49 ID:N4ET9DXV
Did you come home in the morning because Kansai comforted you all ight long???

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:50:56 ID:OKuXMCCW
I just realized Sazae-san shaves off the front of her head.
She's like Vegeta in that sense.

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:51:04 ID:ut5xyN3R
Kansai: "But... you have me..."

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:51:07 ID:SDMDZjXd
Kansai must have told you that because she wanted you to turn your attention to her!

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:51:14 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>809
Well, that's how it usually goes...
Fly too high into the sky... and all that awaits you is a 300 km drop.

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:51:30 ID:KqjJGYhy
piーpupipiーpoー

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:52:12 ID:UZqxCW4F
♪peーpepo peーpopopeー
_____ peーpepo peーpepo pepepopopeー♪
|Playground|
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ('A`)
        ヘ⑩ ノ( ノ )
       ('ω` ) <  )~
        U U U U

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:52:19 ID:80EwsEig
It's not over, it's not over yet.
All that happened was Kansai getting a little ahead of herself, right?
Now, it's up to OP to fix the mess and make a comeback!

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:53:05 ID:Es0ajWnB
Maybe Miss Understanding just didn't want to tell Kansai how she really feels about OP. Pff hahaha.

831 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:53:09 ID:dvcL4AwB
Looks like Kansai loves poking her nose into other people's business.
She's like you in a way, OP.
You're perfect for each other.

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:53:20 ID:41uJDSiS
Patience, guys, the average time between Molester's posts is 4 minutes.

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:53:37 ID:OKuXMCCW
Can't wait to see what happens next...... (;゚∀゚)=3 PANT PANT

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:53:48 ID:W+2jCU1k
But you've only just become friends with her, at best. How can it be over when it hasn't even started yet?
If you ask me, the time you'll spend with her from now on will decide whether she'll develop romantic feelings for you or not...

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:54:00 ID:kRKHRUqc
Miss Undie hasn't shown any signs of warming up to Molester so far anyway.
I think it's a perfectly natural result. Maybe he'd have a better chance with Kansai or Loli Jugs?

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:55:01 ID:amlJu5XO
Both Kansai's and Molester's lines read like straight out of a cheap dating sim.

No matter how you think about it, it's fak-

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:55:01 ID:3K/zkXrR
So, >>1, is this the end or not?

Will you keep posting or not?

I want a clear answer.

838 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:55:02 ID:41uJDSiS
I can't see Kansai → Molester happening.

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:55:48 ID:NCNFISKy
It's time to cut losses and move on to the Kansai H-route.

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:56:07 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>837
He came back in the morning, did you forget? The best part of OP's report is yet to come. I'm sure he'll soon show us what dreams are made of.

841 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 18:56:22 ID:eJcUIlHn
"I see..."

My mind was like a cloudy sky in the middle of summer. Where is this? Who am I?
Then, Kansai explained to me in detail what had happened.
"I think I told you before, but we were at our wits end with the stalker thing.
It made her avoid men even more than she used to before the whole thing.
That was when she told me that a suspect was captured, and that she wants to talk to him first to make sure it's not a misunderstanding.
Naturally, I was worried sick and didn't like the idea at all."

All I could do was nod and listen.

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:56:38 ID:Z11G3+mv
I'm not gonna let anyone talk shit about Kansai. I'm gonna protect her all my life.

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:56:42 ID:aHgioHm1

http://c.pic.to/3c0bv

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:57:18 ID:dj8GuOdk
My little sister was down with a cold once and I went to her room to check up on her.










 
 
 
 
She said "Insert a suppository into me! My fever's not going down!".

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:57:45 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>844
I lost count on how many times I've seen this one...

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:58:10 ID:OpMHz3RR
>>844
Which copypasta is that from?

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:58:22 ID:41uJDSiS
The stalker was captured━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:58:31 ID:ut5xyN3R
"If you don't have any suppositories, use something else!! Anything you want!!"

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:58:52 ID:NCNFISKy
>>844
I don't care if you just read that copypasta for the first time, but this isn't the time for that.

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:59:18 ID:bRmndUC8
I've been wondering. What if the real idea behind them inviting Molester Man along was to determine if he's the stalker or not?

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:59:29 ID:j5PKI47U
They must have already found this thread.

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 18:59:33 ID:W+2jCU1k
"If you don't have any suppositories, take off your pants and sit on the floor! I'll straddle you!"

853 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:00:05 ID:eJcUIlHn
"But when I heard that you two were planning on meeting again,
I got the impression that Miss Understanding liked you."

I see..............

"Then I got carried away... You know how meddlesome I can be."
"Yeah, I know."
"So I basically made her invite you to the family restaurant we work at."
"Ahh, that was the first time we talked."
"Yeah. And we hit it off pretty well, remember?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"You seemed like a pretty good guy to me, so I decided I'd play cupid and set her up with you for her own sake..."

I get the picture.

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:00:19 ID:OpMHz3RR
>>852
Dude, what are you smoking?w

855 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:00:23 ID:80EwsEig
Kansai should have talked to OP first.


856 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:01:41 ID:80EwsEig
Kansai should have talked to OP first.


857 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:01:45 ID:d6mU8Pts
>You seemed like a pretty good guy to me


Hey, Kansai even included her personal opinion of you...
Is this foreshadowing the great bombing that is to come?

858 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:01:50 ID:W+2jCU1k
So, Kansai is a premature ejaculator too, huh?

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:01:50 ID:SDMDZjXd
Oh boy, Kansai's gone berserk too.

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:02:12 ID:B0Tj1u6Y
Molester Man, I'll give you the light saber I've been working on for many years as soon as it's finished so you can kill the stalker, the criminal mastermind, with it!!

Then there'll be nothing that stands in the way of you and Miss Undie!!

861 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:02:24 ID:dvcL4AwB
If you'd worked together with Kansai, you might have actually been able to date Miss Undie.
But Kansai had to go berserk and fuck it upw

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:02:26 ID:amlJu5XO
>>857
I bet that's just what OP wanted to hear, not what she really said.

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:02:55 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>862
If you start doubting OP's report... we can't believe anything OP writes anymorew

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:02:59 ID:ePpmBF5D
Couldn't you guys have posted something like

ーーーーーーSKIP EVERYTHING UP TO HEREーーーーーーーーーー

around the time Molester Man appeared?
Then I wouldn't have had to read hundreds of posts about some flash game.

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:03:12 ID:3K/zkXrR












    tl;dr >>1 was getting played by Kansai.














                                 The end.



866 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:03:18 ID:OpMHz3RR
So what if she doesn't love him? OP will just have to win her over. Right?

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:03:24 ID:Es0ajWnB
Did OP just activate the Kansai route?

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:03:38 ID:WyWDMvYW
I doubt Miss Undie will fall in love with >>1 unless he does something amazing like finishing off the stalker in front of her eyes.
More than that, I'm seriously worried OP might actually start stalking Miss Undie now.

869 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:03:53 ID:KqjJGYhy
>>864
That is VIP QUALITY.

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:05:07 ID:bRmndUC8



ーーーーーーSKIP EVERYTHING UP TO HEREーーーーーーーーーー



871 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:05:22 ID:eJcUIlHn
"Miss Understanding didn't seem completely against it either. Today, we wanted to go shopping with just the four of us, but I persuaded her to invite you too..."
"I knew it..."
"And well... We asked her when you weren't around earlier."
"Eh? 'We'? The others knew about it too?"
"Yeah."

I was stupid to think that Loli Jugs and the others had a good impression of me. OTL

872 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:05:51 ID:amlJu5XO



ーーーーーーSKIP EVERYTHINGーーーーーーーーーー

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:05:53 ID:p3T20nYL
Eh?w

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:06:11 ID:41uJDSiS
That explains that conversation with Loli Jugs on the phone.

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:06:37 ID:UZqxCW4F
('∀`) Haha...

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:06:43 ID:OpMHz3RR
What is there not to like about OP!?

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:07:10 ID:j5PKI47U
>when you weren't around earlier

The way she puts it, it's like you'd gone off somewhere.

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:07:11 ID:THlTUaHw
Orz

879 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:07:14 ID:41uJDSiS
It's not just the Miss Understanding route that's over, I'd say all routes are over...

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:07:59 ID:Z11G3+mv
There's still the Kansai route...

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:08:04 ID:dvcL4AwB
What kind of flag is this...?
A rare flag?

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:08:17 ID:1oBLwyhi
The Miss Understanding route is over.
It's time for the Kansai route to start.

883 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:08:17 ID:eJcUIlHn
"And well,
'He's a really good person and I trust him, but as a man, he's not my type at all.'
is what she said."

asdfghjklzxcvbnm,.

"Ahh..."
She could have toned it down a little... There was no need to tell me the exact same words as her.
I was speechless. She told me all kinds of excuses and things to cheer me up after that, but
"It's okay, it's okay."
is all I could return.

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:08:28 ID:zEVFDqLv
The Miss Understanding route is over.

And with it OP's misunderstanding that he might get to have seicross with any of them.

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:08:38 ID:ePpmBF5D
Oh snap...

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:08:45 ID:80EwsEig
In other words, Kansai completely ignored the script and went berserk right from the start, huh?

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:08:54 ID:4e6jLBml
I cried.

888 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:09:11 ID:NO/ujvpD
Spam Miss Undie with creepy e-mails. It's your only option now, OP.

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:09:40 ID:41uJDSiS
Wouldn't it be scary if Kansai was lying about all this? shake shake

890 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:09:48 ID:UZqxCW4F
Uhahaha.

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:10:11 ID:p3T20nYL
━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━

892 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:10:18 ID:GaMZSzlp
No, there's still one route that's open.
There's the Glasses route.

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:10:32 ID:OpMHz3RR
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     レ:r、/ イ゚テ   ピト`|::|      l:::::::::/ rtテ、  .ィtq l::::::|
      l:lヘ  '"   ,j  '"/ノ      |::lヘ!j  ´  ,j   !;:::/
     ヽヽ、   r‐-,   /'         レリー 、    ,....,  lノ/
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  / ̄/:.:.:.:| ̄ ̄`T ̄´|:.:.:.:l´ `ヽ /    ヽ ̄`ー-‐'´`''''⌒ヽ
/   ,':.:.:.:.:.l    l   l:.:.:.l    \  _r‐、-、-、r,    、   ',
     |:.:.:.:.:.:.!     !   !:.:.l   ,. -‐ゝ/// 〉 〉 〉 〉 〉    !   ',
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894 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:10:33 ID:aWPlGcs2
50,000 yen + money for lunch for nothing... Damn.

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:10:36 ID:THlTUaHw
Why is this so realistic...

896 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:10:42 ID:eJcUIlHn
It's not like I was head over heels in love with her, but I suddenly felt stupid for trying so hard.
And I don't mean helping her with her stalker problem. I mean going as far as starting a thread thinking I have a chance in the first place.
I felt like I was brought back down to earth... but much more than that, I just felt miserable and ashamed...

While we were still talking, the other three girls caught up with us and we continued our shopping tour.
Surprisingly, I managed to act like nothing happened.
I was surprised at how well I could hide my disappointment.

Btw, this is where I went to the toilet and made that post.

897 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:10:44 ID:80EwsEig
When will your lost keys come into play?

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:10:51 ID:vI90oE5o
All of America, don't cry yet. Hold it in.

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:11:29 ID:4e6jLBml
Oh yeah, I forgot he lost his keys.
So he did spend the night at one of the girls' place.

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:11:44 ID:NCNFISKy
Uh... uh...
Sob... rage.....!!

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:11:45 ID:OpMHz3RR
There's no need to blame yourself, OP.

902 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:11:59 ID:UZqxCW4F
Crab end, huh?

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:12:16 ID:Qc2pSpsg
>>896
Y-You're making me cry!

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:12:20 ID:3K/zkXrR





























                 The end.

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:12:33 ID:Cd+EDJQz
Are we heading straight to the bad end now?

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:12:41 ID:OKuXMCCW
Speaking of keys, did you find them?
Where are you posting from anyway...?

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:12:52 ID:W+2jCU1k
All of Shikishima cried.

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:13:12 ID:amlJu5XO
Seems like everyone's getting all pessimistic, but there's no need to worry.
OP is guaranteed to get a happy ending with Miss Understanding.

Why, you ask? Because this story is just OP's fantasy.
And that is VIP QUALI-

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:13:17 ID:fguRcMT7
But hey, now OP can switch to the Kansai route without any hesitation, can't he?

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:13:20 ID:aWPlGcs2
It's almost time for the next thread. 950 starts it.

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:13:26 ID:NO/ujvpD
Did Kansai let you sleep at her place to make up for it?

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:13:32 ID:Es0ajWnB
Take advantage of Kansai's feelings of guilt!

913 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:13:35 ID:zEVFDqLv
>>897
Molester thinks he lost his keys, but they were actually stolen by Kansai.

Molester: "Huh? I don't have my keys."
Kansai: "Ask Miss Understanding to let her stay at her place thenw"

Kansai came up with this plan when she jumped to the wrong conclusion that Miss Understanding likes Molester.

914 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:13:58 ID:d6mU8Pts
And Molester Man swallowed Kansai's lies hook, line and sinker?

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:14:33 ID:1oBLwyhi
"Is this the end of our relationship?"
"Dumbass, how can something end that doesn't even exist!?"


916 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:14:44 ID:41uJDSiS
Reminder that we made OP interrupt his cooking to report this sad news to us...

917 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:14:56 ID:eJcUIlHn
Let me explain the deal with the keys. Up until today, I've always used a sporty Adidas wallet which looks like something middle schoolers would use.
I normally attach my keys to the wallet, but since I wanted to take a fancy leather wallet with me today,
I put my keys into my cardigan pocket instead and dropped them somewhere... or so I thought.


In the end, it turns out I've had them with me all this time.
After I finally managed to enter my place this morning, finished watching Pretty Cure and wanted to head to the convenience store,
I found something long and shiny inside one of my shoes....

Then I remembered. Before I headed out this morning, I thought to myself,
"I might lose the keys if I put them into the shallow cardigan pocket.
I don't want to put something hard into my jeans pockets either. I know! I'll just put them into one of shoes! Then I won't have to worry about losing them!".
Of course, I forgot all about it in the commotion later. I'm such a ditz.




Anyways, at this point, I was still thinking that I'd lost them.

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:15:42 ID:Xh3qEreL
>>917
OP's a ditz━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:15:42 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>917
Hahaha (Serious face)

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:16:02 ID:THlTUaHw
You're beyond help!

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:16:41 ID:QOn5She6
Why would you put your keys into your shoe!?
And why would you forget about putting them in a strange place like that!?

You're such a ditz... (*´Д`*)

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:16:46 ID:41uJDSiS
Ohh, I'll have to try that next time.

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:16:51 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>917
You really are a lost caseww

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:17:09 ID:SDMDZjXd
Wait a second.
How did you get into your place then?

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:17:36 ID:d6mU8Pts
Wouldn't your foot hurt if you put the keys into your shoe?w

926 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:19:07 ID:eJcUIlHn
Then it was evening, at last, and we decided to head home since we were all visibly tired.
But before that, we had tea in a coffee lounge, where another show of spoils started.
Walking around from store to store had luckily been distracting enough, but as soon as we sat down at the coffee lounge and rested our feet,
I was back to feeling blue. I felt like even the words "Blue Mountain" on the menu were mocking me.

Speaking of blue, I remember how I was in the blue team on sports day in elementary school, and went around telling my classmates a joke I had come up with the day before,
"Guys! Make sure to root for the BLUE team!! You don't want us losing and feeling BLUE too, do you!?".
I was so sure it'd earn laughs, but I only got frowns and weird looks...

I digress.
Where was I? Oh yeah, on the toilet.

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:19:09 ID:UZqxCW4F
Haha!

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:19:10 ID:41uJDSiS
>>924
You're right, this part doesn't make any sense.

>After I finally managed to enter my place this morning, finished watching Pretty Cure and wanted to head to the convenience store,
>I found something long and shiny inside one of my shoes....

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:19:14 ID:ePpmBF5D
>>950
You're in charge of starting the next thread.

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:20:01 ID:wXszUKI+
Wasn't there an old study that showed that even a rice corn in your shoe could severely decrease your mobility?

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:21:05 ID:d6mU8Pts
I'm sure OP borrowed a spare key from the landlord. Landlords are usually old men, which is why he was already up that early in the morning.

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:21:23 ID:NCNFISKy

http://pastorius.ddo.jp:8888/MT/archives/images/kosupure3-thumb.jpg

933 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:21:52 ID:eJcUIlHn
First, I was thinking of heading to my parents' place, but after all the shopping, I wasn't sure if I still had enough money left to get there.
I had left my ATM card at home just in case the whole thing did turn out be a scam after all and they tried to make me buy weird stuff (pots and paintings).
In hindsight, that might have been the better outcome, since I would have only lost some money and wouldn't have suffered any emotional damage.

As for the train ticket, I could have simply looked it up on my cell phone, but at the time, the thought didn't cross my mind for some reason.
So I called my parents to ask if they could bring me my spare house keys.
But apparently, it was too late to drive here and they said they'd bring it here the next morning. I had no choice but to spend the night somewhere else.

934 : Summary Site Admin : 04/11/14 19:22:14 ID:jP6Cmdpe
I've lost all my motivation to update the summary site with Molester's report sounding more and more like it's the last.

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:22:17 ID:Qc2pSpsg
>>926
You already knew the meaning of the expression feeling blue in elementary school?

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:22:33 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>932
I wasn't a fan of lolrandom pics from overseas, but this is hilarious.

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:23:04 ID:OpMHz3RR
I got it! Your plan is to make Kansai drink with you all night!!

938 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:23:09 ID:NO/ujvpD
It shouldn't be a problem if he put the keys under the shoe insert, right?
Also, maybe he left a spare key at his parents' place.

In any case, I choose to believe Molester and wait for a Kansai end.

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:23:17 ID:41uJDSiS
>>934
Lol.

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:23:32 ID:zjnOZp7H
You can tell from >>1's report that he doesn't even care anymore.

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:23:39 ID:ePpmBF5D
>>934
('A`) Hang in there...

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:23:45 ID:SDMDZjXd
>>934
Thanks for the hard work so far.

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:23:57 ID:GaMZSzlp
Looks like the next thread is the last.

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:24:13 ID:dwPYk2ke
From what I can see from your report, you didn't give her a single reason why she should find you attractive today in Shinjuku.
No wonder she said you're not her type.
Besides, unless you're used to it, you need to prepare yourself a lot more if you want to have a good time with a group of women.
This is especially true for losers like us...

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:25:06 ID:UZqxCW4F
Would it have been a better idea to go dressed like a girl?

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:25:07 ID:ePpmBF5D
As always, everyone suddenly stops posting a few posts before >>950.

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:25:14 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>944
>for losers like us

Hey!w

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:25:25 ID:SDMDZjXd
>>950 GET

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:26:01 ID:zjnOZp7H
Dumbass.

950 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:26:43 ID:eJcUIlHn
In the train back, everyone seemed exhausted.
Miss Butler, for instance, whom I didn't get to talk to much today unfortunately, was completely asleep. She looked cute when she was sleeping.
Although the other three didn't sleep, they looked quite tired as well.
No one really said anything, so I didn't either. I spent the whole time reading the thread and playing tetris,
until my cell phone had only one bar of battery power left and I turned it off.
Absorbing the awkward mood, the train kept chugging on.

Soon, we had arrived back at our starting point.
Even though the sun had still been out when we set out home, it was completely dark when we got off the train.
At Loli Jugs' suggstion, we decided to walk Miss Understanding home together. (It seems the girls all live in the same general direction.)

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:26:49 ID:Qc2pSpsg
The 950 GET belongs to me!

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:27:09 ID:GaMZSzlp
>>950
You start the next thread.

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:27:12 ID:zjnOZp7H
>>950
I lol'd.


954 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:27:44 ID:ePpmBF5D
>>950
Good job.

955 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:28:01 ID:eJcUIlHn
Sorry, guys, I can't start a new thread... I think.
Let me try it out.

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:28:07 ID:80EwsEig
>>950
You're Miserable Man from now on.

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:28:14 ID:SDMDZjXd
>>950
You wanted to start the last thread yourself, huh?w

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:29:01 ID:UZqxCW4F
Try to start it anyway.

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:29:03 ID:Es0ajWnB
The title of the next thread will reveal a shocking truth!!

960 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:29:05 ID:sTGzsRPu
Just caught up.
My sight is blurry and I can't see the monitor clearly...
It almost feels like I was turned down...

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:29:10 ID:dvcL4AwB
My sides hurt...w
What an unfortunate man...

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:29:22 ID:41uJDSiS
Pork Cutlet cosplay Yokohama Helmet Man!
Please be on standby.

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:29:30 ID:3K/zkXrR
One of the 2ch summary sites I had under favorites got deleted.

964 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:29:40 ID:eJcUIlHn
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100428147/l50

I was able to start it. Someone post the templates please.

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:29:44 ID:NxY/Pt+8
The next thread will be the moving finale grande!

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:30:05 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>964
GJ.

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:30:28 ID:UZqxCW4F
>>964
Crabs.

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:30:36 ID:Cd+EDJQz
I still think the saying "If you chase two rabbits, you won't catch either" fits Molester Man best.

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:30:46 ID:80EwsEig
Guys, Molester's story is far from over yet.
Don't get so pessimistic.

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:32:05 ID:aWPlGcs2
It's not over yet, is it?
It's VIP QUALITY to turn it around!! (TдT)


971 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:32:43 ID:dvcL4AwB
Whether the Miss Understanding route is over or not, depends on the way you think about it.
Since OP hasn't personally confessed his feelings to her, I'd say there's still hope...


972 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:32:53 ID:3K/zkXrR
The moment he manages to turn this one around, we'll know that this is all just a product of his imagination.

It'd be more believable if it ended like this.

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:32:53 ID:zEVFDqLv
When Kansai asked Miss Understanding how she feels about Molester, she said he isn't her type of man,
but she has yet to realize that he already occupies a pretty big place in her heart.

974 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:33:38 ID:eJcUIlHn
Oh wow, I have bad luck even in my own thread... Guess my crummy luck has followed me even into the Internet.

Continuation:
So there we were, a group of five people, walking the street at night.
The girls were oddly cheerful since they had gotten some rest during the train ride.
I, on the other hand, was about as cheerful as sludge washed up on the shores of Tokyo Bay.
Of course, I didn't let any of it show on my face when talking to them.

Somewhere along the way, we passed my place. Miss Understanding pointed to it and said cheerfully, "Ah, this is where Mr. Molester lives!".
That's right, this is where I live. I can't get in because I lost my keys though.
But I didn't want to make them worry about anything, especially about me, so I said,
"Wouldn't you feel uneasy being out this late without a man with you? Let me accompany you all to Miss Understanding's place."

Looking back now, I sound like a stalker who wanted to check out where she lives.

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:33:44 ID:bHMEbBOu
If you really like her,
it shouldn't matter if you're her type of man or not,
because you're going to make her mine anyway, right?

That is VIP QUALITY.

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:35:05 ID:41uJDSiS
Are you from Kanagawa prefecture?

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:35:12 ID:NO/ujvpD
I bet she was just hiding her embarrassment when she said OP isn't her type.
Miss Undie is such a shy girl.

978 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:35:20 ID:B0Tj1u6Y
>>972
Turn it around? When Molester wakes up tomorrow morning, he'll be in a hospital bed,
and he'll find out he'd been in a coma since he got hit by a truck in fifth grade of elementary school!!

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:35:42 ID:amlJu5XO
>>974
As a woman, I must say what you did there at the end is pretty creepy.
If it hadn't been for that, the four girls could have gone to someone's place or to the family restaurant to talk about the day, for example.
Poor girls.

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:36:06 ID:Cd+EDJQz
Let's stay friends. = She turned you down.

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:36:54 ID:dwPYk2ke
You should have just pretended to go home instead.
Or pretended to go to the convenience store.
You done goofed up.


982 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:37:31 ID:UZqxCW4F
OP's trying really hard.

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:37:41 ID:OKuXMCCW
This is gonna backfire on him so hard.

984 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:37:45 ID:eJcUIlHn
Miss Understanding's place wasn't far from mine.
I think it only took us about ten minutes to get there.
After chatting a little in front of her place, we wished her a good night. Then we walked the same way back from Miss Understanding's place.
After a few minutes, Yamaoka said,
"Well then, I have to go this way..."
and disappeared. I didn't get to talk to her much today. She seemed like a quiet and docile girl though.

With just Kansai & Loli left, the topic quickly changed to Miss Understanding and me.
"Mr. Molester, I guess it wasn't meant to be, huh?"
Loli was very cheerful for some reason.
"I'm really sorry..."
Kansai, on the other hand, wasn't cheerful at all.
"Don't worry, I'm totally fine!"
And me? I was just acting cheerful.

985 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:38:42 ID:80EwsEig
But OP wasn't turned down.
This was the first time he hung out with them, right?
Kansai's just gone and done something stupid, is all!
It's not over yet!

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:38:44 ID:d6mU8Pts
Kansai is... kinda cute.

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:39:37 ID:bHMEbBOu
I want OP to get even closer to Kansai.

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:39:57 ID:dwPYk2ke
Well, on the bright side, you had a chance with a hot girl.
Plus, I don't think you're completely out of the game yet.
The ball is in your court now.

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:40:19 ID:zjnOZp7H
Guess Kansai got too fired up and slipped.

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:40:34 ID:dvcL4AwB
Hang in there, OP.




















1000 GET

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:41:04 ID:LPOtmOnS
1000 GJ

992 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:41:15 ID:NO/ujvpD
I want to die.

993 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:41:18 ID:zjnOZp7H
If this is 1000, then I'll ABYABYABYABYA

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:41:21 ID:amlJu5XO
No, the 1000 GET is mine!

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:41:25 ID:B0Tj1u6Y
If this is 1000, Molester sends a creepy e-mail to Miss Undie!!



996 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:41:26 ID:Es0ajWnB
The more you hang out with Kansai and talk to her, the more you'll feel attracted to her.
Just make sure you don't let your love for her show for the first half a year or so.

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998 : Mr. Anonymous : 04/11/14 19:41:34 ID:SDMDZjXd



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999 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:41:36 ID:GaMZSzlp
Yeehaaww!

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:41:38 ID:amlJu5XO
The Molester route is over.

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