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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 9

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:29:07 ID:eJcUIlHn
1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100350480/

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2 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:30:00 ID:NxY/Pt+8
Concrabulations!

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:30:08 ID:KqjJGYhy
2?

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:30:17 ID:dvcL4AwB
Crabs.

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:30:59 ID:NWgEC3RT
>>1 Thanks, Molester Man.

6 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:31:09 ID:vZt7ygWt
It moves me to tears that >>1 was able to start the final thread himself.

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:32:14 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>1
Crabs.

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:33:11 ID:NxY/Pt+8
Looks like OP was not only mistaken for a molester by Miss Understanding, but was mistaken about many things himself.

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:33:27 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>1
Crabcrab.

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:34:23 ID:80EwsEig
Thanks, Miserable Man.

11 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:37:22 ID:Xggk26UI
>>1
Crabs. c⌒っ・肉・)φ

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:39:44 ID:d6mU8Pts
Why is no one posting any templates?

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:40:56 ID:Xggk26UI
>>12
Read the OP.

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:42:13 ID:amlJu5XO
I got the 1000 GET!!!

Why did it have to be a shitty thread like this... _| ̄|○ slump

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:42:20 ID:OKuXMCCW
>>1 Crabs.

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:42:23 ID:N4ET9DXV
Could it be that Kansai is a bigger Miss Understanding than Miss Undie?

17 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:42:53 ID:B0Tj1u6Y
Ugh, I feel awful. Like I feel in the morning after a night of drinking with buddies on Christmas Eve...

18 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:42:56 ID:eJcUIlHn
Continuation:


When we got to my place, Kansai said
"Ah, Loli, you can go on ahead home. You see, I wanted to borrow something from Molester."
"Oh, okay. See you tomorrow then."
Loli left.

"What did you want to borrow from me?"
"The Kai Band album, remember? You said you'd lend it to me."
"Ah, yes, now I remember."

She probably didn't really care about the CD. I mean, she hadn't said a word about the CD before that.
I was sure that she just wanted to apologize properly to me.
But either way, I didn't have my keys and couldn't get in until my dad brings my spare keys tomorrow.

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:43:10 ID:Qc2pSpsg
The admin of the summary site updates so quickly.

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:43:28 ID:W+2jCU1k
Hard to send an e-mail to Miss Undie after she said that about you, huh...

Or would it be better to send a one-liner?

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:44:16 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>13
Oh, sorry.
I just figured we should because Molester said something about templates in the previous thread...

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:44:31 ID:N4ET9DXV
Hm? Are we on the Kansai route now?

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:44:54 ID:B5lFCGB2
We could have been on the Kansai route if only OP hadn't lost his keys...

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:44:55 ID:80EwsEig
OP just unlocked the Kansai route.

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:45:14 ID:dwPYk2ke
I think Kansai is the type of woman who seems really thoughtful and considerate at first glance but is actually quite carefree.

26 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:45:32 ID:Qc2pSpsg
Is it flirting-with-Kansai time?

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:45:36 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>25
I agree with this so much I think I'm gonna go bald.

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:46:11 ID:Xggk26UI
As if a girl like her was interested in borrowing a Kai Band album...
Which can only mean thing. Oh God.

Don't tell me Kansai wants to...

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:46:14 ID:vZt7ygWt



Can I go (;´Д`) pant pant now?





30 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:46:21 ID:eJcUIlHn
"Ah, yes, yes... The album... You should go home, Kansai. I'll bring you the CD next time, okay?"
"I'm sorry... I guess you are mad at me."
"I'm not."

She was speaking in an apologetic tone. To be honest, I didn't like it at all. I didn't want to have a conversation like this with her.
She's my first friend in a very long time and I didn't want to see such a gloomy Kansai.

I had the impression that she wanted to go up to my room at any cost and apologize there.
But even if you go up to my room, you won't find any crabs there. I already ate them all.
The only thing waiting for you up there is a small stinking one-room apartment with kitchen,
with tropical fish, and several snakes wriggling around. Plus an "Air: The Movie" poster on a wall.

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:46:37 ID:41uJDSiS
http://www.kaisurf.com/

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:46:38 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>23
No, it's more like we can only switch to the Kansai route now BECAUSE OP lost his keys.

Molester: "I can't enter my apartment because I lost my keys."
Kansai: "You can spend the night at my place then."

33 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:47:22 ID:GaMZSzlp
Since they couldn't enter his place, Kansai and OP headed to a nearby park...

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:47:37 ID:41uJDSiS
http://www.air2004.com/ is here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

35 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:47:37 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>32
m9っ`Д´) That's it!!

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:47:40 ID:UZqxCW4F
I'm so jelly. I want some snakes too.

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:47:48 ID:Cd+EDJQz
>>30
Why don't you just say fuck it and let her into your place? She's going to find out one day anyway.

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:48:01 ID:80EwsEig
Something's strange about Kansai.
You're acting strange, Kansai.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:48:02 ID:B0Tj1u6Y
This is all a trap Kansai set up!!
By pretending to be Molester's wingman, she made Molester send annoying e-mails to Miss Undie!!
Then she told Miss Undie lies about Molester behind his back to show him in a bad light!!
The reason Kansai did all that was because she's actually Glasses' younger sister, while Glasses is Stalker Man, the one pulling the strings!!

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:48:07 ID:41uJDSiS
>>30
Wanna have the incense I bought yesterday?

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:48:30 ID:dwPYk2ke
You have to do something about your room, man. You need to be prepared for the off chance that you get unexpected guests, Molester!

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:48:36 ID:Qc2pSpsg
>>32
I get it. So the Kansai route only gets unlocked if you put your keys into your shoe and forget you put them there.

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:48:57 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>33
O-Outdoor sex?

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:48:57 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>40
What kind did you get? My favorite is sandalwood incense.

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:49:18 ID:zEVFDqLv
This is all a trap Kansai set up!!
By pretending to be Molester's wingman, she made Molester send annoying e-mails to Miss Undie!!
Then she told Miss Undie lies about Molester behind his back to show him in a bad light!!
The reason Kansai did all that was because she actually loves Miss Undie and because she's Stalker Woman, the one pulling the strings!!

46 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 19:49:34 ID:0HB2osdF
Things didn't go well for OP, huh...

(つд∩) BAAWWW BAAWWW

(つд・∩) peek

(つ∀∩) BAAWWW BAAWWW



47 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:49:35 ID:eJcUIlHn
Since she just wouldn't give up and I had enough of all the gloom, I said,
"Well, you see, it's not because I'm mad at you or anything, but I'm actually what you call an otaku."
"Huh?"
"You heard right. I'm an otaku."
"A game otaku?"
"Uhh... I guess you could call me a game otaku too, but... I'm also into pets."
"Pets you can't keep in an apartment?"
"No, I'm sure I'm allowed to keep them, but they're the kind girls find scary."
"What? Lizards and the like!?"

..................it totally backfired. Her serious face lit up and she was even more interested in my room.

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:49:48 ID:Xggk26UI
Eh, seriously!?
I was wondering how she'd react, but I didn't think she'd say that...

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:49:56 ID:Es0ajWnB
Kansai route confirmed.

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:50:16 ID:Cd+EDJQz
>>47
Congrats, it's obvious who you're going to end up with now.

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:50:16 ID:41uJDSiS
>>44
A GONESH incense called "Perfumes of a spring mist". I didn't know about it before, but I heard it's quite popular.

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:50:30 ID:dwPYk2ke
You think? The way I see it, Kansai just doesn't think before she acts.

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:50:41 ID:B0Tj1u6Y
Is it the snake route!?

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:50:56 ID:Xggk26UI
orz


55 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:51:02 ID:80EwsEig
Kansai?
Kansai?
Kansai? What the hell is going on?

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:51:09 ID:zEVFDqLv
Guess the crab route is gone, huh...

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:51:32 ID:41uJDSiS
When I look up to the sky~ I'm always alone by myself~ Although sad things happen~

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:51:36 ID:Qc2pSpsg
Is it the extremely rare route that lets you to put a snake around Kansai's neck?

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:51:39 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>47
Wait, wait, did you just unlock a secret route!!?

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:51:42 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>51
Spring mist! Great choice!
And a GONESH one toow I bet it was expensivewww

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:52:33 ID:Xggk26UI
307 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/14 07:47:46 eJcUIlHn
>>304
Morning to noon → I'm on cloud nine! Everything is great! I'm in such a good mood even Mr. John Muwete Muluaka would pale in comparison!!!
Evening → I crashed down to earth. I feel worse than hearing the daily horoscope from the Morning Show predict bad luck on the morning of an exam.
Midnight to late night → I slowly get back on my feet.


tl;dr Only bad things happened.




I wanna go "It's here━━(゚∀゚)━━!!" too right now,
but this post just won't let me.

62 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:52:37 ID:eJcUIlHn
"No... I have snakes. Colorful ones at that."
"Huh? Are you serious?"

See? Now she thinks I'm a weirdo.
It always goes like this. Why is it perfectly normal to have turtles as pets, but if you have snakes, everyone thinks you're fucking weird?

"You don't like snakes, right? I have to feed them today, so go home already."

Oh boy, so much for my first friend in many years, I guess...

"Well, since I'm a guy with such creepy hobbies, it's only natural that no one likes me."
I had already given up at this point.

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:52:52 ID:41uJDSiS
>>60
I didn't know anything about it when I bought it though. They were selling it in Tokyu Hands for 500 yen.

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:53:10 ID:UZqxCW4F
I cry like a baby every time when I realize I bought the wrong incense.

65 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:53:26 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>61
>tl;dr Only bad things happened.

I don't remember OP posting this.

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:53:41 ID:dwPYk2ke
I wonder why you do that, Molester.
Even though your chances aren't bad, I feel like you're going out of your way to squander them for yourself.
Actually, it's starting to piss me off.

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:54:08 ID:OKuXMCCW
Why do you have such a negative attitude?

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:54:10 ID:Qc2pSpsg
>>62
Miserable Man.

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:54:20 ID:dvcL4AwB
I feel kinda sad now. (´つω;`) Uh...

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:54:23 ID:80EwsEig
It's not that OP doesn't have any luck.
What he lacks is the ability to seize his luck.

71 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/14 19:54:33 ID:i1mwPFIU
..........you should just settle for Kansai.

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:54:37 ID:TOVzhtjI
I bet if it's Kansai, you can score with her.

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:55:16 ID:nH+X/Pf8
So the twist of this eroge is that Kansai was actually in love with Molester Man..........!!

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:55:36 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>63
Huh, that's pretty cheap.
I always get mine for 250 yen from a general store in my neighborhood.
The most important thing about incense is freshness. Once you've opened a pack, make sure to use it up as quickly as possible.
Unless you want them to start smelling like the inferior incense sticksw

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:55:47 ID:t0n5h/3I
Post the rest, post the rest.

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:56:00 ID:nH+X/Pf8
But incense sticks smell good.

77 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:56:07 ID:eJcUIlHn
"No. It should be okay as long as you're not a creep yourself."
"Huh?"
I let out a yelp of surprise.
"I mean, so what if you are an otaku? It's not your hobby that's creepy, nor can it make you a creep. The question is if you were a creep to begin with.
And you're not that creepy, Molester, so I think it's alright."

I don't remember the exact wording, but she said something to that effect with a straight face.
It was the first time in my life someone told me something like that. I was perplexed and happy at the same time.

Then I gave her a crash course in reptiles in front of my apartment. I told her about the different snake genera, and how the snake I imported for the first time last year was worth more than 100.000 yen,
but is sadly only worth half as much now etc.

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:56:29 ID:fguRcMT7
Kansai: "......I like you though."

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:56:30 ID:vOTJHZDs
Why can't you simply tell her that you lost your goddamn keys...? (ノД`)

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:56:35 ID:t0n5h/3I
Is it too early to go "It's here━━(゚∀゚)━━!!"...?

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:56:54 ID:Xggk26UI
>>65
Go read the previous thread.

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:57:09 ID:dwPYk2ke
Ahh, this isn't going to end well.
It never does when an otaku starts talking about his hobbies.

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:57:17 ID:WyWDMvYW
OP can score with Kansai 100% now.

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:57:33 ID:Cd+EDJQz
>>77
Holy shit!!
It's just like that saying, err, how did it go again? The end justifies the means? No. A blessing in disguise? No...

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:57:46 ID:Es0ajWnB
Molester: "I won't forgive you until you introduce me to a girl."
Kansai: "Wait, a hot girl like me is right in front of you, and you want me to introduce you to a different girl?"
Molester: "Let me ask you then, Kansai. Will you go out with me?"
Kansai: "......okay."

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:57:47 ID:WIS5SRha
>And you're not that creepywww

87 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:57:49 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>77
......I know it's weird coming from someone who was sure that the Kansai route was dead too, but

THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK PRETTY GOOD!

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:57:53 ID:amlJu5XO
>And you're not that creepy, Molester

>not that

>NOT THAT

>N    O    T        T    H    A    T

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:58:02 ID:t0n5h/3I
>>84
Pennies in heaven.

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:58:15 ID:dvcL4AwB
I wish he'd just tell her that he lost his keys...
Throw away that weird pride already! (PД`q)゚.

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:58:33 ID:B0Tj1u6Y
This thread is now about why incense is great and Molester Man is dumb!!

Japanese Incense Association President   Mr. Incense Sniffman
Favorite incense: Mosquito coil

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:58:43 ID:41uJDSiS
711 Name:1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/06 20:35:20 ID:WWCGAeKI
>>707
Molester: "Ah, there's a Green General over there on the side of the road."
Miss Understanding: "Eh? A snake?"
Molester: "That's right. The Green General is a species of the genus Elaphe.
It's one of the more famous and well-known species of snakes in Japan, but not many know
that it's also widely known as an Asian snake species in America under the name "Japanese Rat Snake".
They prefer flat habitats close to human settlements to mountainous ones.
In mountainous places, you're more likely to find its relatives, the Japanese Striped Snake or the Tiger Keelback.
The Green General eats pretty much everything, but mostly small rodents, hence the name "rat snake".
Its color may look very plain, but that's because many breeders in Japan prefer to breed olive green ones.
It's one of the most common species of snakes in Japan after all.
The winter came suddenly this year, so we might get to see different hibernation patterns this year."

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:58:46 ID:koaC4i2X
What Kansai said reminds me of something Tsunku said.

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:58:57 ID:NWgEC3RT
I'm not sure if Kansai is such a good person,
or she acts like this because she feels bad for what she did........

I know one thing for sure though.
Among the four girls, Kansai has always been the one that's most concerned about Molester.

95 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 19:59:16 ID:UZqxCW4F
>>90
Isn't it because she'd insist on helping him search for the keys if he told her?

96 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/14 19:59:36 ID:i1mwPFIU
Why the hell can't you tell her you lost your keys and ask her to let you spend the night at her place!?

97 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 19:59:47 ID:eJcUIlHn
Every time I used an otaku-ish term, she'd go like
"Ewww! Seriously!? You're such an otaku!!",
but I didn't mind as this was a lot more like her normal self.
It was the first time in several years that I got to talk to someone about my hobbies.
I kept going on an on. And I was feeling a lot better too.

Kansai listened to me without making a disgusted face even once.
Now that I think about it, I'm sure she just wanted to keep me company.
There's no way anyone would really enjoy listening to me talk about reptiles.

But since it'd gotten quite late, I had to somehow get her to head home.

98 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:00:13 ID:t0n5h/3I
It's probably because OP feels that they're not close enough.

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:00:46 ID:OKuXMCCW
Damnwwwwwww She's so adorablewwwwwww

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:00:55 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>94
Most concerned doesn't mean it's a lot though. I doubt any of them cares much for OP.

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:00:58 ID:Cd+EDJQz
>>89
Pennies from heaven, right.
I suppose Molester Man never imagined that something he said to make her hate him would cause her to like him more instead.

102 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:01:00 ID:t0n5h/3I
Good going, OP.

103 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:01:32 ID:80EwsEig
This might be a major turning point in OP's life if you think about it calmly.
Plus, no one could have predicted this outcome.

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:01:42 ID:dwPYk2ke
>>101
I wouldn't go as far as to say it made her like him more.
She just wanted to make up for what she did.

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:01:49 ID:t0n5h/3I
Oh wow. Kansai makes my imagination take flightwwwwwww

106 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 20:01:51 ID:0HB2osdF
        Molester
       ., ヘ ⌒ヽフ
      []() (・ω・` )      l二ヽ
   flick .□と    ) ̄⊃     ) )
      ⊂ (_(_つ   ̄⊃  / ̄ ̄ ̄ヽ
       ⊂_      ._⊃   | (\/) |
         ⊂__⊃.      |  > <  |
                     | (/\). |
                     ヽ___/
    _, ,_ Suicide isn't the answer!
 ( ‘д‘ ) ⌒ヽフ  
  ⊂彡☆))ω´)-=3 urk...
    punch


You can have my girlfriend.
Here you go. (・∀・)つ◎


Or would you prefer...
using my mouth?
Here you go. (・◎・)



107 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:02:28 ID:Xggk26UI
>>89
Shouldn't it be pennies FROM heaven?

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:02:56 ID:t0n5h/3I
>>107
You're right. orz

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:03:11 ID:B0Tj1u6Y
Then something unexpected happened...
Kansai's crotch started to bulge...
Molester: "Eh...?"
Kansai: "I happen to have a thing for snakes too..."

What then came out of her pants was a roughly 10m long anaconda...
Molester: "I see... I guess this is just another form of love..."

                 The end.

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:03:39 ID:sTGzsRPu
Is this "Air: The Movie"?
http://air2004.com/index.html

111 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:03:46 ID:e+ZXgFKu
Molester has yet to realize something important.
Namely, that having found a good female friend is a happy end in itself.

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:03:49 ID:d6mU8Pts
From heaven to pennies.

113 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:03:53 ID:zEVFDqLv
>Pennies in heaven

Nothing unusual about that.

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:04:18 ID:gjRP+CHZ
Since I got back home at 19 o'clock, I've been reading from post 500 of the previous thread to catch up, and I can't believe what I've missed out on...
I should have skipped the dumb mock exam and been here right from the beginning! BAAWWW! (T□T)

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:04:50 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>113
What good are pennies when they're in heaven and I can't reach them?

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:04:53 ID:OKuXMCCW
>>110
Okay, if I had a poster like that on my wall,
I wouldn't let a girl into my place eitherw

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:04:59 ID:koaC4i2X
To the pennies from heaven.

118 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:04:59 ID:eJcUIlHn
"It's getting late. Isn't it about time you headed home?"
"Not before you show me your snakes!"

This time, she didn't seem to be feeling bad, but sounded genuinely interested. Either way, Kansai still wanted to go up to my room. I had no choice but to tell her.

"No, you see... I lost my house keys and now I can't get in."
"No way! We have to look for them then!"
"No, I think I lost them somewhere in Shinuku..."
"Oh no! Why didn't you say something!?"
"I didn't want to make you girls worry..."
"Eh? Then what are you going to do tonight?"
"I'll hang around in the food section of Jusco or go to a manga cafe or something..."
"What about your parents' place?"
"The train ticket is quite expensive. Plus, I left my ATM card at home and I don't want to spend that much money on a train ticket anyway...
I already called my dad though. He said he'll bring me my spare key tomorrow morning, so it's all right."

119 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:05:18 ID:hEXtgNAp
Someone post the pic of the Kansai look-alike again pls.

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:05:23 ID:dwPYk2ke
>>111
Agreed.
I mean, he could still try to date her after becoming friends with her.
Why is OP in such a rush anyway? It's not like the world's going to end if he doesn't manage to get a girlfriend in a few days.

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:05:51 ID:41uJDSiS
>>119
>>1

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:06:19 ID:t0n5h/3I
She's within your reach now, OP.

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:06:36 ID:sTGzsRPu
Kansai: "Wanna come to my place? I'll let you spend the night there."
Molester: "Naw, it's okay. I don't want to inconvenience you."

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:06:38 ID:41uJDSiS
Too bad. Kansai still lives with her parents.

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:06:40 ID:Es0ajWnB
>Midnight to late night → I slowly get back on my feet.
Wait, it's not what I think it is, is it?

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:06:44 ID:nH+X/Pf8
Don't tell me you missed a chance to enter the Kansai route, Molester!!

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:06:48 ID:dvcL4AwB
Oh, he told her. This gonna be good.

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:06:53 ID:WAFJXM2V
Kansai: "Sleep at my place tonight."
Is it going to come━━━━━━\(゚∀゚)/━━━━━━??

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:07:19 ID:9yCed4/1
Don't worry, OP, you're not the only one with weird pets! Kansai keeps tapeworms inside her body!!

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:07:22 ID:H86ZFHX+
>>121
I lost it at the stalker pic.

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:07:30 ID:3K/zkXrR
Kansai: "Well~ Hang in there! I'm going home."

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:07:43 ID:zEVFDqLv
Kansai: "Okay, let me keep you company in a manga cafe then."

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:08:09 ID:t0n5h/3I
>>132
That sounds like it could be it.

134 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 20:08:13 ID:0HB2osdF
>>118
You and Kansai talked through the night, didn't you?


135 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:08:25 ID:e+ZXgFKu
Hmmmm?
Did Kansai keep you company all night?

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:08:48 ID:W+2jCU1k
What are you guys acting all surprised for? You must have known this from the start.


THE KANSAI ROUTE WAS THE ONLY OPTION FROM THE BEGINNING!!!

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:09:15 ID:nH+X/Pf8
Why is Kansai such a good girl? And why is this just like an eroge?

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:09:19 ID:GaMZSzlp
Kansai and Glasses are actually the same person, aren't they?

139 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:09:38 ID:eJcUIlHn
"Eh? Then you're going to be all alone all night?"
"All alone."
"Won't you be lonely?"
"I will."

While we were going over the pros and cons of bachelor life, Kansai's cell phone started ringing.
She held up a hand in my face before she went off somewhere.
I assumed she was telling me to wait. So I did.

After about five minutes, she came back.

"Your parents?"
"Yeah."
"They must be worried. Hurry up and go home."
"No, it's okay. I'll keep you company."
"Huh? But didn't your parents just call you?"
"Yeah, and I just told them that I'll be home later."
"You did what...? You should go home. I mean, huh?"
"Like I said, I'll keep you company."

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:09:42 ID:7sEW8gg9
I wonder when OP will remember where he put the keys.

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:09:48 ID:9yCed4/1
>>134-135
That's it!! And the reason he wrote "Only bad things happened." is because he's feeling bad for making Kansai keep him company all night!!

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:09:52 ID:sTGzsRPu
I think I figured it out.
OP posted "Only bad things happened" to lead us off track,
so he can catch us all off-guard by casually mentioning something like
"I spent all night XXXing with Kansai." in his report.

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:10:30 ID:zEVFDqLv
>>139
Gulp...

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:10:39 ID:Xh3qEreL
>>139
It's decided!

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:10:43 ID:UZqxCW4F
In b4 seicross.

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:10:51 ID:hEXtgNAp
http://www.google.com/search?hl=ja&lr=lang_ja&ie=SJIS&oe=SJIS&num=100&q=%8A%D6%90%BC%83%8B%81%5B%83g

147 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/14 20:10:56 ID:i1mwPFIU
>>139
Slurp.

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:01 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>139
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:05 ID:e+ZXgFKu
I wanna go to the family restaurant the four girls work at.
Post the address, OP.

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:06 ID:dwPYk2ke
Kansai's reaction is kinda fishy.
I find it hard to believe that Kansai is that kind a person...

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:18 ID:WIS5SRha
Sorry for leaving when we're about to get to the good part, but I'm going to have dinner now.

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:19 ID:7sEW8gg9
>>140
Replying to myself. It was after he watched Pretty Cure this morning.

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:28 ID:WAFJXM2V
Mr. Molester, will you please give me Miss Kansai? m(_ _)m

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:29 ID:SDMDZjXd
I knew Kansai would stay with him!

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:38 ID:Qc2pSpsg
Molester: "Now listen here. I'm into snakes and stuff. It'd be almost weird not to find me creepy."
Kansai: "Not true. I mean, so what if you are an otaku? It's not your hobby that's creepy, nor can it make you a creep. The question is if you were a creep to begin with. And you're not that creepy, Molester, so I think it's alright."
Molester: "Kansai... I'm genuinely happy to hear that... This is the first time someone said something like that to me..."
Kansai: "Really? Ah, you got tears in your eyes! You're so cute, Molester..."
Molester: "I think... I got hooked on you, Kansai..."
Kansai: "I... I... I couldn't stop thinking about you ever since I first saw you..."
Kansai: "...Kansai..."
Kansai: "...Molester..."

Before we noticed, we were humming a jazz tune, unable to contain our emotions.
The street in front of my apartment had turned into a stage for us.
We held each other by the hand, and started dancing.
Two lovers in a trance―――

Then we got hit by a truck.

156 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:40 ID:zEVFDqLv
>>146
"Free reservation for an open-air bath", huh...

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:41 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>146
Can't believe that's the first resultw

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:54 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>140
On the next day. Read the previous thread for details.

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:56 ID:Es0ajWnB
It's stuff like this that makes me doubt the authenticity of the story.

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:11:59 ID:9yCed4/1
This thread is going to end with...

Molester: "I'm planning on making an eroge with this story. What do you guys think?".

Am I right??

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:12:08 ID:qR4kdC/n
>>139
It's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:12:16 ID:Xggk26UI
>>139
It's here━━━━(°Д°)━━━━!!!!
Oh God, my heart is beating so fast.

163 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:12:19 ID:dvcL4AwB
(´Д`).。( ba-dump ba-dump )

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:12:27 ID:7sEW8gg9
Half of Kansai is made of kindness.

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:12:28 ID:Xh3qEreL
>>155
I lol'd.

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:12:48 ID:GaMZSzlp
And that's how Kansai and I got together.

    ~THE END~


That was the story of an eroge I found. Anyone interested?

167 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:13:19 ID:eJcUIlHn
"No, it's okay, it's okay!!"
"It's okay, it's okay!!"
"No, it's okay, it's okay!!"
"It's okay, it's okay!!"

Thinking back, I was acting like an idiot.
I desperately kept arguing back at her in order to send her away,
even though I was honestly very happy when she said she'd keep me company.
But then I suddenly felt kind of embarrassed, and decided to turn her offer down at any cost.
It's like I'm a grade-schooler that wants attention but is too embarrassed to admit it.

"I said it's okay!!"
"...okay."

As soon as Kansai loses her patience and gets a little mad, I give in. I'm so weak.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:13:25 ID:80EwsEig
Even if you're a troll, you get a standing ovation from me, OP.

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:13:47 ID:nH+X/Pf8
It's the Kansai routeーーーーーー

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:13:54 ID:HOd55trl
>>168
You mean your crotch is doing the standing ovation, don't you?

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:13:57 ID:crOjcilq
Guys, I've never played an eroge. Are they really like this?
Kansai is so fucking moe and if eroge are anything like this, I want to try one.

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:14:00 ID:3K/zkXrR









            Shit sounds made-up.

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:14:05 ID:amlJu5XO
>>160

OP's last post will be

"That was a fantasy I often fap to."

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:14:07 ID:Xh3qEreL
>>167
(;´Д`) pant pant P-Post the rest...

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:14:15 ID:7sEW8gg9
>>167
Kansai acting like a big sister is moe.

176 : Miss Understanding ◆vz43m3Y6Kc : 04/11/14 20:14:17 ID:OKuXMCCW

 



     ∧_∧
    (;´д⊂ヽ゛   A dream...
    /    _ノ⌒⌒ヽ.
 ( ̄⊂人  //⌒   ノ
⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃

Oh right... It was all a dream...

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:14:26 ID:W+2jCU1k
How can Molester resist getting infatuated with such a wonderful girl??

178 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:14:29 ID:zjnOZp7H
Uho!








            HOT       GUY







179 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:14:37 ID:sTGzsRPu
Wait up, guys!

>I had the impression that she wanted to go up to my room at any cost and apologize there.
>But even if you go up to my room, you won't find any crabs there. I already ate them all.  ←←←←←←
>The only thing waiting for you up there is a small stinking one-room apartment with kitchen,

Our crab got eaten!

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:14:57 ID:Xggk26UI
>>167
My heart's going ba-dump ba-dump ba-dump ba-dump.

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:14:58 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>167
Dude, are you retarded?

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:15:15 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>170
Hey, watch your mouth!

183 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:15:20 ID:crOjcilq
>>179
But our crab hot pot offline meeting...

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:15:38 ID:zjnOZp7H
>>179
I knew he was that kind of guy, but didn't think he'd go this far...

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:15:56 ID:/1dE4YYV















Psh, who loses their keys............

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:21 ID:nH+X/Pf8
Why? Keys are small. It's easy to lose them.

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:25 ID:41uJDSiS
I've been thinking for the longest time that Molester should be more honest about his feelings.

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:26 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>185
Read the thread more carefullyw

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:27 ID:crOjcilq
>>185
He didn't really lose his keys.
Read the damn thread.

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:37 ID:7sEW8gg9
>>179
We could have organized an offline consolation party for him if he hadn't eaten it all by himself.

191 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:39 ID:THlTUaHw
>>185
Duh, he didn't actually lose them.

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:44 ID:ePpmBF5D
I tried to draw a correlation chart, but gave up because it turned into a huge mess.

193 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:46 ID:t0n5h/3I
Okay, I get that OP was with her all night, but I'm curious about where they spent the night...

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:46 ID:sluPkL8T
And here I thought a whole crab was too much for one person.

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:57 ID:HOd55trl
OP's making it look like he only got to hang out with Kansai because he lost his keys, but...





couldn't he have had seicross with her if he hadn't lost them...?

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:16:58 ID:Xggk26UI
So many people wishing for a "I made it all up" end...



  YOU FAGGOTS ARE JUST JEALOUS, AREN'T YOU?

197 : Summary Site Admin : 04/11/14 20:17:12 ID:jP6Cmdpe
http://www.finito-jp.net/vote1-2/vote.cgi?id=chichara
As of now, Kansai's leading the popularity poll by a mile.

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:17:25 ID:fUTjvkBU
It may seem like a blessing that he lost his keys at first, but...

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:17:47 ID:41uJDSiS
>>197
I put in a vote for Kansai yesterday.

200 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:18:04 ID:eJcUIlHn
Since the night was still young, we decided to get something to eat.
"It's your treat."
"I don't have any money left. Were you even listening to me?"
"Isn't the guy supposed to pay? You gotta have a few thousand yen left."
"Pork bowl, okay?"
"No, beef bowl."

And so we headed to Matsuya.

We ordered beef bowls with egg.
"You better eat slowly and savor every bite."
"Okay, okay. It's my treat, alright?"
"Thank you very much."
"......in the end, I'm the one who treats you to beef bowl."
"It's just Aussie beef though."

I hadn't eaten beef bowl in a while, but it wasn't as good as I remembered it.

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:18:09 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>195
Depends on Molester's skills.

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:18:10 ID:crOjcilq
>>197
I cast a vote for her earlier today.

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:18:24 ID:fUTjvkBU
>>197
I voted for her twice. Once yesterday and once today.


204 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:18:59 ID:ePpmBF5D
>"Thank you very much."

No need to even comment on this. It speaks for itself.

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:19:00 ID:OKuXMCCW
Alright, I'm starting to get hyped. (;゚∀゚)=3 PANT PANT

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:19:06 ID:Qc2pSpsg
Molester: "No, it's okay, it's okay!!"
I kept uttering these words again and again.
Thinking back, I was acting like an idiot.
I desperately kept arguing back at her in order to send her away,
even though I was honestly very happy and my heart made a jump when she said she'd keep me company.
Kansai: "I said it's okay!!"
Kansai said so in a rather strong voice.
Overwhelmed by the tone of her words, I ended up saying "...okay.". I really didn't mean to.
Molester: "Thank you... Kansai..."
Kansai: "No... I'm sorry I yelled at you like that..."
Molester: "Kansai..."

Before we noticed, we were humming a jazz tune, unable to contain our emotions.
The street in front of my apartment had turned into a stage for us.
We held each other by the hand, and started dancing.
Two lovers in a trance―――

Then we got hit by a truck.

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:19:07 ID:NCNFISKy
Ha ha ha...

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:19:09 ID:zEVFDqLv
>>197
Added "House keys" to the character list.

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:19:11 ID:nH+X/Pf8
Kansai is so cool.

210 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:19:22 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>200
>"Thank you very much."
This part is very Molester-like...

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:19:25 ID:41uJDSiS
I wonder if that one vote for Fujoshi was by Pork Cutletw

212 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:19:26 ID:Cd+EDJQz
>"It's your treat."

I lol'd at the sudden change in tone.

213 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:19:58 ID:80EwsEig
This is great! The main plot is starting to get interesting, and there are side stories too!
Here's to hoping it's gonna make for a thicker book than Train Man!

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:20:06 ID:dwPYk2ke
Frankly, I'd prefer a brief summary of what happened at this point.

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:20:08 ID:zjnOZp7H
>>1
Granted it has the tendency to exaggerate things.
But here's three cheers for your memory...!

                             A prime example of VIP QUALITY.

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:20:39 ID:Es0ajWnB
So the beef bowl bit earlier today was foreshadowing?

217 : Summary Site Admin : 04/11/14 20:20:54 ID:jP6Cmdpe
Who added Charles Robert Jenkins to the list?w

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:21:15 ID:Xggk26UI
>>213
The main plot is already over though.

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:21:17 ID:aWPlGcs2
Up until a short while ago, I felt sorry for OP.
But now I have nothing but hatred left for him. What's with this corny scene that's like from some old TV soap?

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:21:19 ID:dvcL4AwB
I wanna check out the summary site... But I'm on a cell phone...
(´・д・`) SAD

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:21:20 ID:crOjcilq
This thread is about to end, huh? Perfect for VIPPERs like me who get tired of things quickly.

222 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:21:29 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>212
I find Kansai saying "It's your treat" to hide her embarrassment moe.
I bet she was planning on paying for him from the beginning.
Kansai, you so cute.

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:21:31 ID:fUTjvkBU
>>211
Added Pork Cutlet.

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:21:58 ID:Xggk26UI
>>219
Dude, don't hate him just because you're jealous.

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:22:37 ID:NCNFISKy
I, for one, don't hate >>1 because I can relate to him so much he's basically me and I'm him now.

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:22:43 ID:HOd55trl
Sorry, I'm the one who added Mr. Jenkins. ('A`)


Forgive me, Summary Site Admin. It was on a whim.

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:23:07 ID:vZt7ygWt
Added the guy in front of Alta to the list.

228 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:23:44 ID:eJcUIlHn
Kansai treated me to a beef bowl, and we headed to a manga cafe next.
I picked up all kinds of manga to read, but for some reason, there wasn't anything new among them. I kept reading manga I have back at home.
Now that I had come out of the otaku closet (although Kansai didn't really seem to get what it meant), I didn't even try to hide my power level anymore.
I read everything from otaku to shonen manga. From SukuRan to Koi Kaze to Azumanga to Ping-Pong Club....

Before I noticed, Kansai had started reading the manga I had finished reading.
"Ahh, I have a big brother too, but he's not nearly as kind as this guy!" (About Koi Kaze)
She even commented on the otaku manga. Then we had a quiet discussion about manga.
Since Kansai said she had read Ping-Pong Club before, we did a Furuya Minoru manga marathon next.

"This guy's later manga are a lot more serious than his early ones. I wonder why."
"Something must have happened to him. Something big like he got his heart broken or something."
"......"
"Kansai, I'm fine. Don't worry about it."
"Okay."

229 : 26 and unemployed ('A`) : 04/11/14 20:24:51 ID:Bfn7Uu5W
Sorry, but to be honest, I'm starting to hate Molester.
He's just showing off now. I wish he'd die.

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:25:17 ID:j5PKI47U
Is this Miss Yamaoka?

ttp://www.heidi.ne.jp/hp/uranai/rotten.html

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:25:24 ID:Xh3qEreL
Kansai (;´Д`) pant pant Kansai (;´Д`) pant pant Kansai (*´Д`) pant pant

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:25:39 ID:d6mU8Pts
It's Rottenmeier!

233 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:25:46 ID:OpMHz3RR
>>229
You get yourself a job first.

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:25:55 ID:Xh3qEreL
>>230
Rottenmeier!

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:26:02 ID:Xggk26UI
>>228
Wait, where did you talk?
You weren't in one of those booths with a love couch inside, were you!? WERE YOU!??

236 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:26:07 ID:LPOtmOnS
>SukuRan to Koi Kaze to Azumanga to Ping-Pong Club

Am I an otaku too if I own all of these? orz

237 : 26 and unemployed ('A`) : 04/11/14 20:26:19 ID:Bfn7Uu5W
Fuuuck, I wanna sit in a couple seat tooooo!

238 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:26:23 ID:ePpmBF5D
>>230
I was afraid to open the link at first because I thought it was guro. What a scary URL...

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:26:45 ID:fUTjvkBU
Why does Miss Undie only have 2 votes?

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:26:48 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>238
You are a hero.
So, what was it?

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:27:07 ID:41uJDSiS
Someone with amazing eyesight.

242 : Summary Site Admin : 04/11/14 20:27:17 ID:jP6Cmdpe
>>226
Okay. No problem.
I'm done for today.

243 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:27:26 ID:W+2jCU1k

>>229=237 is just creepy.

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:27:27 ID:ePpmBF5D
>>240
It's neither a virus, nor anything disturbing. Take a look yourself.

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:27:55 ID:41uJDSiS
But the guy in front of Alta is Pork Cutlet.

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:28:03 ID:amlJu5XO
You'll never get a girlfriend if you're only after seicross.








If you're ugly, that is.

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:28:44 ID:TDYMSO4s
fuckin kansaier !!!!fuckfuck

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:28:45 ID:80EwsEig
The popularity poll doesn't have Coffee Lounge in it.

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:28:55 ID:41uJDSiS
The URL said heidi and it really was Heidi...

250 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:29:21 ID:eJcUIlHn
And before too long, it was 5 in the morning.
Starting to get hungry again, we left the manga cafe with its exorbitant snack prices.
Somehow or other, we decided to head to Matsuya again.

"What do you think of pork bowl, Kansai?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"I mean, compared to beef bowl."
"Hmm... I think I like the beef bowl we had earlier better."
"But you do know that the beef in that beef bowl doesn't taste anything like it should, right?"
"Huh? But it's the same restaurant."
"No, what I mean is that beef used to taste completely different. It's all cheap Aussie beef now."
"Huh, that so?"
"People have gotten used to eating pork over time, but there was a time when pork and beef weren't even comparable because beef was so good."
"Can you really tell the difference in quality of beef, Molester, or are you just messing with me?"
"Wait, what? Are you making fun of me? Now listen. The traditional taste of beef is..."

We even had a small dispute over beef and pork.

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:29:33 ID:Qc2pSpsg
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252 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:29:55 ID:ePpmBF5D
>>251

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:31:03 ID:d6mU8Pts
This new Shinsengumi drama uses Matrix effects that are way out of place.

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:31:05 ID:/8aCHif2
>>251

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:31:11 ID:hEXtgNAp
You want seicross? Have some seicross.


http://www.famicom.biz/fc/htmls/4960641000028.html

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:31:34 ID:41uJDSiS
Seems like incense isn't my cup of tea after all. The smell is too strong...

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:31:40 ID:WyWDMvYW
>>252
Wow!!

258 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:31:56 ID:HDRaLx0c
>>251
That's amazing!

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:32:17 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>250
Why did you say only bad things happened?
Or is something really bad going to happen...?

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:32:19 ID:7sEW8gg9
Why would you stay in a manga cafe all night... What a waste of a perfectly good opportunity.

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:32:41 ID:7v90Zo6V
Finally caught up.


262 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:32:51 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>256
Beginners should leave the window slightly open when burning incense.

263 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:32:57 ID:eJcUIlHn
Kansai seemed even more tired than she already was in the manga cafe.
I, on the other hand, was fine because I'm usually watching anime, browsing 2ch or working at this time of the day.

"Tired?"
"I'm not..."

..........................wobble

"You are tired."
"I'm not."

..........................wobble

"Go home and get some sleep."
"I'm not tired."
"................my dad's going to be here soon, I'll be fine by myself."
"It's okay. I've made it this far, I might as well keep you company to the end..."

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:33:09 ID:t0n5h/3I
Beef bowl, manga cafe, and beef bowl again, huh? Okay...

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:33:21 ID:41uJDSiS
>>262
Yes, sir.

266 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/14 20:33:52 ID:i1mwPFIU
I feel like you could have easily taken her to a love hotel instead.

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:33:55 ID:crOjcilq
But even without the sex, spending a night together with a woman should have been enough of an experience for Molester.

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:34:15 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>265
And make sure to enjoy the wonderful lingering smell.

269 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:35:18 ID:Cd+EDJQz
>"It's okay. I've made it this far, I might as well keep you company to the end..."

I wish someone would say this to me toooooooooo!!!!!!!

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:35:53 ID:Z11G3+mv
>>1
I'm so jelly. _| ̄|○

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:36:00 ID:Es0ajWnB
Kansai is moe.

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:36:07 ID:t0n5h/3I
>>269
"It's okay. I've made it this far, I might as well keep you company to the end..."

There, I've said itw

273 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:36:47 ID:eJcUIlHn
It seemed like she was going to fall asleep if we kept sitting around, so we headed to the food corner of Jusco to buy me breakfast.

Kansai seemed to be enjoying herself running around and checking out ingredients.
I suppose she doesn't get to cook much what with her living with her parents.
I couldn't believe my ears when she called largescale blackfish and chicken grunts "sea bream"...
She seems to think every fish that's shaped like that is a sea bream.

The "Austrialian beef strips 200g" in the meat section triggered another round of discussion, at the end of which I ended up buying them.
By the way, they're also the beef strips that were cooking in my beef pot when I had to put it on hold.

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:37:22 ID:41uJDSiS
It's the beef pot he put on hold━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:37:36 ID:Es0ajWnB
And now Kansai is lying next to you.

276 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:37:50 ID:pmzyqvWQ
I caught up with the thread! I've never browsed 2ch this much on my cell phone before. My cell phone bill this month is gonna cost me a fortune.
Molester, my man, now that it's come to this, you better go the whole nine yards and have seicross with Kansai.

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:37:52 ID:ePpmBF5D
>>275
Totally unbelievable!

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:38:18 ID:80EwsEig
Whoa, I can't believe my eyes. >>1 was just a toddler the other day and couldn't even walk properly, but now he's grown so much!






Time to reap the fruits of our hard work.

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:38:19 ID:7sEW8gg9
I'm gonna kill you if you're about to have beef pot with Kansai.

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:38:45 ID:Xh3qEreL
>>273
I'm so jelly.

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:38:52 ID:Es0ajWnB
>>277
OP is Molester Man because he can make the unbelievable happen!

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:38:58 ID:GaMZSzlp
T-There's no way that K-Kansai is watching this thread with Molester, is there?

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:39:22 ID:t0n5h/3I
You gotta buy crab too. Crab.

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:39:47 ID:NCNFISKy
Molester is a gentleman who doesn't try to take advantage of the situation and drag her to a love hotel. No wonder Kansai fell in love with him.

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:39:59 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>282
No, she's sleeping next to him...

286 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:40:24 ID:eJcUIlHn
Then, when we were sitting on a bench after the shopping, I got an e-mail from dad that said
"We're about to get off the highway, so we should be there in an hour or so.".
It takes at least two hours to get here from my parents' place, even if the highways are completely empty. Mom and dad must have headed out very early.
Guess they weren't such bad people after all!

Honestly, I was kinda moved when I read the e-mail.

I told Kansai about the e-mail and said I'd be okay now... but she insisted
"We still have an hour until they arrive, right? Let me walk you home. It's on my way home anyway."

It would have been weird to say no after she'd kept me company all night long, so I decided to take her up on her offer.

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:40:42 ID:crOjcilq
Is Jusco open 24 hours?

288 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:41:15 ID:ePpmBF5D
What do you mean they weren't such bad people after all!? They're your parents!

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:41:15 ID:Xggk26UI
Part 01~08:    Miss Undie arc
Part 09~17:    Kansai arc
Part 18~22:    Loli Jugs arc
Part 23:        Butler arc
Part 24~76:    Glasses arc (Touching final)

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:41:26 ID:Qc2pSpsg
I don't have any female friends...
I only have seven male friends... And I don't even have much contact with them.

I wish I had more friends, guys. orz

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:41:39 ID:W+2jCU1k
Molester isn't in love with Kansai now, is he?


THE MOMENT HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH KANSAI WILL MARK THE BEGINNING OF THE SECOND CHAPTER

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:41:43 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>287
Seems like the one near Molester's place is.

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:41:49 ID:NWgEC3RT
>>290
I shall be your friend from today on!

294 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:42:04 ID:pmzyqvWQ
Kansai is a bro, alright. I feel like she's the type to actually look after her friends. Though she did fuck up big time yesterday.

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:42:04 ID:41uJDSiS
>>288
This so much.

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:42:14 ID:e+ZXgFKu
When Kansai first appeared,
I thought she was an annoying attention whore,
but now...
I find her so lovely I can't help myself.

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:42:32 ID:sTGzsRPu
But after going on and on about how he's worried about Miss Undie,
he can't simply switch to Kansai and suggest going to a love hotel. Kansai wouldn't be okay with it.

298 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:42:42 ID:crOjcilq
>>292
I see. There's no Jusco in my neighborhood, so I had no idea.

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:43:00 ID:WAFJXM2V
>>290
At least, you got friends.
I have zero female friends
and zero male friends.


300 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:43:02 ID:80EwsEig
>>289
That's kinda like Tokyo Daigaku Monogatari.
Does the last arc take place in Miss Undie's imagination?

301 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:43:17 ID:eJcUIlHn
But we were back at my place in no time, so we sat down on the stairs in front of my apartment like earlier that night and talked for almost an hour.
Later I realized that it might have caused my neighbors to misunderstand. But meh, I barely have any social interaction with them anyway.

Due to the cold and the lack space, we were eventually leaning against each other like a couple.
My heartbeat made a huge leap when I realized this.
Plus, the topic changed to love and relationships, which made my heart make another huge leap.

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:43:24 ID:OKuXMCCW
Why doesn't he take her to a love hotel already?

303 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:43:58 ID:d6mU8Pts
Then OP's dad comes andasdfghjklzxcvbnm,.

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:44:01 ID:t0n5h/3I
His heart made a huge leap!

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:44:09 ID:Es0ajWnB
You managed act like a gentleman all day, you can't get horny on the cold stairs in front of your apartment now!

306 : Just my imagination : 04/11/14 20:44:20 ID:K1slbclK
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           レ 「  〈ノ ゝl|',l l        i   I've made it this far,
             !  :::::::... !,' ,'´ヽ ,-ニヽノ   I might as well keep you company to the end..."
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307 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:44:52 ID:aHgioHm1

http://c.pic.to/2g2mh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

308 : 151 : 04/11/14 20:44:59 ID:WIS5SRha
What do you guys think I just had for dinner? Crab sushiwww

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:45:26 ID:crOjcilq
>>307
Doesn't load for me.

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:45:44 ID:/7k0HzPp
★★★ VIPPERs act out a script~Christmas Special~ ★★★
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100432566/

311 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 20:45:45 ID:0HB2osdF
  plunk
__/、冫、)_Use this opportunity to tell Kansai you like her.

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:46:08 ID:+0lsa7nm

Kansai: "What? Go out with you? Didn't I tell you that I have a boyfriend?"



  Chapter 2   The End.

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:46:34 ID:t0n5h/3I
>>312
Damn, instant killw

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:47:04 ID:Cd+EDJQz
My eyes are glued to the swaying of your Dancin' Shadow The night begins when I sound my horn in front your door
The moon is just ceramic and the stars are plastic We're the only ones that are real
The night lets out a sigh every time you kiss me So sweet my angel
Give it to me All of your light!

(from "Be Together" by Suzuki Ami)

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:47:12 ID:ePpmBF5D
>>307
I pulled out my cell phone to have a look, but it was just Bear Senseiw

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:47:12 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>312
Man, that's a short chapterw

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:47:18 ID:fUTjvkBU
>>306
I think I just understood the meaning of the phrase "to die from an overdose of moe".

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:47:23 ID:d6mU8Pts
It's Suzuki Amiw

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:47:35 ID:OKuXMCCW
>>307
Holy shit, I thought I was dead meat! ((;゚Д゚))) shake shake

320 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:47:44 ID:eJcUIlHn
"You'll get a girlfriend eventually. I'm sure of it!"
"I can't remember having a nice chat with a girl in my entire life. Do you really think I can get a girlfriend?"
I laid it all bare since there was no need to act cool anymore.
"But you're having a nice chat with me right now!"
"Alright then, what if I asked you to go out with me?"
"My answer would be 'No'."

While typing it out, I realized I was quite daring there, but as it wasn't a serious question, it wasn't embarrassing at all when I said it.


Then I got a call from dad. He asked me "We're at this intersection called ○○. Where do we go from here?".
I guessed that he was about 30 minutes away from my place.

"Your dad?"
"Who else could it be?w He'll be here in half an hour. You live nearby, right? Let me walk you home."
"No, it's okay."
"You sure? Aren't you scared of stalkers and the like?w"
"I said it's okay!! Do you want my parents to see you and get the wrong idea or what?"
"Ahh..."

That's when I realized it. She had probably told her parents some suspicious excuse to stay out with me all night...

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:47:57 ID:pmzyqvWQ
I was rooting for OP until now, but now I just want him dead.

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:48:13 ID:W+2jCU1k

I'll be honest. I never felt like rooting for a molester who says things like "If possible, I want to have seicross with her" in the first place.

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:49:10 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>320
Ladies and gentlemen, this technique is what we refer to as "little confession".



Don't get all shy now! KANSAAAAAI!

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:49:13 ID:ePpmBF5D
>"My answer would be 'No'."

SHOT. DOWN.

Everyone, jump into the sea! Lower the cutters!

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:49:24 ID:Cd+EDJQz
>"Alright then, what if I asked you to go out with me?"
>"My answer would be 'No'."


PfffwwwwwwwwwwOkaywwwwwwwwwwww

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:49:31 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>320
He got turned down flat out━━━ヽ(ヽ(゚ヽ(゚∀ヽ(゚∀゚ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ゚∀゚)ノ∀゚)ノ゚)ノ)ノ━━━!!!!

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:49:40 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>320 You need to work on your timing, son.

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:49:57 ID:d6mU8Pts
>"My answer would be 'No'."

Considering Kansai's personality, she didn't have a choice but to react like this.

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:49:59 ID:zj8mAD49
By the way, how old is OP?

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:50:20 ID:nH+X/Pf8
Kansai - A kind girl who thinks largescale blackfish and chicken grunts are sea breams, and goes out of her way to help others, but takes it a bit too far sometimes..........

               That's the type of character we were going for. (Molester Man production staff)

331 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:50:41 ID:eJcUIlHn
"I really owe you one."
"No, sorry again for jumping to conclusions and all..."
"Stop saying sorry already. I'm fine, really. It's not like I was in love with her!"
"Yeah, right! It was so obvious that you were interested in her.
"No, really, I mean it."
"Alright, if that's what you want me to believe."
"Watch your back on your way home!"


When I finally got into my room, Dekaranger had just started, and the rest is history.

332 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:50:55 ID:WAFJXM2V
Looks like the Miss Understanding route and the Kansai route are both dead.

Guess that only leaves the happy end on the Glasses route.

333 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/14 20:50:58 ID:0HB2osdF
>"My answer would be 'No'."

This is so Kansaiw


334 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:51:06 ID:Xh3qEreL
>>328
I agree. But then again, Kansai is great because she can react like this.

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:51:10 ID:Cd+EDJQz
I'm already beginning to regret posting those lyrics a few minutes ago.

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:51:17 ID:fUTjvkBU
>>324
>"My answer would be 'No'."
She didn't say no, she just said she would say no. Let's put all our hope in this subtle difference.

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:51:24 ID:80EwsEig
And that's how Molester discovered that there are other feelings than the desire to have seicross, huh?


338 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:51:38 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>307
Don't scare me like that!!

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:51:45 ID:7sEW8gg9
>>331
Crabs.
Miss Undie was a no-go, but you might have found a good friend in Kansai.

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:51:54 ID:dvcL4AwB
Ah, I finally managed to get the summary site to load.
Good work, admin.

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:52:06 ID:Es0ajWnB
Sorry for the serious reply, but don't you ever cut contact with Kansai!
Staying in contact with Kansai is bound to pay off, even if it's just as friends.

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:52:22 ID:3K/zkXrR
The End!!!









Right??

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:52:26 ID:WAFJXM2V
Well, having found a good friend in Kansai is good enough, isn't it?

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:52:33 ID:NCNFISKy
Guess this is the end of the line.

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:53:01 ID:hEXtgNAp
>>331
And you haven't received any e-mails after that?


346 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:53:02 ID:0HB2osdF
>>307
Someone please explain!!


347 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:53:06 ID:K1slbclK
It's all over, guys.
Now all that's left is for someone to give the dismiss order.

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:53:10 ID:LPOtmOnS
Check your cell phone. There might be an e-mail waiting for you.

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:53:35 ID:Es0ajWnB
No, it's not over yet!

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:53:36 ID:Xh3qEreL
Yeah, it's better not to cut ties with Kansai.
Make sure you contact her frequently.

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:53:40 ID:crOjcilq
What are you going to do about Miss Undie's stalker problem?

352 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:53:41 ID:pmzyqvWQ
It's amazing how OP managed to get this close with Kansai in such a short time. Are they that compatible or is Kansai just that nice?

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:53:48 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>307
You're one of the VIPPERs who were in Shinjuku yesterday, right? Didn't you post a pic of yourself holding two kitchen knives yesterday too?
Anyways, I love you, man.

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:54:04 ID:e+ZXgFKu
Miss Undie said you're not her type of man, but that doesn't mean you can't become friends with her.
You're already friends with Kansai now.
And you seem to have left a good impression on the other girls from the family restaurant too.
Don't get greedy now.

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:54:08 ID:+0lsa7nm
Go have seicross with Kansai.


356 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:54:21 ID:3K/zkXrR
 









        Kansai is only nice to Molester because she feels bad for what she did.








357 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:54:37 ID:aHgioHm1
>>338
I think you've gained valuable experience as a man.
Congrats!

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:54:43 ID:Es0ajWnB
>>356
That's just asking to be taken advantage of.

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:55:05 ID:sTGzsRPu
>>356
I feel like I've heard that somewhere before...

360 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:55:21 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>351
Well, I'm not a fucking saint. I don't feel that I want to protect her as strongly as I did before.
Nevertheless, if there's something I can do to help, I will. How could I not after hearing all the details of what happened to her.

361 : 26 and unemployed ('A`) : 04/11/14 20:55:21 ID:Bfn7Uu5W
>>354
This. I'm so fucking jelly.
I can't believe an eroge otaku who keeps snakes at home gets to have such a good time.
University students sure have it easy today.

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:55:52 ID:0HB2osdF

So, what was >>307 about? (゚⊿゚)

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:55:52 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>360
Post the details!!!!!!

Post as much as you can!

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:56:10 ID:80EwsEig
The Kansai route isn't dead though. On the contrary, it looks quite good.
She brushed OP's question off as a joke, is all.
Did you write an e-mail to Kansai after that, OP?

365 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:56:21 ID:3NLj3xw+
Thanks, Molester!

By the way, what do you think of Kansai now?

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:56:22 ID:NCNFISKy
Well, you should be just happy you got yourself a female friend.

367 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:56:29 ID:ePpmBF5D
Looks like we're done for now. Time to take a bath.

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:56:45 ID:aWPlGcs2
Has no one tried to contact you today?
And what's your next step going to be now?

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:56:54 ID:aHgioHm1
>>361
Come out to Tokiwadai and I'll treat you to a beef bowl at Matsuya.

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:56:54 ID:hEXtgNAp
OP got an e-mail.






................................two hours ago.

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:56:59 ID:d6mU8Pts
Ignoring the stalker problem and switching to the Kansai route already
is the dumbest thing you could do.

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:57:06 ID:t0n5h/3I
It'd leave a bad impression on her if you switched routes too quickly. Try to take it slow.

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:57:08 ID:dj7/yzFn
307 is Knife Man.

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:57:41 ID:amlJu5XO
>Midnight to late night → I slowly get back on my feet.

I still don't see when this is supposed to have happened.

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:57:43 ID:Xh3qEreL
Has no one tried to contact you after that, OP?

376 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:57:52 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>363
No, no, I mean the details of what the stalker has done to her. I can't post them.
The Miss Understanding route may have been lost forever, but it seems like my impression that she's "relying" on me wasn't just my imagination.
Plus, I can't suddenly act like I don't care just because I found out I can't have seicross with her.

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:57:54 ID:OpMHz3RR
How about we all post a pic of our dicks and then go our separate ways?

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:57:56 ID:sTGzsRPu
Okay, gtg to my part-time job.
Thanks for the report, >>1.
I've been watching your threads since the first one. You're a cool guy.

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:58:25 ID:Es0ajWnB
Exactly. By helping Miss Understanding with her molester problem,
you will not only earn brownie points with Kansai, but also make her feel more indebted to you.

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:58:44 ID:7sEW8gg9
It obviously depends on Miss Undie's reaction too, but why don't you get her a selection of self-defense products?
You should show her that you're a man, or well, that you can keep your word like a man.
Don't let her hanging just because you can't score with her, although I'm sure you already know that.

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:58:55 ID:aHgioHm1
>>1
You're in too deep to back out now.

382 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:59:14 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>376
Of course not.
If you don't want to lose Kansai, Loli Jugs, and Miss Yamaoka, that is.


383 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:59:20 ID:dvcL4AwB
Wait... Don't tell me this is really the last thread... (´・д・`)

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 20:59:24 ID:Es0ajWnB
>>379
× molester problem
○ stalker problem

385 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 20:59:35 ID:eJcUIlHn
I only got an e-mail from Loli Jugs. Said something like "It's a pity, but cheer up".

>>365
I don't really know yet... Last night reinforced my feeling that she's a bro, is all.

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:00:09 ID:ic1QKdyl
Well, deal with the stalker problem however you like.
By the way, what kind of clothes did you get? I want to know what the girls picked out for you. Could you post pictures?

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:00:38 ID:HDRaLx0c
     +  。    +  。    +
   。 _____________ +
 + /|:: ┌──────┐ : :|  +  + 。   +
  /  |:: |          | : :| + ______
+. |... |:: |         | : :|   |「 ̄ ̄ ̄ `||`l +
  |... |:: |         | : :| 。 || ォ゚゚゚Πへ.:|| :|+
 +.|... |:: └──────┘ : :|   |L二二二ニ!| ;|
  \.|    ┌────┐   .| + | ̄ ̄| ̄ ̄|~::| +
  +   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   |__|__|/
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                   _
                 + / /\ +
                  | ̄i\/| 。
                +. |  | =| |  +
                。. |_| =|/| +
     ∧_∧         | ̄ ̄| .|
    (  ´∀)          |    |/
     |   ∪ Guess we all like displays best.
    ⊂と__)


388 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:00:53 ID:K1slbclK
λ...... This place is weird...   λ......       λ......
  λ......            λ...... It was a mistake to come here...
 λ......      λ......
        λ......                  λ...... They're all running away...
    λ......             λ......
                λ......
 λ......       λ......          λ...... Everyone's running away...
λ...... This place is weird...   λ......       λ......
  λ......            λ...... It was a mistake to come here...
 λ......      λ......
        λ......                  λ...... They're all running away...
    λ......             λ......
                λ......         That is VIP QUALITY.
 λ......       λ......          λ...... http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:00:58 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>385
Then it's best to just stay friends with her, isn't it?
In any case, don't get impatient. The last thing you wanna do now is go berserk.

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:01:19 ID:Xggk26UI
>>385
I think you should send an e-mail to Kansai.

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:01:17 ID:pmzyqvWQ
Welp, looks like this is going to turn into a drawn-out battle, and everyone knows the VIPPERs have a short attention span.
I'd stick around out of curiosity though.

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:01:22 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>385
What do you mean it's all!?
I think someone's getting full of himself!
You confessed to her that you're a creepy otaku, you know!?
Just be glad she still talks to you!

393 : ◆Xdkl.GWZCA : 04/11/14 21:01:28 ID:JburP8cf
>>387
I think you're in the wrong thread.

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:01:35 ID:koaC4i2X
Poor guy... Got rejected before he even had the chance to ask her out. I was too, I can relate.

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:01:42 ID:/1dE4YYV
Is it just me or is OP's personality starting to change?

396 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:03:01 ID:HOd55trl
Alright, the real Molester Man starts now! Cheer up, Molester!

Until now I was kind of expecting this to turn out like Train Man,
but from this point on, it's going to be your very own story.

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:03:06 ID:HDRaLx0c
>>393
No, he's not. Take a look at the popularity poll.

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:03:09 ID:fUTjvkBU
>>393
I don't think he's in the wrong thread...

399 : Summary Site Admin : 04/11/14 21:03:30 ID:jP6Cmdpe
http://www.finito-jp.net/vote1-2/vote.cgi?id=chichara

The moment the Kansai route died, the display took over first place.

2004/11/14(Sun) 21:01:00 Current number of votes: 134
1st: Display      45 33.6%
2nd: Kansai      41 30.6%
3rd: Crab       13  9.7%
4th: Keys        8  6.0%
5th: Loli Jugs     5  3.7%



400 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:03:34 ID:dvcL4AwB
Look, OP.
Write an e-mail to Jugs first.
Then write a thank-you e-mail to Kansai.

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:03:34 ID:Es0ajWnB
Deal with Loli Jugs however you like.
Kansai is really the one you should be contacting.

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:03:35 ID:W+2jCU1k
>>395
That is VIP QUALIT-

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:03:40 ID:Xh3qEreL
>>385
Have you sent an e-mail to Kansai or called her?
I think you should definitely thank her for keeping you company all night.
Sorry if you've already done it though.

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:03:51 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>385
What are you going to do from now on? Are you going to keep reporting back here?


405 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:04:51 ID:t0n5h/3I
I, for one, would love to see more reports from OP if possible.

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:04:56 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>404
Why not? It's VIP. You can post anything herew
>>403
Seconded.

407 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 21:05:06 ID:eJcUIlHn
I already replied to Loli's e-mail.
Haven't replied to Kansai yet though.

She said she doesn't have to work today, so I figured she's still sleeping.
What kind of e-mail should I send?

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:05:13 ID:80EwsEig
I wanna know what happened to Pork Cutlet's Rock 'n' Roll love.

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:05:50 ID:NCNFISKy
The only problem is that VIPPERs have the attention span of a flea. I want these threads to continue,
but maybe it's better to only start a thread when something big has happened.

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:05:54 ID:Es0ajWnB
"Thanks for keeping me company all night yesterday.
I know now that you're a good person despite your sharp tongue."
Or something along these lines.

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:06:22 ID:pmzyqvWQ
Ah, I'm the one who added "crab" to the popularity poll two nights ago...
There were only 5 votes at that time, and I was like why the fuck not. I regret it now.

412 : ◆Xdkl.GWZCA : 04/11/14 21:06:39 ID:JburP8cf
>>397
>>398
I'm sorryw

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:07:01 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>407
"Thanks for yesterday. I think I'm in love with you.
I know it's sudden, but would you go out with me? If you want, we could start out as friends too."

Just throwing it out there.

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:07:03 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>407
Thank her
- for keeping you company last night
- for her fruitless efforts to bring you and Miss Undie together
Additional remarks
- on her fruitless efforts to bring you and Miss Undie together
- on the little confession you made at the end

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:07:12 ID:OpMHz3RR
"I'll treat you to something better than beef bowl next time."
Shouldn't it be something like this?

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:07:34 ID:0HB2osdF
>>412
Good boy.

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:07:45 ID:Cd+EDJQz
Umm, so, this thread ends with OP becoming good friends with all three of them, huh?

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:09:07 ID:Es0ajWnB
Tell her you couldn't treat her to anything because you didn't have any money left,
and that you'll make up for it next time. That way, you make sure there is a next time.

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:09:24 ID:kpoqE6dR
>407
"Thanks for yesterday. I feel like I've found a good friend in you.
Let's go hang out again sometime!"
Or something like that.

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:09:34 ID:Es0ajWnB
>>417
It's not the end yet!

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:09:38 ID:80EwsEig
"Sorry for yesterday.
But then again, it's partly your fault! Just joking. (^O^)
Did you get home safely after that? You didn't catch a cold, did you?"

422 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 21:10:08 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>414
"Are you up again?
Thank you so much for yesterday. I would have probably died of boredom if it hadn't been for you, Kansai.
And please don't feel bad about the thing with Miss Understanding.
I'm actually grateful for everything you did for me.
Let me treat you to something better than beef bowls next time."

This any good?

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:10:15 ID:7sEW8gg9
>>407
"Thanks for inviting me along yesterday.
To be honest, I'm a bit sad I got turned down, but oh well, c'est la vie.
I still intend to help Miss Understanding with her stalker problem.
Btw, thank you for being such a great person, Kansai."

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:10:35 ID:80EwsEig
"Sorry for yesterday.
But then again, it's partly your fault too! Just joking. (^O^)
Did you get home safely after that? You didn't catch a cold, did you?"


How about this?

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:11:07 ID:Es0ajWnB
There's no need to mention the thing with Miss Understanding.

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:11:07 ID:t0n5h/3I
"I never told you about this, but I've been getting advice about dealing with you girls from a certain website.
And I was planning on giving the people from that website an opportunity to meet you in person. What do you think?"


etc.

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:11:09 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>422
What happened to the additional remark on the little confession you made at the end...?w
I wouldn't know what to write about it either thoughw

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:11:17 ID:kpoqE6dR
I wouldn't mention the thing with Miss Undie at all. I'm sure she still feels bad for it.

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:11:28 ID:Xggk26UI
>>423
>Btw, thank you for being such a great person, Kansai.

↑ Creepy.

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:11:35 ID:THlTUaHw
>>422
Ok.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:11:47 ID:NWgEC3RT
>>422
I don't see any problems with it.
Except maybe one thing. I'd change "Let me treat you" to "I'll treat you".

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:12:02 ID:80EwsEig
It's long and roundabout like all your e-mails.

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:12:05 ID:kRKHRUqc
Add this to the end:

"You're a real bro, Kansai. Thank you. (つД`)"

Do it.

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:12:24 ID:e+ZXgFKu
>>427
His little confession was just a joke, a spur-of-the-moment thing.
Wouldn't it be weird to bring it up again?

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:12:25 ID:Es0ajWnB
No long e-mails.

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:12:31 ID:HOd55trl
>>431
I agree with this. Looks good to me too.

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:12:35 ID:HDRaLx0c
Wait, I don't think the Miss Understanding end is out of question yet.
You've only just met her, you'll have plenty of chances to turn things around.
If you really like her, don't just give up like that! Keep trying! Don't overdo it though.
But if all you want is fuck, you're probably better off switching targets.

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:12:47 ID:d6mU8Pts
You think that's a long e-mail? Makes me wonder what kind of e-mails you guys normally write...

439 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:12:51 ID:dvcL4AwB
>1
"Thank you very much for keeping me company yesterday.
I was really happy about it.
I didn't have any money left yesterday, so I'll treat you to something good next time.
It was cold this morning. You didn't catch a cold, did you?"
How is it?

440 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 21:13:06 ID:eJcUIlHn
Okay, I'll change it to "I'll treat you".

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:13:16 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>434
Ahh, I see. You're right, of course.

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:13:25 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>439
The last sentence is creepy.

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:14:11 ID:dvcL4AwB
Noo, I'm too late to the party. orz

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:14:16 ID:Es0ajWnB
It should be at least 3 lines long though, or else this is gonna take hours.

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:14:37 ID:fAr8zI3Q
Enough about Molester! Give me the continuation of Pork Cutlet's story!!!!!!!

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:14:38 ID:t0n5h/3I
>>422
"Are you up again?
Thank you so much for yesterday. I'm glad you were by my side, Kansai.
And please don't feel bad about the thing with Miss Understanding.
I'm actually grateful for everything you did for me there.
Let me treat you to something good next time to thank you.
How about sometime next weekend? I'll be waiting for your reply."

It's better to suggest a specific date.
A concrete suggestion should make it easier for her to reply too.

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:15:13 ID:OpMHz3RR
Don't suddenly change your attitude towards her now.
She'll be confused if you act all polite and humble now.

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:15:21 ID:HOd55trl
>>446
I think it makes him sound too clingy.

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:15:22 ID:4e6jLBml
>446
Kinda creepy.

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:15:37 ID:nH+X/Pf8
"Are you up again?
Thank you so much for yesterday. I would have probably died of boredom if it hadn't been for you, Kansai.
Let me treat you to something better than beef bowls next time.
You're a real bro, Kansai. Thank you."

How's this?


451 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:15:41 ID:Es0ajWnB
I've already said this once, but don't mention the thing with Miss Understanding. It's totally unnecessary.
Saying that you'll be waiting for her reply is creepy too.

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:15:42 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>438
We make do with a minimum set of necessary phrases like "Yeah.", "Got it.", "I'll pass." etc.

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:15:43 ID:Xggk26UI
I know I'd be creeped out if I checked my e-mail and someone had sent me an extremely long e-mail.

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:16:02 ID:K1slbclK
>>446
0 points.

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:16:19 ID:koaC4i2X
What's with all these suggestions to use food as an excuse to ask her out? Is everyone in this thread a fat fuck?

456 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:16:24 ID:6mQKWWNW
>>450
She'll know he's a 2channer!

457 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:16:28 ID:e+ZXgFKu
Seems like Kansai already knows that Molester is a bit of a creep though.
What does it matter that his e-mail is a bit creepy too?

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:16:34 ID:7sEW8gg9
A simple thank-you e-mail should be enough for now imo.
You don't want her to feel like she's your new target now.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:16:42 ID:dvcL4AwB
Let's get rid of the "Are you up again?" line.
With a creepy opening line like that, it won't matter how good the rest of the e-mail is. (´・д・`)

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:16:51 ID:80EwsEig
OP's e-mail shouldn't give her the impression that he switched routes already.


461 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:17:11 ID:HOd55trl
>>458
Yeah. It'd make him look like he has no integrity whatsoever.

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:17:13 ID:dj7/yzFn
>>446 I don't think composing e-mails is for you.

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:17:37 ID:Es0ajWnB
Don't use any text emoticons. Use the default cell phone ones instead.

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:17:42 ID:OpMHz3RR
I feel bad for >>446 now.

465 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:18:27 ID:OpMHz3RR
>>446


It's creepy though.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:18:35 ID:j8S4DW0E
http://www.gamehell.net/cgi-bin/basei/basei.cgi
This game is greatwwwwwwwwww

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:18:56 ID:Xggk26UI
>>446
Wow, this one is creepy as fuck.

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:19:08 ID:kRKHRUqc
But you know, it's not unusual for someone to fall in love with a friend shortly after a breakup or a rejection.
Kansai end is definitely possible. Take your time and make her fall in love with you slow and steady.
I can't see Miss Undie end happening though. It'd be different if you two were on the same wavelength, but from what I've seen so far, you couldn't be any more different.

469 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:19:32 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>452
>>453
I see...
If I got a short reply, I'd simply assume he's not interested in me. orz

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:19:57 ID:7sEW8gg9
Even if the Miss Undie route's disappeared now, you should still wait for her stalker problem to get resolved before you switch routes.
In the worst case, you could lose all four of them as friends.

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:20:15 ID:dvcL4AwB
(´Д`).。( Does this mean my suggestion was rejected? Guess I'll have to try harder next time... )

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:20:17 ID:amlJu5XO
So, what do we do with the rest of this shit thread now?

Let's cut the bullshit and decide this first.

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:20:40 ID:HOd55trl
But hey.
You know how some women get a kick out of leading guys on? ('A`)
Now that's one thing I seriously can't stand.

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:21:10 ID:4e6jLBml
Considering the conversations OP's had with Kansai so far,
his e-mail should be more upbeat or it'll quickly end up sounding creepy.

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:21:23 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>473
Well, half the time, it's just the guy thinking she's into him when she's just being friendlyw

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:21:26 ID:LPOtmOnS
OP isn't going to send any creepy e-mails, is he? How disappointing...

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:21:47 ID:/CjrIJR5
>>472
As soon as Molester starts sending creepy e-mails, we'll merge this thread with the creepy e-mails thread.

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:21:49 ID:Cd+EDJQz
Isn't it obvious? This thread will be used for Molester's future reports.

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:21:59 ID:3NLj3xw+
>>1
Be honest. You like Kansai, don't you?

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:22:13 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>474
Expressing his gratitude in a serious way might catch her unprepared and prove surprisingly effective though.

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:22:32 ID:kpoqE6dR
Did you already send the e-mail?
In my opinion, you shouldn't mention Miss Understanding at all if you want to become friends with Kansai.
Say you were too nervous to look for clothes last time and get her to go shopping with you alone.
Then, treat her to lunch!

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:23:00 ID:Es0ajWnB
It's way too early to talk about love and stuff.
You should concentrate on cementing your friendship with her first.

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:23:15 ID:OpMHz3RR
Dude, you can't sound all serious right after you were rejected.
Kansai will think you're interested in her now, or she'll think "Whoawww Molester is really downwwwwww".
Either way, it's not a good idea.

484 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:23:27 ID:Q9wzYF/+
We mustn't forget that OP got to know Kansai because he was mistaken for a molester.
A creepy e-mail could prove lethal at this point even if it's meant as a joke...
I get nervous just thinking about it...

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:23:41 ID:K1slbclK
I'd like to stress that Kansai belongs to all of us.
She's totally wasted on Molester Man.

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:24:04 ID:7sEW8gg9
Are the guys who keep saying OP should have lunch with Kansai alone serious?
Wouldn't it'd leave the worst kind of impression on her?

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:24:19 ID:hEXtgNAp
What time did you get that e-mail from Kansai, OP?

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:24:56 ID:80EwsEig
Molester stopped posting...

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:25:03 ID:dj7/yzFn
Guys, hide all posts with the ID t0n5h/3I.

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:25:17 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>486
Ehh, why not? It's to thank her for the beef bowl she treated OP to yesterday.

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:25:53 ID:4e6jLBml
>490
Are you serious?

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:26:10 ID:Xggk26UI
>>487
Molester posted he hasn't replied to Kansai yet,
but it's probably a typo.
The only e-mail he got so far today is from Loli Jugs.

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:26:34 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>490
You don't have any social skills, do you?

494 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 21:26:45 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>479
To be honest, I like her.

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:26:46 ID:OpMHz3RR
I don't see what's wrong with having lunch with a female friend.

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:27:12 ID:Es0ajWnB
>>494
You son of a...

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:27:16 ID:WAFJXM2V
>>489
I feel bad for the poor guy.

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:27:28 ID:80EwsEig
He said he likes her!!

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:27:30 ID:d6mU8Pts
>>491
>>493
Eh? Am I just being dense? I still fail to see the problem...

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:27:33 ID:4e6jLBml
>494
Don't tell her that you like her though.

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:27:48 ID:OpMHz3RR
>>494
OP doesn't have any integrityw


But that's VIP Q-

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:28:06 ID:W+2jCU1k
He said it!

IT'S THE START OF THE SECOND CHAPTER

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:28:06 ID:zj8mAD49
>>466
Damn, the champion is strong.

504 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:28:22 ID:QdwGoy+O
>494
You dumbass.

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:29:07 ID:NCNFISKy
>>494
That's okay, but just don't change your attitude towards her all of a sudden.

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:29:09 ID:nH+X/Pf8
I have great expectations for chapter two.

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:29:32 ID:W+2jCU1k
What the fuck, guys? Molester just told us how he feels about her honestly. It's our job as VIPPERs to support him! Am I wrong!?

508 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:29:42 ID:WAFJXM2V
Molester Man, you should save that for later when Miss Understanding's stalker problem is resolved.
Until then, simply try to stay good friends with Kansai.


509 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:29:46 ID:WyWDMvYW
>>494
Are you stupid? Retarded?

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:29:51 ID:Es0ajWnB
So, you still haven't sent an e-mail?

511 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 21:29:50 ID:eJcUIlHn
But I don't mean "like" as in "If possible, I want to have sex with her.".
It's more like she's someone I wouldn't want to lose.

512 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:30:14 ID:4e6jLBml
Like as in LIKE or as in LOVE?

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:30:43 ID:7sEW8gg9
>>507
In b4 OP goes berserk and the second chapter ends in the blink of an eyew

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:31:08 ID:Cd+EDJQz
>>511
You mean, she's irreplaceable?

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:31:09 ID:nH+X/Pf8
>>511
Like she's too precious to let go?

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:31:17 ID:p3T20nYL
test

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:31:22 ID:pLSAi6ns
Isn't it better to wait for an e-mail from her for now?
Your motto should be "stand firm like a mountain"!

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:31:28 ID:Q9wzYF/+
You're sure to stay acquainted with Kansai for a long time, so try not to make any careless mistakes!

But sadly, the more your friendship grows, the harder it gets to confess your love to her...
It'd be sad if you were to get friendzoned... ('A`)

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:31:41 ID:6iuI2t3z
OP, you have to send her a pic of your snake.

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:31:42 ID:dvcL4AwB
Hang in there, OP!
I'm rooting for you!


521 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:31:59 ID:OpMHz3RR
Well, even watching from the sidelines, I can tell that Kaisai (spelling?) is a bro.
So why don't you just act around her the same way as before?
There's no need to insist on having seicross or going out with her now.
Just enjoy the ride and see where it leads you.

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:32:04 ID:nH+X/Pf8
Hang in there, Molester Man.

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:32:08 ID:Es0ajWnB
>>519
That's it!!

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:32:13 ID:LPOtmOnS
So, is this the end or what?

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:32:31 ID:80EwsEig
It's too risky to make advances on only Kansai.
You need to get closer to all of them first.
Getting rid of the stalker has priority too.
Also, it'd be weird to suddenly stop writing e-mails to Miss Undie, so keep that in mind too.

526 : 26 and unemployed ('A`) : 04/11/14 21:32:48 ID:Bfn7Uu5W
Wow, OP had a complete change of heart like Ichijou Hikaru did when he switched from Minmay to Misa.

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:33:45 ID:NCNFISKy
>>521
Yeah, Sekisei is a bro.

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:33:51 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>519
This might be a good idea.

"I didn't get to show you yesterday, but this is the snake I'm keeping.
Snakes can be a bit intimidating when they're right in front of you,
but if you look at them in a picture, they're cute, don't you think?
Though they're even cuter in real life once you get used to them."

Something like this.

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:34:16 ID:Cd+EDJQz
There may have been more tears than smiles, but staying by her side is the only thing Molester Man can do for Kansai...

(reference to "Kimi no tame ni dekiru koto" by Gackt)

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:34:59 ID:4e6jLBml
"Look, it's my snake~"

A short e-mail like this should be easier to reply to.

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:35:20 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>530
That's it!!

532 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:35:25 ID:ut5xyN3R
So Miss Undie was just a feint and the Kansai end is the real one, huh...?

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:35:45 ID:OpMHz3RR
"Look, it's my snake~"


Send this with a pic of your dick attached.

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:36:01 ID:dvcL4AwB
>530
(・∀・) Nice!

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:36:57 ID:Es0ajWnB
Does your snake have a name?
If yes, make sure to mention it in your e-mail.

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:37:04 ID:80EwsEig
Among guys who switch routes quickly, there are two kinds. There are players, and then there are romantics!
Molester belongs to the latter since his half-baked feelings for Miss Undie have given way for his solid feelings for Kansai!

537 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:37:08 ID:soua9nYV
You guys are getting too greedy and it's just going to drive her away from OP.
There's no way she'd already go for lunch with him this weekend.

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:37:23 ID:vZt7ygWt
The outline so far is Crab → Keys → Snake.

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:37:28 ID:GaMZSzlp
Chapter 1: Molester Man and Miss Understanding
Chapter 2: A miracle brought forth by crab
Chapter 3: Berserker Man and his e-mails
Chapter 4: A fivesome date and its shocking conclusion
Chapter 5: Change of target from Miss Undie to Kansai
Chapter 6: Loli Jugs' secret

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:38:12 ID:Xggk26UI
Did OP get a call??

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:38:37 ID:Es0ajWnB
Chapter 7: Glasses returns
Chapter 8: The stalker's identity
Chapter 9: The birth of a legend...

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:38:59 ID:41uJDSiS
You don't happen to have a Nemo, do you? I mean, a clownfish.
Then you could send something like

"Look, it's Nemo~
Let's watch Finding Nemo with a live-action Nemo in the back!"

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:39:14 ID:/CjrIJR5
Chapter 10: Diamond is unbreakable

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:39:59 ID:ut5xyN3R
>>511
That feeling is called "love".

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:40:06 ID:9yCed4/1
Spin-off: I got totally mistaken for a molester ~Detective arc~

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:40:25 ID:4e6jLBml
Chapter 11: Vento Aureo

547 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 21:40:33 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>543
That's one cool-ass title!!

Anyways, I wonder if she's still sleeping...

Also, I should probably contact Miss Understanding too, huh? But I think I'll give her a call this time.

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:40:44 ID:3K/zkXrR
"My answer would be 'No'."


Don't forget what she saidw

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:40:49 ID:80EwsEig
You've got to hide your love for Kansai away!
Then you can use Miss Undie's stalker problem as an excuse to build your own personal harem!

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:41:19 ID:Es0ajWnB
>>547
It should be enough to send an e-mail to Miss Understanding too.

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:41:51 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>548
http://moemoe.homeip.net/view.php/1347/recommend
It's a bit long, but whenever I read it, I feel like offering words of hope to Molester.

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:41:57 ID:7sEW8gg9
>>547
Why don't you send a thank-you e-mail to all four of them?

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:43:04 ID:OpMHz3RR
I feel like you shouldn't contact Miss Undie imo.
All you did was go shopping together, right?
You'd just annoy the fuck out of her.

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:43:13 ID:9yCed4/1
Molester...
I can teach you a few tricks if you're willing to put everything on the line and go all out!!!

555 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:43:35 ID:GaMZSzlp
Dude, what happened to buying the anti-stalker products?

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:43:37 ID:LPOtmOnS
>>551 Big Bru and his buddy's little sister knew each other already though.

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:43:39 ID:K1slbclK
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[Lucky post]
If you see this post while scrolling the thread,
copy-paste it into 3 other threads within 10 minutes.
If you do, the person you love will more likely confess their love for you in 14 days,
you'll have more success in life, all your bodily ailments will be healed etc. It's crazy.

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:45:09 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>556 ......('A`)

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:46:21 ID:9yCed4/1
I wish someone would give me some support for my love life......

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:46:28 ID:80EwsEig
Why don't you have Kansai tell Miss Undie that you don't have any ulterior motives?
And you should definitely send an e-mail to Miss Undie.

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:47:59 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>551
I've read this one.

The starting conditions are totally different thoughw

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:49:45 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>561
But well, OP could try it once he's been friends with Kansai for a while...







Nah, never happening.

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:50:53 ID:K1slbclK
Guys, reading >>551 makes my stomach ache.
Can someone tell me how it ends?

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:51:56 ID:NCNFISKy
>>551
I like the "Su" girl.

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:53:02 ID:LPOtmOnS
>>563
She showed him her panties.

566 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:53:27 ID:pmzyqvWQ
Now that you seem to be getting along fine with Kansai, I wouldn't change my attitude towards her if I were you.
If you suddenly start hitting on Kansai and fuck it up, you can forget about the rest of the girls too.
Well, VIP is obviously hoping for an extreme outcome like "She lets you do her" or "She turns you down" though.

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:54:36 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>563
Some guy sends creepy e-mails to a girl who's already seeing someone → She breaks up with her boyfriend

Instead, the guy sending the creepy e-mails gets to date her...


And they happily lived ever after.

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:55:21 ID:nH+X/Pf8
As a VIPPER, I want a harem route that ends in a bloodbath.

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 21:56:01 ID:pmzyqvWQ
I can't check it from my cell phone, but it's the Big Bru story from the creepy e-mails thread, huh?
It's strong stuff. Strong enough that even someone with an older-sister fetish like me finds it moe.

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:01:10 ID:Es0ajWnB
I was absorbed in reading Big Bru's story and forgot all about Molester.

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:03:27 ID:nH+X/Pf8
All VIPPERs in this thread are browsing the moe copypasta archive right now. Please wait...

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:04:45 ID:GaMZSzlp
I was completely absorbed in reading a summary site of 2spooky4me stories from the occult board...
I'll switch to the moe copypasta archive too...

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:05:00 ID:HOd55trl
You spent a whole day with Miss Undie yesterday.
Regardless of whether you love her or not, I think it's good manners to send a thank-you e-mail.

It's obviously different if you thanked her already multiple times on the way back.

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:06:31 ID:80EwsEig
Molester isn't posting anything.

575 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 22:07:24 ID:eJcUIlHn
Now that you mention it, I haven't thanked Miss Understanding yet.
She seems to find my e-mails annoying, so I guess I'll try calling her.
Even if she had work today, she should be finished by now.

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:08:51 ID:amlJu5XO
>>1 Dude, it's not just your e-mails she finds annoying, it's you contacting her at all.

I bet she'd hate you calling her even more.

577 : 26 and unemployed ('A`) : 04/11/14 22:08:55 ID:Bfn7Uu5W
If she finds your e-mails annoying,
she'll find your calls a lot more annoying though.

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:09:17 ID:7sEW8gg9
God, the story called "My fiancée M" in the moe copypasta archive is depressing.

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:09:51 ID:Xggk26UI
>>575
Who told you to call her!?

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:09:57 ID:pmzyqvWQ
I find getting a call to be more annoying than getting an e-mail...
Is it just me?

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:10:32 ID:3K/zkXrR
She finds my e-mails annoying, so I'm just gonna call her instead! Oh, fuck you, >>1ww

582 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 22:10:58 ID:eJcUIlHn
No, it's just that, according to what Kansai told me yesterday, she seems to find my e-mails to be especially annoying.

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:11:00 ID:dvcL4AwB
>580
I concur.

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:11:40 ID:+0lsa7nm
>>575
You're a funny guy, OP.

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:12:09 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>575
You might wanna consider giving up on her, OP...

You already know that Miss Undie isn't into you, man.
Do you need it spelled out for you?
It's time to switch to the best-buddies-with-Kansai route.

One more thing. You should be way more upset about what happened than you seem to be.

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:12:20 ID:amlJu5XO
If you'd called her as often as you sent her e-mails, I'm sure she'd have been more annoyed by your calls.

In b4 >>1 turns out to be a fucking lunaticw

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:12:32 ID:wXszUKI+
Do you guys really think she'd entrust her stalker problem to someone whose e-mails she finds annoying?w

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:13:21 ID:nH+X/Pf8
>>582
If she finds your e-mails annoying, maybe it'd be best to............ leave her alone for now.

589 : 26 and unemployed ('A`) : 04/11/14 22:13:22 ID:Bfn7Uu5W
Hope OP isn't just getting fooled by Miss Undie's "Ogura Yuuko"-like facade.

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:13:25 ID:pmzyqvWQ
>>582
Huh, so there are people who are annoyed by e-mails, but don't mind phone calls...?

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:13:51 ID:u1c8pfw6
Give him a break. OP's just the kind of guy who does things at his own pace.

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:14:42 ID:NCNFISKy
Wish OP would quit acting so completely different when he's talking to Miss Undie as opposed to when he's talking to Kansai. Quit pretending to be such a good guy around Miss Undie.

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:15:16 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>582 can't see the forest for the trees right now.
Insult him and shit on him more, so he can cool off his head.

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:16:10 ID:dvcL4AwB
(´Д`).。( Are OP's e-mails really that annoying? )
What's annoying about them?
Do they come off as creepy?
Does he send too many?
But OP is rarely the one to send the first e-mail, is he? Isn't it often Miss Undie herself who initiates it?
Could it be that Miss Undie isn't a mental case but just plain dumb?


Sorry, guys... I suddenly felt bad for OP... I didn't mean to insult her... I take back what I just said... (´・д・`)

595 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 22:16:18 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>590
No, no, I was told my e-mails are annoying because I send too many and because they're too long and polite.

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:16:23 ID:IHHeXGkk
What she finds annoying about OP's e-mails is having to delete every single one of them.

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:16:51 ID:zj8mAD49
I asked a female friend if she can make Hamburg steak,
and she just replied she can. What do I write back now?

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:17:22 ID:2zORqK0z
My love is about to end too. I can relate to OP.

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:17:23 ID:YMFYwVWp
I can't be assed to read all these new posts.
Someone explain what happened to Molester in less than thirty words.

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:18:05 ID:4e6jLBml
>594
Imagine getting all these e-mails from some guy you don't even like.
You'd be annoyed too.

601 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:18:30 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>597
"Well, Hamburg steak happens to be one of my favorite meals."

Female friend: "Go get yourself one in a restaurant then!"

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:18:33 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>597
Tell us why you asked her first.

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:19:12 ID:+0lsa7nm
I wouldn't mind a bad ending.

Actually, I'd gladly welcome it.

604 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:19:22 ID:NCNFISKy
You have to insert a tasteful joke or two into your e-mails.

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:19:44 ID:wXszUKI+
>>600
Why would she ask him for help if he was annoying her so much?w

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:19:49 ID:amlJu5XO
>>1
You should know by now that calling her will annoy her more because it takes longer and you get these awkward pauses.
Besides, it's already late.

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:20:14 ID:nH+X/Pf8
>>595
Okay, then send her a pic of your snake with the text "Look, it's my snake~".

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:20:47 ID:dvcL4AwB
>600
Why did she continue to send him e-mails if she felt that way? Why did she say that stuff about him behind his back?
And he had to hear about it from Kansai afterwards, you know?
I'm amazed that OP isn't completely in shock and despair over it.

609 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 22:20:48 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>606
Huh, but I just wanna thank her for yesterday, I don't think there'll be any awkward pauses... I'm not interested in her anymore anyway.

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:22:04 ID:4e6jLBml
What can you do? Miss Undie's just crazy like that.

611 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:22:28 ID:vZt7ygWt
Why does Molester Man never listen to the VIPPERs?

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:22:29 ID:tsXAcoNB
Guys, let's leave the conversations with Kansai to Molester from now on.
He can interact with her much better than any of us could. You can see it in his reports.
Besides, he's the only one here who actually knows her.

As far as e-mails to Kansai goes, it's enough if he simply posts them here.
We can still give him advice on other things though.

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:22:55 ID:3K/zkXrR
Molester Man's to-do list:

1. Not mess with Miss Understanding anymore
2. Make a good impression on Kansai


You better quit trying to get everyone to like you.

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:23:05 ID:Xggk26UI
>>609
Don't call her. Trust me on this one.

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:23:25 ID:amlJu5XO
>>609
An e-mail should be enough in that case.
Send one e-mail that contains everything you want to say and that's it.

Say what you want, but a phone call will always be more annoying than an e-mail.

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:23:54 ID:Q9wzYF/+
>>609
To her, it'll look like you're interested in her though!

It's more than enough if you thanked her on the way back! Now, all you have to do is wait and see, YO!

617 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 22:24:07 ID:eJcUIlHn
Guys, some of you say I should thank her and some of you say I shouldn't...... Which is it?

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:24:41 ID:3K/zkXrR





       Is this the thread that proves Molester Man will never be able to become Train Man?






619 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:25:17 ID:4e6jLBml
>617
Do what you think is right.

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:25:28 ID:dvcL4AwB
Sorry, guys... I got all mad by myself. I'm an idiot... (´・д・`)


621 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:25:39 ID:t7Yr/2oz
>>617
Confuse the shit out of Molester Man. That is VIP QUA-

622 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 22:25:47 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>615
I guess I suck at explaining, but it's specifically my e-mails she finds annoying.
If you believe Kansai's words, that is.
She probably doesn't like how I take too long to reply, and try to set up a meeting every time I send an e-mail.
She's supposed to be okay with my calls though.

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:25:59 ID:80EwsEig
Send a thank-you e-mail with less than 70 words to Miss Understanding and the two other girls.
Send a different e-mail to Kansai.

How's this?

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:26:07 ID:amlJu5XO
>>617
I think we all unanimously agree that you shouldn't call her.

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:26:17 ID:aWPlGcs2
>>617
Give Kansai a call.
You made her keep you company all night, so you better thank her properly in your own words.
For the rest of them, an e-mail should be good enough.

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:26:21 ID:LPOtmOnS
Get a clue, guys. The story will probably only advance if he calls her. Just guessing though.

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:26:33 ID:Es0ajWnB
Contact Miss Understanding, but try not to act coldly towards her all of a sudden.
Contact Kansai frequently, but don't show her yet that you like her.

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:26:41 ID:Q9wzYF/+



        Ahhh~, I wanna have sex with Kansai so bad.




629 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:26:58 ID:uKkMRN4S
I don't see why you need to thank her in the first place.
It's that kind of politeness and formality she finds annoying, am I wrong?

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:27:07 ID:3NLj3xw+
Why do the VIPPERs never listen to Molester Man?

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:27:16 ID:Xggk26UI
>>617
Huh?
Everyone's been saying you should write an e-mail instead of calling her.

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:27:42 ID:3K/zkXrR
>>628 I think we all unanimously feel that way.

633 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:27:48 ID:UZqxCW4F
The thread's growing way too fast.

634 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:27:57 ID:nH+X/Pf8
I suppose Miss Undie is the type of mentally unstable woman who finds it annoying to reply to e-mails. If so, calling her would definitely be better.

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:27:58 ID:wXszUKI+
Now that we know that Miss Undie doesn't like him, who cares what she finds annoying?w

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:27:58 ID:/Gahe1q7
So what if it annoys her?

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:28:17 ID:dvcL4AwB
You could write to Kansai "Could you thank Miss Undie for me? I don't want to annoy her with my e-mails again.".

638 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 22:28:59 ID:eJcUIlHn
Alright, I know what to do now. I'll do what >>640 says!!

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:29:10 ID:7v90Zo6V
I don't care what you do, just go berserk!

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:29:41 ID:7v90Zo6V
I don't care what you do, just go berserk!

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:29:28 ID:nH+X/Pf8
If she finds it annoying to reply to your e-mails.............. call her.
If she finds you annoying...................... do nothing.

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:29:33 ID:LPOtmOnS
Post a pic of your dick.

643 : 26 and unemployed ('A`) : 04/11/14 22:29:39 ID:Bfn7Uu5W
Send "Hey, Miss Undie <3" to her.

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:30:26 ID:ut5xyN3R
>>640
OP's gonna go berserk.

645 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:30:24 ID:cEh7kbx2
You guys are acting like it's none of your business, but it's not Molester's fault that she finds him annoying now.
It's us VIPPERs who came up with those e-mails he sent.

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:30:15 ID:Xggk26UI
Look, OP, you're not a high-schooler anymore. Only high-schoolers would get the wrong idea like that.
Oh well, I guess some university students would too because they didn't experience anything like it in high school.
I know it's tempting to think about it like that, but it's time to face the truth, man.

647 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:30:47 ID:GaMZSzlp
2ch is so fucking slow right now. I want the damn otaku to get off my 2ch.

648 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/14 22:30:59 ID:eJcUIlHn
>>640
Ehhh!?
Let's try it one more time. >>645 decides what I'll do.

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/14 22:31:02 ID:Q9wzYF/+
Send "Kansai! Let's have sex! ♥".

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 06:28:08 ID:eYgtxw84
Now report what crazy things you did while VIP was down!

651 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/15 06:31:26 ID:j4OcKQK3
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652 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 06:38:04 ID:fa+E9asn
I was writing a post when VIP went offline, so I stayed up all night waiting for it to come back up!

Anyways, here's what I was going to post:

Let me explain why she finds Molester annoying.
He tries to be considerate and gentlemanly in his e-mails, but they just end up really long and tedious to read.
Part of being considerate is not boring the other party to death with your e-mails.
In that sense, OP's e-mails to Kansai are actually more gentlemanly.
Write nice and short e-mails that are easy to read.

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 06:41:24 ID:d1mWwugi
VIP sure went down at an interesting time.

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 06:41:41 ID:zfGmmHRx
OP should have only taken hints from our suggestions and composed his e-mails in his own words.
This is what happens if you copy-paste stuff from 2ch.

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 07:08:39 ID:m4LujjLn
Women tend to draw their self-esteem from whether the men around them like them or not.
That's how they determine their position within their group or clique.
It can be anyone, even someone they find annoying, so I can see why she finds your e-mails annoying but doesn't mind it if you call her.
Looks like you got led on by her a little, but you should be glad you made some new friends.

By the way, there really are people who find e-mails more annoying than phone calls.
Some of my friends are like that. I know it's not much to go by, but I'm just saying.

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 07:09:40 ID:m4LujjLn
Sorry, I worded the third and fourth lines a bit oddly, but I'm sure you get what I mean.

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 07:13:51 ID:UIimw5SL
Oh well, I guess we wouldn't need any eroge if it was that easy to get girls to fall in love with you.

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 07:26:41 ID:jYDwjvvL
There's no way Molester is going to end up with Kansai.
Kansai only kept him company that night because she felt bad for what she did.
Don't try anything stupid on Kansai if you don't want to lose your first new friend in ages.

659 : 26 and unemployed ('A`) : 04/11/15 07:28:36 ID:m1hKtX5Z
Frankly, I can't see OP ending up with anyone.
At least, not until he gets rid of his snakes, his AIR poster, and his eroge, or hides them really well.

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 07:35:26 ID:m4LujjLn
I don't know about that.
If it's an open-minded woman, she should be able to look past his otaku hobbies and help him step his game up.
And once he's a pretty cool guy, the gap between his otaku hobbies and his outward appearance will drive girls crazy.
No one can resist the power of gap moe.

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 07:44:39 ID:tCtNqxMI
OP should replace his AIR poster with one of this guy's posters.
And while you're at it, replace the music you normally listen to with his music too.


ttp://www.air-net.mu/

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 07:49:31 ID:k07q9+VS
So, OP, did you thank Miss Undie by e-mail or by phone?
Also, have you talked to Kansai since?
We need a status report.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 08:30:32 ID:LdLDuhjS
>>661
No, SPIRAL LIFE was better.

664 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 08:42:02 ID:IxcWwJNx
Heh, who would've thought that VIP would go down... I kept hitting reload even after Fafner in the Azure was over!!

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 08:43:22 ID:fLzEF7d6
Who cares? Hurry up and post what happened after that yesterday!

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 08:43:56 ID:OPX0C3u6
>>664

Took you long enough!

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 08:45:17 ID:m4LujjLn
Yay, post the rest, post the rest!

668 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 08:48:35 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>665
Sorry, I haven't done either.
At first, I was like "Huh? VIP isn't loading!?",
but then I moved over to the Admin board and hung out there until midnight.
Sometime after midnight, I figured it's too late to contact her, so I didn't.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 08:49:42 ID:eIxOyEMD
Looks like VIP was down quite a long time this time.

Any new developments here?

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 08:51:18 ID:fLzEF7d6
We told you to go berserk though...
But well, if you're after Kansai, you were probably right not to contact her that late.


671 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 08:53:09 ID:d1mWwugi
Well, no harm done really. Kansai thinks you're depressed and doesn't expect a call from you any time soon anyway.

672 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 08:53:14 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>670
No, it's not like I'm really "after" Kansai... What do you call it...
I know! I feel this strong affinity(?) with her.
Maybe I don't even like her in that way. No, I do like her, but...

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 08:58:19 ID:OPX0C3u6
So you're still after Miss Undie?
You haven't given up on her, have you?

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 08:59:57 ID:PseAZjop
In other words, you still like Miss Undie, but after hearing that she's not interested in you, you don't know how to face her anymore.
That's when you started getting interested in Kansai. Right?

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:00:39 ID:UIimw5SL
You should count yourself lucky you even got to know someone like her.

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:02:43 ID:fLzEF7d6
Miss Understanding is already out of question.
OP's just starting to warm up to Kansai right now...

677 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:04:47 ID:m4LujjLn
Well, if you've never been in relationships so far, I can't blame you for falling in love with every girl that approaches you.
But I don't want you to go after Kansai only to lose her or all your new friends.
Hence, it's time you introduced a new character. One of Kansai's friends, for instance.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:23:26 ID:JlRehJ/b
>>1
What you felt for Miss Undie was something like a crush.
What you feel for Kansai now, however, is the real deal.
Stay nice and helpful to Miss Undie and you're bound to get closer to Kansai. I'm sure of it.

679 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 09:26:38 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>673
Actually, I have. I've given up on Miss Understanding.
As an expert in dating sims, I can tell when I've missed my chance with a girl. (-公-、) sniff
>>674
I don't think you can call it "getting interested" in her... I don't really get it myself.

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:27:29 ID:eIxOyEMD
I think OP could pull it off if he launched an attack on Kansai.
What do my fellow VIPPERs think?


681 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:31:48 ID:TFJ9zBp1
>>679
I just learned what "dating sims" are for the first time in my life.

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:33:59 ID:1coJGRdl
If I were to be honest, I doubt >>1 can score with Kansai, not to mention Miss Understanding, no matter how hard he tries.

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:35:53 ID:d1mWwugi
Well, I wouldn't go that far. If he puts in some real effort and works hard at it for about a year, it might actually work out.


684 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:36:42 ID:eIxOyEMD
Yesterday, I showed this thread to my wife and you know what my wife said?
"This Molester guy is just plain dumb.".

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:37:37 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>668
Morning.
Glad VIP is back online. I was worried that it was gone for good.

Anyways, you're a real ass, OP...
We got all worried and even started this thread over at νFlash, but you never came.
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1100448504/

But I guess that's just you being youw

686 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:41:56 ID:1coJGRdl
>>683
It might, but only if >>1 doesn't go berserk...

687 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 09:44:53 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>685
H-How should I have known that you guys had started a thread in νFlash!?

Sorry, guys.

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:45:51 ID:jYDwjvvL
What's the next event going to be?

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:46:09 ID:eIxOyEMD
>>688
Attack on Kansai.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:46:11 ID:GRATkG2H
When will Pork Cutlet come back?

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:47:40 ID:UIimw5SL
I've always wondered why you think you can bed a woman you've only just met that easily, OP.
And it's just as I thought. For Miss Understanding, you're just an acquaintance. Not more or less.
Unless something crazy happens, having seicross with her should be as impossible as a round square.
It'd be different if you were handsome or amazingly skilled at something.
But you're not, so you should just start out as friends like everyone does.

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:52:05 ID:jYDwjvvL
I guess Molester was just in love with the idea of being in love.

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 09:52:42 ID:B56MfwZa
>>Molester

>"Alright then, what if I asked you to go out with me?"
>"My answer would be 'No'."
Did Kansai's expression change in any way when this conversation happened?

Hmm... Would she really keep you company all night just because she felt bad for what she did?
I'm a guy, and I think there's a big difference between a guy hanging out with another guy and a woman hanging out with a guy.

When you asked her if she would go out with you and she said no, isn't it possible that it made her realize that you're a guy?

It'd be great if a woman could share her opinion on this with us.

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:00:41 ID:TuiRhgWq
>>693
You're being too optimistic.

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:01:18 ID:k89+co3s
For starters, ask Kansai out to shopping as a friend.
The goal is to raise your handsomeness, Molester.
"Could you pick out some fashionable clothes for me? You're the only one I can count on."

If she says yes, congratulations, you're in luck. If not, give up on her.
The way I see it, after reading your reports, it's not out of the question that Kansai is in fact interested in you.
Just like >>693 said.
But since you can't rule out the possibility that the reports have been unintentionally glossed over by your memory,
you should ask her out carefully like I suggested and see how she reacts.

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:01:24 ID:1coJGRdl
>>692
I'd say he's more in love with the idea of having seicross.

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:01:25 ID:vPqlFOXj

Train Man and its plethora of copycat threads.

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:03:23 ID:jYDwjvvL
"Could you pick out some fashionable clothes for me? You're the only one I can count on." ← Send an e-mail like this to Kansai and she'll be the next girl who finds your e-mails annoying.

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:03:51 ID:d1mWwugi
>>693
You're overthinking it.
Kansai told Molester he doesn't have a chance with Miss Undie, but then he asked her if she'd go out with him.
It doesn't matter if Molester's question was serious or not, or if Kansai likes him or not.
She didn't have a choice but to say "No.".

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:05:36 ID:TuiRhgWq
>>698
This so much.
You should try to find out how she feels about you first before you make any moves.

But then, you won't need this thread anymorewwwwwwwwwwww Pffwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:05:41 ID:j++tBpaT
>>699
Exactly.

>>697
FOX! What are you doing here, FOX?

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:07:13 ID:jYDwjvvL
Wait, is this thread going to continue until Molester scores with someone? So, possibly forever?

703 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:09:45 ID:eIxOyEMD
The question is, should he be more assertive or passive with Kansai...

704 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/15 10:13:00 ID:S5nf6Zjp
OP is now facing the tough choice of switching to the Kansai route or sticking to the Miss Undie route.

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:15:40 ID:sgc8ZA/K
Either route is a dead end though, because OP doesn't know he's too creepy to act cool. Neither of them considers him a love interest anyway.

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:17:12 ID:4BJ6tjM5
[INSERT GOOD MORNING BEAM AA]
Yay, VIP is finally back.
Now I can't remember what I was going to post before it wend down. (´・д・`)


707 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:18:55 ID:1coJGRdl
>>704
I, for one, think he should rid himself of the idea that he can become more than friends with her in such a short time.
But well, mindsets don't change that easily, and the VIPPERs probably wouldn't want him to change anyway.

708 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/15 10:37:09 ID:us5kqRoJ
ttp://pinkmelon.net/maiyahi/maiyahi.htm
Mai Ya Hee-!

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:37:49 ID:gHtuGYUf
Am I the only one who thinks the best outcome would be a mixer organized by Kansai?
The male side would be made up of us VIPPERs. We'll just pretend we're Molester's friends.

I wanna do this at Kani Doraku.

710 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:38:06 ID:tCtNqxMI
If you decide not to risk anything and just stay friends with Kansai, just let her take the lead like you've already done so far, and maybe contact her from time to time (e-mails not calls).
However, if you're looking to have seicross with her or make her your girlfriend... well, then prepare to get your balls crushed. Your success rate will be about as low as Thespakusatsu Gunma beating the Urawa Red Diamonds though.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:38:28 ID:fLzEF7d6
What's wrong with continuing the thread like this?
We've just gotten so used to the daily parties that produce hundreds of posts, but you only need 100 posts a day to keep a thread going.

Besides, it's Molester we're talking about. He's sure to keep us entertained.

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:42:01 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Maybe it's better not to contact her at all.
She doesn't like you anyway, so it's not like it could get any worse.
Just wait for her to send you an e-mail or give you a call...
Though I guess it'd be rather boring for us VIPPERs. (´・д・`)

Whoever posted the pic of Kansai for me in the νFlash thread, thank you very much. I was finally able to see it.
(*´Д`).。( So cute... pant pant )

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 10:42:18 ID:SV8Q2mRp
I'm just waiting for the second chapter to start.

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:14:25 ID:rmGw6LoG
Thanks, Molester.
It was fun.

But your thread is still lacking in QUALITY!

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:18:15 ID:4BJ6tjM5
I got an e-mail from Lady... I'll just post it because its content is quite shocking.

Lady:
"Good morning, Coffee Lounge.
It's cold out today, isn't it?
Say, can I ask you something?
Do you use the Internet a lot, Coffee Lounge?
You're not showing my e-mails to anyone, are you?
(´-`).。oO( Or is it a different couple that just happened to meet in the same way as us? )"

H-How did she know!? (((゚Д゚)))

Me:
"Good morning.
Eh? Internet? I only visit mobile-only websites. Why?"

Whew... (´・д・`)y─┛~~

Lady:
"I see.
No, I was just curious because I thought I saw you on this website called 2channel.
When can we meet again?"

To be continued...

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:18:41 ID:fLzEF7d6
The next item on your to-do list should be to give Miss Understanding a call.
It's already been a day since last time. There's nothing wrong with calling her.

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:20:01 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Continuation:
Me:
"Whenever you want, really.
2channel, huh... I heard it's a scary place.
You should stay away from it.
If you're going to use the Internet, use it to send e-mails to me."

つД`) This sucks... I feel like crying...

Lady:
"Alright.
Then I'll make sure to send lots of e-mails to you."


(´-`).。oO( Haven't panicked like that in a while... )
Is it just me or is there a character limit on VIP?
Or is it only for cell phones?


718 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:20:16 ID:TuiRhgWq
>>715


ANOTHER FAKE STORY, HUH?

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:22:28 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>718
It's not fake.
Maybe she saw me browse 2ch on my cell phone when we met in the coffee lounge. (´・д・`)

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:23:03 ID:zIn8SCw0
Ohh, VIP wasn't back until 6am? Good thing I went to bed last night.

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:23:06 ID:eIxOyEMD
>>715
Admit it's fake.

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:23:38 ID:d1mWwugi
>>719
You're still posting here even after she sent you an e-mail like that?

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:25:17 ID:zIn8SCw0
>>715>>717
Judging from these e-mails, it's pretty obvious that she knows you're a 2channer though.

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:25:52 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>721
It's not, okay?
I can't post the pics I took with my cell phone, so I figured I'd at least post her e-mails instead...
But if you guys think they're fake, I'll stop posting them.

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:33:33 ID:zIn8SCw0
>>724
What if she's watching this thread right now? You should be more worried than that.
First of all, you should apologize to her before it's too late.

But what if she starts posting here too... Wouldn't that be great?

726 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:34:07 ID:j7+jcHZU
Oh boy, so much for the Lady route...

727 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 11:34:41 ID:m+U2LcF3
Pfffwwwwwwwwww This lecture is so boringwwwwwwwwwwww I'm all alone.

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:36:29 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Sorry, everyone...
Sorry for derailing the thread.


729 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:37:30 ID:j7+jcHZU
>>727
Have you contacted Kansai?

>>728
You should be more worried about your future with Lady than this thread.



730 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:46:26 ID:zIn8SCw0
The server went down while I was reading Big Bru's story yesterday, and I haven't posted since,
but I too think that OP should send a thank-you e-mail to all of them.

To Miss Undie:
"Thank you for inviting me along on Satuday. I enjoyed myself greatly.
Kansai might have asked you something strange, but please pay no heed to it.
I'd like to stay friends with you from now on too."

To Kansai:
"Thanks for keeping me company all night yesterday.
And sorry for pouring my heart out. If you don't mind a friend like me, let's be friends."

To Loli Jugs:
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"

How about these?
Are they still too long?

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:50:05 ID:P8yhQfs3
So you think that your Lady is watching this thread and still decided to post about it here...
Then you're just asking for it, aren't you?

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:51:11 ID:fKo2ZYF5
>>730
They're all too long.

To Miss Undie:
"Goodbye."

To Kansai:
"I love you. <3"

To Loli Jugs:
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"

These should be good enough.

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 11:59:36 ID:4BJ6tjM5
I just called her and apologized.
She said she'll forgive me if I buy her some brand-name stuff. (ノД`)

Hang in there, OP.

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:00:13 ID:rmGw6LoG
>>732
They're all too stiff.

To Miss Undie:
"I have one last favor to ask."

To Kansai:
"I have a favor to ask."

To Loli Jugs:
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:01:20 ID:8ehXsK/G
She saw you on 2ch........?

But she'd have to have spent a lot of time on 2ch to find your posts though...
(Even if she'd found this thread, she'd have to have read all posts to find your posts.)
Is Lady a 2channer?

IS SHE A VIPPER!?

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:02:06 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>733
Are you guys already a couple or what!!!?

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:02:41 ID:rmGw6LoG
She must be an inhabitant of this thread.

Why do you think she was in Shinjuku on Saturday?

To look for Molester, obviously.

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:03:23 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>737
That'd be the best twist everw

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:04:11 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>735
I think she's a 2channer, but I doubt she's a VIPPER.
I'll ask her about it next time.
>736
Yeah... Sorry. (´・д・`)

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:04:28 ID:eYgtxw84
>>733
Congrats.

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:05:57 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>737
W-Were we looking for the same person then?
I'll just have to ask her.

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:06:15 ID:ocX0AXj2
I bet she's one of those fucking tripfags.

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:06:18 ID:rmGw6LoG
>733
Congrats.
The wedding gift's gotta be crabw

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:09:44 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>742
I don't think she has a trip.
>743
That's it!
Brb going to a nearby department store.
I'll have them wrap it up as a present.

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:09:57 ID:eIxOyEMD
>>733
I fear you're the only winner in this whole thread. Congrats.

746 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/15 12:11:23 ID:S5nf6Zjp
No one's commenting on the "SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP" e-mails.

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:14:07 ID:j7+jcHZU
It seems, >>744 doesn't know what a wedding gift is.

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:16:36 ID:8ehXsK/G
Then she was already sure that you're a 2channer when she asked you.
I'm so jealous........

Could you please share some of your luck with Molester?

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:23:07 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>747
I do know what it is.
I'm just considering giving her a necklace wrapped around a crab instead of just some necklace...


750 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:23:42 ID:fKo2ZYF5
It's also possible that
Lady is a VIPPER who's been watching this thread and
only headed out on Saturday to find the VIPPERs looking for Molester.

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:25:09 ID:sgc8ZA/K
You must be really wealthy.

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:26:24 ID:rmGw6LoG
In that case,
she's lurking in this thread right now and
already knows about his necklace-wrapped-around-a-crab gift.

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:28:10 ID:8ehXsK/G
Heeey!!
Lady, are you in this thread?

It's me, it's me! You know me!

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:34:40 ID:GRaTuYdZ
By the way, what do we do with this thread?w

I got totally mistaken for a molester part 9.2
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1100448504/

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:35:52 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Crab is so expensive! (´・д・`)
Gasp! You're right! If she's watching this thread, she knows about my gift already. orz
Okay, I guess I'll refrain from posting what to buy her then.
I'll just give it to her later.

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:36:20 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>754
Well, we could try to keep it alive and use it in case VIP goes down again.
It might not survive that long though.

But who knows, maybe VIP will go down again today.

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:37:00 ID:PseAZjop
But but but!
I went to Shinjuku too! I stalked Pork Cutlet!
I even bought a rice cooker!


758 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 12:37:55 ID:m+U2LcF3
Looks like there's someone in this thread who's a lot happier and luckier than me.

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:39:17 ID:GRATkG2H
Aren't you guys worried about Pork Cutlet?
I'm so worried about him I can't sleep at night! orz

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:39:50 ID:DtxSqE7A
>>758
Your story is more dramatic and promising.

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:41:29 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>758
It's more skills than luck in his case though.

You, on the other hand, lack experience. Try to level up some more.

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:42:59 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>758
Aren't you the luckier and happier one since you got to know four girls at once, Molester?

As for Pork Cutlet, didn't he say something about an appointment with Fujoshi yesterday evening?


763 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:46:09 ID:GRATkG2H
>>758
You still have the Kansai route.

>>762
He wanted to post what happened yesterday, but we didn't let him.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:47:27 ID:rmGw6LoG
>>758
I'll be honest with you. I think Saturday was D-Day and you fucked it up.

Everything would have been different if you'd actually given yourself a makeover and dressed up for the occasion.

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:49:16 ID:DtxSqE7A
Kansai is better than Miss Undie no matter how you look at them.
All Miss Undie has going for her is a pretty face.

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:50:15 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>763
He said he'd come back later that night, but then VIP went down...
Wonder if he'll come today.
For all we know, he might be already making love to Fujoshi right now...
(´-`).。oO( Now that would be a quick escalation. )

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:53:02 ID:GRATkG2H
>>758
I just had a great idea. Put on the clothes you bought on Saturday and go watch snakes or something with Kansai.

>>766
He did seem quite skilled in that departmentw
Hope he posts a summary of what happened tonight.
I'm glad someone still remembers him.

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:54:21 ID:8ehXsK/G
You know what I think?
Everyone's telling you all kinds of things, but it's not even been a month since you've met her, you know?
And you're already going to give up on her just because she said you're not her type of guy?
You haven't even heard it from her own lips. Are you fucking kidding me?

How many months do you think it took Train Man to get Hermes?
People usually don't just fall in love with someone in such a short time.
All you have to do is keep showing her your good points little by little.
But no, you prefer to say "I give up" without even putting up a fight. How much of a premature ejaculator are you?

Now I know why you're still a virgin at your age.



---------------------------------------------------------------
This is what I was about to post when the server went down yesterday.
It might be too late, but I just have to get it off my chest.

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 12:59:46 ID:TuiRhgWq
Well, OP's just a virgin trying to get laid. It's not surprising that it didn't work out.

770 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 12:59:47 ID:m+U2LcF3
>>768
It took him only two months, didn't it...?
Not that I was trying to follow Train Man's example in the first place.

771 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:00:37 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>770
DON'T ARGUE BACKーーーー!!!!

YOU TOOLーーーー!!!

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:01:19 ID:sgc8ZA/K
What color do you guys think Kansai's panties are?

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:01:47 ID:ugv+yZ0T
All OP has going for him is that he's good at arguing back.

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:02:27 ID:DtxSqE7A
>>772
She doesn't wear any.

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:05:37 ID:zIn8SCw0
There are two types of guys. Ones that get a girl to go out with them on the first day or the first date and
ones that get to know them as friends first, then ask them out and finally start dating.

Coffee Lounge is definitely the former.
I thought Molester was too, but seeing how Miss Undie and Kansai reacted, I'd say he's the latter.

>>733
Congrats.

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:05:48 ID:rmGw6LoG
Brand-name coat: ¥43,000
Brand-name pants: ¥12,000
Dinner date in a restaurant: ¥6,300

Life with a girlfriend:  Priceless

There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's VIP QUALITY!!

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:08:21 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>767
He definitely knows what he's doing.
How could I forget about him... I too am quite curious about how his date went.
>770
There's nothing wrong about expressing your feelings, but if you're interested in Kansai, you should focus on becoming friends with her first.
It'd be different if you'd met her in a bar and or out on the streets, but in this case, it's better to start out friends.

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:09:36 ID:zIn8SCw0
Which reminds me, my wife and I started going out after only a week or so.
I guess, when it comes to going out with someone, the deciding factor is whether you're on the same wavelength or not.


779 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:10:03 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>772
She wears black lace panties.

780 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:11:07 ID:tCtNqxMI
Will you give up on Kansai already? You'll just drive her away with your half-baked feelings for her.
You should try to become friends with her and get a few level ups for now.

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:12:25 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>778
Well, it depends on the woman though.

At first, she doesn't consider him a love interest, but as they keep hanging out and talking, it gradually changes...
Then she realizes that he's always been there for her and that she's come to like him...

Happens all the time.
Happened to some of my friends too.

It just bothers me that Molester is already giving up even though everything is still possible.

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:15:16 ID:fLzEF7d6
Molester didn't seem like he was in love with Miss Understanding in the first place. It was more like he just found her to be really cute.

However, I think what he feels for Kansai is something else.

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:18:14 ID:rmGw6LoG
You guys are forgetting one thing.
Once OP lands in Kansai's friendzone, it's possible that he'll never make it out.

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:18:52 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>782
I wonder if Molester has actually ever been in love with someone.

Having crushes is okay if you're a teenager.
He needs to grow up and experience real love and relationships.

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:23:38 ID:TuiRhgWq
Why is OP acting like he got his heart broken when all he wanted was have seicross with her?w
I bet he doesn't even know how it feels to be in love.

786 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:23:45 ID:UIimw5SL
Long story short: This is what happens if your only motivation is to have seicross with someone.

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:27:23 ID:zIn8SCw0
You see an extremely moe figure on display in a shop.
So you tell the shop clerk that you want to buy it, but she tells you that it's not for sale.
You're disappointed and decide to give up on it, but then you get into a nice long chat with the shop clerk about figures and realize you get along with her great.

This is basically what's happened to Molester.

788 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:28:46 ID:zfGmmHRx
>>770
Even that glorious Train Man needed two whole months to get Hermes.

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:32:24 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>783
What's so bad about that?
You can always get yourself a girlfriend, but a female best friend? That shit is hard to come by.

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:33:39 ID:yEb6EdR6



 KANSAI WILL GET MARRIED TO A BETTER GUY THAN MOLESTER




791 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:34:02 ID:rmGw6LoG
>>787
What if the shop clerk wishes the creepy otaku would fuck off already?

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:35:32 ID:gHtuGYUf
Kansai probably has lots of female friends, and she's sure to introduce them to you one day, Molester.
That is, provided you manage to earn her trust.


793 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:47:56 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>789
I'm sure Molester is aware of that more than anyone here.

That's why he's so hesitant about going down her route.


794 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:48:39 ID:zfGmmHRx
Now that the Miss Undie route is over, there's no reason to call OP "Molester Man" anymore.

>>1 is now just some random VIPPER we want to turn into a popular guy so he can get himself a girlfriend.

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:52:33 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>793
I guess that's what makes Molester Molester.
But well, I feel like we can leave the Kansai route to Molester. He'll somehow pull it off.
Or am I being too optimistic?

Something tells me that Kansai is immune against us VIPPERs and our VIP QUALITY.

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:54:24 ID:CEkns179
I wanna go to their family restaurant and have Kansai serve me food.

797 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 13:55:51 ID:1qpz3u2E
>>782
Maybe you're right. Now that you mention it, Miss Understanding is a completely different type of girl than the girl I was in love with all the way from third grade in elementary school to second year in high school.

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:56:45 ID:T+iV37Rt
Huh? Shouldn't you be at university, Molester?

799 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 13:58:21 ID:m+U2LcF3
>>798
Attending a lecture all alone is so much fun!

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:59:03 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>797
You're just trying to say that you do know how it feels like to be in love, aren't you?w

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 13:59:07 ID:sgc8ZA/K
Molester's Private University.

I'd study there.

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:00:19 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Molester's Private University... WATATA


803 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 14:01:24 ID:m+U2LcF3
>>800
That's not it. I just realized that what I felt for Miss Understanding wasn't love...
Not that I ever really believed I was in love with her, but that post just made it clear as day to me.

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:03:00 ID:T+iV37Rt
So, if the Miss Undie route is really as dead you guys say, it should be okay to hang out with Glasses again, right?
It's good to have male buddies too, isn't it?

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:04:45 ID:PseAZjop
>>802 laughs like the Fist of the North Star.


806 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:07:21 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>803
But you only think like that after hearing that you're not Miss Understanding's type, don't you?

If Kansai had told you "She said she likes you, Molester! You got a chance!",
wouldn't you have been all over her by now?

What I'm trying to say is, you seem to decide how you feel about someone depending on how they feel about you.

Sorry if I'm wrong though.

807 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:08:29 ID:e3a7hnz/
I've read up to the point when Kansai was moe.
Can someone tell me in 4 sentences what happened after that?

808 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 14:13:48 ID:1qpz3u2E
>>806
That's not it... I wanted her, but not because I loved her. Miss Understanding, that is.
It was more like I had... pure-hearted ulterior motives?

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:14:52 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>808
>pure-hearted ulterior motives?
I fucking lol'd.
You're rotten to the core, manw

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:16:00 ID:zIn8SCw0
>>808
You're starting to sound like Vegeta. Makes me rock hard.

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:17:11 ID:ocX0AXj2
What did you expect from a stalker victim that's scared of men?
It's a miracle you even got to know her.
Don't you even think of switching to the Kansai route right away. You'll only make her feel like a replacement for Miss Undie.
There's also the possibility that Kansai will introduce someone else to you if you stay friends with her instead of jumping on her like a caveman.


812 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:18:17 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>808
That was then, wasn't it?

What I mean is, if you'd been told that Miss Undie likes you, don't you think you'd have been in love with her by now?

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:23:16 ID:zfGmmHRx
"Yeah, I had ulterior motives... Pure-hearted ulterior motives."



Nope, doesn't sound cool.

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:23:57 ID:xaV2vHO2
With OP's subpar looks and otaku personality, it's obviously impossible for him to get a girl to fall in love with him in a short time. It might have been possible if he'd had at least looks or personality down.

815 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 14:24:14 ID:m+U2LcF3
>>809
I-I'm not!! If I had just written "ulterior motives", you would've all thought that I simply wanted to get into her pants!
But that's not it. All I wanted was to date her, love her and be loved by her.
I had "pure-hearted" ulterior motives!
Damn it! Don't make me type it all out! It's embarrassing!!
>>812
Hmm... At the very least, I don't think it'd have been real love...

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:24:18 ID:GRATkG2H
>>808
Why don't you try asking Coffee Lounge Man or Pork Cutlet how they do it?

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:24:46 ID:LV2/kOH9
But you know, only loving people who fall in love with you feels pretty self-centered to me.
Besides, if your specs aren't high, you'll have to wait forever for people to fall in love with you.

Here's what you have to do instead. You have to find someone you like, and go on the offensive.
Or you'll never get to play the love game, OP.

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:25:01 ID:zfGmmHRx
The biggest problem is his personality though. His very nature is rotten to the core. I guess we all are, and it's nothing special around here, but the average joe is nothing like that.

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:25:58 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>815
All the more reason to change yourself, Molester!
The way you are now, no one will fall in love with you in a short time.
All you can hope for is to hold out long enough to get a good friend out of it.
Well, hang in there.

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:27:43 ID:UIimw5SL
Train Man had his hero(?) shtick going for him because he had the balls to tell a drunk old man in a train to behave himself.
You might have better chances if you at least got rid of the stalker for them.

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:28:41 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>817
He even said it himself. After hearing that she doesn't like him, he didn't feel like protecting her as strongly as before.

What more proof do we need?

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:30:39 ID:rmGw6LoG
Alright, let's put your desire to have seicross aside for a little while.
Pick one of the three options below for Miss Undie, Kansai, Loli, Yamaoka each:

1. I want to be friends with her.
2. I want to go out with her.
3. I don't even want to contact her.

Your move, OP.

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:31:45 ID:UIimw5SL
4. If 1 or 2 fails, I want to rape her.

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:33:08 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>Molester Man

Let's try going after a different woman this time and get mistaken for a molester again.
It's like when you're playing a game. When you're stuck, you just start over again.

There must be a simpler route that leads to seicross than this.



825 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:33:11 ID:zIn8SCw0
>>822
I'd play it safe and pick 1. Also, I wouldn't contact them as long as they don't contact me.
Ah, that is, after thanking them for the day before yesterday, of course.

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:34:40 ID:9aXizNlm
>>733
Don't forget to post the details when you're back.
It'd be also great if Lady could come into this thread and say hello.

OP should e-mail or call Kansai for starters. I'd call her, but what do I know...
Send a thank-you e-mail to the rest of them.

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:36:12 ID:zfGmmHRx
It's definitely better not to contact them.

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:36:19 ID:gHtuGYUf
>>822
It's probably going to be 1, but whether they'll be simple acquaintances or good friends depends on OP's way of thanking them.

I can't see any of those girls becoming OP's girlfriend.


829 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:37:58 ID:xKnomUpz
I think >>1 is starting to lose it.

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:38:16 ID:xaV2vHO2
You gotta do something, OP, or it's all downhill from now on.
It doesn't have to be true, just pretend that you getting friendzoned by Miss Undie isn't a big deal and you're still willing to help her out with her stalker problem.
At least, write her an e-mail and tell her to purchase something she can defend herself with already.


831 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 14:39:39 ID:m+U2LcF3
>>830
>It doesn't have to be true
I never said a word about abandoning her and her stalker problem, and I don't intend to either.

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:43:59 ID:LV2/kOH9
>>1
Look, you didn't get rejected or dumped or something.
Sometimes in love, all you need is the right timing.
When a woman says you're not her type, it doesn't necessarily mean that she'll never go out with you or that she doesn't like you.

The only relevant question here is "What do YOU want to do?".

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:44:14 ID:zIn8SCw0
We keep acting like this is the end of the line,
but I bet tonight or tomorrow he'll just get another invitation from Kansai or Miss Undie to hang out with them.
OP's just lucky like that.

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:45:50 ID:T+iV37Rt
Then I suppose all we can do is focus on the stalker problem for now and contact Kansai every now and then.
I just hope Molester doesn't go berserk and fuck it up. The sad thing is though that none of us VIPPERs would do any better if we were in his shoes.

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:47:42 ID:zfGmmHRx
If I was OP, I'd cut ties with all of them and just go back to sleep.

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:47:58 ID:P4yMkKTe
They're talking about Train Man on TVーーーーーーーーー

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:48:36 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Say, how many threads did it take Train Man?
I'm just wondering because Lady and I were watching this TBS news show and they suddenly started talking about Train Man...


838 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:51:44 ID:zIn8SCw0
>>837
You're with Lady right now!!?

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:53:00 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Yeah. (´・д・`)


840 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:53:08 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>837
I want her to post here.

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:53:55 ID:JYNcRUXT
>>837
About 30 threads.

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:54:13 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>837
Are you here to show off?

That Lady of yours is a 2channer, isn't she?
Why don't you ask her?

843 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 14:54:48 ID:m+U2LcF3
To be exact, there were no dedicated Train Man threads. Train Man's story was one of many stories that were posted in a thread.

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:54:56 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>840
We just headed out, maybe next time...


Still no post to tell me how many threads it took Train Man? ting ting

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:55:47 ID:gHtuGYUf
>>837
I forgot. 30 something?

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:56:31 ID:e3a7hnz/
I think I get what happened. OP failed, didn't he?
I'm actually impressed he held out this long.

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:58:04 ID:xaV2vHO2
Show her you're serious about helping her no matter if she likes you or not → Sincerity goes up ↑
Suddenly stop caring about her stalker problem / insist on going shopping again with them → They think you're using it as an excuse to get closer to them → Their opinion of you plunges down ↓
My point is, don't be so fucking obvious about it.

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 14:58:28 ID:4BJ6tjM5
About 30 threads... Molester Man might be able to top it.
>843
So Train Man didn't start any threads.
I see... Thank you.
( ゚Д゚)つ旦旦旦旦旦 < Help yourselves to some tea.

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:02:19 ID:zIn8SCw0
I learned about Train Man in this thread, but you'll see >>843 is right if you check the Train Man summary website.

ttp://www.geocities.co.jp/Milkyway-Aquarius/7075/index.html

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:05:11 ID:yEb6EdR6
Didn't Train Man happen in the "Men Getting Shot from Behind" thread?

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:06:32 ID:2H6dYVDU
I feel like Molester is getting a bit too big-headed.
Going shopping with the girls and hanging out with Kansai etc. must have gotten to his head.
It's a typical reaction from someone who doesn't have many friends.
As soon as something good happens to them, they start looking down on the people around them.

I feel like he's not taking us VIPPERs seriously anymore.
He should listen to our advice a bit more. I mean, it's thanks to us that he got to this point.

But well, I'm just relieved he didn't end up calling her yesterday after that.

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:08:10 ID:gHtuGYUf
Molester Man gets compared to Train Man a lot, but I think he resembles the original OP of the "Live Confession" threads more.
They're both pathetic people.

Not like it's a bad thing. On the contrary.

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:09:33 ID:rmGw6LoG
Well, Molester Man's biggest charm is the discrepancy between Molester and the inhabitants of his threads.

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:09:33 ID:WcLZvj36
Any news from Pork Cutlet?
Did I miss a report?


855 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:10:56 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>851
You're just imagining things.

856 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:11:41 ID:L5kxoHvO
( ・∀・)< I've read up to here today.

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:13:50 ID:fa+E9asn
Guys, guys.
You keep saying Kansai and Miss Understanding are both out of the question, but what do we know about how they really feel? Nothing.
Why don't we stop pretending we know them so well and consider what Molester wants instead?
Molester confirmed that he feels something different for Kansai than for the other girls.
If he gave up on her now, he'd only regret it later.
I agree that he shouldn't get greedy and jump the gun, but he should do something, right?
So what if we don't know if Kansai feels the same for him? All he has to do is act with care and win her over.

858 : Pork Cutlet(Imposter) : 04/11/15 15:13:58 ID:GRATkG2H
>>854
Pork Cutlet got carried away so much I doubt he'll ever return to VIP.

>>1
I just remembered something. Didn't Kansai say she wanted to see your snake?
Use it as an excuse to call her over, and once you've shown her your snake in your room, you can do whatever you want with her.
Just make sure to post pics later.

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:14:00 ID:eYgtxw84
>>852
This guy?
ttp://www.geocities.jp/mekuraame/dokuo/flame.html

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:17:02 ID:LV2/kOH9
In b4 everyone starts imagining what kind of lewd things will happen after >>858w

861 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:20:13 ID:ocX0AXj2
You only have three chances, OP.
- When you show her your snake
- When you lend that CD to her
- When you cry your heart out to her


862 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:20:58 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Before OP contacts anyone, he should post in detail what he feels, who he wants to date, and then discuss with us where to go from now on.
All these kind VIPPERs are here to help you, OP, it'd be a waste not to utilize them.


863 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:24:58 ID:gHtuGYUf
>>857
> Molester has reached the end of his mission and all he's achieved is kill time
is all I see when I try to read your post.

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:32:17 ID:L5kxoHvO
┏━━━━━┓←──────────If possible seicross──────────┐ ┏━━━━━━━━━┓
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│ ..┃  Pork Cutlet Man ╂―Met in front of Alta―Fujoshi
┗━━━━━┛                                      ..│.........│ ┃ Coffee Lounge Man .╂─Met in Shinjuku─Pasta Woman(2channer)
    │                                           .│.........│ ┗━┯━━━━━━━┛ 
  Same part-time job ─ Miss Yamaoka (Butler)                 ....│.........│     │     ↑
    │ │                                        .│.........│   Stalked  .└Kinda jealous of them─VIPPERs
    │ │                                        .↓   ..↓  .......↓ 
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 (Molester Man)...←――――――――┐
 ↑   ↑   └──────────Friendzoned ────────┘....↑ . │    ↑                      ..│


865 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:33:13 ID:UbT5eIds
 │   │           ┌────────────────────┘ . │ Happened to be around and intervened ........│
 │ Best friends?  E-mailing like crazy                        .....│ Sent crab as a token of apology     .........│
 │   ↓           │                             ..........│    │                     Bakatono
 │  Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross───────┘..  Glasses ←─────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:36:47 ID:8ehXsK/G
Why does Loli Jugs still have a ★?


Someone get rid of it alreadyw

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:40:37 ID:2H6dYVDU




OP is enrolled at the Yokohama National University.





868 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:42:50 ID:ZmdMbRBE
Isn't that the university Manabe Kaori was enrolled at?

869 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:43:03 ID:UIimw5SL
>>859
Damn you for posting something interesting right when I was about to go to bed.

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:46:59 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>867
Maybe OP can tell us his university since the thread is going this fast......








Or maybe notw

871 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:50:37 ID:2H6dYVDU
>>870
I guess notw

872 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:56:11 ID:8x0GOmxr
Molester: "Which reminds me, Kansai, you said you wanted to see my snake, right?"
Kansai: "Ahh, yeah. I want to see it."
Molester: "Then watch carefully! Here's my schlon- err, my snake!"
Kansai: "It's shorter than I imagined. And it's so thin!"
Molester: "W-What the fuck!?"

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:58:20 ID:j7+jcHZU
Now I wonder what would have happened if OP hadn't lost his keys.

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 15:59:26 ID:ocX0AXj2
Protip: All four girls know about OP's love for snakes by now.


875 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 16:05:42 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>871
Think Miss Undie has any interest in snakes?

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 16:07:49 ID:fa+E9asn
If Kansai hasn't told the others about their night together, Molester wins.

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 16:10:25 ID:2H6dYVDU
>>875
I doubt there are many girls that are interested in snakes.

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 16:15:00 ID:v6A399gA
>>877
There are more closet reptile lovers than one would think.

879 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 16:15:28 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>877
There was one, but she hasn't posted since then.

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 16:18:22 ID:2H6dYVDU
>>879
I'll never get what there is to like about reptiles.

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 16:24:19 ID:m4LujjLn
>>859
I'm reading this for the first time, and it's super interesting.

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 16:28:10 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>880
Well, you see, there was a post in the VIP shelter in νFlash that had
"I found out where they met up"
in the e-mail field and the post itself said

"Since the thread is going this fast,




I can say this."


That's why I thought you were the one who posted it.

(The wording might have been a bit different though.)

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 16:37:05 ID:v6A399gA
>>882
I saw it too.

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:03:08 ID:ePDTTrHz
>>883
Me too, me too.

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:07:42 ID:AQt6OU+H
I find it hilarious how OP doesn't even try to play down his desires.

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:17:38 ID:zIn8SCw0
I just read all of >>859 at work... Now I'm depressed.

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:33:29 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
Hey, Molester.

Isn't it slowly time for the next move? I'm bored out of my skull.
I bet you are too.
So why don't you go have lunch with Kansai this Wednesday?
Ah, I won't mind if it's Loli Jugs either.

Please. I don't care if there is a happy or an unhappy end, I just want something interesting to happen.
I'm sure it'll be interesting for you too. I'm counting on you.


888 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:37:11 ID:rmGw6LoG
Wow, the "Live Confession" thread has grown a lot.
I only watched over the first 3, 4 confessions in real time.

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:48:24 ID:m4LujjLn
>>888
Where can I read the current one?

890 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:49:19 ID:UIimw5SL
>>889
The single men board.

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:50:39 ID:m4LujjLn
Thanks.

892 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:52:01 ID:xXb3d98n
>>859 is crazy gooooooooooooooooooooood!
Haven't been to the single men board since the creepy e-mails threads, but I think I'm going to head over there now.

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:53:32 ID:TuiRhgWq
Wouldn't it be best to go have lunch at their family restaurant 2 or 3 times a month?
That way, you can have a chat with her as a customer without overstepping your boundaries.

894 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 17:55:42 ID:rmGw6LoG
>>893
Wouldn't that be annoying?

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:04:49 ID:xXb3d98n
>>894
Quite so, to be honest.

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:11:27 ID:zIn8SCw0
I'd rather you didn't contact her at all after thanking her.
If Kansai thinks of you as a friend, she's sure to send you an e-mail sooner or later, so just wait for it patiently.

If she doesn't... well, you'll have to give up on her then.

897 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:11:35 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
I can't stop reading >>859.

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:20:10 ID:rmGw6LoG
>>896
>If she doesn't... well, you'll have to give up on her then.

But then nothing would ever change for OP.
Instead, write her a good-night e-mail every night for a week or so and then suddenly stop.

"He's starting to get on my nerves."

"Huh? No e-mail today?"

"Mr. Molester, why are you not sending any e-mails anymore?"

PROFIT

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:34:14 ID:eIxOyEMD
http://musyuusei.sakura.ne.jp/src/ero0225zip


900 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:35:10 ID:eIxOyEMD
>>899
Sorry, meant to post it in a different thread.

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:35:15 ID:IU6McA85
>>898
I know for a fact that that never works.


902 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:36:33 ID:Ccem26Xe
>>859 Just finished reading the summary of the first confessor and I gotta say it was really entertaining.

I too confessed my love to someone once and had to undo it a few hours later because I realized it was a mistake.
Only in my case, I did it while she still hadn't given me her answer yet.

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:45:43 ID:rmGw6LoG
>>901
I know, manw

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:50:03 ID:T+iV37Rt
Honestly, I don't think we can expect much from the Miss Undie route no matter what OP does.
But he might be able to become regular friends with Kansai.

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:54:19 ID:4BJ6tjM5
I'm back.
Anything new happened?

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 18:56:05 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>905
Nope.
>>1 attended a lecture all alone, is all.

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:00:19 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>906
I see. (´・д・`)
Well, let's wait until something new happens then.
Pork Cutlet, we need you here... Keep us entertained while we're waiting.

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:05:20 ID:ts+98kvq
I wanna know what's going on with Pork Cutlet too.

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:06:31 ID:T+iV37Rt
Can't Pork Cutlet and co. just post their reports in the shelter thread?

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:09:05 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>909
We're gonna get shit on for real... shake shake

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:10:13 ID:rt3YMT+e
I have a little favor to ask of you guys.
Today's the birthday of a girl I used to date years ago.
Well, in the end, she dumped me.
But now I want to send her a happy birthday e-mail.
I want it to be an e-mail that brings us together again.
Could you guys tell me what to write?

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:11:57 ID:eIxOyEMD
>>911
"I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU."

913 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:12:09 ID:v6A399gA
That's a tough one.

914 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:12:46 ID:rmGw6LoG
ttp://web1.nazca.co.jp/hp/kimome/template.html

Pick one you like.

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:14:39 ID:rt3YMT+e
>>914
But those are creepy e-mails. ('A`)

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:14:54 ID:ZmdMbRBE
>>911
"Hey, it's been a while.
Wanna know something interesting?
Do you? Well, here it comes.
It would be great if you could come back to me."

917 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:15:41 ID:fa+E9asn
"Yo, how's it going?
Happy Birthday."

should be enough.

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:17:16 ID:rt3YMT+e
>>917
Alright! I'll try sending that one.

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:17:34 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>911
"I'm writing to you because it's your birthday today.
On this special occasion, I wanted to tell you that
my thoughts are still with you at all times even though
way too much time has passed since we've met last.
To change something, you have to do something, so here it goes.
You are the one I truly love. There, I've said it.
Now, just have a little patience."

Okay?

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:19:09 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>911
Assuming you're still in contact with her...

Subject: "Good evening".

"Happy birthday.
You've turned ?? years old, huh... How many years has it been since we broke up?
When I reminisce, I realize that many of my memories from that time are still clear and fresh.
I'm still in love with you, ??.
It was after we broke up that I realized how large a part you were in my life...
Can we start over again?"


How's this?
It was fucking embarrassing to write it down;

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:21:09 ID:rt3YMT+e
Guys, I don't write like that...

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:22:09 ID:yEb6EdR6

>>919


923 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:28:11 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>919
Normal people won't notice your hidden vertical message though.

The other day, I saw a post with a hidden vertical message in the forums of a certain site,
and the other posters were all going "This is amazing!" over it.

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:29:12 ID:4BJ6tjM5
I'm the only one who posted a serious suggestion while everyone else put in hidden vertical messages and shit...
∧||∧

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:29:37 ID:NR+trYa4
I'm usually the guy to start shit threads and make shit posts.
But look at me posting my serious opinion in this thread. I can't believe it.

926 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:32:26 ID:xXb3d98n
>>919
Scary...

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:48:53 ID:rt3YMT+e
I got an e-mail!

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:49:43 ID:8ehXsK/G
>>927
Want us to prepare the next thread?

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:54:16 ID:rt3YMT+e
"Hey, it's been a while. I'm good.
(omitted)
Anyways, thanks for your e-mail."


           Game over




930 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:56:12 ID:IU6McA85
>>929
Pfffwwwwwwww GJwwwwwwww

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:56:14 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Which one did you send? ∧||∧

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 19:58:29 ID:fa+E9asn
He picked my suggestion and failed... S-S-S-Sorry...

933 : 929 : 04/11/15 19:58:31 ID:rt3YMT+e
Isn't there a clever way to get a promise to meet up out of her?

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:02:53 ID:9aXizNlm
>>924
I'm curious about Molester's story, but I wanna hear more about yours too.
Post in detail about what happened after Lady found out about this thread.

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:02:54 ID:T+iV37Rt
Oh, you ignored my suggestion, huh... (´・ω・`)
Not only was it creepy, it even had a shocking vertical message hidden in it.

Well, why don't you start with some casual small talk?

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:04:28 ID:GERUCr3m
I think you'll have to call her if you want her to take you seriously.
She'll think you're not serious if it's just an e-mail.

And if she's annoyed by a simple phone call from you,
I doubt you can expect much from her anyway.

tl;dr: Call her.

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:08:38 ID:rt3YMT+e
"It's gotten cold lately, hasn't it?
Take care not to catch a cold."
Something like this?

938 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:08:58 ID:IxcWwJNx
I just tried calling her...

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:09:21 ID:ZmdMbRBE
He's here!

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:10:14 ID:fa+E9asn
Our problem child is here──────────!

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:10:29 ID:IU6McA85
>>938
You seem downw
Did she find your call annoying?

942 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:10:43 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>940
Don't call me a problem child!!

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:10:54 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>938
Who told you you could call her?

So, how'd it go?

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:11:09 ID:9aXizNlm
>>938
Don't tell me she blocked your number.

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:11:40 ID:UIimw5SL
I bet she pretended to be someone else when she answered the phone!

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:12:35 ID:L5kxoHvO
As predicted by most of us here, we're witnessing the birth of a stalker.

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:13:05 ID:fa+E9asn
But I specifically told you NOT to call her.
You're such a problem child.

948 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:13:07 ID:IxcWwJNx
Okay, I called Miss Understanding.
I didn't know if any of it had already reached her ears, but even if it had,
I figured I should tell her personally,
"I still want to help you with your stalker problem anyway.".

But an unbelievable truth has come to light and left me in shock.

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:13:41 ID:UIimw5SL
She's actually a man?

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:14:08 ID:T+iV37Rt
It's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!! Or is it?

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:14:17 ID:L5kxoHvO
Glasses had sent her crab too?

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:14:36 ID:FBlf89HX
She's already seeing someone?

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:14:44 ID:IU6McA85
>>948
Normally, it's best to convey something like that through your attitude or have Kansai convey it to her...

954 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:16:38 ID:IxcWwJNx
No, the unbelievable truth is about Kansai.
It's nothing earth-shattering though. More like the shocking little twist kind of thing you see in third-rate variety shows.

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:17:06 ID:ZmdMbRBE
Kansai's already seeing someone?

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:17:07 ID:GERUCr3m
You didn't call Miss Understanding because of what I posted in >>936, did you...?
That one was meant for >>929, not for you...

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:17:08 ID:iE/OgKIC
Kansai's got a boyfriend, huh?

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:17:14 ID:fa+E9asn
Seriously, why can't you ever do what I say...

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:17:52 ID:L5kxoHvO
She quit her part-time job?

960 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:17:54 ID:NR+trYa4
What is it? What is it?

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:18:19 ID:fLzEF7d6
Just tell us already.

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:18:27 ID:GERUCr3m
Kansai got in trouble with her parents?

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:18:40 ID:TuiRhgWq
There he goes doing whatever he wants again. What's the meaning of this thread again? (゚Д゚) 、ptooey

964 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:18:57 ID:UIimw5SL
Kansai nudes have surfaced?

965 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:19:01 ID:IxcWwJNx
The thread's about to end and not much happened, but can I report it anyway?

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:19:06 ID:9aXizNlm
>>950
Where is the next thread?

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:19:07 ID:T+iV37Rt
No, I refuse to believe Kansai's seeing someone。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:19:15 ID:ZmdMbRBE
I'm waiting.

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:19:27 ID:rQCwGb4o
Quit blue-balling us.

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:19:31 ID:T1WS3knF
>>970 starts the new thread.

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:19:36 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>966
Oh crap.
Give me a second.

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:20:02 ID:T1WS3knF
>>971
We're counting on you.

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:20:51 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Problem child ATATA
It actually made me laugh out loud. (´・д・`)

974 : Summary Site Admin : 04/11/15 20:21:24 ID:sAjeL+dJ
Every fucking night, something new happens. I'm having a hard time keeping up.

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:21:35 ID:IU6McA85
I think >>973 is Kenshiro.


976 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:22:11 ID:T+iV37Rt
That was a close call.

Here you go.
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 10
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100517688/

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:22:38 ID:eIxOyEMD
>>976
Crabs~

978 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:22:58 ID:IxcWwJNx
Okay, here I go.

On my home from university, I stopped by at Jusco today to buy clothes. (When I bought a jacket the other day, the girls unanimously agreed that
I should wear a dark-colored shirt under it, so I went to buy one because I didn't have anything like that.)
Back home, I thought I'd call Miss Understanding simply because it's Monday and I figured she might be at home since she doesn't work today.
I also had in mind not to keep her on the phone for too long in order not to appear too persistent.

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:23:06 ID:ZmdMbRBE
>>976
Thanks for starting the thread.

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:23:39 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>974
  , 'リ从ヽ
,rヤ^ー゚ノi| Good job!
ヽ`》..Y 《lヽ

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:25:13 ID:fa+E9asn
>>974
Keep up the good work.

Anyways, OP, what'd you call her for!? Don't get carried away!

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:25:24 ID:4BJ6tjM5
It's happening.
I laughed so much my sides hurt... Huff huff...

Did I get 1000?

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:25:57 ID:9aXizNlm
Crabs.

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:26:37 ID:9aXizNlm
THE 1000 GET IS MINE!!!

985 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:26:51 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>974
Thanks.
>>976
Thanks.

So, I called her cell phone.
Clack.
"Hello?"
"Ah, Miss Understanding?"
"Yes, it's me."
"I wanted to thank you for spontaneously letting me join your shopping trip. I forgot to say thanks on Saturday."

I sounded her out on whether Kansai told her anything about me losing my house keys.

"I think the others all enjoyed it. They said it was nice to hear the opinion of a man."
"Glad to hear that."

It seemed like Kansai hadn't told her anything yet. Well, she pulled all-nighter with me. For all I know, she could have spent the last two days in bed or something.

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:27:48 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>985
Uh-huh, uh-huh. And then? (・∀・)

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:29:35 ID:TuiRhgWq
1000 GET

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:30:14 ID:TuiRhgWq
N-N-NO, THE 1000 GET BELONGS TO ME!

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:30:23 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Are you guys all after the 1000th post?

(´-`).。oO(OP sure likes Jusco.)

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:31:41 ID:xaV2vHO2
If this is 1000, you guys will have to give ME advice.

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:31:43 ID:FBlf89HX
OP's true identity is Okada.

992 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:31:53 ID:IxcWwJNx
"I enjoyed myself too. Plus, you all picked out clothes for me."
"Oh yeah, we had a lot of fun talking about it all at work on the next day."

My plan was to thank her for Saturday and quickly hang up before I started getting on her nerves again,
but Miss Understanding kept the conversation going. Either she was bored or she was actually enjoying talking to me.
"Sorry, but I have stuff to do... I'm hanging up."
is probably what I'd have had to say to end the call. How come I can only have such a nice chat with her after I've given up on her?

Also, it seems I managed to leave a pretty good impression on Butler Yamaoka too. I was kinda happy to hear that.

993 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:32:25 ID:eIxOyEMD
10000

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:32:37 ID:xaV2vHO2
Ugh, creepy.

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:33:01 ID:yEb6EdR6
996!

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:33:11 ID:QNGIQ0dU
Craaab!

997 : Mr. Anonymous : 04/11/15 20:33:20 ID:gYhH08mK
ST. VAGINA GIRLS COLLEGE

998 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:33:21 ID:ugv+yZ0T
    〃〃∩  _, ,_
     ⊂⌒( `Д´) < I want the 1000 GET!
       `ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
              wriggle wriggle
         _, ,_
     〃〃(`Д´ ∩ < Give me the 1000 GET now now now!
        ⊂   (
          ヽ∩ つ  wriggle wriggle
    〃〃∩  _, ,_
     ⊂⌒( つД´) < I want the 1000 GET!
       `ヽ_ ノ ⊂ノ
              wriggle wriggle
       ∩
     ⊂⌒(  _, ,_) < The 1000 GET...
       `ヽ_つ ⊂ノ   
          sniff... sniff...

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:33:22 ID:yEb6EdR6
Okay, but this must be 997... ('A`)

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:33:26 ID:KIG3O1qk
If this is 1000, Kansai and Crabses get suddenly married.

1001 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:33:25 ID:ZmdMbRBE
                               FLAAAAASH
ノし八丿 丿ノへ 丿ノノ )ノノし八丿 __ 八丿__
 ――=ニ二ヘ \_,      ,_/__  ̄__―――丶
   ______,\_ノ〃    ぐ\/ 、_ ̄____,,,
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    丶 ゚ ノ     ミ    ミミミ      ヽ ゜ ノ    "
″ヽ _  __ノ   ミ     ミミ   ヽ _  __ノ"
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Sorry, but 1000 is mine!

1002 : 1001 : Over 1000 Thread
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