Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100350480/
Templates omitted.
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
↑ Go here for a summary of the threads.
Crabs.
Crabcrab.
Crabs. ｃ⌒っ・肉・)φ
Read the OP.
Why did it have to be a shitty thread like this... ＿|￣|○ slump
When we got to my place, Kansai said
"Ah, Loli, you can go on ahead home. You see, I wanted to borrow something from Molester."
"Oh, okay. See you tomorrow then."
Loli left.
"What did you want to borrow from me?"
"The Kai Band album, remember? You said you'd lend it to me."
"Ah, yes, now I remember."
She probably didn't really care about the CD. I mean, she hadn't said a word about the CD before that.
I was sure that she just wanted to apologize properly to me.
But either way, I didn't have my keys and couldn't get in until my dad brings my spare keys tomorrow.
Or would it be better to send a one-liner?
Oh, sorry.
I just figured we should because Molester said something about templates in the previous thread...
I agree with this so much I think I'm gonna go bald.
Which can only mean thing. Oh God.
Don't tell me Kansai wants to...
Can I go (；´Д｀) pant pant now?
"I'm sorry... I guess you are mad at me."
"I'm not."
She was speaking in an apologetic tone. To be honest, I didn't like it at all. I didn't want to have a conversation like this with her.
She's my first friend in a very long time and I didn't want to see such a gloomy Kansai.
I had the impression that she wanted to go up to my room at any cost and apologize there.
But even if you go up to my room, you won't find any crabs there. I already ate them all.
The only thing waiting for you up there is a small stinking one-room apartment with kitchen,
with tropical fish, and several snakes wriggling around. Plus an "Air: The Movie" poster on a wall.
No, it's more like we can only switch to the Kansai route now BECAUSE OP lost his keys.
Molester: "I can't enter my apartment because I lost my keys."
Kansai: "You can spend the night at my place then."
ｍ9っ｀Д´) That's it!!
Why don't you just say fuck it and let her into your place? She's going to find out one day anyway.
You're acting strange, Kansai.
By pretending to be Molester's wingman, she made Molester send annoying e-mails to Miss Undie!!
Then she told Miss Undie lies about Molester behind his back to show him in a bad light!!
The reason Kansai did all that was because she's actually Glasses' younger sister, while Glasses is Stalker Man, the one pulling the strings!!
Wanna have the incense I bought yesterday?
I get it. So the Kansai route only gets unlocked if you put your keys into your shoe and forget you put them there.
O-Outdoor sex?
What kind did you get? My favorite is sandalwood incense.
By pretending to be Molester's wingman, she made Molester send annoying e-mails to Miss Undie!!
Then she told Miss Undie lies about Molester behind his back to show him in a bad light!!
The reason Kansai did all that was because she actually loves Miss Undie and because she's Stalker Woman, the one pulling the strings!!
(つд∩) BAAWWW BAAWWW
(つд･∩) peek
(つ∀∩) BAAWWW BAAWWW
"Well, you see, it's not because I'm mad at you or anything, but I'm actually what you call an otaku."
"Huh?"
"You heard right. I'm an otaku."
"A game otaku?"
"Uhh... I guess you could call me a game otaku too, but... I'm also into pets."
"Pets you can't keep in an apartment?"
"No, I'm sure I'm allowed to keep them, but they're the kind girls find scary."
"What? Lizards and the like!?"
..................it totally backfired. Her serious face lit up and she was even more interested in my room.
I was wondering how she'd react, but I didn't think she'd say that...
Congrats, it's obvious who you're going to end up with now.
A GONESH incense called "Perfumes of a spring mist". I didn't know about it before, but I heard it's quite popular.
Kansai?
Kansai? What the hell is going on?
Wait, wait, did you just unlock a secret route!!?
Spring mist! Great choice!
And a GONESH one toow I bet it was expensivewww
>>304
Morning to noon → I'm on cloud nine! Everything is great! I'm in such a good mood even Mr. John Muwete Muluaka would pale in comparison!!!
Evening → I crashed down to earth. I feel worse than hearing the daily horoscope from the Morning Show predict bad luck on the morning of an exam.
Midnight to late night → I slowly get back on my feet.
tl;dr Only bad things happened.
I wanna go "It's here━━（ﾟ∀ﾟ）━━!!" too right now,
but this post just won't let me.
"Huh? Are you serious?"
See? Now she thinks I'm a weirdo.
It always goes like this. Why is it perfectly normal to have turtles as pets, but if you have snakes, everyone thinks you're fucking weird?
"You don't like snakes, right? I have to feed them today, so go home already."
Oh boy, so much for my first friend in many years, I guess...
"Well, since I'm a guy with such creepy hobbies, it's only natural that no one likes me."
I had already given up at this point.
I didn't know anything about it when I bought it though. They were selling it in Tokyu Hands for 500 yen.
>tl;dr Only bad things happened.
I don't remember OP posting this.
Even though your chances aren't bad, I feel like you're going out of your way to squander them for yourself.
Actually, it's starting to piss me off.
Miserable Man.
What he lacks is the ability to seize his luck.
Huh, that's pretty cheap.
I always get mine for 250 yen from a general store in my neighborhood.
The most important thing about incense is freshness. Once you've opened a pack, make sure to use it up as quickly as possible.
Unless you want them to start smelling like the inferior incense sticksw
"Huh?"
I let out a yelp of surprise.
"I mean, so what if you are an otaku? It's not your hobby that's creepy, nor can it make you a creep. The question is if you were a creep to begin with.
And you're not that creepy, Molester, so I think it's alright."
I don't remember the exact wording, but she said something to that effect with a straight face.
It was the first time in my life someone told me something like that. I was perplexed and happy at the same time.
Then I gave her a crash course in reptiles in front of my apartment. I told her about the different snake genera, and how the snake I imported for the first time last year was worth more than 100.000 yen,
but is sadly only worth half as much now etc.
Go read the previous thread.
It never does when an otaku starts talking about his hobbies.
Holy shit!!
It's just like that saying, err, how did it go again? The end justifies the means? No. A blessing in disguise? No...
Kansai: "Wait, a hot girl like me is right in front of you, and you want me to introduce you to a different girl?"
Molester: "Let me ask you then, Kansai. Will you go out with me?"
Kansai: "......okay."
......I know it's weird coming from someone who was sure that the Kansai route was dead too, but
THIS IS STARTING TO LOOK PRETTY GOOD!
>not that
>NOT THAT
>N O T T H A T
Pennies in heaven.
Throw away that weird pride already! (PД`q)ﾟ.
Japanese Incense Association President Mr. Incense Sniffman
Favorite incense: Mosquito coil
>>707
Molester: "Ah, there's a Green General over there on the side of the road."
Miss Understanding: "Eh? A snake?"
Molester: "That's right. The Green General is a species of the genus Elaphe.
It's one of the more famous and well-known species of snakes in Japan, but not many know
that it's also widely known as an Asian snake species in America under the name "Japanese Rat Snake".
They prefer flat habitats close to human settlements to mountainous ones.
In mountainous places, you're more likely to find its relatives, the Japanese Striped Snake or the Tiger Keelback.
The Green General eats pretty much everything, but mostly small rodents, hence the name "rat snake".
Its color may look very plain, but that's because many breeders in Japan prefer to breed olive green ones.
It's one of the most common species of snakes in Japan after all.
The winter came suddenly this year, so we might get to see different hibernation patterns this year."
or she acts like this because she feels bad for what she did........
I know one thing for sure though.
Among the four girls, Kansai has always been the one that's most concerned about Molester.
Isn't it because she'd insist on helping him search for the keys if he told her?
"Ewww! Seriously!? You're such an otaku!!",
but I didn't mind as this was a lot more like her normal self.
It was the first time in several years that I got to talk to someone about my hobbies.
I kept going on an on. And I was feeling a lot better too.
Kansai listened to me without making a disgusted face even once.
Now that I think about it, I'm sure she just wanted to keep me company.
There's no way anyone would really enjoy listening to me talk about reptiles.
But since it'd gotten quite late, I had to somehow get her to head home.
Most concerned doesn't mean it's a lot though. I doubt any of them cares much for OP.
Pennies from heaven, right.
I suppose Molester Man never imagined that something he said to make her hate him would cause her to like him more instead.
Plus, no one could have predicted this outcome.
I wouldn't go as far as to say it made her like him more.
She just wanted to make up for what she did.
., ﾍ ⌒ヽﾌ
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⊂＿＿⊃. | > < |
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ヽ＿＿＿/
_, ,_ Suicide isn't the answer!
（ ‘д‘ ） ⌒ヽﾌ
⊂彡☆))ω´）-=3 urk...
punch
You can have my girlfriend.
Here you go. (・∀・)つ◎
Or would you prefer...
using my mouth?
Here you go. (・◎・)
Shouldn't it be pennies FROM heaven?
You're right. ｏｒｚ
Kansai's crotch started to bulge...
Molester: "Eh...?"
Kansai: "I happen to have a thing for snakes too..."
What then came out of her pants was a roughly 10m long anaconda...
Molester: "I see... I guess this is just another form of love..."
The end.
http://air2004.com/index.html
Namely, that having found a good female friend is a happy end in itself.
Nothing unusual about that.
I should have skipped the dumb mock exam and been here right from the beginning! BAAWWW! (T□T)
What good are pennies when they're in heaven and I can't reach them?
Okay, if I had a poster like that on my wall,
I wouldn't let a girl into my place eitherw
"Not before you show me your snakes!"
This time, she didn't seem to be feeling bad, but sounded genuinely interested. Either way, Kansai still wanted to go up to my room. I had no choice but to tell her.
"No, you see... I lost my house keys and now I can't get in."
"No way! We have to look for them then!"
"No, I think I lost them somewhere in Shinuku..."
"Oh no! Why didn't you say something!?"
"I didn't want to make you girls worry..."
"Eh? Then what are you going to do tonight?"
"I'll hang around in the food section of Jusco or go to a manga cafe or something..."
"What about your parents' place?"
"The train ticket is quite expensive. Plus, I left my ATM card at home and I don't want to spend that much money on a train ticket anyway...
I already called my dad though. He said he'll bring me my spare key tomorrow morning, so it's all right."
Agreed.
I mean, he could still try to date her after becoming friends with her.
Why is OP in such a rush anyway? It's not like the world's going to end if he doesn't manage to get a girlfriend in a few days.
>>1
Molester: "Naw, it's okay. I don't want to inconvenience you."
Wait, it's not what I think it is, is it?
Is it going to come━━━━━━＼（ﾟ∀ﾟ）／━━━━━━??
I lost it at the stalker pic.
That sounds like it could be it.
You and Kansai talked through the night, didn't you?
Did Kansai keep you company all night?
THE KANSAI ROUTE WAS THE ONLY OPTION FROM THE BEGINNING!!!
"All alone."
"Won't you be lonely?"
"I will."
While we were going over the pros and cons of bachelor life, Kansai's cell phone started ringing.
She held up a hand in my face before she went off somewhere.
I assumed she was telling me to wait. So I did.
After about five minutes, she came back.
"Your parents?"
"Yeah."
"They must be worried. Hurry up and go home."
"No, it's okay. I'll keep you company."
"Huh? But didn't your parents just call you？"
"Yeah, and I just told them that I'll be home later."
"You did what...? You should go home. I mean, huh?"
"Like I said, I'll keep you company."
That's it!! And the reason he wrote "Only bad things happened." is because he's feeling bad for making Kansai keep him company all night!!
OP posted "Only bad things happened" to lead us off track,
so he can catch us all off-guard by casually mentioning something like
"I spent all night XXXing with Kansai." in his report.
Gulp...
It's decided!
Slurp.
HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post the address, OP.
I find it hard to believe that Kansai is that kind a person...
Replying to myself. It was after he watched Pretty Cure this morning.
Kansai: "Not true. I mean, so what if you are an otaku? It's not your hobby that's creepy, nor can it make you a creep. The question is if you were a creep to begin with. And you're not that creepy, Molester, so I think it's alright."
Molester: "Kansai... I'm genuinely happy to hear that... This is the first time someone said something like that to me..."
Kansai: "Really? Ah, you got tears in your eyes! You're so cute, Molester..."
Molester: "I think... I got hooked on you, Kansai..."
Kansai: "I... I... I couldn't stop thinking about you ever since I first saw you..."
Kansai: "...Kansai..."
Kansai: "...Molester..."
Before we noticed, we were humming a jazz tune, unable to contain our emotions.
The street in front of my apartment had turned into a stage for us.
We held each other by the hand, and started dancing.
Two lovers in a trance―――
Then we got hit by a truck.
"Free reservation for an open-air bath", huh...
Can't believe that's the first resultw
On the next day. Read the previous thread for details.
Molester: "I'm planning on making an eroge with this story. What do you guys think?".
Am I right??
It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
It's here━━━━(°Д°)━━━━!!!!
Oh God, my heart is beating so fast.
I lol'd.
～THE END～
That was the story of an eroge I found. Anyone interested?
"It's okay, it's okay!!"
"No, it's okay, it's okay!!"
"It's okay, it's okay!!"
Thinking back, I was acting like an idiot.
I desperately kept arguing back at her in order to send her away,
even though I was honestly very happy when she said she'd keep me company.
But then I suddenly felt kind of embarrassed, and decided to turn her offer down at any cost.
It's like I'm a grade-schooler that wants attention but is too embarrassed to admit it.
"I said it's okay!!"
"...okay."
As soon as Kansai loses her patience and gets a little mad, I give in. I'm so weak.
You mean your crotch is doing the standing ovation, don't you?
Kansai is so fucking moe and if eroge are anything like this, I want to try one.
Shit sounds made-up.
OP's last post will be
"That was a fantasy I often fap to."
(;´Д`) pant pant P-Post the rest...
Kansai acting like a big sister is moe.
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（;´д⊂ヽ゛ A dream...
/ _ノ⌒⌒ヽ.
(￣⊂人 //⌒ ﾉ
⊂ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆニニニニﾆ⊃
Oh right... It was all a dream...
HOT GUY
>I had the impression that she wanted to go up to my room at any cost and apologize there.
>But even if you go up to my room, you won't find any crabs there. I already ate them all. ←←←←←←
>The only thing waiting for you up there is a small stinking one-room apartment with kitchen,
Our crab got eaten!
My heart's going ba-dump ba-dump ba-dump ba-dump.
Dude, are you retarded?
Hey, watch your mouth!
But our crab hot pot offline meeting...
I knew he was that kind of guy, but didn't think he'd go this far...
Psh, who loses their keys............
Read the thread more carefullyw
He didn't really lose his keys.
Read the damn thread.
We could have organized an offline consolation party for him if he hadn't eaten it all by himself.
Duh, he didn't actually lose them.
couldn't he have had seicross with her if he hadn't lost them...?
YOU FAGGOTS ARE JUST JEALOUS, AREN'T YOU?
As of now, Kansai's leading the popularity poll by a mile.
I put in a vote for Kansai yesterday.
"It's your treat."
"I don't have any money left. Were you even listening to me?"
"Isn't the guy supposed to pay? You gotta have a few thousand yen left."
"Pork bowl, okay?"
"No, beef bowl."
And so we headed to Matsuya.
We ordered beef bowls with egg.
"You better eat slowly and savor every bite."
"Okay, okay. It's my treat, alright?"
"Thank you very much."
"......in the end, I'm the one who treats you to beef bowl."
"It's just Aussie beef though."
I hadn't eaten beef bowl in a while, but it wasn't as good as I remembered it.
Depends on Molester's skills.
I cast a vote for her earlier today.
I voted for her twice. Once yesterday and once today.
No need to even comment on this. It speaks for itself.
I kept uttering these words again and again.
Thinking back, I was acting like an idiot.
I desperately kept arguing back at her in order to send her away,
even though I was honestly very happy and my heart made a jump when she said she'd keep me company.
Kansai: "I said it's okay!!"
Kansai said so in a rather strong voice.
Overwhelmed by the tone of her words, I ended up saying "...okay.". I really didn't mean to.
Molester: "Thank you... Kansai..."
Kansai: "No... I'm sorry I yelled at you like that..."
Molester: "Kansai..."
Before we noticed, we were humming a jazz tune, unable to contain our emotions.
The street in front of my apartment had turned into a stage for us.
We held each other by the hand, and started dancing.
Two lovers in a trance―――
Then we got hit by a truck.
Added "House keys" to the character list.
>"Thank you very much."
This part is very Molester-like...
I lol'd at the sudden change in tone.
Here's to hoping it's gonna make for a thicker book than Train Man!
Granted it has the tendency to exaggerate things.
But here's three cheers for your memory...!
A prime example of VIP QUALITY.
The main plot is already over though.
But now I have nothing but hatred left for him. What's with this corny scene that's like from some old TV soap?
(´･д･`) SAD
I find Kansai saying "It's your treat" to hide her embarrassment moe.
I bet she was planning on paying for him from the beginning.
Kansai, you so cute.
Added Pork Cutlet.
Dude, don't hate him just because you're jealous.
Forgive me, Summary Site Admin. It was on a whim.
I picked up all kinds of manga to read, but for some reason, there wasn't anything new among them. I kept reading manga I have back at home.
Now that I had come out of the otaku closet (although Kansai didn't really seem to get what it meant), I didn't even try to hide my power level anymore.
I read everything from otaku to shonen manga. From SukuRan to Koi Kaze to Azumanga to Ping-Pong Club....
Before I noticed, Kansai had started reading the manga I had finished reading.
"Ahh, I have a big brother too, but he's not nearly as kind as this guy!" (About Koi Kaze)
She even commented on the otaku manga. Then we had a quiet discussion about manga.
Since Kansai said she had read Ping-Pong Club before, we did a Furuya Minoru manga marathon next.
"This guy's later manga are a lot more serious than his early ones. I wonder why."
"Something must have happened to him. Something big like he got his heart broken or something."
"......"
"Kansai, I'm fine. Don't worry about it."
"Okay."
He's just showing off now. I wish he'd die.
ttp://www.heidi.ne.jp/hp/uranai/rotten.html
You get yourself a job first.
Rottenmeier!
Wait, where did you talk?
You weren't in one of those booths with a love couch inside, were you!? WERE YOU!??
Am I an otaku too if I own all of these? orz
I was afraid to open the link at first because I thought it was guro. What a scary URL...
You are a hero.
So, what was it?
Okay. No problem.
I'm done for today.
>>229=237 is just creepy.
It's neither a virus, nor anything disturbing. Take a look yourself.
If you're ugly, that is.
Starting to get hungry again, we left the manga cafe with its exorbitant snack prices.
Somehow or other, we decided to head to Matsuya again.
"What do you think of pork bowl, Kansai?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"I mean, compared to beef bowl."
"Hmm... I think I like the beef bowl we had earlier better."
"But you do know that the beef in that beef bowl doesn't taste anything like it should, right?"
"Huh? But it's the same restaurant."
"No, what I mean is that beef used to taste completely different. It's all cheap Aussie beef now."
"Huh, that so?"
"People have gotten used to eating pork over time, but there was a time when pork and beef weren't even comparable because beef was so good."
"Can you really tell the difference in quality of beef, Molester, or are you just messing with me?"
"Wait, what? Are you making fun of me? Now listen. The traditional taste of beef is..."
We even had a small dispute over beef and pork.
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Wow!!
That's amazing!
Why did you say only bad things happened?
Or is something really bad going to happen...?
Beginners should leave the window slightly open when burning incense.
I, on the other hand, was fine because I'm usually watching anime, browsing 2ch or working at this time of the day.
"Tired?"
"I'm not..."
..........................wobble
"You are tired."
"I'm not."
..........................wobble
"Go home and get some sleep."
"I'm not tired."
"................my dad's going to be here soon, I'll be fine by myself."
"It's okay. I've made it this far, I might as well keep you company to the end..."
Yes, sir.
And make sure to enjoy the wonderful lingering smell.
I wish someone would say this to me toooooooooo!!!!!!!
I'm so jelly. ＿|￣|○
"It's okay. I've made it this far, I might as well keep you company to the end..."
There, I've said itw
Kansai seemed to be enjoying herself running around and checking out ingredients.
I suppose she doesn't get to cook much what with her living with her parents.
I couldn't believe my ears when she called largescale blackfish and chicken grunts "sea bream"...
She seems to think every fish that's shaped like that is a sea bream.
The "Austrialian beef strips 200g" in the meat section triggered another round of discussion, at the end of which I ended up buying them.
By the way, they're also the beef strips that were cooking in my beef pot when I had to put it on hold.
Molester, my man, now that it's come to this, you better go the whole nine yards and have seicross with Kansai.
Totally unbelievable!
Time to reap the fruits of our hard work.
I'm so jelly.
OP is Molester Man because he can make the unbelievable happen!
No, she's sleeping next to him...
"We're about to get off the highway, so we should be there in an hour or so.".
It takes at least two hours to get here from my parents' place, even if the highways are completely empty. Mom and dad must have headed out very early.
Guess they weren't such bad people after all!
Honestly, I was kinda moved when I read the e-mail.
I told Kansai about the e-mail and said I'd be okay now... but she insisted
"We still have an hour until they arrive, right? Let me walk you home. It's on my way home anyway."
It would have been weird to say no after she'd kept me company all night long, so I decided to take her up on her offer.
Part 09～17: Kansai arc
Part 18～22: Loli Jugs arc
Part 23: Butler arc
Part 24～76: Glasses arc (Touching final)
I only have seven male friends... And I don't even have much contact with them.
I wish I had more friends, guys. orz
THE MOMENT HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH KANSAI WILL MARK THE BEGINNING OF THE SECOND CHAPTER
Seems like the one near Molester's place is.
I shall be your friend from today on!
This so much.
I thought she was an annoying attention whore,
but now...
I find her so lovely I can't help myself.
he can't simply switch to Kansai and suggest going to a love hotel. Kansai wouldn't be okay with it.
I see. There's no Jusco in my neighborhood, so I had no idea.
At least, you got friends.
I have zero female friends
and zero male friends.
That's kinda like Tokyo Daigaku Monogatari.
Does the last arc take place in Miss Undie's imagination?
Later I realized that it might have caused my neighbors to misunderstand. But meh, I barely have any social interaction with them anyway.
Due to the cold and the lack space, we were eventually leaning against each other like a couple.
My heartbeat made a huge leap when I realized this.
Plus, the topic changed to love and relationships, which made my heart make another huge leap.
ヽ‐ ､._
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/ ７´ /ｲ ,ｲi l ヽ
,ｲ ,イ/ ｧ.､l|. l ', "It's okay.
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＿＿／､冫､)＿Use this opportunity to tell Kansai you like her.
Kansai: "What? Go out with you? Didn't I tell you that I have a boyfriend?"
Chapter 2 The End.
Damn, instant killw
The moon is just ceramic and the stars are plastic We're the only ones that are real
The night lets out a sigh every time you kiss me So sweet my angel
Give it to me All of your light!
(from "Be Together" by Suzuki Ami)
I pulled out my cell phone to have a look, but it was just Bear Senseiw
Man, that's a short chapterw
I think I just understood the meaning of the phrase "to die from an overdose of moe".
Holy shit, I thought I was dead meat! ((；ﾟДﾟ))) shake shake
"I can't remember having a nice chat with a girl in my entire life. Do you really think I can get a girlfriend?"
I laid it all bare since there was no need to act cool anymore.
"But you're having a nice chat with me right now!"
"Alright then, what if I asked you to go out with me?"
"My answer would be 'No'."
While typing it out, I realized I was quite daring there, but as it wasn't a serious question, it wasn't embarrassing at all when I said it.
Then I got a call from dad. He asked me "We're at this intersection called ○○. Where do we go from here?".
I guessed that he was about 30 minutes away from my place.
"Your dad?"
"Who else could it be?w He'll be here in half an hour. You live nearby, right? Let me walk you home."
"No, it's okay."
"You sure? Aren't you scared of stalkers and the like?w"
"I said it's okay!! Do you want my parents to see you and get the wrong idea or what?"
"Ahh..."
That's when I realized it. She had probably told her parents some suspicious excuse to stay out with me all night...
I'll be honest. I never felt like rooting for a molester who says things like "If possible, I want to have seicross with her" in the first place.
Ladies and gentlemen, this technique is what we refer to as "little confession".
Don't get all shy now! KANSAAAAAI!
SHOT. DOWN.
Everyone, jump into the sea! Lower the cutters!
>"My answer would be 'No'."
WhoawwwwwwwwwwOKwwwwwwwwwwww Pfff
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Considering Kansai's personality, she didn't have a choice but to react like this.
That's the type of character we were going for. (Molester Man production staff)
"No, sorry again for jumping to conclusions and all..."
"Stop saying sorry already. I'm fine, really. It's not like I was in love with her!"
"Yeah, right! It was so obvious that you were interested in her.
"No, really, I mean it."
"Alright, if that's what you want me to believe."
"Watch your back on your way home!"
When I finally got into my room, Dekaranger had just started, and the rest is history.
Guess that only leaves the happy end on the Glasses route.
This is so Kansaiw
I agree. But then again, Kansai is great because she can react like this.
>"My answer would be 'No'."
She didn't say no, she just said she would say no. Let's put all our hope in this subtle difference.
Don't scare me like that!!
Crabs.
Miss Undie was a no-go, but you might have found a good friend in Kansai.
Good work, admin.
Staying in contact with Kansai is bound to pay off, even if it's just as friends.
Right??
And you haven't received any e-mails after that?
Someone please explain!!
Now all that's left is for someone to give the dismiss order.
Make sure you contact her frequently.
You're one of the VIPPERs who were in Shinjuku yesterday, right? Didn't you post a pic of yourself holding two kitchen knives yesterday too?
Anyways, I love you, man.
You're already friends with Kansai now.
And you seem to have left a good impression on the other girls from the family restaurant too.
Don't get greedy now.
Kansai is only nice to Molester because she feels bad for what she did.
I think you've gained valuable experience as a man.
Congrats!
That's just asking to be taken advantage of.
I feel like I've heard that somewhere before...
Well, I'm not a fucking saint. I don't feel that I want to protect her as strongly as I did before.
Nevertheless, if there's something I can do to help, I will. How could I not after hearing all the details of what happened to her.
This. I'm so fucking jelly.
I can't believe an eroge otaku who keeps snakes at home gets to have such a good time.
University students sure have it easy today.
So, what was >>307 about? (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)
Post the details!!!!!!
Post as much as you can!
She brushed OP's question off as a joke, is all.
Did you write an e-mail to Kansai after that, OP?
By the way, what do you think of Kansai now?
And what's your next step going to be now?
Come out to Tokiwadai and I'll treat you to a beef bowl at Matsuya.
................................two hours ago.
is the dumbest thing you could do.
I still don't see when this is supposed to have happened.
No, no, I mean the details of what the stalker has done to her. I can't post them.
The Miss Understanding route may have been lost forever, but it seems like my impression that she's "relying" on me wasn't just my imagination.
Plus, I can't suddenly act like I don't care just because I found out I can't have seicross with her.
Thanks for the report, >>1.
I've been watching your threads since the first one. You're a cool guy.
you will not only earn brownie points with Kansai, but also make her feel more indebted to you.
You should show her that you're a man, or well, that you can keep your word like a man.
Don't let her hanging just because you can't score with her, although I'm sure you already know that.
You're in too deep to back out now.
Of course not.
If you don't want to lose Kansai, Loli Jugs, and Miss Yamaoka, that is.
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>>365
I don't really know yet... Last night reinforced my feeling that she's a bro, is all.
By the way, what kind of clothes did you get? I want to know what the girls picked out for you. Could you post pictures?
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Then it's best to just stay friends with her, isn't it?
In any case, don't get impatient. The last thing you wanna do now is go berserk.
I think you should send an e-mail to Kansai.
I'd stick around out of curiosity though.
What do you mean it's all!?
I think someone's getting full of himself!
You confessed to her that you're a creepy otaku, you know!?
Just be glad she still talks to you!
I think you're in the wrong thread.
Until now I was kind of expecting this to turn out like Train Man,
but from this point on, it's going to be your very own story.
No, he's not. Take a look at the popularity poll.
I don't think he's in the wrong thread...
The moment the Kansai route died, the display took over first place.
2004/11/14(Sun) 21:01:00 Current number of votes: 134
1st: Display 45 33.6%
2nd: Kansai 41 30.6%
3rd: Crab 13 9.7%
4th: Keys 8 6.0%
5th: Loli Jugs 5 3.7%
Write an e-mail to Jugs first.
Then write a thank-you e-mail to Kansai.
Kansai is really the one you should be contacting.
That is VIP QUALIT-
Have you sent an e-mail to Kansai or called her?
I think you should definitely thank her for keeping you company all night.
Sorry if you've already done it though.
What are you going to do from now on? Are you going to keep reporting back here?
Why not? It's VIP. You can post anything herew
>>403
Seconded.
Haven't replied to Kansai yet though.
She said she doesn't have to work today, so I figured she's still sleeping.
What kind of e-mail should I send?
but maybe it's better to only start a thread when something big has happened.
I know now that you're a good person despite your sharp tongue."
Or something along these lines.
There were only 5 votes at that time, and I was like why the fuck not. I regret it now.
>>398
I'm sorryw
"Thanks for yesterday. I think I'm in love with you.
I know it's sudden, but would you go out with me? If you want, we could start out as friends too."
Just throwing it out there.
Thank her
- for keeping you company last night
- for her fruitless efforts to bring you and Miss Undie together
Additional remarks
- on her fruitless efforts to bring you and Miss Undie together
- on the little confession you made at the end
Shouldn't it be something like this?
Good boy.
and that you'll make up for it next time. That way, you make sure there is a next time.
"Thanks for yesterday. I feel like I've found a good friend in you.
Let's go hang out again sometime!"
Or something like that.
It's not the end yet!
But then again, it's partly your fault! Just joking. (^O^)
Did you get home safely after that? You didn't catch a cold, did you?"
"Are you up again?
Thank you so much for yesterday. I would have probably died of boredom if it hadn't been for you, Kansai.
And please don't feel bad about the thing with Miss Understanding.
I'm actually grateful for everything you did for me.
Let me treat you to something better than beef bowls next time."
This any good?
"Thanks for inviting me along yesterday.
To be honest, I'm a bit sad I got turned down, but oh well, c'est la vie.
I still intend to help Miss Understanding with her stalker problem.
Btw, thank you for being such a great person, Kansai."
But then again, it's partly your fault too! Just joking. (^O^)
Did you get home safely after that? You didn't catch a cold, did you?"
How about this?
And I was planning on giving the people from that website an opportunity to meet you in person. What do you think?"
etc.
What happened to the additional remark on the little confession you made at the end...?w
I wouldn't know what to write about it either thoughw
>Btw, thank you for being such a great person, Kansai.
↑ Creepy.
Ok.
I don't see any problems with it.
Except maybe one thing. I'd change "Let me treat you" to "I'll treat you".
"You're a real bro, Kansai. Thank you. (つД｀)"
Do it.
His little confession was just a joke, a spur-of-the-moment thing.
Wouldn't it be weird to bring it up again?
I agree with this. Looks good to me too.
You've only just met her, you'll have plenty of chances to turn things around.
If you really like her, don't just give up like that! Keep trying! Don't overdo it though.
But if all you want is fuck, you're probably better off switching targets.
"Thank you very much for keeping me company yesterday.
I was really happy about it.
I didn't have any money left yesterday, so I'll treat you to something good next time.
It was cold this morning. You didn't catch a cold, did you?"
How is it?
Ahh, I see. You're right, of course.
The last sentence is creepy.
"Are you up again?
Thank you so much for yesterday. I'm glad you were by my side, Kansai.
And please don't feel bad about the thing with Miss Understanding.
I'm actually grateful for everything you did for me there.
Let me treat you to something good next time to thank you.
How about sometime next weekend? I'll be waiting for your reply."
It's better to suggest a specific date.
A concrete suggestion should make it easier for her to reply too.
She'll be confused if you act all polite and humble now.
I think it makes him sound too clingy.
Kinda creepy.
Thank you so much for yesterday. I would have probably died of boredom if it hadn't been for you, Kansai.
Let me treat you to something better than beef bowls next time.
You're a real bro, Kansai. Thank you."
How's this?
Saying that you'll be waiting for her reply is creepy too.
We make do with a minimum set of necessary phrases like "Yeah.", "Got it.", "I'll pass." etc.
0 points.
She'll know he's a 2channer!
What does it matter that his e-mail is a bit creepy too?ｗ
You don't want her to feel like she's your new target now.
With a creepy opening line like that, it won't matter how good the rest of the e-mail is. (´･д･`)
Yeah. It'd make him look like he has no integrity whatsoever.
It's creepy though.
This game is greatwwwwwwwwww
Wow, this one is creepy as fuck.
Kansai end is definitely possible. Take your time and make her fall in love with you slow and steady.
I can't see Miss Undie end happening though. It'd be different if you two were on the same wavelength, but from what I've seen so far, you couldn't be any more different.
>>453
I see...
If I got a short reply, I'd simply assume he's not interested in me. orz
In the worst case, you could lose all four of them as friends.
Let's cut the bullshit and decide this first.
You know how some women get a kick out of leading guys on? ('A`)
Now that's one thing I seriously can't stand.
his e-mail should be more upbeat or it'll quickly end up sounding creepy.
Well, half the time, it's just the guy thinking she's into him when she's just being friendlyw
As soon as Molester starts sending creepy e-mails, we'll merge this thread with the creepy e-mails thread.
Be honest. You like Kansai, don't you?
Expressing his gratitude in a serious way might catch her unprepared and prove surprisingly effective though.
In my opinion, you shouldn't mention Miss Understanding at all if you want to become friends with Kansai.
Say you were too nervous to look for clothes last time and get her to go shopping with you alone.
Then, treat her to lunch!
You should concentrate on cementing your friendship with her first.
Kansai will think you're interested in her now, or she'll think "Whoawww Molester is really downwwwwww".
Either way, it's not a good idea.
A creepy e-mail could prove lethal at this point even if it's meant as a joke...
I get nervous just thinking about it...
She's totally wasted on Molester Man.
Wouldn't it'd leave the worst kind of impression on her?
Ehh, why not? It's to thank her for the beef bowl she treated OP to yesterday.
Are you serious?
Molester posted he hasn't replied to Kansai yet,
but it's probably a typo.
The only e-mail he got so far today is from Loli Jugs.
You don't have any social skills, do you?
To be honest, I like her.
You son of a...
I feel bad for the poor guy.
>>493
Eh? Am I just being dense? I still fail to see the problem...
Don't tell her that you like her though.
OP doesn't have any integrityw
But that's VIP Q-
IT'S THE START OF THE SECOND CHAPTER
Damn, the champion is strong.
You dumbass.
That's okay, but just don't change your attitude towards her all of a sudden.
Until then, simply try to stay good friends with Kansai.
Are you stupid? Retarded?
It's more like she's someone I wouldn't want to lose.
In b4 OP goes berserk and the second chapter ends in the blink of an eyew
You mean, she's irreplaceable?
Like she's too precious to let go?
Your motto should be "stand firm like a mountain"!
But sadly, the more your friendship grows, the harder it gets to confess your love to her...
It'd be sad if you were to get friendzoned... ('A`)
I'm rooting for you!
So why don't you just act around her the same way as before?
There's no need to insist on having seicross or going out with her now.
Just enjoy the ride and see where it leads you.
That's it!!
You need to get closer to all of them first.
Getting rid of the stalker has priority too.
Also, it'd be weird to suddenly stop writing e-mails to Miss Undie, so keep that in mind too.
Yeah, Sekisei is a bro.
This might be a good idea.
"I didn't get to show you yesterday, but this is the snake I'm keeping.
Snakes can be a bit intimidating when they're right in front of you,
but if you look at them in a picture, they're cute, don't you think?
Though they're even cuter in real life once you get used to them."
Something like this.
(reference to "Kimi no tame ni dekiru koto" by Gackt)
A short e-mail like this should be easier to reply to.
That's it!!
Send this with a pic of your dick attached.
(･∀･) Nice!
If yes, make sure to mention it in your e-mail.
Molester belongs to the latter since his half-baked feelings for Miss Undie have given way for his solid feelings for Kansai!
There's no way she'd already go for lunch with him this weekend.
Chapter 2: A miracle brought forth by crab
Chapter 3: Berserker Man and his e-mails
Chapter 4: A fivesome date and its shocking conclusion
Chapter 5: Change of target from Miss Undie to Kansai
Chapter 6: Loli Jugs' secret
Chapter 8: The stalker's identity
Chapter 9: The birth of a legend...
Then you could send something like
"Look, it's Nemo～
Let's watch Finding Nemo with a live-action Nemo in the back!"
That feeling is called "love".
That's one cool-ass title!!
Anyways, I wonder if she's still sleeping...
Also, I should probably contact Miss Understanding too, huh? But I think I'll give her a call this time.
Don't forget what she saidw
Then you can use Miss Undie's stalker problem as an excuse to build your own personal harem!
It should be enough to send an e-mail to Miss Understanding too.
http://moemoe.homeip.net/view.php/1347/recommend
It's a bit long, but whenever I read it, I feel like offering words of hope to Molester.
Why don't you send a thank-you e-mail to all four of them?
All you did was go shopping together, right?
You'd just annoy the fuck out of her.
I can teach you a few tricks if you're willing to put everything on the line and go all out!!!
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If you see this post while scrolling the thread,
copy-paste it into 3 other threads within 10 minutes.
If you do, the person you love will more likely confess their love for you in 14 days,
you'll have more success in life, all your bodily ailments will be healed etc. It's crazy.
And you should definitely send an e-mail to Miss Undie.
I've read this one.
The starting conditions are totally different thoughw
But well, OP could try it once he's been friends with Kansai for a while...
Nah, never happening.
Can someone tell me how it ends?
I like the "Su" girl.
She showed him her panties.
If you suddenly start hitting on Kansai and fuck it up, you can forget about the rest of the girls too.
Well, VIP is obviously hoping for an extreme outcome like "She lets you do her" or "She turns you down" though.
Some guy sends creepy e-mails to a girl who's already seeing someone → She breaks up with her boyfriend
Instead, the guy sending the creepy e-mails gets to date her...
And they happily lived ever after.
It's strong stuff. Strong enough that even someone with an older-sister fetish like me finds it moe.
I'll switch to the moe copypasta archive too...
Regardless of whether you love her or not, I think it's good manners to send a thank-you e-mail.
It's obviously different if you thanked her already multiple times on the way back.
She seems to find my e-mails annoying, so I guess I'll try calling her.
Even if she had work today, she should be finished by now.
I bet she'd hate you calling her even more.
she'll find your calls a lot more annoying though.
Who told you to call her!?
Is it just me?
I concur.
You're a funny guy, OP.
You might wanna consider giving up on her, OP...
You already know that Miss Undie isn't into you, man.
Do you need it spelled out for you?
It's time to switch to the best-buddies-with-Kansai route.
One more thing. You should be way more upset about what happened than you seem to be.
In b4 >>1 turns out to be a fucking lunaticw
If she finds your e-mails annoying, maybe it'd be best to............ leave her alone for now.
Huh, so there are people who are annoyed by e-mails, but don't mind phone calls...?
Insult him and shit on him more, so he can cool off his head.
What's annoying about them?
Do they come off as creepy?
Does he send too many?
But OP is rarely the one to send the first e-mail, is he? Isn't it often Miss Undie herself who initiates it?
Could it be that Miss Undie isn't a mental case but just plain dumb?
Sorry, guys... I suddenly felt bad for OP... I didn't mean to insult her... I take back what I just said... (´･д･`)
No, no, I was told my e-mails are annoying because I send too many and because they're too long and polite.
and she just replied she can. What do I write back now?
Someone explain what happened to Molester in less than thirty words.
Imagine getting all these e-mails from some guy you don't even like.
You'd be annoyed too.
"Well, Hamburg steak happens to be one of my favorite meals."
Female friend: "Go get yourself one in a restaurant then!"
Tell us why you asked her first.
Actually, I'd gladly welcome it.
Why would she ask him for help if he was annoying her so much?w
You should know by now that calling her will annoy her more because it takes longer and you get these awkward pauses.
Besides, it's already late.
Okay, then send her a pic of your snake with the text "Look, it's my snake～".
Why did she continue to send him e-mails if she felt that way? Why did she say that stuff about him behind his back?
And he had to hear about it from Kansai afterwards, you know?
I'm amazed that OP isn't completely in shock and despair over it.
Huh, but I just wanna thank her for yesterday, I don't think there'll be any awkward pauses... I'm not interested in her anymore anyway.
He can interact with her much better than any of us could. You can see it in his reports.
Besides, he's the only one here who actually knows her.
As far as e-mails to Kansai goes, it's enough if he simply posts them here.
We can still give him advice on other things though.
1. Not mess with Miss Understanding anymore
2. Make a good impression on Kansai
You better quit trying to get everyone to like you.
Don't call her. Trust me on this one.
An e-mail should be enough in that case.
Send one e-mail that contains everything you want to say and that's it.
Say what you want, but a phone call will always be more annoying than an e-mail.
To her, it'll look like you're interested in her though!
It's more than enough if you thanked her on the way back! Now, all you have to do is wait and see, YO!
Is this the thread that proves Molester Man will never be able to become Train Man?
Do what you think is right.
Confuse the shit out of Molester Man. That is VIP QUA-
I guess I suck at explaining, but it's specifically my e-mails she finds annoying.
If you believe Kansai's words, that is.
She probably doesn't like how I take too long to reply, and try to set up a meeting every time I send an e-mail.
She's supposed to be okay with my calls though.
Send a different e-mail to Kansai.
How's this?
I think we all unanimously agree that you shouldn't call her.
Give Kansai a call.
You made her keep you company all night, so you better thank her properly in your own words.
For the rest of them, an e-mail should be good enough.
Contact Kansai frequently, but don't show her yet that you like her.
Ahhh～, I wanna have sex with Kansai so bad.
It's that kind of politeness and formality she finds annoying, am I wrong?
Huh?
Everyone's been saying you should write an e-mail instead of calling her.
If she finds you annoying...................... do nothing.
OP's gonna go berserk.
It's us VIPPERs who came up with those e-mails he sent.
Oh well, I guess some university students would too because they didn't experience anything like it in high school.
I know it's tempting to think about it like that, but it's time to face the truth, man.
Ehhh!?
Let's try it one more time. >>645 decides what I'll do.
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Anyways, here's what I was going to post:
Let me explain why she finds Molester annoying.
He tries to be considerate and gentlemanly in his e-mails, but they just end up really long and tedious to read.
Part of being considerate is not boring the other party to death with your e-mails.
In that sense, OP's e-mails to Kansai are actually more gentlemanly.
Write nice and short e-mails that are easy to read.
This is what happens if you copy-paste stuff from 2ch.
That's how they determine their position within their group or clique.
It can be anyone, even someone they find annoying, so I can see why she finds your e-mails annoying but doesn't mind it if you call her.
Looks like you got led on by her a little, but you should be glad you made some new friends.
By the way, there really are people who find e-mails more annoying than phone calls.
Some of my friends are like that. I know it's not much to go by, but I'm just saying.
Kansai only kept him company that night because she felt bad for what she did.
Don't try anything stupid on Kansai if you don't want to lose your first new friend in ages.
At least, not until he gets rid of his snakes, his AIR poster, and his eroge, or hides them really well.
If it's an open-minded woman, she should be able to look past his otaku hobbies and help him step his game up.
And once he's a pretty cool guy, the gap between his otaku hobbies and his outward appearance will drive girls crazy.
No one can resist the power of gap moe.
And while you're at it, replace the music you normally listen to with his music too.
ttp://www.air-net.mu/
Also, have you talked to Kansai since?
We need a status report.
No, SPIRAL LIFE was better.
Took you long enough!
Sorry, I haven't done either.
At first, I was like "Huh? VIP isn't loading!?",
but then I moved over to the Admin board and hung out there until midnight.
Sometime after midnight, I figured it's too late to contact her, so I didn't.
Any new developments here?
But well, if you're after Kansai, you were probably right not to contact her that late.
No, it's not like I'm really "after" Kansai... What do you call it...
I know! I feel this strong affinity(?) with her.
Maybe I don't even like her in that way. No, I do like her, but...
You haven't given up on her, have you?
That's when you started getting interested in Kansai. Right?
OP's just starting to warm up to Kansai right now...
But I don't want you to go after Kansai only to lose her or all your new friends.
Hence, it's time you introduced a new character. One of Kansai's friends, for instance.
What you felt for Miss Undie was something like a crush.
What you feel for Kansai now, however, is the real deal.
Stay nice and helpful to Miss Undie and you're bound to get closer to Kansai. I'm sure of it.
Actually, I have. I've given up on Miss Understanding.
As an expert in dating sims, I can tell when I've missed my chance with a girl. (-公-、) sniff
>>674
I don't think you can call it "getting interested" in her... I don't really get it myself.
What do my fellow VIPPERs think?
I just learned what "dating sims" are for the first time in my life.
"This Molester guy is just plain dumb.".
Morning.
Glad VIP is back online. I was worried that it was gone for good.
Anyways, you're a real ass, OP...
We got all worried and even started this thread over at νFlash, but you never came.
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1100448504/
But I guess that's just you being youw
It might, but only if >>1 doesn't go berserk...
H-How should I have known that you guys had started a thread in νFlash!?
Sorry, guys.
Attack on Kansai.
And it's just as I thought. For Miss Understanding, you're just an acquaintance. Not more or less.
Unless something crazy happens, having seicross with her should be as impossible as a round square.
It'd be different if you were handsome or amazingly skilled at something.
But you're not, so you should just start out as friends like everyone does.
>"Alright then, what if I asked you to go out with me?"
>"My answer would be 'No'."
Did Kansai's expression change in any way when this conversation happened?
Hmm... Would she really keep you company all night just because she felt bad for what she did?
I'm a guy, and I think there's a big difference between a guy hanging out with another guy and a woman hanging out with a guy.
When you asked her if she would go out with you and she said no, isn't it possible that it made her realize that you're a guy?
It'd be great if a woman could share her opinion on this with us.
You're being too optimistic.
The goal is to raise your handsomeness, Molester.
"Could you pick out some fashionable clothes for me? You're the only one I can count on."
If she says yes, congratulations, you're in luck. If not, give up on her.
The way I see it, after reading your reports, it's not out of the question that Kansai is in fact interested in you.
Just like >>693 said.
But since you can't rule out the possibility that the reports have been unintentionally glossed over by your memory,
you should ask her out carefully like I suggested and see how she reacts.
I'd say he's more in love with the idea of having seicross.
Train Man and its plethora of copycat threads.
You're overthinking it.
Kansai told Molester he doesn't have a chance with Miss Undie, but then he asked her if she'd go out with him.
It doesn't matter if Molester's question was serious or not, or if Kansai likes him or not.
She didn't have a choice but to say "No.".
This so much.
You should try to find out how she feels about you first before you make any moves.
But then, you won't need this thread anymorewwwwwwwwwwww Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Exactly.
>>697
FOX! What are you doing here, FOX?
Yay, VIP is finally back.
Now I can't remember what I was going to post before it wend down. (´･д･`)
I, for one, think he should rid himself of the idea that he can become more than friends with her in such a short time.
But well, mindsets don't change that easily, and the VIPPERs probably wouldn't want him to change anyway.
Mai Ya Hee-!
The male side would be made up of us VIPPERs. We'll just pretend we're Molester's friends.
I wanna do this at Kani Doraku.
However, if you're looking to have seicross with her or make her your girlfriend... well, then prepare to get your balls crushed. Your success rate will be about as low as Thespakusatsu Gunma beating the Urawa Red Diamonds though.
We've just gotten so used to the daily parties that produce hundreds of posts, but you only need 100 posts a day to keep a thread going.
Besides, it's Molester we're talking about. He's sure to keep us entertained.
She doesn't like you anyway, so it's not like it could get any worse.
Just wait for her to send you an e-mail or give you a call...
Though I guess it'd be rather boring for us VIPPERs. (´･д･`)
Whoever posted the pic of Kansai for me in the νFlash thread, thank you very much. I was finally able to see it.
(*´Д`).｡( So cute... pant pant )
It was fun.
But your thread is still lacking in QUALITY!
Lady:
"Good morning, Coffee Lounge.
It's cold out today, isn't it?
Say, can I ask you something?
Do you use the Internet a lot, Coffee Lounge?
You're not showing my e-mails to anyone, are you?
(´-`).｡oO( Or is it a different couple that just happened to meet in the same way as us? )"
H-How did she know!? (((ﾟДﾟ)))
Me:
"Good morning.
Eh? Internet? I only visit mobile-only websites. Why?"
Whew... (´･д･`)y─┛~~
Lady:
"I see.
No, I was just curious because I thought I saw you on this website called 2channel.
When can we meet again?"
To be continued...
It's already been a day since last time. There's nothing wrong with calling her.
Me:
"Whenever you want, really.
2channel, huh... I heard it's a scary place.
You should stay away from it.
If you're going to use the Internet, use it to send e-mails to me."
つД`) This sucks... I feel like crying...
Lady:
"Alright.
Then I'll make sure to send lots of e-mails to you."
(´-`).｡oO( Haven't panicked like that in a while... )
Is it just me or is there a character limit on VIP?
Or is it only for cell phones?
ANOTHER FAKE STORY, HUH?
It's not fake.
Maybe she saw me browse 2ch on my cell phone when we met in the coffee lounge. (´･д･`)
Admit it's fake.
You're still posting here even after she sent you an e-mail like that?
Judging from these e-mails, it's pretty obvious that she knows you're a 2channer though.
It's not, okay?
I can't post the pics I took with my cell phone, so I figured I'd at least post her e-mails instead...
But if you guys think they're fake, I'll stop posting them.
What if she's watching this thread right now? You should be more worried than that.
First of all, you should apologize to her before it's too late.
But what if she starts posting here too... Wouldn't that be great?
Sorry for derailing the thread.
Have you contacted Kansai?
>>728
You should be more worried about your future with Lady than this thread.
but I too think that OP should send a thank-you e-mail to all of them.
To Miss Undie:
"Thank you for inviting me along on Satuday. I enjoyed myself greatly.
Kansai might have asked you something strange, but please pay no heed to it.
I'd like to stay friends with you from now on too."
To Kansai:
"Thanks for keeping me company all night yesterday.
And sorry for pouring my heart out. If you don't mind a friend like me, let's be friends."
To Loli Jugs:
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
How about these?
Are they still too long?
Then you're just asking for it, aren't you?
They're all too long.
To Miss Undie:
"Goodbye."
To Kansai:
"I love you. <3"
To Loli Jugs:
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
These should be good enough.
She said she'll forgive me if I buy her some brand-name stuff. (ﾉД`)
Hang in there, OP.
They're all too stiff.
To Miss Undie:
"I have one last favor to ask."
To Kansai:
"I have a favor to ask."
To Loli Jugs:
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
But she'd have to have spent a lot of time on 2ch to find your posts though...
(Even if she'd found this thread, she'd have to have read all posts to find your posts.)
Is Lady a 2channer?
IS SHE A VIPPER!?
Are you guys already a couple or what!!!?
Why do you think she was in Shinjuku on Saturday?
To look for Molester, obviously.
That'd be the best twist everw
I think she's a 2channer, but I doubt she's a VIPPER.
I'll ask her about it next time.
>736
Yeah... Sorry. (´･д･`)
Congrats.
W-Were we looking for the same person then?
I'll just have to ask her.
Congrats.
The wedding gift's gotta be crabw
I don't think she has a trip.
>743
That's it!
Brb going to a nearby department store.
I'll have them wrap it up as a present.
I fear you're the only winner in this whole thread. Congrats.
I'm so jealous........
Could you please share some of your luck with Molester?
I do know what it is.
I'm just considering giving her a necklace wrapped around a crab instead of just some necklace...
Lady is a VIPPER who's been watching this thread and
only headed out on Saturday to find the VIPPERs looking for Molester.
she's lurking in this thread right now and
already knows about his necklace-wrapped-around-a-crab gift.
Lady, are you in this thread?
It's me, it's me! You know me!
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 9.2
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1100448504/
Gasp! You're right! If she's watching this thread, she knows about my gift already. orz
Okay, I guess I'll refrain from posting what to buy her then.
I'll just give it to her later.
Well, we could try to keep it alive and use it in case VIP goes down again.
It might not survive that long though.
But who knows, maybe VIP will go down again today.
I went to Shinjuku too! I stalked Pork Cutlet!
I even bought a rice cooker!
I'm so worried about him I can't sleep at night! orz
Your story is more dramatic and promising.
It's more skills than luck in his case though.
You, on the other hand, lack experience. Try to level up some more.
Aren't you the luckier and happier one since you got to know four girls at once, Molester?
As for Pork Cutlet, didn't he say something about an appointment with Fujoshi yesterday evening?
You still have the Kansai route.
>>762
He wanted to post what happened yesterday, but we didn't let him.
I'll be honest with you. I think Saturday was D-Day and you fucked it up.
Everything would have been different if you'd actually given yourself a makeover and dressed up for the occasion.
All Miss Undie has going for her is a pretty face.
He said he'd come back later that night, but then VIP went down...
Wonder if he'll come today.
For all we know, he might be already making love to Fujoshi right now...
(´-`).｡oO( Now that would be a quick escalation. )
I just had a great idea. Put on the clothes you bought on Saturday and go watch snakes or something with Kansai.
>>766
He did seem quite skilled in that departmentw
Hope he posts a summary of what happened tonight.
I'm glad someone still remembers him.
Everyone's telling you all kinds of things, but it's not even been a month since you've met her, you know?
And you're already going to give up on her just because she said you're not her type of guy?
You haven't even heard it from her own lips. Are you fucking kidding me?
How many months do you think it took Train Man to get Hermes?
People usually don't just fall in love with someone in such a short time.
All you have to do is keep showing her your good points little by little.
But no, you prefer to say "I give up" without even putting up a fight. How much of a premature ejaculator are you?
Now I know why you're still a virgin at your age.
---------------------------------------------------------------
This is what I was about to post when the server went down yesterday.
It might be too late, but I just have to get it off my chest.
It took him only two months, didn't it...?
Not that I was trying to follow Train Man's example in the first place.
DON'T ARGUE BACKーーーー!!!!
YOU TOOLーーーー!!!
She doesn't wear any.
ones that get to know them as friends first, then ask them out and finally start dating.
Coffee Lounge is definitely the former.
I thought Molester was too, but seeing how Miss Undie and Kansai reacted, I'd say he's the latter.
>>733
Congrats.
Brand-name pants: ￥12,000
Dinner date in a restaurant: ￥6,300
Life with a girlfriend: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's VIP QUALITY!!
He definitely knows what he's doing.
How could I forget about him... I too am quite curious about how his date went.
>770
There's nothing wrong about expressing your feelings, but if you're interested in Kansai, you should focus on becoming friends with her first.
It'd be different if you'd met her in a bar and or out on the streets, but in this case, it's better to start out friends.
I guess, when it comes to going out with someone, the deciding factor is whether you're on the same wavelength or not.
She wears black lace panties.
You should try to become friends with her and get a few level ups for now.
Well, it depends on the woman though.
At first, she doesn't consider him a love interest, but as they keep hanging out and talking, it gradually changes...
Then she realizes that he's always been there for her and that she's come to like him...
Happens all the time.
Happened to some of my friends too.
It just bothers me that Molester is already giving up even though everything is still possible.
However, I think what he feels for Kansai is something else.
Once OP lands in Kansai's friendzone, it's possible that he'll never make it out.
I wonder if Molester has actually ever been in love with someone.
Having crushes is okay if you're a teenager.
He needs to grow up and experience real love and relationships.
I bet he doesn't even know how it feels to be in love.
So you tell the shop clerk that you want to buy it, but she tells you that it's not for sale.
You're disappointed and decide to give up on it, but then you get into a nice long chat with the shop clerk about figures and realize you get along with her great.
This is basically what's happened to Molester.
Even that glorious Train Man needed two whole months to get Hermes.
What's so bad about that?
You can always get yourself a girlfriend, but a female best friend? That shit is hard to come by.
KANSAI WILL GET MARRIED TO A BETTER GUY THAN MOLESTER
What if the shop clerk wishes the creepy otaku would fuck off already?
That is, provided you manage to earn her trust.
I'm sure Molester is aware of that more than anyone here.
That's why he's so hesitant about going down her route.
>>1 is now just some random VIPPER we want to turn into a popular guy so he can get himself a girlfriend.
I guess that's what makes Molester Molester.
But well, I feel like we can leave the Kansai route to Molester. He'll somehow pull it off.
Or am I being too optimistic?
Something tells me that Kansai is immune against us VIPPERs and our VIP QUALITY.
Maybe you're right. Now that you mention it, Miss Understanding is a completely different type of girl than the girl I was in love with all the way from third grade in elementary school to second year in high school.
Attending a lecture all alone is so much fun!
You're just trying to say that you do know how it feels like to be in love, aren't you?w
I'd study there.
That's not it. I just realized that what I felt for Miss Understanding wasn't love...
Not that I ever really believed I was in love with her, but that post just made it clear as day to me.
It's good to have male buddies too, isn't it?
But you only think like that after hearing that you're not Miss Understanding's type, don't you?
If Kansai had told you "She said she likes you, Molester! You got a chance!",
wouldn't you have been all over her by now?
What I'm trying to say is, you seem to decide how you feel about someone depending on how they feel about you.
Sorry if I'm wrong though.
Can someone tell me in 4 sentences what happened after that?
That's not it... I wanted her, but not because I loved her. Miss Understanding, that is.
It was more like I had... pure-hearted ulterior motives?
>pure-hearted ulterior motives?
I fucking lol'd.
You're rotten to the core, manw
You're starting to sound like Vegeta. Makes me rock hard.
It's a miracle you even got to know her.
Don't you even think of switching to the Kansai route right away. You'll only make her feel like a replacement for Miss Undie.
There's also the possibility that Kansai will introduce someone else to you if you stay friends with her instead of jumping on her like a caveman.
That was then, wasn't it?
What I mean is, if you'd been told that Miss Undie likes you, don't you think you'd have been in love with her by now?
Nope, doesn't sound cool.
I-I'm not!! If I had just written "ulterior motives", you would've all thought that I simply wanted to get into her pants!
But that's not it. All I wanted was to date her, love her and be loved by her.
I had "pure-hearted" ulterior motives!
Damn it! Don't make me type it all out! It's embarrassing!!
>>812
Hmm... At the very least, I don't think it'd have been real love...
Why don't you try asking Coffee Lounge Man or Pork Cutlet how they do it?
Besides, if your specs aren't high, you'll have to wait forever for people to fall in love with you.
Here's what you have to do instead. You have to find someone you like, and go on the offensive.
Or you'll never get to play the love game, OP.
All the more reason to change yourself, Molester!
The way you are now, no one will fall in love with you in a short time.
All you can hope for is to hold out long enough to get a good friend out of it.
Well, hang in there.
You might have better chances if you at least got rid of the stalker for them.
He even said it himself. After hearing that she doesn't like him, he didn't feel like protecting her as strongly as before.
What more proof do we need?
Pick one of the three options below for Miss Undie, Kansai, Loli, Yamaoka each:
1. I want to be friends with her.
2. I want to go out with her.
3. I don't even want to contact her.
Your move, OP.
Let's try going after a different woman this time and get mistaken for a molester again.
It's like when you're playing a game. When you're stuck, you just start over again.
There must be a simpler route that leads to seicross than this.
I'd play it safe and pick 1. Also, I wouldn't contact them as long as they don't contact me.
Ah, that is, after thanking them for the day before yesterday, of course.
Don't forget to post the details when you're back.
It'd be also great if Lady could come into this thread and say hello.
OP should e-mail or call Kansai for starters. I'd call her, but what do I know...
Send a thank-you e-mail to the rest of them.
It's probably going to be 1, but whether they'll be simple acquaintances or good friends depends on OP's way of thanking them.
I can't see any of those girls becoming OP's girlfriend.
It doesn't have to be true, just pretend that you getting friendzoned by Miss Undie isn't a big deal and you're still willing to help her out with her stalker problem.
At least, write her an e-mail and tell her to purchase something she can defend herself with already.
>It doesn't have to be true
I never said a word about abandoning her and her stalker problem, and I don't intend to either.
Look, you didn't get rejected or dumped or something.
Sometimes in love, all you need is the right timing.
When a woman says you're not her type, it doesn't necessarily mean that she'll never go out with you or that she doesn't like you.
The only relevant question here is "What do YOU want to do?".
but I bet tonight or tomorrow he'll just get another invitation from Kansai or Miss Undie to hang out with them.
OP's just lucky like that.
I just hope Molester doesn't go berserk and fuck it up. The sad thing is though that none of us VIPPERs would do any better if we were in his shoes.
I'm just wondering because Lady and I were watching this TBS news show and they suddenly started talking about Train Man...
You're with Lady right now!!?
I want her to post here.
About 30 threads.
Are you here to show off?
That Lady of yours is a 2channer, isn't she?
Why don't you ask her?
We just headed out, maybe next time...
Still no post to tell me how many threads it took Train Man? ting ting
I forgot. 30 something?
I'm actually impressed he held out this long.
Suddenly stop caring about her stalker problem / insist on going shopping again with them → They think you're using it as an excuse to get closer to them → Their opinion of you plunges down ↓
My point is, don't be so fucking obvious about it.
>843
So Train Man didn't start any threads.
I see... Thank you.
( ﾟДﾟ)つ旦旦旦旦旦 < Help yourselves to some tea.
ttp://www.geocities.co.jp/Milkyway-Aquarius/7075/index.html
Going shopping with the girls and hanging out with Kansai etc. must have gotten to his head.
It's a typical reaction from someone who doesn't have many friends.
As soon as something good happens to them, they start looking down on the people around them.
I feel like he's not taking us VIPPERs seriously anymore.
He should listen to our advice a bit more. I mean, it's thanks to us that he got to this point.
But well, I'm just relieved he didn't end up calling her yesterday after that.
They're both pathetic people.
Not like it's a bad thing. On the contrary.
Did I miss a report?
You're just imagining things.
You keep saying Kansai and Miss Understanding are both out of the question, but what do we know about how they really feel? Nothing.
Why don't we stop pretending we know them so well and consider what Molester wants instead?
Molester confirmed that he feels something different for Kansai than for the other girls.
If he gave up on her now, he'd only regret it later.
I agree that he shouldn't get greedy and jump the gun, but he should do something, right?
So what if we don't know if Kansai feels the same for him? All he has to do is act with care and win her over.
Pork Cutlet got carried away so much I doubt he'll ever return to VIP.
>>1
I just remembered something. Didn't Kansai say she wanted to see your snake?
Use it as an excuse to call her over, and once you've shown her your snake in your room, you can do whatever you want with her.
Just make sure to post pics later.
This guy?
ttp://www.geocities.jp/mekuraame/dokuo/flame.html
- When you show her your snake
- When you lend that CD to her
- When you cry your heart out to her
All these kind VIPPERs are here to help you, OP, it'd be a waste not to utilize them.
> Molester has reached the end of his mission and all he's achieved is kill time
is all I see when I try to read your post.
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―――――――Exchanged e-mail addys――――――――┐.........│ ..┃ Pork Cutlet Man ╂―Met in front of Alta―Fujoshi
┗━━━━━┛ ..│.........│ ┃ Coffee Lounge Man .╂─Met in Shinjuku─Pasta Woman(2channer)
│ .│.........│ ┗━┯━━━━━━━┛
Same part-time job ─ Miss Yamaoka (Butler) ....│.........│ │ ↑
│ │ .│.........│ Stalked .└Kinda jealous of them─VIPPERs
│ │ .↓ ..↓ .......↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）...←――――――――┐
↑ ↑ └──────────Friendzoned ────────┘....↑ . │ ↑ ..│
│ Best friends? E-mailing like crazy .....│ Sent crab as a token of apology .........│
│ ↓ │ ..........│ │ Bakatono
│ Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross───────┘.. Glasses ←─────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)
Someone get rid of it alreadyw
OP is enrolled at the Yokohama National University.
Damn you for posting something interesting right when I was about to go to bed.
Maybe OP can tell us his university since the thread is going this fast......
Or maybe notw
I guess notw
Kansai: "Ahh, yeah. I want to see it."
Molester: "Then watch carefully! Here's my schlon- err, my snake!"
Kansai: "It's shorter than I imagined. And it's so thin!"
Molester: "W-What the fuck!?"
Think Miss Undie has any interest in snakes?
I doubt there are many girls that are interested in snakes.
There are more closet reptile lovers than one would think.
There was one, but she hasn't posted since then.
I'll never get what there is to like about reptiles.
I'm reading this for the first time, and it's super interesting.
Well, you see, there was a post in the VIP shelter in νFlash that had
"I found out where they met up"
in the e-mail field and the post itself said
"Since the thread is going this fast,
I can say this."
That's why I thought you were the one who posted it.
(The wording might have been a bit different though.)
I saw it too.
Me too, me too.
Isn't it slowly time for the next move? I'm bored out of my skull.
I bet you are too.
So why don't you go have lunch with Kansai this Wednesday?
Ah, I won't mind if it's Loli Jugs either.
Please. I don't care if there is a happy or an unhappy end, I just want something interesting to happen.
I'm sure it'll be interesting for you too. I'm counting on you.
I only watched over the first 3, 4 confessions in real time.
Where can I read the current one?
The single men board.
Haven't been to the single men board since the creepy e-mails threads, but I think I'm going to head over there now.
That way, you can have a chat with her as a customer without overstepping your boundaries.
Wouldn't that be annoying?
Quite so, to be honest.
If Kansai thinks of you as a friend, she's sure to send you an e-mail sooner or later, so just wait for it patiently.
If she doesn't... well, you'll have to give up on her then.
>If she doesn't... well, you'll have to give up on her then.
But then nothing would ever change for OP.
Instead, write her a good-night e-mail every night for a week or so and then suddenly stop.
"He's starting to get on my nerves."
↓
"Huh? No e-mail today?"
↓
"Mr. Molester, why are you not sending any e-mails anymore?"
↓
PROFIT
Sorry, meant to post it in a different thread.
I know for a fact that that never works.
I too confessed my love to someone once and had to undo it a few hours later because I realized it was a mistake.
Only in my case, I did it while she still hadn't given me her answer yet.
I know, manw
But he might be able to become regular friends with Kansai.
Anything new happened?
Nope.
>>1 attended a lecture all alone, is all.
I see. (´･д･`)
Well, let's wait until something new happens then.
Pork Cutlet, we need you here... Keep us entertained while we're waiting.
We're gonna get shit on for real... shake shake
Today's the birthday of a girl I used to date years ago.
Well, in the end, she dumped me.
But now I want to send her a happy birthday e-mail.
I want it to be an e-mail that brings us together again.
Could you guys tell me what to write?
"I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU."
Pick one you like.
But those are creepy e-mails. ('A`)
"Hey, it's been a while.
Wanna know something interesting?
Do you? Well, here it comes.
It would be great if you could come back to me."
Happy Birthday."
should be enough.
Alright! I'll try sending that one.
"I'm writing to you because it's your birthday today.
On this special occasion, I wanted to tell you that
my thoughts are still with you at all times even though
way too much time has passed since we've met last.
To change something, you have to do something, so here it goes.
You are the one I truly love. There, I've said it.
Now, just have a little patience."
Okay?
Assuming you're still in contact with her...
Subject: "Good evening".
"Happy birthday.
You've turned ?? years old, huh... How many years has it been since we broke up?
When I reminisce, I realize that many of my memories from that time are still clear and fresh.
I'm still in love with you, ??.
It was after we broke up that I realized how large a part you were in my life...
Can we start over again?"
How's this?
It was fucking embarrassing to write it down;
>>919
Normal people won't notice your hidden vertical message though.
The other day, I saw a post with a hidden vertical message in the forums of a certain site,
and the other posters were all going "This is amazing!" over it.
∧||∧
But look at me posting my serious opinion in this thread. I can't believe it.
Scary...
Want us to prepare the next thread?
(omitted)
Anyways, thanks for your e-mail."
Game over
Whoawwwwwwww GJwwwwwwww
I'm curious about Molester's story, but I wanna hear more about yours too.
Post in detail about what happened after Lady found out about this thread.
Not only was it creepy, it even had a shocking vertical message hidden in it.
Well, why don't you start with some casual small talk?
She'll think you're not serious if it's just an e-mail.
And if she's annoyed by a simple phone call from you,
I doubt you can expect much from her anyway.
tl;dr: Call her.
Take care not to catch a cold."
Something like this?
You seem downw
Did she find your call annoying?
Don't call me a problem child!!
Who told you you could call her?
So, how'd it go?
Don't tell me she blocked your number.
You're such a problem child.
I didn't know if any of it had already reached her ears, but even if it had,
I figured I should tell her personally,
"I still want to help you with your stalker problem anyway.".
But an unbelievable truth has come to light and left me in shock.
Normally, it's best to convey something like that through your attitude or have Kansai convey it to her...
It's nothing earth-shattering though. More like the shocking little twist kind of thing you see in third-rate variety shows.
That one was meant for >>929, not for you...
Where is the next thread?
Oh crap.
Give me a second.
We're counting on you.
It actually made me laugh out loud. (´･д･`)
Here you go.
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 10
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100517688/
Crabs～
On my home from university, I stopped by at Jusco today to buy clothes. (When I bought a jacket the other day, the girls unanimously agreed that
I should wear a dark-colored shirt under it, so I went to buy one because I didn't have anything like that.)
Back home, I thought I'd call Miss Understanding simply because it's Monday and I figured she might be at home since she doesn't work today.
I also had in mind not to keep her on the phone for too long in order not to appear too persistent.
Thanks for starting the thread.
, 'ﾘ从ヽ
,rヤ^ｰﾟﾉi| Good job!
ヽ`》..Ｙ 《lヽ
Keep up the good work.
Anyways, OP, what'd you call her for!? Don't get carried away!
I laughed so much my sides hurt... Huff huff...
Did I get 1000?
Thanks.
>>976
Thanks.
So, I called her cell phone.
Clack.
"Hello?"
"Ah, Miss Understanding?"
"Yes, it's me."
"I wanted to thank you for spontaneously letting me join your shopping trip. I forgot to say thanks on Saturday."
I sounded her out on whether Kansai told her anything about me losing my house keys.
"I think the others all enjoyed it. They said it was nice to hear the opinion of a man."
"Glad to hear that."
It seemed like Kansai hadn't told her anything yet. Well, she pulled all-nighter with me. For all I know, she could have spent the last two days in bed or something.
Uh-huh, uh-huh. And then? (・∀・)
(´-`).｡oO(OP sure likes Jusco.)
"Oh yeah, we had a lot of fun talking about it all at work on the next day."
My plan was to thank her for Saturday and quickly hang up before I started getting on her nerves again,
but Miss Understanding kept the conversation going. Either she was bored or she was actually enjoying talking to me.
"Sorry, but I have stuff to do... I'm hanging up."
is probably what I'd have had to say to end the call. How come I can only have such a nice chat with her after I've given up on her?
Also, it seems I managed to leave a pretty good impression on Butler Yamaoka too. I was kinda happy to hear that.
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