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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 10

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:21:28 ID:T+iV37Rt
1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 9
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100428147/

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2 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:22:15 ID:pImDEuPR
Let's play Three Kingdoms, VIPPERs!
Registrations will start at 19:00, but someone needs to go and register VIP as a kingdom first.
Anyways, everyone just get in here.

"Let's play conquest if you're free!"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100514039/

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:22:29 ID:UIimw5SL
3

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:22:56 ID:gYhH08mK
>>1
Thx.

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:23:31 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>1
Crabs to you.

6 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:24:20 ID:yEb6EdR6
>>1 Crabs.

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:25:11 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>1
Let me post "Good job!" here too.

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:29:00 ID:P4VQozS5
>>1
You've done an extraordinarily good job!

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:33:27 ID:eIxOyEMD
>>1
Crabs.

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:34:01 ID:QNGIQ0dU
We broke through the 1000 posts barrierw

11 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:34:02 ID:ZmdMbRBE
There was a time slip!

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:34:38 ID:j/tbGYHN
1001 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/15(Mon) 20:33:25 ID:ZmdMbRBE
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Sorry, but 1000 is mine!

1002 Name:1001[] Date:Over 1000 Thread
1001


13 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:35:49 ID:L5kxoHvO
Fucking lol! I can't believe we managed to break the 1000 posts limit with such a slow thread.

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:36:07 ID:d1WN9In9
>>1 GJ!

I lol'd at the 1002 posts .

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:36:37 ID:xaV2vHO2
So few people here.
Did everyone get tired of this thread? Are they all preoccupied with something else?

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:36:38 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
1001
I lol'dwww

17 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:37:49 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>1
Thanks again.

Continued:
"Miss Yamaoka even bought coats, remember? She said she got into trouble with her parents because she spent too much money!"
"She bought two coats, didn't she? I remember thinking to myself that she's spending way too muchw"
"Loli said she spent so much she doesn't have any money left for food!"
"Huh? Does Miss Jugs live on her own?"
"Didn't I tell you? It's usually girls living on their own that come to work at our restaurant because the pay is so good."
"Oh, I see."

I didn't know.

"After all the running around on Saturday, we were so tired at work the next dayw"
"You had to work? I had switched shifts with someone else so I could rest on the next day. You should have too."
"Well, we somehow managed because it was an evening shift. But Kansai seemed especially exhausted."

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:37:58 ID:T+iV37Rt
I'm trembling with fear and anticipation of the unbelievable truth concerning Kansai.

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:37:58 ID:fa+E9asn
>>1
Crab sticks.

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:39:03 ID:iE/OgKIC
There he goes blue-balling us again!

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:39:16 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>But Kansai seemed especially exhausted.

Why? Was she on her period?

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:39:27 ID:4BJ6tjM5
What a nice and pleasant conversation...


23 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:39:34 ID:L5kxoHvO
So Kansai kept you company all night even though she had to work the next day.

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:39:51 ID:ZmdMbRBE
So exciting!

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:40:30 ID:fa+E9asn
The only thing you're getting better at is your skill to give me blue balls! Quit molesting my heart too, you dirty molester!

26 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:40:30 ID:gYhH08mK
Kansai kept OP company even though she had to work the next morning.

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:41:19 ID:rt3YMT+e
I must say Molester Man's conversation skills have improved quite a lot.
When I have a conversation with a woman, it usually ends after one e-mail. Pffwwwwwwwwww

28 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:41:33 ID:IxcWwJNx
"She was especially energetic on Saturday too."

Plus, she hung out with me all night... Why'd she do that if she knew she had to work on the next day...

"Yeah. And she had an early morning shift too."
"Huh!? Eh? How early?"
"She had to help prepare the store for business, so it must have been around 9 am."

Are you for real?
I couldn't believe it. I was in shock. But I couldn't tell Miss Understanding. Wasn't her business anyway.

"Wow, tough luck."
"And she broke a plate and got told off by the manager. She seemed frustrated since she hadn't broken any plates this month."


29 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:42:44 ID:ZmdMbRBE
It's here!

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:42:52 ID:SV8Q2mRp
What a bro! Kansai...

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:42:55 ID:L5kxoHvO
I just put in a vote for Kansai.

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:42:59 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>27
Don't kill yourself.
>28
So exciting!

33 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:43:03 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
While you were watching Pretty Cure and posting in some 2ch thread, Kansai was working...


She's so fucking cute!!!!! Pfffwwwww

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:43:31 ID:QNGIQ0dU
I was afraid this was going to happen.

35 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:44:08 ID:IxcWwJNx
We hung up after talking for a pretty long time.
Actually, I wanted to talk to her about self-defense products too,
but it didn't feel right to bring up such a serious topic after a fun chat,
so I ended the call without mentioning it.



Then, after giving it a lot of thought, and eating the rest of the beef pot, I posted about the call here.

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:44:09 ID:iE/OgKIC
Sekisei-tan (*´Д`) pant pant

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:44:40 ID:L5kxoHvO
Eh, you still haven't e-mailed Kansai?

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:44:55 ID:ZmdMbRBE
>>35
Call Kansai!
Oh wait, maybe she's sleeping now.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:45:00 ID:8VKxVE2S
WHOAーーーーーーーーー!!!!!!
YOUR STORY IS SO FAKEーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU PULLED IT OUT OF YOUR ASSーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!!!!!!



But meh, I'll read it anyway......

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:45:25 ID:4BJ6tjM5
You have to e-mail or call Kansai and apologize.

41 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/15 20:45:50 ID:yP5txoNY
But I don't think you should let Kansai know that you heard it from Miss Undie...

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:45:59 ID:QNGIQ0dU
Anyone with half a brain would give Kansai a call after something like that.

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:46:03 ID:DvQmB9rc
I love the sound of the name Loli Jugs.

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:46:16 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
Why don't you send an e-mail to Kansai?

"Slow down, Kansai. You're gonna work yourself to death."
Send her this.

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:46:36 ID:UIimw5SL
For starters, send the cum e-mail from Big Bru's story to Kansai.

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:46:52 ID:9aXizNlm
>>35
Now that you know about her sacrifice, there's only one thing you can do now. Run to Kansai's place.

"Why didn't you tell me anything?"
"I was just worried about you, Molester..."
"You idiot."

We held each other tight.
Before we noticed, we were humming a jazz tune.
And so on.


47 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:47:23 ID:4BJ6tjM5
If I met Kansai in real life, I'd fall for her head over heels. I'm 100% certain. (´・д・`)


48 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:47:41 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>41
Yeah, right?
I've been thinking and thinking, yet I'm still unsure what to do...

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:47:52 ID:KIG3O1qk
You better not make Kansai cry, OP. She's special.
Even your average best friend or girlfriend wouldn't waste a good night's sleep on some loser who's dumb enough to lose his house keys.

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:48:05 ID:xaV2vHO2
Just call her, faggot!
And tell her something like
"Hehehe. I heard you broke a plate! [Insert more stuff here] But thank you, Kansai."

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:48:14 ID:d1WN9In9
Almost everyone in this thread is a fan of Kansai.

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:48:14 ID:9aXizNlm
It'd be common sense to give her a call. Obviously.

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:48:14 ID:P8yhQfs3
Just call Kansai already!
Call her if you're a human being!

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:48:17 ID:b9zQ24Sh
Looks like you might be actually able to befriend all four of them, OP.
Why don't you just pick a route after you've become friends with them?
Even Miss Undie. It's not like she said she hates you or something.

55 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:48:27 ID:rt3YMT+e
>>46
Do all your posts end that way?

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:49:14 ID:9aXizNlm
>>47
And what happened between you and Lady!?

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:49:18 ID:QNGIQ0dU
>>48
"Is it true that you had to work right after that? And yet you stayed with me all night?
Tell me. Why did you do that?"

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:49:19 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
Huh? What's wrong with OP telling Kansai that he heard it from Miss Undie?


59 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:49:23 ID:P8yhQfs3
>>48
I wouldn't try to hide it from her though.
If it'd been me, I'm sure I'd have directly called Kansai right after talking to Miss Undie.

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:49:30 ID:UIimw5SL
"~Thanks again. I'll treat you to something delicious next time."

should be the last sentence.

61 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/15 20:49:32 ID:yP5txoNY
It's not a good idea to mention something Kansai was trying to keep a secret from you.
But if you're extra nice to her, I'm sure she'll notice on her own.
Show your appreciation with gestures instead of words.

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:50:20 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>56
I'll post about it when Molester isn't around.

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:50:33 ID:9aXizNlm
OP doesn't have a choice but to tell her that he heard it from Miss Undie.
Or else, he won't have a reason to thank her on the phone anymore.

64 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:50:38 ID:IxcWwJNx
Okay, look. I think it's better to call her too, or rather, I want to call her right now.
But I also think I shouldn't tell her that I heard about it from Miss Understanding.
She must have felt very bad to go that far to make up for it... Isn't it better to act like I don't know about it?

65 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:50:39 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>61
Really?
You think so?
Maybe, you're right.
I'm not sure.

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:51:23 ID:SV8Q2mRp
Miss Undie = Haruka
Kansai = Mitsuki

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:51:35 ID:tRo5TDKJ
I too agree with >>61. Though I guess it'd make for a more interesting turn of events if he said it.

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:51:36 ID:UIimw5SL
I, for one, think telling her would be better...
Ah, would it make OP sound like he only called because he heard about it?

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:51:59 ID:QNGIQ0dU
I bet 100 pelica that OP's gonna bring back "Glasses", who hasn't made an appearance in a while now,
to forcefully advance the stagnating story.

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:53:05 ID:P8yhQfs3
>>64
Well, that's where our opinions differ and that's okay. To each his own.
I'm just saying I wouldn't be wise and farsighted enough to hear about something like that and do nothing.

71 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:53:08 ID:hnKYfwTi
Kansai moe moe!

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:53:47 ID:9aXizNlm
>>64
You should tell her.
What if Miss Undie tells Kansai tomorrow that you talked about it on the phone?
You know you're an asshole if you can't bother to thank a girl for keeping you company all night even after finding out she had to go to work right after that.

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:53:58 ID:Kb5PVC4M
>>64
Thank Kansai briefly.

I say briefly because if you overdo it, Kansai might end up feeling bad again...

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:54:14 ID:4BJ6tjM5
You could try to console her on the phone.
Like "You have to tell me when you're having a tough time... I'll gladly lend you an ear."
or "Tell me when you need someone to talk to." etc....


75 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 20:54:20 ID:IxcWwJNx
I believe this is the perfect time to turn to all 2channers, no, all VIPPERs for advice!

Alright then! Express your opinions!!

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:54:37 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>64
"Thanks for keeping me company till the morning even though you had to work after that."

All you have to do is tell her this on the phone. It's that simple.

...but I guess Molester is Molester because it's not that simple for himwww

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:54:43 ID:iE/OgKIC
Molester: "Hey, Kansai, I heard you've got too much on your plate these days."

Kansai: "Huh? What are you talking about?"

Molester: "Isn't that why you dropped it yesterday?"

Kansai: "Ahh, hahaha, you're so funny, Molester (lol)"

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:55:08 ID:9aXizNlm
>>62
I'll be looking forward to it. Man, today gets better and better.

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:55:29 ID:L5kxoHvO
"Heard you had an early morning shift today.
Sorry I made you keep me company until the morning. And thanks."

should be enough.
Brb watching Beat Takeshi's TV Tackle.

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:55:45 ID:d1WN9In9
"Thanks for the other day. I really owe you one."

Wouldn't this do too?

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:56:19 ID:9aXizNlm
>>74
That's creepy.

>>75
Call her now. Now that you know the truth, it's time to show her you're a good guy.

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:56:26 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>75
Don't get all careful now even though you're usually so careless.
You didn't have anyone to begin with. Why get scared of losing her now?

Even if you should lose her, you still have the Loli Jugs route waiting for you!!

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:56:36 ID:aXy1dBYN
I think you should tell Kansai how you called Miss Undie and heard from her about the plate she broke, and then thank her.
Miss Undie will probably tell Kansai about your call anyway.

84 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/15 20:56:40 ID:yP5txoNY
Calling Kansai is perfectly okay...
But don't mention the broken plate.

Just thank her for keeping you company all night.

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:56:41 ID:rt3YMT+e
Whether you call her or send an e-mail is up to you.

Molester: "Are you free right now?"
Kansai: "What is it?"
Molester: "Wanna grab a bite to eat? I'm starving."

Then, once you're alone in a restaurant,
tell her this:

Molester: "Thanks for keeping me company the other day."
     "But please don't do something like that again."
Follow this pattern.

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:56:55 ID:0WYnaK6i
I don't get why OP has to act like he doesn't know.
I'm sure Kansai's going to hear about it from Miss Undie anyway.

87 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:57:32 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
You heard our opinions, problem child. What you gonna do now?

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:57:40 ID:hnKYfwTi
OP, if you can't even come up with something nice to say to Kansai, you're probably doomed to be forever alone.
Show her that you're a man! (And I don't mean show her your penis.)

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:57:51 ID:4BJ6tjM5
If you run out of things to say during the phone call, ask her if she watches Last Christmas and talk about love and relationships again.

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:58:11 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
Who cares! Show her your penis too while you're at it!

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:58:40 ID:exx4rAbZ
Hey! Never forget that Kansai and Miss Understanding might be just testing you to see how you'll react!

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:58:41 ID:xaV2vHO2
Ask her out and treat her to something yummy without mentioning the broken plate.
Then, during the meal, tell her

"I heard you had to work an early morning shift the next day. I really owe you one."
[Insert more stuff here]
"But don't blame me for the plate you broke. That one's on you. *grin*"

With this, even OP will get to be like KimuTaku.

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:59:06 ID:IU6McA85
j3, Molester Man is starting to act more and more like Koshiki...

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 20:59:28 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>81
I'll try harder next time. (´;ω;`)
VIP is loading so slow today...

95 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 21:00:31 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>88
Something nice to say to Kansai.........

"Btw, I bought a T-shirt that goes well with the clothes you picked out for me."
"Good for you."
"But then I realized I have something way better to wrap myself in than a simple piece of cloth."
"Huh. What's that?"
"I'm talking about your kindness... Baby!!"
"So cool!!"



OTL

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:01:00 ID:xXb3d98n
>>93
That's just how guys get when they try to score with a woman.
Koshiki was too direct and creepy about it, is all.

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:02:03 ID:xXb3d98n
>>95
A robe of kindness, eh? Sorry to disappoint you, but two shiny balls and a stick are enough to tear it apart.

98 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:03:15 ID:KIG3O1qk
Kansai is OP's soulmate.

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:04:43 ID:IU6McA85
>>96
Are you saying Molester isn't direct or creepy?

>>95
Act according to your manly man philosophy.
What do you want to tell her when you think about how she kept you company all night?

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:04:58 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
I bet 2000 Kansai's that OP got impatient and is already calling her right now.

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:05:38 ID:hnKYfwTi
Let me give you a piece of advice as an expert in love and relationships.
Create a new save game every time you have to make a choice and you should be fine.

102 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 21:07:05 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>99
Kansai, I'm in love with you. → Kansai!! Please go out with me!! I can't take it anymore!! → I love you, Kansai!!


Stuff like this.

103 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 21:09:21 ID:IxcWwJNx
We all know what comes after that:

Bawww... I thought we had something going... I believed you, Kansai...
I hate you now, Kansai!!!

And it ends with:

Yuuka!! Yuuka-chan!!

Obviously.

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:09:33 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>102
"Any girl would do for you, huh......" Game over!!

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:10:45 ID:UIimw5SL
Enough with the dumb jokes alreadyw...

106 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/15 21:10:46 ID:yP5txoNY
>>104
She might actually react like that. Scary.

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:10:49 ID:ewKQoZdj
 

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:10:53 ID:P8yhQfs3
Yuuka-chan! Yuuka-chan!

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:11:00 ID:Kb5PVC4M
>>102
Miss Understanding wasn't interested in OP, so he switched to Kansai, but she'll obviously turn him down too.

Who's gonna be next?

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:12:06 ID:KUjrFLFl
Am I the only one who thinks this is getting boring?

111 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:12:21 ID:NR+trYa4
"Kansai, you had an early morning shift yesterday, didn't you?
I heard about it from Miss Undie.
I wanted to say thank you."

All you gotta do is send this one e-mail. It's so easy.

112 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 21:12:31 ID:IxcWwJNx
Well, putting Koshiki jokes aside...


So everyone thinks I should call her?

113 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:14:01 ID:2yw7imlr
wwwwwwwwwwwww

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:14:06 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>112
Yeah. (´・ω・`)

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:15:05 ID:hnKYfwTi
"Thanks for the other day."
"Eh? No, it's alright."
"Weren't you tired the next day?"
"Not really. I'd taken the day off."

--You idiot...
Before I noticed, I'd pulled her into my arms.

"H-Hey!"
"There's no need to try so hard."
"Eh..."
"Don't try so hard for someone like me."
"B-But..."
"...you're gonna... make me fall for you."

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:15:13 ID:/hvPgBT+
>>1
Do you have an attention seeking disorder or something?


117 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 21:15:20 ID:IxcWwJNx
Guess I'll try calling her then...

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:15:26 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>110 is right.
It's boring because OP keeps dragging something out that should have only taken a few minutes.

>Molester
I hope it was worth spending this much time on.

119 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:16:35 ID:yEb6EdR6
>>117
Don't tell her you heard about it from Miss Understanding though.

"Sorry for making you keep me company all night even though you had to work the next day!
I'll treat you to domestic beef next time!"

Something along these lines should be good enough.

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:16:55 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>117
Good luck. (´・д・`)p

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:16:56 ID:fa+E9asn
Just caught up.
I wouldn't mention the broken plate.
Boasting about how you know everything about it is just creepy.
Try to calm down a little! Send her an e-mail first like you always do!
You're too excited for your own good right now, Molester. Stand firm like a mountain!

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:17:00 ID:xaV2vHO2
That's exactly the reason why everyone says you're too clingy.
Let her get some rest, you egocentric prick.

123 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 21:17:33 ID:IxcWwJNx
I got the answering machine, so I said
"Err... Hello, it's me, Molester.
Thank you very much for going out of your way to keep me company all night.
Please try not to overexert yourself at work."


Why so formal...? OTL


AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
WHY DO ANSWERING MACHINES NOT HAVE AN OPTION TO DELETE YOUR MESSAGE AND RECORD A NEW ONE!!?
I HEARD NOWADAYS EVEN PURIKURA BOOTHS HAVE A RETAKE OPTION!!!

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:17:37 ID:hnKYfwTi
Well, seems like OP's on the phone right now.
Let's just wait for him to come back for now.

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:18:19 ID:hnKYfwTi
>>123
You're so fucking useless.

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:18:20 ID:yEb6EdR6
>>123
HE'S GONE BERSERKーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!?

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:18:53 ID:fa+E9asn
OUR PROBLEM CHILD'S GONE COMPLETELY BERSERK────────!

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:20:45 ID:fLzEF7d6
VIPPERs are so moe. First, they're like "Call her! Call her",
but as soon as he does, they all go "What are you doing!?".

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:21:06 ID:IU6McA85
>>123
Well, I don't think it's that bad.
Just tell her you switched to formal speech because you're not used to leaving messages on answering machines.

But "Please try not to overexert yourself at work." makes it seem like you know about the broken plate which is kinda creepy.

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:21:16 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
ring ring x 10

Molester: "Hello, thanks for keeping me company all night."
Kansai: "....clack. Ah, hello, yeah, no, thanks. Eh? No, no, don't mention it."
(Her voice starts to sound somewhat muffled towards the end.)
Kansai: "No, no, yeah, everything's okay at work, yeah, I'll call you again... Hey, stop it... Mmmh..." clack.



131 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:21:31 ID:P8yhQfs3
This is gonna be good. Let me go get a beer. ( ゚∀゚)

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:21:42 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
I'm late to the party.....

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:22:03 ID:vsU8GE0B
Look, Molester Man. You'te not allowed to use that name anymore. Call yourself


PERVERTED BERSERKER THOMAS


from now on!

134 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 21:22:13 ID:IxcWwJNx
B-But!! Imagine you're thinking "Alright! I'm gonna do this!!", but Kansai's voice suddenly says

"Hello, either my cell phone is out of range or the battery is dead. Please leave a message after the beep..."

in formal speech. Wouldn't you answer in formal speech too?

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:22:19 ID:2yw7imlr
>>123
He's out of control againw

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:22:57 ID:hnKYfwTi
You have two new messages.

Beep.

"Err... Hi, it's me, Molester.
Thank you very much for going out of your way to keep me company all night.
Please try not to overexert yourself at work."

Beep.

"Err... It's me again, Molester.
Let me treat you to lunch some time.
It's to thank you for last time. Good night."



It can still be fixed.

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:23:02 ID:P8yhQfs3
>>134
Well, if you want a serious reply, it's just a message on her answering machine. It won't change anythingw

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:23:04 ID:wYcvhWpI
>>134
I wouldn't.

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:23:18 ID:ogivX0vx
I think that message is still better than if she'd answered the phone and you'd totally fucked it up.

>1
Just hope Kansai replies something like "Why is your message so formal!? (lol)".

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:23:43 ID:G9DQ1oZ5





     40 DAYS LEFT UNTIL CHRISTMAS  ('A`)



141 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:23:46 ID:yEb6EdR6
You didn't have to leave a message, you know?

It's okay to hang up when you get the answering machine. She'd have seen a missed call and known that you called.
Then she'd have called you back later and you could have talked to her directly.

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:24:03 ID:fLzEF7d6
>I HEARD NOWADAYS EVEN PURIKURA BOOTHS HAVE A RETAKE OPTION!!!


You're not really single, are you?

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:24:52 ID:fa+E9asn
Did someone tell OP to call her?

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:25:28 ID:xaV2vHO2
I bet Kansai's annoyed as fuck with OP even leaving messages on her answering machine now and shit.

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:25:41 ID:Kb5PVC4M
Someone leaving two messages on your answering machine is....





                annoying.







146 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:25:43 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>143
Not me.

147 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/15 21:26:08 ID:yP5txoNY
Someone leaving a message on your answering machine at all is annoying.

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:27:32 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>143
Sorry, I did. (´・д・`)

149 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 21:27:41 ID:IxcWwJNx
I wonder if her shift ends at 10 pm... I'm kinda scared of her reaction now.

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:29:01 ID:hnKYfwTi
>>149
You got thirty minutes then. Try to come up with interesting things to talk about till then.

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:31:04 ID:sgc8ZA/K
I want to be Kansai's bitch.

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:31:33 ID:d1WN9In9
>>148
It's going to take some time until Kansai replies. We need you to fill the time until then.

153 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 21:31:38 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>150
Guess I'll watch the SAKUSAKU episodes I recorded to kill time...



I won't be back until she calls back, so whoever wanted to report about himself, go ahead.

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:32:42 ID:2yw7imlr
Pork Cutlet, get over here!!!!!!!

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:32:43 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>152
So suddenly...
What do I talk about?

156 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:35:27 ID:d1WN9In9
>>155
About Lady.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:36:37 ID:sgc8ZA/K
About sex with Lady.

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:36:45 ID:4BJ6tjM5
I gave Lady two presents. A silver necklace (was surprisingly pricey) and crab breadw
Also, I asked her if she's a VIPPER, but she said no.
Apparently, she's usually over in the news board for women... Guess she's usually just lurking?

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:39:20 ID:d1WN9In9
How are we supposed to hold out 30 long minutes...

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:39:26 ID:sgc8ZA/K
What? Lady found out about this thread? How did that happen?

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:39:48 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Lady invited me into her room and we were playing around and I fondled her boobs. (`・д・´)
She said she's a D cup.





Sorry, but I'm not allowed to post anything about her without asking her permission first...

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:40:46 ID:yEb6EdR6
>>161
And she gave you permission to post about her cup size?wwww

Post pics of her face and boobs then, goddammit.

163 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:42:56 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>160
Apparently, when VIP went down yesterday and we started the shelter over in News Flash, she happened to be there too.
That's how she found Molester's thread and read the old threads...

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:43:59 ID:yEb6EdR6
>>163
Pfffwwwww Okaywwwww Good luck with your 2channer girlfriendww

Then she knows you were lying when you said you only visit mobile-only websitesw

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:45:46 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>162
When I asked her if I could post pics of her, she told me with a serious face that she'll break my cell phone in half if I do... shake shake
>1
Stop watching SAKUSAKU and think about what to talk to her on the phone about...

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:47:19 ID:sgc8ZA/K
I'm so jelly...
My girlfriend doesn't even allow me to browse 2ch... (´・д・`)
I hope you'll become happy with her.

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:47:35 ID:YOJY88+0
I came here because I was wondering why there was a sudden increase in posts, but it doesn't look like I missed out on much.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:47:46 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>164
When I apologized to her on the phone for lying to her, she was ready to blow her top;


169 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:47:47 ID:d1WN9In9
>>165
Oh, okay, I guess there's no use asking for pics then...
Sounds like she knows pretty much everything about you by now.


170 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:48:53 ID:YOJY88+0
If my wife found out I posted a pic of her sleeping, she'd probably react the same way...

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:49:19 ID:yEb6EdR6
>>165
In other words, you can post pics of her if you sacrifice your cell phone for it.

...I'm just joking though. Don't do it.

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:51:36 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>166
Thank you...

>169
By the way, she basically forced me to promise her to send an e-mail whenever I want to post something about her. (´;ω;`)

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:53:45 ID:4BJ6tjM5
It's tough having a 2channer girlfriend...
Just the simple fact that they have a PC makes them a lot tougher to handle...

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:54:22 ID:Kb5PVC4M
It's just a cell phone! Post her pics and break it in half yourself!

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:54:42 ID:YOJY88+0
>>172
To check what you're going to post about her, huh.... You're like an editor getting chewed out by his editor-in-chief. I get a boner when I think about it like that.

Wait, does that mean she's watching this thread right now?

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:55:30 ID:yEb6EdR6
Lady!!!

Please suck my dick!!

177 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 21:55:52 ID:uFk6/3Ar
|Д゚)ノ Good to see you, guys~

Someone tell me what happened since the servers went down yesterday.

178 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:55:55 ID:Kb5PVC4M
>>176
...

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:56:46 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>174
No, I don't wanna! つ´Д`)つ〃bang bang
>175
She said she's going to check the archive later... shake shake

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:56:51 ID:YOJY88+0
>>177
Who cares about that? Tell us what happened to you first!!

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:57:57 ID:4BJ6tjM5
It's Pork Cutletー(`・д・´)ー!!

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 21:58:39 ID:d1WN9In9
Nice timing, Pork Cutlet.

183 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 21:59:43 ID:uFk6/3Ar
I skimmed through the archive and it seems like you guys have been having a blast...

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:00:32 ID:sgc8ZA/K
Ah, it's 10 pm!

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:00:46 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Still no continuation of your report, Pork Cutlet~? Hurry up~ ting ting

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:01:29 ID:d1mWwugi
I don't know how he does it, but Pork Cutlet sure knows how to build up suspense.

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:02:35 ID:YOJY88+0
>>177
Let me sum up the events that transpired since yesterday night.

Molester Man, after a lot of hesitating and reading/ignoring our opinions, jumped the gun and called Miss Undie.
Then he left 2 messages on Kansai's answering machine and is now waiting for a reply.
Coffee Lounge, on the other hand, found out that the lady he met offline, Lady, is a 2channer. As if that wasn't enough, she knows about this thread too.
He somehow managed to calm her down, and is now posting about what happened, but she checks every single one of his posts. He's the only winner in this thread so far.
And me? I'm sitting here not flying into space like I wish I was.

188 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:02:42 ID:uFk6/3Ar
When I typed it all out in Notepad, I got a 10 kB text file.
Can I post it here?

189 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 22:03:11 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>187
I only left one message!!

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:04:19 ID:Kb5PVC4M
>>188
This thread was getting stale anyway.

So yeah, go on.

191 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:04:59 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Our problem child is here tooー

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:05:35 ID:YOJY88+0
>>189
Oh, I thought you'd already left a second message.
But damn, you replied quicklyw

193 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:05:52 ID:d1WN9In9
>>188
We still have time until something new happens in our problem child's story.
So yeah, go on.

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:06:02 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>188
Ohh! I was getting bored because you'd stopped coming. Please go ahead.

195 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:06:05 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>187
Thanks.

Ohh, so much happened.
I lol'd at Coffee Lounge.
And GJw

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:06:07 ID:L5kxoHvO
We need a bomb shelter.

197 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:06:59 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Okay.
I'm going to post it then.

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:07:26 ID:Kb5PVC4M
Come on.

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:07:42 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>195
ba-dump ba-dump

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:07:53 ID:IU6McA85
>>197
ba-dump ba-dump

201 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:07:55 ID:uFk6/3Ar
My bike is a Honda CBR250RR.
If you've ever seen it, you'll know that it's not really made for two people to ride on.
Anyhow, I made Fujoshi buy a cheap full-face helmet, sit her behind me and headed straight to Yokohama,
but it was quickly getting dark out, and cold too.
Fujoshi must have been freezing her butt off, but she seemed to be thoroughly enjoying the first bike ride in her life.
I, on the other hand, wasn't having as much fun as my whole body was slowly turning into a block of ice.
Yep, you guessed it right. I'd left home lightly dressed because I thought I'd go home as soon as I was finished stalking Molester.
To be honest, at this point, if I could have chosen between going home right away and having seicross with Fujoshi, I'd have picked the former... orz
(Whoaw It's cold as fuckwww Will I make it to Yokohama alive!?)
(Chances are I won't be able to get her to have seicross with me anyway, so maybe I should just come up with some excuse to drop her off and ride home...)
(But if I do get lucky and I hit it off with her... Oh babyw)
In the end, I decided to just ride a little faster.

202 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 22:07:58 ID:IxcWwJNx
Bring it on!

203 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:08:51 ID:uFk6/3Ar
The sun had long set when we arrived in Yokohama.
Fujoshi: Uhh... S-S-So cold...
Me: I told you it'd get cold! But there you go, Yokohama beach. Wanna go for a swim?
Fujoshi: I-I-I'll pass. Y-Y-You go for a swim... Uhh... (She seemed to be freezing)
Me: I doubt I'd survive itw
Fujoshi: Y-Y-Yeah... shake shake...
There's not much you can do on a beach on a cold winter's night.
All we did was sit there drinking canned coffee and having a chat.
Actually, it was just me listening to Fujoshi talk on and on...

204 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:09:20 ID:hnKYfwTi
(´・ω・`)

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:09:31 ID:d1WN9In9
>>202
Your timing sucks, as alwaysw

206 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:09:36 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Apparently, she had made plans to go on a date with her boyfriend today,
but her boyfriend didn't come. Instead, he dumped her in an e-mail.
In order to distract herself from getting dumped all of a sudden, she went shopping until she ran into me.
And God knows why, but she liked me and felt like spending more time with me.
Pretty much all she talked about was stuff that doesn't interest me like anime and otaku events.
But I noticed how she got quiet and lost her usual energy whenever the topic changed to her boyfriend.
It was understandable since they'd apparently been a lovey-dovey couple until only yesterday.
So I asked her out of curiosity without thinking:
Me: Why did he dump you? All of a sudden too.
Fujoshi: .........
Fujoshi: I don't know...
Fujoshi: I immediately called to ask him why, but... he didn't answer the phone...
As soon as she'd finished the sentence, she looked down and stopped talking.
(Oh crap! Did I just step on a landmine!? Am I even more tactless than Molester!?)
(Please don't break out in tears now... I wouldn't know how to deal with it...)

207 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:10:01 ID:uFk6/3Ar
And just as I'd feared, she started crying.
I didn't know what to do and got all flustered,
but then placed one of my hands on Fujoshi's head and said
Me: I'm sorry about what happened to you, but cheer up...
Fujoshi: ....yeah, sorry...
Then she suddenly hugged me. (Whoaw I won't say no thatwww)
I too put my arms around her back and hugged her back.
Unable to do anything else, we stayed like that for a while.
(I have to say something... Say something... Umm... umm...)
(...('A`) MMM~MMM~MMHMMHMMM~MMM~MMM~MMHMMM (゚∀゚) RUB IT!!)
No, no, what am I going RUB IT!! for at a time like this...
Frankly, my mind had gone blank... orz
That's when Fujoshi suddenly raised her face and said
Fujoshi: Sorry... I'm alright now...

Whoaw She looks so cute when she's cryingwww

I couldn't help myself and kissed her right then and there...


208 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:10:28 ID:L5kxoHvO
Ahh, it's so nice when it's all typed out.

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:10:40 ID:b9zQ24Sh
I couldn't help myself and kissed her right then and there...
I couldn't help myself and kissed her right then and there...
I couldn't help myself and kissed her right then and there...
I couldn't help myself and kissed her right then and there...
I couldn't help myself and kissed her right then and there...

210 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:10:46 ID:uFk6/3Ar
(Crap, did I fuck it up again!?)
But Fujoshi didn't pull away.
I'm sure the kiss only lasted an instant, but it felt like an eternity to me.
If I'd been a popular guy, I bet I could have had seicross with her right then,
but I don't have any skills in that department.
Plus, I was starting to feel cold again, so I said
Me: Let's head back.
Fujoshi: Okay... But let's stop by somewhere on the way and warm ourselves up first.
Fujoshi: We'll freeze to death if we ride all the way back without stopping now.
Me: You're right. Shall we stop by at a family restaurant or something?
Fujoshi: Yeah!
And so we were back on the road again.
We passed several family restaurants on the way, but she kept saying
Fujoshi: Let's go a little further!
for some reason...
After quite a while, Fujoshi finally pointed at a building.
It was, no matter how you looked at it,

 A LOVE HOTEL

(Whoaww Is she serious?wwww)

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:10:48 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>Am I even more tactless than Molester!?)

I lol'd.

212 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:10:49 ID:hnKYfwTi
A kiss is not enough!

213 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:11:18 ID:uFk6/3Ar
It felt like Christmas and birthday at the same timew
I was eternally grateful for Molester when it happened.
If I'd had Molester's e-mail address, I would have sent him a thank-you e-mail.
But I seriously panicked since it was my first time in a love hotel, not to mention that it took me by surprise since I'd already given up on seicross today.
She said I was acting pretty suspiciously as I kept looking around nervously in the love hotel.
As soon as we'd entered our room, she wouldn't stop laughing... orz

Fujoshi must have realized that I'm inexperienced because she took the lead when we did it the first time.
It must have helped as I wasn't nervous at all anymore.
And then...

I got to do it with her three more times after that. m(_ _)m

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:11:19 ID:L5kxoHvO
SEICROSS! SEICROSS!

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:11:47 ID:hnKYfwTi
♪peーpepo peーpopopeー
_____ peーpepo peーpepo pepepopopeー♪
|Playground|
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄   ('A`)
        ヘ⑩ ノ( ノ )
       ('ω` ) <  )~
        U U U U

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:11:59 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>213
MISSON CLEAR!!

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:12:00 ID:KNb4XL1l
OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:12:07 ID:YOJY88+0
Why are there so many lucky fucks around Molester?w

219 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:12:25 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Ah, was it okay to dump it all at once?

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:12:45 ID:d1mWwugi
I see. So you did it at least twice without a condom.

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:12:48 ID:d1WN9In9
>three more times after that
>three more times after that
>three more times after that












('A`)

222 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:13:05 ID:Kb5PVC4M
Level of EPIC WIN

Molester<<<<<<<<<<<<<Pork Cutlet

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:13:24 ID:IU6McA85
>>219
No complaints from my side.
But man, I wish something like that would happen to me.

I especially liked the build-up to the kiss!

224 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:14:07 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>220
Sharp observation, my friendw

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:14:28 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Sex after the first meeting... I'm so jelly. (´・д・`)

226 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:14:36 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Okay.
I'll continue dumping then.

227 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:14:54 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Just when I was thinking we could go for another round, she said
Fujoshi: Ah! It's time for Dr. Koto's Clinic!!
Me: Huh!?
Fujoshi: Gotta turn the TV on!!
Me: What the hell... (´・ω・`)
Fujoshi: This is why I suggested a love hotel!!
Me: What's that supposed to mean?ww Hey, you're not even listening!!
Fujoshi: Isn't it obvious? I wouldn't have made it back home in time and you can't watch TV in a family restaurant. Going to a love hotel was the only option.
Me: Okay, okay, I get itw

That meant we had to extend the time of our stay, but I didn't really mind and decided to watch Dr. Koto's Clinic with her.
But then I remembered I didn't find it interesting, and went on VIP to check how Molester Man's doing.
While replying to the posts adressed to me, I asked her
Me: Are you going to watch all of it?
Fujoshi: Of course.
Me: Then we'll have to extend the time, you know?
Fujoshi: That's okay, I'll pay.
Me: What are you, rich?
Fujoshi: Yes, in fact, I am rich.
Me: Σ(´Д`!?
Fujoshi: (goes back to watching TV)
Me: I'll pay half of it then.
Fujoshi: Okay, whatever, just shush now!
Me: (´・ω・`) SAD

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:15:01 ID:d1WN9In9
Maybe I should buy a Honda CBR too.











Wonder if my wife will allow it...

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:15:09 ID:9aXizNlm
>>224
Fuck you!!
Hope you get gonorrhea, syphillis and AIDS all at once!

What happened after that?

230 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:15:12 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Then, once we'd finished watching Dr. Koto's Clinic, we got dressed and left the hotel.
Since it'd gotten late, I decided to drop her off near her home.
Me: Where do you live?
Fujoshi: ○○○○○ < A certain upper-class residential area
Me: Huh!? Seriously now!?
Fujoshi: I told you, didn't I? I'm richw
Me: Ugh, I can't stand it when people call themselves rich...
Fujoshi: Hehehe~

I rode us all the way back and dropped her off someplace near her home (or so she claimed).

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:15:15 ID:L5kxoHvO
I think I got it.
Unprotected sex → Pregnancy → Marriage ('A`)人(・∀・)
is how the story goes.

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:15:16 ID:hnKYfwTi
Unprotected sex after the first meeting!!!????
You lucky dick!

233 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:15:43 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Fujoshi: Ah, give me your e-mail addy.
Me: Ah, right.
Fujoshi: (while adding my e-mail) Are you free tomorrow?
Me: Eh?
Fujoshi: Tomorrow evening would be perfect.
Me: Huh!? ...yeah, I don't have anything planned...
Fujoshi: I'll treat you to something as a thanks for hanging out with me today.
Me: No, no, you don't have to. I mean I enjoyed myself too.

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:15:51 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>227
And she's rich too!

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:15:54 ID:14HyW0u+
>>Pork Cutlet
          。 ◇◎。o.:O☆οo.
          。:゜ ◎::O☆∧_∧☆。∂:o゜
          /。○。 ∂(´∀`)O◇。☆
        /  ◎| ̄ ̄∪ ̄∪ ̄ ̄ ̄|:◎:
       /    ☆。|.  Congrats!!!   .|☆
     ▼       。○..io.。◇.☆____| 。.:
  ∠▲―――――☆ :∂io☆ ゜◎∂:.
_| ̄|○~

236 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:16:03 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Fujoshi: ...let's do something fun tomorrow too then!
Me: Like what?ww But well, sure...
Fujoshi: I'll show you my favorite cosplay costume!
Me: Ah, okay, I'll be looking forward it.
Fujoshi: Okay, how about a goodbye kiss?
Me: (Pfffw She's so weirdw) S-Sure...
~~~Please wait a moment~~~
Fujoshi: Okay, I'll e-mail you!
Me: Sure, see you tomorrow.
Fujoshi: Yeah! Get home safe! Bye-bye!
Whew... I'd enjoyed myself quite a lot, but in return, it'd left me totally spent...
Back at home, I reported back in Molester's thread while exchanging e-mails with Fujoshi.
She asked me to pick the costume I wanted to seew
It was a difficult question for someone like me who knows absolutely nothing about anime.
How am I supposed to pick one if I don't know any of the characters... orz
In the end, I randomly picked the one called "MariMite".
Fujoshi said she'd bring her "MariMite" costume plus her own favorite on the next day.
I was going to stay awake and keep continuing my report until Molester came back,
but sleepiness hit me like a brick wall, so I said good night to the VIPPERs and went to bed.
I think it was almost 5 am.

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:16:58 ID:IU6McA85
She seems like the type of woman that makes her dog wear clothes.


238 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:17:05 ID:hnKYfwTi
☆   Merry
|\ Christmas!
∴∴∴
(´・ω・`)  
(;;つ□O;
L,,,,[:],,」
(__)_)

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:17:12 ID:2yw7imlr
Oh boy, I envy you so much~

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:17:19 ID:d1WN9In9
          。 ◇◎。o.:O☆οo.
          。:゜ ◎::O☆∧_∧☆。∂:o゜
          /。○。 ∂('A`)O◇。☆
        /  ◎| ̄ ̄∪ ̄∪ ̄ ̄ ̄|:◎:
       /    ☆。|.  Congrats!!!   .|☆
     ▼       。○..io.。◇.☆____| 。.:
  ∠▲―――――☆ :∂io☆ ゜◎∂:.

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:17:21 ID:mfiXMuM8
>>1 has
either histrionic personality disorder or borderline personality disorder or dissociative disorder.
He doesn't remember what he's done.

242 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:17:24 ID:uFk6/3Ar
When I woke up some time after noon and checked my cell phone, there was a new e-mail.
I knew directly it was from Fujoshi since I don't have any friends to exchange e-mails with.
"I hope I didn't wake you up.
Sorry for basically forcing you to hang out with me yesterday...
And sorry you had to go home so late too.
As a thanks, I'll treat you to lots of good food today, so you better come on an empty stomach! (lol)
Let's do lots of fun things after that! (<3)
Ah, there's no need to bring your wallet with you today!!
See ya later then. (kiss)"
I'm not used to receiving extremely upbeat e-mails first thing in the morning...
When she says "fun things"... she means seicross, right...? Whoaw
She even said "lots of fun things"www
After I'd let my imagination run wild for a while, a surge of skepticism hit me.
She's too perfect. This doesn't seem to be a dream, but where's the catch?
One thing's for sure. Fujoshi must have a few screws loose in her head...
Or is it some kind of a trap?
What if she's a huge trap set up by VIPPERs?
Nah, they wouldn't do that.
Σ(´Д`Is it the Loungers!?
Nah, this is way too elaborate for a trap made by 2channers.
In that case... is it a badger game...? (((( ;゚Д゚))) shake shake

243 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:17:45 ID:uFk6/3Ar
I felt like I wasn't going anywhere thinking about it by myself, and figured I'd ask the people in Molester's thread while continuing my report from yesterday.
But when I said hello in Molester's thread like I always do,
it seemed like I'd showed up at a bad time, so I decided to come back later.
It was understandable. After all, the thread was made for Molester, not for me.
It was only natural that they'd get annoyed with me... orz
Besides, all I ever post about is stuff that's happened to me, stuff you'd normally write in your blog.
The "THIS ISN'T YOUR BLOG" AA popped up in my head for a secondw
But on the other hand, there seemed to be people who were looking forward to my posts too.
In the end, I decided to type it all out in Notepad and give it another try this evening.
I opened Notepad, and started writing down everything that happened to me yesterday.
When I got to the part where we went into a love hotel, I couldn't take it anymore and squeezed one off.
Whew... Seicross is such a nice thing...

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:17:56 ID:sgc8ZA/K
Is something bad going to happen?

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:18:00 ID:9aXizNlm
Wonder if she'll let him do her in her cosplay costume...

246 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:18:05 ID:uFk6/3Ar
This isn't the time to be jerking off!!!
I was going to decide what to do with Fujoshi... orz
Do I see her today, or do I stop seeing her...?
I was deep in thoughts, unable to make up my mind, when my cell phone rang.
Almost gave me a heart attack. (;´Д`)

247 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:18:27 ID:uFk6/3Ar
It was a phone call. From Fujoshi, of course.

Whoa! Oh shit! I still haven't made up my mind!
Still, I answered the call right away.
Fujoshi: Ah, sorry, did I wake you up?
Me: Ahh... Eh, well, no, I'd just gotten up and I was reading your e-mail.
Fujoshi: You were sleeping till late afternoon!?
Me: Yeah. Sorry, sorry.
Fujoshi: You were taking so long to reply that I got tired of waiting and called you.
Me: Ahh, my bad. Are you outside right now?
Fujoshi: Yeah, I'm on my way back from shopping!
Me: Did you buy cosplay stuff again?w
Fujoshi: I did! Wow! How did you know!?
Me: Σ(´Д`
(I didn't. It was supposed to be a joke... orz)

248 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:18:47 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Fujoshi: Yeah, well, I was still in the middle of shopping when I ran into you yesterday.
Me: I see. Be careful out there.
Fujoshi: I will! You better come flying to me if something should happen to me!!
Me: Yeah, I'll come "flying" to you by foot.
Fujoshi: What's that supposed to mean!? Ah! Right! How do we do it today?
Fujoshi: I mean, when and where are we meeting up?
Me: Ah, right...
Fujoshi: How about 6 pm? Right where we said bye-bye yesterday!
Me: Ah, sure, sounds good.
Fujoshi: Are you coming on your bike again?
Me: You like my bike, don't you?
Fujoshi: No, it's too cold on your bike!! Don't you have a car?
Me: Nope. Unlike you, I'm not richw
Fujoshi: Hmm, I've got a lot to carry with me though...
Me: Ahh, I see. Then I'll borrow my parents' car today.
Fujoshi: Then it's decided!!
Me: Great. Ah... But it might take a bit longer because I have to go to my parents place first to borrow their car.
Fujoshi: Okay! Call me when you're there!
Me: Okay.
Fujoshi: See ya later then! Bye-bye!
Me: Okay, bye-bye.

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:18:58 ID:YOJY88+0
>>236
Post her list of cosplays pls.
And post pictures of her wearing them!!

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:19:36 ID:hnKYfwTi
This just makes me want to die.

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:20:13 ID:2yw7imlr
Does sex feel good?

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:20:22 ID:IU6McA85
Oh snap... The way this Fujoshi girl talks and acts reminds me of my old friend with benefits... My dick is reminded of her too, it seemsw

253 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:20:37 ID:uFk6/3Ar
|Д゚) Ah, by the way, I'll interrupt my report if something new happens on Molester's end.

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:20:50 ID:d1WN9In9
>>251
It feels like melting.

255 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:20:58 ID:uFk6/3Ar
I was so unsure if I wanted to see her, but as soon as she calls me and asks me, I'm all up for it... I'm so pathetic... orz
I just can't turn her down if she asks like that.
But it's too late for regrets now!
I decided to get pumped for some serious seicross action.
Since I didn't have any time to lose, I quickly took a shower and headed to my parents' place to borrow their car.
Dad: It's rare for you to go out in a car. Did you get yourself a girlfriend? Try not to stain the seats too muchw
Dad was clearly enjoying teasing me, but he let me borrow his Toyota Crown anyway.
I somehow made it to our meeting place before 6 pm.
Fujoshi arrived on time too and we decided to get something to eat first.
Once in the car, Fujoshi gave me directions from the passenger's seat.
Not that it kept her from talking on and on, like always.
What's more, all she ever talked about was fujoshi stuff, her own field of expertise... orz
Fujoshi: There it is! There!
Me: Eh?
Fujoshi: Oh, look, there's a parking spot too!
Me: ...here!? A hotel!?
Fujoshi: Don't worry! Didn't I say it's my treat?
Me: Yeah, but it looks like it costs a fortune...
Fujoshi: Don't worry about the money!!
Me: ...okay...


256 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:21:10 ID:T+iV37Rt
Why do I feel so exhausted all of a sudden......

257 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:21:15 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Whoaw You choose the meat and they roast it in front of youw
This is my first time in a restaurant that does that for youw
As I was busy trying to pick my jaw off the floor, Fujoshi was smiling happily the whole time.
Once we'd finished our meals, she asked
Fujoshi: Want me to order more?
Me: Whew~ No, I'm as full as can bew
Me: Ah, are you sure it's okay!?
Fujoshi: Hm?
Me: You know, the money...
Fujoshi: Not again~!!
Me: Ah, okay, okay..
Fujoshi: Let's get going then. You go ahead, I'll be right with you.
Me: Eh? Ahh, yeah, okay.
I guess she thought I'd feel bad if I saw the check.


258 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:21:17 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>251
It feels fucking amazing.                      I've never done it though.

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:21:21 ID:hnKYfwTi
I wanna have sex too!


260 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:21:28 ID:YOJY88+0
>>253
No, you can't stop now. Dump it to the end.

261 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:21:41 ID:uFk6/3Ar
We returned to the car, and just when I was thinking of suggesting watching the skyline of Tokyo at night... she said
Fujoshi: Okay, let's go!!
Me: Eh!? Where to??
Fujoshi: A love hotel!! You pick the hotel.
Me: Ah, okay, but... don't you want to go watch the skyline at night?
Fujoshi: Hmm... Doesn't interest me...
Fujoshi: You don't want to go to a love hotel?
Me: Ah, fuck it. Let's go! Let's hit a love hotel!
Fujoshi: Yeah, let's!!
So we got in the car and looked for a love hotel.
It goes without saying that Fujoshi talked like a waterfall during the drive.
She told me everything about the costumes she's been working on lately.
Fujoshi: Ah! I like that one!!
Me: Alright.
Since it was my second time in a love hotel, I didn't look around nervously anymore.
I still got laughed at once we were in a room though. Only this time, it was because I acted too much like a regular love hotel visitor... orz

262 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 22:22:03 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>236
It was, of course, a cosplay of Sachiko-sama, right?

263 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:22:07 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Then without a moment's delay, Fujoshi changed into her cosplay costume.
I wasn't allowed to look until she was finishedw
When she said she was finished and I peeked at her, she was wearing a green sailor uniform.
I suppose it was the "MariMite" cosplay she'd been speaking of.
It wasn't anything like the one someone posted in Molester's thread!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Anyways, we did it once with her in that costume.
She got really mad when I tried to undress her. (´・ω・`) SAD
I guess she wanted to do it at least once in full cosplay.
I didn't complain because it was extremely arousing to do it fully clothed. (;´Д`) pant pant
When we did it a second time, I only took off the upper part of her costume.
The third time was in the bath, and she got changed into a different costume for the fourth time.
It was Chun-Li, one of her favorites.
Even I knew this onew
Fujoshi: How do I look?
Me: (・∀・) GOOD!!
After that, we were spent and satisfied, so we decided to leave the hotel.
During the drive to Fujoshi's place, she got suddenly quiet even though she'd been talking non-stop moments ago.

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:23:13 ID:hnKYfwTi
A badger game?

265 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:23:27 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>260
No, Molester should always be the main topic of this thread.

I'm just filler.

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:23:30 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>262
You son of a......


AHHHHーーーーー I WANNA HAVE SEICROSS TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

267 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/15 22:23:50 ID:yP5txoNY
I see, Fujoshi is that kind of girl...
Hope you don't get stabbed to death when you cheat on her.

268 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 22:24:01 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>263
She can pull off both a MariMite character and Chun-Li...? Then the MariMite character she cosplayed, was it the Rosa Foetida en bouton!?

269 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:24:12 ID:hnKYfwTi
I wanna have seicross with a young girl tooーーー
I've only had older women lately...

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:24:23 ID:d1WN9In9
Gulp. (The sound of swallowing your own saliva)

271 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:24:24 ID:uFk6/3Ar
...she's sleeping! 。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

Me: Hey! We're at your place!
Fujoshi: Mmmh~, Ah, sorry, was I sleeping?
Me: Like a babyw
Fujoshi: Sorry, sorry.
Me: Are you okay?
Fujoshi: Yeah! I'm going home then!
Me: Alright. Thanks for today.
She suddenly kissed me.
Fujoshi: Today was fun too! I'll e-mail you again! See ya!
Me: Okay, bye-bye.

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:24:25 ID:2yw7imlr
Holy shit, this is crazier than my Japanese cartoons!

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:24:30 ID:IU6McA85
>>263
7 times in 2 days!!
I wish I was young again...

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:24:33 ID:oW7lNbyU
I love cosplay.
It must be so hot to do it with a cosplayer.
Why aren't there any girls like that in my life!?
Though I guess if I met a girl like that, I'd just think she's a slut and stay away...

Keep posting!!


275 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:25:05 ID:Kb5PVC4M
Pork Cutlet is the luckiest guy in the world.

276 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:25:07 ID:hnKYfwTi
She even paid for his dinner and shit. What more could you ask for?

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:25:16 ID:TuiRhgWq
Pork Cutlet makes >>1 look like a total scrub.

278 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 22:25:48 ID:IxcWwJNx
Yeah, Pork Cutlet makes me look like a total scrub.

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:25:54 ID:IU6McA85
>>277
That is Molester QUALITY.

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:26:51 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>278
That's because you ARE a total scrub.

281 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:26:57 ID:uFk6/3Ar
And that's all that happened until yesterday night.

>>278 Molester Man, I really owe you one.

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:27:02 ID:iE/OgKIC
>>278
I don't give a damn about Pork Cutlet. You're the only one I'm interested in.

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:27:15 ID:hnKYfwTi
>>278
You go polish your phone until it gleams or until Kansai calls, whichever comes first.

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:27:21 ID:TuiRhgWq




I lol'd.   My sides hurt.

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:27:30 ID:oW7lNbyU
Don't you ever let go of that rich cow.
Milk her until she's dry.

>>279
Lol.

286 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:28:18 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>Pork Cutlet
GJ
>1
It's hilarious how everyone's picking on OP now.


287 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:28:22 ID:hnKYfwTi
Now I feel like I could actually go out there and have a life-changing encounter too.
This is a wonderful thread that gives hope, and encourages people like me.
I think I'll try going to a mixer this weekend.
I WANNA HAVE SEICROSS TOOーーーーーーーーーー

288 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:29:10 ID:Jyn5t6pA
For Pork Cutlet, it's like
Molester Man = God

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:29:15 ID:KUjrFLFl
33-year-old guy with wife and kids here. I tricked a newly employed 23-year-old female co-worker into having sex with me everyday.
It was nice... until my wife found out. Now she wants to divorce me.
Molester, Pork Cutlet, never chase after two rabbits.

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:29:27 ID:d1mWwugi
WATATA. It's like I'm in the single men board.

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:29:48 ID:9aXizNlm
So, Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge, what are your future plans with the girls?
Are you going to go out with them seriously?

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:29:53 ID:d1WN9In9
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a wonderful example for how different the outcome can be for two people with similar starting conditions but different approaches.

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:29:54 ID:exx4rAbZ
It's all made up, right? Please tell me you made it all up, Pork Cutlet!
Otherwise, I'm just too pathetic compared to you because all I do is sit here and fap to Aida Yua while you're out there living the life.

294 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:30:06 ID:TuiRhgWq
This is one of those rare cases when a shit thread turns into solid gold.

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:30:09 ID:SV8Q2mRp
Don't worry, guys, even the main protagonists in eroge have their problems.

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:30:26 ID:hnKYfwTi
>>289
      (´・ω・`)     ○   (´・ω・`) 。 O 
         ○  。
Let's fly SAD bubbles~♪  (´・ω・`)    ○ 。 
 ∧_∧    。 o ○
 (*´・ω・)y━o          (´・ω・`)
 ( つ□ノ 
  し' し'               That is VIP QUALITY.
                 http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:31:02 ID:NR+trYa4
>>289
I fucking lol'dww

298 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:31:10 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>291
Yeah... She asked me out and I said okay, so yeah, I'm going to go out with her seriously.

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:31:17 ID:xaV2vHO2
That was a satisfying read!
GJ

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:31:45 ID:L5kxoHvO
So all you gotta do to get laid in Tokyo is go to Shinjuku on weekends, huh?

301 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:31:59 ID:uFk6/3Ar
I know it's kinda late to be saying something like this,
but I'm not sure if I should actually go out with Fujoshi or not.
If you think about it calmly, doesn't she strike you as really odd?

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:32:14 ID:hnKYfwTi
>>301
>>301
>>301
>>301
>>301


303 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:32:36 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>301
For starters, post Fujoshi's specs.   Or have you already posted them before?

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:32:38 ID:9aXizNlm
>>298
Hang in there...

In Pork Cutlet's case, I doubt Fujoshi would mind if he kept their relationship casual. But on the other hand, there's no guarantee that she won't dump him all of a sudden.

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:32:41 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>300
I live in the Kansai region. Where should I go if I want to get laid?

306 : Zyuranger ◆2pfJuFUk9k : 04/11/15 22:33:24 ID:KNb4XL1l
>>300
Where are Hokkaido people like me supposed to go to get laid?

307 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/15 22:33:35 ID:yP5txoNY
>>301
Be careful when you're walking around at night.
Also, you might catch Fujoshi calling someone from time to time. Don't ask her who it is.

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:33:37 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>301
Well, there must have been a reason why she was dumped by her ex-boyfriend that suddenly.
Just saying.

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:34:17 ID:d1mWwugi
>>301
I can see why you're having doubts...
But shouldn't you get your blood checked at a health care center first?

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:34:37 ID:hnKYfwTi
>>301
You're getting hesitant now after you've done it with her 7 fucking times?w


Break up with her immediately. Change your phone number too.

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:34:48 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>305
There should be a girl like Kansai around every corner in Kansai. Just go to that place called Umeda in Osaka or something.

>>306
I'm stuck in Hokkaido too. Guess I'll go hang out in the Oodoori subway station.

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:34:50 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>301
The question is, does Fujoshi really like you, Pork Cutlet?
If all she wanted is distract herself from getting dumped and have sex with the next best guy, and that happened to be you, I'd stay away from her...

313 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:34:52 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>303

ttp://www.yuimediainc.com/av_images/ryoko_fukada_title.jpg
She looks like a 75% version of this.

314 : Zyuranger ◆2pfJuFUk9k : 04/11/15 22:35:27 ID:KNb4XL1l
>>311
I'm in Hakodate though...

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:35:30 ID:9aXizNlm
>>301
You're not officially dating her, are you?
With Christmas right around the corner, why don't you try asking her to be your girlfriend? If you're lucky, you might get to marry a rich woman.
And come Christmas Eve, she might let you have seicross with her in a Santa costume...

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:35:32 ID:NR+trYa4
The streets of Umeda are fucking brutal. But that's what I like about Umeda.

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:35:34 ID:fa+E9asn
Caught up with Pork Cutlet's story now. It seriously reads like an Ootsuki Kenji novel.


Pork Cutlet, which religion do I have to join to be blessed by the gods like you!?

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:36:18 ID:Kb5PVC4M
>>313
Then she's perfectly fine.

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:36:30 ID:BUtPFxEx
 

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:36:39 ID:hnKYfwTi
>>313
Die. Please just die.

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:36:41 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>311
You can walk around in Umeda as much as you want, you'll never get to know a girlwww
I'm so tired of this life.

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:36:46 ID:gedJa6uM
>>315
Santa costume sounds (・∀・) GOOD!!

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:36:51 ID:IU6McA85
>>301
When I broke up with my old friend with benefits, it went like this:
We stopped calling each other and wrote e-mails instead.
    ↓
We stopped seeing each other because neither of us had time for the other.
    ↓
Our e-mails got shorter, and more time went by between them.
    ↓
We drifted apart just like that.

It took us about half a year.
She was a lot like your cosplay girl, personality-wise.

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:36:52 ID:xaV2vHO2
>>301 I bet her ex-boyfriend broke up with her because he felt the same way about her as you.
Don't make any hasty decisions before you've seen what her place looks like.

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:37:53 ID:9aXizNlm
By the way, how's our king of premature ejaculators Molester doing? Any news on your side?

326 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:37:56 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>307
Okay.
I'll bear it in mind.

>>308>>310
So I'm not the only one who thought she was weird...

>>309
I'll try asking her if she wants to go to a health care center with mew

>>312
I feel like that's all I am to her...

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:38:10 ID:d1WN9In9
>>314
Go after tourists on Mount Hakodate.

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:38:39 ID:KUjrFLFl
>>301 A woman who has sex on the first date will do it again and again.

329 : Zyuranger ◆2pfJuFUk9k : 04/11/15 22:39:21 ID:KNb4XL1l
>>327
The hiking trail was closed for good today though. From now on, the ropeway is the only way to get to the top of Mount Hakodate.

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:40:20 ID:C7S3PMjH
What's wrong with you, Pork Cutlet? Why would you do it with a woman you don't know just like that!?
What if it was some eloquent trap or what if she had a venereal disease!?








Shut the fuck up, I'm not jealous!

331 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:40:32 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>301
Ohh! I love the Santa costume ideaw

>>317
I doubt my luck will continue though.

>>318
Yeah, she's quite my type.

>>320
Okay.

>>323
I'll use your post as a reference when it should come to that.

332 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:40:35 ID:T+iV37Rt
Btw, Molester, did anything new happen?
If not, I think I'm going to take a bath in a bit.

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:40:39 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>313
Ah, I know that picture. I saw it the first time you posted it.



I'm gonna put a curse on you.

334 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 22:42:00 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>332
Well, I hope you have a nice bath...
I'll be holding a fashion show by myself while waiting for a call.


I wonder what's taking her so long...

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:42:11 ID:d1WN9In9
>>329
Oh come on, Hakodate is full of sightseeing spots.

336 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:42:31 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>324
Okay.
I'll be careful.

>>328
Yeah, I guess she's too easy.

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:42:41 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>321
Then how about that bridge, what was it called, Ebisubashi?
Also, don't kill yourself.

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:45:08 ID:NR+trYa4
Do people even check their answering machine?

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:45:10 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>334
What if Kansai, Loli Jugs and co. are finished with work and talking about you right now, Molester?
What if she let them all listen to your message on her answering machine...? shake shake

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:45:17 ID:14HyW0u+
>>337
Ebisubashi is not a dating spot!
It's just an urban legend!

341 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:45:21 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>301>>315
Sorry.

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:45:44 ID:fa+E9asn
Calm the fuck down, Molester!
You're getting too carried away! Get yourself back down to earth before you hurt yourself!

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:45:47 ID:9aXizNlm
>>334
That's what you get for leaving weird messages on her answering machine...
If there's still no call from her after 11 pm, why don't you try calling her again?
Tell her you wanted to thank her personally.

>>336
Confess your love to Fujoshi via e-mail or phone before Molester gets a call from Kansai!
Prove you're a VIPPER!

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:45:48 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>337
I know people call it Pick-Up bridge, but there are rarely any girls to pick up there.
When I'm reading threads like this, I get all excited and everything,
but the more excited I feel, the more depressed I get when I finish reading and go back to my lonely self.
I should really take a bath now.

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:47:52 ID:xaV2vHO2
>>337 Ebisubashi is so full of crows, girls don't even go near that place anymore

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:47:53 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Pork Cutlet.
Ask her how she feels about you.
Do it before you seriously fall in love with her.
You fall for her, you lose. (´・д・`)

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:48:17 ID:Kb5PVC4M
I'll be honest.

I do care about Molester and his future,

but I'm more curious about Pork Cutlet now.


348 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:49:19 ID:TuiRhgWq
Frankly, I think the woman Pork Cutlet is seeing might be a mental case.
There's something weird about the way she interacts with him.

349 : Father : 04/11/15 22:49:48 ID:8IROfk+k
It makes me happy that 325 and everyone else is using the name "Pork Cutlet" now.
Not bad considering how I came up with it on the spot.

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:50:25 ID:C7S3PMjH
You guys would be fine with anyone as long as it's a girl and willing, wouldn't you?

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:50:44 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>344
>>345
So all I believed in was just an urban legend? il||li _| ̄|● il||li

But as you can see, you can get laid just by heading to Shinjuku to look for someone.
There must be some place in Osaka where you can do the same thing. Not that I've ever been in Osaka.

352 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:50:54 ID:2yw7imlr
>>350 Of course.

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:52:33 ID:Jyn5t6pA
I've never felt like rooting for Molester Man, but I'm gonna root for Pork Cutlet so hard.

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:52:39 ID:4BJ6tjM5
I've never been to Osaka either, but I thought the American Village and the Pick-Up Bridge were good places for picking up women.

355 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:52:40 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>343
What? Now!?
Let me ponder on it a bit more.

>>346
I wanted to ask her how she feels about me a few times already,
but firstly, I don't know how to bring it up, and secondly, I'm easily overwhelmed by Fujoshi's incessant chatter... orz

>>348
A mental case, huh...
She could be dangerous...

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:54:02 ID:H68K6Ypd
>>354
Not a chance.
You've got a much better chance waiting to get picked up by a girl than picking up one.

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:54:07 ID:oW7lNbyU
Pork Cutlet, if you ever feel like falling in love with her, run away.

Until then, enjoy slurping up her delicious juices.

Hang in there, Molester!

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:54:41 ID:hnKYfwTi
Hey, can someone point me to the Mecca of getting picked up by girls?
I'd head there instantly.

359 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:54:51 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>349
Thank you.
I'll treasure the name you've given me, Father.

>>353
Thanks for rooting for me.
It'd be great if you could give me advice too. (;´Д`)

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:55:21 ID:IU6McA85
I'm sure >>358 would get ignored even at the Mecca for getting picked up by girls.

361 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:55:32 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>355
Just ask her in an e-mail.
"What do you think about me?"
You should ask her straight out.
You could ask her on the phone too, but she might just dodge the question. (´・д・`)

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:56:40 ID:RHnrdFi5
All right, look, guys, Pork Cutlet's cute little love story doesn't belong in this thread.
I don't want to spoil the party, but do it elsewhere.
Heck, start your own thread and the people who care can move there.

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:57:06 ID:hnKYfwTi
>>355
Don't confess your love to her if you're not sure about it.
You'll wish you hadn't.

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:57:59 ID:NR+trYa4
Agreed. I couldn't care less about Pork Cutlet.
I can relate to Molester more.
Pork Cutlet should just start his own thread.

365 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:58:35 ID:Jyn5t6pA
>>359
To be honest, I think she's just using you as a distraction from her ex-boyfriend. As soon as she finds a new love, she'll dump y-

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:59:13 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>356
Is that right~?
You can't pick up any girls there?
>358
It used to be Ikebukuro west gate park.
Now it's... Shinjuku Nichoumew

367 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 22:59:44 ID:H68K6Ypd
VIPPERs posting about their experiences with love is still a lot better than wasting posts on some browser game though.

368 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 22:59:59 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>361
Really?
I can ask her via e-mail?
Thanks for the advice.
The only people I can rely on right now are you guys in Molester's thread. ・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:00:16 ID:xaV2vHO2
>>358 If you've got money to spend, go to a bar.
And when you see a group of women ordering something cheap and having a chat, smile and wave to them. That's all it takes.

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:00:23 ID:fa+E9asn
This thread needs Pork Cutlet.
He's a perfect filler for inbetween Molester's posts.
There's no need to reply to every post though, Pork Cutlet.
Also, don't confess your love to her yet.

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:01:10 ID:UbT5eIds
I totally ate a pork cutlet on rice with hot green tea part 1

372 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 23:01:46 ID:IxcWwJNx
That's right. Don't confess to her.
It'll only make me feel more miserable than I already am.

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:02:05 ID:H68K6Ypd
>>366
You can forget about picking up girls in the Minami shopping district as a whole.
I think nowadays it's more likely to get picked up by a girl .

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:02:08 ID:TuiRhgWq
>>370
× Pork Cutlet → Filler for inbetween Molester's posts
Molester → Filler for inbetween Pork Cutlet's posts

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:02:31 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>368
Call her unprepared and you'll just end up shooting yourself in the knee like Molester did.
Hence, I've come to the conclusion that it's best to ask her in an e-mail.

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:02:41 ID:hnKYfwTi
>>372
You're not in a position to be talking about feeling miserable, you lucky bastard.

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:04:52 ID:TuiRhgWq
>>376
Lol.

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:05:06 ID:FBlf89HX
>>372
I feel like crying after reading your post. ・゚・(つД`)・゚・

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:05:12 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>373
I heard there's a so-called Pick-up Street in Osaka. Is it another urban legend?
(´-`).。oO( Though if I were to pick up girls, I'd want to do it in a shopping district full of cute girls. )

380 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 23:05:26 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>370
Okay.
I'd lost my composure for a bit there.
Sorry.

I'll give it a bit more thought before I decide whether to confess my love to her or not.

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:05:56 ID:21XUfpn8
>>372
You're miserable without Pork Cutlet.

382 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:07:10 ID:21XUfpn8
>>381
Oops. I meant to write
You're miserable already without Pork Cutlet.

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:07:15 ID:2yw7imlr
ヽ(`Д´)ノBAAAAWW! ← Molester

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:07:42 ID:mdrRkCcT
I feel like if I keep posting in this thread, I'll get lucky like Molester, Pork Cutlet etc. too...

385 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 23:07:50 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>375
Thank you. ・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。
I'll try asking her casually in an e-mail.

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:08:52 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Molester is very important to all of us because he makes us laugh all the time. (´人`) Namu Namu

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:09:13 ID:sgc8ZA/K
How come she's so rich? What if she's a Yakuza's wife?

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:09:15 ID:TuiRhgWq
I'm starting to think Molester is a cupid of love or something.

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:09:46 ID:fa+E9asn
Our problem child is so cute. He's so full of problems.

Pork Cutlet, try not to get too deeply involved with her yet.
I feel like Fujoshi will use it to her advantage if you confess your love to her first.
Wait until she brings it up.

390 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 23:10:45 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>388
Well, back in high school when I still had friends, I used to supply them with CD-ROMs full of wonderful opportunities to meet cute 2D girls.

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:11:31 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>385
Hang in there.

I need to step up my game too... Lady just asked me if I can do it four times in one day too...
(´-`).。oO( She's watching this thread... Or rather, I'm being watched. )

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:11:42 ID:L5kxoHvO
Is it just me or is Molester getting sulkier and sulkier?

393 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/15 23:12:09 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Thanks, everyone.
I'll take all of your opinions into consideration and give it a lot of thought.
I'll make sure to report back when something new happens.

For now, I'm going to go back to being an Anonymous.

Sorry for derailing the thread.

ノシ

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:12:52 ID:H68K6Ypd
>>379
Do you mean the area around Shinsaibashi OPA?
Hmm... I've never tried it there.

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:13:19 ID:2yw7imlr
>>390
My sides are in orbitw

396 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:13:29 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Next up is our problem child!
Still no calls?

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:13:37 ID:d1WN9In9
>>391
Don't post too much about her or it'll backfire on you.

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:14:13 ID:fa+E9asn
See ya, Pork Cutlet.
We'll summon you again when the thread's come to a standstill.

Hey, Lady, watch me too! Watch every single one of my nooks and crannies!

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:14:46 ID:TuiRhgWq
Pork Cutlet leaves, and all that remains is an empty void (= Molester)w

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:15:05 ID:IU6McA85
I would like to kindly ask Lady to post a picture of her lovely visage.

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:15:35 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>397
Uh-oh. (((´・ω・`)))

(;´-`).。oO( I'm sorry, Lady... I'll be more careful from now on. )

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:16:30 ID:9aXizNlm
>>391
Tell her your sexual prowess will rise threefold if she cosplays for you.

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:16:52 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
Attention! Lady is lurking in this thread disguised as an Anonymous!

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:18:33 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>401 Oh, it's you, Coffee Lounge.
Thanks, man, I've calmed down a bit now.
I envy you, man. Things seem to be going so well for you and Lady... orz

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:19:07 ID:xaV2vHO2
Molester, you're not thinking of calling Kansai or writing her an e-mail now, are you?
Here's some friendly advice: don't do anything today. It'd just make her think you're annoying. Though I bet she already thinks you're annoying.

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:20:04 ID:TuiRhgWq
Why is everyone neglecting the main protagonist of this thread?

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:20:06 ID:fa+E9asn
Hey, Lady!
Read >>47!
Can you believe Coffee Lounge said something like that?

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:20:17 ID:9aXizNlm
Where is Molester?

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:20:18 ID:Kb5PVC4M
I'd bet 5 million null pointers that Lady is somewhere in this thread.

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:20:30 ID:8x0GOmxr
>>Pork Cutlet
Get yourself a tripcode.

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:21:05 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>404
Let's just hang in there together. (ノД`)ヽ(゚Д゚ )
You hang in there too, Molester.

412 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:21:10 ID:FBlf89HX
Come on, Lady, get out of hiding and post something!

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:21:15 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
Pork Cutlet >>> Molester >>>>>>>>> Me

She's still not returning my callswwwwwwwww I guess it's overwwwwwwwww

414 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 23:21:16 ID:IxcWwJNx
>408
Molester Man is here.

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:21:41 ID:Kb5PVC4M
>>47
>>47
>>47
>>47


416 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:22:00 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>414
Hurry up and give her a call!

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:22:50 ID:d1mWwugi
>>414
You're one slippery guy, Molester. It's hard to get hold of you.

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:23:32 ID:fa+E9asn
Oh well, try to be patient, problem child.
You're at a crucial point. Keep your calm.

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:23:36 ID:21XUfpn8
>>414
I think it'd be better to write her an e-mail.
Or do you want to call her, Molester?

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:23:42 ID:TuiRhgWq
No one's trying to guess what Kansai and Molester's phone call will be about.

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:24:46 ID:m4LujjLn
I lol'd at how everyone's suddenly feeling bad for neglecting Molester and trying to give him advice now.

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:25:38 ID:9kwsRIdt
Lady, could you please give some advice to our Molester?

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:26:32 ID:NR+trYa4
Kansai's having bow chicka wow wow with her boyfriend right now.

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:26:35 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>422
Why don't you set an example and go first?

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:26:38 ID:4BJ6tjM5
Oh shitw Lady just called me because she read my post >47. orz
You guys... snitched on me...

Sorry, everyone, but I'll have to derail the thread a bit.


I love you.
And it won't happen again.


(PД`q)゚.

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:27:25 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>425
ヾ( ゚д゚)ノ゙ Dumbass!

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:27:28 ID:G9DQ1oZ5
>>425
Ahh...

You seem to be having so much fun...

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:29:07 ID:T+iV37Rt
I'll only say this because the thread is going so fast right now:


I'm in my twenties, but I just started using a hair loss remedy called RiUP.

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:29:41 ID:fa+E9asn
Say, Coffee Lounge.
Does Lady really read the thread? Did she say anything about it?

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:29:54 ID:PseAZjop
>>425
I went to Shinjuku on that day too... _| ̄|○
Goddammit...

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:30:28 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>428
(ノД`)ヽ(゚Д゚ ) May your hair roots do their best. pat pat

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:33:20 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>429
She says pretty much the same thing as you guys.
Like Molester is way too unpredictable and...
that he shouldn't do stuff without consulting the thread first... Stuff like that.

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:34:38 ID:d1WN9In9
Thank you very much for sharing your valuable insights with us, Lady.

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:34:40 ID:ugv+yZ0T
>>428
Reminds me of that time at my coming-of-age ceremony when I saw one of my classmates from middle school again.
I couldn't believe my eyes.

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:36:44 ID:4BJ6tjM5
>1
Please make us laugh like you always do. (´人`)

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:37:08 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>431,>>434
I seriously cried when I checked my hairline a few days ago.

>>432
Lady's comments are especially valuable since she's one of the few women in this thread.
Whether Molester will listen to her or not is a different question though.

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:37:48 ID:fa+E9asn
Look, Lady, all our IDs are going to change at midnight.
Then no one will know that you're new because we all get new IDs, so please take part in this thread.
We could really use the opinions of a woman.


Coffee Lounge's posts are so useless.

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:37:50 ID:L5kxoHvO
I thought RiUP doesn't work on receding hairlines.

439 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:38:17 ID:d1mWwugi
This is so roundabout. It's like we're playing the telephone game or something.
I wish Lady would just start posting here.

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:39:04 ID:YOJY88+0
Alright, now that I've had a bath... I think I'll sit here naked and wait for someone to post something lewd.

441 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 23:39:41 ID:IxcWwJNx
No calls and no e-mails... Did I do something wrong?
Or has she simply not noticed my message yet?
I said I left my message on her answering machine, but on second thought, it must have been her voicemail... Maybe she's somewhere with no reception...
Wait... Did she buy those fashionable clothes on Saturday for a trip with her boyfriend!?

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:40:50 ID:YOJY88+0
>>441
What? I thought she had no boyfriend.

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:40:56 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>441
She's probably sleeping because she's tired. Give her some time.

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:41:38 ID:kEa6P4v1
Why don't you just go out and get yourself a girlfriend too, Molester Man?

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:42:11 ID:m4LujjLn
You have to call a certain number (was it 1046?) to check for voicemail messages, right?
I'm sure she just hasn't checked yet.

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:42:14 ID:T+iV37Rt
>>441
She hasn't noticed it yet. Wait until she contacts you.
You really don't want her to think you're clingy.

>>438
You sure about that? (´・ω・`)
The package insert doesn't say anything about it......

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:42:16 ID:NR+trYa4
This is why I said you should have sent her an e-mail.

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:43:42 ID:Kb5PVC4M
>Did I do something wrong?
Molester Man, have you ever done something right?

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:43:43 ID:fa+E9asn
How many times do I have to tell you to calm down!?
You can't expect Kansai to be thinking about you 24/7!
Fact is, you're just an acquaintance for her.
She must have a mountain of things that take precedence over returning your call, Molester. The fact that she hasn't replied yet doesn't mean shit.

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:44:30 ID:21XUfpn8
>>447
Agreed.
OP's been out of control lately.

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:44:47 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>446
No, I don't know for sure.
But I think I read on the Baldness & Hairpieces board that it only works on the crown of your skull.

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:45:31 ID:kEa6P4v1
PFFFwwww I'M BEINGwww IGNOREDww ASwwwww ALWAYSww

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:46:11 ID:IU6McA85
>>452
You ED victim!

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:46:20 ID:YOJY88+0
>>187 continued:

Pork Cutlet headed straight to the beach with the cosplayer Fujoshi he met during the hunt for Molester. Then they went to a family restaurant and then a hotel where they did it three times.
The next day too, they met up, hurried to a hotel and did it 4 times, only this time she was in cosplay. In any case, Pork Cutlet's had his fill.
And me? I'm flying past the Milky Way in my imagination right now.

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:47:11 ID:mdrRkCcT
It's so touching to see Lady getting jealous...

456 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:47:49 ID:kEa6P4v1
>>453
Thanks. 。・゚・(ノ∀`)・゚・。

457 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:48:09 ID:g7Bf7KvA
I booted my PC into safe mode, then rebooted it normally, and now everything on my desktop is huge.
How do I turn them back to normal?

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:48:24 ID:YOJY88+0
I got hard when I imagined Lady reading this thread with a jealous look on her face.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:48:48 ID:TuiRhgWq
I'm kinda... starting to feel bad for Molester Man...w
Am I the only one?w

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:49:43 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>457
Change your resolution.

461 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:49:45 ID:hnKYfwTi
Okay, I'm going to imagine how I'm being watched by Lady and fap for the third time today.
Here I go!

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:49:46 ID:T+iV37Rt
I guess Molester is taking another random break today?
We can't expect anything new to happen today, can we?

>>451
I see.
Well, I have a receding hairline in the front.
I basically look like Vegeta now.

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:50:06 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>457
Right click on desktop → Properties → Settings → Increase resolution

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:50:52 ID:YOJY88+0
>>457
Not sure if joke or bait.
Meh, who cares. Right-click anywhere on the desktop → Properties → Settings tab → Get frisky

465 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:50:58 ID:fa+E9asn
>>459
That's the best thing about the second chapter. Isn't he cute? Our problem child.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:51:18 ID:g7Bf7KvA
Sorry, >>457 was an accident. I meant to post it in a different thread.
But you guys answered my question anyway... (つД`)

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:52:58 ID:uFk6/3Ar
Oh, I replied to an accidental post... orz

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:53:21 ID:4BJ6tjM5
I pray that OP and everyone else in this thread will find happiness. (´人`) Namu Namu

I have really thin hair, so I'm likely to go bald... orz

469 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:54:33 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>468
Don't worry, your hair is your life-long friend.
After all, the kanji for "hair" 髪 contains the kanji for "long" 長 and "friend" 友.

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:55:01 ID:T1WS3knF
I'm going to hang myself because it seems like I'm the only one here who finds ID:4BJ6tjM5 extremely annoying.

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:55:43 ID:kEa6P4v1
>>469
Shut up, baldy.

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:56:57 ID:uFk6/3Ar
>>471
So I'm going to go bald too, huh... orz

473 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/15 23:56:58 ID:IxcWwJNx
>>471
What did you just say?

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:57:36 ID:TuiRhgWq
Go back to your board for baldies.

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:57:38 ID:kEa6P4v1
>>473
You too, baldy.

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:57:51 ID:9aXizNlm
>>473
Let me ask just in case... You did turn off silent mode, right?

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:58:44 ID:g608JG8T
"Sorry for the weird message I left on your answering machine.
I get all nervous when I suddenly have to talk to some machine. Don't you?"
Send this to Kansai.

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:58:44 ID:g7Bf7KvA
>>467
Sorry. I mean, thank you.
>>457 is an e-mail I got from a friend. I told him to come here and thank you guys once he's solved his problem.
Thanks from me too.

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/15 23:59:28 ID:L5kxoHvO
>>477
Umm... Nope.

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:00:12 ID:i37GmO2f
>>478
Okay.
Don't worry, no harm done.

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:00:37 ID:AngW2K0F
Stake out in front of the closest station to Kansai's place so you can run into her "by chance".

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:01:09 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>481
And that's how OP turned into Stalker Man.

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:01:42 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>477
Any more messages or calls now would be crossing the line.
A normal e-mail would have been so much better than that damn answering machine message.

484 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:01:46 ID:7Re6q4yt
>>481
Then stalk her.

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:01:55 ID:Uf9e/6lE
Lady, it's a new day with new IDs. It's your chance to join us without being noticed.

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:02:06 ID:jYuF0gdY
I know it's kinda late to ask, but why do you guys say seicross instead of sex?

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:03:16 ID:iQAMnJNe
I don't care if it's good or bad anymore, I just want something new to happen.

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:03:42 ID:MVi5paW1
If you're really worried about going bald, quit masturbating. It works like a charm. I'm serious.

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:05:32 ID:sLHonNuT
OP hasn't posted anything for a while now.
Is he sulking?

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:05:58 ID:EqU/DO9S
How do you know if someone has left a message for you or not when you're on a cell phone?
Maybe she just hasn't noticed OP's message yet...?

A conventional answering machine would show a notification on its display.
How does a cell phone voicemail (?) do it?
I don't know because I don't have a cell phone contract... I guess it's different for every provider?

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:06:46 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>490
Cell phones show an icon saying that there's a message in your voicemail.

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:07:19 ID:Ex3QOED/
I envy Molester's personality though. I've been unable to get over an unrequited love for a long time now. I wish I could move on. orz

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:07:22 ID:iQAMnJNe
I could be wrong, but I think the icon doesn't appear until you make a phone call.

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:08:03 ID:sLHonNuT
>>492
And you call yourself a VIPPER?

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:08:59 ID:wm8Ud8w9
>>492
You can tell us VIPPERs anything, my friend. Maybe we can help you.

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:09:53 ID:0BJjc0kv
IIRC, you get an e-mail or text saying "You have a missed call from 080........ at hour:minutes".

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:10:24 ID:EqU/DO9S
>>491
>>493
Interesting. And it works like that with all providers?w

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:11:12 ID:Ex3QOED/
>>495 Nah, I'd rather not bore you guys with my boring storyw

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:11:52 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>498

THAT'S OKAY, WE'RE ALREADY BORED.

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:11:55 ID:wj4hRfis
Good evening, I'm writing from Busan, South Korea.
I'm so glad I finally caught up with the thread.

I don't know if anyone remembers, but I'm the one who asked for a summary site quite a long time ago.
To think someone took the time to actually make one!!

As a thanks, I'll make sure the admin of the site gets the South Korean seaweed packs I swiped from the hotel breakfast.

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:12:41 ID:0BJjc0kv
>>498
Your ID says ED...
Come on, tell us. I'm sure we can figure out somethingw

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:13:26 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>501
Oh shit, everyone get away from him!

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:13:40 ID:jYuF0gdY
Kansai didn't want OP to know that she had a shift the next morning. Now she's embarrassed and doesn't know what to reply to his message.

That would be moe, wouldn't it?

504 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:15:06 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>503
Now I get it. Your post helped me understand why you guys like Kansai so much.
Ahh, now I see... Kansai is cute!

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:15:23 ID:EqU/DO9S
>>503
That is moe indeed.

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:16:16 ID:7Re6q4yt
Molester's still not posting anything.

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:16:47 ID:EqU/DO9S
Let me guess. He got a call?!

508 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:17:02 ID:mj6Ycz0y
Don't tell me he got a phone call!?

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:17:35 ID:Ex3QOED/
>>501 ( ̄□ ̄;)!!

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:17:43 ID:7Re6q4yt
Let's give him a little bit more time.

511 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:18:14 ID:Uf9e/6lE
I'm Jack Bauer and I can only tell you one thing.
Incidents related to Molester only occur when Molester isn't posting.

512 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:19:55 ID:3lNkHDaG
Molester replies almost instantly when he's not doing anything.
Since he's taking this long to post something, he must be busy with something.

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:20:22 ID:v1Rk7kVp
I got a call!


Even if he were to post this, something tells me that we wouldn't lose our shit like we used to before.

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:20:25 ID:iQAMnJNe
I say he's watching anime.

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:23:02 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>514
That's it!

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:23:35 ID:wj4hRfis
I say he's playing with his snake(s).

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:23:53 ID:7Re6q4yt
Ah!








He's watching the rerun of SAKUSAKU.

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:23:58 ID:wm8Ud8w9
Do they even show any anime at this time of the day?

519 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/16 00:23:59 ID:i37GmO2f
I got an e-mail from Fujoshi━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

Damn, my heart is beating so fast right now (;´Д`)

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:24:02 ID:Ex3QOED/
I'm so bored right now. Even my cat's gone to sleep.

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:24:39 ID:3lNkHDaG
>>519
Post it.

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:24:45 ID:7Re6q4yt
>>519
It's here━━━(゚∀゚)━( ゚∀)━( ゚)━( )━( )━(゚ )━(∀゚ )━(゚∀゚)━━━!!

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:24:51 ID:iQAMnJNe
I bet she sent a video!

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:25:03 ID:wj4hRfis
>>519
It's here━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:25:39 ID:wm8Ud8w9
>>519
You better ask her about what we talked about earlier.

526 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/16 00:25:39 ID:i37GmO2f
Give me a minute.
I'm copying it all into Notepad.
Sorry.

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:26:11 ID:4dSUfbqd
Fujoshi scares me to be honest.

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:26:33 ID:Uf9e/6lE
Well, it's not like we got anything better to do right now, we might as well direct our attention to you, Pork Cutlet.
Get yourself a trip.

Coffee Lounge, you're not sulking because someone called you annoying, are you? Where are you?
Ignore the haters. Come out.

529 : Pork Cutlet : 04/11/16 00:26:46 ID:i37GmO2f
Ah, I think Fujoshi just went to sleep.

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:26:47 ID:h+17HvJs
I'll be honest. I want to have disastrous seicross with an extremely cute mentally unstable woman.

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:26:51 ID:4dSUfbqd
Does that mean,
it was the contents of her e-mail that made your heart beat faster?

532 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:28:09 ID:obcMoutE
>>530
Me too, man. Me too.

533 : Pork Cutlet ◆DlCNtecDg. : 04/11/16 00:28:24 ID:i37GmO2f
Okay.
Testing my new tripcode...

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:28:38 ID:CeybmO7F
Tbh, it'd be great if you could post pics of her in cosplay.

535 : Pork Cutlet ◆DlCNtecDg. : 04/11/16 00:30:01 ID:i37GmO2f
Fujoshi: I'm home! And I'm so exhausted... (xx ) Are you still up, Pork Cutlet? By the way, I was wondering when we can see each other again.
Me: Saturday would be fine. I don't have to work on Saturday.
Fujoshi: Let's meet up on Saturday then!!
Me: Okay, Saturday it is then. By the way, how do you feel about me, Fujoshi?
Fujoshi: I like you!! It's fun to hang out with you and I think we're sexually compatible too!! Sorry, I gotta go to bed now. Work is early tomorrow. Good night. (kiss)
Me: Good night. (kiss)

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:30:05 ID:0BJjc0kv
Can't wait.


537 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:30:14 ID:wj4hRfis
>>530
You sure about that? I had disastrously bad seicross with an actually mentally unstable woman the other day and it wasn't fun at all...

538 : Pork Cutlet ◆DlCNtecDg. : 04/11/16 00:30:49 ID:i37GmO2f
What do I do now... (;´Д`)

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:31:01 ID:wm8Ud8w9
>>535
 SHE'S GOT YOU NOW

>>537
Please elaborate.

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:31:01 ID:obcMoutE
>>537
Please elaborate.

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:31:05 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>535
How can you be so casual with her...?

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:31:16 ID:lRtAfI+Z
I'm sorry, but this is my first time in this thread.
Was Mr. >>1 really mistaken for a molester?

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:32:08 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>542
Come back after you've read the summary site.
You're not Kansai, are you?

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:32:21 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>538
Go out with her already.
Don't worry, she's just a bit mentally unstable, likes to jump to conclusions and is generally a bit out of control. Other than that, she's fine.

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:32:22 ID:0BJjc0kv
She said she likes you so casually... I can't tell if she means it...

546 : safe mode : 04/11/16 00:32:31 ID:A+9rLawW
My desktop is back to normal now.
Thanks, everyone.

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:32:44 ID:3lNkHDaG
>>538
There's no turning back now.
Accept your fate.

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:33:12 ID:wj4hRfis
>>539
>>540
It's nothing worth talking about really...
Besides, it's Pork Cutlet's turn right now. I don't want to disturb it...

549 : Pork Cutlet ◆DlCNtecDg. : 04/11/16 00:33:33 ID:i37GmO2f
To be honest, I've come to like Fujoshi a lot too. (;´Д`)

I don't know what to do... orz

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:33:35 ID:CeybmO7F
>>542
Is this a joke or a bait?
Oh well, fuck it. People get mistaken for molesters all the time,
but this is a success story that starts with such a misunderstanding. And we can't get enough of it.

551 : Pork Cutlet ◆DlCNtecDg. : 04/11/16 00:34:09 ID:i37GmO2f
>>548
Ahh...
Sorry... orz

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:34:29 ID:7Re6q4yt
>>549
What's there to hesitate about?

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:34:55 ID:0cCtlrd3
>>542
Are you one of Molester's acquaintances or associates?

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:34:55 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>546 is the friend I mentioned in >>457.
Looks like he managed to fix his desktop thanks to you guys.

555 : safe mode : 04/11/16 00:34:57 ID:A+9rLawW
>>543
Huh, no, I'm not from Kansai.
Why does everyone talk about Kansai lately? Please stop...

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:34:57 ID:wm8Ud8w9
>>549
You should just go out with her.
If she really is a nutcase, all you have to do is dump her like her ex-boyfriend did.

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:35:14 ID:h+17HvJs
>>549
In that case, it'd be interesting to just prepare for the worst and go out with her.
However, it's probably better if you don't show her too much affection for now, even if you'd like to.

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:35:27 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>549
I don't see the problem thenw

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:35:47 ID:CeybmO7F
>>549
They say if you find a woman you truly love, hurry up and get her pregnant...
Or is it the other way around in your case?

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:36:44 ID:0BJjc0kv
Pork Cutlet, you're the one who'll suffer later from dating a fujoshi.
Think about it hard before you make up your mind.
You see, there are too many spoiled girls among fujoshi.

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:37:01 ID:9E19mwVF
Is this thread about two people called Miss Undie and Pork Cutlet?

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:37:09 ID:bp0CUd4Q
I'll ask you again. Where did she got all that money from?

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:37:27 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>560
But they both said they like each other. What more do you want?

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:37:46 ID:wj4hRfis
>>549
Then you should already know what to do.
Fujoshi loves you.
You love Fujoshi.

Result: Lots of seicross

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:38:14 ID:CeybmO7F
In his report earlier today, Coffee Lounge decided to go out with Lady with a feeling of optimistic resignation.
Maybe it's your turn now to make up your mind, Pork Cutlet.

566 : Pork Cutlet ◆DlCNtecDg. : 04/11/16 00:38:43 ID:i37GmO2f
Ahh, damn.
I'm so nervous right now.
Thank you for all the advice, guys!!!
I think I'll confess my feelings to her even though it's a bit early. (;´Д`)

But I'll make sure to think it over carefully until Fujoshi sends me an e-mail tomorrow evening.

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:38:46 ID:wm8Ud8w9
>>561
This thread is about the following three stories:

Molester Man and Miss Undie/Kansai/Loli Jugs/Miss Yamaoka/Glasses/Crab
Pork Cutlet and Fujoshi
Coffee Lounge and Lady

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:38:54 ID:MVi5paW1
There's only one thing I wanna say to Pork Cutlet:

SHE'S GOT THE DOUGH TO FINANCIALLY SUPPORT YOU

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:39:06 ID:0BJjc0kv
>563
But just look at her e-mails, man...


570 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:39:31 ID:v1Rk7kVp
Pork Cutlet, I wouldn't get my hopes up too much if I were you. You'll date her for a while and then break up with her.

Seeing how her ex-boyfriend dumped her all of a sudden, she must be quite the pain in the ass.

And I'm not being biased, just saying it as I see it.

571 : Pork Cutlet ◆DlCNtecDg. : 04/11/16 00:40:12 ID:i37GmO2f
Thank you so much for the advice, everyone.
It's reassuring to hear all your opinons.

I'm really sorry for derailing the thread repeatedly.

I'm going back to being anonymous.

ノシ

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:40:12 ID:7Re6q4yt
>>568
Twisted minds think alike~


573 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:40:33 ID:ooNUeSiq
Fujoshi is rich = It's your chance to marry rich

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:40:50 ID:CeybmO7F
Here's how fujoshi minds work:

What they truly love and devote their lives for = 2D
What makes them horny and gets them off = 3D

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:41:34 ID:0BJjc0kv
Ah, if his goal is to marry a rich woman, he should date her, I guess...
All he'd have to is put up with her.

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:42:05 ID:h+17HvJs
If you look at it from Fujoshi's point of view, she's probably just glad that Pork Cutlet isn't some crazy motherfucker.

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:42:12 ID:Uf9e/6lE
She went to bed right after she said she likes him.
To me, it sounded like "Tsk, didn't think he was the type to ask annoying questions like that. Guess I'll just say I like him, and pretend I'm going to bed.".
There's no need to confess your love to her. What's it gonna change? You're basically dating her already. Minus the drama.

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:42:37 ID:i37GmO2f
>>569
Eh? What's wrong with them?
Please explain.

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:42:36 ID:iQAMnJNe
She's your ticket to the easy life.

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:42:46 ID:mj6Ycz0y
In order to marry rich, you have to investigate your target's background first.
You don't wanna risk getting involved with weird people.

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:43:05 ID:wj4hRfis
>>571
Come back when you find yourself at a crossroad of life again and can't make up your mind~

What am I saying? It's your duty as a VIPPER to report back until the end!!

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:43:40 ID:bp0CUd4Q
Guys, guys, calm the fuck down. What are you guys going berserk like OP for? She's young and rich, there's gotta be a catch, right? Stay on your toes, Pork Cutlet.

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:44:43 ID:ooNUeSiq
>>582
Wasn't it suggested that she was just born into a rich family?

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:44:49 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>578
She's the kind of girl to say "Yeah! I like you!" like it was no big deal after only 3 days of meeting, you know?
It's great that she can be so honest about her feelings, but that honesty is what scares me...

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:45:18 ID:CeybmO7F
My dick is always going berserk if that's what you mean.

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:46:51 ID:CeybmO7F
>>584
Well, they've already gotten physically intimate with each other... I don't see how her saying she likes him makes a difference now.

Besides, it'd have been weird if she'd had seicross with him even though she didn't like him.

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:46:59 ID:0BJjc0kv
>578
I'm just wondering if Fujoshi's answer to Pork Cutlet's unexpected question was serious or not.
I can't shake off this feeling that she doesn't like him in the romantic sense...


588 : Pork Cutlet ◆DlCNtecDg. : 04/11/16 00:47:33 ID:i37GmO2f
Sorry.
There are still some posts about me.
I swear I'll give the matter a lot of thought while rereading all your advice.

But it's late now, I'll just lurk a little longer and then go offline.
Sigh... My heart's still beating like crazy. (;´Д`)

ノシ Good night, everyone.

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:47:53 ID:bp0CUd4Q
Here's my two cents as an unemployed man who lives off his wife's money:
It's safest and best if your partner has an average job with an average salary.

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:48:45 ID:sx7XeqT8
Women do have a tendency to fall in love with guys they had seicross with.

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:49:33 ID:p4fwLzJY
He should try dating her for a while. So what if she turns out to be a little crazy in the head?
It won't change the fact that it'll be an interesting experience for him.

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:50:20 ID:TaZxdopi
Could Pork Cutlet start his own thread already?
I'm here to read about Molester, not Pork Cutlet.

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:50:29 ID:Uf9e/6lE
Hey, Coffee Lounge! Post what Lady thinks Pork Cutlet should do!

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:50:32 ID:CeybmO7F
Here's my two cents as a man with wife and kids:
I envy you guys. Once you're married and got kids, you can't have crazy adventures like that anymore.

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:50:36 ID:yTHlep4A
Falling head over heels for a woman and eventually losing her can be fun too.
It makes for a good opportunity for a fresh new start.

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:52:18 ID:7Re6q4yt
>>594
(・∀・)人(・∀・)

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:52:42 ID:MVi5paW1
>>592
What's the problem with Pork Cutlet reporting from time to time? It's not like there's always something happening on Molester's side.
If Molester was the only one allowed to report in this thread, we'd just end up forcing him to do something stupid to keep the thread alive.

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:54:35 ID:fjEgXuOZ
>>584
Let me tell you a nice little story about that.

Men don't say "I'll love you forever." easily.
It's because they know there's no guarantee that they'll always be in love with her.
Women, on the other hand, say "I'll love you forever" easily.
It's because at that moment in time they feel like they'll be in love with him forever.
But at the same time, they fall out of love as easily.
The reason is simple: "Back then, I really thought I'd be in love with you forever, but I'm not anymore."

They fall in love easily and fall out of love easily.
That's what women are like.

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:54:36 ID:ejvABQvU
Here's my two cents to Pork Cutlet as a man who just caught up with the thread:



Get stabbed by someone and die.

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:54:54 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>586
I'm just worried she might suddenly go
"I slept with someone else because we had a fight and I was still irritated." or
"I realized I love someone else more. Let's break up. Bye bye."
for example.

601 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:55:25 ID:CeybmO7F
If it wasn't for the Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge side stories, we'd be having a hard time keeping the thread alive.

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:55:54 ID:v1Rk7kVp
>>.592
We need characters like Pork Cutlet to emphasize how miserable Molester is in comparisonw

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:56:42 ID:88LUMond
Which board are the Live Confession threads on?

604 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:57:28 ID:mj6Ycz0y
Looks like Molester isn't coming.
Maybe I should go to bed.

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:57:48 ID:Uf9e/6lE
This thread not only ignores its main character,
it ignores my posts too.

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:57:49 ID:DZaRe80a
Love sure is amazing.
Good night━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:58:10 ID:CeybmO7F
>>604
I bet he's just lurking.

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:59:18 ID:to3bwws8
I think I'll have sex with myself and then go to bed too.

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:59:29 ID:ClxZRGfj
I'm so jealous of Molester, Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge...
I'll off myself!

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 00:59:40 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>598
I know what women are like, but she's a bit too easy...
Something similar happened to me once and it didn't work out at all.
I'm just worried about Pork Cutlet, is all...

611 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:01:01 ID:p4fwLzJY
So what if it doesn't work out? Nothing wrong with that.

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:01:35 ID:CeybmO7F
You guys keep going on and on about Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge,
but don't forget to console the other guys who were out there looking for Molester on that day and had to go home empty-handed...

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:01:35 ID:GFfeq/T6
>>598
Give this man a medal!
He speaks the truth.

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:02:06 ID:ESSCg75B
As long as you don't get stabbed to death or something, there's no need to be so scared of a relationship not working out, is there?

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:08:41 ID:4dSUfbqd
Wow, everyone stopped posting all of a sudden.
Are you guys watching TV? Did the Ungirls' unfunniness leave you all speechless or what?

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:08:45 ID:CeybmO7F
If I could choose, I'd much rather be in a mediocre but peaceful relationship than a hard-boiled one where someone gets stabbed at the end...
What am I talking about, I'm already married.

617 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/16 01:14:54 ID:5f8vPfGc
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:16:35 ID:GFfeq/T6
Is Molester sulking in bed?

Or is he practicing his snake charming skills?

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:17:22 ID:h+17HvJs
It'd be pretty cool if OP could actually charm snakes.

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:18:35 ID:bp0CUd4Q
You might be better off getting stabbed than stalked and threatened 24/7.

Ihihihihi.

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:21:27 ID:GFfeq/T6
>>619
Really? The way I imagine it, it'd be more funny than cool.

622 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:29:05 ID:4dSUfbqd
Someone send a snake to Molester's place.

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:32:12 ID:CeybmO7F
OP should let his snakes out of their tanks so that they can freely roam around in his room.
It'd make him look like one hell of a snake charmer.

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:33:58 ID:h+17HvJs
Even more so if they were all anacondas.

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:35:56 ID:ldrsAYBt
Pork Cutlet, you seem to be forgetting that your story is just a side story in this thread.
Don't post with a name a minute after you said you'd return to being anonymous.
Apologizing for derailing the thread doesn't mean you can do it again and again.

Also, don't use a tripcode. You'll be welcome here if you keep these points in mind.



626 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:38:03 ID:MVi5paW1
>>625
But how are we supposed to know it's him without a tripcode?
I wanna hear his story from him, not some impostors trying to be funny.

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:39:46 ID:wm8Ud8w9
It's a VIPPER's rule to eat everything you're fed without leaving anything behind, so quit complaining.

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:40:56 ID:GFfeq/T6
>>625
Without a tripcode, there'll just be more impostors.

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:44:10 ID:mLv8NR80
Someone post more stories that make me feel miserable and want to off myself.
I don't give a fuck who it is. щ(゚Д゚щ) COME ON!

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:46:59 ID:4dSUfbqd
>>629
Dude, you're so Punk.

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:50:43 ID:CeybmO7F
Look, quit talking about dying and offing yourself so easily when there are many more older guys in this world without a girlfriend than you think.

I wish I could tell this to my younger self and pat him on the back too.

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:51:26 ID:SW5WFvs8
>>629
Dude, you're so Rock.

633 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/16 01:52:14 ID:5f8vPfGc
I'm so jelly of Pork Cutletー(*´σー`)

It feels wrong to call her Fujoshi at this point.
Make it CosGirl or something.


634 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:52:24 ID:obcMoutE
>>629
Dude, you're so Pop.

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:52:32 ID:CMh2egyk
>>629
Dude, you're so Techno.

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:52:57 ID:MVi5paW1
>>629
Dude, you're so Muneo House.

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:53:26 ID:yTHlep4A
>>629
Dude, you're the vocalist of WANDS, aren't you?

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:54:36 ID:OiUzaCap
>>629
Dude, you're such a fried chicken.

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:55:34 ID:Uf9e/6lE
>>629
Dude, you're so New Wave.

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:55:36 ID:p4fwLzJY
>>629
Dude, you're so Sonic Boom.

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:57:55 ID:jYuF0gdY
>>629
Dude, you're so ED.

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:58:21 ID:hxPlgaJr
>>629
Dude, you're so Jazz.

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:58:38 ID:p4fwLzJY
>>641
Dude, you're so mean.

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 01:59:45 ID:MVi5paW1
>>643
ED = Endless Dreamer
Dude, you're such an endless dreamer.

645 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:00:54 ID:CMh2egyk
>>644
Aren't we all?

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:02:30 ID:4SxXTbKE
>Pork Cutlet

Congrats. But try not to get too emotionally involved with her, okay?
Women like her tend to be extremely self-centered.
She'll just wear you out and only see you when she feels like it.

For her, men are like batteries that she can use to charge herself with and toss away when they're empty.
Living vibrators that only serve to fill the holes in her body and her soul.
Which is why I want to say the following to you:

Act out all your sexual fantasies on her! Fuck her like there's no tomorrow. Don't hold back.

But try not to catch a diseasew


647 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:02:45 ID:Uf9e/6lE
>>645
Dude, you're such a hopeless romantic.

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:04:26 ID:h+17HvJs
Now this feels a lot more like VIP.

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:05:49 ID:5f8vPfGc
  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Boobs! Boobs!
 ⊂彡

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:06:14 ID:4SxXTbKE
  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Boobs! Boobs!
 ⊂彡

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:06:17 ID:4dSUfbqd
Yeah, well, we have to do some VIP-like shit once in a while.

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:06:26 ID:uJ2PJABG
How happy I would be if I could love people for what they are!


653 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:07:12 ID:SW5WFvs8
        Excuse me... You dropped this.

              

              .∧__,,∧
             (´・ω・`)
              (つと)
              `u―u´

                             
                            That is VIP QUALITY.
                            http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:08:09 ID:4dSUfbqd
You say you love me and I don't see a lie in your words
You can't stand being left alone and this is the system you chose...


655 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:11:26 ID:uJ2PJABG
I'm sure someone will pick up the dreams you've thrown away!
Let's just hope it'll be someone who is good at heart.

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:12:01 ID:CeybmO7F
>>646
Maybe it's just me, but I can feel from your post how hard-boiled you are, and it makes me hard.

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:14:54 ID:Uf9e/6lE
>>656
Dude, you're so soft-boiled.

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:15:08 ID:c7dYDCZn
Pork Cutlet should just get her to buy him a car.

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:15:14 ID:uJ2PJABG
Cowardice is a knife and you keep hurting yourself with it.
Have fun cutting yourself.

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:18:01 ID:3lNkHDaG
BARRFFF
     ∧_∧
    (ill ´Д`)
    ノ つ!;:i;l 。゚・
   と__)i:;l|;:;::;:::⊃
    ⊂;::;.,.';;;;'::.:.;::.⊃

661 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 02:20:13 ID:phlzYB7A
All this time, I was staring at my cell phone with the same intensity I used to watch the mochi they give out in shrines to welcome the new year when I was a kid,
but now even Tsukuyomi has finished airing.
I doubt she'll contact me today. I'm going to bed.

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:21:15 ID:c+96W2KO
>>661
Good night.
I'll go to bed too.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:22:08 ID:jYuF0gdY
>>661
Good night.

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:23:12 ID:Uf9e/6lE
Cheer up, Molester.
There's always tomorrow.

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:23:24 ID:QKZRCYQS
Yeah, I'm off to bed too.
Don't be sad though. Kansai is sure to reply sooner or later. Hang in there, Molester.

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:25:51 ID:JOFVqOtQ
Just got home from work and caught up with the thread.
Molester, tomorrow is another day and the sun will rise.

When tomorrow comes, the sun will shine on everyone because the sun doesn't discriminate...
That's right, the sun will shine on both you and Kansai...

667 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 02:27:13 ID:phlzYB7A
>>662-666
Thank you, guys. I feel like the VIPPERs are a little kinder than normal today.

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:29:37 ID:kpYIG9Kf
>>666
Exactly. The only difference is that the night is a bit longer for some. That's all there is to it.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:30:12 ID:oaePxfMY
Huh? Haven't checked this thread in a while, but

Pork Cutlet → Winner
Molester Man → Loser

Can someone confirm this??

670 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 02:32:29 ID:phlzYB7A
>>669
The chairman of the committee inside my head says it's not wise to celebrate a victory before the match is over!!

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:33:50 ID:oaePxfMY
>>670
'`,、('∀`) '`,、  

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:33:52 ID:CeybmO7F
You only lose when you give up.
Let's just hope that Molester hasn't given up yet...

>>669 Correct.
Add Coffee Lounge to the list of winners while you're at it.

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:34:19 ID:Uf9e/6lE
>>669

Molester, Pork Cutlet, Coffee Lounge → Winners
VIPPER → Losers

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:36:30 ID:oaePxfMY
The only loser is OP, huh...
Hang in there, OP!

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 02:36:45 ID:CeybmO7F
>>673
Your bodacity to not only call yourself a loser but everyone around you has given me a boner.

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 03:01:12 ID:v1Rk7kVp
Huh?


677 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 03:20:40 ID:EtvMttd9
I lol'd at how we all stopped posting at the same time like we'd arranged it beforehand.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 03:25:04 ID:4SxXTbKE
The concept of winners and losers doesn't exist in VIP.
The only thing that counts here is whether you've had seicross or not.




Mr. Molester hasn't had seicross yet, has he?
I haven't either...

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 04:47:57 ID:obcMoutE
Bump, I guess.

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 05:47:53 ID:IrckzD8x
 

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 06:26:38 ID:JaKMbTO6
Literary talent:
Molester >>>>> Pork Cutlet

Luck
Molester = Pork Cutlet

Life
Molester <<< (unclimbable wall) << Pork Cutlet



682 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 06:29:13 ID:7tJ+D2cx
>>681
I can agree with that.

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 06:32:24 ID:VQ5o/4Bi
Annoyingness:
Pork Cutlet >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Molester

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 07:30:43 ID:iJaExcyt
I've returned to the countryside for the first time in 10 years or so, and since I didn't have anything to do, I thought I'd go shopping to kill time.
The store I was interested in had temporarily closed though, so I was standing around absentmindedly in front of its closed doors,
when a girl next to me seemed to be in the same situation as me. She was like "Ahaha, guess it's not our lucky day." and we laughed together.

She had short hair, was kinda plain but not boring and was more pretty than cute.
Just when I was thinking to myself that she's exactly my type of girl, she asked me,
"Umm, if you don't mind... would you like to go shopping somewhere else with me?"
I immediately replied yes.

She seemed to have the same interests as me and, what's more, she was fun to be around. I'd only met her a few hours ago, but I felt like I'd known her ages.
Even though I'm a coward who's never asked out a girl in his life,
I summoned all my courage and asked her "Can we meet again?", but then I woke up.

Good morning, guys.

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 07:33:16 ID:jBamS8bM
Ohio.

686 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 07:34:29 ID:phlzYB7A
>>684
Good morning.

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 07:35:49 ID:iQAMnJNe
She contacted you yet?

688 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 07:37:27 ID:phlzYB7A
>>687
The ghost Muneo that lives in my cell phone says "No.".

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 07:41:51 ID:ud7u9QEV
(ノ∀`) Whoops
She's probably still in bed.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 07:45:14 ID:YtZL/6Zy
Post a pic of Muneo.

691 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 07:47:10 ID:phlzYB7A
>>690
I don't mind posting a pic of Muneo, but he was bragging that he's invisible to idiots, so I can't guarantee that you'll be able to see him.

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 07:47:15 ID:jvgznHkI
Tell us more about that ghost Muneo.

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 07:47:52 ID:YtZL/6Zy
It should be fine if it's a JPG, right?

694 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 07:51:18 ID:phlzYB7A
>>692
Muneo is a mischievous ghost that lives in my cell phone.
Even though I set an alarm before going to sleep, it doesn't go off the next morning because Muneo deactivated it.
When I flip my cell phone open, Muneo randomly turns it off.
When I want to call someone with three bars of reception and take too long to enter the phone number, Muneo makes the bars disappear one after another until I'm out of reception.
That's the kind of ghost he is.
>>693
Probably.

Besides, I can see him and I'm an idiot, so he must have been lying when he said idiots can't see him.

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 07:59:31 ID:YtZL/6Zy
>>1 is getting so desperate now that he's starting to tell us moderately funny stories to keep us entertained.

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 08:03:44 ID:jvgznHkI
I'm impressed you're awake this early.
...though I guess it's not really early for normal people.

697 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 08:04:18 ID:phlzYB7A
>>696
Well, I am a university student.
And I'm a SAKUSUCKER.

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 08:06:13 ID:07jv4xyz
>>684
Is that a famous copypasta?

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 08:13:56 ID:jvgznHkI
>>697
Are you going to university today?

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 08:14:26 ID:pbuUwvLD
>>698
Yeah, it's pretty famous.

701 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 08:16:56 ID:phlzYB7A
>>699
Of fucking course.
>>700
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 08:23:01 ID:pbuUwvLD
>>701
My late grandma used to often say "Guys who reply to copypasta will never get laid.".

703 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 08:28:43 ID:phlzYB7A
>>702
Eh? >>700 is a copypasta!?

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 08:29:23 ID:YtZL/6Zy
He got trolled.
He got trolled so hard.

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 08:34:48 ID:SW5WFvs8
>>703
A pretty famous one.

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 08:36:52 ID:9YUxL0Gq
Finally caught up. I'm so envious of Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge...
Compared to them, I...
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( / ⌒ヽ
 | |   |    Why is my life so shit...
 ∪ / ノ
  | || 
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   ;
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707 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 08:42:23 ID:iJaExcyt
>>706
Your life may be shit, but... don't kill yourself.

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 09:01:37 ID:CJgu2m19
I love it when people reply to copypasta. You get to see what they really think which is quite rare as opposed to what one would expect of VIPPERs.

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 09:18:13 ID:R9PPrMEu
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710 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 09:22:50 ID:It3deRbZ
I went offline yesterday night when Molester went to bed.
Now I'm at work and I've read everything I'd missed since then. Good morning, everyone.
Hope there'll be news from Kansai today.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 10:35:10 ID:8v+Nqj4G
Good morning, guys.
I'll be following this thread at work today too.

I'm just afraid my boss might notice.

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 11:09:39 ID:p0TkFQWo
>>711
Don't worry.
You're not alone.

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 11:21:51 ID:9YUxL0Gq
>>711
I'm doing the same thing. We're in this together.

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 11:37:26 ID:dzwqoyuy
Pfffwwwwww I'm at university and I'm all alonewwww

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 12:21:24 ID:pIUhVNYx
Me toow
I don't get along with the other students from my seminar anywaywww
So here I am sitting all alone in the computer lab.

716 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 12:53:07 ID:lke+pQCS
Having the whole computer lab to yourself during lunch breaks is the best thing about university, man.

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 13:25:02 ID:YtZL/6Zy
If the OP is all alone, the thread's inhabitants are too, huh?

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 13:55:22 ID:0BJjc0kv
I'm taking a late lunch break today...
Still nothing, Molester?
Don't tell me she's really come to hate you... nah, no way.


719 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:09:20 ID:mj6Ycz0y
Maybe he shouldn't have left that message on her answering machine.
But hey, it's only been half a day so far.
Let's give her some more time.

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:14:38 ID:8v+Nqj4G
I think the other guys in this thread are just too nice to say it, so I will...
What if she blocked your numbe-WHOA WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? LET ME GOASDFGHJKLMNBVCXZQWERTYUIOP


721 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:23:48 ID:4SxXTbKE
This isn't looking so good anymore.

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:26:26 ID:XcF6v1LI
Look, guys, I didn't want to say this, but...
That message he left on her answering machine, does it really require a reply?

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:33:32 ID:4SxXTbKE
Please send an e-mail to Loli Jugs to kill time.

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:35:44 ID:p0TkFQWo
It's only been 1 or 2 days, so it's too early to say anything,
but it's always been Kansai to send you an e-mail first so far.
Now, if she suddenly stops doing that, I don't see what you can do except wait.

Or do we send her a "SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP" e-mail?

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:35:46 ID:mLv8NR80
If the Kansai route doesn't work out, I'd be fine with the Crabses route too.

726 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:39:30 ID:ejvABQvU
They're talking about you, Molester!

133: Anonymous : 04/11/10 18:10:17
>There's a thread on a certain board in 2ch right now that might surpass Train Man.

>The OP of that thread

>- ignores other people's advice
>- doesn't even ask others for advice in the first place
>- and does whatever he wants all the time.

>What a wonderful guy.

>But then again, the inhabitants of the thread aren't any better. They

>- are irresponsible
>- just want to make noise
>- and don't care about anything as long as they're having fun.

>Most of the time, they don't even try to help him out.

>Despite all that, I think the thread surpassed Train Man yesterday.

>Make sure to look for the thread if you're interested.
>Newfags who only came here after reading the Train Man novel will have a hard time finding it though.

http://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/male/1099099074/133

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:51:12 ID:pIUhVNYx
Molester Man
>- ignores other people's advice
>- doesn't even ask others for advice in the first place
>- and does whatever he wants all the time.

The inhabitants of this thread
>- are irresponsible
>- just want to make noise
>- and don't care about anything as long as they're having fun.


I lol'd.


Let me add "The thread inhabitants get laid, but not the OP." to the list.

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 14:57:52 ID:sLHonNuT
>>727
I wish they wouldn't post about this thread elsewhere.
This thread is for VIPPERs only.

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:01:56 ID:XcF6v1LI
>>727
My "I want to have disastrous seicross with a cute mentally unstable woman" syndrome is showing its ugly head again.
Ahh, I need something to soothe my chest.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:13:14 ID:0BJjc0kv
Huh? Are we irresponsible?
From what I see, quite a few of us actually care about OP and try to help him with all we have...

He really shouldn't have left that message on her answering machine, huh?


731 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:14:29 ID:YtZL/6Zy
OP does ask us for advice, and reads our advice too.

The problem is that he simply doesn't follow it.

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:18:34 ID:yscAVQjF
That's what makes this thread interesting though.

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:21:48 ID:f0nIg27n
Yeah, the answering machine message might have been a bad idea.
If she doesn't reply today, maybe try e-mailing her one last time?
After all, you don't want to seem clingy.
You could send her a pic of your snakes or something. She wanted to see them, didn't she?
Please post a pic of them here too. I'd love to see them.

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:23:02 ID:hf549ORF
If no one contacts OP today, he should just give up and send everyone a creepy e-mail with the finishing line "That is VIP QUALITY.".

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:25:40 ID:0BJjc0kv
>733
Agreed. If she really doesn't reply, then sending her an e-mail would be his last bet.
I think an e-mail with a pic of his snakes attached has the highest chance of getting a reply.
She might find them creepy though...

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:26:51 ID:f0nIg27n
Before he sends a pic, he should post it here.
Or better yet, he could take a number of pics, and we tell him which one to send.

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:26:58 ID:jYuF0gdY
Oh, come on, calm down, guys.
There's no reason at all why she'd stop being friends with him.

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:28:06 ID:yscAVQjF
You guys are like little girls waiting for a phone call and getting all worried over nothing.

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:29:40 ID:0BJjc0kv
It might be difficult to befriend all of them.
If only Kansai hadn't acted so prematurely and ruined the Miss Undie route...
Can Molester still become normal friends with Miss Undie?


740 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:34:58 ID:p0TkFQWo
The way I see it, whether OP will be able to stay friends with Kansai or not depends on how she feels about him.
When she kept Molester company that night, did she only want to do Molester one last favor? Or did she want to get closer to him?

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:36:53 ID:36BxnApd
"Hey, Kansai, the Miss Undie route dissapeared because you had to go and do something unnecessary. Take responsibility and go out with me!"
Send her this creepy e-mail.

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:38:05 ID:Uf9e/6lE
Everyone in this thread is so sensitive.
I bet she doesn't give a rat's ass about all that.
You guys are just being too self-conscious.

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:40:39 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>742
Dude, this thread wouldn't exist if that was true.

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:40:48 ID:yscAVQjF
If she kept Molester company all night knowing that Molester might fall for her in the process,
then she might be thinking she should put some distance between them, so he can cool off his head.
But if she could think that far ahead, she'd be pretty much the perfect woman.

The truth is probably that she simply doesn't think the message warrants an immediate reply.

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:43:43 ID:hf549ORF
I want something new to happen already.
From how things stand now, it'd take way too long to turn this around and get a happy end, so I'd rather OP just went straight for a bad end.

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:47:46 ID:p0TkFQWo
In my imagination, Kansai is one of those girls who are super serious to a fault.
That's why she only cared about cheering up Molester that night and kept him company without hesitation.

But now she's realized what she's done and doesn't know what to reply because it's all so awkward.

Imagining her like this makes me hard.

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:56:57 ID:kdCm54Pg
Seriously now, invite Kansai over for dinner and treat her to crab.
This should solve all your problems.

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:58:16 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>746
You're a pretty cool guy.

Ever since Coffee Lounge posted that Lady is watching this thread,
I couldn't bring myself to post stuff like that anymore.
Some VIPPER I am.

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 15:59:04 ID:c+96W2KO
Kansai realized that she loves Molester and isn't sure what to do right now.






I'd bet 3000000 seicrosses on it.

750 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:00:10 ID:9YUxL0Gq
>>748
Dude, you're a VIPPER! Ignoring her should be child's play for you!

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:01:42 ID:wm8Ud8w9
Lady, let's have seicross.

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:02:50 ID:DKMKTbxL
I wanna become buddies with Molester Man, and meet Miss Undie and Kansai!!!

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:04:06 ID:JMMxScBa
Creepy...

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:05:08 ID:p0TkFQWo
>>748
Don't sweat it. The trick is to convince yourself that even women enjoy that kind of posts!
Take me for an example. I sometimes post on 2ch even though my wife is right next to me.
Most of the time, I close the post window as soon as she looks in my direction though...

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:08:56 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>750>>754
Right...... Yeah, you guys are so right.
Thanks for reminding me what VIP QUALITY is all about.
This thread is about Molester and nothing else.

Alright, Lady, hope we get along in this thread for as long as it lives!

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:11:16 ID:p0TkFQWo
Speaking of which, Lady, it'd be cool if you could post from time to time.

Or maybe she's been posting anonymously all this time?

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:11:25 ID:4SxXTbKE
>>753
Ohh, this has got to be Lady!

Have seicross with me too! Please!

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:12:37 ID:GVJCcbYm
Tits tits

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:17:50 ID:8v+Nqj4G
Kansai felt bad for messing up that thing with Miss Understanding,
and if that wasn't enough, Molester's helplessness awakened her maternal instincts.
But despite her budding feelings for Molester,
she's decided to put some distance between them for now.

Kansai you so moe.

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:18:48 ID:mj6Ycz0y
Miss Undie was talking on Kansai TV just now.

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:24:50 ID:Gk5RIRqB
Hope she's not sick in bed with a cold.

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 16:33:04 ID:Uf9e/6lE
>>760
I don't even know where to start explaining.

He's talking about Nagao Kanji, a character from Tokyo Love Story, who happens to have the same nickname as our Miss Understanding (Kanchi).

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 17:37:35 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>753
↑    This post is probably by Lady.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 17:51:02 ID:H6VMRCMh
I think Molester is more interesting than Pork Cutlet.

Don't give up, Molester! I'm rooting for you.

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:25:53 ID:1w1pGN6S
Still nothing new~?

Oh well, most people don't notice an answering machine message until they try to call someone else.
You know, actually it'd be better if she notices it in two or three days,
because then she might go "Ah, Molester left a message three days ago... Oh no... Why did I not notice it sooner...?".

That way, she'd feel more inclined to reply.

766 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 18:29:01 ID:phlzYB7A
Alright, this week's SukuRan just ended, so is it okay if I tell you guys about my phone call now?

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:29:27 ID:Qgb/XFz7
He's here.

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:29:28 ID:9YUxL0Gq
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:29:42 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>766
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!



You should have told us that you called her!

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:30:50 ID:OSnmFhJ4
Yes, he's here━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!!!


771 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:30:59 ID:qjvKSmTM
This thread is your blog! Feel free to write anything you want in it! Okay!?

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:31:09 ID:Uf9e/6lE
PROBLEM CHILD! PROBLEM CHILD!

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:31:18 ID:UqzFD6XV
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:32:43 ID:jvgznHkI
What, you called her!?

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:33:23 ID:ZSOLLo0D
He's here *・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!!

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:33:25 ID:1w1pGN6S
I'm so glad I already fapped at work earlier today.

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:34:15 ID:3lNkHDaG
Hurry up and post it, you impotent fuck!

778 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 18:34:15 ID:phlzYB7A
I may be a premature ejaculator, but I'm not that bad... It was Kansai who called me!!


Anyways, I didn't have any lessons in the computer lab today, unfortunately. Feeling lonelier than usual, I was just glad when lectures were over.
I wanted to quickly go home and browse 2ch, but just when I was sitting in the bus home fiddling with gikoNavi on my cell phone, the words
Incoming call
popped up on the screen along with a big picture of Hisui.
I managed to flip my cell phone shut without panicking or losing my shit. Someone might have seen Hisui though.
I'm just glad I'd turned on silent mode. Or everyone in the bus would have heard my ringtone.

But since I don't have any friends at my university, who cares what they think about me, right?

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:36:47 ID:1w1pGN6S
>Hisui
I had to google how to read the damn kanji for this.


780 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:38:27 ID:QBB+qQON
>>779
You couldn't read it? It's Konjacw

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:38:31 ID:B3PEUjSn
ba-dump ba-dump

782 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 18:39:14 ID:phlzYB7A
Then, once it'd stopped ringing, I flipped it back open.
It said "One missed call". I let my eyes wander to the next line timidly... "From Kansai"

She called meーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!

I wanted to call back on the spot, but I had enough common sense not to call her while on a bus.
"I wonder what she wanted to talk to me about..."
is what kept going through my head until I got to my station.

As soon as I'd gotten off the bus, I wanted to dial her number, but there was only one bar of charge left!
Of course. I'd been using it all day during the lectures to play Tetris and browse 2ch with i-mona (>>778 was a mistake, sorry)
because I didn't have access to the computer lab.

But when I thought about it, I realized there was no real reason for me to call back right away.
Having calmed down, I went to buy a book I'd been wanting to get for a while now before I headed home.

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:39:33 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>780
No, it's not Konjac. I know it's read Hisui now, but I have no idea what it means.
Molester isn't talking about a bird called Kingfisher, is he? Because that's what it normally stands for.

Is it something anime-related?

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:40:31 ID:B3PEUjSn
>>782
OP seems calmer and more composed than normal.
Very good.

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:40:32 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>782
Could it be that you don't have any friends at university because you're always fiddling around with your cell phone?
Be that as it may, please continue.

786 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:41:28 ID:1w1pGN6S
Ahh, the kanji for Hisui can also be read "Kawasemi" aka Kingfisher, huh?

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:41:34 ID:3lNkHDaG
>>783
It's from Tsukihime.

788 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 18:42:47 ID:phlzYB7A
Once back home, I put my cell phone on charge and checked the time.
"SukuRan starts in thirty minutes..."

The time limit was 30 minutes. It wasn't like I had anthing specific to talk about though.
I just wanted to thank her for the other day, so 30 minutes were more than enough time.

Click, click, clack―――ring ring KER-CHAK
"Are you at university?"
"Hm? No, I just got home."

I was worried she'd start apologizing again, but she seemed to have returned to her usual self.
I was relieved, albeit a little surprised.

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:44:11 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>787
Sorry. Tsukihime doesn't say much to me...

Are you talking about Kouyama Mitsuki from Full Moon wo Sagashite?

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:44:31 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>788
Is SukuRan really that important for you?w

But man, you seem to be having so much fun these days.

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:44:43 ID:sLHonNuT
Why would you care about some anime at such an important time?
Just record it if you want to watch it so bad. Besides, SukuRan isn't even good.

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:44:55 ID:MVi5paW1
>>788
Google for "Tsukihime Hisui". If you still don't get it then, ignore it.

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:45:14 ID:QBB+qQON
Just leaving this here.

"All manga in weekly magazines are shit."
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100597240/


794 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:45:16 ID:MVi5paW1
>>792 was meant to be a reply to >>798.

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:46:14 ID:eNmk/QWM
Don't blame the weekly magazines, blame yourself!
But knowing the truth isn't everything!


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796 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:47:40 ID:HsJROYTx
>>794
You linked to the wrong post again! How does it feel?
Is it embarrassing?
It's embarrassing, isn't it?

797 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 18:47:55 ID:phlzYB7A
"It's not far from your place, right? Did you have five lectures today?"
"No, four. Maybe lectures end a little later my university?"
"Hmm... At ours, they end at..."

We talked about stuff every student talks about at this time of the year like midterm exams, assignments and so on.

"Well, I do attend lectures, but I usually sleep through them. That's why I don't have any notes. In fact, I don't have a clue what the exams will cover."
"Same here. Why don't you just ask a friend to let you copy their notes?"
"I don't have any friends."
"I know."
"Don't make me say it then."
"No way, it's too fun."


Hmm... If I remember correctly, it was normal small talk up to this point.

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:48:15 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>792
I googled it, but there were hardly any pictures of it.
And I don't want to miss Molester's report, so I decided to ignore it.

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:48:41 ID:Gk5RIRqB
"No way, it's too fun."

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:48:59 ID:QBB+qQON
>Hmm... If I remember correctly, it was normal small talk up to this point.
OP sure knows how to create suspense.

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:49:22 ID:9YUxL0Gq
"No way, it's too fun."

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:49:27 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>797
Up to that point?

I see. It's the calm before the storm, huh?

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:49:31 ID:3lNkHDaG
>>798
I'm not the guy you're quoting and I'm not an expert either,
but Tsukihime seems to be a popular eroge which allows you to get it on with a vampire and even your little sister.
And Hisui seems to be one of the main protagonist's maids.
That's all I know.


804 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:50:15 ID:8v+Nqj4G
"No way, it's too fun."
There. Make sure to memorize it, VIPPERs.
It'll be on the test.

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:50:24 ID:Uf9e/6lE
This is where God will grant you the spice of life!

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:50:29 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>797
Listening to "LOVE LOVE SHOW" by The Yellow Monkey now.

807 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:51:20 ID:3lNkHDaG
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808 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:51:29 ID:ZSOLLo0D
>I'm not an expert either
>but Tsukihime seems to be a popular eroge which allows you to get it on with a vampire and even your little sister.

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:51:35 ID:2sH8/aNz
Oh, looks like we'll get to see another one of Molester's nice berserker streaks.

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:51:45 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>803
So it's a game, not an anime.
I see. Thx.

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:51:45 ID:B3PEUjSn
>>804
I can't seem to memorize it, teacher.
My brain seems to be rejecting it.

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:51:58 ID:MVi5paW1
>>796
Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't think it's embarrassing to correct a mistake you've made.

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:52:25 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>809
And his nice cornering skills too.

Kansai is cute even when she's just having normal small talk.

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:52:29 ID:3lNkHDaG
Hurry up...

815 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:53:59 ID:QBB+qQON
>>813
But what if Kansai is ugly like Hanazawa from Sazae-san?

816 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 18:54:25 ID:phlzYB7A
After that, we talked about this and that for about 10 more minutes. Everything was fine until then, but as soon as I mentioned
how I bought myself a T-shirt that goes well with the clothes she picked out for me...

"...and you know, I didn't have a T-shirt that looked good under that jacket. So I went to buy one."
"Ahh, yeah. I heard about it from Miss Understanding."

Her comment made even me, the Berserker Molester Train himself, a little uneasy. "Oh crap... That damned Miss Understanding... What else did she tell her?"
But well, if I wanted to thank her for last time, I had to talk switch to that topic sooner or later anyway. Bring it on!

"Ah, yeah, I called Miss Understanding the other day. I told her about it then."
"And I'm telling you that I already heard about it from her."
"Well..."
"Say, Molester."

I wanted to say "Well... I heard you had to work on that day. Thanks for keeping me company anyway."
but she interrupted me. I broke out in cold sweat.

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:54:35 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>804
Kansai's famous moe line:


Exercise 2
Please insert words into the brackets to complete Kansai's famous moe line.

(     ), (           ).




Answer:

( NO WAY ), ( IT'S TOO FUN ).

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:55:11 ID:Qgb/XFz7
It's getting awkward━━━(゚∀゚)━━━ !!!!!

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:55:15 ID:NjU5Xi9G
Hello, I'm Doraemon.

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:55:28 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>812
>>794

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:55:31 ID:Gk5RIRqB
How bittersweet.

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:55:53 ID:QBB+qQON
>>817
( Hello ), ( I'm Doraemon ).

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:56:22 ID:3lNkHDaG
Miss Understanding is already getting the side-character treatment.

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:56:22 ID:9YUxL0Gq
>>817
Answer:

( HELLO ), ( I'M DORAEMON ).



825 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:56:49 ID:c+96W2KO
>>817
( Well ), ( I'm a girl ).

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:56:54 ID:jYuF0gdY
No way, it's too fun.
gafajflkdgaelaie;krhtje;t:el;gltualtokatiks

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:57:00 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>816
Oh Godwwwwwwww What is she trying to say?wwwwwwwwww
Is she telling him not to call her because of stuff she's already heard about?wwwwwwwww

>>815
Then no, sorry.

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:57:19 ID:9YUxL0Gq
Two people had the Doraemon idea before me...

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:57:30 ID:CMh2egyk
She's so moe.

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:57:58 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>819
Not the correct answer, but I'll give you the points anyway.


Because Doraemon is moe.

831 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 18:58:16 ID:phlzYB7A
"Eh? What?"

This is yakui. Well, it wasn't really bad, but I was sweating bullets anyway.
Speaking of which, where does the expression "to sweat bullets" come from anyway? Does it suggest that your sweat drops are as big as bullets, or that your sweat drops fly off you at the speed of bullets?
While I was lost in thought, Kansai asked,

"What did Miss Understanding tell you?"

Oh shitーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!

This is bad! Really bad!! I should have asked the thread about how to answer this question before calling her!!
She'd caught me off guard.
I tried hard to remember the posts from yesterday.
"She did it to make up to you. I'm sure, she doesn't want you to know that she got into trouble because of it."
I remember reading a post like this...
"You could thank her for keeping you company without mentioning anything else. It'd be only natural to say thanks."
There were many posts like this too.

Damn, I have no idea which is better!

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:58:32 ID:Uf9e/6lE
>>817
( Garlic ), ( it smells ).

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:58:56 ID:bp0CUd4Q
( Don't ), ( I'm on my period ).

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:59:01 ID:sLHonNuT
>>830
Please tell me what exactly you find moe about Doraemon.

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:59:12 ID:jYuF0gdY
I can't take it anymore.

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 18:59:23 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>831
It's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!
You went berserk, huh!? You did, didn't you!!!???

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:00:10 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>834
Sorry. I lied when I said Doraemon is moe.

838 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:00:45 ID:3lNkHDaG
>>834
The voice actor, of course.

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:01:04 ID:Uf9e/6lE
Houston, we have problem! Now we can check how much Molester has grown.

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:01:27 ID:Gk5RIRqB
It's time for "SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP".

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:01:32 ID:I/pyRBwY
( No ), ( Sakura is not a monster ).
How come no one has posted this?

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:01:48 ID:3lNkHDaG
>>840
No, it's time for the "It will get me your sexual fluids." one.

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:01:48 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>833
I'd love to see what's normally going on in your headw

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:02:03 ID:f/IeE/2A
This thread is just bait by an unsuccessful writer and his publisher trying to release a similar book as Train Man.
I hope you guys at least know that you're getting trolled! m9(^Д^) Pfffhahahaha

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:02:03 ID:HsJROYTx
>>838
I doubt that...

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:03:00 ID:QBB+qQON
>>844
VIPPERs love getting trolled, didn't you know? m9(^Д^) Pfffhahahaha

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:03:03 ID:bp0CUd4Q
843
Yeah, I get that at least once a month.

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:03:07 ID:B3PEUjSn



     1w1pGN6S is getting really annoying.





849 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:03:12 ID:8v+Nqj4G
( Hmph ), ( suit yourself ).

850 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 19:03:36 ID:phlzYB7A
"Eh? What do you mean?"

I said it! I actually said it!! I can't believe I chose to act clueless!!!!
It's as embarrassing as back when I was a child and my parents caught me pocketing a few thousand yen from grandpa's piggy bank,
and I chose to act like I didn't know what they mean even though they saw me!!
Nowadays, even grade schoolers don't use the "Eh? What do you mean?" act anymore.

"Eh!? Seriously? He's feigning ignorance!?"
"Only kindergarteners could get away with 'Eh? What do you mean?' nowadays!!"
"How lame!"

I was so flustered I heard high-pitched jeers in the back of my mind.
The members of the commitee inside my head were throwing eggs at me. No chicken eggs, but quail eggs. They hurt more because they're smaller and harder to break.


"I'm asking what Miss Understanding told you. She told you something, didn't she?"

Urk.

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:04:52 ID:CMh2egyk
Hello? Where is the continuation?

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:04:57 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>850
Guess, Molester is still Molester...... (´・ω・`)

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:05:00 ID:3lNkHDaG
That, ladies and gentlemen, is our Molester Man.

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:05:13 ID:sLHonNuT
>>850
The biggest loser there ever was.

855 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:05:15 ID:OSnmFhJ4
>>850
AHHHHHHHH--------
Urk.
My heart can't take it. (´・ω・`)

856 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:05:37 ID:3rVqpSfZ
I've just now returned from a short trip. Can someone explain to me who this Kansai person you guys are talking about is?

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:05:40 ID:3lNkHDaG
For a person with mental problems, Miss Understanding sure likes to gossip .

858 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:05:53 ID:eNmk/QWM
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859 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:06:26 ID:Uf9e/6lE
(   ), (   )

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:07:12 ID:QBB+qQON
"Eh? What do you mean?" alone won't be a problem.

Just make sure to steer away from topics Kansai doesn't want to talk about.
Act clueless and say "I don't know, I don't remember." should the topic come up anyway.

Now, in this case, say "Heard you had to work on that day? Sorry. Let me treat you to something good. What do you want to eat?"
to switch topics and possibly avoid stepping on a landmine.
Thanking her and asking her out for dinner should be okay... But it's possible that there is a landmine somewhere close,
so try not to say anything unnecessary.

861 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 19:07:23 ID:phlzYB7A
"Something? All we talked about is our shopping trip on Saturday..."

It's all over. Forget about thanking her.
All I can do now is continue the clueless act.
It's too late to turn back now!
It may be pathetic, but even if it's pathetic, even if this wasn't planned at all and just randomly turned out this way,
even so, I'm determined to......... feign ignorance!!

".........actually, Miss Understanding already told me what you talked about. On the phone. Yesterday."
"Yeah, sorry. She told me you had to work Sunday morning, broke a plate and got chewed out by the manager."

So much for my determination.

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:08:03 ID:8v+Nqj4G
>>856
Kansai is Miss Understanding's co-worker at her part-time job.
She tried all kinds of things to mediate between Molester and Miss Understanding,
but Molester just wasn't Miss Understanding's type of guy.
Maybe it's because Kansai felt bad for Molester or it's just her personality, but she's continued to be helpful to him until now.
She is now Molester's new target of affection.

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:08:24 ID:HsJROYTx
>>860
This isn't happening in real-time, you know?

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:08:44 ID:QBB+qQON
>>863
I know.

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:08:51 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>861
You're such a hopeless guy. 。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:09:19 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>860
The phone call is already over and done with though.


867 : 862 : 04/11/16 19:09:48 ID:8v+Nqj4G
Let me add: She's also very popular in this thread.

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:10:01 ID:Gk5RIRqB
OP's report makes me feel uneasy in more ways than one.

869 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:10:14 ID:3rVqpSfZ
>>862
That much I knew, but thanks.

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:10:48 ID:3lNkHDaG
".........actually, Miss Understanding already told me what you talked about. On the phone. Yesterday."
".........actually, Miss Understanding already told me what you talked about. On the phone. Yesterday."
".........actually, Miss Understanding already told me what you talked about. On the phone. Yesterday."
".........actually, Miss Understanding already told me what you talked about. On the phone. Yesterday."
".........actually, Miss Understanding already told me what you talked about. On the phone. Yesterday."

871 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 19:12:29 ID:phlzYB7A
"Hmm... I see. So you found out."
".........yes."

Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
I had no idea what was going through her head. She seemed mad at me for some reason.
I guess she didn't want me to know about it... Or is it because it took me so long to contact her...?

"Why did you act like you didn't know?"
"Well, you didn't tell me that you had to work on Sunday, so I thought maybe you didn't want me to know...?"

I'm so weak.
As weak as a newly adopted cat that lets itself get pushed around by the resident cats.

872 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:13:36 ID:9YUxL0Gq
You need to grow a pair, Molester.

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:14:09 ID:3lNkHDaG
She got mad at OP~~~~~~~~~~~
Yay! Yay!

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:14:40 ID:CMh2egyk
I was expecting OP to be a loser, but damn, he really is one.

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:14:52 ID:sLHonNuT
OP got in trouble. OP got in trouble.

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:14:58 ID:V/Z0WESa
>>871
"Kansai-tan! It's me! I want you to swallow my sperm in one big gulp!"

Did you make sure to tell her this?

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:15:08 ID:ZoS7JZMh
This has been bothering me for a while now. Is it just me or are the comparisons and similes OP uses all a bit ehh...

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:15:16 ID:9YUxL0Gq
I bet she hates you now...

879 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 19:16:05 ID:phlzYB7A
There was a long silence. And I'm not just exaggerating because it felt long or something.
I know exactly how long it lasted because I'd made sure I had a clock in sight since I didn't want to miss the beginning of SukuRan.
The silence lasted almost 30 seconds. So long.

"You're not feeling guilty now, are you?"
"Ueh!?"

I was completely flustered, unable to cope with the situation.

"What was that?"
"Nothing, I'm just a little nervous..."
"So?"
"Eh? What do you mean?"

I honestly had no idea what she meant.

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:16:18 ID:loimTdGX
It's looking pretty good so far though.

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:17:52 ID:c+96W2KO
>>879
What an irritating turn of events.
If it'd been me, I'd have long resorted to something like >>876.

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:17:54 ID:8v+Nqj4G
>>879
Your priorities are messed up.

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:18:00 ID:Uf9e/6lE
I'd have lied my way out of it.


884 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:18:11 ID:cWa8KCc+
Am I the only one having trouble telling who said what?

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:18:23 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>879
Seems like he's not only a loser, but insensitive too.
Plus, he's short. That's already a triple handicap. 。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:19:19 ID:V/Z0WESa
>>881
Y-Yeah, right?
To be honest, I was worried you guys were going to be weirded out when I posted it.

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:19:40 ID:sLHonNuT
>>884
Reread it 10 more times.

888 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 19:20:21 ID:phlzYB7A
"It's alright if you don't know what I mean."

No, it's not!

"No, no, no, it's not alright! It's probably my fault anyway, so tell me!"
For some reason, I'd directly assumed that I was at fault, but who cares.
"Nah, forget it."
"Come on, tell me. I can't apologize if I don't even know what I did wrong."

We'd gone silent again. Speaking of silent, I couldn't beat Silent Hill because it was too hard.

"................sigh... Why do you keep asking me about something I don't want to say?"

↑ I clearly remember how she said this. It was as if she'd given in like "Okay, fine, you win.".

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:21:11 ID:6f/3tAK4
I came.

890 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:21:14 ID:Uf9e/6lE
Molester, please don't tell me we're close to the Grand Finale.

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:21:15 ID:3rVqpSfZ
Congrats, Molester! Let's have a celebration, you guys!

892 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:21:36 ID:SW5WFvs8
What's there to celebrate?

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:21:39 ID:c+96W2KO
>>888
It's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!! or is it?

894 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:21:41 ID:CMh2egyk
I'll bring some crab!

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:21:46 ID:SVSFk8M6
>>888
No way! No fucking way!!
Kansai END???!!

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:21:53 ID:V/Z0WESa
>>888
Son, my dumb son! I told you a thousand times in VIP to learn to read the mood!

So what if girls are as fickle as April weather? Learn to read them anyway!
Goddammit! You should have just said "In any case, thank you for that." there!





Goddammit!

897 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:21:58 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>888
Well, what did she expect?
Anyone would react like "Eh? Eh? What? Tell me!" if you were told something like that. I would too.
She can't really blame him.

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:22:00 ID:bupnGF4S
It physically hurts to read OP's report...

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:22:29 ID:sLHonNuT
Don't tell me she's going to confess to him?

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:22:32 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>888
(ノ∀`) Oh boy.
Guess calling her was a mistake, huh?

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:22:34 ID:HsJROYTx
I feel like Kansai is totally wasted on Molester.

902 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:22:35 ID:loimTdGX
Let's just switch routes to Loli Jugs already.

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:23:03 ID:QBB+qQON
Molester who steps on a landmine knowing full well that it's a landmine is the definition of VIP QUALITY!

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:23:07 ID:3lNkHDaG
Hey, what the fuck is going on?

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:23:41 ID:Uf9e/6lE
>>902
Just one more 'l' and your ID could have been "loli".

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:23:48 ID:B3PEUjSn
>>897
I know what you mean, but still...
Well, whatever.

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:24:30 ID:mj6Ycz0y
Looks like Molester's conversation skills weren't good enough just yet.
He really needs to work on his quick decision making.

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:24:38 ID:3lNkHDaG
Just noticed we've already passed 900 posts.

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:24:46 ID:B3PEUjSn
>>950 starts the new thread.

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:25:02 ID:1w1pGN6S
Bet no one imagined this outcome when OP posted >>766.

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:25:21 ID:H6VMRCMh
>>950 starts the new thread.

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:26:17 ID:4s/qHl6y
Whoaww I don't know why, but my heart's beating so fast nowwww

913 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:26:29 ID:9YUxL0Gq
Is OP heading for the Kansai end?

914 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 19:26:29 ID:phlzYB7A
"Ahh, my bad."
"Now, listen here. I did all that to make up to you! Isn't it obvious that I wouldn't want you to know what I went through because of it?
Besides, it wasn't your business anyway."

So that's why she got mad... That guy in the thread who predicted this must be really smart.

"But I was really happy about it, so let me at least thank you for it."
"I wanted to be a cool woman that suffers for the sake of others without anyone knowing."
"What's so cool about a woman that breaks plates at work?"
"Shut up."


I somehow managed to clear the minefield.


915 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:26:33 ID:HH4F2ge8
(・∀・) EXCITED

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:26:37 ID:sLHonNuT
Look how everyone stopped posting just because they don't want to be 950.

917 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/16 19:27:03 ID:7vQhkYQp
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:27:27 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>914
Kansai is so cute.
Molester doesn't deserve her.

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:27:34 ID:OSnmFhJ4
>>914
Kansai (*´Д`) pant pant
Such a good girl. I really wish I could............ marry her.

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:27:45 ID:3lNkHDaG
Couldn't you have said something more tasteful like
"I've fallen in love with you. Now let me drink your cum!"?

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:27:51 ID:B3PEUjSn
>>914
You stupid idiot! つД`)・゚・。・゚゚・*:.。..。.:*・゚
Oh God... I'm starting to tear up.

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:27:55 ID:jvgznHkI
Uhh... Is it just me or are they totally flirting with each other?


923 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:27:56 ID:3rVqpSfZ
Kansai-tan... Kansai-tan... Kansai-tan...!!!!!

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:28:01 ID:CMh2egyk
Congrats, your relationship with Kansai is already too strong to be broken by a puny mine or two.

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:28:28 ID:4s/qHl6y
I wanna do it with Kamiyama Mangetsu!

926 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:28:34 ID:+tbKG5Wj
>>914
Tell me where I have to go to meet Kansai.

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:28:45 ID:8v+Nqj4G
>"What's so cool about a woman that breaks plates at work?"
Is that all you could come up with...?

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:29:03 ID:3lNkHDaG
I say we have an offline meeting in the family restaurant Kansai works at.

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:29:21 ID:c+96W2KO
>>914
Ain't nothing bad about sharing your embarrassing and shameful sides with each other.

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:29:29 ID:jYuF0gdY
I'm going to cum soon.

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:29:39 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>927
Nah, Molester knows what he's doing. He's a lot better than us at teasing and stuff.

But only if it's Kansai he's talking to.

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:29:44 ID:jvgznHkI
>>928
Count me in.

933 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:29:56 ID:ZoS7JZMh
Seems like Kansai is a bit of a drama queen. The kind to fall in love with love itself.



In other words, she's telling you that she loves you in a really roundabout way.

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:30:06 ID:HsJROYTx
>>914
Kansai is a real keeper.

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:30:11 ID:bupnGF4S
You were only able to clear the minefield because Kansai is such a perfect girl.
You're gravely mistaken if you think you would have managed to do it by yourself.

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:30:22 ID:6f/3tAK4
Here is the result of your diagnosis, Mr. Molester: Your ideal partner is Miss Kansai.

A woman like Miss Kansai who acts like everyone's older sister is perfect for a timid man like you, Mr. Molester.
Although Miss Kansai will be the one to call the shots in a relationship, she'll always make sure to bring out the best of you.

Return to the beginning
-----------------------------

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:31:00 ID:QBB+qQON
>>927
The frequent use of abusive language and cynical comments is one of Molester's characteristics.
While it might turn off most people, Kansai doesn't seem to mind. On the contrary, it keeps their conversations going.

938 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:31:13 ID:Uf9e/6lE
We're close to 950.

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:31:28 ID:3lNkHDaG
fast forward

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:31:29 ID:4s/qHl6y
What is this? A TV soap?


941 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:32:10 ID:jvgznHkI
I wonder what Kansai meant with "something" when she said "Why do you keep asking me about something I don't want to say?"...

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:32:13 ID:1w1pGN6S
Time to stop posting until we've passed 950.

943 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 19:32:34 ID:phlzYB7A
"Anyways, thank you."
"Come on, you've already thanked me enough."
"But that was when I had no idea you were going so far just to keep me company.
That's why I thought I should thank you properly this time... Did you get my voicemail message?"
"What voicemail message?"
"You haven't heard it!? After hearing about what happened from Miss Understanding yesterday, I figured I'd thank you properly and
called your cell phone, but couldn't get through."
"Thank me properly...? Seriously, you don't need to worry about it so much."
"No, let me finish. I wasn't aware of it myself, but it seems like I was pretty down that night."
"Yeah! You were so down! The others were all worried about you on the train home!"

Umm... I'm pretty sure they were all just sleeping.

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:32:36 ID:jYuF0gdY
fast forward

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:33:34 ID:jYuF0gdY
fast forward some more

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:33:36 ID:H6VMRCMh
stop

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:33:39 ID:Qgb/XFz7
Give her a little push!

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:33:49 ID:Gk5RIRqB
Wow, he might actually manage to pull off a soft landing.

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:08 ID:8v+Nqj4G
>>937
I'm just saying that one thoughtless remark can be enough to make you an inconsiderate asshole in women's eyes.

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:07 ID:loimTdGX
Well done, young one, but don't get cocky now!
You won because of Kansai, not your own skills!

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:11 ID:HsJROYTx
950

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:14 ID:K4jRHhTp
Well played, OP.

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:14 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>950
You're it.

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:16 ID:jYuF0gdY
Alright, we've passed 950.

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:19 ID:INGL0QDX
I started the next thread.

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601103/

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:29 ID:c+96W2KO
>>950
Make the new thread.

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:29 ID:4s/qHl6y
That was quickww

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:35 ID:bupnGF4S
So they were all pretending to be asleep because they didn't want to deal with the depressed Molester?w

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:43 ID:H6VMRCMh
>>950
The next thread belongs to you.

960 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:50 ID:QBB+qQON
>>955
Crabs.

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:35:30 ID:sLHonNuT
>>955
Crabs.

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:35:43 ID:iJaExcyt
>>950
Mr. Ramba Ral, please start the next thread.

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:35:49 ID:OSnmFhJ4
>>955
Crab curry!

964 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:36:33 ID:+tbKG5Wj
>>955
Crabses.

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:36:35 ID:ZoS7JZMh
fast forward

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:36:36 ID:Uf9e/6lE
>>955
Crab paste.

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:36:39 ID:wm8Ud8w9
950 GET

968 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 19:37:01 ID:phlzYB7A
"I didn't mean to worry you all though."
"Anyone would have been worried! You had turned all pale. As pale as the giant cigarette man from the Nicorette commercial!"
"He's not pale, he's just plain white."
"You're right."

Ahh... I'm so glad we're back to normal... Oh shit!! Less than five minutes left till SukuRan starts!!

"Anyways, I didn't realize it then, but I'm sure it was thanks to you that I was able to cheer up."
"That's embarrassing."
"Don't say that."
"Well, I have an assignment to finish, so talk to you later."
"Oh okay, talk to you later."
"Bye bye."


So here I am, posting this while watching SukuRan and thinking to myself "As I thought, it's not nearly as funny as the manga.".

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:37:16 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>967
Slowpoke.

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:37:16 ID:3rVqpSfZ
People who think boiled crab tastes good are retarded.

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:37:53 ID:QBB+qQON
>>968
You didn't ask her out on a date to "thank her properly"...? Pfffwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwww

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:37:53 ID:B3PEUjSn
>>968
You picked SukuRan over Kansai!?

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:37:56 ID:Gk5RIRqB
You're the worst, OPw And that's why you're the best.

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:38:01 ID:8v+Nqj4G
>>968
Let me say it again.
Your priorities are messed up.

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:38:11 ID:sLHonNuT
>>968
Die. Why is SukuRan > Kansai for you!?
You should have talked to her longer. Fucking loser.

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:38:17 ID:iJaExcyt
Eehh(´д`)hhHH
Why would you hang up there...?

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:38:20 ID:SW5WFvs8
>>968
SukuRan is lame.

978 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:38:40 ID:4s/qHl6y
What the hell is SukuRan?

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:38:48 ID:wm8Ud8w9
Huh, I think it was a good time to hang up.

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:38:48 ID:1w1pGN6S
>>968
In the end, you picked SukuRan over Kansai, huh?
I guess that's just the kind of guy you are.


No idea what SukuRan is though.

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:38:55 ID:jYuF0gdY
>>974

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:38:59 ID:jvgznHkI
Why would you hang up for SukuRan?

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:39:02 ID:bupnGF4S
>>968
You had to choose between SukuRan and Kansai, and you picked SukuRan. I don't get it.

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:39:19 ID:75dqekw/
It's amazing how this entire thread is just about some guy having private conversations with people.
Hope this gets more media coverage than Train Man.

985 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:39:30 ID:9YUxL0Gq
Molester's priorities are like
SukuRan >> Kansai >> Report back to this thread

I guess.

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:39:30 ID:qjvKSmTM
Just record it if you want to watch it so bad.
And should you forget to record it, there's always Winny.

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:39:38 ID:mj6Ycz0y
>>968
Kansai is a nice girl.
She said "the others" to hide the fact that she was in fact the one who was worried about you.

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:40:24 ID:1w1pGN6S
I think OP hung up at just the right time.

It should be a lot easier now to call or e-mail her next time.


989 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:40:30 ID:sLHonNuT
>>978
An odd manga where most of the plot revolves around the side-characters while the main character gets left behind.

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:40:32 ID:mj6Ycz0y
Ah, I forgot!
Why couldn't you ask her out for lunch/dinner to thank her properly!?

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:40:32 ID:Uf9e/6lE
Whatever that SukuRan is, throw it out the window!

992 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:40:35 ID:HsJROYTx
>>968
You seriously make me wish you'd just kill yourself.

Are you fucking stupid?

993 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:40:55 ID:0BJjc0kv
1000

994 : 1000 : 04/11/16 19:41:11 ID:EvfITceu
1000

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:41:12 ID:sLHonNuT
If this is 1000, they'll have seicross.

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:41:19 ID:ViI0MzJ3
1000 GET IS MINE

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:41:20 ID:B3PEUjSn
If this is 1000, Kansai will have seicross with me.

998 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/16 19:41:22 ID:phlzYB7A
1000

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:41:24 ID:H6VMRCMh
If this is 1000, Molester will confess to Kansai.

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:41:25 ID:3lNkHDaG
>>987 is the MVP of this thread.

1001 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:41:25 ID:+tbKG5Wj
I'm going for 999 today!!

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