Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 10
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100517688/
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I'm so late to the party.
Thanks!
>>1
Thanks.
Thanks a lot.
What is NEVADA?
Thank you.
Crabs a lot.
A pretty girl from Nagasaki.
"Don't say that."
Kansai is so moe.
Instead of calling others "really smart", why don't you try using your own head for a change?
MOLESTER IS A PREMATURE EJACULATOR EVEN WHEN HE TRIES TO GET THE 1000TH POST
Crabs you very much.
I'm going for 999 today!!
Get your shit together, Molester.
Again!?
I'm going for 999 today!!
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What? No, she's mine.
Crabs.
http://www.tv-tokyo.co.jp/anime/school-rumble/
I've never seen it, but the blond girl is kind of like Kansai, don't you think?
Crabs.
Molester doesn't have a reason to call Kansai anymore because he had to go and end the call all of a sudden.
Molester, you dumb fuck!!
Sukuran = Sukuranburu Ranningu = Scramble Running = A documentary about young boys that put their lives on the line by crossing streets on a green light.
Am I close?
Crab sushi.
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（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
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Wasn't it about basketball??
Shouldn't it be "on a red light"?
It's like a description of this thread!
Looks like a shitty anime...
I can't believe Molester picked that over Kansai...
Is Molester like those creepy guys they showed in the Fuji TV special on Akiba otaku the other day?
Kansai, on the other hand, is a beautiful 20-year-old non-virgin woman full of compassion.
They live in different worlds.
we need to give Molester props for at least saying
"I'm sure it was thanks to you that I was able to cheer up."
I think they're my colleagues... What do?
What are you talking about? Kansai-tan is a virgin.
I lol'd. Kansai is hilarious.
It hurts my heart to think of Kansai as a non-virgin, but she's most likely not a virgin anymore.
I wonder when she lost her virginity and to whom.
I wanna know!
Are you serious?
Please elaborate.
is what Lady just told me to post. She's sitting next to me right now...
She's totally dominating me. orz
The same Kansai made the "It's just a Joudan. A Michael Joudan" joke, you know? You think that's hilarious too?
Are you Miss Yamaoka?
What about Yamaoka?
Dude, you're playing with fire.
ttp://www107.sakura.ne.jp/~moemoe/cg/swf/school.swf
Kansai's cuteness more than makes up for it.
Do you mean dominating as in she's the one in charge in your relationship?
Or is she sitting on your face right now?
It's here━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━!!
Please elaborate.
Who are you? Explain yourself!
Now that you've seen this thread, we can't let you get out of here alive!
It's a sin to tell a lie, baby...
The former.
A co-worker, huh?
It's happening!
Get Lady over here.
Please tell her she can sit on my face anytime.
Get Lady's pussy over here.
Please let me take Lady as my wife.
I've been waiting for something like this to happen!
I told her. (´･д･`)
She said "That guy's just as stupid as Molester..." with a smile on her face.
(´-`).｡oO( She has a sadistic side... )
>>37
Explain yourself already!
Or we can't move on.
I want to get punished by her whip.
Resorting to obvious baits now, huh?
Sheeeeet!
Let Lady use your PC so she can post something herself.
Now shout "Suck my dick!" at her!
But don't say it like "Some guy on VIP says 'Suck my dick!'.", say it like you're the one who's saying it, got it?
Make a tripcode with Kansai's real family name as the password.
Molester does the same and if their trips match, this thread is over.
Hey, please convince Lady to sit on my face too.
I'll pay 3000 yen.
With the leash on and everything.
Hate to leave when it's getting good, but I gotta go.
until some other guy popped up and started posting "I know who OP is!".
His post number was 611!
Hey, I'm watching Before After toow
You're a smart one.
That's not the name of the TV show thoughw
Please elaborate a bit.
I'm not mad though. It got my hopes up, but it was fun!
Now I get it. It's a pun on whip and VIP, huh? That's some advanced wordplay right there.
It's a scary smile to be honest... Her eyes are those of a sadist. (´;ω;`)
Wow, you know so much～
You're like a walking encyclopedia of VIP.
You're a genius, second only to me.
And I'm telling you to let her post here!
(;´Д`) pant pant
Ask her to handcuff me and play with me like I'm her toy.
I'll pay 5000 yen.
No, all you gotta do is trip up at the same time like >>37 said.
Gotcha.
Yay, someone thinks I'm smart.
Is it possible to use kanji for your tripcode?
If yes, 611 and Molester get tripcodes with Miss Understanding's and Kansai's names after the # in the next hour or so.
If 611 doesn't do it, or if the tripcodes don't match, he's fake.
And Molester can feel safe again.
You do know that you're the one who will have to go out with that sadistic lady, right?
Better get used to the thought.
For someone unfamiliar with 2ch lingo, it's like you're telling them to trip up and fall at the same timew
Sorry, there are so many side characters now, I'm not sure who you are. Are you Recharger Man?
Okay, so they have time until 9 pm to trip up, huh?
Call her mistress from now on.
I'm Coffee Lounge.
Looks like they're going to compare tripcodes now. This could get interesting.
The more I look at 611's ID (>>37), the more it looks like HORAHUKI to me.
We need some rules or they might end up writing the same name with different characters or so.
Good call.
Hey, Molester! Don't forget the #! You mustn't forget it! Something terrible will happen if you do! Don't forget it!
You come off as a masochistic loser because you give in as soon as someone criticizes your posts!
This thread needs Lady! She adds warmth to it!
Now come back with more comments from Lady about this thread!
Tripcodes aren't safe. Someone might crack them and get their real names.
611 Name:VIPPER [] Date:04/10/13(Wed) 19:57:52 ID:LxrGXtbW
Wait, I got a question!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OP-----!!!!!!!!!!
I think I know you!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know who you are!!!!!!!
I can't believe it!!!!!!!
Hey!!
Don't do it!!!!
Cuz I just realized who you are!!!!
I'll post the name of your university and you tell me if I'm right, okay???????
Let's just say he's a troll and ignore him.
Even if he wasn't, he'd just end up spoiling everything for us.
Just imagine him sitting in front of his monitor smiling to himself because he knows OP and we don't.
I was in that thread.
That guy was pretty fucking annoying.
Then we don't need Coffee Lounge either.
SHOW YOURSELF, MOLESTER!
This isn't VIP QUALITY at all.
Did you call me?
Nah, this is VIP QUALITY too.
(´･д･`) SAD
I'm calling it a day.
Hopefully, something new will have happened when I come back tomorrow, but tonight, I'll hang in there for as long as my body allows me to.
You hang in there too, Molester.
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Btw, what's with the name Molester Man? You don't want people to think this is a poor man's Train Man, do you?
Wait, do you have something planned for tonight?
Switch places with me!
I assume nothing new happened since your phone call right before SukuRamu?
You can't post something alarming like that and run off like nothing was the matter.
Btw, what's with the name Molester Man? You don't want people to think this is a poor man's Train Man, do you?
Wasn't there a name with a bit more VIP QUALITY?
Let's call him Lord Molester then.
But that's what I like about him.
They're starting to get really annoying.
No, I mean I don't even have an excuse to call her anymore...
（・∀・） GET OUT!!
"What was that for～? (´･д･`)"
"Hahahaha (・∀・)"
I bet this is happening right now.
Coffee Lounge, however, isn't as interesting anymore because he can't post anything interesting with Lady watching him.
Well, for one, you haven't talked to her about when to meet up next time yet, have you? But if you have and forgot which day because you were too flustered...
Whoawww OKwww Game overwww
>Only a few minutes had passed since she joined us and I was already so annoyed at the Kansai girl I could scream. Well, she's not really from Kansai though.
>I just can't get along with people like her. Even back when I still had friends, I used to dislike this type of girls.
>I bet she was class representative in grade school and said stuff like "Teacher! Molester is scribbling in a library book!!".
>Fuck!
Hard to believe there was a time when OP used to post stuff like this about herw
We need Lady. She gives this thread warmth.
"Let me treat you to something to thank you."
Something like this?
"Hey. Sorry for ending the call so abruptly earlier. I'm done with my assignment now.
I was about to go get something to eat because I'm starving. Wanna join me?
I'm not going to pay for you though."
How about this?
It's all because you had to choose SukuRan or whatever that shit is called over her.
Call her now and tell her
"I've finished my assignment. I'd like to thank you for what you've done for me. Let me treat you to something good.".
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS MOMENTUM
Gain momentum by going berserk and confessing your love in the following order:
Kansai → Loli Jugs → Yamaoka → Miss Undie
I've been meaning to say this for a while now. I didn't choose SukuRan over her!!
Our conversation was already about to end anyway when I ended it.
Sir.
I think you're on the wrong board.
This!
Well, let's put SukuRan aside for now.
What are your plans now? Are you going to look for an excuse to ask her out, or do nothing and wait? Are these the only options?
What if she asks you all kinds of questions about that assignment you said you were going to finish?
Well, I guess you could somehow make do with your nice handling skills again. That is VIP QUA-
Instead, tell her that you'll split the bill, but pay all of it in the restaurant.
But you could send her a pic of your snakes with the message
"Thank you for the beef bowl last time!"
Wouldn't it be better for now if you didn't ask Kansai out for something that's unrelated to the stalker case?
You shouldn't make it too obvious that you're switching routes from Miss Understanding to Kansai.
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You low-quality piece of craaap!
This one seems pretty good.
Though I think I'd leave out the "I'm not going to pay for you though.".
I'm worried it might be too late to call her today. She still lives with her family, right?
I feel like OP should wait till tomorrow or so.
Okay, then without the "I'm not going to pay for you though." at the end then.
If she says "It's your treat.",
OP should reply with "No fucking wayw",
but pay for her later anyway.
Wait, does that mean she called him of her own accord...!!???
Molester, what the hell are you doing on 2ch!?
Ask her out for dinner!
Good idea.
Did Molester disappear again?
OP is hereｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ
Kansai still lives at home with her parents. This part is very important.
That's what it means to be human, Molester.
Can you feel your inner cosmo?
It'll make you realize that you're in fact a very lucky man, Molester.
He's here, he's here, he's here, he's here, he's here!!!!!
She'd know right away that you've already switched targets.
You're just taking precautions in case Kansai finds this thread now.
The people in this thread have decided by majority vote that you shall ask her out for dinner.
You owe her a lot by now anyway. Time to show her you're a man, OP.
She probably can't leave home this late anyway, right?
When she stayed out late last time, it was a Saturday and she still got a call from home and everything.
It's better to wait a few days, isn't it?
"I'm starving. Wanna go grab something to eat?".
Don't take her to some fancy place either. Just go eat what you feel like eating with her.
That's all.
You know what, I just want something new to happen.
I want QUALITY.
we won't be able to have threads like this anymore. (´д⊂
It's more interesting for the thread if you keep going like that, but is it really worth it?
You could ask her out for a drink this weekend or so.
The way I see it, men and women can't be friends.
Which is why I'm sure you'll come to love Kansai even more than you did Miss Undie.
What are your thoughts on this?
When that happens, we'll probably have to emigrate to the Yahoo BBS or some other place that's mainstream right now.
It's already
Kansai > SukuRan >>>>>>>> Miss Understanding
for OP. Slowpoke!
Gotta get 'em while they're hot, man.
there's no need for creepy excuses like thanking her properly and stuff like that anymore.
"When I hung up on you earlier, I said I have to finish an assignment, but I was actually watching anime."
"Anime? That's why you can't make any friends."
"I do have a friend now. One I can dine out, go shopping for clothes and hang out in manga cafes with."
"Huh?"
Like that.
It was just a suggestion. What would you say is the best thing to do?
Well, she might have already had dinner by now, but hey, if she really likes you,
I'm sure she'll make up some excuse to come out and meet you. Won't she?
I was going to wait for her to contact me, and only contact her myself if something else comes up.
Basically, I was just going to wait for some sort of excuse to see her again...
Yeah, you can't hurry love.
If that's what you think, we're of course fine with it. Right, guys?
Oh, looks like we have your attention now.
Even if you ask her out for dinner now,
I'm sure she'll just say she's already had dinner with her family.
Molester: "Yadda yadda dinner yadda yadda?"
Kansai: "Ehh, I've already had dinner though."
Molester: "No way..."
Kansai: "Then how about this weekend? Are you free then?"
Make it happen.
You can do it!
That's one half-baked answer. Are you going to contact her today or not?
"Huh? What time do you think it is? I've already had dinner! (Oh no!! What am I saying...)"
"I see. Alright then, I'll just go alone."
"W-Wait. ......sigh. I just remembered I need to return a movie. I'm coming with you..."
"Huh? But you said you already had dinner."
"....................sigh...... Why does it always have to be like this............"
"Eh? Are you coming or not?"
"I said I'm coming!!" (half pissed off)
"..................okay." (Molester pisses his pants)
Make something like this happen please.
pant pant............ Ugh!!
Tsk! Thanks for stealing my thunder.
Echizen crab → Made sashimi out of the legs, and cooked the main body in miso soup and sake. It was delicious.
Hair crabs → Boiled them both in salty water. MUAHAHAHA
He said he already ate all the crab.
Sorry, sorry.
I just couldn't stop my imagination.
Dude's been alone for so long now that suddenly getting to know all these new people is confusing the fuck out of him.
You should have used the hair crabs for the miso soup.
>Boiled them both in salty water. MUAHAHAHA
You normally do this with king crabs.
We VIPPERs already had our chance with Miss Undie and we fucked it up.
All we can do now is stand behind Molester and root for him. Or curse him, if you don't want him to succeed.
Especially, since girls don't like having dinner alone, I'm sure she'd say yes if he asked her at the right time.
You're right... What I do know is that I've never felt like this about someone before.
Every woman asks this question sooner or later.
Molester. What will you answer?
Well, that's true, but we wouldn't be VIPPERs if we didn't butt in anyway.
Send an e-mail with a pic of your snake with the text
"Look, it's my snake～ SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
Well, can't say anything against that one. Get on it, Molester.
The snake card is a very important card that should be only used to lure her into his place though.
For me, it was clearly
"That's embarrassing."
"Don't say that.".
Crabs are (ﾟдﾟ) GOOD!
It should help you escape this stiff and awkward mood, so you can finally go back to joking and having normal conversations with her.
The best thing about the snake e-mail is that you can send it anytime you want.
Well, it's for you to decide, Molester, but we wouldn't be VIPPERs if we didn't butt in anyway.
Are you really not going to do anything today?
That's the plan for now.
Unless one of the VIPPERs comes up with an incredibly good idea that suggests otherwise, but I doubt it.
You should really consider giving your room a makeover for the fated day.
What is your room like?
That's pretty lewd, actually...
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In other words, you're saying there haven't been any incredibly good ideas so far... orz
I thought the same thing... orz
Give your room a complete makeover. Make it a room that won't make Kansai feel uncomfortable should she visit you one day.
Get rid of all your otaku goods.
And when he added "but I doubt it", he meant that we won't be able to come up with any good ideas from now on either...... orz
Clean up your room today and send her an e-mail about your snakes tomorrow.
Don't let him get you down, bro!
Molester has always ignored us. We should be used to it by now.（´・ω:;.:...
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But look, I already had a pretty serious conversation with her today and it was already late when I hung up.
Now you want to come up with a plan so good it convinces me to call her again tonight? Be my guest, but I bet even Zhuge Liang couldn't come up with something like that.
>>238
I wouldn't even if everyone in this thread asked me to.
Yeah...... You're right.
But you know, I can take getting ignored, but getting told that we won't be able to come up with anything good? Damn.
Molester is still moe though.
Judging from your reports, I'd say you're already friends with her. And once you're friends, you don't need any schemes, and strategies anymore.
OP doesn't need any advice on how to get closer to her anymore. When it comes to starting and making conversations, Molester has already surpassed us VIPPERs. (Anyone could with some real-life experience.)
OP doesn't need our help right now. It's not like there was some misunderstanding between Kansai and him, on the contrary, they've managed to hit it off quite well.
So, instead of looking for weird excuses to contact her, we should just let OP do his thing and watch over him.
Even if Kansai looked up at you with teary eyes and begged you to?
"But I... want you to look at me and me only..."
If Molester should ever make Kansai cry, I'll quit being a shut-in just to hunt him down.
If you don't have anything to do, redo your room or google for self-defense products.
I'd reply "I'll think about it when you're as cute as Yuki.".
Though I guess she'd get mad at me if I did, so I'd probably just turn into a closet otaku.
"To thank you for last time......"
"To return your favor for the other day......"
Stuff like this is what makes you appear annoying. No one wants to hang around with someone that's too stiff and formal.
"I just had this great idea. Let's have lunch together sometime this week."
This should do it.
Let me say it for the third time.
Your priorities are messed up.
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But what if you actually pull it off and start dating her?
Why don't you take down your AIR poster at least?
Omit the first part:
"I just had this great idea."
Seconded.
Imagine a slightly drunk Kansai with slightly red cheeks looking up at you. NICE (ﾟ∀ﾟ)!!
the stalker everyone had forgotten about was about to make his move.
"Have you already had dinner? If not, wanna join me?"
should be more than enough.
If she says she can't, say "Okay, another time then." and hang up.
Don't try to convince her. Don't ask her when she's free either.
Can drawings do this? And this, and that... Can they!?"
Instead of slightly drunk and looking up at me, I like to imagine her dead drunk with set eyes.
I've fallen in love with the Kansai in Molester's reports.
You're not the only one. I have too. ＯＴＬ
PFFF!! LOSER!
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Okay, I laughed.
You son of a bitch!
I was wondering why there were so many new posts, but OP got a call from Kansai, huh? That explains it.
Props to OP who always manages to make the thread grow everyday!
Make yourself useful and read OP's posts about Kansai today one more time. What do you think?
No one else seems to notice,
but chances are high that she used to be a delinquent.
Where'd everybody go?
I won't let anyone speak ill of Kansai! She's no delinquent!
She's just a bit too meddlesome, earnest, and naive. I mean it all in a good way though.
Sigh...
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100517688/831
Do you mean this part?
I like to imagine that Kansai was worried Miss Undie might have told Molester how she feels about him.
Yes, that's right, Kansai is actually starting to fall for Molester too...
Well, maybe that's just how most university students are nowadays. I have no idea though since I don't know any.
Whoa, I didn't expect a serious reply! But yeah, I wanna know how Kansai feels about Molester too.
Though people often don't tell you about their true feelings even if you're best friends with them...
I also wanna know how Kansai feels about me. Hehehe... OTL
But how come there are only roses around you, Molester? ＿┝￣|○
I can't even imagine living alone without any friends.
What was your everyday life like before you met Kansai and Miss Undie?
I'm always serious when I'm horny!
In my imagination, Kansai is extremely shy and serious, especially when it comes to love.
There's no way Kansai would keep someone company for a whole night just because she felt bad about something.
Here's what really happened:
Kansai and Miss Undie had the following conversation in the restroom when Molester went shopping with the four of them.
Kansai: "So, what do you think of Molester?"
Miss Undie: "Huh.... I think he's a really good person."
Kansai: "I'm not talking about that! Do you like him or not?"
Miss Undie: "Hmm... As a man... he's not really my type..."
Kansai: "............I see. ......maybe I'll take him then. (in a very small voice)"
There's barbed wire between me and them though. ＯＴＬ
This thread makes me frisky!
The reason I stopped posting for a while is because I was having shadow sex with >>51!!
C-Cute...
But do it casually. Her place isn't far from yours, is it??
And after a few rounds of beer, tell Kansai everything you've felt and thought about her since last Saturday.
I'm acting like I was here all day, but I missed out on everything too.
It's not the first time either, I'm always too late to the party... orz
A 3D woman would be wasted on you.
But well, now that you've come this far, ask her out for a drink or something.
If you're gonna fap, why don't you think of Kansai when you do it?
Molester's wonderful everyday life ～Semester weekday edition～
07:00 Wake up, have breakfast, watch SAKUSAKU, a little bit of 2ch.
08:30 Head out to university, attend morning lectures.
12:30 Lunch break. I have lunch alone, and usually browse 2ch in the PC lab. Attend afternoon classes.
17:30 Come home (the time varies), head out to get something to eat, check my collection of links, 2ch, watch recorded anime.
24:00 Continue to surf the net. Watch late-night anime or record them if I'm too tired. Bedtime.
～Holiday edition～
12:00 Wake up, 2ch, net, anime, etc.
04:00 Bedtime.
～Part-time edition (night shift)～
Wake up at 12:00 or later so I don't fall asleep at work. 2ch, net, anime, etc.
21:40 Head out to work.
07:00 Come home from work, watch Dekaranger, Kamen Rider Blade, Pretty Cure.
10:00 Doze off, wake up (or not), 2ch, net, anime, misc.
Go to bed sufficiently early depending on how many hours I've slept and when I have to get up on the next day.
Kinda like this, I guess!!
"I like you!".
Use your snake if you want an excuse to call her.
Snake snake.
Congratulations, you're a textbook example of a useless piece of trash!
I know what you mean. And most of them haven't even had any bad experience with handsome men.
I want Molester to take a more aggressive and optimistic approach from now on.
Do you do your laundry regularly?
I, for one, would find it more boner-inducing if OP waited for her to realize that she's in love with him and confessed to him first.
I find myself wishing that Molester doesn't end up with her.
O TL
Wow... Just wow...
Right? You do agree with me, right, Molester!?
We can't just charge in head first.
I get that you all want something dramatic to happen, but OP should stick to e-mails and calls until they know each other better.
Also, asking a girl out for a drink isn't as easy as you guys seem to think.
Collection of links?
2ch is basically heaven on earth compared to the world out there.
Ah...... I wouldn't really call 2ch heaven on earth.
Kansai's in love with Molester...?
Even if it was true, I wouldn't want to believe it...
(Don't ask me why.)
2ch? What is that? A place? Where is it located?
Sounds like OP's got his own homepage.
but one thing I've noticed is that they never look you in the eye when you talk to them.
I hope you're not like that, Molester.
You're one of those rare breed of stylish anime otaku that are always up-to-date with the latest fashion trends, right?
Hey, Molester, post the URL of your homepage!
Yeah, I thought the same thing.
Can't be bothered to look for it though.
She's young and naive. I blame it on her youth...
I wonder if she would have called him if she had heard his message.
One of my acqauintances made himself a html page full of links to websites he likes to visit. Maybe it's something like that?
Oh well, might as well post what occurred to me when reading your report, OP.
That phone call with Kansai? That was your chance to get her to date you, but it'd have been pathetic and underhanded because you'd have had to exploit her feelings of sympathy and guilt.
Why do you think Kansai wants to suffer for the sake of others without anyone knowing? Have you ever cared about Miss Undie so much that you went to the police to inform yourself about how to deal with stalkers, or to buy self-defense products for her, all by yourself?
You haven't and you wouldn't, Molester, unless she loves you or she's your girlfriend or something. Yet, Kansai has done so much for you even though you're just some otaku she met a few days ago.
You simply call that side of her moe and move on with your life, but no, she's not just moe, she's fucking amazing.
Damn, I suck at pep talk.
Do you believe everything they show on TV?
Go to Akiba and see for yourself.
She's going to call you again tomorrow. I'm sure of it.
Speaking of which, you've talked to her at least once everyday for the last few days now, haven't you?
You could almost say you can't sleep without hearing her voice at least once a day...
Of course I am! What do you take me for!? I'm fucking fresh, man!! Though I feel like the word fresh itself isn't so fresh anymore!!
You guys really gotta stop hating on peeps just because they're "anime otaku"!! That's a fucking prejudice right there, and, man, you can't do that.
Person A: "You know, I love anime, and watch all anime they show on TV, no matter what time of the day!!
You don't think ○○-tan is a miracle of the universe? Your loss! Btw, I wear T-shirts with anime characters on them all the time!"
Person B: "You know, I love soccer, and watch all soccer matches they show on TV, no matter what time of the day!!
You don't think soccer is the best sport in the world? Your loss! Btw, I wear my favorite team's uniform all the time!!"
Both A and B are hardcore otaku, but the former is deemed a weirdo after the first sentence, while the latter is socially accepted in most cases.
Even though they're both annoying, and lack common sense.
See, the problem here shouldn't be that A is an "anime" otaku, but that he's a hardcore "otaku".
Don't judge just because someone's hobby is watching anime.
Even among anime otaku, there are creepy guys and cool guys.
I've seen this somewhere... Is it a copypasta?
People call you creepy because you say stuff like that. ＾＾
I get what you're trying to say, but the real problem is that the cool guys among anime otaku are a miniscule minority.
>I've found out who that pervert who's been flashing his penis to female students in Yamanashi prefecture is.
>He usually walks up to female students on their way home from school,
>suddenly takes off his pants and underwear, and urinates on the unsuspecting girls.
>A criminal sketch was created according to the victims' descriptions and distributed to all elementary/middle/high schools in my neighborhood.
>All students are told to run away if they should see someone who resembles the sketch.
>He tried to pull the same thing on me the other day, but I ran after him and successfully tracked him down.
>His name is Murayama and he works for a company called "Naito-dense-".
>Here's the company's phone number: 055-284-5181
>Let's call this number and expose Murayama's crime!
http://saki.2ch.net/youth/kako/979/979486997.html
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww They found himwwwwwwwwww
I mean, my dad is an anime otaku...
You can safely say that half of the so-called anime otaku have issues of some kind.
Moreover, most people who say "I love anime" are extremely addicted to it,
while most people who say "I love soccer" aren't hardcore enough to be called otaku.
So yeah, as a general rule of thumb, if you encounter a prejudice against anime otaku, it's probably true.
Sadly.
Now you probably wonder why I care so much about prejudices against otaku.
It's because I'm not only an anime otaku, but a reptile otaku too. I have twice the amount of prejudices to deal with.
I thought he was a bit of a nutcase, but you can actually reason with him.
I don't think the fact that you're a reptile otaku is as bad as the fact that you're an anime otaku.
There are many reptile lovers among normal people.
Exactly.
None of us can watch this thread 24/7, except maybe the ones without a job.
It's almost like we have morning and evening shifts in this thread too.
I work the morning shift, so I can be here all morning, but in the evenings, I can only browse 2ch on my cell phone like now.
There are many otaku who actually believe they belong to the few cool otaku when they clearly don't.
I used to have otaku friends, but I grew tired of dealing with them and their bullshit, which is why I haven't made any otaku friends in university yet,
but since I'm an otaku myself, I haven't been able to make any normal friends either. Now I have zero friends.
Argue all you want, but what's creepy is creepy, and otaku are creepy...
Heck, the way you keep going on and on about otaku this and otaku that is creepy too.
>>251
Though it's probably not just an anime otaku thing.
It won't change the fact that you are an otaku, and that you are creepy.
My love for Kansai.
I had to stay behind at work after the last meeting of the day to do some extra work, so I won't be able to read the whole thread until I'm home sometime tonight...
I know I post a lot for someone who's at workwwwwww
Honestly though, I only check the thread during work breaks.
>>321
By the way, have you already confessed your love to Fujoshi?
The truth is, every human being has a creepy side.
If it's not visible to the eye, that person is just very good at hiding it.
If you look at it like that, Molester is a very honest human being.
Molester, all you can do is try to become so broad-minded that you get a boner every time someone calls you creepy.
If an incredibly beautiful woman tied me up in the bedroom and said to me "You're fucking creepy!",
I'm confident I'd get a boner.
Those who don't seem creepy on the outside must be creepy underneath...
Creep.
I don't have a choice. I can't use the PC at night because my wife always complains about it.
The first thing you have to learn after getting married is "compromise".
Yeah, only a handful people in the world get to marry their perfect counterpart. The rest has to make compromises.
It's funny how we're both married, but our wives react so differently.
She's always nearby when I'm doing something on my PC, and she never complains about it.
I can browse 2ch without any interruptions, except maybe when my 1-year-old girl starts mashing the keyboard.
I've decided to wait a bit longer.
At least, until I know Fujoshi a little better.
Now's not the time for it, me thinks.
Post a pic of your daughter!!
Have you ever heard of a soccer otaku going "Nakayama pant pant"? I'm sure there are some if you look for them, but they're a minority.
Another difference is that anime otaku are in love with fiction, while soccer is something very real.
Even among otaku, anime otaku are pretty unique in that regard imo.
I can assure you, a pic of her wouldn't be interesting enough to download.
Post a pic of your daughter or your wife.
>>360
This is a typical Molester post.
Even when he tries to be funny, he ends up sounding negative.
But that's what makes Molester so interesting.
My bad.
Even if no one else finds it interesting enough to download it,
I will.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Shut up and post a pic of Kansai.
I already posted a pic of my wife a few days ago, I'm not going to post any more.
And no, I'm not going to post a pic of my daughter. I'm her father! She's mine and mine only!
If the opportunity to let Kansai into your place should suddenly present itself, are you going to show her your room in the state it's in now?
Oh, it was you, God.
You were the God who posted a picture with a timestamp that said something like "She'll kill me if I show more.", right?
It's time to become a God again.
Well, let me describe my current situation.
My wife is sitting to my right, naked above the waist, while my daughter is playing with her boobs by pinching and sucking on them.
That should give you an idea.
I don't have any figures. I do have a wooden figure of some weird elephant-shaped god if that counts.
NTR.
I fapped three times to this.
While your wife is playing with your dick by pinching and sucking on it, right?
Man, you so lucky.
No, the point I was trying to make is that the sight of it doesn't even make me hard.
CeybmO7F >>>>>>>> Molester >>>>>> unclimbable wall >> Me
Why is Molester so far behind...?w
You must be stupid. If it was me, I'd shout
"Hey! Get away from her! Or I'll make you!! Those boobs belong to me! I don't care if you're my daughter, you can't have them!!",
kick my daughter out of the way, and suck on my wife's boobs.
You know, something occurred to me when I was on my way home today. Could it be that no one uses the phrase
Kill yourself!
on 2ch anymore these days?
YOU LIMP DICK
Kill yourself!!
Don't be silly now. I was a 25-year-old virgin, just like Molester, when I married my wife,
so I can appreciate the modest happiness of being married to my first girlfriend, but it's nothing special.
I know that feel, bro.
I got into a fight with my girlfriend because I didn't try to have sex with her for a whole month.
It's weird though because my friend with benefits gets me rock hard every time.
You could join your daughter and play with your wife's boobs too. Why don't you try to conceive your second child while you're at it?
I feel like she wouldn't mind dating a creepy-looking guy as long as he's a decent human being.
Now, that leaves the question: Is Molester a decent human being?
Nope, he's trashwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What, no, it's just my wife. I still get an erection from other things.
Creepy Molester is creepy.
But that's why I love you, Molester. (*´д｀*) PASSION!!
Like what, for example?
Have a nice bath.
I lol'd.
His daughter's pussy, for example. He's a fucking pedophile.
Fool! We VIPPERs have to believe in Molester!
Even Molester should be able to become a better human being in a few years once he's matured into a fully grown adult.
Hang in there, Molester! Learn from the mistakes you've made this time and wait for your next chance!
The VIPPERs are jealous because they're in love with Kansai!
In fact, I never feel a thing when I see my wife naked.
Serious question: How do you have seicross with her then?
Serious reply: You don't. Once you get married to someone, you never look at them the same way again.
I'm a virgin though, so I can't speak out of experience.
When John Doe realizes that he loves Jane Doe, his amygdala releases a hormone called PEA, causing him to feel excited.
You could say, PEA is an amphetamine for the brain and is responsible for those dizzy, butterflies-in-your-stomach feelings we associate with romantic love.
It also results in a loss of appetite, which is why people who are lovesick tend to lose weight.
But unfortunately, it is said that the brain only releases PEA for a period of maximum 3 years in an average relationship.
The only exception is when any form of forbidden love is involved. For instance, adultery causes the brain to keep releasing PEA.
● What happens when your relationship becomes stable and you get married...?
The PEA hormones disappear and are replaced by a new hormone called Serotonin.
Serotonin creates feelings of calm and safety, and is the reason newlyweds enjoy an overall sense of well-being.
In other words, the Serotonin stage turns your initial feelings of nervosity and jitteriness into feelings of security and comfort.
● But what if the Serotonin runs out too...?
This stage is called the stage of ennui! Once you've passed the attraction stage (PEA), and the attachment stage (Serotonin),
you will lose all your interest in your partner, and reach the final stage of marital life!
That right there is the stage of ennui.
I reluctantly make love to my wife about 1 or 2 times a month.
I just don't feel any incentive to.
My ID might be different now because I'm posting from my cell phone.
I see...
And what are you supposed to do when you reach the stage of ennui?
Don't mind me, I just like amassing knowledge that will probably never be of use to me.
No, you just focus on winning Kansai's heart!!!
Come on, Molester Man.
Talk to us more.
"You are a coward."
Ah, but we did have seicross on Saturday after I posted that pic of her.
Let me punch you in the face.
Okay, let's talk.
Doesn't matter if it's only once or twice a month.
As long as you love someone and she loves you back, you're a winner in life.
Hand over your wife, man.
Goddamn, reading this thread makes me want to fall in love again.
So, all these amazing things are happening in your life,
and no one in your semester has a clue what a lucky bastard you are.
You must be feeling superior to them to some extent, right?
Want to borrow my wife?
I doubt anyone in my semester even knows I exist.
>>438
Hold the fuck up!!
>>438
>>438
>>438
OH MY GOD YES PLEASE!
Women are very sensitive when it comes to stuff like that and they tell each other everything.
Like some guy said in the previous thread or the one before that:
If you chase two rabbits, you won't catch either. It's true.
I'm actually only posting this to check my ID.
So we have an A-ko/B-ko situation here. You'll know what I mean if you've read the first Live Confession thread.
Chances of the Kansai route: 10%
Chances of the other girls' routes: 2%
Chances of Molester going berserk: 75%
Chances of the VIPPERs getting their way: 10%
I don't need to have any sex with her.
As long as she stays the mother of my child, you can borrow my wife anytime.
You...... just gave me a boner.
→ The VIPPERs borrow his daughter too → His daughter leaves >>450 too → His wife divorces >>450
→ >>450 ends up all alone → Chances of >>450 marrying someone else: 0%
→ VIPPER END
Pork Cutlet, it's your turn!
They go out on a date every Saturday, and every night, around this time of the day,
I hear their bed creaking and mom laughing in a weird way (mom is the type to laugh when she's stimulated).
It's probably why their bed sheets always have stains in the middle after only a few days.
Sometimes, there's even blood on the sheets, so I suppose they really do it everyday, even when she's PMSing.
You're Lady, aren't you? My penis wants to know.
What's wrong?
Oh, not a daughter... Just a son, huh?
OTL
There's no need to summon him.
No one cares about him anymore.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
You were probably talking about my daughter.
I'm not lending my wife to anyone. I couldn't sleep without her warm body next to me.
"Just a son"!? Who do you think you are!!!!???
Die, motherfucker, die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My dad is over 50 too, and when I went to his room the other day, he was having a blast watching a recording of Pretty Cure.
I thought to myself, "What a fortunate man.".
Calm downw
I decided to do it because I figured it's going to fall off the board soon anyway.
Feel free to check it out if you're bored.
(Click here to read his post)
Well, yeah... That's just how parents are. I understand it well now that I am a parent myself.
You seriously don't mind me looking for it and posting it here?
Do you mean copy-pasting it here?
I don't mind at all.
It made me so jelly I changed my mind.
Well, I was feeling a bit depressed because I typed it all out in Notepad and posted it, but no one on 2ch seemed to care.
I'm happy now that I've gotten a reply though. Thanks for that.
I'm going to have another lonely fap to the memories of that day now and then go to bed.
↑
You mean this?ww Oh, it's >>476!
Make sure you reach home base with her at least once.
Women always ask for the dick sooner or later, even after they had an orgasm.
We'll be waiting for your report.
http://ex5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/campus/1100617589/
Thank you for replying to my post in the duplicate thread too.
I've been exchanging e-mails with her and just found out that she's already seeing someone.
But she wrote
"Do it again, okay?",
so I'm going to hang in there a little longer.
On second thought, I shouldn't have posted about it in this thread.
Sorry for staining the thread with my shit.
Your courage moved me to share one of my fondest memories with you.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100592457/27-31
I've been in that thread all day toowwwww
There's just not much to do at work today.
I didn't get a boner from your story.
It made me sad instead......
Is Molester already sleeping?
I CTRL-F'd "QBB+qQON" in this thread, but... there you are! ＾＾
Take thisーーー
つ A tiny shred of courage
What? Me too!
Did you post in the previous thread this afternoon that you're going to be watching this thread and that you're afraid your boss might notice?
It's too late now. If only my younger self had had that tiny shred of courage...
>>491
No, that must have been someone else.
There are surprisingly many VIPPERs who work full-time, you know?www
I should go to bed now. Tomorrow is looking to be a busy day for me.
Good night, everyone.
ﾉｼ
Oh well, experience is everything.
You're right, your ID is totally differentw
Good night!
I'm sure you'll meet someone nice again someday!
At least, that's what I always tell myself... OTL
Good night.
So she's already taken, huh... But well, Big Bru from the creepy e-mails thread taught us that it doesn't mean it's game over.
It's not going to be easy though... Just try not to get yourself in trouble.
Once you have kids though... You don't have a choice but to keep working your ass off... '`,、('∀`) '`,、
P
P
A
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B
I
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I care!!
But my wife is telling me to come to bed... I'll make sure to read it tomorrow.
An old classmate from middle school invited me to the movies.
Let's see if I can get her to have seicross with me.
How old?
Maybe we should give the next thread a different name.
"VIPPERs brag about their love adventures ～Molester is around too～"
How about that?
That'd be kind of sad.
When are you going to bed?
I don't mind one or two posts, but this is getting out of hand.
You guys get laid so quickly it's neither believable nor fun to read.
Don't be a sour puss...
That is VIP QUA-
Well, I do agree that they're not as interesting as Molester's reports.
But it's just that the thread would be pretty much dead without the side stories. Especially right now.
I think the thread's still going pretty strong.
What do I have to do?
Let's have a serious discussion about this.
(*´∀｀) Hehehe. Call me Blog Man.
Molester has inspired me and showed me that you have to do something for something to happen.
Thank you for that, Molester.
Become Panties Man.
She too speaks in a Kansai dialect, has a cheerful personality and looks like that Kansai look-alike girl too. The only difference is that she has huge tits.
I realized this when I was fapping to her a few minutes ago.
When I saw Maximilien in that TV spot, I couldn't help but think of Gouda from Akane Maniax.
Héloïse is erotic.
That's all from me. I'm off to bed.
Good night, Molester.
I'm going to bed too. Good night.
Am I the only one who doesn't have a fucking clue what he's talking about?
Don't worry.
That means you don't have any of Molester's DNA.
Or his tendency to go berserk.
You'll be able to live a nice life.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Come on, guys, the king is in the house!
Share your crab with the king!
■Molester ■Glasses
□Kansai ○Crab bread
■VIPPER ■VIPPER ■VIPPER ■VIPPER
■VIPPER ■VIPPER ■VIPPER ■VIPPER
■VIPPER □Little girl ■VIPPER ■VIPPER
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha
>Once you have kids though... You don't have a choice but to keep working your ass off... '`,、('∀`) '`,、
Quoted for truth.
I need love.
Good morning, you bum.
Take anti-stalker measures.
Good morning, Molester.
I'm staying home from work with a feigned illness today,
so I won't blame you if you don't do anything constructive today.
Send creepy e-mails.
Don't you have school today, Molester Man?
You tell us what you want to do first.
I have to admit I'm jelly. I should have done that too.
Is that the one who begged me to lend my wife to him?w
You can't get laid because you're fucking creepy, ID:Sk12PmtW.
Don't be so hard on him though, he was obviously just joking.
Your ID ends with DDD, that's kinda cool!
Now then, I'm off to confess my love to a girl six years younger than me. Wish me luck.
Please elaborate.
Make sure to report back later.
Okay then, I'm going to confess my love to a girl too this Friday. There's this girl I see at the station on my way to school every morning.
If Kansai really is like I imagine her to be, I think we can safely expect an e-mail or call from her today again.
Like going to have lunch at the restaurant she works at... Guess that'd be too obvious, huh?
≡(Ξ)≡ Snake >∑===-
Next in Molester Man: Snake versus Crab!
No, that's out of the question.
Molester needs to hurry up.
On second thought, I guess it's Molester's only trump card to lure Kansai into his room.
Speaking of which, what happened to the CD you were going to lend to Kansai?
That's it!
How about an e-mail that goes like:
"Remember the CD I promised to lend to you? I just remembered it myself when I saw the CD, you know?
I was thinking I could give it to you before I forget it again, you know?
Let's eat out sometime, and I'll bring the CD, okay?"
Or something along those lines.
...made me cry for the first time in years.
Oh crap, I added one too many "you know"'s.
I'd cum on your bag too.
ID: www
Nice ID's, guys.
wwv = World Wide Vip
Woman
Without
Vagina
OP could send a picture of them to start a conversation.
It's guaranteed to be a very interesting conversation too as it's a very interesting topic.
Kansai seems to love jokes and light-hearted topics, so she's bound to love an e-mail about your snakes.
It could also serve as a nice distraction from the heavier topics.
CDs are too cliché, and even though they can spark conversations too, it would sound more like an excuse than the snakes.
In conclusion: Snakes fucking own! >∑===-
says OP's snakes.
>>450 lets a VIPPER borrow his wife → His wife falls in love with the VIPPER → She leaves >>450
→ The VIPPERs borrow his daughter too → His daughter leaves >>450 too → His wife divorces >>450
→ >>450 ends up all alone → Chances of >>450 marrying someone else 0%
→ VIPPER END
(´Д`) What a creep.
No.
This is the thread where all the VIP losers hang out.
Only one more hour of lecture left today. Guess I'll try to stay awake for the last hour.
Lectures are so boring if you don't have someone to talk to.
Pulling the snake card is quite a risky gamble though...
Cockroaches are invincible - Mission 7
http://hobby7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/army/1088123398/69
It's like showing someone this picture and expecting them not to be creeped out...
If you use it right, it might become a powerful tool though.
It could have simply been curiosity.
But you see, it's the only weapon in OP's arsenal right now.
I guess it's a bit like a terrorist trying to blow himself up with a bomb he built himself using science books from a middle school library.
Wait, does that make Molester Man a VIP winner?
I read the old threads and the summary site, and it seems Kansai suggested going up to OP's room herself, right?
Women would never say they want to go up to a guy's room if they didn't like him!
If this isn't the biggest flag I've ever seen, I don't know what it is.
Ahh, so you're one of them too...
Don't look at me like that! ( ﾟДﾟ) FAGGOT!!
She didn't say she wants to go up to his room.
She said she wants to borrow a CD and see his snakes.
Last time I checked,
"I want to borrow a CD and see your snakes" didn't mean "I want to go up to your room.".
Just saying.
|Д｀＊)
LOOKS LIKE HOMOSEXUALS ARE CLOSER TO YOU THAN YOU THINK
OP, send her a pic of one your snakes with the message
"Look, this is the snake you wanted to see the other day.
His name is ○○. Ah, but he'll soon go into hibernation and be inactive for months."!
How about it? But! ○○ shouldn't be a creepy name.
Don't tell me it's Tsukihime Hisui or some crap like that. Use a fake name if the real one is too creepy!!
But to be honest, I think OP shouldn't go overboard with the snake and CD excuses.
The snakes are old news now. It's too late to bring them up now imo.
Also, what's with the random explanation of hibernation?
Eh, what happened three days ago is already old news??
Alright, scratch that then. Let's come up with new stuff to write her.
Well, love works in mysterious ways.
The Miss Undie route isn't completely out of the picture yet.
ttp://www.e-seculi.com/kurosugard/
They showed this on TV just now.
I can't give any advice worth shit, so I'll be just praying for OP's happiness from the bottom of my heart.
All I get out of this is that you must be the kind of guy a homosexual man would spray his cum on.
In other words, you probably look like the kind of guy homosexuals are into.
Wait... Are you sure it was semen? What if it was female cum?
Okay, maybe not three days, but it shouldn't be older than 2 weeks.
The fresher the better imo.
Yeah.
No way... It can't be... You guys just made me doubt my self-image for the first time in the 23 years I've lived.
It couldn't have been female cum. It was sticky and had this fishy smell.
Well, there is an urban legend that says female cum turns all sticky and white if you finger a woman really good...
If you keep using pathetic excuses to see her like "Come see my snakes", "Borrow my CD", it'll only seem like you're coming on too strong.
Asking her straight out for a drink would be best imo.
And you could take the CD with you.
If you have a great time → Ask her if she wants to see your snakes afterwards.
How is that for a plan?
I've lost my faith in humanity. I can't trust anyone anymore.
Don't trust anyone!
Never look back!
Love yourself!
And don't believe anything I say!
If you believe someone on here and it's a troll, you'll regret it a short time later.
If you don't and they were telling the truth, you'll regret it too, just a lot later and a lot more.
Pick your poison.
I'm trying to get into Tokyo University, I ain't got time for no bitches.
For me, it depends on the girl that's asking me out. If she's cute enough, I'd even give up Tokyo University for her.
It's all too late for me now though...
I'm for sending a snake pic instead of asking her out directly.
And I got the impression that Miss Undie's and Kansai's feelings for Molester are pretty much on the same level.
What he needs to get it = Momentum
Lose your momentum, and you'll just go back to being a low-QUALITY loser.
You think that already qualifies as coming on too strong??
I agree that it'd be creepy to invite her over under the pretense of showing her his snakes,
but what's wrong with sending her a pic of them or lending her a CD?
I promise people to lend them something all the time only to forget about it for a week or so, and it's never been an issue...
I like the idea of asking her out for a drink, but the question is if Molester can hold his liquor or not.
It'd be a problem if his habit to go berserk got worse when he's drunk.
Asking her out for lunch or to the movies would be good too.
But whatever it is, it shouldn't be too sudden. He should ask her a few days in advance.
>>607
Kansai is a bit more popular in this thread and I can see why. She seems like a great sport.
In the end, it doesn't matter what we think about them. It's OP who'll decide and he posted >>163, so the Kansai route is the only option now.
AND THEY FUCKING STINK
I never understood how he can live with that fishy smell filling his room... Do all snakes stink or does it vary from snake to snake?
I don't know... It could be because Molester left out a lot when he posted about that last phone call with Miss Undie.
>but Miss Understanding kept the conversation going. Either she was bored or she was actually enjoying talking to me.
>We hung up after talking for a pretty long time.
Well, all I'm saying is that Kansai is more popular because we see everything through Molester goggles, when in reality his conversations with Miss Undie were maybe just as fun.
I used to have a lizard that was about 70cm long and he didn't smell at all.
Who's next?
>>601
I think I'll give humanity one more chance and trust you. Thank you for the nice advice! ﾉシ
It'd be funny if your IP had changed.
Give me a break. The 'P' and 'D' keys are so close to each other it happens to me all the time.........
Wait, they're not close at all!!
Q W E R T Y U I O P ←
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A common typo.
That is VIP QUALITY.
But Kansai knows that Molester's crush for Miss Undie is over.
If he starts spamming Kansai with all kinds of messages now,
she's bound to think that he's after her now.
She'd have to be extremely dumb not to notice.
No one cares what you think.
Even if Kansai was smitten with Molester, the following two points
- Molester said he likes Miss Undie
- If she started going out with him a few days after her friend rejected him, her friends would think she's desperate
would keep her from taking the next step no matter what Molester says or does now.
So for now, Molester doesn't have a choice but to stay in her friendzone.
He doesn't even seem to know what IP is.
I doubt he'll understand what you're talking about.
I want Molester to say this to her. Yay or nay?
I should have quoted someone....
I even posted a reply saying I don't get people who don't believe OP but still stick around.
I'm seriously tired of all of them.
The Kansai in my imagination would reply
"That's embarrassing. I'm gonna punch you."
with a smile on her face.
Sorry.
I figured it'd make for a nice transition from the Miss Undie route to the Kansai route.
A transition Kansai would be okay with, but I guess I was wrong.
A few minutes ago, I accidentally walked in on my little sister in the bathroom and she was naked. I didn't want to look, but I happened to see her nipples.
As her big brother, I was a tad disappointed that they were kind of black, but more than that, I was shocked that I got a hardon from seeing my sister naked. orz
I like the Kansai in your imagination.
I think I'll make up my own Kansai in my imagination.
She seems like the type to have lots of friends.
>>632
Girls think you're creepy because you always talk about imaginary girls.
Get yourselves real girlfriends, and have them say those things to you.
...says the Kansai in my imagination.
"Guys, I got a call!"
and the neverending party continues.
"Just got home from having dinner with Kansai.".
As long as Molester's feelings for Kansai are true, she should understand when he explains it to her.
Besides, no woman would keep some guy company if she didn't give a fuck about him.
Prove me wrong.
She kept him company until dawn because she felt genuinely bad for him.
...says the Kansai in my imagination.
But I guess, one day, he won't need the thread anymore and move on and leave us behind...
We've never been of any help to him to begin with...
80% of the time, Molester ignores our opinions and does whatever he wants anyway.
I knew someone would say that!
It took me a whole fucking day to read everything from part 1 to here.
I need a cup of tea now.
To be exact, she called me sometime around noon and we agreed to meet up.
I'm waiting for her right now btw.
My plan this time is to ask her all kinds of questions and get to know her better.
I'm not sure if I'll get to it though, it's pretty much impossible to compete against her machine-gun talk... orz
ﾉｼ I'm off then.
つ旦~
Fuck you, man!!
Reading your post right now is like coming home (= 2ch) after a long day of work, and sitting down on your couch to rest only to find a dead lizard under your ass!
Do you know how that feels!?
I'm sure you must be tired. No calls or messages, huh?
Welcome back.
...says the Kansai in my imagination.
Thanks.
I finally get to see Molester's posts in real-time. I'm moved.
Calm down and have a cup of tea too. つ旦~
I know that feel. It's called lovesickness.
Put on a poker face and act like you don't give a fuck.
Molester, check your cell phone again!
No, we don't know how that feelsw
Could you describe it in a way we can understand?w
Wow, even his comparisons contain reptiles.
What? Did your lizard die?w
even if you try to talk to OP, he'll ignore you in 8 out of 10 cases.
Eh? Has your cat never done that?
Cats often hunt animals and leave the dead bodies in places their owner is usually in, like next to your bed or a chair.
Then, they always come to you with this proud expression like they're trying to say "I killed that one! Ain't I great?".
And you, you're fucking mad because your dumb cat just killed your precious lizard, but no, you can't get mad at the dumb cat because it doesn't know any better, so you swallow your anger and-
I didn't lose my shit like OP, but I did get irritated by Pork Cutlet's post.
Amen to that. (´-`)
Of course not.
I just finished reading the posts I'd missed and it looks like there are two prevalent opinions.
One is to contact Kansai using my snakes or the CD as an excuse, and the other is to wait for her to contact me.
And I, ladies and gentlemen, don't have the slightest idea which is better.
Umm... As soon as you post you're going to meet Fujoshi, everyone in this thread will know that you're Pork Cutlet ,
so there's no need for you to use a tripcode imo.
What's there to be worried about? No one's going to pretend to be you.
Even if someone did, the tripcode wouldn't change a thing because no one here remembers your tripcode anyway.
He's really unreliable when it comes to that.
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Just go with what >>199 suggested.
Judging from your reply to it, you seemed to like the idea too.
But it's probably better to wait for Kansai to contact you for now.
Until you become so-called "e-mail friends", I'm afraid you won't be able to contact her everyday...
Well, in the end, it's your call, Molester.
Going berserk would be fine too.
Wait, isn't contacting her = coming on strong?
But then again, seeing how fast she replied to my e-mails, she must be one of those girls who love exchanging e-mails with somebody, even when she's at university.
I'm not saying she's one of those birdbrains who write pointless and annoying e-mails all the time to kill time though.
You know what I mean, stuff like
"I'm sooo bored out of my mind right now."
"Me too. Lectures are so boring."
"That's why I don't go to lectures anymore!"
In any case, even if she loves e-mails, it doesn't mean she does it everyday.
[citation needed]
The source is my dating sim-trained frontal lobe.
It really depends on how you bring it up though.
http://www.google.co.jp/search?q=%E6%AF%8E%E6%97%A5%E3%81%99%E3%82%8B%20%E3%82%82%E3%82%93%E3%81%A7%20%E3%82%82%E3%81%AA%E3%81%84&num=100&hl=ja&lr=&newwindow=1&c2coff=1&sa=N&tab=dw
Take your useless brain out of your head and dump it in the trash.
...says the Kansai in my imagination.
Dating sims teach you not to write e-mails to your female friends everyday......? orz
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Not that I'm an expert. The last time I sent an e-mail was a whole week ago.
"Oh okay, talk to you later."
OP said the conversation was already about to end anyway when he hung up, but what if Kansai actually wanted to continue talking?
In other words, she's telling me turn myself into a cripple?
>>682
Nah, actually, dating sim protags don't e-mail much. For some reason.
But I don't have a girlfriend. orz
He's been keeping a low profile lately, hasn't he?
Calling and e-mailing her everyday when she never calls you back or replies to your e-mails is not.
I still wonder why she never noticed that you left a message on Kansai's answering machine.
It worries me.
Do you want to contact her, Molester?
You might want to get it replaced with one that hasn't been damaged by dating sims yet.
Sometimes I wonder if Molester's already forgotten all about Miss Undie's stalker problem.
I don't mind him going after Kansai now, but even Kansai won't like it if he suddenly starts acting like he doesn't care about it anymore.
The last thing we heard is that the police are on the case now, so I guess she'll be fine,
but Molester should still do what he can to help her. How many days has it been since he's done anything for her?
It'd earn him points with Kansai too.
What a lame thread. （'A`)
But what can I do, realistically speaking?
I can't even ask her about it in an e-mail without sounding like
"Has the stalker done anything lewd to you lately? pant pant".
If he tries to help her, he'll just end up annoying her.
That's like admitting you haven't given it any thought...
Anyways, you told her you'd help her, right?
For starters, you could go shopping for self-defense products, or ask Kansai to come along or whatever.
Ah, that's it! Go shopping for self-defense products with Kansai!
Ask her!
No one cares if they come to this thread or not, and no one's going to stop them, so why can't they show themselves out quietly?
Final advice from me before I leave: This thread is lame and you should do something about it.
Now don't talk to me ever againw Fucking virginw
No, you should show yourself out quietly if you're going to make a fuss about every little thing.
I don't think 2ch is for you.
Oh, come on, let's take a deep breath together and calm down.
I only replied to your post because you seemed to be begging for attention. >BAWWW I'll stop coming here!!!
Or would you have preferred it if I'd said "No, please stay! Don't go!" instead?w
>>699
Protip: Only newfags post shit like "2ch isn't for you".
You seriously believe 2ch is some special place with special rules, don't you?
Miss Undie seems easy enough to talk to most of the time, but she probably goes into FULL TRAUMA (ﾟдﾟ) FLASHBACK mode as soon as the stalker topic comes up.
You can't even talk to her about self-defense products.
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
SHIT JUST GOT REAL
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
at times, they celebrate moe,
at times, they play games,
at times, they share warez,
at times, they fight.
It's like this thread is a microcosm that encapsulates all of VIP.
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
Well, I'm looking at this guy's posts right now, and he does seem like an attention whore.
This guy's embarrassing.
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
I looked up your posts and... m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
pOusSKO8
Reported.
An attention whore in VIP!? Hold the pressses!
Come on, there are other ways to ask than that.
You could ask her casually like "Any news since then?" or something.
He reports people for small shit. m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
He could ask Kansai too.
Like "Any news on Miss Understanding's stalker problem?".
Molester and Kansai's love cupid → Loli Jugs ⇒ Failed.
Molester and Loli Jugs' love cupid → Glasses ⇒ Failed.
Molester and Glasses' love cupid → Crab ⇒ Success.
It's fucking annoying!
Get the fuck out of here cuz you make me fucking sick!! Make your own thread for that shit!! Dickwad! Get lost!!
So much anger and energy wasted on an Internet board.
I wish you'd use that energy for something else, like for work or something.
Yeah, you, I'm talking to you.
Get out of VIP.
Why do you insert a new line after every line in such a worthless post?
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
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I meant to tell this guy to get out of VIP, but I quoted the wrong post.
Maybe I should get out of VIP instead...
You both get out of VIP.
I just realized this line from that shitty School Rumble ED is actually about you, Molester!
Talking to my Kansai...
Sorry to bother you when you're masturbating, but aren't you going to try to trigger an event today?
How dare you ignore our opinions and go stroking your penis!?
I told you so many times to wash your hands after that!
What are you fapping to?
Hehe, no need to worry about that. I've already finished charging. (Or discharging?)
I'm always available for you guys! (No, not always.)
>>737
If you take masturbation away from me, I won't have anything left.
You were gone from 20:11 to 20:41.
That's one long masturbation session.
Maybe he was masturbating with the foreskin forward?
Now you really can't have Kansai find this thread anymore.
Well, not like it was any different before, I guess.
Did you get circumcised?
http://www.geocities.jp/yasurarin/m9/m9.html
http://www.medianetjapan.com/2/19/entertainment/elyshen/library/prof/sharleen.html
You don't mean that Charlene from Love-yan, do you?
Yeah, I'm circumcised.
Now my foreskin is way too short to be pulled forward.
...........................one of my onaholes is called Charlene.
From the looks of it, Germany's never gonna score a goal.
Dude.
What?
http://c.pic.to/3c0bv
No one cared the first time and no one will care now.
I don't know if you're the person in the pic, but don't get carried away.
It's Bear Sensei-(ﾟ∀ﾟ)- !!
Is this the sequel?
Go get rid of it now.
Ehh? People fap to thatーーー???
Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about 2D in general.
Even I get a boner from seeing 2D sometimes.
But the girls in that picture look too much like little girls to get anyone excited, don't they?
↓ Something like this is more likely to give me a boner:
http://49uper.com:8080/html/img-s/23296.jpg
http://w-ch.cool.ne.jp/imgboard/img-box/img20041114185635.jpg
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Does that mean Loli Jugs is Minocchi!?
All five of them?
I couldn't. I couldn't throw away my life with my girlfriends.
>>765
Ehh? People fap to thatーーー???
Don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about 2D in general.
I get a boner from seeing 2D all the time.
But the girl in that picture looks way too old.
↓ I shoot my load if it's something like this though:
ttp://www99.sakura.ne.jp/~kouchakaden/proglam/cg/vcg/cg/123.jpg
Bear Sensei looks like he's having fun.
My bad.
I had a pretty good day and got carried away like you said.
I'll go check out NEWS FLASH or something.
You have five onaholes...
Ahh, never mind.
Just make sure Kansai doesn't find them.
Are you serious?
In that case, I take back what I said...
You fap to your shit and I fap to mine.
Who am I to complain about what someone else faps to anyway?
To each their own...
I'm not saying I agree with him though.
No, I'm into loli.
>>773
There's pros and cons to both waiting and making a move now, so I'm thinking of going with the safer option, waiting...
>>774
Find them? There's no way she'll find them!
I'd hidden some of my porn mags so well back in my parents' place that I couldn't even find them myself!
...I got a call about them from my older sister a few weeks after I moved out though.
>>776
That's right, I'm into loli.
THIS THREAD IS TURNING MORE AND MORE INTO MOLESTER MAN'S RANDOM CHAT THREAD
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No, I was asking if you're planning on completing the Kansai route, or taking whichever route leads to seicross the fastest.
We can't plan ahead because you might switch routes again as soon as you get a provocative e-mail from Loli Jugs and walk right into her hands.
What if she's like that Rubberband woman?
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>We can't plan ahead because you might switch routes again as soon as you get a provocative e-mail from Loli Jugs
I won't.
Who's Rubberband woman?
Look her up in the summary of Train Man.
In the end, it turned out she had made a bet with co-workers that she could get him to sleep with her.
You have to be careful when you tell someone something because that someone is going to tell at least 70% of it to someone else.
What'd he say?
But if an e-mail is good enough for you, I could send one right now.
Do it.
Send a lewd e-mail to Loli Jugs.
Everything started with this today.
I think she was just pretending to be interested in snakes out of politeness..
If I sent her a pic now out of the blue as if I wanted to show it off, there's a good chance she might get creeped out by it.
>>798
I get drunk extremely fast though.
>>799
Ahh, I can imagine myself doing something like that, actually.
In fact, I used to lift in middle school without anyone knowing, until my joints gave out on me.
But you're talking about helping others, right?
Getting rid of Charlene would be a start.
If growing up means pretending to be someone else and getting rid of your identity, then I'd rather stay a child.
Sooner or later, you'll have to get rid of your inner child. That's what it means to grow up, boy.
Just when I thought "Ohh, so many new posts today too!", it turns out it was just you guys bickering...
This is just me speaking hypothetically, so please don't take it seriously,
but what would you do if I was actually Kansai?
After reading this, I caught myself thinking to myself that Molester is cool.
You have to get rid of a part of your inner child to grow up, yes,
but don't you know that there's also a part you have to hold onto to live a happy life? Daddy.
Well, you see, one of my friends came over and stayed at my place later that day!
I'm an otaku, but the kind that doesn't know anything about computers and stuff, and Yahoo is the only website I ever visit,
but that guy, he's a real computer expert, and it seems like he's been pretending to be me on some website called 2ch or something.
It's only supposed to spark a conversation.
You could make a joke like "This is my thanks for the other day!" and she's bound to reply!
It'd sound natural and not like an excuse.
and send an e-mail that goes like "Look what my snake is having for dinner tonight".
No way he's gonna do it, huh? orz
Post a pic of your snake and we'll decide together if you should send it or not.
And what about all the posts you posted in the threads before that...?
I think it was when he got the crabs delivered.
The ones you sent to Kansai because you were bored, on the other hand, were great.
And as soon as you started going after Kansai, your e-mails to her have gotten creepier.
So, here's my advice: Forget about asking her out for lunch/dinner and stuff like that for now.
Just send her some random e-mail about snakes or anime, it doesn't matter.
You're going to watch the Ring ni Kakero episode tonight, aren't you? I would too, but I have to go to bed soon.
Seconded.
Come back, Molester. We miss you.
It's a typical trait of virgins to act really awkward when talking to the girl they like.
OP even said he finds it easier to talk to Miss Undie now that he's given up on her.
It's just advice, you don't have to follow all of it.
It's a bit too late for that now, isn't it?w
If it feels too awkward to send an e-mail to Kansai, why don't you just walk over to her place and ring the bell?
Or is he busy samefagging somewhere else?
As soon as you realize you like a girl, it's over.
You try your hardest to act cool in front of her,
but you fail miserably and regret it afterwards.
WHAT WAS I WATCHING THIS LAME ASS SUIJUU SHOW FOR!?
Yeah, it is and I've already watched it a couple of times, but I just can't help it. Love the movie.
It's so lame.
"I just bought a table tennis table! Let's play Ping Pong!"
Molester, take responsibility for this!
>>288
Kansai and Miss Undie had the following conversation in the restroom when Molester went shopping with the four of them.
Kansai: "So, what do you think of Molester?"
Kansai's heart: (I hope I'm not getting ahead of myself again... But I told Molester I'd help him get together with Miss Undie, so I have to do something...)
Miss Undie: "Huh.... I think he's a really good person."
Miss Undie's heart: (Mr. Molester is a really good person, but... if I said I like him, Kansai might think I'm an easy woman..."
Kansai: "I'm not talking about that! Do you like him or not?"
Kansai's heart: (Ahhh! Maybe it really was a misunderstanding on my part! What if Miss Undie says she hates Molester... What do I tell Molester?)
Miss Undie: "Hmm... As a man... he's not really my type..."
Miss Undie's heart: (What do I answer... If I tell her the truth, she's going to be chew me out... I can't say it!)
Kansai: "............I see. ......maybe I'll take him then. (in a very small voice)"
Kansai's heart: (Sigh... It really was a misunderstanding on my part... How do I explain it to Molester... But... I'm relieved...)
Sigh... Now I'm hard.
It's already game over.
If you think it's game over, just stop coming here then.
Game over? The game's only just begun and he's at the most enjoyable part right now.
But in order to keep things interesting for the VIPPERs, OP might want to mix things up a bit by going berserk every now and then.
Seriously though, today was the first day in a while that nothing new happened.
Isn't it because we chased Coffee Lounge and Pork Cutlet out of the thread?
True, we can't keep the thread going with just Molester alone.
But well, building up momentum and going berserk are two different things.
Besides, in order to build up momentum, you need to make a move first and OP can't find a good reason or excuse to.
But who knows, maybe Kansai is feeling the same way right now.
Pork Cutlet was chased out?
When did that happen?
He wasn't.... Here's his latest post: >>651
Now I'm just glad I set my VCR to record today's Futakoi and BECK... I'll watch them tomorrow. Or should I say today?
Any plans for this weekend?
I'll try to initiate a casual conversation with one of the girls to find out something new about Miss Undie's stalker situation.
And then, I might get to hang out with them again since I haven't fucked up yet and the girls still seem to be cool with me.
Eh!? Σｒ(‘Д‘ｎ） With Miss Undie too??
I don't see why not.
I doubt anything has changed since last week, but I'm still worried about her stalker problem.
>>862
Well, yeah, if no one contacts me tomorrow, I'll contact them.
Sounds like a plan.
It'd be great if you could go somewhere with the girls again.
(,,ﾟДﾟ) Hang in there, Molester! Good ( ﾟдﾟ) luck!
Hocchaaan! Ho-Hooo-Hoooaaah!! Hoaaaah!!
I just watched Futakoi and BECK, but they were both shit.
Even Japanet Takata is more interesting.
See, that's where our opinions diverge.
I don't think you should bring up the word "stalker" at all until you're ready to ask her
"I've found some good anti-molester goods. Would you like to check them out with me?"
Your job, Molester, is not to catch the stalker but to heal the emotional scars he's left.
If you really feel like helping Miss Undie, even if she won't go out with you,
you should meet up with her and talk to her to help her cure her androphobia.
You're her only male friend, no one else can do this.
Besides, in my imagination, the Miss Undie route is long from over yet!
That's some confidence. Where does it come from? You're talking about hanging out with them two weekends in a row! You might want to lower your expectations, my friend.
His baseless confidence is what makes Molester Man interesting though.
I guess I just love how much of a premature ejaculator he is.
But it was you VIPPERs who insisted that I should take concrete measures against the stalker, even if only a little.
Originally, my plan was to wait for her to ask me for help, and to help her with all my power when she does,
but now... I understand what you VIPPERs meant.
Even if I'm worried about her and ready to help her anytime, she'll never know because there's no such thing as telepathy.
As long as I don't do anything concrete, it'll just look like I don't care.
Wow, you've grown...
Up to now, you were just a problem child to me, but now you're like a problem child with a brain to me.
I can't think of a reason why they wouldn't want to hang out with me again, except maybe Miss Understanding.
What? Did you do something to Miss Undie that would make her not want to see you again?
Maybe they think you're creepy or something.
You seem like a pretty decent guy for someone who doesn't have any friends.
And you have a knack for writing too.
Do you like books?
In any case, you've earned yourself a new follower. I'm just a middle-aged guy though.
Don't worry, I'm a middle-aged guy too.
And there are surprisingly many guys with kids in this thread.
No, but if any of the girls had a reason to not see me again, it'd be Miss Understanding.
But well, it's just my guess. There's always the possibility that they don't want to see me again simply because they think I'm creepy.
I was so surprised when OP didn't suggest looking for self-defense products when he was out shopping with them in Shinjuku.
Well, I suppose he forgot because they were so busy shopping for clothes. ← Is it something you can forget that easily though? (ﾟдﾟ)
And during the second half, he was busy being depressed after hearing from Kansai that the Miss Undie route is over...
It was just not the right day for self-defense products.
Luckily, Molester had enough common sense to know this.
No, it went like this:
"Let's go buy self-defense products!" → "I don't know about that..." → "But we're going shopping on that day. You should come with us.".
When she invited me along, I thought we were going to look for clothes and self-defense products.
I was even going to bring it up myself if no one else did.
But in the end, I couldn't because I'm a virgin and they were totally in that happy shopping-for-clothes mood.
Even if you've got the timing down by now, you can't control your strength yet.
You have to avoid coming on too strong at all costs.
Also, BACK is one of those manga that shouldn't have been turned into an anime!
You were one guy on a shopping trip with four women. They wouldn't have listened to you anywayw
I know what women are like when they're shopping for clothes.
I've never read the manga, but I'm enjoying the anime so far...
I remember it was the same with Kanon.
Ah, KURAU is on.
When I saw the title of this week's episode,
I read it as "Open your legs" for a moment.
I love my Freudian slips.
KURI○○SU
What word comes to your mind first when you see this?
Can I give you a piece of advice?
I don't think you'll get to hang out with them this weekend if you don't make a move yourself.
Last time, it was Kansai's idea to take you along on their shopping trip,
but her cupid scheme failed when she found out that Miss Undie doesn't feel anything for you.
Seeing how she even kept you company after that until dawn,
it's safe to assume that Kansai regrets what she did and won't do anything like it again anytime soon.
The other two girls probably feel the same way.
Their plan to bring you and Miss Undie together ended the day it started.
Don't get me wrong though. I'm not saying that you have to make a move now.
Sorry for the long post.
That's probably because I kept saying it.
I figured Molester would know what I'm talking about since he's heard about it all from Miss Undie firsthand.
In my opinion, he shouldn't use the words "stalker" and "molester" too much around her.
Remember what Kansai said? She said "The police are on the stalker case now, so you're in charge of giving Miss Undie mental support.", or something to that effect.
She did not tell him to do something about the stalker. Instead, all she seemed to want from him was to talk to Miss Undie more and just be there for her.
...damn, I didn't mean to write this much. It's about time I go to bed.
When you read BACK, you imagine the music to be absolutely phenomenal.
They could have used the best musicians in the world, and I would still have been disappointed!
BACK is a tough anime to watch for both musicians and music lovers.
But nevermind that, we need to come up with a plan that gets you closer to the family restaurant squad.
It's BECK. (;´Д⊂)
KURIRINZU
Agreed. I don't want to make a Gundam reference, but "stalker" and "molester" seem to be Miss Undie's block words.
As long as you don't say them, Miss Undie seems pretty unfazed by the whole stalker thing.
Let sleeping Miss Undie's lie?
Is there even a Miss Undie route? orz
Don't cry. It makes me feel like you're pitying me because I'm retarded or something.
To err is human. To err twice in a row is human too.
Not like it matters though since I don't have to go to university today like a normal student.
How are your snakes?
They're just fine!♪
It's too laaaaaaaaaaaate!! I mean, too eeaaarlyyy!!
Is some advertising firm involved again like it was the case with Train Man?
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100725713/
Next thread.
>>906
Now I'm wide awakew
Good night, guys.
Thank... you?
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100725713/
Wow! Looks like the rumors are true!
Did something new happen? Or are you planning on making a move today, OP?
I have great hopes because reading this thread is my sole purpose of living right now. (・∀・) GRIN
Let's do it like we always do and let >>950 start the next thread.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601254/
Weren't we going to use this duplicate thread?
Good morning, guys.
If there isn't any new development today either, you should seriously consider contacting them, OP, if you don't want to fade out into oblivion.
Good morning, gentlemen.
Did Pork Cutlet report back yesterday?
Both Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge have been kicked out.
Pork Cutlet got kicked out?
I'm going to miss him.
Every time Pork Cutlet or Coffee Lounge posted something, there was always this one guy who'd throw a fit.
I don't know what his problem was. Maybe he was just jealous.
That's just how VIP is.
Well, there's no doubt that the guy who kicked them out was an asshole,
but isn't it a bit weak to run away just because dissed them?
I wonder if it was their first time getting called out on 2ch.
Why should they bother posting here if all they're going to get is complaints? If I was Coffee Lounge, I'd just spend the time with Lady insteadw
True that. It's not like they started a thread like Molester did, so they don't have any obligations to report backw
We had a nice chat, talked about school, future plans, and our love lives.
Talking to her felt really natural too.
Almost like Molester and Kansai.
Then she told me she actually had a crush on me when we were in high school.
That's when I remembered.
I too... had a crush on her back then.
Then I woke up and it was already morning.
In reality, she's never had a crush on me and never will, but the dream made me feel a little better nonetheless.
It's a wonderful autumn morning.
Good morning, guys.
Pork Cutlet hasn't posted since >>651 when he said he'd go meet Fujoshi,
but I'm positive that he'll return with another interesting report...
Besides, the only posts complaining about him I see are >>653 and >>724.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who's waiting for Pork Cutlet's report.
Is he masturbating again?
And now, he's sleeping like a log.
Molester, on the other hand, is spending another quiet day cooped up in his room as always.
Please tell me what to send as the first e-mail and where to go with the e-mails today.
Now we're even, okay? o(^-^)o"
Send this with a pic of your snake attached.
"I'm thinking of buying self-defense products for Miss Understanding, will you help me pick them out?"
Send this to Kansai and when you meet her, tell her
"This is for keeping me company a whole night the other day."
and give her a present.
and one of the most searched keywords was "Kekkou Kamen".
So I googled it, and look what came up:
ttp://www.kekkou.jp/
Morning, Molester.
Start out with a light casual jab like "Did you watch Ping Pong yesterday?",
then go for a strong straight that's not too heavy but will knock her out,
like asking her out for lunch or giving her a present to thank her for the other day.
If it's an e-mail to Kansai, it should be about the CD that she wanted to borrow imo. Or is there something else you could bring up?
If it's to Miss Undie... can't you use something from your phone call with her the day before yesterday?
In other words, if you ask Kansai out, you should invite Miss Undie along too.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100725713/
Your e-mails to Kansai have been great so far.
Just go with that kind of e-mail again.
You know, like
"Did you hear? Takahashi Katsumi said 'Kitaa! Mankai hageshiku kibonnu!' in The Fountain of Trivia."
You mean this?
つttp://park15.wakwak.com/~kanai/himalog/041117.swf
The first one should be a short casual one.
But I can't come up with anything, mommy.
She might find it annoying if you bring it up again.
You say casual, but isn't the best casual opener a funny e-mail that leads to a natural conversation?
That's why I said snake pic.
Well, since you're going to e-mail without a real reason...
Molester Mail: "Are you free right now?"
Kansai Mail: "Hm? Why?"
Molester Mail: "I was just curious what you're doing."
Something like this maybe?
I came back because it was raining out.
Has OP already sent an e-mail?
This whole thing is going to end without anyone contacting OP. I'm calling it.
I've said it before, but I think she only pretended to be interested out of politeness.
I bet she'd get creeped out if I sent her a snake pic all of a sudden.
That's awfully careful for a premature ejaculator like youw
Yeah, something like that.
But I'm not really sure about starting with
"Are you free right now?".
It's also creepy to insist on buying self-defense products when they didn't even ask for it.
>>962
I don't see what's wrong with it.
How about "What are you doing right now?" then?
Something along the lines of "It's raining again! Do something about it!" should do the job.
Hold on, let me try it myself by sending it to a few women I know.
No? Then how about...
"Are you at work?"
"I'm bored out of my mind. Got anything interesting for me?"
"Pant... pant..."
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
What kind of opener do you want?
Because if they're similar, you could talk about assignments and stuff.
Kansai is a grown-up woman, not a little girl. And a grown-up woman doesn't get creeped out by a pic of a reptile.
It should have enough impact to catch her attention, and you can finally thank her for what she did.
This one seems good enough. No?
I get paid on the 24th IIRC...
>>967
The opening e-mail should be something short and casual like "Are you free right now?".
But I'm not sure about that one... Which is why I wanted suggestions.
>968
I can't go into detail, but our subjects are quite different. A few of the basic courses we took are the same, but that's about it.
>>969
Kansai is a grown-up woman, yeah, but you see, the only difference is that if she was a little girl, she'd be like
"Eeep! A snake!? No way! So scary!! I don't want to see it!!",
but since she's a grown-up woman, she's more likely to be like
"Whoa! What the fuck!? Why are you showing me this shit!? Eh? What are you, a pervert!? Stay away from me! Go to hell, scumbag!!".
See the difference?
Oh, I got a nice reply.
Looks like today is Beaujolais Nouveau Day, the annual release day of a very popular wine. The woman I e-mailed says she's going to go drink it after work.
Women are guaranteed to reply to an e-mail about wine.
You read too much manga. Women are normal people too like you and me. They get curious too, especially when they're in a group.
But it's true that if they do actually find something creepy, they'll never want to see it again, so be careful.
By the way, what about the next thread? I don't think I can start one because I already started a thread this morning.
I like that.
Go buy a bottle, Molester.
Then you could ask her
"Just bought a bottle of Beaujolais. Wanna drink it with me?".
Well, she'll probably say no, but it might spark a conversation.
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 11
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601254/
"It's raining out and I don't feel like going out. Not that I was planning on going out in the first place."
Damn, it sounds too gloomy.
Looks okay to me.
Nah, the OP of that thread is a retard.
↑ Send this creepy e-mail. Do it.
I don't mind, but I personally don't like how it doesn't show up when you search for "Molester".
If you're lucky, you might get to pick her up with an umbrella.
That's it!!
But what exactly do I write?
It seems like you can't write normal e-mails to Kansai anymore!
The way you're acting now is creepier than any snake pic!
"It's been raining a lot lately, hasn't it? Makes me want to stay inside and do nothing."
I'm going to your place. See you there."
Don't get so polite and formal all of a sudden. It's creepy.
Why not just use casual speech?
Something like
"I'm bored. Entertain me."
should do it.
I send e-mails like that all the time when I'm bored.
She'll reply if she happens to be bored too.
"You at uni right now? It's raining and I'm bored."
as the opening e-mail.
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