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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 11

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 19:34:14 ID:ZsVOZqNd
1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 10
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100517688/

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2 : VIPPER : 04/11/16 21:57:23 ID:ToUvF4dB
2 GET.

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 00:18:24 ID:1F0NYECS
You guys all know that, when Molester went to Shinjuku (Harajuku),
and was spending a happy time with Kansai later that day,
Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge were enjoying themselves too.
But it just so happens that a miracle occured to me too on that day.

Since Molester Man is ignoring us right now, let me use this opportunity to tell you what happened.

On that fated day, I was out drinking with a good friend from university.
He suddenly asked
"Why don't we call some girls over?".
I was already pretty drunk, so I said
"I know one that lives around these parts."
and called a girl I'd exchanged phone numbers with as a formality a few years ago...

That phone call turned out to be the key to the miracle.

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 00:19:03 ID:1F0NYECS
Girl: "Hey, it's been a long time! What's up?"
She sounded cheerful even though I called her out of the blue.
Me: "I'm drinking with a friend at ○○. Wanna join us for a drink?"
(My heart was pounding really hard as I hadn't talked to a girl for many years.)
She: "Eh!? That's like really close!"
Me: "Is that a yes?"
A short silence followed... And I thought to myself,
"I knew it, she's not coming... orz",
but she said something I'd never expected!!!!!!

She: "I don't want to go out, it's too cold out. Why don't we drink at my place?"
Me: "Really!? We'll be right there!",
I replied in a split second.
My friend and I bought some booze from a nearby convenience store and headed to her place.
I hadn't seen her in a long time, but she seemed to have cut her hair shorter and looked more grown-up to me.
She: "It's been such a long time!"
Me: "Sorry for the sudden call. I hope I didn't interrupt anything."
She: "No, it's cool. I wasn't doing much anyway."
We'd never talked much when we were at university, but we still hit it off.

Friend: "That lecture was so incredibly boring."
She: "I'd rather die than listen to one of his lectures again."
Me: "My sentiments exactly."
Our lively conversation was accompanied by heavy drinking, and since I've never been able to hold my liquor, I was soon completely wasted...

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 00:20:07 ID:1F0NYECS
When I came to, someone else had joined us (I had no idea who she was) and everyone had fallen asleep.
(My head hurts... I shouldn't have had so much to drink. What time is it?)
As if I wasn't confused and disoriented enough, I realized I was gripping something in my hand when I tried to get up.

I was holding her hand in mine!
And she had fallen asleep on top of my hand holding her hand!
(How the hell did this happen? Oh God, oh God.)
I tried to let go of her hand without waking her up.

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit, the moment I let go of her hand, she moved in her sleep
and now her chest was pressed against my hand!!!!
This is bad, this is really bad, Mr. Tamori.
I have to get my hand away from her chest before she wakes up!
But hey, her boobs feel nice and soft.
That's when she woke up and our eyes met...
It's over... Or that's what I was thinking when she said

"You perv."

That's all she said.

6 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 00:21:12 ID:1F0NYECS
Those two magical words, coupled with the expression on her face, made me lose myself.

Before I realized, I was already fondling her boobs.
First, from over her clothes.
Then I let my hand slowly wander under her clothes.
She blushed a little and said
"No, they're gonna wake up." in a small voice.

Her words sent what little reason I had left flying to my grandpa in heaven.
I started rubbing her boobs thoroughly and pinched her nipples.
Every time I touched her, she'd moan quietly as not to wake up the others.
I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when I was about to lose my mind, she suddenly grabbed my hand!
I figured I'd gone too far and wanted to pull my hand back.

But she guided my hand down to her crotch and whispered

"Look how wet you've gotten me."

into my ear.


7 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 00:21:57 ID:1F0NYECS
I rubbed her crotch with my fingers.
She kept moaning quietly.
I inserted a finger and moved it in and out slowly.
Her moans became louder and louder.
I moved my finger faster and faster.
Her moans became even louder.

"Oh God! I'm gonna come!",

she shouted and stopped moving for a while.

"I came."

she then said with a smile on her face.

After a while, my friend and that other woman woke up and went home.
I, however, decided to stay at her place.
To have seicross with her, obviously.

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 00:29:19 ID:1F0NYECS
When I fooled around and fondled her boobs, she said

"Great. You're making me want to do it again.".

She really said it.
Whoawwwwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwwww
Mission accepted!
I used every trick in the book to get her off.
(Not that a virgin like me knows many tricks. I only know what I've learned from porn.)
She came again.

Mission accomplished! The next mission is insertion!
Or so I thought.

"Ah! I gotta go to work! Let me go take a shower."

she said...
Skip forward to the present, and all I've got left is the Pretty Cure ED playing on the TV,
an e-mail from my friend that says
"What the hell are you doing?",
and my lonely boner.

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 00:30:37 ID:1F0NYECS
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10 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 01:08:52 ID:dqjftdtL
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11 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 01:09:51 ID:Z5DVtA8g
>>3
Fuck you, man, now I've got a boner too. GJ!!

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 01:30:55 ID:/X9IlQqN
Nice, very nice.

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 01:50:16 ID:hO/7j5+w
>>3
That's amazing, mate! What happened then??

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 07:41:58 ID:hO/7j5+w
Bra GET.

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 09:51:35 ID:P42541cb
Is this the thread where you can meet the famous human fingerfuck machine?

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 13:03:26 ID:rpcYtq9o
I'd love to hear what happened to Fingerfucker Man after that.

17 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 13:38:05 ID:m2KcApUw
Boy, do the Molester Man threads have many side storiesw

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 13:43:02 ID:GFAZ1psO
Nice.
Let's keep this thread for side stories like that.

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 14:08:51 ID:W8Gpo/PV
Coffee Lounge and Pork Cutlet are side stories, but Fingerfucker Man is in no way related to Molester Man thoughw

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 15:43:07 ID:tBRlyDDD
I wouldn't mind getting called Coffee Lounge or Pork Cutlet.
But Fingerfucker is a horrible nickname to havew

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 20:46:25 ID:QrUxFLNp
After that, I left her place when she stepped out of the bath to dry her hair.
Then, when we were e-mailing later, she told me that she has a boyfriend.
However, she sent me an e-mail that said
"Do it to me again.".
Today, at work, I got an e-mail from her saying
"I'm free tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Wanna come to my place?",
but I haven't gotten around to replying yet because I was at work all day.
Plus, I can't go tomorrow or the day after tomorrow because I have to work on both days.

orz

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 20:48:14 ID:QrUxFLNp
Huh, my ID has changed.
I wonder why.
Not that it matters as no one's going to read this anyway.

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 21:24:59 ID:3/9zJfz+
>>3
GJ!!!!!
Hang in there and try not to get caught by her boyfriend.

But man, the main thread is so ('A`) boring right now.
Let's call Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge over here too.

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 21:26:13 ID:rpcYtq9o
The thread where all kinds of stuff totally happens ~Molester is around too~

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/17 23:11:55 ID:m2KcApUw
>>24
I can get behind this.
Pork Cutlet, Coffee Lounge, get in here.

26 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 00:09:24 ID:3cN836NO
Coffee Lounge: While taking a break from stalking Molester and having lunch, he managed to get a conversation going with the lady next to him → ~Stuff happened~ → They started dating

Pork Cutlet: While recharging his cell phone, he got to know a fujoshi and had pork cutlets with her → ~Stuff happened~ → He scored with her seven times in two days

Fingerfucker: Went out for a drink with a buddy on the day Molester went to Shinjuku → ~Stuff happened~ → Made a girl cum with his fingers

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 00:22:42 ID:3cN836NO
Let's make >>24 the title of the next thread!

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 01:26:30 ID:I0rmqost
Okay, guess I could share a story with you guys too... if I had any stories worth sharing which I don't.

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 12:58:49 ID:uXchc0cI
I lost it at "Fingerfucker".

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 13:16:01 ID:/Gpg7jWA
Since I don't have anything to do, let me tell you guys a story about a stalker(?).

A long time ago, when I used to work part-time at a certain supermarket, there was this girl who was the same age as me among the full-time employees.
One day, the girl told me and the other workers that she'd been getting weird phone calls lately and it was creeping her out.
According to her, it was some guy who kept calling her to ask
"It's you, Miss A, right? My name is K. We were classmates at S middle school. Do you remember me?".
Having grown up in the area, I obviously knew about S middle school. It was actually the middle school I went to.
She, however, was originally from a different prefecture, and her apartment wasn't anywhere near the school either.
The name A the guy mentioned was indeed her family name, but the first name was a bit different than hers.
But he wasn't completely off as the kanji in her name could be read like that.

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 13:18:16 ID:/Gpg7jWA
That's when I realized something.
>My name is K. We were classmates at S middle school.
K was one of those names you don't see often. If he claims to be classmates with Miss A, then he must have been classmates with me. After all, I went to S middle school too.
And there was actually a guy called K in my class back then. Could it be that the guy calling her was my classmate K?

So I told her
"The next time he calls, try asking him if he's KK (K's full name)."
And it actually turned out to be him... OTL

His number was on her caller ID, so I called him up with a friend from work and told him to leave her alone.
He never called her again.

I wonder where he got her name and number from. And how did he manage to get her first name wrong...?

The end.

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 13:48:26 ID:fy3S/Vbf
Am I the only one who finds this guy's story hard to read and grasp?

33 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 14:06:16 ID:/Gpg7jWA
>>32
No, I just suck at explaining.

To sum it up, a co-worker (girl) at my part-time job who was the same age as me kept getting creepy phone calls.
The strange caller claimed to be her old classmate, but actually turned out to be my classmate from middle school. That's the gist of it.

For some reason, he knew her cell phone number, family name, and age, but had her first name wrong.
He wasn't completely off though as it was possible to read her first name like that too.
Maybe he stalked her a little and got his hands on a cell phone bill of hers or so,
but then it doesn't make sense that he got her first name wrong because you can usually find furigana of names on documents like that.
Even if he got her number from some directory, he should have noticed from her address that she couldn't have possibly attended that school...

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 14:54:32 ID:X2JgcTSR
If you know you suck at explaining, revise it before you post it, dumbass.

35 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 15:12:30 ID:3cN836NO
Pork Cutlet~
Come here if you don't want to get shit on for posting~
I'll be waiting for you!

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:13:57 ID:y0YyaYuJ
Congrats on the 1000 GET, Molester.
I feel like something good will happen.

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:16:10 ID:Q9W1pj8s
Hm? Is this the next thread?
Or are we using that new thread?

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:20:08 ID:y0YyaYuJ
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 12
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100761778/6-105
I think this one is next.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:23:10 ID:1halevGB
Is Pork Cutlet still not back?
I think I better refrain from posting in the main thread from now on...


40 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:26:21 ID:AdfX3dLg
Here are the replies to the "It's raining again! Do something about it!" e-mail I sent to my female contacts:
1 told me about the Beaujolais Nouveau Day.
1 replied "Like I care!".
2 were like "Hey, it's been a long time" which led to some small talk.
1 was sick in bed with a cold.
6 haven't replied.
1 has changed her e-mail address.

The conversation about the Beaujolais Nouveau Day ended instantly because wine doesn't interest me.


41 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:29:11 ID:AdfX3dLg
This isn't the next thread, huh? OTL

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:52 ID:fy3S/Vbf
>>33
Thanks, I got it now.

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:21:01 ID:3VpcftBv
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 THIS IS GOING TO BE RECYCLED AS PART 13 FROM THIS POINT ON



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44 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:23:39 ID:YVo4erD1
Everyone get in here. Bump.

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:23:52 ID:Q3z7R8OY
3

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:24:08 ID:bbbKVgyd
Is this the next thread?

47 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:24:54 ID:aoEXGST9
The 1000th post of the last thread was just mean.

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:25:17 ID:bbbKVgyd
>>47
Agreed.

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:25:19 ID:MCxMSKHV
>1000 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/18 19:24:20 ID:8jsgYYMS
>If this is 1000, Kansai suffers a bone fracture in an accident.

Molester, go save her!

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:25:23 ID:/B5aPI2q
This is the next thread!!!

It's hereーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:25:26 ID:kVlLrs5C
Why Kansai of all people?w

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:25:41 ID:Div9U7Ii
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100761778/992
You gotta go to her, man.

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:25:51 ID:PLPSTr3E
Am I right here?

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:25:53 ID:Q9W1pj8s
>>49
(ノ∀`) Oh boy.

Hang in there, Molester.

55 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:25:54 ID:mERigraa
I figured we'd recycle this duplicate thread first...
If you guys really need a side-stories thread, you should start a new thread with an appropriate title.

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:26:30 ID:8jsgYYMS
>1000 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/18 19:24:20 ID:8jsgYYMS
>If this is 1000, Kansai suffers a bone fracture in an accident.

My bad, Molester.

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:26:36 ID:EOJHQwCl
>>55
Hurry up and finish your report so I can put my pants back on.

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:26:37 ID:YVo4erD1
>>55
And you should post the rest of your report.

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:27:01 ID:Div9U7Ii
That's our Molester. He's merciless when it comes to off-topic posting.

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:27:04 ID:bbbKVgyd
Tell us about the rest of the phone call already.

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:27:05 ID:/B5aPI2q
>>55
That wasn't all you had to report, was it!?

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:28:09 ID:bbbKVgyd
Somehow we lost the momentum we had during the switch to the new thread.

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:28:18 ID:3VpcftBv
It's so obvious that Kansai wants you to come pick her up.

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:28:27 ID:/B5aPI2q
I hope this really is the right thread.

65 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:28:56 ID:y0YyaYuJ
Maybe she told Molester she's going to drop by his place on her way home.
A man can dream.

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:29:12 ID:PLPSTr3E
>>62
I think everyone's still busy trying to figure out which thread is next.

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:29:49 ID:9pbwyKj4
Seeing how he can sit down and report back like this,
I suppose he's not going to pick her up, is he?

68 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:29:55 ID:mERigraa
Then the topic changed to Miss Understanding in a pretty natural way.

"I was never after her, I'm serious."
"Even though you got turned down indirectly... You're a nice guy, Molester."
"You're making me blush."
"I'm doing it on purpose."

Moe.

"But I'm really grateful."
"What for?"
"I was afraid you wouldn't feel like helping Miss Understanding anymore."
"Don't worry, I'm not that cold-hearted."

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:30:02 ID:/B5aPI2q
>>66
They'll find this thread when it gets more posts.

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:30:16 ID:ONBreiiA
>>67
I can't believe he decided not to pick her up after all she said...

71 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:30:28 ID:IyCS5FqL
How can you get lost after Molester went out of his way to pick the next thread himself?w

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:30:40 ID:bbbKVgyd
Who here found this thread right away?
ノシ

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:30:51 ID:/B5aPI2q
>>68
The mood is rightーーーーーーーーーーーー

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:31:05 ID:kVlLrs5C
>68
Dude, you're pretty good this time.

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:31:15 ID:Div9U7Ii
OP's laying on the moves. (・∀・) grin grin

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:31:26 ID:NFDCJmCh
>>72
I did.

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:31:56 ID:P9BFHSHx
By telling her you were never after Miss Understanding,
you're trying to clear yourself of the suspicion that you switched from Miss Undie to Kansai, aren't you?
I must admit, that's pretty clever.

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:32:04 ID:ioO9PTme
Part 13 already, huh?

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:32:14 ID:EOJHQwCl
Could it be that Molester is more skilled at handling phone calls than e-mails?

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:32:17 ID:Div9U7Ii
Should I read the story at the beginning of this thread? It doesn't seem to be related to the main story, and it just looks so long.

81 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:33:34 ID:mERigraa
"Anyways, let's go shopping for self-defense products with the others sometime then!"
"With everyone? We're not talking about shopping for clothes here. The other girls would be bored."
"Where were you going to buy them from?"
"Akihabara."
"...........................they sell them there?"
"Yeah, they sell a wide range of that stuff there."
"How come you know that anyway?"


OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:01 ID:/B5aPI2q
>>81

He stepped on a landmineーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:04 ID:P9BFHSHx
Pfffwww That didn't take longwww

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:28 ID:y0YyaYuJ
What are you supposed to reply to that?
This isn't good for my heart.


85 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:30 ID:EOJHQwCl
She knows OP's an Akiba otaku now.

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:37 ID:3VpcftBv
>>81
What's there to go OHHH SNAAAP about?

Even I know they sell stuff like that in Akiba and I never go to Akiba.

87 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:42 ID:/B5aPI2q
>>81
Molester: "Because I'm an otaku."
Kansai: "Creep."

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:44 ID:YkGmxokR
Dumbass.

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:44 ID:ONBreiiA
Pfffwww His cover got blownwwwww

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:48 ID:kVlLrs5C
>>81
Nice, very nice.
That's the kind of hijinks I expect from you.
Glad you're going back to being funny.

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:34:56 ID:RsjmqSYB
>>81
Guess someone like you can't really use the "I saw it on TV" excuse, huh?
You're so entertaining.

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:35:05 ID:aoEXGST9
>>81
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:35:13 ID:nrLwLvb2
With all the public bashing of otaku going on these days, Kansai's reaction doesn't surprise me in the least.

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:35:25 ID:cT2JnEAD
"Well, I frequent a few stores there."
"What kind of stores?"
"Maid cafes."


95 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:35:30 ID:bbbKVgyd
Is admitting that he visits Akiba really a landmine though?

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:36:01 ID:fy3S/Vbf
Isn't it only natural that a guy who only has internet friends frequents Akiba?

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:36:09 ID:EOJHQwCl
>>95
Depends on how Kansai sees it.

98 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:36:11 ID:6odiMXtA
>>95
Akiba otaku detected.

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:36:15 ID:uVQ2k6qS
OP sure knows how to keep us hanging.

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:36:32 ID:Div9U7Ii
She said let's go with the others sometime, so I'm sure it'll happen sometime! They'll probably never be able to make time for it, but I'm sure it'll happen sometime!

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:36:41 ID:/B5aPI2q
But Kansai already knows that Molester is an otaku.

IIRC she even said she doesn't find him creepy...

102 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:36:52 ID:mERigraa
But everything went better than expected.

"Well, I told you I'm quite the otaku myself. I often go there to buy parts for my PC and stuff."

T-This is bad, this is really baaaaad!
I was in a complete state of panic when I answered her question. Just me being awesome as always.

"Ah, you did mention that. Akihabara is quite a ways though. Do you go there a lot?"
"No, no that often. Once a month maybe."
"Hmm. Is it true that Akiba is full of otaku?"
"Well, yeah..."
"So everyone there is like you, Molester, huh!?"
"You could say that, I guess..."

103 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/18 19:37:07 ID:mwEUpDCF
+   +
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 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:37:11 ID:EOJHQwCl
The summary guy must be having a hard time to keep up.

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:37:18 ID:P9BFHSHx
>>102
>You could say that, I guess...
What the fuck, no!

106 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:37:37 ID:nrLwLvb2
Well, either way, Akiba's not a place you want to take a group of girls to.
There are more posters of half-naked women there than in Kabukicho.

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:37:41 ID:ioO9PTme
You're doing good, OP!

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:37:52 ID:2Qmmitif
Give me a brake.

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:37:57 ID:fy3S/Vbf
This question just popped into my head. Molester, how do you and Kansai call each other?
Just by the family name without any honorifics?

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:38:14 ID:cT2JnEAD
You sure you don't want to quit being an otaku before it's not too late?


111 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:38:16 ID:bbbKVgyd
>>102
Why would you admit all that?wwwww

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:38:18 ID:aoEXGST9
>>108
You really like that one, don't you?w

113 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:38:21 ID:Div9U7Ii
I seriously don't know what to expect.

Will they ever go shopping for self-defense products or not?

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:38:41 ID:fy3S/Vbf
>>108
Bad puns like that wheelie grind my gears.

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:39:01 ID:bbbKVgyd
>>109
Oh, I'm curious about that too.

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:39:48 ID:3VpcftBv
>>104
Yeah, we all thought nothing new was going to happen today,
but then we used up an entire thread in a few hours.

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:40:18 ID:/B5aPI2q
Where'd OP go?

118 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:40:25 ID:mERigraa
While we were talking, I noticed that the background noise was gone.

"Huh? Did you arrive somewhere?"
"Hm? What do you mean?"
"I mean, I can't hear the rain anymore. You said you didn't have any lectures anymore, didn't you?"
"Yeah, I just entered the parking lot."

Oh crap. She's going to hang up on me soon. I still haven't found an excuse to see her agai-

"Okay, gotta hang up now. Thanks for helping me kill some time."
"Our conversation was just killing time to you?"
"Yeah, just killing time."
"You're cruel, sis."

119 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:41:14 ID:EOJHQwCl
Well, I guess that's life for ya. ('A`)

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:41:24 ID:Div9U7Ii
Seems like that's all for tonight, but I guess it turned out all right?

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:41:47 ID:/B5aPI2q
>>118
Hurry, hurry, hurry, it's the Nanjing Lily.

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:41:54 ID:3VpcftBv
>>118
Our hopes and dreams have been crushed. orz

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:42:02 ID:ZjiNTuvO
There's no need to quit your otaku ways, OP.
That's just normies spouting their bullshit opinions.
A true VIPPER does not give a fuck.

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:42:58 ID:PLPSTr3E
OP didn't even bring up a next time, huh...
But maybe it was a good thing that he didn't do it.

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:43:02 ID:/B5aPI2q
And OP never got an e-mail from Kansai again.


                                 The End.

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:43:10 ID:Div9U7Ii
Btw, I'm in Tama and it's raining pretty hard out here too.

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:43:49 ID:3VpcftBv
Sucks that I have to work night shift tonight.
I bet I won't be able to keep up with the thread.

128 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:44:19 ID:mERigraa
"Sorry, lil bro."
It sounded like she was taking her cell phone away from her ear to hang up.
"Ah, hold on!"
"What?"
"It's really dangerous to ride a bike in the rain, so be careful on your way home."
"............................................."

↑ I still don't get this pause here. I first thought the connection cut off for a moment, but I'm certain it wasn't that...

"Huh? Hello? Are you there?"
"Yeah, I'm here."
"Ah, okay. Well, just be careful on your way home."
"...thanks."
"See you."
"Yeah."


So here I am, having accomplished practically nothing in the end.

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:44:22 ID:ONBreiiA
He's right back to where he started...

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:44:28 ID:bbbKVgyd
Btw, I'm in Saitama and it's raining out here too.

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:44:47 ID:AdfX3dLg
Well, if you want my serious opinion, they'll never find a day when they're all free.
One of them will always be too busy or something.

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:44:55 ID:3VpcftBv
>>128
Pfffw

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:45:16 ID:EOJHQwCl
Btw, I'm in a remote corner of Hokkaido and it's pretty cold out here.

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:45:33 ID:fy3S/Vbf
.............................................thanks. (in a very small voice)

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:45:48 ID:fGgvOM5F
If you want my serious opinion, Kansai doesn't seem to want to go alone with you, and you can't take all four girls out to go shopping for self-defense products.
It's over, man.

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:45:50 ID:3VpcftBv
I wonder if Kansai's heart is pounding like mad right now.

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:45:50 ID:9pbwyKj4
OP, you son of a bitch...

Why do I feel so lonely? The last time I felt like this was after watching the last episode of Tokyo Love Story...

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:46:01 ID:Div9U7Ii
......what the fuck? I thought you were going to pick her up......

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:46:12 ID:g1IjeTKE
First, OP was like "Let's go!", but then he was like "Let's go when we're all free...". What's with that?

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:46:13 ID:PLPSTr3E
Btw, I'm in Gifu and it's just a drizzle out here.

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:46:16 ID:RsjmqSYB
>>128
We're putting you through the wringer in our review meeting tonight.

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:46:28 ID:lMu1ovx0
Btw, I'm in Australia and it's really hot out here.
And it feels really nice being wrapped in Kangaroo skin.

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:46:40 ID:cT2JnEAD

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144 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:46:43 ID:N7/Htnzy
You kept repeating "riding a bike in the rain is dangerous" a little too often.

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:47:06 ID:3VpcftBv
>>135
I don't think it's that she doesn't want it. Maybe she thinks it wouldn't be fair to Miss Undie?

In other words, something is keeping her from accepting her true feelings, I think. It's what I want to believe, at least.

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:47:09 ID:qHQjjfzB
...ba-dump...ba-dump...

147 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:47:25 ID:+Ha9vhgz
This is just like one of my dating sims.

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:47:43 ID:NFDCJmCh
Plus, in eroge, you often get a bad end in your first playthrough too.

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:47:44 ID:PLPSTr3E
Molester, can't you do something about your lack of e-mail skills?

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:47:48 ID:fy3S/Vbf
Also, Molester, answer the question in >>109.

151 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:47:49 ID:mERigraa
But guys! Riding a bike in the rain really is dangerous!!

I know what I'm talking about because I'm still experiencing after-effects from getting knocked off a scooter once.

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:48:02 ID:ZjiNTuvO
Pfffwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Why does this make me so sad?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:48:09 ID:/B5aPI2q
>>135
Yeah, I mean, he asked Kansai out,
and she suggested going with the others.

In other words, she doesn't want to be alone with himwww

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:48:30 ID:3VpcftBv
>>151
I know. I ride a bike too.

That's why you should have picked her up, no?

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:48:51 ID:P9BFHSHx
>>151
Tell me about that.
I tried to ride over a manhole cover on a rainy day once, but got totally mistaken for a molester,
no, totally lost control of my bike, and injured myself badly.

156 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:49:02 ID:y0YyaYuJ
Btw, I'm in Kagawa and my heart is pounding like mad.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:49:07 ID:PLPSTr3E
>>151
What are you trying to do? What is your goal anyway?

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:49:26 ID:ONBreiiA
>>145
Isn't that being a little too optimistic?

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:49:28 ID:9pbwyKj4
Why can't you just tell her you're going to pick her up even if she's against it?

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:50:12 ID:Div9U7Ii
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161 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:50:19 ID:AdfX3dLg
If you think it's dangerous, WHY WON'T YOU GO PICK HER UP?
Wouldn't it be safer if she walked home?

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:50:44 ID:y0YyaYuJ
Riding a bike in the rain is suicide.
Once, I was riding at 60 km/h,
and hit the brakes to stop at a red light,
but I just slid right into the junction...
There's nothing you can do to prevent something like that, even if you have cornering skills like Molester.

163 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:51:06 ID:3VpcftBv
>>158
Maybe so, but it's the only explanation I have for her "............................................." reaction.
Like I said, it's what I want to believe.

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:51:50 ID:EOJHQwCl
"What?"
"It's really dangerous to ride a bike in the rain, so be careful on your way home."
"............................................."

(I should have just asked him to pick me up instead of lying about the bike...)

"Huh? Hello? Are you there?"

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:51:59 ID:PLPSTr3E
>>163
The only explanation I have is that she was annoyed with him.

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:52:01 ID:ioO9PTme
I feel like OP dragged out the call out a bit too much.

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:52:31 ID:YkGmxokR
She totally thinks you're a creep now. I'm 100% sure.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:52:34 ID:nrLwLvb2
>>165
Same here.
No idea what was really going through her head though.

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:52:42 ID:N7/Htnzy
What's the point of picking her up by foot when she's got a bike?

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:52:47 ID:PLPSTr3E
But would she really call him if she was annoyed by him in the first place?

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:52:55 ID:P9BFHSHx
To those who keep telling OP to go pick her up, think for a moment about what you're asking of him.
She said she's going to ride her bike home. What's the point of picking her up if you don't even have a car?
Even if she went home by train, she'd have to take the train again the next time she goes to work.
And she'd have to leave her bike at university for at least one night, you know?
Do you really expect Molester to go pick her up despite all that?

Anyways, you'd have to be stupid to make her wait for Molester just so he can pick her up when she could be home by the time he gets there.

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:52:58 ID:y0YyaYuJ
>>163
Well, she did say "...thanks" after the pause.
Whatever was going through her head, let's hope it was something positive.

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:53:32 ID:3VpcftBv
>>165
But wouldn't that be too sad?

Or rather, isn't that being a bit too pessimistic?

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:54:14 ID:qHQjjfzB
>>171
This so much.

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:54:51 ID:AdfX3dLg
Oh, the silent pause?
Am I the only one who imagined Kansai removing her cell from her ear to look at the screen and make a "Eww, what a creep!" face?

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:55:15 ID:ZjiNTuvO
>>173
He IS annoying though.

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:55:15 ID:9pbwyKj4
It's the thought that counts.
Who cares if he walks or takes a train to pick her up?
If I was OP, I'd have done it. And I wouldn't have cared if it rained or not.
I'd have taken a shower, dressed up, and picked her up.

178 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:55:31 ID:2Qmmitif
I bet that pause was just Kansai talking to her boyfriend who came to pick her up.
There's no way an attractive woman like her doesn't have a boyfriend.

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:55:31 ID:3VpcftBv
>>171
You have no idea how women tick.

When it comes to love, women stop caring about stuff like their bike or how to get to work the next time.
And I like to think that Kansai was in that kind of mood just now.

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:55:32 ID:PLPSTr3E
What do you guys think are the chances that Kansai will take the train to university tomorrow?

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:55:48 ID:ONBreiiA
>>173
The real reason was probably something insignificant like
she had to put her cell phone away to do something,
or got distracted by something else for a moment or so.

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:56:05 ID:+Ha9vhgz
>>175
Isn't that just the Kansai in your imagination?

183 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:56:17 ID:uXchc0cI
Pattern 1:
"What?"
"It's really dangerous to ride a bike in the rain, so be careful on your way home."
"......(Wow, this guy is getting on my nerves.)"

"Huh? Hello? Are you there?"


Pattern 2:
"What?"
"It's really dangerous to ride a bike in the rain, so be careful on your way home."
"......(Wow, Molester is such a nice guy... Huh, what is this feeling?)"

"Huh? Hello? Are you there?"

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:56:54 ID:N7/Htnzy
>>177
You seriously sound like a stalker.

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:56:59 ID:2Qmmitif
>>183
2 is out of the question.


186 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:57:12 ID:Div9U7Ii
Plus, she said she didn't want to get her bike dirty.


187 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:57:35 ID:3VpcftBv
Do you guys really think Kansai is a woman who'd be annoyed at someone for being worried about her?

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:58:52 ID:nrLwLvb2
>>187
Maybe not annoyed, but she's probably be like "What do I do with this guy...".

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:59:28 ID:9pbwyKj4
>>184
I wouldn't go if she told me not to, obviously.

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:59:30 ID:3VpcftBv
>>181
But she said "......thanks" right after that, so she must have heard him.

191 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:59:33 ID:ONBreiiA
Molester should tell Kansai to ask one of her friends to accompany her to the nearest train station to her school,
then take a train to the nearest station to Kansai's place, so he can accompany her from the station to her place.
And somewhere on the way, he can have dinner with her.

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:59:42 ID:PLPSTr3E
>>188
>How do I get rid of this guy...
FTFY

193 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:00:04 ID:uXchc0cI
>>187
It's fine to be worried about someone, but there's no need to wave it around and shove in that person's face.
OP's made it more than clear that he's worried about her.

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:00:09 ID:YkGmxokR
When you say something and your conversation partner goes silent, wouldn't you normally realize that it was probably because of what you said? Is OP one of those narcissistic virgins or what?

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:00:49 ID:ONBreiiA
>>190
That "..."thanks" was in response to
"Ah, okay. Well, just be careful on your way home."
though.

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:01:01 ID:3VpcftBv
Looks like most people here seem to think that the Kansai route is dead now.

Guess I'm the only one who thinks Kansai is starting to fall for Molester...... orz

197 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:01:20 ID:e6wPCDHj
I feel this urge to save Kansai from Molester's fangs now.

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:01:22 ID:IyCS5FqL
Congrats, Molester.

"Molesters at Waseda University"
http://www.tanteifile.com/diary/index2.html

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:01:24 ID:EeUpfHXZ
This is my first post, but let me tell you guys, Kansai is seriously starting to fall in love with Molester.

Would you call someone after e-mailing with them for an hour if you didn't like them?

If I'd been Kansai, I wouldn't even have e-mailed with him that long.

And then there's the silence in >>128.

Molester's line must have hit her like a body blow.

From now on, make sure to focus on Miss Understanding's stalker problem.

The point is to make Kansai wish you'd care more about her.

In other words, play hard to get.

I know you can do it, OP.

I can almost see it.

The moment you knock Kansai out.

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:01:47 ID:fy3S/Vbf
>>199
What's with the meaningless line breaks?

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:02:20 ID:uXchc0cI
>>199
Would you please refrain from inserting a blank line after every line when your post isn't even that interesting?

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:02:30 ID:g1IjeTKE
"Sorry, lil bro."
It sounded like she was taking her cell phone away from her ear to hang up. (She's busy shouldering her bag.)
"Ah, hold on!"
"What?"
"It's really dangerous to ride a bike in the rain, so be careful on your way home."
"......(I can't answer right now.)"

"Huh? Hello? Are you there?"
"Yeah, I'm here." (Jesus Christ!)
"Ah, okay. Well, just be careful on your way home."
"...thanks." (Ahh, what a pain. Guess I'll play it safe and thank him.)
"See you."
"Yeah." (Sigh. Fucking finally.)


203 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 20:02:34 ID:mERigraa
>>199
I kept looking for some hidden message in your post, but couldn't find one. You're not trolling, are you?
Do you really mean it?

204 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:02:50 ID:j42CLYzw
>>199
Too many line breaks.

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:02:59 ID:NFDCJmCh
>>199 Sorry, but we prefer to be pessimistic.

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:03:16 ID:YVo4erD1
Kansai still lives with her parents, right?
In that case, her parents must have told her to be careful so many times that her ears hurt from hearing it.
So, when Molester said it too, she felt like screaming "I know!!" at first, but swallowed it and went "..............." instead,
and then said "...thanks.".

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:03:48 ID:P9BFHSHx
>>199
>Would you call someone after e-mailing with them for an hour if you didn't like them?

I agree with this part, but I doubt that she's starting to fall in love with him.
It's more like she's just happy she found someone interesting to chat with.

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:03:49 ID:ONBreiiA
>>196
At the moment, I'd say she neither finds him annoying, nor does she like him romantically.
They're somewhere between acquaintances and friends right now.

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:04:10 ID:PLPSTr3E
>>202 is probably right...


210 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:04:19 ID:EeUpfHXZ
>>203
Absolutely.

Ignore the VIPPERs, they're just jelly.

You might want to take my opinion with a grain of salt though. I'm just a virgin.


211 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:04:30 ID:uXchc0cI
It obviously depends on what kind of tone that last "...thanks" was said in,
but I would suspect it was just the formal kind of "thanks" you say out of politeness.

212 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:04:33 ID:9pbwyKj4
>>199
Aren't you just projecting your ideal girlfriend onto Kansai?

213 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:04:49 ID:ZjiNTuvO
>>199
Are you from the Jeans thread?

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:05:09 ID:AdfX3dLg
Now I'm curious about the tone of her "...thanks" too."

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:05:18 ID:3VpcftBv
>>203
What are your thoughts on that silence, Molester?

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:05:19 ID:P9BFHSHx
>>209
I don't get why she'd go out of her way to call him if she already found him to be annoying when they were e-mailing.
It's not like Molester asked her to call him. She did it of her own accord.

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:05:26 ID:uXchc0cI
>>210
Quit using so much space in your posts. They're not even that interesting.

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:05:33 ID:U0i9kjYI
No wonder Miss Undie thought he was a pain in the ass...

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:05:53 ID:9pbwyKj4
Okay, guess we'll have to agree to disagree on the phone call.
Shall we move on to the review of the e-mail conversation now?

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:06:16 ID:bbbKVgyd
Oh, almost forgot!
Molester, could you answer the question in >>109 please?

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:07:04 ID:I0rmqost
Finally caught up with the thread!!!

When I checked the thread before heading home, it was still at part 12 with 20 or 30 posts.
Now it's part 13 already!!
That's some insane growth there.

222 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 20:07:06 ID:mERigraa
>>215
Well, realistically speaking, it was probably just the connection going fuzzy for a moment,
or her looking for her keys or something.

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:07:53 ID:g1IjeTKE
>>216
Maybe Kansai got annoyed sometime during the call?
She even said "Okay, gotta hang up now." near the end.

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:07:58 ID:/B5aPI2q
>>222
The truth is often sadder than we think.

225 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 20:08:22 ID:mERigraa
>>222
Me → Kansai = Family name without honorifics
Kansai → Me = First name without honorifics

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:08:22 ID:3VpcftBv
>>222
Oh, okay, if you say so. You're the one who talked to her, after all.


What about the "......" in "......thanks" though? What are your thoughts on that?

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:08:39 ID:RsjmqSYB
>>222
Why don't you send an "Did you get home safely?" e-mail later?

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:08:59 ID:fy3S/Vbf
>>225
Oh wow.

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:09:26 ID:IyCS5FqL




ITT: We analyze the meaning of the "......".

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:09:26 ID:ONBreiiA
>>227
This is a no-brainer.

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:09:44 ID:I0rmqost
Here's what the Kansai in my imagination has to say about this matter:
"Kansai is starting to fall in love with Molester in the heat of the moment now,
but give her a moment to think about it calmly, and she'll realize that you switched awfully fast from Miss Undie to her."

Keep this in mind when you go after her.

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:10:12 ID:RsjmqSYB
>>225
She calls you by your first name? There's still hope, I'd say!

233 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:10:21 ID:ioO9PTme
>>227
Make it a short e-mail though.

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:10:21 ID:bbbKVgyd
>>225
I wish a girl would call me by my first name too.

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:10:28 ID:IyCS5FqL
>>227
That's exactly the kind of thing that would make OP annoying!
I know it's a nice gesture, but if you overdo it, it'll just come off as very annoying.

236 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:10:40 ID:EOJHQwCl
>>225
I'M NOT EVEN JELLY

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:10:45 ID:y0YyaYuJ
Yeah, an e-mail asking if she got home safely might be a bit too much.
If Kansai feels like continuing the e-mails tonight,
she might send something like "I'm home now." later anyway.

238 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:10:50 ID:pfxcp6bC
>>225
I am jelly.

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:11:07 ID:P9BFHSHx
>>223
She was about to get on her bike, man. Of course, she said "Okay, gotta hang up now.".
Most people say that before hanging up to check if the other person has something else to say.

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:11:18 ID:3VpcftBv
>>232
She's probably called him by his first name from the start though.

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:12:26 ID:I0rmqost
I bet Kansai calls all her male friends by their first names.

In any case, try calling her by her first name too, Molester.

242 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:12:27 ID:Div9U7Ii
Think she's home now? She must have had an accident by now if we were to believe the 1000th post of the last thread though.



243 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:13:08 ID:uXchc0cI
If there's something that's annoying about Molester, it's not his lame jokes or his much criticized replies.
I believe it's his Mr. Nice Guy act.

He should hide his kindness somewhere no one can see it.

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:13:34 ID:I0rmqost
Alright, send a short e-mail saying "Did you get home safely?" now.

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:13:49 ID:3VpcftBv
>>242
Well, she's probably going to be fine. But if she does have an accident tonight,
OP's going to be sorry he didn't go pick her up for the rest of his life.

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:14:13 ID:IyCS5FqL
>>244
Man, you're stubborn.

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:15:01 ID:ONBreiiA
A phone call might be good too.
If she answers the phone, just say "Ah, I see you got home safely. I'm glad. That's all I wanted to know. Good night." and hang up.

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:15:16 ID:PLPSTr3E
>>245
Stop jinxing himw

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:15:26 ID:I0rmqost
>>243
To me, it looked like Molester was just trying to hide his embarrassment because he's not used to getting compliments.
I don't think it's annoying... Am I just weird?

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:16:03 ID:EOJHQwCl
>>249
That's because you're both still kids.

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:16:25 ID:PLPSTr3E
>>243
But if Molester were to hide his kindness, he'd just come off as an asshole.

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:16:49 ID:AdfX3dLg
OP kept pestering her so much that I'm sure she'll feel compelled to send an e-mail when she's home.
But if she doesn't, it means all hope is los-

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:16:50 ID:IyCS5FqL
>>249
I don't care if he was trying to hide his embarrassment or not. To her, it's just annoying as all hell.
He should wait for her to write an e-mail when she's home.

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:16:52 ID:YkGmxokR
I wish there weren't so many narcissistic virgins in here.

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:17:04 ID:Div9U7Ii
OP kept pestering her so much that it'd be weird if he didn't contact her at all when she's home.

OP, send an e-mail and give her a call.

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:17:27 ID:mwEUpDCF
  Kansai sees Molester as a normal friend.
  She has no interest in him as a guy, or else she'd act more like a woman around him.
  She would already be so nervous she couldn't even talk to him properly.
  Molester has been friendzoned by Kansai a long time ago.
  I know this, mind you, because I know a woman who's a lot like her...

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:17:39 ID:I0rmqost
>>250
One does not care to acknowledge the mistakes of his own youth...

258 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 20:18:59 ID:mERigraa
>>256
Where is the hidden message in your post? I can't find it.

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:19:12 ID:PLPSTr3E
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260 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:19:50 ID:3VpcftBv
>>258
Ah, there you are.
So, what are you going to do now?

E-mail her? Call her? Do nothing?

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:20:59 ID:RMr7h43z
>>258
Kansai
 has
  already
   friendzoned
    you

Kansai has already friendzoned you.

262 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:21:18 ID:I0rmqost
It's definitely better to wait for her to e-mail you.

Goddammit, get off me! I can't even type in peace!

263 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:21:46 ID:uXchc0cI
To be honest, I don't see why OP should do anything when he doesn't even have an excuse to contact her anymore. All he can do is wait for her to contact him.


264 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:22:26 ID:y0YyaYuJ
I can't believe you guys actually think e-mailing her now would be a good idea.
He told her to be careful on the phone several times already.
Plus, Kansai will contact him sooner or later if she cares enough about him.

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:22:28 ID:Div9U7Ii
In b4 OP sends her a barrage of e-mails about the after-effects of his bike accident...

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:22:48 ID:I0rmqost
Is it time for an in-depth analysis of Kansai's e-mails and the phone conversation now?

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:24:02 ID:aA5tMfRC
Try not to talk to her about the Internet, Akiba, and stuff like that.

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:24:05 ID:I0rmqost
But then again... if it it had been me, I'm pretty sure I'd have already sent a "Did you get home safely?" e-mail by now... orz

269 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:24:11 ID:y0YyaYuJ
You had several opportunities to turn the conversation into sexting, OP.
Some of them were even created by Kansai herself.
SO WHY WHYYYY

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:25:03 ID:g1IjeTKE
Speaking of Akiba, didn't we originally decide against going to Akiba and agree on Tokyu Hands instead?

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:25:24 ID:I0rmqost
>>269
Because he's still a kid.


I've been waiting for a chance to post this.

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:26:03 ID:uXchc0cI
OP doesn't have a choice but to wait. Or rather, it feels like she purposefully left him with no choice but to wait.

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:26:19 ID:fy3S/Vbf
>>270
That was ages ago.

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:26:54 ID:I0rmqost
Well, now that Kansai already knows OP is an otaku,
talking to her about Akiba, anime, and shadow seicross with 2D girls
won't change a thing now, will it?

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:28:17 ID:g1IjeTKE
>>273
I guess everything we had agreed on got resetted when the Miss Undie route died.

276 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:28:28 ID:nrLwLvb2
On an unrelated note, I'd like to note that the girls didn't ask for OP's help in the stalker matter so he can pick out self-defense products for Miss Undie.
They want him to protect her when she's in danger.

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:29:06 ID:P9BFHSHx
>>274
I really like the expression "shadow seicross". Has a cool ring to it.

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:29:29 ID:+Ha9vhgz
Could it be that Kansai doesn't have any other male friends besides OP?
I mean, if she did, wouldn't she have asked them for help too?
Or am I just stupid?

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:29:56 ID:AdfX3dLg
So, what's your next move gonna be, OP? Keep in mind though, Kansai knows you're after her now.

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:29:56 ID:uXchc0cI
>>276
Maybe they wanted the expert opinion of another criminal?

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:30:42 ID:3VpcftBv
We're all having a serious discussion about what to do next, while Molester is busy masturbating.

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:31:25 ID:/B5aPI2q
Kansai has seen through every single one of Molester's ulterior motives. Discuss.

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:31:39 ID:VkccMDrp
Unfortunately, the phone call today was the last time OP got to talk to Kansai. All that's left for him now is to skip straight to the ED.

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:32:53 ID:I0rmqost
>>278
Kansai does have other male friends, doesn't she? I remember OP posting something to that effect in one of the past threads.
Miss Undie, however, doesn't have any male friends.

That's why Kansai wants OP to help Miss Undie cure her androphobia.
I posted this yesterday night too.

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:34:25 ID:I0rmqost
I don't know why, but... from reading OP's posts, I feel like Kansai was trying to hide her embarrassment too.
Or is... my imagination getting out of control?

286 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:36:19 ID:ONBreiiA
>>285
That's because you're reading his posts with the Substitution filter on.

287 : 286 : 04/11/18 20:36:53 ID:ONBreiiA
× Substitution
Molester


288 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:37:55 ID:3VpcftBv
>>285
Japanese people are said to think that it's smart to not show their feelings openly.
Don't worry, friend, I too think that Kansai is starting to feel attracted to Molester.

Well, we'll find out if we're right or not soon enough anyway.

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:38:01 ID:3BNEeBmc
>>285
That's because you've been playing too many eroge.

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:38:09 ID:e6wPCDHj
Wasn't there a movie called "Glasses' Counterattack"?

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:40:19 ID:aA5tMfRC
>>277
Sounds like a cool name for a racehorse.

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:42:49 ID:4Ud4C3Xy
Finally caught up with you guys.

Is Molester having shadow seicross with Charlene again?

293 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 20:43:20 ID:mERigraa
↑ You fucking bet I am.

294 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:44:45 ID:Div9U7Ii
>>290
Crabs, aim at the most intense molesters...! Hit them!

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:44:47 ID:I0rmqost
>>289
Playing eroge after my wife's gone too bed is the only pleasure I have left in life!

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:47:20 ID:g1IjeTKE
As usual, OP only replies quickly when it's about something dumb that doesn't matterw

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:48:18 ID:4Ud4C3Xy
>>293
Wait, do you use Charlene every time you masturbate?

298 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 20:48:43 ID:mERigraa
Alright, I think I'll watch the BECK and Futakoi episodes I recorded yesterday... I probably won't get any e-mails tonight anyway.

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:49:12 ID:Div9U7Ii
>>298
They were boring.

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:49:24 ID:/B5aPI2q
BECK is so boring it gives you a boner.

301 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:50:18 ID:bbbKVgyd
>>298
I hope you turned off the silent mode this time!!

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:50:55 ID:4Ud4C3Xy
>>298
Why don't you e-mail her?

303 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:53:13 ID:Div9U7Ii
--------------------------------------------------

    OP IS NOW TAKING A ONE-HOUR BREAK

--------------------------------------------------

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:53:48 ID:I0rmqost
Since there has been no new e-mail from Kansai, I'd say today's e-mail conversation is over.
It's time to prepare for the next one.

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:55:43 ID:3VpcftBv
Do you know how long it takes Kansai to get from her university to her place on her bike?
A rough estimate would be enough.

Do you think she's gotten home by now?

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:56:33 ID:3VpcftBv
Sorry, nevermind that.

It's been an hour and a half since she hung up. She must be home now......... orz

307 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:56:51 ID:nrLwLvb2
Hey, OP, aren't you going to try out the Jugs and Yamaoka routes?
Wouldn't it be a waste not to?

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:57:42 ID:fGgvOM5F
I wonder why Yamaoka is the only one who didn't get a pseudonymww

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 20:59:36 ID:bbbKVgyd
>>304
We need to review today's e-mails first though.

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:00:31 ID:g1IjeTKE
>>308
Remember how he told us they're going shopping in Shinjuku to mislead us when they actually went to Harajuku?
He's a pretty careful guy, so I doubt Yamaoka is her real name.

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:04:09 ID:AdfX3dLg
OP never plans ahead. That's why he goes berserk and says creepy things.
Well, not that I mind because it means more fun for us.

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:06:12 ID:I0rmqost
No matter how much Molester plans ahead, he'll still be just a VIPPER and a premature ejaculator at that.

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:07:29 ID:sG/xyaPQ
I'm still curious about what model Kansai's bike is.

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:07:53 ID:/B5aPI2q
There is absolutely no way that Kansai would ever date Molester.

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:08:14 ID:jSglAZle
23 year old female collides into crash barrier
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1100643012/l50


316 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 21:12:20 ID:mERigraa
>>315
I got startled for a moment there, but Kansai should be a bit younger than 23.
I've never asked her about her age though.

Btw, I find Futakoi pretty interesting. It has this old-school moe anime vibe going on.

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:14:25 ID:Div9U7Ii
>>316
This is the first time I see someone saying it's interesting. I think it's shit.

318 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 21:24:35 ID:mERigraa
>>317
You seem to have yet to watch an anime that's really shit. Try watching "Kakyusei 2" and "To Heart" this season.
You'll start to think Futakoi is a masterpiece after that.

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:32:13 ID:VUgEpk+m
Are you into loli anime, Molester?

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:36:24 ID:9pbwyKj4
Molester makes me think "This is what being in love should be like.".
Reading about him makes me a lot more jelly than reading about Pork Cutlet and the others.

It's my honest opinion.
But well, don't count your chickens before they hatchw

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:41:55 ID:nrLwLvb2
Why is the thread is so dead even though Molester is around for a change?

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:43:18 ID:NFDCJmCh
Molester, are you watching Rozen Maiden and Mai-HiME this season?

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:43:57 ID:L9sPxMef
Futakoi <<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Mai-HiME

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:45:44 ID:bbbKVgyd
So, no e-mail from Kansai after all?

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:45:44 ID:8fTtKUEZ
OP should definitely send an e-mail asking if she got home safely. Just a casual one-liner would be enough.
But damn, so many new posts.

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:46:17 ID:IyCS5FqL
>>320
I don't think he's in love though...
He just wants to have seicross with her if possible.

327 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 21:47:36 ID:mERigraa
>>322
Of fucking course.


Don't even try to compare Futakoi with them though.
Me saying Futakoi is interesting is like praising an ace in Little League,
while Rozen Maiden and Mai-HiME are like top aces in Major League.

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:48:20 ID:Div9U7Ii
>>318
The guys over in the Live board seem to think
Kakyusei 2 (because bad voice acting) ≧ To Heart >>> Futakoi
though. Though there's also Horie Yui in Futakoi...

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:49:06 ID:IyCS5FqL
Too many anime otaku ITT...

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:49:18 ID:9pbwyKj4
>>326
Oh okay...
A pity because seicross is just an added bonus to a relationship though.

331 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 21:54:42 ID:mERigraa
>>326
What do you know about me?

332 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 21:55:32 ID:NFDCJmCh
>>327 I knew you were watching them.
Btw, aren't you going to join an anime club in university like in Genshiken?

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 22:06:17 ID:YkGmxokR
If you're going to go after every woman you get involved with, you will never be able to score with a woman like Kansai. You should have switched targets from Miss Undie to Miss Yamaoka instead.

334 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/18 22:09:36 ID:jSglAZle
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 22:17:18 ID:RsjmqSYB
Caught up with the thread.
Still no e-mail or call from Kansai?

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 22:23:47 ID:8fTtKUEZ
Futakoi is about a town where only twins live, right?
Was an atomic bomb dropped there? Are their parents Vietnam veterans or why are there only twins?

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 22:29:43 ID:qLQM4sPA
Huh, I look away for a few minutes and the thread's already gone back to normal.
After rereading the whole conversation calmly, I must admit Molester's e-mails and phone call were a bit annoying to say the least.
Be grateful that Kansai kept you company this long, but this is the end of it...... I advise you not to get your hopes up if you don't want to end up hurt.

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 22:33:29 ID:I0rmqost
When you start going out with a girl, rather than thinking to yourself "I'm going to have seicross with this girl", you're usually just glad that you got yourself a girlfriend.
Especially if you haven't had a girlfriend for a very long time.

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 22:34:27 ID:ZWY9ch1/
After posting >306, I went home, had a bath, ate dinner,
and checked my cell phone expecting hundreds of new posts,
but it was only thirty something and I've just read them all. What now?


340 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 22:35:04 ID:8EJLaBkW
OP's e-mail conversation with Kansai was so comfy it made me forget this is VIP for a while.
Ahhh! My sweet Kansai!  Fuck.

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 22:53:45 ID:qLQM4sPA
I've read everything so far, and if there's one thing I got out of it, it's that Kansai is a really good girl,
but I realized I still don't know shit about her.
Do we even know what Kansai's hobbies and interests are?

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:02:14 ID:3cN836NO
Pork Cutlet, Coffee Lounge, get in here.

[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403/

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:09:36 ID:L9sPxMef
>>342
What did you make that thread for?

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:36:10 ID:9pbwyKj4
Molester's got his own personal oasis in the form of Kansai,
while there's nothing but antlion pits around me... _| ̄|○

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:41:34 ID:PFXzI02i
I want a Kansai in my life too.

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:45:40 ID:+f8dMneF
>>345
There's one in your imagination.
Raise her with all your love.

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:49:44 ID:xDCoNGHd
Send
"About the self-defense products, why don't you get yourself one too?"
and see how Kansai reacts.
I'm only a freshman in high school, but I bet she'll be either like
"I don't need one!" or like
"What? Are you worried about me?".

Btw, I've only skimmed through the old threads, so someone might have already suggested the same thing before me.
Wait, were you planning on buying one for Kansai anyway? I'm getting confused.

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:50:49 ID:PFXzI02i
She'll be like
Kansai: "Good idea. I'll need it when you start stalking me, Molester."

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:53:04 ID:xDCoNGHd
Yeah, she could pull that off... She's got enough QUALITY.

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:53:50 ID:fRQCD3Y+
Is this thing still going on? Is OP still trying to get it on with Miss Understanding?

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:55:50 ID:L9sPxMef
>>350
Go reread the threads 50,000 times before you come back.

352 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 23:57:24 ID:fRQCD3Y+
>>351 Nah, I was just kidding coz I'm bored. I've read up to part 9.

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 00:10:39 ID:Y3ynwh+d
As so often, Molester's vanished all of a sudden.

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 00:23:46 ID:81dIV76R
SHADOOOOOOOW SEEEEEEEIICROOOOOOOSSSS!!!!
by Mizuki Ichirou.

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 00:26:32 ID:+vXgWdhP
         ∧_∧  This shit is a present from me to you.
         (`・ω・´)   toss
        (つ   と彡 ./
            /  ./
           /   ./
         /    /
        /      /
      / ///   / ツツー
     /  ●   /
   /       ./

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 00:29:39 ID:Z8pKM7j+
The thread's come to a halt.

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 00:35:36 ID:+gyTtKm4
I summon you, Molester Man!

  ↓

358 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 01:03:16 ID:mONTrCiJ
I was summoned!!

359 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 01:03:46 ID:mONTrCiJ
Ah! Crap! Kakyusei 2 is about to start on TVK!
Summon me again later, okay!?

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 01:04:18 ID:3vgwsHUo
You son of a bitch.

361 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 01:07:18 ID:zu3ebZ7m
OP's too busy watching the bazillion anime shows they air on Thursdays.

362 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 01:08:36 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>361
Yeah, many of them air in the same timeslot too, so I'd miss half of them if I didn't have two recorders.

Today, for instance, I have to record Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha and Rozen Maiden.

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 01:09:47 ID:J20y+SK7
Did you get any new e-mails from Kansai?

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 01:15:26 ID:Z5MNeUUp
This thread advances so slowly it's putting me to sleep.
Tell her you love her and get some results already.
Unless this thread is your blog or something.

365 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 01:17:40 ID:rtLn+uFx
>>364
But this is the blog of Molester Man and his Merry Friends.

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 01:17:56 ID:KBLUJFJM
This has long turned into OP's blog.

367 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 01:18:52 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>363
I wouldn't be so relaxed if there were any new e-mails, man.
I'd still be watching anime though.

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 01:22:14 ID:Z5MNeUUp
Oh, it's a blog now?
It can't be helped then.

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 01:41:32 ID:WasRBhTa
The thread's so dead now. I suppose everyone's burned out after that shitstorm earlier this evening...
Normally, I jerk off before going to bed, but I guess it can't hurt to snuggle up to my wife every once in a while.

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 01:47:20 ID:R25AIYEa
It's really a pity that you couldn't set up an appointment for next time.
I fear things are going to be calm for a while.

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 02:11:32 ID:xLSmGnxC
This is going to be quite the war of attrition.

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 02:19:56 ID:EHpt5BtZ
I'm watching this anime called Rozen Maiden because Molester said it was good...
Do people seriously enjoy watching this?
Sorry... I just don't see the appeal of it.
orz

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 02:20:10 ID:XDGjTKaJ
STAGE FAILED.
Molester's next move will be on Saturday. Until then, it's going to be e-mails only.

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 02:22:12 ID:zu3ebZ7m
>>372 Try Mai-HIME?

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 02:24:34 ID:XDGjTKaJ
Fuck this, I'm gonna go listen to SEPTEMBER.

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 02:25:37 ID:EHpt5BtZ
>>374
Mai-HIME? I looked it up and it looks like I missed it... orz
I'll check it out next week!
Thanks for the recommendation.

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 02:43:47 ID:lZeNHNGj
I finally caught up with you guys. ('A`)
Kansai calls you by your first name?

 THAT MAKES ME HARD AND PISSED AT THE SAME TIME



378 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 02:45:30 ID:mONTrCiJ
It makes me hard too.

Btw, I've got a test tomorrow. Uh-oh.

379 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/19 02:47:33 ID:syNA2+oQ
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 02:51:24 ID:6nr9ctMj
She was only on for a few moments today,
but the Kansai in my imagination has transformed into the character in Mai-HiME that is voiced by Tamura Yukari.

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 03:25:26 ID:/4lfvICo
Molester, you seem to believe that Kansai is only nice to you because she feels bad for what she did,
and because she's just sociable like that, huh? But what if it's more than that?

Provided that your reports depicted Kansai's words and actions accurately,
she's probably in love with you.

382 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 03:26:05 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>381
T-True story?

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 03:29:07 ID:/4lfvICo
Another extremely fast reply.
What happened to cramming for the test?

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 03:29:22 ID:XDGjTKaJ
>>381
I think so too. What are we waiting for anyway...?

Tell her you love her. You do love her, right?

A simple "Sorry, but I love you."
worked on the Kansai in my imagination.

385 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 03:30:27 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>383
I was cramming for it while watching anime, but then I remembered I have an assignment too,
which made me lose what little motivation I had left, so I just started browsing 2ch instead.
Now I'm too tired. I'm giving up on the test. The assignment too.

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 03:33:44 ID:tDYQ9/TD
Don't give up on Kansai though.

387 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 03:37:10 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>386
Yeah, don't worry about that. I feel like, if I give up on her now, I'll have given up on the meaning of my existence as a male lifeform for the rest of my life.

But even disregarding that, I simply don't want to give up on her.
Well then, for a better tomorrow... I'm going to bed!!

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 03:38:14 ID:XDGjTKaJ
Alright, looks like you got your target in your sights now.
All that's left is to pull the trigger. Don't get the timing wrong though.

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 03:38:48 ID:Z5MNeUUp
I don't know...
To me, it looks like you're just desperate for a woman's touch.
As long as you get some, you don't really care with whom, do you? Just save up some cash and visit a brothel.

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 03:42:35 ID:/4lfvICo
>>389
Read >>387 one more time.
If that doesn't help, go back and reread everything from part 1.

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 03:45:54 ID:WasRBhTa
And don't forget Miss Undie either.

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 04:08:33 ID:zHP07T9Y
Now that OP is after Kansai, Miss Undie is just in the way now.

393 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/19 07:18:48 ID:vWleCBjK
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 08:02:17 ID:79oFf2XO
The way we VIPPERs change our minds all of a sudden is as crazy
as that couple that robbed a bank the other day.

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 08:04:23 ID:/4lfvICo
>>1
I bet OP is going
"Fuck, I haven't studied for the test at all!!"
right now. He won't get much sleep either. I think we're cut from the same cloth.

396 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 08:06:03 ID:WYzUrV9l
Good morning, guys.

Hope something good happens today too.

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 08:26:16 ID:J20y+SK7
OP, send an e-mail to Loli Jugs today.

398 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 08:29:01 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>394
You can say that again.
>>395
Fuck, I haven't studied for the test or finished my assignment!!
>>396
Aquarius was the 6th luckiest sign in the weekend horoscope. Neither lucky nor unlucky.
>>397
I don't mind if I do, but I don't have anything to e-mail her about.

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 08:31:49 ID:/lZzvdNr
Let's write an early-morning e-mail to Kansai!

400 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 08:34:46 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>399
If I were to seriously do that, I'd be just some weirdo and she'd be like "What is wrong with you?".

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 08:50:44 ID:ZwQXkhpx
Kansai seems to be starting to see you as more than a friend now.
The question is, should OP push harder now, or take a step back and wait for Kansai to come on to him...

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 09:11:59 ID:nhz3CwEO
>>400
Nah, nothing wrong with sending something short like
"I got a test today. Wish me luck! p('A`)q".

With that said, good morning, everyone. ノシ

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 09:16:32 ID:fNXgbEx0
It must be annoying getting e-mails about fucking nothing day after day.

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 09:38:53 ID:ZwQXkhpx
Are we going to have another small party today?

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 09:51:02 ID:tPyW9RFl
Well, people often use e-mails for casual chat though.

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 09:51:05 ID:+/50r4Wm
Is it just me or does Molester seem less motivated now?

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 09:55:13 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
Kansai meter:
  Target subject: Molester
  Measurement date: 2004/11/18

Call the police  Creep     Acquaintance    Friend      Love
 ├──────┼──────┼──────┼──────┤
                                 ↑
                                 Here

Caution: Watch out for the hidden flag that turns "Love" into "Creepy otaku"!!

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:12:39 ID:QMqsrboe
Molester goes to see Kansai wearing a muffler.
Kansai: "Huh? You had a muffler?"
Molester: "Yeah, I bought one because it's getting cold."
Kansai: "From Uniqlo again? Is it warm?"
Molester: "Warm enough."
Kansai: "Oh okay......... But I was knitting one for you. (in a very small voice)"

is what happened in my dream last night. Good morning, guys.

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:16:32 ID:+/50r4Wm
>>408
All of America cried.

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:30:59 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
Oh right, Christmas is in a month...












Not that it makes a difference to any of us.

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:34:21 ID:Y3ynwh+d
>>407
That's the Kansai meter seen through Molester's rose-tinted glasses.

Kansai meter
  Target subject: Molester
  Measurement date: 2004/11/18

Creep      Acquaintance     Friend
 ├───────┼───────┤
              ↑
             Here

The truth is probably more like this.


412 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:35:52 ID:+/50r4Wm
>>411
I see what you did there. Your Kansai meter doesn't even go up to "Love".

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:36:49 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
>>411
I fucking lol'd.
You can't just get rid of the "Love" rank!

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:44:47 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>411
The best OP can do is become a friend? That's harshw

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:45:13 ID:hgXMEr5o
But Molester is just a friend to Kansai. Nothing more and nothing less than that.

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:49:29 ID:CwyDIfDs
My biggest fear is that OP can't be friends with her anymore if he confesses his love to her.
Man, I wish I had a friend like her.

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:55:32 ID:vpy0G6qS
Look, there's no doubt that Kansai likes Molester.
But that is only because he wanted to help Miss Undie even though she turned him down.

OP's relationship with Kansai will be over as soon as OP starts to ignore Miss Undie.

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:58:23 ID:CwyDIfDs
The girls probably talk about every single one of your e-mails.
Wouldn't it be better to e-mail Loli and Miss Undie too?


419 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 10:58:50 ID:96W5WzLE
OP is like a high schooler in love. So cute.

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:00:32 ID:hgXMEr5o
Why does my heart ache so much when all I'm doing is posting the most obvious thing...

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:03:16 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
>>415=420
You're a pretty good guy.

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:05:15 ID:Y3ynwh+d
Molester is so lucky to meet so many nice people like Glasses and Kansai.
If only Molester was a bit more... ahhh...

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:16:31 ID:vpy0G6qS
When it was just Miss Undie and Glasses, I simply wanted to help Molester out with my advice.

But now that Kansai and Loli were added, I'm honestly starting to envy him... Lucky bastard.

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:18:35 ID:RcbxVvhZ
>>420
That means, you're in love with Molester.

I wonder if Molester is taking his test now.
He really needs to take studying a bit more seriously,
and become a better person in general before Kansai gives up on him.

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:29:19 ID:hgXMEr5o
>>424
No, I'm in love with Kansai.
I only know about her from Molester's posts on 2ch, but she seems like a keeper...

This thread could really need a new event though. When OP was falsely accused of being a stalker, Molester was a pretty important person in the girls' lives,
but now, I feel like he's just an acquaintance like any other. I know it's better than being a stalker in their eyes, but still.

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:34:08 ID:vpy0G6qS
>>425
There is a new event, or at least something new, almost everyday though.
The only problem is that I can only check this thread at work and on my way home after work,
so I'm never here when it happens... orz

427 : 286 : 04/11/19 11:35:06 ID:QvmhcHSz
>>425
Agreed.
Btw, Molester could have gotten so much more out of the e-mail conversation yesterday.
Even though Kansai made it really easy for him, he never even once tried to expand the conversation.

If only he was a little better at conversing, I believe he could easily go from acquaintance level to friend level...


428 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:36:29 ID:Y3ynwh+d
>>427
That's why he needs us, his friends he's connected to via electronic wires.

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:47:03 ID:QvmhcHSz
>>428
Oh yeah, he suddenly decided that we're his friends, didn't he?w
Well, if he really thinks that we're his friends, he should listen to us more. Seriously.
I lost count on how many times he made me facepalm in front of the monitor.

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:47:44 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>428
So many times we've given him advice and he fucked it up anyway by going berserk.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:51:49 ID:hgXMEr5o
He also ignored our "Ask her what model her bike is!" calls.

>I don't know much about bikes though. I just got it as a present.
But then again, she said this, so maybe it wouldn't have helped.

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:52:13 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
>>429,430
And we love Molester for it.

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:52:44 ID:ZwQXkhpx
He also ignored our "Ask her out for dinner!" calls.

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:52:50 ID:Y3ynwh+d
OP thinks about what to do → does what he thinks is right → gets stuck →
asks the thread for advice → does what the thread thinks is right → gets stuck →
thinks about what to do by himself again because asking the thread didn't help → does what he thinks is right → gets stuck → rinse and repeat

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:58:04 ID:WYzUrV9l
Fuck yes, lunch break.

I said we'd leave conversations with Kansai to Molester because I thought he's better at them than us,
but I had so much to complain about in his e-mails yesterday.
I wonder how many times I posted stuff like ask her what model her bike is, ask her out for dinner, go pick her up, switch places with me, etc.

436 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/19 11:59:01 ID:OkU1qhss
You guys keep complaining, but you love it when Molester goes berserk, don't you?

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 11:59:29 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>switch places with me
Oh, you're that guyw

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:03:40 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
>>436
If things look good, we root for OP, if things go well, we're happy for OP,
if OP goes berserk, we enjoy it. This flexibility is VIP QUALIT-

But it was good that he didn't go pick her up yesterday, wasn't it?

439 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:04:58 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>438
Because she had her bike with her.
Otherwise, it would have been a good idea.

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:09:16 ID:tPyW9RFl
To be fair, most VIPPERs can't give advice for shit. They're just too disconnected from reality, I guess.

We say OP's going berserk whenever he doesn't do what we want him to do. I prefer to just sit back and watch him do his thing. You guys should try it too, it's nice.

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:12:54 ID:laGhgVqA
>>440
I hate it when Molester goes berserk because I can't relate to him anymore.

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:14:23 ID:hgXMEr5o
In my opinion, there are two kinds of VIPPERs.

Those who want something funny to happen and those who actually give serious advice.

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:15:01 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>442
I'm sure the latter is a dwindling minority.

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:15:53 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
My guess is that most VIPPERs have pretty high specs.
High enough that they can make a few mistakes but still make it to the finish line.
You guys have to keep in mind though that Molester is just a Honda Super Cub, in bike terms.
The smallest mistake can be fatal for him.

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:16:46 ID:+vXgWdhP
>>410
If Molester can keep this up, he's going to have a fun Christmas party this year.

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:17:21 ID:tPyW9RFl
The fact that Molester and Kansai are hitting it off well wasn't our doing. He has only himself to thank for it.

Speaking of which, have we VIPPERs ever accomplished anything with our advice?

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:18:04 ID:hgXMEr5o
>>443
You're probably rightw
So far, every abrupt story development was caused by OP. I want us BIPPERs to be responsible for the next one!

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:18:21 ID:MCv+OZ4N
Morning, Molester.
Good luck with your test.

449 : Correction : 04/11/19 12:18:51 ID:hgXMEr5o
I meant to write "VIPPERs".

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:19:09 ID:laGhgVqA
A Christmas party with Molester Man and the VIPPERs, huh...

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:21:08 ID:Y3ynwh+d
>>444
>The smallest mistake can be fatal for him.
I bet, if it had been anyone else than Kansai, he would have long been blown off by now.
Which is why I want Molester to go for a homerun at the risk of a strikeout.
Fuck infield hits to second base.
(Btw. this only applies to Kansai.)

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:21:30 ID:RcbxVvhZ
I don't want to spend Christmas on 2ch...
Only one month left. I need to do something.

453 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 12:46:05 ID:G47mooO5
UHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA
30 minutes left until the test!!

>>444
Yeah, I feel like the only losers on 2ch are the guys in the anime and otaku boards.
Everyone else seems quite well-adjusted.

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:49:17 ID:tPyW9RFl
This thread on Christmas Eve (Pattern A)


219 VIPPER sage New! 04/12/24 19:22:08 ID:KIyo4KO+
You better get going now, Molester. The girls are already waiting for you, aren't they?

224 Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 New! 04/12/24 19:24:11 ID:HoLyniTE
>>219
Yeah, I'm about to head out.
>>221
I know. I'm going to tell her everything today.

Okay, guys, I'll be off then. ノシ

227 VIPPER New! 04/12/24 19:24:30 ID:3Ta96+Su
Kill yourself.

232 VIPPER sage New! 04/12/24 19:24:41 ID:tO7KAi/3
>>224
Hang in there! I wish you a wonderful holy... no, horny nightwww
We'll be waiting for your report! (`・ω・´)ノシ

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:50:21 ID:/4lfvICo
If you have time to browse 2ch, cram for the test instead, you dumbass.

456 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:50:22 ID:HlDtt/8E
Molester, if you're a midget with a babyface, why don't you try acting cuter? Your e-mails sound too conceited.

Good luck with your test.

457 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 12:54:14 ID:G47mooO5
>>454
And then I go:

451 Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 New! 04/12/24 19:24:11 ID:HoLyniTE
Chicken! We're having chicken!!

652 Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 New! 04/12/24 19:54:54 ID:HoLyniTE
Everything's going perfect so far...
I'm posting from the toilet right now. I'll try to keep you guys updated...

758 Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 New! 04/12/24 20:45:51 ID:HoLyniTE
Guys, I'm gonna do it.
Thanks for all your help so far!!

986 Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 New! 04/12/24 22:01:00 ID:HoLyniTE
The Kansai route is over.

458 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 12:57:38 ID:G47mooO5
>>455
Fuck it. They expect me to know about sigmas and shit now?
The last time I had to deal with math was is in my first year of high school.
I blame the more relaxed education policy in Japan in recent decades.
It's my school's fault that I can't even have a normal e-mail conversation.
They always talk about how modern youth is so used to indirect communication like e-mails that they can't communicate face to face anymore,
but forget about face-to-face communication, I can't even into indirect communication.
>>456
You want me to write cute e-mails? How would they look like?

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 12:59:00 ID:/4lfvICo
Shut up and study!
Hope dies last .
You can do it if you try etc.

Hang in there.

460 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 12:59:49 ID:G47mooO5
>>459
Holy shit, your words have woken me up...
Even if it might be too late now, I'm going to study as hard as I can!!

461 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:02:24 ID:v2qeBWMW
>>454
So OP was invited to their Christmas party?w

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:02:32 ID:tPyW9RFl
>>457
No happy end?wwww

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:07:03 ID:vpy0G6qS
I'm pretty sure I'm going to spend Christmas Eve here with you guys...

Let's make it a Christmas to remember.

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:12:40 ID:tDYQ9/TD
I hope on Christmas Eve OP will be telling us about how he won Kansai's heart.


465 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:22:17 ID:vpy0G6qS
Molester's clumsiness and Kansai's patience might be a good fit, actually.
Just a thought I had.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:27:26 ID:S0qdkAGO
>>454
I lost it at "Kill yourself.".

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:33:01 ID:lUSphbYM
OP should be just glad he's friends with Kansai now.
If you get too greedy, you might lose her as a friend too, you know?w

Why don't you ask Kansai to introduce you to a girl instead?

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:34:44 ID:+/50r4Wm
Hurry up and ask Kansai to take you for a ride on her bike so you can sit behind her and grope her boobs.

469 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:38:51 ID:SojBiGEk
Please introduce Kansai to me.

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:44:29 ID:vpy0G6qS
I want Loli Jugs then.

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 13:49:34 ID:rtLn+uFx
It hurts more to lose a friend than a lover. I'm serious.

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 14:00:48 ID:4CG3FO6M
>>471
Well, they're not even lovers yet.

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 14:05:51 ID:iGLL9mlP
>>472
That's not what I meant.

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 14:07:27 ID:tDYQ9/TD
So, Molester, which one of these pictures resembles Loli Jugs the most?


ttp://bb-guide.tv/syosai/2002/08/01/photo/105-1.jpg


ttp://www.tv-asahi.co.jp/roomnumber/030405/matsumoto/800.jpg


ttp://www.tv-asahi.co.jp/roomnumber/030802/409_matsumoto/800.jpg


ttp://www.apsylus.com/art/rpgfanart/rikku.shtml


ttp://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/jjchiang/images/rikku.jpg


ttp://006.tenkuu.net/006/art/oldart/rikku.jpg


ttp://www.h3.dion.ne.jp/~splan/gallry/rikku.jpg
ttp://www.h3.dion.ne.jp/~splan/gallry/rikku.jpg


ttp://connerieland.free.fr/Download/Wallpapers/16%20A%2020/FFX-Rikku.JPG


ttp://homepage2.nifty.com/t-tamutake/cg/marika.gif


ttp://www.kikki.co.jp/2004cl/img/04cl104o1a.jpg


ttp://kakuchan-web.hp.infoseek.co.jp/marika_03.jpg

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 14:26:25 ID:XP2t/3i+
Just so you know, Molester, I'm not going to have any time to hang out with you on Christmas Eve.

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 14:37:57 ID:p2gOi3wd
>>475
Gonna be on family duty?

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 15:03:23 ID:/4lfvICo
Judging from his posting times a week ago, Molester should be back in about an hour.
Let's organize a party to comfort him! We could all post something like "Congrats on flunking the test!" when he comes back.

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 15:12:05 ID:RcbxVvhZ
>>475
Are you going to be working?

Molester, you're not going to have to repeat the year, are you?
Anything but that, please.

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 15:22:55 ID:vpy0G6qS
OP's gonna turn into a shut-in for real if Kansai turns him down AND he has to repeat the year.
I just hope he doesn't start touching his reptiles... That'd be inhumane.

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 15:27:56 ID:gFDQFvmX
>>454
Wow.
OP's ID is perfectw

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 15:51:02 ID:vpy0G6qS
>>480
I didn't even notice until you said it.
You're really perceptivew

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 15:59:08 ID:jxTRwTgp
Whew. Just got back to my office.

I'm a little disappointed there aren't that many new posts to read since I posted at the beginnning of my lunch break.



>>480
Whoa, I totally missed thatw

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:05:02 ID:ZwQXkhpx
Alright, lunch break over.
And I've finally caught up with the thread.

484 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:11:34 ID:OIgm3U0u
I've caught up too...
Anyways, is an event going down tomorrow?
Let's try to come up with a plan.

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:13:52 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>483
How long is your lunch break!?

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:22:00 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>485
From 1 pm to 4 pmw

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:26:11 ID:OIgm3U0u
Your lunch break almost lasts until the evening.

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:27:36 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>486
What kind of company do you work at...?
How does your company survive?w

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:28:36 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>488
I run an orthopedic clinic.

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:30:30 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>489
Ahh, I see now...

Wait, you're a private clinician!?
What are you doing on 2ch if your lunch break is over!?

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:31:25 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>490
Yeah, I have to be really careful that my patients don't noticew
Like right now.

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:32:31 ID:lZeNHNGj
>>491
I wish my job was like that.

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:33:09 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>491
It was a serious question, you know?w
You can do whatever you want during your lunch break, but how can you be still here after your lunch break?

I'd hate to have you as my doctorw

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:41:47 ID:lUSphbYM
>>493
What? You don't browse 2ch during working hours?ww

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:42:59 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>493
Well, I'm usually doing home visits during lunch breakw

496 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 16:46:56 ID:G47mooO5
Guys! The test was easy!!
I'd given up on it because I thought I had to memorize all my notes, but the questions were all about practical knowledge.
I think I got almost all of them right!!

I guess miracles do happen.
Also, my new goal in life is to become a private clinician now.

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:52:25 ID:Y3ynwh+d
>>496
Dude... It's nice that you're happily telling us about your test,
but you really need more real-life friends than just Kansai.

You know something isn't right when you're posting on 2ch like you're talking to your friends.

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:54:24 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>496
You would have flunked it if it was about theoretical knowledge, but you aced it because it was about practical knowledge?w
Isn't it normally the other way round?


499 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:55:15 ID:bRQkmGkS
>>497
Did you just call out everyone in this thread?

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 16:56:21 ID:jxTRwTgp
Forgot to say this in my previous post. Why don't you copy-paste that post into an e-mail and send it to Kansai?

Add "I had a test today..." at the beginning though.

501 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 16:58:15 ID:G47mooO5
>>498
Ever since grade school, I was really bad at tests where you had to study and memorize stuff, no matter how simple they were.
Like math tests. Even if I put some effort into it, my grades were never any good.
But I was always pretty good at tests in subjects you can't really prepare for like Japanese.
>>499
This. Aren't we all friends in here?

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:00:21 ID:Y3ynwh+d
>>499
No, that wasn't my intention.
What I meant was, and sorry if I offended you, Molester, but
>>496 sounded to me like you're talking to your classmates or something.


503 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:01:27 ID:jxTRwTgp
"Today is another rainy day, huh? Well, not that it makes a difference.
Did you get home safe yesterday?

By the way, I had a test today, and it was really easyw
I'd given up on it because I thought I had to memorize all my notes, but the questions were all about practical knowledge.
I think I got almost all of them right!!

I guess miracles do happen.
My new goal in life is to become a private clinician now. Just joking."



E-mail her this.


504 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:03:15 ID:bIHY1EKb
Too long.

505 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 17:04:14 ID:G47mooO5
>>504
Rektw

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:04:16 ID:+/50r4Wm
If nothing happens this weekend, I think you're done for, OP.

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:05:31 ID:/ZaSqmrq
Oh, my first real-time encounter with Molester.
I'm on my way home right now, so please make sure something interesting has happened by the time I get there!



508 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:06:09 ID:79oFf2XO
But what can he do? She turned him down indirectly when he asked her out on a date.

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:06:15 ID:lUSphbYM
Looks like nothing's going down tonight...


510 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:06:29 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>504-505
orz

My e-mails are usually about that long......


Okay, send only the first two lines then.

511 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 17:10:24 ID:G47mooO5
>>510
Keep in mind that I e-mail her from my cell phone, not my PC.
I'm not sure if it'll fit in the character limit...

512 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:11:14 ID:81dIV76R
Sup, let me suggest the same thing I always suggest.
Send a snake pic!
It's like a greeting to start a conversation. You decide which pic to send.

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:11:47 ID:79oFf2XO
>>511
Nah, that's nowhere near the character limitw

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:13:17 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>511
The first two lines should fit just fine.

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:14:15 ID:0Wn/0Sek
Yeah, send a snake pic! ~>゜)~~~ (this is supposed to look like a snake)
If a pic of a snake is enough to creep her out, I'd think twice before inviting her over to your place.

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:15:12 ID:OIgm3U0u
The max. character limit is 5000.
Don't you know anything? Pfffhahaha

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:15:13 ID:CwyDIfDs
How big are your snakes anyway?
I wouldn't send a pic of them if they're huge.
Do you have an example pic?

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:17:49 ID:v2qeBWMW
Are you the youngest child in your family, Molester?

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:17:54 ID:81dIV76R
Comic Beam is hilarious.
Post pics of your snakes, OP. Let's see them snakes.

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:18:47 ID:G9ptmJt5
>>517
How about this? OP posts pics of his snakes here, and we VIPPERs decide
whether it's okay to send them to Kansai or not.

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:20:10 ID:CwyDIfDs
I got a lot of creepy results when I googled "pet snakes".
Though I have to admit it'd be pretty cool to have a corn snake.

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:22:23 ID:jxTRwTgp
Didn't OP say that he doesn't have a digital camera and his cell phone doesn't have a built-in camera either?

523 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 17:23:07 ID:G47mooO5
>>521
I can give you one if I get a successful breed next year.

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:24:21 ID:QvmhcHSz
It should be okay to send a close-up of a snake's head.
Snakes have big, round, cute eyes, after all.

It'd only look creepy if you can see their whole body in the pic imo.

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:28:31 ID:OIgm3U0u
This might be a good opportunity to switch from the Kansai route to the Beast route and get your happy ending.

526 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 17:29:36 ID:G47mooO5
You want me to get a bestiality end!?

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:30:04 ID:VmuIr8I9
I think it's time you told us their names and species.

As for the e-mail, I'd add the line
"This guy is my only friend."
to make it even creepier than it already is.

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:30:32 ID:81dIV76R
Post pics of your snakes now.

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:33:52 ID:CwyDIfDs
I guess I'll have to find a job in Tokyo next year then. orz
I only wish corn snakes stayed small.
If you want to send Kansai a pic, make it a close-up of a snake's head.
I tried googling for "corn snake breed", but didn't get much...


ttp://plaza.rakuten.co.jp/gerud02
I wish they were about this big.

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:34:39 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>529
I don't think OP meant a different species when he said "breed".

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:36:09 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
Please post their names too while you're at it. May the Snake God descend upon us!!

532 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:36:18 ID:CwyDIfDs
Ahh, I see.
No wonder I only got pics of insects.
Molester, what kind of snakes do you have?

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:36:55 ID:tPyW9RFl
OP was talking about getting his corn snakes to mate, wasn't he?

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:37:39 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
How do you look after your snakes, Molester? Do you take them out of their cage and play with them and stuff?

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:40:23 ID:CwyDIfDs
I thought "breed" was a corn snake subspecies. I'm retarded. orz
He obviously meant breeding. Thanks.

536 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 17:41:58 ID:G47mooO5
I had to get rid of most of my snakes a while ago, but as of now, I have the following:

A western hognose snake
A cream silk corn snake
↑ These two are adults
An anery stripe corn snake
↑ This one is still a baby

I sometimes play with the adult corn snake when it's in the mood for it.

537 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:42:20 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>535
They talk about "breeders" a lot in TV commercials, for example.

Aren't you glad you learned something new again?w Not to mention on VIP of all places.

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:43:06 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>536
How did you get rid of them?
Did you throw them away?

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:43:27 ID:CwyDIfDs
So,
you mainly keep corn snakes, huh?
It's nice of you that you'd even give one to me.
I'd of course pay you if it came to that though.
Corn snakes even change color, huh? Very intriguing. There's only one problem though.
I'm keeping rabbits right now. orz

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:44:04 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
That's amazing, Molester... Don't ask me why it's amazing, but I have a better opinion of you now.

So, what are their names?

541 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 17:44:06 ID:G47mooO5
>>538
Are you crazy?w
I couldn't afford to keep them all, so I auctioned some of them off.

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:46:36 ID:PnKD67QA
>>541
You heartless otaku!

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:46:45 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>541
I was afraid you'd thrown them away.

Even so, selling off living beings doesn't feel right to me...
I guess it is better than throwing them away.

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:47:04 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>541
I used to keep a lizard once, but I don't know anything about snakes. What do you feed your snakes?


545 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:47:09 ID:VmuIr8I9
>>531
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546 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 17:48:42 ID:G47mooO5
Guys, I'm not a reseller or something.
I only sold them because I couldn't afford the feed and the light/heat/electricity bills anymore.
I basically gave them away at a dirt-cheap price.
But well, they weren't very rare or expensive to begin with, so I probably couldn't have sold them for much more anyway.

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:49:29 ID:OIgm3U0u
The snakes you auctioned off have returned to you as women to repay you for raising them.

Everything adds up if you think about it like this.

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:50:52 ID:PnKD67QA
So Kansai is actually one of the snakes Molester auctioned off...

549 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 17:52:24 ID:G47mooO5
>>548
Where is this? Who am I?♪

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:56:15 ID:/lZzvdNr
Post pics of your snakes already.

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:56:24 ID:jxTRwTgp
I just googled for pics of corn snakes and...
I just... can't......... nope...

But well, I'm a guy who jumps at the sight of a snake 20m away from me.

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:57:14 ID:OIgm3U0u
I don't know about you guys, but I e-mail girls everyday...
OP seems to be holding back for some reason.
Aren't you going to e-mail one of the girls today?

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:57:47 ID:yrbtSPiU
>552
Get the fuck out of VIP.

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:58:05 ID:CwyDIfDs
ttp://plaza.rakuten.co.jp/gerud02
Reading this blog made me want to get a snake too. orz
Do people really think you're creepy when you have a snake...?

555 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 17:58:31 ID:G47mooO5
>>552
Get out of here before I end you, normalfag.

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 17:59:20 ID:XP2t/3i+
"Today's test was surprisingly easy."
Send her this first.
Then, send "Sorry, wrong person." right after it.
That should get a conversation going.

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:00:17 ID:CwyDIfDs
>>556
Hilarious.
That's a good one.


558 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:01:38 ID:PnKD67QA
>>556

That's it!

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:02:04 ID:XP2t/3i+
I bet she'll be like
"Huh?w Wrong person? You don't have anyone else you could write an e-mail tow Was it on purpose?"

560 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 18:02:35 ID:G47mooO5
It's all over when she finds out it was just an excuse to e-mail her though.

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:02:57 ID:VmuIr8I9

Raise your hand when you've e-mailed the "wrong" person on purpose before!

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:03:33 ID:CwyDIfDs
I like the idea because you can almost predict Kansai's reply.
It's probably funnier if you make it obvious that you did it on purpose.
Just make sure your e-mail is easy to reply to.

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:05:36 ID:XP2t/3i+
Pattern A:
"Huh?w Wrong person? You don't have anyone else you could write an e-mail tow Was it on purpose?"
If this is her reply, chances are good she likes you.

Pattern B:
"Okay."
If it's this, it's pretty much hopeless.

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:08:45 ID:jxTRwTgp
Let's leave the question of what to write aside and decide whether to send an e-mail today at all first.

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:11:20 ID:OIgm3U0u
Would that really spark a conversation?
Something like this should be easier for her to reply to:
"Just got out of a test. I think I guessed 80% of it right."

566 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 18:12:02 ID:G47mooO5
Whew, class is finally over.
Maybe I should have some ramen on my way home. Haven't had a sumptuous dinner in a while.

So you guys think I should send an e-mail?
I don't mind, but don't blame me if nothing interesting comes out of it.

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:12:54 ID:vpy0G6qS
I'll get off work in a few minutes, but... why do I have this feeling this thread will be dead by the time I get home... orz


568 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:14:06 ID:tPyW9RFl
>>556
Send the first half of this post and scrap the second half.

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:14:15 ID:CwyDIfDs
Now I want to know more about Molester's everyday eating habits...

570 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/19 18:14:26 ID:l8B5/Usj
Kansai meter:
  Target subject: Molester
  Measurement date: 2004/11/18

Love       Friend    Acquaintance    Creep     Call the police
 ├──────┼──────┼──────┼──────┤
          ↑
          Here ♥

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:15:20 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
>>566
Molester, let's try to get close enough to her that you can e-mail her everyday.
I'm sure there are women who find guys e-mailing them everyday annoying, but I doubt Kansai is one of them.
What do you think, Molester? Do you think she'd be annoyed?

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:15:28 ID:81dIV76R
Make sure to send Kansai a pic of your ramen!
I know, send it to the whole family restaurant squad!
No ulterior motives involved, just good old playfulness.

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:16:44 ID:OIgm3U0u
>>572
That's it.

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:16:56 ID:XP2t/3i+
Then you should have dinner at the family restaurant Kansai & co. work at!

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:17:04 ID:QvmhcHSz
>>566
Can you take pics with your cell phone?
If yes, send a close-up of a body part of one of your snakes with the caption "Guess what this is.".
Then talk to her about your hobbies and interests.

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:17:24 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>568
Good idea.
To keep it going, he could ask her if she got home safe yesterday, and then tell her about his test today.

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:19:08 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>sumptuous dinner
>ramen

I feel bad for OP now...

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:19:17 ID:jxTRwTgp
I only realized this after replying to it, but >>568 was meant to be a reply to >>566, right?

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:20:34 ID:tPyW9RFl
That's right. Thanks for pointing it out.

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:21:52 ID:diyeIRvN
First time I see this thread. Is it just me or does this have a Train Man feel to it?

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:22:32 ID:vpy0G6qS
One thing I noticed yesterday is
that OP only takes our advice into consideration in his first e-mail of the conversation.

So yeah, guys, the first e-mail is our time to shine.

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:23:19 ID:2WvArgPa
I just hope OP's not eating ramen in the food section of Jusco right now. That'd be too sad.

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:25:36 ID:v2qeBWMW
Why don't you send her a pic of the ramen you're having, OP? Add a comment like "Check out my sumptuous dinner!" and you're bound to get a reply.
If she doesn't reply... oh well...

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:25:43 ID:fq4XcN8A
Wouldn't this be the perfect opportunity to ask her out for dinner?
Like "Wanna have some extravagant ramen with me?".

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:27:14 ID:vpy0G6qS
>>580
Train Man was like a romance novel,
while this is more like a dating sim.

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:27:27 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
I don't know about "extravagant". How about "I'm going to treat myself to ramen tonight. Wanna join me?" instead?

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:28:18 ID:ZwQXkhpx
Send "This is the best I can afford." with a ramen pic attached.

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:30:27 ID:/4lfvICo
He said he doesn't have a digital camera around the time he got the crabs, but did he say he doesn't have a cell phone camera either?
Someone please confirm.

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:31:51 ID:vpy0G6qS
OP could send this with a ramen pic attached:
"This is the fanciest dinner I can afford.
......please treat me to something better sometime!


By the way, are you free on Christmas Eve?"

What do you guys think?

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:31:57 ID:+/50r4Wm
Didn't OP suggest ramen when he went shopping with all four of them? And didn't they react like he'd said something really stupid?

Don't do it.

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:32:52 ID:fq4XcN8A
At times like these, I really wish OP hadn't eaten the crabs all by himself.
Btw, if Molester were to send an e-mail now, he'd be the one to send the first e-mail again (yesterday and today).
Which is something we should try to avoid at any cost.

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:34:44 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>591
I doubt OP will get an e-mail from Kansai though.

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:35:19 ID:0IMaBRz+
>>589
That's coming on too strong, I think.

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:36:34 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
She called him to tell him that her lecture is over, remember?
I don't see anything wrong with e-mailing her to tell her his test is over.

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:37:21 ID:fq4XcN8A
>>592
Yeah, I doubt it too.
I know Molester has to make a move, but I just don't know if it should be tonight.
After all, she only e-mailed him back yesterday because her friends had skipped the lecture and she was all alone.
I guess we can't expect him to have so much luck again today, can we?

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:38:18 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>590
It was a different situation then.

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:39:33 ID:vpy0G6qS
She's waiting for you to e-mail her, OP!

Now, stop complaining and send "SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP" to Loli Jugs!

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:40:43 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>595
I guess not.
Even if she does reply back, Molester's e-mail skills are so lacking it won't last...

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:42:07 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>588
I did a quick check and it looks like he never said his cell phone had no camera...
Sorry for the confusion.

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:42:44 ID:ZwQXkhpx
What kind of part-time job do you have, Molester?

601 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:43:18 ID:81dIV76R
Is it always the same guy that makes these "SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP" posts?

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:43:50 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>600
You asked that question a few times before, didn't you?w

And OP ignored you every time.

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:44:38 ID:Zdo9U/tp
>>570

604 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:44:39 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>602
I think you're mistaking me for someone else.

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:47:27 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>603
Ohh, cool.
Not the first time I see this bug, but I'm impressed you found it.

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:48:28 ID:MzVRZ8BJ
>>603
Nice find!! And >>570 made me crack up so hard.
What did he do to my Kansai meter...

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:49:43 ID:Zdo9U/tp
>>605
I replied to the post just in case and got lucky.

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:50:20 ID:v2qeBWMW
I don't know what job OP works or what he majors in. In fact, I don't know anything about him, so all I can say is superficial stuff like "Ask her out for dinner" and "Ask her out on a date".

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:50:52 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>607
I was wondering why the "Love" and "Call the police" labels were mirrored when I saw his post.
Now I know why.



610 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:51:03 ID:fq4XcN8A
Don't you have a topic you would like to talk to her about, OP?

611 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 18:58:27 ID:tDYQ9/TD
Molester, aren't there any other possible girl routes at your workplace?

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 19:03:15 ID:vpy0G6qS
>>601
I don't know... I posted it 2 or 3 times... I guess it IS me you're talking about then, huh?w

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 19:10:10 ID:81dIV76R
>>612 Keep up the good work. Be careful though since SLURPing too much can be bad for your health.

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 19:12:13 ID:bIHY1EKb
Is Kansai actually from Kansai?

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 19:17:08 ID:jxTRwTgp
>>614
No. OP calls her Kansai because she seemed like she's from Kansai at first.



We can't rule out the possibility that her parents are actually from Kansai though.

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 19:22:24 ID:vpy0G6qS
>>613
Thank you for the kind warning. I'll be careful from now on.

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 19:30:27 ID:lZeNHNGj
OP calls her Kansai because she looks like Dynamite Kansai.

618 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/19 19:35:45 ID:1Ow9DlEc
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 19:37:17 ID:jxTRwTgp
Is Molester still not home?

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 19:40:49 ID:ZwQXkhpx
>>619
We believe he's having a sumptuous ramen dinner at the food section of Jusco.

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 19:59:09 ID:fq4XcN8A
That dumbass. How long does it take to eat some ramen......
Or did something happen to him?

622 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/19 20:00:09 ID:g0hfVP+q
ヽ(´A`)ノ Brb watching Mononoke Hime on NTV!

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:10:25 ID:jxTRwTgp
.....................sigh..................oh well............

Guess I'll head home then.
Laters. ノシ

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:13:46 ID:ScDuMgHe
Btw, how was KimuTaku in Howl's Moving Castle?

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:20:48 ID:GKwG1L2i
Better than I thought. Maybe it's because he doesn't have many lines.

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:21:57 ID:fNXgbEx0
Is everyone here a perma-virgin with no female contacts or what?
Do you seriously think that that e-mail conversation was an indication for Kansai's feelings for Molester?
It was a normal conversation, nothing more... Idiots like you are the reason women think men always misread signals.

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:23:50 ID:WasRBhTa
Great. I finally manage to come home early for a change,
only to realize it's one of those days when nothing happens in the thread...

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:25:25 ID:0IMaBRz+
>>624
I heard Kimura was surprisingly okay.
Apparently, the voice acting for young Sophie was much worse.

My older sister went to watch it yesterday.

629 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 20:40:47 ID:mONTrCiJ
I'm back.

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:41:51 ID:EwPxsfbc
Welcome back.

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:42:14 ID:fq4XcN8A
>>629
Please elaborate.

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:42:15 ID:bIHY1EKb
Welcome back.

633 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:42:45 ID:tDYQ9/TD
Tell us about the ramen you had first.

634 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:45:23 ID:v2qeBWMW
So, did Molester write this weekend off or why isn't he doing anything today?
Or did he already send an e-mail?

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:45:34 ID:hk5gM9YI
>>629
Aren't you going to e-mail her today? Mononoke Hime is on right now,
so why don't you send "Mononoke is so good." as an opener and then ask her out with "Wanna watch Howl's tomorrow?"?

636 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 20:46:59 ID:mONTrCiJ
First of all, I had salt-flavored ramen today, 730 yen a bowl.

The soup wasn't too strong in taste, had a consistently light flavor, and came with straight noodles,
which are getting harder to come by these days. I don't think I need to tell you how well straight noodles go with lightly-spiced soup.
Personally, if I had to complain about something, it would be the thickness of the noodles as I prefer my straight noodles thinner.
However, the overall taste and the equally good aftertaste more than made up for it.
When I took my first sip, I was like "Huh? Isn't the taste a bit too strong?" for a moment, but with the second and third sip, my tongue gradually got used to it,
and the pungent smell characteristic to seafood broth quickly changed into a delicious flavor that made my mouth water.
All in all, it was neither too oily nor too heavy, and before I knew it, I had sipped the soup all up down to the last drop.

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:47:38 ID:bIHY1EKb
Here's an idea I just thought of.
If Kansai should ever get annoyed by your e-mails, tell her you got carried away because you haven't had a friend in ages.

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:48:40 ID:fq4XcN8A
>>636
Send that as an e-mail to Kansai.

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:49:08 ID:ScDuMgHe
>>Molester

I've been meaning to tell you this. You're really good at writing food reviews.

640 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 20:49:09 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>637
"Eww, you were serious when you said you don't have any friends!? What a creep!!"

If the last e-mail from her is something like this, I'll hang myself.

641 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 20:50:32 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>474
I'd say the first one resembles her face the most.

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 20:57:38 ID:OIgm3U0u
Is everyone afk watching Mononoke Hime or what?
I myself prefer Laputa.

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:02:21 ID:Z7KuT9KI
I'm watching Godzilla vs. Destoroyah.

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:03:20 ID:0IMaBRz+
I'm watching Tsukihime.

645 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:05:02 ID:mAZfRYon
I don't think Kansai will ever get annoyed by Molester's e-mails.
Miss Undie doesn't have many friends → She doesn't get many e-mails → Her inbox is full of Molester's e-mails → She gets annoyed, right?
In Kansai's case, however, Molester's e-mails only make up a tiny fraction of the vast amount of e-mails she gets everyday.

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:07:38 ID:81dIV76R
You should have sent her a ramen pic.
You lack playfulness.

647 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 21:11:41 ID:mONTrCiJ
I lack playfulness? Wha...?

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:15:23 ID:hk5gM9YI
>>647
Dude, Howl's going to premiere tomorrow. Ask her out, man.
They're showing Mononoke Hime on TV right now. The timing is perfect.

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:16:01 ID:WasRBhTa
If Molester managed to rid himself of his creepy desperation and started developing playfulness,

he just... wouldn't be the Molester I know... and love anymore.

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:16:41 ID:fNXgbEx0
Would she even want to go watch Howl's?w

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:16:44 ID:jkrKNPAw
Kansai: "And you're not that creepy, Molester."

What do you think about this, Molester?

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:17:20 ID:fq4XcN8A
Even if OP asked her out now, I'm afraid she'd just brush it off.

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:36:00 ID:XP2t/3i+
topa-ma
topa-ma
topa-ma
OPA=MA

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:52:40 ID:S98ulTew
He only asked her to go shopping for self-defense products with him yesterday. Now you want him to suggest going to watch Howl's?
Meh, I don't know about that...

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 21:57:13 ID:yBEc8AE7
If you're going to go watch a movie, make it Godzilla: Final Wars instead of Howl's.

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:07:34 ID:P1DOv7mD
Ask her out. It's now or never! m9(`・ω・´) Naw, I'm just kidding.

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:18:01 ID:lGgkio2v
Howl's gonna flop.

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:20:41 ID:fq4XcN8A
In b4 OP goes "Wanna go laugh at KimuTaku's voice acting with me?".

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:20:54 ID:PpO0pp3P
Isn't it a problem that you haven't contacted Miss Undie at all since last week?
Your attitude towards Kansai has changed so much compared to last weekend...


660 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:21:10 ID:zu3ebZ7m
Today's sadness will pass away! The rain will turn into a sunshower!

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:24:05 ID:WasRBhTa
>>659
Ohh, that's what I was thinking too!
I completely agree with you, bro.

But OP keeps ignoring us...

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:44:26 ID:P1DOv7mD
First of all, Molester needs to come out of hiding.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:47:38 ID:tDYQ9/TD
Molester is having shadow seicross right now.

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:47:52 ID:XP2t/3i+
Molester is busy shitposting in the Mononoke Hime live watch thread right now.

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:52:24 ID:XP2t/3i+
           、ヽ i | l /
          、ゝし刈'//r-
             \ヘYY//
            (ヽ))/)  ∩
      ,. --─ '彡=゚∀゚ミ 彡  < Riding my bike, I'm on my way to you
     /      シシ ⊂彡
      |〈   (    ミミミ彡彡
     | ,) /`ー--ミミミ彡`
      /〈,,,,//    {,,,ノ,,ノ
      )LL      )LL


666 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 22:56:03 ID:v2qeBWMW
>>659 You're right, but it's too late. Everyone else in this thread probably doesn't realize because they're too busy glorifying Kansai, but coming on this strong even though you're just acquaintances must be perfect material for gossip at her workplace.
"What? He's going after you next, Kansai? Doesn't he have any integrity?w He must be getting desperate because he's still a virgin." "I wonder if I look like an easy woman to him..." "Well, he asked you out for the weekend." "I'm going to passw He's not any fun to be with and I don't want him to get the wrong idea either."
But well, it's just my imagination, so please ignore me and keep going.

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:01:11 ID:P1DOv7mD
>>666
Holy crap, your post is hard to read!
It's because you're posting from a cell phone, isn't it?
Are you that addicted to 2ch or what?

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:01:54 ID:PnKD67QA
>>667
You're one to talk. I saw you spamming in that abandoned thread earlierww

But well, I did too.

669 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/19 23:02:14 ID:wE4F4eTt
Kansai meter:
  Target subject: Molester Man
  Measurement date: 2004/11/18

      Love       Friend    Acquaintance    Creep     Call the police
       ├──────┼──────┼──────┼──────┤
      ∩___∩   /)
      | ノ      ヽ  ( i )))
     /  ●   ● | / /
     |    ( _●_)  |ノ /  Here right now bear
    彡、   |∪|    ,/
    /    ヽノ   /´



Here's how this post shows up in the mouseover post preview of a 2ch browser:


Kansai meter:
  Target subject: Molester Man
  Measurement date: 2004/11/18

      Love       Friend    Acquaintance    Creep     Call the police
       ├──────┼──────┼──────┼──────┤
                                                                         ∩___∩   /)
                                                                         | ノ      ヽ  ( i )))
                                                                        /  ●   ● | / /
                                                                        |    ( _●_)  |ノ /  Here right now bear
                                                                       彡、   |∪|    ,/
                                                                       /    ヽノ   /´



670 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:03:01 ID:fNXgbEx0
>>666
I'm sure everyone here with common sense realizes it. Though I doubt the girls talk like your average 2channer thoughw
The ones who keep going about how Kansai is in love with OP just want to see him get him rejected.


671 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:03:24 ID:PnKD67QA
>>669
In your dreams. ^^

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:03:58 ID:P1DOv7mD
>>668
Teehee.

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:04:02 ID:WasRBhTa
Alright, e-mail or call Miss Undie now, Molester!

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:04:55 ID:fNXgbEx0
The truth is probably more like this.

Kansai meter:
  Target subject: Molester Man
  Measurement date: 2004/11/18

      Love       Friend    Acquaintance    Creep     Call the police
       ├──────┼──────┼──────┼──────┤
                ∩___∩   /)
                | ノ      ヽ  ( i )))
               /  ●   ● | / /
               |    ( _●_)  |ノ /  Here right now bear
              彡、   |∪|    ,/
                    ヽノ   /´

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:08:25 ID:zu3ebZ7m
If we want to know what Kansai thinks about him, shouldn't we ask Molester?
He should know it best, right?

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:11:30 ID:AWt01C3k
>>671
Look carefully.
 ↓
>>669

677 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:13:01 ID:v2qeBWMW
>>667
Sorry, I'm in a toilet stall of a karaoke bar browsing 2ch on my cell phone because karaoke is a pain in the ass.
I guess I'll go back to lurking then.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:14:15 ID:XP2t/3i+
Truth be told, there's no way of knowing what someone else feels deep in their heart.
Maybe Kansai actually feels annoyed by OP and his e-mails,
and maybe the inconspicuous Miss Yamaoka fell in love with OP at first sight and we will never know.
That's just how it is. The only way to find out how Kansai feels is asking her about it in a serious tone.
Though I doubt that Molester has the balls to do something like that.

Give it up. There are no hidden messages in this post.

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:15:21 ID:AWt01C3k
>>667
Samefag detected.

Learn to use a specialized 2ch browser.

680 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 23:16:12 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>671
Oh, come on!

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:16:25 ID:AWt01C3k
>>679
Wrong thread.
Ignore my post. orz

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:18:16 ID:S0qdkAGO
From yesterday's e-mails:

Kansai: "So I'm your partner?"
Molester: "But of course. It can only be you, Kansai!!"
Kansai: "Because we're the only friends you have, right?w Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?"
Molester: "I told you I have countless friends... And out of them all, I chose you, sis."
Kansai: "You're making me blush."
Molester: "I know."

Made my heart skip a beat. I want to believe it made the needle of the Kansai meter shoot up too.


683 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:22:10 ID:fNXgbEx0
Why is everyone dumb as a brick here? Oh, I'm on VIP.

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:23:15 ID:P1DOv7mD
>>669
>>669
>>669
>>669
>>669
>>669

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:24:32 ID:81dIV76R
Hey, Molester. Why don't you send a broadcast e-mail to all girls?
Before you go after Kansai, become friends with everyone in the family restaurant squad first.
Try to come up with an e-mail brimming with playfulness that you can send to all of them at once.

686 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:24:48 ID:WasRBhTa
The Kansai in my imagination says... says...... She stopped talking to me. orz

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:24:57 ID:WYzUrV9l
>670
I'm one of the people who seriously think that Kansai is falling in love with Molester,
but I've never even once wished for Molester to get rejected.

Love can't be rationalized, you know?
Is it really fun to love someone with your head?
Are you really that scared of getting hurt, Molester?

All my life, I've tried to keep a cool head and stayed in my comfort zone.
And now I regret it all.

688 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 23:26:42 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>685
To all of them at once...?
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:27:49 ID:PpO0pp3P
>666 exaggerated a littlew
But I'm sure they do tell each other when they get an e-mail from OP.

Miss Undie is friends with Kansai, so if you change your attitude too suddenly,
you can't expect Kansai to trust you anymore.


690 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:28:42 ID:XP2t/3i+
>>687 is right.
I've never confessed my love to a woman in my life either.
Thinking back now, I had the chance to 4 or 5 times. OTL
But what's past is past. The next time I fall in love with someone, I'll be sure to tell them how I feel.
Molester, thinking won't get you anywhere. Do what your heart says.

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:28:51 ID:bIHY1EKb
>>689
Man, that's an awful lot of P's in your ID.

692 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/19 23:29:36 ID:mONTrCiJ
>>689
Gasp!
You mean they're laughing at me and discussing how to get rid of me behind my back?

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:30:29 ID:PpO0pp3P
>>691
It even says 3P at the end... orz

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:30:51 ID:fNXgbEx0
>>687
Kansai is still under the impression that Molester likes Miss Understanding, so the worst thing he could do now is make a move on Kansai. It's too early.
You say love can't be rationalized, but it'd just make her think that Molester is desperate for a girlfriend and would go after any girl.


695 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:32:09 ID:WasRBhTa
>>690
I've always confessed my love too early and got rejected everytime though...

You should only confess when you know for sure that she loves you. I had to learn it the hard way.

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:34:19 ID:WasRBhTa
By the way, I even proposed to my wife only after it was decided that we'd get married.
And the only reason I did something embarrassing like that is because I'd heard that women are more likely to divorce if you don't propose to them...

697 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/19 23:34:52 ID:z2Py0wQN
Anything new happen today?
I guess not from the looks of it.

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:36:17 ID:mPEw+N6p
Hey, Molester Man.
Please read >>687 carefully.
I'm not samefagging.
If you don't want to become a 25+ year old guy without a girlfriend like me,
then you better take those words of advice to heart.


699 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:38:39 ID:WYzUrV9l
Yeah. I see your point.

But I was talking about those guys who always say no to everything, you know?
Guys that are too phlegmatic and big-headed.
I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt if OP was a bit more passionate about this.

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:41:26 ID:vkgFIRJH
Hey, Substitution Man,
read >>694.

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:41:32 ID:WYzUrV9l
>>699
>>694

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:41:41 ID:KwncuPpM
I'm sorry, but Molester's eyes are glued to TVK right now.


703 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:42:14 ID:WasRBhTa
>>699
Ignore them, they're just jealous.

I am too. This is like a real-life version of Ichigo 100%...

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:46:39 ID:fNXgbEx0
>>703
No, I'm not jealous. All I'm saying is that you can't just follow your heart blindly.

But first, would you care to explain how Molester's situation is anything like that manga?w

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:48:06 ID:PpO0pp3P
Oh, Ichigo 100% is the title of a manga?


706 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:49:08 ID:zu3ebZ7m
This resembles Kimi ga Nozomu Eien a lot more than Ichigo 100%.

707 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:50:17 ID:fNXgbEx0
>>705
It's a shitty manga. No idea if it's still shit since I stopped reading Jump a while ago.
You might like it if you're into dating sims though.

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:53:13 ID:XP2t/3i+
For now, I'd say we give OP until Christmas.

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:53:59 ID:S0qdkAGO
>>699
Yeah, that wouldn't hurt... if Kansai and OP were middle-schoolersw
But they're both adults, and love between adults is all about mind games.
And I dare say that the most enjoyable thing about a relationship is the time building up to it.

Molester is somewhat prone to going berserk and has made his share of mistakes, but he can be pretty smooth like in >>682 too.
I know OP taking it nice and slow can be a bit frustrating to watch for us bystanders, but this is a very crucial phase, wouldn't you agree?

710 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:55:04 ID:fNXgbEx0
>>709
Oh, shut up, your chin is sticking out.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/19 23:55:55 ID:WasRBhTa
>>704
There's the fact that he's got his own harem of cute girls. I wish I had one too.

712 : Braided Wig ◆pJZTPjtius : 04/11/19 23:56:35 ID:CzAmlF/b
"I'm a 20-year-old male student. Ask me anything."
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100873151/

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:03:00 ID:Q8Vyfe9t
>>709
OP's taking it nice and slow? Isn't he trying to settle it as quickly as possible now?
Not that I mind if that's what he really wants. It's more entertaining for usw

If he really wanted to take it nice and slow, he'd have stayed in contact with Miss Undie instead of dropping her like that.
It's like she only serves as an excuse to get closer to Kansai now.

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:03:39 ID:+Qhyz3KL
>709
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying OP should throw caution out of the window and go for it now.

Some people in this thread keep saying it's out of the question that Kansai likes OP.
All I want to say is, how do you know? You don't.

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:05:11 ID:+fE4Tapl
>>709
How do I put this... On one hand, you have OP who doesn't have any experience in love, and on the other, you have Kansai who's serious about love,
I don't think either of them really cares for mind games when it comes to love.

Take the Kansai in my imagination, for instance.
She likes Molester, but doesn't think of him as a love interest. If he were to confess to her now, she'd start feeling awkward hanging out with Molester, and wouldn't be able to talk to him so casually anymore.

If Molester wants to date Kansai, he should try to maintain the status quo until Kansai comes to the realization
"Ah, maybe I like Molester...".

Damn, since when I did I start writing such long posts... I must be getting old.

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:05:49 ID:pRXpS37G
In the end, the only person who actually knows whether Kansai likes Molester or not is Kansai herself.
All we can do is show OP his options and comfort him if he picks the wrong one.
The Kansai meter is just a guess of the poster, so there's no need to take it apart every time.
Whether Molester should go for it now or not is not up to us to decide.
Only Molester himself can decide if he wants to regret trying or regret not trying.
In any case, let's just watch over him and see if Molester Man can cause a miracle and lose the "Molester" to become a "Man".

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:06:40 ID:+fE4Tapl
After careful rereading, I agree with the second half of >>709.

718 : You can tell a VIPPER by their behaviour ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/20 00:07:15 ID:+ds42o2L
tl;dr

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:09:11 ID:2Z8WdG3C
I haven't kept up with this since the fifth thread or so. How is Molester Fucking Man doing?

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:10:17 ID:kUB98l+P
Molester, you've made some wonderful friends~
Look at all these VIPPERs seriously racking their brains for you.
I'm so happy for you I almost shed a tear of joy, little bro. (´Д⊂

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:11:32 ID:+fE4Tapl
Dammit all... I hate that you get more long-winded as you age.
As a VIPPER, you have to be able to... express your thoughts in short and simple language.

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:14:11 ID:Q8Vyfe9t
But Molester never gets worked up about all this, does he?
I bet we're more worked up about this than him even though we're strangers.

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:14:11 ID:4KJJF0Jg
I'm starving.

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:15:03 ID:+Qhyz3KL
>720
Meanwhile, Molester is ignoring his wonderful friends to have shadow seicross.

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:15:53 ID:kUB98l+P
Has Molester already gone to sleep?


726 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:16:28 ID:Q8Vyfe9t
He's probably watching TV.

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:16:34 ID:+fE4Tapl
>>722
Now that's something I can reply to in short and simple language.

"He's just a lazy bum."

728 : 709 : 04/11/20 00:16:59 ID:x6TUYG7v
I've been in this thread since part 1, and I've noticed that the people here only ever agree to the first or second half of my post. How come?

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:17:18 ID:4KJJF0Jg
Is Molester not coming back tonight?

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:19:16 ID:+fE4Tapl
>>728
Really? When I post my opinion, the people here usually ignore the first AND second half of my post.

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:21:21 ID:Q8Vyfe9t
Ever noticed how Molester never comes back when we're having a serious discussion?


732 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:24:23 ID:kUB98l+P
That's true.
I've never seen Molester join us when we're discussing something seriously.
Even if he does, he only replies to completely unrelated posts.

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:24:45 ID:x6TUYG7v
>>730
I agree with the second half of your post.

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:25:33 ID:X1ksNV3p
Oh well, that's just how VIP is.

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:25:42 ID:+Qhyz3KL
And most of the time, we can only have a serious discussion when Molester's not around.

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:26:16 ID:pRXpS37G
Half of this thread is made up of posts by the OP.

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:26:18 ID:bu1OETDz
You'll never be popular with girls by playing mind games.

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:27:01 ID:4TmWYiSo
I want to fall in love irl, but I'm too addicted to 2D. What do?


739 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:27:19 ID:X1ksNV3p
Oh well, Molester can ignore us all he wants, it'll never change the fact that he himself is getting ignored by Miss Understanding.

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:30:16 ID:+fE4Tapl
>>739
I've said this before, but I don't think the Miss Undie route is as hopeless as Molester makes it out to be.
She seemed interested enough during their phone calls.

I think, it's just Molester making it look like that with his reports that are obviously biased towards Kansai.

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:30:29 ID:Q8Vyfe9t
Even if Molester doesn't reply to all our posts,
he doesn't think that he ignores them
because he reads every single one of them.
At least, I hope he does.

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:35:31 ID:+fE4Tapl
So, guys, do we have a plan for this weekend?

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:36:46 ID:+Qhyz3KL
>740
But well, Molester's feelings are already leaning toward Kansai.

In any case, it's better if he's only got one target.

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:42:49 ID:+fE4Tapl
>>743
I think it's too early to limit himself to only one girl.
He should hang out with all of them until Miss Undie's stalker problem is taken care of.

I fear OP will completely ignore Miss Undie if he decides to go after Kansai.
And if that happens, he might lose all routes...

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:48:16 ID:kUB98l+P
Do you guys know the movie "Being John Malkovich"?
Wouldn't it be awesome if we VIPPERs could all enter Molester's mind together and control him?

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:49:26 ID:3v7G1WKF
>>745
We'd fuck up Molester's life in five minutes.

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:51:40 ID:k7L7XzKd
Extras needed for the upcoming movie "Shinsetsu Tiger Mask"!!
ttp://www.ent-club.co.jp/tigermas.htm

I want OP to ask Kansai out to this movie shoot, so they can be all lovey-dovey by the time the movie comes out.
And then I want them to go watch it together.

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:51:51 ID:X1ksNV3p
>>746
Sounds like fun.

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:54:05 ID:Q8Vyfe9t
Wouldn't it be better if OP went to buy a pepper spray for Miss Undie by himself this weekend?


750 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 00:56:13 ID:TSmISlSi
Molester needs to make clear what he wants to do first.
Or else we won't be able to help him at all.
Does he want to make Kansai fall in love with him or not?
Because our advice will be completely different depending on that.

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:06:50 ID:fPIr2B+S
Let me be honest. ALL SHE NEEDS IS A LITTLE PUSH NOW.


752 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:06:54 ID:kUB98l+P
If our assumption is right that Kansai has lots of friends, I doubt she'll hang out with Mr. Molester this weekend.
The same thing can be said about the other girls though...

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:10:58 ID:X1ksNV3p
>>751
It's Molester we're talking about here. He might end up pushing her off the cliff.

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:11:50 ID:3v7G1WKF
Nah, she's gonna ignore him and he'll jump off the cliff instead.

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:12:33 ID:Q8Vyfe9t
How about we organize an offline meet-up with Molester this weekend?

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:17:18 ID:Ktakcm+d
I hope the meet-up is going to involve crabs.

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:18:29 ID:4KJJF0Jg
Yeah, crabs!

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:21:18 ID:fPIr2B+S
Women love assertive men!

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:32:54 ID:3v7G1WKF
Molester doesn't seem very motivated. I have this bad feeling that it's all going to be over this weekend.

760 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 01:37:48 ID:hvbt5hJT
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:40:10 ID:bu1OETDz
There's her part-time job too. I doubt anything new will happen anytime soon.

Unless the stalker makes a move soon because then we'd have our new event.

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:46:06 ID:pRXpS37G
Hmm... OP needs to somehow strengthen his relationship with the girls soon,
or before he knows it, they'll be like
"Oh right, there was a guy called Molester, wasn't there?".
He needs to become a part of the family restaurant squad.

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:48:51 ID:s/CDH2EK
Alright. Let's all meet up at the family restaurant Miss Undie & co. work at tomorrow, order omelets, and...
leave one fifth of it on our plates.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 01:59:53 ID:X1ksNV3p
How's this? Molester wins Kansai over by showing her an unexpected side of himself.





Oh well, the only question is if there is an unexpected side to Molester that could win Kansai over.

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 02:00:36 ID:mUo+8J7x
Molester, dude.
Why didn't you e-mail her today...?

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 02:05:39 ID:s/CDH2EK
>Oh well, that's just how VIP is.
>Oh well, Molester can ignore us all he wants, it'll never change the fact that he himself is getting ignored by Miss Understanding.
>Oh well, the only question is if there is an unexpected side to Molester that could win Kansai over.

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 02:09:10 ID:DkC1MQMX
OP should go to the police. Ask them if they're making any progress and make them get off their lazy asses. Threatening them with going to the press should work.
But well, I'd still prefer it if Molester got stabbed by the stalker instead.

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 02:47:52 ID:cxDTbI6j
If Molester got stabbed by the stalker and landed in hospital,
I feel like he would actually get his harem end.

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 03:15:15 ID:+fE4Tapl
By the way, the Loli Jugs drawing I requested in this drawfag thread is finished.

"I'll draw whatever the second post requests thread"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1099321524/468

"I'm a 20-year-old waitress, and my nickname is 'Loli Jugs'. Please draw me."

ttp://news4vip.ath.cx/up/vip1523.gif

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 03:15:36 ID:97Eb4tf9
>>768 I swear if a hospital shows up in this story, it'll be a carbon copy of you know what...

771 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 05:48:04 ID:pkYWRUo1
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 05:59:10 ID:xVlpFduD
Speaking of Train Man...
I couldn't be arsed to until now, but just now, I finally brought myself to binge read it from start to finish.
At the end, I was very moved like pretty much everyone else who read it before me.
But to be honest, Train Man's last few posts about how he almost had sex with Hermes made me cringe...
When I'd finished reading, I was like "Whew... Haven't read something this good in a while.",
but I regained my composure after a while, and figured "I bet many think it's made up though.",
Having checked out a few Train Man verification sites, I am now convinced that a lot of it is definitely made up.
Whatever actually happened, if any of it actually happened, must have been dramatized and spiced up a lot. It's really creepy if you think about it...

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 06:03:05 ID:xVlpFduD
So,
what I'm trying to say is,
Molester Man's story seems a lot more realistic to me compared to Train Man's.
Maybe it's just because I'm following it in real-time though.

And,
provided Molester isn't making this all up, and he doesn't get tired of reporting back to us,
this is probably going to continue for about as long as Train Man.

In short, hang in there, Molester! Hang in there!

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 08:01:12 ID:qR6fBx/N
News from last week that could serve as a topic:

Princess Sayako announced her marriage
Russia to return two islands to China
Yokota Megumi's photos turned out to be photoshopped
Chinese submarine entered Japanese waters
Hanshin Tigers signed a 15-year-old
First-grade student killed in Nara

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 08:24:02 ID:FFpaTY3B
Good morning, guys.
I tried to act cool at work and ended up acting cold towards the girl I have a crush on again...

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 08:24:58 ID:TO8BfRCd
>>775
Morning, downer.
Tomorrow is another day.

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 08:26:08 ID:15xhWGNj
>>772
Dude, looking up Train Man verification sites after reading Train Man is like
googling for photos of a manga artist after fapping to his H-manga.

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 08:30:57 ID:T/0TjAEE
Well, Train Man's story is how Train Man remembers it,
and I bet he himself couldn't even tell you if all of it is true.
After all, a person's memories are prone to distortion.
If it's unintentional modification like that, I'm sure Molester Man is no exception.

But that's what good about stories like that.

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 08:31:14 ID:FFpaTY3B
>>776
I'm not a downer... I'm normally a cheerful guy...
But when I'm in front of her, I can't help but put on this cool mature act to hide my feelings...
She happens to be pretty witty too, which is why we end up arguing all the time. Guess we resemble Molester x Kansai in that aspect...

780 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 08:43:13 ID:l12v2XIw
Morning, everyone.
I assume OP didn't e-mail anyone yesterday, huh?
Oh well, not that it's a bad thing since a tactical retreat can be important too sometimes.
As a VIPPER though, I wish OP kept on pushing forward.

781 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 09:11:33 ID:cUwZpTt3
Hey, everyone, the guy who accidentally fell asleep after watching SAKUSAKU last night is back.


>>769
pant pant

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:12:17 ID:TO8BfRCd
Morning, Molester.
First things first, check your e-mails.

783 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 09:15:24 ID:cUwZpTt3
Speaking of e-mails, it was my cell phone's e-mail notification sound that woke me up this morning.

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:15:53 ID:ttsjAbvO
It's an early morning e-mail━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:15:56 ID:TO8BfRCd
ΩΩΩ<Wha-What did you sayーーーーー!?

786 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:16:56 ID:FFpaTY3B
Hate to leave now when something new is happening, but I'm off to bed.
Have fun and hang in there. Try not to go berserk or to come on too strong.

787 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 09:19:21 ID:cUwZpTt3
Well, it was just from my mom though.

"Are you already up, Molester?
Did you get the rice and Lipovitan I sent you? Please reply."


is what it said. I'm going to reply "I got them, thank you, mom".

788 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:19:56 ID:TO8BfRCd
It's the Mom route━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:21:20 ID:ttsjAbvO
What a kind moooo━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━oooom
I'm in love.

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:22:11 ID:liVziu9X
>>787
I guess mothers are the same everywhere.

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:23:49 ID:qR6fBx/N

http://www.iris.dti.ne.jp/~minzu/ripoD.jpg

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:25:54 ID:l12v2XIw
>>791
Is that a Lipovitan cell phone charm? DO WANT.

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:58:16 ID:LiTbr9tq
Good morning, guys.

I'll be back around noon.

794 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 09:59:36 ID:qR6fBx/N
Watching this anime called Keroro something for the first time right now.

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:01:53 ID:nK3gOGFH
My mom just told me she won't wake me up in the mornings anymore starting this Monday.
Mom...... How am I supposed to wake up in time for school?

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:03:12 ID:XG5ELWC9
Prepare to give her a shoulder massage. It's an emergency.

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:16:13 ID:nK3gOGFH
Are you talking to me?

She said she'd love to wake me up every morning,
but then I'd never learn to wake up on my own.
She said it was a tough decision.
She said "I'm sorry".

Even though I'm the one at fault.

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:21:21 ID:l12v2XIw
>>797
You're a horrible son!!
How hard can it be to wake up on your own?w

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:22:57 ID:LiTbr9tq
↓ Someone post that AA from the filial piety thread.

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:24:08 ID:QNdfCTSn
Die, old hag.

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:31:23 ID:nK3gOGFH
Oh well, I'll just have to learn to go to bed earlier, I suppose.
Yeah.

More importantly, weren't you going to go shopping for self-defense products today, OP?

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:32:26 ID:qR6fBx/N
I wonder what Kansai and the others' plans are for today. Are they working?

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:33:24 ID:Ptbafgu3
>>773
Nah, Molester's story is just as fishy as Train Man's.

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 10:52:18 ID:l12v2XIw
Why don't you go have lunch at the place Kansai and the girls work at?

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:08:33 ID:j5oMePxp
So, Molester, are you going to stay put again today?
You don't have anything planned anyway, do you?

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:08:48 ID:ttsjAbvO
We always lump the four girls together, but they never said they're best friends, right?
Kansai must have a BFF outside of that group.

807 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 11:13:19 ID:cUwZpTt3
Maybe I'll send an e-mail...

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:22:45 ID:7XNKquaX
To whom?

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:30:07 ID:Fy84RXwD
If OP sent an e-mail, he must have already gotten a reply by now.

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:32:49 ID:j5oMePxp
When OP does make a move, it's always so suddenw
Well, it's entertaining, so I'm not complaining.

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:36:50 ID:l12v2XIw
Think Molester can make Kansai fall in love with him?

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:43:34 ID:Hx4sZrGo
Good morning, guys.
Molester, has Kansai replied yet?

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:44:15 ID:BK9N7VYQ
What's the point of sending an e-mail without a purpose... He already sent it, didn't he?ww

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:45:31 ID:j5oMePxp
Come on, tell us what kind of e-mail you're sending to whom.
Or did you get another call?

815 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 11:47:20 ID:cUwZpTt3
I haven't e-mailed anyone yet... I saw this in an ad in the mail:
"Pork chops 100g 65 yen!!"

And I just got back from the supermarket. I couldn't pass up on it.

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:48:04 ID:7XNKquaX
So pork is more important to you than Kansai!?

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:48:27 ID:j5oMePxp
Pfffwwwwwwww You went shopping for pork?wwwwwwwwww
Are you going to make miso soup with pork or something?

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:50:01 ID:sk24EG+i
Aren't you going to contact Glasses anymore?

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:50:51 ID:Hx4sZrGo
100g for just 65 yen!? Is it Jusco?

820 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 11:51:32 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>816
Of course not!!
You expect me to e-mail her when I don't even know what to write!?

Plus, it's a 65 yen pork chops! 65 yen only!!
There was a long line in the meat section when I arrived!!
If I'd arrived half an hour later, it would have been sold out. No doubt about it.
>>817
Soup is a pain to preserve, so I'll probably just fry it.

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:53:41 ID:j5oMePxp
It's probably because you live alone, but you sound like a housewife sometimes, Molester.

Like >>818 said, why don't you become buddies with Glasses?

822 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 11:53:46 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>818
I don't think I will. I mean, why should I?
>>819
No, SATY is a lot cheaper when it comes to food.

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:56:30 ID:+diSd6Iy
Already sent it? If not, find a long copypasta that's funny but not creepy, copy-paste it into your e-mail
and add "...that's when I woke up. Good morning." at the end.
If she complains about how long it is, reply with "But you said my e-mails were too short!".

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 11:59:00 ID:Daz738eH
You could simply e-mail Kansai what you normally post here.

825 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 12:00:37 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>824
"I bought some really cheap pork today!!"

Like that? Great idea. Will do.

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:01:24 ID:Fy84RXwD
>>820
But you posted in >>807 that you'll maybe send an e-mail.


827 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:02:26 ID:5y+NHge9
There's even a SATY in your neighborhood?w

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:12:16 ID:Ptbafgu3
I don't like how desperate Molester seems lately.
Desperate like "If Miss Undie doesn't like me, then I'll just go after Kansai instead!".
But guess what, Kansai doesn't like guys without integrity.

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:13:10 ID:7XNKquaX
Then he'll just go after Loli Jugs next.

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:14:18 ID:Fy84RXwD
If Molester is fine with going down the asshole route, then I'm game too.

831 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:15:39 ID:j5oMePxp
If Loli Jugs doesn't work out, he can go for Miss Yamaoka next.
And if that doesn't work either, this thread is over.

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:17:26 ID:l12v2XIw
>>831
This thread would have to go on for ages for thatw

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:18:35 ID:bq1An9PZ
>>831
If Miss Yamaoka doesn't like him back either, OP ends it all by sending one last creepy e-mail to all of them.

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:20:12 ID:7XNKquaX
No, after Miss Yamaoka, he comes back to Miss Understanding.

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:20:38 ID:Hx4sZrGo
It has to end with a creepy e-mail to Glasses!

836 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 12:36:53 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>828
It's not like that...

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:37:47 ID:j5oMePxp
>>836
So, what are you going to do today?
Are you going to make a move or not? Please just tell us that.

838 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 12:38:29 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Yesss! No more work for today.

>>Molester
>>825 So, did you send it?

839 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 12:59:03 ID:cUwZpTt3
I did, but she hasn't replied yet.

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:01:12 ID:az9U99bk
Maybe Kansai doesn't care much for pork?

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:02:24 ID:j5oMePxp
Oh God, he already sent it......
An e-mail about pork...

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:22:41 ID:l12v2XIw
>>840
She doesn't care much for Molester.

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:28:06 ID:lSJT/Ie4
Just Kansai again, huh?
You're supposed to become friends with the whole family restaurant squad first. And stop neglecting Miss Understanding.

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:37:46 ID:az9U99bk
>>843
He stopped e-mailing Miss Undie since he heard she's annoyed by his e-mails, didn't he?

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:37:54 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>839
Please elaborate.
Did you send >>825 just like that?
Or did you add something?

846 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 13:47:24 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>845
"Just bought some super cheap pork at SATY.
Guess I'm having fried pork with ginger the next few daysw"


is what I sent.

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:48:45 ID:7XNKquaX
What do you expect her to reply to that?

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:49:22 ID:QNdfCTSn
But Kansai doesn't even live alone. What is she supposed to do with that information?

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:51:41 ID:4az51qb8
Why would you send an e-mail about pork?
I wouldn't know what to reply.

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:52:09 ID:koqIfh8R
Didn't you get turned down when you asked her out for a date last time?
What makes you think this time will be different?

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:54:02 ID:Ddj9K661
There's no use crying over spilt milk. Let's try to come up with a good reply when she replies.
If she replies, that is.

852 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 13:55:19 ID:cUwZpTt3
You guys... always change your mind so quickly...

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:55:54 ID:wUD9qAVG
>>846
I bet she's like
"So what?" right now.

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:56:30 ID:lSJT/Ie4
Zero playfulness, as always. Makes you seem like an attention whore.

855 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:58:08 ID:wUD9qAVG
>>852
No one told you to send an e-mail about pork.
Don't blame your lack of common sense on us!


856 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 13:58:39 ID:7XNKquaX
If it was at least about beef...

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:03:14 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>852 Apologize!! Apologize to Mr. >>855 before it's too late!!
Hurry upーーー!!!

858 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:05:31 ID:qR6fBx/N
I lol'd namara hardw

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:07:28 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Kansai can't reply because she's having seicross right now.
Don't lose to her, Molester! Go have shadow seicross now!!

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:10:29 ID:cQQLS1F3
>>858
Your post made me want to go back to my hometown in Hokkaido. Haven't been there in a long time.

861 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 14:10:34 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>857
This is VIP. I say, deal with it.
>>859
I can't win! How am I supposed to compete with the real deal!?

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:10:44 ID:tag//d3Q
>>859
Shadow seicross can only get him so far.
He should spar with Loli Jugs.

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:13:09 ID:qR6fBx/N
Seeing how you get ads, you must be subscribed to a newspaper, right, Molester?
Or... were you talked into subscribing? (;´Д`)

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:21:28 ID:YElm24GD
>>861
What are you talking about!?
Don't you get that you're embarrassing yourself!?!?
Apologize to Mr. >>855 already!!!

865 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 14:24:10 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>863
.........don't remind me.

I move into this apartment → I'm tired, but some newspaper salesman tries to convince me for almost two hours to subscribe → I somehow manage to get him to leave, but a different newspaper salesman arrives five minutes later
→ He tries to convince me for another hour → I'm totally worn out, when an Asahi guy rings the bell next. I'm so exhausted that I accept immediately and subscribe
→ I tell myself it was worth it because now I can say "Sorry, but I'm already subscribed to another newspaper..."
→ Three months later, I realize it doesn't make a difference. Newspaper salesmen never give up.

Anyways, that's why I'm subscribed to Asahi till March next year!!

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:25:16 ID:cQQLS1F3
Guys, this is VIP for fuck's sake.

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:26:04 ID:rqHu4LfN
It's funny how there are so many people in this thread who suck more at reading comprehension/interpretation than Molester.

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:26:20 ID:T/0TjAEE
>>865
This is how you get rid of newspaper salesmen.

"Nevermind that, and listen to what I'm about to tell you. It doesn't have anything to do with what you just said though.
I went to Yoshinoya the other day. You know Yoshinoya, right?"
(and continue to tell him the whole copypasta)

869 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:30:34 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>865
I used to get visits from newspaper salesmen too, but here's what I told them:
"What? You're selling newspaper? At this time and age? You're so behind the times, man.
Have you heard of the Internet? You can read news for free on it.
You should try it out sometime. It'll make you feel stupid for still trying to sell newspapers."

And none of them ever came back.
They must have been so mad that they got rekt by someone younger than themw

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:35:58 ID:nK3gOGFH
OP is such a pussy.

871 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:38:58 ID:nK3gOGFH
>>869 Before the Internet, I used to tell them this:

"What? You're selling newspaper? At this time and age? You're so behind the times, man.
Have you heard of the radio?" etc.

872 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 14:41:01 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>868
What if he turns out to be a nutjob and says something crazy like "By the way, I can use the spell Kaboom from Dragon Quest in real life..."?w
>>869
Nope, I could never do that. The most frightening/depressing/spine-chilling one out of the three salesmen
was the second one who tried to convince me for an hour.
He didn't give up no matter what I said, so I just kept repeating
"Sorry, but I really don't need it.", "No, I do get that reading newspapers is important...",
but he just kept repeating "You should subscribe then!!". Nothing I said helped.
At the end, he said "Let's make it only three months, okay!?" and started filling out the subscription form for me.
When I said "No, I really can't. I'm sorry, but please leave. I don't have time for this!",
he suddenly stopped smiling and said
"Oh, is that right. Then throw this away for me, will you?".
Then he crumpled up the unfinished subscription form, shoved it into my hands with this cold look in his eyes before he shut the door in my face and left.

It was scary as fuck.

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:41:18 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>871
Radio doesn't have a TV listings section though.

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:42:27 ID:Ddj9K661
Salesmen are basically Yakuza and deserve to be treated as such. Greet them with a kitchen knife.
Since the kitchen is usually close to the entrance, it'll just look like you were in the middle of cooking.

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:44:51 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>872
If it had been me, I'd have given that guy's boss a call.

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:44:53 ID:qR6fBx/N
Greet them holding two kitchen knives like motherfucking Bear Sensei.

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:46:47 ID:T/0TjAEE
>>872
Yeah, I've seen my share of door-to-door salesmen who act like that.
As soon as they realize that you're serious about not buying anything, their attitude changes like night and day.
Some of them slam your door shut and leave while making as much noise as possible.

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:48:40 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>877
If it had been me, I'd have given that guy's boss a call.
I'd have told him "One of your men broke my door. I want it fixed."

879 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 14:52:05 ID:cUwZpTt3
Wow, you guys... You have a lot more courage than me...

Though, writing about it in the Internet is easy. Now that I'm sitting in my comfortable chair, I can think of all kinds of ways to deal with them,
but I couldn't do shit when it actually mattered. I don't have the balls to put it into practice.

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:56:40 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>879
That's because you're still a kid.

In fact, I was like that too when I was young.
But as you get older, you gain more and more courage to speak your mind.

It probably varies from person to person, but for me, it was when I reached 30.
You see, middle-aged guys have their privileges too.

One of them being authority.
Even if a youngster is saying the truth, he'll never come off as convincing as an older guy lying through his teeth.

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:58:43 ID:Ddj9K661
Well, here's a strategy that even cowards can put into practice.
Just don't open the door.

"Hello?" "Hello, I'm from ○○ newspaper." "Not interested."
And that's it.

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:59:09 ID:Fk4WzSan
Older men think they have more authority, but to younger people,
they're just some geezers who won't shut up, aren't they?

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 14:59:35 ID:nK3gOGFH
"Not interested. Goodbye."

"Please hear me out first."

"Want me to call the police? Which newspaper sent you? Mainichi? Yomiuri?"


It's usually Yomiuri.

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:00:18 ID:Ptbafgu3
Still no reply from Kansai.
Guess Kansai thinks OP is annoying after all.

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:00:50 ID:qR6fBx/N
NHK and newspaper salesmen are guaranteed replies.
If you're not having any friends over, all you have to do is pretend you're not at home.

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:01:09 ID:bq1An9PZ
You should be glad it was the Asahi because their articles are hilarious.

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:04:20 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>882
Yeah, well, perhaps I didn't explain myself correctly.

I don't know if it's authority, but when you're older, you understand the difference between being the seller and the buyer better,
and you realize that as the buyer, you can pretty much say anything you want...
That's what I meant to say.

888 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:05:39 ID:3ikslBnb
>>887 is all mouth.

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:06:20 ID:Fk4WzSan
A mouth is fine too.

890 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 15:13:58 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>889
I prefer a mouth actually.



But yeah, still no e-mail from her. I've been worried sick since I got up.
To make matters worse, I fell asleep too early yesterday and now I'm going to have a hard time staying awake during late shift tonight. I should try to get some sleep.
Guess I'll have to record today's Gundam episode.

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:15:19 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>890
Sleep well, Molester.
I think you could use some beauty sleep.

892 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:17:01 ID:qR6fBx/N
Seems like Gundam will be on at 6pm.
I'm heading out for a bit.

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:17:15 ID:36BhpQQ2



They all think your e-mails are annoyingww




894 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 15:17:50 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>891
Shows how clueless you are because I look like an angel when I'm sleeping.
There's a 50% chance that I fall asleep on my bus home from university, and a pretty good chance that I'm still asleep when the bus pulls up to my station.
So far, I got waken up by a woman more than ten times.

In b4 "So what?".

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:21:32 ID:qR6fBx/N
Molester is a cute virgin with a babyface.

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:28:35 ID:5jfA+dKX
Fucking Yomiuri paid me a visit too. (´-`)

897 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:28:40 ID:ecYbcFlV
>>894
So what?

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:30:50 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Kansai sure is taking long to reply and she never takes long to reply...

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:32:33 ID:lSJT/Ie4
Well, it was an attention-seeking e-mail that doesn't warrant a reply.

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:40:55 ID:36BhpQQ2
Let's be honest. If you guys were friends with Molester, and he sent you this:

"Just bought some super cheap pork at SATY.
Guess I'm having fried pork with ginger the next few daysw",

you wouldn't know what to reply either, would you?
If you got this e-mail, OP, would you know what to reply?



901 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:46:47 ID:BN4dbZa8
>>900
Kansai: "So what?"

902 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:52:15 ID:qR6fBx/N
>>900
"Ehh, I wanna have some too! Say, can I come to your place, Molester?
I love me some of your yummy pork!! <3"

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 15:56:07 ID:Ddj9K661
Ideal reply #1:
"Let's have a hot pot together if you have too much porkw"
Ideal reply #2:
"So what?w You just needed an excuse to e-mail me, didn't you? Didn't you?w"



Reality:
You have no new e-mails.

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 16:04:48 ID:ttsjAbvO
There's also the fact that he hasn't gotten any e-mails from Miss Understanding either in a long-ass time.

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 16:05:15 ID:Fy84RXwD
The Asahi salesman was a fucking pain in the ass when he came to my place.

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 16:21:54 ID:58TL2E2L
Cave Story
ttp://hp.vector.co.jp/authors/VA022293/
Can someone please tell me how to beat the boss in the labyrinth?

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 16:43:31 ID:5y+NHge9
Wouldn't an e-mail about a special sale be more useful to Miss Undie who lives alone?
Why would Kansai who lives with her family care about a sale?w


908 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 16:44:10 ID:Daz738eH
No wonder she hasn't replied yet.

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 17:10:19 ID:YElm24GD
"Just bought some super cheap pork at SATY.
Guess I'm having fried pork with ginger the next few daysw"

( ´Д`) What a creep.

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 17:25:33 ID:Ddj9K661
Just finished skimming through the whole thread and here's my two cents:

"Sorry, lil bro."
"Ah, hold on!"
"What?"
"It's really dangerous to ride a bike in the rain, so be careful on your way home."
"............................................."
"Huh? Hello? Are you there?"
"Yeah, I'm here."
"Ah, okay. Well, just be careful on your way home."
"...thanks."
"See you."
"Yeah."

OP didn't contact her for two days after this.

"Just bought some super cheap pork at SATY.
Guess I'm having fried pork with ginger the next few daysw"


And then he suddenly sends this?
(#´゚Д゚`) What was he thinking!!?

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 17:31:43 ID:Cht0ZMGD
OP's next post will be "The Kansai route is over.".

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 17:35:43 ID:qR6fBx/N
>>910
Lol. I'd forgotten about that.

913 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 17:45:12 ID:+diSd6Iy
Even if OP doesn't get any e-mails, I can see us still hanging around in this thread on Christmas Eve.

914 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 17:50:53 ID:5y+NHge9
Let's try to stay positive and assume Kansai can't answer because she's working right now.

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 17:51:27 ID:YElm24GD
This idea just popped up in my head.
Remember the phone call from Kansai a few days ago?
It was the day after Molester left her a voicemail message.

Remember how she seemed really curious about whether Miss Undie had told him something?
At first, I too thought she simply didn't want OP to know what she had gone through that day...

But what if Kansai was on the verge of falling in love with Molester and
had told Miss Undie about it...?
What if that was what she was afraid Miss Undie had told him about?
For some reason, I'm convinced that this was the real reason.

OP's creepy pork e-mail might have made her change her mind about him though.

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 17:56:21 ID:2qytJG9Y
I'm sorry, guys, but Kansai can't reply right now
because she's at my place right now.

917 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 17:58:15 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Actually, I don't give two squirts of piss about Molester.

            ----Kansai----


918 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 18:26:02 ID:j5oMePxp
When I checked the thread, I was hoping to see some new development......
But I guess you can't really expect her to reply to an e-mail about porkw
Molester seems to be the type of guy who can't get anything done when he plans ahead.
The impulsive type who gets stuck easily.

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 18:28:58 ID:5y+NHge9
>>918
Hey.
If he stopped planning ahead, wouldn't this thread become obsolete?w

920 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 18:30:22 ID:cUwZpTt3
I was sure I'd be asleep for at least four hours, but my brain managed to wake me up one minute before Gundam airs.
Thanks, brain.

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 18:32:43 ID:4rPUcMh5
Kansai: "And you're not that creepy, Molester.". What do you think about this, Molester?
            ━━━━

    

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 18:33:49 ID:j5oMePxp
While everyone here was worried, Molester was watching Gundam and having shadow seicross with Stella.

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 18:33:53 ID:lSJT/Ie4
Today's episode of Gundam Seed Destiny was another blatant rip-off.
And no, Molester, there was no seicross scene.

924 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 18:36:07 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>921
That she meant exactly what she said.
>>922
Too bad, today was Lunamaria's turn.
>>923
What did you say!?

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 18:48:12 ID:lSJT/Ie4
>>924
The Black Tri-Stars were referenced, Athrun used kick attacks in what looked like Char's Zaku, there was an entering-the-atmosphere scene, the whole story is a reference to Delaz' Fleet,
but again, no seicross scene this week.

926 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 18:51:00 ID:cUwZpTt3
Whew, the fried pork with ginger was delicious.

>>925
Oh, alright. I was afraid I'd missed a seicross scene because I tuned in a few minutes late.

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 18:58:41 ID:j5oMePxp
Look how fast he replies to otaku stuff.

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 18:59:43 ID:Ddj9K661
Yeah, it almost makes you feel stupid for trying to talk about Kansai.

929 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:02:56 ID:cUwZpTt3
By the way, I guess I ought to mention that Kansai and Miss Understanding are coming to my place.

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:02:57 ID:STW8mBJL
I almost shat myself when I saw the pork e-mail. orz
It's gonna make it so hard to e-mail her again if she doesn't reply...
I feel like "Let's hang out if you're free, sis."
would have been better.

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:03:33 ID:STW8mBJL
>>929
Seriously???

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:03:33 ID:lSJT/Ie4
It's here!

933 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:04:34 ID:j5oMePxp
Oh, look, it's another fishy event that came out of thin air.

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:05:08 ID:NKc5k85Q
( ´_ゝ`)

935 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:05:12 ID:cUwZpTt3
Kansai called a few minutes ago and said
"We want to go shopping with you tomorrow.".

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:05:27 ID:STW8mBJL
Am I the only who feels like OP's trolling us?

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:06:17 ID:Ptbafgu3
Is it just me or does no one seem really surprised even though it's an unexpected event?

938 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:06:21 ID:j5oMePxp
>>935
Tomorrow? Are they coming to your place tomorrow?

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:06:31 ID:IqJLo4f6
>>935
When are they coming?

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:06:33 ID:0whQTQV+
I don't know, man, it's just so hard to believe...

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:06:34 ID:Ddj9K661
What else did you talk about on the phone?

942 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:06:43 ID:cUwZpTt3
I doubt they'll come up to my room, but, just in case they do,
I'm cursorily cleaning up my room three times faster than normal.

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:07:09 ID:QNdfCTSn
>>935
I hate you so much... ・゚・(つД`)・゚・

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:07:11 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>940
I have to agree this time.

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:07:12 ID:STW8mBJL
They're coming today?

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:07:23 ID:Cht0ZMGD
ttp://koku.t35.com/matome/1-024.html
Just when I'd finished reading this and was hungry for more true love stories,
this happens. Perfect timing.

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:07:34 ID:j5oMePxp
>>942
Eh, wait a second.
Are they on their way to your place right now!?

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:07:54 ID:YElm24GD
It's here━━━━(°Д°)━━━━!!!!

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:08:08 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>950 starts the next thread.

950 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:08:37 ID:cUwZpTt3
I'm only posting it now because I'm almost finished with cleaning up.

I got an e-mail → "Don't you have to work today?" → I replied almost immediately → "My shift starts at 10 pm tonight" →
She called me to say
"We're on our way home and thought we'd drop by." → I started cleaning up three times faster than normal

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:09:00 ID:JyY/5M7e
It's here It's here It's here

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:09:10 ID:YElm24GD


Hurry up and take down all your posters!!



953 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:09:19 ID:QNdfCTSn
>>950
Make sure to remove your anime posters.

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:09:33 ID:lSJT/Ie4
Hide your posters and anything that hints at VIP!

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:09:33 ID:j5oMePxp
>>950
You start the next thread.

956 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:09:40 ID:Hg5CvPwv
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:09:45 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>950
Thanks in advance.

Shouldn't you clean up thoroughly instead of cursorily?

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:09:56 ID:YElm24GD
>>950
I'm sorry to bother you when you're busy,
but you'll have to start the next thread.

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:10:12 ID:+diSd6Iy
Yes, yes, it's here! Right?

960 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:10:18 ID:cUwZpTt3
Do we recycle one of the duplicate threads?

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:10:40 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>960
Nah, make a new one.

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:10:42 ID:STW8mBJL
What if one of them wants to use the Internet?
Is your desktop clean?

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:10:57 ID:sk24EG+i
Why don't you set up traps in your room and then lure them both inside?

964 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:11:32 ID:j5oMePxp
>>960
In case you lost count, the next thread is the 14th one.

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:12:33 ID:JyY/5M7e
You should check if there are any weird bookmarks in your browser too!

966 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:12:41 ID:cUwZpTt3
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100945531/l50

Get in here!

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:12:56 ID:NKc5k85Q
Clear your browser history too.

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:13:21 ID:7HLDwK+B
Log out of Yahoo.

969 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:13:28 ID:cUwZpTt3
I don't think they'll come up to my room though.
It sounded like they just wanted to talk a little.

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:13:51 ID:YElm24GD
List of things to do:

- Remove the posters
- Switch to a normal PC wallpaper
- Get rid of anything that suggests you're a VIPPER

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:14:03 ID:ExZOZw0l
- Miss Undie and Kansai are on their way to Molester's place right now
- Molester's shift starts at 10pm tonight
- The three of you will go shopping tomorrow

Did I miss anything?

972 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:14:07 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>966
Crabs.

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:14:32 ID:YElm24GD
The party always starts when the thread is about to end lately.

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:14:39 ID:NKc5k85Q
- Deodorize

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:14:51 ID:STW8mBJL
What if they open the start menu and see all your programs... Happens every time. orz
Hide all anime DVDs and stuff if you have any.

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:15:07 ID:6kDcBbSr
1000 GETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

977 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:15:35 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>970
- I rolled my posters up into beam sabers super carefully and hid them in my closet
- My wallpaper is always normal because my parents check up on me from time to time
- That's impossible.
>>971
It's not decided that we'll go shopping tomorrow yet.

978 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:15:37 ID:j5oMePxp
If your shift starts at 10pm, you'll have about an hour of time for the event.
For starters, you could treat them to fried pork with ginger.

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:15:53 ID:Fk4WzSan
Is it an event!?
Alright! What do I do? Where do I go?
What about underwear??? Should I put on my lucky underwear?

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:15:59 ID:ExZOZw0l
>>969
Looks like you still haven't learned your lesson from last time when Kansai wanted to go up to your room and you didn't let her.

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:16:09 ID:7HLDwK+B
10pm, huh?

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:16:35 ID:NKc5k85Q
Also, don't forget to set up a live-stream.

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:16:36 ID:7HLDwK+B
It's been a while since Miss Undie showed up last, hasn't it?

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:16:55 ID:YElm24GD
>>969
If you clean up your room and they don't come up to your room, it's alright.
But if you don't clean up and they come up, you're in deep shit.

See? You don't have a choice but to clean up.

985 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:16:58 ID:STW8mBJL
If this is 1000, Molester will have a threesome with Kansai and Molester.

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:17:02 ID:j5oMePxp
Did you febreze your room?
Get rid of the smell of reptiles and sperm.
Make sure to ventilate too.

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:17:07 ID:lSJT/Ie4
Do not be overconfident. Prepare yourself for everything.

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:17:19 ID:Cht0ZMGD
>>979
Don't forget the condom!!

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:17:29 ID:56rKKBPE
Burn some incense!

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:17:39 ID:STW8mBJL
>>985
Ahh, I meant to write "a threesome with Kansai and Miss Understanding".

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:17:46 ID:Cht0ZMGD
↓ Congrats for the 1000 GET.

992 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:17:54 ID:j5oMePxp
>>985
Molester has to play two roles, huh?

993 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:17:56 ID:Fk4WzSan
Okay, I'm gonna clean up my room too!!!

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:18:01 ID:T/0TjAEE
Uho, nice moves...

Wanna do it?

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:18:08 ID:56rKKBPE
If this is 1000, Kansai is actually my little sister.

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:18:13 ID:HyzvwSE1
If this is 1000, there'll be seicross.

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:18:14 ID:7HLDwK+B
If this is the 1000 GET, things will take a happy turn.

998 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:18:19 ID:j5oMePxp
If this is 1000, OP gets married with Kansai.

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:18:25 ID:T/0TjAEE
If this is 1000, Molester, Miss Understanding and Kansai will have a threesome.

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:18:25 ID:NKc5k85Q
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