I got totally mistaken for a molester part 12

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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 12

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:09:38 ID:3cN836NO: 1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 11
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601103/

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2 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:14:20 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>1
つCrab.
3 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:14:37 ID:1yrmrMsM: >>1
Crabs.
4 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:14:52 ID:PLPSTr3E: Crab.
5 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:15:00 ID:8fTtKUEZ: >>1
Crab Cream Croquette.
6 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:16:29 ID:+j+zOpLL: >>1
Crabs.
7 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:16:56 ID:xDCoNGHd: Congratz for the 1000 GET, Molester.
8 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:17:49 ID:MPXSIfgs: Are we going to use this thread?
9 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 16:18:41 ID:mERigraa: Oh man, if I'd known that I'd actually get it,
I would have posted something like "If this is 1000, I'll get a happy ending!"... OTL

Anyways, I've sent the e-mail. I'm sure she'll reply soon, unless she's in a lecture right now.
10 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:19:29 ID:1yrmrMsM: >>9
Good job!
Now, we have to come up with a topic to write about when she replies...
11 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:20:04 ID:PLPSTr3E: Come on, Pork Cutlet, show yourself!
12 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:20:56 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>1
Crabs.

We'll leave the small talk to you, Molester.
Meanwhile, we VIPPERs will try to come up with a plan to get a date for this weekend out of it.
13 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:20:58 ID:9pbwyKj4: "You at uni right now? It's raining and I'm bored."
↑
From the way it's worded, it's like you're asking her to hang out with you if she's not at university.
14 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:21:26 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>13
I don't see anything wrong with that.
15 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:22:50 ID:1yrmrMsM: >>9
Oh, btw, what did you talk about with the five girls when you went shopping with them?
I'm sure it'll come in handy when you're looking for something to talk about.
16 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:25:58 ID:gYTiGg3A: I want OP to ignore everything the VIPPERs say and go berserk. Do something crazy like ambushing her naked in the rain.
17 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:26:09 ID:YkGmxokR: She already knows you don't have any friends, so you should just be honest and ask her like "Please come shopping with me! I don't have anyone else I can ask!".
She might make fun of you again, but she's more likely to say yes if you ask like that.
18 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:26:40 ID:xDCoNGHd: >>13
You're reading too much into it.
19 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 16:32:33 ID:mERigraa: She's not replying...
20 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:32:47 ID:HiaMWF68: Would she really get creeped out by a snake pic? I feel like reptiles have been gaining popularity lately.
There's even an anime with a frog as the main character.

I'm just saying.
21 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:37:51 ID:RsjmqSYB: >>19
Come on, it's too early to panic.
22 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:37:53 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>19
Don't fret.
She might be in a lecture right now.
Or at work. Or she doesn't have her cell phone with her.
Whatever the reason, it's definitely not because she hates you now, so try to be more patient.
23 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:38:56 ID:+j+zOpLL: >>19
Calm down.
Don't cry just because she hasn't replied immediately.
24 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:43:38 ID:1yrmrMsM: Give Miss Undie a call while you're waiting for a reply.

Should make things more interesting.
25 : (´・ω・｀) Carol ◆YP/CAROl/E : 04/11/18 16:45:09 ID:MwSr0um3: >>19
Guess she really is at university then.
26 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:54:39 ID:TzLax8q4: I predict she'll reply with something like this:

"But you're always bored, even when it's not raining."
27 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 16:59:22 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>26
Then OP would reply with "Please hang out with me!".
28 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:00:35 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>26
"I'm not! I'm usually busy taking care of my little friends who help me cope with my loneliness."

If OP sends this with a pic of his snakes attached, it's game over.
29 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:03:15 ID:w/Rzew78: Sorry, OP, Kansai was at my place until just a few minutes ago,
so she probably hasn't had the time to check her e-mails.
30 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:05:05 ID:1yrmrMsM: We might be able to learn from Kansai's reply if she finds him annoying or not.
31 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:05:36 ID:3VpcftBv: Send this when she replies:

"Man, you're slow!!
E-mail center!? At this time and age!? Do you even use your cell phone?"
32 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:07:23 ID:w/Rzew78: >>31
Okay, that's annoying.
33 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:07:46 ID:mERigraa: She replied!

"Sorry, I was in a lecture and didn't notice your e-mail.
Wait, shouldn't you be at uni too?"
34 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:08:57 ID:mERigraa: And I just replied this:

"Obviously, I'm too busy to go to uni.
Is it break time now over there?"
35 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:09:01 ID:1yrmrMsM: >>33
"Whenever it's windy they're late, and whenever it rains they stay home～"
Send this.
36 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:09:12 ID:w/Rzew78: It's exciting to open an e-mail from the girl you like, isn't it?
37 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:09:30 ID:w/Rzew78: >>35
Holy shit, that's old!
38 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:10:21 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>35
How old are you!?w
39 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:10:32 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>34
"You? Busy? You don't even have any friends!"

I fear she'll reply with something like this.
40 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:10:57 ID:iKKX6CVQ: Huh, are we using this thread?
In any case, thanks, OP.
41 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:11:12 ID:9pbwyKj4: >Obviously, I'm too busy to go to uni.
↑ This is a lie, isn't it?
42 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:11:18 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Too busy? Busy with what?w
You're just skipping lectures again, aren't you?"

Me:
"No, I'm not skipping any lectures. Today's my free day."
43 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:11:59 ID:3VpcftBv: >>42
Nice, very nice. Keep it up and just keep them coming.
44 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:12:12 ID:PLPSTr3E: Ask her about her plans for this weekend.
45 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:13:03 ID:Mk4GBMxf: In b4 OP tries to send a picture of his snakes, but accidentally sends a pic of his own snake♥
46 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:13:26 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>42
As I thought, OP can hold his own when it comes to normal small talk.

The only problem now is how to trigger a new Kansai event.
But for now, I think you don't have a choice but to stick to being casual friends with her.
47 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:13:59 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"You seem to have many 'free days', Molester." Will you get any credits this semester?
Your big sister is worried."

Me:
"I'm on the verge of flunking my courses, sis.
It doesn't look very good at all. I'm too busy to study though!!"
48 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:14:31 ID:9pbwyKj4: She said big sister━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!
49 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:15:02 ID:EOJHQwCl: (*´Д`) pant pant
50 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:15:13 ID:w/Rzew78: BIG SISTAAHHHーーーーーーーーーーーー
51 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:15:36 ID:kecaAY4P: Looking good so far.
52 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:15:53 ID:w/Rzew78: Also, you don't want to drag the "too busy" shtick on too long.
53 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:15:54 ID:PLPSTr3E: Big sister... pant pant
54 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:16:30 ID:AdfX3dLg: Wouldn't it be better to e-mail the other girls too? Otherwise, Kansai will know you're after her now.
55 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:16:34 ID:1yrmrMsM: >>47
Dude, your original e-mails are way better than the ones we come up with. GJ!
56 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:16:34 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"What's keeping you so busy!?w
You don't even have any friends!"

Me:
"Heh... You don't have a clue, sis... I have countless friends.
Friends I'm connected to via electronic wires!"

※Please replace the w's with cell phone emoticons in your head.
57 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:17:10 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Whoawwwwwwwww Big sisterwwwwwwwwww

I want a big sister tooーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!
58 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:17:17 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>56
That could come across as quite creepy, depending on who reads it.
59 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:17:53 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>56
(ﾉ∀`) Oh boy.
What's that about?w
60 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:18:04 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>56
I'm not sure about that reply...
61 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:18:28 ID:w/Rzew78: So we're your friends, huh?
In that case, it'd be only COMMON SENSE to introduce the girls to your friends, wouldn't it?
62 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:18:59 ID:kecaAY4P: >56
You basically just admitted that you're a shut-in. orz
63 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:19:15 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Internet friends, huh? That's so sad.
You need to come out more often, or else you'll end up a shut-in.
Your big sister is very worried about you."

Me:
"I'm pretty much a shut-in already, so it won't make a difference, sis.
By the way, why are you my big sis now?"
64 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:19:51 ID:w/Rzew78: >>63
Ahh, he's getting creepier with every e-mail, sis.
65 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:19:59 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>63
You should have said "Please hang out with me outside if you want me to come out more often." there.
66 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:20:09 ID:EOJHQwCl: Sis... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... come out.
67 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:20:25 ID:w/Rzew78: Why did you not reply with "Take me out somewhere then, sis!!" there!?
68 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:20:40 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>63
You might want to change the topic soon.
Your big brother doesn't have a good feeling about this.
69 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:21:12 ID:iKKX6CVQ: I'm afraid OP doesn't have a plan.
70 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:21:13 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"I wanted to try acting like a big sister."

Me:
"It suits you well."
71 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:21:36 ID:EOJHQwCl: (*´Д`) pant pant
72 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:22:06 ID:ONBreiiA: Whoa, whoa, you can't bring up the Internet, dude! What if she finds this thread...?
73 : (´・ω・｀) Carol ◆YP/CAROl/E : 04/11/18 17:22:15 ID:MwSr0um3: >>63
Shimura! Behind you, behind you!!
74 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:22:17 ID:AdfX3dLg: OP doesn't disappointw He's been sending nothing but creepy e-mails.
75 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:22:21 ID:RsjmqSYB: You should have added
"Please let me treat you to lunch to thank you for the other day, sis.".
76 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:22:33 ID:w/Rzew78: Okay, you need to teach me, OP.
How do I get it on with a talkative girl like Kansai?
77 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:22:35 ID:PLPSTr3E: MACPOWER MACPOWER
78 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:23:13 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Yeah, right? Is it sexy?"

Me:
"Nope, not at all."
79 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:23:42 ID:3VpcftBv: >>78
Nice, very nice! Keep them coming!!
80 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:23:52 ID:iKKX6CVQ: Btw,
>Friends I'm connected to via electronic wires!

He's talking about us, right!?

What a lonely guyw
81 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:23:52 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>78
I'm not jelly, I'm not jelly at all.
82 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:24:06 ID:uVQ2k6qS: This is so much fun.
83 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:25:15 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Seriously? I'm shockedw
Oh, the next lecture just started."

Me:
"Eh? Want to stop e-mailing, sis?"
84 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:25:35 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Yeah, this is fun.
Molester is starting to get a bit creepy,
but Kansai's cuteness more than evens it out.
85 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:25:37 ID:xDCoNGHd: He's talking about us?

Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!!
86 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:27:16 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"This prof never checks attendance, maybe I should just skip today's lecture...
But then again, he's an old man, he wouldn't notice that I'm writing e-mails anyway."

Me:
"What if it's just an act? What if he actually sees every little thing you're doing and gives you a hard time later on?"
87 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:27:23 ID:3cN836NO: Send "I want you to see my dream with your own two eyes."w
88 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:27:41 ID:9pbwyKj4: How many friends of Molester are here right now?

Let me start. 1
89 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:27:47 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>86
Why would you reply with that!?
90 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:28:01 ID:PLPSTr3E: 2
91 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:28:27 ID:RsjmqSYB: Ask her out already.
92 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:28:42 ID:mERigraa: >>87
That one is great!!
93 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:28:53 ID:uXchc0cI: OP's e-mail conversations with Kansai are so fast we VIPPERs couldn't give him advice even if we wanted tow
94 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:29:14 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"No, he's harmless, really. I did the same thing last semester, and he didn't notice a thingw"

Me:
"I see, you're one of those habitual offenders."
95 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:29:36 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>92
Don't make it too obvious that you're a VIPPERw

ﾉｼ 3
96 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:29:57 ID:PLPSTr3E: Try asking her out.
97 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:30:23 ID:iKKX6CVQ: Molester is lucky that Kansai plays along even if he sends her a weird e-mail.
98 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:30:45 ID:3cN836NO: Send "I want to see my reflection in your eyes, Kansai.".
99 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:31:05 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Sexy woman have always deceived and manipulated men to get what they want!!"

Me:
"You mean like Fujiko, huh. But sis, you're not like her at all."
100 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:31:50 ID:NU0uLZ7I: Can't you send e-mails that are a bit easier for Kansai to reply to?
101 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:31:52 ID:3cN836NO: Send "I want to see how I get reflected in your eyes".
102 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:31:57 ID:3VpcftBv: >>99
Fujikoasdfghjkl;
103 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:32:07 ID:Mk4GBMxf: Sexy... (;´Д｀) pant pant
104 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:32:31 ID:9pbwyKj4: You're gonna get deceived and manipulatedw
105 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:32:37 ID:3VpcftBv: >>101
Make up your mindw
106 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:32:51 ID:iCb8vLiy: 4
107 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:32:55 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>99
Dude, she wanted you to comment on the "sexy" part.
Don't just ignore it.
108 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:33:03 ID:aA5tMfRC: I cringed at the friends connected via electronic wires part.
It's like you're admitting you're a 2channerw
109 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:33:25 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"The girl from Lupin? She's just like me!! Sexy dynamitew"

Me:
"But you're neither sexy nor dynamite."
110 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:33:50 ID:w/Rzew78: Now that's what I'm talking about. Now, teach me how to seduce a girl from there, OP.
111 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:33:56 ID:uVQ2k6qS: That's enough tsun. Try showing her some dere now.
112 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:34:00 ID:uXchc0cI: >>99
Alright, it's time to switch to flattering mode.

Keep flattering her until she says "Flattery won't get you anything. (lol)".
113 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:34:10 ID:3cN836NO: Send "But your eyes have a capacity of 1,000,000 horsepower!".
114 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:34:36 ID:aA5tMfRC: >>113
WATATA
115 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:34:48 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>112
I know how that one goes! Then OP replies with "It'll get you to cum for me.", right?
116 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:35:25 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>112
Kansai's reaction to "It'll get you to cum for me." will decide if she's really as cool as she seems.
117 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:35:30 ID:Mk4GBMxf: 　KANSAI IS GOING BERSERK
118 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:35:41 ID:kecaAY4P: 5

Kansai is such a good girl. I think I'm in love.
119 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:36:00 ID:YkGmxokR: You're going to piss her off if you keep going like that.
I know you're just teasing her, but it's not even funny.
120 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:36:01 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
Subject: "How do I look? Erotic?"

"You just can't tell because I've been only wearing thick clothes lately.
You'd be blown away if I took them off."

Me:
"Don't worry, I was just joking."
121 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:36:07 ID:9pbwyKj4: I think it's about time you asked her if she has an umbrella with her.
122 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:36:09 ID:aA5tMfRC: This thread will be over the moment you send the "cum" linew
123 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:36:33 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>120
EEERROOOOOOTTTTIIIIICCCCCASDFGHJKL;

Also, 6.
124 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:37:07 ID:Mk4GBMxf: Why are you being so dry, Molester?
Try to be a bit lewder!
125 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:37:12 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>120
What? Did she send a selfie?
126 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:37:14 ID:aA5tMfRC: We'd be blown away if she took them offffffffffffff

OP, play along more, you faggot!
127 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:37:42 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"You'll be surprised when summer comes. Seriously."

Me:
"Eh? Because you're surprisingly fat?"
128 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:37:44 ID:3VpcftBv: >>120
I think she's asking for it.
129 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:37:50 ID:DQdPggWk: Did we just enter the cum route?
130 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:37:54 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>120
Send "Show me a pic of that erotic body.".
131 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:38:09 ID:2zVGsyCd: Let's just skip the middle part and send "It'll get you to cum for me." now.
132 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:38:15 ID:3cN836NO: Send "Why don't you blow me away tonight, Kansai?".
133 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:38:27 ID:iKKX6CVQ: >>127
You're supposed to flatter her!!!
134 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:38:30 ID:9pbwyKj4: Fat is a taboo word!
135 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:38:31 ID:Mk4GBMxf: Hope this thread will be alive till summer then. (´ー`)
136 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:38:36 ID:lMu1ovx0: >>127
That was uncalled for. (´･ω･`)

You need to be a bit nicer to her....
137 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:38:37 ID:YkGmxokR: "There, you earned yourself a courtesy bonerw"

Send this.
138 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:38:39 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>127
OP is so tsundere... Reminds me of myself in middle school.
139 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:38:55 ID:3VpcftBv: >>127
It's great that you get along so well,
but was that comment really necessary...?

But well, I'm sure you know what you're doing...
140 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:39:02 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>127
"Whoawwwwwwwww Show me a pic of yourself in a bikini thenwwwwwwwwww"

Send this.
141 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:39:30 ID:aA5tMfRC: >>138
Me too.
142 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:39:33 ID:iCb8vLiy: Oh crap. Prepare yourselves.
143 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:39:41 ID:3cN836NO: Send "Sorry, brb jerking off to your pic.".
144 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:39:54 ID:Mk4GBMxf: It's coming...

　　MOLESTER IS GOING BERSERK
145 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:39:56 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Why so cold, lil bro? Can't you see I'm fishing for compliments here?"

Me:
"You won't catch any in these waters.
Besides, I never know how to react to your jokes. You know, Michael Joudan and the like."
146 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:40:09 ID:AdfX3dLg: Send "I would love to see it, but I have really high myopia.".
147 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:40:23 ID:lMu1ovx0: >You'll be surprised when summer comes.
That means, Kansai wants to stay friends with you till summer, at least.
148 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:40:35 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>127
Dude, you can't call her fatw
149 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:40:55 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>145
What the fuck!?

Why are you being such a bummer!?
Just give her a compliment or two!
150 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:40:58 ID:iKKX6CVQ: >lil bro
>lil bro
>lil bro

× boyfriend
○ lil bro
151 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:41:18 ID:ONBreiiA: Irritating! Your replies are so irritating!
Even Kansai wants you to play along more!
152 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:41:21 ID:3cN836NO: Send "Let's work out and lose weight together.".
153 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:41:21 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>145
That's kind of a... bummer.
You're making it really hard for Kansai.
154 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:41:22 ID:NU0uLZ7I: Dude... What are you doing....
155 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:41:29 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>145
Can't you write e-mails that aren't so negative?
156 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:41:30 ID:Mk4GBMxf: It's time... It's time to send...

the "SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP" e-mail, Molester baby!
157 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:41:54 ID:EOJHQwCl: Forget about dating her, at this point, I'd be more than happy to be her little brother.
158 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:41:54 ID:G9iO7dpH: Oh, Molester. You're hopeless. orz
159 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:42:02 ID:DQdPggWk: >Can't you see I'm fishing for compliments here?

You heard her, man.
160 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:42:03 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"You're not exactly the funniest guy in town yourself.
And forget about Michael already."

Me:
"Well, now we know that we're both not funny.
So much for my dream of becoming a comedian, I guess."
161 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:42:10 ID:3VpcftBv: >>145
I'm not sure if that comment was necessary either.....

She's being so nice to you too..... orz..

If I was Kansai, I'd be like ......................sigh................
162 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:42:17 ID:YkGmxokR: Uh-oh, this isn't going to end well. For Kansai, that is.
163 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:42:31 ID:aA5tMfRC: I know why you're holding back and I'd do the same, but...

think of the VIPPERs and go all out!
164 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:42:32 ID:3cN836NO: Send "Please take my virginity, sis.".
165 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:42:46 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Try to send e-mails that are more cheerful, man.
Why are you being such a spoilsport?
166 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:42:47 ID:kVlLrs5C: It's berserker time━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!
167 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:42:54 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>160
Kansai fucking owns. She's so full of QUALITY I almost wish she'd come to VIP.
168 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:42:56 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>160
Your replies are getting more and more questionable.
Where did the funny and witty Molester from last time go......
169 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:43:08 ID:ZjiNTuvO: Molester Man's replies are so boringーーーーーーー
170 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:43:10 ID:w/Rzew78: Is she acting like his big sister so she can say
"You've always been like a little brother to me and I can't think of you any other way."
when he confesses his love to her or am I reading too much into it?
171 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:43:10 ID:iKKX6CVQ: >So much for my dream of becoming a comedian, I guess.

Confess your love to her now!
172 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:43:25 ID:uXchc0cI: >>160
Tell her "Don't worry, I'll tell them to omit the Michael Joudan joke when my thread gets turned into a book."

and confuse the hell out of her.
173 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:43:27 ID:EOJHQwCl: She was this close to making dirty jokes with you, but you had to go and ruin it...
174 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:43:42 ID:uVQ2k6qS: I wanted to see OP make Kansai blush...
175 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:43:43 ID:3VpcftBv: That's enough tsun tsun for today. Switch to dere already.
176 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:43:55 ID:/B5aPI2q: Molester, why are your e-mails so childish?

Can't you come up with better replies? What were you thinking calling her fat?
177 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:44:13 ID:PLPSTr3E: Are we absolutely sure that Kansai isn't just a VIPPER messing with Molester?
178 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:44:19 ID:Q9W1pj8s: What's wrong with Molester today?
Is he depressed or something?
179 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:44:31 ID:3VpcftBv: This is starting to piss me off......
180 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:44:45 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>178
Maybe he jerked off right before this.
181 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:44:45 ID:y0YyaYuJ: >>173
Yeah, she was about to break out the dirty talk there.
The most important thing is that your e-mails should be easy to reply to.
Looking at your e-mails so far, it wouldn't be strange if she suddenly stopped replying.
182 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:44:49 ID:3cN836NO: Send "I want to see you, sis.".
183 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:44:49 ID:uXchc0cI: This level of teasing is normal among friends. You just have to watch her reactions and know when it's time to stop.
184 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:44:54 ID:w/Rzew78: >>177
What if that poster who claimed to be colleagues with the girls was actually Kansai?
185 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:45:03 ID:iCb8vLiy: Pulling back from time to time and keeping a certain amount of distance can be an important seduction strategy, but what you're doing is too much and your timing is off.
186 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:45:10 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"You wanted to become a comedian?w
Oh right, you did say that you're into comedy shows.
But since you don't have any friends, you don't have anyone to start a unit with, huh? Either way, it was an impossible dream."

Me:
"Nah, my gags and comebacks are flawless.
Now you just have to work a little more on your skills and we can become number one."
187 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:45:32 ID:9pbwyKj4: "Say, am I really just a little brother to you?"

Send this.
188 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:45:36 ID:w/Rzew78: >>183
Teacher!! How do I know when it's time to stop?
189 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:46:34 ID:3VpcftBv: >>186
"Wanna grab a bite with me after school?"

Ask her this!!

Or give me your cell phone for a second!!
I'll do it for you!!
190 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:46:41 ID:y0YyaYuJ: When she said you'd be blown away, you should have replied something like "Let's see if you can really blow me away."...
A perfectly good opportunity wasted...
191 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:46:44 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>186
Oh, that reply was a little better.
Hang in there.
192 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:47:01 ID:Mk4GBMxf: >Either way, it was an impossible dream.

Pretend you're sad about this.
193 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:47:12 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"So I'm your partner?"

Me:
"But of course. It can only be you, Kansai!!"
194 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:47:14 ID:YkGmxokR: >>186
Oh! (・∀・) Nice, very nice.
195 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:47:20 ID:AdfX3dLg: >>188 Right now is such a moment.
Kansai is about to pull back.
196 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:47:22 ID:/B5aPI2q: These e-mails won't lead to anything, will they?
197 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:47:26 ID:9pbwyKj4: How come you can praise yourself even though you can't say anything nice about her?
Are you me?
198 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:47:39 ID:mERigraa: Shit, I think I got carried away after reading the posts in the thread...
Was it a bad idea to send the last one?
199 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:47:42 ID:PLPSTr3E: Do what >>189 said.
200 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:47:47 ID:Mk4GBMxf: >>193
Nice, very niceー(・∀・)
201 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:47:49 ID:iCb8vLiy: NICE VERY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
202 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:48:05 ID:kVlLrs5C: >>193
Oh boy...
203 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:48:06 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>198
OK!!!!!
204 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:48:12 ID:ONBreiiA: >>193
...orz What are you doing...
205 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:48:15 ID:3VpcftBv: >>193
Well, why the fuck not?
That might have turned the tide a little.
206 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:48:18 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>198
No, it's a step in the right direction compared to your previous e-mails.
But you can do better.
207 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:48:42 ID:/B5aPI2q: Kansai: "No, thank you. Start a unit with your Internet friends."
208 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:48:51 ID:3VpcftBv: >>198
No, it's good, go on.
209 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:49:00 ID:ioO9PTme: I'm so excited to see how she'll react because that could be taken as a love confession.
210 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:49:03 ID:iCb8vLiy: 50 cents that >>207 is right.
211 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:49:26 ID:ONBreiiA: Kansai: "Eh, no, thanks, anything but that."
212 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:49:33 ID:PLPSTr3E: Betting 200 crabs that >>207 is right.
213 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:49:50 ID:G9iO7dpH: I want OP to send

"Your e-mails about your body were way too lewd and stimulating...
............................for a virgin like me. (in a very small voice)"

after a few more e-mails.
214 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:49:55 ID:DQdPggWk: >>207
In a way, we VIPPERs are already a comedy unit.
215 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:50:10 ID:3VpcftBv: Ask her out to dinner now.

Does Kansai have to work this evening?
216 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:50:37 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Because we're the only friends you have, right?w
Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?"

Me:
"I told you I have countless friends...
And out of them all, I chose you, sis."
217 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:51:09 ID:w/Rzew78: >>216
She ignored the fact that you specifically addressed her!!1
218 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:51:13 ID:PLPSTr3E: Goodbye, Kansai route...
219 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:51:32 ID:3cN836NO: "But I want you to be my partner, Kansai!"

Try this?
220 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:51:34 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>216
Whoawwwwwwww She ignored your confessionwwwwwwwwww

And quit bringing us up!!
221 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:51:35 ID:YkGmxokR: Oh shit, he turned it into a confession.
222 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:51:36 ID:w/Rzew78: Wait, calm down, Molester.
223 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:51:36 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>216
It's a creepy berserker e-mailｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ
224 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:51:45 ID:kVlLrs5C: >>216
Oh boy...
225 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:51:47 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"You're making me blush."

Me:
"I know."
226 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:04 ID:Div9U7Ii: Let's send

　　"PLEASE BECOME MY PARTNER!"

to Loli.
227 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:08 ID:tQGvIJIj: >>225
OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
228 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:12 ID:9pbwyKj4: You keep saying countless friends, but there's only like six people in this thread.
229 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:12 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>216
I'M NOT EVEN JELLY
230 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:13 ID:uXchc0cI: To be honest, OP's replies are making it rather hard for me to stay positive about his fate.
231 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:21 ID:3cN836NO: Instead of beating around the bush,

you might as well tell her you love her.
232 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:21 ID:3VpcftBv: >>216
Oh great.
This is why I told you to let me do it......
233 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:22 ID:w/Rzew78: >>225
Hey, how come it's looking pretty good even though OP's replies are so bad?
234 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:27 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>225
Kansai is such a kind girl.
Other girls wouldn't reply to creepy e-mails like these.
235 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:43 ID:ONBreiiA: "Well then, what do you say we practice some comedy routines tonight?"
236 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:52:58 ID:/B5aPI2q: Tonight is the night.
237 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:53:05 ID:kVlLrs5C: >>225
Cheers to Kansai's good humor.
238 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:53:13 ID:YkGmxokR: Molester's little confession of love.
239 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:53:19 ID:3VpcftBv: >>228
Ah, I forgot to chime in.

We're 7 people here.
240 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:53:27 ID:uVQ2k6qS: >>225
Whoa, you did make her blush.
Thank you.
241 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:53:34 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>228
Only six?
242 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:53:49 ID:Div9U7Ii: Did OP trigger the Kansai flag?
243 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:53:49 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"So short! Your e-mail is so short, Molester!!
So short it made me laugh."

Me:
"Eh? Is it weird to send short e-mails?"
244 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:53:59 ID:uXchc0cI: I wonder how Kansai really feels. If I was her, I'd be thinking to myself "Man, he's a pain." while writing that last e-mail,
but I have no idea what she's thinking because I don't know her.
245 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:54:16 ID:tQGvIJIj: Ah, didn't know we were doing a headcount.

8.

>>243　Are you out of your mind!?
246 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:54:17 ID:/B5aPI2q: OP's running out of things to post aboutww Aren't you, Molester?ww
247 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:54:20 ID:3cN836NO: I'm here too!

We're 8.
248 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:54:27 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Ask her if she has to work today.
249 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:54:30 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>243
(From the looks of it, OP's made a pretty okay impression on her.)
250 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:54:39 ID:w/Rzew78: >>243
Well, it's not just his e-mails. All kinds of things are short about OP.
251 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:54:39 ID:Div9U7Ii: >>243
I can tell from her e-mail that she's blushing.
252 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:54:41 ID:NU0uLZ7I: Eh, what? Well, okay, 10.
253 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:54:43 ID:3VpcftBv: >>243
Alright, you managed to make her laugh.
Well done.

But your follow-up e-mail isn't any good.

Make her laugh more!
254 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:55:11 ID:3cN836NO: "I love you."

Send this.
255 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:55:13 ID:tQGvIJIj: "You made me blush with your sexy body talk too!"
256 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:55:14 ID:Div9U7Ii: Ah, count me in too. 11.
257 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:55:26 ID:PLPSTr3E: EXCITEMENT LEVEL: MAC POWER
258 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:55:43 ID:ONBreiiA: 12ー
259 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:55:45 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Oh shit, oh shit.
This is like watching OP drive along a cliff edge.
260 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:55:45 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"I've never seen one this short.
Big sis is surprised."

Me:
"Hmm... Strange. I used to send e-mails like that back in high school too and no one seemed to mind."
261 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:55:48 ID:YkGmxokR: She changed the topic after OP's little confession. ( ´,_ゝ`) Pfff
262 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:56:15 ID:3cN836NO: "I know it's raining out, but do you want to go have pork cutlet with me?"

How about this?
263 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:56:32 ID:9pbwyKj4: Do not falter and prepare the second wave.
Shower her with love confessions.
264 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:56:39 ID:ONBreiiA: >>261
As expected, Kansai's conversation skill is a few levels above his.
265 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:56:44 ID:PLPSTr3E: The tide has turned.
266 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:56:50 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>260
There he goes talking to himself again.
267 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:56:53 ID:Div9U7Ii: Uh-oh, she's going to ask him about his time in high school.
268 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:56:57 ID:uXchc0cI: "Hey, by the way, Kansai, has anyone ever told you that you're pretty cute?"

Send this please.
269 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:57:20 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>260
How many times do I have to tell you not to send e-mails that are hard to reply to!?
270 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:57:21 ID:w/Rzew78: >So short!
>Your **** is so short, Molester!!
>So short it made me laugh.
>I've never seen one this short.
>Big sis is surprised.

That's what she said.
271 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:57:26 ID:3VpcftBv: >>260
Dude, why are your replies so boring?

Seriously, let me handle this. m(_ _)m Please.
I promise I'll make her laugh until her sides hurt.
272 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:57:28 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Seeing how she changed the topic after his confession and it's raining out,
I doubt she'd say yes if OP asked her out for dinner now.
I do want him to ask her out though.
273 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:58:14 ID:PLPSTr3E: OP, your conversation with her is turning into a game of dodgeball.
274 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:58:16 ID:3cN836NO: "I want to share an umbrella with you, sis."

This any good?
275 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 17:58:23 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"But I'm not one of your male buddies from high school. I'm a ladeh, you know? A ladeh."

Me:
"Why do you assume that all my friends in high school were guys?"
276 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:58:47 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Would it be a good idea to bring up the snake now?
277 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:58:49 ID:y0YyaYuJ: His reply doesn't even make any sense.
He's going berserk!
278 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:58:54 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>275
Now this is just sad.
279 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:58:57 ID:VkccMDrp: "Wanna have dinner with me, sis?"
Commit seppuku by sending this.
280 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:59:02 ID:3cN836NO: Okay.
Looks like Kansai route is doable.

Ask her out for dinner!
281 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:59:10 ID:/B5aPI2q: >"Why do you assume that all my friends in high school were guys?"

↑
This is almost physically painful to read.
282 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:59:16 ID:tQGvIJIj: Anyone here who can explain >>275 to me!?
283 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:59:23 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>275
Pityful is the only way I can put it. (´･ω･`)
284 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:59:25 ID:9pbwyKj4: Is this the thread where >>273 said something clever?
285 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:59:31 ID:w/Rzew78: I'm sorry to disappoint you, Kansai!!
But Molester's e-mails aren't the only things that are short about him.

HIS DICK IS SHORT TOOーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOO BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVEN IF YOU SHOW HIM YOUR SEXY BODY, HIS DICK WON'T GET ANY BIGGER! GET REKT!!!!
286 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:59:46 ID:uXchc0cI: Why are you suddenly contradicting yourself?
287 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:59:52 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>282
Normal people wouldn't understand.
288 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 17:59:55 ID:YkGmxokR: "I bet you're the kind of lady with yellow stains on your underwear."

Reply with this.
289 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:00:10 ID:fGgvOM5F: >>275
Quit fronting already.
290 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:00:12 ID:2zVGsyCd: Let me point this out because no one else will.
His reply in >>275 doesn't even make any sense.
291 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:00:17 ID:3VpcftBv: >>275
Ask her when she has to work. Who cares about coming on too strong now? Go all out!

...is what I was going to say, but after reading your lackluster conversation, I'm not so sure anymore.
If you ask her out for dinner now, I feel like she'll just make up an excuse and say no ......
It's a pity though because she'd have definitely said yes if you hadn't fucked up this conversation.
292 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:00:24 ID:DQdPggWk: >>270 >>285
WATATAw
293 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:00:27 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Because you've most definitely never had a girlfriend or girl friend?
You're just not used to e-mailing with a ladeh."

Me:
"Pfff, I too have had my share of meetings and partings in life...
Never mind that, why do you keep calling yourself a 'ladeh'?"
294 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:00:34 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Look, Molester.
Next time you get an e-mail from her, take a deep breath and breathe out slowly.
In, out, in out.
Then write a reply.
295 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:00:44 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>275
She's asking you to treat her in a special way, you doofus.
296 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:00:48 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>290
Quite a few have pointed it out already.
That said, I can't make sense of it either.
297 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:00:54 ID:3cN836NO: Are you stupid?
Stop pretending to be something you're not.
298 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:01:06 ID:ONBreiiA: What OP meant is:

Why do you assume that all my e-mail partners in high school were male buddies?
299 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:01:25 ID:PLPSTr3E: Molester, post your e-mails here before you send them.
300 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:01:38 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>293
Try playing the "pathetic loser" card and see if you can get pity sex.
301 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:01:38 ID:e6wPCDHj: I'm starting to get nervous.
302 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:01:40 ID:3cN836NO: "Please be my significant other."

Wouldn't this be better?
303 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:01:42 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>293
Quit fronting.

Be honest.

Before you send an e-mail, reread it and ask yourself if you're satisfied with how it turned out.

Ladeh → Lady
304 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:01:46 ID:VkccMDrp: Hilarious Molester is hilarious.
305 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:02:21 ID:PLPSTr3E: Yeah, this does feel like watching OP drive along a cliff edge at full speed.
306 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:02:25 ID:ONBreiiA: >>293
Not only are your e-mails predictable, they're unfunny too...
307 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:02:46 ID:3cN836NO: >>305
I lol'd so hard I went bald.
308 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:02:46 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"This prof pronounces 'd' as 'deh'. I know he doesn't do it on purpose, but it's hilarious."

Me:
"Does he pronounce 't' as 'teh' too?"
309 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:02:50 ID:AdfX3dLg: Did you send >>275 so you can ask her later to see you as something more than a buddy?
310 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:03:02 ID:ioO9PTme: >>308
This is Molester to T.
311 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:03:11 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>308
I lol'd.
312 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:03:20 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>308
What kind of reply is that? (´･ω･`)
What were you thinking?
313 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:03:30 ID:Div9U7Ii: I remember Molester posting about his dating history once. Which thread was it again? Wait, I think it's mentioned in the templates too...

Wtf? You're talking about those women from your computer gamesーーーーーーーーー!
314 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:03:31 ID:VkccMDrp: I like how fast-paced their conversation isw
315 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:03:33 ID:2zVGsyCd: >>308
SO LAAAAAME!
316 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:03:43 ID:3cN836NO: >>308
Now ask her out for dinner.
317 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:03:55 ID:Wt85M2YX: DEH BUI DEH! DEH BUI DEH!
318 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:04:33 ID:Div9U7Ii: Now hint at a date at Disneyland.
319 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:04:47 ID:6odiMXtA: I WANNA SWITCH PLACES WITH HIIIIIIM
Fucking Molesterwwwwwwww
320 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:04:54 ID:3cN836NO: >>318
Seconded.
321 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:04:55 ID:3VpcftBv: As I thought, the sudden e-mail event gave the thread a huge speed boost.

The poor summary guy must be having a hard time keeping upw
322 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:05:02 ID:bbbKVgyd: This feels like watching a younger me writing e-mails to a girl.
323 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:05:34 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Yeahw
And if someone else pronounces 'd' as 'dee', he doesn't get it."

Me:
"Well, I guess there are all kinds of profs...
Ugh, the rain just won't stop."
324 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:05:42 ID:ONBreiiA: Why did you change the topic? Do you even want to talk to her!?
325 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:10 ID:uGUO53l7: What an asshole.
326 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:18 ID:9pbwyKj4: NICE CORNERI-
327 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:19 ID:3cN836NO: Let's take roll!
Please help me find out how many VIPPERs are actively taking part in this thread.

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328 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:20 ID:w/Rzew78: One thing I noticed is that OP replies to every e-mail as quickly as possible.
I always reply on the next day, so maybe that's why it never works out for me.
329 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:22 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>323
Yes! Good job!!
Next, ask her what her plans for tonight are!!
330 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:25 ID:Div9U7Ii: Whoops, did he make a handling mistake!?
331 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:28 ID:tQGvIJIj: >>324
It's to ask her out on a date, retard!
332 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:29 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>323
Oh, man, that reply is so boring. （＾ω＾；）
333 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:37 ID:3VpcftBv: Molester. I'll post a throwaway e-mail address of mine, so please ask Kansai to e-mail me......

See how desperate I'm getting!?
334 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:39 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>323

You cut her off when she's talking about something = You're not interested in what she has to say = OTL
335 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:46 ID:Div9U7Ii: >>327
Twoo～
336 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:56 ID:PLPSTr3E: I can't take it anymore...
Every single one of your replies has been totally weird.

You've never actually beaten a dating sim, have you!?
337 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:06:57 ID:DQdPggWk: Molester's completely ignoring us again, but we're so used to it we don't even complain anymore.
338 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:07:03 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Really? I can't check because the curtains are down."

Me:
"Got an umbrella with you? If not, I could pick you up with one, sis."
339 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:04 ID:3VpcftBv: >>323
I can't believe he cut her talk off just like that.
340 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:09 ID:uXchc0cI: >>323
I'll probably get flak for this, but I actually like how OP cut her off with an "I don't even give a fuck" attitude.

He shouldn't have thoughw
341 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:16 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>327
ﾉｼ　3
342 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:16 ID:PLPSTr3E: 3
343 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:17 ID:3cN836NO: In any case, try to find out if Kansai's free tonight or not.
344 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:25 ID:tQGvIJIj: >>338
Ohohoho!
345 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:26 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Even if OP manages to ask her out for dinner,
does he even know any other place than that beef bowl one?
I'm worried.
346 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:36 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>338
OP's finally gone berserk━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
347 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:40 ID:j42CLYzw: 5
348 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:42 ID:2zVGsyCd: The way Molester cuts her off is like
"Yeah, yeah, whatever..."w
349 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:48 ID:w/Rzew78: >>327
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>>333
Yeah, it's pretty obvious.
350 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:51 ID:ONBreiiA: >>331
What did you call me!?
351 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:07:52 ID:3cN836NO: >>338
GJ
352 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:02 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>338
Oh dear... Well, at least, you asked.
It is kinda creepy though.
353 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:04 ID:9pbwyKj4: The premature ejaculator strikes again.
354 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:04 ID:uXchc0cI: From their conversation so far, I think that even if OP were to ask her out for dinner, she'd just dodge it by turning it into a joke.
355 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:11 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>338
It's here━━━━(Дﾟ(○=(ﾟ∀ﾟ)=○)Дﾟ)━━━━━!!!
356 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:24 ID:Div9U7Ii: Let's pray that she left her umbrella at home～(´･人･｀)
357 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:24 ID:/B5aPI2q: Kansai: "No, thanks!"
358 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:27 ID:VkccMDrp: "Thanks, but I have my umbrella with me."...... Too bad.
359 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:28 ID:3VpcftBv: Alright, I don't know about the cutting her off part,
but I like the picking her up part.

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360 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:29 ID:bbbKVgyd: OP is going to pick her upー
361 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:32 ID:w/Rzew78: Her next e-mail will make all of America cry!!!!
362 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:33 ID:6odiMXtA: I hope it works out!
363 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:46 ID:aDkt+5hG: >>338
GJ
364 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:08:51 ID:PLPSTr3E: Come on, come on!
365 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:01 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>327
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366 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:06 ID:y0YyaYuJ: This can't be real.
Thanks for the laughwwww
367 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:08 ID:w/Rzew78: Why am I getting nervous too?
368 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:08 ID:3cN836NO: "Can I pick you up even if you have your umbrella with you?"

Please send this.
369 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:13 ID:e6wPCDHj: "It's really strange that your prof pronounces 'd' as 'deh'.
What else does he say wrong besides 'deh'?
I've never heard anyone say 'deh' before.
Speaking of which......
Wanna go on a dehte with me?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

Send this.
370 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:14 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Let's hope Kansai is too kind to turn him down.
371 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:19 ID:2zVGsyCd: All of America lol'd.
372 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:23 ID:bbbKVgyd: Count me in!

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373 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:35 ID:nrLwLvb2: I bet OP's drooling all over his keyboard right now.
374 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:35 ID:JH5Xw+3I: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL
375 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:50 ID:IyCS5FqL: Kansai must be a kind girl. Otherwise she would have never replied to OP's shitty e-mailsw
376 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:51 ID:3VpcftBv: Ah, am I 7?
377 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:09:58 ID:VkccMDrp: Where are you going to have dinner?
378 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:10:00 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"You just wanna walk around with me sharing an umbrella, don't you?"

Me:
"My dream of becoming a comedian would be at risk if my future partner were to catch a cold now,
or something."
379 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:09 ID:w/Rzew78: Just when OP was getting impatient because she was taking a bit longer than usual to reply...
380 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:09 ID:3cN836NO: Who cares about the weather!
Ask her out!!
381 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:10 ID:AdfX3dLg: Can't he at least ask her out to a pork bowl?
382 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:18 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>378
(　ﾟдﾟ)QWERTYUIOP(　ﾟдﾟ)ASDFGHJKL:(　ﾟдﾟ)ZXCVBNM<>?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
383 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:23 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>378
Oh man, I don't know how to feel about this. （＾ω＾；）
384 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:35 ID:VkccMDrp: >>378
Your replies have gotten really dull all of a suddenwww

Hang in there.
385 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:37 ID:3cN836NO: >>377
You mean with me?
386 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:42 ID:YVo4erD1: >>369
I like this one.
Molester, you should write it down for later use.

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387 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:47 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>378
Whoawwwwwwww This is pricelesswwwwwwwww
She totally saw through your little schemewwwwwwwww
388 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:50 ID:bbbKVgyd: Is it just me or does Kansai seem interested?
389 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:53 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>378
Is that your idea of asking her out?
390 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:53 ID:ONBreiiA: >>378
Someone stop this guy from going berserk...
Why does he bring up the partner thing again when she already turned it down once?
391 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:56 ID:MPXSIfgs: I bet 3000 Gavas Molester's getting a hard-on from reading Kansai's e-mails.
392 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:10:58 ID:e6wPCDHj: Why don't you just admit that you wanna share an umbrella with her!?
393 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:00 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Frankly speaking,
OP fucked up and his car is spinning out of control right now.
The question is if he can bring it back into control.
394 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:01 ID:3VpcftBv: >>378
Tell her you're going to pick her up no matter what!
395 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:06 ID:6odiMXtA: You should have asked her out for dinner there!
Why are you still sticking to that comedy partner shtick?
396 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:07 ID:Div9U7Ii: 　dinnerwhere help
397 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:15 ID:PLPSTr3E: Kansai can't seem to decide whether to say yes or no.
398 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:19 ID:VkccMDrp: What would his choices be if this was a dating sim?
399 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:30 ID:EOJHQwCl: Ahhhh, I can't take it anymore! Post her address and I'm going to pick her up!
400 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:33 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>391
And I bet 1000000 null pointers that Kansai thinks Molester's e-mails are annoying as hell.
401 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:40 ID:YkGmxokR: So annoying to be asked out in a roundabout way like that.
402 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:41 ID:DQdPggWk: >>378
It's time to go for the "It'll get you to cum for me." routine!
403 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:11:56 ID:3cN836NO: "No, I just wanna have dinner with my partner."

She can't say no if you ask her like this.
404 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:12:08 ID:PLPSTr3E: Ask her straight out.
405 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:12:08 ID:uXchc0cI: >>378
I wish you'd replied "You wouldn't want to share an umbrella with me?" there.
406 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:12:11 ID:w/Rzew78: "Join me for a cup of tea.
I need your advice concerning Miss Understanding." maybe?
407 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:12:18 ID:j42CLYzw: >>398
→ Pick her up
→ Stay home
→ Send an e-mail to a different girl
408 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:12:22 ID:e6wPCDHj: Drop the partner thing alreadyw
409 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:12:36 ID:IyCS5FqL: Well, maybe she just finds it interesting to exchange e-mails with someone who has an odd take on things.

In other words, OP's only interesting to her because he's a weirdo.
410 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:12:36 ID:2Qmmitif: 　IT'S TIME TO RETREAT, MOLESTER
　DON'T TAKE UP TOO MUCH OF HER TIME IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ON HER NERVES
　
411 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:12:58 ID:3cN836NO: "Won't you share an umbrella with me?"

Send this.
She probably won't take it seriously if she's not interested in youw
412 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:01 ID:Q9W1pj8s: She's taking longer and longer to reply.
I guess Kansai thinks OP's e-mails are annoying too.
413 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:03 ID:w/Rzew78: >>408
Not only does OP have a tendency to repeat the same joke, he likes to cut Kansai off when she talks about stuff too.
414 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:13:12 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"But you don't have a car, Molester, do you?
My university is in all the way in asdfghjkl. Don't tell me you would take the train all the way here for me."

Me:
"No, I'll walk. Just give me three hours or so."
415 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:23 ID:VkccMDrp: >>407
　　Pick her up
　→ Stay home
　　Send an e-mail to a different girl

Molester would probably pick this optionw
416 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:30 ID:3VpcftBv: >>410
Patience, my friend. Let's wait a little longer.

OP has yet to ask her out.
417 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:37 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>414
Wait, wait, wait, wait...
418 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:41 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>414
ASDFGHJKL!
Take the train!
419 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:43 ID:Div9U7Ii: That's way too far awayーーーーーーー
420 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:43 ID:w/Rzew78: >>414
OP backed out before she could decide!
421 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:46 ID:nrLwLvb2: There he goes sending weird-ass replies again.
422 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:48 ID:ONBreiiA: >>414
DUDE! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!
423 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:54 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>414
>>414
>>414
424 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:13:56 ID:3cN836NO: Is it that hard to write something like "I'll be waiting for you at the station." instead of that shit?
425 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:00 ID:6odiMXtA: Why is he so useless...?
･ﾟ･(ノД`)･ﾟ･
426 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:00 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>414
Oh dear oh dear oh dearrrr
427 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:01 ID:tQGvIJIj: >>414
Stand still! I shall cut you down!
428 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:05 ID:8jsgYYMS: I AM HONORED TO BE A WITNESS OF THE TURNING POINT OF THIS STORY
429 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:08 ID:3VpcftBv: >>414
She'll think you were just joking if you say thatーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!
430 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:19 ID:VkccMDrp: >>414
Kill yourselfwwwww Dumbasswwwww

You're the best, manww
431 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:28 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>414
Dumbass! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Should have sent something like
"I'd go anywhere for you, sis!"
432 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:36 ID:2Qmmitif: 　　　　　　／_,. -‐ ⌒ヽ　　　　　　　 ─-　､　　　　 _
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　| 　ヽ　// V {　　 ´´　　　　ヽ.. シﾑ∧,ｲ /////　/　 /　　Big sis is surprised.
　　　　　 {! /!.ハ　　　､'　　　｀`- .. /_／　/// ./　/　 /
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433 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:45 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>414
WHY BACK OUT THERE!?
434 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:49 ID:3VpcftBv: Switch places with meーーーーーToT
435 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:52 ID:Div9U7Ii: rｱ Take a cab and pick her up
　　Stay home
　　Send an e-mail to a different girl
436 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:55 ID:3cN836NO: 　　　　　　　　　　　

　　　　　　　　　　THE KANSAI ROUTE IS DEAD
437 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:59 ID:IyCS5FqL: I still don't get what Molester is trying to do.

Does he even have a plan???w
438 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:14:59 ID:/B5aPI2q: 1000 reasons why Molester is hopeless

#1　He's a coward.
439 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:15:21 ID:uXchc0cI: >>409
When a girl is only interested in you because you're a weirdo, you can easily become close with her in a short time, but you can lose her just as easily.

>>414
You're not getting cold feet now, are you?
440 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:15:31 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Wait a second, wait a fucking second...
If OP hadn't fucked it up, she'd have agreed to him picking her up, wouldn't she?
Guess all we can do now is hope for
Kansai: "I'll wait 3 hours."
441 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:15:34 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>438
1000 isn't nearly enough.
442 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:15:44 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"You're going to pick me up on foot!?
Thanks, but I'm riding home on my bike."

Me:
"Eh? You have a bike!?"
443 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:15:52 ID:3cN836NO: #2　He's a virgin.
444 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:15:52 ID:2Qmmitif: It's like Molester is already content with just e-mailing with Kansai.
He doesn't seem to be as serious about her as he was about Miss Undie.
Damn phimotic midget!
445 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:15:55 ID:6odiMXtA: 1000 reasons why Molester is hopeless

He can't read between the lines.
446 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:03 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>441
I fucking lol'dwww
447 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:16 ID:Div9U7Ii: Holy shit! She's a female rider!
448 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:16 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>442
"Oh, then I'll just ride with you. Hehehe."
449 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:21 ID:iCb8vLiy: BIIIIIIIIIIIIKE
Race off on a stolen bike!
450 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:21 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>442
Now she's just toying with Molester.
It's hopeless. (´･ω･`)
451 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:22 ID:EOJHQwCl: This is going to lead to her giving him a ride on her bike, isn't it?
452 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:30 ID:3cN836NO: Ask her if she wants to drop by your place on her way home.
453 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:33 ID:3VpcftBv: "Don't tell me you would take the train all the way here for me."

Take a good look at what she said!!!

Are you with me?
She could have said
"Don't tell me you're going to take the train.",
but no, she said
"Don't tell me you WOULD take the train ALL THE WAY HERE FOR ME.", you know?!!!

It's like she wants you to pick her upーーーー!!!!
454 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:43 ID:j42CLYzw: I bet it's just a scooter.
455 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:46 ID:w/Rzew78: >>432
Am I weird if I find this erotic?
456 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:51 ID:/B5aPI2q: Kansai Rider >>>>>>>>>>>>> Molester

She's on a whole other level than himw
457 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:56 ID:2Qmmitif: I wanna write e-mails like this too...
458 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:58 ID:uXchc0cI: >>442
"Please tie me up and drag me behind your bike! Pant pant!!!"

should do the job too. No guarantees though.
459 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:16:59 ID:e6wPCDHj: Ask her to give you a ride on her bike.
460 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:17:03 ID:3VpcftBv: >>442
We learned something new about Kansai. I'm surprised too.
461 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:17:20 ID:j42CLYzw: >>455
Now that you say itw
462 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:17:23 ID:VkccMDrp: Ride your snake and pick her up!!!!!!!
463 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:17:30 ID:PLPSTr3E: Looks like a bunch of VIPPERs raised the white flag after the word "bike" was posted.
464 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:17:35 ID:bbbKVgyd: Riders are （・∀・） cool!
465 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:17:45 ID:nrLwLvb2: It'd be dangerous to ride double on a bike in this rain.
466 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:17:47 ID:y0YyaYuJ: This is your chance, OP!
It's time for sexual innuendos!
Molester: "But you're gonna get wet if you ride a bike."
467 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:17:50 ID:tQGvIJIj: >>455 >>461
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
468 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:17:55 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>463
Can you blame them? Molester just doesn't stand a chance anymore.
469 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:08 ID:Div9U7Ii: Speaking of bikes, remember the VIPPER who took a fujoshi to a love hotel on his bike...? (´･ω･｀)
470 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:08 ID:VkccMDrp: >>466
I lol'd.
471 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:18:10 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"I told you before!
I'm a real-life version of Fujiko."

Me:
"You did? Must've missed it.
Besides, you don't become Fujiko just by riding a bike. Give me a brake."
472 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:26 ID:w/Rzew78: Alright, come take a ride with me on my Ducati 999S, Kansai!
473 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:27 ID:ONBreiiA: >>459
Seconded.
Now that it's come to this, what's there to be ashamed of?
Play along with Kansai's big sister act and ask her to give you a ride on her bike.
474 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:33 ID:3cN836NO: "I don't have a bike, but I do have a vibe."

Please tell her this.
475 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:36 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>471
I have no idea what your reply even means.
476 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:42 ID:Div9U7Ii: So lame!!
477 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:45 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>471
Lame!
478 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:47 ID:Q9W1pj8s: I feel like Molester is getting unfunnier by the minute.
479 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:47 ID:j42CLYzw: >>471
ﾟДﾟ Wha?
480 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:55 ID:nrLwLvb2: You're one of those otaku that look at their shoes when they're talking to someone, aren't you?
481 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:58 ID:2Qmmitif: >Give me a brake.
>Give me a brake.
>Give me a brake.
>Give me a brake.
>Give me a brake.

Do you really think you can become number one with lame puns like thatーーーー
You fool! Step your game up, Molester!
482 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:18:59 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>471

Are you trying to piss her off or something??
483 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:03 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>471
I don't get it.
484 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:14 ID:VkccMDrp: Molester's enthusiasm seems to have taken a considerable hit.
485 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:19 ID:9pbwyKj4: Let's be honest. It's all thanks to Kansai that OP even got this far.
486 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:19 ID:w/Rzew78: >>471
Ahh, that was hopelessly unfunny, Molester.
487 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:21 ID:ePaG7J/L: Ohh, something new is finally happening!
488 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:25 ID:ONBreiiA: >>471
No lame jokes allowed!
489 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:35 ID:3cN836NO: >>471
Switch places with me.
490 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:41 ID:2Qmmitif: Kansai: "Whoawwwwwww So lamewwwwwwwww"
491 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:44 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>471
○|￣|＿　
492 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:52 ID:Div9U7Ii: Fu～jiko～
493 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:54 ID:uVQ2k6qS: Where do you get those lame jokes from? TV?
494 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:57 ID:fGgvOM5F: Molester's sense of humor is from the fucking eighties.
495 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:19:57 ID:/B5aPI2q: If it had been a different girl than Kansai...

I'm too scared to even think about itww
496 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:20:05 ID:IyCS5FqL: Molester has a very unique sense of humor, is all.
497 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:20:21 ID:2Qmmitif: ↓ What Kansai really thinks
498 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:20:22 ID:w/Rzew78: Her bike cannot stand on its own.
It's two-tired.
499 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:20:25 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"I know. I'm sexyw like her too."

Me:
"Yeah, whatever. Isn't it dangerous to ride a bike in the rain?"
500 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:20:33 ID:3cN836NO: Who here thinks Molester shouldn't try to make jokes anymore?

ノ
501 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:20:40 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>497-498
502 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:20:41 ID:9pbwyKj4: Come on, go along with her Fujiko act.
Make use of your otaku knowledge for once.
503 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:20:51 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>496
I bet he's one of the few people in Japan that laugh when Takagi Boo is on Drifters.
504 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:20:55 ID:IyCS5FqL: >>499
"Yeah, whatever" yourselfw
505 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:00 ID:3VpcftBv: Listen up, Molester.
You might not be aware of this, but your future will be decided by the outcome of this e-mail conversation. Do you understand what I'm saying?
506 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:09 ID:uXchc0cI: >>471
"Don't be so cold and give me a ride on your bike, Fujikooooo. (Voiced by Kurita Kan'ichi)"

Send this!
507 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:12 ID:y0YyaYuJ: I told you to write "you're gonna get wet", not "dangerous"!
What's there to be worried about? This isn't her first time riding a bike in the rain!
Don't make her feel uneasy, man!
508 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:15 ID:j42CLYzw: >>499
I don't get where OP's going with this.
509 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:17 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>499
Don't brush her off like that.
Make her a compliment instead.

The "riding in the rain is dangerous" thing can come after that.
Reading your e-mails makes me want to cry.
510 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:21 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>500
ノ
511 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:27 ID:3cN836NO: Molester needs to learn to make compliments!
512 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:37 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>499

You can't start a topic and then suddenly go "Yeah, whatever"w
513 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:40 ID:tQGvIJIj: If Kansai is Fujiko, does that mean Loli Jugs is Clarisse de Cagliostro?
514 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:52 ID:w/Rzew78: Molester!! Read my post!!

Ask Kansai what　"BIKE MODEL"　it is!!!!!!!!!!
515 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:21:53 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>500
ノ
516 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:22:19 ID:e6wPCDHj: Let's just switch to lewd e-mails already. Kansai seems to want it too.
517 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:22:21 ID:uXchc0cI: >>514
I doubt that piece of information will help OP muchwww
518 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:22:27 ID:3VpcftBv: >>514
I would like to know too.
519 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:22:36 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Even though you brushed her off the first time, she brought up both the "Fujiko" act and the "Kansai is sexy" act one more time.
Why would you do the same mistake and cut her off again?
520 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:22:38 ID:2Qmmitif: 　MOLESTER'S E-MAILS ARE SO DAMN VIRGINESQUE
521 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:22:44 ID:w/Rzew78: >>517
Sorrywwwww I just want to know because I'm a bike otakuwwwwwwwwwwwwww
522 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:23:01 ID:Div9U7Ii: Kansai seems really into the Fujiko act.

Is she really that sexy?
523 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:23:04 ID:3cN836NO: >>514
It'd be hilarious if it was a Honda CBRw
524 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:23:06 ID:VkccMDrp: This feels like watching a baseball team lose in a complete-game shutout with all the bases loadedw
525 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:23:06 ID:2Qmmitif: Where's the next e-mail?
526 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:23:09 ID:3VpcftBv: >>517
Well, it might not help OP, but it'll help us analyze Kansai's character.
527 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:23:29 ID:aoEXGST9: Oh crap.
This is the 12th thread!? I thought this was just a duplicate thread.
So much to catch up on.
528 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:23:41 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>524
Lol.
529 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:23:46 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"I'll be fine if I'm extra careful in the curves.
I'm more worried about getting splashed by a truck driving through a mud puddle."

Me:
"I see. Well, in any case, be careful out there.
Which reminds me, you didn't come to work on a bike the other day, did you? Did you borrow the bike from someone?"
530 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:23:53 ID:Div9U7Ii: Wouldn't it be a good idea to ask her about her bike model?
531 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:15 ID:nrLwLvb2: OP is a stalker!
532 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:16 ID:3cN836NO: >>530
He definitely should.
533 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:16 ID:w/Rzew78: You know how bikers and car drivers get really happy when you praise their bike/car?
To them, it almost feels like you praised them.
Molester might suck at complimenting people, but saying something nice about a bike shouldn't be a problem, right?
534 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:19 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>529
(A girl couldn't possibly own a bike, right?)
535 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:21 ID:3VpcftBv: >>529
For heaven's sake, ask her what model her bike is.
536 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:26 ID:VkccMDrp: He just asked something personal all of a suddenww
537 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:26 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>527
All that's happened so far is Molester e-mailing with Kansai,
so it should be enough to read Molester's posts to catch up.
538 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:27 ID:T2hz8Rs8: Oh God. What if it's a STEED?
539 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:34 ID:/B5aPI2q: The bike model! Ask her about the bike model!
540 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:36 ID:Div9U7Ii: >Which reminds me, you didn't come to work on a bike the other day, did you?

Are you a stalker or what? (ﾟдﾟ)
541 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:36 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>529
Everytime she starts talking about something, you cut her off. I'm disappointed in you, man.
542 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:42 ID:bbbKVgyd: If you're so worried about her,
tell her you want to pick her up after all.
543 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:51 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>529
Man, you're painting yourself more and more into a corner.
544 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:24:59 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>524
In soccer, this is like watching Kaji Akira fuck up another match all by himselfw
545 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:25:02 ID:uXchc0cI: Molester, try putting yourself in Kansai's shoes for a second.
Ask yourself "If I'd sent this e-mail, what kind of reply would I want to get?".

Wouldn't you be like orz if you got a reply like "Yeah, whatever."?

>>526
Oh, I thought he was referencing the teacup brand scene from Train Manwwwwww
546 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:25:24 ID:e6wPCDHj: Send　"I wanna splash you with my mud too if you catch my drift!".
547 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:25:31 ID:IyCS5FqL: >>533
Praise her bike even though he hasn't seen it yet? She'd just think he's trying to get on her good sidew
548 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:25:41 ID:ONBreiiA: Would you please have a conversation with her instead of cutting her off all the time... orz
549 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:25:44 ID:Div9U7Ii: If I was OP, I'd just head to her university while replying to her e-mails.

She can leave her bike at the university for today.
550 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:25:56 ID:w/Rzew78: Some places don't have a dedicated parking lot. Maybe that's why she doesn't go to work on her bike.
551 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:25:59 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>529
Tell her you're going by train already!
552 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:00 ID:3cN836NO: >>547
He could make compliments based on the bike model.
553 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:14 ID:VkccMDrp: Whoawww
So much for having dinner with her tonightwwww
554 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:22 ID:AdfX3dLg: Send "Leave your bike at the university for today! It's dangerous to ride a bike in the rain and you're going to catch yourself a cold too. I'll pick you up, so wait there.". Show her you can be forceful too.
555 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:23 ID:aoEXGST9: >>537
Thanks.
556 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:23 ID:Q9W1pj8s: And before we knew it, picking her up wasn't an option anymore.
557 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:29 ID:3VpcftBv: I can tell a woman's character by the bike she rides!!

Honestly though, it could tell us a lot about her.
558 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:38 ID:uXchc0cI: >>533
She might be happy if another biker complimented her bike, but would she really care for a compliment from someone like OP who doesn't know anything about bikes?
559 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:40 ID:ONBreiiA: What's wrong, Molester? Is this the best you can do?
Your replies are getting more and more self-centered! Show more interest in what she says!
560 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:49 ID:/B5aPI2q: Molester may not know anything about bikes,

but we do. => We teach him. => Molester learns something new.
561 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:26:54 ID:IyCS5FqL: >>553
It was hopeless to begin wit-
562 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:26:59 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"No, it's mine. I just don't ride it to work because there's usually no room for it in the restaurant parking lot."

Me:
"There's always room for a scooter, isn't there?"
563 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:27:11 ID:w/Rzew78: >>547
After asking her about the bike model, OP could say something like "Hey, I know that model. It's really cool, I've always wanted to ride it."w
And if he's lucky, she'll reply with "I'll let you ride behind me sometime, okay?".
564 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:27:36 ID:bbbKVgyd: Girls riding a cruiser are the coolest.
565 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:27:40 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>562
Man, you're getting annoying.
566 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:27:44 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>562
That was your chance to ask her about the bike model!
567 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:27:54 ID:3VpcftBv: Sigh.
How many times do I have to say this......

Please, switch places with me!
568 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:27:55 ID:Div9U7Ii: Is Kansai's bike a scooter?
569 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:27:56 ID:3cN836NO: >>563
>It's really cool
>It's really cute

FTFY
570 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:28:11 ID:EOJHQwCl: I can't take it anymore... My dick's going limp too...
571 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:28:29 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>562
I guess OP IS asking her about her bike in an indirect way.
572 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:28:30 ID:/B5aPI2q: Molester, what's your problem? Do you want to do this or not?
573 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:28:33 ID:e6wPCDHj: Send "Riding a bike is cool and all, but you should try riding me sometime.".
574 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:28:46 ID:Div9U7Ii: If she says there's no room for it, then there's no room for it.
575 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:28:46 ID:IyCS5FqL: Let's see.

When she starts telling him about something, he cuts her off.
But when he's trying to be funny, he's extremely persistent.

Someone explain to me what he's thinking.
576 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:28:50 ID:bbbKVgyd: You could at least ask her why she rides a bike.
577 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:07 ID:y0YyaYuJ: The conversation will be over soon, huh?
I'm afraid it's going to end with OP saying something like
"Thanks for helping me kill time."...
578 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:08 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>567
That was your fifth time.
579 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:29:10 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"It's a standard motorcycle, not a scooter! I don't ride it much though."

Me:
"Whoa. To think that you have a real bike... Awesome."
580 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:17 ID:w/Rzew78: >>573
Or "Feel the pulse of my big single cylinder!!".
581 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:25 ID:EOJHQwCl: He made her a compliment, I guess.
582 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:29 ID:3cN836NO: ASK HER ABOUT THE BIKE MODEL
583 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:32 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>575
Try to remember how you were still a grade-schooler. It might help you understand his thought process.
584 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:37 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>578
Props for keeping countwww
585 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:40 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>579

Hey! What is she supposed to reply to that? You just ended the conversationwww
586 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:43 ID:Div9U7Ii: >>579
Now is the time! Ask her what model her bike is!!
587 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:45 ID:3VpcftBv: >>575
Well, I'm sure it's not easy for Molester to reply to her e-mails as quickly as he can while reading our posts at the same time.

I guess we should cut him some slack, but still......
588 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:29:51 ID:ONBreiiA: >>579
Couldn't you have made her an actual compliment...?
589 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:30:00 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>579
Your VIPPER is showing.

Her lecture should be over soon.
590 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:30:23 ID:3VpcftBv: >>578
Wow, I said it five times already?
I should go cool my head.
591 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:30:27 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>579
Quit beating around the bush and ask her what model her bike is.
592 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:30:31 ID:IyCS5FqL: >>583
I remember how I was in grade school, but I still don't understand himw
593 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:30:33 ID:faDQVk7e: You could at least write something like
"I wish I had a bike license too."
594 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:30:36 ID:3cN836NO: Send "I think a Yamaha TW would be perfect for you.".
595 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:30:42 ID:w/Rzew78: >>578
I lol'd.
596 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:31:05 ID:y0YyaYuJ: It's a standard motorcycle!
Make her more complimentsーーー
And don't change the topic.
597 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:31:12 ID:VkccMDrp: Someone should show OP his options in dating sim style.
598 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:31:42 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"I don't know much about bikes though. I just got it as a present.
Btw, the lecture is finally about to end."

Me:
"And you spent the whole lecture chatting with me. Tsk tsk."
599 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:31:50 ID:9pbwyKj4: It's been almost an hour since her lecture started.

Btw, it was 17:25 when Molester posted her e-mail about the lecture starting.
600 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:32:04 ID:3cN836NO: 1. Can I see your bike?
2. Let's go grab something to eat.
3. I love you.

Choose one.
601 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:32:08 ID:/B5aPI2q: >"And you spent the whole lecture chatting with me. Tsk tsk."

↑
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602 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:32:12 ID:EOJHQwCl: 　　　　　　　　　　　　
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603 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:32:23 ID:PLPSTr3E: 1: Change the topic at once and ask her out for dinner.
2: Keep going like that endlessly.
3: End the conversation.
604 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:32:25 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>598
8/10
605 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:32:33 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>598
Oh man, I can't believe you're going to let it end without accomplishing anything.
What are you even trying to pull?
606 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:32:37 ID:3VpcftBv: >>598
Tell her you're picking her up!!!!

I beg you, please say it to her. m(_ _)m
607 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:32:42 ID:ONBreiiA: >>598
Why are you acting so condescending when it's your fault!?
All she did was reply to your dumb e-mails!
608 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:32:54 ID:Div9U7Ii: And YOU spent the whole time sending really bad e-mails. Tsk tsk.
609 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:02 ID:bbbKVgyd: 　Ask her what model her bike is and continue the conversation
rｧ Insist on picking her up
　Go to bed
610 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:00 ID:6odiMXtA: Eh? But university lectures are always 90 minutes long.
Well, more importantly, ask her out for dinner already!!!
611 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:04 ID:VkccMDrp: >>600
Pick one of these!
612 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:13 ID:/B5aPI2q: Even though you were the one who sent the first e-mail...

>"And you spent the whole lecture chatting with me. Tsk tsk."
↑
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613 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:14 ID:faDQVk7e: Kansai is such a good person.
614 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:17 ID:3cN836NO: >>598
You should really fix that attitude of yours.
615 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:22 ID:PLPSTr3E: Hurry up and go pick her up, dude! The time is now!
616 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:26 ID:e6wPCDHj: 　　"Okay, be careful on your way home then.
　　Oh, want me to bring you a raincoat so you don't get wet?
　　But then again, you're already wet and it's not because of the rain. Am I right?"
617 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:36 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Looks like the e-mail conversation will be over when her lecture is over.
I doubt you'll get another chance if you don't ask her out for dinner now.
So you better quit dawdling and cut to the chase.
618 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:48 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>609
In b4 OP insists on picking her up, but Kansai has already left when he arrives at her university.
619 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:33:50 ID:iCb8vLiy: Ahh, OP's replies are getting lamer.
620 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:34:00 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Hey, a beautiful woman is sacrificing her precious lecture to reply to your e-mails. Be more grateful!"

Me:
"Alright. Then I'm going to sacrifice precious space on my phone to save this conversation in a special folder."
621 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:01 ID:3cN836NO: Want me to drive you to her university, OP?
622 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:19 ID:3VpcftBv: Wait, don't you end the conversation yet!

I give up on the bike model, although I would still like to know.
Anyways, go pick her up and ask her out for dinner!

Who cares if she wanted to ride her bike home!
623 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:26 ID:IyCS5FqL: Seriously, Molester,

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
624 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:27 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>620
Why would you end the conversation by yourself!?
625 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:32 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>620
7/10
626 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:35 ID:y0YyaYuJ: >>616
That's it!
I'm sure Kansai can take a dirty joke or two.
627 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:50 ID:Div9U7Ii: >save this conversation in a special folder

Creeeeepy.
628 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:52 ID:e6wPCDHj: >>620
Dude, that's something a middle schooler would sayw
629 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:54 ID:w/Rzew78: Let's guess Kansai's bike type!

- A street bike like the Yamaha TW, the Yamaha FTR, or the Suzuki Grass Tracker
- A touring scooter like the Honda Forza, or the Yamaha Majesty (incl. Vespa)
- A cruiser like the Honda Steed, or the Yamaha Dragstar
- A naked bike like the Honda CB, or the Yamaha XJR
- A sport touring, race replica, or touring motorcycle
- An off-road, or dual-sport motorcycle

Now, place your bets.
630 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:34:59 ID:/B5aPI2q: It's overw
631 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:35:01 ID:6odiMXtA: Yeah, she might turn you down, but so what?
Ask her out for dinner!!
632 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:35:04 ID:P9BFHSHx: I, for one, think Molester is hilariousw

And from the looks of it, Kansai seems to be enjoying chatting to him too.
633 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:35:04 ID:3VpcftBv: >>620
Clever. That was nicely done.
634 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:35:12 ID:Uul+GJrI: http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100725713/
635 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:35:22 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>620
It really is over...... (´･ω･`)
Does this mean I got all excited for nothing?
636 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:35:22 ID:VkccMDrp: Seriously though, most bikers wouldn't want to make a detour on a rainy day...
I think we can forget about dinner today.
But well, you could try asking her in a very careful way.

Don't be forceful though, you'll only make yourself look like an idiot.
637 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:35:23 ID:3cN836NO: A naked bike.

ノ
638 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:35:37 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Sacrifice, huh?"

Me:
"Yes, sacrifice."
639 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:13 ID:/B5aPI2q: Kansai's replies are all nice and friendly,

but in reality, she thinks OP's annoying as fuck.
640 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:13 ID:3cN836NO: 　ASK HER OUT FOR DINNER!!!
641 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:16 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>638
Hey!
642 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:19 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>638
Eh, my low-QUALITY brain can't grasp what's supposed to be funny about this. Someone please explain.
643 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:20 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>629
Probably a CB400.

I hope it's a Steed though.
644 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:25 ID:uGUO53l7: >>638
What the hell?
645 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:28 ID:w/Rzew78: >>629 Replying to myself.
I think it's a touring scooter.
646 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:33 ID:VkccMDrp: >>638

　　　　　　　　　　　THE END.
647 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:35 ID:Div9U7Ii: Why don't you sacrifice some of your precious time to save the Kansai route while you're at it?
648 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:37 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>638
3/10
649 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:38 ID:Q9W1pj8s: There's no way Molester can turn this one around now.
We should give up on dinner with Kansai today.
650 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:52 ID:3VpcftBv: >>629
I'm sure it's not a race replica. Probably.
651 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:36:52 ID:AdfX3dLg: Well, what can you do?
OP's a virgin, so this is the best he can do.
652 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:37:18 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>649 5 pounds on this.
653 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:37:26 ID:/B5aPI2q: There is a decisive difference between Molester Man and Train Man.
↓ Here it is!
654 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:37:28 ID:faDQVk7e: >>638
What the hell?
655 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:37:28 ID:VkccMDrp: Kansai's replies are getting weirder tooww

...she must be getting tired of his e-mails.
656 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:37:32 ID:Div9U7Ii: sacrifice precious lecture → sacrifice precious space
657 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:37:35 ID:3cN836NO: >>629
If it's a Honda CBR, I'll switch my bike for a CBR too.
658 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:37:41 ID:9pbwyKj4: I lol'dwwwww

It's over.
659 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:37:54 ID:6odiMXtA: Oh man, what a waste of a perfectly good opportunity.
660 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:38:12 ID:e6wPCDHj: >>638
Well done, young one, but don't get cocky now!
You won because of Kansai, not your own skills!
661 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:38:20 ID:YkGmxokR: I'll get so hard if she's riding a Kawasaki Zephyr Fireball Color.
662 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:38:33 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Funnyw
I hope you were joking about saving all my e-mails though. Because that'd be kinda stalkerish."

Me:
"Which reminds me, is Miss Understanding alright?"

I think this was masterful handling if I do say so myself.
663 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:38:39 ID:w/Rzew78: >>661
Only ex-delinquents ride bikes like thatw
664 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:38:59 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>662
If you think that is masterful...
665 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:06 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>662
Be grateful to Kansai for replying to your e-mails no matter how shit they are!
666 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:13 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>662
It's here*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*!!!!!
667 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:16 ID:VkccMDrp: >Kansai
>"Funnyw

　　　　　　　　　　A miracle has happened!
668 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:16 ID:3cN836NO: "Could you send me an e-mail when you get home?
You know, it's raining out and I'm a little worried..."

Send this and it should all work out.
669 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:16 ID:3VpcftBv: >>662
Umm. Yeah, well, it's okay, I guess...
670 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:23 ID:w/Rzew78: >>662
You better reread this thread 12 times after this.
671 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:25 ID:nrLwLvb2: And he keeps jumping from topic to topic like a jackrabbit.
672 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:39 ID:Div9U7Ii: >>662
Your car is spinning out of control again, OP.

You basically changed lanes without signalling.
673 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:40 ID:ioO9PTme: >>662
She thinks it's funny!
674 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:39:58 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>662
(ﾉ∀`) Oh boy...
She's taken aback by your last comment.
And don't start a new topic now, man.
Kansai is about to go home now, isn't she?
Any more than this would be really bad.
675 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:40:07 ID:9pbwyKj4: Why would you steer in that direction now?

Why did you steer away in the first place?
676 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:40:08 ID:VkccMDrp: >>662
The handling was okay, but do you know where you're heading?
677 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:40:13 ID:fGgvOM5F: I feel like Kansai and Molester are on the same wavelength.
678 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:40:18 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Kansai is so perfect.
OP's been sending the weirdest replies.
But she just plays along.
679 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:40:33 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>662
2/10!
680 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:40:48 ID:IyCS5FqL: >>677
It only feels like that because Kansai is kind and goes along with himw
681 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:40:56 ID:3cN836NO: Do what >>668 says.
682 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:40:58 ID:Div9U7Ii: It'd be funny if they actually continued chatting for three hours.
683 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:41:01 ID:/B5aPI2q: Where OP wants to go
→→→

Where Kansai wants to go
←←←
684 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:41:05 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"I haven't asked her about it since last time.
It's kinda hard to bring it up."

Me:
"I think she needs something to protect herself with. What do you think?"
685 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:41:09 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>662
You turned left when you should have turned right though.
686 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:41:11 ID:w/Rzew78: >>678
Isn't it strange that such a nice girl doesn't have a boyfriend?
687 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:41:23 ID:uXchc0cI: >>662
You're so focussed on handling that you've lost sight of your destination, haven't you?
688 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:41:24 ID:9pbwyKj4: Eh? What? Is OP still after Miss Understanding?
Did we all get trolled?
689 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:41:25 ID:Q9W1pj8s: We're going to review this conversation thoroughly in a review meeting tonight.
You better attend it, Molester!
690 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:41:32 ID:3VpcftBv: You could have headed to her university while writing those e-mails!
691 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:41:35 ID:6odiMXtA: >I think this was masterful handling if I do say so myself.

I do not know what you are saying!!
692 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:41:41 ID:nrLwLvb2: His e-mails all have that typical 2channer way of writing.
693 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:42:03 ID:AdfX3dLg: Just let her go home already. You don't even have a car. Even if you picked her up by train, you'd just make her wait a long time.
It's over.
694 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:42:04 ID:w/Rzew78: >>685
OP turned left and is now driving the wrong way down a one-way street.
695 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:42:07 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>684
Don't start a new topic now!
You must know when to pull back.
696 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:42:20 ID:ONBreiiA: Basically, OP made a huge detour and just now returned to the start linew
697 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:42:28 ID:3VpcftBv: >>684
I bet Molester is thinking to himself,

"I did exactly as the guys in the thread suggested! Why are they so mad at me!?".
698 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:42:42 ID:y0YyaYuJ: I'm crying...
Because I laughed so hard...
Kansai is a real bro.
I want her to be my best friend, not my girlfriend.
699 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:42:51 ID:VkccMDrp: OP sure knows how to get this thread goingww
700 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:42:53 ID:ioO9PTme: If her lecture is over, you should prepare to retreat.
701 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:43:03 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>684
1/10!!
702 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:43:04 ID:w/Rzew78: >>697
He's so going to prison after the review meeting tonight.
703 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:43:12 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>696
It's thanks to Kansai's skillful handling that OP got through this without an accident.
704 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:44:01 ID:IyCS5FqL: Molester, you should give up on the self-defense products.
It's pointless to insist on buying them if Miss Undie herself doesn't seem to care.
705 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:44:03 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>697
Review meetings are a pointless formality.
VIPPERs just don't get it.
706 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:44:06 ID:/B5aPI2q: 8/10
7/10
3/10
2/10!
1/10!!

↑
What score will he get next?? I can't wait to find out!
707 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:44:17 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Well, let's let her off the hook for now.
Molester, it's time for the review meeting.
708 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:44:22 ID:ONBreiiA: I don't think it's wise to hold up a girl when she's about to ride a bike home in the rain. Especially by asking her about a different girl.
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710 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:44:38 ID:3cN836NO: Send Kansai an e-mail around the time she gets home and ask her if she didn't catch a cold.
Try to be polite and make it sound like you were worried.
711 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:44:58 ID:Div9U7Ii: >>709
YA SRSLY.
712 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:45:02 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"You mean the self-defense products you were talking about?
She said she has a personal alarm with her at all times."

Me:
"Nah, a simple alarm won't do it. There's all kinds of self-defense products.
I'm just worried about her and figured she should get something else."
713 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:45:26 ID:fGgvOM5F: Her lecture's over... Get a clue, OP.
714 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:45:34 ID:3cN836NO: LET HER GO HOME ALREADY
715 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:45:40 ID:EOJHQwCl: What a mess...
716 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:45:42 ID:/B5aPI2q: Molester's being really annoying right now.
717 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:45:44 ID:N7/Htnzy: >>712
Tell Kansai she should get one too.
718 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:45:55 ID:VkccMDrp: >>712
You made a sharp turn right into the mud therewww
719 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:07 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Dude, this isn't funny anymore.
Be grateful to Kansai that she hasn't hung up on you yet and give up for today.
720 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:07 ID:ONBreiiA: >>712
Enough about Miss Understanding, you should be more worried about Kansai right now!
Let her off so she can go home.

And then send an e-mail like "Hey, did you get home safe?" around the time she gets home.
721 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:15 ID:3cN836NO: Do what >>717 says.
722 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:23 ID:w/Rzew78: >>709
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
723 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:25 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>709
WATATAw
724 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:27 ID:aoEXGST9: >>712
Aren't you getting a little annoying?
725 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:30 ID:uXchc0cI: I feel like Kansai doesn't want to talk about the stalker thing.
If it's hard to bring it up for her as Miss Undie's friend, then I'm sure she doesn't want some stranger to poke his nose into it.
Hell, they don't even seem to want your help anymore.
726 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:31 ID:PLPSTr3E: SHE'S LIKE AN ANT TRAPPED IN AN ANTLION PIT
727 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:33 ID:nrLwLvb2: It's interesting how every time OP brings up the self-defense products, he has to explain it all from the beginning.
728 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:36 ID:3VpcftBv: >>712
Why would you bring up the self-defense products when you're having a nice chat with Kansai?

Yes, I was one of the people who told you to bring them up, but this wasn't the right moment.
729 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:46:37 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Are you still after her?"

Me:
"I'm not!!"
730 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:46:46 ID:fy3S/Vbf: He's drifting all over the road now.
731 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:03 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>712
The VIPPERs won't be happy with this.
732 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:18 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>729
It's all over. NULL POINTER.
733 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:22 ID:VkccMDrp: Look at him trying to earn some brownie points with his last breath... And it isn't working...

Alright, it's time to round it up.
734 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:27 ID:ONBreiiA: >>729
See!? We've been telling you all this time that she'd react like that over and over again!
You big fat dummy!
735 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:32 ID:AdfX3dLg: I bet your report card in elementary school said "Can't read between the lines.".
736 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:35 ID:N7/Htnzy: Steer to the right, OP!
737 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:37 ID:bbbKVgyd: Should he hint at how he switched routes from Miss Undie to Kansai?
738 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:45 ID:nrLwLvb2: Ah, nice countersteering there. How did that saying go? Lose the battle, win the war?
739 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:49 ID:9pbwyKj4: >>729
This is what your masterful handling has brought you.
740 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:49 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>729
>>729

See? Told you this would happen!
You didn't listen.
741 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:50 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>729
It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━!!!!!
Seriously, call it quits now.
Quit before you do more damage.
742 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:47:56 ID:3cN836NO: >>732
Whack!

>>712
Wrap it up now.
743 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:48:25 ID:j42CLYzw: Give up on Miss Undie already.
Never make another attempt at her again.
Never talk about her again.
744 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:48:37 ID:Div9U7Ii: I wonder if Kansai still feels bad about what happened.
745 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:48:39 ID:IyCS5FqL: Quit pestering her, retard.
746 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:48:43 ID:3cN836NO: You should be more worried about Kansai right now.
747 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:48:50 ID:/B5aPI2q: Molester → Pretends to be worried

Kansai and Miss Understanding → See through Molester's ulterior motives.
748 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:48:50 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"I was just joking.
You're a nice guy, Molester."

Me:
"Well, yeah. Might as well finish what I started."
749 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:48:58 ID:3VpcftBv: >>729
Come oooon.

Tell her she's the only one for you now!!

Just kidding. Don't do it.
750 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:48:59 ID:VkccMDrp: Looks like we haven't seen the last of Berserker Molester yet.
751 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:49:12 ID:PLPSTr3E: Your last e-mail should be "I love you.".
752 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:49:37 ID:w/Rzew78: >>748
You're being too soft on Molester these days, big sis.
753 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:49:38 ID:VkccMDrp: >>748
Dude, you're not making her replies up now, are you?www

Nice handling, Kansai!!
754 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:49:39 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>748
Ahh, Kansai is such a nice girl. ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
Molester, if you're a man, you must learn when to attack and when to pull back.
755 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:49:41 ID:YkGmxokR: OP's like one of those kids that refuse to get off the panda ride at the mall even though his time is up and it stopped moving already.
756 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:49:46 ID:IyCS5FqL: "Well, be careful on your way home."

↑ Hurry up and end it with this, dumbass.
757 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:50:05 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>755
I lol'd.
758 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:50:08 ID:ONBreiiA: >>748
Show Kansai that you're worried about her too.
What are you doing!?
759 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:50:10 ID:/B5aPI2q: Kansai is the nice one.
Molester, on the other hand,...
760 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:50:13 ID:Div9U7Ii: OP scored some questionable brownie points σ・∀・)σ
761 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:50:14 ID:y0YyaYuJ: That's enoughーーーー
Never bring up the self-defense products anymore!
The only exception is when Kansai brings them up herself.
The word "self-defense products" is a taboo from now on. Self-defense products = taboo.
Not only will it get on Kansai's nerves, it'll also make her think that you're still interested in Miss Understanding.
You almost sound like a stalker, OP... The way you keep talking about saving the conversation and self-defense products...
762 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:50:28 ID:aoEXGST9: >>755
I lol'd.
763 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:51:32 ID:y0YyaYuJ: I think OP should end the conversation before Kansai writes something like
Kansai: "The lecture's over.".
764 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:52:00 ID:3VpcftBv: "Well, I was serious about picking you up...
But you can't wait that long, can you?w

Be careful on your way home! ﾉｼ"

Send this.
765 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:52:01 ID:9pbwyKj4: Go pick her up.
Please.
766 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:52:13 ID:Q9W1pj8s: "Your lecture is about to end, right?
Be careful on your way home, okay?"

Quit dawdling and end it with this.
767 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:52:30 ID:PLPSTr3E: Do what >>764 says.
768 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:52:35 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"You should go buy them for her sometime then.

The lecture's ending in ten minutesw"

Me:
"Let's go together."
769 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:52:36 ID:2Qmmitif: "You're nice too, Kansai."
"Flattery won't get you anything, you know?"
"It'll get you to cum for me!"

Still waiting for this part. ting ting
770 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:52:54 ID:w/Rzew78: >>768
It's here it's here it's here━━━ヽ(ヽ(ﾟヽ(ﾟ∀ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ∀ﾟ)ﾉﾟ)ﾉ)ﾉ━━━!!!!
771 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:52:59 ID:2Qmmitif: >>768
(ﾉ∀`) Oh boy...
772 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:06 ID:nrLwLvb2: Eh?
773 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:10 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>768
It's a straight ball━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
774 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:12 ID:y0YyaYuJ: He asked her straight out!
775 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:19 ID:3VpcftBv: Realistically speaking, how long would it actually take you to go to her university by train?

Tell us this one bit of information, Molester.

Who am I kidding...
776 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:26 ID:Div9U7Ii: It's a wild pitch━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!
777 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:32 ID:g1IjeTKE: >Might as well finish what I started.
Now that sounds plain wrong...
778 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:38 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>764
This one seems good to me.
779 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:41 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>768
This guy is a genuine idiot......
Kansai just gave you the cue to call it a day.
Are you blind?
780 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:47 ID:w/Rzew78: Here it is!! This is the moment everyone has been waiting for!!
All of America...!!
781 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:51 ID:faDQVk7e: A strong fast ball!
782 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:52 ID:3VpcftBv: >>768
He asked her outーーーー!!!!!!!!

That was, well, alright, I guessw
783 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:53:56 ID:2Qmmitif: It's as if a baseball player that is famous for his 80 km/h breaking balls
suddenly threw a 150 km/h straight ball.
784 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:02 ID:ONBreiiA: >>768
"Kansai, you should carry a personal alarm with you too.
I'll get you one if you want."

Send this to herーーー
785 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:13 ID:Div9U7Ii: "The lecture's ending in ten minutes (and with it our conversation)w"
786 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:18 ID:IyCS5FqL: Kansai:　"The lecture's ending in ten minutes"

Molester:　"Let's go together."

OP must be mentally handicapped...
787 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:24 ID:4Uo6VH14: Fuck you, retard! ↓
788 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:24 ID:AdfX3dLg: Hey, OP.
I hope you're getting ready to head out because you can't just keep stalling Kansai until she's all alone at university and then say "Be careful on your way home". That would be A DICK MOVE.
789 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:25 ID:3cN836NO: "We'll get one for you too, okay?"

Add this to your e-mailw
790 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:26 ID:YkGmxokR: Holy shit, what a mess.
791 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:30 ID:2Qmmitif: Give me a brake.
792 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:33 ID:VkccMDrp: Kansai strikes out and returns to the bench dejected.
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794 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:48 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>764
>>764
>>764
>>764
795 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:56 ID:2Qmmitif: I've never seen one this straight.
Big sis is surprised.
796 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:57 ID:lDK3DX+b: Guys... Before, you said OP should worry more about Miss Understanding and now this...

You guys really say whatever you want.
797 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:54:58 ID:w/Rzew78: >>786
I think he just panicked when he heard her lecture is ending in 10 minutes.
798 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:55:03 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>791
Lol.
799 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:55:07 ID:9pbwyKj4: No, this isn't right. This isn't the right way to ask her out.
The VIPPERs who are cheering should calm down and clear their heads.
800 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:55:41 ID:IyCS5FqL: >>799
Molester is the only one here who should calm down and clear his head.
801 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:55:46 ID:ioO9PTme: Looks like Molester is still just Molester.
802 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:55:58 ID:/B5aPI2q: Kansai: "Huh? You're joking, right?"

Molester: "O-Of course, I'm jokingw"

Dun dun dun.
803 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:56:07 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Are you asking me out? Are you really asking me out?"

Me:
"Eh? But it's embarrassing to go buy stuff like that by myself."
804 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:56:08 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>796
But Molester's handling is so obviously wrongw
Even Ayrton Senna would be surprised.
805 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:56:12 ID:g1IjeTKE: If I were to compare OP's behavior to something...
It's like he's running a slalom course but he's going the wrong way through all the gates.
The general direction he's going is right, but it's still completely wrong...
806 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:56:25 ID:nrLwLvb2: What a bro!!!!
807 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:56:27 ID:P9BFHSHx: You know, Molester, you can't rely on us VIPPERs' opinions, you should always do whatever you think is right.
That way, you won't have anyone else to blame, at least.
808 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:56:35 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>803
Jesus Christ...... How can a girl be such a bro?
809 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:56:39 ID:2Qmmitif: Kansai
is such
a nice girl.
810 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:56:40 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>803
At least, try not to say stuff that's too predictable, okay?
811 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:56:44 ID:VkccMDrp: This is why you just have to love Molester.

He even managed to make it really hard for Kansai to turn him down...
812 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:57:03 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Molester: "Let me buy you dinner."
Something like this should be enough to lure Kansai out imo.
813 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:57:19 ID:3cN836NO: "Let's get one for you too."

Go Riichi with this.
814 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:57:20 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>803
Could it be that Kansai wants you to ask her out?
815 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:57:32 ID:2Qmmitif: Kansai's asking for it. Give it to her, OP.
816 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:57:40 ID:lDK3DX+b: >>804
Even so, my point still stands. VIPPERs need to make up their mind.
Are you guys Koreans or what?
817 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:57:50 ID:fy3S/Vbf: Chances are good Kansai's already figured out how Molester feels about her.
818 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:57:51 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Go with a combination of >>812 and >>813.
819 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:57:55 ID:/B5aPI2q: Everything was going fine up to this point until Molester's next e-mail turned out to be a creepy one.

It changed everything.
820 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:58:08 ID:Div9U7Ii: Now that OP's come this far, she might say yes to pretty much anything.
But as a VIPPER, I'm obviously hoping that she'll turn OP down.
821 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:58:17 ID:faDQVk7e: >>803
Whoa, she's an angel.
OP's reply, on the other hand, is a mystery to me.
822 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:58:25 ID:EOJHQwCl: Kansai is so moe. She's toying with Molester even though she knows he loves her.
823 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:58:28 ID:VkccMDrp: >>819
Oh snap!! Now I'm nervous...w
824 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:58:29 ID:3cN836NO: >>819
There's a 80% chance that this is what will happen.
825 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:58:38 ID:w/Rzew78: >>820
Do you think she'd say yes if I asked her to ride me?
826 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:59:03 ID:3VpcftBv: >>803
Oh, that was pretty okay, I guess.

Btw, how long would she have to wait if you were to pick her up now?
That's all I want to know!

If it's like 30 minutes, there might still be hope.
827 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:59:09 ID:w/Rzew78: >>822
She's Fujiko, alright.
828 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:59:09 ID:Div9U7Ii: >>825
No chance.
829 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:59:16 ID:IyCS5FqL: Kansai: "Are you asking me out?"

Molester: "Nevermind..."
830 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:59:30 ID:2Qmmitif: Kansai must have totally noticed that Molester's switched routes.
Do it, Molester, do it.
831 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:59:33 ID:uXchc0cI: Molester: "I'm also worried about Miss Loli and Miss Yamaoka. Let's get some self-defense products for them too."
Kansai: "Hold on. Nothing for me?"

Molester: "You won't need any because I will be your personal bodyguard."
832 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:59:46 ID:P9BFHSHx: >>829
"Nevermind that, and listen to what I'm about to tell you. It doesn't have anything to do with the thread though."
833 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:59:47 ID:2Qmmitif: Still no new e-mail?
834 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 18:59:50 ID:9pbwyKj4: The thread's going too fast.
>>900 starts the next thread.
835 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:59:55 ID:mERigraa: Kansai:
"Let's go with the others the next time we're free.

The lecture is finally over!"

Me:
"You're right. Let's go when we're all free.
Glad you made it through the lecture."
836 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:05 ID:2Qmmitif: Big sis is surprised.
837 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:06 ID:aoEXGST9: >>835
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
838 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:12 ID:w/Rzew78: >>828
Noooo━━━━━━´Д｀━━━━━━!!
839 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:18 ID:vxf6SJIP: >>831
This.

>>830
And she doesn't seem to mind, so yeah.
Now if only Molester got with the program...
840 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:18 ID:3cN836NO: >>835
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
841 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:24 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>835
Did she just turn him down indirectly...?
842 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:26 ID:2Qmmitif: >>835
(　´,_ゝ`) Pfff
(　´,_ゝ`) Pfff
(　´,_ゝ`) Pfff
843 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:39 ID:ONBreiiA: >>835
Loser!!!
844 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:40 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>835
When a woman says next time, she means NEVER!!!

Too bad, Molester!!!!!
845 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:45 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Ehhhhh orz
What about dinner...? When you're all free? So never?
I'm okay with this though since it's very Molester-like.
846 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:50 ID:w/Rzew78: >>835
Ladies and Gentlemen, Kansai turned OP down and ended the conversation at the same time.
847 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:51 ID:Div9U7Ii: But hey, he made it look like he was still after Miss Undie, but then he asked Kansai out, so it's all good.
It wasn't perfect, but it worked out nicely.
848 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:51 ID:vxf6SJIP: It's all because you had to ask her about Miss Undie!

Dumbass.
849 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:54 ID:3VpcftBv: >>835
orz
850 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:00:59 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>835
Whoawwwwwwww She evaded his question beautifullywwwwwwwwww
Dude, I think it's all over for you.
851 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:10 ID:2Qmmitif: >>835

Next time = Never.
852 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:11 ID:VkccMDrp: m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha

This has made it a lot harder to ask her out again.
We have to come up with something fast.
853 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:18 ID:uXchc0cI: Ohh, she completely dodged OP's question.
854 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:01:31 ID:mERigraa: Got a call.
Brb, guys.
855 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:42 ID:P9BFHSHx: It's a phone callｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ
856 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:45 ID:uVQ2k6qS: Why doesn't OP ask her out for dinner to thank her for keeping him company all night?
857 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:46 ID:6odiMXtA: ITT: Creeps giving creepy advice to Molester even though they're not in a position to be giving advice to anyone
858 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:52 ID:3cN836NO: Is it Kansai?
859 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:52 ID:faDQVk7e: Ohhhh
860 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:52 ID:bbbKVgyd: A phone callーーーーーーーーーーーーー
861 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:54 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>854
It's happening!
862 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:54 ID:vxf6SJIP: Okay, Molester, see you later then. Man, I'm starving.
863 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:53 ID:IyCS5FqL: Here's what Kansai most likely meant to say:

I DON'T WANT TO GO ALONE WITH YOU
864 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:01:59 ID:2Qmmitif: >>854
It's here━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
It's here━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
It's here━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
It's here━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━!!
It's here━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!
It's here━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━!!
It's here━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━!!
It's here━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━!!
It's here━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━━━!!
865 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:00 ID:EOJHQwCl: It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
866 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:02 ID:VkccMDrp: >>854
Kansai: "Don't e-mail me anymore, okay?"
867 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:03 ID:w/Rzew78: >>854
What's going on?
868 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:14 ID:Div9U7Ii: It's a phone call━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!
869 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:17 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>857
You must be talking about me.
870 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:21 ID:9pbwyKj4: This is like watching myself during the Gundam Pepsi cap figures campaign, when I bought one Pepsi bottle after another but never got a Mk-II.
871 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:23 ID:ioO9PTme: I bet she took it as a confession of love.
872 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:35 ID:vxf6SJIP: I'm at work right now and I can't go home because I want to know how his phone call with Kansai went.
873 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:34 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>854
Hey! Is it from Kansai!?

Don't you fuck up this time!
874 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:40 ID:VkccMDrp: I'm sure it's just his mom calling.
875 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:40 ID:3VpcftBv: >>854
Oh shit...
876 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:44 ID:w/Rzew78: >>864
Wow, I've never seen that one before.
877 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:53 ID:/B5aPI2q: I sense a storm coming.
878 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:02:58 ID:9pbwyKj4: Is it from Loli?
879 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:03:06 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Oh crap, I didn't expect her to call him.
Say you're going to treat her to dinner.
Be casual about it though, don't be all serious.
880 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:03:10 ID:P9BFHSHx: Kansai seems to be the type of girl who actually enjoys OP's lame sense of humor.
Obviously, she totally friendzoned him, but it looks to me like she trusts him.
881 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:03:16 ID:Div9U7Ii: >>870
I got five ZZ Gundam heads.
882 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:03:25 ID:uXchc0cI: It'd be the best thing ever if the call was from Glasses.
883 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:03:31 ID:w/Rzew78: What if it's Glasses against all expectations?
884 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/18 19:03:34 ID:mwEUpDCF: +　　　+
　 ∩＿∩ 　+
　（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・）　ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
　（0ﾟつ旦O +
　と＿_）__）　+
885 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:03:50 ID:IyCS5FqL: 888 GET
886 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:04:08 ID:bbbKVgyd: 888?
887 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:04:10 ID:EOJHQwCl: >>885
It's a premature ejaculator━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
888 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:04:16 ID:/B5aPI2q: I say it's actually Miss Understanding.
889 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:04:18 ID:P9BFHSHx: 888.
890 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:04:19 ID:VkccMDrp: OP always makes the unexpected happen... Whoawwww
891 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:04:26 ID:ONBreiiA: Make sure to ask her out to a one-on-one date!
Doesn't matter if it's a dinner or shopping for a personal alarm, use whatever excuse you need!
892 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:04:29 ID:YkGmxokR: She's calling him so she doesn't have to reply to his e-mails anymore.
893 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:04:50 ID:P9BFHSHx: Give me back my 888 GET! ｡･ﾟ･（ノД`）･ﾟ･｡
894 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:04:52 ID:fy3S/Vbf: "Look, could you stop e-mailing me?
It's seriously creeping me out.
Knock it off already, okay?
Enough is enough."
895 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:05:02 ID:3VpcftBv: Look how the thread slows down as it gets closer to 900 because no one wants to start the next thread.
896 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:05:07 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Looks like Kansai is starting to realize that Molester is a creep.
897 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:05:17 ID:y0YyaYuJ: Molester's handling is totally amazing. And I don't mean it as a joke, it's actually amazing.
898 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:05:21 ID:IyCS5FqL: Maybe Kansai doesn't have many friends.

I'm just saying.
899 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:05:25 ID:8jsgYYMS: 1000!
900 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:05:28 ID:w/Rzew78: >>894
I know the first letters make up the word "LIKE" and it's a hidden message, but how would that work on the phone?
901 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:05:35 ID:aoEXGST9: Finally a break. Gotta go out for a bit.
902 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:05:36 ID:3VpcftBv: Say you're going to pick her up.

Ask her out for dinner!
903 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:05:59 ID:3VpcftBv: >>900
You're it.
904 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:06:00 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>900
You're a genius.
905 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:06:14 ID:/B5aPI2q: Sorry to burst your bubbles, guys, but Molester can and will fuck up on the phone too!!
906 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:06:23 ID:8jsgYYMS: Is it just me or do the threads always slow down when we get close to 950?
907 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:06:42 ID:w/Rzew78: WHY IS IT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Brb starting the next thread.
908 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:06:49 ID:Div9U7Ii: 　"Your e-mails are just as creepy as I thought they'd be."
909 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:06:52 ID:ZjiNTuvO: >>900
Oh, here we go...
This thread's smartass made a comment............
Get a sense of humor!!! Shit for brains!
910 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:06:58 ID:2Qmmitif: >>907
Good luck.
911 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:07:15 ID:3VpcftBv: >>906
I thought 900 was going to start the next thread because it was going so fast a few minutes ago.
912 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:07:26 ID:fGgvOM5F: SHE THINKS HE'S CREEPY
913 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:08:17 ID:VkccMDrp: Well, the thread's sure to pick up again when OP posts about the phone call, so it's all good.

>>907
Thanks in advance.
914 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:08:40 ID:/B5aPI2q: Kansai: "I forwarded your e-mails to Miss Understandingw"
Miss Understanding calls OP and says:

"Please leave me alone from now on."
915 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:08:58 ID:PLPSTr3E: Can't wait to see how badly OP did.
916 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:09:26 ID:Div9U7Ii: The thread almost comes to a standstill when it approaches 950 posts.
917 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:09:36 ID:Q9W1pj8s: I'm so nervous I just wet myself.
918 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:09:43 ID:3VpcftBv: Is the new thread still not up?!
919 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:10:09 ID:3cN836NO: Betting 10,000 null pointers that he went berserk and confessed his love to her.
920 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:10:15 ID:IyCS5FqL: 919 GET
921 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:10:35 ID:nrLwLvb2: He's been on the phone for 10 minutes now.
922 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:10:38 ID:VkccMDrp: Something tells me that he's getting chewed out for something right about now.
923 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:10:58 ID:w/Rzew78: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 13
http://live8.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/livecx/1100772623/

I started it.
924 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:11:06 ID:3VpcftBv: What's taking him so long...?
Guess he wasn't able to start the next thread...
925 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:11:19 ID:Q9W1pj8s: It'd be fucking awesome if Kansai suddenly asked him out for dinner instead.
926 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:11:21 ID:4Uo6VH14: >>923
You shithead.
927 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:11:23 ID:2Qmmitif: >>923
Crab.
928 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:11:42 ID:N7/Htnzy: >>923
Why there?
929 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:11:44 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>923
Eh?w The Live board?w
930 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:11:48 ID:3VpcftBv: >>923
Crabs.

Sorry, I got a bit impatient therew
931 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:12:08 ID:2Qmmitif: >>923
Die. Just kill yourself.
932 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:12:16 ID:P9BFHSHx: >>923
Okay, is this your idea of a joke or what?

You're a thousand times worse than Molester, you piece of shit.
933 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:12:22 ID:/B5aPI2q: It's on the Live board. Fuji TV for some reasonw
934 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:12:25 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>923
Why the Live boardwwwww
935 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:13:01 ID:mERigraa: It's over.

Btw, weren't we going to recycle the duplicate threads?
936 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:10 ID:3cN836NO: Someone start a new thread in VIP.
937 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:13 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>923
START A NEW ONE IN VIP.
938 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:18 ID:3VpcftBv: Ahh, I didn't even notice!!!! orz

I even thanked him. How embarrassing!
939 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:22 ID:W8lWD+8r: >>935
He's back━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
940 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:23 ID:EOJHQwCl: IT'S OVER?
941 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:25 ID:2Qmmitif: >>950
Start the next thread please.
942 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:28 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>935
You decide.
Where do we go next?
943 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:38 ID:9pbwyKj4: >923
GTFO.
944 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:38 ID:P9BFHSHx: http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100772797/

Started a new one in VIP. Part 13.
945 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:41 ID:bbbKVgyd: Report! Report!
946 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:46 ID:VkccMDrp: >>923
Explain yourself.

But no matter what your reason is, I'll have to ask you to kill yourself.
947 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:13:51 ID:mwEUpDCF: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 11
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601254/l50
948 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:14:25 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>944
That was totally fast. Thanks.
949 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:14:32 ID:w/Rzew78: I'M SO SORRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHY DID I START IT IN THE LIVE BOARD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I tried to a make a new on in VIP, but I got a host error.
>>950 Please do it for me.
950 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:14:37 ID:uXchc0cI: http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100725713/
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601254/

↑ We got two duplicate threads we can use, we don't need a new thread.
951 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:14:50 ID:3cN836NO: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 11
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100772797/
952 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:14:51 ID:2Qmmitif: >>944
Thank you so much.
953 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:15:10 ID:IyCS5FqL: How many threads do we need for Molester? It's just Molester, guys.
954 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:15:28 ID:mERigraa: Well, I think we should start with http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601254/.
955 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:15:30 ID:6odiMXtA: Hey, Molester Man.
Tell us which thread to use.
956 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:15:43 ID:3VpcftBv: >>944
Thanks.
957 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:15:46 ID:vxf6SJIP: >>954
I don't care where, just tell us how the call went.
958 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:16:00 ID:w/Rzew78: I'm sorry, guys.
Brb going offline and hanging myself.
959 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:16:03 ID:3cN836NO: Hurry up and report what happened.
960 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:16:13 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>954
Gotcha.
That one's the next thread then.
961 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:16:27 ID:VkccMDrp: I have no idea where we're going next.
962 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:16:36 ID:P9BFHSHx: >>954
If Molester says so, then it's decided.
We can use the one I just started later if we need it. It might be confusing because it says part 13 though.

I should have waited a little longer before making a new thread. Sorry.
963 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:16:40 ID:qHQjjfzB: >>954
That one is reserved for the side stories though.
964 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:16:46 ID:3VpcftBv: Wait, shouldn't we let that one alone?

If we don't use the new one now, the thread numbers won't match and it'll get really confusing later on.
965 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:17:11 ID:3cN836NO: >>963
That's right.
966 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:17:15 ID:IyCS5FqL: Guys, we're dangerously close to 1000 now...
967 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:17:29 ID:P9BFHSHx: >>958
Don't worry about it.
I called you names because I thought you did it on purpose. Sorry for that.
Let's act like VIPPERs and move on to the next thread together.
968 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:17:32 ID:/B5aPI2q: Which one is the next thread?
It's annoying to not be able to spam the thread.
969 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:17:57 ID:IyCS5FqL: 1000 GET.
970 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:18:19 ID:uXchc0cI: http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601254/

↑ This one is the next thread.
971 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:18:23 ID:8jsgYYMS: >Well, I think we should start with http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601254/.
972 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:18:29 ID:MCxMSKHV: If this is 1000, Molester gets stabbed.
973 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:18:49 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Molester said which one is next in >>954, so why don't we just go along with it?
With that said, if this is 1000, OP gets a happy ending with Kansai.
974 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:19:02 ID:Div9U7Ii: No one's posted anything new in either of those threads yet.
I need to know which one you guys are going to move to.
975 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:19:03 ID:3VpcftBv: >>963
Yeah, I wanted to leave it for the side stories too, but if Molester wants to use it, so be it.

So are we going with the duplicate of part 11?
976 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:19:20 ID:mERigraa: Let's use the thread >>954 started then...

I hadn't gotten an e-mail from Kansai for a while, so I was going to read the thread more carefully after having only skimmed over it when my cell phone started to ring.
Of course, it was from Kansai.

"Yes?"
"Hello?"
"Hello hello."
"I'm glad I made it through the lecture too!"
"You were just e-mailing with me the whole time though."
"I had no choice, all my friends seem to have decided to skip the lecture, and I didn't have anyone else to talk to!!"
"Listening to the lecture wasn't an option?"
"Nope."
977 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:19:41 ID:ZjiNTuvO: If this is 1000, Molester will turn into a vegetable.
978 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:19:42 ID:2Qmmitif: 　!|　|！| |!　!|　: 　|: |:　:　　:　ｌ:!　!　|　!　!|　！　!! |
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979 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:20:12 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>976
W-W-W-W-W-What happened then?
980 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:20:19 ID:Q9W1pj8s: >>976
Alright, bring it. щ(ﾟДﾟщ)
981 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:20:34 ID:Div9U7Ii: It was from Kansai, huh?
Guess she called to tell him not to come pick her up.
982 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:21:01 ID:3cN836NO: Did you confess to her?
983 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:21:13 ID:uXchc0cI: He's talked to her on the phone almost everyday now, hasn't he?
984 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:21:39 ID:EOJHQwCl: My dick is erect again!
985 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:21:53 ID:/B5aPI2q: >>984
It'll go limp soon enough.
986 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:22:06 ID:Div9U7Ii: 　　Where'd everybody go?
987 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:22:30 ID:Q9W1pj8s: Why don't we fill this thread up so OP can post his report in the next thread?
988 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:22:35 ID:aoEXGST9: Why are we still in this thread?
989 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:22:38 ID:bbbKVgyd: >>986
Because no one knows where to go next.
990 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:23:08 ID:EOJHQwCl: Get in here, cunts.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601254/43-
991 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:23:36 ID:Div9U7Ii: I refuse to move out of this thread until it hits 1001 posts! (`Д´)
992 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:23:49 ID:mERigraa: "So, what's up?"
"Oh, I just called because the lecture's over."

Judging from the background noise, she was on the move.

"Are you going home now?"
"Yeah, but it's raining like crazy."
"I wouldn't call it crazy."
"I hope the roads aren't flooded..."
"Guess riding a bike in the rain isn't so great, huh?"
"Because you get splashed on a lot. I always have a raincoat with me for times like this, but it can't block all of it."
"Isn't it dangerous to ride in the rain?"
"Nah, it's fine. Because I'm Fujiko."

Then we chatted some more.
993 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:23:51 ID:EOJHQwCl: Around 992?
994 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:23:59 ID:PLPSTr3E: >>990
So this one is the next thread?
995 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:24:00 ID:iCb8vLiy: >>991
I'll stay here with you, bro.
996 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:24:08 ID:IyCS5FqL: Why is no one going to the thread Molester picked?
997 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:24:11 ID:fy3S/Vbf: 1001
998 : Mr. Anonymous : 04/11/18 19:24:16 ID:pFiFeeY6: ST. VAGINA GIRLS COLLEGE
999 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:24:20 ID:iCb8vLiy: 1000
1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/18 19:24:20 ID:8jsgYYMS: If this is 1000, Kansai suffers a bone fracture in an accident.
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