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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 14

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:12:11 ID:cUwZpTt3
1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 11 (13)
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100601254/l50

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2 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:12:27 ID:NKc5k85Q
Thanks.

3 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:13:18 ID:Hg5CvPwv
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:13:19 ID:JyY/5M7e
Crabs.

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:14:02 ID:j5oMePxp
Crabs.

6 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:17:35 ID:l0/RucIT
Crab.

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:19:03 ID:HyzvwSE1
>>1
GJ.

8 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:19:07 ID:cUwZpTt3
I keep saying they probably won't come up to my room, but I sprayed air freshener all over my room, just in case.

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:19:23 ID:STW8mBJL
Unfortunately no meaningful GETs this time. orz


10 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:19:44 ID:YElm24GD
995 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/20 19:18:08 ID:56rKKBPE
If this is 1000, Kansai is actually my little sister.


996 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/20 19:18:13 ID:HyzvwSE1
If this is 1000, there'll be seicross.


997 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/20 19:18:14 ID:7HLDwK+B
If this is the 1000 GET, things will take a happy turn.


998 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/20 19:18:19 ID:j5oMePxp
If this is 1000, OP gets married with Kansai.


999 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/20 19:18:25 ID:T/0TjAEE
If this is 1000, Molester, Miss Understanding and Kansai will have a threesome.


1000 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/20 19:18:25 ID:NKc5k85Q
1002

11 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:20:19 ID:Ptbafgu3
Install a webcam in your toilet... (* ´Д`) pant pant

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:20:27 ID:Fk4WzSan
There's no way they won't come up to your room when it's this fucking cold out.
Better prepare something they can kill some time with.

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:20:49 ID:YElm24GD
>>8
It's at times like these that
that kind of paranoid thinking can totally (*^ー゚)b pay off!!

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:21:43 ID:lSJT/Ie4
>>1
Crab shortbread.
Do not be overconfident. Prepare yourself for everything.
Always keep in mind that a butterfly flapping its wings in Asia can cause a hurricane in Europe.

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:21:50 ID:j5oMePxp
Post the e-mails, OP.
I wanna see what Kansai replied to your weird pork e-mail.

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:22:10 ID:l0/RucIT
I shouldn't even have to ask this, but you have something to drink you can offer to them, right??
If they do decide to come up because it's cold out, you should at least be able to ask them

"I'll get you something warm to drink. Black tea or coffee?".

It's common sense.

17 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:22:18 ID:cUwZpTt3
I sprayed so much air freshener my whole room smells like a giant sweet olive now.
And I just now realized that it was a toilet air freshener I used. I need to get rid of this smell.

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:22:30 ID:STW8mBJL
Kansai: "Introduce me to the friends you're connected to via electronic wires."

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:22:39 ID:7HLDwK+B
Fucking lol.

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:22:40 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>17
ヾ( ゚д゚)ノ゙ Dumbass!

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:23:07 ID:0Gmcs6vL
For a little while... For just a little while, I was cheating on this thread with another thread,
and now I'm late to this party.   orz

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:23:09 ID:Fk4WzSan
Try putting a few drops of eye drops into their drinks.

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:23:12 ID:l0/RucIT
>>17
Cracked me up so hard.

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:23:13 ID:ExZOZw0l
>>18
!?
I need to get dressed up!

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:23:19 ID:0whQTQV+
Women love the smell of Febreze, so Febreze the shit out of your room!

26 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:23:26 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>16
I have some expensive green tea. I love green tea.

And fuck, it's so cold with the windows open!!!
Should I spray some 8x4 instead to get rid of the toilet air freshener smell?

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:23:27 ID:YElm24GD
>>17
That stinks━━━━━(`Д´)━━━━━!!!

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:23:32 ID:Cht0ZMGD
Post the e-mails when you're done cleaning up.

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:24:11 ID:YElm24GD
>>26
Don't you have any perfume?
Spray a little on your bed and pillows.

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:24:13 ID:j5oMePxp
>>17
(ノ∀`) Oh boy.
You're such an idiotw

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:24:19 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>26
Don't. You'll just end up creating a horrible smelling gas you won't be able to get rid of.

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:24:58 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Umm, umm... When did you say they'll be here again...?


Help, I'm panicking!!!!

33 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:25:07 ID:cUwZpTt3
I spray toilet air freshener all over the room → My whole room smells like a toilet → I open all the windows → It's cold → I try to get rid of the smell by spraying 8x4 this time

→ The two smells blend together into a horrible stench



It's so cold with the windows open, guys. So cold.

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:25:12 ID:T/0TjAEE
>>26
I know it's cold but you'll have to deal with it.
Don't worry, two young ladies will arrive soon and warm up your room with their presence.

35 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:25:35 ID:l0/RucIT
The inhabitants of this thread complain about Molester all the time, but they actually love him, don't they?w

>>26
Expensive green tea is perfect. GJ on that.

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:25:36 ID:q4O1rfDm
>>26
Don't do it. You're gonna set your room on fire.

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:25:46 ID:STW8mBJL
Wait, don't tell me you're planning on offering them drinks... so that when they have left... you can...
Nah, I'm not going to say it. Molester would never do something like that.

38 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:25:54 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>32
I'm pretty sure I'm panicking more than you.
Dammit, I'd like to rub one out quickly to calm myself, but they could be here anytime now.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:26:02 ID:Fk4WzSan
I'm so fucking jelly.
I wish I could take a huge dump in front of Molester's door.

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:26:07 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>33
What did I tell you...

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:26:08 ID:T/0TjAEE
>>35
Why else would we live in this shithole?w

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:26:16 ID:j5oMePxp
>>33
Dumbass━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!
Don't close the windows until they arrive!

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:26:19 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>37
Well, if I was OP...... I'd do it!

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:26:28 ID:56rKKBPE
That's why I told you to burn incense!

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:26:53 ID:Vz6z/v+N
>>37
Well, I can totally see him do it.

46 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:27:04 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>38
Don't even joke about it!

Make sure to ventilate sufficiently!!
Girls are more sensitive to smell!

47 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:27:35 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>38
Don't. That's the last thing you should be doing if you don't know when they'll arrive.

You'd be surprised how sensitive women are when it comes to certain smells.
My wife, for instance, said she always knows when I've jacked off at work.

48 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:28:02 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>47
Is your wife a monster!?

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:28:10 ID:YElm24GD
>>43
Your post has opened my eyes!
I'd do it too!! Now, the only question is in which order.

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:28:22 ID:Cht0ZMGD
>47
Don't jack off at work!w

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:28:23 ID:eK4ZkK80
ttp://www13.plala.or.jp/bargiko/bargiko.html
Get in here if you want to chat with teenage girls.
Especially the girl with the username "w", who often shows up in Yoshinoya and is on right now, is quite the looker. Ask her and she'll show you pics of herself.
Or play pranks on the parasite freelance part-timer called "Zushio" if you prefer that. Come on, let's have fun together.

52 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:28:26 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>47
(*ノノ) How embarrassing.

53 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:28:47 ID:cUwZpTt3
W-What else should I do?
I've cleaned up the room, hidden all the visible otaku stuff, ventilated.
Anything else?

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:28:59 ID:+diSd6Iy
Fry some tea leaves in a frying pan. Add some water. Fry some more.
Do it.

55 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:29:02 ID:Fk4WzSan
Take a bath.

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:29:08 ID:Vz6z/v+N
>>47
One time in school, I'd just finished fapping in my classroom when my homeroom teacher came in.
Are you saying she knew...!?

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:29:23 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>49
Here's my order:
First Kansai, then Miss Undie, and then Kansai again for good measure.

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:29:29 ID:q4O1rfDm
I think lighting a match was a good way to get rid of bad smells.

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:29:33 ID:Vz6z/v+N
>>53
Set up a camera in the toilet, of course.

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:29:47 ID:Ptbafgu3
>>53
Install a camera in the toilet.

61 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:30:06 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>53
Clean the floor!
Get rid of all the pubic hair scattered everywhere!!

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:30:28 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>53
Umm, umm......
Did you vacuum your room?

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:30:34 ID:Fk4WzSan
Empty your trash cans.

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:30:44 ID:7HLDwK+B
Have pyjamas ready for Miss Undie and Kansai!

65 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:30:51 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>61
I already vacuumed my room!
I have bed hair, but no time to fix it!!
Ah, I need to put in my contacts!!

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:07 ID:W3YbvhPU
Kansai: "Let's put on some music."
Prepare some good music CD's.

67 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:31:10 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>59-60
How about no?

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:15 ID:YElm24GD
>>58
That's what you do after taking a shit.

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:19 ID:j5oMePxp
I hope you yourself are clean and tidy.

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:22 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Calm down first!! Me!!!

71 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:33 ID:7HLDwK+B
Put on a Kai Band CD!

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:34 ID:Ddj9K661
>>53
Put a porn mag somewhere inconspicuous for some "sex appeal".

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:36 ID:NKc5k85Q
>I got an e-mail → I replied almost immediately

Please elaborate on this part.

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:43 ID:Fk4WzSan
Don't turn your PC off until they arrive.

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:45 ID:WuxglNV5
I didn't know men could be so cute.
I do now thanks to this thread.

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:31:55 ID:jXSZtX3m
For starters, go buy some condoms.

77 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:32:00 ID:cUwZpTt3
Ahh, I'm so scared.

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:32:03 ID:7HLDwK+B
>>75
  _   ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Tits! Tits!
 ⊂彡

79 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:32:03 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>65
Spray some breath freshener into your mouth.

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:32:04 ID:YElm24GD
>>66
>>66
>>66
>>66
>>66
>>66
>>66
>>66

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:32:05 ID:56rKKBPE
Did you prepare the music CD's?

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:32:22 ID:j5oMePxp
>>65
You wear contacts!?
Even so, you should just keep the glasses on.
Show them what you look like when you're just chilling in your room.

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:32:32 ID:Fk4WzSan
Also, turn up the heat in your room.

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:32:38 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>75
You're a woman, aren't you!!!??

Please give our Molester some advice!!

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:32:43 ID:W3YbvhPU
>75
>I didn't know men could be so cute.
>I didn't know men could be so desperate.
FTFY

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:32:58 ID:7HLDwK+B
Ehh, Molester was Glasses too?

87 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:33:00 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>68
Granny knows best!!

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:33:06 ID:Ddj9K661
Even though OP got so much flak and complaints in the previous thread, Kansai's coming to his place today. Explain this.

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:33:13 ID:Cht0ZMGD
Things to do next:
- prepare CD's
- buy condoms
- post e-mails

90 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:33:24 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>82
Look, I can't go out with glasses on!!
I even shudder at the thought of riding a bicycle with glasses on.

Ahh, they're still not here... I should have masturbated while I still had the chance.

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:33:25 ID:jXSZtX3m
>>75
If you're a woman, please help OP by giving him advice from the point of a view a woman.

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:33:35 ID:nufnGKq3
Deodorant Plug

ttp://www.st-c.co.jp/products/houkou/index_new13.html

This works pretty well. Go get one.

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:33:39 ID:WuxglNV5
>>77
I think you should make your entranceway nice and tidy.
Line up your shoes neatly etc.


94 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:33:48 ID:j5oMePxp
And post the e-mails already!

95 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:34:20 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Let's postpone the report of the e-mails until later, shall we?
Molester has other things to worry about right now.

What we need to do right now is check one more time if OP's room is really ready for their visit.
We need to work together to find anything we've missed.

96 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:35:00 ID:cUwZpTt3
Ah, shit, shit, I forgot I'd turned off the intercom to avoid door-to-door preachers.

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:35:13 ID:jXSZtX3m
Maybe you should move your PC to a corner where it doesn't stand out so much.
And put all your CD-R's and computer accessories in a closet.

98 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:35:21 ID:Cht0ZMGD
Why don't you take a pic of your room as it is now with your cell phone and post it here?


99 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:35:25 ID:56rKKBPE
Did you burn incense or did you not!?
Trust me, you can't go wrong with it!!

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:35:28 ID:j5oMePxp
Oh yeah, did you tidy up your kitchen?
Make sure it's squeaky clean.

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:35:31 ID:YElm24GD
Don't masturbate no matter what.
They say women always know.

102 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:35:40 ID:Fk4WzSan
I bet Kansai and Miss Undie have no idea that
their visit is causing a huge shitstorm on VIPw

103 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:35:51 ID:Hg5CvPwv
They're still not there? (・∀・ )っ/凵⌒☆ting ting

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:35:57 ID:W3YbvhPU
Check if your room is dusty one more time from a standing position and a sitting position.
I assume you wiped all the dust off your TV and PC monitor?

105 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:36:04 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>99
I have a pack I bought from an Asian store,
but when I light it, it fills the whole room with smoke it's insane!!

106 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:36:06 ID:STW8mBJL
I'm worried they might see the anime OP recorded.
But meh, they probably won't.
They will see your snakes though. I'm worried about Miss Understanding. Is she scared of snakes?
I'm sure Kansai will be fine though.

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:36:09 ID:7HLDwK+B
Well, >>75 is Miss Undie by the way.

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:36:14 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>97 is right. If they see anything PC-related, chances are high that they'll want to check it out.

I hope every nook and cranny of your room is clean now.

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:36:41 ID:jXSZtX3m
Rip all of your creepy posters off the wall.

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:37:20 ID:Fk4WzSan
Don't forget to hide your Kai Band album "Massacre Melody"w

111 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:37:32 ID:Ddj9K661
I didn't know going out with a woman was such an ordeal for otaku.
I do now thanks to this thread.

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:37:33 ID:q4O1rfDm
>>93

It's advice from a woman. Better follow it.

113 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:37:36 ID:0Gmcs6vL
You're not out of toilet paper, are you?

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:37:50 ID:STW8mBJL
Whether you'll go shopping with the girls tomorrow or not will depend on how you handle their visit today.
Don't fuck it up, Molester.

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:37:51 ID:jXSZtX3m
>>108
That would be bad. Really bad.
Hide your 2ch browser, OP!
You don't want them to find this thread, man...







Actually, that would be the best thing ever.

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:37:51 ID:Fk4WzSan
The album was called "Basement Melody"... orz
I need to calm downw

117 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:37:59 ID:cUwZpTt3
There's not enough time to be wiping dust off stuff in my room.
I won't be able to hide my bookshelves either. All I can do is pray that they don't notice my Dengeki Comics volumes...
But I did pick up the magazines scattered all over my floor and piled them up in a corner of my room.

The Jump pile almost comes up to my chest.

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:38:05 ID:56rKKBPE
>>105
Doesn't matter, burn some incense till Kansai comes.
Women love the smell of freshly burnt incense.

119 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:39:00 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>118
This is definitely not the fancy kind of incense you're talking about... But oh well, the windows are open anyway.
Let's light up some incense.

120 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:39:15 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>117
Sorry, but that made me crack up. (>з<)=з Pfff

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:39:26 ID:7HLDwK+B
EHHHHH Why do you have so many Jump mags? This isn't going to end well.

122 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:39:41 ID:cUwZpTt3
They're still not here... There were only six e-mails, should I post them now while I'm waiting for them?

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:39:59 ID:jXSZtX3m
>>117
A huge pile of Jump mags looks creepy and dirty thoughw
Better put them away in a closet.

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:40:09 ID:j5oMePxp
>>117
Why would you keep all those Jump mags? (ノ∀`) Oh boy.
Okay, when they've left, you have to dispose of all unnecesary otaku goods in your room.
Add that to your list of things to do.
The VIPPERs can help you decide which ones to keep and which ones to throw away.

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:40:15 ID:YElm24GD
>>117
Incenses are all about the pleasant lingering smell they leave.
They're not so pleasant while they're burning because of all the smoke.

So yeah, you can put out the incense now.

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:40:18 ID:56rKKBPE
Don't forget to clean up the bathroom!

127 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:40:25 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>122
No, just keep cleaning!!

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:40:28 ID:+diSd6Iy
Instead of hiding this thread, OP should create a dummy thread and let them post there.

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:40:33 ID:0Gmcs6vL
You can show them anything you want except for goods and images involving sex and eroticism.

Don't let them see anything lewd no matter what it takes!!

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:40:33 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Crank up the heat with the windows open.

I don't see any other way.

Oh, and boil some water on the stove so your room doesn't get too dry.



131 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:40:47 ID:7HLDwK+B
Is this what Dengeki Comics volumes are like?
http://www.dengekiya.com/
Ohohoho You should hide them.

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:40:51 ID:Cht0ZMGD
I think I'll clean up my room too.

133 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:41:25 ID:cUwZpTt3
I don't see anything to hide anymore... Well, there's still lots of stuff, but it'd take at least 20 minutes to hide any of them.

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:41:39 ID:7HLDwK+B
>>132
Me too, me too!

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:41:43 ID:56rKKBPE
>>132
Guess I will too then.

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:41:48 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Hope you cleaned the toilet.
Especially the sink area.

Don't forget that Kansai's visit is basically a preliminary inspection for a possible sleepover one day!

Though I doubt that day will ever come...

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:41:49 ID:0Gmcs6vL
You can post the e-mails later!

Can't you hide the Jump pile somewhere outside your room?
Like somewhere in the back?

138 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:41:59 ID:Hg5CvPwv
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Why do you have something like that!?

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:42:00 ID:NKc5k85Q
Post the e-mails now.

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:42:02 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>132
I won't!!!!!

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:42:22 ID:lSJT/Ie4
Hide anything that hints at VIP.

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:42:28 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Camouflage the Dengeki Comics volumes with the pile of Jump mags.

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:42:38 ID:q4O1rfDm



WELL, AREN'T YOU GUYS HAVING A BLASTw




144 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:42:47 ID:YElm24GD
Move the Jump pile onto your balcony!!

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:42:50 ID:56rKKBPE
Did you fix your bed hair?

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:01 ID:STW8mBJL
Don't worry, I always hide my porn mags in my bookshelf and no one sees them.
They won't see your Dengeki volumes either...
Or well, maybe everyone sees my porn mags and just pretend they don't.

147 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:21 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Go buy condoms!
Or e-mail Kansai and tell her to buy some for you on the way.

148 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:43:23 ID:Hg5CvPwv
Fuck it. Throw reason to the wind and greet them butt-naked!!

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:27 ID:b5jUiU08
What if Molester is the real cause of the bad smell in his room?

Say it isn't so!!

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:28 ID:j5oMePxp
Why don't you wrap plastic tape around the pile of Jump mags with some old newspapers to make it look like they're ready to be thrown out?

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:39 ID:Fk4WzSan
Porn mags are proof that you're a normal healthy man!!
In fact, you should leave them out in view.

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:45 ID:q4O1rfDm
>>147
I lol'd.

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:48 ID:jXSZtX3m
I love how the whole thread is in a state of disarray.
Helter skelter helter skelter.

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:52 ID:0Gmcs6vL
I don't care if it takes 20 minutes, you should seriously try to hide as much of that Dengeki(?) stuff as possible!

Don't you have any free space in the back of your room?

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:58 ID:7HLDwK+B
Alright, everyone, let's go help OP tidy up his room!!
Give us your address.

156 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:43:58 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Take a shower, just in case.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:44:27 ID:j5oMePxp
If everything else fails, hide it all in the refrigerator.

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:44:30 ID:YElm24GD
Take a bath!
Brush your teeth!
Go to bed as soon as you're done with homework!!

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:44:31 ID:STW8mBJL
It'd be funny if OP hid all his otaku stuff in a closet
and Kansai happened to open that closet.

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:44:35 ID:Ddj9K661
You know what, just ignore them when they come.

161 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:44:44 ID:cUwZpTt3
There's no more space in the back!! It's already packed full with all my important treasures!!

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:04 ID:W3YbvhPU
If you got a belly, do some sit-ups while you're waiting.

163 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:05 ID:56rKKBPE
Make sure to pull back the skin when you wash your penis! You jacked off today, didn't you?

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:10 ID:NKc5k85Q
Move out of your apartment before they arrive!

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:11 ID:Cht0ZMGD
Did you put away your memories too?

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:17 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>161
Then outside!

Somewhere outside of your room!

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:34 ID:BK9N7VYQ
I can't take it anymore.

Let's run away.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:36 ID:YElm24GD


The initially serious advice posts are starting to make way for jokes posts.

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:39 ID:nufnGKq3
Vacuum all the dust in the air too while you're at it.

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:39 ID:Fk4WzSan
There's no need to get all dressed up,
but you should change into some decent clothes.

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:45:57 ID:jXSZtX3m
>>161
Which is more important for you, Kansai or that Dengeki stuff!?

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:46:15 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Setting the mood is important too.

Prepare some nice indirect lighting.


173 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:46:29 ID:YElm24GD
Don't close the windows yet!

Keep them open until the bell rings.

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:46:33 ID:7HLDwK+B
Sooner or later, you will have to part with all those treasures of yours anyway.

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:46:38 ID:HyzvwSE1
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176 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:46:39 ID:j5oMePxp
You don't have a mountain of laundry lying around, do you?

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:46:51 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Do you have any sweets to serve them?

But well, even if you don't, I guess it's too late to go buy some...
You said there's a convenience store within walking distance, right?
Think you can go buy some before they arrive?

178 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:46:59 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>169
That'd just fill his room with stale vacuum smell.

Man, Molester's room must reek of all kinds of stuff noww

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:47:12 ID:Cht0ZMGD
Take a pic of your room with your cell phone now and post it here!!

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:47:20 ID:+diSd6Iy
Pluck all your pubic hair and scatter it all over your room!

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:47:27 ID:Fk4WzSan
Make sure to pee before they come.
You don't want to do it while they're in your room. They'll be able to hear every drop.

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:47:30 ID:7HLDwK+B
Seems like they've arrived.

183 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:47:42 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>171
Do I embrace the uncertain future, while discarding a vital part of my 20-year-long life,
or do I discard the potential future, and embrace my current self...

It's a tough decision.

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:47:48 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Make dinner again to cover the bad smell.

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:48:23 ID:q4O1rfDm
I've got a fantastic idea.



Take a shit in the middle of your room so you can light a match afterwards to kill all the smell!

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:48:26 ID:Cht0ZMGD
It'd be hilarious if they decided not to show up after all OP had to dow

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:48:30 ID:j5oMePxp
>>183
What's tough about that?
If you want a better future, you have to create it for yourself!

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:48:40 ID:jXSZtX3m
>>183
Stop clinging to your past.
Grasp your future now!
Throw those volumes out the window!

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:49:03 ID:YElm24GD
>>183
Live in the present!

Live in the now!!!!

190 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:49:07 ID:Hg5CvPwv
Kansai: "What the heck? This room smells like..."

Miss Undie: "It stinks!"

Kansai: "We'll come another time..."

Miss Undie: "I hate smelly guys!!"



191 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:49:16 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>183
Since you probably won't have any time to post something when they're there,
you should type it out now so that all you have to do is hit submit when the bell rings!

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:49:20 ID:7HLDwK+B
I hope one of the Dengeki volumes lands on Kansai's head and we get a typical Dengeki romcom twist.

193 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:49:25 ID:ttTgAxms
>>183
Pick the distant future!

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:49:30 ID:BK9N7VYQ
>>183
You embrace your current self → Have shadow seicross until you die
You embrace the potential future → Have the threesome of your dreams

Now, which do you pick?

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:49:57 ID:Fk4WzSan
Also, have a sob story ready you can tell them.
Tell them someone important to you died or something.

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:50:08 ID:STW8mBJL
The threesome of my dreams.

197 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:50:09 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>191
>>191
>>191
>>191
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>>191
>>191

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:50:15 ID:YElm24GD
>>185
That's brilliant.

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:50:56 ID:rqHu4LfN
If you really don't have anything to do, you might as well post the e-mails.

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:51:04 ID:0Gmcs6vL
And, after、submitting the post like >>191 said, power off your PC immediately.

Heck, just pull the power on it.

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:51:15 ID:QNdfCTSn
>>183
God is probably the only being who can fully embrace himself. We humans don't have a choice but to march ahead into the uncertain future.

202 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:51:18 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>185
That's it! l^l^l^l9`Д´) point

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:51:32 ID:BK9N7VYQ
I seriously can't take it anymore.
Put on some porn on your PC while you wait for them.

204 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:51:41 ID:j5oMePxp
It's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!
Prepare your reaction AA's, guys.

So, what happened to posting the e-mails?

205 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:51:42 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>199
Your timing is impeccable. I was just about to post them.

Kansai: "Sorry it took me so long to reply!
So you bought Aussie beef on sale, huh?w"

Me: "It wasn't Aussie beef! It was pork shoulder chops!!"

Kansai: "Oh, you were awake?w Don't you have to work today?"

Me: "My shift starts at 10 pm tonight."

She called.
Kansai: "Miss Understanding and I are on our way home and thought we'd drop by."
Me: "Huh? Eh?"
Kansai: "Weren't we going to go shopping for self-defense products? Wouldn't it be better to go as soon as possible?"
Me: "Yeah, sure, but now?"
Kansai: "Sorry, my cell phone is dying! Gotta hang up!"

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:52:35 ID:BK9N7VYQ
>>205
Where will you go for the self-defense products though?

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:52:59 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>205



   ARE THEY GOING TO SPEND THE NIGHT AT YOUR PLACE?

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:52:59 ID:STW8mBJL
Seems like it's decided that you're going shopping.
Molester, when will you be back after work?
I can't miss this party.

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:53:02 ID:7HLDwK+B
Raise your hand if you're watching this thread while flexing your abs and working out with a 2 litre bottle of Aquarius in your left hand!
(・∀・)ノ

210 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:53:16 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>205
Kansai is always so bossyw
And Miss Undie won't have anything to worry about because Kansai is with her.

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:53:28 ID:j5oMePxp
>>205
Whoawwwwwwww She sounds like she really wants to gowwwwwwwww
Looks like we're having a party tomorrow too.

212 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:53:53 ID:cUwZpTt3
They're taking so long... I seriously should have masturbated.

213 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:53:58 ID:7HLDwK+B
So, the whole thing's going down tomorrow in Tokyu Hands or in Akiba......

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:54:03 ID:+diSd6Iy
They're totally going to want to go up to your room to use your Internet.

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:54:20 ID:0whQTQV+
What's the point of coming to your place today if you're going to go shopping tomorrow??

216 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:54:39 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>215
I said it's not decided that we'll go shopping tomorrow yet.

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:54:40 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>215
I was wondering about that too.

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:54:41 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>212
Don't do it. They'll know you did.

More importantly, is it alright to be so relaxed? Will you be able to post that they're there when they arrive?

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:54:45 ID:STW8mBJL
Well, I advise against going to Akiba.
I know it's like a second home to you, Molester,
but it seems to be uncharted waters for Kansai and Miss Understanding.

220 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:55:41 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>212
The two girls arrive when Molester is masturbating because he ran out of patience!!
Flustered, Molester greets them with his lower half exposed → Molester gets arrested. I want this to happen.

221 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:56:18 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>218
Don't worry, I've already prepared a post for when they arrive!!

You know, I'm always like this.
I can never make up my mind... And then I always go
"Ahh, I would have already finished by now if I hadn't hesitated..."
"Ah, I would have been long finished if I hadn't hesitated the second time..."
"And I'm still waiting! Fuck this! I'm just gonna do it!!"

And then it's usually too late.

222 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:56:31 ID:hyhEbvvs
>>212
Masturbate.
There's still enough time.
It's not good to hold it in, you know?

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:56:34 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Yeah, they'll probably ask OP to look up something on his PC for them.

Make sure to change your wallpaper, OP.

224 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:56:52 ID:Hg5CvPwv
Kansai meter:
  Target subject: Molester Man
  Measurement date: 2004/11/20

      Love       Friend    Acquaintance    Creep     Call the police
       ├──────┼──────┼──────┼──────┤
    ∩___∩   /)
    | ノ      ヽ  ( i )))
   /  ●   ● | / /
   |    ( _●_)  |ノ /  Here right now bear
  彡、   |∪|    ,/
  /    ヽノ   /´



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Kansai meter:
  Target subject: Molester Man
  Measurement date: 2004/11/20

      Love       Friend    Acquaintance    Creep     Call the police
       ├──────┼──────┼──────┼──────┤
                                                                         ∩___∩   /)
                                                                         | ノ      ヽ  ( i )))
                                                                        /  ●   ● | / /
                                                                        |    ( _●_)  |ノ /  Here right now bear
                                                                       彡、   |∪|    ,/
                                                                       /    ヽノ   /´



225 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:57:24 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>224

Test.

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:57:28 ID:JyY/5M7e
>>223
He said earlier that his wallpaper is always normal.

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:57:57 ID:NKc5k85Q
There's no shortcut to your 2ch viewer on your desktop, is there?

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:58:06 ID:BK9N7VYQ

I bet they really just want to check out your snakes...

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:58:14 ID:YElm24GD
>>223
Go read the previous thread.

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:58:21 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>226
Oh, okay. I'm so flustered right now...

I'm serious, my fingers are shaking a little while I'm typing this...

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 19:58:58 ID:j5oMePxp
Speaking of snakes, is it okay to not hide them?

232 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 19:59:10 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>228
No, they want to check out his room
to learn more about Molester as a person.

233 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 19:59:13 ID:cUwZpTt3
Great. You guys gave me a hard-on with all your talk about masturbation!!

Damn, I'm so panicking right now.

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:00:06 ID:j5oMePxp
>>233
Calm down.
Calm down and watch Fuji TV.

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:00:15 ID:q4O1rfDm
Someone post some fap material for >>233!


236 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:00:20 ID:7HLDwK+B
Lol.

237 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:00:33 ID:Hg5CvPwv
I swear to God, don't you guys post anything lewd now.
   ○    ○ < Don't push me! I swear to God, don't push me!
    |こ  / |
    >ヽ |⌒ |____|


238 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:00:36 ID:+diSd6Iy
I know! They're taking so long because they're buying booze!

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:00:44 ID:l0/RucIT
Guys, what kind of teamwork is that?w

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:01:05 ID:STW8mBJL
kek

241 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:01:17 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>234
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242 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:01:24 ID:lSJT/Ie4
In b4 the smell of sperm tips them off.

243 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:01:36 ID:HkIeRwVx
I DON'T GET THIS!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:02:19 ID:jXSZtX3m
Alright, take a good look at this.

http://red.jpg-gif.net/bbsx/12/img/130986.jpg

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:02:37 ID:0whQTQV+

http://onna-yonde-monde-daite-iikimochi.com/photo/oppai/data/chinami.jpg

http://imgbbs1.artemisweb.jp/upup/img-box/img20041120191429.jpg

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:02:38 ID:YElm24GD
Call them and ask

ting ☆⌒ 凵\(\・∀・) What's taking you guys so long?

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:02:46 ID:Fk4WzSan
Is OP seriously rubbing one out now?wwwwww
You naughty boy!!!

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:03:06 ID:q4O1rfDm
>>245
GJ!

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:03:08 ID:STW8mBJL
Alright, I guess I'll go rub one out too.

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:03:16 ID:l0/RucIT
>>243
What's wrong?

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:03:17 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Masturbating with all the windows open... Molester Man, more like Pervert Man.

252 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:03:18 ID:Hg5CvPwv

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ttp://up.nm78.com/data/up028524.jpg
Use this.

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:03:19 ID:jXSZtX3m
OP's actually doing it. orz

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:03:24 ID:7HLDwK+B
You guys just don't get it. Molester needs stuff like this to get off:

ttp://www99.sakura.ne.jp/~kouchakaden/proglam/cg/vcg/cg/123.jpg

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:03:39 ID:HyzvwSE1
>>245
The second girl. She looks just like a friend of mine... shake shake

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:04:05 ID:HkIeRwVx
>>250
I CAME HERE BECAUSE I SAW THE NAME LOLI JUGS BUT SHE'S NEITHER A LOLI NOR DOES SHE HAVE JUGS!
SHE'S FAT DOESN'T HAVE A WAIST AND HAS THE BODY OF AN INFANT SO RENAME HER TO CHUBBY GRANNY!


OH AND MISS UNDERSTANDING PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:04:21 ID:j5oMePxp
OP's not actually rubbing one out, is he?

258 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:04:43 ID:Fk4WzSan
Someone stop OPーーーーーー!!!

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:04:59 ID:7HLDwK+B
The second girl in >>245 is exactly my type of girl.

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:05:01 ID:0Gmcs6vL
You better finish within 20 seconds, OP.

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:05:05 ID:BK9N7VYQ
OP's going berserk today too.

262 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:05:34 ID:q4O1rfDm




Guys, if we're lucky, Kansai and Miss Undie might actually come to this thread later!





263 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:05:52 ID:hyhEbvvs
Stop posting 3DPD.

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:05:58 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>262
Nah, that's rather unlikely......




I'm so nervous.

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:06:20 ID:7HLDwK+B
In b4 everyone in the thread starts masturbating.

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:06:20 ID:Ddj9K661
Kansai: "Sorryw I don't think we'll make it in time before your shift starts. Let's do this another time."
I want this to happen.

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:06:22 ID:jXSZtX3m
Please post pics of Kansai's boobs.

268 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 20:06:24 ID:cUwZpTt3
Whew... Alright!!!

269 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:06:47 ID:hyhEbvvs
>>268
You rubbed one out, didn't you?

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:06:48 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>268
Are you stupid?w

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:06:57 ID:Fk4WzSan
So quick.
So smelly.
So much failwwwwwww

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:07:05 ID:STW8mBJL
Whoa.

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:07:14 ID:l0/RucIT
>>268
Dude, you're beyond saving, you know that?w

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:07:19 ID:7HLDwK+B
Pfffwwwwwwwwwwwww Hahahahawwwwwwww

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:07:25 ID:j5oMePxp
>>268
What is wrong with you...... _| ̄|○

276 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:07:27 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>268
What the fuck?

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:07:29 ID:jXSZtX3m
>>208
Oh boy, did you really rub one out!?
You stupid idiot!
Go wash that stinking penis of yours!

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:07:37 ID:HyzvwSE1

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279 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 20:07:53 ID:cUwZpTt3
S-So what if it was quick!? I made it in time!!

Alright, time to open the windows again.

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:08:01 ID:7HLDwK+B
OP lasted about 5 minutesw

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:08:11 ID:Fk4WzSan
What are you gonna do with that sticky tissue!!?

282 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:08:12 ID:Hg5CvPwv
〓WONDERFUL〓〓〓〓

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:08:26 ID:hyhEbvvs
>>279
What did you fap to?

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:08:31 ID:HkIeRwVx
YOU AKIBA OTAKU ARE ALL CREEPY!

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:08:36 ID:7HLDwK+B
Flush the tissue down the toilet!!

286 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:09:08 ID:j5oMePxp
I hope you did it in the bathroom, at least.

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:09:22 ID:lSJT/Ie4
The smell must be horrible. What an idiot.

288 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 20:09:34 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>281
Flushed it down the toilet so it can become part of our drinking water one day.

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:09:55 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>288
In about three months, yeah.

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:10:14 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>279
You're quite the brave man, OPw

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:10:21 ID:7XNKquaX
Isn't it a bit too late to go shopping for self-defense products today?
Or are they coming to your place for a different reason?

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:10:25 ID:HkIeRwVx
SO, WHAT EXACTLY IS FUNNY ABOUT THIS THREAD?
WILL ONE OF YOU AKIBA OTAKU EXPLAIN IT TO ME?

293 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:10:27 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>288
Apologize to everyone in this thread!!
    _, ,_  smack
  ( ‘д‘)  
   ⊂彡☆))Д´) ≡┌○-○ 


294 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:10:38 ID:Ddj9K661
Dude, if Kansai decides not to come today because of that, we're renaming you to "Masturbator Man"!!!!!

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:11:07 ID:0Gmcs6vL
How long does it normally take to walk from Kansai's workplace to your place?

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:11:43 ID:j5oMePxp
If you only read >>205, it sounds a lot like they wanted to go shopping tonight.
But at this hour......

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:11:47 ID:7HLDwK+B
Shouldn't they have arrived by now?

298 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:12:03 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>295
Good question! m9(`Д´) point

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:12:18 ID:+diSd6Iy
What if the police is with them?
What if they reported you to the police because your e-mails are too stalkerish?

300 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 20:12:37 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>296
No, no.
When she said "Wouldn't it be better to go as soon as possible?",
she meant "Wouldn't it be better to buy the self-defense products as soon as possible?".
And that means tomorrow.

301 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:12:41 ID:0Gmcs6vL
No, he told them his shift starts at 10 pm tonight,
so obviously they don't mean going shopping tonight.

They probably want to talk to him about when and where to go.
Well, I bet it's just an excuse though.

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:12:44 ID:BK9N7VYQ
Looks like everyone's starting to calm down.

303 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:12:46 ID:HkIeRwVx
HEY! OTAKU!
TELL ME WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THIS THREAD!

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:13:28 ID:hyhEbvvs
>>303
Your desperation.

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:13:36 ID:vgoFuNV9
Interesting party going on here~

306 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 20:14:01 ID:cUwZpTt3
Just got a call.
I was told to come out because they're in front of my apartment.

Wish me luck, guys.

307 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:09 ID:7HLDwK+B
>>304
Your loliness.

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:16 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>303
>>256 First, you tell me what's funny about your post.


Goddammit, what's taking them so looooong!?
The thread is falling apartwwwww

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:20 ID:j5oMePxp
>>303
Your posts.

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:31 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Why are they so late?
They know OP's shift is starting soon...

What are they plotting...

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:31 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>307
Good luck!

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:37 ID:tag//d3Q
Are they there??

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:43 ID:q4O1rfDm
>>306
They're here They're here They're here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:43 ID:0Gmcs6vL
They're here!
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       /,.、     `--"      二三三;     _,,. -'''"
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315 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:54 ID:Zy31H910
>>306
Godspeed!

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:56 ID:Ddj9K661
Pfffwwwwwwwwwwww OP cleaned up his room for nothingwwwwwwwwwwwwww

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:57 ID:j5oMePxp
>>306
They're here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!
They told you to come out?w
Sounds like they're not planning on coming up.

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:14:58 ID:Fk4WzSan
Go out with a bang!!!!

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:15:23 ID:YElm24GD
Are they seriously not going to come up to his room?

But Molester worked so hard... つД`)・゚・。・゚゚・*:.。..。.:*・゚

320 : 311 : 04/11/20 20:15:30 ID:6kDcBbSr
Crap, replied to the wrong post;
>>307 → >>306

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:15:34 ID:+diSd6Iy
They're probably too afraid to come inside.

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:15:36 ID:HkIeRwVx
IS THIS THE THREAD WHERE A BUNCH OF OTAKU EAGERLY LISTEN TO THE ENTIRELY MADE UP STORY OF A SAMEFAGGING AKIBA BOY?

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:15:39 ID:7XNKquaX
I just realized that once they actually buy the self-defense products, OP will have one less excuse to stay in contact with them.

324 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:15:46 ID:Hg5CvPwv
They're here!
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+   .┃┃      ┏┛┃┏━━━━┓┏┛┃*. ┃┏┛
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   ヽ  γ´~⌒ヽ( (.  |  /  ( (  /. .     ☆
    \/     | )  ). |_/     ) )/⌒ヽ +★      *

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:15:56 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Well, well, it's always good to have cleaned up your room.
Even if it doesn't make a difference this time, it will later on.

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:16:35 ID:HyzvwSE1
They're here!

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:16:47 ID:l0/RucIT
In b4 they can smell OP's sperm from outside the windows!!!!

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:17:02 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Great, I'll be stuck at work waiting for OP for hours now.

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:17:29 ID:BK9N7VYQ

Wait, does OP live in a cheap old apartment? I thought he lived in one of those modern multi-storey apartment buildings...

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:18:01 ID:j5oMePxp
But well, maybe it was a good thing they're not coming up to his room today.
Make sure to clean up properly until next time.

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:18:10 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>329
Well, he's just a poor student living off his parents' allowance and his part-time salary.

332 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:18:29 ID:q4O1rfDm
>>327
They can smell a strange mixture of sweet olive air freshener, 8x4 deodorant, and sperm from outside the windowsw

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:19:14 ID:Fk4WzSan
Oh yeah, didn't Molester say he has to work tonight??

334 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:19:29 ID:7XNKquaX
What if you could see Molester Man's silhouette through the window when he was masturbating?

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:19:59 ID:+diSd6Iy
Okay, so it's decided that they'll go shopping for self-defense products, but is it decided that they'll take OP along?
The deciding factor is whether OP knows something about self-defense products or not.
Can he convince them that it's worth taking him along?


336 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:20:03 ID:YElm24GD
They finally came, huh?
This is my cue to go buy dinner and booze from the convenience store.

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:20:15 ID:7HLDwK+B
Wow, it took them more than an hour to come to Molester's place after their call.

338 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:20:20 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>334
So that's why they're afraid to come inside.

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:20:20 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>334
Uh-oh...!

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:21:03 ID:5y+NHge9
It'd be funny if Loli and Yamaoka had already found this thread and now they're just messing with him.

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:21:18 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>338
You're so talkative todayw

I'm glad because you usually only post the bear AA.

342 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:21:44 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>340
They could blackmail the shit out of himw

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:22:38 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Since OP told them his shift starts at 10 pm,
I wonder if they're only going to stay till 9 pm.

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:22:38 ID:HkIeRwVx
SO WHY DOES THIS THREAD GET SO MANY REPLIES?
WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT IT?

345 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:22:56 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>341
Not as much as youw

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:23:16 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>340
Does that mean Loli and Yamaoka are lurking in this thread!?

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:23:49 ID:HkIeRwVx
HEY, I'M ASKING BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU CREEPY OTAKU AND SHUTINS!
WHAT'S SO INTERESTING ABOUT THIS THREAD?

348 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:24:32 ID:Hg5CvPwv
Right now, they're probably telling him how smelly his room is.

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:24:34 ID:7XNKquaX
I wonder if Molester is still talking to them out in the cold instead of inviting them up to his room...

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:24:36 ID:T/0TjAEE
>>347
There's no need to try to understand something you can't understand.

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:24:37 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>346
Think they're (ID:HkIeRwVx)?w >>344


352 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:24:54 ID:tDUVYEWj
You reek of sperm. Take a bath.

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:24:56 ID:Fk4WzSan
OP's shift starts at 10 pm, huh... What a bummer.
Guess nothing's going to go down tonight after all.

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:25:52 ID:HkIeRwVx
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND OTAKU!

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:26:13 ID:7XNKquaX
The creepiest post in this thread is >>256 by ID:HkIeRwVx.

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:26:28 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>347
>>256

>OH AND MISS UNDERSTANDING PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!


You're one to talkwwwwwwwwwwwww

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:26:33 ID:6kDcBbSr
I feel like someone's desperately begging for attention in the thread...
Nah, I must be imagining things.

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:26:34 ID:7HLDwK+B
Wonder if they're having tea in a nearby café.

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:26:39 ID:j5oMePxp
The question is if Molester can lure Kansai and Miss Undie into his home ground......
The outcome of this match depends on it.

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:26:40 ID:HkIeRwVx
I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU OTAKU ARE MAKING SO MUCH FUSS ABOUT THIS SHIT STORY!

361 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:26:45 ID:tDUVYEWj
ID:HkIeRwVx getting ignored is almost painful to watch. He clearly doesn't belong here.

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:26:59 ID:PpNvytB2
Just ignore the weirdo.

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:27:30 ID:q4O1rfDm
ID:HkIeRwVx
>OH AND MISS UNDERSTANDING PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!
>OH AND MISS UNDERSTANDING PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!
>OH AND MISS UNDERSTANDING PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!
>OH AND MISS UNDERSTANDING PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!

Pfff.

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:27:32 ID:0Gmcs6vL
In b4
"Doesn't your shift start at 10 pm? You should go."
"And what about you two?"
"Hm? We'll wait for you to come back in your room, obviously."
"Wait, what?! No way!!"
"Why not~? Come on, it's cold out here."
"That's right, Mr. Molester. Please let us wait for you in your roomw"
"............yeah... alright..."
"Okay!!!!"


Would be the best thing ever!


365 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:28:03 ID:HkIeRwVx
OH! LOOK AT THE OTAKU GANGING UP ON ME!


SO WHAT EXACTLY IS FUN ABOUT THIS THREAD?

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:28:13 ID:jXSZtX3m
Why would we ignore him?
We need something to kill time with until Molester comes back.

367 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:28:44 ID:5jfA+dKX
they're here they're here they're here

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:28:45 ID:7XNKquaX
What if they find all the hidden stuff in his room...

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:28:47 ID:j5oMePxp
>>364
No way that will happen.
But I do wish they'd go up to his room even for a little bit.
I want to see how they react to Molester's otaku goodies.

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:29:25 ID:b5jUiU08
I seriously can't explain why I find this thread so fun but I do.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who feels like this!

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:29:28 ID:tDUVYEWj
Pricks like you who can't read the mood are way worse than otaku though.

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:29:30 ID:FhyU8EMJ
If you don't think this thread is fun, then just ignore it.

Seeing how you like to stick out like a sore thumb, I bet you got bullied in school.

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:29:51 ID:HkIeRwVx
COME ON! TELL ME!
WHAT'S SO FUN ABOUT THIS THREAD?

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:29:56 ID:7HLDwK+B
Kansai: "Miss Understanding and I are on our way home and thought we'd drop by."
Me: "Huh? Eh?"
Kansai: "Weren't we going to go shopping for self-defense products? Wouldn't it be better to go as soon as possible?"
Me: "Yeah, sure, but now?"
Kansai: "Sorry, my cell phone is dying! Gotta hang up!"

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:30:03 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>369
Yeah, I know there's no way it'll happenw

But that's what our imagination is for, right?

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:30:34 ID:5y+NHge9
>>370
Japanese language so hard.

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:30:41 ID:FhyU8EMJ
>>373
Is that all you can say? Are you crying?

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:31:08 ID:7HLDwK+B
Ain't that niceーーーー♪

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:31:20 ID:l0/RucIT
That guy only started shitposting because no one reacted to his post >>256. Just report him and be done with it.

ID:HkIeRwVx

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:31:40 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>377
HkIeRwVx is already crying.
But he's a masochist and is getting hard from all this hate he's getting. What a sad kid.

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:31:51 ID:j5oMePxp
>>375
I figured they might want to go up to his room if he greeted them carrying one of his snakes on his arms,
but I can't for the life of me imagine how that would look like.

382 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:32:28 ID:HkIeRwVx
THAT'S RIGHT! I CAN'T READ THE MOOD IN THIS THREAD AT ALL!

WHY ARE YOU MAKING SUCH A BIG FUSS ABOUT THIS GUY? PLEASE EXPLAIN BECAUSE I CAN'T READ THE MOOD.

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:32:30 ID:lSJT/Ie4
>>373
You're cute, trying to start shit on VIP of all places.
Where'd you come from?

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:32:46 ID:q4O1rfDm
HkIeRwVx, you can do it if you put your mind to it.

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:33:46 ID:5y+NHge9
>>382
Don't think, feel.

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:33:50 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>382
Google it.

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:34:07 ID:Ddj9K661
Getting acknowledged as a troll in VIP is quite the feat, HkIeRwVx.

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:34:09 ID:0whQTQV+
Go back to where you came from, attention whore!!

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:34:11 ID:j5oMePxp
>>382
It's not the mood you can't read, it's Japanese.

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:34:36 ID:HkIeRwVx
I KEEP ASKING THE SAME QUESTION OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE NO ONE'S GIVEN ME AN ANSWER YET!

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:34:49 ID:Fk4WzSan
Look, HkIeRwVx.
Tell us your specs first and then we'll talk.

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:35:33 ID:0whQTQV+
>>390
You can't go around asking people every time you don't understand something and expect them to spoon-feed you an answer, brat!! Drop dead! No, better yet, kill yourself!

393 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:35:36 ID:7XNKquaX
Stop asking that question! It makes me want to commit suicide!

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:35:42 ID:7HLDwK+B
Shut up, HkIeRwVx, you pig!
    _, ,_  smack
 ( ‘д‘) ⌒ヽフ
  ⊂彡☆))ω´)WHEE =З

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:36:15 ID:lSJT/Ie4
>>387
He's not a troll. He's a cute little girl.

396 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:36:15 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>390
Okay, let me give you one serious reply then.

We're making a big fuss about Molester because he's full of VIP QUALITY.

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:36:35 ID:5y+NHge9
>>391
An i386 running at 70Mhz, I bet.

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:36:56 ID:FhyU8EMJ
Betting 100 pelica that, at the end, HkIeRwVx will post "I was just trolling you! Pfffwwwwwwwww" with tears in his eyes.

399 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:37:10 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>396
In b4 he asks about VIP QUALITY next.

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:37:37 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>399
That's a clever way to use "in b4"w

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:38:14 ID:tDUVYEWj
I wonder if he understands the concept of VIP QUALITY. I strongly doubt it.

402 : ~25 minutes have passed~ : 04/11/20 20:38:19 ID:7HLDwK+B
~25 minutes have passed~

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:38:20 ID:HkIeRwVx
MOLESTER MAN: "MAYBE I'LL MASTURBATE!"
BYSTANDERS: "DON'T DO ITW"
MOLESTER MAN: "I'VE DONE IT ANYWAY!"
BYSTANDERS: "YOU REEK OF SPERM!"



SO WHAT EXACTLY IS FUNNY ABOUT THIS?W

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:38:54 ID:Fk4WzSan
I've decided to join HkIeRwVx's side.

405 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:39:08 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>403
You're the one that's not funny.

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:39:34 ID:Ddj9K661
"What the hell is VIP QUALITY supposed to be? Are you otaku creeps retarded too?wwwwwwwwwww"
"You guys are so lame and weird. Instead of wasting my time here, I'm better off calling my girlfriend or something."
"Pfffwwwwwwwwwww Trolledwwwwwwwwwwwww"

Go ahead, pick the one you like, HkIeRwVx.

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:39:45 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>403
Why don't you turn off caps lock first?

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:40:28 ID:FhyU8EMJ
>>403
What exactly is funny about your post >>256?

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:40:31 ID:HkIeRwVx
EH? YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WASTED 14 THREADS FOR THIS SHIT?
HOT DAMN.

I GUESS THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL OTAKU POWERW

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:40:41 ID:tDUVYEWj
What exactly is funny about your life, HkIeRwVx?

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:40:50 ID:0whQTQV+

Forget about the mood, it looks like he can't even read Japanese.



412 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:41:07 ID:j5oMePxp
>>403
Well, for one thing, it's funny how all your w's have turned into W's too.

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:41:20 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>406
No, more like
"WHAT THE HELL IS VIP QUALITY SUPPOSED TO BE? ARE YOU OTAKU CREEPS RETARDED TOO?WWWWWWWWWWWWW"
"YOU GUYS ARE SO LAME AND WEIRD! INSTEAD OF WASTING MY TIME HERE I'M BETTER OFF CALLING MY GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING!"
"PFFFWWWWWWWWWWW TROLLEDWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

FTFY

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:41:32 ID:l0/RucIT
>>HkIeRwVx
Come on, tell us what exactly is funny about >>256 firstw

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:42:12 ID:Ddj9K661
Will you go out with me, HkIeRwVx?

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:42:15 ID:7HLDwK+B
It's totally raining buckets outside now.

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:43:03 ID:tDUVYEWj
>>256

>I CAME HERE BECAUSE I SAW THE NAME LOLI JUGS BUT SHE'S NEITHER A LOLI NOR DOES SHE HAVE JUGS!

LOL!

>SHE'S FAT DOESN'T HAVE A WAIST AND HAS THE BODY OF AN INFANT SO RENAME HER TO CHUBBY GRANNY!

I couldn't agree moreww


>OH AND MISS UNDERSTANDING PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!

Fucking LOL.

418 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:43:12 ID:Hg5CvPwv
――――――――――――――――――――――――――



    As soon as Molester is back,
    everyone will go back to ignoring ID:HkIeRwVx.



――――――――――――――――――――――――――

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:43:16 ID:T/0TjAEE
I too want to know what exactly is funny about >>256. I'm just curious. Please tell me, HkIeRwVx.
You will answer my question just like we answered yours, won't you?

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:43:23 ID:j5oMePxp
Is it just me or is HkIeRwVx slowly running out of steam?

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:43:29 ID:ZuiRynEQ
HkIeRwVx, why are you even here?

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:43:49 ID:5y+NHge9
>>HkIeRwVx
Don't worry, you have a power that is much more useless.

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:43:56 ID:Daz738eH
I slept with HkIeRwVx's mom.

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:44:19 ID:HkIeRwVx
I ADMIT MY POST IN 256 WAS LAME!
BUT WHAT IS FUN ABOUT THIS THREAD?
PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN!

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:44:27 ID:0Gmcs6vL
It was a nice way to kill time.


A pity it's already over.

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:44:30 ID:7XNKquaX
Wonder if Molester will post before his shift.

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:44:39 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>HkIeRwVx
Is it fun? Are you having fun?

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:44:45 ID:Ddj9K661
Okay, I'll become HkIeRwVx's successor then.

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:44:47 ID:0whQTQV+
Come on, HkIeRWVx, say something.

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:44:53 ID:tDUVYEWj
>>418
Well, we could keep him around as a side dish.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:44:54 ID:T/0TjAEE
>>424
Then, please explain what isn't fun about this thread!
I'm genuinely curious. Please explain.

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:45:06 ID:lSJT/Ie4
>>403
Congrats, your posts are all over this thread! You win!
You're so cute, taking on a whole thread in VIP.

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:45:23 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>424
I can't be arsed to scroll up. Could you add an anchor to the post?

You do know what an anchor is, right?

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:45:23 ID:JyY/5M7e
HkIeRwVx
With your power, you couldn't even beat an ant, much less a VIPPER. ( ´,_ゝ`)

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:45:51 ID:7XNKquaX
>>429
MY SIDESW

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:46:13 ID:j5oMePxp
Looks like HkIeRwVx is a master of Xiao-lee.

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:46:33 ID:Fk4WzSan
Hey guys, leave HkIeRwVx alone!
He's a real cutie pie, didn't you guys know?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



Unfortunately, HkIeRwVx has strong BO...
That's why he ended up grumpy like this.
But his looks and figure are amazing. You guys are no match for himwwwwwwwwwwww

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:46:38 ID:l0/RucIT
I'm no exception, but

LOOK HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD HE BAITED TO REPLY TO HIM!

We VIPPERs really snap at every bait we seew

439 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:47:02 ID:Ddj9K661
Seems like HkIeRwVx knows when to retreat.
Brace for an extremely powerful counterattack anytime soon.

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:47:34 ID:T/0TjAEE
>>438
Because we don't have shit else to do right now.

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:47:47 ID:5y+NHge9
>>438
I snapped at the bait, but it doesn't seem to be attached to a hook. Please help.

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:48:17 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>HkIeRwVx
Heey, let's play some morew

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:48:20 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>438
Snap at every fishing line you see without any hesitation!

THAT IS VI-

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:48:21 ID:j5oMePxp
I've only recently learned how to tell Gekidan Hitori and Nagai Hidekazu apart! (・∀・)

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:48:38 ID:HkIeRwVx
WHAT ISN'T FUN ABOUT THIS THREAD?
FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T GET WHY THIS THREAD EVEN EXISTS!
I DON'T GET THE STORY EITHER!
I DON'T GET WHAT'S SO FUN ABOUT READING ABOUT SOME STRANGER DOING ORDINARY STUFF!
AND I DON'T GET WHY MOLESTER MAN GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO REPORT EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD!

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:48:45 ID:Daz738eH
>>424
Why did you submit that post if you knew that it's lame?
What were you thinking when you wrote >>256?
What the hell must have been going through your head to produce a post like >>256? What did you expect to achieve with that post?

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:49:16 ID:lSJT/Ie4
>>438
My philosophy is that there's no such thing as a bait on VIP.

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:49:26 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>445
So you do know what this thread is about.
You must have read a lot of itw

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:49:32 ID:Daz738eH
>>445
And I don't get why you report your opinions here when no one cares.

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:49:34 ID:JyY/5M7e
>>445
Go read the summary site.

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:49:38 ID:T/0TjAEE
What isn't fun about >>256?
First of all, I don't get why he even exists!
I don't get what he's talking about either!
I don't get what's so fun about talking shit about a stranger and the girls he's after!
And I don't get why HkIeRwVx goes out of his way to report his opinions in this thread!

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:49:50 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>445
That's because you're still a kid.

453 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:49:53 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>445
You still have a lot to learn, kiddo♥

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:50:02 ID:j5oMePxp
>>445
What I don't get is why you even exist.

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:50:06 ID:q4O1rfDm



ID:HkIeRwVx is really you-know-what.




456 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:50:09 ID:7HLDwK+B
>>445
It's past bedtime for kids.

457 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:50:09 ID:l0/RucIT
>>445
Okay, I'll be the one to give you a serious reply this time.

First of all, have you read all the previous threads? If not, go read them on the summary site in >>1.
Then we can talk.

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:50:28 ID:Ddj9K661
>>445
Yep, yep~, I agree with every word of your post.
I only read up to "WHAT ISN'T FUN ABOUT" though.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:50:43 ID:0whQTQV+
I suppose, for HkIeRwVx, getting mistaken for a molester is ordinary stuff.

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:51:59 ID:7HLDwK+B
"The cause of the fire in my heart... is you, Kansai!!"

461 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:52:08 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>445
I guess you're going through a phase when you think
you can become a special snowflake by acting contrarian,

but it's just fucking annoying to everyone else. Plus, you don't seem very bright either.

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:52:15 ID:HkIeRwVx
OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT AN ANCHOR IS! IT'S THE FINAL RUNNER IN A RELAY RACE RIGHT?

SO WHAT EXACTLY IS FUN ABOUT THIS THREAD?W

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:52:25 ID:0Gmcs6vL
What if, when you extract and line up all of HkIeRwVx's posts,
the first letter of each post makes up a huge secret message?

I won't check because it's too much work thoughw

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:52:53 ID:l0/RucIT
>>461
Lol. What happened to joining HkIeRwVx's side?w

465 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:52:55 ID:Daz738eH
>>445
Besides, if you don't even get the story,
why would you assume that OP only reports "ordinary stuff"?

>>462
I don't even feel like taking the bait if it's this obvious.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:52:58 ID:j5oMePxp
HkIeRwVx is about to you-know-what.

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:53:14 ID:FhyU8EMJ
>>462
Guaranteed replies.

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:53:28 ID:Ddj9K661
>OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT AN ANCHOR IS! IT'S THE FINAL RUNNER IN A RELAY RACE RIGHT?

This almost gave me a boner.

469 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:53:32 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>462
Why do you always take so long to reply?w

I've made three more posts since the one you're replying tow

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:53:33 ID:q4O1rfDm
It's guys like ID:HkIeRwVx that tend to be stalkers...



OH SHIT!

471 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:53:35 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>462
Obvious bait is obvious.

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:53:42 ID:T/0TjAEE
>>462
You're actually a genius with an IQ of 2300, aren't you?

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:54:22 ID:0whQTQV+
His joke is so sophisticated that an average VIPPER like me can't even grasp it.

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:54:25 ID:58TL2E2L
I'm new to this thread. Who this guy asking all these questions?

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:54:39 ID:7XNKquaX
Actually, ID:HkIeRwVx is....... Glasses.

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:54:42 ID:lSJT/Ie4
It's a pain to copy-paste his ID every time, so someone please give him a nickname.

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:55:00 ID:Ptbafgu3
It's like he's an anchor who dropped the baton (for no reason) when he posted that unfunny joke.

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:55:03 ID:MF+Kn5lG
>>474
A crab wearing glasses.

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:55:10 ID:5y+NHge9
>>476
What Exactly Boy.

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:55:28 ID:7HLDwK+B
>>476
Meganesh.

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:55:33 ID:j5oMePxp
>>474
HkIeRwVx is the one who'll come to your place tomorrow with a bottle of booze.

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:55:36 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>464
Crap, I forgotw


But it looks like he's completely switched to troll mode in >>462.
Try a little harder, HkIeRwVx!

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:55:39 ID:Ptbafgu3
Anchor Boy, obviously.

484 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:55:48 ID:7XNKquaX
>>476
Hidden Potential Boy

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:55:53 ID:vcsyvyb8
From his ID, I'd say we call him Hikki.

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:56:10 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>476
Spoon Fed Boy

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:56:38 ID:HkIeRwVx
YOU GUYS GOT ME MAD NOW!
AND I'LL STAY MAD UNTIL YOU INTRODUCE ME TO MISS UNDERSTANDING!

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:57:01 ID:7ZPzNldm
Hey, shouldn't we be worrying about Molester Man right now?

Think they went to his workplace together?

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:57:14 ID:7HLDwK+B
45 minutes have already passed.

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:57:20 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>487
I'll pretend I didn't see that.
You have to keep us busy for one more hour.

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:57:22 ID:7XNKquaX
ID:HkIeRwVx posted >>487 with tears in his eyes.

492 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 20:57:51 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>436
Xiao-lee!?

I've made it back in one piece from a battle in the entranceway that was even tougher than the ones I had with newspaper salesmen. Can I get some cheers?

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:57:52 ID:j5oMePxp
>>487
Go out and try stalking a woman walking down the street.
There's a 0.2% chance she'll mistake you for a molester.

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:03 ID:7XNKquaX
What if they actually went to Miss Understanding's place?

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:06 ID:Fk4WzSan
He's backーーーーーーーーー

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:21 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>492
He...(-_-)He(_- )He!(- )He's!(  )He's back(  ゚)He's back!( ゚∀)He's back!!(゚∀゚)He's back━━!!

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:23 ID:FhyU8EMJ
>>487
Here's your lol.



  ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW?

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:26 ID:7XNKquaX
Entranceway? You didn't let them enter!?

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:30 ID:j5oMePxp
>>492
Please elaborate. Don't tell me you didn't invite them into your room.

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:33 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>490
I'll pretend I didn't see >>487 either,
so let's play some more.

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:40 ID:5y+NHge9
>>492
WHY A BATTLE?W

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:48 ID:HkIeRwVx
WILL YOU GUYS TELL ME ALREADY?
WHICH PART OF THIS THREAD IS FUNNY?

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:55 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>492
Wha?


504 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:55 ID:Fk4WzSan
HkIeRwVx, we don't need you anymore. Kill yourself.

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:58:57 ID:7XNKquaX
Molester Man is back. ID:HkIeRwVx can go to hell now.

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:59:12 ID:Daz738eH
What a lamer. It's so obvious that he's only acting like a troll now because people called him a troll.
It's a lot like the awkward moment when an unintentionally funny guy intentionally tries to be funny and fails.

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 20:59:33 ID:b5jUiU08
>>492
Please elabearate.

508 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 20:59:50 ID:Hg5CvPwv
He's back━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:00:33 ID:Daz738eH
>>492
You're GOD if Kansai is lying next to you right now.

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:00:49 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>504
There you go betraying him againw
You said you'd join his side.

511 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:01:07 ID:HkIeRwVx
WHICH PART OF MOLESTER MAN'S POSTS IS FUNNY?

512 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:01:08 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>502
You can laugh at my incompetence, get annoyed by my meaningless blog posts,
and choose to either simply enjoy, wholeheartedly believe, or fiercely question the sudden plot twists (even I find them unbelievable), the uncomfortably realistic aspects of the story, and everything else.
I believe that's the entertainment value of this thread.

As for me, I'm a Japanese guy who can't get shit done by myself, so it doesn't matter to me if you believe my story or not,
I just want advice from someone. And that's what this thread is there for.

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:01:10 ID:+diSd6Iy
How did it go? ba-dump ba-dump

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:01:33 ID:7ZPzNldm
>>511
Kill yourself.

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:01:42 ID:0whQTQV+
It's like you guys don't know how to hide posts.

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:01:45 ID:7HLDwK+B
>>512
This post made me fall in love with OP.

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:01:53 ID:j5oMePxp
>>512
Who cares about HkIeRwVx? I want a detailed report!

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:01:55 ID:0Gmcs6vL
>>512
Dude, you've grown so much...

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:01:58 ID:7XNKquaX
Never mind that and post what happened!

520 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:02:02 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>512
I lol'd at OP explaining the entertainment value of his own thread.

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:02:23 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>512
Ignore him.
The poor guy doesn't know what he's doing, so let's just leave him alone.

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:02:35 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>512
That's not the post everyone was waiting for, OP.

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:02:41 ID:FhyU8EMJ
>>515
Good call. Now that OP is back, I'm going to hide his posts.
And then I'm going back to lurking.

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:02:45 ID:tDUVYEWj
Touched by Molester's kindness, HkIeRwVx said...

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:02:55 ID:Ddj9K661
HkIeRwVx, you've done a great job... Leave the rest to me now...

What exactly is funny about Molester Man?

526 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:02:57 ID:nK3gOGFH
Why isn't he back yet...?
It wouldn't take this long if they were just talking, right?



Something else must have happened.


OP goes out → The girls get totally kidnapped right in front of his eyes → Following the kidnappers' trail, he infiltrates their hideout → He loses to the mini boss → He loses again → He becomes aware of his physical limits → God grants him more power (He's here right now)

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:03:30 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>526
Slowpoke.

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:03:47 ID:7HLDwK+B
>>526
Lol.

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:03:48 ID:HkIeRwVx
MISTER MOLESTER MAN! I GET IT NOW! THANKS FOR THE EXPLANATION! I WON'T ASK ANY WEIRD QUESTIONS ANYMORE! BRB GOING TO A DIFFERENT POPULAR THREAD TO ASK WHAT'S FUN ABOUT IT!

530 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:03:49 ID:cUwZpTt3
Just when I was taking a deep breath after holding my breath for about a minute to check if I can still smell sperm,
the anime song ringtone of my cell phone started playing.
I answered the call.
"Hey, we're in front of your apartment."
"Okay, I'll be there in a sec."

I posted "I'm off" in the thread three times faster than normal,
gave myself a quick check in the mirror, and ran out.
Outside were Miss Understanding holding a big paper bag and Kansai wearing way too much clothing. Uho!

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:04:06 ID:5y+NHge9
>>526
You sure you didn't accidentally hide OP's posts?

532 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:04:49 ID:7HLDwK+B
They already bought self-defense products?

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:05:08 ID:7XNKquaX
The paper bag is full of sleepover stuff.

534 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:05:14 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>530
Props for doing a smell check!!

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:05:17 ID:j5oMePxp
>>530
They didn't ring the bell?
Maybe they couldn't find the entrance to his apartment......

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:05:28 ID:J0LNf7qQ
>>530
The first line already cracked me up.

537 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:05:31 ID:nK3gOGFH
So they came when you were busy fantasizing, huh?

In b4 their visit is part of his fantasy too...

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:05:44 ID:0Gmcs6vL
OP's completely Uho! about Kansai.

539 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:07:13 ID:cUwZpTt3
"Sorry."
"Good evening."
"Ah, good evening... sorry."

Here I go apologizing even though I didn't do anything wrong. Thankfully, they simply ignored it.

"Damn, it's cold."
"And it was warm just a few hours ago."

My plan was not to let them up to my room at any cost.
The reason was simple. I didn't want them to see my Jump and Champion towers after all.

Then, we had a little small talk. I don't remember much of what we talked about, but apparently, they weren't on their way home from work
but from a shopping trip to somewhere.

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:07:56 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Wow, there's already a link to this thread at the top of the summary site.
That means, the admin must be here right now, huh?


Good job!
I know it's a lot of work to keep the site up-to-date, but don't forget to enjoy the thread!

541 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:08:19 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>539
>the Jump and Champion towers
My sides.

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:08:28 ID:7HLDwK+B
So Kansai and Miss Undie are close enough to hang out when they're not working.

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:08:47 ID:j5oMePxp
>>539
Starting next week, you'll have to read Jump and Champion in the bookstore instead of buying them!

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:08:50 ID:7XNKquaX
You should have invited them in. It was your chance to get closer to them.

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:08:54 ID:Ddj9K661
I thought your battle in the entranceway was about getting them to go up to your room! (;´Д`)

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:09:22 ID:7HLDwK+B
>My plan was not to let them up to my room at any cost.

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:09:29 ID:b5jUiU08
You didn't let them in again!?
Are you sure you're not retarded?

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:09:40 ID:6kDcBbSr
OP is weird. Guys normally try to get girls into their roomw

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:09:49 ID:0Gmcs6vL
That's why I told you to hide the Jump pile outside of your room...

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:10:05 ID:HkIeRwVx
GYA~~~~HAHAHA
THIS THREAD IS SO FUNNY!
IT'S SO FUNNY I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING~~~~~

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:10:44 ID:+diSd6Iy
I'm getting a deja vu.

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:10:49 ID:j5oMePxp
Wait, you made them stand out in this cold for almost 40 minutes......?
You're the fucking worstw

553 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:10:53 ID:cUwZpTt3
"So, when do we go?"
"Huh?"

She brought up the topic of self-defense products all of a sudden.

"Are we gonna go shopping in Akihabara or not? If we wanna go asap, it'll have to be tomorrow, right?"
"Ahh, that. Can't we go next week?"
"You idiot. Come on, get a clue..."
she said while glancing over to Miss Understanding as if to say "Right?".
"Well, if Mr. Molester is busy, I'm okay with going next week..."
"No, no, I'm not busy at all. I mean, I only have lectures three times a week."
"Plus, you don't have any friends."
"Shut up."

That's when the cold started to get to me.
Dammit, I didn't think I'd have to stay outside this long. So cold!
And my nose was running.

554 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:11:23 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>550
You've already shitted up the thread enough.

555 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:11:42 ID:7HLDwK+B
They're going to Akiba━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:11:44 ID:FhyU8EMJ

One person in this thread is crying right now.

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:11:53 ID:Daz738eH
>>550

What exactly is funny about it?



558 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:12:03 ID:NKc5k85Q
I'm sure you already know, guys, but ignore ID:HkIeRwVx! (`・ω・´)

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:12:17 ID:Ddj9K661
Please add who's saying what!!!! It's hard to tell them apart since they all talk the same way!!!

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:12:53 ID:5y+NHge9
I can't tell who's asking who out anymore.

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:12:56 ID:j5oMePxp
>>553
>"Plus, you don't have any friends."

Isn't this the part where you bring up your electronic wire friends?

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:13:02 ID:nK3gOGFH
It's here!
Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!

Kansai: "Forget about us! Run for your lifeーーーー!"
Screams can be heard from inside the cage.
Molester: "I won't leave you here to die!"
As if Molester's prayers have been heard,
his recently drained penis begins to glow.
Miss Undie: "This light..."


To be continued...

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:13:27 ID:7HLDwK+B
>>545>>559 Read more carefully.

564 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:13:32 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>558
Okay!

>>553
You need to be a bit more aggressive, OP.

565 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:14:03 ID:cUwZpTt3
"Sorry, let me go put on a jacket."

I can't keep standing around with snot dripping from my nose in front of these two ladies, both beautiful in their own right. This is yakui.

"Be right back."
Just when I started climbing the stairs...
"...why are you following me?"
"Why not? I wanna see your room."
"You're all bundled up, you shouldn't be cold. Stay outside."
"I see! You don't want me to see your porn mags, huh?"
"There's that too, but in any case, just stay outside."

We were quarreling on the stairs. This is yakui. She's serious about going inside.
I can't let her see my tower.
My tower of Jump mags with manga like "Black Cat" in them!!

566 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:14:37 ID:HkIeRwVx
"WHAT EXACTLY IS FUNNY ABOUT IT"?
YOU REALLY DON'T GET WHAT'S FUNNY ABOUT THIS THREAD?
(^o^)/ GYAーHAHAHAHA

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:14:58 ID:NKc5k85Q
>"I see! You don't want me to see your porn mags, huh?"

Kansai has the mindset of a dirty old manw

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:14:59 ID:7HLDwK+B
>she said while glancing over to Miss Understanding as if to say "Right?".
Kansai... (;´Д`) pant pant

569 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:15:04 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>565
Kansai is so serious about going insidew

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:15:16 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>565
Oh boyw

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:15:17 ID:j5oMePxp
>>565
Black Cat? Seriously?w
That's not good. Promise you'll throw it all away tomorrow.
You have to promise me, lil bro.

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:15:43 ID:b5jUiU08
>>565
Ahh, I want to punch Molester.

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:16:19 ID:7XNKquaX
So they're both beautiful, huh? pant pant

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:16:31 ID:J0LNf7qQ
Who cares about Jump mags...

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:16:37 ID:l0/RucIT
I guess we should have done something about Molester's room first, huh?w

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:16:51 ID:nK3gOGFH
It's happeninnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:17:01 ID:7XNKquaX
I bet Kansai would have started binge-reading all Jump mags if OP had let her inside.

578 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:17:09 ID:cUwZpTt3
"No, just give me a second, okay...?"

....................DASH!!
I ran up the stairs three times, no, four times faster than normal and closed the door at the speed of a hurricane.
Then I wanted to check the thread but decided there was no time for that.
I quickly put on a cardigan and a jacket and opened the door.

BONK!

"Oww!!"

I guess the door hit Kansai, who was waiting outside, right on her forehead.

"A-Are you okay!?"

The last time I panicked this hard was when it became clear that my older sister had seen me masturbate.

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:17:12 ID:PpNvytB2
Let her in and have seicross with her.

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:17:18 ID:HkIeRwVx
KANSAI IS HILARIOUSーー~~~~~~ YAMAMOTO KANSAI IS THE BEST! (^o^)/ LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:17:45 ID:7XNKquaX
Post a pic of your sister!

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:18:07 ID:Cht0ZMGD
>The last time I panicked this hard was when it became clear that my older sister had seen me masturbate.

 That is VIP QUALITY.

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:18:08 ID:NKc5k85Q
You're not alone, OP. I have every Jump issue since around April last year lying around in my room.

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:18:09 ID:MF+Kn5lG
>when it became clear that my older sister had seen me masturbate.
Please elaborate.

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:18:11 ID:7HLDwK+B
>>578
So lame. So very lame.

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:18:12 ID:hyhEbvvs
>>578
>when it became clear that my older sister had seen me masturbate.

Tell us more about this part.

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:18:25 ID:Daz738eH
>>578
Oh shit, Kansai is so moe.

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:18:31 ID:j5oMePxp
>>578
Pfffwwwwwww Your sister caught you with your pants downwwwwwwwwww

Anyways, if Kansai's right in front of your door, you might as well let her in.
Isn't the door your last defense line? (;´Д`) pant

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:18:41 ID:tDUVYEWj
>when it became clear that my older sister had seen me masturbate.


Something is strange about the way it's worded.

590 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:18:55 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>578
Made me crack up so hard.

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:19:45 ID:7XNKquaX
>when it became clear (to Kansai) that (I was turned on by the fact that) my older sister had seen me masturbate.
FTFY

592 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:19:55 ID:cUwZpTt3
>>589
No, it's just as I said.
I never knew that my sister could always see me masturbating in my room from her room through a mirror in the hallway.
Until a friend of mine pointed it out...

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:20:12 ID:7HLDwK+B
>I ran up the stairs three times, no, four times faster than normal and closed the door at the speed of a hurricane.
That must have been really awkward for Kansai and Miss Undie.

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:20:19 ID:Daz738eH
>>589
What he probably means is that his parents realized that he made his sister watch him masturbate every single time...

595 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:21:02 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>592
She must have seen it quite a few times thenw

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:21:19 ID:j5oMePxp
>>592
What the hell...... What kind of a weird room layout is that?
Why didn't you call a carpenter and get it fixed?

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:21:41 ID:HkIeRwVx
THIS OTAKU FANFIC THREAD IS SO FUNNY!

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:21:45 ID:NKc5k85Q
If Molester's sister could see his room from her room,
then that means Molester could see his sister's room from his room too.

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:21:46 ID:7HLDwK+B
Conversely, OP could see his sister masturbate too. (;´Д`) pant pant

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:22:05 ID:Daz738eH
Well, normally, it's expected that you at least ask out of consideration if they want to come inside since it's cold out (purely out of politeness).
And then you'd offer them something warm to drink.

601 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:23:11 ID:cUwZpTt3
"S-Sorry! I'm really sorry!! Are you okay??"

Kansai was crouched down and didn't answer my question.
This is bad. Really bad. When women act like this, it's usually because they don't want you to see their tears.
This is bad. Extremely bad.

I was too shocked to do anything.
When I looked up, Miss Understanding was standing near her too.

I was still too shocked to do anything.
But then...

Kansai suddenly raised her head while still crouching down and made a run for it to my room!!
She passed by me like a tornado!
"I won't let you!"
I shouted and somehow managed to block her way! Just in time!

"What are you getting all worked up for?"

..............she wasn't crying at all......

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:24:01 ID:JyY/5M7e
Hilarious Kansai is hilarious.

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:24:15 ID:7HLDwK+B
Are you kids or what?ww

604 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:24:15 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>601
Holy shit, Kansai.

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:24:21 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>601
Why are you so against it...?
I thought you cleaned up your room before they came!

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:24:22 ID:nK3gOGFH
I'm in love with Kansai.

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:24:41 ID:j5oMePxp
>>601
Here's an idea.
You should tell them you're going to show them your room next time.
That way, you have an excuse to see them again.

But damn, Kansai is cute.

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:25:03 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Let them in! That's what you cleaned up your room for!

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:25:35 ID:Daz738eH
>>601
Kansai is so great.

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:25:51 ID:YElm24GD
Kansai is moe.

Why did you have to go to such extents to keep them outside though?
They'll think your apartment is a garbage dump or something.
You'd be much better off just letting them in for a minute.

611 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:25:53 ID:cUwZpTt3
"Eh? Eh?"

I was still trying to grasp what had just happened. Yet I had managed to stop her instinctively, which is pretty amazing if you think about it.

"It didn't really hurt. No need to panic."
"Ah... Okay."

She got me there. She got me there real good.
I was distracted for a moment until she said

"Huh, looks cleaner than I expected."

Kansai was peeking inside over my shoulder. Then I realized Miss Understanding was too. Well, aren't you two a riot today.

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:26:13 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Brb putting in another vote for Kansai.

613 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:26:35 ID:Hg5CvPwv
You're too afraid to hear what they have to say about your room...
I understand how you feel, Molester, I really do, but you did clean up your room in case they come inside...

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:26:44 ID:YElm24GD
Oh, there you go, I was worried for nothing.

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:27:11 ID:j5oMePxp
>Well, aren't you two a riot today.
While you're rather tame compared to them...... But then I guess this is MOLESTER QUALITY, huh?

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:27:54 ID:QNdfCTSn
If you don't let them into your room, wouldn't it just confirm their otaku image of you?

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:28:08 ID:0Gmcs6vL
Hey, Miss Undie is pretty moe, after all.

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:28:09 ID:7XNKquaX
I would have said "Alright, you can come in." there.

619 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:29:30 ID:cUwZpTt3
"Don't look! Idiot!"

I closed the door. I don't think they could see my towers from that position though...

"What a nice scent. What could it be?"
"Incense, maybe?"

As expected of girls, they know their scents. But it looks as if their senses of smell weren't good enough to catch the combined smell of air freshener, 8x4, and sperm masked by the incense.

"Ah, yeah. It's incense."
"Do you know a lot about incenses, Mr. Molester?"
"Nope. Not at all."
"Didn't you just burn some 'cause you heard that we're coming?"

Damn, she's sharp.

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:30:01 ID:Daz738eH
>>619
They found out. lol

621 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:30:27 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>619
Miss Undie is so sharp.
Now that they've figured it all out, you might as well let them inw

622 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:30:43 ID:j5oMePxp
>>619
Oh God, they know.
You'll have to give your room a complete makeover when you do invite them in one day.

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:30:47 ID:QPxhDcFQ


Why does Kansai not speak in Kansai dialect?

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:30:51 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>621
The sharp one is Kansai. I think.

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:31:00 ID:7HLDwK+B
Props to >>99.

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:31:14 ID:NKc5k85Q
>>623
Because she's not actually from Kansai.

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:31:51 ID:nK3gOGFH
I'll just assume that they did smell the sperm.

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:32:16 ID:YElm24GD
Kansai = casual speech
Miss Undie = polite speech

Yeah, alright. I'm not jelly... つД`)・゚・。・゚゚・*:.。..。.:*・゚  

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:32:48 ID:7XNKquaX
>>627
So she meant to say
"Didn't you just fap 'cause you heard that we're coming?"

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:33:18 ID:Daz738eH
Looks like Miss Undie's polite speech isn't an indicator of social distance, but simply a part of her character.

631 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:33:53 ID:cUwZpTt3
"No, of course not!"

I can't tell them I did it to hide a horrible stench.

"I hit the mark, didn't I?"
"No, really. I'd already lighted it before you called."

By the way, the incense hadn't even burned half way down.
All the more reason not to let them into my room.

"Is that right..."
They didn't seem convinced.
But it was too late to go "Sorry, I lied.",
so I changed the topic back to going shopping.

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:34:07 ID:7HLDwK+B
I should make my room more presentable for guests too.

633 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:34:56 ID:j5oMePxp
(ノ∀`) Oh boy.
They must think you're hiding something really bad in your room now.

634 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:35:58 ID:cUwZpTt3
As for going shopping, I told them I can't go tomorrow because I'm working the night shift tonight,
but they already know my weekly schedule, so they said

"We'll let you know when we've decided on a day."

and left soon after.
Kansai didn't say anything about my snakes.



And that was a short summary because I really have to head to work now.

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:36:19 ID:7XNKquaX
That's all!?

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:36:36 ID:NKc5k85Q
See you, OP.

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:36:42 ID:Daz738eH
>>631
You wouldn't be Molester if you'd said "Sorry, I lied." there.
You're funny because you try so hard to put up a front even when they've seen through it all.

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:36:55 ID:Cht0ZMGD
Isn't there a cute co-worker route at your workplace?

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:37:11 ID:j5oMePxp
>>634
That was way too short. Why can't you go shopping with them tomorrow?
I know it's tough after a late-night shift, but come on.

640 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:37:21 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>634
Crabs.

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:37:56 ID:Daz738eH
OP keeps unlocking route after route, but can't clear any of themwww

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:38:48 ID:Daz738eH
>>634
Just grit your teeth and power through it. Go with them tomorrow.

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:39:01 ID:QPxhDcFQ
What kind of part-time job does Molester work again?

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:40:28 ID:j5oMePxp
We finally get a promising event and Molester fucks it all up.
I guess even an eroge master can't just wing a real-life event.

How about you give your room a real makeover tomorrow?

645 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:41:01 ID:b5jUiU08
Kansai kept you company all night until dawn even though she had to work the next morning. Why can't you?

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:42:50 ID:YElm24GD
Eh, one all-nighter won't kill you.

647 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:43:56 ID:nK3gOGFH
Miss Undie: "This light..."
Molester: "Sorry... I've kept it a secret until now... I'm actually... a Onaninja."
Stalker: "I can't believe it............ sniff"
More and more Onaninja show up.
One of them is Glasses.
Molester: "Alright, looks like everyone is here!"

Onaninja: "Prepare to fire the Phimosis Cannon!"
Molester: "Kansai! Quick! Give us a sexy pose!!"
Kansai(Fujiko mode): "Come... Lupin. Mmmhh."

The Phimosis Cannon goes off!

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:44:14 ID:+diSd6Iy
OP's the worst.


649 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:44:27 ID:7HLDwK+B
Okay, so OP works night shifts.
Then he either works at a video rental store, a convenience store, or the Jusco food section...

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:44:30 ID:CQbmvYZD
Good, now she'll be like "Huh? Why did he turn down my invitation?
What does he not like about me? Alright, I'm going to make him like me no matter what!".
It's the famous "Ignore her to make her want you" tactic!!

651 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/20 21:46:18 ID:cUwZpTt3
I'm off.

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:46:24 ID:xGzdz+/1
How much longer until OP goes on a Christmas date with Kansai?

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:46:48 ID:nK3gOGFH
Later, OP.
Don't forget to brag about your luck at your workplace.

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:47:36 ID:j5oMePxp
>>651
Laters.
And try to do a better job next time.

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:47:58 ID:QNdfCTSn
What was OP's part-time job again?

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:48:02 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>651
See you~
It might be a good idea to send an e-mail later with an excuse as to why you didn't let them into your room, just to be on the safe side.

657 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/20 21:48:26 ID:Hg5CvPwv
>>651
ノシ

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:48:31 ID:Hmsfu1OY
Man, Molester can be so irritating sometimes.

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:49:33 ID:YElm24GD
>>656
It's posts like this that spoil and harm Molester more than help him.

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:50:07 ID:+diSd6Iy
All OP does lately is dump his reports in this thread and then leave.
He doesn't even listen to what we say anymore.

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:52:01 ID:6kDcBbSr
>>659
I just figured OP should explain his behaviour before they misunderstand, but I guess you don't agree?

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:53:51 ID:7HLDwK+B
If OP lies now, he runs the risk of getting caught later on.
He should just tell her about the Jump tower.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 21:55:27 ID:7XNKquaX
"He doesn't want Miss Understanding to know he's an otaku..."
Kansai getting slightly jealous would be moe.

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:02:05 ID:l0/RucIT
I finally caught up!!

So much interesting stuff happened while I was on family duty... orz


665 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:10:33 ID:5y+NHge9
This is starting to feel like a love comedy from the '80s.
Good times...

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:11:34 ID:l0/RucIT
>>664
Are you the guy who suggested we move the capital of Japan to Tounou?

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:12:17 ID:l0/RucIT
The Kansai in my imagination says

"Trying so hard to hide his little porn mags even though they wouldn't bother me in the slightest... So cute!
I like Molester because it's so fun to tease him."

At least, that's what I was fantasizing about while eating Kappa Ebisen with my daughter.

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:13:17 ID:PpNvytB2
>>665 Then you should try watching some moe anime.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:14:01 ID:l0/RucIT
>>666
Oh, it's been a while.

Looks like we got the same ID again today, huh?

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:15:24 ID:5y+NHge9
>>668
Any recommendations?

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:16:32 ID:YElm24GD
Fucking samefaggers.

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:20:16 ID:PpNvytB2
>>670 If you're into love comedy,
watch Final Approach.

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:22:52 ID:5y+NHge9
>>672
Doesn't really seem like entry-level stuff to me.

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:22:57 ID:nK3gOGFH
On the next day,
Kansai goes "What do you think this is!?"
and takes out a porn mag from her backpack.
Molester: "Urk! Why do you have that!?"
Kansai: "I saw it lying around in your room when I peeked inside yesterday! And when I saw it in a bookstore today, I had to buy it!w
So this is the kind of stuff you're into, Molester~ Who would have thought~♪ Hehehe(^w^ )"
Molester just stands there unable to say anything while Kansai thinks it's cute. The Kansai in my imagination, that is.

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:24:43 ID:7XNKquaX
>>674
The Kansai in my imagination is different. Even though she jokingly asked "You don't want me to see your porn mags, huh?",
she'd blush uncontrollably if she actually found one!

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:25:39 ID:l0/RucIT
>>671
Are you talking about us?w

677 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:26:15 ID:7HLDwK+B
I, for one, like the Ungirls.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:26:15 ID:PpNvytB2
>>673 Really? The game sold well and the story should be accessible even to people new to love comedies.
Or so I think...

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:28:14 ID:Fk4WzSan
Molester left for work while I was taking a bath and having a nap... orz


Seeing how cool Kansai's personality is, I can't help but feel that she must be ugly.
Am I the only one who feels this way~?

Because if she was cool AND cute, she'd be the best character ever~!!

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:30:57 ID:7XNKquaX
>>679
>>565 >in front of these two ladies, both beautiful in their own right

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:34:15 ID:5y+NHge9
When I checked the summary page after a long time,
I realized Molester gave every family restaurant girl the same standard score of 60.
It's not very helpfulw

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:37:41 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>680
Both beautiful, huh~? Stupid cute girls are hard to come by these days~
Failure won't be tolerated.








Do it for me, OP.

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:39:59 ID:l0/RucIT
There are women who look like a 50-60 on photos,
but turn out to be an 80 when you actually meet them though.

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:43:09 ID:Fk4WzSan
>>683
But stay away from women who only have selfies taken from slightly above.

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:51:58 ID:ttTgAxms
Seicross.

686 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:55:09 ID:pMtOm7LL
This guy is giving away 10.000 yen cash for free━━━━━━━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━━━━━━ !!!!!!!
http://page12.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/p7983972?
http://openuser10.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/user/milionon?

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:55:18 ID:5y+NHge9
We'd get a more objective rating if Molester told us the name of the restaurant they work at.
But he'd probably prefer keeping the girls to himselfw

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:56:52 ID:7XNKquaX
>>683 seems to be confusing a standard score of 60 with 60 points.

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:56:59 ID:T/0TjAEE
>>687
If OP posted the restaurant name here, every insensitive asshole on 2ch would head straight there,
and he'd soon have more than one stalker to worry about.
It's not even about keeping the girls to himself, it's just common sense. OP isn't that stupid.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 22:57:38 ID:BN4dbZa8
Dear Kansai,

The reason I didn't let you into my room today is
because I felt that if you and I were to get intimate all of a sudden,
I'd feel bad for Miss Understanding. Don't get me wrong though,
of course, I wouldn't have minded a threesome. How about we have one next time?

HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:07:35 ID:7ZPzNldm
>>686
Someone should win the auction and tell the poor guy.

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:14:42 ID:nufnGKq3
>>565
Molester keeps using the word "yakui". Haven't seen it in ages.
Was it from 3x3 EYES?

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:15:28 ID:l0/RucIT
>>688
Oh, was it standard score!? Now this is embarrassing.

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:26:43 ID:uqtMP2gG
Finally caught up with the thread... Looks like you guys had a blast...
Fuck, I wish I could have been here!

Anyways, I just wanted to post that I'm back.

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:29:38 ID:lSJT/Ie4
Figures that the party's already over when I get home.
I know OP has to work late night shift tonight, but shouldn't he have gone shopping with them tomorrow anyway?
And shouldn't he have let them go up to his place?

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:32:40 ID:YElm24GD
>>695
Yeah, he should go tomorrow.
He'd have to pull an all-nighter, but he had an afternoon nap today, didn't he?
Or does he think it'd make him look too desperate?

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:36:18 ID:l0/RucIT
Since it's Molester we're talking about here, I doubt it was about appearing too desperate.
I bet he just couldn't be assed to go shopping after a late night shift...

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:39:35 ID:5y+NHge9
IIRC, Molester posted that he works until early morning when he's on night shift.
Kansai pulled an all-nighter to keep him company, but he won't because he can't be assed to.
That's our Molester, alright.


699 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:40:05 ID:kEVAd3P2
I say he refused because he wanted to come home after work, watch
Gaoranger -> Kamen Rider -> Pretty Cure
in a row and then go to bed.

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:40:39 ID:kEVAd3P2
I meant Dekaranger...

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:41:23 ID:nK3gOGFH
Well, OP can go next Tuesday because it's a holiday, can't he?
Then you guys would be home and can't miss it.

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:41:23 ID:QNdfCTSn
I got totally mistaken for Ototake Hirotada part 14
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100961606/l50

703 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:41:57 ID:CQbmvYZD
>>692
Yeah, I was wondering about that too.
What does "yakui" even mean? Someone please explain in simple terms even a noob like me who hasn't read 3x3 EYES can understand.
All I know is that the main characters are called Yakomo and Pai.

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:42:29 ID:CQbmvYZD
>>703
I meant to write Yakumo.

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:49:35 ID:5y+NHge9
>>703
Yakui = like a Yakuza.
It's a slang expression young people use.
Says Google.

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:54:28 ID:CQbmvYZD
Right, I should have just googled it myself.
Google says it means "so good it's dangerous", an abbreviation of "yabai kurai ni ii".
...neither of them really fits...

707 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:57:04 ID:l0/RucIT
I googled it too.
All I got was "Yaku = Inorin".
Whatever that means.

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/20 23:57:54 ID:7XNKquaX
It means "extremely bad" in Hokkaido dialect.
Or so I read. Don't know if it's true.

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:00:07 ID:NfbUNKHd
So it's like "Sai!!" in Akita dialect?

710 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:04:21 ID:wCK9w74G
Zasu!!

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:04:35 ID:HEybt1EI
Lol.
Looks like there aren't any young people here right now.


712 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/21 00:04:54 ID:f3DWTY2o
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:05:25 ID:DTSnrgcN
Mosu!!

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:06:38 ID:wCK9w74G
Sa!!

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:13:34 ID:m5uGYTDg
I thought it meant
"as bad as someone who does drugs (yaku)".

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:15:07 ID:0FNjO+lK
I'm in Saitama and I've never heard of the word "yakui" before.

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:16:28 ID:lTZamKYN
>>708
I'm from Hokkaido and I don't know that word.

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:20:40 ID:bd8mLAo6
Dictionary of Hokkaido dialect: http://www.yumei.com/hokkaidou/hougen.html

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:21:55 ID:UYSLTVCZ
>>708
I'm from Hokkaido too and there's no word like that in Hokkaido dialect.

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:26:49 ID:OJBp+SJ8
>>717
I used to live in Hokkaido and heard people use the word.

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:28:06 ID:lTZamKYN
>>718 I only know two thirds of those words. orz

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:28:50 ID:0nO4uD16
I'd like to note that a dialect is something you only really use when someone from a different region is around.

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:31:38 ID:OJBp+SJ8
>>718
Oh shit, I know almost all of them.

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:40:45 ID:0FNjO+lK
>>718
I gave up after 1/3 of it because I don't know most of them.

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:45:58 ID:UYSLTVCZ
Kansai contacts Molester on Monday and they go shopping on Tuesday.
Molester posts "We're going to Akiba." in the thread, so all VIPPERs head to Akiba.
Later, it turns out that Molester and co. actually went to Tokyu Hands in Shibuya or Shinjuku.

We won't fall for the same trick twice!

726 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:46:57 ID:+/m6vYB5
But if you trust Molester and go to Akiba, you might have a wonderful encounter like others had last time.

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:52:56 ID:OfRp87F+
ヾ(゚∀゚)ノ゛Yakui!!


728 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:53:18 ID:0nO4uD16
So we're having an offline meeting tomorrow, huh?w

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:54:05 ID:DyW+3nDp
>>725
But now that you posted that here, OP will read it and
send us on a wild goose chase again.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:55:29 ID:UYSLTVCZ
There are no wonderful encounters to be had in Akiba, I can assure you that.

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:56:37 ID:drlF2EJ0
And then there was no one left.

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:57:30 ID:bd8mLAo6
So that's why Molester keeps stressing that they'll go to Akihabaraw

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 00:59:51 ID:UYSLTVCZ
Let's assume that Kansai's line about Akihabara in >>553 was changed by OP until proven otherwise.

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:01:35 ID:UYSLTVCZ
Pfffwwwwwwwwwww Hahahaha
>"Are we gonna go shopping in Akihabara or not? If we wanna go asap, it'll have to be tomorrow, right?"

You're right, Molester is stressing Akihabara a lotw

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:03:06 ID:0nO4uD16
Last time we had an offline meeting, three other guys got lucky in addition to Molester...

The next one is in Akihabara... A rare encounter might be waiting out there for you guys too.

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:04:27 ID:OfRp87F+
The Molester offline meeting in Akiba was a trap by OP, huh?
I almost fell for it...

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:10:24 ID:DTSnrgcN
Maybe Molester predicted that you guys would react like this and is actually saying the truth this time.

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:14:08 ID:bd8mLAo6
I can't imagine why OP, who doesn't even want Kansai to see his Jump tower,
would want to show her how he knows Akihabara like the back of his hand.

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:20:10 ID:UYSLTVCZ
If he goes to Akiba with Miss Undie and Kansai, they won't have anything to do after buying the self-defense products.
It's not a place you take two beautiful ladies out to.

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:20:21 ID:0nO4uD16
You know what "Jump tower" reminds me of?

In order to practice their jumping skills, ninja plant a tree and jump over it everyday.
And by the time the tree's fully grown, they can jump extremely high.

Don't ask me why.

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:22:26 ID:FGWpHeJF
Yesss, I'm finally caught up. I lol'd at how everyone in the thread was panicking.

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:24:28 ID:DTSnrgcN
740
Don't you mean bamboo?
The training would take way too long if it was a tree.

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:25:15 ID:UYSLTVCZ
Didn't Doraemon have a tool that did something similar?

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:25:58 ID:dC3KqcQg
Hey, wait!
Considering how he lied to us last time, he might actually go to Akihabara tomorrow!
Do you really think a weak-minded guy, who can't even turn down newspaper salesmen,
has the balls to turn down two women, who came all the way to his place to ask him for a favor?
Even if it's not tomorrow, he must be hiding something from us! I'm certain he's hiding something!

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:26:13 ID:0nO4uD16
>>742
Was it bamboo?
...or was it grass...? I can't remember.

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:27:37 ID:UYSLTVCZ
Maybe you're rightw

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:27:44 ID:s3vbCcJV
Grass lol

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:27:59 ID:0nO4uD16
I'm glad only Miss Undie and Kansai will be going with OP this time.
Last time, it was 4 women, and OP just tagged along pointlessly,
but this time they might actually pay more attention to him.

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:31:08 ID:HEybt1EI
I feel like Kansai is just curious about this strange species called otaku.


750 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:32:25 ID:bd8mLAo6
And I feel like Kansai will try to leave Molester and Miss Undie alone during the shopping trip to do him a favor or something.

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:33:41 ID:DyW+3nDp
>>744
In b4 "Dude, you're so smart." in the e-mail field.


So no one here is going to Akihabara tomorrow!?

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:36:20 ID:xCHiUqSr
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100241143/l50
"You are a coward."


Daily reminder to post in this thread.

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:45:18 ID:DyW+3nDp
νゞゞゞ
    П П (`・ё・)
   ('х') С ▼つ      (¨_ )
   ⊂  つ  UU n(^u^)n  U つ
     UU         \ \   UU
                 UU

Good fight, good night, see you tomorrow!
   "THAT IS VIP QUALITY."

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:45:49 ID:DTSnrgcN
Even after Molester's little confession of love, Kansai still thinks Molester wants her to help him get closer to Miss Undie. That's probably why she brought Miss Undie with her today.
First of all, Molester needs to make Kansai understand that he's not interested in Miss Undie anymore.



In short, Kansai is still convinced that Molester is after Miss Undie.

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:50:58 ID:dC3KqcQg
Fuck the shopping date, I'm more curious about what kind of trap Molester will set up for the VIPPERs this time.


756 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:54:33 ID:0nO4uD16
>>752
Sorry, I'm out of AA.

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:58:04 ID:0nO4uD16
>>754
Isn't it a bit too early to jump to conclusions?
Besides, going shopping is more fun with more people.
Especially if they're women. It's more fun for me too because I can fantasize about them having a threesome.

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 01:58:44 ID:p4XvypCc
Let's make a Molester Man-themed porn flick.

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 02:14:02 ID:XkBVQ3it
Make a porn flick. Yeah, sounds like something VIP would do.

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 02:19:54 ID:DOzNZNa6
Seeing happy people makes me snap.(# `_ゝ')RAGE

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 02:27:29 ID:J4qukSQ7
Nullus!

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 02:28:21 ID:D7pmJsHw
What the hell is going on in this thread?
I can't believe Kansai dropped by while I was afk having seicross for a little while.

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 02:51:01 ID:0nO4uD16
Yeah, if it hadn't been for family duty and seicross and all that crap, I might have been able to take part in real-time.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 02:52:42 ID:dC3KqcQg
It must be hard to make time for 2ch when you've got a life.

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 03:03:59 ID:D7pmJsHw
You know what would be great?
If the Miss Understanding route made a comeback and turned this into a love triangle situation.

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 03:05:46 ID:bd8mLAo6
Would that imply that Kansai has a thing for Miss Understanding too?

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 03:08:50 ID:D7pmJsHw
At first, it's just Miss Understanding → Molester → Kansai.

But then it turns out Kansai has actually the hots for Miss Understanding!

Nah, scratch that last part, even modern daytime soaps wouldn't pull that shit.

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 03:15:47 ID:0nO4uD16
I'd prefer a Kansai → Miss Understanding → Kansai triangle.

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 03:18:41 ID:bd8mLAo6
But Molester would be okay with a Miss Understanding end too, wouldn't he?
He'd be okay with any end as long as it's with a woman, wouldn't he?

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 03:19:25 ID:dC3KqcQg
Glasses → Crabs → Snakes
This is the best triangle ever.

771 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/21 03:29:26 ID:VZXdu2nN
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 03:36:26 ID:DyW+3nDp
Sorry, but no matter how I think about it,
       
  Miss Understanding
      ↓
Kansai → Me ← Loli Jugs
      ↑
    Yamaoka

would be the best for all parties involved.

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 03:56:35 ID:NASQvyv1
    A Goddess has descended upon us!
     ↓↓

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100967780/280

280 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/21(日) 03:48:26 ID:sxbdL5dE

http://pukapuka.s1.x-beat.com/img-box/img20041121034746.jpg
Posting a pic because no one else is.


774 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 04:00:13 ID:0nO4uD16
Crabs ← Miss Understanding ← Snakes
 ↓                   ↑
Kansai         Me        Loli Jugs
 ↓                   ↑  
Snakes  →  Yamaoka  →  Crabs


775 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 05:16:58 ID:2TMR+IQY
Bump.

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 05:21:34 ID:jclVBkvt
hwioj

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 06:41:43 ID:+zNEZTnk
Anyone here?

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 06:44:24 ID:1tXvg4V3
Well, yeah.

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 06:49:55 ID:+zNEZTnk
I know this is completely unrelated to the thread, but what do you think a woman wants from you when she calls you at 2am?


780 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 06:52:10 ID:+zNEZTnk
Sorry for going off-topic. I'll ask somewhere else.

781 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/21 07:01:12 ID:fKPIK7lc
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) Good morning bear.
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 07:05:13 ID:1tXvg4V3
>>779
Maybe her bathroom is infested with cockroaches?

783 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 08:03:15 ID:ShszIGXj
Everyone's suspicious of mew

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 08:08:26 ID:bn1MaUFt
For a good reason. You already fooled us once.

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 08:33:47 ID:+D6In0xr
Molester is here━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!

786 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 08:35:28 ID:ShszIGXj
>>785
Took you long enough to noticew

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 08:48:20 ID:+D6In0xr
>>786
I was watching Kamen Riderwww

788 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 08:58:08 ID:ShszIGXj
>>787
You better watch Pretty Cure too while you're at it.

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 09:59:15 ID:DxHM5Nga
So, were we right that you're actually going shopping today?

Good morning, guys.

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 10:34:17 ID:bd8mLAo6
Did Molester already leave again?

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 10:37:43 ID:+/m6vYB5
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      `Vハハハ/ヽ.「~ ̄ `''ァf‐┘   
.         `、 }ー-`、__..._/::l      Good morning.
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.            |::::::::l:::::::::::::::l
.            l::::::::l:::::::::::::::l
           l:::::::::l::::::::::::::l
           l;::::::::{:::::::::::::l
              `iiiiiiiハiiiiiiiij´
          ∠-、レ'ヽ〃〕


792 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 11:05:39 ID:T1dBwPge
Huh, Molester Man is here?


Good morning, guys.

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 12:05:49 ID:xcGO8tl1
Good morning.
Molester, may I ask if you watch Haromoni?

794 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 13:38:53 ID:7eRY5p3I
t

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 13:41:09 ID:s3vbCcJV
Howdy.
So, there's nothing on today's schedule, is there?

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 13:41:57 ID:64W9cBya
Is OP sleeping?

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 13:42:50 ID:64W9cBya
Is OP sleeping?

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 14:12:44 ID:OfRp87F+
Molester isn't here━━━(゚д゚)━━━!!


799 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 14:31:13 ID:DxHM5Nga
Nope, no progress whatsover since I last checked the thread.
And here I thought I could take a few minutes off from family duty to post something to help OP.

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 14:39:16 ID:yz7l1yED
I ordered a Filet-O-Fish and got Chicken Filet-O instead. What do?

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 15:00:55 ID:qCOODaYS
I just set up my 2ch browser to only show posts by ◆FYqCtG1B42 when I search for "Molester".
Other VIPPERs, are you even trying?

802 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 15:01:06 ID:ShszIGXj
>>800
Eat it because a Chicken Filet-O is fine too.

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 15:04:11 ID:+MFs6ZvB
>>802
Welcome back.

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 15:11:37 ID:s3vbCcJV
Goddammit, Molester keeps playing us like a fiddle. (;´Д`)

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 15:28:27 ID:4i3nW1Zq
+   +
  ∧_∧  +
 (0゜・∀・)   Still no action?
 (0゜∪ ∪ +
 と__)__) +

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 15:36:07 ID:BpGfwCCh
The thread is so dead during the day.

807 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 15:40:13 ID:ShszIGXj
>>806
It's a holiday, dude. I'm sure everyone's busy hanging out with their peers and queers.

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 15:51:39 ID:gXEW2WsF
I lol'd at queers.

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 16:11:31 ID:DTSnrgcN
I wish Kansai would drop by Molester's place again on her way back from shopping.

810 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/21 16:24:45 ID:539A1qaZ
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 16:32:49 ID:C+U7bCr8
Dear Molester,

how are you doing? Are you still a creepy virgin?
I'll be honest with you. You're such a loser.
Instead of reporting back to 2ch, you should be working on yourself more.

P.S.
Quit watching anime already.

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 16:39:43 ID:qCOODaYS
>>807
Tell the girls you're moving far away and get a commemorative photo taken with them. Then post it here.

A video of you fucking Kansai would be okay too.

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 16:44:35 ID:WpvFB6of
>>812
Don't you talk shit about my Kansai!

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 16:49:34 ID:0nO4uD16
>>807
Why aren't you hanging out with your queers then?

815 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 18:44:12 ID:ShszIGXj
>>809
She probably would if she had a reason to see me, but I doubt it...
>>811
Even if I made friends and got myself a girlfriend, I wouldn't quit anime. I swear it by the hair on my butt.
>>814
Because I don't have any peers, queers, or dears...
I think I've already had as much interpersonal communication in the last month as I had in the whole last year.

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 18:44:36 ID:DggpcrA1
OP's finally here━━━(゚∀゚)━━━ !!!!!

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 18:45:19 ID:BpGfwCCh
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I confessed to a girl in my class I've got a crush on, but she was like
"Eh, seriously!?",
so I just up and went home. AAAAAHHHHHH

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 18:52:50 ID:0nO4uD16
>>817
This is just my fantasy going wild,
but I'm sure that girl won't be able to get a wink of sleep tonight because she'll be thinking of you.

And you know... she might even... t-touch herself...... I guess not.

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 18:53:15 ID:C+U7bCr8
>>817 Kill yourself.




Okay, who's next?

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 18:54:02 ID:0isyfPXp
Eh, seriously!?

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 19:01:00 ID:Ey+aF0bY
I was in a pachinko parlor today when a lady came to my seat and leaned down to empty my ashtray.
That's when her boobs pressed against my arm. They were so soft.

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 19:28:04 ID:uiJ0WuGI
>>821
The fee for that service is automatically deducted from your pachinko wins.

               Pachinko Parlor Manager

823 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 19:30:17 ID:ShszIGXj
>>822
GJ.

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 19:50:35 ID:pkh+UUmG
I got myself a date tomorrow. Hehehe.
I already had my hair cut at a beauty parlor and now I'm gonna go buy some clothes.

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 19:57:57 ID:Za/SrIaI
Can someone give me an update on this thread?

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 20:37:08 ID:/DZwHWNG
Christmas is around the corner, so I went and bought a pink dress shirt because I heard it gets you looks from the ladieswwwwwwwww
It looks like shit on mewwwwwww Pfffwwwww

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 21:37:16 ID:ZNVpl1p4
That's creepyw

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 21:38:48 ID:DxHM5Nga
Looks like everyone in this thread is in lazy bum mode today.

Me included, that is.

829 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 21:39:43 ID:ShszIGXj
>>828
All I can do is wait for them to contact me like they said they would.

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 21:45:16 ID:gULpgh7x
I don't mind a slow day like this once in a while.
The admin of the summary site needs a day off too.

831 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 21:50:34 ID:pkh+UUmG
Kuroki Hitomi and Tamura Masakazu are both so amazing in this show.

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 21:52:21 ID:+/m6vYB5
I could barely contain my excitement when I refreshed the page to see how much has happened since I posted good morning this morning. I didn't expect to catch up only 3 minutes later.

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 21:54:07 ID:bd8mLAo6
Listen, Molester, it's important to look back and learn from your mistakes.
So tell me, why did you turn them down when they suggested going shopping today?

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:01:26 ID:pkh+UUmG
Don't miss the next recycling collection day, OP. You need to get rid of your Jump tower.

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:03:09 ID:80xwlRK2
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100241143/l50
"You are a coward."


Daily reminder to post in this thread.

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:08:17 ID:pAU99qeU
>>832
This thread is so shit now it's hard to believe it used to be good in the beginning.

837 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 22:08:56 ID:ShszIGXj
>>833
If I'd gone shopping after a night without sleep, I'd have been tired.
I wouldn't mind being tired, but I'd have been sleepy too.
I wouldn't mind being tired and sleepy, but I'd have been really out of it as well.
I wouldn't mind being tired and sleepy and really out of it if I was going alone, but I don't want to cause the girls any trouble.

838 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/21 22:10:29 ID:J8F5kwqh
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:11:30 ID:0/LwJYJD
My God, this thread can be incredibly fast one day and come to a screeching halt the next day. (´・ω・`)
I finally catch up with it, and it's dead... Here's to hoping OP can deliver at the end of this thread.

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:12:59 ID:DTSnrgcN
Stop making excuses, Molester. (´・д・`)
Kansai... She did the same thing for you, Molester... but you... you ungrateful son of a bitch...

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:17:00 ID:1DpFWbrA
OP ignores you even if you make a serious post, which is why most people only post something when something new happens.

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:17:45 ID:bd8mLAo6
That's just excuses.
Kansai knew she might cause the others trouble at work the next day,
(she actually broke a plate)
but she still kept you company until the morning.

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:17:51 ID:0/LwJYJD
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|冫、) Looks like DION users are banned from posting again.
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844 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:36:49 ID:jN4PDlrS
It doesn't help that Molester never admits fault either.
He simply ignores most posts, especially when the thread is slow.

Oh well, try a little harder next time, Molester.

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:47:02 ID:bojifFuE
I heard VIP is closing down at midnight. Take care, guys.

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:48:34 ID:DxHM5Nga
There's one thing I wanted to tell you guys before the IDs change at midnight.



Good night.

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 22:51:24 ID:DxHM5Nga
>845
Seriously?
Will this thread survive it if we bump it right before midnight?
Though I guess it's useless if VIP is closing down for good.

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:05:34 ID:jN4PDlrS
>>845
Source on that?

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:07:03 ID:pkh+UUmG
Is Lounge behind it?

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:16:05 ID:bd8mLAo6
Btw, what is Molester doing right now?

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:29:32 ID:0/LwJYJD
OP, if you're not going to e-mail or call anyone, you should reply to our posts, at least. (´・ω・`)

Are you there?

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:34:03 ID:bd8mLAo6
I'll forgive him for not going tomorrow if he cleans up his room today for real.

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:36:31 ID:C+U7bCr8
Molester, you were boasting that you can't quit anime,
but in order to embrace something new in life, you have to let go of what you've been holding onto first, you know?
That goes double for loser trash like you because you won't get many chances like this in your life.
Honestly though, there are hardly any women out there who would date an anime otaku.

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:39:23 ID:D7pmJsHw
Whoa, I've never caught up with you guys this fast.
That is VIP QUALI-

855 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:39:33 ID:pkh+UUmG
Kaela Kaela

ttp://with2ch.net/cgi-bin/pict/image-box/img20041121233126.jpg

856 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:41:12 ID:qCOODaYS
>>855
That haircut reminds me of Space Battleship Yamato...
I liked Kaela more when she was in SAKUSAKU.

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:43:06 ID:xgj3WgY2
>>853 You need to get off 2ch morew

858 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:52:51 ID:bn1MaUFt
Okay... Looks like this thread is finished.

Any other interesting threads to follow?

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 23:54:13 ID:jN4PDlrS
Molester, are you regretting your decision by now?
Regret alone isn't enough though.
You have to learn from your mistakes.

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 00:00:00 ID:kxvrsy3g
What are you talking about?( ´_ゝ`)

861 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 00:00:18 ID:6R8ZRoJu
Well, I don't see what's so wrong about turning down their invitation if he was exhausted.
As Molester said, I think he would have just ended up causing them trouble
and we don't want that, do we?
Especially now at this crucial point, he should be rested when he sees them.
(Though I bet Molester just wanted to watch Pretty Cure in the live watch thread instead.)

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 00:07:51 ID:WalNoWZB
Molester Molester Molester Molester Molester Molester Molesther Molester Molesther Molester Molesther......
Molesther Molesther Molest...... Molest her?!

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 00:18:18 ID:kthGPBEW
Can we talk about more important things now? The new Kappa Ebisen Cheese Fondue flavor smells like vagoo. Discuss.

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 00:19:04 ID:4ab0mY5E
The VIPPERs who come to this thread don't even know what a vagoo smell like though.

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 00:26:17 ID:kxvrsy3g
http://d.pic.to/skla

866 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 00:57:11 ID:4/Mp/J3A
>>863
Brb checking it out.

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 00:58:15 ID:6R8ZRoJu
>>866
Don't.

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 00:58:37 ID:++R0Er36
Lol.

869 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 01:00:09 ID:4/Mp/J3A
>>867
Why not?

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:00:49 ID:Cs38kSsw
Is it true that you've never had a girlfriend in your life, Mr. Molester?

871 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:03:22 ID:6R8ZRoJu
>>869
There's nothing scarier than reality, you know?

872 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 01:04:16 ID:4/Mp/J3A
>>870
I wish it wasn't true.
>>871
Truth is stranger than fiction... Is that what you're saying?

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:10:27 ID:6R8ZRoJu
>>872
Exactly.
But then again, there's also the saying, pioneers are leaders.

I've changed my mind. Go for it.

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:11:13 ID:Sd+8Et4a
Huh, why does Molester always get so active at night?

875 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 01:13:34 ID:4/Mp/J3A
>>873
Okay.
I'll do it.
>>874
I lie around on my bed → accidentally fall asleep → wake up a few hours later

Usually, this cycle keeps repeating throughout the night.

Also, somehow I always manage to wake up right before the anime I wanted to watch airs. (I'm serious.)

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:16:46 ID:6R8ZRoJu
>>875
Don't think. Feel.

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:17:26 ID:Sd+8Et4a
Seems like your body has gotten used to your otaku lifestyle.
You make it sound like it's something to be proud about, but it's not.
I know what I'm talking about because I've been there.
It's time to quit, Molester.

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:18:42 ID:Cs38kSsw
>>1
Break down your schedule tomorrow into a pie chart and post it here.

879 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 01:23:20 ID:4/Mp/J3A
>>878
If you don't mind an Excel sheet...

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:24:58 ID:kxvrsy3g
It's happening━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!
I wanna see it so badwwwwwww

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:28:14 ID:glJGnMiS
Molester, you need to unlock a co-worker route at your workplace!!

882 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 01:31:17 ID:4/Mp/J3A
>>880
I don't know what you're expecting, but there's nothing particularly interesting about my schedule.

Sleeping takes up about 30%,
kneeling in front of my cell phone takes up 30% too,
shadow seicross another 30%, and school etc. take up the remaining 10%.

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:32:07 ID:pDjaZILT
I want to see that as a pie chart.

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:32:37 ID:xnTWHiDd
Wait.
You're going to go bald if you have too much shadow seicross.

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:34:29 ID:5r5fGrTS
Please teach me how to fix my baldness.

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:34:53 ID:PtUMCzCm
>>884
Baldy detected.

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:39:57 ID:kthGPBEW
I heard guys who are popular among girls have a smelly middle finger.

888 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:42:31 ID:DuU+/JEw
That's way too much shadow seicrosswwwww

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:42:33 ID:glJGnMiS
I have a smelly middle finger between my two big toes. Does that count?

890 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:50:57 ID:gE+gDFd0
I get laid all the time, but my hand smells like onion. What gives?

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 01:55:16 ID:PtUMCzCm
What a lame thread.

892 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 01:58:12 ID:4/Mp/J3A
That was a good final episode.

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:06:19 ID:Z+VMC8Te
Covered in shit

Shit, I would post the accompanying AA too if my access wasn't restricted...

894 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 02:08:02 ID:4/Mp/J3A
>>893
I thought I was the only one watching itw

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:09:46 ID:AF85fZD4
What final episode? I don't know what you're talking about!

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:12:10 ID:kthGPBEW
I have no idea eitherw

897 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:12:19 ID:Z+VMC8Te
Molester, do you watch anime in the live watch threads?
Or do you watch it by yourself?

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:15:56 ID:WLHl7VOQ
Molester, what kind of PC are you using?


899 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 02:17:23 ID:4/Mp/J3A
>>897
By myself.
>>898
I can't. I'd risk revealing my identity if I posted that.

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:18:15 ID:2aT7APnX
>final episode
For a moment, I thought you were talking about this thread.

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:19:16 ID:4Kj04g7u
Molester uses an IBM PC.

902 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:23:59 ID:Z+VMC8Te
>>897
I guess it's true that anime otaku don't watch their anime in live watch threads.
I feel like I've caught a glimpse of how passionate you are about anime, Molester.
A PC that could reveal your identity? What kind of PC would that be!? Σ(゚Д゚;)

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:24:45 ID:gE+gDFd0
Just make sure you get your shit together when you confess your love to her, OP.

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:26:03 ID:AF85fZD4
Oh, he was just talking about some anime's final episode...
Whenever Molester talks about something, it's always anime...

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/21 09:31:39 ID:5ANal3SA
"I love it......... Kasutadon."


Let's go with this.

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:33:10 ID:c+2sz0Gi
By the way, have you read up on anti-stalker measures yet?
You need to seem like you know your stuff when you're picking out self-defense products for them.
You need to pretend like you're worried about her from the bottom of your heart.

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:41:33 ID:1kMQPF3M
>>905 What's going on with the time of this post?

908 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 02:45:01 ID:TgmVNapy
>>906
Pretend? Dude... Give me a bit more credit.


Finally done with assignments. I'm not sleepy at all because I took a nap a few hours ago.
I think I'll make some stew.

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:46:24 ID:prWK75JG
>>908 You can cook?

910 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 02:47:52 ID:TgmVNapy
>>909
You thought I couldn't!?

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:49:01 ID:Jwn09ksR
Who cares if you can cook or not? E-mail Kansai already.

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:49:14 ID:prWK75JG
>>910 Well, yeah.

913 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 02:50:28 ID:jiMKXOgg
Doesn't it make you feel like you're wasting your time
when you cook something elaborate just for yourself?

914 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/21 09:57:42 ID:3zojRgfS
>>912
Well, you're wrong.
>>913
Yeah, I made a soup with lots of ingredients from a recipe once. But that was the first and last time.

Nowadays, I never make anything that takes longer than 10 minutes to prepare.

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 03:13:11 ID:1UVm65Ht
Is it just me or is Molester's post from the near future?


916 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 03:20:05 ID:4KOHu9bm
>>915
More like from the past...
My ID is different too. What is going on with Yahoo BB!? Or is it a problem with VIP?

917 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 03:20:35 ID:4KOHu9bm
Wow, my ID keeps changing.

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 03:22:44 ID:1UVm65Ht
Ah, I didn't look at the date. I'm posting from my cell phone, but my ID has changed too.

Stew (゚3゚)

919 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 04:20:53 ID:OI7ML9MW
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 04:21:51 ID:UlQEdC6Q
VIP is back.

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 04:43:53 ID:40Ijiye4
It's back.

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 04:48:04 ID:SBV6nmXX
Yep, it's back.

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 05:10:40 ID:nzUppv9q
To celebrate the return of VIP, tell us what the shadow seicross part of your schedule looks like in detail.

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 08:38:34 ID:BUc+/tzl
Good moooorning.

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 08:38:35 ID:bPR4B4Iq
Bump.

926 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 08:39:56 ID:kpx2zzs2
Morning.

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 09:05:44 ID:KrUZCM9s
OP finally posts something and no one cares?
Morning, Molester. What are your plans today?

928 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 09:06:59 ID:kpx2zzs2
>>927
>>882, pretty much.

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 09:09:19 ID:KrUZCM9s
>>928
I see...

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 09:16:54 ID:QoAm1ZNx
>>928
That's not good...

931 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 09:20:49 ID:kpx2zzs2
>>930
W-What's not good about it!?
I've already cleaned up my room (as good as I could). What else am I supposed to do besides waiting for an e-mail from them?

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 09:30:23 ID:VCUaTk3o
For shadow seicross to take up 30% of your daily schedule, you'd have to have to be at it for more than 7 hours a dayw

933 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 09:49:24 ID:kpx2zzs2
>>932
No, the percentages in >>882 don't indicate the amount of time I spend on the activities.
It's the amount of energy I spend on each activity. If 100% is the total amount of energy I have in a day, I spend 30% of it on shadow seicross.

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 09:54:35 ID:qVDLbcWI
Molester
Why don't you go to a men's college?

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 09:57:50 ID:VCUaTk3o
Instead of just kneeling in front of your cell phone, try doing a headstand next time.
It feels great.

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 09:58:27 ID:QoAm1ZNx
Don't you have any classes today?

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 10:08:12 ID:7616nsYc
>>933
I get it! You focus all your energy in one point before you shoot your load!
Multilplied by three! Times two!!
There, you've spent more than 200% of your energy on shadow seicross! No wonder so many men go bald.

938 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 10:29:09 ID:kpx2zzs2
>>934
Uho!
>>935
No way. My apartment is so small I'd definitely break something if I tried to do a headstand.
>>936
School starts at 11 am today, but I won't make it.
Guess I'll just come in late... I need to go buy Love-yan, Genshiken and Jump anyway.
>>937
Yeah, when I took a shower earlier, I checked my hands again and again during shampooing,
and found about 10 to 12 loose hairs after each wash.
So it seems like I lose about 40 hairs in total every time I take a shower.

939 : Googled it : 04/11/22 10:40:04 ID:BUc+/tzl
  ◆ Hair growth rate of someone who's going bald     ≒ 0.25mm/day
  ◆ Hair growth of someone who's already gone bald   ≒ 0.15mm/day
  ◆ Beard growth rate             ≒ 0.38mm/day
  ◆ Armpit hair growth rate          ≒ 0.30mm/day
  ◆ Eyebrow growth rate            ≒ 0.18mm/day
  ◆ Pubic hair growth rate           ≒ 0.2mm/day
  ◆ Nail growth rate               ≒ 0.1mm/day
Q: Could it be that you lose more hair in fall...?
A: Most people don't get enough nutrition during the summer and their scalps produce more sweat and grease, providing an ideal environment for bacteria to breed,
  which eventually leads to more hair loss in the fall two to three months later.
Q: How much hair loss is normal in a day?
A: The average person loses an average of 50 to 100 hairs from the head every day. But that doesn't mean you have less hair on your head.
  The hairs on your head follow a predictable cycle of growing (anagen phase), stopping growth (catagen phase) and resting (telogen phase).
  It is when hairs are in a resting phase that they eventually fall out.

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 10:44:12 ID:zpjLn1F3
Yesterday, I heard my wife say the word "Genshiken" for the first time.

It made me hard a little.

941 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 10:52:30 ID:kpx2zzs2
>>939
Ohh, thanks.

While you're at it, could you look up one more thing for me? Why does pubic hair stop growing at a certain length?
I've asked myself this for 20 years now, and never found out.

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 10:56:11 ID:BQfLbl4O
Why would you ask about pubic hair first? Why not, say, eyebrows?

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 10:56:19 ID:FNnggwac
Jesus, posters from the baldness board are so annoying.
Fucking baldies, go back to where you crawled out from.

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 10:59:04 ID:BUc+/tzl
317 Name:VIPPER Date:01/12/08 18:28
But why does pubic hair not just keep growing?

321 Name:249 Date:01/12/08 18:28
>>317
That is an interesting question.

322 Name:VIPPER Date:01/12/08 18:28
>>317
Because it has a shorter growth cycle.

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 11:09:26 ID:zpjLn1F3
>>944
I guess we all think the same way.

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 11:58:05 ID:5ITXYcG6
The threads always slow down when we get close to 950.


947 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:07:28 ID:QoAm1ZNx
If this is 1000, the Kansai route is over.

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:08:10 ID:h7UHBH89
If this is 1000, something new will happen.

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:24:09 ID:9ObHYbqU
I finally get two days off to hang out in the thread, but nothing happens...


Good morning, guys.

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:24:51 ID:9ObHYbqU
Come on, guys. Want me to start the next thread?

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:28:30 ID:9ObHYbqU
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100945531/

There.

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:29:05 ID:9ObHYbqU
Wrong URL.


http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101094072/

Here's the right one.

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:29:08 ID:+bdTs6pS
?? Eh?

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:30:13 ID:+bdTs6pS
>>952 GJ!

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:30:49 ID:9ObHYbqU
>>953
Sorryw


956 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:33:47 ID:9ObHYbqU
............the thread is so deserted right noww

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:34:32 ID:1SJdsOz9
"No. It should be okay as long as you're not a creep yourself."
"I mean, so what if you are an otaku? It's not your hobby that's creepy, nor can it make you a creep. The question is if you were a creep to begin with.
And you're not that creepy, Molester, so I think it's alright."

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 .. :.   ( ´∀`)  < ... is what she says.
     / ̄ヽ/,― 、\ o。。。\________
.:☆   | ||三∪●)三mΕ∃.
.:*    \_.へ--イ\  ゚ ゚ ゚ jug jug strum jug jug strum...
+:..♪.:。゚*.:.(_)(_)     ☆。:.+:
 ☆。:.+::..   ☆:.°+     .. :

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:35:12 ID:1SJdsOz9
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>>952
Thanks.

959 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 12:39:30 ID:fxDI1Qr3
>>952
Thanks.

By the way, I got an e-mail from Miss Understanding in class that said

"About going shopping, would you be free tomorrow?",
so I replied with
"Can't it be the day after tomorrow?",
and it's been an hour or so since then, but she still hasn't replied yet.
What do you guys make of this?

960 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:40:48 ID:+bdTs6pS
She obviously suggested tomorrow because it's a holiday, man.
But the day after tomorrow isn't, so...

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:41:08 ID:BQfLbl4O
For some reason, it feels like Miss Understanding is doing Molester a favor by accompanying him on this shopping trip even though the whole idea is to buy self-defense products for her.

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:42:52 ID:9ObHYbqU
>>959
Why the day after tomorrow?
Go tomorrow! Tomorrow!

Miss Undie probably prefers tomorrow.
That's why she doesn't know what to reply now.

It's not too late.
"Sorry, sorry. I confused the dates.
Tomorrow would be great."

Send this.

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:43:23 ID:/DOxw7bp
>>959
That's hilarious.

964 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 12:46:12 ID:fxDI1Qr3
W-Well, the thing is, I already have plans for tomorrow...
The day after tomorrow would be perfect for me.
And I know from last time that the girls' shifts end in the morning on Wednesday...

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:47:41 ID:9ObHYbqU
>>964
You have plans? Can't be anything important, can it?
Tell us what you have planned.

I'll take back what I said if it's something more important than a threesome date.

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:48:55 ID:1SJdsOz9
>>964
"Miss Kansai says she can't go the day after tomorrow...
Would you mind if it's just you and me?"

What would you do if she replied this?

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:49:47 ID:9ObHYbqU
>>966
The Miss Undie route makes a comeback!

It'd give OP a heart attackw

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:50:58 ID:1OtnWv8R
If OP already had an appointment on Wednesday, I think it's only natural to give priority to it.

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:51:39 ID:+bdTs6pS
It depends on the appointment though.

970 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 12:53:15 ID:fxDI1Qr3
Well, okay, I guess I can post it here. It's not like there are any VIPPERs in my family...

I promised my parents I'd visit them tomorrow.
A one-day trip to my parents' place is a real pain in the ass and all,
but in the last few weeks, I was not only mistaken for a molester, but even made my dad drive all the way here to get me my spare keys.
I really can't back out now...

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:53:50 ID:1OtnWv8R
>>970
Wow, that's actually a perfectly good reason.
Now go start the new thread.

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:54:37 ID:h7UHBH89
Take Miss Undie with you to your parents' place!!

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:54:54 ID:1OtnWv8R
Shit, I should have waited a bit longer.
I wanted to troll OP into starting a duplicate thread, but now I just look like a dumbass!

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:56:01 ID:9ObHYbqU
>>970
Hmm. I take back what I said. Visiting your parents is important...

But instead of not going at all, can't you just go visit them a day later?
They shouldn't mind since you're only postponing your visit...

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:56:05 ID:h7UHBH89
>973
Dumbass!

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:57:54 ID:1OtnWv8R
>>975
。・゚・(ノД`)・゚・。 Bawww, you're a dumbass for calling me a dumbass!

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:57:56 ID:FL+p8ri9
Chances like this are fleeting. There won't be a next time.
Who are you to turn her away twice when she wanted to go up to your room?

978 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 12:58:40 ID:fxDI1Qr3
>>974
My dad has an actual job in Kita-Senju. He's not unemployed.
There's no way he'd have time on a normal weekday.

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:59:17 ID:+bdTs6pS
>>970
You should have mentioned that first.
Visiting your parents takes precedence.

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:01:08 ID:+bdTs6pS
You know, why don't you e-mail Kansai about that?
She might think "Hey, Molester's a nice guy, he cares for his parents. <3".

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:01:57 ID:9ObHYbqU
>>978
So that's why you want to visit them tomorrow since tomorrow is a holiday. I see.
Well, I guess you don't have a choice then.


But if you put it like "I have plans tomorrow.",
Miss Undie and Kansai will think "Gee! And here we thought he actually cares. He's just all talk and no action!",
so maybe you should have explained yourself more.

But if you say it now, it'll sound like an excuse you just made up.

982 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 13:02:25 ID:fxDI1Qr3
>>980
It was Miss Understanding who sent me the e-mail, but you're right...
I kept my reply to Miss Understanding short on purpose
because it was during a lecture and she has an allergy to long e-mails.

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:03:29 ID:+bdTs6pS
Ah, was it from Miss Undie? My bad.

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:06:11 ID:+bdTs6pS
Then how about this?
"Sorry, I couldn't explain myself because I was in a lecture,
but tomorrow I'm planning on yadda yadda"

Send this as a follow-up e-mail.

985 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:07:09 ID:FL+p8ri9
OP still doesn't understand why Miss Understanding said his e-mails were annoying.

986 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 13:10:32 ID:fxDI1Qr3
>>985
Please do enlighten me if you understand even though you're just a bystander.

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:12:22 ID:OJ7RegCE
Yeah, you should send an e-mail and explain why you can't go.
Then, Miss Undie might actually reply this time.

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:13:05 ID:Pgq/Af7Z
I think Molester is silently pissed.

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:13:14 ID:FL+p8ri9
She wasn't annoyed about the length of your e-mails but their content, don't you think?
As long as the content is okay, the length shouldn't matter.

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:14:16 ID:h7UHBH89
If this is 1000, Kansai and I will make love.

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:16:22 ID:OJ7RegCE
I hate Molester for turning them down twice...

992 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 13:16:31 ID:fxDI1Qr3
I personally think she was annoyed because
- I took ages to reply
- my e-mails were long-winded and meaningless
- she simply doesn't like e-mails

It's a combination of these imo.
>>990
Like I'd let you!!

993 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:18:07 ID:h7UHBH89
>992
You're after Kansai now!? Miss Understanding must be crying about now!!

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:19:05 ID:+bdTs6pS
If this is 1000, I'll get my own harem.


995 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:19:59 ID:OJ7RegCE
Kansai and Miss Undie are probably trying to coordinate their schedules right now.
For the day after tomorrow.

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:20:57 ID:OJ7RegCE
996.

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:21:08 ID:3C/XD7s/
Alright then, the 1000 GET belongs to me.
Sorry, Molesterw

998 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:21:33 ID:1SJdsOz9
If this is 1000, Molester and Glasses will go uho!

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:21:36 ID:+bdTs6pS
The last post is mine!
1000

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:21:37 ID:wFS57X6H
If this is 1000, my cold will have disappeared by tomorrow.

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