I got totally mistaken for a molester part 15

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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 15

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:27:52 ID:9ObHYbqU: 1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
　Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
　The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
　And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 14
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100945531/

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>>950 starts the next thread.
2 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:29:34 ID:+bdTs6pS: Crabs!
3 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:44:36 ID:QoAm1ZNx: Crabs.
4 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 12:46:11 ID:1SJdsOz9: つCrab
5 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:03:51 ID:FL+p8ri9: Crab tempura.
6 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 13:26:07 ID:fxDI1Qr3: >>1
Thanks.
Ahh, school is such a pain in the ass.
7 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:40:17 ID:zpjLn1F3: >>1
Crabs.

Looks like the last thread ended while I was afk for a bit.
I'm sure Miss Undie is just too busy to reply right now.

Wait a little longer.
8 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 13:45:39 ID:atHVSSyN: I feel a vibration on my thigh!!
9 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 13:46:31 ID:atHVSSyN: But I can't check my cell phone during this lecture!!!
10 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:47:03 ID:/DOxw7bp: >>8
Place it between your legs.
11 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:50:12 ID:aAhVpSnX: Hey, guys, I went on a trip with my girlfriend for a few days, but instead of having seicross, we had a huge fight,
and I've been buried under a mountain of work since Monday. But hey, at least, I'm back.
Can anyone tell me why there's no summary of part 13 on the summary site?

Oh crap, I'm getting another annoying phone call... Someone please sum up what I missed in the last few days while I take this call...
12 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 13:50:33 ID:atHVSSyN: >>10
I tried making my controller vibrate continuously with unlimited combos in RPGs, I even tried vacuum cleaners and electric massagers,
but I never got what's supposed to be so good about vibration masturbation. What am I doing wrong?
13 : Osai ◆n.ef.bYbYo : 04/11/22 13:56:53 ID:1KQoEQXB: I've read up to part 5. Never expected this thread to get this far. I admit I thought OP was samefagging at first. （*ﾟ∀ﾟ）=3 Haha-
I'm too lazy to read the rest, so I figured I'll just leave a post here.

And I brought some drinks with me.
つt[VIP]~t[VIP]~t[VIP]~t[VIP]~t[VIP]~t[VIP]~t[VIP]~t[VIP]~
14 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 13:58:52 ID:/DOxw7bp: >>12
If we're going to be honest, I don't get it either.
Though, in your case, I think you're just desensitized from all that masturbation.
15 : Osai ◆n.ef.bYbYo : 04/11/22 14:00:07 ID:1KQoEQXB: As far as vibration is concerned, one-cylinder-four-stroke-engine bikes are said to be best.
I hear they're especially popular among women...
16 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 14:14:00 ID:fxDI1Qr3: I wanna check my cell phone!!!

I'll cry if it turns out to be an e-mail from mom though.
17 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 14:14:50 ID:1SJdsOz9: >>16
Ah, sorry if I got your hopes up. The e-mail's from me.
18 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 14:16:33 ID:q2OIG2aD: >>16
I'm 90% sure it's from your mom.
19 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 14:20:11 ID:atHVSSyN: It's okay, I feel like the ghost Muneo that lives in my cell phone is telling me that it's not from mom.
20 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 14:23:19 ID:eNp/33Xb: If you can browse 2ch on a PC, shouldn't you be able to quickly check your cell phone too?
21 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 14:23:54 ID:q2OIG2aD: >>19
Sender: Mom
Subject: You're not skipping classes again, are you?
Body: When are you coming tomorrow?
22 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 14:24:32 ID:q2OIG2aD: Why do moms always switch to polite language when they write an e-mail?
23 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 14:25:57 ID:atHVSSyN: >>22
Because they don't get that

E-mail ≠ Letter.

No one uses casual language in a letter.
24 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 14:28:23 ID:zpjLn1F3: And then it turns out that it's from your dad.
25 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 14:31:09 ID:atHVSSyN: >>24
I doubt that...
Which reminds me, e-mails from dad are usually in casual language.
He must have learned it from talking to hostesses or something.
26 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 14:32:07 ID:zpjLn1F3: >>25
Your dad is a man amongst men.
27 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 14:53:24 ID:q2OIG2aD: >>25
Guess it's the same in every familyw
28 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 14:57:53 ID:atHVSSyN: >>26-27
Well, my family is definitely a bit dysfunctional...
But yeah, I'm sure he does stuff like that.
29 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 15:01:50 ID:XFAISAbh: 　
30 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 15:18:31 ID:C/pPcrtG: How can you post here if you can't check your cell phone?

Or are you having class in a PC lab?
31 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 15:50:35 ID:JtvURPLh: I've been wondering, do you really keep snakes, Molester?
32 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 16:13:08 ID:KigHzpHl: Is it just me or is Molester getting uppity now that he's running out of things to post about?
33 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 16:18:23 ID:aQqOVuFe: You still haven't checked your cell phone?
34 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 16:42:06 ID:4vMpPyJp: >>31
I don't see why he would lie about that...

Seeing how he stopped posting, I guess he's in a class without PCs now, huh?
35 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 16:54:27 ID:UmkC7axZ: This thread gets so extremely slow at certain times of the day. Shouldn't we have kept Pork Cutlet and co. around?
36 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 17:00:17 ID:9zX1vi+F: +　　　+
　 ∩＿∩ 　+
　（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・）　ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
　（0ﾟつ旦O +
　と＿_）__）　+
37 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 17:01:10 ID:1SJdsOz9: >>35
If you want that kind of thread, you should just head to the single men or loser men boards. There's plenty of them.
38 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 17:30:54 ID:eNp/33Xb: So, who was it from? I'd really like to know. Or are we supposed to guess?
39 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 17:37:50 ID:kNi3NDeZ: The Pork Cutlet thread is pretty dead right now too anyway.
40 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:28:20 ID:QoAm1ZNx: Molester still not back?
41 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 18:35:34 ID:kpx2zzs2: Oh, sorry, guys, I was roaming around town, hither, thither, to and fro, chasing a luminous point in the night sky that had twinkled at me for just a sliver of a second,
when the brightly illuminated letters "Soy Sauce Ramen 380 yen" suddenly burned themselves into my retinas,
leaving me with no choice but to try them out.

As for the taste, well, it was exactly the same as the soy sauce ramen I had in a Chinese restaurant called "Hiryuu" back in my hometown.
My guess is that they use the same instant ramen flavor.
I have no doubt that whoever is producing that magic powder is the spearhead of the Dark Cooking Society
that is hell-bent on ruining Japanese ramen for good.

I wonder why they went after soy sauce ramen in the first place. Salt and soy sauce flavored ramen aren't very intensive in flavor,
but even amateurs should be able to tell the difference between real ramen and instant ramen from the taste and smell of the broth...
Miso ramen flavor should be a lot easier to fake with cheap ingredients, which is why fancier cup ramen usually have miso flavor.
42 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:39:05 ID:C4x7DWzF: Why do you always get so passionate when it comes to ramen?
43 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 18:39:21 ID:kpx2zzs2: Anyways, I believe that instant ramen flavor is a magic powder that damages your taste receptors and was introduced by people who have something against Japanese ramen...
I suggest that we immediately stop producing/importing it.
But I'm afraid that it'll be backed by withering old people who have long destroyed their taste buds with alcohol and cigarettes,
and eventually conquer the world of Japanese ramen, thus leading it to its downfall. Watch out for the magical powder, guys.

Ah, you must be wondering what happened to the luminous point I was chasing. It was probably a UFO.
You know, maybe it wasn't just a coincidence that I stumbled on that ramen sign while chasing the UFO.
Maybe there is a connection between the UFO and the Dark Cooking Society...

I dare you to go down this rabbit hole. But remember, dig too deep and you'll be digging your own grave.
44 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:41:18 ID:4vMpPyJp: I can see you don't want to talk about it, but...

What about the e-mail?
45 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 18:42:46 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>44
Well... Yeah... It was from her.
But, you see... I replied to it and she still hasn't replied yet...
46 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:43:20 ID:1OtnWv8R: >>Molester
I think your ability to go on and on about something so mundane is a strong asset if used right.
I think it's a talent in its own right.
47 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:44:59 ID:4vMpPyJp: What did you write her?

Also, I lol'd at "hither, thither, to and fro".
48 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:46:56 ID:C4x7DWzF: Well, if someone sent me an e-mail about conspiracy theories involving ramen, I wouldn't know what to reply either.

Ramen enthusiasts might like it though. (・∀・)
49 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:47:54 ID:1SJdsOz9: To be honest, you can make soy sauce ramen soup even out of pork thighbones. I don't see what the big deal is.
50 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:49:44 ID:eNp/33Xb: >>45
Just tell us what happened!
51 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 18:51:14 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>46
Thank you. It's a pretty useless talent though...
But you know how people love to throw around phrases like "Everyone was born with a talent!" and "Everyone was born for a reason!" etc.?
I don't like how it implies that your talent has to be something positive and useful.
It's an idealistic way of thinking that automatically rejects the existence of lesser talents like
"the talent to spit really far" or "the talent to pick your nose without being seen by anyone" etc. Sigh...
>>47
Her reply was
"Do you have something planned for tomorrow?".
I figured, there's no way I can tell her "I'm going to my parents' place to apologize because I've caused my parents a lot of trouble what with getting mistaken for a molester and so on",
and even if I simply replied "I'm going to my parents' place.",
she might hear from Kansai that my dad came to give me my keys and end up thinking "It's my fault...", which would be bad...

So I replied

"I'm going to the movies tomorrow. I guess the day after tomorrow doesn't work for you?"

and now I'm still waiting for a reply.
52 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:53:18 ID:pAWurzhE: Why make up a lie about going to the movies when you could have just said that you're going to pay your parents a visit?
53 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:53:22 ID:1SJdsOz9: Whoawwwwwwww
Bad movewwwwwwwww
54 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:53:45 ID:JtvURPLh: Oh, come on, you can't be fucking serious YO.
55 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:53:48 ID:h7UHBH89: Should have just been honest...
56 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 18:54:51 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>49
You could fake any ramen flavor with simple ingredients if you wanted, but I doubt it would taste as good...
>>53
Yeah, I agree.
I overthought again.
57 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:55:37 ID:55/AvivI: >>51
"He goes to the movies alone....................................................................................creep. (in a very small voice)

Did you forget? She knows that you don't have any friends.
58 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:56:25 ID:LZc8q+CR: If you only put half the brain power into writing e-mails that you do into writing those ramen posts...
59 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:56:48 ID:+OWhWQHy: Here's a word of advice, Molester:

Tell her the truth.
60 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:57:39 ID:pAWurzhE: I'm guessing OP uses different parts of his brain for his ramen posts and his e-mails.
61 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 18:57:43 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>57
I've never said it to Miss Understanding directly, but she must have overheard when Kansai was making fun of me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHahya
62 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 18:58:30 ID:LZc8q+CR: Let me give you a word of advice too:

Don't lie if you suck at it.
63 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:04:40 ID:OJ7RegCE: That doesn't even make remotely sense.
You should have simply said you're going to your parents' place.
Imagine asking someone out for shopping,
and getting turned down with "I'm going to the movies.".
And aren't you the one who suggested going shopping for self-defense products in the first place?
Besides, going to the movies alone isn't an appointment. You can go to the movies any day of the week.
You only have classes three days a week... What the fuck...
64 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:06:03 ID:7obz/MUh: I guess this is how human relations and relationships start going south.
This thread is teaching us a valuable lesson right now.
That lie was completely unnecessary, OP.
65 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 19:06:04 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>62
I'll take it to heart...

Just in case they ask me which movie, is there a sold out movie that happens to be premiering tomorrow?
66 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:06:15 ID:+OWhWQHy: It's going shopping (spending time with other people) vs. going to the movies alone (enjoying himself alone).
Molester picks the latter of course because he's Molester Man.
67 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:07:10 ID:55/AvivI: 　　　　
　　　　Nothing can come between Molester and his plans tomorrow.
68 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:07:14 ID:OJ7RegCE: It'd be awesome if they replied something like
"What are you watching? Mind if we join you?"
now.
69 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:07:45 ID:oECuzn4L: Everyone's picking on Molesterw
In b4 Miss Undie replies with this:

"You'd rather go to the movies than go shopping with me? (in a very small voice)"
70 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:07:53 ID:1OtnWv8R: >>65
It's not premiering tomorrow, but Howl's Moving Castle had its premiere the other day.
But why did you say you're going to the movies? What's so embarrassing about going to your parents' place?
71 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:09:49 ID:oECuzn4L: There's always the option to make it obvious that you're lying in order to bait them into asking about the real reason, you know?
72 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:10:06 ID:OJ7RegCE: Well, well, what's done is done.
We need to think about what to do next.
Even if OP tells them the truth now, it'll just sound like he made it up...
73 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:10:19 ID:fWuXfxVL: I'd understand if it was OP's "Just bought some pork～w" e-mail, but Miss Undie not replying to
"I'm going to the movies tomorrow. I guess the day after tomorrow doesn't work for you?"
is just plain weird... Am I going to get clobbered by white knight VIPPERs now?
74 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 19:10:28 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>70
Please read >>51.
75 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:11:49 ID:1OtnWv8R: >>74
Oh, sorry, must have missed that. But if that was your reasoning, it's all the more reason to stick to the truth.
Miss Undie really isn't the kind of person to get suspicious and ask all kinds of questions.
76 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 19:12:51 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>75
Maybe no questions, but she does seem a bit mentally unstable...
77 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:12:52 ID:55/AvivI: Years ago, I asked a friend out to the movies, but he said "I'm watching it with my parents" and turned me down on the spot. That hurt. (´ー｀) I think it was "Spirited Away".

But well, I guess, when you're an adult, filial piety is important too.
78 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:12:54 ID:OJ7RegCE: You should e-mail Kansai and ask her to help you out.
Tell her you lied to Miss Undie and don't know what to do.
79 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:13:06 ID:+OWhWQHy: 　　　　　　Yes, OP fucked up. Can we now please talk about what to do next??
80 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:14:21 ID:aAhVpSnX: >>76
You seem more mentally unstable to me with your liesw
81 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:14:42 ID:OJ7RegCE: Tell Kansai the truth (that you didn't want Miss Undie to think it was her fault etc.).
If you ask Kansai to help you out, I'm sure she'll explain it to Miss Undie in a way she'll understand.
Otherwise, you'll leave a really bad impression with this going-to-the-movies stunt.
82 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:15:31 ID:aQqOVuFe: Kansai: "He sent this e-mail because he wants you to ask him if you can join him, you know～?"
Miss Undie: "......eh～?"

Maybe.
83 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:15:56 ID:HFssWwYz: Going to the movies >>>>>>>>> Kansai and Miss Understanding
is what they're thinking now.
84 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:16:13 ID:+OWhWQHy: "What movie did you watch?"
↓
Say Howl's
↓
Read up on "Let's review Howl's Moving Castle even though we haven't watched it"
http://news18.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/anime/1101024058/l50

This should do.
85 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:17:08 ID:55/AvivI: It really depends on whether Miss Undie is free the day after tomorrow too or not. If she is, she won't really mind.

But if she's not......................................................my condolences. (in a very small voice)
86 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:17:50 ID:1SJdsOz9: >>82
I doubt that.
They won't think that OP is going to the movies alone.
Even Kansai probably doesn't really believe that OP doesn't have a single friend.
87 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 19:19:12 ID:kpx2zzs2: I bet Miss Understanding has told Kansai about it already since they were going to come along together...
88 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:19:26 ID:TYpSjo9D: Molester, send an SOS e-mail to Kansai.
89 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:20:26 ID:JoQueBo7: Why don't you give Kansai a call?
She might be able to get you out of this mess.
Make sure to tell her that you turned her down because you can't tell Miss Undie the truth
since you caused your parents trouble by getting mistaken for a molester,
and that you prefer'd a different day anyway because you'd like to take your time checking out the self-defense products.
Make her promise not to tell any of it to Miss Undie.
Then, ask her if the day after tomorrow is an option.
90 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:21:56 ID:1SJdsOz9: >>89
Is it a good idea to talk about Miss Understanding behind her back though?
91 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:22:12 ID:XtBAYnnr: I'm guessing that Miss Undie will soon write to Kansai
"Mr. Molester says he's going to the movies tomorrow.".
And Kansai will be like
"But he doesn't have any friends. Is he going alone? He turned down two beautiful women to go to the movies alone?"
because she'll be confused by OP's decision.

So she'll probably send OP an e-mail asking
"Are you going to the movies alone!?"

Now, if you want to stick to your lie, reply
"Today is Married Couples' Day and since tomorrow is a holiday too,
I figured I'd take my parents to the movies. You know I've caused them a lot of trouble lately.
I'm getting my pay soon, so I'm planning on treating them to dinner too.".

This should be perfect.
92 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:22:17 ID:OJ7RegCE: Yeah, Kansai definitely knows already.
Right now, she must be thinking
Going to the movies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kansai and Miss Understanding.
I think Kansai deserves to know the truth, at least.
Tell her that you don't want Miss Understanding to think "Maybe it's my fault...".
93 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:22:57 ID:+OWhWQHy: Thing is, why does Kansai have to save Molester's ass

when he got himself into this mess all by himself?

At least, that's what I'd think if I was Kansaiww
94 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 19:23:14 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>89
Ahh... But I wouldn't know how to bring it up...
Btw, I feel like she hasn't replied yet because she's still at work.

Besides, I don't feel all that great right now because of that mass-produced ramen I had earlier. Maybe I should go to my favorite ramen place...
But I've already spent a lot of money today...
95 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:24:57 ID:OJ7RegCE: Why not send Kansai an e-mail and ask her if you can call her?
She won't reply if she's working anyway.
But well, only if you want to do something about this, that is...
96 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:24:59 ID:aAhVpSnX: Send "I lied about going to the movies. I'm actually going to my favorite ramen place." to Miss Undie.

Btw, where is your favorite ramen place?
Tell us the nearest train station, at least.
97 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:26:32 ID:1SJdsOz9: >>91
Would they really come to that conclusion that easily?
Whatever Molester told us or them,
you'd normally assume that he does have a friend or two to go to the movies with.
"What if he's got a date with a different beautiful woman instead of us two beautiful women?"
would be the normal conclusion.

They don't know Molester well enough to make assumptions about the size of his circle of friends.
98 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:28:12 ID:+OWhWQHy: >>97
>"What if he's got a date with a different beautiful woman instead of us two beautiful women?"
>would be the normal conclusion.

No way, it's Molester we're talking about herew
99 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:28:38 ID:OJ7RegCE: Yeah, no way.
100 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:31:24 ID:JoQueBo7: >>94
Just be normal.
Send her this about half an hour after her shift:
"Hello. You must be tired from work.
Sorry for tomorrow.
[INSERT EXCUSE]
But don't tell Miss Undie. I don't want her to feel bad."
Something along these lines.
101 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:31:38 ID:55/AvivI: I bet they were a bit pissed when OP told them he can't go tomorrow.

Like "Should have told us when we went to his place or yesterday.".
102 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 19:31:43 ID:kpx2zzs2: Okay, got it. I'll try calling her at 8pm. She'll probably still be at work though.
103 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:32:34 ID:LZc8q+CR: I think you should tell Kansai about your lie and the reason you lied.
104 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:33:44 ID:+OWhWQHy: Why would you tell Kansai? Tell Miss Undie.
105 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:35:48 ID:P+VSV00Q: Going to the movies is a shitty reason, don't you think?
106 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:38:41 ID:3C/XD7s/: Wait a second. Shouldn't you wait for Miss Understanding to contact you first?
Wouldn't calling Kansai before that just make things more complicated?

It's about an appointment that is set for tomorrow, so no matter how long it takes,
you're bound to get a reply from Miss Understanding or Kansai sometime today.
I'm sure Miss Understanding is only taking so long to reply because she's either too busy
or hasn't had a chance to discuss it with Kansai yet. Don't do anything hasty.

Don't pile lies over lies.
107 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:40:47 ID:YdX/GSRH: First, you didn't let them into your room.
And now you lied to them even though it wasn't necessary.
It's amazing how you managed to make the wrong choice twice in a row.

If you want a girlfriend, throw away your weird ego,
and put in more effort. Put in a lot more effort.
108 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:41:57 ID:1SJdsOz9: >>106
This.
Even if OP told Kansai the truth now, it'd just sound like an excuse.
109 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:43:28 ID:55/AvivI: But if OP knows he can't go tomorrow, what's wrong about contacting Kansai and apologizing to her?
110 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:43:52 ID:OJ7RegCE: No one said anything about piling lies over lies.
He's supposed to tell the truth to Kansai, is all.
If he doesn't do something before Miss Understanding replies "I see. I guess our schedules just don't match.",
he's getting the "Going to the movies >>>>> Kansai and Miss Undie" end for sure.
111 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:44:45 ID:QoAm1ZNx: Molester has this tendency to come on too strong when he shouldn't and to pull back when he should.
112 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:45:47 ID:+OWhWQHy: Why should he tell Kansai?
He'll just end up getting on Kansai's nerves.

Learn to wipe your own butt, Molester!

Explaining it to Kansai won't solve anything.
113 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:48:14 ID:1SJdsOz9: Going to the movies >>>>> Kansai and Miss Undie
↑
Would they really think this though?
If you already had an appointment, it's only natural to give precedence to it.
114 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:48:51 ID:OJ7RegCE: >>112
He doesn't want Miss Understanding to think it's her fault that he's going to his parents' place...
It might get on Kansai's nerves, but at least there won't be a misunderstanding(?).
It's definitely better than having them think that he's going to the movies.

Well, it's true that it won't solve anything though.
But he should tell her anyway. It's not like there's anything else he could talk to her about.
115 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:49:27 ID:3C/XD7s/: >>110
He should contact Kansai and ask her about Miss Understanding instead.
In case Miss Understanding is disappointed, or having a hard time to find a day that works for everyone,
he could write something like
"The real reason I can't go tomorrow is because yadda yadda, but I didn't know how to tell Miss Understanding,
so I told her I'm going to the movies. She's not too disappointed, is she?".
116 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:51:15 ID:QoAm1ZNx: Even if she's mentally unstable, would she really get suspicious just because OP's going to his parents' place?
117 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:52:03 ID:HFssWwYz: >>113
Yeah, but OP doesn't have any friendsw
They think he's going to the movies aloneww Pfffhahahawww
118 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:52:15 ID:OJ7RegCE: >>116
She wouldn't... Molester should have just told the truth...
I wonder how he's going to get out of this mess now...
119 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:53:24 ID:1SJdsOz9: It doesn't take much for mentally unstable people to get suspicious thoughw
120 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:54:33 ID:+OWhWQHy: >>115
1. Kansai: "Ask her yourself, you coward."
2. Kansai: "Yeah, she's disappointed～ But I'm not going to help you make up with her."
3. Kansai: "No, she's not～ Don't give yourself too much creditw"

4. Kansai: "Why are you asking me?"
121 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 19:56:15 ID:kpx2zzs2: Hehehe... So, do I call her or not?
122 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:56:21 ID:3C/XD7s/: >>120
Considering Kansai's character, I'd say 2 or 3.
I don't think she'll react like in 1 if OP lets her in on the real reason.
As for 4, I believe that OP hasn't gotten far enough in the Kansai route yet to get a response like that.
123 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:57:06 ID:55/AvivI: >>121
If you want to fix your mistake, why not?
124 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:58:01 ID:JoQueBo7: If someone invites you to something and you have to turn them down, isn't it normal to call or e-mail them to apologize?
And while you're at it, you could tell them the real reason.
I wouldn't recommend calling now though because you might end up switching to your creepy answering machine mode again.
125 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:58:07 ID:LZc8q+CR: If, for example, a friend of mine found out that something is troubling me, and we had the following conversation:
"You seem to be having a hard time. Let's go out for a drink and talk about it. Let me know when you're free.",
"I'm free this Saturday."
"This Saturday is bad, I'm having guests over this Friday."
"Then how about the weekend after that?"
"Nope, I'm going to the movies that weekend. Can't we meet on a weekday?"
I don't know about Miss Understanding,
but I'd get the impression that he's not really worried about me
and I wouldn't feel like telling him anything anymore.
126 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:58:18 ID:+OWhWQHy: >>121
Tell Miss Understanding the truth directly instead of calling Kansai.
127 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 19:58:40 ID:OJ7RegCE: >>120
1. Molester: "I can't because I'm a coward."
2. Molester: "Okay, I'm heading to her place now."
3. Molester: "Ehh, sorry... I thought we were friends."

4. Molester: "Because I love you."

I'm so bored...
128 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:00:39 ID:QoAm1ZNx: >>127
Molester could never pull off 4.
Because he's a coward.
129 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 20:01:10 ID:WMQ/85ch: +　　　+
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　（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・）　ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
　（0ﾟつ旦O +
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130 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:01:33 ID:P+VSV00Q: >>121
There's no need to, but do it for the thread anyway.
131 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:01:58 ID:+OWhWQHy: The relationship between Molester and Miss Understanding & Kansai

is somewhere between strangers and friendsww
132 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:02:49 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>125
Now that you put it like that, I guess I am not being very helpful right now...
You know what, I'm going to call Kansai now and explain everything to her, and I don't care if it sounds like an excuse. Then, I'll ask her for advice.

Though, I'll probably get her voicemail if I call her now.
I won't leave a message this time though. I'll wait for her to call me back instead.
133 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:06:09 ID:+OWhWQHy: >>132
That's a pretty pathetic move if you ask me,

but calling Kansai is always good for the thread.
134 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:06:58 ID:kpx2zzs2: Why is it that whenever I assume she's at work, she's not?
135 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:07:05 ID:9ObHYbqU: Oh. Looks like you made some progress while I was at work.

Sorry for slowpoking, but............
I can't believe you used going to the movies as an excuse...... Dude.
You could have used anything. Anything would have been better than going to the movies.

I don't care if you call Miss Undie directly, or use Kansai as a cushion, just make sure you tell them the truth.
136 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:07:25 ID:9ObHYbqU: >>134
Did she answer the phone?
137 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:07:26 ID:55/AvivI: Leaving 10 silent messages on her voicemail would be even better for the thread.
138 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:07:54 ID:55/AvivI: It's happening━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!
Or is it?
139 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:08:16 ID:LZc8q+CR: >>134
Don't fuck it up.
But seeing how you were calm enough to post that, you should be finew
140 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:10:38 ID:kpx2zzs2: It's all well that ends well.
141 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:11:01 ID:QoAm1ZNx: I can't wait to see how Kansai will reactw
142 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:11:37 ID:9ObHYbqU: >>140
Please elaborate.
143 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:12:07 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>141
Pretty normal, actually.
I'm glad I called her.
144 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:12:39 ID:4vMpPyJp: Give us details.
145 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:12:46 ID:9ObHYbqU: >>143
Hurry up and give us a report.
146 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:12:47 ID:OJ7RegCE: Molester seems to be in a slightly better mood now.
147 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:13:07 ID:55/AvivI: That's good to hear.
>>143
Please elaborate.
148 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:14:36 ID:OjxG3C4F: +　　　+
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　（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・）　ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
　（0ﾟつ旦O +
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149 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:16:40 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>142
Well, here it is:

I was browsing the thread with the receiver to my ear because I was sure she wouldn't answer my call anyway...
rustle rustle
"Yes, hello?"
"Ah?"
"Hello?"
"Huh? Aren't you at work?"
"..............................you called knowing that I'd be at work?"
"Eh? So you are at work? Sorry! I'll call again later!!"
"Ah!! Wait, wait!! I'm not! I'm not at work!!"
"Huh? You're not?"
"If I was at work, I wouldn't have been able to answer any calls."
"Right."
"So you can't go tomorrow?"

As I thought, she already knows about it!!
150 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:17:30 ID:9ObHYbqU: >>149
Yeah. Keep going just like that.
151 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:17:38 ID:55/AvivI: >>149
Of course, she knows about itw
152 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 20:18:11 ID:WMQ/85ch: It's here━━━━━━（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・）━━━━━━ !!
153 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:19:59 ID:+OWhWQHy: >>149
And then? And then? And then?
154 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:20:24 ID:kpx2zzs2: "Ahh... Right. Did you hear it from Miss Understanding?"
"Yep, yep. So why not tomorrow? You gotta work?"

Looks like she doesn't know all of it yet.

"What did Miss Understanding tell you?"
"She e-mailed me asking if I'm free the day after tomorrow because you can't go tomorrow.
I replied already, but she's working today, so I still haven't gotten a reply yet."
"I see..."
"Yeah. So?"
".............................."
".............................."

I had missed my window of opportunity to explain myself.
The silence made me panic and I frantically looked for help in the thread until >>89 caught my eyes.
While I was reading the post, the silence continued.
155 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:21:14 ID:55/AvivI: Please no blueballing. (;´Д｀) pant pant
156 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 20:22:28 ID:WMQ/85ch: pant pant...
157 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:22:50 ID:OJ7RegCE: Faster, faster!
158 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:23:40 ID:+OWhWQHy: Hurry up or I'm gonna-
159 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:24:13 ID:kpx2zzs2: "..............................what's wrong?"
"..............................are you okay?"

I'm fucking great♪

"..............................I'm okay."
"..................glad to hear that."

It's one of those awkward silences you get from time to time. And it was on me to break it.

"Umm... Looks like Miss Understanding hasn't told you yet, but I told her I can't go because I'm going to the movies."
"Really? What are you gonna watch? Howl's?"
"No, it was just an excuse."
"Wha?"
"Well, the truth is, I promised my parents I'd come visit them tomorrow."
"So!? I can't follow you."
"You see, I caused them all kinds of trouble lately and............"
Just when I was about to explain, she said
"Ah, ah, ah... Yes, yes, yes. I get it, I get it."

Did she really get it?
160 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:25:10 ID:aAhVpSnX: >>159
That's Kansai for ya, a woman who's sharp and sensitive.
I wish she was a VIPPER.
161 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:25:24 ID:55/AvivI: She must have remembered how you had your dad bring you your spare key.
162 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:25:34 ID:23pdQYwb: Very entertaining threadw
163 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 20:25:41 ID:WMQ/85ch: Kansai's mind is sharp as razor!!
164 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:25:43 ID:OJ7RegCE: Lol. Glad to hear that.
165 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:26:48 ID:9ObHYbqU: So you got Kansai to figure it out without actually telling her.

That's clever.
166 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:26:59 ID:SBV6nmXX: Kansai must have read about it here because she's a VIPPERw
167 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:27:35 ID:QoAm1ZNx: Kansai is a wizardw
168 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:28:51 ID:+OWhWQHy: Kansai must be lurking somewhere in this threadwww
169 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:29:21 ID:8SoKbWrn: Kansai, raise your hand if you're here.
170 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:29:43 ID:kpx2zzs2: "And it's kinda difficult to tell her, you know?"
"I know, I know, I know."
"So you understand now?"
"Yep, I understand now."

Seems like she did.

"So yeah, I made up the movies excuse on the spot without thinking ahead,
while the real reason is that I'd already promised to visit my parents.
I mean I could go with you guys tomorrow if I have to, but I'd much rather go on a different day..."
"......and what do you want me to do about it?"

Damn, she's quick on the uptake...

"Well, this is already the second time I had to turn her down even though it was my idea in the first place.
That's why, if she's mad at me, I thought you could, you know, as a mediator..."
"Apologize to her for you?"
"Apologize to her for me."

I was glad we were on the phone because I wouldn't have been able to look her in the eye.
171 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:29:54 ID:23pdQYwb: Am I the only one who feels like Molester is being baited?
172 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:30:35 ID:QoAm1ZNx: Kansai expects and anticipates everything.
173 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:30:41 ID:55/AvivI: >>170
Good going, Kansai.
174 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:31:02 ID:SBV6nmXX: She's so smart. She's perfect in every way.
175 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 20:31:13 ID:WMQ/85ch: >"......and what do you want me to do about it?"

She's driven Molester into a cornerw
176 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:31:31 ID:aAhVpSnX: If she says "You fucking retard" now, it's confirmed that she's a 2channer.
177 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:31:49 ID:+OWhWQHy: Kansai: "Apologize to her yourself."
178 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:32:14 ID:OJ7RegCE: Kansai is probably really good at mediating and things that require empathy.
Unlike Molesterw
179 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:33:09 ID:55/AvivI: I wonder if Kansai still feels like she owes him something...
180 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:33:17 ID:8SoKbWrn: Maybe you should just take your parents to the moviesw
181 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:33:48 ID:OjxG3C4F: >"I've caused my parents a lot of trouble what with getting mistaken for a molester and so on"

I had no idea about this. orz
I didn't know that OP's parents knew about it. And I didn't know that Kansai knew that OP's parents knew about it.
182 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:34:19 ID:3C/XD7s/: >>178
Molester is unpredictable. You never know what he might pull next.
But Kansai has shown again and again that she can handle his unpredictability.

Molester should really hang on to Kansai and treat her well.
183 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:35:15 ID:kpx2zzs2: "Well, okay. You owe me one then, Molester."
"I'll make sure to treat you to something this time."
"Aussie beef?"
"Aussie beef."
"Anyways, Miss Understanding's shift ends at 10pm. I'll talk to her for you then, okay?"
"You're a lifesaver."

I forgot to mention this, but it sounded a lot like she was in a karaoke bar.

"Ah, hold on, Loli wants to talk to you!"
"Eh?"
"Hello! Long time no speak!!"
"Ah, it's been a long time."
"Kansai and I are karaokeing right now!"
"Ah, sure sounds like it."
"It's boring with just the two of us, so why don't you join us, Mr. Molester!?"
"No, no! I couldn't possibly!"
"Why not? Come on!!"

This girl seems like a different person every time I talk to her. Today, she seemed drunk.
184 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:35:27 ID:JoQueBo7: "Well, I feel bad for turning her down even though it was my idea in the first place."
would have been enough.
Kansai said she already got it. You didn't have to spell it out.
185 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:36:18 ID:CrWpEdI/: Go for it!
186 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:36:37 ID:55/AvivI: 　　　IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!

Though I suppose OP didn't go since he's still here talking to us. (´･ω･｀)
187 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:36:45 ID:JoQueBo7: What a waste!
188 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:37:16 ID:23pdQYwb: In b4 group seicrossssssssssssssssss
189 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:38:02 ID:OJ7RegCE: Nice, Molester!! But you could have treated her to something at the karaoke bar.
I can't believe you didn't accept such a nice offer... orz
Hang in there, Molester.
190 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:38:43 ID:8SoKbWrn: If you want to treat her to something, go pay her karaoke bill.
191 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:38:49 ID:kpx2zzs2: "No, no, no! I really couldn't."
"Hmm... Too bad. I'm giving the phone back to Kansai."

Change Mantis.

"What did she tell you?"
"Huh, what? Nothing?"
"We decided to drop by a karaoke bar on our way home from a university club get-together."
"Eh? You two go to the same university!?"
"Didn't I tell you?"

No, you didn't.

"Well, anyways, I'll talk to Miss Understanding for you, okay?"
"That'd be great."
"Bye bye."

And that's how the call went.
192 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:39:02 ID:+OWhWQHy: In Molester's voice...

"You coward!!!! How cowardly can you be..."
193 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:39:19 ID:JoQueBo7: Just goooo!
194 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:40:10 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>181
When I told my parents what happened (I didn't tell them everything), they came all the way over to my place.
They were like
"You caused trouble to someone else's child!?".

If there's one thing I can't stand, it's karaoke.
I just can't.
195 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 20:41:33 ID:WMQ/85ch: 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ⊂⊃
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196 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:42:21 ID:55/AvivI: I wonder why... it makes me so sad... to read about people outside of the family restaurant squad in Molester's report...
University club, huh...
197 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:42:29 ID:SBV6nmXX: >>194
I can't stand karaoke either...
I know what you mean, OP. ･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
198 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:42:51 ID:JoQueBo7: All you have to do to survive a karaoke event is get completely drunk,
sing one song while completely drunk, and then have fun for the rest of the night.
199 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:43:14 ID:w1vCov0S: >>194
Let me guess. You can only sing anime songs, huh?
200 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 20:43:51 ID:WMQ/85ch: AH AH AH LIIOONS♪
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201 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:44:46 ID:OJ7RegCE: >>194
I wanted you to go, but I can't stand karaoke either...
As soon as I hear my own voice, I can't sing anymore... I wonder why.
It's weird because if it's just me and a friend, I can sing without any problems.
That's why I can only go to karaoke if it's with a close friend.　orz
202 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:44:50 ID:kpx2zzs2: If you've never had a problem with karaoke, you won't understand my problem no matter how I explain it.
I just can't sing in front of others.
I've never had a problem holding a cockroach with my bare hands and never understood why others can't.
It's probably like that. It's useless to try to understand it.
203 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:45:02 ID:+OWhWQHy: Have you never watched Hey! Hey! Hey! Music Champ!?

So many people who can't sing for shit are singing there in front of an audience on TV.

Grow some balls, Molester.
204 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:46:32 ID:kNi3NDeZ: I wish I could go in OP's place.
205 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:47:02 ID:55/AvivI: But when you get a girlfriend, you'll have to do Karaoke sooner or later.
206 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:47:09 ID:aQqOVuFe: I'm such a footfag.
207 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:47:09 ID:hCiooe+z: Molester's distinctive quality is that he doesn't come even if you invite him to karaoke.
208 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:47:22 ID:OJ7RegCE: So, is Kansai free the day after tomorrow or not?
209 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 20:47:41 ID:WMQ/85ch: >I've never had a problem holding a cockroach with my bare hands

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210 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:47:45 ID:LZc8q+CR: Kansai is amazing. It's almost like she's reading the thread.
211 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:47:50 ID:OjxG3C4F: >>202
You could have said "Let's go have a drink somewhere else.".
You have to take the initiative sometimes.
212 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:48:30 ID:+OWhWQHy: ↓ is Kansai
213 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:49:06 ID:OJ7RegCE: Holding a cockroach with bare hands is no big deal.
I could do it if I had to.
But spiders, man... Especially the yellow-striped ones...
214 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:49:53 ID:JoQueBo7: But you won't be able to avoid going to karaoke if you want to become friends with them.
Especially Kansai and Jugs seem to love that kind of stuff.
I doubt Miss Undie could sing in front of a guy either,
so why don't you get over your embarrassment and give it a try?
215 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:51:18 ID:OJ7RegCE: ......shit, I've been found out.
216 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:51:24 ID:55/AvivI: Am I the only one who wants Jugs to come along too the day after tomorrow?
217 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/22 20:53:57 ID:kpx2zzs2: >>208
......I forgot to ask..............................OTL
218 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:55:05 ID:+OWhWQHy: >>217

Pfff.
219 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:58:37 ID:OJ7RegCE: Well, guess we'll have to wait till Miss Undie's shift ends now, huh?
220 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 20:59:04 ID:2VoUa1Of: Yes, I caught up!!

I'm not too late to the party, am I??
221 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:00:14 ID:OJ7RegCE: >>220
Sorry, but I think the party's over.
222 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:00:21 ID:2VoUa1Of: So, what's up next on your schedule, Molester?
223 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:00:27 ID:JoQueBo7: OP never disappoints.
224 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:01:30 ID:2VoUa1Of: >>221
Oh, I see... orz

Do you know that feel when you finish reading a thread and can't wait to post your two cents on it, only to find out it's already over?
It's just so... frustrating.
225 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:03:15 ID:55/AvivI: I feel like the thread's been lacking hype lately. Is it simply because there's less people here?
226 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:03:30 ID:OJ7RegCE: I find the way Molester blueballs us during his reports to be a lot more frustrating. orz
227 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:04:47 ID:ghbqhTEm: "What are you singing? Sing some Kai Band!"
I wish OP had at least sent this.
228 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:05:25 ID:HFssWwYz: Look, Molester.
When you interact with girls, always keep in mind that even the cutest girls take a huge shit everyday.
229 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:05:55 ID:2VoUa1Of: "I'll gladly come if you're okay with me singing anime songs."
Send this?
230 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:06:35 ID:V+URAETn: Shit, I crack up every time I see the AA in >>209.
231 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:08:32 ID:2VoUa1Of: But you know... I feel like it's really rude to Miss Undie to apologize to her using Kansai as a mediator...

OP seems to have completely switched to the Kansai route, but I refuse to give up on the Miss Undie route.
232 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:12:31 ID:qIHmC+Wd: I don't know about the Miss Undie route, but OP seems to have lucked out
because his lie to Miss Undie helped him get closer to Kansai.
Plus, now you have one more secret you share with Kansai.

Molester is on a roll. Everything he does goes right.
233 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:13:37 ID:OjxG3C4F: >>231
I feel the same way about it.
Instead of asking Kansai to apologize for him, OP should have just explained everything to her and left it at that imo.

What's Molester doing right now anyway?
Is he having shadow seicross while thinking about the phone call?
234 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:14:25 ID:q2OIG2aD: >>233
I agree completely.
235 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:14:26 ID:V+URAETn: Sharing a secret can strengthen your relationship!!
Or at least that's what I read somewhere.
But well, what do I know. I'm just a virgin.
236 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:15:56 ID:2VoUa1Of: Sharing a secret, huh... The question is if Kansai registered it as a secret only shared by her and OP.
237 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:17:46 ID:55/AvivI: Now I want to know how Kansai will apologize to Miss Undie for OP.
238 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:18:07 ID:LZc8q+CR: I don't think she registered it as a secretw

For Kansai, Molester just went from
"This guy is useless", "He can't do anything by himself", to "Oh well, I guess I'll help him out"
or am I reading it wrong?
239 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:18:33 ID:JoQueBo7: Does OP have shadow seicross every fucking day?
He's a virgin, right? I bet he won't be able to get it up during his first timew
240 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:19:01 ID:OJ7RegCE: >>237
I bet she'll give it to her straight. I mean, it's just Aussie beef.
241 : Osai ◆n.ef.bYbYo : 04/11/22 21:20:19 ID:1KQoEQXB: You insensitive prick.

Forget about karaoke and go wait for Miss Understanding instead.
Wait outside the family restaurant. Wait out in the cold until she comes out. If you catch a cold, even better.

When she comes out, tell her "I wanted to apologize for not being able to go tomorrow. See you.".
Then go home. Don't say anything else.
If she tries to stop you from leaving, you've made half a step forward.

You can have as much shadow seicross as you want afterwards.

You're one million light years and three days too early to be chasing two rabbits at once, you lying virgin.
242 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:21:03 ID:qVDLbcWI: It's all up to Kansai and her ability to read between the lines now.
243 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:24:50 ID:OjxG3C4F: >>241
OP and Miss Undie live in the same direction though.

Besides, she'd just find him creepy if he did that.
244 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:25:58 ID:2VoUa1Of: The Kansai in my imagination would do it like this:

Kansai: "Ah, hello. Miss Undie?"
Miss Undie: "Hello. Ah, Kansai? What's up?"
Kansai: "Well, I just got a call from Molester."
Miss Undie: "Ah, about going shopping? Did you agree on a day?"
Kansai: "Hm? ...............ah, I forgot to ask."
Miss Undie: "Ahaha! But that's what we need to know."
Kansai: "You're right. Ahaha."
Miss Undie: "Then contact me when you've decided on a day. Good night. (clack)"
Kansai: "Good night. (clack) ............huh? Am I not forgetting something?"

It's been a while since I last got a boner from fantasizing.
245 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:33:53 ID:qIHmC+Wd: >244
You really love the Kansai in your imagination, don't you?w"
246 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:47:31 ID:5pEQG4rg: Molester from Kansai's point of view → A loser who can't do anything by himself
247 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:51:49 ID:V+URAETn: Let her think that you're a useless loser for now,
and then show off your surprisingly manly side when she least expects it!!
But well, what do I know. I'm just a virgin.
248 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:55:42 ID:2VoUa1Of: >>247
OP will deliver far beyond our expectations when it really counts.

That's the kind of man Molester is.
249 : Osai ◆n.ef.bYbYo : 04/11/22 21:57:34 ID:1KQoEQXB: I see.
250 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 21:59:05 ID:55/AvivI: The Kansai in my imagination would do it a little differently:

Kansai: "Ah, hello. Miss Undie?"
Miss Undie: "Hello. Ah, Kansai? What's up?"
Kansai: "Well, I just got a call from Molester."
Miss Undie: "Ah, about going shopping? Mr. Molester said he's going to the movies tomorrow."
Kansai: "Hm? ...............ah, going to the movies was a lie. He's really going to see his parents."
Miss Undie: "Eh, but he told me he's going to the movies..."
Kansai: "Well, you see, he wants to apologize to them in person because he caused them a lot of trouble by getting mistaken for a molester etc.
　　　　He couldn't tell you the truth because he thinks you're mentally unstable and doesn't want you to think it's your fault.
　　　　Since he's already turned down your invitation twice and is worried that you're mad at him, he asked me to apologize to you as a mediator... (in a monotone voice)"
Miss Undie: "..........................................(clack)"
Kansai: "(clack)............Aussie beef. (￣ー￣) GRIN"

"Ah, hey, Molester. I apologized to Miss Understanding like you asked me to."
251 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 21:59:27 ID:WMQ/85ch: －－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
　And Molester never heard from the girls ever again.
－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
252 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:02:58 ID:5emQUuQT: If someone asked me to join an ongoing karaoke party,
I'd only go after downing a whole bottle of Shochu.
You need to get yourself in the right mood first.

It's also how I lost two of my friends... orz
253 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:12:00 ID:2VoUa1Of: >>250
Come on, give Kansai more credit than thatw

Kansai: "Ah, hello. Miss Undie?"
Miss Undie: "Hello. Ah, Kansai? What's up?"
Kansai: "Well, I just got a call from Molester."
Miss Undie: "Ah, about going shopping? Mr. Molester said he's going to the movies tomorrow."
Kansai: "Hm? ...............ah, going to the movies was a lie. He's really going to see his parents."
Miss Undie: "Eh, but he told me he's going to the movies..."
Kansai: "Well, you see, Molester actually molested someone this time and got in trouble with the police.
　　　　He couldn't bring himself to tell you the truth himself, so he asked me to apologize to you for him..."
Miss Undie: "Eh.......................................... so it wasn't a misunderstanding. (in a very small voice) (clack)"
Kansai: "(clack) ............Molester, I cleared up the misunderstanding for you!"
254 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:19:16 ID:55/AvivI: >>253
Whoawwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwww
255 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/22 22:20:18 ID:WMQ/85ch: >>253
（＾ω＾；）
256 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:31:56 ID:+brDhG+Z: >>253
http://douga.sakura.ne.jp/uploader2/src/up2190.mp3
257 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:31:56 ID:5pEQG4rg: 　　　　　　　　　　　　　>>253 Quoted for truth.
258 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:34:08 ID:KciMP2IP: Tripfags are so annoying.
259 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:36:58 ID:5pEQG4rg: Molester Man is a tripfag too though...
260 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:42:08 ID:2VoUa1Of: >>256
I lol'd because I was expecting the worst.
261 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:43:30 ID:5emQUuQT: "Record yourself saying 'Whoawww OKwww' and post it"

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101126979/l50
262 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:45:28 ID:55/AvivI: This is the first time I heard someone say "Whoawwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwww" out loud...
263 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:50:59 ID:2VoUa1Of: This thread is full of QUALITY.
Whoawwwwww OKwwwwwwwww Pffff
264 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:52:10 ID:V+URAETn: Shit, I wanna listen to >>256 really bad now, but I'm scared it'll give me nightmareswwwwwwwwwww
265 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:54:53 ID:5pEQG4rg: Are you guys newfags or why are you saging on VIP?
266 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:56:40 ID:1OtnWv8R: >>265
Because sage is the default setting in most 2ch browsers.
Are you a newfag or why don't you even know something like that?
267 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:58:14 ID:7616nsYc: >>256 is already down...
268 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 22:59:15 ID:bYV266J4: Please don't be so hard on >>265.
He's just a kid who thinks every sage happens for a reason.
269 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 23:02:25 ID:2VoUa1Of: >>267
Go to >>261 for a new version of it.
270 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 23:26:11 ID:DQaRuNQn: VIPPER always lose interest so quickly when Molester stops posting.
271 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 23:30:32 ID:2VoUa1Of: >>270
It's normal though............ I won't be able to last much longer with just the Kansai in my imagination...
Sooner or later, I'll need new material to work with.
272 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 23:35:16 ID:V+URAETn: Okay, I'm back from the Ainori live watching thread.
273 : VIPPER : 04/11/22 23:36:16 ID:5pEQG4rg: The savior of this thread will appear in >>300.
274 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 00:00:08 ID:Z8ODx0x2: I bet OP will suddenly start panicking and making a ruckus tomorrow.
If only he was here so we can discuss the next steps and come up with a simple plan.
But well, panicking and going berserk all of a sudden is fun too.
275 : Osai ◆n.ef.bYbYo : 04/11/23 00:03:50 ID:/pFrW/3M: She's mine and mine only.

　　　　　　＿
　　　／,.ｧ､＼
　　　 (　ﾉo o ) ）　　My (Get)
　　　 )ヽ ◎/(.　　 Dutch (A)
　　　（／.(･)(･)＼　. Wife (Clue)
　　　（／|　x　|＼）　　　.　 _
　　　／／＼＼　　
　　　. （／　　　＼）　　
276 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 00:09:54 ID:ptkjYIoG: My profiling of Molester:

- Has surprisingly good grades
- Works part-time as a private tutor
- Has a bigger than average dick
277 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 00:14:23 ID:icASn+qt: My profiling of Kansai:

- Has a happy-go-lucky personality
- Is considered more ugly than pretty by most
- Is a bit chubby
- Has pretty low grades
278 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 00:20:14 ID:fYRz5oXh: My profiling of Molester:

- Is getting tired of this thread
279 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 00:28:20 ID:ak0CUwIn: Is nobody here?
280 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 00:31:57 ID:MxIjJVPV: >>276

- My guess is that he studies at Yokohama International University
- He can't be a private tutor since he always works at night
　I think he either works at a convenience store or a video rental shop
- His dick is average size
281 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 00:41:42 ID:9ygyJ+Te: There's a Yokohama International university...? I thought there was only a National one... Is it a low-ranked university?
282 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 00:56:26 ID:d0Iq0qDU: Looks like we can't expect anything out of the ordinary to happen anytime soon, huh...

They always say "Confess your love at the third date!!",
but Molester hasn't even been alone with Kansai yet (excluding the all-nighter at the manga cafe).
283 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 01:02:49 ID:ak0CUwIn: Molester obviously works at a convenience store.
He said something about dropping oden cups in the first thread.
284 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 01:11:06 ID:MHsvk5f9: I'm afraid OP's gone to the karaoke bar after all.
285 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 01:12:28 ID:d0Iq0qDU: >>284
No, he's probably just at work.
286 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 01:12:36 ID:14OOceFh: I'm afraid OP's watching TV Tokyo.
287 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 01:16:13 ID:14OOceFh: I managed to sneak a peek at three women peeing from the boys toilet today.
I was so nervous. Whoawwwww
288 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 01:24:18 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>287
Please elaborate.
289 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 01:43:07 ID:Hs285RJb: I just got back from a date with a sexy lady.
I was just a little nervous. Whoawwwwww
290 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 01:52:34 ID:CZF62N9s: I overslept...
291 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 01:57:13 ID:MHsvk5f9: Did Miss Understanding contact you?
292 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 01:58:30 ID:Y4yvNbkZ: Oh, hey, good morning, Molester.
Everyone else has disappeared while you were sleeping.
293 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:00:31 ID:Iy/FL40y: Did you oversleep your shift?
294 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:01:28 ID:CZF62N9s: No, it's worse, a lot worse... They saw my Jump tower...
I desperately tried to hide my snakes, but I've never had so many people in my room before...
295 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:02:37 ID:MHsvk5f9: ......is someone lying in your bed next to you right now?
296 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:02:53 ID:p/Y21jsV: Did something happen?
297 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:03:07 ID:CZF62N9s: >>291
Kansai & Loli Fake Jugs suddenly showed up → Then Miss Understanding showed up → I was completely spent after →
I fell asleep before I could post about it in the thread
298 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:04:11 ID:p/Y21jsV: Shit just got real at 2am in the morning.
299 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:04:32 ID:hgWiJ4j/: Whoawww
300 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:04:42 ID:Z8ODx0x2: What the hell...
301 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:04:57 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>297 Whoawwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwww
302 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:05:42 ID:CZF62N9s: Honestly though, no one could have handled that well. Seriously.
It wasn't just me.
303 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:05:46 ID:Dm+7WtJW: Please elaborate on Miss Undie's visit!
304 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:05:51 ID:Z8ODx0x2: Their visit must have left traces, right? Post pics.
305 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:06:01 ID:TNFv/36z: You had a threesome right off the bat? Not bad.
306 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:06:41 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>302
You didn't turn them away at the entrance this time, huh?www
So Loli Jugs being drunk was foreshadowingwww
307 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:07:37 ID:KlHRC8EB: （n´？ω？n） Wow! OP, you stud.
308 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:07:55 ID:CZF62N9s: >>304
Just the cups they used.
To make matters worse, I already cleaned them.
309 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:08:16 ID:MHsvk5f9: Whoawwwwwwwwwww OP got gangbangedwwwwwwwwwwwww
310 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:09:09 ID:TNFv/36z: >Loli Fake Jugs
I see, I see. Loli Jugs was actually Loli Silicone Jugs, huh?
311 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:09:16 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>308
Admit you took a lick before you washed them.

（　´▽｀）σ）´Д｀）
312 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:10:10 ID:p/Y21jsV: I need more details if I'm going to fap to it tonight!
313 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:11:34 ID:Z8ODx0x2: You had four cups?
Even though you live alone and don't have any friends?
Post pics of the ones they used.
314 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:11:54 ID:MHsvk5f9: >Loli Fake Jugs
Are they silicone?
......or is she a man?
315 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:11:55 ID:Y4yvNbkZ: >>302
Sounds like you had a fun time.
So you let them inside? Even though you fought so hard to turn them away at the door last time?
Seriously though, you should have just told them you're an otaku from the beginning.
316 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:13:13 ID:CZF62N9s: >>313
Thermos cup for camping × 2
Lightweight mug with a marked scale × 1
A normal porcelain cup × 1
Glass cup × 2

These are all the cups I have at my place.
317 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:13:23 ID:s1J9d7ve: You didn't even have time to burn incense this time, did you?www

Now Kansai knows for sure that you only burned incense that time because you knew they were comingww
318 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:13:48 ID:kVJLxteJ: Wait, what?
Please elaborate.

I have to go to bed now though.
319 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:13:56 ID:apYd4ioh: It's a bomb warning━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
The guy who announced it is getting his panties in a bunch.

"Let's announce criminal acts in Yokohama!"
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1101135417/
320 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:14:09 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>316
I lol'd at

>Lightweight mug with a marked scale

You mean a measuring cup?w
321 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:16:30 ID:CZF62N9s: >>317
Ahh! You're right!!!!
322 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:17:39 ID:TNFv/36z: Still no report? ting ting
323 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:18:12 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>321
･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)ヽ(ﾟДﾟ )

Why did they come to your place? And all three of them at that.
I'm so fucking jellyww
324 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:18:21 ID:Hs285RJb: You're acting like it was the worst thing ever, but you did enjoy it, didn't you?
Congrats on having three beautiful women over at your place. (・∀・)
325 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:19:28 ID:nsM5FO03: Ever since Molester Man got mistaken for a molester, he's been spending a lot more time with women than ever before in his life it's amazing.
326 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:20:00 ID:CZF62N9s: I was too scared and flustered to enjoy it.
They were only here for an hour at most, but I didn't know what to do most of the time.
327 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:20:43 ID:u+cQbuKe: Just got back from watching Tsukuyomi. （・∀・) Nekomimi Mode ♥

What the hell is going on in here!? (ﾟдﾟ)
328 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:22:15 ID:s1J9d7ve: What's with Molester Man today? It's like he doesn't want to start his report.
329 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:22:39 ID:MHsvk5f9: >>326
Ahh, I know what you mean. I've had the same thing happen to me too.
Speaking from my experience, I'd say she's going to be your girlfriend in about half a year.

Loli Jugs, that is.
330 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:24:05 ID:CZF62N9s: >>328
Is it okay if I start it now? It might take a while though.
>>329
Wha-What did you say!?
331 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:24:24 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>330
Whoawwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwww
332 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:25:30 ID:u+cQbuKe: >>330
Hurry the fuck up. I'm sleepy.
333 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:25:53 ID:Dm+7WtJW: I don't care if it takes long! Tomorrow is a holiday! Do it, Molester!
334 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:26:10 ID:c7OhDkRs: Oh, just finished cleaning my room and taking a bath and I was thinking it was too late for anything new to happen, but it looks like I came at just the right time!
335 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:27:02 ID:CZF62N9s: Is it alright? Can I really go on a long rant about how much I had to suffer!?
336 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:27:38 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>330
I don't mind either because I don't have work tomorrow.
But I'll be sad if you quit halfway through because you're too tired to go onwww
337 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:27:47 ID:p/Y21jsV: The report. Now.
338 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:28:11 ID:MHsvk5f9: >>330
Loli end 100% confirmed!
Whoawwwww My imagination is going wild.
339 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:28:40 ID:Hs285RJb: The longer it is the better. I'd stay up all night for your report.
340 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:28:42 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>335
It's alright because it's today.
Besides, now I can have as many boners I want since my wife and daughter have already gone to bed! Yeeehaaww!
341 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:28:49 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>335
COME━━━━щ(ﾟДﾟщ)━━━━ON!!!!
342 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:29:01 ID:u+cQbuKe: 　　∧＿∧
　（ *´Д｀） Oh crap.
　人　Y　/
　(　ヽし
　（＿）＿）

　
343 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:29:44 ID:Hs285RJb: This is the best time of the day! Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
344 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:31:54 ID:CZF62N9s: Alright!!

So I was lying around reading the Jump, Love-yan and Genshiken mags I'd bought earlier today.
"Ahh～, shit, I'm so sleepy... I guess I'll have to record today's anime."
Talking to myself like this is one of the privileges of living alone.

Then, shortly before 10pm, the piercing sound of a motorcycle engine revving cut through the night!
First, I thought to myself
"......who's making all this racket...... Another biker gang?",
but then I went back to thinking
"Love-yan is pretty moe for the main character of a cheap ecchi manga...",
until I heard

ding dong
345 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:32:19 ID:KlHRC8EB: Brb buying smokes from the convenience store while OP's typing it all out. ﾉｼ
346 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:32:57 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: What is Love-yan? What is Genshiken?
I don't understand a thing.
347 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:32:57 ID:TNFv/36z: Brb starting up the Kansai in my imagination while OP's typing it all out.
348 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:33:07 ID:u+cQbuKe: >>344
It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!
349 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:33:34 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>344
Does that mean Kansai's bike is medium-sized/large?
350 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:34:40 ID:Hs285RJb: >>349
That has already been confirmed in one of the previous threads.
351 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:34:48 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: I googled "Love-yan" and got this. Everything makes sense now.
http://www.amazon.co.jp/exec/obidos/ASIN/4063142981/250-7219750-5283443
352 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:34:49 ID:s1J9d7ve: Whoawwwww It's herewwwwwwwwwww OKwwww
353 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:34:59 ID:c7OhDkRs: I learned about Genshiken just a week ago.
Love-yan though...... I guess I still have a lot to learn...... orz
354 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:36:09 ID:CZF62N9s: I've been so annoyed lately with newspaper salesmen and door-to-door preachers ringing my bell to tell me to "Wake up!"
that I normally turn off my intercom when I'm not expecting an online shopping order to arrive,
but today I'd forgotten to do it.

"Yes, yes, coming."

I mumbled to myself while recuctantly heaving myself up from my bed.

By the way, here's my outfit at that point:
Upper: A shirt with long sleeves + Sukajan
Lower: Vegeta's son

As if that wasn't bad enough,
I happened to be wearing warm socks too.
Well, it's a pretty common outfit for a guy like me who goes to the convenience store wearing a tanktop, trunks, and indoor slippers in summer.
355 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:36:42 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>349
579 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 18:29:10 ID:mERigraa

Kansai:
"It's a standard motorcycle, not a scooter! I don't ride it much though."

Me:
"Whoa. To think that you have a real bike... Awesome."
356 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:37:28 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>354
Lower: Vegeta's son

Trunks? Seriously?wwwwwww
357 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:37:38 ID:v15vvBdI: Don't answer the door wearing Vegeta's sonw
358 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:37:45 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>355
Ohh! Thanks!
Dude, that was crazy fast!
359 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:37:59 ID:u+cQbuKe: Anyone who goes to the convenience store wearing trunks must be a molester.
360 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:38:19 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>359
I agree with you so much I'm starting to go baldww
361 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:38:31 ID:Y4yvNbkZ: You can't go out wearing trunks, man. That's just wrong.
362 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:38:42 ID:p/Y21jsV: Molester? More like Exhibitionist.
363 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:38:53 ID:MHsvk5f9: Whoawwwwwww So your dick was visible from the sidewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
364 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:39:16 ID:c7OhDkRs: I admit I felt very liberated when I switched from briefs to trunks......

But I didn't know you could leave the house in them.
365 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:39:43 ID:QxEw3fUc: I just wanted to check the thread one more time before I went to bed, but
it's here━━━━(°Д°)━━━━!!!!
366 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:39:48 ID:s1J9d7ve: I bet 50,000 Kansai that OP was wearing Uniqlo trunks you get for 330 yen apiece.
367 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:40:05 ID:MHsvk5f9: >>364
Wouldn't someone report you to the police?
368 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:40:22 ID:u+cQbuKe: 　OP WAS A MOLESTER ALL ALONG
369 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:40:32 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>364
Only if I wanted to buy something from the vending machine right in front of my house maybewwwww
370 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:40:43 ID:c7OhDkRs: Don't tell me you were only wearing trunks when you met Miss Undie for the first time too.
371 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:40:56 ID:6VEv7igJ: Whoawwww OKwwww
I get on 2ch and Molester is onlinewwwwww
Sowww luckywww
372 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:40:58 ID:CZF62N9s: As I walked to the door, I heard a voice saying
".....seriously..................kyahahahahahaha"
"Wha............ Come on, ask him........................!!!".

It was the cheerful voice of a young woman.
But since I had no idea that they were coming to visit me, I thought to myself
"Neighbors? Don't talk so loud in front of someone's door, goddammit."

and checked if my signature seal was out of sight before I opened the door.

ker-chak

"Yeah?"
"Huh! It was the right door!!"
"I told you so! I was right, wasn't I?"
"???????"

Excuse me, Miss, but could you please not ignore me, the person who answered the door,
to keep talking to your friend who seems to be downstairs? It's common sense.
373 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:41:02 ID:Hs285RJb: Fucking LOLwwwww
374 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:41:20 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>370
I doubt the police would have let him go like that if he was wearing only trunkswwww
375 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:41:35 ID:u+cQbuKe: It's here it's here Kansai is here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!
376 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:42:29 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>372
>It's common sense.
Says the one who goes to the convenience store in trunkswwwwww
377 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:42:30 ID:Hs285RJb: Molester is in trouble! In big big trouble!
378 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:42:55 ID:Hs285RJb: >"Yes, yes, coming."
Someone's in a good moodw
379 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:43:00 ID:TNFv/36z: The way I see it, this thread would have never made it this far if it hadn't been for Kansai.
There's no doubt about it.
380 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:44:03 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>379
You're probably right. Molester wouldn't have been as motivated eitherw
381 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:44:20 ID:FiOlnd0H: Whoaw Didn't expect OP to launch an air raid at nightwwwww
382 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:44:33 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>372
But damn... To think they're close enough now for nightly visits...
Let me just get this off my chest first.

I'm jelly as fuck... Psych! I'm not!
383 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:45:03 ID:CZF62N9s: "Umm..."
Slightly irritated, I was getting ready to say "You got the wrong person." "This isn't the right door.", but she said...
"Ah, it's been a long time!!"
"Ah...?"

followed by the sound of a motorcycle engine starting from downstairs
that made me jump and my timid little heart shudder.

"Ah! Mr. Molester, where can you park a bike around here? Kansai and I came here on bike!!"

Wait.
Please wait.
Please just wait a second.
...
....
.....
"Did you cut your hair?"
"Does it look good?♪"
"I didn't recognize you for a second."
"Seriously? Thank you!"

It was Loli.
384 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:45:10 ID:u+cQbuKe: I always put on my pants before I answer the door, doesn't matter if it's a delivery guy or a guest.

The only time I'd make an exception is probably during a fire.
385 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:45:17 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>372
You answered the door with just Vegeta's son on?w
You damn exhibitionist!
But god damn, that's like the best situation ever.
386 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:46:05 ID:Hs285RJb: Is it just me or has Loli been really cute lately?
387 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:46:15 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: 　
　
　

　WHENEVER OP GETS A RAGING BONER, VEGETA'S SON RISES AND MAKES A COCKY POSE
　
　
　
　
388 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:46:30 ID:CuSA20F7: >>386
That's because she's the heroine of the next chapter.
389 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:46:34 ID:u+cQbuKe: I wonder if they rode on Kansai's bike together. I'm so jelly.
390 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:47:17 ID:c7OhDkRs: Train Man was all about Train Man's amazing growth as a person,

but in Molester Man's case, I feel like Molester Man stays the same while everyone around him is growing.
391 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:47:32 ID:p/Y21jsV: In b4 Loli Jugs and Vegeta's son fuse together!
392 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:47:36 ID:1kup/yXn: What time did Kansai and Loli arrive?
393 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:48:09 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>388
Are you serious??

Then I better create a Loli in my imagination too.
394 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:48:18 ID:rUOVju/l: In this thread, you follow the adventures of an exhibitionist who keeps insisting that he was totally mistaken for a molester.
395 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:48:28 ID:u+cQbuKe: Shit, I can't remember the name of Trunks' special attack.

For now, I'll just imagine OP firing a Galick Gun from his crotch.
396 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:49:31 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>395
I think it was called Burning Attack.
Hope Molester can master the Burning Attack soon.
397 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:49:39 ID:CZF62N9s: "Huh? Eh?"
"Mr. Molester. Isn't there a parking space for a bike around here?"
"Haya? Bike?"

I was so surprised I exclaimed what sounded like the catchphrase of some moeblob character.
This is bad. I need to calm down.

"Ahh, there's no parking lot, but if it's only for a short time, you can leave it in front of the apartment. The street is wide enough."
When I told her that, Loli walked down the stairs.

I used the opportunity to summon the members of the committee inside my head for an emergency meeting.
They had a heated discussion about what the girls were here for and how I should deal with them.
That's when I heard...

"I'm cold, I'm so cold."
It was Kansai who came back with Loli.
398 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:50:29 ID:u+cQbuKe: >>397
Uguu. ('A`)
399 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:50:33 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>392
If you look at the time of OP's posts, he posted about his call to Kansai at about 8 pm,
so sometime between 9pm and 10pm maybe?
400 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:50:38 ID:nsM5FO03: >"I'm cold, I'm so cold."

If it was me, I'd HNNNNNNG to death, drag them into my room and go crazy all night.
401 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:51:21 ID:1kup/yXn: So few people here...
Not that it's surprising since it's the middle of the night.
402 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:51:34 ID:Hs285RJb: How can you have a normal conversation like that with just your trunks on?wwwww Makes me lose my shitwww

Look at >>344. He said it was 10pm.
403 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:51:50 ID:QxEw3fUc: Hey, I had two guests tonight at midnight too. They were

　　TWO POLICEMEN

though.

Why is life so unfair... BAAAAAAヽ(`Д´)ﾉAAAAAAW!
404 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:52:09 ID:u+cQbuKe: >>396
Thanks. Burning Attack, huh?
405 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:52:10 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: You could have said "Let's get you a drink to warm you up!" if you didn't want to let them in.
If I'd been in your position, I would have said "Let's have a drink in my room." and got them so drunk that they can't leave on Kansai's bike anymore.
406 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:52:13 ID:p/Y21jsV: What were you wearing at that point?
Or were you still wearing the guy who sliced Mecha Freezer?
407 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:52:23 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>395
In that case...... I'll cum so hard if he pulls a Shining Finger from his crotch.
Different manga though.
408 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:52:31 ID:1kup/yXn: >>399
Thanks.

In b4 OP goes "Let me warm you up.".
409 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:52:43 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>397
Don't tell me you had this thread open in your PCw
410 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:53:11 ID:TNFv/36z: Of course, you warmed her up with what you got under Vegeta's son, didn't you?
411 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:53:19 ID:CZF62N9s: "You'll let us in, right?"
"Ah, give me a sec!"

I used all my body language to signal her to stay out and retreated back into my room.
But even after glancing around my room, I couldn't really do anything.
It was pretty tidy, but stuff like my Jump tower was still there...
At least, my snakes were still in the closet where I hid them yesterday when I cleaned my room. Phew.

"Come in!"
I shouted.

By the way, someone had yet to point out the warrior from the future around my waist. I hadn't noticed him either.
412 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:53:49 ID:v15vvBdI: And then Molester pitched a tent inside Vegeta's son.
413 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:53:53 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>402
Good catch!
Sorry, man, I think my left brain's long shut down.
414 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:54:13 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Whoa! The thread's finally moving again!!
Good evening, guys!!

Continuation of Molester's report ↓
415 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:54:27 ID:QxEw3fUc: >>411
How can you not notice that?
Lol.
416 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:54:37 ID:s1J9d7ve: >I hadn't noticed him either.
I fucking lol'dwwwwww
417 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:54:48 ID:nsM5FO03: Why did you hide the snaaaaakes!!?
418 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:54:53 ID:Hs285RJb: >>403 is intriguing too.
419 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:54:58 ID:TNFv/36z: Are your eyes just for show?
420 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:54:59 ID:CuSA20F7: I know OP's in the middle of bombing this thread, but I'm calling it a day today.
You guys, try not to stay up too late either.
421 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:55:23 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: Then the first snake they'll get to see is Molester's own little snake, huh?
422 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:55:35 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>411
Well, I doubt it would have made a difference even if you had tried to hide the Jump tower there. Women have a talent for finding hidden stuff.
423 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:55:43 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>413
Then you should be overflowing with creativity right now.
Unleash the full potential of your right brain now and produce something great.

I'd recommend starting off with a fanfic revolving around Loli Jugs.
424 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:55:53 ID:u+cQbuKe: Dude, do you really think you can hide your snake with Trunks?
425 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:56:48 ID:1kup/yXn: You should have said to Kansai "You wanted to see my snake, right?"
and pulled down your trunks there.
426 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:56:52 ID:Hs285RJb: >>294 >>297 >>326
427 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:56:57 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>423
Wait, I don't know enough about Loli Jugs for that.
A pic of her boobs would be a start......
428 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:57:27 ID:p/Y21jsV: I hope you were at least wearing strawberry trunks.
429 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:57:52 ID:c7OhDkRs: So you left your Jump tower standing just like that?w
Did you tell them you're using it for your ninja training or something?
430 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:58:26 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>427
I can post a pic of my man boobs if you want.
431 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 02:58:51 ID:CZF62N9s: "Sorry to intrude."
"Sorry to intrude."
"Come in, come in."

I was already sweating bullets at this point.
Yabai. Yabai. YABAI. On an unrelated note, the OP of YAIBA was so cool.
I forgot the name of the song, but I'd love to hear it again...

Meanwhile, the two girls were looking around my room like it was a museum.

"Hey, what's this?"
Ahh! That's my collection of "prawns and crabs from all over the world"!! I spent 10,000 yen to gather them all!!
"Are these the same kind?"
Ahhh! That's my collection of "living fossils"!! I spent 5000 yen to get those together!
"What's this thing that looks like an eel? It looks funnyw"
What did you say, you fucking cunts!!?
That's a frilled shark, a deep-sea fish! And it's rare!! Rare as fuck!!
432 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:59:07 ID:u+cQbuKe: Two beautiful women suddenly drop by―――

Did Molester manage to keep his Trunks on!?
433 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:59:14 ID:MHsvk5f9: Why don't you tell us what Kansai and Loli were wearing today first?
434 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 02:59:15 ID:s1J9d7ve: That's nothing. My magazine tower goes up to the fridgeww
435 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:00:13 ID:MHsvk5f9: They're totally toying with OPwwww
436 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:00:32 ID:TNFv/36z: It's a crabｰｰｰｰ!!
437 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:00:54 ID:u+cQbuKe: >"What's this thing that looks like an eel? It looks funnyw"

　　THEY SAW THE THING UNDER THE TRUNKS
438 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:01:10 ID:c7OhDkRs: The Loli Jugs in my imagination is the group's mood maker. She seems to be the person who's always smiling.
The kind who likes to poke her nose into everyone's business by going "What? What are you guys talking about?" when she hears something interesting.

Am I doing it right?
439 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:01:11 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>437
My sideswwwww
440 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:01:22 ID:v15vvBdI: Huh, so Molester does like crabs.
441 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:01:39 ID:xDZCKL0O: One of my friends has a Jump tower that goes up to his ceiling and now he's already working on his second tower,
but he's got a pretty girlfriend.
Maybe it's not that big a deal for women?
442 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:01:51 ID:Hs285RJb: Found the thing that looks like an eel.

http://www.izu.co.jp/~viserge/heda223.JPG.JPG
443 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:02:07 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>431
Did you buy those collections from DeAgostini?
444 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:02:37 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>431
Good thing you still had rare stuff lying around in your roomw
A room with all kinds of stuff to look at is always more interesting than a plain room.
445 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:03:36 ID:CZF62N9s: The dismantling of my room, no, my life continued.
"Are these tropical fish? Hey! These are tropical fish, right?"
"Whoa, they're quite pretty."
"Why are there no fish in this one? Where are the fish?"
"Well, the main theme of that aquarium is water plants. That's why I only put shrimps in there."
"Ehh? Why no fish!?"
Shut the fuck up!! The shrimp won't breed if you randomly put fish in there!!
And I need the shrimp to control algae growth!!

"This one is... completely empty?"
"Eh? It's not empty. Look, I think there's something."
"..................a goby?"
"Yeah, must be a goby."

"It's a suckermouth catfish, you whores!!!!"
is what I obviously couldn't say, so instead I said

"Ahh, it's a fish called suckermouth catfish."
"Huh."
"Hmm."

Please help, they're picking apart my heart, my life.
446 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:04:27 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>441
Only if they get used to it...
But well, in Molester's case, they've suspected that he's an otaku from the beginning,
so even if they saw his Jump tower or found out he watches anime or caught him having shadow seicross with 2D,
it wouldn't really surprise them... would it?
447 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:05:05 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>446
And their suspicion turned into conviction when they saw him in trunks.
448 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:05:20 ID:nsM5FO03: >>445
Hey, don't call them whoresw
449 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:06:03 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>445
This post has convinced me to be more careful about asking a fish otaku dumb questions in the futurewww
450 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:06:42 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>445
They're looking into every nook and cranny of your room... You sure there were no traces of cast-off snake skin lying around somewhere?
451 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:07:17 ID:u+cQbuKe: From OP's posts, it sounds like a pretty cool room with all the animals and stuff.
If only there wasn't the Jump tower.
452 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:07:50 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>445
It's looking pretty good so far YO.
Why do their questions about the fish make you so upset?w
453 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:07:58 ID:MHsvk5f9: Could it be that your room is pretty spacious?
454 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:08:06 ID:CZF62N9s: Before I knew it, Kansai had opened my fridge.
"Woah! Nothing inside! What do you eat anyway?"
"Well, if I bought large amounts of food, it'd go bad. People who live alone usually buy little at a time, but often."
"That's true!"

Which reminds me, Loli lives alone too if I remember correctly.

"Huh? What's in this pot...? Stew?"
"Stew."
"Wow! Molester, you're amazing!! You weren't lying when you said you cook for yourself!!"
"Why would I lie about it?"
"Woah, it really is stew... Amazing."

Judging from her reaction, I'd say her mom cooks for her everday...
455 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:08:12 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>451
The only cool thing about his room are the animals, or rather just the tropical fish... I'd say.
456 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:08:14 ID:p/Y21jsV: >>450
They might have found traces of cast-off sperm of Molester's own snake.
457 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:09:12 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>454
They seem kind of impressed with you.

I... I'm so jellywwww
458 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:09:13 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>456
Or traces of cast-off foreskin.
459 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:09:28 ID:Hs285RJb: What happened to Trunks?
460 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:09:40 ID:u+cQbuKe: When will Kansai comment on Trunks?
461 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:10:12 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>459-60
Get━━━━(・∀・)人(・∀・)━━━━married!
462 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:10:15 ID:c7OhDkRs: For some reason, when I read dialog between Kansai and Loli,
I'm always reminded of the Kimoi Girls "How can you be a virgin past grade school?" AA.
463 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:10:35 ID:1kup/yXn: Fuck this. Tell them your snake is shedding its skin and pull back your foreskin.
464 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:11:11 ID:CZF62N9s: Then, my main living space was invaded by women for the first time in my life.

"Woah! Creepy!! What's this weird elephant figure!?"
"Is it a novelty item?"

T-That's a souvenir I bought from a Bali shop when I was in Izu with my family three years ago...
It's a wooden figure of some exotic God!!

"It's wearing a loincloth."
"I guess even an elephant is embarrassed to be naked."

Looking back now, she was probably hinting at my outfit.................. I didn't get the hint though.
465 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:11:24 ID:u+cQbuKe: Have you finished shedding your skin yet, Molester?
466 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:11:44 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>451
I don't even have any interesting objects in my room. Instead, there's always cigarette ash all over the floor.
My girlfriend won't even bother to clean it up anymore. orz
467 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:11:53 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>464
She said "Creepy!!" irl!!

It makes me hard just to read about it.
468 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:12:09 ID:s1J9d7ve: Oops, I told 400 people to get marriedwwww
469 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:12:27 ID:1kup/yXn: >Creepy!!
Lost my shitww
470 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:12:36 ID:MHsvk5f9: Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwww Is she telling you to put some pants on?wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
471 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:13:20 ID:TNFv/36z: This is like a new kind of comedy sketch.
472 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:13:22 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>464
When will you notice Vegeta's son already?ww
473 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:13:47 ID:v15vvBdI: Eh? You were completely naked??
474 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:14:18 ID:i3hfBMdP: What an idiot... Molester Man is an idiot...
475 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:14:27 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>464
!!!www
Don't tell me you'd forgotten about itw
I'm losing my shit here.
476 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:14:51 ID:Hs285RJb: It's not just the trunks, he's also wearing a shirt with long sleeves + Sukajanwwwwwwwww I fucking lol'd.
477 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:15:01 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>473
He'd be a true hero if he was talking to them completely naked like a boss.
478 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:15:32 ID:MHsvk5f9: It's the outfit of a pervert.
479 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:15:49 ID:u+cQbuKe: Has OP's Trunks still not gone Super Saiyan yet? （･∀･）っ/凵⌒☆ ting ting
480 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:15:55 ID:s1J9d7ve: It's the most embarrassing thing ever when you're wearing trunks and one can see parts of your penis from the side. Even more embarrassing than being naked.
481 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:15:57 ID:p/Y21jsV: OP was fully aware that he was only wearing Vegeta's son the whole time.
Something in your subconsciousness made you do it, am I right?
482 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:16:12 ID:c7OhDkRs: So he's been having a normal conversation this long while wearing trunks...
My right brain can't even process itww
483 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:16:25 ID:CZF62N9s: After that, they went on like
"Wow, you got so much manga."
"Ah, it's Kingdom Hearts. Did you buy the new one?"
"You're growing a cactus......? But I guess it's not surprising."
"This is manga too!? ......you should take out the trash..."

My room had been laid bare. Utterly stark naked.

"Ahh! You got a component stereo system! Let me listen to your CDs!!"

Before I could say something, Kansai had already switched it on.

Yakui! Inside my component stereo system, there's............ there's still one of my CDs!!

"jingle jingle jingle jingle～♪ Embra～ced by～ the ge～ntle wi～nd.................."

I couldn't stop it in time. OTL
484 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:16:26 ID:Hs285RJb: I'm laughing so hard right now.
Who the hell wears Skajan and trunks at home?wwww
485 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:17:15 ID:1kup/yXn: An anime song, huh?www
486 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:17:30 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>483
Your room is a minefieldw
487 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:17:42 ID:MHsvk5f9: >"jingle jingle jingle jingle～♪ Embra～ced by～ the ge～ntle wi～nd.................."
I have no idea what song this is.
488 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:17:45 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>483
I'm crying.

　　　　　　　　　　　　Because I laughed too hard, of course.
489 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:17:53 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>483
Whoawwwwwwww OKwwwwww
490 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:18:32 ID:Hs285RJb: http://www.google.co.jp/search?num=50&hl=ja&inlang=ja&ie=Shift_JIS&oe=Shift_JIS&c2coff=1&q=%82%E2%82%ED%82%E7%82%A9%82%C8%95%97%82%C9%95%F8%82%A9%82%EA&btnG=Google+%8C%9F%8D%F5&lr=lang_ja
491 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:18:40 ID:s1J9d7ve: I bet it's awkward for the one who pressed play tooww
492 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:18:45 ID:c7OhDkRs: ttp://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&safe=off&c2coff=1&q=%E3%82%84%E3%82%8F%E3%82%89%E3%81%8B%E3%81%AA%E3%80%80%E9%A2%A8%E3%81%AB%E6%8A%B1%E3%81%8B%E3%82%8C&lr=

Is it this one?
493 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:18:48 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>487
ttp://www.animegamelyrics.hpg.ig.com.br/rumbling_hearts_.txt
494 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:18:49 ID:p/Y21jsV: I'm so glad it wasn't Nekomimi Mode... (つдT)
495 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:19:13 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>490
I was a few seconds too late...... GJ!
496 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:19:17 ID:u+cQbuKe: >>490
Why Kiminozo?wwwwww
497 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:19:36 ID:MHsvk5f9: And then time stopped.
498 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:19:54 ID:c7OhDkRs: Now if it had been Nekomimi Mode... OP would have been in real troublew
499 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:20:12 ID:Hs285RJb: He used it again.
>Yakui!
500 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:20:23 ID:u+cQbuKe: But I feel like Kuribayashi Minami songs aren't that creepy.
501 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:21:09 ID:CZF62N9s: "What's this song from?"
"It's just from a game..."
"Hmm. You really are an otaku."

Whew, that was close. I was lucky the CD case wasn't lying around somewhere...
I quickly switched to the only normal CD I have at home, a Bump of Chicken CD.

At this point, my shirt was so drenched in sweat I could have wrung it out.

Finally, they ran out of things to comment on (they didn't open any drawers or closets),
and we were running out of things to talk about, so I asked
"Want something to drink? I have oolong tea and green tea. Which do you like?"
"Booze!!"
"Hey, I have to ride you home later, you know?"

I hadn't noticed until then, but from the looks of it, Loli was quite drunk already.
502 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:21:19 ID:u5oIn+xh: >>500
It's still a song from an eroge.
503 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:21:41 ID:c7OhDkRs: Well... I guess it's not creepy if you don't know what it's from...
It's a normal song.
504 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:21:47 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>483
Urghww
That's the worst.
Reminds me of how I was watching porn at a female friend's place when I was in middle school,
and later during dinner, her little brother suddenly went "What videotape is this?",
and pressed play. It was so awkwardw
505 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:22:21 ID:u5oIn+xh: >>504
Please elaborate.
506 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:22:28 ID:u+cQbuKe: Dead drunk Loli Jugs... (;´Д｀) pant pant
507 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:22:29 ID:s1J9d7ve: So, how long until you notice Vegeta's son?ww
508 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:22:50 ID:TNFv/36z: ttp://www.age-soft.co.jp/Download/Kimibo/
Is this the song!?
509 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:23:13 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>501
Well, I was in a similar situation once, so I can't blame you...
It wasn't an eroge in my case though.
510 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:23:26 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >"What's this song from?"
>"It's just from a game..."
>"Hmm. You really are an otaku."
You got lots of points for being able to cook and your tropical fish, but I feel like you lost all of it because of thiswww
511 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:23:26 ID:p/Y21jsV: >>504
You should have pushed her down and thrust your Gotenks into her.
512 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:23:36 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>504
I wish I knew that feel.
513 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:23:41 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>508
GJ!!
514 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:24:30 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>504
You watched porn at your female friend's place?

Does she live in a love hotel or what?
515 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:24:32 ID:CZF62N9s: "The only booze I have here is oolong highball."
"No beer?"
"Nope, sorry."

Loli wasn't happy about the lack of beer. She looked like she was about to say "Boo!" or something.

So they unanimously agreed on oolong tea. Personally, I would have liked to treat them to green tea though.

Since I don't have any tables or chairs in my room, I passed cups to the two beautiful women who had seated themselves on my bed without even asking me.

".......................................your legs are quite hairy."
"???"

OHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
516 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:25:08 ID:Hs285RJb: It's here It's here It's here It's here It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
517 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:25:21 ID:MHsvk5f9: Well, it's definitely a song from a world that would blow their innocent minds.
518 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:25:22 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>515
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
519 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:25:27 ID:4WegxzZS: He finally noticed!!!!
520 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:25:46 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>515
Are you a natural airhead or what?ww
You little... ( ´∀`)σ)ﾟДﾟ;)
521 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:25:54 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>515
What did she look like when she said it?
Was she blushing? Was she? Was she embarrassed?

Give me details! I can't fap to it otherwise!!
522 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:26:01 ID:MHsvk5f9: It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!
523 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:26:01 ID:u+cQbuKe: 　　,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,∧,,∧　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
～′,,,,,,,,,,ミ,,ﾟДﾟ彡＜　 I'm not that hairy...
　UU"""" U U　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
524 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:26:04 ID:ZABCJt07: Took you long enough──────────────────────────────────────!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
525 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:26:09 ID:Hs285RJb: Unhappy Loli looking like she's about to say "Boo!"... (;´Д｀) pant pant so cute
526 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:26:16 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>515
It took us this long to get to this point, but you said Miss Undie is going to show up after this too, right?
527 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:26:28 ID:d0Iq0qDU: It must be nice to live alone...
528 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:27:05 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>527
For someone like me, who lives alone and has never had this sort of thing happen to me, it's like being in solitary confinementww Whoawwwwww
529 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:27:24 ID:c7OhDkRs: OHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

is what OP says, but what if it was on purpose and he was thinking to himself "Just as planned."?
I'd have mad respect for him.
530 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:27:28 ID:Hs285RJb: I should really clean up my room tomorrow...
531 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:27:29 ID:u+cQbuKe: 　 ∧＿∧
　（　´∀｀）　Here's your oolong tea.
　（　　　　）piss
　｜　つ⌒ヽ。
　（_＿）＿）且~
532 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:27:32 ID:7GwWQvln: >>517 You've never listened to the song, have you?
533 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:27:46 ID:p/Y21jsV: I hope you didn't sit down, Molester.
Because sitting down in trunks is like hosting a wedding reception for little Molester!
Though it's probably just your subconscious making you do all that.
534 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:28:04 ID:CZF62N9s: "Ah! Sorry! Sorry!!"

So sorry!!

"Took you long enough to notice."
"I was worried about what I'd do if it peeked outw"

Embarrassing. Too embarrassing. Jumangoku Manju.

I frantically started looking for my 3-stripes sweatpants. But, we were positioned like this:

　　　Loli
　　　Kansai　　　　　　　　　　Me

Dresser

There was no way I could walk past them to my dresser to get some pants.
To make matters worse, I'd left my 3-stripes sweatpants under the covers on my bed―――――
535 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:28:49 ID:QxEw3fUc: We might hit 1000 replies before OP can finish his report.
536 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:28:59 ID:u+cQbuKe: Yummy. Too yummy. Jumangoku Manju.

OP sure is dragging it out. Not that I mind since it's funny.
537 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:28:59 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>534
OP IS IN DEEP SHIT NOWwww
538 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:29:04 ID:Hs285RJb: It's time to make a charge at the bed━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
539 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:29:14 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>534
I want two beautiful drunk women to tell me

"Come on, don't be shy and show us."

and pull down my trunks...
540 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:29:19 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >Embarrassing. Too embarrassing. Jumangoku Manju.
Molester confirmed to be from Saitama prefecture.
By the way, if he'd said "Dynamic Daikuma", it'd have been Kanagawa prefecture.
541 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:29:55 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>539
(*´д｀*) pant pant pant pant
542 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:30:10 ID:u+cQbuKe: >>540
They sometimes show the ad in Tokyo too.
543 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:30:30 ID:kNEA5hJ5: >>540
I thought the same thing because I'm originally from Saitama too...

Don't forget, kids, don't leave any food on your plate or the leftover ghost will come to haunt you at night.
544 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:30:46 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>540
In other words,
OP's parents' place　=　Saitama
OP's apartment　=　Kanagawa prefecture
Right?
545 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:31:05 ID:p/Y21jsV: >I was worried about what I'd do if it peeked out

...she totally saw it, didn't she?
546 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:31:33 ID:s1J9d7ve: I think >>545 is rightww
547 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:31:45 ID:CZF62N9s: "Umm, could you hand me my pants? I think they're in my bed."
Beggars can't be choosers.

Having to beg for pants > Running around in trunks

"Ehh, come and get them yourself."

No way in hell!!

"But I'm dressed like this... Come on!"
"You didn't seem to care a while ago."
"Because I wasn't aware of it yet!!"
"Don't get careless just because you're at homew"

Even so, they looked for my pants under the covers for me, until suddenly
"Huh? There's all kinds of manga in your bed."

OHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
548 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:32:26 ID:c7OhDkRs: I'd get so hard if Loli Jugs was having shadow seicross to her memory of it peeking out.
549 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:32:27 ID:uS0MepdW: >>547

　 (　 )　You have to...
　 (　 )
　　| |

　　ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ
　　　 (　 ) let yourself go!!!
　　　ﾉω|

　　　＿[cop]
　　　　(　 ) ('A`)
　　　　(　 )Ｖノ）
　　　　 | |　　| |
550 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:32:29 ID:u+cQbuKe: It's Love-yan & Genshiken━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!
551 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:32:33 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>547
Someone please make an H-manga with a scenario like this.
552 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:32:33 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>547
It's a downward spiralwwww
553 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:32:45 ID:Blplmwkt: Eh, OP's not from Saitama? When I read his posts about the Jusco and the pasta place, I was convinced that he lives in Saitama...
554 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:32:54 ID:QxEw3fUc: No way!!????
555 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:32:55 ID:p/Y21jsV: Did they find your Comic Penguin Club mags!?
556 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:33:06 ID:kNEA5hJ5: >>547
Then they realized OP's bed is entirely made up of Jump mags... right?
557 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:33:13 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>547
How many landmines did you plant in your room?ww
558 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:33:46 ID:i3hfBMdP: Yeah, must be Penguin Club.
559 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:33:47 ID:MHsvk5f9: Say... You weren't having shadow seicross when they came in... were you?
560 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:34:12 ID:Hs285RJb: It can't be Saitama since he's a SAKUSUCKER.
561 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:34:14 ID:uS0MepdW: Hope they don't notice the sticky white stuff stuck to his mangaw
562 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:34:16 ID:s1J9d7ve: With a room full of landmines like that, it's no wonder Kansai didn't buy it when you said you like to burn incensewww
563 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:34:50 ID:Blplmwkt: >>560
Ah, I see...
564 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:34:49 ID:v15vvBdI: Your manga are full of crusty pages, aren't they?
565 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:35:09 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>505
I'd gotten my hands on some uncensored western porn, so I said to my female friend "Let's watch it at your place.",
and she actually agreed, so we watched it at her place before her parents came home.
Afterwards, I left the tape on top of the VCR and when her parents came back and asked me if I want to stay for dinner,
I said yes and so there we were having dinner together.
That's when her dumb brat of a brother found the tape on the VCR, put it in and pressed play.
Loud moans that went like "Ahhh... Ohhh..." escaped from the speakers......
The whole family was shocked, while I was scared out of my mind.
Needless to say, I got chewed out thoroughly after that.
566 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:35:19 ID:u5oIn+xh: I bet it's Comic Kairakuten mags!
567 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:35:51 ID:c7OhDkRs: If it's a manga for shadow seicross...

Kansai: "Molester... You read stuff like this?"
Loli: "Woah...... creepy....!!"
Kansai: "Huh? Let me see."
Loli: "Hmm... So this is how you do it... Can I try it on you?"

I want this to happen...
568 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:36:07 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>565
So, how far did you go with that girl?
569 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:36:11 ID:u5oIn+xh: >>565
Dude...
570 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:36:22 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>560
But I'm in Tokorozawa, Saitama, and I get TV Kanagawa here.
You see, TV Kanagawa is an UHF station, so its coverage area is extremely large.
571 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:36:23 ID:CZF62N9s: That's right! On my bed, next to my pants, there were manga like

Love-yan, Genshiken, Jump, School Rumble, Strawberry Marshmallow

scattered in plain sight!!

This is bad, really bad. About as bad as taking on Golbez without any good equipment.
Especially "Strawberry Marshmallow"――――― This one is fucking great.

In Love-yan's case, I can say it's just a gag manga.
Genshiken is okay too because it's not really an otaku manga even though it's about otaku culture.
Jump doesn't matter now that they've already seen my Jump tower and there are plenty of students in university who still read Jump.
School Rumble is pretty otaku, but I can pretend it's just another magazine like Jump.
But "Strawberry Marshmallow"―――――

This is yakui. Extremely bad. Extreeeeーーーーーーーーmely bad.
572 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:37:25 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>565
Seems like your "The World" ability is quite powerfulw
573 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:37:28 ID:uS0MepdW: >>571
I don't expect any less than a threesome now.
574 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:37:59 ID:Hs285RJb: >>570
Huh... I didn't know you can watch it in Saitama.
575 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:38:08 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>571
I googled them all and know what kind of manga they are now.

WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE, KANSAI WILL BE MINE IN NO TIME.
576 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:38:11 ID:u+cQbuKe: (｀･ω･´)つttp://www.amazon.co.jp/exec/obidos/ASIN/4840222924/249-2883497-3314754

　　It's all over.
577 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:38:15 ID:u5oIn+xh: http://d.hatena.ne.jp/keyword/%E7%F5%A4%DE%A4%B7%A4%DE%A4%ED

Strawberry Marshmallow
578 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:38:51 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>576
I'm glad I refreshed the page because I was about to post the same thingw
579 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:39:07 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>568
I didn't get anywhere.
Just a bit of light petting.
580 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:39:08 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>577
LMAOww
581 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:39:22 ID:Hs285RJb: >>576-578
I'm glad I refreshed the page because I was about to post the same thing toow
582 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:39:37 ID:CZF62N9s: But nothing really happened.

"Let me put them here."
Kansai piled them up next to the bed and didn't comment on them at all. How considerate of her.
"Here! Catch!!"

My pants came flying.
I quickly put them on.
"Sorry again about this."
"You never know who might visit you, so you should be a bit more careful."
"More carefullll."
"Sorry."

I'm very sorry. Really.
583 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:39:59 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>579
The first line and the second line of your post contradict each other, you son of a... ahem...
584 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:40:02 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>577
Is this... foreshadowing of the Loli Jugs route?
585 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:40:13 ID:u+cQbuKe: >>577
Hey, I just happened to be on that site toow

But you know... Shouldn't Kansai and Loli be seriously creeped out by Molester by now?
586 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:40:31 ID:uS0MepdW: >>582
Ohhhhーーーー!! They just ignored itーーーーーーーーーーーー
587 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:40:31 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>577
Woahw
That's strong stuffw
588 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:40:38 ID:p/Y21jsV: More carefullll.
589 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:41:10 ID:Hs285RJb: >>582 Loli is so moe.
590 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:41:39 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>582
Kansai-tan... What a good girl...
591 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:41:42 ID:s1J9d7ve: >>582
>Loli: "More carefullll."

I don't know why, but this is so good.
(*´д｀*) pant pant pant pant
592 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:41:49 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>579
Kill yourself.
593 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:41:50 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: I don't know if I'd call it considerate... It's more like she doesn't give a fuck.
In any case, she obviously doesn't seem to see you as a manwwwww
594 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:42:29 ID:QxEw3fUc: >>576
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
595 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:42:34 ID:uS0MepdW: >>593
How is that anything new?
596 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:43:12 ID:MHsvk5f9: >>593
I agree completely.

But holy crap, this report is going to take hours.
597 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:43:13 ID:c7OhDkRs: It depends on the way you look at it, really. Since you're a lolicon otaku, you look at Strawberry Marshmallow with the mind of a pervert.

But if a clueless girl were to see that manga cover, wouldn't they just think it's a cute-looking manga?
It's not like the girl on the cover is naked and dripping all kinds of juices.
598 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:43:17 ID:Hs285RJb: I just put in a vote for Loli. (;´Д｀) pant pant
599 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:44:10 ID:CZF62N9s: Now that I was fully armored, I decided to give it another try.

"So, what did you two come here for?"
I asked while opening a pack of the snack someone said smells like vagoo in the thread yesterday.
"After your call, when I told Loli about your place, she said she wanted to drop by. Right, Loli?"
"Mmmh?"
Loli Fake Jugs had transitioned from sitting on my bed to lying on my bed.

Young lady, that blanket you're lying on is a magic blanket that has absorbed my sweat, tears,
and other mysterious bodily fluids I couldn't catch with tissue over the years―――――

In any case, Loli seemed very sleepy.
She seems to be the type that, when drunk, are really cheerful as long as they're talking, but fall asleep as soon as they stop talking.
The same type as me.
600 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:44:49 ID:p/Y21jsV: Kansai is deciding on the spot if something in his room can be commented on or should be ignored.
One bad decision and things could turn awkward very quickly...
601 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:45:00 ID:nj9OmKYJ: It's like they're there to observe the infamous otaku species everyone's been talking about lately in its natural habitatw
602 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:45:17 ID:4WegxzZS: I'd pick Kansai over Loli any day.
603 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:45:25 ID:TNFv/36z: Loli's fake jugs squished against the bed cover. pant pant
604 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:45:35 ID:uS0MepdW: OP gave Loli an indirect cumshot.
605 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:45:36 ID:u+cQbuKe: Be careful, Molester, they're onto you.

http://www.univch.net/cgi-bin/source/up1145.jpg

But damn, Loli. (;´Д｀) pant pant
606 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:45:50 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>599
Oh baby, Loli Jugs completely defenseless!!
If OP had somehow managed to get Kansai to leave without Loli, he could have had his way with her...
607 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:45:57 ID:QxEw3fUc: Goddammitttt.
You can't imagine how jelly I am.
608 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:46:01 ID:MHsvk5f9: >>599
Listen, Molester. Loli has already tasted all kinds of mysterious bodily juices.
Mysterious bodily fluids of some virgin guy pale in comparison.
609 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:47:21 ID:uS0MepdW: Honestly though, Molester made me wish I was him for a moment... Damn...
610 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:47:23 ID:1kup/yXn: What's that about the snack that smells like vagoo?
Anyone care to enlighten this poor virgin?
611 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:47:37 ID:p/Y21jsV: >>608
I bet she sucks those juices, no, drinks them regularly!
612 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:47:49 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>608
Dude... That means, Loli Jugs was dripping and being dripped on by all kinds of juices...

Ugh!!
Brb going to the toilet!!
613 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:47:52 ID:CZF62N9s: And so, there we were sitting around watching TV and having a nice little chat (I was on edge the whole time though), when the door rang.

ding dong♪

"I'm saved!!"
I seriously thought I was saved. Frankly, being in the same room with two girls was too big a burden for a virgin like me.
Where are the persistent salesmen when you need them?
That's when Kansai said,

"Ah, looks like Miss Understanding is here."

What'd you say!?
614 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:47:55 ID:u+cQbuKe: I got curious and took a whiff of my pillow... it didn't smell good. (´･ω･｀) SAD
615 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:48:11 ID:kNEA5hJ5: >>610

Kappa Ebisen Cheese Fondue flavor.

I was the one who posted it yesterday. （´・ω・｀）
616 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:48:38 ID:QxEw3fUc: >>610
Someone posted about it in this thread or the one before it.
It got a few replies and caught Molester's interest.
617 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:48:57 ID:uS0MepdW: It's Miss Understandingｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ

OP's in paradiseww
618 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:49:31 ID:u5oIn+xh: Is that a harem or what?
619 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:49:33 ID:TNFv/36z: Foursome! Foursome!
620 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:49:46 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>613
What'd you say!? Is your apartment heaven on earth?
621 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:49:46 ID:c7OhDkRs: Wait, did Kansai call Miss Undie over so she can tell her what OP told her on the phone in person?
622 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:49:50 ID:u+cQbuKe: From now on, every night, Molester gets to sleep on the bed Loli rolled around on.

It's Miss Understanding━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!
623 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:49:51 ID:1kup/yXn: >>615
Thanks.
I have to try it.
624 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:49:53 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>613
Aren't you a lucky bastard!
625 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:50:25 ID:QxEw3fUc: Woah, my heart can't take this.
626 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:51:14 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: I see where this is going... They're going shopping this weekend!
627 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:51:14 ID:d0Iq0qDU: Wouldn't it be great if Molester's place became their new meeting place?
Then Miss Understanding wouldn't have to be afraid of the stalker anymore.
Molester would get friendzoned by all of them though.
628 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:51:17 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>614
Pillow, huh... My wife drools all over it every night... Nah, no way I'm gonna take a whiff of that.
629 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:51:22 ID:u+cQbuKe: Shit, I'm so frustrated right now!
630 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:51:26 ID:MHsvk5f9: Oh boy, just when I was about to go to bed...
631 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:51:31 ID:CZF62N9s: "Eh? Miss Understanding? Huh? Why?"
"Well, she passes here on her way home, right? I told her to drop by a few minutes ago."
"You did!?"
"I sent her an e-mail. Why?"

When did she do it... I didn't notice it at all.
Members of the committee inside my head, please gather asap for a special meeting. It's an emergency. I repeat. It's an emergency.
There's going to be three beautiful girls in my room soon.
As if to urge my confused brain on, the door rang for a second time.

ding dong♪

"Come on, hurry up and let her in. It's cold out."
"Ah, right."

I headed to the door.
632 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:52:15 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>627
But being friends doesn't mean you can't have... seicross.
633 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:52:20 ID:uS0MepdW: I bet more than 80% of the people reading this thread
are jealous of OP right now.
634 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:53:11 ID:Hs285RJb: >>633
ﾉｼ
635 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:53:13 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>631
Behind the door was Oriza smiling gently.

"I had to do this... to get you to let me into your apartment......"
636 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:53:26 ID:d0Iq0qDU: >>633
I'm not jealous of the fact that they don't seem to realize that they're in a GUY'S ROOM at all.
637 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:53:34 ID:FAUJyGQz: >>633
Are you retarded or what?

OF COURSE I'M JELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
638 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:53:46 ID:QxEw3fUc: >>633
I bet it's 95%.
639 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:53:56 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>633
I am jealous, but it helps to remind myself that Molester is a guy who can't do shit even in a lucky situation like that.
640 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:54:03 ID:7GwWQvln: >>635 You're in the wrong thread. ('A`)
641 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:54:21 ID:CZF62N9s: ker-chak
"Ah."
"Ah."
"G-Good afternoon."
"..............don't you mean good evening?w"
"Ah, r-right!!"

Help.

"Sup?"
"Long time no see!"
"Huh? Miss Loli, you were here too!?"

The girls had a chat for a while. I was chopped liver.
I fed my tropical fish to kill time. It only took me 30 seconds.
So I watched the shrimps gathering around a pleco tablet. By myself.
642 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:54:36 ID:FAUJyGQz: Why don't you try to enjoy a situation like that more, Molester?

I'm raging and so is my boner.
643 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:54:41 ID:nj9OmKYJ: >>633
ﾉｼ
644 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:54:43 ID:u5oIn+xh: In other words, OP won't go any further than the main protagonist of a Weekly Shonen manga.
645 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:54:51 ID:MHsvk5f9: Now that you've finally let them into your room, a whole new world of possibilities awaits you.
Like inviting them over for hot pot, inviting them over for hot pot and inviting them over for hot pot.
It's the bomb in winter. Throw some booze into the mix and you're set.
Sooner or later, one of them should stay the night.
Or rather, you should make one of them stay the night.
646 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:54:51 ID:Hs285RJb: Just try to imagine it! Kansai, Loli and Miss Undie all in your room!!!!????
ASDFGHJKLMNBVCXZQWERTYUIOP
647 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:55:15 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>641
Dude, this is no time to be watching your shrimpswwwwwww
648 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:55:34 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>632
I'm so jelly now it makes me sick to my stomach!
649 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:55:49 ID:uS0MepdW: Is that all you can do, Molester??
Show us a miracle, Molester!
↓
650 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:55:51 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>641
Now I get it.
Loli Jugs is your nemesis, isn't she?
You can't do anything when she's around.
651 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:56:05 ID:kNEA5hJ5: I see!! This is where the crab hot pot we predicted ages ago comes into play and...

........how did it go again?
652 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:56:08 ID:p/Y21jsV: It's almost 4 in the morning.
One half of me is happy for Molester and is happily reading his report.
The other half wants a murder license to murder him.
653 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:56:11 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>645
That's it!

Call Glasses and get him to buy you crab one more time.
Then, let's have a crab party all together!
We VIPPERs will join the party as the merry neighbors.
654 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:56:11 ID:nj9OmKYJ: Yeah, hot pot, hot pot!
655 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:56:36 ID:u+cQbuKe: I want OP to get his shit together.

Ask them "So, what the hell did you come to my place for!?".

Because if this goes on, I'll... I'll... (ﾉд｀)
656 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 03:56:57 ID:CZF62N9s: About five minutes passed. Having run out of ways to kill time, I asked
"Miss Understanding, would you like something to drink? A cup of green tea to warm up, maybe?".

hoping I could finally serve some green tea, but she said
"No, thanks, I won't stay long anyway..."
and gently turned down my offer.

But the more important question was what Kansai had told her anywa-

"Miss Understanding, Molester's got something to tell you."
"Eh?"
"Eh!?"

EHHHHH
657 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:56:59 ID:Hs285RJb: I'll go to the party as an old friend of Molester!!!!!
658 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:57:00 ID:c7OhDkRs: You know what, we might as well hold the party at Glasses' place!!
659 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:57:15 ID:uS0MepdW: Someone teach me how to replace Molester with myself in my imagination!
660 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:57:43 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>656
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
661 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:57:53 ID:Hs285RJb: Kansai reminds me of Kuroki Hitomi from the drama yesterday.
662 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:57:55 ID:kNEA5hJ5: ﾉｼ
Then, I'll go to the party as Loli Jugs!!
663 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:57:57 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>659
I wrote a patch and installed it on the firmware of my brain.
664 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:57:58 ID:u+cQbuKe: >>253
I want this to happen.
665 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:58:06 ID:MHsvk5f9: Whoawwwwwwwwwww There's a huge rift between Molester and the girlswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
666 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:58:08 ID:uS0MepdW: >>660
Something is about to happenーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー
667 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:58:20 ID:nj9OmKYJ: Kansai is amazing.
668 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:58:37 ID:p/Y21jsV: And the liar was sent to the hill of Calvary!
669 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:58:46 ID:Jxx2n9XG: Whoawww What a curve ballwwwww
670 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:59:07 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Now, how will Molester react to this killer pass from Kansai? ↓
671 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:59:08 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: Maan, Kansai has got to be a VIPPERwwwwwww
672 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:59:08 ID:Kodw6XQ2: INCOMING RAID!!!!!

Hey, where are the trenches?
WHERE ARE THE TRENCHES!?
673 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:59:17 ID:c7OhDkRs: That means, option 1 in >>120 was the right one!
674 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:59:42 ID:uS0MepdW: Kansai is watching this thread right now.
675 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/23 03:59:43 ID:/KnfOwst: +　　　+
　 ∩＿∩ 　+
　（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・）　ba-dump ba-dump pant pant
　（0ﾟつ旦O +
　と＿_）__）　+
676 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 03:59:48 ID:MHsvk5f9: Oh shit, what if this actually gets turned into a book?
What if OP is actually a literary talented writer?ww
677 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:00:01 ID:CZF62N9s: W-Wait a second!! Miss Kansai! You can't do this to me, Miss Kansai!!!

"Eh? You told... her... right?"
"Nope, nothing yet."

EHHHH

"Eh? Seriously now!?"
"You'll just have to tell her yourselfw"
"Tell her yourselfw"

Loli seemed beyond saving at this point. She was totally dozing off.

"Eh? What? What? Tell me what?"
Miss Understanding, on the other hand, seemed as clueless as ever.
678 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:00:12 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>645
Agreed.
All you need is booze, a hot pot, a memo pad and a few pencils.
Then you can ask the thread to teach you a few simple but fun party games.
679 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:00:36 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>677
Loli dozing off is so moewwww
680 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:00:52 ID:Hs285RJb: I can't take it anymore. Loli is too cute.
681 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:00:58 ID:uS0MepdW: >>120 was meーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

I predicted this in >>120ーーーーーーーーーーー
682 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:01:00 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>678
That reminds me, I haven't played the king game in a long time.
683 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:01:04 ID:4WegxzZS: Loli is moe.
684 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:01:20 ID:c7OhDkRs: I know where this is going...

Loli: "Let's just strip him nakedーー"
Kansai: "Yeah, let's! (slightly embarrassed)"
Miss Undie: "S-Stop it... I'd feel bad for Mr. Molester... (but her eyes are already locked onto his crotch)"
685 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:01:27 ID:u5oIn+xh: What is going on?
Hurry up and rape them!
686 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:01:46 ID:ZABCJt07: Still no Crab Man? ting ting AA
687 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:01:51 ID:u+cQbuKe: If OP stays composed and doesn't lose it, he should be able to wing it.
688 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:02:28 ID:FAUJyGQz: It's like the girls are characters from an eroge. There's a girl for every taste.
689 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:02:32 ID:uS0MepdW: He can't lie to Miss Understanding anymore.
Kansai is watching.
690 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:02:53 ID:MHsvk5f9: It's time to call an ASE driver for help.
691 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:03:00 ID:c7OhDkRs: In b4 we get to see more of OP's premature ejaculation, or masterful handling, as OP prefers to call it.
692 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:03:13 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>688
That's because the storyteller is the king of dating sims and we see the story through his eyes.
693 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:04:07 ID:TNFv/36z: In b4 OP's masterful handling ends in a confession of love to Loli.
694 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:04:40 ID:c7OhDkRs: Shit, I wish I had booze and some snacks to go with it...
Am I supposed to get drunk on Loli Jugs or what?
695 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:04:56 ID:u+cQbuKe: 1. Keep lying even though Kansai is watching
2. Say the truth
3. Confess to Miss Understanding
696 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:05:04 ID:uS0MepdW: Still no new postｰｰ? ting ting pow
697 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:05:04 ID:CZF62N9s: Hey, is Guan Yu there!? Someone call general Guan Yu!!
Grr... He's never there when you need him! I guess I'll have to do this one by myself!

"Look, it's about tomorrow..."
"Eh? Ahh, please don't worry about it. It was too sudden. I should have asked sooner."
"No, no, I was the one who suggested it first..."
"Like I said, please don't worry about it. Are you going to watch Howl's?"
"Ahh, I hear it's off to a good start."
"I want to watch it too. I went to watch Mononoke Hime twice!"
"I heard Kimura Takuya's acting sucked though."
"Ehh? Really?"

Kansai intervened.

"Hey, you're digressing."
"..............................essing."

No, you just shut up and sleep.
698 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:05:05 ID:p/Y21jsV: In b4 OP's handling is so masterful he drives himself into a pit stop between Loli's Jugs.
699 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:05:05 ID:38eoN7AE: What's going on in this thread?
700 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:05:35 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>693
Sorry, but that's a dead end!
Too bad!
701 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:05:46 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>697
"..............................essing."
Okay, I'm drunk.
702 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:06:09 ID:u+cQbuKe: 　　
　　　　"I WANT TO WATCH IT TOO."
　
703 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:06:19 ID:4WegxzZS: ".........................................................liar. (in a very small voice)"
704 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:06:27 ID:nj9OmKYJ: No idea which of the girls said they want to see it,
but I sure hope you asked her out to the movies after that.
705 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:06:32 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >No, you just shut up and sleep.
As soon as she falls asleep, Molester Man will turn into a molester man.
706 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:07:29 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>702
That's what "Molester Man" is all about.

He makes everyone want to root for him.
707 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:07:33 ID:7GwWQvln: You are a coward.
708 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:07:38 ID:Kodw6XQ2: Am I the only one who feels like Loli Jugs' cuteness is off the charts tonight?
709 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:07:40 ID:Hs285RJb: http://www.kurushima.com/area3/new/804.htm
It's 17,640 yen. Are you gonna buy it, OP?w
710 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:08:13 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>707
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711 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:08:32 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>704
It's Miss Undie, isn't it?
I doubt OP asked her out... I doubt he realizes it was his chance to ask her out...
712 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:09:18 ID:eIjaj/Ie: I have to work in a few hours, but I can't take my eyes off this thread!
713 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:09:47 ID:CZF62N9s: "You see, the reason I can't go tomorrow is because I'm going to visit my parents..."
"?"
Miss Understanding didn't seem to follow.
"I'm not going to the movies tomorrow. The truth is, I'm going to my parents' place..."
"Eh? Eh?"
"I thought you'd feel bad if I told you the truth, so I lied. But it was a stupid thing to do. Sorry."
"??????"

She seemed completely clueless.
Is Miss Understanding a little slow or is Kansai amazing because she got it right away?
But telling her
"It's all your fault that I caused my parents lots of trouble and now I have to go apologize!"
was out of the question.

I was trying to come up with a better way to explain it, when Kansai suddenly...
714 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:09:52 ID:Hs285RJb: >>712
eIjajIe!!
715 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:09:56 ID:AIWwjCDC: I see much potential in Molesterw
716 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:10:37 ID:4WegxzZS: Molester sure loves to blueball us...
717 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:10:44 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>710
This made me laugh so hardwww
I was in that thread earlierww
718 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:11:10 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>713
It sounds funny when you put it like that, almost like you're going to your parents' place to tell them you're getting married or something.
719 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:11:30 ID:FAUJyGQz: Quit adding a cliffhanger everytime something important happens!!
It makes me rage and gives me a boner at the same time!
Put it together and you get

A RAGING BONER.
720 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:11:31 ID:TNFv/36z: It's a VIP quality.
721 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:11:35 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>713
Kansai got it right away because you'd told her about how getting mistaken for a molester caused your parents trouble.
There's no way Miss Undie could figure it out as quickly without that background knowledge...

Besides, if she'd gotten it right from the start... then this wonderful event wouldn't have happened in the first place.
722 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:11:54 ID:uS0MepdW: I predict that since Miss Understanding doesn't seem to get it,
Kansai will explain everything to her in a way she'll understand.
723 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:12:21 ID:u+cQbuKe: I was trying to come up with a better way to explain it, when Kansai suddenly >>253
724 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:12:26 ID:FAUJyGQz: >>722
I predict she'll only add a few sentences but still manage to show OP in a good light.
725 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:12:37 ID:Hs285RJb: I was trying to come up with a better way to explain it, when Kansai suddenly started taking off her clothes. (;´Д｀) pant pant
726 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:13:18 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>710
That AA reminds me of how I didn't get to post my AA at the end of the Devil Fruit threadw
Oh well, it was an amateurish AA anyway.
727 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:13:24 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>724
I predict that Miss Undie still won't get it.
728 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:13:55 ID:CZF62N9s: "What he's trying to say is, Molester's visiting his parents to apologize for all the trouble he caused them lately."

Whoa, whoa! Isn't that a bit too direct!? Are you from Axa Direct!?
"??"
Miss Understanding still didn't understand.
"And he didn't tell you the truth 'cause he thought you'd feel guilty."

A moment of silence followed.

Unable to bear the silence, I said
"Thanks, Kansai. In the end, you had to say it."
"You're hopeless. I called her over so you could tell her yourself, you know?"
".................................zzz."
You go home.
729 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:14:05 ID:QxEw3fUc: >>720
×It's a VIP quality
○It's the VIP quality
730 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:14:46 ID:p/Y21jsV: It was a lie that triggered this event.
Why did school never teach me that lying leads to foursomes?
731 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:14:49 ID:u+cQbuKe: Loli's sleeping. (;´Д｀) pant pant
732 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:14:56 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>728
>".................................zzz."
I'm beyond drunk now...
733 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:15:02 ID:uS0MepdW: >>728
That's what happens when you put OP on the spot with a curve ball like thatーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー
734 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:15:26 ID:FAUJyGQz: >>729
×It's a VIP quality
×It's the VIP quality

○That is VIP QUALITY.
735 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:15:26 ID:ZAAGLXQZ: Who are you kidding, OP? You don't really want her to go home, do you? (　´∀｀)σ)´∀｀)
736 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:15:38 ID:MHsvk5f9: Is Kansai still trying to bring OP and Miss Undie together?
737 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:16:13 ID:c7OhDkRs: It's like her curve ball slipped out of her hand when she threw itw
738 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:16:22 ID:qIsnQhiD: That's what you get for cheap Aussie beef, OP.
If you had at least promised her ramen...
739 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:16:28 ID:Kodw6XQ2: My dick is starting to get hardwwwww

I swear, if Kansai says "I'd feel bad waking her up, so I'm leaving her here for the night, okay?" now...
740 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:16:44 ID:MHsvk5f9: So the morale of the story is, an average pilot can't use Char's Zaku to its full potentialw
741 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:16:59 ID:kNEA5hJ5: We better brace ourselves. I feel like the real bombing is yet to come.

Have you dug your trenches? Does everyone have a shovel?
742 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:17:13 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: That's Kansai for ya.
Doesn't mind Molester's lie because it was just a dumb white liew
743 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:17:50 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>736
Well, granted Miss Undie already turned him down once, but she might still change her mind...
And this would be the best time to do so.

The Kansai in my imagination feels the same way.
744 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:18:07 ID:CZF62N9s: "Ahh, you didn't have to worry about it..."

Miss Understanding said as if she had finally understood.

"No, it's all my fault. I was overthinking it."
"No, I..."
"No, no, it was my..."

We took turns taking the blame, half out of modesty and half out of stubborness, until Kansai interrupted us again.

"So, what about the day after tomorrow?"

Oh, right, the day after tomorrow.
745 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:18:12 ID:FAUJyGQz: >>739
"I can't ride her home on my bike when she's this wasted,
but I can't leave her here by herself either, so I guess I'll stay the night too."

is more likely...
746 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:18:13 ID:p/Y21jsV: Summon Seraph Yamaoka now! Persona!
747 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:18:16 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>741
('A`) Ohhh yeah.
748 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:18:18 ID:uS0MepdW: Wait, OP's going to have to treat Kansai to Aussie beef for this?
It borders on a scamw She didn't do anythingw But I guess we got a nice event out of it.
749 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:18:40 ID:TNFv/36z: >741
Why are you acting like this is the "Men Getting Shot from Behind" thread?
750 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:19:06 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>745
ｍ9っ｀Д´) That's it!!

Whoawwwwwww I think I'm gonna HNNNNNNG to deathwwwww
751 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:19:12 ID:FAUJyGQz: >>749
No, he's acting like this is Train Man.
752 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:19:51 ID:MHsvk5f9: Is Aussie beef that expensive that you'd treat someone to it?
Isn't it just normal beef imported from Australia?
753 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:19:52 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>745
Wait a second...

Then they're both sleeping next to him right now!!!!???
754 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:20:06 ID:u+cQbuKe: I have this bad feeling that Miss Understanding still doesn't get what's going on.
755 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:20:06 ID:QxEw3fUc: >>749
That's what I thought toowww
756 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:20:14 ID:uS0MepdW: Isn't this exactly the kind of situation we always fantasize about?ww

OTL
757 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:20:28 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>751
Not sure if this is bait, but Train Man started in the "Men Getting Shot from Behind"...
758 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:21:22 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>756
You know, this thread may be "shadow seicross" in its purest form.
759 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:21:29 ID:MHsvk5f9: So, Molester finally got to know the difference between the smell of a vagoo and the smell of that snack, huh?
760 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:21:41 ID:kNEA5hJ5: >749
Because Molester keeps ending every single one of his posts with a cliffhanger...
That's why waiting for his next post feels like waiting for the next bomb to hit.
761 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:21:47 ID:FAUJyGQz: >>757
I had no idea...
I'm sorry I was born. ('A`)
762 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:22:13 ID:CZF62N9s: "Shall we go the day after tomorrow?"
"It's a Thursday, right? I'm free if it's in the afternoon..."
"Same here. Are stores in Akihabara open in the afternoon?"
"They are. There aren't that many stores in Akihabara that sell self-defense products anyway."

I don't remember what we talked about after this in detail, but it was about self-defense products.
We agreed that installing surveillance cameras would take it too far and that stun guns aren't that effective.
I remember enjoying this part of the conversation.
Partly because I could finally catch my breath.
If there was one thing that bothered me, it was Loli talking in her sleep from time to time.
763 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:22:18 ID:Kodw6XQ2: At this point, no one could foresee that >>753's wishful thinking────

would actually come true in the most unexpected way.
764 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:23:12 ID:MHsvk5f9: Post a pic of Loli's sleeping face.
765 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:23:34 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>762
Please elaborate on what Loli said in her sleep.
766 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:23:35 ID:FAUJyGQz: Having a raging boner again. ('A`)
767 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:23:36 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>761
Don't kill yourself.

Stardust bo━━━('A`)A`)A`)A`)A`)A`)A`)A`)━━━ys......
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768 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:23:40 ID:uS0MepdW: >>762
There are three women sleeping in Molester's room right now.
769 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:23:42 ID:nj9OmKYJ: >>762
What she said in her sleep is important.
Don't leave it out.
770 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:23:59 ID:lyD1Yxqo: ∩∩_, ,_　_, ,_∩∩
ミミ(Д´≡｀Д)彡　Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
　ミ⊃⊃⊂⊂彡
　　|　　　|
　　し ωJ
771 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:24:05 ID:Hs285RJb: They're talking about Akihabara again (´д｀)!!
772 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:24:17 ID:kNEA5hJ5: >>762
Loli fell asleep...

Don't tell me you're smoking in bed right now with your head on Loli's arm as a pillow!!
773 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:24:24 ID:u+cQbuKe: Loli: "..............................so yummy..."
774 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:24:51 ID:MHsvk5f9: Loli: "..............................no, not there........."
775 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:25:24 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Loli: ".................................stiff shoulders☆.................."
776 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:25:29 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: Loli: "..............................whoawww..."
777 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:25:33 ID:uS0MepdW: Loli: "Molester.................................... I lov......"
778 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:25:34 ID:eIjaj/Ie: Loli: "..............................asdfg...... hjkl..."
779 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:25:37 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>762
I haven't heard anyone talk in their sleep for a while now.
Please tell me what she said in her sleep!
By the way, the funniest thing I've heard someone say in their sleep so far is "I heard you still weigh over 150kg."!
780 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:25:46 ID:CZF62N9s: "Ehh? Seriously?"
"What about places to have lunch at?"
"Don't worry, there are many."

"But you know! But you know!!"

"......"
"......"
"......is she talking in her sleep?"

or

"But I really want to watch Howl's."
"Let's all go watch it!"
"I bet the theaters are still sold out."

"You're right! You're right!"

"......"
"......"
"......is she talking in her sleep again?"
781 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:26:22 ID:c7OhDkRs: Loli: "............not there!.........that's...... the...... wrong...... hole..."
782 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:26:29 ID:TNFv/36z: Loli: "........................crab paste (in a very small voice)......"
783 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:26:45 ID:uS0MepdW: The correct answer was
"But you know! But you know!!"
"You're right! You're right!".

None of us got it right.
784 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:26:55 ID:Kodw6XQ2: You guyswww
785 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:27:00 ID:p/Y21jsV: Actually, they're all lying on the magic blanket that has absorbed the mysterious bodily fluids of three more women now.
Only the VIPPERs are still oblivious to this.
786 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:27:16 ID:R9nrVSQ4: Loli: "Makunouchi! Makunouchi!"
787 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:27:17 ID:MHsvk5f9: Loli: "..............................RUB IT!"
788 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:27:35 ID:MHsvk5f9: Are there really places you can eat lunch at in Akihabara?
789 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:27:56 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>785
Loli: "............so......big......can't stop......eating......"
790 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:28:02 ID:nj9OmKYJ: >>785
Nah, we just don't ask him about stuff he made up in his head to fap to itw
791 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:28:04 ID:Hs285RJb: You'd stand out like a sore thumb if you took the girls to Akiba.
792 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:28:11 ID:FAUJyGQz: I can totally imagine Molester sniffing his blanket like crazy after they've left.
793 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:28:23 ID:Kodw6XQ2: Loli: "..............................Tits!! Tits!! (in a very small voice)"
794 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:28:33 ID:qIsnQhiD: Kansai: "But I really want to watch Howl's."
Miss Understanding: "Let's all go watch it!"
Molester: "I bet the theaters are still sold out."

Who said which line? I hope you weren't the one who said the last line, Molester...
795 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:28:43 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: Loli: "............I wanna......Kamiyama............Mangetsu......"
796 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:28:52 ID:TNFv/36z: I thought you were going to go to Tokyu Hands!
797 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:29:19 ID:c7OhDkRs: Loli: "............it's too tight...... take it off......"
798 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:29:24 ID:nj9OmKYJ: Loli: "....................................yakui......"
799 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:29:36 ID:Hs285RJb: >>798
Lol.
800 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:29:54 ID:u+cQbuKe: Loli: "・・・・・・・・・・・what an amazing utopia!"
801 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:30:33 ID:CZF62N9s: When I checked my clock, it was already after 11pm.
Miss Understanding seemed to have other plans for the night and said she had to leave.

"I'll walk you home then."
"I guess we two should get going too... Hey, get up!!"
"...............no way."
"Hey! We're going home!!"
"............I wanna sleeeep."

Loli was sound asleep♪ again and didn't look like she would wake up anytime soon. Kansai tried hard to wake her up for a while, but to no avail.
"It's okay, I'll just go home by myself."
"Nah, we're coming with you. Let's just leave Loli here."
"Hey, this is my room!"
"I have to come back for my bike anyway. I'll just wake her up then."

I had yet to realize at this point... that we were about to leave Loli all alone in my room!!
802 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:30:38 ID:Kodw6XQ2: Loli: ".................................is......this a......vibrator......?"
803 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:30:49 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Loli: "...........................that......is......VIP......QUALITY."
804 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:30:59 ID:Hs285RJb: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
805 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:12 ID:nj9OmKYJ: >>801
Seriously!!!?
806 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:13 ID:c7OhDkRs: Loli: "..................♪A so～ft～.........win......"
807 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:13 ID:Kodw6XQ2: It's here━━━━━(ﾟ(ﾟ∀(ﾟ∀ﾟ(☆∀☆)ﾟ∀ﾟ)∀ﾟ)ﾟ)━━━━━!!

Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
808 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:26 ID:TNFv/36z: "If possible seicross" is hereｰｰｰ
809 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:34 ID:MHsvk5f9: Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwww Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
810 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:36 ID:lyD1Yxqo: >>801
I can't take it anymore...
811 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:41 ID:FAUJyGQz: In b4 the whole thing is actually candid camera and the London Boots comedians show up with a film crew.
812 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:42 ID:kNEA5hJ5: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
813 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:44 ID:eIjaj/Ie: Oh boy... Looks like we'll get to see Molester's heart waver again!
814 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:57 ID:jFtXGPac: Loli: "Whoawwwww Found his signature seal and bankboOKwwwww"
815 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:31:58 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>801
No way!!!!!

Don't tell me she's sleeping next to you right now!!
816 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:32:06 ID:p/Y21jsV: In b4 Molester Man turns into Rapist Man!
817 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:32:16 ID:FAUJyGQz: RAGING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONER
818 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:32:16 ID:qIsnQhiD: Oh shit, I love where this is going.
819 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:32:21 ID:TNFv/36z: I'm afraid we're going to hit 1000 posts before OP can finish his report.
820 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:32:40 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Wait a second, what if this is all part of a grand scheme by Loli...?

Guys, maybe we've been misunderstanding her character all this time...
821 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:32:57 ID:Kodw6XQ2: I bet 50,000 molesters that Molester has already captured Loli's sleeping face on film with his cell phone.
822 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:32:58 ID:c7OhDkRs: Hold up, what if she's reading this thread right now??
823 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:33:19 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>801
Ngh! Ugh! Waah! Gueh!
Y-You son of a bitch! Don't think you've won just yet!
824 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:33:24 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>820
Ohhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlwagfdsa
825 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:33:34 ID:MHsvk5f9: >>820
What!? You mean, even the government is involved in that grand scheme of hers?
826 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:33:39 ID:c7OhDkRs: It's a Loli Jugs flag!!

Whoawwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwww
827 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:33:43 ID:AIWwjCDC: Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
828 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:33:53 ID:CZF62N9s: Then, Kansai and I walked Miss Understanding home.
"See ya the day after tomorrow then."
"Okay. I'll write an e-mail."
"Good night."

On the way back,
"You shouldn't rely on me too much, you know?"
"Sorry."
"You almost shit your pants therew"
"Because I was sure you'd already told her everything!!"
"Or should I say you almost shit your trunks?"
"Shut up."

we had a nice chat about my pants/trunks.
And then we arrived at my place.................................
829 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:33:58 ID:nj9OmKYJ: When this thread started, I thought Molester was a loser, but now it's like the tables have turned.
830 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:34:16 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: Just when I wanted to go to bed, this happens!
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831 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:34:36 ID:Kodw6XQ2: Don't let her go home NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Whoawwwwwwwwww
832 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/23 04:34:42 ID:/KnfOwst: I'm at my limit.
pant pant...
833 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:34:53 ID:CZF62N9s: I hadn't locked my apartment because Loli was there, but when I opened the door, we were greeted with a strange smell.....................

A sour smell.
834 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:34:54 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>825
Wha-What did you say!?
　Ω ΩΩ
835 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:34:55 ID:1kup/yXn: If I was OP, I'd lie down next to Loli and masturbate while watching her sleep.
836 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:34:56 ID:FAUJyGQz: Quit dragging it out, you fucking baldy!
837 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:34:57 ID:MHsvk5f9: What happened to Kansai's bike???????
838 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:35:05 ID:qIsnQhiD: Was your room ransacked?w
839 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:35:10 ID:QxEw3fUc: >>828
Oh sheeetーーー
My heart can't take it.

You got to walk the cold streets after dark with Kansai.
I'm so jelly...
840 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:35:12 ID:Hs285RJb: It's Sourman━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
841 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:35:18 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Ahh... I'm afraid another wave of bombing is coming...

...huh? Where's Upham??
842 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:35:21 ID:Kodw6XQ2: Wait, guys!

What if Molester overslept because he and Loli Jugs had hours of rough seicro... ahem.
843 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:35:22 ID:TNFv/36z: Loli Pregs.
844 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:35:30 ID:MHsvk5f9: Did she vomit? She vomited, didn't she?
845 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:35:35 ID:AIWwjCDC: >>833
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKED
846 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:35:48 ID:FAUJyGQz: >>844
That's it!! ヽ(´∀｀)９ Point!!
847 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:36:07 ID:MHsvk5f9: I predict Loli had suddenly grown a beard.
848 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:36:08 ID:c7OhDkRs: EHHHHーーーーー

Did she throw up in her sleep?
849 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:36:12 ID:uS0MepdW: Vomit vomit.
850 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:36:14 ID:QxEw3fUc: Ah! She vomited!!
851 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:36:17 ID:Hs285RJb: Okay, now I get why OP didn't feel like sniffing his blanket after that.
852 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:36:25 ID:Kodw6XQ2: A sour smell......?

Did she pull a Merlion on your bed?wwwwwww
Now that is VIP QUALITYwww
853 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:36:36 ID:p/Y21jsV: She put his signature seal and bankbook between her boobs and made a run for itーーー!!
854 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:36:44 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Foolsー!! All of you!!

It's obvious what will happen!!

OP cleans up her vomit for her → Nurses her afterwards → Gets to fondle her boobs and have seicross with her all night!!!
855 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:36:53 ID:Hs285RJb: Molester, you ate Loli's vomit, didn't you?
856 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:36:58 ID:CZF62N9s: This smell... isn't what I think it is, is it?
Is it?
It's definitely not the smell of reptile poo or anything else my pets excrete.
It has to be what I think it is.

"Hey, rookie, is this your first time seeing a mountain of corpses?"
"Yes! Sir!!"
"In that case, try not to throw up your lunch all over the murder scene―――"

For a moment, I remembered a scene from some police drama I watched a long time ago.
857 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:37:02 ID:FAUJyGQz: >>853
I lol'd.
858 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:37:09 ID:u+cQbuKe: If this was an anime, her vomit would be sparkling.
859 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:37:19 ID:qIsnQhiD: Loli route unlocked.
She'll probably call OP in the next few days and apologize for it.
And then she'll send crab as a token of apology.
860 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:37:19 ID:c7OhDkRs: I don't know about vomit,
but I'd forgive her if she peed her pants instead.
861 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:37:20 ID:Kodw6XQ2: But the fact that she threw up means it's more likely that she's still at Molester's place now...
862 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:37:22 ID:nj9OmKYJ: Pretend like you're wiping the vomit off her shirt and.....................................................................!!!!!!!!!!
863 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:37:37 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>833
W-What happened??

Did you realize that love is not only sweet but sour too??
864 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:37:53 ID:FAUJyGQz: >>863
OP's already made a new post, slowpokew
865 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:38:01 ID:AIWwjCDC: >>861
No chance.
866 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:38:09 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>862
As if wiping it off was enough!!

You took her shirt off, Molester, didn't you?
867 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:38:28 ID:uS0MepdW: Actually, Loli was masturb...
868 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:38:46 ID:MHsvk5f9: Maybe they took a shower together.

Whoawwwwwwwww My imagination is going wild.
869 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:38:49 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>864
Oh, you're rightw
870 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:38:52 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Hey, Molester, there's something I need to know before you continue your report.

What's the diameter of her areola in centimeters??
871 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:38:55 ID:u+cQbuKe: Miss Understanding apologized to him
Kansai apologized to him
Jugs will apologize to him soon

This is getting out of hand.
872 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/23 04:39:02 ID:/KnfOwst: 　　/　　　　　　　　　＿ノ　　　　　　　　,＿ノ　　　ヽ
　 /　　　　　　　　　/ iﾆ)ヽ,　　　　　　 /rj:ヽヽ　　ヽ　　　　　　　　
　.| 　　　　　　　　;〈　!::●:c!　　　　　　' {.:●:;､! 〉　　　| 　　　　　　　 U
　|　　　　　　　　　　(つ`''"　　　　＿＿ `'ｰ''(つ　　　| 　　　　　　　　　w
　|　　　　 ///// 　　　　　　　|　　　|　　　 /// 　| 　　　　　　a a
　ヽ　　 γ´~⌒ヽ.　　　　　　/　　　　|　　　　　　/ 　　　　　　　A　a
　　ヽ　 /　　　　　ヽ　　　　/　　　　　|　　　　 /⌒ヽ　　　　　a　A
　　　＼/　　　　　　　|　　　|￣￣￣￣|　　　／　　　ヽ　　　H　h
　　　 / 　　　　　　　|　　　　　　　　　　　　／

Vomit vomit!!
873 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:39:05 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>866
　＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_ She pulls a Merlion... Some of it gets on her shirt... He makes her take her shirt off...? Tits??
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／

　　　∧∧
　Σ(ﾟ∀ﾟ ) Tits!
　＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
／　└-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　－＝≡　　　　 _　_　∩
　－＝≡　　　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
－＝≡　　　　⊂　 ⊂彡
　－＝≡　　　（　⌒)
　　－＝≡　　　c し
874 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:39:05 ID:c7OhDkRs: Say "Ah, you got some of it on your pants too!!"
and take her pants off too!
875 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:39:26 ID:p/Y21jsV: You let her use your shower, didn't you!?
You did, didn't you!!??
876 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:39:30 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: 　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
877 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:39:40 ID:Hs285RJb: I feel bad for the VIPPERs who already went to bed.
878 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:39:42 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: 　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
879 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:39:56 ID:kNEA5hJ5: 　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
880 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:39:58 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: 　　　　　　　　　　 ∩
　　　　　　　（　・∀・）彡　Tits! Tits!
　　　　　　⊂l⌒⊂彡
　　　　　　　（＿） )　 ☆
　　　　　　　((（＿）☆
881 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:40:05 ID:MHsvk5f9: 　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
882 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:40:07 ID:QxEw3fUc: Oh crap.
I have to take the first limited express train in a few hours...
But I need to know what happened next.
883 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:40:14 ID:c7OhDkRs: If it was the smell of Loli having a wet dream, I'd have a wet dream myself.
884 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:40:17 ID:uS0MepdW: Loli takes a shower → Loli leaves → Molester looks for her pubic hairs in the shower all night

No doubt about it.
885 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:40:22 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　Tits! Tits!
　　　　　　　　　　－＝≡　　　 _　　∩　　 _ ∩　　　　　≡ _　　　∩
　　　　　　　　　－＝≡　　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 (　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　　≡　　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　< Tits!
　　　　　　　　－＝≡　　　⊂　 ⊂彡 ⊂　 ⊂彡　　≡　　　⊂　 ⊂彡　< Tits!
　　　　　　　　　－＝≡　　（　⌒) 　　（　⌒) 　　　≡　　　（　⌒)
　　　　　　　　　　－＝≡　　c し'　　　c し'　　　　　　≡　　c し'
886 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:40:24 ID:Hs285RJb: 　 _ 　 ∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Loli Tits! Loli Tits!
　⊂彡
887 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:40:38 ID:u+cQbuKe: 　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Genseishin Justirisers! Gen... Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
888 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:40:46 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: 　　　　　　Tits!　　　　　Tits!
Tits!　　　　Tits!
　　　Tits!　　Tits!
　　　　　((∩　　　　　∩))
Tits! (∩_, ,_　　　_, ,_∩)) Tits!
　　　　((⊂　((Д´；≡；｀Д))ﾉ∩))
　　　　　　　((⊂ l⌒i　 /　⊃))　Tits!
　　　　　((⊂　　（＿） )　　))　∪))
Tits! ((＿((（＿)))＿)))
889 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:40:49 ID:Hs285RJb: If this thread hits 1000 posts until 4:50, I'll post loli tits. (jk)
890 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:40:55 ID:CZF62N9s: We nervously approached the bed..................

OH SHIT!

OH MY GOD, JOHNNY! LOOK AT THESE BURN MARKS ON MY FRYING PAN! IT'S USELESS NOW!
I HAVE JUST THE RIGHT THING FOR YOU! THE MIRACLE CLEANER!!
WOW! THIS IS AMAZING!!
TSK TSK TSK... THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT'S AMAZING ABOUT IT, MICHAEL!
IT COMES WITH THIS BRUSH... EXCELLENT!! THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY!!

I don't care if it's called "TURBO TIGER" or "MIRACLE ERASER"...
Please tell me if you know of a mail-order product that can make my blanket clean again.
I'll buy it.
891 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:41:04 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Watch this thread go from

Tits! Tits! to Pics! Pics!

in a few minutes.
892 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:41:04 ID:uS0MepdW: 　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits! Loli! Loli!
　⊂彡
893 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:41:06 ID:MHsvk5f9: Yakui.
I really need to get some sleep...

BUT

Like I could go to bed when this shit is happening!
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894 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:41:07 ID:fgn7os0y: That's exactly right.
895 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/23 04:41:07 ID:/KnfOwst: Now this feels more like VIPww
896 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:41:22 ID:p/Y21jsV: >>884
"Molester licks every remaining water drop in the shower" is missing.
897 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:41:24 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>890
WhoawwwwwwwwwwwwwwOKwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
898 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:41:25 ID:Hs285RJb: >>890
Fucking LOLww
899 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:41:30 ID:c7OhDkRs: Forget the report! Tell us what the situation is like now!!

Is Loli Jugs lying next to you naked? Is she wrapped in a blanket?
900 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:04 ID:u+cQbuKe: Vomiting in your sleep is sad as fuck for the person who did it, but it's funny as hell for bystanders.
901 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/23 04:42:05 ID:/KnfOwst: Molester is hilariousww
902 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:06 ID:lyD1Yxqo: 　　　　　 _, ,_ ∩　　　　　　.∩ _, ,_ 　
　　　　　　(　`Д´)彡　　　　　　ミ(`Д´　)　Tits! Tits!
　　　　　⊂l⌒⊂彡　　　　　　　ミ⊃⌒l⊃
　　　　　　（＿） )　 ☆　　　　☆ 　( （＿）
　　　　　　((（＿）☆　　　　　　　☆（＿）))
903 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:12 ID:AIWwjCDC: Why are there so many people here? It's almost 5amwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
904 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:25 ID:Kodw6XQ2: If she puked in her sleep, then she must have gotten it all over her clothes.
I think there's a good chance that Loli Jugs is spending the night at Molester's place.
905 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:33 ID:QxEw3fUc: 　　THIS PARTY IS ABOUT TO HIT ITS CLIMAX!!
906 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:34 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>890
Lolww
You should become a writer.
907 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:39 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>890
We? Did Loli wake up or what?
908 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:42 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: 　　　　　　Tits!　　　　　Tits!
Tits!　　　　Tits!
　　　Tits!　　Tits!
　　　　　((∩　　　　　∩))
Tits! (∩_, ,_　　　_, ,_∩)) Tits!
　　　　((⊂　((Д´；≡；｀Д))ﾉ∩))
　　　　　　　((⊂ l⌒i　 /　⊃))　Tits!
　　　　　((⊂　　（＿） )　　))　∪))
Tits! ((＿((（＿)))＿)))

>>903
WhoawwwwwwwIt's just me spamming the threadwwwwwwwww
909 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:44 ID:MHsvk5f9: What happened to Kansai's bike?
910 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:42:58 ID:nj9OmKYJ: Cleaning up vomit with Kansai, huh...
That kind of shared experience can bring you closer together.
911 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:43:03 ID:uS0MepdW: Where's the next thread?

Tits! Tits!
912 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:43:17 ID:p/Y21jsV: But even during a climax, the thread comes to a halt when it nears the 950th post.
913 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:43:25 ID:QxEw3fUc: >>950 starts the next thread.
914 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:43:26 ID:Hs285RJb: >>909
Molester and Kansai walked Miss Undie home, so Kansai's bike is still where it was before.
915 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:43:28 ID:u+cQbuKe: Maybe her parents will come pick her up.
916 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:43:51 ID:MHsvk5f9: Hm? Is Kansai still at OP's place?

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917 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:43:55 ID:c7OhDkRs: And the thread suddenly slowed down. lol
918 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:44:04 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>907
No, he came back with Kansai. Reread >>828.
919 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:44:25 ID:Hs285RJb: But damn, >>890 is amazing. It's a literary masterpiece.
920 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:44:40 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Ahh, now I get it.
I went back and reread OP's posts. He returned to his place "with Kansai". Everything makes sense now.

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　⊂彡
921 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:45:09 ID:CZF62N9s: It wasn't much, but there was no doubt about it. I could make out pieces of salami and lettuce.
And Loli was sleeping next to it with a smile as pure as an angel's.

Kansai and I looked at each other.
"What do we do?"
"Good question."
"Will you help me clean up?"
"Yeah."

First of all, we moved Loli from the bed to the floor.
Then Kansai took the blanket to the bathroom.
"I'll wash it off in the shower, okay?"
"Okay, thanks."

While moving the futon out of the way, I took a closer look at Loli.
922 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:45:12 ID:MHsvk5f9: Ah, fuck it. Who cares what happened to her bikew

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(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
923 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:45:22 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>918
I see. For some reason, I thought he walked them both home...
Thanks. Like I said, my left brain's long shut down.
924 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:45:48 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >First of all, we moved Loli from the bed to the floor.

He touched her......
925 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:45:53 ID:kNEA5hJ5: >>923
　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
926 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:45:56 ID:AIWwjCDC: She threw upwwwwwwwwwwwwWhat a messwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
927 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:46:05 ID:i3hfBMdP: >>923
You know, in a way, this shit is more erotic than your average erotica.
928 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:46:06 ID:u+cQbuKe: 　>"I'll wash it off in the shower, okay?"

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T
929 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:46:19 ID:lyD1Yxqo: 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ⊂⊃
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 _, ,_ ∩
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　＜ Tits!
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　彡 ∪⊂彡　　　 Tits!
　　　　　　　∩　　　　　　　　　ＵＪ
　　　　　⊂⌒(　　_, ,_）　
　　　　　　｀ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
930 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:46:21 ID:nj9OmKYJ: >>921
Damn. It's like you're a couple or something.
931 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:46:27 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>921
An angelic face drenched in vomit... Now that's something for people with an acquired taste.
932 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:46:33 ID:uS0MepdW: CURRENTLY DISPOSING WASTE

CURRENTLY DISPOSING WASTE

CURRENTLY DISPOSING WASTE
933 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/23 04:46:53 ID:/KnfOwst: >>921
I see why you were so tired you fell asleep afterwards.
934 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:46:54 ID:QxEw3fUc: >>950 starts the next thread.
935 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:47:05 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>931
Yeah, well, I bet you there are people with a vomit fetishwwww
936 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:47:14 ID:kNEA5hJ5: 950
The thread really does slow down when it's close to 950 postswwwwwwww

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(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
937 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:47:22 ID:MHsvk5f9: Loli: "..................sorry but......I can't swallow......it all......"
938 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:47:25 ID:c7OhDkRs: Wait, wait.

Don't tell me............Kansai stayed the night too???!!!!
939 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:47:33 ID:bVQPUDra: 　　　　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　（ ´Д｀）＜　I've had enough of this thread. I'm out of here.
　　　　　　　　　　／,　　/　　　＼
　　　　　　　　　(ぃ９　　|　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　 /　　　 /、
　　　　　　　　 /　　　∧_二つ
　　　　　　　 /　　　/
　　　　　　　 /　　　＼
　　　　　　　/　 /~＼　＼
　　　　　　 /　 /　　　>　）
　　　　　／　ノ　　 /　／
940 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:47:46 ID:AIWwjCDC: It's like we're in a chicken race toward a cliff, only the cliff is the 950th post here.
941 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:47:49 ID:u+cQbuKe: How much work can it be to start a damn thread!?

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(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
942 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:47:50 ID:CZF62N9s: Apparently, I was too loud because Loli suddenly said
"Uhhh... Keep it down～"

No, you put a sock in it.
There was some vomit near her mouth and some more on her clothes.

Since I didn't have anything to do, I put a bath towel on Loli and waited for Kansai.
943 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/23 04:47:59 ID:/KnfOwst: Vomit smells horrible no matter whose mouth it came from...
Even it was a girl with an angelic face, I'd be disgusted.
944 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:48:21 ID:QxEw3fUc: Kansai taking care of everything. (*´д｀*) pant pant
945 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:48:23 ID:AIWwjCDC: >>942
Nice, very nice.
946 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:48:27 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>941
Way too much work.

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(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
947 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:48:50 ID:Kodw6XQ2: ↓ Only a few posts left till 950w
948 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:48:53 ID:Hs285RJb: Fondle her boobs!
949 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:48:54 ID:lyD1Yxqo: 　　　　_、_
　　（　,_ﾉ` )　Whew...
　　(　　　）
　　|　　　|　
　　し ⌒Ｊ
950 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:48:59 ID:gIvtUkdI: I stopped reading shortly after OP met up with that girl again,
managed to clear up the misunderstanding and walked home with her.
But what the fuck is going on here? How did we get from that to this?
951 : Pink Brains ◆C5EKtMD8/k : 04/11/23 04:49:02 ID:GmCjnfY7: You're going to just wash the blanket and use it? Dude, someone puked on it...
If it was me, I'd throw it away and get myself a new one.
952 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:49:06 ID:MHsvk5f9: >950
Thanks in advance for the next thread.
953 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:49:14 ID:u+cQbuKe: Whoever is 950, start the new thread.
954 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:49:16 ID:uS0MepdW: >>950
You're it.
955 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:49:31 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>950
Thank you.
956 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:49:36 ID:kNEA5hJ5: Whoever gets >>1000 wins... Start!!

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957 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:49:40 ID:nj9OmKYJ: >>950
I know you don't even get what's going on right now,
but please start the next thread.
958 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:50:03 ID:AIWwjCDC: So sleepy.
959 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:50:11 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >>950
Lol.
960 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:50:13 ID:p/Y21jsV: May the race to the 1000th post begin!
961 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:50:20 ID:iqFUJlfO: Woah! I could tell from the number of posts that something had happened, but I didn't think OP was still in the middle of his report!
962 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:50:26 ID:MHsvk5f9: ↓ Someone post the template first post for the poor fellow.
963 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:50:45 ID:YhEvfI+Y: Alright, the battle for the 1000 GET is on!
964 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:50:45 ID:Hs285RJb: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 16

1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
　Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
　The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
　And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 15
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101094072/

Templates omitted.
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
↑ Go here for a summary of the threads.

>>950 starts the next thread.
965 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:50:46 ID:nj9OmKYJ: >>961
FUJlfO! You almost had it!!
966 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:50:57 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: 　　　　　　Tits!　　　　　Tits!
Tits!　　　　Tits!
　　　Tits!　　Tits!
　　　　　((∩　　　　　∩))
Tits! (∩_, ,_　　　_, ,_∩)) Tits!
　　　　((⊂　((Д´；≡；｀Д))ﾉ∩))
　　　　　　　((⊂ l⌒i　 /　⊃))　Tits!
　　　　　((⊂　　（＿） )　　))　∪))
Tits! ((＿((（＿)))＿)))

ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip982.jpg
967 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/23 04:51:15 ID:/KnfOwst: +　　　+
　 ∩＿∩ 　+
　（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・）　ba-dump ba-dump pant pant
　（0ﾟつ旦O +
　と＿_）__）　+
968 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/23 04:51:26 ID:CZF62N9s: Then, Kansai came back.
"I got most of it off, but... is there a dry cleaning service nearby～?"
"I don't know, I've never needed one..."
"What about the futon?"
"The futon seems fine. Never mind that and do something about Loli please. She got some of it on her shirt."
"Oh no..."

I remember thinking that Kansai was like a nanny looking after a child.

"Now, now, let's get your clothes off, shall we?"
"..............................too loud......"
"Could you strip her in the bathroom...?"
"Ah, my bad."
969 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:51:28 ID:c7OhDkRs: Don't tell me......

Molester, dude, don't tell me you had a fucking menage a trois!!
And then you all three fell asleep naked in a huddle on the floor... Fuck, I gave myself a boner again.
970 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:51:38 ID:uS0MepdW: Still no new post from Moleser? What's taking him so long??
971 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:51:41 ID:u+cQbuKe: >>966
I'm afraid we need to take a commercial break now.
972 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:51:42 ID:kNEA5hJ5: >>966

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973 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:51:44 ID:uv+F/vQN: Going for the (σ´∀`)σ 1000 GET with my first and only post in this thread!!
974 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:51:47 ID:gIvtUkdI: Sorry, I couldn't start the new thread. I'm in fucking Nara, but apparently there's someone in my IP range who likes to start lots of threads...
975 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:08 ID:qIsnQhiD: Ahhhh
Why would you tell her to strip her in the bathroom!?
976 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:19 ID:c7OhDkRs: >>968
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR
977 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:21 ID:Kodw6XQ2: >"Could you strip her in the bathroom...?"

（；´Д`） Wonderful... pant pant
978 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:23 ID:MHsvk5f9: >>980 starts the next thread.
979 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:24 ID:YhEvfI+Y: Alright, the battle for the 1000 GET is on!
GET!
980 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:27 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: >>968
　　　　　　Tits!　　　　　Tits!
Tits!　　　　Tits!
　　　Tits!　　Tits!
　　　　　((∩　　　　　∩))
Tits! (∩_, ,_　　　_, ,_∩)) Tits!
　　　　((⊂　((Д´；≡；｀Д))ﾉ∩))
　　　　　　　((⊂ l⌒i　 /　⊃))　Tits!
　　　　　((⊂　　（＿） )　　))　∪))
Tits! ((＿((（＿)))＿)))
981 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:31 ID:kNEA5hJ5: >>968

I'm so jellyyyyyyyyy!!!
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982 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:36 ID:1e4iihP2: 　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
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983 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:43 ID:KlHRC8EB: Is Molester a gentleman?
984 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:52:44 ID:qIsnQhiD: If this is 1000, Loli is still at Molester's place.
985 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:00 ID:u+cQbuKe: I guess, from this day forth, Loli will always feel indebted to Molester...
986 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:03 ID:uS0MepdW: Guys, we can't get on with the thread if someone doesn't start the next thread.
987 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:09 ID:QxEw3fUc: If this is 1000, I'll meet Kansai in real life one day.
988 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:11 ID:p/Y21jsV: If this is 1000, Molester's next love interest will be an idol!
989 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:12 ID:6VEv7igJ: >>968
Don't strip her in the bathroom...
990 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/23 04:53:28 ID:/KnfOwst: 　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
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991 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:29 ID:c7OhDkRs: If this is 10000, I'm heading to Molester's place right now!!
992 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:31 ID:iqFUJlfO: I'm still catching up, so I have no idea what's going on, but it seems like OP fucked up again, huh?
993 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:33 ID:nj9OmKYJ: If this is 1000, Molester is rubbing his body against Loli right now.
994 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:35 ID:o96IR8lG: 　　　　〃〃∩ 　_, ,_
　　　　　⊂⌒（　`Д´）　＜ I want the 1000 GET!
　　　　　　｀ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　wriggle wriggle
　　　　　　　　　_, ,_
　　　　　〃〃（`Д´ ∩　＜ Give me the 1000 GET now now now!
　　　　　　　　⊂　　　（
　　　　　　　　　　ヽ∩　つ　　wriggle wriggle
　　　　〃〃∩　　_, ,_
　　　　　⊂⌒（　つД´）　＜ I want the 1000 GET!
　　　　　　｀ヽ_ ノ ⊂ノ
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　wriggle wriggle
　　　　　　　∩
　　　　　⊂⌒(　　_, ,_）　＜ The 1000 GET...
　　　　　　｀ヽ_つ ⊂ノ　　
　　　　　　　　　　sniff... sniff...
995 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:37 ID:Hs285RJb: If this is 1000, I will become friends with Molester and Miss Undie and Kansai and Loli and Miss Yama.
996 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:40 ID:Kodw6XQ2: In b4 OP helps out in the bathroom.
997 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:41 ID:kNEA5hJ5: If this is 1000, OP will post pics of her tits.
998 : 1001 : 04/11/23 04:53:41 ID:7yO57fWf: 　＊　　　　+　　　　巛ヽ
　　　　　　　　　　　　〒　!　　　+　　　　。　　　　　+　　　　。　　　　　＊　　　　。
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　　　＊　　　　+　　 /　/　　　Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
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999 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:43 ID:u+cQbuKe: 　 _ 　∩
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1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/23 04:53:44 ID:ZWNTqTmQ: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 16
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101153191/
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