Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 15
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101094072/
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>>950 starts the next thread.
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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Tits! Tits!
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Mad props to you! That was a GJ in every kind of way!!
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 16
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101153191/
Crab you so much!!
Crabs a lot!!
Wonderful job.
Crab you very much.
GJ!!
Thanks!
Congrats for the 1000 GET! Nicely done!!
Crabs for the good job.
GJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THX!
Molester still not here?
Crabs for the boner.
Thanks.
The absolute madman!
GJ!!
～ PLEASE WAIT WHILE MOLESTER IS LOOKING FOR THIS THREAD ～
I feel like I'm going to have a successful day at work tomorrow!wwwwww
Woohoo! A man can dream!
Then I waited while ventilating the room until I heard a voice calling from the bathroom.
"Hey! Do you have a shirt you don't need?"
"Huh? What for?"
"She got some on her underwear and I can't wash it off here."
"So?"
"I have to bring her home and figured it's better if she's at least wearing a shirt over it."
To be honest, I don't have any shirts I don't need, but then I decided it was a good opportunity to get rid of one of my good old plaid shirts...
So I said
"Alright. Give me a minute.",
picked out two largish shirts and headed to the bathroom...
"Don't come in!!"
"S-Sorry!!"
I'd forgotten that Loli was naked. Loli was in her birthday suit.
Kansai is taking off Loli's clothes!!w
I'll wake up my wife at 5am and have seicross with her!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAW THEEEEEEEEEEM!!
>>32
>>32
>32
??32
BRING IT ON
OHHHHwwwwlwagdulaoi@
Did you see them?
You saw them, right?
I know you saw them!
Her underwear went 404!!!!
In other words, she's not wearing any...... No, don't imagine it, don't imagine it......
∩∩_, ,_ _, ,_∩∩
ミミ(Д´≡｀Д)彡 Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
ミ⊃⊃⊂⊂彡
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し ωJ
Still, can I have it when you get it back!?
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■ ■ ヽ:::::::::::::::::::. ＼／ ノ . . . +☆ .● ●
Isn't it about time for the climax of the story?
Don't worry. Your shirt will come back even better.
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( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Tits! Tits!
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Still no pics of her tits?
I wish I was Molester.
(∩ ﾟдﾟ) Ahh! Ahh! I can't hear you!
Our room, your white shirts and me～♪
Doing this and that... Woohooooo!! I'm sweating like I'm in a sauna!!!
Our broom, your white shits and me～♪
"I didn't take a picture, but the image is burnt into my mind."
All I could hear from the bathroom was the shower. I'm guessing Kansai was washing Loli's face.
By the way, how did she go from
normal to dead drunk to vomiting
without drinking any alcohol at my place? Does alcohol take a while to kick in? Did she down a ton of alcohol just before leaving the karaoke bar?
While I was wondering about that, Kansai came back.
"Sorry for all the trouble, Molester."
"It's no trouble, really. I was a bit surprised, is all."
"She just can't handle alcohol."
"You're amazing though, Kansai."
"Why?"
"You were so calm when you took care of everything."
"Well, yeah, stuff like this happens all the time at get-togethers... I guess it's the first time for you because you don't have any friends, huh?"
"Yeah."
I envy OP...... NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT!!!
I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away! I mustn't ru-
CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU CURSE YOU
So have you seen her nipples or not?
Did Kansai get naked too?
Or was she standing in the bathroom with all her clothes on?
That's it!!!
I would have given her an apron!!
On the other... I feel more like a loser than ever before...... （´・ω・｀）
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LOLwww
Dude, that's just your fetishwwww
I sense mixed feelings of love and hate from this postwww
Loli suddenly vomits and we go ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Tits!
See the fish swimming in the water and we go ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Tits!
Add some strawberry marshmallow to the mix and we go ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Tits!
WOOHOOOーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー
I'M LOSING MY SHITーーーーーーーーーー
>normal to dead drunk to vomiting
That's how it goes for most people though.
When that happens, it's too late to get the alcohol out of your system by vomiting,
so you often end up vomiting again and again.
>normal → chug a bottle → vomit soon after
In this case, however, you sober up pretty quickly.
I feel it! I've never felt it this strongly before!!
THE WORLD IS NOT FAIーーーーーーーーーーーR
what they mean when they say
truth is stranger than fiction!!
My girlfriend is trying to get me to sext with her. What do?
"Nope. It won't be a long visit anyway. I'll just pop in and say hello."
"Hmm... But you sure had your share of misfortunes lately!"
"You could say that."
"Hahaha"
"(You little...) Hahaha"
We continued chatting some more when Loli suddenly started moving.
"Ah, she woke up."
Kansai walked over to her and slapped her on the cheeks.
"Heey, are you awake?"
"Yeah, I'm awake?"
"We're going home then, okay? Can you stand?"
"I'm fine, I'm fine."
She didn't look fine no matter how you looked at her though.
Post her e-mails.
Yeah, making yourself vomit before the alcohol enters your system can be pretty useful.
I used to do it when co-workers tried to get me drunk at welcome partieswww
Brb installing a video camera in my bathroom.
You're a man among men.
I know I am.
So, Molester...
I have so many questions.
1. Is Kansai or Loli Jugs at your place right now?
2. Did you see Loli's boobs?
3. What's the diameter of Loli's areola in centimeters?
4. Be honest. Did you do it?
Now...
Please tell us so we can die of envy.
Molester >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Everyone in this thread right now
Alright!!
So I was lying around reading the Jump, Love-yan and Genshiken mags I'd bought earlier today.
"Ahh～, shit, I'm so sleepy... I guess I'll have to record today's anime."
Talking to myself like this is one of the privileges of living alone.
Then, shortly before 10pm, the piercing sound of a motorcycle engine revving cut through the night!
First, I thought to myself
"......who's making all this racket...... Another biker gang?",
but then I went back to thinking
"Love-yan is pretty moe for the main character of a cheap ecchi manga...",
until I heard
ding dong
Me and my friends used to call it "voluntary vomiting".
We'd say "Brb voluntary vomiting." and head to the toilet.
You'll never get to use it anyway.
Who was Butler again?
And when you come back, you get worried that you might still reek of vomitwww
That Kouhai girl from the family restaurant the girls work at.
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VIP is the funniest after 4am.
Every post is so fucking funny to me right now.
What happened to you guys?wwww
Lol.
( ♥∀♥)彡 Tits! Tits!
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Their (Kouhai?) co-worker girl from the family restaurant.
Wears glasses.
All he did was get mistaken for a molester... That's all he did, so whyyyyy
Fool! Flannel shirts are great on girls because the fabric rubs against their nipples like hell!
Speaking of nipples, I bet Kansai only wants to give Loli a ride home because she wants to feel her jugs on her back!!
In b4 people get molested all over Japan tomorrow.
He was just a molester at the beginning so whyyyyy
And this didn't only happen once but twice in my life.
I was 19 the first time and 23 the second time. Both times, I was on a company outing and had just decided to work on my self-control.
Yeah, right? How did she get the nickname Butler??
Kansai straddled her bike.
I couldn't help but notice how great she looked on her bike. She has the perfect figure for it.
And Loli Fake Jugs got on behind her... Hey, is she really going to be alright!?
"You sure she won't fall off?"
"Yeah, she'll be fine. Don't worry."
"Don't worry～♪"
Is this girl even aware of what she's done?
"Plus, she's wearing a helmet."
"You should keep your speed down anyway."
"I know, I know."
"Good night then."
"Good night."
After that, I wanted to collapse on my bed after taking a bath... only to realize I had removed the futon.
So I got out the futon for guests (sadly never been used) and fell asleep only moments later.
Well, yeah. If OP had been a normal guy, he'd have already boned one of them and/or cut ties with all of them.
It's time for bed, I guess.
will I get to meet my own Loli Jugs like OP did?
You licked up every water drop in the bathroom, didn't you!!!!!!!!!!????djsfulaoirewa
Thanks!
I guess I'll go to bed then too?
Thanks!!!!!!! OKwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Thanks.
So, did you see her tits in the bathroom?
Liar!! You fell asleep because you were so tired
from fapping too hard as soon as they were gonewww
Thanks. I think I'm going to bed in a bit too. Good night.
Thanks for tonight. Make sure to check your cell phone tomorrow because you're going to get a lot of e-mailsw
Okay. I'm glad I stayed up.
Good night.
True that... I mean, he got this far by always doing the opposite of what we told him to do.
I feel like his story completely contradicts every lesson I've learned from my life experiences.
Normally, OP ends his report with something like
>So this happened.
>What should I do now?
What is going on!?
Thanks for the long report, OP.
I can't begin to describe how jelly I am.
I wanna see Kansai riding a bike tooooo!
FUUUUUUCK
We thought it was just stubborness, but maybe Molester's masterful handling is actually masterful...
In my case, it's not just a feeling, I know it.
Yamaoka = Nanjo's butler
Google "Persona Nanjo Yamaoka".
In my imagination, it's a Yamaha SR.
A drunk foursome.
Guess they stayed here pretty long.
I'd say this easily ranks in the top 10 events in my life and I'm serious.
but Molester's threads are hilarious.
You never know what will happen nextw
Not number 1?
Top 10!? Wouldn't it be in the top 3 normally? How can one man be so lucky!?
Thanks.
Now try to get some rest for tomorrow.
Maybe I should get some sleep too.
I'm more amazed that it's not easily the number one event of your lifew
truth
is
OP
fapped
so
hard
in
the
bathroom
that
he
fell
asleep,
but he won't tell us. That is VIP QUALITY.
Isn't your top 10 almost exclusively made up of events that transpired in the Molester Man threads?
Than...ks?
I'll see if I can find an explanation in the older threads.
I can't even think of one memorable event...
FUuuuuuUuuUUUUUUUUUCK!
It's pretty obvious what you were trying to do when it happenedwwwwwwww
It's already 5am. I'm off to bed. Good night.
I got them two years ago... Right, I was about to move to the city to live alone. Back then I still had a faint hope that going to university would change my life...
Mom: "One futon should be enough, right?"
Me: "No, I'm going to be living alone, you know? When I make friends over there, they might want to crash at my place.
I'll take two futons with me, just in case."
Fast forward to now. The second futon was finally used tonight for the first time. By me. ＯＴＬ
When I got surrounded and verbally abused by several female students in middle school, maybe?
Target subject: Molester Man
Measurement date: 2004/11/22
Love Friend Acquaintance Creep Vomits in her sleep
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／ ヽノ /´
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Loli Jugs meter:
Target subject: Molester Man
Measurement date: 2004/11/22
Love Friend Acquaintance Creep Vomits in her sleep
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／ ヽノ /´
but Molester might still post something,
so I can't go to bed yet.
It's sad, isn't it? That futon will always remind you of shattered hope and broken dreams.
If that is true, you can have all my boners.
Don't say it.
test
It's Glasses━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!!
She's real! She's not a product of my imagination! She actually existsedrftgyfujikolp;@
>>92
though.
So what!? Your other futon is worth its weight in gold now!
It smells like Loli Jugs now, like Loli Jugs' huge jugs! That's 3 months' worth of fap material right there!!
You have the obligation to tell us about it now.
It's pretty obvious that you deserved itwwww
Shimura, behind you-
Shimura, behind you! Look behind you!
I think you just passed each other.
I'm not even that sleepy now, so I think I'll just take a quick nap, go to my parents' place, and report back when I've returned.
The crabs were a token of apology, not a token of gratitudew
If you'd only waited a few more seconds...
Crabs.
Tell us what time you're going to be backーーーーーー
I was doing the crab walk on a cliff edge for lulz
when I lost balance and tipped over backwards.
I quickly reached forward to grab on to something, but only my ring and pinky fingers made it.
And yet, I somehow managed to regain my balance with those two fingers.
I could have died there.
Crabs.
I shall cry myself to sleep now, wetting my pillow with tears of envy.
>>189
What will you do with your vomit-stained blanket now? You said Kansai got most of it off, but vomit is still vomit.
Of course, he will. After all, we're the friends he's connected to via electronic wiresw
Wow.
The only problem is that Molester will probably still prefer to have shadow seicross to pics of 2D loli.
Molester is not to be underestimated.
I'm afraid he'll turn it into his fap futon because it smells like Loli now.
Like Loli and lots of salami.
Every night, he can go
"So this is how Loli Jugs smells like inside... pant pant"
from now on.
Great minds think alikew
Try not to vomit in your sleep though.
I'll either throw it away or take it to a dry cleaning service......... The latter, it is.
But the smell will be gone if you take it to a dry cleaning service.
What a waste. orz
Guess that means Loli will never swallow OP's load, huh?
Wha-What did you say!? Ω ΩΩ
2. Fap in the bathroom Loli and Kansai were in.
3. Get naked, go outside and fap.
Yeah, OP will have more than enough fap material for a while.
Why don't you put it up on Yahoo Auctions? One of the weirdos around here might actually pay good money for it.
You mean it was OP's fault that Loli threw up?
Not happening.＾＾
"Dad... Someone threw up on my bed... I've been soiled."
Wha-What did you say!?
"I'm busy texting, son. Go talk to someone else."
"Son, introduce me to her!"
It's like they say, adversity strengthens the foundationsw
They also say "vomit makes your futon moldy.".
Î think Kansai has already noticed that you like her.
Am I the only one who thinks Kansai is still trying to set Molester up with Miss Undie?
Wow, OP's talking about how kind Kansai is━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!!
While 70% of this thread is leaning towards Loli Pukes-in-her-sleep Jugs!
I guess OP has only eyes for Kansai now. (´ー｀)b
To be honest, I'm not sure about it either.
Sometimes I get the feeling that she is and sometimes not.
Be honest. Do you want to get it on with her or not?
is because she sensed that you were about to switch to her route and wanted to change your mind.
That's why she did all that.
...is what I'm telling myself to console myself.
It wasn't just her puking in her sleep though.
The way she fell asleep on OP's bed even though it was her first time visiting him,
and how she talked in her sleep... Shit was moe.
Everyone's gone to bed already, huh...
What's the evaluation criterion?
Kansai's kindness is the biggest obstacle in your path right now though. She wants to play cupid for you and Miss Undie because you're her only male friend.
And Miss Undie doesn't seem against being more than friends with you, even if she may not be ready for a relationship yet.
But well, that's just the Miss Undie fag in me talking.
Anyways, Loli Jugs, huh...
Can't wait to see what's going to happen next.
I feel like Kansai's feelings for Molester are identical to the way a woman feels about his younger brother.
It's like she's looking after her clumsy little brother.
But she is well aware that your feelings for her are stronger than for Miss Undie by now.
The thing is, however, that Kansai is extremely shy.
All things considered, I think you have a shot at her if the mood is right.
Miss Undie and Molester.
I don't care which, but Molester needs to spend more time with one of them alone.
All our assumptions about how they feel about OP are based on hearsay so far.
Loli's feelings for Molester are probably simpler. She just wants to play around with a cute guy.
You know, like tease and poke fun at him.
Well, I can't figure her out at all. She's like a different person every time I meet her.
Today, for example, she had suddenly switched to casual speech when talking to me.
What if Miss Undie gets all depressed because of it?
Really? Loli's been talking to you like that ever since you saw her last in the family restaurant. According to your report, that is.
Really?
If it seemed like that in my report, it wasn't intentional.
>>258
What did you say!?
Isn't it obvious that Kansai would always put Miss Undie first?
I'm not sure about the exact wording anymore, but it's something I read in a book.
I see. Then I must have been a very popular guy at school
because I was in love with every girl that sat next to me in class...
Although it isn't much, please accept this as a token of apology. It's delicious."
A PACKAGE WITH A SNOW CRAB ARRIVES
Wasn't it a shadow analogy?
Just like how your shadow moves when you move,
people tend to feel the same way about you as you feel about them.
Because Kansai is too kind...
How come anything passes as kindness these days but when someone is actually kind, it doesn't?
The problem is that deep inside you always think "There's no way someone's gonna like me.".
And if your love interest thinks the same about herself, nothing will ever happen between you.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
No idea if there's anything to it or not though.
You're popular among the girls in your PC now, aren't you?
Dude.
I'm in the same boat as you.
Of course. I got a fucking harem in my PC!
It's such a relief to be on the waiting side for a change.
Tits! Tits!
Tits! Tits!
Tits! Tits!
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Tits! (∩_, ,_ _, ,_∩)) Tits!
((⊂ ((Д´；≡；｀Д))ﾉ∩))
((⊂ l⌒i / ⊃)) Tits!
((⊂ （＿） ) )) ∪))
Tits! ((＿((（＿)))＿)))
Good night, everyone.
Her personality is all about taking care of those around her, so there's no way she'd make the first move.
Women like her tend to be weak to flattery.
She's the type to blush and get all embarrassed when you say nice things to her.
Try giving her some straight-up compliments the next time you're alone with her, Molester. I guarantee it'll work.
You're way too latew
Everything seems to point at the Loli Jugs apology route now.
I knew itw
I get that you will never quit being an anime otaku,
but if you had to choose between Kansai and Miss Understanding,
your final answer would be Kansai, right?
Miss Understanding isn't even interested in me to begin withw
But regardless of that, the one I like is Kansai.
It's hereｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ!!
Good morning, guys.
That's what I wanted to hear! (・∀・)
As of now, you're most likely just a clumsy little brother to Kansai.
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1101147769/l50
I guess miracles do happenw
It's his final answer!!
Just so we're clear though, even if the Kansai route shouldn't work out,
there's no going back to the Miss Undie or Loli route, alright?
It'll only make them feel like they're your second choice. No one wants to date or even be friends with a dick like that.
Ah, but I feel like Kansai is always skillfully dodging your advances,
while Miss Undie seemed to be waiting for you to ask her out when you mentioned going to the movies.
...... ○|￣|＿
I can't believe how much happened while I was sleeping.
We have so many great events to look forward to now, like Loli's apology and shopping for self-defense products.
Show us how to play the game of love with Kansai, Molester!
"But I really want to watch Howl's."
"Let's all go watch it!"
"I bet the theaters are still sold out."
I'm still not sure who said what here.
If it's Molester → Miss Undie → Kansai,
it's safe to assume that Miss Undie wants to watch Howl's with Molester.
......but it's probably Miss Undie → Kansai → Molester.
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Here's a little something to tide you over.
Don't let a woman surprise you. You're the one who's supposed to surprise them.
Looks like it's my job to keep the thread alive. Let me post some tits.
http://www.tokyo-247.net/055mayu/ts_mayu024.jpg
I can't fap to that. Please post a different pic.
But if she does, she's going to feel so bad for what she did. That's your CHAAAANCE, OP!!
Good morning, guys.
It was 4:30am when I discovered the previous thread in the 2ch thread ranking.
Then I headed straight to the summary site, read all of it, headed back here to post in the new thread and it's 10am now.
Anyways, it was a good thing that you had cleaned up your room beforehand, Molester.
Morning, guys.
Why is the thread always dead when I get here? I wonder if Molester has already reached his parents' place.
>mfw I'm not even jelly of the people who were here for the party yesterday
>mfw I'm not even jelly of Molester Manxdjknnljiigvuaaj;$
And get us more hyped!
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Someone please tell me in a few words!
What the fuck... Σ(´Д｀lll)
Why was she there in the first place? What happened to Kansai?
This is the first time I missed an event...
Good morning, guys. ToT
Are you here everyday?
Hm? Yeah, I read the thread everyday.
Most of us here are here everyday.
Yeah, well, some stick around for hours everyday,
while others only spend a few minutes in the thread everyday.
>This is the first time I missed an event...
↑
This makes it seem like you're here all the time
Right. Let's see... I usually stick around from 7am to midnight everyday.
That's because I can check the thread at work.
But ironically, I can't watch the thread as closely after I get home because my wife keeps complaining about it.
That's why, from 10pm to midnight, I can only take quick peeks with my cell phone.
But somewhere in this thread, there's a guy running an orthopedic clinic who regularly posts while treating patientsw
who took a day off just so he can be in this thread all day.
Loli Jugs was wasted, so Molester could have spent some quality time with Kansai, but...
A different pic? Sure, but this isn't even my thread...
Here:
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ttp://www.twclub.net/images/sex/cc23.jpg
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If he had pretended it was his only futon, they might have let him spend the night at Miss Undie's place.
But as long as the trains were still running, I guess they'd have just told him to go to his parents' place instead.
He should have taken his sweet time cleaning up to make sure the last train is gone...
Aren't you misunderstanding something? Huh?
The only time you're allowed to post porn in this thread is
10 minutes before Kansai and the girls come to Molester's placew
Post something funny instead, idiot.
There's no way that would have happened.
Miss Understanding probably doesn't have more than one futon either.
He should have gone with
"We should let Loli Jugs sleep it off. Why don't you spend the night here too, Kansai?"
instead.
Gotcha.
This should do.
Molester's bed:
ttp://www.bwjoke.com/pic/bed.jpg
Btw, you must have clicked on the pics to know it was porn. You perv. （*ﾟ∀ﾟ）=3 Muahahaha
Morning, guys.
I got up just now because I stuck around till 5am this morning.
Doesn't look like anything has changed since I went to bed... OP must be having Mom's hand-made lunch by now, huh?
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Measurement date: 2004/11/22
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What a fail. I've done everything I could do wrong. orz
What the fuck?w I had no idea this was a thingww
Can someone please give me a short summary of what happened so far?
>>305
Mistaken for a molester
↓
Crabs
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Sleep vomiting
Gotcha.
You lovelorn fool!
Molester was chilling at his place wearing nothing but trunks when Kansai and Loli Jugs suddenly paid him a visit.
After quickly hiding his otaku manga and snakes, he let them into his room, still wearing nothing but trunks,
but they started ransacking his room until they found his otaku manga anyway. Kansai didn't make any fuss about it though.
After a while, Miss Undie showed up because Kansai had called her over. Molester confessed that he had lied to her
(he had told her he's going to the movies on the next day when he's actually visiting his parents
to apologize for causing so much trouble for them), but Miss Undie didn't get what he's talking about.
Until Kansai stepped in and helped Molester out since she was already in the know from Molester's e-mails. Kansai being awesome as always.
Meanwhile, Loli Jugs, who was already drunk before she arrived, had fallen fast asleep on Molester's bed.
She wouldn't wake up, so they left her asleep in Molester's room
and headed out to walk Miss Undie home.
When Kansai and Molester returned to his room, they were greeted by a strange smell.
Loli Jugs had thrown up on his bed... Molester cleaned up the mess with Kansai's help,
but missed his chance to see Loli Jugs naked.
Once they had finished cleaning up, Kansai left with Loli Jugs. Molester put the stinking futon away somewhere outside his room
and spent a lonely night on the yet unsued futon for guests.
unsued → unused
I got everything now.
I stopped reading here.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O + Hope something new happens tonight too
と＿_）__） +
because I slept like a log for 10 hours and only woke up a few minutes ago.
I can tell from the patches of red sky showing through the clouds that the sun is already setting.
But Kansai being Kansai comes up with another elaborate plan to make her apologize to OP in person. And that could be OP's chance for a threesome.
She'll return it sooner or later, right?
When she does, will you sell it to me?
Please make it so that only people from this thread can bid.
And make sure to add a "No claim, no return" policy.
What's the reserve price going to be?
You can have Crab Glasses if you want. (;ﾟ∀ﾟ)=3 Muahaha
/ =ﾟωﾟ)=３ Muahaha!
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ﾉ>ノ tap tap
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SukuRan is about to start.
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。。oo |l|ＦＦＦＦＦＦ | It's November already and I still don't have a job or girlfriend...
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Is it because of SukuRan?! Are you all watching SukuRan!?
I DIDN'T MAKE IT IN TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
Got any e-mails from Loli?
Here's what I got when I googled it, but I'm not sure if it's the right one....
ttp://www.school-rumble.net/
What's wrong?
Take a deep breath!
That's obviously it.
Clean up your room already!
I don't get why you still keep those Jump mags.
They only take up space.
I'll watch the first half later... Btw, I was in such a hurry to get back that I haven't even been to the supermarket yet.
They usually start changing the price tags at around 6pm, so maybe I'll go get some fillet on sale after this...
Welcome back.
I've been patiently waiting for you.
I already missed yesterday's party, I don't want to miss anything today.
At first, you think you'll throw them away once you've got a whole bunch of them, but then you wake up one day and realize they've grown into a huge tower of Jump mags.
But throwing away a huge tower of Jump mags is a pain in the ass, so you procrastinate until you've got yourself two huge towers of Jump mags.
You were talking about anime!?
And here I was worried about you!
It's just anime for you,
but for Molester, it'll always be
anime >>>>>>>>> Kansai
after all....
Have a safe trip.
And bring me something too while you're at it. (Something with fresh fish would be good.)
he should sort out all the other otaku goods in his room too. I bet he has lots of stuff he doesn't need.
Though I guess he wouldn't be an otaku if he could get rid of them just like that... But you gotta start somewhere, right?
It's a crime to take out burnable trash on a non-designated day.
His stuff is cluttering up the room so much it can't be used as a guest room anymore.
Please elaborate.
We sure live in good times now.
You're right about that.
I doubt the garbage truck would pick up two huge towers of Jump mags anyway.
Which reminds me, an acquaintance of mine was piling up sixteen, seventeen years worth of
Animedia mags in the hallway to throw them all out at once.
I'm sure some otaku would have killed to have it.
It was an impressive collection.
Imagine.
Set fire to it and burn it all down.
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Why didn't he put them up on Yahoo auctions? I've seen lots of people selling their old Shounen Sunday's.
Yeah, old magazines can be trash for some and a treasure for others...
I, for example, am always looking PC Engine-related magazines. Second hand bookstores stopped selling older video game magazines
because no one was interested in buying them, or so I heard.
Molester, why don't you cut out or scan only the manga you like and throw away the rest of the magazines?
Right... We should put up a sign like that in front of Molester's apartment.
You mean like PC Engine FAN and Dengeki PC Engine?
I used to buy the latter when I was in middle school until it suddenly turned into a magazine about weird bishojo games.
Welcome back.
Your report, now.
Let me put up one in this thread too.
I wonder if there are any AA's of a "Beware of molesters" sign.
But well, this one will have to do for now.
∧∧ ミ ＿ thud
( ,,)┌────┴┴────┐
/ つ Beware of molesters |
～′ /´ └────┬┬────┘
∪ ∪ |_｜ε３
゛゛'゛'゛
Nope, no calls, no e-mails, nothing.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Kansai should know what happened, so the question is if she told Loli what she did or not.
Ah, she'll know when she sees the shirt she's wearing, huh?
I want an AA of Kansai.
The grasshoppers cooked in soy sauce I was served at my parents' place were a lot more shocking.
It's not that I don't like them, but I hate how they tend to get stuck between your teeth.
Really?
Normally, they wouldn't show up like that without any prior notice.
They had a reason to show up yesterday though.
"I can't get the smell out! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ BAWWW
It's confusing my pets! They're like (((( ；゜Д゜))) shake shake"
It's a good thing, isn't it? As long as OP keeps his place clean, of course.
OP might get a glimpse of their panties if he's lucky.
That's not how you use the word cumdumpster. He could turn the girls into cumdumpsters though!
Ah! S-Shit, I forgot!!
Forget about posters, Molester can't even let his manga lie around carelessly anymore.
......but then again, would it really matter if they saw his otaku goods? I mean, they already know, right?
On an unrelated note, did you catch a glimpse of Miss Understanding's room when you brought her home yesterday?
Why don't you post a pic of your room, Molester? We might be able to give you more concrete advice then.
Or did you walk her home?
N-No way(・ω・;;)!?
She still lives at her parents' place though.
Wasn't Kansai the one who lives at her parents' place?
He walked her home, obviously...
Well, if it was for me, OP would have carried her home on his back. Giving her a ride on his shoulders would have been okay too.
Miss Understanding lives alone.
I couldn't see inside her room though.
Also, I don't have a car.
I'm afraid I'd only hold out a minute or so.
In standing missionary style, that is.
Too bad. (ﾟ３ﾟ) But now you know where she lives... Oh, you already knew about her address, right?
Hope she invites you over one day like Hermes did in Train Man.
You want him to bang her home!?
Fondle her boobs.
So, what's next? Should I take off my pants just in case?
Yeah, sounds about right.
Make her set up a drinking party.
That's for the best, I guess.
"Next time you throw up, do it while I'm watching, okay? <3"
OP will receive crabs from Loli tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.
Tell Loli honestly that you like Kansai and ask her for advice.
Just be careful how you word it because she might get the wrong idea and think that
you only switched to the Kansai route because the Miss Undie one was a dead end.
It's the truth though.
Just try not to say anything that could hurt her feelings.
Ehh!
Did you see anything? Could you please shed some light on that?
⊂⌒（ `Д´） ＜ BUT I WANT CRAB!
｀ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
How would that be the wrong idea...? Everyone knows already.
Otherwise, he'll never get the Kansai end. Kansai-tan is too good-hearted for that...
I saw her bra straps.
Did you fap to it?
Kill yourself. Hurry up and kill yourself.
I feel like she won't go out with him even if she likes him unless there is a very good reason to.
Even more so since she knows OP went after Miss Undie first and got rejected.
( ,,)┌────┴┴────┐
/ つ Beware of Tashiro .|
～′ /´ └────┬┬────┘
∪ ∪ |_｜ε３
゛゛'゛'゛
Well, it would have been a piece of cake with my unparalleled power of imagination, no, delusion,
but is it really something worth fapping to...?
>>457
Why?
I have to concur with him. Kill yourself.
Dude... Your unwavering love for 2D makes me rock hard and I'm not even gay.
Because Kansai threw me out...
I'm pretty sure she still had her bra on though. Kansai only stripped her down to her bra.
(;´Д｀) pant pant
Just now, I was like "What's this strange song coming from my Windows Media Player?",
but then I realized it's the song from the 508th post of the previous thread.
You know, like the older sister type etc., there's all kinds.
So which one is she?
It was kinda hard to tell because of the very dim light in my bathroom,
but it looked light pink to me.
>>469
The loli type.
Or goth loli?
I'd say, she dresses normally.
Not especially cutesy or anything like that.
But all that will net you is a spot in her friendzone.
When it comes to the game of love between a man and a woman,
it's the man who has to put the moves on the woman and make her go "What a (･∀･) hot guy!!".
If Miss Undie is a 0 and Kansai is a 100 on that scale,
where would you place Loli?
A loli type girl who comes with two wonderful extra assets called "jugs"...
But 440 was referring to Loli.
Why would OP put the moves on Loli?
Around 70, maybe? But I can't say for sure because, like I've said before, she seems like a different person every time I see her.
>>478
But that's like saying
"This model comes with the best graphics card on the market and costs only 10,000 yen!!"
to a customer who doesn't even play any video games...
You know, like tell her it was fucking gross.
Loli (´･ω･｀) SAD
Kansai (´･ω･｀) SAD
Miss Undie (´･ω･｀) SAD
Would Kansai work her magic as a mediator again?
I'm afraid OP would never see them again.
Even though she was the one who suddenly showed up and puked on his bed...?
But well, it'd be bad if it caused them to leave. (´д｀) She might just send some crabs and never contact him again.
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( ﾉo o ) ） Blow (Get)
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（／.(･)(･)＼ . Wife (Clue)
（／| x |＼） . _
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I did it once too. The guy who had to clean it up never talked to me again.
Well, simply act like the puking incident didn't bother you at all, you know?
And if she should bring it up herself and apologize, say
"Huh? Ahh, that. Don't worry about it. Feel free to drop by anytime. If you don't mind how cramped my room is, that is." (in your best Wakamoto Norio voice).
Go with this.
I can't do a Wakamoto Norio voice...
crabs = letter of divorce
in this thread?w
Haven't read these words in a long time.
Profession: Doesn't matter
Age: Doesn't matter
Gender: Doesn't matter
The only thing that matters: You're a VIPPER
※ Make sure to take a cell phone with you so you can report back live
There is someone out there waiting for you too!
I wanna go!!
But I don't think I can. (´･ω･｀) SAD
(ﾟεﾟ) Don't worry about it!!
is how I would react to her apology.
Then I would change the topic to something completely different and act like nothing happened.
That's what a real gentleman would do.
I think it's safe to say that you'll get an apology e-mail or call from Loli sometime today.
Everyone here seems to agree that you should act like it doesn't bother you when she does.
Nope, sorry, no can do.
I live way out in the sticks.
I just got off work and can finally join you guys.
By the way, are they really going to Akiba tomorrow?
In b4 some of the on-site troops score big time again...
Why don't you go to one of the big electronic stores in Shinjuku instead?
1. 3D porn
2. 2D porn
3. 2D doujin porn
Which was it?
Even if you ended up looking for him in the wrong place, you could still run into the love of your life! It's the journey that counts!
Molester is going to share a portion of his luck with us!
I hope I don't get arrested for this.
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25: I'M GOING TO KILL 52
26: THE EMPEROR 47
27: I need pics of good-looking cosplay 60
28: I don't get why people say they're "turned off" or "creeped out" by stuff 12
She just called to confirm the meeting place and time.
Regardless of the meeting place, your final destination is Akiba, right?
Or it's what you want us to think...
And for some reason, I don't think she will either.
I'm just guessing, but I can imagine it's not easy to apologize for something like that.
Remember how hard it was for you to apologize to Miss Undie yesterday? Same thing.
I'd bet 1000 nipples that she's drunk again and is too wasted to contact you right now.
Kansai: I'll talk to him tomorrow when we meet up.
If it seems like he expects an apology, I'll tell you and you can apologize to him later, okay?
For Miss Undie, it probably looks like Kansai and OP are hitting it off...
I doubt she'd say anything even if she had feelings for him.
That's it!!
Why did I not think of that?
"You seemed a little under the weather yesterday. Is everything okay?"
I'll send this.
You really don't want to seem too worried about Loli now.
That, or she doesn't remember any of itw
And it's just an e-mail to Loli. What could possibly go wrong?
It's soon time to activate the blackmailing asshole route.
It's impressive if you think about it. Molester is a genius when it comes to making women feel like they owe him something.
You never listen to others.
I can only speak for myself, but I'm okay with whatever you think is best, Molester.
We only got this far because you have a certain Molester QUALITY.
"Molester QUALITY" might be a bit misleading, but you know what I mean.
If you're going to send an e-mail, a one-liner might be best.
Something like "Are you okay?".
Just send it.
What about you, Molester?
is what she'll reply.
I'D BET 1000 HAIR CRABS ON IT!!!
Molester, Molester, Molester
Everytime he sends an email
Miss Undie, Loli Jugs and the VIPPERs
All get in a state of confusion
Where is my wife?
Catch me if you can m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha
__[Cop]
Stardust bo━━( ) ('A`)A`)A`)A`)A`)A`)A`)A`)━━━ys......
.( )Ｖノ ）ノ ）ﾉ ）ノ ）ﾉ ）ノ ）ﾉ ）ﾉ ）
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If I send it now, you guys will tell me I went berserk again...
But she might still be at work now, so I think I'll wait until it's past 10pm first.
"Is Loli doing okay?" should be OK.
And we happen to be in the middle of a war with the CC Sakura board right now.
Please help us out, VIPPERs!!!!!!!!
Put "OGLP" in the name field! I'm looking forward to seeing you on the field!!!!
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That'd make sense if Molester was only after Kansai, but he wants to complete all routes.
What a greedy bastard.
I guess I could go for some sort of harem end, but it's impossible to complete all routes in real life without a reset function.
make sure to accept it. Do it for Loli.
Wouldn't sending nothing make things even more awkward than they already are?
It'll only make Loli think "Molester must be mad at me...".
You're the demon lord of dating sims. You can do it.
But I say it's not a good idea to contact Loli when Kansai is the one he really wants.
Loli and Miss Understanding should be nothing more than fodder for talking to Kansai.
Please elaborate.
Even if OP is only after Kansai, what's wrong about being kind to a different woman?
Especially when it's a friend of Kansai.
This. It's just an e-mail. What's the problem?
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I called her right away and gave her my number that wayw
Why would I be disappointed when I was the one who asked you to elaborate.
Sorry, I meant to reply to >>562. orz
She threw up because she drunk too much alcohol. What's wrong with asking her if she's alright?
It's the same as asking a drunk woman who passed out on the street if she's alright.
There's just no reason for OP to send the first e-mail.
If she contacts him and says she's sorry, he can tell her not to worry about it
and that she should be thanking Kansai instead since she took care of everything.
Plus, if he's going for Kansai, he could add something like "Kansai is so kind.".
Wouldn't you agree?
but to Loli who's already sober again, it's nothing but a reminder of something she was trying to forget.
At least, that's what I honestly think.
Talk about pearls before swine.
Anyways, don't let it go to waste. Call her now.
then make sure to say something nice about Kansai because Loli is sure to tell Kansai about it and Kansai will like you more.
No... If I was Loli, I'd think Molester is mad at me.
I'd be too embarrassed to contact him and if he didn't contact me either, I wouldn't know what to do.
So if I were to get an e-mail from Molester saying he's not mad at me, I'd be relieved and think he's a really nice guy.
And that's when you go Tits! Tits!...
I get that you're here because a lot of people visit this thread,
but if you're just going to shill for something else, make your own thread or something.
If you don't want that, you better start making a clear distinction between Kansai and Loli/Miss Understanding.
If you absolutely have to send an e-mail, send "Loli seemed quite drunk when you sat her on your bike yesterday. Were you two alright?" to Kansai.
Or did he leave us hanging and go to bed?
I see. Something like this then.
Loli: "Sorry, I'm really sorry."
Molester: "It's okay. Don't worry about it. I got to see your bra, so it's all good."
Loli: "YOU TOO!?"
Same here to be honestwwwww
NULL POINTER
It's past 10pm now.
E-mailing Loli even though you like Kansai would only make you look like you're chasing two rabbits at once.
You're always having such a hard time coming up with stuff to e-mail Kansai about,
this should be the perfect excuse for you.
Whack.
Kansai and Loli are bound to drop by your place more often since they go to the same university.
And Loli is bound to get wasted and fall asleep again.
When that happens, you have two choices...
1: Start fondling Loli's boobs while she's asleep.
2: Make out with Kansai in your room while Loli's asleep.
The Miss Undie route doesn't seem to be completely dead yet either.
It's more fun that way.
⇒ 2: Make out with Kansai in your room while Loli's asleep.
3: Ignore them both and play eroge.
But that's what's good about it.
Or an idol will show up all of a sudden and ask you to give her shelter.
Dude, forget about e-mailing Loli.
Do you want to e-mail a girl that badly or what?
I bet you're not even worried about herww
You're so petty.
Does the idol come with a dog called Ryuu?
If she doesn't mention anything the next time you see her, don't bring it up either.
Now, enough about that. Let's talk about tomorrow instead.
I don't want her to apologize, nor do I want to e-mail her.
It's just that if we're going to ignore the elephant in the room, I'll have to act like nothing happened the next time I see her.
And I don't want that because I'm 100% sure I'll let something slip.
Never trust someone who says "Trust me.".
E-mail Kansai about that then.
Like "Was Loli alright after that?", "I'm not sure if I should ask her myself." etc.
She has your shirt, so she's sure to bring it up one day.
When she does, make sure to tell her not to worry about it.
You can either tell her in person or let someone else do it, but it's not like you could ask someone else than Kansai anyway.
If worse comes to worst, just leave it to Lady Kansai.
Isn't that a bit too creepy?
She'll just think he's a wuss again.
And let Kansai do all the work again?
>>608
"If you feel pity for me, give me money."
That's why, for now, I've decided to wait for Loli to contact me first.
Too bad this is never going to happen.
"It's strange how he goes out of his way to buy self-defense products for Miss Undie but completely ignores Loli."
Molester's gonna be in deep shit if she should come to this realization.
（; ´Д｀）＜How could you do that, dude...
/ヽσ/ヽσ
） ）
Send this to Kansai.
or e-mail her about every little thing...
Stop it. It's creepy.
Send "Please don't wash the shirt I lent you when you return it." to Loli.
You haven't talked to anyone about your shirt yet, right?
But the goal of this thread is to ultimately turn Molester into a stalker.
I don't see a problem.
What's the point of this thread then?
I didn't lend it to her. I gave it to her.
I doubt I would have ever worn it again anyway.
Plaid shirt, you shall be missed.
It's a battle of wits! Who will outsmart the other!?
Btw, there's a huge SATY branch in Ebina. Does OP live in Ebina?
Dude, we've been over that already.
You fool. If you get your shirt back, you can sell it off for good money at Yahoo! Auctions. It obviously depends on how much of her scent is left on it though.
Wha-What did you say!? Ω ΩΩ
Kill yourself, scum.
More like, the VIPPERs have an intense discussion with memes, trolling and serious replies,
while Molester ignores it all.
That's what's fun about this thread.
It must be the most annoying thing ever for Kansai...
At least, that's the impression I got in the last two days.
Yeah, everyone noticed it by the time we got to the second thread.
It's also why there are even more serious replies and delusional posts now.
That is VIP QUALITY.
If last time is anything to go by, the chances of them actually going to Akihabara are at about 30% percent.
They went shopping for clothes in Shibuya last time and there's apparently a family restaurant and a SATY store nearby.
Can't we figure out something from these points?
is the lasting impression that he's a wuss who can't do anything by himself.
I already noticed it in the first thread!
I mean, he seriously ignored all our posts...
Dude, no!
Who knows when she might apologize, it might be tomorrow or never, so I'll just have to put it on hold.
Now, about the shopping trip tomorrow, since we'll meet up sometime after noon,
I doubt we'll have time for anything else. We'll probably run around aimlessly for one, two hours,
buy some self-defense products, and then call it a day.
It's a bit too late to ask Molester to man up now that Kansai already knows he's a wuss.
There's nothing he can do now to change that.
In that case, wouldn't it be better to act even more like a total wuss and
bet everything on Kansai's maternal instinct instead?
And Molester wouldn't have anything to lose since she doesn't see him as a guy anyway.
In b4 they meet up before noon and call it a day after having lunch together.
Imagine the plaid shirt you said you didn't need anymore all wrapped up in Loli's underwear inside her washing machine.
Imagine Loli folding your dried plaid shirt on her lap.
Imagine your plaid shirt in a cute bag smelling nice and different than ever before.
You still don't want it back?
You, sir, are a poet...
A hunter of dreams.
There's no point if the shirt lands in the washing machine.
Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a shirt that was once worn by Loli, but was washed. Starting price is 30,000 yen. Please place your bets.
But I have to go back to lurking now because I don't have a PC at home. I normally only post from the PC in my orthopedic clinic.
That will be your opportunity to get Kansai drunk.
Doctor!
I can't turn my head because I'm up to my neck in debt. What should I do?
What a rip-off!!
I told you not to borrow so much money...
I predict that something amazing will happen shortly before the 800th post.
I can see this happening, actually.
"What kind of shirt would you like, Molester?"
"He's an otaku, so let's just get him a flannel shirt!"
"(You little...) Hahaha"
I see... Something like this then.
Loli: "What kind of shirt would you like, Molester?"
Kansai: "He's an otaku, so let's just get him this one."
Loli: "Right... (to the clerk) We'd like this shirt, please."
A T-shirt with a "Feel the Magic: XY/XX" print on it .... 9800 yen
A present from Loli .... Priceless.
There's nothing moe about a drunk girl. Especially a drunk girl sleeping on the street.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
First, strip her naked and throw all her clothes in the washing machine.
Then, put only a white shirt on her.
The next morning...
Girl: "Huh? Where am I? ....eep! Where are my clothes...?"
Guy: "Ah, good morning. I found you sleeping on the street yesterday. Oh, and your clothes had vomit on them, so I put them in the washing machine..."
Mission accomplished.
If I ever got an opportunity like that, I'd take all kinds of nude pics of her
and use them to blackmail her later.
You'd be fine with just taking pics?
By the way, I tried the Kappa Ebisen flavor that is said to smell like vagoo...
You don't have the balls to do something like that!
You always pick the asshole route in eroge, don't you...
Hey, do you mind if I ask you something?
What are the emoticons in your name field and e-mail field supposed to be?
The one in the e-mail field looks like it's poking its nose,
but I can't tell what the one in the name field is doing.
Please explain.
I've been meaning to ask you about this for a while now.
You'd get arrested before you even get to blackmail her though.
But you're free to fantasize about it, of course.
I know, I know, no need to rub it in.
What's your opinion on this?
ttp://www.bwjoke.com/pic/bed.jpg
Are you going to be wearing a backpack, a flannel shirt, and bleached jeans tomorrow?
To be honest, I want one.
Don't forget to hold a big paper bag in each hand.
Aren't you satisfied with just Kansai?
I'll go wearing the clothes they picked out for me in Shinjuku.
You want one of those? Really?w
I bet it looks awful as a whole outfit.
Spice it up a little.
...add a bandana, for example.
I envy you so much.
I'm not interested in the one in the picture though.
If it can be any character of your choice, I can think of so many characters I'd want one of.
>>696
I bet it looks awful as a whole outfit.
Spice it up a little.
...wear only a pair of trunks, for example.
That only looks good on Axl though...
You wearing clothes from Shinjuku? Who do you think you are?
Let me guess. Kansai and 2D are different, huh?
Let's say, for example, there's a guy who's really into motorcycles. Almost every girl he dates will eventually ask him
"Which is more important to you? Your bike or me?".
What this question really means is "Which is more important to you? Your bike (as a hobby) or me (as your girlfriend)?",
and therefore does not imply that a girlfriend and a bike are the same kind of thing. (Which is more important to him is irrelevant here.)
That's what 2D is like for me.
That comparison is flawed. There are no female bikes, while there are female 2D characters.
But some bikes are compared to women because of the way you ride them.
The thing is, you have shadow seicross with 2D girls...
I think, a better comparison would be "Which is more important to you? Your hookers or me?".
With that said, I can't point any fingers since I regularly cheat on my wife with 2D after she's gone to bed too...
Bimota bikes, for example, are definitely female.
I wanna know more about the biker Kansai. I wanna know what model her bike is.
Kansai: "Which do you like more? Your bike or me?"
Molester: "Um... Bikes are just a means of transportation..."
Kansai: "Do you like riding bikes that much? More than me...?"
Molester: "Um, I have no idea what you're talking about..."
Kansai: "I've had it with you!! I'm going to have shadow seicross with my bike from now on too!!"
Lol.
When you ride it, it looks like you're doing her from behind. It's really lewd.
LOL!
Mad crabs to the admin.
It's not far from my university, so I might try looking for OP.
I don't know any stores that sell self-defense products thoughww
But I digress.
>>706
In any case, like others have already said, make sure to spice up your outfit a little.
But don't use a bandana because it'll only make you look more like an otaku if you don't wear it right.
◎ Ikebukuro (Because there's a Big Camera store there)
○ Akihabara (An obvious choice)
▲ Shinjuku (Maybe OP lives near the Chuo line)
It's kinda embarrassing. "Stalking operation" was replaced with "Molester Observation operation" though.
What if they actually went shopping today?
○ Shibuya
There's no way they'll go to Akihabara.
Wha?
ttp://www.v158.com/bbsxp/images/upfile/200452323552.jpg
What makes you think that....? They were so hard to find last time even though it was a group of 1 guy and 4 girls.
This time, it's a group of 1 guy and 2 to 3 girls... If anything, it'll be harder.
What the hell?w
Wait, what if he's been lying to us about all kinds of other stuff... (´･ω･｀) SAD
For example, what if Loli didn't throw up but wet his futon instead...
Speaking of futon-wetting, I do it every time I drink a lot of alcohol and fall asleep without going to the toilet first.
I can't help it.
I have yet to throw up from drinking though.
should stand out like a sore thumb.
Why is Molester wearing a leash...?
I see... I believe you, Molester! (´ー｀)
Good luck tomorrow, Molester.
Good luck, observation squad!w
I'm sure it's considered suspicious even in Akibaw
I've only been there once though.
It would look suspicious, wouldn't it? Or is Akiba just that crazy?w
(I live in Kyuushu.)
Observation squad, huh... I'd love to join, but I have to work tomorrow...
Maybe I should skip work and head to Akiba instead...
I can't be the only full-time worker here who's frustrated because tomorrow is a workday.
You can film and take pics all you want if you look like a foreigner (Chinese and Korean included).
Akihabara as a town does look pretty crazy, especially the center part since it's full of crazy-looking stores.
Of course, there's nothing really crazy about the stores themselves, but they can appear that way.
For example, their windows and doors are usually plastered with so many posters of half-naked 2D girls that you can barely look inside.
But the people that gather in Akihabara aren't as crazy as the general public believes.
Even if Akihabara's a little strange, it's still a normal district of Tokyo, after all. Not only will you find lots of normal people there,
you're also a lot more likely to run into consumer electronics otaku and PC otaku both of which are generally easier on the eyes than 2D otaku.
Well, obviousy, there'll be some freaks of nature too, but you won't notice them as long as you're not specifically looking for them. (And as long as you stay clear of certain stores...)
Also, many otaku are starting to pay more attention to their attire these days.
Those crazy-looking stores are slowly taking over Akihabara though.
When I went to Comiket last year, I thought I might stand out if I went all dressed up,
but I didn't.
ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1077.jpg
That's some ugly handwritingwww I lol'd so hardwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Then I must have been in the center part that timew
There were so many extremely suspicious stores.
I still remember how one of them had what looked like the Sword of Eldrick on display.
They had some self-defense products on display too, I think...
Aren't there any clothing stores in Akihabara?
I don't remember seeing one when I was there.
Don't make me laugh out loud
in the middle of the nightwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
So, Molester is being filmed while getting buttfucked by Glasses and laughed at by the girls?w
MolesterxGlasses shippers must be delightedw
■ Loli Jugs □VIPPER
■ Kansai □ Molester □VIPPER □VIPPER
■ Miss Undie □VIPPER
□VIPPER □VIPPER
Why am I the uke!?
>>753
Not in the center, no.
Well, there are some stores selling clothes, but they're costumes for costume play.
And why is Loli there too!?
┃ Loli Jugs★┃←―─―Lent her a shirt since she threw up in her sleep──┐ .│ Coffee Lounge Man─Met in Shinjuku─Pasta Woman(2channer)
┗━━━━━┛ ..........│ .│ │↑
│ │ │ .│ │└Kinda jealous of them─VIPPERs
Same part-time job ─ Miss Yamaoka (Butler) ...│ .│.. Stalked
│ │ ↓ .│ ↓
Miss Understanding (Miss Undie) ―――Mistook OP for a molester――→ 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 （Molester Man）...←――――――――┐
↑ ↑ └──────────Friendzoned ────────┘....↑ . │ ↑ ..│
│ Best friends? Friendzoned? ....│ Sent crab as a token of apology .........│
│ ↓ │ ..........│ │ Bakatono
│ Kansai .←─────┴───────If possible seicross───────┘.. Glasses ←─────────────┘
Stalker Man (The Mastermind)
This is what I got after thinking about Molester's situation rationally and I must say things look pretty bleak for Molester.
GJ... Wait, what!?
It might seem harsh, but so is reality if you look at it objectively.
Don't tell me you're putting all your hope on Kansai now.
Your ID is almost perfect for a VIPPER.
I always wanted to give this anime a try.
But what if it makes me an anime otaku too?
Good job.
Of course, I would.
I didn't think you were that kind of guy...
That's the spirit!
I'm going to bed now since I have to work tomorrow.
Hang in there tomorrow!
What kind of guy did you think I was...?
have some crab. ミ( ∀ )彡
ﾞ ∧∧ ミ 〃
( ﾛД)ﾉｼ 从
ﾉ( ) (ﾉд) sob sob...!!
く ヽ (ﾍﾍ
202 Name:1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 [] Date:04/11/11 00:55:53 ID:D50puFV/
Here's what I feel right now...
Miss Understanding is cute and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her.
Kansai isn't my type, but I think she's beautiful and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her.
As for Loli Jugs, her jugs are in the way, but she's cute and, if possible, I want to have seicross with her too...
Putting my desires aside, I really am worried about Miss Understanding and if I can be of help to her in some way, I'll gladly do it.
Well, I wouldn't go as far as saying something like "I'll do anything for her!", but if it's something I can do, I'll do my best to help.
Kansai might become my first friend after a long, a really long time.
Dunno enough about Loli Jugs yet.
I'd bet 9800000000 Uniqlo shirts on it.
Yeah, I doubt he'd go as far as turning down Miss Undie
just so he can keep going after Kansai...
I can't deny the possibility that I end up saying something unpredictable in the heat of the moment.
↓ Let's hear Molester's reply.
Miss Undie: "Ah, umm............ please go out........................ with me. (in a very small voice)"
Molester: "AA Battler is so much fun!!"
Miss Undie: "........................................................eh? (in a very small voice)"
Tsuchinoko are said to be nocturnal, so my Tsuchinoko will need a hole to crawl into if you know what I mean!!
Molester: "Eh............?"
Kansai: "Miss Undie was crying!! How dare you make her cry!?"
Molester: "No, wait......... That's because I love y-"
Kansai: "I've had it with your excuses!! Bring me my bike now! I'm gonna have shadow seicross with it!"
Molester: "I can't believe you'd choose a bike over me..."
Almost all nocturnal animals hide in holes during the daytime.
Lol.
1. Kansai: "We get along pretty well, don't we? I don't mind going out with you if you want."
2. Loli: "If you go out with me, you can play with my boobs as much as you want!"
3. Glasses: "Did you like the crab? Let's have crab hot pot together, just the two of us!"
１．"Whoawwwwwwwww For real?wwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
2. "But your boobs are just in the way!!!"
3. "You're not getting in my butt."
1.
Kansai: "We get along pretty well, don't we? I don't mind going out with you if you want."
Molester: "Makes me frisky."
2.
Loli: "If you go out with me, you can play with my boobs as much as you want!"
Molester: "Makes me frisky."
3.
Glasses: "Did you like the crab? Let's have crab hot pot together, just the two of us!"
Molester: "Ok. Anytime you want. Let me take off my pants and come to you. W-A-N-N-A D-O I-T?"
Glasses: "Uho."
Molester: "............I'm gonna be busy this Christmas. (lights cigarette)"
Ah, so that's what you meant.
Looks like you're perfectly prepared in case she asks you out.
How come only your reply to Kansai is so ambiguous?
Dude... Don't look down on boobs or you'll regret it!
Take me for an example... I have a wife and her boobs are..... I better stop here before I go into a rant...... orz
Molester: "Tits! Tits!"
FTFY.
Agreed.
But you don't want to get me started on the magnificence of boobs and the pros and cons of small and big ones.
I could talk about that shit all night long.
I'm sure Kansai would discuss it with you all night long.
You're the worst.
Molester Man talking about best boobs is about as stupid as someone who's never had ramen talking about best ramen.
You've got it backwards.
It's because I have "never" experienced boobs that I can take flight with the wings of my imagination and soar sky high.
On the other hand, if I "had" experience, I would get pulled down by the heavy shackles of "reality" and could not fly freely anymore even if I tried.
whenever I spot unusually huge boobs in real life,
I find myself wishing I could forge my excalibur in that impressive furnace.
Especially now that I know it's too late for me to do anything about it.
I can confirm this.
As soon as you experience the real thing, you learn to accept your partner's body no matter how big or small her boobs are etc.
Huh!? Excalibur!?
You sure you don't mean Wakizashi?
Molester saying Wakizashi when he could have said dagger gave me a boner.
but you'd be dumb to choose a woman based on her boobs.
TILL I (ﾟдﾟ) STRIKE!!
Well, if I don't fap now and at least one more time before I head out tomorrow,
I won't be able to think straight tomorrow.
Alright then, guys. Good night.
Let us meet again tomorrow. Or tonight, to be more exact.
Good night. Hang in there.
～Molester's Trunks is going Super Saiyan right now～
Name:103 ◆dClg0z.eM2 Date:04/11/23 21:27:43 ID:u0ndVA99
Urghwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm backwwwwwwwwww
It was a disasterwwwwwwwwww ookkkkkwwwwwwwwww
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101212863/l50
There's unlucky bastards like this guy and then there's Molester. Molester is so lucky.
Kansai → would never go his place or hang out with Molester alone → doesn't harbor any romantic feelings for Molester
This is going to be long war of attrition.
That, or he makes a bold move and turns the tables instantly.
Wait, what was >1's goal again?
To everyone else, good morning.
I don't see anyone like that in front of the Chiba Yotsukaidou station either.
I will continue to look for him.
To all the funnels, godspeed!
o
gets up ∧ ∧
(ﾟдﾟ ):. _ I-I was... just dreaming, huh...
ｒ'⌒と､j ヽ I'm so glad...
ノ ,.ｨ' ｀ヽ. /
／ i!./
（_,. //
く.,_｀^''ｰ-､_,,..ノ/
｀~`''ー--‐'
Well, it's not like it matters to me, a VIPPER from Hokkaido.
ttp://up.nm78.com/data/up030855.swf
ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾉ Where is my wife?
＿
／,.ｧ､＼
〇厂乙
Just beat it. I can't believe you don't even get a nude pic as a reward!
I was able to figure out the first 7 but had to guess 8.
Isn't there a bonus or something!?
Molester Man has appeared!
So you've decided to show up, Vomit Man!
Is this really the time to be posting on VIP right now?
Hurry up and do what you have to do to calm down!
Hehehe... Who do you think I am?
I've already taken care of that!!
When are you heading out?
What's your goal today?
In a bit.
>>863
To hang in there.
Try to stay cool and composed.
Just think of them all as Kansai and you should be fine.
Right.
Don't get carried away and take them to one of the stores you frequentw
Make sure to report back when you find an opportunity.
That would just make me panic even more.
Or am I too late?
ttp://www.bananacity.tv/new/boyon/kissten_mina/image/20.jpg
That doesn't qualify as a reward for me.
>>871
It depends on the season, but it's usually fifty-fifty...
By the way, in this last season of 2004, it's been about 60 to 40 for 3D vs 2D.
つ●Shit
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100144223/581-583#tag583
SHOﾞ━━━(ﾟДﾟ;)━( ﾟД)━( ﾟ)━( )━(ﾟ; )━(Дﾟ; )━(ﾟДﾟ;)━━━OCK!!!!!
You want 2D boobs, huh?
Brb... ﾉｼ
I'm surprised. You're not as fixated on 2D as I thought.
No. It's the size that's the problem.
>>875
But well, even if it's 3D, it's the type of stuff you only find if you search for keywords like
"Vietnam", "prostitution", "school girls" etc.
ttp://www.mydeskcity.com/DESK/KTDHBZ/1280YXQX/1280YXQX0026.jpg
ttp://www.mydeskcity.com/DESK/KTDHBZ/1280YXQX/1280YXQX0001.jpg
Something like this then?
http://uhauhax.dyndns.org/~uhauhassune/hqg/member/main/oppai/src/1100003619774.jpg
Reminds me of ET for some reason.
Now that's a wonderful communication tool that transcends words.
ttp://homepage3.nifty.com/breast/img-box/img20041122194816.jpg
How about this?
Excellent!!
Glad I got to see something good before I head out...
Hang in there!
Try to keep the shenanigans down to a minimum though～
Try not to get ahead of yourself.
>>881
I hope you fuck up♪
Never forget that you have us, friends you're connected to via electronic wires.
Friends who will gladly help you out when you're stuck.
It'd be more interesting if you went berserk though.
Try not to go berserk～
But right now, Molester seems to be the most wary of those friends.
Because we're not exactly the most reliable friends you can have.
but they're inreliable as fuck when they're on your side.
They're most likely going somewhere else,
but it can't hurt to give it a try. Who knows, you might get lucky like Pork Cutlet and Coffee Lounge.
Please elaborate.
In Radio Kaikan??
Brb going to Akihabara to have lunch and look for Molester for an hour or so.
Wasn't that something Mr. 47 said?
I had no idea Butt Prince said something cool like that.
Read the Recharger Man thread.
Really? If that's true, I'm going to go scrub the floors in the Kyoto Prefectural Police today. Brb starting a countdown thread!!
???
What's going on?
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∪ ﾉ
∪∪
I shall atone for my error and hang myself now.
http://teacup7.mine.nu:8080/~beat/cgi-bin/img-box/img20041112152412.jpg
It's because we don't have any funnels on-site this time.
There's just no hype this time.
Still no sign of them...
Or is it because the VIPPERs don't trust Molester anymore?
It's because most of us are starting to get tired of the thread.
So we just lurk until OP posts something.
Where the other funnels at?
You're━━━━||Φ|(|´|Д|｀|)|Φ||━━━━arrested
I asked him "Are you Molester?",
but he was like "What are you talking about?",
so I told him "That is VIP QUALITY." and walked away.
Sorry if it was you, Molesterw
But the two girls were really nothing to write home about.
(´Д`)
／, /
(ぃ９｜
/ /、
/ ∧_二つ
/ /
｜ ＼
/ /~＼ ＼
/ / > )
／ ノ / ／
/ ／ / /
`/ / ( ヽ、
( _) ＼_つ
, 'ﾘ从ヽ
,rヤ^ｰﾟﾉi| Keep up the good work!
ヽ`》..Ｙ 《lヽ
You're a hero. d（´∀｀*）
If it really was Molester, you must have given him a good scare.
GJ. It's because of guys like you that I can't quit VIP.
You sound like a real nut job. lol
(・∀・) Good, very good～!!
Lol.
I could never go up to a guy walking with two girls and ask him if he's Molesterw
LOL
Dude, you're gonna get yourself killed if you do that to the wrong guyw!!
GJ GJ
GJGJ
GJ
GJ
GJ
GJ
Sorry, but could you link me to the Recharger Man thread?
I looked for it, but couldn't find it...
Please. orz
Thx so much. ♥
I just arrived in Akiba and will start looking around.
THAT IS MOLESTER QUALITY
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101153191/
But there are only weird girls in Akihabara...
One thing that struck me was that women seem to be a rarity in Akiba.
You almost never see groups of 2+ women there.
I came across a guy wearing Air Force Ones, but he was so obviously dressed like an otaku
that I couldn't bring myself to speak to him. I suck, I know.
Whoawwwwww Thanks anywaywwwwwww
Just when I was thinking I get to spend the whole night in the thread...
There's no news from OP, huh?
When I was standing around in front of Don Quijote, I got suddenly questioned by the policew
Whoawwww Someone called the cops on mewwww
They let me off with a warning a minute ago.
All of America cried.
You, sir, have a bright future ahead of you. I can tell from your post.
Did they give you Katsudon to eat?
Post pics or it didn't happenw
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101153191/
Good job.
Are you going to keep looking for OP?
Good jobw
｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡
I know it makes for a funny story,
but try to be more careful next timew
Next time you get reported, you're going to get arrested and taken to their stationw
You're in charge of the next thread.
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 16
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101153191/
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↑ Go here for a summary of the threads.
>>950 starts the next thread.
There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
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[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403/
I heard you have to pay for the Katsudon though. So even if I were to get interrogated at a police station,
I wouldn't order it...
Is >>950 afk?
Or is he ignoring the 950 rule?
If not, I could do it.
I should be able to do it since I haven't started any shitty threads yet today.
>>954
What? Seriously? In that case, I'd rather wait until I can leave and then order a first-class Katsudon from an actual Katsudon restaurant instead.
Okay, you start the next thread then.
Counting on you.
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The police left just a moment ago. What am I supposed to do now?wwww
Seriously now...?!
Please elaborate.
Post pics first. Then we can talk.
It's the cleaning up after the police have left that sucks the most.
Here's what happened: I'd left the windows open and someone actually managed to climb all the way up the wall to enter through the windowswww
When I asked you to elaborate, I wanted to you to tell us what got stolen.
But it's finally up now.
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 17
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101279800/
In fact, they didn't mess up my room much at all. I already reported my cards and bankbook stolen.
I had the same thing happen to me too.
Thanks.
I was starting to get worried because you were taking so longw
Looks like they've banned the 2ch account I was using. It was just a wild guess, but it turned out to be true when I checked it.
Too bad.
Thanks a lot, mods.
ID = superhokuto@test.com
Password = sapporohakodate
Oh damn, that sucks... I feel for you, bro...
But I guess it could have been a lot worse if that's any consolation.
I can't do anything to help you, but hang in there.
I'll be praying that the burglar gets caught.
For now, I'll go get some burglar-proof locks for my windows from a nearby store.
But you know, they broke into my place while I was out for a few minutes to buy cigarettes.
If only I had taken my wallet with me...
From now on, I'll make sure to take all my valuables with me whenever I go outwwww
I'll assume your bank account is untouched since you reported your bankbook and seal right away,
but how much money did you have in your wallet?
Why do I feel like you'll get mugged on the street if you go out now?w
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ Dumbass!
Well, someone else started the thread, so don't worry about it!
I'm so sorry...
You can treat us to Aussie beef sometime.
Come on, don't jinx him...
The only report we got from a funnel today was from that guy who got in trouble with the policew
It was pretty amazing in its own right though.
I guess it depends on if he's going to have dinner with them or not.
If he is, he won't be back until 8pm at the earliest and 10pm if they take their time, huh?
And this time, Loli Jugs will throw up a goldfish!
That goldfish lands in Molester's aquarium.
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And gets eaten by one of Molester's prawns.
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(ﾟдﾟ) YUMMY
I envy Molester so much.
I really wish I could meet Kansai, Miss Undie and Loli.
Now that he's out of excuses to contact them anymore, he'll be forced to ask them straight out (with our help), right?
He doesn't need an excuse to hang out and eat out with them anymore, does he?
I'm afraid he doesn't really need us anymore...
Now that you say it, you're right. Molester is out of cards.
He'll never be able to ask them out by himself, so is it our turn now to show him what true VIP QUALITY is?
Die already.
How are we supposed to show him VIP QUALITY if he never listens to us?
He also has the Loli card on his side of the field, but it's still face-down.
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