Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 16
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101153191/
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>>950 starts the next thread.
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[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403/
Thanks!!
Took you long enoughw
Thank you-
Crabs, crabs, thanks.
Damn you, crabhead! Got me worried for a minute there...
Sorry and thanks.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
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Crab you very much.
>>10
Don't sweat it.
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つCRAB
But whether they will say yes the first time or not is a different question.
I bought shatterproof film and auxiliary locks for the windows, some sort of vibration sensor alarm and a thumbturn cover/protector. It cost me about 8 million yen in total.
I had a little over 10,000 yen in my wallet when they broke in and stole it.
Luckily, they didn't find my savings which are hidden in a scatology DVD case. I'm glad they weren't into scatww
I wonder what kind of self-defense products Molester bought.
According to an old guy in the store, the most important thing is to strengthen your windows...
But maybe it's different when you're trying to keep a stalker out.
You spent 8 million yen on it!?w
But if it does work, I'm sure it'll give Molester a popularity bonus too.
Activate, trap card! Loli's Vomit!
All players must...
...insert something funny, guys.
Attribute: Loli/Jugs
This card cannot be Normal Summoned.
This card cannot be Special Summoned except with "That Incident In Molester's Room".
You can Tribute this card; Special Summon 1 "Kansai" from your Deck...
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Attribute: Red King Crab/Echizen
You can Special Summon all "Friends" from your Deck.
However, they only remain on the field for 3 turns.
Attribute: Event/Movie
Activate this card by paying 1800 yen (1500 if you are a student),
then target 1 monster in your Deck; Special Summon that target.
This effect can be negated.
Attribute: VIP
HOCUS POCUS
You've triggered my trap card!!!!
It destroys everything on the field and I draw three cards!
_______________ _______________ _______________
|Miss Understanding dead| |Kansai dead| |Loli dead|
Attribute: Loli/Jugs
You can summon Loli Jugs or Kansai with a very low probability.
Whoawwww The lines didn't come out rightwwwww
What's this? Glasses gets up and looks over as if it wants to join the party!
Glasses drops a crab.
What would Molester's equipment look like? He would definitely have snakes in his party.
Level 5
Head: Kansai < Anime
Hands: Shadow Seicross
Upper body: Sukajan
Lower body: Vegeta's son
Bracelet: Skillful handling
Kansai sends a difficult e-mail!
Molester is confused!
Molester summons VIPPERs for help!
VIPPERs give helpful advice!
Molester is disobedient!
Molester sends a weak reply!
Kansai is exasperated!
Molester is defeated...
Thread will blow up when Molester starts his report later today.
It better not be too late because I can't stay up long tonight...
Molester, please hurry up.
I hope he comes back before I have to switch to lurking on my cell phone.
You're the guy with the orthopedic clinic, aren't you?
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| (,,,_,,,)ヽ | ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| ／::: ll :: :ヽ | ＜ Posting in the main thread...
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that give advice to the main character, huh? (´･ω･｀)
Even though, deep inside, we all want to save the heroine ourselves.
...from the Demon Lord Molester, that is.
Miss Understanding
Special skill: Can summon the police anytime
Deals about as much damage as Magic Burst.
But well, I guess the only times he could use his cell phone are when they take a break and have lunch or dinner together.
If he headed out around noon, he should be back soon, shouldn't he?
Miss Understanding has been penetrated.
_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Tits! Tits!
⊂彡
...or is he going asdfghjkl; right now?
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Not the kind I like, but saved it anyway.
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It's that ero-terrorist woman━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
For some reason, I just can't get myself to like her.
Wow... I'm sure it's a famous picture, but this is the first time I see it.
She's... not exactly pretty... but she's just wow...
Molester, I summon thee!!!
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| ／::: ll :: :ヽ | ＜ I'm going home before Tele Houdai starts...
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Koshiki Wakaba > Yuuka!! Yuuka-chan!! (04/01 02:38:21)
I hope he didn't get coerced into buying some fancy painting or so.
If the admin is reading this, I'm sure you're busy, but please try to update it asap.
Because there's probably going to be a big party tonight!!
Wait, wasn't that when he met Kansai the first time?
I'd already watched it a dozen, no, a few dozen times, but it still moves me to tears.
I mean, Amuro stops a freaking asteroid from falling on earth.
In a mobile suit!
How cool is that?
I'd already watched it a dozen, no, a few dozen times, but Glasses still moves me to tears.
I mean, he stops freaking Molester from falling for Miss Undie.
With a crab!
How cool is that?
IIRC, I was in elementary school when I watched it for the first time. But I didn't understand a thing back thenw
It was a screening at some Mobile Suit Gundam F91 anniversary event, so I asked my mom to take me all the way to Takadanobaba.
I think I even got a signature from the legendary Okawara Kunio himself.
Please elaborate.
...is what I'd normally say, but my time is up.
I have to go home now... orz
Time to switch to my cell phone and go back to lurking.
The crab route is over.
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LESSON LEARNED! NEVER EVER TAKE NORMAL PEOPLE TO AKIBA NO MATTER WHAT THE REASON!!
HAHAHA!!
He suddenly showed up singing ELEMENTS!!!!!!
I don't know what happened, but it looks like he can already laugh about it. (´д｀)
Well... You know what they say... There are plenty more fish in the sea.
You're damn right.
Even this lame trivia TV show seems funny as hell to me right now!!
This guy's still on his way home, huh...
So you really did go to Akiba?w
Akiba is full of otaku
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Otaku are creepy
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Molester is an otaku
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Molester is creepy
What do I do now? What do I do now!? What am I supposed to do now!?
Sorry to make you relive a nightmare, but please elaborate.
You're just going back to how your life used to be before this whole thingwwwwww
Whoawwwwwwww What's the problem?wwwwwwww
I was waiting for you guys to say that!! I was just itching to tell you guys all about it!!
Woohoo!!
Well, what did you expect would happen when you dragged them to Akiba!?
Dumb fuckerーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー Kill yourself.
Ever since I got an amateur radio operator license, I've been frequenting Akiba a lot. I could almost work as a tour guide there.
But personally, I don't really visit the anime otaku zone. I'm more of a T-ZONE Minami and Sofmap Reuse General Store guy.
My brain translated that aura into words and displayed the following text in my mind!
"What the hell..."
...is what it was saying!!
Wow! Isn't that something, John!? Mm-hmm?
I knew it. Akihabara is a fucking miracle zone.
Did OP get broken?
Is it just me or are OP's posts unusually poetic today?
No wonder we needed to live in groups to survive in the wild.
Therefore, it's only natural that someone like me, who's never been able to fit in anywhere,
not even in that big community called university, doesn't have what it takes to survive.
He was already broken when he was born. ＾＾
The Animate store in Osaka Nihonbashi.
Could you start over from when you met up with Kansai & co.
and give us a full report like you normally do?
But the moment we entered Electric Town was the moment it was all over for me.
Taking a bath.
Posting this while soaking in the bath.
The crab route is over.
Otherwise, there's just too much stuff on the way that is better viewed alone...
fucking crazy.
Were they in a bad mood until the end?
It wasn't supposed to be like this...
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The moment OP's report mentions how something didn't go as planned,
you suddenly get all sorts of posts saying
"Why would you do that? Everyone knows you don't do that.",
even though no one told him that before thatww
But that's what's good about this thread.
What is this I don't even
I told him not to go to Akihabara.
But Molester decided to do it anyway.
He's just not the type to listen to others.
We were all against him going to Akiba though.
Molester must have had a very good reason to go against our advicew
115 Name:VIPPER[] : 04/11/11(Th) 18:27:19 ID:iQo29BBa
>>106
Forget about going to Akihabara, seriously.
Shimura Ken and a naked woman's ass...
This morning, I decided on what to talk about with the girls, took a bath, brushed myself up and headed out in a pretty good mood.
I wasn't sure what to wear at first, but then I put together an outfit mainly made up of clothes they picked out for me during the last shopping trip.
We had agreed to meet up in the family restaurant the girls work at.
As it turns out, they work until the afternoon on Thursdays.
I went inside directly since I didn't want to make them work longer like last time.
That's when I saw someone who looked a lot like Loli.
Deep down, I thought
"Oh shit."
It's not that I didn't expect her to be there, but I wanted to avoid running into her if possible.
And then something completely unexpected happened!!!
To be continued...
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until Loli returns to the kitchen.
To kill time, I took a closer look at the toys.
Most of them were Deka Ranger, Kamen Rider Blade and Pretty Cure toys.
To be honest, I wanted some of them.
Until a lighter called "Twin Turbo Lighter" caught my eye.
I picked it up and lit it!
FOOM
Holy shit!! Two flames!! It's totally pointless if you think about it calmly,
but holy shit!!
However, the future had another amazing surprise in store for me.
BUT IS THAT REALLY THE FASTEST YOU CAN TYPE!?
"Triple Turbo Lighter"
on the shelf!!
I picked it up with hesitation and pushed the button... Click!
FOOM!
............
.........
......
...
The three flames were so weak they simply fused into one big boring flame.
OTL
If it's odd, he drags it out as much as he wants.
FWOOM!!
Holy shit!!
Three flames!! A lighter with three flames!! So pointless!!
But so cool!!
I got totally absorbed in playing with the lighters.
I'm sure my lips had curled into an ugly smirk, but I was having so much fun I didn't care.
I even started playing with two of them at once and shouted
"Six flames!!".
That's how much I was enjoying myself.
I wonder which is creepier. A grown-up man playing with lighters or a grown-up man staring at Pretty Cure toys.
I wouldn't know.
What I do know is that it's creepy either way.
It just keeps going and going!
But that's what's good about OP.
Something really bad must have happened. I bet.
Foreshadowing, huh? OP playing with fire................................................ Wax play?
Jump!
I jumped like a house mouse going stiff because of a sudden noise.
When I turned around like a whirlwind, Loli Jugs was standing behind me!!
"Yes? Yes, yes, yes."
"One 'yes' is enough."
"Y-yes."
Oh shit.
To think I'd get attacked from behind while I was busy appreciating the latest technology from the high-tech country Japan.
But to my surprise, Loli didn't seem to feel bad about the puking incident at all.
Because of her, I had to sleep without my favorite futon for a whole week!
The dry cleaning service fees were pretty damn hefty too, goddammit!
What kind of mess have you made this time?w
She probably doesn't have any recollection of it.
I was so busy today I couldn't check the thread at work.
The thread doesn't seem to have grown as much as I'd expected though.
"Do you want them?"
"Huh? What?"
"I'm asking because you seem to be having a lot of fun with themw"
"Eh? What are you talking about?"
I had no clue what she was talking about.
"?"
I must have looked like a speech bubble with a question mark coming out of my mouth because Loli looked at me with upturned eyes and went
"point point"
at my right hand.
It was then that I realized
I was trying to light three "Triple Turbo Lighters" at the same time.
Molester came back at about 6pm, but it took him hours to type out his report and proofread it before he could start posting it.
Wasn't it two lighters a few posts ago?
CUTE Σ(〃▽〃；)
"Why am I wearing different clothes...? Did I change into this when I was drunk yesterday?"
is probably all she thought when she woke up...
Gotcha.
I'd lost track of time playing SFIII...
is what I wanted to say, but there was no way of talking myself out of this one.
When I checked my watch later, I'd been playing with the "Triple Turbo Lighters" for almost ten minutes.
"It's cute when a man is still a boy at heart." "I fell for him because he never gives up on his dreams."
are stereotypical phrases you hear all the time, but
"I love guys who are fascinated by lighters in the toys corner of family restaurants."
is one no woman will ever say. That much I know.
"Ah, yeah, aren't these amazing? They can make three flames instead of one!"
What am I saying........................OTL
But Loli just smiled and said
"Hahahaw Do you smoke, Mr. Molester?"
"No, I don't. I mean, I can't. I can't afford it."
The real reason is because I'm still clinging on to the false hope that I might still grow a bit taller.
wouldn't you try to find out?
"Huh? What happened yesterday after that?"
I'm sure she asked Kansai and heard about everything from her.
It's hard to imagine that she doesn't know yet...
"Well, because these are great. They must be new, right? I've never seen them before."
"..............................we've been selling them for years now..."
............................................................seriously?
I had no idea. No idea at all. Must have completely missed it.
To think my half shut-in lifestyle would bite me in the ass here.
I guess it makes sense. I've been living alone for the past two years. When I eat out, it's usually at Yoshinoya or at some ramen place.
If I ever go to a restaurant, be it a family restaurant or a normal one, it's usually with my family when I'm at my parents' place.
I'd never set foot in the kind of lively stores that sell fun products like that anyway.
Stores that sell party goods are abominable institutions that only exist to remind me of my loneliness.
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ Yo, Molester.
Why are there so few people here today!?
Is there another party going on somewhere?
A prospective government official called the private sector worthless part 2
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1101209904/
■The Kouhaku appearance list is up■
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1101283816/
Product description: Place a handkerchief on a coin and WOW!! The coin turns into a stick!!
These Magic Goods are guaranteed to turn you into a Super Magician!!"
If you could become a magician that easily, no one in the world would pay to see a professional magician anymore.
I thought the product description was sad enough, but the family restaurant's original ad slogan pushed me over the edge.
The following was written in a cute girly font:
"Show these off at mixers and impress all the girls!!"
What if you don't have any girls to show them off to in the first place!?
But since ranting in my head wasn't going to get me anywhere, I gave her the most ordinary answer I could come up with.
"Seriously? I've never seen them."
"Hahaha. They've been here forever."
"Interesting. I don't go to family restaurants often, so maybe that's why!!"
I must have looked super cheerful on the outside.
I was going to lurk until the party kicks off too.
Simply normal.
Neither good nor bad.
Simply normal.
Is everyone lurking or what?
but she didn't bring it up at all.
Maybe she really forgot about it.
In that case, it'd be a dick move to remind her, right?
"Ah, Miss Understanding and the others have already finished their shift, so please wait for them behind the parking lot."
"You haven't finished yours yet, Loli?"
"No, I'm working the evening shift today."
"Oh, okay..."
"You're going shopping, right? Sounds fun. I wish I could join you guys."
Sounds fun? Didn't they tell Loli we're going to look for self-defense products?
She wouldn't say this if she knew, would she...?
When did that happen?
I know I'm nitpicking.
"You sure did."
After exchanging greetings in a hurry, we walked towards the station.
On the way, we talked about this and that. But for some reason, we were walking in a
Kansai Me Miss Understanding
formation. I was flanked by two beautiful women.
It was the same feeling I had when I first put Tifa and Yuffie into my party in FFVII. But I digress.
Then we got to the station and got in a train to Akihabara.
It wasn't a long trip, but I managed to keep the conversation going.
After changing trains a few times, we finally arrived.
........................it was fun up to this point. But only up to this point.
Don't worry, this isn't going to happen again because that was the last one I'd typed out.
In any case, Loli was busy serving customers, so I headed to the parking lot behind the restaurant as I was told.
After a few minutes, my phone started ringing.
CHA-LACHACHALACHA-♪
It was some random song by Mozart. I'd changed my cell phone ringtone and wallpaper to something normal beforehand.
You're probably asking yourself why classic. I actually would have liked to make it a song that's popular right now, but I'm too out of the loop.
I figured I'd just embarrass myself and went for the safe option instead.
By the way, I'm not going to delete the tons of anime song ringtones and wallpapers in my cell phone. I couldn't.
I picked up the call and heard
"Boo!"
"Boo!"
It came from my cell phone speakers and from behind me at the same time.
It confused the shit out of me. When I quickly looked behind me, Kansai and Miss Understanding were standing behind me.
?
Did you skip something?
Up to this point, huh?
So it's all downhill from here?
Just when I thought I finally get to take part in a party, it seems like it's going to be a depressing one.
Then why are you taking so long to dump itーーーーーーーーーーーーー!?
The fun part sure ended quickly.
By the way, we talked about Akihabara a bit in the train.
"Akihabara's full of otaku, right?"
"I told you, it's not like that. There are normal people too."
"I heard it's not as bad as it's made out to be on TV."
"Well, the TV features on otaku need good viewership ratings,
so they show the creepiest otaku they can find on purpose.
Anyways, I don't think there's anything to worry about."
I wonder what was going through their heads when I told them this.
And then we got off at JR Akihabara station.
| ／ ／ |／／ ／ ／| － OP's going to fuck it up soon!!
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| ／ ／ |文|／ ／／ ／ (´⌒(´IT'S PARTY TIME!!｀）⌒｀）
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／|＼／ ／ ／ |／ ／ (´⌒(´（,ﾟДﾟ ）つ ｀）｀）
／| ／ ／ ／ヽ (´⌒(´⌒ (´⌒（ つ |〕 /⌒｀）⌒｀）
| |￣| | |ヽ／| Hurry, guys!! ( | (⌒)｀）⌒｀）
| | |／| |__|／. ∧＿∧ ⌒｀）.Dﾞし'⌒＾ﾐ ｀）⌒｀）
| |／| |／ (´⌒(´（ ´∀｀ )つ A ∧＿∧⌒｀）
| | |／ (´⌒(´( つ/] / Aと（ ・∀・ ） Charge――!!
| |／ （ | (⌒)｀） S ヽ[|⊂[] ）｀）
| ／ （´ ´し'⌒＾ﾐ ｀）｀）H (⌒) |
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He's here━━━( ´∀`)･ω･) ﾟДﾟ)･∀･)￣ー￣)´_ゝ`)━━━!!!! OP's here━━━━(°Д°)━━━━!!!!
But you only ran into creepy otaku in Akihabara today, huh?
Must be the real hardcore ones.
Relying on my vague memories, we headed to Radio Kaikan first.
I may be an otaku, but I don't go to Akihabara that often. Not only is it quite a ways from where I live, but even if it's the land of otaku,
they don't really sell anything special in Akihabara that I couldn't get somewhere closer to my place.
Of course, there's all kinds of limited-edition merchandise like posters that you can only get in Akihabara,
but the actual games, for example, can be purchased anywhere nowadays, even in small game stores on the outskirts of town.
That's why I'm not as familiar with Akihabara as you'd think.
Anyways, my plan was to stroll around Akihabara and look for stores selling self-defense products.
It turned out to be a very bad idea.
You really thought it'd be a good idea to drag them all around Akiba?www Retardw
There are so many weird stores in Akiba now that you don't know where to look when you're walking through the streets.
Store windows with anime characters plastered all over themwwwwwwwww
Lines of fat creepy otaku everywherewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Whoa
.∧__,,∧
（´・ω・`）
(つ光と）
｀ｕ―ｕ´
It was lying on the ground right behind you.
Strolling around Akiba with two girls can only end in a
disaster.
It was a scenery I was all too familiar with. The Gamers main store and Radio Kaikan. Crowds of otaku and salarymen.
Women in skimpy cosplay holding advertising signs. The Sex Tower. Good old Akihabara.
"It's this way."
Without a clue in the world, the young man (20 years old) starts walking toward the truth waiting for him―――――
By the way, at this point, I still found myself in absolute bliss.
I was still enjoying myself as much as during the train ride.
I would be lying if I said I wasn't worried at all. IIRC, I was thinking to myself
"What if we directly run into a beam saber user wearing an anime shirt and leather gloves as soon as we leave the station...",
but that was about it.
I was simply too carefree.
Earthquakes can occur anytime. Don't be careless, take precautions.
Thanks for the warning, but you're the only one here who doesn't seem to know shit about Akiba!!
Too bad.
is what I thought, but then I realized it's an otaku with...... posters?
just because she needs self-defense products.
You can get them pretty much everywhere...
(*´Д｀) pant pant
I've stopped visiting Akihabara ever since.
I would have loved to check out some of the doujin stores too while I was there, but decided against it.
Checking out otaku goods with the girls in tow would be the dumbest thing ever!! (If dragging them to Akihabara wasn't already the dumbest thing ever.)
For the time being, I thought
"The self-defense products section was near the one for plastic models, wasn't it?"
and hurried up the stairs.
I only wished I had realized it at this point in time.
Our walking formation had changed to
Me
Miss Understanding Kansai
little by little.
Come on, get a fucking clue.
It's the spearhead formationw
It's because he's like this that I can't quit following this thread.
"Voila!"
I said as I turned around.
Expecting to see the cheerful smiles from before.
What the clueless young man (20 years old) saw when he looked back was―――――――――――――――
two beautiful girls with a look on their faces as if to say
"Ugh...".
She's mine and mine only.
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While I was reading your post, I caught myself exhaling "Ugh..." in my mind toowwww
"It doesn't matter if you're an otaku or not, Molester!",
but now that she's seen the real deal... even Kansai will change her mind...
NO FUCKING━━━━━━(OwO)━━━━━━WAY!!!
"Maybe they're tired from climbing all those stairs?"
was my first guess.
But it didn't take me long to realize it.
They were too scared of their surroundings to check out self-defense products.
They kept looking around nervously, checking the walls for suspicious stuff.
This corner of the store was pretty normal though.
Surveillance cameras to the right. Expandable batons to the left.
A normal corner surrounded by more or less normal(?) self-defense products.
I admit it was a bit eerie with all those self-defense products, but at least there wasn't anything otaku-ish to be found.
But as soon as you stepped out of the store, you found yourself in the dazzling and fantastic world of otaku.
Disney Sea is nothing compared to this!
In the end, Molester was still Molester, huh? ＾＾
What were you thinking?w
ノ "⌒ヽ
ζ ） I can't take this anymore.
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OP will never get an e-mail or call from Kansai & Miss Understanding againーーーーーー
OKwwww
I guess most people stopped coming to this thread because they can't bear to watch OP fall to his ruin anymore.
All I got was absent-minded answers.
Just as I'd already explained to them before, I suggested buying anti-lockpicking products
and self-defense products made for women, but the girls just blinked at me in surprise,
whispering something to each other.
It was the most awkward mood ever.
If I were to compare it with something, it'd be when a family member of one of your classmates dies the day before the graduation trip you've been planning together since summer.
It's too late to cancel it and that classmate obviously can't come along, so you go on that trip without him.
You can't fully enjoy it, but you don't want to let it all go to waste either, so you end up spending the whole trip in this really awkward mood.
Something like that.
But don't worry, this is all just build up for an inevitable Loli Jugs arc.
When it begins, more people will start coming here again.
Learn to read the mood correctly
Switch to Loli who doesn't know anything yet.
You reap what you sow.
No normal girl would be happy about going to Akiba.
Even if it's just to buy self-defense products.
My first real-time report in a whilewwww
- Max Garage
- ITS
Seems like these two stores are the only ones. Just for your information.
"I fucked up."
I was sure of it.
So I went to the restroom and had a short committee meeting inside my head for about two, three minutes.
I had the following two options:
1. Go to the next store like nothing was the matter.
2. Give up for today and go home.
I had to pick one of them. I didn't want to pick either, but there was no third option.
Picking 2 was safer because then things couldn't get any worse anymore. However, if we went home, chances were pretty high that it would be the end of everything.
Picking 1 was a gamble in a way. About as risky as a tricast bet.
In other words, a gamble with very poor odds of winning.
Do I try to keep the already big damage to a minimum and pick 2?
Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?
You went all in, didn't you?w
"Whoawwwww Just got backwwwwwww from my first datew"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101212863/l50
Most likely, no, most definitely.
No mistake was allowed. At times like this, you have to put your problem into words.
Picture your situation in your mind! Write down the pros and cons of each option!!
Let's be real, I'm not that stupid either. My heart was telling me to pick 2. However!
I was like "Leave it all to me." and dragged them out here,
made them walk through this strange town,
and now I suddenly decide all by myself to head back? What an asshole.
..............................I pick option 1.
I don't have a choice. I might be able to minimize the damage, but what's the point
if this is the end anyway?
When I thought about it like that, I had no choice but to pick 1.
I think Molester can't see the words "Tokyuu Hands" and "Loft" anymorew
people always pick the former.
But when asked to pick between a 100% chance of getting 100 damage, and a 50% chance of avoiding damage or getting 200 damage,
people usually pick the latter. (said some economics professor)
Someone else already posted that here.
But thanks for the report.
I followed that link, actually, but I regret doing it now.
That's part of what makes Molester Molester though.
You didn't have to take them all the way to otaku land.
"Let's go, shall we?"
I don't really remember what the girls said this time.
In fact, I don't really remember what happened after that.
It's not like we talked much anyway.
After that, I basically dragged the girls down main street for at least an hour. Yep.
Then, we bought a pepper spray, a personal alarm and some kind of weird door lock and headed home. Yep.
The girls were, you know,...
...staring at the windows of the stores the whole time.
Yep.
Well, of course, they would. Any normal person would.
Yep.
With windows full of weird stuff like that, it's only natural, isn't it?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep
Why did it have to be Akiba? Tell me... Why?
- When I get a girlfriend, I will never take her to Akihabara
In my mind, it's more like the place where you can't survive without self-defense products...
φ(..) ← Haven't seen this in ages.
Not that I remember what we talked about though.
What I do remember is that the word "Akihabara" didn't come up.
That's about all I remember.
And I will always remember it. For the rest of my life, I'm sure. And every time I remember, my face will turn bright red
and if I'm in my room, I'll hide under my futon and scream
"Forget it!! Forget it alreadyーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!"
at the top of my lungs while holding my head.
On our way back,
at the station, they said
"We have to go get our paychecks."
and Kansai said to me
"See you."
That I remember clearly.
I'd underestimated it. Looks like it's even worse than I thought it'd be.
Doesn't it seem more like the place where you can buy the opposite of self-defense products?
Buy them self-defense products in Akiba Popularity + 1
Buy them self-defense products anywhere but Akiba Popularity + 50
Take them to Akiba Popularity - 1000000000000000000000
Also, what's this about beam saber users in Akiba? Someone please explain it to me.
you should maybe write them an e-mail and make an excuse like
"Sorry about today. I haven't been in Akihabara in a long time, so I didn't know it had changed so much." or something?
"Psych, you'll never see me again, Molester!!!"
"Too bad!!"
If any crime happens in Akiba, I imagine it always involves minors.
If he's going to send an e-mail like that, he shouldn't have taken them to Akiba in the first place.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
whenever I thought about what happened, so I took a bath as soon as I got home
and splashed around in the water violently for a while.
Afterwards, I immediately crawled into my futon and squirmed around for a while.
When I checked the thread later, you guys were having so much fun with the observation squads and stuff,
that I felt ashamed again and retreated back into the futon.
When I checked again around the time the trivia TV show started, the thread had calmed down, so I started my report.
I wanted to spread out my posts a bit more and tried to write ahead while watching the trivia show, but ended up posting them in the wrong order.
That's all.
The windows are usually plastered with (often NSFW) eroge posters.
Otaku are called beam saber users because walking around with rolled-up posters in your backpack
makes you look a bit like a Gundam with beam sabers.
No, he should instead write to Kansai
"Sigh... I guess Akiba was a really bad idea, huh?"
and ask her for advice.
Show them that you regret what happened today.
They will contact you. Don't worry about it.
You never forget moments like that.
You will remember it again and again everyday.
Like when you're taking a dump or finishing a meal,
it will pop into your mind at the most unexpected moments
and make you go "Oh boy......"
Hang in there! (・∀・) grin
and ends with him as a certified pervert.
What a deep story.
Hehehe!
I told them "I go there once a month." though! Hehehe
Please tell us about what you want to do next. It's time to show off your miraculous handling skills, OP.
Thanks.
Whoawwwww What an amazing townwwwww Pffwwwwwwwww
This man speaks the truth.
But this time, even Kansai is creeped out, so even if you send an e-mail like in >>305
you'll just end up creeping her out moreーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー
Thank you for your continued support! Please look forward to Molester Man's next work!
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They're often showing eroge trailers in the windows.
They're also selling stuff like cable TV tuners on the street.
Damn you, Molester...
If you're going to write an e-mail, a casual one like >>305 would be good.
Look, I know, with great handling skills, it almost seems like you can take every turn.
Even if you're driving too fast, you might be able to make the turn if your handling is good enough.
But you see, everything has its limits...
For handling, for example, it's when your car lifts off the track.
When the wheels are in the air, handling won't do anything no matter how good...
No, I figured Kansai would reply something like
"It was the worst idea ever." and you could at least talk about it
since she's the type who doesn't hold back.
More than being taken aback by how creepy Akiba is,
the girls are taken aback by the fact that you didn't seem to find anything strange about Akiba.
Kansai: "Didn't you say you go there once a month, Molester...?"
Molester: "Um... Um... Um..."
Kansai: "Honestly, you're a creep."
What do you guys think I should do now?
Thanks to you too.
Tell them it wasn't a place to take girls to.
Tell them you're honestly sorry.
If you don't show remorse now, you will never see them again for real.
What do you go to Akiba for once a month anyway?
Don't tell me you actually go there for
whatever Kansai and Miss Undie found so creepy about it.
If so, I don't think there's much hope...
Don't approach them in any way until they contact you.
Though I won't stop you if you want to do it for our entertainment! Haha!
With a mindset like that, you'll never be able to clear Irohazaka.
Even on two wheels, you have to drift like hell to get through it.
Wake up from that dream you're in and go back to your once-a-month-to-Akiba lifestyle.
That should solve all your problemswwwwwwwww
Think about what you did and learn from your mistakes.
If you listen closesly, you can hear Korean music playing
from inside the Akibaoo store.
1. Fap
2. Hang yourself
3. Go to sleep
4. Write a creepy mail to Kansai ← recommended
5. Write a creepy mail to Miss Understanding
6. Write a creepy mail to Loli
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
E-mail Kansai and ask her for advice.
It's safer to talk to someone you trust first.
Plus, Kansai already knows you're an otaku. I think you should just send >>305
I bought Taiwanese CD-R's from Akibaoo today.
I use Taiwanese ones too. I found out that BenQ DVD-R's can actually be burned at 8x.
Shouldn't you try sending an e-mail to Kansai even if it's pretty hopeless?
If you don't do anything, you'll probably never see them again
and your life will be back to how it was before this.
That's it!!
sending an e-mail or not is up to you.
But make sure to read >>315's advice before that. Don't make the same mistake twice.
When it happened, I was just like "Oh boy..." and didn't think much about it,
but maybe it's actually my final trump card.
when I'm looking for parts for my custom-built PC.
So if I was in the same situation as you, I'd send
"I only go there for parts for my custom-built PC.
I know they have all these weird posters on the windows,
but I'm so used to seeing them that I don't really notice them anymore.
But I guess it can be a bit too weird for someone who's there for the first time."
That's what I'd write to get a conversation going.
Personal alarm she can use to call for help in case of an emergency 1050￥
Everything new Molester got to experience since meeting her priceless
There are some things money can't buy.
For everything else, there's Akihabara.
↑ Aren't the posters usually just softer stuff like this?
You might as well go ahead and show them your snakes and your loli manga too now. You're invincible now!
It's worth a shot.
I happen to be from Kansai too, but I feel like Nipponbashi is nothing compared to Akiba.
Nipponbashi is like an actual electric town.
Molester, I think the steering wheel in your hand is one of those kids' ones in the passenger seat.
A decent human being wouldn't even consider that possibility, Mr. Molester.
That doesn't look soft at all for normal people thoughwwwwww
You'll just have to hope that they want to see you again. Anything you do now will just make things worse.
Also, forget about Loli. I bet she already knows what happened and if you bring up her puking incident now, you'll just be written off as an asshole.
"When I saw the eroge posters, I was like 'Oh crap!' and looked over to you, Kansai,
but you seemed creeped out too. That's when I knew I'd fucked up."
Does that count as soft?
Wait, that looks soft to you?
That e-mail is like a blog post. She won't know what to reply to that.
Plus, it's creepy.
No, she did say things. It's just that I don't remember much of it because of the shock.
But you know how you sometimes just know something's wrong?
That kind of unbearable atmosphere?
The kind that even makes stink bugs die from poisoning?
I live in Kansai, but if this is soft then I can't even imagine what is on the windows in Akiba...
Calm down.
I guess you're right.
In Nipponbashi, you don't see any posters on the windows and stuff like that.
Only very rarely.
But that's not the point I was trying to make.
As long as Molester's interests aren't a straight ball right into the zone of what Kansai and Miss Understanding found creepy,
he should be alright, but if it's a 150 km/h straight ball right into it,
I guess it's "three strikes, you're out" for now.
But hey, you can have two outs in baseball, so I guess the match isn't decided yet.
Hope this cheers you up a little.
Yeah, it's no comparisonww
One corner, for example, is full of posters of eroge characters with vibrators sticking outwww
It's good to see you haven't lost your sense of humor even in a hopeless situation like this.
I think you know the answer to that question.
"So this is the kind of place you always go to?"
Did Kansai say something like this?
Before we decide whether to send one or not, why don't you try to come up with a draft first, Molester?
Like "Wanna go bowling?" or something. But don't mention what happened today.
Well, I'm sure it was just a bit too sudden and unexpected for her.
If you're going to send an e-mail like in >>305 (though I'd recommend calling her),
it'd be a lot smarter to let a few days pass first.
Do it like her and act like nothing happened todayww
They should have forgotten about it by next week.
Let about three days pass and then e-mail them like nothing happened.
Just normal e-mails though.
She seemed "indifferently interested" in Akiba, you know?
Sorry, I guess it was hard to tell from my report due to my lack of writing skills.
It's cute how Molester doesn't want to admit that she was simply "creeped out"w
Was it like in the third picture?
It's not just hard to tell.
It's impossible to tellw
For some reason, I have a feeling Miss Understanding threw all the self-defense products OP bought her in the trash the moment she came homewwwwww
He did hold out long enough to buy the self-defense products for them though...
Can you imagine taking girls you got to know a few days ago straight to Akihabara?
If Kansai falls in love with Molester for his courage to pick Akiba over the much safer choice Tokyuu Hands, then I'll die in a fit of anger.
I sort of know what people from Kansai are like.
Judging from her personality,
she might have been taken aback today because it was so sudden and unexpected,
but she should be able to laugh it off in a few days.
In any case, I think there's no need to be so negative about this.
Kansai isn't from Kansai.
I've never been to one either.
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Look at this penis someone on VIP sculpted from clay and cheer upwwwww
>>389
Eh? Seriously?
Okay, this is embarrassing!
I wish the ground would open up and swallow my dick!
"You must never run from life."
is what they always say, but my greatest challenge right now is to wait and not do anything.
The reason I'm itching to do something is because I feel like screaming "AHHHHーーーーー!!"
and the only way to calm myself is to take some sort of action, but I realize now that
that in itself is just running away.
Don't do something just to achieve momentary peace of mind.
You mustn't run from life, Molester. You have to end ure life.
What is that? It looks disgusting.
That did cheer me up a little.
So, what thread is that picture from and why was it posted?
"Don't be such a baby."
That's all.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101298045/
It's from this threadwwww
More like "end your life".
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you only have yourself to blame for taking normal people with common sense to Akiba.
When I took my girlfriend to Akiba, she refused to get out of the car.
Sorry, I should have posted this earlier.
Did you add a space there on purpose?
and breathe some life into the thread.
Will you marry me?
∧＿∧ （´<_｀） There isn't anything we can't find.
Found some guro porn. （´_ゝ`） / ⌒i
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Look at this and cheer up.
Tell me, Molester,
are your interests a straight ball into the zone of what Kansai and Miss Understanding found creepy?
Fucking lol.
Even today's events are hard to believe, if you will.
But something about Molester's tone has changed.
It feels more believable now.
HAHAHA
If you don't, this could be the end of it all.
Or are you hoping that Kansai will come and save you...?
Lol.
Fucking LOL.
"Wasn't Akiba hilarious today?wwwwwwwwwwwww"
and pretend you did it all on purpose now.
Make it seem like you were playing a prank on them.
If they reply, there's still hope.
If they don't, wait until they forgive you one day.
Time heals all wounds, you know?
Warning: Parody.
[Laughs internally]
Instead of sitting around and waiting for no reason, wouldn't it be better to talk about it so you can laugh about it later?
If you don't contact them, you're basically leaving your fate in their hands and I don't think you want to do that.
I'm sure Kansai will be able to laugh about it if you lay everything on the table.
But I have faith that if anyone will accept me the way I am, it's you, Kansai."
Try sending this creepy e-mail.
Let this chance slip by and you might die a virgin.
and left full of motivation this morning is gone forever, huh...
"I just realized, Loli still hasn't apologized for throwing up in her sleep on my bed." to one of the girlsw
and this is what I find?! Hurry up and send an e-mail.
If he only sends the first line, it might actually work...
Kansai who was so nice to you so far?
Kansai who wasn't even fazed by your Trunks cosplay?
Akiba is fucking terrifying.
So you were the one who posted that picture?
Thank you for that. It was good medicine.
Now, the question is to send an e-mail or not.
But well, it's too late now, so I guess even if I do send an e-mail, it'll have to wait until tomorrow.
From now on, she'll feel sick every time she sees the self-defense products you bought her.
The Kansai route is over.
At the very least, I'd say she doesn't see you as a love interest anymore.
Though I suppose if we can trust what she said about creepy hobbies,
you might still be able to become friends with her.
Nahwwwwwwww Never mindwwww I'm just jokingww
I'll just leave this list of template creepy e-mails here, so hang in there! ゜+.(･∀･)゜+.゜
Whatever the content, I'm for sending an e-mail tonight.
１ぃ ﾉｼ
Or do you want today's events to leave a lasting impression on them??
Hurry up and apologize to them.
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And I bet you it's a lot more productive than Molester's discussions with us 2channers.
You have to do something ASAP!
A late-night e-mail can be used to make a point too!
Send an e-mail if you want to make the thread more entertaining though.
[Body] You got all shy after I confessed my love to you! So moe!
Your blushing face makes me rock hard!
The magnum in my pants is gonna burst into flames and melt away into a pool of liquid.
Mmhmmmm. Ahh! Splurt! Ugh......
Oh no, I made a sticky mess all over myself...
I wanna make you lick me clean!☆
The girls are having a meeting right now, so don't send an e-mail ffs.
Go back and try rereading Molester's posts while imagining him with a face like a cute grade or middle schooler, you know, like one of the younger Johnny's idols.
Suddenly, things won't seem so unbelievable anymore.
Besides, never send an e-mail on the spur of the moment......
Did you not learn your lesson in Akihabara?
Are you retarded?
[Body] You got all shy after I confessed my love to you! So moe!
Your blushing face makes me rock hard!
The magnum in my pants is gonna burst into flames and melt away into a pool of liquid.
Mmhmmmm. Ahh! Splurt! Ugh......
Oh no, I made a sticky mess all over myself...
I wanna make you lick me clean!☆
Okay.
I'll wait for now.
Send an e-mail!
Mom...?
Okay! ﾉｼ
You know what they say. A man is as good as his word.
Are you for real? It's ridiculousw
Oh, man... Fuck this shit.
You've made the right choice, dude.
Therefore, you don't really have a choice but to send an e-mail, do you?
>Do I try to keep the already big damage to a minimum and pick 2?
>Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?
But oh well, so be it.
I'm not your mom. Look more carefully. I'm the guy who likes to spam AAw
"I'm sorry."
are all you should send.
It's only fitting because the two words
"See you."
are all Kansai said when she left.
If OP says we'll wait, then we'll wait.
>Do I try to keep the already big damage to a minimum and pick 2?
↓
Not send an e-mail.
>Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?
↓
Send an e-mail.
Picking option 1 earlier today turned out to be a mistake.
It follows that sending an e-mail must be a mistake too.
what kind of reply are you guys hoping for exactly?
I can't see anything good coming out of it.
Oh, you're right...
There's no way to make things worse than they already are.
The puking-in-her-sleep and the conversation at the family restaurant today must have been foreshadowing.
She'll thank him for the shirt.
And she'll treat you to dinner, am I right?
The new Dragon Quest comes out in a few days, so please don't drag this out too long, okay?
The state of the thread right now.
I'm for waiting (for now) too,
but I think you'll have to be the one to send the first e-mail.
Considering Kansai's personality, as long as you get a conversation going,
she should eventually say something like "That was so damn creepyw" and laugh it off.
Miss Undie though? Nope, not in a million years.
Getting an e-mail at midnight is always annoying, but getting one when you're already annoyed is like adding fuel to the fire.
Are you a gambling-addicted husband or what?!
Seriously though, it's hard to get rid of an image once it sticks.
Some things can only be brought up as long as not much time has passed yet. Think it over.
Or at least, take a majority vote.
Is a mistake.
>Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?
Is a mistake too.
We VIPPERs are all you got left now, Molester, keeping us entertained should be your highest priority.
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What she replies isn't that important.
Molester has to abolish the evil equation "Molester = Someone who thinks Akiba is normal" or he'll seriously never recover from it.
Even if she doesn't reply much, Molester has to make it clear that he's a normal person.
Let me ask you guys instead. What exactly do you think waiting will accomplish? Not that it matters since it's already too lateww
I agree.
I don't think apologizing will help.
I'd recommend asking for advice or joking about what happened instead.
Either way, instead of a serious e-mail,
I'd go for a more light-hearted tone.
Tell me, OP.
If you don't really care what happens, send an e-mail if you want, but refrain from apologizing or showing remorse.
>Do I try to keep the already big damage to a minimum and pick 2?
↓
Send an e-mail.
>Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?
↓
Don't send an e-mail.
You could see it this way too.
I'm really curious about Loli though. She probably doesn't remember what happened, but I wonder what she did with Molester's shirt.
I would recommend either >>479 or >>472. Either is fine.
Whatever you send, just try not to put them on the spot.
Don't send anything that's hard to reply to...
Hilarity will ensue.
You guys are creepy.
Don't go stepping on obvious landmines.
At least, do your research before you go somewhere!
and get her to puke inside your room.
That should solve all your problems!!!!!!!!!
The real optimists are the ones who are trying to make the thread more entertaining.
You still have a lot to learn, boyow
without OP having to do anything.
No way, huh?w
It's because you guys are so damn passive that you can never get a girlfriendwwwwww m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha
Such a great song.
For the record, I don't get the concept of moe either.
To be honest, I don't think the girls being shocked that Akiba is a parallel universe is that big of a deal.
Btw, I'm the one who posted 444.
Molester will most likely get a thank-you e-mail from Miss Undie or Kansai sooner or later. That would be the perfect time to apologize for picking Akiba of all places.
Taking them to Akiba and writing on the same day "Akiba was creepy, wasn't it?" is just silly.
That'd be my advice.
Things will never change for the better if you don't do anything.
If Molester doesn't contact her now, they'll always have this creepy Akiba image of you.
Don't retreat back into your shell. They don't really have anything against you yet. If you tell them the truth, they'll understand.
If you wait too long, you'll be stuck with a bad reputation.
It's not too late. Do something, Molester!
I want OP to do something, but it's just too late.
However, if you want to send an e-mail tomorrow,
send something like "Forget Akiba ever happened.".
Loli Jugs arc: Started.
When an e-mail comes, the VIPPERs will help you deal with it like always.
It's not over yet. (￣ー￣) grin
"Please forget Akiba ever happened." would be best.
Or can you joke about your true self and what happened in Akihabara today to bring laughter to the girls and the VIPPERs?
Which will you choose, Molester?
If you think apologizing or explaining yourself will always make everything better, you should go out more.
I know it's tempting to tell them everything and get it all off your chest, but it's wiser not to say anything for now.
But they're both terrible choices!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
You shouldn't have told them that you go there once a month... Though I guess once a month isn't that often...
Let's face it, you're just not good enough for Kansai! m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha
Well, yeah, whichever you pick,
becoming a love interest is out of the question imo.
Sorry to disappoint you.
I'm >>1 of this thread though. m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha
To err is human.
If you're too pushy, you'll just end up creeping them out and ruining everything.
I don't want The Tale of Molester to end here.
By the time I wake up tomorrow, I might already have an e-mail from them. And even if not, I'm sure we'll figure something out. Yeah.
And I'm not talking about that "But we 2channers are his bros" crap (゜/゜)/■
>Tonight, I'll watch today's anime program and then go to bed.
Yeah, this guy will never learn his lesson.
What if they're thinking
"Molester didn't seem bothered by what happened today at all..." right now?
You have to send something like
"I didn't think things would get so awkward today.
I'm sorry."
before it's too late.
That he went to Akiba instead of Tokyuu Hands is just Molester going berserk as always, so I'll let it slide.
But the moment the girls were surprised by how creepy Akiba is, I'd have said
"It's kinda creepy here, huh? Let's go to Tokyuu Hands." It's a no-brainer for me.
But you dragged them all over main street for another hour or so instead?
Are you stupid?
And now you're going to wait? Are you retarded? This is going to be your undoing.
>By the time I wake up tomorrow, I might already have an e-mail from them. And even if not, I'm sure we'll figure something out. Yeah.
That is VIP QUALITY.
Kansai never considered Molester as a love interest though.
Go ahead. Give us something to laugh about.
Because the way this is going, it's going to be hilarious.
With opinions evenly split in the thread, I'm sure you don't really know what to do either, Molester.
You said you'll do what 444 says, but what do you really think?
They say, if a date goes well, you should send an e-mail on the same day to leave an impression,
but if something bad happens, you should let some time pass and give the girl time to calm down.
You know how when someone's mad at you, they think they'll never forgive you, but once they've calmed down, they realize it wasn't that big a deal?
There's no way they're going to reply if he sends an e-mail this latewwww
We'll have to come up with quite a high-level e-mail.
Was it the people walking around there? Or was it the store windows plastered with eroge posters?
I thought IE was bugging out again.
Or he does, but is socially awkward as fuck.
but if you decided not to send anything, that's okay too.
If he sends an e-mail now, he'll just come off as annoying.
It was probably the posters.
They contribute a lot to the look and feel of Akihabara.
They're also what clearly sets it apart from other parts of the city.
That's true.
I think it was mostly the initial shock that turned the girls off today.
Part of it may have a lasting effect, but I suspect that most of it will be water under the bridge
soon enough.
>>521
Just so you don't get your hopes up, I don't think you'll get an e-mail from them (at least, not about Akihabara).
If anyone's going to bring up the topic, it'll have to be you.
who still thinks this will get a good ending?
That goes for... Crabses too.
But I'm also against "just waiting".
Well, I got more clue than the idiots saying "It's over if he doesn't send an e-mail!" though.
Whoawww That'd be the bestwwwwwwwwww
Like "I lied when I said I go there once a month. I'm sorry."
I see. So that's what he should apologize for.
Even if you disagree, don't forget VIP QUALITY and chill!!
Did you think Molester would just do what you say if you made it
seem like you have lots of experience with human relationships??
What a childish planwww
She's the type to never even talk to you again once she finds something really creepy about you.
But Kansai is the type to accept Molester's creepy, pathetic side
and laugh it off after talking about it.
For example, imagine the porn cassette you'd left in your VCR got accidentally played in front of the girls.
Kansai is the type to say "You watch crap like this?w" and laugh about it,
while Miss Undie is probably the type to whisper "...pervert." and avoid you forever.
Don't worry, Molester's actions always have more than enough VIP QUALITY for all of uswwww
Half the people in this thread will never have that much QUALITY in their lifetimewwww
Bunch of apple-juice-hating faggotswwwwww OKwwwwwww
No, he doesn't have to do what I say.
Even if he sent an e-mail, it'd only make things more interesting, so it's okay with me.
I'm just saying that the guys, who seriously think he has to send an e-mail or everything will be over, are creepy.
Let's just forget about the events in Akihabara and never talk about them again.
Well, I'm sure the girls aren't even that bothered by it.
1. Clumsy Mr. Molester who takes you to Akiba without thinking about it
2. Otaku Mr. Molester who takes you to Akiba and is like "It's a normal town, isn't it?"
3. Paranoid Mr. Molester who takes you to Akiba and later apologizes for it
Which one will it be?
OKwwwwwwww I guess I'll chill thenwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
As I thought, Akihabara isn't the kind of place normal people should go to unprepared...
I actually took a girl there once, but since we were only looking for PCs,
we steered clear of anime stores.
I still don't know how bad it really is, but it looks like I dodged a bullet that time...
My money is on 2.
WHAT EXACTLY IS SO FUN ABOUT THIS THREAD?
(I'd posted you should go to their family restaurant right before that happened, but the girls beat me to the punch.)
Now they're just surprised that Kansai's lil bro took them to some strange hyperspace they had never been to. That's all.
And yet here we are discussing it to death and making doomsday predictions without any basis whatsoever.
Feel free to send an e-mail like "Thanks for yesterday." anytime you want tomorrow.
Then, we can finally get back on track again.
Way too much negativity ITT today.
I too think that the girls aren't that bothered by it. At least, I'd like to think that.
But you have to consider the possibility that it is 2 against all expectations.
What if today's events exceeded Kansai's tol cap?
That would be really bad.
If you take Molester's report literally, I'd say it did exceed Kansai's tol cap.
That's what I'm worried about.
together with this (normie) girl and we always pass through Akihabara.
I haven't come out as an otaku yet, but if there was one thing she found creepy in Akihabara,
it was the art student scammers.
Or were the girls creeped out when they realized that OP is an otaku?
but dude, you watch too many shitty dramas. You idolize women way too much.
You have to at least show them that you're not like them or you'll be stuck with them forever.
Dude, say which postw
I expect Loli Jugs to play a big part in the next chapter of this story.
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about too.
Sorry, but what is tol cap?
Tolerance capacity.
How much she can tolerate.
BY THE WAY, CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS THREAD?
Should have said something funny therew
Kids these days use words like that?
Thanks for teaching this old man a new term.
Lol.
In this case, it stands for Kansai's tolerance capacity.
She might be able to laugh off a porn video cassette, but get seriously creeped out by something else.
That's her tol cap.
You did not only answer his question but even added an explanation. Your kindess will keep me awake all night with an erection.
I bet 10000 that you'll end up confusing it with something else.
"I screwed up! Did the others tell you what happened?
They were quite creeped out. When I looked up Akiba, it seemed like a good idea, but I didn't think it was that bad."
Something like this.
Makes for a good transition to a Loli arc too.
Fucking lolwwwwwwwww
You're the only one who uses upper case W.
LOL
LIKE TRAIN MAN DID?
IT'S JUST A RUSE CREATED BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE SAMEFAGGING IT ALL UP, ISN'T IT?
SO PATHETIC!
Eh? Train Man didn't go viral?!
I lol'd at how there's nothing to lol about in your post.
>>586
The novel has already sold 300,000 copies...
So you wanted to be part of it?
Heeey, Molester, are you still awake?
Like someone else said earlier, focus on what to do next instead of what you've done.
You can't change something you've done even if you regret it.
All you can do is learn from your mistakes.
To regret something is to look back, but to learn from your mistake is to look forward.
I hope you were able to learn something from today's events, Molester...
How about asking the girls out to something completely different for a change?
Like to a theater play or a sports match...
No, fuck that, join in even if only a little, you bastard! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ I'm just ranting.
You're new to VIP, aren't you?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What's fun about these threads? Complaining about OP while grinning like a motherfucker iswwwwwwwwwwwwww
Also, these threads will never get turned into a book or get famouswwwwwwwwwww Whoawwwwwwwwwwwww
Learning from my mistakes, huh?
All I got out of today is the reaffirmation that my interests and hobbies will never be accepted by normal people.
Looking back, I'm really glad that I didn't get carried away and send them pics of my snakes.
Alright, Futakoi is starting.
Watching the OP after what happened today hurts a little.
You are a true VIPPER.
and now I'm hooked to anime.
Whoawwwww Futakoi is startingwwwwwwww
They all have the same face. I can't tell them apart.
Ogura Yuuko just said so.
You were really entertaining last time,
but you should work on your exits.
Hope you can entertain us more this time!
YOU MUST BE BORED OUT OF YOUR MINDS!
FUCKING SHUT-INS.
Almost made fun of my teacher for her camisole.
He's a student.
SO.
WHAT EXACTLY IS SO FUN ABOUT THIS THREAD?
573 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 00:47:47 ID:maaE7E+Y
I'M IMPRESSED YOU GUYS STILL REMEMBER ME!
BY THE WAY, CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS THREAD?
580 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 00:51:47 ID:maaE7E+Y
I SEE PEOPLE POSTING LOL OR W! WHAT ARE THEY LAUGHING ABOUT?
585 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 00:56:36 ID:maaE7E+Y
SO IS THIS THREAD TRYING TO GO VIRAL BY ACTING LIKE IT'S VIRAL EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT?
LIKE TRAIN MAN DID?
IT'S JUST A RUSE CREATED BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE SAMEFAGGING IT ALL UP, ISN'T IT?
SO PATHETIC!
The "I'm totally clueless" series sells a million copieswwww
Miss Understanding: ".................."
WWWW Those are some huge-ass lettersｗｗｗｗｗｖｖｖｖｖｖｖｖｖｖｖｖｖvvvvvvvvv
YOU GUYS CAN ENJOY THIS STORY BECAUSE YOU'RE SHUT-INS!
GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM MORE! YOU'LL SEE HOW PATHETIC THIS FANFIC IS!
There are two sets of twins in this anime? Is this anime fun to watch?
It's so boringwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww What the hell is this?wwwwwwwwwwwww
(；´∀｀) ......oh boy......
AH! I GET IT!
YOU GUYS CAN ENJOY THIS STORY BECAUSE YOU'RE SHUT-INS!
GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM MORE! YOU'LL SEE HOW PATHETIC THIS FANFIC IS!
↑↑↑↑↑ This is coming from a real shut-in who left his room for the first time the other day, so guys, do what he says and go out more!www ↑↑↑↑↑
Are you stupid?wwwwwwwwww People have always enjoyed reading about others romanceswwwwwwwwwwwwww
What does it matter if it's real or made-up if it's enjoyable?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
If reality's so important to you, why don't you give yourself a makeover so girls come to you to ask for love advice?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I feel like you're trying hard, but you're coming off a bit weak compared to last time.
So, what are the W's in >>605 for? What are you laughing about?
YOU GUYS WHO ARE IN LOVE WITH ANIME CHARACTERS?WWWWW
WOW... GOOD THING IT'S ALL FICTIONAL...
When you get on my level, people start avoiding you in your fantasies too. （´ω｀；）
What's with that weed growing behind your sentences?
Are you going to ignore all questions?
Why do you start your sentences with "so"? Did you come to some sort of a conclusion or what?
So, what are the W's in >>605 for?
What? There are Valentine's Day events for an anime?
I GOT TOTALLY MISTAKEN FOR A SAILOR MOON MOLESTERWWWWWWW
Those eroge posters you see in Akiba...
They're beyond what you'd call creepy or otaku-ish.
Beyond some grown-ass man talking about how cute Pretty Cure is.
They're actually physically revolting.
They cause this feeling of disgust, that almost resembles anger, to well up from deep inside you.
That's so lame. End yourself.
and he doesn't know how to turn them back to normal.
You got a big mouth, my friend.
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Kansai Miss Undie
I'm 24wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm a job-hunting NEEEEEET. Problem?wwwwwwwwwwww
HOW OLD ARE YOU?WWWWWWWW
I saw a commercial of Futakoi that said they're going to do a Valentine's Day event.
I wrote "Finally caught up" the moment I got home, but decided to take a bath and play a video game first and look at the time now.
I know... I've missed everything.
But the man who likes to post serious replies in a thread about a made-up story is back.
Soomeone please tell me.
In 10 words.
THAT'S SO CREEPY!
I BEG YOU, PLEASE JUST DON'T GET A LITTLE GIRL INVOLVED IN THIS, OKAY?
I read School Rumble and Strawberry 100% just to understand this threadw
I must say I was pretty impressed with myself.
LET ME TRY MAKING UP A STORY TOO THEN!
I GOT TOTALLY MISTAKEN FOR A SAILOR MOON MOLESTERWWWWWWW
↑↑↑↑ It's always guys like this without common sense who always commit crimes ↓↓↓↓
647 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 01:19:51 ID:maaE7E+Y
EWWW YOU'RE 24?!
THAT'S SO CREEPY!
I BEG YOU, PLEASE JUST DON'T GET A LITTLE GIRL INVOLVED IN THIS, OKAY?
I'M 17.
SO? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
The twins are full of moe.
But I just watched it for the first time, so I don't really know much either...
"So this is the kind of stuff boys are into.................. I wonder if Mr. Molester would like it if I did that to him next time. (in a very small voice)"
This kind of positive thinking will get you through everything.
......Oops, I'm getting super off-topic...... orz
I don't get what being 24 has anything to do with little girlswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You've never heard of the word "coherency", have you?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
At least, learn to have a conversation before you come herewwwwwwwwwww
Eh? You tell me.
That's a bit too far-fetched and delusional, brother.
Don't worry, we'll be back on topic soon enough.
YOU SHOULD USE THAT CREEPINESS FOR THE GOOD OF THIS WORLD OR SOMETHING!
No need to act all superior in this tiny corner of the digital world called Internet.
You're not a NEET if you're seriously looking for a job.
You're just lonely. Admit it.
You like it here because we're all so nice and give you so much attention.
Wha!? Really?
Which reminds me, there is the famous saying "I think working is for losers."
Does having the will to work disqualify you from being a NEET?
You seem a little more desperate today. Are you not feeling well?
For example, when you go limp while having seicross with your wife, just imagine a lewd pic you like and............ voilà.
So this is the kind of shit you otaku find moe?
Twin girls (*´д`*) gasp gasp
What's wrong? If you got something on your mind, tell us.
You don't seem like yourself today.
Did Molester run off again?
YOU'RE SO LAME! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO PROVOCATION!
To be honest, I don't want you to misunderstand otaku after only having watched something like Futakoi.
POST SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING!
OR I'M GOING TO SLEEP!
YOU MORONS!
He's probably in an anime live watching thread.
Hey! That's like admitting defeat! Dude, something must be wrong with you today! Are you okay?
I must say, Molester is one dumb motherfucker.
To think he took them to Akiba...... （ ´,_ゝ｀） Pff.
Don't worry, we all know you're an otaku.
You're so cool, man. You have my respect.
What a disappointment. I thought you were the one who could finally get my dick hard.
I don't think Kansai and Miss Undie would have changed their mind about Molester even if he'd had shadow seicross with the posters right there on the street.
Ah, there you arew
So what's the right and what's the wrong way to understand otaku?
I wish Kansai could read this postw
This isn't the time to be running your mouth about thatw
Your back is against the wall, you know?
I'LL MAKE SURE ALL YOU CREEPY OTAKU GROVEL TO ME!WWWW
That would make even me change my mind about Molester...
TOMORROW IN AKIBA AT 8PM, OKAY?WWWWWWWWWWW
Go to the family restaurant Kansai and the girls work at first thing tomorrow
and scream "A year's worth of smile with more sauce than usual please!" at them at the reception.
>I'LL MAKE SURE TO GROVEL IN FRONT OF ALL YOU CREEPY OTAKU!WWWW
is where I stopped reading.
Something seems off about you! What happened to your energy? You got me worried now!
Yeah, exactly.
Being unemployed doesn't make you a NEET,
Being unemployed and lacking the will to work makes you a NEET.
AT MCDONALDS?WWWWWW
IN FRONT OF SATO MUSEN?WWWW
Like this guy: >>694
the CC Sakura board:
http://c-au.2ch.net/test/-/sakura/
That's a risky move. I'd like to volunteer to go in his stead.
>with more sauce than usual
Lol.
Wait, I suddenly figured it all out.
You know how girls get speechless in front of the person they like?
And the two girls got quiet all of a sudden, right?
SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS?
DRINK COCA COLA AND WAIT FOR ME ON THE 2ND FLOOR OF MCDONALDSWWWW
DRINK COLA LIKE THE KID YOU AREWWWWW
AND WAIT FOR ME, 17-YEAR-OLDWWWWWWWWWW
"A year's worth of smile with more sauce than usual please!"
↑ DID YOU THINK THIS WAS FUNNY?
TOO BAD!!!!!
You mean there's an otaku in Akiba who stole their hearts and left them speechless?
Say.
What's so funny?
I see! So that's what happened!!
You're a geniuswww
You can't go out today though, can you? You're feeling a bit under the weather, right? You're not your usual self.
Quit samefagging.
Come on, don't be like that.
Just like VIP is your blog, it's my blog too.
Don't worry, someone is bound to post something you find funny in some thread sometime.
Wow... So I'm not a NEET anymore...
What is this strangely familiar sensation? Reminds me of that time I got circumcised...
I got it too when I read your post.
That's some deep shitw
Please elaboratew
HUH?
WAS THAT YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE?WWWWW
I just wanted to point out our differences in sense of humor.
IS THAT AN INNUENDO?
EVEN MIDDLE SCHOOLERS DON'T MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT ANYMORE, OLD MAN!
Eh? Of all posts, why that one?
Not everyone here wants you to crash and burn for the lulz.
I feel both relieved and like something is missing.
>>714
It wasn't meant as a joke, I only posted what I felt.
We're on VIP, guys.
Someone post some tits or something.
With a timestamp.
Is this how it's going to be like from now on?
....................................(in a very small voice)
I'M GOING TO BED NOW! UNTIL NEXT TIME!
Like I said, I'm staying awake until today's anime program ends.
I can only post during the commercials though.
We get along with trolls too.
That is VIP QUALITY.
And what's your story? Why the sudden post?
I think we're just bored.
Your performance wasn't very good today. You weren't as energetic. Come again when nothing's happening in the thread.
I'll be waiting for you. Good night.
Don't forget to brush your teeth!
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Kids should go to bed early.
And never show yourself here again.
Ahh, I see. So that is VIP QUALITY, huh?
I just got here, so I haven't figured out who's trolling and who's not.
So, how long until a goddess shows up?
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That's how they reacted to the most normal part of Akiba, right? Wouldn't they be even more creeped out if they got to know the real Molester?
I wonder what happened to them... Have they actually all come back empty-handed this time?
I'd argue that even the most normal part of Akiba is far from normal.
The second one is so good.
But remember how they didn't seem disturbed even after seeing the moe manga in Molester's room? Especially Kansai.
There must have been something else that caused them to react like that. I'm sure of it.
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http://www.kiken.jp/adult/who/imgbox/img20041123034043.jpg
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Moe manga and straight up porn are two different things.
I'm back, you guys.
Seconded.
No, what they saw in Molester's room was a SFW book cover.
Ah... Really? My bad then. （´・ω・｀）
My dick is diamonds though.
Yeah, that stuff in Akiba is definitely not normal.
But that's exactly what Molester said was normal to him.
He should explain to them that not all otaku have the same interests.
It's not like they actually saw it.
They only saw its cover.
I figured it would get everyone to relax.
Anything would have been fine as long as it has tits.
I don't regret a thing.
I doubt explaining it after the fact will help much...
I bet the equation otaku = gundams is burned into their minds now.
And changing their minds won't be easy...
It has an abnormally high male to female ratio too.
I saw it with my own two eyes today.
"It was creepy, wasn't it? Don't let it get you down."
Don't you guys think so too? Just so they don't feel like they have to dance around the issue.
I've never been to Comiket either.
Once in my life, I want to go to the holy land, taste the air, and pop a boner proudly.
If he doesn't want them to have a wrong image of him, that is.
wannabe celebs on Roppongi Keyakizaka Street,
you run into lots of otaku in Akihabara, but they didn't know that, huh...
I guess they'd never seen anything like that...
I just want to know what Kansai honestly thinks about today's events.
（・∀・） Send an e-mail!
and now I understand why Molester took the girls to Akihabara. This guy doesn't have any common sense.
Though it looks like they already knew about his interests.
Why'd you come out as an otaku in the first place, Molester?w
But their image of him isn't wrong.
anime = otaku
but from now on, it's going to be
2D porn (loli) = otaku
in their minds instead.
What if her e-mails suddenly become super stiff and formal?w
I only remember that one time Kansai called on her way from her classroom to the parking lot.
won't it make it really hard for him to stay friends with them?
otaku ≒ creepy ≠ Molester
until today...
Kansai: "Ah, that place? What was it like again? I don't remember what happened after we got off the train."
You just have to add something to this equation that can outweigh the negative.
Don't you have any redeeming qualities?
"See you" instead of "Bye."
is the only thing that gives me hope.
I don't see any other signs of hope.
Yeah, right?wwwww
I feel like we need to reaffirm Molester's personality.
He's an otaku, but nothing like your typical otaku. He tries to hide it, but he's so weird it keeps showing.
I personally can't stand the phrase "See you",
but I doubt that most people mean much when they say it. It's just something you say when you want to say goodbye.
I wonder what he would do.
but I'm sure I meant it in the sense of "pretty interesting for a low-tier anime".
He'd say some shit like "You can't compare a person with a place." and evade the question.
Kansai >>>>>> (unclimbable wall that separates 3D and 2D) >>>>>> anime
This much is for certain.
I wish I could have been there when that weird troll showed up. ('A`)
I bet he only did it to liven up this dying thread.
It wasn't this bad until recently, was it?
What's with you and your short sporadic posts?
I put the signs the wrong way around. ＿|￣|○
>>780
You did? In any case, it was really boring.
Fucking lolwwwww Whoawwwwww
Reminds me of a certain admin.
IT'S BOUND TO FULFILL SOME OF THE READERS' EXPECTATIONS TO SOME DEGREE.
All I found out is that the title reads "Futakoi" and not "Soukoi".
when something changes or something is new.
Everyone was against the consumption tax when it was introduced, but now everyone acts like it's every citizen's obligation to pay them.
Give Kansai and Miss Undie enough time
to calm down and process what happened,
and they might understand you one day.
I doubt it though.
OKAY, LOOK, THIS IS A FICTIONAL STORY, SO STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT ENDING JUST LIKE THAT WITHOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING.
IT'S BOUND TO FULFILL SOME OF THE READERS' EXPECTATIONS TO SOME DEGREE.
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Hang in there. Don't give up.
Just ignore him...
I'm off to my part-time job. Don't stay up too late, guys.
We shouldn't pick on him anymore. I feel bad for him.
He gets bullied at school, so let's let him act tough on the Internet, at least.
Ah... I was going to post that... （´・ω・｀）
That side of you guys makes me aroused.
Sorry, guys, this post was just a reflex.
He should just give Kansai a call for starters.
It might liven up things a little, at least! （・∀・）
What are your plans for today?
Masturbate, sleep, surf the net, 2ch, and maybe do some of my assignments...
Maybe this has already been answered, but what's your major, Molester??
I can't tell you the name because it'd make it too easy to find out who I am,
but it's like a mix of management and economics with some IT mixed in.
The new dynamic between Kansai, Miss Undie, and Molester
is a lot like that between Molester and Loli yesterday.
Remember how we were talking about waiting for an apology from Loli?
And we were arguing about whether he should e-mail her or not too.
I feel like the situation is completely different,
but I see where you're coming from.
I still think he should send a casual apology e-mail.
It should be easy enough to send one to Kansai...
A casual e-mail should suffice, no?
Or a call.
Ahh, you're a humanities major? I had you pegged as a science major for some reason. What a surprise.
>>808
I second this. Actually, if it was up to me, I'd give her a call and then say "Whoops☆ Called the wrong number." just to see how she reactsw
"I'm completely fine with Akiba, but I guess it was a bit too much for you guys..."
wouldn't it?
Though I suppose that goes for a serious apology too, huh...
Now that they know that he goes there once a month,
it'll sound like that no matter how his apology is worded.
"I promised I'd treat you to Aussie beef the other day, remember?"
and ask Kansai out.
At that point, Akihabara will have become a distant memory.
I'm positive that they were just creeped out by the weird vibes in Akiba and it doesn't mean they suddenly hate Molester now.
Plus, Kansai has already been aware that Molester is an otaku for quite some time now.
Not to mention, he had told Kansai about taking them to Akiba beforehand,
so it's not like he dragged them there out of the blue. I don't see why he should apologize for it.
Sending a simple e-mail like
"I guess Akiba was a bit too too much for normal girls, huh?"
should be more than enough imo.
Don't know about Miss Understanding though.
Something like this?
No, I meant something more like
"Yesterday didn't go so well, huh?
I shouldn't have taken you guys to Akihabara, of all places."
or so.
Huh? It always ends up sounding like in 810.
Isn't there a way to word it without making Molester sound like that...?
I'm just worried the recent events might have caused them to distance themselves from him.
I feel like it'll be too late if he doesn't contact them soon, even if he has to use an excuse.
"If you knew it wasn't for girls, then why'd you take us there ?!"
That's it!!
"Oh no, Molester must have noticed how creeped out I was... I didn't mean to hurt him, but it feels kind of awkward to contact him first."
right now.
Besides, that's not how Molester usually treats Kansai in their e-mail conversations...
Okay then.
"Looks like Akihabara is not the best place to go shopping. I should have taken you somewhere else. My bad.
Let's go to a fancier place next time!!"
How about this?
Molester must have done something else he just isn't aware of.
Like staring at the posters too much, for example.
A reply like that from Kansai would help so much right now.
I feel like, when you're dealing with Kansai, it's better to be straightforward than beating around the bush.
She came straight to the point when Molester was trying to explain to Miss Understanding why he lied to her, remember?
If you keep pussyfooting around, she'll just see right through it.
"Did I fuck up?"
instead?
I want to hear a woman's opinion on this whole situation.
I wouldn't suggest going shopping for self-defense products again for the time being
if I was OP.
At least, until enough time has passed and things have cooled down.
Didn't they already buy self-defense products?
Aren't there any women on VIP who are like Kansai?
I think you'd do well to start off with a "Sorry." to calm her down first.
No, I meant asking them out for something fun, not shopping for self-defense products.
Look how many people are still posting
even though it's this late.
That's how
SERIOUS THIS ISSUE IS.
"Let's go to Akihabara then. They have lots of PC stores there."
and dragged you all the way to Akihabara. Now you know how the girls must feel.
This thread is probably the last thing he wants to see right now.
Is it just me or have we been dealing with a serious issue every other day lately?
I even took tomorrow off just to be here for Molester... Whoawwwwwww
But all jokes and banter aside, how about we VIPPERs analyze Molester's options
and present the best three of them to him in a visual novel format? （・∀・）
To be fair, we got to witness Molester maneuver through it with his brilliant handling every time.
And then they'll learn to enjoy even Akihabara.
If it was me, I'd never take you to Akiba. I'd take you to Yodobashi in Shinjuku instead.
Even if I did take you to Akiba, I wouldn't go any further than Sofmap or Laox.
I'd definitely stay away from the back streets.
None of our long discussions has ever made a difference...
Seems like he was seriously depressed for quite some time today.
Normally, he starts his report as soon as he's back.
I wonder if I'd have had a happier life if I'd been born handsome and tall like him.
Yeah, it's like this every timew
Maybe she saw a poster that shows a rape scene or something?
That's it!!
Well, that's what makes these threads so interesting though.
I'm used to it now...
When he got his very first e-mail, when he went to the police, when he went to the family restaurant for the first time,
when he went shopping with four girls, we always argued about who to call, what to write and so on...
But every time, he ended up doing something that had almost nothing to do with what we discussed.
Sure, it's interesting this way, but I feel bad for the poor VIPPERs. (ﾉд｀)
Your post is all the moral support I need.
Dammit, I can't fall asleep.
Really? I think the thread is fun as it iswww
Whoawwwwwww Yessssssssssssss! Molester replied to my post!wwwwwwwwwwww
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People who don't watch anime won't know what you're talking about.
And it doesn't even have anything to do with our discussion.
That is Molester QUALITY.
>>857 Test.
Damn, I wanted to post something funny about this because I know it has lots of potential,
but I couldn't come up with anything... orz
Oh right, from what time to what time were you in Akihabara today?
The only things that can be heard in this room right now are my typing and the fans of my computer.
I can't wait to see what kind of stunt he'll pull next.
You guys keep saying I'm ignoring your discussions, but I thought we already came to the conclusion that all I can do right now is either wait or do something...
Weren't there a lot more people here the first few times?
All I know is that there weren't many here today.
As long as this many people are still posting at this time of the day, it's more than enough people for me.
Well, it is a weekday.
That's because there was a boobs dump festival going on at the same time today...
Molester. I don't care what, but you have to do something, man.
See? You don't get it, do you?
What we're discussing right now is whether you should be the one to send the first e-mail or not,
while you think we're talking about sending an e-mail right now and decide to ignore the discussion.
But I'm sure you'll surprise us and do something none of us could predict.
I'll be looking forward to it.
Yeah, he's so depressed it's almost funnyw
But it turned out alright that time thanks to Kansai keeping him company until the morning.
This time, however, there's no one there to console him.
To put it simply,
"Has your dad not taught you that if you're a man, you should go with your gut?"
You're welcome.
Molester replied to my post three times in a row. ヽ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)メ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)メ(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ノ
My bad. I've had a few drinks. I'm probably not making any sense right now.
In any case, I'm rooting for you. (,,ﾟДﾟ) Hang in there!
So this is what an emasculated man is like...
I guess my lack of writing skills is to blame.
If something concrete happens, all you have to do is write down what you remember.
But try putting into words a confusing atmosphere where nothing really happened. It's not easy.
I think... I know that feel.
>Then, we bought a pepper spray, a personal alarm and some kind of weird door lock
What were Kansai and Miss Undie like when they bought the self-defense products?
Did they just do as they were told with the color drained from their faces, or were they having a bit more fun at this point? Which is it?
I find it hard to believe that there was no comment from Kansai while you were in the store.
So, the plan tomorrow is to do nothing and wait until you get an e-mail or call from them?
All we can do is discuss everything to death here.
But you're different, my friend. There are things only you can do. Things you should be able to do.
No one is forcing you to do anything.
Think for yourself and decide for yourself.
About what it is you should be doing next, that is.
But please just lend us an ear from time to time.
I feel your soul scream in that last line.
No, I just explained the products one by one
and she only said "Hmm..." or "Isn't it hard to hit someone with a spray reliably?"
or "A spray won't do anything if you don't hit someone square in the eyes with it, will it?"
As far as I can recall, I could count the number of Michael Joudan's she made on one hand.
What are you talking about? I listen to you guys all the fucking time!
Maybe they were disappointed because you dragged them all the way to Akihabara,
but the selection there was surprisingly average.
"..........................................................we could have just bought these in Tokyuu Hands (in a very small voice)"
By the way, we're already about to hit 900 posts...
Even though nothing special happened...
Dude, ease up a little.
Don't get so defensive all the time.
What if she's already forgotten about puking in her sleep?
It's true that Molester had already come out as an otaku to the girls.
But today, they finally realized what being an otaku entails.
Seeing how even Kansai was creeped out,
I bet, when Miss Undie thinks about Molester,
all she sees is an insect or a reptile noww
I wish I could share Sanada's dependability and Kodai's hotheadedness with you.
Teeresaa♪
I'd spend it on a car.
Do you have a driver's license, Molester?
Makes it so much easier to ask girls out.
What's the parking situation at your place?
and wants me to get one no matter what, but I've never been into cars in the first place.
That's why I've been coming up with excuses every year to not go to a driving school. No way I'll go to a scary place like that.
If I won a million yen now.............. I'd make a delightful capital investment and buy myself a water monitor lizard.
If it's too expensive, I might give the money to Orient Industry instead... cough cough
Buy some crabs, call Kansai, Miss Understanding and Loli over
and go "Tits! Tits!", right???
Orient Industry is every man's dream.
I can't stand cars either, but I'm attending a driving school right now because I need a driver's license to find a job. It's been three months and I still haven't passed the test yet...
Better not do it during summer vacation or any other long vacations though to avoid overrun classes.
You should definitely get one. Do it for the car seicross.
It doesn't hurt to have a driver's license.
I heard it's a lot of trouble to get one when you're a full-time worker.
I bet the food expense is crazy high.
Yeah, I can't help feeling that a silicon doll is the only thing that can console me right now.
About the driver's license, I get that it's a necessity.
It depends heavily on your occupation, but even if you may not really need a car, it probably doesn't hurt to have one.
But you know... Driving a car is scary. If it was up to me, I'd never leave my room.
Whether you like it or not, there are times when a man has to get in a car and drive.
If you catch my drift.
I feel bad for you now. (´･ω･｀)
Good things come to those who wait!
I'm sure they'll send you an e-mail asking you out soon enough.
But there are many exciting encounters to be had at a driving school!!
But they can be tamed, you know?! There are quite a few reptiles that get used to you, but only a few that can be tamed.
Actually, the smartest reptile that can be tamed is the crocodile,
but they're hard to keep as a pet if you're not an expert.
If it attacks you for some reason, you can't go "Whoops～♪ I got bitten. Teehee☆"
and laugh it off. Plus, housing and food expenses are on a whole another level.
Now, if you consider the circumstances in Japan, it'd have to be either a green iguana or a water monitor,
but iguanas aren't as easy to keep as everyone thinks. You see, most reptiles don't have very strong teeth.
Snakes only use their teeth to grasp things and that goes for lizards too pretty much.
Herbivorous reptiles, however, are an exception to the rule.
They have jaws and teeth that are strong enough to bite off, chew and mash hard plants like cacti.
Being able to easily take bites out of a whole cabbage doesn't sound as impressive as being able to swallow a rabbit whole,
but when you think about it, it should be obvious which is more dangerous to a human.
Like scary guys with spiky hair, right?!
And young people who like to make small talk like
"Ohh! Long time no see!! What? Which university? Seriously?!"
for example.
I wonder why I'm still up this late at night or should I say this early in the morning...
Thanks for keeping a coward company who can't stand doing nothing and waiting.
But I better try to get some sleep now.
I've never seen people like that at a driving schoolw
You can't fool me!!
I was shitting bricks when I went to one to get a moped license!!
I was toow
And I too think you should just send an e-mail like you normally would.
Even if you don't bring up what happened in Akiba, I'm sure Kansai will start to make fun of you.
When she does, just laugh it off with her.
"I figured a big store like Tokyuu Hands would have a wide but shallow selection,
while smaller stores in Akiba have a narrow but deep selection. But I know better now."
Something like that.
If she can't just laugh it off, you'll just have to earn their trust again, little by little.
Now that you've helped them buy self-defense products, they have no real reason to contact you anymore.
If you don't make a move, I doubt they'll call or e-mail you again.
The one I went to was an unofficial driving school.
Unofficial as in you have to take the driving test at a license center with a police officer present.
I chose that one because it only charges about 160,000 yen and you don't have to take any theory classes,
but passing the test was really hard. You had to drive almost perfectly to pass.
At first, I thought I'd joined the wrong school, but they had this system where the students are split into pairs
and each pair is assigned a teacher for the practical classes on the driving school grounds.
It's like a tandem system where the "older" students and the "newer" students teach each other what they've learned.
There was this cute girl among the students
and for some reason my teacher liked pairing me up with herwww
I got to go for a drive with a cute girl everyday, you know?!
Driving around and chatting with a cute girl on the passenger seat, you know?! (Only on the driving school grounds though)
It was so much fun that I was there from morning to evening almost everyday.
And when I wasn't, I went shopping with her and stuff.
That's why I seriously recommend going to an unofficial driving school!
But well, one of my friends got paired up with some Chinese guy and was crying about not understanding a word he says.
while there are rare cases of high-schoolers and university students only attending classes on a whim without any real sense of purpose,
normally, all studens at a driving school have the same goal, namely getting a driver's license.
That common goal gives birth to a surprisingly strong sense of unity and sometimes even more than that,
or at least that's what people say about driving schools.
Huh? You want to know how it went for me? Nah, what happened to me is not important right now.
Even though we know for a fact that the two girls were creeped out by Akihabara,
OP has no intention to change himself or deal with the issue in any way.
He's way too lethargic for me.
I'm out of here.
ﾉｼ
Wait if you want, but decide how long you'll wait
and if they haven't contacted you by then, you should e-mail them.
Maybe they only haven't contacted you yet because they're not sure what to say.
Just like when Loli puked in her sleep.
Calm down a little first!!
You're mad and it shows in your post.
Molester's feeling down right now, give him a break.
He was so excited about going shopping with two beautiful girls,
but it turned out to be a terrible day. No wonder he's feeling down.
I get that he can be irritating, but he's been like that since his first thread.
Let's be a little more patient with him.
Though I have to admit, when I saw >>596, I got so frustrated that I shut down my computer and went to bed...
When you say bathhouse, you normally imagine it to be full of elderly people,
but this bathhouse is frequented by a lot of young people for some reason.
And its biggest characteristic is that the men's and women's baths are only separated by frosted glass.
Since it's double-pane glass, you can't really see through it, but you can hear everything on the other side,
so you get to chat with naked strangers of the opposite sex.
That's what I dreamed about last night.
Good morning, guys.
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(￣ー￣)彡 Tits! Tits!
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Kansai just doesn't see Molester as a love interest.
The first thing a VIPPER should do is greet the others. We value manners here.
Good morning, guys.
Looks like things got pretty rough in the thread yesterday.
You guys were arguing even long after Molester was done reporting.
And Molester completely ignored it like he always doesww
But that's what I like about him.
Sorry, I forgot.
Good morning, guys. ﾉｼ
Morning, guys.
it's time to bury this thread.
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I read the discussion and I must agree with >>926.
But well, even if we post stuff like that, Molester will just be like
"What do you expect me to do then?!"
and nothing will change again. Hahahaha...
Seems like you guys had an intense discussion until dawn yesterday.
Management + Economics + IT = ?
Yokohama College of Commerce, maybe? (My cousin is enrolled therew)
Finally caught up with the thread.
Time for my first serious post in a while. Molester never said he wanted to change as a person.
It's his refusal to change that led to the position he's in and it's also what makes these threads so fun.
Chances of Molester getting a girlfriend were slim to none and we all knew that from the start, didn't we?
He wants someone to fall in love with him, yet he stubbornly insists on having his own way.
The only way it could have worked out was if the girls had accepted him as a person,
but we know how that went yesterday. (I guess there's a small chance that they might still change their mind.)
So, now I'm just hoping for more Molester QUALITY.
I'd love to see Molester start sending out creepy e-mails and turning into a stalker.
Your serious post made me even more frustrated at OP.
I had no idea that someone being stubborn can be funny and sad at the same time...
Asking VIPPERs for their opinion even though he has no intention of changing
and taking the girls to Akihabara even though none of us suggested Akihabara.
Man, yesterday was a blast. Hahahaha.
I'm on my cell phone, so I can't start threads... (´･ω･｀)
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969 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 17:19:22 ID:cDrcxFM5
Hey, guys... Thanks for the fashion tips.
I failed the test. I don't mind though because I love Japan and don't care much for English.
Besides, if this had been a English Proficiency Test, I'd have prepared more seriously and easily aced it.
Anyways, I'm too excited about tomorrow that I can't focus on the lectures at all.
Actually, I'm in one right now.
ヽ(`(`(`(`ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ BAW-BAW-BAW-BAW-BAAWWWW!!
Are you for real?!
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but looks like you guys were just chatting.
By the way, if no one else is going to start the next thread, should I do it?
Yes, please, Mechadoc.
More like trolling each other and replying seriouslywwwwwww
It had so much QUALITY I couldn't keep up with itwwwwwww
There was even some guy using WWW's in his postsWWWWWvvvvvvvvvvvv
>>956
How about Molester starts the next thread himself when he has something new to report?
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I don't think I can start a new thread because I started this one.
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 18
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101348898/
>>958
Sorry.
Read your post too late.
I knew OP was a hopeless case ever since his first thread.
But since he's caused so many miraculous things to happen already, I can't help but expect another miracle every time.
Even now, as I'm writing this case off as hopeless, I'm still secretly hoping for OP to prove me wrong...
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■■■■■■■■ Nothing new happened since OP was (not) in Shinjuku. ■■■■■■■■
I shouldn't have soaked in the bath so long yesterday.
Ah, I know it's already past noon, but good morning to you guys.
Smells so good!!
the way Miss Undie and Kansai treat Molester
is a lot like how Pork Cutlet treats Fujoshi.
As far as how feelings and compromises go, that is.
It might be a good idea for Molester to ask how Pork Cutlet feels about Fujoshi.
Though I think the way Pork Cutlet treats Fujoshi is much worse than how Miss Undie and Kansai treat Molesterw
I vaguely remember Kansai asking him what kind of place Akiba is,
but when she saw it with her own eyes, it turned out to be infinitely more insane than the girls imagined.
But since they were there for a reason, namely to buy self-defense products,
Molester led them deeper into Akiba despite their paralyzed legs and stiff expressions.
"That's right, all we have to do is just follow him!"
is probably what the girls thought to themselves.
It's true that they were super creeped out, but if it was Akiba they found creepy and not Molester,
then wouldn't it make him a guy you can rely on even in a difficult situation like that?
That's why there's a chance that Molester's decision to wait for them to contact him
was a surprisingly intelligent move beyond our imagination.
Excuse my delusions, guys. Good morning.
If you think it's true, then it's true for you.
What's past is past. Besides, when it comes to this kind of stuff, it's all about being spontaneous in the moment.
All we can do is prepare Molester as best as we can and the rest is up to him. I do think he's trying his best though.
Plus, isn't Molester the one who's suffering the most right now? Let's not be too hard on him, okay?
Let's say I was friends with this average-looking girl. She has a decent personality. I have no plans of asking her out yet, but if we somehow ended up going out, I wouldn't mind going steady with her.
However, she turns out to be a Johnny's idol otaku.
But aside from some idol merch scattered in her room, she doesn't even talk about Johnny's much.
Then, one thing leads to another and she asks me if I want to go to a concert with her.
I agree without thinking much about it and it turns out I was careless.
When we get to the concert hall, we're greeted by high-pitched screams of a huge crowd of girls with bloodshot eyes.
When I see that, time stops for me. When she sees my reaction, time stops for her too.
We barely talk during the concert and on our way back.
I can see that she realizes she's made a mistake and feels bad for it, but I say "See you." and leave.
Now, what should I do?
I was just reading the part where he foreshadows that.
81 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:33:34 ID:mERigraa
"Anyways, let's go shopping for self-defense products with the others sometime then!"
"With everyone? We're not talking about shopping for clothes here. The other girls would be bored."
"Where were you going to buy them from?"
"Akihabara."
"...........................they sell them there?"
"Yeah, they sell a wide range of that stuff there."
"How come you know that anyway?"
OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
But as soon as the match starts, Molester's insensitive fans start booing the opposing team
even though it's just a friendly match. Then, they start throwing smoke bombs too.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the match itself ends up becoming a dirty match full of yellow and red cards.
That's how I picture this situation.
Just let them think that Akiba is the best place to go shopping for self-defense products.
Don't you ever mention that going to Tokyuu Hands was an option too.
When VIPPERs come together and unite as one to give you advice, you better fucking take it.
Can VIPPERs even unite as one......?
VIPPERs may not be able to unite as one,
but I think our desires can.
For a woman visiting Akihabara for the first time, that must have been more shocking than the porn posters, no?
as the place to go to for self-defense products.
Is the selection there that good?
My impression was that they sell more shadier stuff like wiretaps.
That's the only way to go.
OP has to convince the girls that he believed Akihabara is the only place that sells self-defense products.
The only problem with this is
that it makes him look like a creepy otaku who doesn't know any shopping places except Akiba.
He told them he goes to Akiba once a month, right? I wonder what they think of that.
Here I am making a serious post even though I said I'm out of here...
Except maybe for those TEMPEST devices that allow you to monitor someone's PC screen using electro-magnetic radiation.
...but there's no point crying over spilt milk, I guess.
Let's discuss the next move instead.
We have to come up with the Divine Move, VIPPERS!
Remember that kid in middle school who used to bring a knife to school and think he was hot shit? It's like the grown-up version of that.
Just think of those guys as military otaku or something. They're not really military otaku, but it's close enough.
And yes, they do sell wiretaps and stuff in the same store.
Anyways, I see you guys are talking a lot of shit about mew
I guess I shouldn't be w-ing about that.
How much did it cost? If it was cheap, you could use it as an excuse.
We're not talking shit about you, you idiot!
We're all having a serious discussion about what you should do next! (・∀・) grin
Huh? Sorry, I don't get where you're going with that.
Even it was cheap, how would I use it as an excuse?
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No, no. That's not what I meant.
I know some people here are serious about helping me, but I feel like most will give me shit no matter what I do, whether I send an e-mail, make a call or wait.
Besides, I'm starting to feel like it's not that big a deal anyway.
Seriously?
I personally would wait.
The last two days were really eventful. You should give them a break today.
I'm sure Kansai is busy enough with her own life. She can't babysit you everyday, Molester.
Well yeah, because it's actually not a big deal.
Molester just thinks it's a huge deal.
Actually, I posted this a while ago... But my post got ignored, as always.
"I knew that you can buy them in Tokyuu Hands too, but I figured Akihabara would be better since they have a cheaper and bigger selection there."
could work as an excuse.
By the way, is it just me or has Molester been running away from the problem at hand since yesterday?
So that's what you meant!!
But even if they do have a bigger selection in Akihabara, I doubt there's a big difference in price compared to Tokyuu Hands...
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