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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 17

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:03:20 ID:dcXgRXAP
1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
     Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
     The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
     And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.


It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 16
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101153191/

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2 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:04:26 ID:UheoAzLR
Crabs.

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:04:28 ID:lg2Gw97h
Second.

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:06:21 ID:GuY2wfT4
>>1
Thanks!!

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:08:02 ID:3LW8sRJD
>>1 Thanks!
Took you long enoughw

6 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:08:49 ID:Tu09rxpG
>>1
Thank you-

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:10:31 ID:wQ2DKpbj
>>1
Crabs, crabs, thanks.

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:10:45 ID:iHQvK13n
>>1
Damn you, crabhead! Got me worried for a minute there...

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:11:29 ID:HtlByg7j
Crabs!

10 : 950 of the previous thread : 04/11/24 16:27:49 ID:RxfC+Q5u
>>1
Sorry and thanks.

11 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/24 16:31:20 ID:W+/ACtgy
+   +
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 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:37:59 ID:Sv/PO/FN
>>1
Crab you very much.

>>10
Don't sweat it.

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 16:40:00 ID:dcXgRXAP
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14 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:01:34 ID:2J9Voer1
>>1 Crabs.

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:01:47 ID:uQ1hy+LR
>>1
つCRAB

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:01:47 ID:UheoAzLR
Can the Loli card be used on Kansai too?

17 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:02:45 ID:2J9Voer1
I think they're already close enough to hang out regularly. Asking them out will get a lot easier after the first time too.
But whether they will say yes the first time or not is a different question.

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:03:35 ID:GuY2wfT4
I'm the guy whose place got broken into in the last thread. Just got back with some self-defense products.
I bought shatterproof film and auxiliary locks for the windows, some sort of vibration sensor alarm and a thumbturn cover/protector. It cost me about 8 million yen in total.
I had a little over 10,000 yen in my wallet when they broke in and stole it.
Luckily, they didn't find my savings which are hidden in a scatology DVD case. I'm glad they weren't into scatww

I wonder what kind of self-defense products Molester bought.
According to an old guy in the store, the most important thing is to strengthen your windows...
But maybe it's different when you're trying to keep a stalker out.

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:06:56 ID:3LW8sRJD
>>18
You spent 8 million yen on it!?w

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:09:43 ID:Sv/PO/FN
You spent 8 million yen just because you lost 10,000 yen? Are you God?

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:10:58 ID:GuY2wfT4
Okayww This is embarrassingww

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:12:54 ID:gPsB9Exi
Hmm... The Howl's card looks like it has a pretty low success rate though.
But if it does work, I'm sure it'll give Molester a popularity bonus too.

Activate, trap card! Loli's Vomit!
All players must...


...insert something funny, guys.

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:14:57 ID:uQ1hy+LR
The Loli card
Attribute: Loli/Jugs
This card cannot be Normal Summoned.
This card cannot be Special Summoned except with "That Incident In Molester's Room".
You can Tribute this card; Special Summon 1 "Kansai" from your Deck...

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:17:58 ID:dcXgRXAP
I'm going out.

ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1134.jpg

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:18:47 ID:UxAQGdXp
The crab card
Attribute: Red King Crab/Echizen
You can Special Summon all "Friends" from your Deck.
However, they only remain on the field for 3 turns.

26 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:20:50 ID:uQ1hy+LR
The Howl's card
Attribute: Event/Movie
Activate this card by paying 1800 yen (1500 if you are a student),
then target 1 monster in your Deck; Special Summon that target.
This effect can be negated.

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:21:02 ID:2J9Voer1
The VIPPER card
Attribute: VIP
HOCUS POCUS

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:21:19 ID:HtlByg7j
Sorry to disappoint you, Yuugi!
You've triggered my trap card!!!!
It destroys everything on the field and I draw three cards!

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:26:19 ID:UxAQGdXp
>28
_______________ _______________ _______________
|Miss Understanding dead| |Kansai dead| |Loli dead|


30 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:26:22 ID:2MT8dhTg
The sleep vomit card:
Attribute: Loli/Jugs
You can summon Loli Jugs or Kansai with a very low probability.

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:26:50 ID:UxAQGdXp
>29
Pfffwwww The lines didn't come out rightwwwww

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:34:17 ID:gPsB9Exi
Hey, we could do this with Dragon Quest too since VIII is coming out in a few daysw
What's this? Glasses gets up and looks over as if it wants to join the party!
Glasses drops a crab.

What would Molester's equipment look like? He would definitely have snakes in his party.

33 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:36:25 ID:UheoAzLR
Is it just me or is there suddenly a lot more space between the lines on 2ch?

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:41:17 ID:UxAQGdXp
Molester
Level 5
Head: Kansai < Anime
Hands: Shadow Seicross
Upper body: Sukajan
Lower body: Vegeta's son
Bracelet: Skillful handling


35 : 33 : 04/11/24 17:41:50 ID:UheoAzLR
Oh, it's back to normal. Sorry.

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 17:52:02 ID:HtlByg7j
Skillful handling turned out to be a cursed item!

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:20:40 ID:wVUiaWQB
Kansai attacks!
Kansai sends a difficult e-mail!
Molester is confused!
Molester summons VIPPERs for help!
VIPPERs give helpful advice!
Molester is disobedient!
Molester sends a weak reply!
Kansai is exasperated!
Molester is defeated...

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:24:46 ID:UheoAzLR
Thread is dead as can be.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:25:19 ID:m9eR7fuS
That makes it seem like Molester lost because of the VIPPERs' advice.

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:30:43 ID:lVzTUGt9
>>38
Thread will blow up when Molester starts his report later today.

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:31:47 ID:3LW8sRJD
>>40
It better not be too late because I can't stay up long tonight...

Molester, please hurry up.

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:32:05 ID:wVUiaWQB
Molester must be enjoying himself with the girls right now... Shit.

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:33:12 ID:+uSp4Fqq
No, Molester's desperately struggling against the odds right now.

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:36:06 ID:UheoAzLR
>>40
I hope he comes back before I have to switch to lurking on my cell phone.

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:47:00 ID:UxAQGdXp
>>44
You're the guy with the orthopedic clinic, aren't you?

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:47:03 ID:dcXgRXAP
We're finally entering the final chapter, huh?
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47 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:51:15 ID:gPsB9Exi
I guess if this was Dragon Quest, we'd be the nameless NPCs in the village
that give advice to the main character, huh? (´・ω・`)

Even though, deep inside, we all want to save the heroine ourselves.




...from the Demon Lord Molester, that is.

Miss Understanding
Special skill: Can summon the police anytime
Deals about as much damage as Magic Burst.

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:54:41 ID:UWb6ibcu
Is Molester still not back?

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:58:46 ID:DH9p63IP
I was hoping OP would post something from his cell phone...

But well, I guess the only times he could use his cell phone are when they take a break and have lunch or dinner together.
If he headed out around noon, he should be back soon, shouldn't he?

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 18:59:59 ID:I9diPyo7
Wait, don't tell me he's... ((;゚Д゚))) shake shake

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:05:49 ID:UxAQGdXp
659 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:11:53 ID:CasE9K5f
Miss Understanding has been penetrated.

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:10:19 ID:UheoAzLR
They're having dinner now, aren't they...

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:12:06 ID:3LW8sRJD
Well, it'd be great if it was just dinner...

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:12:53 ID:tF9OiC7C
For now, let's just post
  _   ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡  Tits! Tits!
 ⊂彡

55 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:13:26 ID:oH2wjh1D
In b4 they got lost.

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:13:51 ID:uQ1hy+LR
So Molester is treating them to ramen since he knows so much about it, huh?

...or is he going asdfghjkl; right now?

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:14:54 ID:oH2wjh1D
There'd be more hype if he posted something suggestive from his cell phone every few hours like he did last time.

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:15:37 ID:dcXgRXAP
Here you go~~~♪


ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1143.jpg

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:16:15 ID:/8r/bME6
Her areola are a bit too big. It's hard to tell though because they're so light though.

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:18:02 ID:OC1qv4Xa
Why do I suddenly feel like eating a Montblanc after a long time...

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:18:26 ID:3LW8sRJD
>>58
Not the kind I like, but saved it anyway.


62 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:29:44 ID:1EJeilSV
ttp://upjo.com/up/html/uta.html
ttp://upjo.com/up/html/utada.html

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:30:55 ID:1EJeilSV

ttp://tekipaki.jp/~news4/gazo/src/1101290441392.jpg

ttp://tekipaki.jp/~news4/gazo/src/1101161866219.jpg

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:33:44 ID:FzqHg4ly
When I start wondering about how Molester is overcoming obstacles in his path with his skillful handling, I can't even sleep at night.

65 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:33:59 ID:GuY2wfT4
What if they're actually meeting up tomorrow?

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:37:56 ID:+uSp4Fqq
When I start wondering about how Molester is embarrassing himself with his skillful handling, I can't even sleep at night.

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:46:45 ID:dcXgRXAP
Molester is doing this right about now, huh?

ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1144.jpg

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 19:51:55 ID:3LW8sRJD
>>67
It's that ero-terrorist woman━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

For some reason, I just can't get myself to like her.

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:10:34 ID:04H6Hww+
 

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:25:27 ID:c3owsucj
Molester's late.

71 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:25:59 ID:v7Xwig4Q
Is Molester still not back?゙ー(・∀・ )っ/凵⌒☆ ting ting

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:31:21 ID:Wx9Z+pbX
>>67
Wow... I'm sure it's a famous picture, but this is the first time I see it.
She's... not exactly pretty... but she's just wow...

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:31:33 ID:CJ7ThZ8D
Leave it to me!!


Molester, I summon thee!!!
  

  ↓

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:33:02 ID:dcXgRXAP
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Koshiki Wakaba > Yuuka!! Yuuka-chan!! (04/01 02:38:21)



75 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:33:32 ID:UheoAzLR
What's taking you so long, Molester?

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:34:27 ID:kf8ZawG4
The hell is he doing!?
I hope he didn't get coerced into buying some fancy painting or so.

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:35:47 ID:1kRmxoab
The summary site hasn't been updated yet...
If the admin is reading this, I'm sure you're busy, but please try to update it asap.
Because there's probably going to be a big party tonight!!

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:36:44 ID:v7Xwig4Q
I remember how I used to tell OP to watch out for religious cults...
Wait, wasn't that when he met Kansai the first time?

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:38:01 ID:3LW8sRJD
Just finished watching "Char's Counterattack" at work to kill time until Molester comes back.

I'd already watched it a dozen, no, a few dozen times, but it still moves me to tears.
I mean, Amuro stops a freaking asteroid from falling on earth.
In a mobile suit!

How cool is that?

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:41:21 ID:v7Xwig4Q
I used to hate Quess but fapped to her anyway. (;´Д`) pant pant

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:42:49 ID:7xF2tNE3
Just finished reading "The Molester Man thread" at work to kill time until Molester comes back.

I'd already watched it a dozen, no, a few dozen times, but Glasses still moves me to tears.
I mean, he stops freaking Molester from falling for Miss Undie.
With a crab!

How cool is that?

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:43:03 ID:Wx9Z+pbX
Char's Counterattack is great.
IIRC, I was in elementary school when I watched it for the first time. But I didn't understand a thing back thenw
It was a screening at some Mobile Suit Gundam F91 anniversary event, so I asked my mom to take me all the way to Takadanobaba.
I think I even got a signature from the legendary Okawara Kunio himself.

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:43:40 ID:gf7Ru2Mz
Just stumbled on a rape manga with characters that resemble Miss Undie, Kansai, and Loli Jugs.

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:43:51 ID:v7Xwig4Q
I used to eat crab and fap at the same time. (;´Д`) pant pant

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:45:03 ID:m9eR7fuS
That reminds me, the first time OP was asked out, we were all saying he's going to get tricked into buying a weird pot...


86 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:48:21 ID:3LW8sRJD
>>83
Please elaborate.

...is what I'd normally say, but my time is up.
I have to go home now... orz

Time to switch to my cell phone and go back to lurking.


87 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 20:57:12 ID:ImxwkRiI
482 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:10:49 ID:CasE9K5f
The crab route is over.


88 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:00:18 ID:HvMg9bwQ
OP's taking so long, I think we can expect great things this time.

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:00:28 ID:Wx9Z+pbX
>>87
_| ̄|○

90 : On my way home @ my cell phone : 04/11/24 21:06:17 ID:/qzZ7NiA
Please don't start the party while I'm on my cell phone... orz

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:09:29 ID:+uSp4Fqq
I bet 890000 null pointers that >>90 will miss out on everything.

92 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:10:29 ID:CasE9K5f
A sword in my heart A shining courage I know it’s inside me The only miraculous trump card I have is myself

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:11:41 ID:ShB7P5Uh
He's here━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ッ!!


94 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:11:58 ID:CasE9K5f
AHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA!!!!!!!!
LESSON LEARNED! NEVER EVER TAKE NORMAL PEOPLE TO AKIBA NO MATTER WHAT THE REASON!!
HAHAHA!!

95 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:12:11 ID:/qzZ7NiA
There he is.

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:12:17 ID:kf8ZawG4
Wow, you came back the moment I stepped out of the bath. How considerate of you.

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:12:23 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>92

He suddenly showed up singing ELEMENTS!!!!!!




98 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:15:49 ID:Tu09rxpG
>>94
I don't know what happened, but it looks like he can already laugh about it. (´д`)

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:16:02 ID:YkXrAvIr
>>94
Well... You know what they say... There are plenty more fish in the sea.

100 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:16:27 ID:CasE9K5f
>>98
You're damn right.
Even this lame trivia TV show seems funny as hell to me right now!!

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:16:31 ID:sLGWT7AP
>>90
This guy's still on his way home, huh...

102 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:16:45 ID:PcIpHcm5
>>94
So you really did go to Akiba?w

103 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:17:42 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>94
Akiba is full of otaku

Otaku are creepy

Molester is an otaku

Molester is creepy


104 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:18:20 ID:dcXgRXAP
They must have looked so out of place there.

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:19:07 ID:UWb6ibcu
That's why I told you so many times not to take them to Akiba...

106 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:19:15 ID:CasE9K5f
It was the worst thing ever!!
What do I do now? What do I do now!? What am I supposed to do now!?

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:19:26 ID:ffejf46x
>>104 Have you ever been to Akiba?

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:20:10 ID:UWb6ibcu
Give us a detailed report first.

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:20:20 ID:Tu09rxpG
>>106
Sorry to make you relive a nightmare, but please elaborate.

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:20:56 ID:sLGWT7AP
>>106
You're just going back to how your life used to be before this whole thingwwwwww
Pfffwwwwwwww What's the problem?wwwwwwww

111 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:21:05 ID:CasE9K5f
>>108-109
I was waiting for you guys to say that!! I was just itching to tell you guys all about it!!
Woohoo!!


112 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:21:05 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>106

Well, what did you expect would happen when you dragged them to Akiba!?

Dumb fuckerーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー Kill yourself.



113 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:21:10 ID:PcIpHcm5
It's a sad thing that Molester's adventures have ended here!!

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:21:26 ID:1kRmxoab
I read in some other thread that Akihabara is swarming with cops now.

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:22:47 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>107
Ever since I got an amateur radio operator license, I've been frequenting Akiba a lot. I could almost work as a tour guide there.
But personally, I don't really visit the anime otaku zone. I'm more of a T-ZONE Minami and Sofmap Reuse General Store guy.

116 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:23:05 ID:CasE9K5f
And you know what? You know what!? The whole time, they were giving off this... this powerful aura!!
My brain translated that aura into words and displayed the following text in my mind!

"What the hell..."


...is what it was saying!!
Wow! Isn't that something, John!? Mm-hmm?

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:23:47 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>116
I knew it. Akihabara is a fucking miracle zone.

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:25:20 ID:bKAaKHht
Mm-hmm. lol

119 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:25:51 ID:KwJs3s0f
>>116
Did OP get broken?

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:25:54 ID:SEO3fIF4
Whoawww So few people herewww Pfffwwwww

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:25:59 ID:YkXrAvIr
>>116
Is it just me or are OP's posts unusually poetic today?

122 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:26:02 ID:CasE9K5f
Lions are so amazing.
No wonder we needed to live in groups to survive in the wild.

Therefore, it's only natural that someone like me, who's never been able to fit in anywhere,
not even in that big community called university, doesn't have what it takes to survive.

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:26:14 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>119
He was already broken when he was born. ^^

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:26:33 ID:UWb6ibcu
OP probably went to Akiba to fool us. There were lots of posts saying that he must be lying about going to Akibaw

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:27:03 ID:7xF2tNE3
I've never been to Akiba. What would be the Kansai equivalent of it??

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:27:52 ID:HtlByg7j
I wonder what kind of face Molester is making in front of his monitor right now.

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:27:55 ID:kf8ZawG4
>>125
The Animate store in Osaka Nihonbashi.

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:28:24 ID:1kRmxoab
Something about this report feels off.
Could you start over from when you met up with Kansai & co.
and give us a full report like you normally do?

129 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:28:26 ID:CasE9K5f
It was so much fun at first though.
But the moment we entered Electric Town was the moment it was all over for me.

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:29:09 ID:/qzZ7NiA
I'm home now.
Taking a bath.
Posting this while soaking in the bath.

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:29:34 ID:ImxwkRiI
Ahh... This is exactly what I'd feared would happen...
 

 

 
 

 
The crab route is over.

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:30:23 ID:dcXgRXAP
It might have been a better idea to enter Akihabara from Showa-dori and then go to Electric Town from there.
Otherwise, there's just too much stuff on the way that is better viewed alone...

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:32:24 ID:+uSp4Fqq
The very thought of taking a girl to Akihabara is...



                 fucking crazy.






134 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:32:42 ID:HvMg9bwQ
Weren't there any good moments?
Were they in a bad mood until the end?

135 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:32:54 ID:CasE9K5f
>>133
It wasn't supposed to be like this...

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:34:12 ID:kf8ZawG4
Eh? Didn't you take them there knowing this was going to happen? I thought you were getting a kick out of this.

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:34:57 ID:dcXgRXAP
Picked this up from Occhannel.

ttp://up.nm78.com/data/up031108.jpg

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:35:06 ID:1kRmxoab
Here's how this thread works:
The moment OP's report mentions how something didn't go as planned,
you suddenly get all sorts of posts saying
"Why would you do that? Everyone knows you don't do that.",
even though no one told him that before thatww

But that's what's good about this thread.

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:37:07 ID:/8r/bME6
>>137
What is this I don't even

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:37:24 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>138
I told him not to go to Akihabara.

But Molester decided to do it anyway.

He's just not the type to listen to others.

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:37:36 ID:UWb6ibcu
>>138
We were all against him going to Akiba though.
Molester must have had a very good reason to go against our advicew

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:38:03 ID:kf8ZawG4
>>138



115 Name:VIPPER[] : 04/11/11(Th) 18:27:19 ID:iQo29BBa
>>106
Forget about going to Akihabara, seriously.



143 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:38:36 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>139
Shimura Ken and a naked woman's ass...

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:39:33 ID:c3owsucj
I was waiting for something like this to happen to Molesterw

145 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:39:45 ID:CasE9K5f
Let me start my detailed report then...

This morning, I decided on what to talk about with the girls, took a bath, brushed myself up and headed out in a pretty good mood.
I wasn't sure what to wear at first, but then I put together an outfit mainly made up of clothes they picked out for me during the last shopping trip.
We had agreed to meet up in the family restaurant the girls work at.
As it turns out, they work until the afternoon on Thursdays.
I went inside directly since I didn't want to make them work longer like last time.
That's when I saw someone who looked a lot like Loli.
Deep down, I thought
"Oh shit."
It's not that I didn't expect her to be there, but I wanted to avoid running into her if possible.


146 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:42:12 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>145
And then something completely unexpected happened!!!

                          To be continued...

147 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:45:03 ID:dcXgRXAP
What happened then?

ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1150.jpg

148 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:45:09 ID:CasE9K5f
I decided to wait in the corner where they sell toys for children and stuff
until Loli returns to the kitchen.
To kill time, I took a closer look at the toys.
Most of them were Deka Ranger, Kamen Rider Blade and Pretty Cure toys.
To be honest, I wanted some of them.
Until a lighter called "Twin Turbo Lighter" caught my eye.
I picked it up and lit it!

FOOM

Holy shit!! Two flames!! It's totally pointless if you think about it calmly,
but holy shit!!


However, the future had another amazing surprise in store for me.

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:46:13 ID:dcXgRXAP
(=゚ω゚)ノ Yo, Molester.

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:48:49 ID:c7Z4BMrv
Is this delusional thread still going?w

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:49:17 ID:m9eR7fuS
Now that we're nearing the end, I'm not sure I want to see it.

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:49:30 ID:+uSp4Fqq
With so few people around, I know there's no need to hurry.
BUT IS THAT REALLY THE FASTEST YOU CAN TYPE!?

153 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:49:43 ID:CasE9K5f
Next to the "Twin Turbo Lighter" was something called

"Triple Turbo Lighter"

on the shelf!!

I picked it up with hesitation and pushed the button... Click!

FOOM!
............
.........
......
...
The three flames were so weak they simply fused into one big boring flame.
OTL

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:50:33 ID:1kRmxoab
Oh yeah, you did say you like to catch up on the thread before you start your report. Sorry.

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:51:04 ID:+uSp4Fqq
If the number of this post is even, OP skips the unnecessary exposition.
If it's odd, he drags it out as much as he wants.

156 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:52:29 ID:XVj5sNJU
This isn't unnecessary exposition. It's some kind of foreshadowing... I think.

157 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:53:00 ID:CasE9K5f
But I didn't want to end it like that. So I picked up a new "Triple Turbo Lighter" and ignited it!

FWOOM!!

Holy shit!!
Three flames!! A lighter with three flames!! So pointless!!
But so cool!!

I got totally absorbed in playing with the lighters.
I'm sure my lips had curled into an ugly smirk, but I was having so much fun I didn't care.
I even started playing with two of them at once and shouted
"Six flames!!".
That's how much I was enjoying myself.

I wonder which is creepier. A grown-up man playing with lighters or a grown-up man staring at Pretty Cure toys.
I wouldn't know.
What I do know is that it's creepy either way.

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:53:47 ID:/qzZ7NiA
Jesus Christ, the introduction is long this time!

It just keeps going and going!


But that's what's good about OP.

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:54:59 ID:Tu09rxpG
The lighter with multiple flames must be a metaphor for something!!

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:55:28 ID:KwJs3s0f
>>158
Something really bad must have happened. I bet.

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:56:11 ID:+uSp4Fqq
To be honest, in Molester's case, I'd be happy about any end, happy or bad.

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:56:17 ID:PcIpHcm5
>>156
Foreshadowing, huh? OP playing with fire................................................ Wax play?

163 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 21:56:35 ID:CasE9K5f
"Mr. Molester?"

Jump!

I jumped like a house mouse going stiff because of a sudden noise.
When I turned around like a whirlwind, Loli Jugs was standing behind me!!
"Yes? Yes, yes, yes."
"One 'yes' is enough."
"Y-yes."

Oh shit.
To think I'd get attacked from behind while I was busy appreciating the latest technology from the high-tech country Japan.
But to my surprise, Loli didn't seem to feel bad about the puking incident at all.
Because of her, I had to sleep without my favorite futon for a whole week!
The dry cleaning service fees were pretty damn hefty too, goddammit!

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:56:54 ID:dcXgRXAP
I knew OP would drag it out, so I've been waiting for his posts with VIP, NEWS FLASH, the Pachinko board, an image gallery, and a foreign porn site open at the same time. Am I a genius or what...?

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:57:30 ID:/8r/bME6
Is it just me or does Molester seem kind of confident today?

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:57:37 ID:jQpnrTAX
Looks like something broke OP again...

What kind of mess have you made this time?w

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:58:55 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>163
She probably doesn't have any recollection of it.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:59:04 ID:c3owsucj
I bet he suddenly said something like "Maybe I'll get myself a Mint Blancmanche figure.".

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 21:59:40 ID:jQpnrTAX
Just caught up.

I was so busy today I couldn't check the thread at work.
The thread doesn't seem to have grown as much as I'd expected though.

170 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:00:50 ID:CasE9K5f
But then, Loli interrupted my internal rant.
"Do you want them?"
"Huh? What?"
"I'm asking because you seem to be having a lot of fun with themw"
"Eh? What are you talking about?"

I had no clue what she was talking about.

"?"
I must have looked like a speech bubble with a question mark coming out of my mouth because Loli looked at me with upturned eyes and went

"point point"

at my right hand.
It was then that I realized

I was trying to light three "Triple Turbo Lighters" at the same time.

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:02:10 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>169
Molester came back at about 6pm, but it took him hours to type out his report and proofread it before he could start posting it.

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:02:17 ID:UWb6ibcu
Damn, she's cute.

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:02:27 ID:KwJs3s0f
>>170
Wasn't it two lighters a few posts ago?

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:02:31 ID:c3owsucj
>Loli looked at me with upturned eyes
CUTE Σ(〃▽〃;)

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:02:34 ID:jQpnrTAX
Loli can't feel bad for something she doesn't remember...

"Why am I wearing different clothes...? Did I change into this when I was drunk yesterday?"
is probably all she thought when she woke up...

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:03:58 ID:jQpnrTAX
>>171
Gotcha.

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:04:25 ID:xd8Gkyex
Whew, can't believe I've made it in time!!
I'd lost track of time playing SFIII...

178 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:04:26 ID:CasE9K5f
"T-This isn't what it looks like!!"

is what I wanted to say, but there was no way of talking myself out of this one.
When I checked my watch later, I'd been playing with the "Triple Turbo Lighters" for almost ten minutes.
"It's cute when a man is still a boy at heart." "I fell for him because he never gives up on his dreams."
are stereotypical phrases you hear all the time, but
"I love guys who are fascinated by lighters in the toys corner of family restaurants."
is one no woman will ever say. That much I know.

"Ah, yeah, aren't these amazing? They can make three flames instead of one!"

What am I saying........................OTL
But Loli just smiled and said

"Hahahaw Do you smoke, Mr. Molester?"
"No, I don't. I mean, I can't. I can't afford it."


The real reason is because I'm still clinging on to the false hope that I might still grow a bit taller.

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:06:23 ID:1kRmxoab
If you woke up with a hangover and didn't have a recollection of what happened,
wouldn't you try to find out?

"Huh? What happened yesterday after that?"
I'm sure she asked Kansai and heard about everything from her.
It's hard to imagine that she doesn't know yet...

180 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:08:33 ID:CasE9K5f
"Huh. Then why are you checking out lighters?"
"Well, because these are great. They must be new, right? I've never seen them before."
"..............................we've been selling them for years now..."

............................................................seriously?

I had no idea. No idea at all. Must have completely missed it.
To think my half shut-in lifestyle would bite me in the ass here.
I guess it makes sense. I've been living alone for the past two years. When I eat out, it's usually at Yoshinoya or at some ramen place.
If I ever go to a restaurant, be it a family restaurant or a normal one, it's usually with my family when I'm at my parents' place.
I'd never set foot in the kind of lively stores that sell fun products like that anyway.
Stores that sell party goods are abominable institutions that only exist to remind me of my loneliness.


181 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:08:35 ID:dcXgRXAP
There's my OTP.
(=゚ω゚)ノ (=゚ω゚)ノ Yo, Molester.

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:11:42 ID:c3owsucj
Where is everyone?
Why are there so few people here today!?
Is there another party going on somewhere?

183 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:13:28 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>182
A prospective government official called the private sector worthless part 2
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1101209904/
■The Kouhaku appearance list is up■
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1101283816/

184 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:13:53 ID:CasE9K5f
"With these Magic Goods, you can be a Super Magician too!!"
Product description: Place a handkerchief on a coin and WOW!! The coin turns into a stick!!
             These Magic Goods are guaranteed to turn you into a Super Magician!!"

If you could become a magician that easily, no one in the world would pay to see a professional magician anymore.
I thought the product description was sad enough, but the family restaurant's original ad slogan pushed me over the edge.
The following was written in a cute girly font:
"Show these off at mixers and impress all the girls!!"

What if you don't have any girls to show them off to in the first place!?



But since ranting in my head wasn't going to get me anywhere, I gave her the most ordinary answer I could come up with.
"Seriously? I've never seen them."
"Hahaha. They've been here forever."
"Interesting. I don't go to family restaurants often, so maybe that's why!!"

I must have looked super cheerful on the outside.

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:14:08 ID:oH2wjh1D
Thread is slow because OP hasn't posted anything worth making a fuss over yet.
I was going to lurk until the party kicks off too.

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:16:41 ID:+uSp4Fqq
OP's report is starting out so normal this time.
Simply normal.

Neither good nor bad.
Simply normal.

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:16:55 ID:Tu09rxpG
It's like OP doesn't want to get to the Akihabara part of his report.

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:17:10 ID:CJ7ThZ8D
Hmm... Yeah, the thread is kinda slow right now.
Is everyone lurking or what?

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:17:29 ID:c3owsucj
Let's just keep bumping the thread.

190 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:17:38 ID:CasE9K5f
I kept thinking to myself "When is she going to mention the puking incident...",
but she didn't bring it up at all.
Maybe she really forgot about it.
In that case, it'd be a dick move to remind her, right?

"Ah, Miss Understanding and the others have already finished their shift, so please wait for them behind the parking lot."
"You haven't finished yours yet, Loli?"
"No, I'm working the evening shift today."
"Oh, okay..."
"You're going shopping, right? Sounds fun. I wish I could join you guys."

Sounds fun? Didn't they tell Loli we're going to look for self-defense products?
She wouldn't say this if she knew, would she...?

191 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:17:40 ID:1kRmxoab
Loli's gone back to formal speech, huh?
When did that happen?

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:21:20 ID:dcXgRXAP
Behind the parking lot? Does she mean in the parking lot behind the family restaurant?

I know I'm nitpicking.

193 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:21:35 ID:CasE9K5f
"Did I surprise you?"
"You sure did."

After exchanging greetings in a hurry, we walked towards the station.
On the way, we talked about this and that. But for some reason, we were walking in a

Kansai Me Miss Understanding

formation. I was flanked by two beautiful women.
It was the same feeling I had when I first put Tifa and Yuffie into my party in FFVII. But I digress.

Then we got to the station and got in a train to Akihabara.
It wasn't a long trip, but I managed to keep the conversation going.
After changing trains a few times, we finally arrived.

........................it was fun up to this point. But only up to this point.

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:22:05 ID:Tu09rxpG
And here we go.

195 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:22:24 ID:CasE9K5f
Sorry, >>193 was supposed to come after this one.
Don't worry, this isn't going to happen again because that was the last one I'd typed out.

In any case, Loli was busy serving customers, so I headed to the parking lot behind the restaurant as I was told.
After a few minutes, my phone started ringing.

CHA-LACHACHALACHA-♪

It was some random song by Mozart. I'd changed my cell phone ringtone and wallpaper to something normal beforehand.
You're probably asking yourself why classic. I actually would have liked to make it a song that's popular right now, but I'm too out of the loop.
I figured I'd just embarrass myself and went for the safe option instead.
By the way, I'm not going to delete the tons of anime song ringtones and wallpapers in my cell phone. I couldn't.

I picked up the call and heard
"Boo!"
"Boo!"

It came from my cell phone speakers and from behind me at the same time.
It confused the shit out of me. When I quickly looked behind me, Kansai and Miss Understanding were standing behind me.

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:22:36 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>193
?
Did you skip something?

197 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:23:19 ID:c3owsucj
You actually typed it all out?w

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:23:33 ID:dcXgRXAP
Hey, you copypasted the wrong one.

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:23:51 ID:/AQKzXdj
>>193
Up to this point, huh?

So it's all downhill from here?
Just when I thought I finally get to take part in a party, it seems like it's going to be a depressing one.

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:24:26 ID:+uSp4Fqq
Wait, you typed it all outーーーーーー!?

Then why are you taking so long to dump itーーーーーーーーーーーーー!?

201 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/24 22:24:30 ID:1dfp2kvu
This is gonna be great.

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:24:39 ID:c3owsucj
Oh shit, it's starting to get interestingwwww

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:25:34 ID:1kRmxoab
>>193
The fun part sure ended quickly.

204 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:25:37 ID:CasE9K5f
Continuation of >>193:

By the way, we talked about Akihabara a bit in the train.
"Akihabara's full of otaku, right?"
"I told you, it's not like that. There are normal people too."
"I heard it's not as bad as it's made out to be on TV."
"Well, the TV features on otaku need good viewership ratings,
so they show the creepiest otaku they can find on purpose.

Anyways, I don't think there's anything to worry about."


I wonder what was going through their heads when I told them this.



And then we got off at JR Akihabara station.

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:25:45 ID:gf7Ru2Mz
I'm so envious... It's one awesome event after another...!!

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:26:13 ID:sLGWT7AP
It's JR Akihabara station━━━(((((゚(゚(゚(((゚゚∀∀゚゚)))゚)゚)゚)))))━━━!!!!

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:27:43 ID:dcXgRXAP
  |        /\ |  /|/|/|  THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD THUD!!
  |      /  / |// / /| - OP's going to fuck it up soon!!
  |   /  / |_|/|/|/|/|     (´⌒(´⌒`)⌒`)
  |  /  /  |文|/ // / (´⌒(´IT'S PARTY TIME!!`)⌒`)
  |/  /.  _.| ̄|/|/|/    (´⌒(´∧ ∧⌒`)`)`)⌒`)
/|\/  / /  |/ /     (´⌒(´(,゚Д゚ )つ `)`)
/|    / /  /ヽ  (´⌒(´⌒  (´⌒( つ |〕 /⌒`)⌒`)
  |   | ̄|  | |ヽ/|  Hurry, guys!!   ( |  (⌒)`)⌒`)
  |   |  |/| |__|/.   ∧_∧ ⌒`).D゙し'⌒^ミ `)⌒`)
  |   |/|  |/  (´⌒(´( ´∀` )つ  A   ∧_∧⌒`)
  |   |  |/    (´⌒(´( つ/] /    Aと( ・∀・ ) Charge――!!
  |   |/        ( |  (⌒)`)  S ヽ[|⊂[] )`)
  |  /         (´ ´し'⌒^ミ `)`)H (⌒)  |
  |/                     .   ̄ (_)`)`)

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:28:01 ID:c3owsucj
Too bad we couldn't find OP today, but fuck it!
He's here━━━( ´∀`)・ω・) ゚Д゚)・∀・) ̄ー ̄)´_ゝ`)━━━!!!! OP's here━━━━(°Д°)━━━━!!!!

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:28:03 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>204


But you only ran into creepy otaku in Akihabara today, huh?




210 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:28:09 ID:PcIpHcm5
Otaku you find in Akihabara at around noon on a weekday...?
Must be the real hardcore ones.

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:28:39 ID:c3owsucj
Must be the ones with rolled-up posters looking out from their backpacks like beam saberswwwwwwwww

212 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:28:48 ID:CasE9K5f
"It was in Radio Kaikan, I think..."

Relying on my vague memories, we headed to Radio Kaikan first.
I may be an otaku, but I don't go to Akihabara that often. Not only is it quite a ways from where I live, but even if it's the land of otaku,
they don't really sell anything special in Akihabara that I couldn't get somewhere closer to my place.
Of course, there's all kinds of limited-edition merchandise like posters that you can only get in Akihabara,
but the actual games, for example, can be purchased anywhere nowadays, even in small game stores on the outskirts of town.
That's why I'm not as familiar with Akihabara as you'd think.
Anyways, my plan was to stroll around Akihabara and look for stores selling self-defense products.


It turned out to be a very bad idea.

213 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:29:53 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>212
You really thought it'd be a good idea to drag them all around Akiba?www Retardw

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:30:13 ID:kf8ZawG4
Wait, you took them to Akiba even though you're not familiar with the current state of Akiba!? Damn, you got balls of steel.
There are so many weird stores in Akiba now that you don't know where to look when you're walking through the streets.

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:30:26 ID:c3owsucj
Oh shitwwwwwwwwwww
Store windows with anime characters plastered all over themwwwwwwwww
Lines of fat creepy otaku everywherewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:30:47 ID:Tu09rxpG
Welcome to the wonderful world of wotaku!
Pfffww Oh boyww They must have been disgustedwwww Okaywwwww

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:31:24 ID:dcXgRXAP
............excuse me, Mr. Molester, I think you dropped this.

         .∧__,,∧
        (´・ω・`)
         (つと)
         `u―u´

  It was lying on the ground right behind you.

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:31:26 ID:+uSp4Fqq
The otaku in Akiba get so much hate on TV all the time for a reason, you know?

Strolling around Akiba with two girls can only end in a


               disaster.

219 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/24 22:31:30 ID:1dfp2kvu
Aren't there any self-defense products in Loft....?

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:32:19 ID:kf8ZawG4
This is why I told you so many times to go to Tokyuu Hands in Ikebukuro.

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:32:55 ID:/AQKzXdj
Oh boy, it's all over...... (´・д・`)

222 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:33:10 ID:CasE9K5f
―――――As soon as we got out of Electric Town, we were in the land of otaku―――――
It was a scenery I was all too familiar with. The Gamers main store and Radio Kaikan. Crowds of otaku and salarymen.
Women in skimpy cosplay holding advertising signs. The Sex Tower. Good old Akihabara.

"It's this way."
Without a clue in the world, the young man (20 years old) starts walking toward the truth waiting for him―――――


By the way, at this point, I still found myself in absolute bliss.
I was still enjoying myself as much as during the train ride.
I would be lying if I said I wasn't worried at all. IIRC, I was thinking to myself
"What if we directly run into a beam saber user wearing an anime shirt and leather gloves as soon as we leave the station...",
but that was about it.

I was simply too carefree.
Earthquakes can occur anytime. Don't be careless, take precautions.

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:33:26 ID:a6uH+ABV
I haven't been to Akihabara for about 3 years now. Has it changed that much for the worse?

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:34:57 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>222
Thanks for the warning, but you're the only one here who doesn't seem to know shit about Akiba!!


Too bad.

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:35:06 ID:sLGWT7AP
What the hell is a beam saber user?
is what I thought, but then I realized it's an otaku with...... posters?

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:35:10 ID:PcIpHcm5
There's no way a normal woman would go to Akihabara
just because she needs self-defense products.
You can get them pretty much everywhere...

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:35:47 ID:dcXgRXAP
Did you guys already check out Nochiura Natsumi?

(*´Д`) pant pant

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:35:46 ID:c6Q+X2iw
They got rid of the Pedestrian Paradise weekends, didn't they?
I've stopped visiting Akihabara ever since.

229 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:36:05 ID:CasE9K5f
At Radio Kaikan.

I would have loved to check out some of the doujin stores too while I was there, but decided against it.
Checking out otaku goods with the girls in tow would be the dumbest thing ever!! (If dragging them to Akihabara wasn't already the dumbest thing ever.)
For the time being, I thought
"The self-defense products section was near the one for plastic models, wasn't it?"
and hurried up the stairs.
I only wished I had realized it at this point in time.
Our walking formation had changed to

            Me
 Miss Understanding Kansai

little by little.

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:36:01 ID:c3owsucj
OP should have just ordered some self-defense products for them online.

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:36:03 ID:UWb6ibcu
Wait, you dragged them into Radio Kaikan?????

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:36:57 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>229
Come on, get a fucking clue.

233 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:37:00 ID:c3owsucj
Didn't you have any conversation with them after getting off the train?

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:37:36 ID:PcIpHcm5
>>229
It's the spearhead formationw

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:38:08 ID:ZNzvyb/k
Just as expected of our Molester! The most insensitive guy on VIP!
It's because he's like this that I can't quit following this thread.

236 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:38:18 ID:CasE9K5f
And so, without any noteworthy problems, we arrived at the corner where they sell all kinds of surveillance cameras and stuff.

"Voila!"
I said as I turned around.
Expecting to see the cheerful smiles from before.
What the clueless young man (20 years old) saw when he looked back was―――――――――――――――

two beautiful girls with a look on their faces as if to say

"Ugh...".

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:38:41 ID:dcXgRXAP
Finally found her.
    She's mine and mine only.
      _
      /,.ァ、\
     ( ノo o ) )  My (Get)
      )ヽ ◎/(.    Dutch (A)
    (/.(・)(・)\ . Wife (Clue)
    (/| x |\)   .  _
      //\\  
   . (/   \)  


238 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:39:21 ID:sLGWT7AP
>>236
While I was reading your post, I caught myself exhaling "Ugh..." in my mind toowwww

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:39:29 ID:UWb6ibcu
They sell stuff like that on the first floor too... Why'd you drag them all the way up the stairs?

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:39:26 ID:Tu09rxpG
OP should have just warned them beforehand that he's about to give them a tour through Akihabara and that it's going to get creepy as fuck. Or would that have been too simple?

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:39:29 ID:+uSp4Fqq
This reminds me of how Kansai said something like

"It doesn't matter if you're an otaku or not, Molester!",

but now that she's seen the real deal... even Kansai will change her mind...

242 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:40:18 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>236

NO FUCKING━━━━━━(OwO)━━━━━━WAY!!!



243 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:40:22 ID:CMH+9HBl
Pfffwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwwww First time seeing OP's report in real-timewwwwww

244 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:41:28 ID:CasE9K5f
For a moment, I didn't understand what was going on.
"Maybe they're tired from climbing all those stairs?"
was my first guess.
But it didn't take me long to realize it.
They were too scared of their surroundings to check out self-defense products.
They kept looking around nervously, checking the walls for suspicious stuff.

This corner of the store was pretty normal though.
Surveillance cameras to the right. Expandable batons to the left.
A normal corner surrounded by more or less normal(?) self-defense products.
I admit it was a bit eerie with all those self-defense products, but at least there wasn't anything otaku-ish to be found.

But as soon as you stepped out of the store, you found yourself in the dazzling and fantastic world of otaku.
Disney Sea is nothing compared to this!

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:42:13 ID:CMH+9HBl
See? This is why I told you over and over again to go to Tokyuu Hands instead...

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:42:27 ID:yjzGfG60
( Д ) Wha?

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:42:38 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>244
In the end, Molester was still Molester, huh? ^^

248 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/24 22:42:52 ID:1dfp2kvu
>>244
What were you thinking?w

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:42:59 ID:dcXgRXAP
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     ノ      "⌒ヽ
    ζ          )  I can't take this anymore.
    /   ,ノ> ′   く
    i   y'  /^"ヽ、 \
   |      /      \ \
   ゝ、  _ノ .        ヽ `ヽ、__
      ̄      

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:43:38 ID:+uSp4Fqq

OP will never get an e-mail or call from Kansai & Miss Understanding againーーーーーー
Okaywwww

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:43:54 ID:1kRmxoab
There's so few people here today.
I guess most people stopped coming to this thread because they can't bear to watch OP fall to his ruin anymore.

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:44:16 ID:168F6Txm
Caught up.

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:44:20 ID:ujd5kryg
This thread is about to end, isn't it?

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:44:44 ID:c3owsucj
Finally this thread is going to endwwwwwwwwwwwwww

255 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:45:05 ID:CasE9K5f
From that point on, they were too distracted to have an actual conversation with me.
All I got was absent-minded answers.
Just as I'd already explained to them before, I suggested buying anti-lockpicking products
and self-defense products made for women, but the girls just blinked at me in surprise,
whispering something to each other.
It was the most awkward mood ever.

If I were to compare it with something, it'd be when a family member of one of your classmates dies the day before the graduation trip you've been planning together since summer.
It's too late to cancel it and that classmate obviously can't come along, so you go on that trip without him.
You can't fully enjoy it, but you don't want to let it all go to waste either, so you end up spending the whole trip in this really awkward mood.
Something like that.

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:47:31 ID:c7Z4BMrv
I'd say most people stopped coming to this thread because they got bored.
But don't worry, this is all just build up for an inevitable Loli Jugs arc.
When it begins, more people will start coming here again.

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:47:37 ID:sLGWT7AP
Ugh... All my dreams crushed.

258 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:47:52 ID:PcIpHcm5
> It was the most awkward mood ever.
Learn to read the mood correctly

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:48:27 ID:gf7Ru2Mz
Ahahahaha...

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:48:30 ID:c3owsucj
This is hopeless, give up on Kansai and Miss Undie.
Switch to Loli who doesn't know anything yet.

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:48:39 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>255
You reap what you sow.

No normal girl would be happy about going to Akiba.
Even if it's just to buy self-defense products.

262 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:48:53 ID:EqKtvr2j
Yeehaw!
My first real-time report in a whilewwww


263 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:49:10 ID:CMH+9HBl
Just googled for stores in Radio Kaikan that probably sell self-defense products:

- Max Garage
- ITS

Seems like these two stores are the only ones. Just for your information.

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:49:28 ID:sLGWT7AP
Whoawwwwww I think this is hopelesswwwwwww Pffwwwwwwwwwww

265 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:49:29 ID:CasE9K5f
To be honest, when we left the store, I knew

"I fucked up."

I was sure of it.
So I went to the restroom and had a short committee meeting inside my head for about two, three minutes.
I had the following two options:
1. Go to the next store like nothing was the matter.
2. Give up for today and go home.

I had to pick one of them. I didn't want to pick either, but there was no third option.
Picking 2 was safer because then things couldn't get any worse anymore. However, if we went home, chances were pretty high that it would be the end of everything.
Picking 1 was a gamble in a way. About as risky as a tricast bet.
In other words, a gamble with very poor odds of winning.

Do I try to keep the already big damage to a minimum and pick 2?
Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:50:38 ID:sLGWT7AP
>>265
You went all in, didn't you?w

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:51:22 ID:dcXgRXAP
This guy had no luck either
"Whoawwwww Just got backwwwwwww from my first datew"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101212863/l50

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:52:11 ID:CZX9ehAI
Should have gone to Tokyuu Hands or Loft instead.

269 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:53:23 ID:CasE9K5f
It was my last chance.
Most likely, no, most definitely.
No mistake was allowed. At times like this, you have to put your problem into words.
Picture your situation in your mind! Write down the pros and cons of each option!!
Let's be real, I'm not that stupid either. My heart was telling me to pick 2. However!

I was like "Leave it all to me." and dragged them out here,
made them walk through this strange town,
and now I suddenly decide all by myself to head back? What an asshole.

..............................I pick option 1.
I don't have a choice. I might be able to minimize the damage, but what's the point
if this is the end anyway?
When I thought about it like that, I had no choice but to pick 1.

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:53:27 ID:UWb6ibcu
>>268
I think Molester can't see the words "Tokyuu Hands" and "Loft" anymorew

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:53:39 ID:HtlByg7j
I know we're in the middle of a report, but shouldn't you be replying to e-mails and stuff like that first?

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:53:58 ID:gf7Ru2Mz
When asked to pick between a 100% chance of winning 100 yen and a 50% chance of winning 200 yen,
people always pick the former.
But when asked to pick between a 100% chance of getting 100 damage, and a 50% chance of avoiding damage or getting 200 damage,
people usually pick the latter.    (said some economics professor)

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:54:28 ID:1kRmxoab
>>267
Someone else already posted that here.

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:54:32 ID:v7Xwig4Q
Shit, of course, Molester shows up 10 minutes after I go afk.

But thanks for the report.

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:55:01 ID:GsLOAkX3
You went to Radio Kaikan, huh? Next time, go check out the location beforehand at the very least...


276 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:55:14 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>273
I followed that link, actually, but I regret doing it now.

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:55:52 ID:7xF2tNE3
I feel like OP only had great fortune the last few days so that he could have even greater misfortune today.

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:56:06 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>275
That's part of what makes Molester Molester though.

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:56:39 ID:CZX9ehAI
They sell self-defense products in "Tokyuu Hands" too.
You didn't have to take them all the way to otaku land.


280 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 22:56:59 ID:CasE9K5f
I left the restroom.
"Let's go, shall we?"

I don't really remember what the girls said this time.
In fact, I don't really remember what happened after that.
It's not like we talked much anyway.
After that, I basically dragged the girls down main street for at least an hour. Yep.
Then, we bought a pepper spray, a personal alarm and some kind of weird door lock and headed home. Yep.

The girls were, you know,...
...staring at the windows of the stores the whole time.
Yep.
Well, of course, they would. Any normal person would.
Yep.
With windows full of weird stuff like that, it's only natural, isn't it?
Yep.
Yep.
Yep

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:57:13 ID:+uSp4Fqq
Let me just ask you one thing, Molester.

Why did it have to be Akiba? Tell me... Why?

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:57:16 ID:v7Xwig4Q
It hurts to know that even Kansai was speechless...

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:58:05 ID:ujd5kryg
Here's what I learned from this thread:
- When I get a girlfriend, I will never take her to Akihabara

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:58:19 ID:c3owsucj
Okay, Molester, what are you going to do now?

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:58:28 ID:GsLOAkX3
Isn't it because Akihabara seems like the place where you can buy self-defense stuff?

286 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 22:59:31 ID:kf8ZawG4
>>285
In my mind, it's more like the place where you can't survive without self-defense products...

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:00:20 ID:dcXgRXAP
So, you went home and wrote this report.
φ(..) ← Haven't seen this in ages.

288 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:00:27 ID:CasE9K5f
We talked a bit in the train home.
Not that I remember what we talked about though.
What I do remember is that the word "Akihabara" didn't come up.
That's about all I remember.
And I will always remember it. For the rest of my life, I'm sure. And every time I remember, my face will turn bright red
and if I'm in my room, I'll hide under my futon and scream
"Forget it!! Forget it alreadyーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!"
at the top of my lungs while holding my head.

On our way back,
at the station, they said
"We have to go get our paychecks."
and Kansai said to me
"See you."


That I remember clearly.

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:00:35 ID:7CQe1ipm
Is Akiba that bad?w
I'd underestimated it. Looks like it's even worse than I thought it'd be.

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:00:38 ID:CZX9ehAI
>>285
Doesn't it seem more like the place where you can buy the opposite of self-defense products?

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:00:47 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>285
Buy them self-defense products in Akiba               Popularity + 1
Buy them self-defense products anywhere but Akiba  Popularity + 50

Take them to Akiba      Popularity - 1000000000000000000000


292 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:00:51 ID:sLGWT7AP
Sorry, but what exactly is in the windows of the stores in Akiba?
Also, what's this about beam saber users in Akiba? Someone please explain it to me.

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:01:15 ID:bngHEKC6
SEE YOU

294 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:01:16 ID:81179alx
For now,
you should maybe write them an e-mail and make an excuse like
"Sorry about today. I haven't been in Akihabara in a long time, so I didn't know it had changed so much." or something?

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:01:21 ID:c3owsucj
>"See you."
"Psyche, you'll never see me again, Molester!!!"
"Too bad!!"

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:01:38 ID:UWb6ibcu
>>286
If any crime happens in Akiba, I imagine it always involves minors.

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:01:45 ID:gf7Ru2Mz
Aren't you glad?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww She said "See you"wwww

298 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:01:54 ID:6ldGBh/W
Whoawwwwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:02:15 ID:imCPVzs5
Is Akiba really that bad?

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:02:15 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>294

If he's going to send an e-mail like that, he shouldn't have taken them to Akiba in the first place.


301 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:02:24 ID:Tu09rxpG
What a nice ending that was. (つд`)

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:03:03 ID:6ldGBh/W
Kansai's "see you" reminded me of the Pixies.

303 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:03:25 ID:CasE9K5f
And well, I got back at about 4pm, but I felt like screaming
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
whenever I thought about what happened, so I took a bath as soon as I got home
and splashed around in the water violently for a while.
Afterwards, I immediately crawled into my futon and squirmed around for a while.

When I checked the thread later, you guys were having so much fun with the observation squads and stuff,
that I felt ashamed again and retreated back into the futon.
When I checked again around the time the trivia TV show started, the thread had calmed down, so I started my report.

I wanted to spread out my posts a bit more and tried to write ahead while watching the trivia show, but ended up posting them in the wrong order.

That's all.

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:03:28 ID:81179alx
>>292
The windows are usually plastered with (often NSFW) eroge posters.
Otaku are called beam saber users because walking around with rolled-up posters in your backpack
makes you look a bit like a Gundam with beam sabers.

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:03:40 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>294
No, he should instead write to Kansai
"Sigh... I guess Akiba was a really bad idea, huh?"
and ask her for advice.

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:03:43 ID:dcXgRXAP
Don't e-mail them yet.
Show them that you regret what happened today.
They will contact you. Don't worry about it.

307 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:04:05 ID:1kRmxoab
>>288
You never forget moments like that.
You will remember it again and again everyday.
Like when you're taking a dump or finishing a meal,
it will pop into your mind at the most unexpected moments
and make you go "Oh boy......"

Hang in there! (・∀・) grin

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:04:06 ID:UWb6ibcu
It starts with OP getting mistaken for a pervert
and ends with him as a certified pervert.

What a deep story.

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:04:12 ID:gf7Ru2Mz
Do what >>305 says.

310 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:04:29 ID:CasE9K5f
>>294
Hehehe!
I told them "I go there once a month." though! Hehehe

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:04:57 ID:81179alx
>>303
Please tell us about what you want to do next. It's time to show off your miraculous handling skills, OP.

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:05:04 ID:m9eR7fuS
You'll be depressed for a week or so. Don't even think about contacting them. It'll only make you feel worse.

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:05:06 ID:sLGWT7AP
>>304
Thanks.
Whoawwwww What an amazing townwwwww Pffwwwwwwwww

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:05:16 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>307
This man speaks the truth.

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:05:18 ID:+uSp4Fqq
If only Miss Understanding was creeped out and Kansai was fine like always, >>305 would be okay.


But this time, even Kansai is creeped out, so even if you send an e-mail like in >>305











you'll just end up creeping her out moreーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:05:26 ID:kf8ZawG4
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Thank you for your continued support! Please look forward to Molester Man's next work!

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317 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:05:36 ID:PcIpHcm5
See you.............. in the next life (in a very small voice).........okay?

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:06:09 ID:GsLOAkX3
>>292
They're often showing eroge trailers in the windows.
They're also selling stuff like cable TV tuners on the street.

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:06:19 ID:81179alx
>>310
Damn you, Molester...
If you're going to write an e-mail, a casual one like >>305 would be good.

320 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:07:12 ID:CasE9K5f
>>311
Look, I know, with great handling skills, it almost seems like you can take every turn.
Even if you're driving too fast, you might be able to make the turn if your handling is good enough.

But you see, everything has its limits...
For handling, for example, it's when your car lifts off the track.

When the wheels are in the air, handling won't do anything no matter how good...

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:07:26 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>315
No, I figured Kansai would reply something like
"It was the worst idea ever." and you could at least talk about it
since she's the type who doesn't hold back.

322 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/24 23:07:28 ID:1dfp2kvu
Alright, I've decided to never go to Akiba.

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:07:38 ID:7CQe1ipm
Pork Cutlet, Fingerfucker Man and now Molester Man. This week must be cursed.

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:08:07 ID:UWb6ibcu
It's like this, Molester.
More than being taken aback by how creepy Akiba is,
the girls are taken aback by the fact that you didn't seem to find anything strange about Akiba.

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:08:13 ID:+uSp4Fqq
Molester: "Sigh... I guess Akiba was a really bad idea, huh?"
Kansai: "Didn't you say you go there once a month, Molester...?"
Molester: "Um... Um... Um..."


Kansai: "Honestly, you're a creep."

326 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:08:37 ID:CasE9K5f
Let me just throw it out there.





What do you guys think I should do now?

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:08:47 ID:sLGWT7AP
>>318
Thanks to you too.

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:09:09 ID:c3owsucj
Why don't you apologize straight out?

Tell them it wasn't a place to take girls to.
Tell them you're honestly sorry.

If you don't show remorse now, you will never see them again for real.

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:09:12 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>320
What do you go to Akiba for once a month anyway?
Don't tell me you actually go there for
whatever Kansai and Miss Undie found so creepy about it.

If so, I don't think there's much hope...

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:09:22 ID:m9eR7fuS
I'm serious. Don't e-mail them.
Don't approach them in any way until they contact you.

Though I won't stop you if you want to do it for our entertainment! Haha!

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:09:34 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>320
With a mindset like that, you'll never be able to clear Irohazaka.
Even on two wheels, you have to drift like hell to get through it.

332 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:09:34 ID:sLGWT7AP
>>326
Wake up from that dream you're in and go back to your once-a-month-to-Akiba lifestyle.
That should solve all your problemswwwwwwwww

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:09:40 ID:GsLOAkX3
Stay in contact with them like nothing happened.

334 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:09:48 ID:KwJs3s0f
>>326
Think about what you did and learn from your mistakes.

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:09:55 ID:CMH+9HBl
>>292
If you listen closesly, you can hear Korean music playing
from inside the Akibaoo store.

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:09:59 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>326

1. Fap
2. Hang yourself
3. Go to sleep

4. Write a creepy mail to Kansai   ← recommended
5. Write a creepy mail to Miss Understanding
6. Write a creepy mail to Loli

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:10:35 ID:CMH+9HBl
This is the perfect time for

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

338 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/24 23:10:42 ID:1dfp2kvu
>>326
E-mail Kansai and ask her for advice.
It's safer to talk to someone you trust first.
Plus, Kansai already knows you're an otaku. I think you should just send >>305

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:10:45 ID:UWb6ibcu
>>335
I bought Taiwanese CD-R's from Akibaoo today.


340 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:10:56 ID:dcXgRXAP
Study and learn from how Loli handled her puking incident.

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:11:04 ID:ffejf46x
Switch to Loli route.

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:11:28 ID:GsLOAkX3
Just hand over Loli to me.

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:11:32 ID:CMH+9HBl
>>339
I use Taiwanese ones too. I found out that BenQ DVD-R's can actually be burned at 8x.

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:12:06 ID:imCPVzs5
Use her puke-in-her-sleep incident to extort Loli.

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:12:32 ID:CJ7ThZ8D
>>326
Shouldn't you try sending an e-mail to Kansai even if it's pretty hopeless?
If you don't do anything, you'll probably never see them again
and your life will be back to how it was before this.

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:12:36 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>344
That's it!!

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:13:01 ID:+uSp4Fqq
Dear Molester,

sending an e-mail or not is up to you.
But make sure to read >>315's advice before that. Don't make the same mistake twice.

348 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:13:06 ID:CasE9K5f
Now that you guys mention it, I wonder how she handled her puke-in-her-sleep incident...
When it happened, I was just like "Oh boy..." and didn't think much about it,
but maybe it's actually my final trump card.

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:13:23 ID:ImxwkRiI
You know, I often go shopping in Nipponbashi (Osaka)
when I'm looking for parts for my custom-built PC.
So if I was in the same situation as you, I'd send
"I only go there for parts for my custom-built PC.
I know they have all these weird posters on the windows,
but I'm so used to seeing them that I don't really notice them anymore.
But I guess it can be a bit too weird for someone who's there for the first time."
That's what I'd write to get a conversation going.

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:14:13 ID:v7Xwig4Q
Pepper spray for Miss Understanding to protect herself from the stalker  1680¥
Personal alarm she can use to call for help in case of an emergency     1050¥
Everything new Molester got to experience since meeting her        priceless


  There are some things money can't buy.
         For everything else, there's Akihabara.

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:14:16 ID:kf8ZawG4
http://ib.to/d/moeroupbbs/350ib1.jpg
↑ Aren't the posters usually just softer stuff like this?


352 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:14:17 ID:7xF2tNE3
Well, now that you've pretty much shown them your genitals, what's there left to be afraid of?
You might as well go ahead and show them your snakes and your loli manga too now. You're invincible now!

It's worth a shot.

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:14:30 ID:c3owsucj
>>349
I happen to be from Kansai too, but I feel like Nipponbashi is nothing compared to Akiba.
Nipponbashi is like an actual electric town.

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:14:31 ID:UWb6ibcu
To think even Kansai who always had something to say was speechless...

Molester, I think the steering wheel in your hand is one of those kids' ones in the passenger seat.

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:14:42 ID:dcXgRXAP
Biker women can be quite open-minded, but not when it comes to shut-in otaku.

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:14:44 ID:V13atNeD
>>348
A decent human being wouldn't even consider that possibility, Mr. Molester.

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:15:04 ID:CMH+9HBl
>>351
That doesn't look soft at all for normal people thoughwwwwww

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:15:18 ID:m9eR7fuS
At this point, you can apologize or regret all you want, they're too busy being creeped out that they won't even register it.
You'll just have to hope that they want to see you again. Anything you do now will just make things worse.

Also, forget about Loli. I bet she already knows what happened and if you bring up her puking incident now, you'll just be written off as an asshole.

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:15:38 ID:sEqgCNXw
Just e-mail Kansai like you always do.
"When I saw the eroge posters, I was like 'Oh crap!' and looked over to you, Kansai,
but you seemed creeped out too. That's when I knew I'd fucked up."

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:15:51 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>351
Does that count as soft?

361 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:15:56 ID:GsLOAkX3
>>351
Wait, that looks soft to you?

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:16:57 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>359
That e-mail is like a blog post. She won't know what to reply to that.

Plus, it's creepy.

363 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:17:09 ID:CasE9K5f
>>354
No, she did say things. It's just that I don't remember much of it because of the shock.
But you know how you sometimes just know something's wrong?
That kind of unbearable atmosphere?

The kind that even makes stink bugs die from poisoning?

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:17:20 ID:7xF2tNE3
>>351
I live in Kansai, but if this is soft then I can't even imagine what is on the windows in Akiba...

365 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/24 23:17:27 ID:1dfp2kvu
>>351
Calm down.

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:17:30 ID:ffejf46x
Don't we have any authentic Akiba otaku on VIP?

367 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:18:00 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>353
I guess you're right.
In Nipponbashi, you don't see any posters on the windows and stuff like that.
Only very rarely.

 But that's not the point I was trying to make.
As long as Molester's interests aren't a straight ball right into the zone of what Kansai and Miss Understanding found creepy,
he should be alright, but if it's a 150 km/h straight ball right into it,
I guess it's "three strikes, you're out" for now.
 But hey, you can have two outs in baseball, so I guess the match isn't decided yet.
Hope this cheers you up a little.

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:18:19 ID:CMH+9HBl
>>364
Yeah, it's no comparisonww
One corner, for example, is full of posters of eroge characters with vibrators sticking outwww

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:18:41 ID:7CQe1ipm
>>363
It's good to see you haven't lost your sense of humor even in a hopeless situation like this.

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:18:46 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>361
I think you know the answer to that question.

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:19:24 ID:v7Xwig4Q
Kansai's handling was impeccable so far, but it looks like she fell off her bike this time―――――――!!

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:19:50 ID:UWb6ibcu
>>363
"So this is the kind of place you always go to?"
Did Kansai say something like this?

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:20:14 ID:81179alx
I'm for sending an e-mail.
Before we decide whether to send one or not, why don't you try to come up with a draft first, Molester?

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:20:43 ID:c3owsucj
I'd stay quiet for today and ask them out in the next few days.
Like "Wanna go bowling?" or something. But don't mention what happened today.

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:21:03 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>371
Well, I'm sure it was just a bit too sudden and unexpected for her.
If you're going to send an e-mail like in >>305 (though I'd recommend calling her),
it'd be a lot smarter to let a few days pass first.

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:21:07 ID:dcXgRXAP
I have this bad feeling that you'll get a call from Kansai soon.

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:21:08 ID:+uSp4Fqq
See how Loli is acting like she didn't puke in her sleep?

Do it like her and act like nothing happened todayww

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:21:11 ID:rvHNMm9H
For now, just pretend today never happened.
They should have forgotten about it by next week.
Let about three days pass and then e-mail them like nothing happened.
Just normal e-mails though.

379 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:21:13 ID:CasE9K5f
>>372
She seemed "indifferently interested" in Akiba, you know?

Sorry, I guess it was hard to tell from my report due to my lack of writing skills.

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:21:32 ID:v7Xwig4Q
If you were aware of how they felt about Akiba, couldn't you have just taken them somewhere else and held out a bit longer?

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:22:09 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>379
It's cute how Molester doesn't want to admit that she was simply "creeped out"w

382 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:22:12 ID:T+c/ieaI
http://images.google.co.jp/images?sourceid=navclient&hl=ja&ie=UTF-8&q=%E7%A7%8B%E8%91%89%E5%8E%9F%E3%80%80%E7%8F%BE%E7%8A%B6
Was it like in the third picture?

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:23:47 ID:UWb6ibcu
>>379
It's not just hard to tell.
It's impossible to tellw

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:24:25 ID:v7Xwig4Q

For some reason, I have a feeling Miss Understanding threw all the self-defense products OP bought her in the trash the moment she came homewwwwww

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:24:25 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>380
He did hold out long enough to buy the self-defense products for them though...

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:25:53 ID:7xF2tNE3
It's pretty impressive when you think about it.
Can you imagine taking girls you got to know a few days ago straight to Akihabara?
If Kansai falls in love with Molester for his courage to pick Akiba over the much safer choice Tokyuu Hands, then I'll die in a fit of anger.

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:26:07 ID:ImxwkRiI
 Since I'm from Kansai myself,
I sort of know what people from Kansai are like.
 Judging from her personality,
she might have been taken aback today because it was so sudden and unexpected,
but she should be able to laugh it off in a few days.
 In any case, I think there's no need to be so negative about this.

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:26:59 ID:v7Xwig4Q
※ Kansai is not from Kansai. ※

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:27:08 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>387
Kansai isn't from Kansai.

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:27:11 ID:GsLOAkX3
Could it be that you didn't go to Tokyuu Hands because you've never been to one before?




I've never been to one either.

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:27:41 ID:m9eR7fuS
Isn't Kansai only called Kansai because she's what Molester imagines people from Kansai to be like?

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:27:50 ID:c3owsucj
Fuck, I lol'd so hardwwwwwwwww
http://www.fileup.org/file/fup2463.jpg

Look at this penis someone on VIP sculpted from clay and cheer upwwwww

393 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:28:25 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>388
>>389
Eh? Seriously?
Okay, this is embarrassing!
I wish the ground would open up and swallow my dick!

394 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:28:54 ID:CasE9K5f
I don't have a choice but to wait, huh... I see.
"You must never run from life."
is what they always say, but my greatest challenge right now is to wait and not do anything.
The reason I'm itching to do something is because I feel like screaming "AHHHHーーーーー!!"
and the only way to calm myself is to take some sort of action, but I realize now that
that in itself is just running away.

Don't do something just to achieve momentary peace of mind.
You mustn't run from life, Molester. You have to end ure life.

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:29:17 ID:6ldGBh/W
>>392
What is that? It looks disgusting.

396 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:29:41 ID:CasE9K5f
>>392
That did cheer me up a little.
So, what thread is that picture from and why was it posted?

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:29:43 ID:GsLOAkX3
Well, let me just say

"Don't be such a baby."

That's all.

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:30:09 ID:c3owsucj
"I sculpted dicks from claywww"
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101298045/

It's from this threadwwww

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:30:18 ID:7xF2tNE3
>>394
More like "end your life".

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:30:19 ID:dcXgRXAP
This should cheer you up.

ttp://www.0565cn.com/30/030.gif

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:31:33 ID:nr6P8h2G
Mr. Molester... I was just lurking until now, but...
you only have yourself to blame for taking normal people with common sense to Akiba.

When I took my girlfriend to Akiba, she refused to get out of the car.
Sorry, I should have posted this earlier.

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:31:39 ID:DH9p63IP
>>394
Did you add a space there on purpose?

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:31:47 ID:HvMg9bwQ
Send "Did you find Akiba creepy?" to Kansai
and breathe some life into the thread.

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:31:55 ID:ffejf46x
Watch Futakoi and cheer up.

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:32:14 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>403
Will you marry me?

406 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/24 23:33:25 ID:1dfp2kvu
                      ∧_∧
                ∧_∧   (´<_`) There isn't anything we can't find.
Found some guro porn.   (´_ゝ`) /     ⌒i
               /   \     | |
               /    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/ |
             __(__ニつ/  FMV  / .| .|____
                 \/____/ (u ⊃


407 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:33:48 ID:XVj5sNJU

ttp://www.rcboat.org/kanikani/title.jpg
Look at this and cheer up.

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:34:49 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>396
Tell me, Molester,
are your interests a straight ball into the zone of what Kansai and Miss Understanding found creepy?

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:34:59 ID:sLGWT7AP
>>407
Fucking lol.

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:35:03 ID:DH9p63IP
I thought Molester was just making stuff up until now.
Even today's events are hard to believe, if you will.
But something about Molester's tone has changed.
It feels more believable now.

411 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:36:03 ID:CasE9K5f
>>408
HAHAHA

412 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:36:31 ID:1kRmxoab
You have to send an apology mail no matter how you look at it.
If you don't, this could be the end of it all.

Or are you hoping that Kansai will come and save you...?

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:36:33 ID:UWb6ibcu
>>407
Lol.

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:36:40 ID:CMH+9HBl
>>398
Fucking LOL.

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:37:05 ID:HvMg9bwQ
Send "Sorry, Akiba was too creepy, wasn't it?".

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:37:16 ID:v7Xwig4Q
OP might as well send
"Wasn't Akiba hilarious today?wwwwwwwwwwwww"
and pretend you did it all on purpose now.
Make it seem like you were playing a prank on them.
If they reply, there's still hope.
If they don't, wait until they forgive you one day.

Time heals all wounds, you know?

417 : Osai○▼■ ◆n.ef.bYbYo : 04/11/24 23:37:58 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>407
Warning: Parody.
[Laughs internally]

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:38:22 ID:dcXgRXAP
Shit, forgot to take off my trip.

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:38:33 ID:HtlByg7j
Muster up some courage and e-mail them already.
Instead of sitting around and waiting for no reason, wouldn't it be better to talk about it so you can laugh about it later?
If you don't contact them, you're basically leaving your fate in their hands and I don't think you want to do that.
I'm sure Kansai will be able to laugh about it if you lay everything on the table.

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:38:40 ID:Wb7fyW17
My gut tells me that you shouldn't contact them for now.

421 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/24 23:39:23 ID:1dfp2kvu
"Sorry I took you guys to Akiba... I don't know any other places where you can buy that kind of stuff.
But I have faith that if anyone will accept me the way I am, it's you, Kansai."


Try sending this creepy e-mail.

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:39:59 ID:CJ7ThZ8D
Send an e-mail or bust!
Let this chance slip by and you might die a virgin.

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:40:17 ID:dMomAtBy
The Molester who saw the nipple pic I posted
and left full of motivation this morning is gone forever, huh...

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:40:34 ID:c3owsucj
Send a completely unrelated e-mail like
"I just realized, Loli still hasn't apologized for throwing up in her sleep on my bed." to one of the girlsw

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:41:06 ID:HvMg9bwQ
I thought I'd grab something to eat and check the thread to see if Molester is back
and this is what I find?! Hurry up and send an e-mail.

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:41:17 ID:5JN9EU7H
>>421
If he only sends the first line, it might actually work...

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:42:35 ID:dMomAtBy
Wait, Kansai still hasn't e-mailed you?
Kansai who was so nice to you so far?
Kansai who wasn't even fazed by your Trunks cosplay?

Akiba is fucking terrifying.

428 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:42:41 ID:CasE9K5f
>>423
So you were the one who posted that picture?
Thank you for that. It was good medicine.

Now, the question is to send an e-mail or not.
But well, it's too late now, so I guess even if I do send an e-mail, it'll have to wait until tomorrow.

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:43:08 ID:uqvJeILV
Try to see it from Miss Undie's side for a change
From now on, she'll feel sick every time she sees the self-defense products you bought her.

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:43:12 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>411
The Kansai route is over.

 At the very least, I'd say she doesn't see you as a love interest anymore.
Though I suppose if we can trust what she said about creepy hobbies,
you might still be able to become friends with her.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:43:14 ID:c3owsucj
What if the girls have already blocked Molester's number and e-mail address?wwwwwwww

Nahwwwwwwww Never mindwwww I'm just jokingww

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:43:39 ID:kf8ZawG4
http://web1.nazca.co.jp/hp/kimome/template.html
I'll just leave this list of template creepy e-mails here, so hang in there! ゜+.(・∀・)゜+.゜

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:44:11 ID:v7Xwig4Q
Let's cut the bullshit and decide it by a show of hands.

Whatever the content, I'm for sending an e-mail tonight.

1ぃ ノシ

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:44:47 ID:jQpnrTAX
Definitely send an e-mail.
Or do you want today's events to leave a lasting impression on them??
Hurry up and apologize to them.

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:45:08 ID:al39bt04
>>433
ノシ

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:45:24 ID:dcXgRXAP
The girls are having a meeting right now and discussing how to deal with you from now on.
And I bet you it's a lot more productive than Molester's discussions with us 2channers.

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:46:02 ID:HtlByg7j
It's now or never!
You have to do something ASAP!
A late-night e-mail can be used to make a point too!


438 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:46:27 ID:HvMg9bwQ
IT'S WAY TOO LATE

439 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:46:33 ID:CasE9K5f
Alright. I'll go with whatever post 444 says I should do.

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:47:22 ID:HvMg9bwQ
Send "Akiba was creepy, wasn't it?"

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:47:23 ID:Wb7fyW17
Start working part-time at the family restaurant Kansai works at.

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:47:32 ID:m9eR7fuS
Don't send an e-mail if you want my serious opinion.

Send an e-mail if you want to make the thread more entertaining though.

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:47:31 ID:v7Xwig4Q
[Subject] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP.
[Body] You got all shy after I confessed my love to you! So moe!
      Your blushing face makes me rock hard!
      The magnum in my pants is gonna burst into flames and melt away into a pool of liquid.
      Mmhmmmm. Ahh! Splurt! Ugh......
      Oh no, I made a sticky mess all over myself...
      I wanna make you lick me clean!☆


444 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:47:43 ID:dcXgRXAP
You guys just want him to do something so you can stay up all night and make fun of him for it, don't you?

The girls are having a meeting right now, so don't send an e-mail ffs.

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:47:43 ID:DH9p63IP
Umm, guys, can I say something now that the thread's calmed down a lot?
Go back and try rereading Molester's posts while imagining him with a face like a cute grade or middle schooler, you know, like one of the younger Johnny's idols.
Suddenly, things won't seem so unbelievable anymore.

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:47:47 ID:uqvJeILV
Send a creepy e-mail.

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:47:51 ID:+uSp4Fqq
How many times do I have to tell you not to send an e-mail?w


Besides, never send an e-mail on the spur of the moment......
Did you not learn your lesson in Akihabara?





Are you retarded?

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:47:57 ID:al39bt04
If this is 444, Molester will turn things around.

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:48:08 ID:dcXgRXAP
Why did it have to be my post... OTZ

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:48:08 ID:HvMg9bwQ
[Subject] SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP.
[Body] You got all shy after I confessed my love to you! So moe!
      Your blushing face makes me rock hard!
      The magnum in my pants is gonna burst into flames and melt away into a pool of liquid.
      Mmhmmmm. Ahh! Splurt! Ugh......
      Oh no, I made a sticky mess all over myself...
      I wanna make you lick me clean!☆

451 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/24 23:48:28 ID:CasE9K5f
>>444
Okay.
I'll wait for now.

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:48:34 ID:v7Xwig4Q
I failed to get 444. _| ̄|○

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:48:39 ID:HtlByg7j
Molester, you're not going to do the same mistake twice in one day, are you...?
Send an e-mail!

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:49:22 ID:OC1qv4Xa
>>444
Mom...?

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:50:00 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>451
Okay! ノシ
You know what they say. A man is as good as his word.



456 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:50:03 ID:HvMg9bwQ
Molester, you're getting trolled.


457 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:50:06 ID:jQpnrTAX
What?? You're gonna wait??
Are you for real? It's ridiculousw

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:50:20 ID:c3owsucj
>>444
Oh, man... Fuck this shit.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:50:21 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>451
You've made the right choice, dude.

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:50:33 ID:v7Xwig4Q
The two options are just like the ones you had to choose from earlier today.
Therefore, you don't really have a choice but to send an e-mail, do you?

>Do I try to keep the already big damage to a minimum and pick 2?
>Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?



461 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:50:50 ID:LeO7Avwi
I think >>440 was the way to go.
But oh well, so be it.

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:50:56 ID:dcXgRXAP
>>454
I'm not your mom. Look more carefully. I'm the guy who likes to spam AAw

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:51:27 ID:EDfkTleh
If you ask me, the two words
"I'm sorry."
are all you should send.

It's only fitting because the two words
"See you."
are all Kansai said when she left.

464 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/24 23:51:45 ID:1dfp2kvu
How long are you guys going to complain about something that's been decided?
If OP says we'll wait, then we'll wait.

465 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:52:28 ID:+uSp4Fqq
>>460

>Do I try to keep the already big damage to a minimum and pick 2?

Not send an e-mail.

>Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?

Send an e-mail.





Picking option 1 earlier today turned out to be a mistake.



It follows that sending an e-mail must be a mistake too.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:52:49 ID:CMH+9HBl
Even if OP sent, for example, "Wasn't Akiba creepy?" or "Sorry, it was creepy, wasn't it?",
what kind of reply are you guys hoping for exactly?

I can't see anything good coming out of it.

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:52:50 ID:OC1qv4Xa
>>462
Oh, you're right...

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:53:10 ID:m9eR7fuS
I bet those who want him to send an e-mail are only saying it because they want something new to happenw

469 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:53:10 ID:HvMg9bwQ
Everything he's done so far has been a mistake though.
There's no way to make things worse than they already are.

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:53:19 ID:c7Z4BMrv
My guess is that OP will get an e-mail from Loli next.
The puking-in-her-sleep and the conversation at the family restaurant today must have been foreshadowing.
She'll thank him for the shirt.
And she'll treat you to dinner, am I right?
The new Dragon Quest comes out in a few days, so please don't drag this out too long, okay?

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:53:38 ID:XVj5sNJU
ttp://venus.aez.jp/uploda/data/dat3/upload11916.jpg
The state of the thread right now.

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:53:46 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>451
 I'm for waiting (for now) too,
but I think you'll have to be the one to send the first e-mail.
Considering Kansai's personality, as long as you get a conversation going,
she should eventually say something like "That was so damn creepyw" and laugh it off.

 Miss Undie though? Nope, not in a million years.

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:54:17 ID:dcXgRXAP
I guess it's too late to send an e-mail today.

Getting an e-mail at midnight is always annoying, but getting one when you're already annoyed is like adding fuel to the fire.

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:54:53 ID:HtlByg7j
You want to gamble even though you already lost a gamble today?
Are you a gambling-addicted husband or what?!

Seriously though, it's hard to get rid of an image once it sticks.
Some things can only be brought up as long as not much time has passed yet. Think it over.
Or at least, take a majority vote.

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:55:33 ID:CMH+9HBl
The VIPPERs' opinions are divided 50/50ww

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:56:18 ID:v7Xwig4Q
>Do I try to keep the already big damage to a minimum and pick 2?
Is a mistake.


>Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?
Is a mistake too.


We VIPPERs are all you got left now, Molester, keeping us entertained should be your highest priority.


477 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:56:30 ID:HvMg9bwQ
Kansai: "That was so creepy it was straight up sexual harassment."

--------------Switch to sexting from here on----------------

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:56:49 ID:jQpnrTAX
>>466
What she replies isn't that important.
Molester has to abolish the evil equation "Molester = Someone who thinks Akiba is normal" or he'll seriously never recover from it.
Even if she doesn't reply much, Molester has to make it clear that he's a normal person.
Let me ask you guys instead. What exactly do you think waiting will accomplish? Not that it matters since it's already too lateww

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:56:55 ID:ImxwkRiI
>>466
I agree.
I don't think apologizing will help.

 I'd recommend asking for advice or joking about what happened instead.
Either way, instead of a serious e-mail,
I'd go for a more light-hearted tone.

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:57:28 ID:dcXgRXAP
So, what are your plans after all that waiting?

Tell me, OP.

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:58:13 ID:m9eR7fuS
If you're serious about this, don't send anything for the time being.

If you don't really care what happens, send an e-mail if you want, but refrain from apologizing or showing remorse.

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:58:18 ID:v7Xwig4Q
>>465
>Do I try to keep the already big damage to a minimum and pick 2?

Send an e-mail.

>Or do I hope for a miracle and pick 1 even if it will most likely cause more damage in the end?

Don't send an e-mail.


You could see it this way too.


483 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:59:05 ID:HvMg9bwQ
Well, on a serious note, it's simply too late for an e-mail now.
I'm really curious about Loli though. She probably doesn't remember what happened, but I wonder what she did with Molester's shirt.

484 : VIPPER : 04/11/24 23:59:31 ID:GsLOAkX3
Send a normal e-mail like nothing happened.

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:00:03 ID:w7TYJJzR
            And with that, Molester went back to lurking and quickly fell into an eternal sleep.

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:00:15 ID:d877B9Lq
>>478
I would recommend either >>479 or >>472. Either is fine.
Whatever you send, just try not to put them on the spot.
Don't send anything that's hard to reply to...

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:00:29 ID:LRN4ButG
>>466
Hilarity will ensue.

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:00:58 ID:gWiVVqAw
Those of you who think anything can be resolved by sending an e-mail to Kansai...



You guys are creepy.

489 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/25 00:01:28 ID:lTLAC2v9
Kansai already knows that Molester is an otaku, right? What's there to hesitate about?

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:01:58 ID:M2w7/GnW
Akihabara can't be the only place where you can buy self-defense products.
Don't go stepping on obvious landmines.
At least, do your research before you go somewhere!

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:02:15 ID:bZYHH1Ub
Simply put, it's optimists versus pessimists now.

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:02:33 ID:YfG6DJMI
Ask Kansai out to drinks
and get her to puke inside your room.
That should solve all your problems!!!!!!!!!

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:03:04 ID:gWiVVqAw
>>491
The real optimists are the ones who are trying to make the thread more entertaining.
You still have a lot to learn, boyow

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:03:53 ID:Pyi7sQP0
Send an e-mail to Loli and scout out the situation.

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:03:56 ID:dNIUfHOw
I was hoping that they'd contact him...
without OP having to do anything.

No way, huh?w

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:04:18 ID:w7TYJJzR
Those of you who don't want him to send an e-mail...
It's because you guys are so damn passive that you can never get a girlfriendwwwwww m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha

497 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 00:04:19 ID:QTGWb3t9
JE-NO-VA
Such a great song.

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:04:30 ID:LRN4ButG
Not doing anything because you're afraid of possible failure is just boring.
For the record, I don't get the concept of moe either.

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:04:55 ID:R7irW5zo
I didn't tell Molester to wait because I'm pessimistic. I just wanted to give Molester time to calm down first.
To be honest, I don't think the girls being shocked that Akiba is a parallel universe is that big of a deal.

Btw, I'm the one who posted 444.

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:05:17 ID:M2w7/GnW
I think you should say you're sorry for starters.

501 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/25 00:05:22 ID:lTLAC2v9
Why FF7?

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:05:47 ID:qbQH9JC3
I'm for waiting.
Molester will most likely get a thank-you e-mail from Miss Undie or Kansai sooner or later. That would be the perfect time to apologize for picking Akiba of all places.

Taking them to Akiba and writing on the same day "Akiba was creepy, wasn't it?" is just silly.

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:07:58 ID:QoPYO48F
If you get an e-mail from them in a few days, reply as if Akiba never happened!
That'd be my advice.



504 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:10:10 ID:mrEFhdD6
It's not about optimism or pessimism.
Things will never change for the better if you don't do anything.

If Molester doesn't contact her now, they'll always have this creepy Akiba image of you.
Don't retreat back into your shell. They don't really have anything against you yet. If you tell them the truth, they'll understand.

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:10:35 ID:bZYHH1Ub
Less talk about what he should have done, more talk about what he should do from now on, please.

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:11:11 ID:ptYhnjYL
I, for one, think he should send an e-mail now.
If you wait too long, you'll be stuck with a bad reputation.
It's not too late. Do something, Molester!

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:11:38 ID:onMq0+F2
In any case, it's too late to do anything today.
I want OP to do something, but it's just too late.
However, if you want to send an e-mail tomorrow,
send something like "Forget Akiba ever happened.".

508 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:11:45 ID:YfG6DJMI
Kansai arc: Finished.
Loli Jugs arc: Started.

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:12:20 ID:R7irW5zo
Don't send anything even if it's tough for you right now. You can even cry if you want to.

When an e-mail comes, the VIPPERs will help you deal with it like always.

It's not over yet. ( ̄ー ̄) grin

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:12:52 ID:onMq0+F2
Yeah, I think
"Please forget Akiba ever happened." would be best.

511 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:14:13 ID:J0eWIHjY
Will you hide your true self from them and live every day with the fear of being discovered and found creepy one day?

Or can you joke about your true self and what happened in Akihabara today to bring laughter to the girls and the VIPPERs?



Which will you choose, Molester?

512 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:14:14 ID:rlzM315d
Nothing good will come out of sending an e-mail now.
If you think apologizing or explaining yourself will always make everything better, you should go out more.
I know it's tempting to tell them everything and get it all off your chest, but it's wiser not to say anything for now.

513 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 00:14:53 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>511
But they're both terrible choices!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:15:08 ID:cUWUyGkA
I feel bad for Molester, but this is hopeless.
You shouldn't have told them that you go there once a month... Though I guess once a month isn't that often...

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:15:44 ID:w7TYJJzR
>>1
Let's face it, you're just not good enough for Kansai! m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:16:30 ID:4TMQfw/N
>>513
Well, yeah, whichever you pick,
becoming a love interest is out of the question imo.
Sorry to disappoint you.

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:16:40 ID:R7irW5zo
>>515
I'm >>1 of this thread though. m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:16:44 ID:onMq0+F2
GAME OVER IMMINENT

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:17:06 ID:bZYHH1Ub
>>513 Don't worry, you have your whole life ahead of you.
To err is human.

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:17:29 ID:qbQH9JC3
Earlier today, you decided to take action by taking them to Akiba. Now it's time to wait for their reaction to it.
If you're too pushy, you'll just end up creeping them out and ruining everything.

I don't want The Tale of Molester to end here.

521 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 00:19:25 ID:QTGWb3t9
Alright, I'll wait for tomorrow. Tonight, I'll watch today's anime program and then go to bed.

By the time I wake up tomorrow, I might already have an e-mail from them. And even if not, I'm sure we'll figure something out. Yeah.

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:19:49 ID:R7irW5zo
It's a real shame that Molester doesn't have any bros around to help him.
And I'm not talking about that "But we 2channers are his bros" crap (゜/゜)/■

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:20:04 ID:4TMQfw/N
>>521
>Tonight, I'll watch today's anime program and then go to bed.
Yeah, this guy will never learn his lesson.

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:21:31 ID:TXThFZYv
Even if it's silly, I wouldn't risk doing nothing after what happened today.
What if they're thinking
"Molester didn't seem bothered by what happened today at all..." right now?
You have to send something like
"I didn't think things would get so awkward today.
 I'm sorry."
before it's too late.

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:21:39 ID:lxM9Wdna
Finally caught up with you guys. Here's my two cents.

That he went to Akiba instead of Tokyuu Hands is just Molester going berserk as always, so I'll let it slide.

But the moment the girls were surprised by how creepy Akiba is, I'd have said
"It's kinda creepy here, huh? Let's go to Tokyuu Hands." It's a no-brainer for me.
But you dragged them all over main street for another hour or so instead?
Are you stupid?

And now you're going to wait? Are you retarded? This is going to be your undoing.

526 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:21:42 ID:R7irW5zo
>>521
>By the time I wake up tomorrow, I might already have an e-mail from them. And even if not, I'm sure we'll figure something out. Yeah.

That is VIP QUALITY.

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:21:43 ID:pzl5KwVL
>>430
Kansai never considered Molester as a love interest though.

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:22:26 ID:QoPYO48F
>>513
Go ahead. Give us something to laugh about.


Because the way this is going, it's going to be hilarious.


With opinions evenly split in the thread, I'm sure you don't really know what to do either, Molester.
You said you'll do what 444 says, but what do you really think?


529 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:22:35 ID:sFA/gl3e
If it was me, I'd let some time pass. A day, at least.
They say, if a date goes well, you should send an e-mail on the same day to leave an impression,
but if something bad happens, you should let some time pass and give the girl time to calm down.
You know how when someone's mad at you, they think they'll never forgive you, but once they've calmed down, they realize it wasn't that big a deal?

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:23:26 ID:gWiVVqAw





























There's no way they're going to reply if he sends an e-mail this latewwww

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:24:13 ID:mrEFhdD6
Tomorrow, huh? You'll contact them, right?
We'll have to come up with quite a high-level e-mail.


532 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:24:43 ID:1TXdJfyP
What exactly did the two girls find creepy about Akiba? I don't know because I've never been there.
Was it the people walking around there? Or was it the store windows plastered with eroge posters?

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:24:53 ID:R7irW5zo
>>530
I thought IE was bugging out again.

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:25:00 ID:iLwqrDFL
To me, it seems like >>512 is the one who should go out more.

Or he does, but is socially awkward as fuck.

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:26:11 ID:LRN4ButG
Looks like we'll have to rely on Kansai tomorrow to save our asses again,
but if you decided not to send anything, that's okay too.

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:26:15 ID:rlzM315d
Too many idiots here who don't have a clue how real human relationships work.
If he sends an e-mail now, he'll just come off as annoying.

537 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 00:26:34 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>532
It was probably the posters.
They contribute a lot to the look and feel of Akihabara.
They're also what clearly sets it apart from other parts of the city.

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:27:52 ID:4TMQfw/N
>>529
That's true.
I think it was mostly the initial shock that turned the girls off today.
Part of it may have a lasting effect, but I suspect that most of it will be water under the bridge
soon enough.

>>521
Just so you don't get your hopes up, I don't think you'll get an e-mail from them (at least, not about Akihabara).
If anyone's going to bring up the topic, it'll have to be you.

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:29:44 ID:gcNtaQ25
Am I the only one here
who still thinks this will get a good ending?

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:29:50 ID:bZYHH1Ub
>>536 Like you got a clue about real human relationships.

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:30:15 ID:Fgdc1Rj3
I bet, if Kansai and the girls saw this thread, they'd be creeped out even more.
That goes for... Crabses too.

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:30:25 ID:TXThFZYv
I don't think sending an e-mail now is a good idea.
But I'm also against "just waiting".

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:31:37 ID:rlzM315d
>>540
Well, I got more clue than the idiots saying "It's over if he doesn't send an e-mail!" though.

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:31:48 ID:1TXdJfyP
>>541
Whoawww That'd be the bestwwwwwwwwww

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:31:50 ID:yEcKu0Mi
Molester, aren't you glad this didn't have to end with you dumping pics of Kansai and Miss Undie, huh?

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:32:23 ID:oQfw1EkE
All you gotta do is apologize sincerely.
Like "I lied when I said I go there once a month. I'm sorry."


547 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:32:45 ID:onMq0+F2
>>539 Seconded.

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:32:59 ID:LRN4ButG
>>546
I see. So that's what he should apologize for.

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:33:16 ID:bZYHH1Ub
>>546 That's really badw

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:33:40 ID:sFA/gl3e
Stop fighting, guys! ヽ(`Д´)ノ
Even if you disagree, don't forget VIP QUALITY and chill!!

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:34:16 ID:PO2vax7w
>>536
Did you think Molester would just do what you say if you made it
seem like you have lots of experience with human relationships??
What a childish planwww

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:34:36 ID:4TMQfw/N
Miss Undie is a hopeless case now.
She's the type to never even talk to you again once she finds something really creepy about you.

But Kansai is the type to accept Molester's creepy, pathetic side
and laugh it off after talking about it.

For example, imagine the porn cassette you'd left in your VCR got accidentally played in front of the girls.
Kansai is the type to say "You watch crap like this?w" and laugh about it,
while Miss Undie is probably the type to whisper "...pervert." and avoid you forever.

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:35:00 ID:ZQtfQxDL
>>550
Don't worry, Molester's actions always have more than enough VIP QUALITY for all of uswwww
Half the people in this thread will never have that much QUALITY in their lifetimewwww
Bunch of apple-juice-hating faggotswwwwww Okaywwwwwww

554 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/25 00:35:31 ID:lTLAC2v9
Are you guys in any position to talk about human relationships when you can't even discuss something without fighting?

555 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:37:30 ID:rlzM315d
>>551
No, he doesn't have to do what I say.
Even if he sent an e-mail, it'd only make things more interesting, so it's okay with me.

I'm just saying that the guys, who seriously think he has to send an e-mail or everything will be over, are creepy.

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:37:44 ID:QoPYO48F

  Let's just forget about the events in Akihabara and never talk about them again.

Well, I'm sure the girls aren't even that bothered by it.

1. Clumsy Mr. Molester who takes you to Akiba without thinking about it
2. Otaku Mr. Molester who takes you to Akiba and is like "It's a normal town, isn't it?"
3. Paranoid Mr. Molester who takes you to Akiba and later apologizes for it

Which one will it be?

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:38:23 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>553
Okaywwwwwwww I guess I'll chill thenwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

As I thought, Akihabara isn't the kind of place normal people should go to unprepared...
I actually took a girl there once, but since we were only looking for PCs,
we steered clear of anime stores.
I still don't know how bad it really is, but it looks like I dodged a bullet that time...

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:39:13 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>556
My money is on 2.

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:39:35 ID:bZYHH1Ub
>>555 Stop calling everything you don't like creepy.

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:39:57 ID:maaE7E+Y
SO.
WHAT EXACTLY IS SO FUN ABOUT THIS THREAD?

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:40:12 ID:R7irW5zo
The moment Kansai and the girls came to your place, you became friends with them, or rather, you became Kansai's little brother.
(I'd posted you should go to their family restaurant right before that happened, but the girls beat me to the punch.)
Now they're just surprised that Kansai's lil bro took them to some strange hyperspace they had never been to. That's all.
And yet here we are discussing it to death and making doomsday predictions without any basis whatsoever.

Feel free to send an e-mail like "Thanks for yesterday." anytime you want tomorrow.
Then, we can finally get back on track again.

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:40:15 ID:/vdPN+NT
Not this guy again.

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:40:25 ID:1C1JaHaS
Molester is depressed and the VIPPERs are fighting.
Way too much negativity ITT today.

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:41:21 ID:mrEFhdD6
Oh, it's that cute kid from the other day again!


565 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:43:32 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>556
I too think that the girls aren't that bothered by it. At least, I'd like to think that.
But you have to consider the possibility that it is 2 against all expectations.
What if today's events exceeded Kansai's tol cap?
That would be really bad.

If you take Molester's report literally, I'd say it did exceed Kansai's tol cap.
That's what I'm worried about.

566 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:43:35 ID:jIowza76
Hey, I'm an otaku and on my way home from my shift, I always walk from Ochanomizu station to Ueno station
together with this (normie) girl and we always pass through Akihabara.
I haven't come out as an otaku yet, but if there was one thing she found creepy in Akihabara,
it was the art student scammers.
Or were the girls creeped out when they realized that OP is an otaku?

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:44:43 ID:R7irW5zo
I'm not going to say which post,
but dude, you watch too many shitty dramas. You idolize women way too much.

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:44:57 ID:oQfw1EkE
Why did you think it was a good idea to drag a victim of sexual abuse to the lion's den in the first place?
You have to at least show them that you're not like them or you'll be stuck with them forever.

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:45:31 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>567
Dude, say which postw

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:45:38 ID:qbQH9JC3
Since this is Molester we're talking about, I'm sure things will work out for him somehow in the end.
I expect Loli Jugs to play a big part in the next chapter of this story.

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:45:43 ID:1C1JaHaS
>>565
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about too.

Sorry, but what is tol cap?

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:47:15 ID:1TXdJfyP
>>571
Tolerance capacity.
How much she can tolerate.

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:47:47 ID:maaE7E+Y
I'M IMPRESSED YOU GUYS STILL REMEMBER ME!
BY THE WAY, CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS THREAD?

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:48:08 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>572
Should have said something funny therew

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:48:27 ID:1C1JaHaS
>>572
Kids these days use words like that?
Thanks for teaching this old man a new term.

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:48:36 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>571
Lol.
In this case, it stands for Kansai's tolerance capacity.
She might be able to laugh off a porn video cassette, but get seriously creeped out by something else.
That's her tol cap.

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:49:35 ID:qbQH9JC3
>>572
You did not only answer his question but even added an explanation. Your kindess will keep me awake all night with an erection.

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:50:04 ID:R7irW5zo
>>575
I bet 10000 that you'll end up confusing it with something else.

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:51:22 ID:GoOVgyTj
Why don't you e-mail Loli?
"I screwed up! Did the others tell you what happened?
They were quite creeped out. When I looked up Akiba, it seemed like a good idea, but I didn't think it was that bad."
Something like this.
 
 
Makes for a good transition to a Loli arc too.

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:51:47 ID:maaE7E+Y
I SEE PEOPLE POSTING LOL OR W! WHAT ARE THEY LAUGHING ABOUT?

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:52:31 ID:rlzM315d
>>580

Fucking lolwwwwwwwww

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:52:43 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>580
You're the only one who uses upper case W.

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:53:43 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>580
LOL

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:56:19 ID:gWiVVqAw
>>580 They're laughing about you.

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:56:36 ID:maaE7E+Y
SO IS THIS THREAD TRYING TO GO VIRAL BY ACTING LIKE IT'S VIRAL EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT?
LIKE TRAIN MAN DID?

IT'S JUST A RUSE CREATED BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE SAMEFAGGING IT ALL UP, ISN'T IT?

SO PATHETIC!

586 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 00:57:22 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>585
Eh? Train Man didn't go viral?!

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:57:38 ID:z0MMEKFG
w

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:57:42 ID:yEcKu0Mi
That's what bothers you?

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:58:14 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>585
I lol'd at how there's nothing to lol about in your post.

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:58:17 ID:gWiVVqAw
>>585
>>586

The novel has already sold 300,000 copies...

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:58:17 ID:R7irW5zo
>>585
So you wanted to be part of it?

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:58:18 ID:LRN4ButG
Nice.

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:59:04 ID:jbSUQin0
Finally caught up. Looks like Molester got hit bad...

Heeey, Molester, are you still awake?
Like someone else said earlier, focus on what to do next instead of what you've done.

You can't change something you've done even if you regret it.
All you can do is learn from your mistakes.
To regret something is to look back, but to learn from your mistake is to look forward.
I hope you were able to learn something from today's events, Molester...

How about asking the girls out to something completely different for a change?
Like to a theater play or a sports match...

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 00:59:18 ID:QoPYO48F
Not joining in discussions at all is Molester QUALI-

No, fuck that, join in even if only a little, you bastard! ヽ(`Д´)ノ I'm just ranting.

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:00:08 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>585
You're new to VIP, aren't you?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What's fun about these threads? Complaining about OP while grinning like a motherfucker iswwwwwwwwwwwwww
Also, these threads will never get turned into a book or get famouswwwwwwwwwww Pffwwwwwwwwwwwww

596 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 01:01:16 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>593
Learning from my mistakes, huh?
All I got out of today is the reaffirmation that my interests and hobbies will never be accepted by normal people.
Looking back, I'm really glad that I didn't get carried away and send them pics of my snakes.

Alright, Futakoi is starting.
Watching the OP after what happened today hurts a little.

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:01:28 ID:R7irW5zo
>>595
You are a true VIPPER.

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:01:30 ID:yEcKu0Mi
I recently started watching anime because I was curious what kind of anime Molester likes
and now I'm hooked to anime.
Whoawwwww Futakoi is startingwwwwwwww

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:01:32 ID:maaE7E+Y
WELL, WHATEVER THIS THREAD IS, I'M HERE TO CRUSH IT!

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:01:55 ID:mrEFhdD6
I lol'd at how we went from ignoring >>585 to ganging up on him in just a few posts. LOL

601 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:02:09 ID:sFA/gl3e
Ohh, so this is Futakoi?
They all have the same face. I can't tell them apart.

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:02:38 ID:maaE7E+Y
MOLESTER MAN IS CREE~~~~~~~~~EEPY!

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:03:10 ID:yEcKu0Mi
The most important thing in this world is timing.
Ogura Yuuko just said so.

604 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:03:22 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>599
You were really entertaining last time,
but you should work on your exits.
Hope you can entertain us more this time!

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:03:39 ID:maaE7E+Y
MOLESTER MAN, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING ANYWAY?WWWWW

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:05:04 ID:maaE7E+Y
I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW YOU GUYS CAN WASTE SO MUCH TIME ON THIS OTAKU'S FANFIC...


YOU MUST BE BORED OUT OF YOUR MINDS!
FUCKING SHUT-INS.

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:05:13 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>605 What are you laughing at with those W's?

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:05:16 ID:R7irW5zo
Ouch.

Almost made fun of my teacher for her camisole.

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:05:24 ID:jbSUQin0
>>605
He's a student.

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:05:25 ID:sFA/gl3e
Holy shitwwwwwwwwwwww He came to crush a thread in VIPwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

611 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:05:28 ID:/vdPN+NT
560 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 00:39:57 ID:maaE7E+Y
SO.
WHAT EXACTLY IS SO FUN ABOUT THIS THREAD?

573 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 00:47:47 ID:maaE7E+Y
I'M IMPRESSED YOU GUYS STILL REMEMBER ME!
BY THE WAY, CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS THREAD?

580 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 00:51:47 ID:maaE7E+Y
I SEE PEOPLE POSTING LOL OR W! WHAT ARE THEY LAUGHING ABOUT?

585 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 00:56:36 ID:maaE7E+Y
SO IS THIS THREAD TRYING TO GO VIRAL BY ACTING LIKE IT'S VIRAL EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT?
LIKE TRAIN MAN DID?

IT'S JUST A RUSE CREATED BY A GROUP OF PEOPLE SAMEFAGGING IT ALL UP, ISN'T IT?

SO PATHETIC!


The "I'm totally clueless" series sells a million copieswwww

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:06:14 ID:Fgdc1Rj3
Loli: "Where did you buy those self-defense products?"
Miss Understanding: ".................."

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:06:54 ID:ZQtfQxDL
>>605
WWWW Those are some huge-ass letterswwwwwvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv


614 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:07:05 ID:maaE7E+Y
AH! I GET IT!
YOU GUYS CAN ENJOY THIS STORY BECAUSE YOU'RE SHUT-INS!

GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM MORE! YOU'LL SEE HOW PATHETIC THIS FANFIC IS!

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:07:13 ID:LpYaPpOL
I'm watching Futakoi for the first time.
There are two sets of twins in this anime? Is this anime fun to watch?

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:07:17 ID:R7irW5zo
This guy's like that dude from the pinball threads in the slots board who always goes "Wha?" or "Huh?" all the time.

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:07:42 ID:sFA/gl3e
Umm... Is Futakoi always like this?
It's so boringwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww What the hell is this?wwwwwwwwwwwww

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:07:49 ID:GtfOLunE
I feel like we've entered bad end territory here.

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:08:05 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>614
(;´∀`) ......oh boy......

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:09:07 ID:/vdPN+NT
614 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 01:07:05 ID:maaE7E+Y
AH! I GET IT!
YOU GUYS CAN ENJOY THIS STORY BECAUSE YOU'RE SHUT-INS!

GET OUT OF YOUR ROOM MORE! YOU'LL SEE HOW PATHETIC THIS FANFIC IS!


↑↑↑↑↑ This is coming from a real shut-in who left his room for the first time the other day, so guys, do what he says and go out more!www ↑↑↑↑↑

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:09:36 ID:maaE7E+Y
WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU GO FOR A LUNCH WITH THE WOMAN WHO MISTOOK YOU FOR A MOLESTER IN THE FIRST PLACE?WWWW

622 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:09:44 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>614
Are you stupid?wwwwwwwwww People have always enjoyed reading about others romanceswwwwwwwwwwwwww
What does it matter if it's real or made-up if it's enjoyable?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
If reality's so important to you, why don't you give yourself a makeover so girls come to you to ask for love advice?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:10:27 ID:gWiVVqAw
maaE7E+Y is totally serious about everything he says.

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:10:30 ID:R7irW5zo
Looks like you've done your homework, you stubborn little bastard.

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:10:50 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>614
I feel like you're trying hard, but you're coming off a bit weak compared to last time.
So, what are the W's in >>605 for? What are you laughing about?

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:11:21 ID:sFA/gl3e
Oh crapwwwwwwwwww ← I can't stop using these anymorewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:12:36 ID:maaE7E+Y
SO THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS ASKING YOU GUYS FOR ADVICE?!WWWWWW
YOU GUYS WHO ARE IN LOVE WITH ANIME CHARACTERS?WWWWW
WOW... GOOD THING IT'S ALL FICTIONAL...

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:13:17 ID:P2GuvKk3
Someone tell me what's happening in Futakoi.

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:14:06 ID:/vdPN+NT
>>627
When you get on my level, people start avoiding you in your fantasies too. (´ω`;)

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:14:25 ID:rlzM315d
>>627
What's with that weed growing behind your sentences?

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:14:27 ID:LpYaPpOL
Molester, do you go to Futakoi Valentine's Day events and stuff?

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:15:07 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>627
Are you going to ignore all questions?
Why do you start your sentences with "so"? Did you come to some sort of a conclusion or what?
So, what are the W's in >>605 for?

633 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:15:24 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>631
What? There are Valentine's Day events for an anime?

634 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:15:30 ID:maaE7E+Y
LET ME TRY MAKING UP A STORY TOO THEN!


I GOT TOTALLY MISTAKEN FOR A SAILOR MOON MOLESTERWWWWWWW

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:16:14 ID:674REM0y
>>596
Those eroge posters you see in Akiba...
They're beyond what you'd call creepy or otaku-ish.
Beyond some grown-ass man talking about how cute Pretty Cure is.
They're actually physically revolting.
They cause this feeling of disgust, that almost resembles anger, to well up from deep inside you.

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:16:39 ID:/vdPN+NT
>>634
That's so lame. End yourself.

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:17:06 ID:P2GuvKk3
I think his w's are W's because he accidentally turned on caps lock
and he doesn't know how to turn them back to normal.

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:17:15 ID:maaE7E+Y
HOW OLD ARE YOU GUYS?WWW


639 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:17:28 ID:gWiVVqAw
>>634 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Molester Man

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:17:58 ID:g9eqBeYi
>>638
You got a big mouth, my friend.

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:18:03 ID:YfG6DJMI
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               Kansai            Miss Undie

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:18:15 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>638
I'm 24wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm a job-hunting NEEEEEET. Problem?wwwwwwwwwwww

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:18:23 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>638
HOW OLD ARE YOU?WWWWWWWW

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:18:25 ID:LpYaPpOL
>>633
I saw a commercial of Futakoi that said they're going to do a Valentine's Day event.

645 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:18:37 ID:iLwqrDFL
Finally caught up.
I wrote "Finally caught up" the moment I got home, but decided to take a bath and play a video game first and look at the time now.

I know... I've missed everything.
But the man who likes to post serious replies in a thread about a made-up story is back.

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:19:11 ID:YfG6DJMI
I'm the type of person who doesn't have the faintest clue what Futakoi is.
Soomeone please tell me.
In 10 words.

647 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:19:51 ID:maaE7E+Y
EWWW YOU'RE 24?!
THAT'S SO CREEPY!
I BEG YOU, PLEASE JUST DON'T GET A LITTLE GIRL INVOLVED IN THIS, OKAY?

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:20:31 ID:674REM0y
>>646
I read School Rumble and Strawberry 100% just to understand this threadw
I must say I was pretty impressed with myself.

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:20:36 ID:/vdPN+NT
634 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 01:15:30 ID:maaE7E+Y
LET ME TRY MAKING UP A STORY TOO THEN!


I GOT TOTALLY MISTAKEN FOR A SAILOR MOON MOLESTERWWWWWWW


↑↑↑↑ It's always guys like this without common sense who always commit crimes ↓↓↓↓


647 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 01:19:51 ID:maaE7E+Y
EWWW YOU'RE 24?!
THAT'S SO CREEPY!
I BEG YOU, PLEASE JUST DON'T GET A LITTLE GIRL INVOLVED IN THIS, OKAY?

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:21:01 ID:BS4fzJ3F
Looks like we got some mold growing in this thread.

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:21:23 ID:maaE7E+Y
>>643
I'M 17.
SO? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:21:49 ID:LpYaPpOL
>>646
The twins are full of moe.
But I just watched it for the first time, so I don't really know much either...

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:21:54 ID:/vdPN+NT
If he's like this at only 17, I'm sure his parents have already given up on him. I pity his parents............

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:22:32 ID:R7irW5zo
I can't believe he really is just some kid. Go to sleep and wet the bed.

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:22:49 ID:iLwqrDFL
Well, the way I imagine Miss Undie in my head... she'd go

"So this is the kind of stuff boys are into.................. I wonder if Mr. Molester would like it if I did that to him next time. (in a very small voice)"
This kind of positive thinking will get you through everything.

......Oops, I'm getting super off-topic...... orz

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:23:16 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>647
I don't get what being 24 has anything to do with little girlswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You've never heard of the word "coherency", have you?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
At least, learn to have a conversation before you come herewwwwwwwwwww

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:23:21 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>651
Eh? You tell me.

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:23:44 ID:/vdPN+NT
>>655
That's a bit too far-fetched and delusional, brother.

Don't worry, we'll be back on topic soon enough.

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:23:53 ID:maaE7E+Y
BUT DAMN, YOU GUYS ARE CREEPY!
YOU SHOULD USE THAT CREEPINESS FOR THE GOOD OF THIS WORLD OR SOMETHING!

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:24:08 ID:jbSUQin0
How come it's always idiots who like to look down on others?

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:24:13 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>653
No need to act all superior in this tiny corner of the digital world called Internet.

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:24:23 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>642
You're not a NEET if you're seriously looking for a job.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:24:27 ID:sFA/gl3e
I'm getting tired of replying to him.

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:24:49 ID:674REM0y
>>651
You're just lonely. Admit it.
You like it here because we're all so nice and give you so much attention.

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:24:59 ID:LRN4ButG
Digital world.

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:25:33 ID:/vdPN+NT
Digital world.

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:25:39 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>662
Wha!? Really?
Which reminds me, there is the famous saying "I think working is for losers."
Does having the will to work disqualify you from being a NEET?

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:26:11 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>659
You seem a little more desperate today. Are you not feeling well?

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:26:43 ID:iLwqrDFL
Guys, delusions are wonderful.

For example, when you go limp while having seicross with your wife, just imagine a lewd pic you like and............ voilà.

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:26:48 ID:lxM9Wdna
In b4 ID:maaE7E+Y's mom or physician in charge comes to get him.

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:26:57 ID:maaE7E+Y
YOU GUYS ARE SO LAME! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO PROVOCATION!

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:27:06 ID:sFA/gl3e
The art in the commercials and the actual show are so differentw
So this is the kind of shit you otaku find moe?

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:27:50 ID:7VjCxdn7
>>646
Twin girls (*´д`*) gasp gasp

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:27:54 ID:674REM0y
>>671
What's wrong? If you got something on your mind, tell us.
You don't seem like yourself today.

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:28:22 ID:R7irW5zo
Guys, stop making fun of him and just ignore him.
Did Molester run off again?

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:28:30 ID:/vdPN+NT
>>671
YOU'RE SO LAME! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO PROVOCATION!

677 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 01:28:39 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>672
To be honest, I don't want you to misunderstand otaku after only having watched something like Futakoi.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:28:49 ID:maaE7E+Y
HEY!
POST SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING!
OR I'M GOING TO SLEEP!
YOU MORONS!

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:28:49 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>675
He's probably in an anime live watching thread.

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:29:06 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>672
Hey! That's like admitting defeat! Dude, something must be wrong with you today! Are you okay?

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:29:15 ID:TtD4pTyo
As soon as Molester fucks up, WWW-boy makes a comeback.
I must say, Molester is one dumb motherfucker.
To think he took them to Akiba...... ( ´,_ゝ`) Pff.

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:29:17 ID:YfG6DJMI
>>677
Don't worry, we all know you're an otaku.

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:29:20 ID:z0MMEKFG
>>671
You're so cool, man. You have my respect.

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:29:48 ID:jbSUQin0
>>678
What a disappointment. I thought you were the one who could finally get my dick hard.

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:29:51 ID:iLwqrDFL
You know, I bet the girls were only so surprised today because it was their first time in a place like Akiba.
I don't think Kansai and Miss Undie would have changed their mind about Molester even if he'd had shadow seicross with the posters right there on the street.

686 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:29:52 ID:YfG6DJMI
Is it just me or does Molester always come and go very abruptly?

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:29:55 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>677
Ah, there you arew
So what's the right and what's the wrong way to understand otaku?

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:29:57 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>677
I wish Kansai could read this postw

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:30:52 ID:TtD4pTyo
>>677
This isn't the time to be running your mouth about thatw
Your back is against the wall, you know?

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:31:17 ID:maaE7E+Y
HEY! LET'S MEET UP OFFLINE!
I'LL MAKE SURE ALL YOU CREEPY OTAKU GROVEL TO ME!WWWW

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:31:28 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>685
That would make even me change my mind about Molester...

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:31:42 ID:YfG6DJMI
Lovelorn man. LOL

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:31:55 ID:yEcKu0Mi
>>690
TOMORROW IN AKIBA AT 8PM, OKAY?WWWWWWWWWWW

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:32:36 ID:iLwqrDFL
I know what Molester should do.

Go to the family restaurant Kansai and the girls work at first thing tomorrow
and scream "A year's worth of smile with more sauce than usual please!" at them at the reception.

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:32:57 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>690

>I'LL MAKE SURE TO GROVEL IN FRONT OF ALL YOU CREEPY OTAKU!WWWW

is where I stopped reading.

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:33:09 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>678
Something seems off about you! What happened to your energy? You got me worried now!

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:33:17 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>667
Yeah, exactly.
Being unemployed doesn't make you a NEET,
Being unemployed and lacking the will to work makes you a NEET.

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:33:37 ID:maaE7E+Y
WHERE IN AKIHABARA DO WE MEET UP?
AT MCDONALDS?WWWWWW
IN FRONT OF SATO MUSEN?WWWW

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:33:40 ID:nzcVC1EY
So many people without a sense of humor.
Like this guy: >>694

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:33:54 ID:OFeaBZ0w
Hey, let's all go visit

the CC Sakura board:
http://c-au.2ch.net/test/-/sakura/

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:33:58 ID:R7irW5zo
>>694
That's a risky move. I'd like to volunteer to go in his stead.

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:35:02 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>694
>with more sauce than usual
Lol.

Wait, I suddenly figured it all out.
You know how girls get speechless in front of the person they like?
And the two girls got quiet all of a sudden, right?
SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS?

703 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:35:42 ID:yEcKu0Mi
>>698
DRINK COCA COLA AND WAIT FOR ME ON THE 2ND FLOOR OF MCDONALDSWWWW
DRINK COLA LIKE THE KID YOU AREWWWWW
AND WAIT FOR ME, 17-YEAR-OLDWWWWWWWWWW

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:36:15 ID:maaE7E+Y
>>694
"A year's worth of smile with more sauce than usual please!"
↑ DID YOU THINK THIS WAS FUNNY?

TOO BAD!!!!!

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:36:18 ID:TtD4pTyo
>>702
You mean there's an otaku in Akiba who stole their hearts and left them speechless?

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:36:42 ID:/vdPN+NT
>>698
Say.
What's so funny?

707 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:36:45 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>702
I see! So that's what happened!!
You're a geniuswww

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:36:48 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>698
You can't go out today though, can you? You're feeling a bit under the weather, right? You're not your usual self.

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:37:08 ID:kkATwMC+
Molester = ID:nzcVC1EY


Quit samefagging.


710 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:37:15 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>699
Come on, don't be like that.
Just like VIP is your blog, it's my blog too.
Don't worry, someone is bound to post something you find funny in some thread sometime.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:37:55 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>697
Wow... So I'm not a NEET anymore...
What is this strangely familiar sensation? Reminds me of that time I got circumcised...

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:38:45 ID:674REM0y
>>707
I got it too when I read your post.
That's some deep shitw

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:39:02 ID:jbSUQin0
>>711
Please elaboratew

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:39:48 ID:maaE7E+Y
>>711
HUH?
WAS THAT YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE?WWWWW

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:40:08 ID:nzcVC1EY
I'm not Molester.
I just wanted to point out our differences in sense of humor.

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:41:21 ID:maaE7E+Y
WHAT'S DEEP ABOUT WANTING MORE SAUCE THAN USUAL?
IS THAT AN INNUENDO?
EVEN MIDDLE SCHOOLERS DON'T MAKE JOKES LIKE THAT ANYMORE, OLD MAN!

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:41:56 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>714
Eh? Of all posts, why that one?

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:42:03 ID:TtD4pTyo
Well, if there's any lesson to be learned from this, it's that Molester should listen to the VIPPERs a bit more.
Not everyone here wants you to crash and burn for the lulz.

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:42:55 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>713
I feel both relieved and like something is missing.
>>714
It wasn't meant as a joke, I only posted what I felt.

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:43:03 ID:jbSUQin0
Molester, are you still awake?

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:43:15 ID:BS4fzJ3F
Wow, what the hell happened in this thread?
We're on VIP, guys.
Someone post some tits or something.
With a timestamp.

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:43:33 ID:iLwqrDFL
For some reason, the thread feels very different today.

Is this how it's going to be like from now on?

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:43:45 ID:R7irW5zo
>>702
....................................(in a very small voice)

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:44:09 ID:maaE7E+Y
MAN, THIS THREAD IS SO LAME!
I'M GOING TO BED NOW! UNTIL NEXT TIME!

725 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 01:44:10 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>720
Like I said, I'm staying awake until today's anime program ends.
I can only post during the commercials though.

726 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:44:18 ID:QoPYO48F
Is everyone fighting because Molester can't make up his mind?

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:44:35 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>721
We get along with trolls too.
That is VIP QUALITY.
And what's your story? Why the sudden post?

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:44:54 ID:674REM0y
>>726
I think we're just bored.

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:46:23 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>724
Your performance wasn't very good today. You weren't as energetic. Come again when nothing's happening in the thread.
I'll be waiting for you. Good night.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:46:32 ID:iLwqrDFL
If I was new to this thread, I'd think it's game over for OP, but we've been through this kind of situation lots of times now...

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:46:52 ID:R7irW5zo
>>724 ノシ
Don't forget to brush your teeth!

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733 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:47:28 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>724
Kids should go to bed early.
And never show yourself here again.

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:48:13 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>727
Ahh, I see. So that is VIP QUALITY, huh?
I just got here, so I haven't figured out who's trolling and who's not.
So, how long until a goddess shows up?

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:48:19 ID:sFA/gl3e
http://wch.s5.x-beat.com/img-box/img20041108123011.jpg
http://wch.s5.x-beat.com/img-box/img20041104204612.jpg
http://wch.s5.x-beat.com/img-box/img20041104204500.jpg
http://wch.s5.x-beat.com/img-box/img20041103170457.jpg

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:48:45 ID:4j8vTpNM
After seeing how creeped out Miss Understanding and Kansai were by Akiba, I'm extremely intrigued what it's really like.
That's how they reacted to the most normal part of Akiba, right? Wouldn't they be even more creeped out if they got to know the real Molester?

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:49:19 ID:iLwqrDFL
That reminds me, we haven't gotten any new reports from the observation squads since the last one.
I wonder what happened to them... Have they actually all come back empty-handed this time?

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:49:25 ID:R7irW5zo
>>736
I'd argue that even the most normal part of Akiba is far from normal.

739 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 01:50:26 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>735
The second one is so good.

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:50:55 ID:jbSUQin0
>>736
But remember how they didn't seem disturbed even after seeing the moe manga in Molester's room? Especially Kansai.
There must have been something else that caused them to react like that. I'm sure of it.

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:51:19 ID:iLwqrDFL
I'm in Central Japan here... Akihabara is a little too far away for a day trip... Damn it.

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:51:30 ID:sFA/gl3e
http://www.kiken.jp/adult/who/imgbox/img20041125005604.jpg
http://www.kiken.jp/adult/who/imgbox/img20041124015838.jpg
http://www.kiken.jp/adult/who/imgbox/img20041123034043.jpg
http://www.kiken.jp/adult/who/imgbox/img20041123033843.jpg

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:51:46 ID:/vdPN+NT
>>740
Moe manga and straight up porn are two different things.

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:51:53 ID:Uvt6qDm1
Finally caught up. (;´Д`)
I'm back, you guys.

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:52:09 ID:yEcKu0Mi
>>739
Seconded.

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:52:19 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>740
No, what they saw in Molester's room was a SFW book cover.

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:52:41 ID:sFA/gl3e
That picture reminds me of Shawshank Redemption.

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:53:19 ID:sFA/gl3e
Ah, it was an hommage?w

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:53:26 ID:jbSUQin0
>>746
Ah... Really? My bad then. (´・ω・`)

750 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:53:27 ID:iLwqrDFL
Since when is this a porn dump thread?


My dick is diamonds though.

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:53:49 ID:674REM0y
>>743
Yeah, that stuff in Akiba is definitely not normal.
But that's exactly what Molester said was normal to him.
He should explain to them that not all otaku have the same interests.

752 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 01:54:15 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>740
It's not like they actually saw it.
They only saw its cover.

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:55:14 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>750
I figured it would get everyone to relax.
Anything would have been fine as long as it has tits.
I don't regret a thing.

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:55:28 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>751
I doubt explaining it after the fact will help much...

I bet the equation otaku = gundams is burned into their minds now.
And changing their minds won't be easy...

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:56:04 ID:WkaWd6aG
VVVVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvvvvv

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:56:28 ID:BS4fzJ3F
Yeah, it's abnormal. The whole area is abnormal.
It has an abnormally high male to female ratio too.
I saw it with my own two eyes today.

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 01:59:42 ID:mrEFhdD6
Tomorrow, he should write them something like

"It was creepy, wasn't it? Don't let it get you down."

Don't you guys think so too? Just so they don't feel like they have to dance around the issue.

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:00:39 ID:iLwqrDFL
I wish I could go see what Akihabara is like to satisfy my curiosity.
I've never been to Comiket either.

Once in my life, I want to go to the holy land, taste the air, and pop a boner proudly.

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:00:52 ID:P2GuvKk3
Yeah, I think Molester should e-mail them.
If he doesn't want them to have a wrong image of him, that is.

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:01:44 ID:sFA/gl3e
Just like you run into lots of trannies in Shibuya, fashionistas in Harajuku,
wannabe celebs on Roppongi Keyakizaka Street,
you run into lots of otaku in Akihabara, but they didn't know that, huh...
I guess they'd never seen anything like that...

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:02:43 ID:iLwqrDFL
Speaking of which, has any of the girls ever e-mailed or called Molester just to chat?

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:03:27 ID:jbSUQin0
More important than that,
I just want to know what Kansai honestly thinks about today's events.

(・∀・) Send an e-mail!

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:03:41 ID:QoPYO48F
I tried watching Futakoi because Molester said it's an interesting anime

and now I understand why Molester took the girls to Akihabara. This guy doesn't have any common sense.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:03:43 ID:sFA/gl3e
Wasn't his bold declaration that he goes there once a month the bigger mistake?
Though it looks like they already knew about his interests.
Why'd you come out as an otaku in the first place, Molester?w

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:03:44 ID:4j8vTpNM
>>759
But their image of him isn't wrong.

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:03:53 ID:674REM0y
Until now, they thought
anime = otaku
but from now on, it's going to be
2D porn (loli) = otaku
in their minds instead.

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:04:24 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>762
What if her e-mails suddenly become super stiff and formal?w

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:04:55 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>761
I only remember that one time Kansai called on her way from her classroom to the parking lot.

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:05:05 ID:iLwqrDFL
I'm not sure, but if Molester doesn't make Kansai and the girls understand that Akihabara is an essential part of him,
won't it make it really hard for him to stay friends with them?

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:05:20 ID:bZYHH1Ub
>>763 To be fair, Futakoi was quite poorly received.

771 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:06:12 ID:BS4fzJ3F
It was
otaku ≒ creepy ≠ Molester
until today...


772 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:06:28 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>762
Kansai: "Ah, that place? What was it like again? I don't remember what happened after we got off the train."

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:06:46 ID:sFA/gl3e
Molester = anime otaku = that horrible day in Akihabara

You just have to add something to this equation that can outweigh the negative.
Don't you have any redeeming qualities?

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:07:28 ID:lxM9Wdna
Now that it's come to this, the fact that Kansai's parting phrase was
"See you" instead of "Bye."
is the only thing that gives me hope.

I don't see any other signs of hope.

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:08:26 ID:674REM0y
I still believe that OP's KAKUHEN mode is still in full effect! (in a very small voice)

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:08:55 ID:mrEFhdD6
Her "See you" might have just been her kind way of saying goodbye without hurting him though.

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:08:57 ID:QoPYO48F
>>770
Yeah, right?wwwww
I feel like we need to reaffirm Molester's personality.
He's an otaku, but nothing like your typical otaku. He tries to hide it, but he's so weird it keeps showing.

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:09:21 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>774
I personally can't stand the phrase "See you",
but I doubt that most people mean much when they say it. It's just something you say when you want to say goodbye.

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:12:00 ID:BS4fzJ3F
If Molester had to choose between Kansai and Akiba,

I wonder what he would do.

780 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 02:12:55 ID:QTGWb3t9
No, wait, I remember posting that Futakoi is "pretty interesting",
but I'm sure I meant it in the sense of "pretty interesting for a low-tier anime".

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:15:20 ID:QoPYO48F
>>779
He'd say some shit like "You can't compare a person with a place." and evade the question.
Kansai >>>>>> (unclimbable wall that separates 3D and 2D) >>>>>> anime
This much is for certain.



782 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:15:36 ID:QsWhXGWm
I missed everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could have been there when that weird troll showed up. ('A`)
I bet he only did it to liven up this dying thread.

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:15:48 ID:yEcKu0Mi
They really only air anime in this time slot.
It wasn't this bad until recently, was it?

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:16:52 ID:LRN4ButG
>>780
What's with you and your short sporadic posts?

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:17:20 ID:QoPYO48F
>>781
I put the signs the wrong way around. _| ̄|○
>>780
You did? In any case, it was really boring.


786 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:19:29 ID:/MasHB6R
Whoawwwwwwwwwww Hang in therewwwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwwww
Fucking lolwwwww Pffffwwwwww

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:20:58 ID:R7irW5zo
>>784
Reminds me of a certain admin.

788 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:22:05 ID:maaE7E+Y
OKAY, LOOK, THIS IS A FICTIONAL STORY, SO STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT ENDING JUST LIKE THAT WITHOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING.
IT'S BOUND TO FULFILL SOME OF THE READERS' EXPECTATIONS TO SOME DEGREE.

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:22:07 ID:iLwqrDFL
Uhh, I googled the anime but I still don't have a clue what it's about...
All I found out is that the title reads "Futakoi" and not "Soukoi".

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:24:11 ID:bZYHH1Ub
>>783 A while ago, they used to air a Hello! Project show in this time slot.

791 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/25 02:32:24 ID:lAPXzWNj
People only feel an aversion for something
when something changes or something is new.

Everyone was against the consumption tax when it was introduced, but now everyone acts like it's every citizen's obligation to pay them.

Give Kansai and Miss Undie enough time
to calm down and process what happened,
and they might understand you one day.










I doubt it though.

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:32:38 ID:674REM0y
788 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/25 02:22:05 ID:maaE7E+Y
OKAY, LOOK, THIS IS A FICTIONAL STORY, SO STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT ENDING JUST LIKE THAT WITHOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING.
IT'S BOUND TO FULFILL SOME OF THE READERS' EXPECTATIONS TO SOME DEGREE.
^^^^^^^^^^
Hang in there. Don't give up.

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:34:26 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>792
Just ignore him...
I'm off to my part-time job. Don't stay up too late, guys.

794 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:34:40 ID:QsWhXGWm
>>792
We shouldn't pick on him anymore. I feel bad for him.
He gets bullied at school, so let's let him act tough on the Internet, at least.

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:34:41 ID:jbSUQin0
>>792
Ah... I was going to post that... (´・ω・`)

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:35:08 ID:P0RvcBQx
Is he posting from a cell phone? Or is he a foreigner?

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:35:56 ID:iLwqrDFL
Alright, I can tell you guys are thirsty for bloodw
That side of you guys makes me aroused.

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:37:58 ID:674REM0y
>>793-794
Sorry, guys, this post was just a reflex.

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:39:43 ID:jbSUQin0
Man, Molester is so devoted to his anime...

He should just give Kansai a call for starters.

It might liven up things a little, at least! (・∀・)

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:39:48 ID:Fy0AoHAd
>>Molester
What are your plans for today?

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:40:41 ID:d877B9Lq
Do something!

802 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 02:42:22 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>800
Masturbate, sleep, surf the net, 2ch, and maybe do some of my assignments...

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:44:35 ID:jbSUQin0
>>802
Maybe this has already been answered, but what's your major, Molester??

804 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 02:45:40 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>803
I can't tell you the name because it'd make it too easy to find out who I am,
but it's like a mix of management and economics with some IT mixed in.

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:46:11 ID:iLwqrDFL
One thing I realized is that the tables have turned.
The new dynamic between Kansai, Miss Undie, and Molester
is a lot like that between Molester and Loli yesterday.

Remember how we were talking about waiting for an apology from Loli?

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:48:37 ID:QoPYO48F
>>805
And we were arguing about whether he should e-mail her or not too.

807 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:49:56 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>805
I feel like the situation is completely different,
but I see where you're coming from.

I still think he should send a casual apology e-mail.
It should be easy enough to send one to Kansai...

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:52:25 ID:iLwqrDFL
"Sorry about yesterday, you seemed a little taken aback."
A casual e-mail should suffice, no?
Or a call.

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:53:42 ID:jbSUQin0
>>804
Ahh, you're a humanities major? I had you pegged as a science major for some reason. What a surprise.

>>808
I second this. Actually, if it was up to me, I'd give her a call and then say "Whoops☆ Called the wrong number." just to see how she reactsw


810 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:54:11 ID:sFA/gl3e
A casual apology would just make it seem like he's saying
"I'm completely fine with Akiba, but I guess it was a bit too much for you guys..."
wouldn't it?
Though I suppose that goes for a serious apology too, huh...

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:55:31 ID:BS4fzJ3F
Actually, the problem at hand here can't be solved by simply apologizing, casually or seriously.

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:56:31 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>810
Now that they know that he goes there once a month,
it'll sound like that no matter how his apology is worded.

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:57:25 ID:Fgdc1Rj3
Kansai: "See you... (hopefully never again)"

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:57:54 ID:BS4fzJ3F
I'd wait till Saturday and if there's still no word from the girls, Molester should send
"I promised I'd treat you to Aussie beef the other day, remember?"
and ask Kansai out.

At that point, Akihabara will have become a distant memory.

815 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:58:39 ID:QsWhXGWm
When I think about that time they suddenly came to his apartment,
I'm positive that they were just creeped out by the weird vibes in Akiba and it doesn't mean they suddenly hate Molester now.
Plus, Kansai has already been aware that Molester is an otaku for quite some time now.
Not to mention, he had told Kansai about taking them to Akiba beforehand,
so it's not like he dragged them there out of the blue. I don't see why he should apologize for it.
Sending a simple e-mail like
"I guess Akiba was a bit too too much for normal girls, huh?"
should be more than enough imo.

Don't know about Miss Understanding though.

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:58:46 ID:mrEFhdD6
"You guys seemed creeped out. That kind of place just isn't for girls, huh? I didn't mean no harm."
Something like this?

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:59:45 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>810
No, I meant something more like
"Yesterday didn't go so well, huh?
 I shouldn't have taken you guys to Akihabara, of all places."
or so.

Huh? It always ends up sounding like in 810.
Isn't there a way to word it without making Molester sound like that...?

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 02:59:58 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>811
I'm just worried the recent events might have caused them to distance themselves from him.
I feel like it'll be too late if he doesn't contact them soon, even if he has to use an excuse.

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:00:30 ID:LRN4ButG
He should just tell them Akihabara wasn't that weird when he was there last month.

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:00:31 ID:QoPYO48F
She'd just reply
"If you knew it wasn't for girls, then why'd you take us there ?!"

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:01:08 ID:M2w7/GnW
Imo Akiahabara even smells weird.

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:02:25 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>819
That's it!!

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:02:58 ID:iLwqrDFL
I bet you, even Kansai must be thinking

"Oh no, Molester must have noticed how creeped out I was... I didn't mean to hurt him, but it feels kind of awkward to contact him first."

right now.

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:03:58 ID:BS4fzJ3F
Emphasizing the fact that they're girls in a situation like this only makes you sound like you're belittling them.
Besides, that's not how Molester usually treats Kansai in their e-mail conversations...

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:06:15 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>824
Okay then.
"Looks like Akihabara is not the best place to go shopping. I should have taken you somewhere else. My bad.
Let's go to a fancier place next time!!"
How about this?

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:06:29 ID:BS4fzJ3F
...I feel like Akihabara wasn't to blame for all of it.
Molester must have done something else he just isn't aware of.
Like staring at the posters too much, for example.

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:07:27 ID:mrEFhdD6
>>820
A reply like that from Kansai would help so much right now.
I feel like, when you're dealing with Kansai, it's better to be straightforward than beating around the bush.
She came straight to the point when Molester was trying to explain to Miss Understanding why he lied to her, remember?
If you keep pussyfooting around, she'll just see right through it.


828 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:07:38 ID:iLwqrDFL
Okay, how about simply sending

"Did I fuck up?"

instead?

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:07:48 ID:lxM9Wdna
By the way, aren't there any women in this thread?
I want to hear a woman's opinion on this whole situation.

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:08:15 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>825
I wouldn't suggest going shopping for self-defense products again for the time being
if I was OP.
At least, until enough time has passed and things have cooled down.

831 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:08:49 ID:BS4fzJ3F
The opinion of a woman who comes to a place like VIP won't help much though.

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:09:21 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>830
Didn't they already buy self-defense products?

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:09:40 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>831
Aren't there any women on VIP who are like Kansai?

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:09:48 ID:iLwqrDFL
When you write an e-mail to Miss Undie, however,
I think you'd do well to start off with a "Sorry." to calm her down first.

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:09:59 ID:sFA/gl3e
>>830
No, I meant asking them out for something fun, not shopping for self-defense products.

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:10:41 ID:P2GuvKk3
Are you still here, Molester?
Look how many people are still posting
even though it's this late.

That's how


  SERIOUS THIS ISSUE IS.

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:11:32 ID:sFA/gl3e
Alright then, imagine you told a fujoshi that you want to buy a new PC, but she was like
"Let's go to Akihabara then. They have lots of PC stores there."
and dragged you all the way to Akihabara. Now you know how the girls must feel.

838 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:11:52 ID:4j8vTpNM
>>836
This thread is probably the last thing he wants to see right now.

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:11:54 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>836
Is it just me or have we been dealing with a serious issue every other day lately?

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:13:21 ID:jbSUQin0
>>836
I even took tomorrow off just to be here for Molester... Pfffwwwwwww

But all jokes and banter aside, how about we VIPPERs analyze Molester's options
and present the best three of them to him in a visual novel format? (・∀・)

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:13:25 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>839
To be fair, we got to witness Molester maneuver through it with his brilliant handling every time.

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:13:29 ID:iLwqrDFL
In my experience, once they get used to it, they'll learn to ignore the weird stuff... or so I hope.

And then they'll learn to enjoy even Akihabara.

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:14:10 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>837
If it was me, I'd never take you to Akiba. I'd take you to Yodobashi in Shinjuku instead.
Even if I did take you to Akiba, I wouldn't go any further than Sofmap or Laox.
I'd definitely stay away from the back streets.

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:14:19 ID:QoPYO48F
You guys know he's going to get an e-mail or a call from them tomorrow as if nothing happened.
None of our long discussions has ever made a difference...

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:14:56 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>841
Seems like he was seriously depressed for quite some time today.
Normally, he starts his report as soon as he's back.

846 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 03:15:52 ID:QTGWb3t9
Man, Ishimatsu was so cool...

I wonder if I'd have had a happier life if I'd been born handsome and tall like him.

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:16:17 ID:qs4lf+xv
>>844
Yeah, it's like this every timew

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:16:32 ID:BS4fzJ3F
Maybe something happened that reminded Miss Undie of her stalker?
Maybe she saw a poster that shows a rape scene or something?

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:17:39 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>848
That's it!!

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:18:04 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>847
Well, that's what makes these threads so interesting though.

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:19:26 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>844
I'm used to it now...

When he got his very first e-mail, when he went to the police, when he went to the family restaurant for the first time,
when he went shopping with four girls, we always argued about who to call, what to write and so on...

But every time, he ended up doing something that had almost nothing to do with what we discussed.

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:19:43 ID:QoPYO48F
>>850
Sure, it's interesting this way, but I feel bad for the poor VIPPERs. (ノд`)

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:20:43 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>846 Wow, look how he simply ignores us all.


854 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:21:16 ID:iLwqrDFL
I feel bad for the VIPPERs who went to Akihabara today.

855 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 03:21:30 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>853
Your post is all the moral support I need.



Dammit, I can't fall asleep.

856 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:22:08 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>852
Really? I think the thread is fun as it iswww

Whoawwwwwww Yessssssssssssss! Molester replied to my post!wwwwwwwwwwww

This is what really makes these threads so interesting.

857 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/25 03:22:13 ID:lAPXzWNj
Kansai & Miss Undie meter:
  Target subject: Molester Man
  Measurement date: 2004/11/24

      Love      Friend   Acquaintance  Weirdo  I hate otaku (゚д゚) Phooey!!
       ├─────┼─────┼─────┼─────┤
    ∩___∩   /)
    | ノ      ヽ  ( i )))
   /  ●   ● | / /
   |    ( _●_)  |ノ /  Here right now bear
  彡、   |∪|    ,/
  /    ヽノ   /´


858 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:22:43 ID:QoPYO48F
>>853
People who don't watch anime won't know what you're talking about.
And it doesn't even have anything to do with our discussion.

That is Molester QUALITY.

>>857 Test.


859 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:22:47 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>853
Damn, I wanted to post something funny about this because I know it has lots of potential,
but I couldn't come up with anything... orz

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:23:22 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>855
Oh right, from what time to what time were you in Akihabara today?

861 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:24:32 ID:lxM9Wdna
I was about to post "Guts Ishimatsu?", but decided against it.

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:24:52 ID:iLwqrDFL
My wife and daughter are sleeping next to me, so I can't watch TV right now...
The only things that can be heard in this room right now are my typing and the fans of my computer.

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:24:54 ID:QoPYO48F
Lately, I feel like there are fewer people in these threads even when shit goes down...

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:25:05 ID:P2GuvKk3
I bet he'll completely ignore our discussions this time too.
I can't wait to see what kind of stunt he'll pull next.

865 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 03:26:20 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>864
You guys keep saying I'm ignoring your discussions, but I thought we already came to the conclusion that all I can do right now is either wait or do something...

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:26:31 ID:BS4fzJ3F
Maybe there are fewer people in VIP in general?

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:26:41 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>863
Weren't there a lot more people here the first few times?
All I know is that there weren't many here today.

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:27:59 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>863
As long as this many people are still posting at this time of the day, it's more than enough people for me.

869 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 03:29:16 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>867
Well, it is a weekday.

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:29:38 ID:jbSUQin0
>>867

That's because there was a boobs dump festival going on at the same time today...


Molester. I don't care what, but you have to do something, man.

871 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:29:51 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>865
See? You don't get it, do you?
What we're discussing right now is whether you should be the one to send the first e-mail or not,
while you think we're talking about sending an e-mail right now and decide to ignore the discussion.
But I'm sure you'll surprise us and do something none of us could predict.
I'll be looking forward to it.

872 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:29:58 ID:Fy0AoHAd
Conclusion: It's all NEETs in herewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:30:01 ID:QoPYO48F
Why the fuck are there still so many people here tonight?w

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:30:30 ID:/MasHB6R
Whoawwwwwww Molester Man seems super depressed todaywwwwwww Hang in there.

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:31:13 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>874
Yeah, he's so depressed it's almost funnyw

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:31:43 ID:iLwqrDFL
To be honest, I wish I could be a NEET... orz

877 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 03:33:21 ID:QTGWb3t9
I have no idea what >>871 is trying to say. Am I just stupid?

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:33:26 ID:iLwqrDFL
That reminds me, he was the most depressed when he got back from going shopping with the four girls.
But it turned out alright that time thanks to Kansai keeping him company until the morning.
This time, however, there's no one there to console him.

879 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:35:41 ID:iLwqrDFL
>>877
To put it simply,

"Has your dad not taught you that if you're a man, you should go with your gut?"

You're welcome.

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:36:29 ID:P2GuvKk3
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy.
Molester replied to my post three times in a row. ヽ(゚∀゚)メ(゚∀゚)メ(゚∀゚)ノ

My bad. I've had a few drinks. I'm probably not making any sense right now.
In any case, I'm rooting for you. (,,゚Д゚) Hang in there!

881 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/25 03:37:41 ID:lAPXzWNj
Molester Man has been stripped of his last shred of manlinessw
So this is what an emasculated man is like...

882 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 03:39:09 ID:QTGWb3t9
I don't know about emasculated, but...
I guess my lack of writing skills is to blame.
If something concrete happens, all you have to do is write down what you remember.
But try putting into words a confusing atmosphere where nothing really happened. It's not easy.

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:40:49 ID:xogCoM1I
I lol'd at "confusing atmosphere"w


I think... I know that feel.

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:41:12 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>882

>Then, we bought a pepper spray, a personal alarm and some kind of weird door lock

What were Kansai and Miss Undie like when they bought the self-defense products?
Did they just do as they were told with the color drained from their faces, or were they having a bit more fun at this point? Which is it?
I find it hard to believe that there was no comment from Kansai while you were in the store.

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:42:01 ID:QoPYO48F
>>882
So, the plan tomorrow is to do nothing and wait until you get an e-mail or call from them?


886 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:42:07 ID:BS4fzJ3F
Molester.
All we can do is discuss everything to death here.
But you're different, my friend. There are things only you can do. Things you should be able to do.
No one is forcing you to do anything.
Think for yourself and decide for yourself.
About what it is you should be doing next, that is.

But please just lend us an ear from time to time.

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:44:11 ID:674REM0y
>>886
I feel your soul scream in that last line.

888 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 03:44:25 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>884
No, I just explained the products one by one
and she only said "Hmm..." or "Isn't it hard to hit someone with a spray reliably?"
or "A spray won't do anything if you don't hit someone square in the eyes with it, will it?"
As far as I can recall, I could count the number of Michael Joudan's she made on one hand.

889 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 03:44:49 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>886
What are you talking about? I listen to you guys all the fucking time!

890 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:47:07 ID:Fy0AoHAd
Well, why don't we all jerk off and calm down first?

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:48:41 ID:BS4fzJ3F
>>888
Maybe they were disappointed because you dragged them all the way to Akihabara,
but the selection there was surprisingly average.

"..........................................................we could have just bought these in Tokyuu Hands (in a very small voice)"

892 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:49:31 ID:jbSUQin0
I heard, when you're feeling down, it helps to fap in an unusual way.

By the way, we're already about to hit 900 posts...
Even though nothing special happened...

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:49:53 ID:JQLI6uEk
>>889
Dude, ease up a little.
Don't get so defensive all the time.

894 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:52:38 ID:onMq0+F2
In the end, did you buy self-defense products or not?

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 03:54:32 ID:onMq0+F2
Rather than Akiba, I'm so worried about Loli I can't sleep.
What if she's already forgotten about puking in her sleep?

896 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/25 03:54:43 ID:lAPXzWNj
I'd give up on getting e-mails about the puking incident from Loli.

It's true that Molester had already come out as an otaku to the girls.
But today, they finally realized what being an otaku entails.

Seeing how even Kansai was creeped out,
I bet, when Miss Undie thinks about Molester,
all she sees is an insect or a reptile noww



897 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 04:04:12 ID:QTGWb3t9
Ahh, if I were to win a million yen on a scratchcard, I wonder what I'd spend it on...

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:05:19 ID:mrEFhdD6
Our regional TV station is airing Space Battleship Yamato in this time slot instead.
I wish I could share Sanada's dependability and Kodai's hotheadedness with you.
Teeresaa♪

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:10:32 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>897
I'd spend it on a car.
Do you have a driver's license, Molester?

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:11:50 ID:sFA/gl3e
A car can make a huge difference.
Makes it so much easier to ask girls out.
What's the parking situation at your place?

901 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 04:13:48 ID:QTGWb3t9
My dad said "A real man has to have a driver's license."
and wants me to get one no matter what, but I've never been into cars in the first place.
That's why I've been coming up with excuses every year to not go to a driving school. No way I'll go to a scary place like that.

If I won a million yen now.............. I'd make a delightful capital investment and buy myself a water monitor lizard.
If it's too expensive, I might give the money to Orient Industry instead... cough cough

902 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:14:27 ID:onMq0+F2
Dude... Isn't it obvious what to spend it on?
Buy some crabs, call Kansai, Miss Understanding and Loli over
and go "Tits! Tits!", right???


903 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:14:49 ID:JQLI6uEk
Well, this thread went off the rails quickly.

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:15:00 ID:xogCoM1I
>>901
Orient Industry is every man's dream.

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:16:23 ID:4j8vTpNM
>>901
I can't stand cars either, but I'm attending a driving school right now because I need a driver's license to find a job. It's been three months and I still haven't passed the test yet...

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:16:52 ID:onMq0+F2
Driver's license, huh? It's been ages since I got mine.
Better not do it during summer vacation or any other long vacations though to avoid overrun classes.
You should definitely get one. Do it for the car seicross.

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:17:25 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>901
It doesn't hurt to have a driver's license.
I heard it's a lot of trouble to get one when you're a full-time worker.

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:19:00 ID:onMq0+F2
Wow, water monitors are huge. I guess it's to be expected of a monitor lizard.
I bet the food expense is crazy high.

909 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 04:19:17 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>904
Yeah, I can't help feeling that a silicon doll is the only thing that can console me right now.

About the driver's license, I get that it's a necessity.
It depends heavily on your occupation, but even if you may not really need a car, it probably doesn't hurt to have one.
But you know... Driving a car is scary. If it was up to me, I'd never leave my room.

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:19:33 ID:sFA/gl3e
Better get your driver's license while you're still a student because you won't have any time as a working adult.
Whether you like it or not, there are times when a man has to get in a car and drive.
If you catch my drift.

911 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/25 04:24:19 ID:lAPXzWNj
>>909
I feel bad for you now. (´・ω・`)

Good things come to those who wait!
I'm sure they'll send you an e-mail asking you out soon enough.

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:28:06 ID:GtfOLunE
>>909
But there are many exciting encounters to be had at a driving school!!

913 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 04:35:31 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>908
But they can be tamed, you know?! There are quite a few reptiles that get used to you, but only a few that can be tamed.
Actually, the smartest reptile that can be tamed is the crocodile,
but they're hard to keep as a pet if you're not an expert.
If it attacks you for some reason, you can't go "Whoops~♪ I got bitten. Teehee☆"
and laugh it off. Plus, housing and food expenses are on a whole another level.

Now, if you consider the circumstances in Japan, it'd have to be either a green iguana or a water monitor,
but iguanas aren't as easy to keep as everyone thinks. You see, most reptiles don't have very strong teeth.
Snakes only use their teeth to grasp things and that goes for lizards too pretty much.
Herbivorous reptiles, however, are an exception to the rule.
They have jaws and teeth that are strong enough to bite off, chew and mash hard plants like cacti.
Being able to easily take bites out of a whole cabbage doesn't sound as impressive as being able to swallow a rabbit whole,
but when you think about it, it should be obvious which is more dangerous to a human.

914 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 04:37:36 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>912
Like scary guys with spiky hair, right?!
And young people who like to make small talk like
"Ohh! Long time no see!! What? Which university? Seriously?!"
for example.


I wonder why I'm still up this late at night or should I say this early in the morning...
Thanks for keeping a coward company who can't stand doing nothing and waiting.
But I better try to get some sleep now.

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:39:28 ID:T+sjnDWo
>>914
I've never seen people like that at a driving schoolw

916 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 04:41:46 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>915
You can't fool me!!
I was shitting bricks when I went to one to get a moped license!!

917 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:45:44 ID:kMlFzJRR
>>916
I was toow

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 04:58:53 ID:GoOVgyTj
I'm caught up now.
And I too think you should just send an e-mail like you normally would.
Even if you don't bring up what happened in Akiba, I'm sure Kansai will start to make fun of you.
When she does, just laugh it off with her.
"I figured a big store like Tokyuu Hands would have a wide but shallow selection,
while smaller stores in Akiba have a narrow but deep selection. But I know better now."
Something like that.


If she can't just laugh it off, you'll just have to earn their trust again, little by little.


Now that you've helped them buy self-defense products, they have no real reason to contact you anymore.
If you don't make a move, I doubt they'll call or e-mail you again.

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 05:00:17 ID:GtfOLunE
You're missing out. A driving school is the best place to find a girlfriend.

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 05:01:55 ID:P2GuvKk3
>>916
The one I went to was an unofficial driving school.
Unofficial as in you have to take the driving test at a license center with a police officer present.
I chose that one because it only charges about 160,000 yen and you don't have to take any theory classes,
but passing the test was really hard. You had to drive almost perfectly to pass.

At first, I thought I'd joined the wrong school, but they had this system where the students are split into pairs
and each pair is assigned a teacher for the practical classes on the driving school grounds.
It's like a tandem system where the "older" students and the "newer" students teach each other what they've learned.

There was this cute girl among the students
and for some reason my teacher liked pairing me up with herwww
I got to go for a drive with a cute girl everyday, you know?!
Driving around and chatting with a cute girl on the passenger seat, you know?! (Only on the driving school grounds though)
It was so much fun that I was there from morning to evening almost everyday.
And when I wasn't, I went shopping with her and stuff.

That's why I seriously recommend going to an unofficial driving school!


But well, one of my friends got paired up with some Chinese guy and was crying about not understanding a word he says.

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 06:27:20 ID:PZBzorzC
The thing with driving schools is that
while there are rare cases of high-schoolers and university students only attending classes on a whim without any real sense of purpose,
normally, all studens at a driving school have the same goal, namely getting a driver's license.
That common goal gives birth to a surprisingly strong sense of unity and sometimes even more than that,
or at least that's what people say about driving schools.

Huh? You want to know how it went for me? Nah, what happened to me is not important right now.

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 06:28:09 ID:PZBzorzC
Yeah, I know. I'm all alone in this thread right now, I know.

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 06:32:11 ID:LpYaPpOL
I'm here!

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 06:34:17 ID:wbvJSMDa
I'm here too!

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 07:06:08 ID:T+sjnDWo
I'm tired.

926 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 07:22:04 ID:cUWUyGkA
I give up.
Even though we know for a fact that the two girls were creeped out by Akihabara,
OP has no intention to change himself or deal with the issue in any way.
He's way too lethargic for me.
I'm out of here.
ノシ

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 07:51:28 ID:58bzEAMV
Here's my honest opinion:
Wait if you want, but decide how long you'll wait
and if they haven't contacted you by then, you should e-mail them.
Maybe they only haven't contacted you yet because they're not sure what to say.
Just like when Loli puked in her sleep.

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 07:56:03 ID:xT1lbvFa
>>926
Calm down a little first!!
You're mad and it shows in your post.

Molester's feeling down right now, give him a break.
He was so excited about going shopping with two beautiful girls,
but it turned out to be a terrible day. No wonder he's feeling down.
I get that he can be irritating, but he's been like that since his first thread.
Let's be a little more patient with him.



Though I have to admit, when I saw >>596, I got so frustrated that I shut down my computer and went to bed...

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 08:10:28 ID:h+VxPthR
There's this bathhouse that's a little different from normal bathhouses.
When you say bathhouse, you normally imagine it to be full of elderly people,
but this bathhouse is frequented by a lot of young people for some reason.
And its biggest characteristic is that the men's and women's baths are only separated by frosted glass.
Since it's double-pane glass, you can't really see through it, but you can hear everything on the other side,
so you get to chat with naked strangers of the opposite sex.





That's what I dreamed about last night.
Good morning, guys.

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 08:43:36 ID:R7irW5zo
Good morning, you guys!

ttp://www.dalanpa.hpg.ig.com.br/112304/akane_ichinose_mm105.jpg

  _    ∩
 ( ̄ー ̄)彡 Tits! Tits!
   ⊂彡

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 08:43:51 ID:5HfLNvgg
Whether Molester sends an e-mail or not, I feel like the outcome will be the same.
Kansai just doesn't see Molester as a love interest.

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 08:45:25 ID:ptYhnjYL
>>931
The first thing a VIPPER should do is greet the others. We value manners here.

Good morning, guys.



933 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 08:47:48 ID:Ljc29Dpt
Morning, guys.
Looks like things got pretty rough in the thread yesterday.
You guys were arguing even long after Molester was done reporting.
And Molester completely ignored it like he always doesww

But that's what I like about him.

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 09:03:44 ID:5HfLNvgg
>>932
Sorry, I forgot.

Good morning, guys. ノシ


935 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 09:45:36 ID:patLlrWq
He must be an economic systems major.

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:02:38 ID:E9xSmJpP
Finally caught up.

Morning, guys.

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:04:10 ID:PlDixJsQ
I'd say
it's time to bury this thread.

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939 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:17:58 ID:H6I10Rt4
Brb renewing my housing contract.

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:23:05 ID:J0eWIHjY
Good morning, guys.

I read the discussion and I must agree with >>926.
But well, even if we post stuff like that, Molester will just be like
"What do you expect me to do then?!"
and nothing will change again. Hahahaha...

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:27:44 ID:CkJqsaFV
You guys, good morning.
Seems like you guys had an intense discussion until dawn yesterday.

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:29:43 ID:oQfw1EkE


Management + Economics + IT = ?

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:30:47 ID:5HfLNvgg
It's time for a new thread, huh?

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:37:43 ID:5HfLNvgg
>>942
Yokohama College of Commerce, maybe? (My cousin is enrolled therew)


945 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:38:31 ID:LRN4ButG
You do know that this thread will be over the moment one of us identifies Molester, right?

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:39:42 ID:H6I10Rt4
So even if you know who he is, keep it to yourself.

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:41:52 ID:AX3DxuGh
Good morning, guys.
Finally caught up with the thread.

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:43:34 ID:SnnXOAAz
>>940
Time for my first serious post in a while. Molester never said he wanted to change as a person.
It's his refusal to change that led to the position he's in and it's also what makes these threads so fun.
Chances of Molester getting a girlfriend were slim to none and we all knew that from the start, didn't we?
He wants someone to fall in love with him, yet he stubbornly insists on having his own way.
The only way it could have worked out was if the girls had accepted him as a person,
but we know how that went yesterday. (I guess there's a small chance that they might still change their mind.)

So, now I'm just hoping for more Molester QUALITY.
I'd love to see Molester start sending out creepy e-mails and turning into a stalker.

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:50:39 ID:R7irW5zo
No one wants to be >>950, huh?

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:53:32 ID:J0eWIHjY
>>948
Your serious post made me even more frustrated at OP.
I had no idea that someone being stubborn can be funny and sad at the same time...
Asking VIPPERs for their opinion even though he has no intention of changing
and taking the girls to Akihabara even though none of us suggested Akihabara.




Man, yesterday was a blast. Hahahaha.

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:56:19 ID:J0eWIHjY
Shit, I'm >>950, huh?

I'm on my cell phone, so I can't start threads... (´・ω・`)

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953 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 10:59:28 ID:R7irW5zo
[Copypasta that shows how motivated OP used to be and how far he has fallen]

969 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/12 17:19:22 ID:cDrcxFM5
Hey, guys... Thanks for the fashion tips.
I failed the test. I don't mind though because I love Japan and don't care much for English.
Besides, if this had been a English Proficiency Test, I'd have prepared more seriously and easily aced it.

Anyways, I'm too excited about tomorrow that I can't focus on the lectures at all.
Actually, I'm in one right now.

ヽ(`(`(`(`ヽ(`Д´)ノ BAW-BAW-BAW-BAW-BAAWWWW!!

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:00:28 ID:R7irW5zo
>>951
Are you for real?!
       。  。゚。゜。 ゚。 。
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955 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:04:05 ID:K05Bq8ec
When I saw all the new posts, I thought something new had happened,
but looks like you guys were just chatting.

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:07:15 ID:zkqQtG+b
I was hoping things had changed in some way, but Molester isn't interested in changing his life, is he?

By the way, if no one else is going to start the next thread, should I do it?

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:08:37 ID:AX3DxuGh
>>956
Yes, please, Mechadoc.

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:09:21 ID:SnnXOAAz
>>955
More like trolling each other and replying seriouslywwwwwww
It had so much QUALITY I couldn't keep up with itwwwwwww
There was even some guy using WWW's in his postsWWWWWvvvvvvvvvvvv

>>956
How about Molester starts the next thread himself when he has something new to report?

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:09:54 ID:R7irW5zo
>>956
ノシ
I don't think I can start a new thread because I started this one.

960 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:15:40 ID:zkqQtG+b
New thread:

I got totally mistaken for a molester part 18
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101348898/

>>958
Sorry.
Read your post too late.

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:22:31 ID:CkJqsaFV
>>948
I knew OP was a hopeless case ever since his first thread.

But since he's caused so many miraculous things to happen already, I can't help but expect another miracle every time.
Even now, as I'm writing this case off as hopeless, I'm still secretly hoping for OP to prove me wrong...

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:30:32 ID:AX3DxuGh
Goddammit, I can actually focus on work now because nothing new is happeningw

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 11:40:12 ID:eFomrPS+
  <⌒/ヽ-、___ < Finally finished reading the whole thread. I'm taking a nap.
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964 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 12:00:40 ID:c2BnW0hf

■■■■■■■■ Nothing new happened since OP was in Akihabara. ■■■■■■■■


965 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 12:05:14 ID:R7irW5zo

■■■■■■■■ Nothing new happened since OP was (not) in Shinjuku. ■■■■■■■■

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 12:06:43 ID:pctlN1d8
Just read all new posts from last night...
I shouldn't have soaked in the bath so long yesterday.



Ah, I know it's already past noon, but good morning to you guys.

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 12:16:01 ID:R7irW5zo
Just fried myself some potato and meat croquettes!
Smells so good!!

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 12:24:55 ID:CkJqsaFV
It just crossed my mind that
the way Miss Undie and Kansai treat Molester
is a lot like how Pork Cutlet treats Fujoshi.

As far as how feelings and compromises go, that is.

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 12:47:03 ID:g9eqBeYi
>>968
It might be a good idea for Molester to ask how Pork Cutlet feels about Fujoshi.
Though I think the way Pork Cutlet treats Fujoshi is much worse than how Miss Undie and Kansai treat Molesterw

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 12:48:01 ID:rlzM315d
Is this another "VIPPERs throw a fit because someone ignored their oh-so infallible advice" episode?

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:05:46 ID:lxM9Wdna
Maybe Kansai and Miss Undie weren't as creeped out by OP as we thought.
I vaguely remember Kansai asking him what kind of place Akiba is,
but when she saw it with her own eyes, it turned out to be infinitely more insane than the girls imagined.
But since they were there for a reason, namely to buy self-defense products,
Molester led them deeper into Akiba despite their paralyzed legs and stiff expressions.
"That's right, all we have to do is just follow him!"
is probably what the girls thought to themselves.

It's true that they were super creeped out, but if it was Akiba they found creepy and not Molester,
then wouldn't it make him a guy you can rely on even in a difficult situation like that?
That's why there's a chance that Molester's decision to wait for them to contact him
was a surprisingly intelligent move beyond our imagination.

Excuse my delusions, guys. Good morning.

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:06:57 ID:SnnXOAAz
>>970
If you think it's true, then it's true for you.

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:29:55 ID:mrEFhdD6
Well, let's all calm down with a cup of tea. つ~
What's past is past. Besides, when it comes to this kind of stuff, it's all about being spontaneous in the moment.
All we can do is prepare Molester as best as we can and the rest is up to him. I do think he's trying his best though.
Plus, isn't Molester the one who's suffering the most right now? Let's not be too hard on him, okay?

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:31:43 ID:CkJqsaFV
I tried looking at his situation from the other side.

Let's say I was friends with this average-looking girl. She has a decent personality. I have no plans of asking her out yet, but if we somehow ended up going out, I wouldn't mind going steady with her.
However, she turns out to be a Johnny's idol otaku.
But aside from some idol merch scattered in her room, she doesn't even talk about Johnny's much.

Then, one thing leads to another and she asks me if I want to go to a concert with her.
I agree without thinking much about it and it turns out I was careless.

When we get to the concert hall, we're greeted by high-pitched screams of a huge crowd of girls with bloodshot eyes.
When I see that, time stops for me. When she sees my reaction, time stops for her too.
We barely talk during the concert and on our way back.
I can see that she realizes she's made a mistake and feels bad for it, but I say "See you." and leave.

Now, what should I do?

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:36:19 ID:QQ5H2mOZ
There were so many posts telling him not to take them to Akihabara...

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:42:58 ID:R7irW5zo
>>975
I was just reading the part where he foreshadows that.

81 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/18 19:33:34 ID:mERigraa
"Anyways, let's go shopping for self-defense products with the others sometime then!"
"With everyone? We're not talking about shopping for clothes here. The other girls would be bored."
"Where were you going to buy them from?"
"Akihabara."
"...........................they sell them there?"
"Yeah, they sell a wide range of that stuff there."
"How come you know that anyway?"


OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:49:55 ID:Yw4HcsHb
Molester knew that he doesn't do well on away matches (e.g. in Shinjuku or Shibuya), so he wanted to play the match at home in Akihabara.
But as soon as the match starts, Molester's insensitive fans start booing the opposing team
even though it's just a friendly match. Then, they start throwing smoke bombs too.
As if that wasn't bad enough, the match itself ends up becoming a dirty match full of yellow and red cards.

That's how I picture this situation.


978 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:50:10 ID:lxM9Wdna
Thing is though, both Kansai and Miss Undie don't know that they could have just as well gone to Tokyuu Hands instead of Akiba.
Just let them think that Akiba is the best place to go shopping for self-defense products.
Don't you ever mention that going to Tokyuu Hands was an option too.

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:50:30 ID:zkqQtG+b
Well, you got VIPPERs, who normally love fucking shit up for the lulz, to be serious for you.
When VIPPERs come together and unite as one to give you advice, you better fucking take it.

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:56:25 ID:/vdPN+NT
>>979
Can VIPPERs even unite as one......?

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 13:58:16 ID:wbvJSMDa
You should have seen how perfectly united we were earlier in that crossdressing thread.

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:00:39 ID:/vdPN+NT

VIPPERs may not be able to unite as one,

but I think our desires can.


983 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:05:24 ID:CkJqsaFV
Well, the store they bought self-defense products at was selling stuff of the opposite effect too, right?
For a woman visiting Akihabara for the first time, that must have been more shocking than the porn posters, no?

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:07:41 ID:Yw4HcsHb
I've never had Akihabara pegged
as the place to go to for self-defense products.
Is the selection there that good?

My impression was that they sell more shadier stuff like wiretaps.

985 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:09:30 ID:cUWUyGkA
>>978
That's the only way to go.
OP has to convince the girls that he believed Akihabara is the only place that sells self-defense products.
The only problem with this is
that it makes him look like a creepy otaku who doesn't know any shopping places except Akiba.
He told them he goes to Akiba once a month, right? I wonder what they think of that.

Here I am making a serious post even though I said I'm out of here...

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:09:43 ID:5KHWQF3t
Normally, counter surveillance equipment is a lot cheaper than surveillance equipment though.
Except maybe for those TEMPEST devices that allow you to monitor someone's PC screen using electro-magnetic radiation.

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:19:19 ID:Yw4HcsHb
Ehh? But they didn't buy any counter-surveillance equipment, did they? I thought they only bought simple self-defense products like sprays and stuff.



...but there's no point crying over spilt milk, I guess.
Let's discuss the next move instead.
We have to come up with the Divine Move, VIPPERS!

988 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 14:23:07 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>984
Remember that kid in middle school who used to bring a knife to school and think he was hot shit? It's like the grown-up version of that.
Just think of those guys as military otaku or something. They're not really military otaku, but it's close enough.
And yes, they do sell wiretaps and stuff in the same store.


Anyways, I see you guys are talking a lot of shit about mew
I guess I shouldn't be w-ing about that.

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:26:52 ID:CkJqsaFV
>>988
How much did it cost? If it was cheap, you could use it as an excuse.

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:27:36 ID:zkqQtG+b
>>988
We're not talking shit about you, you idiot!
We're all having a serious discussion about what you should do next! (・∀・) grin

991 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 14:29:18 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>989
Huh? Sorry, I don't get where you're going with that.
Even it was cheap, how would I use it as an excuse?
>>990
No, no. That's not what I meant.
I know some people here are serious about helping me, but I feel like most will give me shit no matter what I do, whether I send an e-mail, make a call or wait.

992 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:29:24 ID:mrEFhdD6
Once you make an excuse, you can't take it back. I would stick to the truth.
Besides, I'm starting to feel like it's not that big a deal anyway.

993 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 14:32:38 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>992
Seriously?

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:32:47 ID:zkqQtG+b
>>991
I personally would wait.
The last two days were really eventful. You should give them a break today.
I'm sure Kansai is busy enough with her own life. She can't babysit you everyday, Molester.

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:34:10 ID:CkJqsaFV
>>992
Well yeah, because it's actually not a big deal.
Molester just thinks it's a huge deal.

Actually, I posted this a while ago... But my post got ignored, as always.

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:36:10 ID:CkJqsaFV
>>991
"I knew that you can buy them in Tokyuu Hands too, but I figured Akihabara would be better since they have a cheaper and bigger selection there."
could work as an excuse.

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:36:45 ID:mrEFhdD6
I think you should give them the truth straight without using any weird excuses, especially if it's not a big deal.
By the way, is it just me or has Molester been running away from the problem at hand since yesterday?

998 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/25 14:37:53 ID:QTGWb3t9
>>996
So that's what you meant!!
But even if they do have a bigger selection in Akihabara, I doubt there's a big difference in price compared to Tokyuu Hands...

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:38:03 ID:g9eqBeYi
1000 is mine and mine only.

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 14:38:09 ID:zkqQtG+b
If this is 1000, Kansai gets married.

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