Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 17
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101279800/
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[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403/
Crab you very much.
Crabs.
crabs
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101345556/
GUYS, GET IN HERE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Crabs and thanks.
>>1 Crab you very much.
Thanks!
つCRAB
ttp://www.asahi.com/kansai/news/OSK200411240007.html
You should go with Kansai.
Crab you.
If this is 1000, Kansai gets married.
Congrats for the nice GET.
Hope something good happens to me this weekend.
Thanks.
>>16
Over my dead body!!
>>19
I won't let you marry Kansai. Maybe, no, definitely.
Crab you very much.
How do you intend to prevent Kansai from getting married?
Then tell her dad "Dad, I promise I'll take responsibility for your daughter and make her happy." and get the daylights punched out of you.
In this age when one in every 30 young women gets an abortion,
impregnating a woman doesn't mean she's going to marry you.
I don't wanna hear that from you.
Molester, they haven't contacted you today at all?
After hanging out with someone, do you guys send an e-mail to thank them for it?
I mean, like two, three e-mails before you wish them good night.
It's probably harder for them than for you right now...... Nah, just joking.
Yeah, especially since your situation won't change if you don't make a move.
Because frankly, they couldn't care less if they see you again or not.
You're just not that important to them yet.
Haha... No.
>>29
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
>>31
Urgh.
And no excuses this time.
>>30
I usually do that...
is probably what she'll say.
How about you send the first e-mail this time? Like "Meat was on sale today." or whatever.
Just send an e-mail or ask her out to somewhere.
Somewhere that is not in Akiba.
Yesterday's events might have been a shock to you, but you mustn't run away like Ikari's son.
You've been running away a bit too much lately.
If nothing happens, I'll make a move tomorrow on Friday.
I'm not an anime otaku, but I happen to be a military otaku...
When I told others about my hobby, they accepted it surprisingly easily.
Plus, I'm sure they saw a side of anime fandom that is considered extreme even among anime otaku.
Anime otaku in the eyes of normies: Creepy.
Post your opinions!
I'm in shock.
You know what they say about marriages...
"Use two words to describe marriage life"
http://human5.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/tomorrow/1101324631/
I would always send one. Like "Thanks for today." or "Let's go somewhere again."
But that's of course assuming that the date wasn't a complete disaster like OP's was...
I feel like you always get something completely unexpected with Molester.
And more than half of the posts in this thread said the girls aren't that creeped out by what happened, right?
IN OTHER WORDS...
IT'S A STALEMATE, ISN'T IT?
Wow, he really is like Ikari Shinji.
His synchronization rate with the VIPPERs must be really low. Hahahaha.
That's Molester Man for ya.
If it's with Kansai, married life must be like swimming in a sea of bliss everyday.
Leaving that aside, it should be alright to wait when it comes to Kansai,
but I'm starting to think you should send an e-mail to Miss Undie.
After all, the whole trip was for Miss Undie's sake.
Well, it's just a hunch though.
Now, what will be the outcome of their duel go this time...?
When you put it like that, he sounds like Alex Cabrerawww
Assuming it's as weird as they show on TV, Molester was walking around acting like it was totally normal, right?
When you go to Tokyo for the first time and your friend, who lives there, shows you all the great places,
it makes you go wow, right? It's like that except that it makes you go eww.
I was in Akihabara for the first time this February and it did make me go wow.
Molester, good morning, Molester! Here's s ball of shit for you. つ●
This might seem sudden to you, but if they still haven't contacted you, you should give Kansai a call when the timing is right.
It'll require the resolve of a suicide bomber, but since you've already pretty much blown yourself up, you might as well go kamikaze.
We won't take responsibility for what happens thoughw
Doing it now would just be beating a dead horse.
>>49
First time I've been to the board for married men.
More like, after rain comes a landslide.
By the way, I still don't know which of the girls is Molester's favorite.
I read his report in the previous thread and his description of the girls' reaction felt a tad exaggerated.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Spare the rod and spoil the child, huh?
But I guess, what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.
>>62
After rain come the hemorrhoids.
>>63
Apologize to the people in Niigata.
If I hadn’t met you on that day, at that time, at that place, we'd have remained complete strangers forever♪
Miss Undieeee♪
Lurk less.
>>68
Damn, Miss Undie is like Winter Sonata. Slow and hard to grasp, but you just can't look away.
[Tripfag wedding] νFlash Agent★ and Pyoa are having a shotgun wedding
http://news13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news/1101362269/l50
Don't you guys call JASRAC on me!
（ ´Д｀ ） ＜ One of these girls could be your future wife!!
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he does often use one of our suggestions for his first e-mail.
So, if he's going to send an e-mail, we VIPPERs will have to come up with a high-QUALITY e-mail.
That explains why his first e-mail is always so creepy. ＾＾
Look, I've been meaning to say this for a while now, but it's not true that I ignore you guys most of the time.
Don't tell me you expect me to reply to every single post addressed at me.
Come on, don't get mad like that.
Calm yourself.
Even if no one else does, I believe in you, man. （・∀・） grin
You're right about that, but I think it feels like you're ignoring us because there's always a disparity between your actions and what the VIPPERs suggested.
What >>74 is saying is that you ignore our advice and go berserk most of the time.
I don't want to be like this, but whenever we give you different options,
you usually choose the worst one.
Are you really an eroge master?
Doctor, please straighten Molester's backbone so he can act more like a man.
人
Ya━━(OwO)━━y!!!
to my e-mails regardless of who I'm writing to...
I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do for him.
276 : 1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/11 01:30:27 ID:D50puFV/
>>260
You guys keep saying I'm ignoring your opinions, but that isn't my intention at all...
But yeah, since it's impossible to discuss what to reply in real-time, I need some kind of guideline, a general direction I can adhere to... You know, things to note, what to say, what not to say etc...
It'd be great if you guys could help me out with that.
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260 : VIPPER : 04/11/11 01:25:28 ID:aEmy54ZV
It looks like it's useless to try to talk some sense into OP.
It's difficult to give and take advice in real-time during an event, so OP should tell us what he wants to achieve, who he wants to chase and whether he really feels up to dealing with the stalker or not.
Only then can we discuss what e-mails to send and how to act from now on.
Only then can we tell you the best course of action based on your goals.
But well, all this is pointless if you're just going to ignore our posts and go berserk anyway.
Kansai? Miss Understanding? Loli? Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, crabs in a bucket.
Dude, don't make a diagnosis without examining him firstww
Since you get all kinds of different advice from VIPPERs, it's impossible to incorporate all of them.
All he can do is take the advice he likes best, but it usually ends up being a minority opinion.
Even if it's not a minority opinion, you get different VIPPERs at different times of the day, so he could be taking advice from VIPPERs who won't even be there later.
And later, he gets shit for it by other VIPPERs...
I hang around on VIP almost 24/7, so I often think to myself
"But he only did what someone suggested earlier..."
Don't beat yourself over it, Molester.
E-mails and phone calls are one thing, but I wish OP would at least give us time until we've agreed on something before making a big decision like taking the girls to Akiba or calling them over to his room.
And too many idiots who make super unrealistic suggestions. I get that most of them are just jokes meant to liven up the thread,
but if that's the case, then you don't have any right to complain when it gets ignored.
Molester's own opinion should always take precedence.
Let me put it this way. If you care so much about your opinion being used, you're in the wrong place.
I bet it's not easy to make up your mind when you get confronted with so many different opinions.
Since this is Molester's love story, he should obviously make the decisions.
But it's because he keeps making bad decisions that the people, who are seriously trying to help him, feel ignored and start complaining.
So, what's next?
How about asking the girls out to Howl's ( ) moving castle?
↑ Insert something funny here.
How about asking the girls out to Howl's (tragic shopping trip to Akihabara Radio Kaikan that changed everything in his) moving castle?
The only thing the VIPPERs can agree on is
that no matter how much time VIPPERs spend discussing, they'll never be able to agree on something.
Guys like you are the reason we're saying we won't take responsibility if Molester listens to the wrong guy and ends up becoming unhappy.
Besides, Molester acted on several creepy suggestions already, which is why he's in this debacle now.
You're okay with that? Ah, you're one of those people who want to see Molester fail, huh? In that case, please do carry onWWWWWWWW
That's true, but Molester always picks the one suggestion out of all the different suggestions
that is obviously and objectively the worst, almost as if it was on purpose.
Well, that's part of Molester QUALITY too, I guess.
Oh boy. It's embarrassing that you actually seem to think VIPPERs can give advice worth shit.
Plus, I never try to tell Molester what to do. In my opinion, it's enough if Molester decides everything by himself and reports the outcome later to us.
"In this debacle"? I hope you don't honestly believe that he'd be better off if he'd always listened to your advice insteadwwwww
There's no fucking way delusional NEETs like you, who can't even form social relationships, could give him real life advicewwwwwwwwwww
When we were discussing whether to send an e-mail or not yesterday, I think three-fifth of the VIPPERs were for sending an e-mail. Some were just joking though.
You're a fool if you dance, and a fool if you don't. If you're going to be a fool anyway, you might as well just dance.
But then again, if you want serious replies, don't start a thread on VIP in the first place.
But you can't deny that he somehow made it this far
by always picking the obviously and objectively worst option.
As expected of someone who has "real human relationships", you give amazing advicewwww
512 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/25 00:14:14 ID:rlzM315d
Nothing good will come out of sending an e-mail now.
If you think apologizing or explaining yourself will always make everything better, you should go out more.
I know it's tempting to tell them everything and get it all off your chest, but it's wiser not to say anything for now.
536 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/25 00:26:15 ID:rlzM315d
Too many idiots here who don't have a clue how real human relationships work.
If he sends an e-mail now, he'll just come off as annoying.
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha
There were so many cringy posts telling OP to send an e-mail yesterday that I had to say something.
I hope whoever posted them wasn't serious about it, but if they were, they're probably still butthurtw
Though I guess if they were just trolling, they won't give a shit.
I happen to be one of those delusional guys who only post serious advice...
Let's send "Akiba wasn't a good choice, huh?"
The fuck? Big talk from a retard who can't even post his opinion.
Forming social relationships? Do you even know what that means?
Talking to your worthless mom, who raised trash like you, doesn't count as forming a social relationship, you know?WWWWWWW
I still can't grasp my head around that. Which reminds me...
Molester went from assaulting Miss Undie to getting her number, right?
And I thought I'd seen it all...
Ahh, he's that weirdo from yesterday. Figures.
I can't imagine him having many real human relationships from his posts...
but from the e-mails they're suggesting, you can tell they seriously think it's a good ideawwwww And they're creepy toowwwwwwww
It's not like anyone is at fault here. Even if we blame it all on someone and drive them out of the thread,
where's the guarantee that it'll change anything?
After all, the one who'll have to get hurt and take responsibility in the end is Molester.
Molester, come out and show us that smile we're trying to protect.
"Waiting is boring, so hurry up and send an e-mail already!"
right?
( ﾟДﾟ) Wha?
Can someone explain to me why this guy is so desperate??
THIS THREAD IS LOW ON QUALITY AS ALWAYS
"Can't" post my opinion? I said I "don't" post my opinionwwww
Let me ask you, are you even looking at the real Kansai and Miss Undie? You're just projecting some video game or manga characters into them, aren't you?
And yet, you go posting your worthless "opinions" all serious and proud, it's so laughable it's sadwwwwwwwww
So embarrassingw
I don't understand it either.
When you think about it, Molester's been acting really weird since the first day.
If a woman in front of you seems to think you're a molester, wouldn't you normally try to get away?
But I guess that's Molester QUALI-
Yeah. I get what you're trying to say.
But it's embarrassing that you actually seem to think no VIPPERs can't give advice worth shit.
You'll find reasonable people even on VIP.
No, I bet most of them are reasonable.
Actually, I think it's the most reasonable board on this website.
I wouldn't agree with that though.
About the only time I thought "I shouldn't have listened to the VIPPERs' opinions... ＯＴＬ"
was when I sent those long e-mails to Miss Understanding and she found them annoying.
On every other occasion so far, you guys' advice was super helpful.
If I'd been alone, I bet I'd have just been like
"I don't know what to do!! I don't know!!! Fuck it, let me watch Inma Seiden and rub one out first...
Oh shit! I fell asleep!! It's already time! I haven't come up with anything!!"
and this thing would have been over in only a few days.
That I can understand. But what I'm still struggling to understand is how stupid you have to be to believe that Molester is in trouble if he doesn't send an e-mail asap.
Your words just made me so happy. (´Д⊂ sniff
Just look at the opinions posted in this thread. The ones that are worded like "Do this! Do that!" are almost always shit.
Look at all the guys throwing a fit and saying Molester went berserk or made a bad choice every time he does something. You think they're reasonable?
>No, I bet most of them are reasonable.
>Actually, I think it's the most reasonable board on this website.
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Fucking LOL.
They're more reasonable than trolls like you.
Your post hit the hardest.
>>119
Dude, get it through your thick skull already. You're not needed here. Fuck off.
When you reread the e-mails Miss Undie found annoying,
you can tell that you really tried to incorporate all our opinions into them.
It was like they were written by a schizophrenicw
Most reasonable board... You can't be serious... VIP is the shittiest board on 2ch...
But I love this board because it is a clusterfuck of shitposts and out-of-place serious posts.
But if he doesn't change that side of him, they'll sever ties with him sooner or later.
He should stay in contact with them and try to change little by little.
If he doesn't do anything, they'll never contact him again. After all, they're just acquaintances.
Plus, they're soon going to be busy with Christmas around the corner.
If your criticism is beside the point, it's worthless and gets discarded.
The atmosphere in this thread's been really unpleasant since yesterday.
Molester doesn't have any friends, so this is the only place he can go to for advice, right?
This is supposed to be a sanctuary for Molester, but look at the state this place is in.
I feel bad for Molester. After all, he's the one who has it the toughest.
Look, we're all different.
Some of us wrack our brains and write all these serious posts because we want to somehow help out Molester.
Others make joke posts because they want to liven up the thread.
To each their own. There's no need to attack each other.
If Molester gave a fuck about our experience with relationships, he'd have asked the "Love & Romance" board for advice instead of VIP.
I'm a troll, huh? If I'm a troll, what's with people like you who just want push their opinions on everyone else?
Ah, you guys do it because you seriously care about Molester, wasn't it?
I thought you guys were joking because your opinions are so off the wallwwwwww
Calling people's opinion shit after the fact... is easy.
But what if they were just trying to help?
They can't be bad people if they were trying their hardest to help some stranger on the Internet.
(Regardless of whether their opinion was right or not.)
I think most people here are quite serious about wanting to help OP.
I teared up a little.
Okay, what's the point of that post then? It's not a joke either.
All jokes aside, I have to agree with this.
We have to stop fighting, guys. We're not acting like ourselves today.
Aren't we all friends here on VIP? Trolling each other like this isn't like us VIPPERs.
Why is everyone at each other's throats all of a sudden?
Yeah... My posts looked so out of place yesterday... It was so embarrassing it gave me an erection.
No, well, I'm fine with all kinds of posts, be it joke posts, serious posts, shit opinions, or great opinions.
I just think it's annoying when all these numbskulls start attacking Molester's choices like
"Why would you choose that? You should have just gone with what I said!"
Especially when their opinions weren't anything special or even worse than the one Molester picked.
Isn't the real problem that Molester got tired of his own thread? There's no real progress and he doesn't seem motivated either.
No, same here, actually. I love VIP too.
I've tried out all kinds of boards, but ever since I set foot into VIP, I haven't left VIP much.
I've basically become a shut-in here.
But aren't most VIPPERs like that?
As a VIPPER, you eat everything you're fed without leaving anything behind!
When VIP was down last time, I became painfully aware of how high the overall QUALITY is on VIPw
But reasonable...... I guess VIP is anything but reasonable. My badw
Don't call other opinions shit like your opinion was the only right one.
There's no right or wrong when it comes to opinions, so there's nothing wrong with having all kinds of opinions.
If there was a right opinion, Molester would be reading Hot-Dog PRESS right now.
Having lots of opinions to choose from can help you realize what you really want.
It's not about which opinions are shit and which are not.
that he was able to start a thread like this on VIP and it's been going strong for 18 parts already.
I think Molester has grown a lot compared to how he was when I started the second thread for him.
And this is only the prologue! Hang in there, Molester!
It's questionable if having more than three things to choose from is actually good for Molester, the king of eroge.
Yeah, no shit. Of course, there's no progress right now.
Give him a break.
If people here thought like that, they wouldn't be so disrespectful. They wouldn't shit on Molester's decisions and act like only their own opinion is valid.
They would just say "Okay, why don't you try this next time?" instead of reprimanding him like "You should have done what I said."
All they're doing is making suggestions, so why can't they be more humble about it? They're all like "I'm 100% right, you can't go wrong with my advice!"
In fact, I bet it's not me, it's actually them who think "All opinions are shit except mine."
Back then, he'd send an e-mail while we were still discussing what to send and then just go
"Sorry, actually, I just sent the e-mail."
and all of us would go EEEEEHH（´д｀）HHHHHHww
You want people here to be more humble and stop shitting on others? Dude, you do realize you're on VIP, right?
Do you often get called out for being a party pooper?
I think I got what you're trying to say.
Turns out you're just worried about the direction this thread is going and that is a valid concern.
The only problem is the way you worded it, I guess.
Your first post came off like you were trying to pick a fight.
Maybe don't go around calling people creepy?
Because I do agree with what you're saying.
All I did was give a reasonable reply to a reasonable opinion.
Besides, you do realize that if you're going to use "This is VIP" as an excuse for all the bullshit in this thread,
then it will excuse my bullshit just the same, right?
So you're aware that your posts are bullshit and need an excuse.
That's a relief.
I was just scared that you might have been serious about all that.
I just got home from work, so I have no idea what's going on, but...
THAT IS VIP QUALITY.
That is VIP QUALITY.
My policy is that there's no point in being reasonable when talking to someone who isn't reasonable.
but on VIP, the two words "VIP QUALITY" are enough to absorb all conflict.
Maybe I was right about this being the most reasonable board...
Does ID:rlzM315d even know the meaning of VIP QUALITY?
If you think you do, try explaining it.
Because you must have gotten it wrong.
VIP QUALITY is VIP QUALITY.
It's the only definition there is.
If all we did was simply accept all of Molester's opinions and decisions, I don't think Molester would need us at all.
Because there are no right or wrong answers, posts about what he should have done might change his mind for the better.
I think the most important thing is to expose Molester to all kinds of different ways of thinking.
After all, even if you have Molester's best interest in mind, what counts in the end is what Molester thinks.
Since he doesn't have many friends, he should come in contact with good guys, bad guys, and all walks of life
so that he can compare himself with others and find out what makes him tick.
If he then makes a decision he can actually stand by for a change, he wouldn't have any regrets no matter the outcome.
It's not like this is a game and there is always one correct answer anyway.
That's why I think everyone should just keep on keeping on.
"I think I should do this. What do you guys think?"
he's always like
"What do you guys think I should do?"
from the get-go.
I wish he'd, at least, contribute a suggestion or two himself.
□ Miss Undie end
□ Kansai end
□ Loli Jugs end
□ Two-timing end
□ Three-timing end
□ Friendzone end
□ Forever alone end
□ Thread dies out end
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□ Offline crab meeting end
□ Offline Aussie beef meeting end
□ Offline SATY pork meeting end
but I seriously have no idea how to fill that out.
Do I copy-paste it and add check marks?
And what's with the empty one between "Thread dies out end" and "Offline crab meeting end"?
□ Kansai end
□ Loli Jugs end
□ Two-timing end
?? Three-timing end
□ Friendzone end
□ Forever alone end
□ Thread dies out end
?? Molester becomes a stalker end
?? Offline crab meeting end
□ Offline Aussie meeting end
□ Offline SATY pork meeting end
If you want Molester to have a happy end with Miss Undie,
change the line to
■ Miss Undie end
The empty one can be filled with whatever you want.
■ Molester and Miss Undie start dating
□ Molester and Kansai start dating
□ Molester and Loli Jugs start dating
□ Molester starts dating two of them at the same time
□ Molester starts dating all three of them
□ Molester gets stuck in the friendzone forever
□ Molester doesn't get to date anyone
□ Molester gets ignored and the thread dies out
■ Molester gets married
□ We have an offline crab meeting with Molester
□ We have an offline Aussie beef meeting with Molester
□ We have an offline SATY pork meeting with Molester
Ah, it's time for dinner.
■ Kansai end
□ Loli Jugs end
□ Two-timing end
□ Three-timing end
□ Friendzone end
□ Forever alone end
□ Thread dies out end
□
□ Offline crab meeting end
□ Offline Aussie beef meeting end
□ Offline SATY pork meeting end
This is about as hard as deciding between Flora and Bianca.
So it's either go for the super submissive type aka Miss Understanding (Flora) or the super dominant type aka Kansai (Bianca).
I would go for the latter in a heartbeat. Seems a lot more fun and I find Kansai to be more moe too.
The night I returned to her hometown, I had seicross with her in the inn.
Please explain what you're talking about.
Flora
http://images.google.co.jp/images?q=%83t%83%8D%81%5B%83%89&ie=Shift_JIS&hl=ja
Bianca
http://images.google.co.jp/images?q=%83r%83A%83%93%83J&ie=Shift_JIS&hl=ja
Not all that interesting.
Seems like they're characters from a video game.
ttp://www.fa-tec.co.jp/products/flora.htm
This "Flora" just made me spit out my instant ramen.
Thanks a ton.
So, what are you going to do on Friday?
I lol'd.
Is it just me or is this picture the best thing to come out of it?
ttp://www.geocities.jp/mt_pineart/sinwa86.jpg
Send an e-mail, I guess.
What are you going to send?
I can think of all kinds of things I could send, but I'm not sure what would be best...
ttp://www.geocities.jp/mt_pineart/sinwa08.html
Hard to tell.
Why don't you try posting some of them in the thread?
That's why people feel like you're ignoring them.
2. E-mail about something unrelated as if Akiba didn't happen
3. E-mail asking them out to Akiba again
4. E-mail telling Loli to return your shirt
5. E-mail asking them out to drinks at your place
Whatever you send, it's too risky to send it to Miss Undie. I'm afraid Kansai is the only one you can safely send an e-mail to.
Why don't you ask them out to the movies? Didn't Miss Undie or Kansai mention that they want to go watch Howl's Moving Castle?
I'm for playing it safe and sending 2 to Kansai.
I tried to come up with something and totally failed, but let me post it anyway.
"Sup. You were creeped out by Akihabara, weren't you?
I never noticed when I went there by myself,
but now that I think about it, that place is crazy...
Next time we go somewhere, let's make it somewhere different than Akihabaraw"
Just when I was writing that,
I got an e-mail from Loli...
Brb buying cigarettes in a hurry.
I'm so boooooored!!!
Don't mind me. I just felt like saying hi.
Be honest. Akiba was a mistake, wasn't it?
You girls must have been super creeped outw
Sorry about that. orz"
Not a word about puking.
It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!
This thread is great because of these sudden events!
"You seemed surprised the other day.
That's right! I am a proud otaku who prefers 2D over 3D! And I feel at ease when I'm in Akihabara!
Call me creepy if you want!
......on second thought, please don't. I shouldn't have taken you girls there."
I don't think this will be of much use to you.
>"Seems like yesterday's trip went really bad."
????????????????
This is really bad!
She knows it was really bad!!!
That's all?
I know! It's really bad!
Like someone said in the thread, I guess they went back to the restaurant after that
and had a secret meeting.
It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━!!!!!
Really bad, she sayswwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwww
Did Kansai and Miss Undie say something else?"
"Attraction to Loli Jugs"!
Having found a solution to all your problems, I end my turn!
It's all she wrote.
First of all, I've learned that you can't make someone wait long once an e-mail conversation starts.
I also managed to control my urge to reply instantly like the premature ejaculator I am.
Now, what should I write for my first reply?
I, for one, would send an e-mail like
"Yeah... I should have been more thoughtful of you all."
and hope that Loli will throw in a good word for me.
Well, it's not surprising that they talked about it in the family restaurant......
What's surprising is that they told her how bad it was......
So, what are you going to reply?
if we can make this a fun conversation.
Okay.
I'd just ask
"Did Kansai and Miss Undie say something?"
and keep it short and simple.
That's why we have to put our all into the first e-mail...... because we're VIP.
Send this.
Ask Kansai for help.
And you're going to be relying on Loli to save you next, huh?
Especially the "of you all" part.
Wouldn't it be better to try to convince them
that you didn't think Akihabara would be that bad?
"Maybe I just lack common sense because I'm an otaku. （＾ω＾；）"
and buy us time to think about the next move.
"Of course, it went really bad. We went to Akihabara, after all."
See how she reacts if you act like it was somebody else's problem.
That's it!!
...is what I think, but does everyone else agree?
So my prediction came true, huh...
I approve.
Really bad, really bad, really bad......
I can't think of anything else......
so I had no idea it was like that further inside...
They must have been creeped out."
"Tell me about it... What did they say?"
Sent.
Let's just post whatever we come up with.
I was looking forward to seeing more of his miraculous handling.
is pretty good, in my opinion.
Someone else suggested it sometime earlier.
Judging from her e-mail, I think we can safely assume that after the trip
the entire family restaurant staff discussed me in the staff room.
That means, Kansai and Miss Understanding must have told them their impressions of what happened yesterday.
But what we don't know is what those impressions were!!
Well, he has to let them know that he wasn't oblivious to what the girls were feeling.
so I had no idea it was that bad."
Send this to justify what you did.
Right. It wouldn't be a lie either. Here are my excuses:
- Specialist stores
- Akiba seemed like the place for it
- I didn't think they'd be that creeped out
- I regret it now
I'm thinking of using these.
If we're careless, it might end up sounding like an excuse.
But I guess we don't have much of a choice this time, huh...
I think that's a good direction.
They're sounding Molester out to laugh and squeal at his replies.
Maybe Molester didn't read it the first time.
There's no point telling Loli that you regret it now.
Say it to the other two girls.
Kansai told you the same thing several times already.
I'm convinced that she must have at least heard about it.
- Molester is an otaku.
- Molester has been to Akiba multiple times, at least.
It's only natural to assume that these two facts have reached Loli's ears too.
I realized after posting that they've already been in his room and found out about his hobbies,
so we can't really use that excuse anymore...... We'll have to go with >>235, huh...
When I read the suggestions in the thread,
it seemed like everyone wanted him to just send "What did they say?"
I was afraid it'd make it seem like Molester had no idea how bad it was and I was going (((( ；ﾟДﾟ))) shake shake
But Molester luckily added "Tell me about it..." all by himself.
Good job!!
so we might want to come up with a reply to that.
Since it looks like we can't use the "It wasn't like that last time I was there." excuse,
I would recommend the "I was surprised too because I don't go to there that often." approach...
"I was surprised too." should be more comforting for the girls than "I regret it now."
if you ask me.
In that case, it's already game over.
>>241
I'll say this because you seem to have missed this, but they probably know I'm an anime otaku.
At the very least, Kansai knows for sure.
You guys making up all kinds of shit in your heads is what makes OP go berserk...
>"I was surprised too." should be more comforting for the girls than "I regret it now."
>if you ask me.
This.
As I already said earlier, I can't use that approach.
The reason being, I didn't act the least bit surprised when I was there with them.
It should be enough to tell the other two later in person.
It's Loli he's exchanging e-mails with right now.
He should tell Loli that he regrets it now
and tell the other two in person later.
"I knew that Akiba is full of crazy otaku,
but I also knew that it's full of specialist stores for self-defense products.
But I honestly didn't think the girls would be that creeped out.
I feel bad for what I did to them."
How about something like this?
The girls seem to see something in you they don't see in other guys. It's far from game over.
"They came to the family restaurant afterwards
and said they were really surprisedw"
Urgh...
You achieved what you set out to do. There's nothing wrong with buying self-defense products in Akiba where the selection is best.
I don't think anyone expects you to do every single thing right. Am I wrong?
Well, at least, until the next time you have to face them in person.
Well, at least, until the next time you have to face them in person.
I GOT BINGOOOOOO!!!
At least, from the looks of it.
If they already know that you're the kind of anime otaku who'd blend in perfectly with the Akiba crowd,
then you'll never be able to get rid of that image.
Even if you feel bad for what happened or act like you were surprised, the equation "Molester = creep" is forever ingrained in their minds......
I think it just feels awkward for them to e-mail him right now.
If that was the case, he wouldn't have gotten an e-mail at all.
"When I go to Akihabara to buy something, I always just go straight to the store that sells it,
so I hadn't even registered that it was that bad.
Or maybe my eyes are already so used to it because I'm an otaku?w"
"Ahh, I feel bad for what I did to them...
I took them to Akihabara to look for self-defense products,
but I didn't think they'd be that creeped out."
"I did notice something was wrong when we were there, but couldn't bring up it up. *sweat*"
"I feel bad for taking them there..."
should be enough, no?
Ask her what exactly they were so shocked about.
Really!?
Loli: "How did you think they'd react?!"
I didn't mean it in a bad way.
I would like to find out, but... I have no idea how...
must be a lot like how I felt when I lost my lvl 88 ninja I'd put so much time and effort into.
That would be interesting to know.
What he means is, they asked Loli to e-mail you because it's less awkward for her.
They must have had a blast talking about you in the family restaurant yesterdaywwww
The queston is, were they simply shocked about Akiba or about how Molester blended right into Akiba?
I have the feeling it was the former.
>but I didn't think they'd be that creeped out.
Let's hope she replies to this part.
She may not be quite as fast as Kansai with her short e-mails, but she's still crazy fast.
"Akihabara must be amazing from what I've heardw"
Looks like it's just as I'd feared.
It must have been the sight of all those otaku stores lined up in one street.
Loli should be more worried about her habit of puking in her sleep instead.
Or am I being too optimistic?
Molester isn't giving us any time for discussion between e-mails,
but note how he's never tried this hard before
to take all our opinions into account.
Feel free to get carried away all you want, but make sure to tell her honestly how you feel.
Be thankful that you got to meet these girls and treasure it.
Loli: "Creep."
"I figured they'd be fine, but I was just going by my own standards.
I regret it now."
Sent.
No, you might be onto something there.
Agreed.
"You know what else is amazing? The selection of self-defense products there!"
I couldn't agree more.
>>287
That means, they weren't creeped out by you, Molester.
So calm down!
"Are you with Loli right now?!"
and catch her off guard.
Guess she couldn't tell you that they were actually creeped out by you, Molesterw
But well, now that it's come to this, all you can really do is keep apologizing and hope for the best.
You should have made a joke about it instead imo.
I don't have Loli's phone number.
It's highly likely that she got my number from Kansai though.
As the guy who predicted Loli's reply in >>246, I don't like the way you phrased this.
You're basically implying that you weren't creeped out at all.
Loli's next reply will show if Kansai and Miss Undie are next to her right now or not.
If they are, her reply should be a bit more specific this time.
If they're not, she'll just repeat how surprised they were without any new info.
Instead of apologizing, you could say
"I shouldn't have taken the girls there."
That's about the only thing I can think of.
That's the only viable option.
Let's change it to "Akihabara is known as THE town for self-defense products."
and try to convince them that he was so focussed on this part that he forgot it's also THE town for otaku.
Why do I feel like their team is way stronger than ours?
I bet Kansai is the one who's sending the e-mails from Loli's cell phone.
"Akiba sounds fun! I wanna see it too! Take me there!"
all of a sudden?w
Hang in there, Molester. This is gonna be the turning point of your story.
That'd be hilarious.
We'd have to mobilize all our funnels againw
That's why I figured I'd take them there for self-defense products..."
would be better imo.
Molester QUALITY is when you can't rule out anything no matter how unlikely because it might actually happen.
Tell them the truth!
Wouldn't our funnels just increase the otaku population in Akiba?w
please make sure your e-mails are easy to reply to.
Seems like Loli can still laugh about it, so I'm sure Kansai and Miss Undie can too.
You should seriously try cracking a joke about it.
"You don't need to worry about it that much.
I don't think that the two are that shocked either."
They're sitting right next to her, aren't they?
That's not true thoughw
Really? I hope it's true...
They're definitely sitting right next to her. We're not dealing with one person here. It's all three of them.
They're just letting Loli send the e-mails because it's less awkward for her.
Seriously now?
But we did guess right that all three of them were there.
I'm somewhat relieved now.
Was it just us being paranoid?
It's not?w
It's the oldest trick in the book
∧∧ ∧∧
Woo━━━━ (*ﾟ∀ﾟ) (∀ﾟ*)━━━━━━t!!!!!!!!!!!!
彡 ⊂ つ⊂ つ ミ
(( ⊂、 / ＼ ～つ ))
ミ ∪ ≡ U′ 彡
That's an e-mail from Kansai and Miss Undie to check how you're doing.
You can finally relax.
Looks like the only reason Kansai and Miss Undie didn't e-mail you was because it felt too awkward.
One thing's for certain though. You're always going to be associated with Akiba from now onw
I can't think of anything else that could help you now.
Alright, if the girls themselves are telling you not to worry about it,
then we should just go with it even if it may not be completely true.
There were quite a few posts yesterday
about how we're being paranoid though.
We're back in the game, boys.
"Tell the two girls next to you I'm sorry."
I bet you'd get a call from Kansai right away.
"I hope you're right about that.
By the way, are you not working today?"
"Well, I was shocked that Akihabara had changed so much compared to when I was last there a long time ago."
Make it seem like you're relieved a little and slightly shift the subject.
Something like "Glad to hear that. Do you think Miss Undie will be fine with the self-defense products we bought?"
But we'll have to come up with something better for the last part.
Don't reply immediately this time.
How can it be a long time ago if he's there once a month?w
Ignored us, huh... Well, I guess there's no use staying on that topic for too long.
After all, Kansai and Miss Undie are clearly reading the e-mails too.
I remember a bunch of posts like that, but didn't the majority say that we're in deep shit?
Well, not that it matters now anywayw
Count yourself lucky.
Looks like you've found friends for life. In us VIPPERs, that is.
Now I'm curious how he's going to reply if she says she's free today...
There you go changing the subject without any transition whatsoeverw
But well, I do agree that it's probably pointless dwelling on the subject of Akiba any longer.
That's very reassuring!!
>>345
That's my super forceful yet miraculous handling skills in action.
I just figured it'd be a bad idea to keep talking about Akiba if the three of them are together right now...
The lady from the pachinko parlor I frequent greets me with "Long time no see." when I haven't been there just for four days though.
Let's just hope he shows some growth.
They go out for drinks → She pukes in her sleep again → mumble mumble
Maybe something like this?w
"No, I don't have any lectures either. Actually, I don't have anything to do today."
She's totally in small talk mode now.
>I just figured it'd be a bad idea to keep talking about Akiba if the three of them are together right now...
I agree with you there, but the way you changed the subject was too sudden.
But that's what I like about you.
Hang in there.
Sounds like that's part of her strategy to get customers to visit more frequently.
Well, well, he did quite well, don't you think?
And towards the end of the conversation, if he could bring it up again like
"I feel really bad for taking them to Akihabara. I'll e-mail or call them later and tell them I'm sorryw
Thanksw"
it would be perfect.
"Wanna come to my place for drinks?"
Send this!!!!!!!!!!
Ask her "Wanna see Akiba with your own eyes?"
I feel like he should have sent something like this too.
Should I carry on the small talk for a bit and then end it with
"Apologize to them for me when you see them, will you? Bye!" or something?
It's like the tone of the conversation has completely changed.
I don't think you'll get to bring up Akiba anymore.
I can see how he made it this far with blind luck.
Whether it's just luck or not, things are going very well so far.
Like I could do that!!
The Loli route has appeared!!
You mustn't run away!
You mustn't run away!
You mustn't run away!
You mustn't run away!
You mustn't run away!
Ikari-kun! Pull yourself together!
You're going to ask Loli to apologize to them for you?
You really think that's going to help you see the girls again?
I think >>356 would be better.
It'd make it easier for you to contact them too.
>"I'll apologize to them when I see them. Bye!"
Fixed that for you.
You'll see that taking them to Akiba was alright in retrospect and you win.
Right. You should leave out the "apologize for me" part.
Doing small talk for a bit and then bringing up the incident again sounds like it could work.
Apologize to them directly.
but I guess you'll just have to do it at the end.
We'll leave the small talk to you.
She's the one who sent the first e-mail, so don't get hasty now.
Her puking in her sleep is all the more reason to be friendly to her now.
Then ask Loli "What did you do with my T-shirt?" please.
Lol.
"By the way, I noticed you use polite speech when you talk to me, Miss Loli. There's no need to, you know?"
Even if it's a strategy, I don't mind since she's cute.
Ohh!
Molester is about to fulfil the minimum requirements of a popular guy for the first time!!!
Well, you use polite speech too when you talk to Miss Undie though.
Even if she stopped using full-on polite speech, she can't just suddenly switch to super casual speech eitherw
For now, just focus on the small talk and keep it going.
In the meantime, we VIPPERs will try to come up with a good way to end it.
Just when we finally have a party happening here, I have to go to my tutor...
I hope there'll be a shitstorm waiting for me when I get back in two hours!!
ﾉｼ
"Wellw
You're older than me, so I figured I should be polite..."
I'm older than her!?
Ask her how old she is.
Make some small talk, and finish it with an e-mail saying
how you'll apologize to them even if you still don't really know how.
Also, it'd be great if you could ask her if Kansai is sitting next to her.
I think >>356 is a good way to end it. What do you guys think?
If it's an e-mail, they can easily dodge your apology like "Ehh... What's with you all of a sudden?"
One more thing. Switch to casual speech asap because it's always the first step to getting closer to someone.
What!? Loli is still in her teens?!
Wait, how old is Kansai then?
I knew she'd reply with something like that.
or well, a way to bring up the Akiba thing one last time.
I use semi-polite speech when I talk to Miss Understanding and I switch between casual and polite speech depending on the situation.
But in case of Loli, I started out with polite speech, switched to casual, then back to polite and so on until I got really confused,
so it's kinda hard for me to use polite speech right now.
But in general, it's good to get acquainted with them as much as possible, right?
I lol'd.
Oh yeah, someone had already posted a suggestion.
Yeah, let's go with >>356
And then tell her that you'd prefer casual speech in both cases.
"Eh? You're in the same year as Kansai, aren't you?
In that case, you have to use casual speech too, you know?"
is what I sent.
That's it!!
MOLESTER MAY ACTUALLY HAVE THE LOOKS OF A MIDDLE-AGED MAN
Is that why she called Molester her little brother?
Even if Loli doesn't remember puking in her sleep,
I assumed that Kansai had told her about it.
But she really seems clueless.
"Eh? I'm still in my first year of university, you know!?"
I remember hearing somewhere that Kansai and her were in the same year, but maybe it was just my misunderstanding?
No, I think most people wouldn't tell her.
"I felt so bad that I couldn't contact them, you know?
I'll e-mail or call them later and tell them I'm sorryw"
Pretend you haven't noticed that all three of them are together right now.
>>410 Did she call him that?
She either feels so awkward that she's still waiting for the right time to apologize,
or she feels so awkward that she can't even apologize for it, so she's trying to make you forget about it with small talk.
Wasn't Kansai just being considerate to Loli the same way she was considerate to Molester?
Kansai probably told Loli it was one of her T-shirts.
IIRC she called him little brother in one of her e-mails.
>>99 was meant to be
>>399
Sent.
Because Loli never brings it up.
It's better to send more cheerful ones that contain a question.
Use a 2ch browser.
LOL
Let's go with this.
"Ehh? Does that mean I look older than my age?"
Send this.
Gah! That's the thing women are most sensitive about!
"No, no, au contraire, you look almost too young for a university student to me."
"Because your boobs don't look like the boobs of a teenager..."
You pervert!
She won't know the meaning of "au contraire"w
"You mean I look like a working adult, right? *huff puff*"
is what she'll reply. I bet 1000 F-cups.
That might make things even worse depending on how she takes it.
Shall we get married...?
Molester, can't you send any e-mails that are a bit more uplifting?
Or take the initiative and ask her interesting questions?
"What university club are you in?
You said you were on your way home from a university club get-together the other day."
"You don't look like a university student either, Mr. Molester."
Crap, did I piss her off?
I'm sorry, but my heart already belongs to someone else.
Whoa, whoa, already set your sights on the next target, huh?w
I'm afraid Molester wouldn't tell us even if he found out what club she's in.
"Sorry about yesterday. I'm e-mailing with Loli about it right now."
to Kansai.
That's just forceful and not miraculous at all!!
We'll let you handle all that small talk.
Show us how good your handling is.
In return, leave the finishing e-mail to us.
is the e-mail everyone's waiting for.
"And what do I look like to you?" should be good.
"Because I'm a midget with a babyface, I know. I wish I was born a bit more handsome!!"
Trying to steer into a more lighthearted jokey territory.
What do you mean?
A NEET.
I don't think Molester has the skills to have two e-mail conversations at the same timew
It wouldn't be a nice thing to do if she was avoiding the topic fully aware of what happened.
An otakuw
He should send an e-mail to Miss Understanding too.
I guess he doesn't, huh?
This is now a thread where you watch Molester paint himself more and more into a corner. ＾＾
put together:
"Anyways, I felt so bad that I couldn't contact them,
but I'll e-mail or call them later. Thanksw"
Final answer?
Final answer.
Get a clue, I say without a clue myself.
"Ehh... He's saying he's a midget with a babyface."
"He looks older than 20 though, honestly."
Don't worry, this is the conversation they're having right now.
"Yeah, I think you're more cute than handsome."
Ehh...
We'll still have to come up with what he should say in the e-mail or call later.
SHE SAID YOU'RE CUTE━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!!!
Well, aren't you the ladies' man, you little punk?
This is starting to piss me offw
I'm sure we can come up with something together.
Don't you guys know the concept of SOCIAL PLEASANTRIES or what?ww
Where did that come from?
Use this to make your e-mails cuter!
Are you happy? You're happy, aren't you?! Admit it!
Fuuuuuuuuuuck...........................
にしこり
Add this one toow
It's supposed to look like Matsui Hideki.
Just sent this.
Whoawwwwwwww Whoawwwwwwww
ふ ← Add this. It's someone who's bowling.
Is it just me or is Molester going berserk in a weird direction right now?
Oofwwww So hard to reply towwww
(ﾉ∀`) Oh boy.
Wait, is this happening real-time right now?
Loli: "I... like it."
"It's better than being ugly, isn't it?
There are more than enough girls who are into cute guys, you know?"
There are!?
I don't know what you should be replying to her e-mails.
I don't even know if it's a good thing that you're having this conversation right now.
Change the subject or call it quits before you make a mistake.
HE'S GOING BERSERK AGAIN!
"でつ ← Snoopy"
to Kansai out of nowhere and make her laugh!
He's making laid-back small talk.
...isn't he?
Sounds like you're not Loli's type. I'm relieved.
It's almost as if she's trying to tell you she's one of those girls.
But Loli Jugs would be wasted on you, Molester.
A man who dares say that her jugs are in the way doesn't deserve her.
All I see is Mr. Saturn from the game Mother wearing a hood...
No, wait, becoming their little brother character actually sounds nice.
Gotta stay on the ball."
It's about time we end this conversation.
Small talk, yeah.
But laid-back? He's way over the speed limit.
Wow, you guys posted two exactly opposite opinionsw
Polar-opposite opinionsw
>>506 gets my vote though.
>>467
I feel like you shouldn't send that...
Why don't you use this as an excuse to see them again?
If you ask me, getting Loli to apologize to the other girls for you
will only make Kansai mad at you for not being manly again, don't you think?
Shouldn't Molester be off-limits to Loli since he's her friend's love interest?
I bet he's already sent itw
They are!?
Loli: "Sorry, but that's never happening. ＾＾"
Is it Kansai? Is she talking about Kansai?
No one.
Send "I never had to look frantically for a date."
or invite them over for a crab hot pot at Christmas.
Sent.
Loli and Butler Yamaoka both confirmed to be single?
This is him going berserk, isn't it!?
Find out if they got boyfriends or not.
Whoawwwwww
"Eh? You've always been alone on Christmas?"
is what she's going to reply, I can feel it.
"Molester is so annoying for being clingy."
if you ask me.
but I can't hold it in anymore.
I envy Molester so fucking much right now!
I'd be okay with that toow
What's with this super smooth handling? This isn't anything like what we're used to seeing from Molester!
Babyface Molester... (;´Д｀) pant pant
If it was me, I'd be like "Whoawwwww OKwwwwwww"
"Exactly. Let's both do our bestw"
Yeah, as you can see, our conversation is coming to a wonderful end thanks to my skillful handling.
I mean, it is better to end it sooner rather than later, right?
Because I can assure you, I will slip up sooner or later if this goes on.
Loli confirmed to be single.
Send this to find out if they're all single or not.
>>467
and wrap it up for today.
But man, it's like he's a completely different guy compared to when he was e-mailing Kansai the first time.
"You're right. I'll do my best. I felt so bad about taking the two girls to Akihabara that I couldn't contact them,
but I'll e-mail or call them later. Thanks."
Sent.
Send "In that case, introduce me to a girl. Like Kansai, for example."
and see how she reacts.
If it's just random small talk, there's nothing wrong with continuing a little longer, right?
No need to abruptly end it imo.
The Kansai in my imagination would have replied "Wanna try spending Christmas with me?" instead.
You motherfucker...... You always act like you're still the same old Molester, but you've actually grown a lot, haven't you?
I stopped reading there.
I think you did well todayw
GJ.
It was really obvious from your reply that you wanted to end the conversation thoughw
Now then, let's think about what to say to Kansai or Miss Undie next, I guess.
>>506 Guys who believe this can go on living.
But only Loli knows the truth.
But I do think it was your best performance yet. (・∀・)
It had a completely different feel to it than your conversations with Kansai though.
It was pretty good.
As someone who's read all your conversations with Miss Undie and Kansai so far, I must say it was quite good.
Let's just forget that the conversations with Miss Undie ever happened, okay?
Aside from the fact that you went berserk for a bit there.
If it's someone he's indifferent about, he can talk to them just fine.
That's what's good about him.
ALL OF AMERICA WAS MOVED!
I bet 1000 Loli that she doesn't remember it and hasn't heard about it.
the question is who to contact first, Kansai or Miss Understanding.
She probably doesn't know yet.
Loli's next reply would change everything...
Just say "It's fine if Loli doesn't remember it."
But it'd make it seem like you're expecting an apology, I guess...
Yeah, but if OP gets any better at writing e-mails than this,
I might have to give up on this thread.
Just send the same e-mail to both of them at the same time. I don't see the problem.
They've all forgotten about it.
1. Kansai hasn't told her out of consideration.
After all, Kansai knows that Molester is the kind of sensitive guy who makes up an excuse just to go to his parents' place.
2. Kansai wanted Molester's shirt for herself, so she secretly took it when Loli Jugs was asleep.
What should we do now?
Keep the puking incident on the side until you run out of topics.
Don't bring it up if everything goes smoothly. (´ー｀)
That's a terrible idea.
You should never send the same e-mail to multiple girls.
"There's really no need to worry about it so much.
Also, I'm sorry about Sunday. I'll return your shirt washed."
She did hear about it!!
Put the shirt up for auction when you get it backｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ!!
She did hear about it!!
～⌒ヽ.
_.～⌒ヽ. ('A`)～´ ｀ヽ._.′ ヽ._.～~
It's about the puking!～´ ｀ヽ._.′ ヽ._ﾉ
3. Loli's trying to avoid you now. She only contacted you today because she was told to.
Do it!
Ask her out to lunch or dinner when she returns your shirt.
It's not a nice thing to do.
They're all in the same place, but it was Loli who sent an e-mail.
What could this mean?
Looks like she was waiting for the right time to apologize.
Just tell her she doesn't need to worry about it.
But you were probably going to do that anyway.
"Don't worry about it. Let's all go out for drinks sometime."
It's hereｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ
"Don't worry about it."
and you'll be fine.
But if you ask me, I'd want you to send "The smellier the better for me."
Call her! And while you're at it, talk to Kansai who's probably sitting right next to her.
"Huh? You replied? I must have missed it."
and not reply today? Or would it be better if I replied?
Help me, VIPPEMON!!
You seemed a bit out of it when you left. lol"
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
I ENVY YOU SO MUCH.
She brought up her puking!
Just tell her to throw it away.
He doesn't have Loli's number.
Of course, you should.
Something like
"Don't worry, I don't mind."
But I refuse!
If I was Molester, I'd be flipping my shit right now.
"Don't worry about it. And go easy on the booze. You're a minor, after allw"
should be enough.
Just keep doing what you've been doing.
Calm down.
Tell her not to worry about it and set her mind at ease.
Send this and earn yourself some brownie points.
All you have to do is send
"No, no, I didn't mind at allw
What's the point of acting like you missed her e-mail?
ヽ(ﾟдﾟ)ノ That's pretty good.
Oh yeah, that's right. I got a little too excited.
I'll make sure to pick it up sometime at the family restaurant!"
Act like a hypocrite, like you didn't really want the shirt, but want the shirt anywayw
Huh? How much time do we have until Molester goes berserk?
What's "blam you" supposed to mean?w
I meant to write "blame you"...
to celebrate getting his shirt back.
Throw it away if you want. I never wear it anyway."
is what I sent.
Please send this.
You're not getting it back? What a waste.
How about this?
That's not a nice thing to say...
"He doesn't want his shirt back because my vomit got on it... I see..."
That's what she'll think.
Calm down. It's not like you'll ever get your hands on it either way.
Why'd you have to add that second line? It'll just make her feel worse.
Even if you tell her that, there's no way Loli's going to throw it awaywwww No one wouldw
Seems okay to me.
Loli: "He gave me a shirt he never wears and doesn't need, huh..."
Wouldn't it have been better to use a different excuse than "I never wear it"?
But I was never able to get into puke porn.
It just makes it super awkward for her.
Even if you don't need it, just let her return it and throw it away after that.
You're talking about 2D, aren't you?
And we learned about another one of Molester's weird fetishes.
3D scat porn is a completely different beast compared to 2D scat porn though.
is what she replied.
Try sending this to her.
Don't you say no. Just let her return it to you.
Even if you really don't need the shirt, isn't telling her she can throw it away a shitty thing to do?
"Oh, don't worry about itw
I'll come pick up the shirt in the next few days."
would've been better.
She's a good girl. Say okay.
1. She can't throw it away because she has common sense.
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2. She doesn't want to keep your shirt because she thinks you're creepy.
It's more considerate to offer picking it up at their restaurant, but I wish he'd ask her to come to his place instead.
Just imagine Miss Loli coming to see you♪
Kansai and the other girls might come along too.
Just give it back the next time we meet or something."
should do it.
Whoawwwwww Scarywwwwwwwww
If you send that, she'll have to always have your shirt on her at all times.
It's easier for her if you just go pick it up yourself.
You sound annoyed all of a suddenw
Whoawwww Found the guy who still doesn't know that being too considerate to others can be a pain in the ass too.
Then he makes it seem like he doesn't want it back because she had it on.
He's really hitting it out of the park today. LOL
But she wants to come to your room again really bad♥
...heh, as if.
Send it without the first line.
I feel like the legendary Grand Finale is actually possible now!
Dude, choose your words more carefullyw
You could have worded it a bit nicerw
It's like you're super mad at her for trying to return your shirt.
Next time, read your e-mail before sending it and think about how it might make the other person feel.
would have been clever.
I'll ask Kansai for advice... *sniff*"
...OP gets an e-mail from Kansai later.
Kansai: "Hey, stop picking on Loli, you prick."
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??
Seriously!!?
will get read by Miss Understanding and Kansai.
"Thank you."
That's all you had to say.
It's all good.
It's not like you sent
"I don't need a shirt with your vomit on it!!"
But he ruined it all in the blink of an eyewwww
Yep, he's still the Molester we know and loveww Molesterww
I bet Kansai made Loli send the e-mail about the shirt.
I wouldn't even be surprised if Kansai was the one who sent it from Loli's cell phone......
→ Write it down → Reread your e-mail → Make fine adjustments → Send it
Learn to do all this in 3 minutes!
Oh well, it should be fine since Loli is not your target right now anyway.
There's no telling how Kansai will react when she finds out about this,
but you don't need to worry too much about Loli for now.
I do think that you fucked that last one up though.
That e-mail from Loli about his shirt came out of nowhere like a counter attack at the end of a soccer match.
The only one that's left is the Meganesh route.
Nah, I don't think it's that big of a deal.
There goes the Loli flag too.
Eh? What? How was that going berserk?
makes me think she's going to call him and apologize. Anyone else feel this way?
Guys,
take
deep
breaths.
There was never a Loli flag in the first place.
so let's just relax and wait for a reply from Loli.
／＼⌒ヽ pound
／ ／⌒)ﾉ pound
∧＿∧ ＼ （( ∧＿∧
（； ´Д｀））' ））（・∀・ ；） Calm down and pound some rice!
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.（O ﾉ )￣￣￣(）__ ）
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I'm already calm though!
Inhaaa～～～～～～～～aale and exhaaaa～～～～～～～～～～～～～aaale
you shouldn't send e-mails like that, Molester.
"I heard everything from Loli."
Loli might tell Kansai that Molester seemed mad at her.
And Molester gets a miraculous call from Kansai.
Reply from Kansai:
"What a coincidence. I heard everything from Loli too."
Wouldn't that make it seem like
he didn't even notice how creeped out the girls were until Loli told him about it?
"Please bring a barf bag with you next time♥"
You never know!
Maybe there was a one-in-a-ten-thousand chancewwwww
I seriously think you should tell Kansai you heard everything from Loli.
is all due to the fact that Christmas is around the corner?
Is it just me or is she taking too long to reply?
Don't get full of yourself!
That's rich coming from the guy who made a lady cryw
Uho, nice!
If that was the case, the girls should be competing over you in some way,
but there has been no indication of such behavior.
In other words, I don't think Christmas has anything to do with it!
I don't think the girls are thinking that far ahead.
Congrats, you're just being used.
Whoa, whoa, let's not get carried away now, okay?
"If Miss Undie and Kansai don't want Mr. Molester, they can't complain if I make him mine!"
Too bad it's over now.
I don't know what I might end up doing to him...
Are you picking a fight with me because I'll most likely spend Christmas here alone on VIP?
Yeah, I can see that happening.
I'm sure Loli and Kansai tell each other everything...
it'd probably something like "Let's hang out since we're all single and don't have anything to do anyway".
When that happens, Molester is fucked because he can't do Karaoke.
unlike Miss Undie and Kansai.
but I got an e-mail from Loli and now I feel like I have to apologize no matter what.
I'm sorry for yesterday. It must have creeped you two out."
Act like you're feeling down because of yesterday and Kansai is sure to take it from there.
At least, the Kansai in my imagination would help you clear your name with all she has.
Becoming popular is easy. Staying popular is what's hard.
should we contact Kansai next? Something like "You're not mad at me, are you?"
It's that kind of arrogance that will be your downfall.
Mark
my
words!!
To Glasses, that is.
Uhowwwwwww OKwwwwww Whoaww
Please kill me for immediately thinking bffs stands for best friends for sex.
Is OP going to beg Glasses for crab again?w
Sorry, but I thought the same thing.
Great idea,
may the VIPPERs be your witness.
I like that.
I want Loli and Kansai to pay you a visit out of nowhere.
(Loli returns your shirt and Kansai chews you out for what happened in Akihabara.)
And you answer the door in your trunks, obviously.
That's it!
Contact Kansai, Miss Undie, Loli and Butler about a Christmas party at your place.
Invite Glasses over too and tell him to bring some crab.
You'll save a lot of money that way.
Plus, Glasses can keep Miss Understanding company to give the Miss Undie route some closure.
Then, make your move on Kansai to finally activate the Glasses route.
What I'm gonna do on Christmas is have pork cutlets on rice with hot green tea on VIP, then go to Akiba for a crab hot pot.
while we VIPPERs watch them via a livestream in this thread.
Christmas is still quite some time away, guys.
so I guess I'll try to get some sleep in preparation for tomorrow...
Hey, wait the fuck up. You're not going to contact Kansai and Miss Understanding today?
Dude, is it really a good idea to let it end with that e-mail?
All the towns are already preparing for Christmas though.
Might get me in the Christmas mood a little.
That's too harsh. （＾ω＾；）
Some small talk... Small talk... ('A`) I got nothing.
"Say, did you know? Christmas trees these days come with needles that glow at the tip."
Those are even older than the turbo fighters Molester was so excited about...
Besides, you still have to send e-mails to the other two girls.
I couldn't agree more.
Since Loli and Kansai obviously tell each other everything,
I think it'd be best to apologize by e-mail or call tonight if possible.
It's called fiber optics, I think.
It's too specific a topic to bring up out of nowhere though.
× get some sleep in preparation for tomorrow
○ get some sleep in preparation for late-night anime
but also to give you a hint that you should contact Miss Understanding and Kansai asap?
I can tell you're exhausted and scared from that post alone, but hang in there.
This is a crucial moment.
Remember how you told Loli that you're going to apologize to Miss Undie and Kansai?
If they're together right now, they might be waiting for it now......
"Sure, if you want to, but you really don't have to.
Just give it back the next time we meet or something."
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You want to this to be your last e-mail?w That's terrible.
I think so too.
She probably couldn't bear seeing them unable to contact each other any longer.
But if you take a step forward instead, you'll be less anxious because you'll have lots of other stuff on your mind.
There are times when you have no choice but to wait anxiously, but this is not one of them.
"Well, I'm going to bed now since I have to get up early tomorrow.
And don't worry about the T-shirt! It can happen to anyone when they're drunk!
Bye then."
How many times are you going to say that you're scared?
IT'S ALL ABOUT MOMENTUM!!!
http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/
Dude, you're starting to sound like Train Man when he was a pussy in the first few threads...
What happened to the premature ejaculator Molester?
What's with you!? You used to be so gung-ho!
Don't run away when it counts the most.
If you still have enough energy to watch late-night anime, then hang in there a little longer.
Give Kansai a call and send an e-mail to Miss Understanding!
Running away because you're scared is the worst thing you can do.
"What are you talking about? Anyways, Loli and I are on our way to your place right now to return your shirt."
That's what the Kansai in my imagination is saying.
The scary thing about Kansai is that I can totally see her doing that.
It's scary, but it's moe too.
In that case,
we can expect an early-morning report again, huh?
Heard Akihabara got you shook upw
Seriously though, I'm really sorry."
Send this to Kansai.
And when they realize that you still haven't apologized, it's game over for you for real.
"I'm really sorry."
is all you have to send.
There are times when a man has to go for broke and wing it!
Express your regret for what happened yesterday,
while stressing that Akiba is indeed the best place for self-defense products.
If you don't apologize today, the three girls will undoubtedly think of you as a coward from today on.
Now, here are your three choices:
1. Refuse to contact them today whatever the consequences may be.
2. Come up with something to contact them about. Do it no matter what.
3. Send a creepy e-mail.
Send this.
- You wanted to show them specialist stores for self-defense products
- That's why you took them to Akiba
- You didn't think they'd be that creeped out
- You regret it now
We've been over this already.
"He━━(OwO)━━y!!!
Thanks again for yesterday. I have to go to bed early today, but I hope we can all hang out again. That'd be great."
I'd send something like this instead of cracking a joke.
Since you already explained everything to Loli, why not just send a funny lighthearted e-mail?
No need to think that hard about it.
but he doesn't post his report until the next evening where he confesses that
he almost got to lose his virginity but couldn't because he didn't have a condom.
It was with Kansai, of course.
Since Loli was like "Let's both do our bestw" earlier, I guess this isn't going to happen anytime soon,
but wouldn't it be great?
Like I keep telling you,
start the e-mail with "I heard everything from Loli."
Send something like
"I'M SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A CLUELESS IDIOT! I'M SOOOOOOOO SORRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
WOOHOOO～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～!!"
It's the great Sweet Bean Jelly Man!
And then follow up with
"I had a feeling you were feeling uneasy yesterday. It seems I was right... Sorry for that."
Keep it light and casual. Just like Loli was in her e-mails to you.
"You talked to Loli about what happened in Akihabara, huh?
Seems like Akihabara got you shook upw
...seriously though, I'm really sorry. I regret it now."
Something along these lines.
"You talked to Loli about what happened in Akihabara, huh?
Seems like Akihabara got you shook upw
...ヽ|・∀・|ノ This calls for Sweet Bean Jelly Man!"
should be good, no?
I'd send >>819 if I was OPw I'm serious.
I think it's moe when someone can say sorry sincerely.
"I feel bad for what I did..." ← "You better!"
"I'm sorry..." (´-`).｡ｏＯ(Maybe I should forgive him... But if apologizing was enough, we wouldn't need the police! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ Idiot!)
What's this!? Glasses looks over as if he wants to join the party!
As a guy myself, I don't know if that's true, but a cute guy like Molester saying "I'm sorry" might lead to
Kansai: "Alright, alright. You're forgiven. By the way, can I hug you?"
This is my chance to go to the grocery store then.
Now that you mention it, he's not posting anything.
Yeah, right? By the way... Uho!
Now that we've collected a bunch of ideas, let's see which one Molester picks.
Loli appears!
Miss Undie appears!
The monsters strike before Molester has time to prepare!
Note: Women are monsters.
Please elaborate.
She says she's going to let our daughter take medicine with it.
Oh, breastfeeding, huh?
We use baby formula.
I'm so jelly.
She doesn't get mad at you for browsing 2ch right next to her at a time like that?
My wife would lose her shit.
Well, why don't you lie down with your daughter then? Keep her warm when she's sleeping instead of reading a thread like this.
No... she's already old enough to wean... but we just can't get her to graduate from sucking on breasts....
Allow Glasses to join the party?
→ Yes.
Stay away from my butt!
Uho! Merry Christmas!
Are you seriously going to run away?
Hey, are you okay? You're acting weird.
Me too.
I really hope he just quoted the wrong post.
You and me, outside, now! And bring some cleaning equipment!
Did you forget how you got this far thanks to the VIPPERs' amazing advice!?
I can't believe I used to like him...
Secondly, does it even make a difference if I apologize tonight or tomorrow?
I don't see how waiting one more day is such a big deal.
I get that apologizing yesterday would have made a difference, but doing it today or tomorrow won't matter, will it?
Glasses joins the party!
I mustn't run away I mustn't run away I mustn't run away I mustn't run away I mustn't run away I mustn't run away I mustn't run away
Then, what's the point of postponing it to tomorrow?
It makes a huge difference.
Apologize right after hearing about all that from Loli would make a completely different impression.
Time to air it out. (´д｀)
Like I said, I don't think it's a good idea to make it seem like I'm only apologizing because I heard about it from Loli.
A real man would apologize right away.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Loli might be already asking the others
"Did Molester contact you guys?"
To me, sincerity is apologizing if you think you've done something wrong.
Looks like you've actually grown a bit, Molester. (+2mm added to your erection)
You don't have to mention that you heard about it from Loli.
We already know that they tell each other everything,
so you better act fast.
In other words, you're being tested right now.
What was >>839 about? Seriously, dude.
Do it thenw
Loli even gave you a chance to apologize.
If even Loli says yesterday's trip went really bad, then there must be some truth to it, don't you think?
In that case, isn't it time to show some sincerity?
This. Depending on the answer, we might have a problem.
My opinion is still as I posted earlier.
Don't tell her that you heard about it from Loli, in fact, don't mention that you talked to her at all.
But if we assume that they're always in contact with each other,
you should send an e-mail today since you told Loli you'll apologize to them.
Loli might ask them tomorrow if they got an e-mail from you, after all.
And the earlier you apologize the more sincere your apology will seem to them.
Besides, if you send an e-mail tomorrow, you'll be apologizing for something that happened two days ago.
Nothing good ever comes from postponing something in general.
Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
- Loli was trying to sound me out because Kansai and Miss Undie asked her to
- They had nothing to do with it
If it's the latter, it'd be best to apologize as soon as possible, but if it's the former, they'll soon know what Loli and I talked about...
Actually, chances are very high that they already know. In that case, if I e-mail them now,
they might think "Sending an e-mail just because he heard about it from Loli, huh?"
If they don't know, it won't really make a difference if I apologize today or tomorrow, will it?
And so, I'd rather calm down first and sleep on it before apologizing.
You guys don't want me to send an e-mail in my current state anyway. It would be disastrous.
You just said it yourself. It'd be best to apologize as soon as possible.
Weren't you getting a little pissed yourself when Loli took long to apologize?
You're the man.
Get married already. With Glasses, that is.
→ In other words, Molester hadn't even noticed that something was wrong because he's an otaku who thinks Akiba is a perfectly normal place
↑
Is this what you're afraid of?
the safe choice in both cases would be to apologize today, wouldn't it?
Answer >>870 first. You have some explaining to do.
You better give us an explanation.
Don't you act like nothing happened, you scum.
I don't really think the girls expect any apology, to be honest.
Instead of "Sending an e-mail just because he heard about it from Loli, huh?"
I think it's more likely that it'll be "He won't apologize even after we had Loli give him a hint, huh?"
Now that he told Loli that he'll apologize,
he doesn't really have a choice, does he?
What's there to get so worked up about? You guys need to go cool your heads.
You got that wrong, Molester, my boy.
You should apologize as soon as possible in both cases.
You need to put yourself in their shoes. You were so nice to take them shopping for self-defense products,
yet Akihabara turned out to be so creepy that they couldn't hide their shock.
They felt bad for reacting like that, so they asked Loli to sound you out.
In this case, you should send an e-mail as soon as possible and put their mind at ease.
I'm sure he just quoted the wrong post.
Calm your tits.
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Apologizing a day earlier: +10 pts
Trying to apologize in my current state and making things worse: -100 pts
This should explain why I'm so hesitant.
Oh right.
Apologizing a day later: -10
Should be about right.
Do something today. Quit stalling for time and make a move already.
Okay, then you should try to relax and go to bed now.
Looks like you're completely drained today. Tomorrow's a new day.
We're running out of time. It's all over when the clock strikes midnight. (・∀・) grin
You can't go wrong with apologizing asap though.
Even if you fucked it up, I'm sure they'd appreciate the thought.
Stop trying to take the easy way out and apologize like you said you would!
How about we leave this one to Molester instead of putting him on the spot like this?
I do think it's better to apologize as soon as possible, but I'm so beat right now that I don't want to do it tonight!!
The long version:
It's like my loser aura is somehow reacting to the Christmas energy all around town,
causing a chemical reaction so strong that it might undo all the miracles that happened so far!!
We'll keep the thread alive while you're sleeping.
Err... Chemical reaction... Wha?
Sorry, but you just lost me there...
I don't really know what you're trying to tell us, but calm down.
that when you e-mail or call them to apologize later (not saying it has to be today), they'll be like
↓
"You've done nothing to apologize for."
I was convinced that you should apologize today,
but you don't seem very mentally stable to me in >>839.
But then I saw >>893 and you seem to be back to your usual self...?
People say that a lot in this thread...
Let them think that you're the kind of guy who's all talk and no action.
VIPPERs' opinion ＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜ Molester's opinion
There's no changing this.
Even if the VIPPERs are right.
But it really is better to apologize as soon as possible.
And there's no need to worry about Kansai and Miss Understanding coming to dislike you that easily.
Try to have a little more faith in real human relationships.
The thread seems to have slowed down, so we should calm down too.
I'm sure he's got more miracles in store for us.
Brb taking a bath.
Thanks, I appreciate it.
I'll make sure to send an e-mail tomorrow as soon as I'm back from university.
you could just send "Good evening. Here's the Akiba otaku." to Kansai and everything would be okay.
But you're not really the type of guy to make jokes, I guess.
Just stick to your sincere and honest guy shtick.
When these threads started out, he couldn't get anything done without our help,
but now that he's made it this far, Miss Understanding and Kansai won't suddenly come to dislike him that easily like >>910 said.
Why don't we just let Molester deal with this the way he thinks is right? I don't get why he asked us for advice in the first place.
Guess this is as good a time to leave as any then.
Good night, guys.
Maybe you're right, let's let him do what he wants until he really needs our help.
"Boss, help!"
Call her instead.
I think you're right.
Make sure to get some sleep after you're done beating your tiny dick. ＾＾
I bet you Molester will start his report tomorrow with "Guys!!! I'm in deep shit!!!" again.
Or he'll suddenly show up in the middle of the night again like that one time.
He completely ignored >>870 even if it was just a joke.
It's not very VIPPER-like.
If all he's gonna do is post reports, he shouldn't start a thread until he has something to report.
Just don't read the thread then.
I don't mind the lack of interaction. I'm mainly here for his reports and Kansai.
VIP is full of shitty threads, one more worthless than the next.
Why don't you go tell all the other OPs to stop starting shitty threads?
Next time, try asking for advice early in the morning, Molester.
How about you stop posting until you have something to say?
Early-morning VIP is full of weirdos thoughwww
What are you smoking?
The true VIP starts at 4am.
She's mine and mine only.
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／,.ｧ､＼
( ﾉo o ) ） Blow (Get)
)ヽ ◎/(. Up (A)
（／.(･)(･)＼ . Wife (Clue)
（／| x |＼） . _
／／＼＼
. （／ ＼）
So are we done for today?
If it's that bad, then I'll let you off the hook for today. However, Molester...
YOU BETTER MAKE UP FOR IT TOMORROW!
If someone asks for advice and then proceeds to ignore your advice, wouldn't you get ticked too?
99% of the thread was for sending an e-mail today, but he completely ignored it anyway.
If that's how it's going to be, he might as well just turn this into a one-sided report thread.
There's been one amazing event after another every two days. OP's having the time of his life.
If he's going to just ignore the VIPPERs' advice and stick to his own opinion, he shouldn't ask us for advice in the first place.
It's not like this is the first time he ignored our advice.
Why don't you calm down and have a cup of tea? 旦~
That's what's good about Molester, dumbass!
What's fun about an OP who replies to every post and always does the right thing, dumbass!?
The point of this thread is to watch powerlessly as Molester goes berserk, dumbass!
But Molester didn't ignore our advice today.
He posted his own opinion and explained why he disagrees.
Like I said a few times already, I'm pretty sure today is the first time I went against everyone's opinions.
"What's the point of this thread?"
Too bad. I really wanted Molester to send an e-mail today.
But just because Molester happened to take his opinion over ours this time,
I don't think it's fair to accuse him of never listening to our advice.
Lately, whenever I see the word Kansai, I think of this thread first.
Brb starting the next thread.
Yeah, all you have to do is update the link to the previous thread.
That should be fine, I think.
Thanks.
Here's the edited version of the template, so someone please take over for me.
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 18
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101348898/
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>>950 starts the next thread.
There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403/
I'm actually looking forward to seeing stubborn Molester's handling.
In my opinion, if Molester doesn't listen to our advice, it just means we weren't able to convince him.
Besides, if >>1 was the kind of guy to always listen to others, he wouldn't be on VIP to begin withw
Asks for advice → Ignores our advice anyway
It's brilliantwwwwww
Thanks, man.
I wish my ID was half as cool as your ID.
I'm the guy with the orthopedic clinic btw.
Looks like I'm not allowed to start any threads eitherwwww
Good thing you asked because they're airing two must-watch masterpieces in the same time slot tonight.
Oh yeah,
what does the word "yakui" you keep using mean?
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101393481/
Whoops, I'd already gone ahead and started it.
Crab you very much.
Thanks.
1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
is missing...
Ah, it's because I forgot to copy-paste it.
Sorry, guys.
Yeah, my bad. I didn't notice it when I started the thread.
Not that I'll watch them. I'm going to be listening to All Night Nippon with Ninety-nine tonight.
You're on your own from now on.
Get lost then.
Molester won't listen to us anyway.
It means "extremely bad".
>>966
Thanks.
From the looks of it,
Molester is panicking because he's confronted with the harsh reality of 3Dw
Meanwhile, Christmas is already around the cornerwww
If he could just tell Kansai
"I'm actually more creeped out by the fact that you guys were creeped out by Akihabara."
they'd just laugh it off and everything would be fine,
but I guess if he could, he wouldn't be a loner without friendswww
Isn't it about time you came back to this world, Molester?
The pink and blue-haired 2D girls, who would never betray you, can't wait to see you again!!
What's fun about this thread?
It's not fun.
It's losing more and more followers because of Molester's complacent attitude.
Stop it! If you whisper such sweet words to Molester now,
he might end up retreating into his 2D fantasy world again!!
You can get lost too.
Tell us the first "yakui" thing that comes to your mind, Molester!
It's so lame when people write "I'm just baiting! LOL" in the e-mail field.
Don't tell me you guys are still using Internet Explorer.
I want to know what happens next, so I don't care if it's just Molester's diary.
It's not like he said he'll always ignore the VIPPERs
and never change his mind from now on.
It doesn't make me want to stop trying to help him.
I figured it meant something like that,
but wasn't sure if it's the only meaning.
Isn't this just a Train Man rip-off?
It's 100% nonfiction.
Well, something like that.
Everyone has times when you just don't want to listen to others' advice.
And this is the first time he got so defiant, right?
Let's let him off the hook this time. If it keeps happening again and again, I'm sure he'll realize that he doesn't really want our help.
This is the story of a man who got mistaken for a molester and is about to turn into a stalker.
but stopped doing it after a while.
It must be because Train Man and Molester Man are just that different.
I actually like Molester Man more because he occasionally goes berserk and does unpredictable shit.
And then I get to fondle Loli Jugs' breasts.
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