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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 19

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:38:01 ID:FJiDd7Wv
     Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
     The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
     And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.


It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 18
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101348898/

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>>950 starts the next thread.


There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403/


2 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:38:27 ID:lxM9Wdna
>>1
Crabs!

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:38:42 ID:GtfOLunE
>>1 Crabs!! And thanks!

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:39:18 ID:mpCmjb4a
National Policy Agency 
http://www.npa.go.jp/
Cyber Police 
http://www.cyberpolice.go.jp/
National Public Safety Commission 
http://www.npsc.go.jp/
Metropolitan Police Department (Tokyo) 
http://www.keishicho.metro.tokyo.jp/
Kyoto Prefectural Police Headquarters 
http://www.pref.kyoto.jp/fukei/
An overview of the cybercrime consultation page of all prefectural police departments
http://www.npa.go.jp/cyber/soudan/hitech-sodan.htm
Japan Fair Trade Commission 
http://www.jftc.go.jp/
Consumer Policy Division of the Quality-of-Life Policy Bureau 
http://www.consumer.go.jp/

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:40:28 ID:mrEFhdD6
Crabs.

6 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:40:34 ID:cI3b0h2K
>>1
You must be slowly getting tired of crabs... Have some veggies instead.

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:40:41 ID:/vdPN+NT
>>1
Crab you!!!

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:40:44 ID:bwkE20SJ
>>1
Crab you very much. Crabs.

9 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/25 23:43:35 ID:ht07E6Bn
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:43:47 ID:g9eqBeYi
crab

11 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 23:44:12 ID:7wAhMyZo
Crab meat and rice.

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:00:08 ID:5GDZHZqz

Both Molester and the VIPPERs were quite yakui in part 18.

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:05:33 ID:z/1z8Zmb
1000 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/26 00:05:06 ID:ur+gizyV
>If this is 1000, I'll post the pic I took at Radio Kaikan in Akiba of a group of people I believe to be Molester, Kansai and Miss Understanding.

Please elaborate.

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:05:51 ID:c9rmyq1X
>>1000 from the previous thread better hurry up and post the picture.

15 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/26 00:06:03 ID:bO4lf3SX
1000 Name:VIPPER[] Date:04/11/26 00:05:06 ID:ur+gizyV
>If this is 1000, I'll post the pic I took at Radio Kaikan in Akiba of a group of people I believe to be Molester, Kansai and Miss Understanding.

Please elaborate.

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:06:07 ID:RbJBKBeu
>>13
This.

17 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:06:59 ID:gzzaj9ft
>>1000 from the previous thread
Please please elaborate.

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:07:07 ID:5GDZHZqz
1000 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/26 00:05:06 ID:ur+gizyV
>If this is 1000, I'll post the pic I took at Radio Kaikan in Akiba of a group of people I believe to be Molester, Kansai and Miss Understanding.

Please elaborate.

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:07:07 ID:TEUuIC3X
Don't do it! This thread will be over if you post it!

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:07:28 ID:RbJBKBeu
I can't wait any longer!ww

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:07:34 ID:z/1z8Zmb
>>19
Don't listen to this guy. It won't be over.

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:07:56 ID:z/1z8Zmb
Whoa, I hope he was telling the truth.

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:08:24 ID:4h45XMOY
This thread is still going on?

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:08:59 ID:RbJBKBeu
How about >>1000 from the previous thread first describes what they were wearing?

And if the descriptions fits, we decide if he should post it or notwww

What is Kansai wearing in the picture?

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:11:21 ID:+O8PJyhk
Photoshop the crap out of it before you post it.

26 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:12:51 ID:GXtKRbYm
Even if it's just a troll, I'm fine with it as long as the picture's at least funny...

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:12:52 ID:5GDZHZqz
990 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/26 00:00:24 ID:ur+gizyV
>>989
>It's 100% nonfiction.



He posted this right before that. There must be something to it.

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:15:42 ID:RbJBKBeu
What if it ends up scaring Molester away and he stops posting?www

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:16:17 ID:+O8PJyhk
Screw that picture. Instead, post pics of what you guys think Loli Jugs' boobs look like.

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:22:15 ID:c9rmyq1X
>>13
Where's the picture?

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:24:18 ID:ur+gizyV
I was obviously just trollingw You dumb motherfuckerswww

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:25:36 ID:gzzaj9ft
>>30


33 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:25:50 ID:gzzaj9ft
>>31


34 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:29:49 ID:z/1z8Zmb
>>31


35 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:39:07 ID:A+QqexgT
>>31
Dude, what are you doing...

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:40:40 ID:TEUuIC3X
Oh well, that's okay too!
Got me excited for a moment there!

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:50:50 ID:RbJBKBeu
You gotta be kidding meee!

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:52:36 ID:AidM2gRv
>>1
I'm late, but thank you.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 00:55:53 ID:J2SvKMkJ
>>1 Good job.

Still no picture??

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 01:07:42 ID:O94xhAkC
>>1
Crabs.

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 01:27:11 ID:np+3LMxN
>>1
Thanks.

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 01:28:34 ID:E8g8FAFD
>>41
Thank you.

43 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/26 01:48:55 ID:bO4lf3SX
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         /U  \,, ,,/ ヽ  
         |::::|||(●) (●) |   Wow, a vagina...
          __ヽ::::  ∀   ノ___
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        \`ー──-.|\.|___|__◎_|i‐>
          ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| .| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|  
               \|       |~

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:00:20 ID:TiMvXwhz
I watched My-HIME because I was told to last week.
I should be able to relate to Molester a bit more now... I hope??



45 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:05:32 ID:O94xhAkC
Uhh... I can't watch any late-night anime since it'd wake up my daughter...
Not like I could watch any anime during the day with my family aroundw

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:13:16 ID:GXtKRbYm
I just flipped on TBS and they're showing an anime. What is this called?

What's wrong with these characters? They have different-colored eyes.

47 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:15:53 ID:oBHSc1z7
>>46
Sounds like Rozen Maiden.
Too bad it's not airing where I live.

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:18:10 ID:GXtKRbYm
Is this what Molester is watching?

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:21:49 ID:TiMvXwhz
>>48
Probably, yeah.

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:27:09 ID:O94xhAkC
Probably? I bet he isw
I'm sure he'll be back when it's over.

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:28:23 ID:GXtKRbYm
I don't know what I expected, but after watching the last 10 minutes of an episode, I still have no idea what this anime is about.

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:28:47 ID:TiMvXwhz
I think the anime ended.
Let's see if Molester comes back.

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:42:02 ID:gzzaj9ft
      ___    
    く/',二二ヽ> 
    |l |ノノイハ))  Molester, show yourself already, desu!!
     |∩#゚⊿゚ノ∩ 
    ノ l_|(l_介」)丿 
    ≦ノ`ヽノヘ≧ 
.   ミく二二二〉ミ

Borrowed this from a live watch thread.

54 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 02:42:57 ID:eFWcCkpk
No, I only watched Kakyuusei and Nanoha. So many anime I want to watch airing in the same time slots tonight...

I had to record Rozen Maiden. I'm the type of guy to save the best for last.

55 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:45:02 ID:f6gh80el
>>54
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:45:48 ID:O94xhAkC
Watching one anime while recording the other ones airing in the same time slot... His passion for anime is the real deal, alright...

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:46:03 ID:Ql36mZyo
The My-HIME and Rozen Maiden episodes were so good todayW

58 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 02:46:07 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>55
Eh? I have classes tomorrow though.

59 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 02:46:32 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>57
Damn it! Don't make it harder for me to wait till tomorrow!!

60 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 02:47:41 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>56
I'd really like to get an HDD recorder, but I don't have the money.
And even if I had, I bet my PC would just start smoking and stop working if I hooked it up to one.

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:49:17 ID:gzzaj9ft
Wow, even Molester Man can make a triple post if it's about anime.

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:50:05 ID:Ql36mZyo
>>60 You can get one for just about 30,000 yen these days.

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:52:22 ID:f6gh80el
>>58
Why did you reply to my post?w

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 02:53:34 ID:TiMvXwhz
( ´∀`) Molester really loves his anime, huh?

65 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 02:57:57 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>64
You can bet on it.

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 03:21:24 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Weren't you going to go to sleep?

67 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 03:24:06 ID:eFWcCkpk
Well, then... I guess it's time to go to bed.

I bet you I'll just lay awake all night and go to university sleep-deprived though.

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 03:34:48 ID:zWt3MTeE
Night.

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 04:00:07 ID:hz0vpSqq

      ∧_∧
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     /     ヽ   Please
     し、__X__,ノJ


      /´⌒⌒ヽ
    l⌒    ⌒l   forgive me.
   ⊂ (   ) ⊃
      V ̄V


70 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 04:10:46 ID:9x6/sMAx
>>69
Nope. ^^

71 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/26 04:28:21 ID:bO4lf3SX
(^ω^;)

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 04:29:46 ID:VaVbPMsJ
I sometimes search for Molester's ID in the archives, but never get any results.

Does he never post on VIP outside of this thread?

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 04:40:00 ID:kF8v3XhR
Pork Cutlet's thread has been getting more interesting than Molester's lately.

74 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 07:33:27 ID:eFWcCkpk
Oof, I need more sleep.

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 07:34:34 ID:RqNuBGPe
Ohh, good morning, Molester!

76 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 07:38:10 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>75
Good morning.
I'm so sleepy right now.

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 07:40:54 ID:RqNuBGPe
What was your plan for today again?
Was it "Wait", "Send an e-mail", or "Make a phone call"?

78 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 07:41:25 ID:eFWcCkpk
I'm going to give them a call if they haven't contacted me by the time I get back today.

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 07:52:17 ID:EThrJnSj
>>78
Okay, hang in there!

Good morning, guys.

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 08:00:30 ID:f86eG+Ti
I hope today will be another good day.


A beautiful morning to you guys.

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 08:03:46 ID:o8UqrBLj
Morning, Molester.
I hope they'll contact you.

Good morning to you guys too.

82 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 08:06:01 ID:o25+rPFx
Guys, good (=゚ω゚)ノ morning!
Hang in there, Molester!
ttp://www.reptilesos.com/dvbbs/UploadFile/2004112513543558397.jpg

83 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 08:23:57 ID:eFWcCkpk
For the time being, could you guys discuss what I should tell them when I call them or e-mail them?
I'll make sure to check the thread too. My fifth period today is in the PC lab anyway and there's also lunch break.

Now then, guess I'll wake myself up with some daisy and head to university...



84 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 08:31:53 ID:f86eG+Ti
Hang in there at school.

We'll come up with something while you're gone.

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 08:36:08 ID:g8+XIexU
Who is this blond beautiful girl called Daisy you speak of?

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 08:45:25 ID:m73shZAP
Good morning, guys.
Have fun at school, Molester.

87 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 08:56:32 ID:MDJFp42V
Good morning, everyone.

Looks like we can expect another party this evening...

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:01:22 ID:m73shZAP
I wonder if Molester was that stubborn against sending an e-mail last night because Loli told him something.
Something he didn't tell us about, I mean.

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:14:15 ID:MDJFp42V
>>88
Ah, that's a good point.
There's no guarantee that OP tells us everything, after all.

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:16:37 ID:1PEZ9e/N
I personally hope no one posts any helpful advice, so he tries to wing it and goes berserk again.
I'm so excited.

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:19:25 ID:MDJFp42V
Let's keep in mind that it's already been two days since they went to Akihabara.

I don't think we can use the e-mails we suggested yesterday... The girls would just think "Isn't it a bit late for that?"

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:22:07 ID:m73shZAP
>>89
I bet that's why he seemed so disheartened all of a sudden.

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:26:20 ID:MDJFp42V
>>92
Or he still hadn't recovered from what happened in Akihabara the day before yesterday...
I'm sure anyone would feel down after that.

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:29:35 ID:gSrap0Em
He feels down after making a mistake but doesn't regret a thing. That is Molester QUALITY.


95 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:30:08 ID:S9cVqzYW
All Molester did was take them shopping for self-defense products to help Miss Undie, but the girls got all creeped out by Akihabara.
If you look at what happened objectively, Molester hasn't really done anything wrong. I feel bad for him.

By the way, good morning, guys.

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:30:58 ID:m73shZAP
By the way, does anyone know how many people frequent this thread on the average?

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:34:12 ID:MDJFp42V
>>95
What hurt the most was probably the fact that Kansai, who was arguably his biggest ally, had the same reaction as Miss Undie.

98 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:34:55 ID:Pz40sOb4
I think I'll try letting Molester do whatever he wants today without posting my opinion.

Good morning, guys.


99 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 09:54:15 ID:o25+rPFx
>>96
You ZAP to...

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 10:09:49 ID:7sw+H+DD
Hey, Hanamaru Market is doing a special on crabs right now.

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 10:14:59 ID:1PEZ9e/N
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    (゚皿゚ O) The 100 GET is mine!
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102 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 10:23:25 ID:S9cVqzYW
>>101
Too bad, you lost to a crab poster.

By the way, I wonder what kind of self-defense products they bought.

103 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 11:29:47 ID:SVdJifiV
Daytime VIP feels kinda different today.

Let's see, two whole days have passed since Akihabara...
Maybe it's better not to bring up the incident at all.
So what if they think he's a creepy otaku now? Let's just roll with it.

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 11:49:45 ID:XtlOfX0q
Thanks to the admin of the summary site for the small update.

105 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 11:56:09 ID:uhz1UxCn
>Miss Understanding
"Sorry for the day before yesterday.
Both of you seemed completely taken aback.
But well, at least, we managed to buy the self-defense products.
Please forget about the restw"

>Kansai
"Big sis, it seems you still have a long way to go
if you're going to let Akiba bring you down like that.
Seriously though, I'm really sorry for taking you there. I regret it now.

By the way, are you actually younger than me?"

>Loli
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"


Insert smileys where you see fit.

106 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 11:58:42 ID:l+8DXuyR
Those e-mails are all a bit on the creepy side.

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:00:46 ID:m73shZAP
>>105
I don't know if it was intentional, but they turned out really creepyw

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:04:27 ID:uhz1UxCn
Well, it's not easy, alright?
Sending e-mails to strangers from the perspective of a stranger.

But yeah, I admit they're creepy. I don't know how it happenedw

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:07:59 ID:TEUuIC3X
I think Molester should do something about his habit of chickening out like he did yesterday.
He has to learn to be more confident in himself.
I'm not saying he should be arrogant or baselessly optimistic, but he's negative to the point of self-denial.

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:09:13 ID:f6gh80el
>>105
The e-mail to Miss Understanding seems fine to me. Molester's not after her anyway.

To Kansai,

"You still have a long way to go if you're going to let Akiba bring you down like that.
Seriously though, I'm really sorry for taking you there."

should be enough.

111 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:13:47 ID:m73shZAP
>Miss Understanding
"Seems like you were surprised by Akihabara. Sorry about that.
In my tiny brain, Akihabara is the first place that comes to mind when I think of self-defense products. Please forgive mew"

>Kansai
"Don't let Akihabara bring you down like that.
You can't be my future comedy partner if you're that sensitive.
Seriously though, I regret it now."

>Loli
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"

You're right, it's not easyw

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:14:00 ID:f6gh80el
Maybe we should add a little something to the e-mail to Miss Understanding.
Just because she got her self-defense products now, doesn't mean that he can ignore her from now on.

"Please do not try out the self-defense products by yourself. I'll gladly be your test subject if you need one."

113 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:22:32 ID:MDJFp42V
I think he should first send them a one-liner each to see how they react.

>Miss Undie
"Sorry about the day before yesterday. Did it creep you out?"

>Kansai
"I was sure you'd be fine, but... it was too creepy, huh?"

>Glasses
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"


114 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:24:24 ID:gSrap0Em
How about we try to get Loli on our side?

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:33:41 ID:S9cVqzYW
I prefer >>111's suggestions. The ones in >>113 make Molester sound like he's too worried about how they'll react.

The only e-mail I'd change is the one to Loli.

"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP for 30000 yen?"

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:41:38 ID:yDjN0FSL
>>83
"S-Sakura-tan! Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap... Hnggh!"
Send this three times a day and you'll be fine.

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:41:50 ID:7sw+H+DD
What if they reply "Isn't it a bit late for an apology?"
I'd love to see Molester's panicked reactionw

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:42:52 ID:GXtKRbYm
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.         `、 }ー-`、__..._/::l     To everyone on VIP, good morning.
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119 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:43:44 ID:SVdJifiV
Let's try to come up with the different ways Kansai and the girls might react to each e-mail too.

120 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/26 12:45:09 ID:Kl7jeGdQ
Why not just send "I love you" to Kansai?
Isn't that how desperate OP is at this point?

121 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:49:05 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>117
Assuming Kansai replies like that:

"Well, I didn't think you two would be that creeped out.
It was only then that I realized it was a mistake to take you guys there.
It took me a while to recover from the shock too.
And I figured I should apologize even if it's a little lae."

How about this?
And I doubt Miss Understanding would care no matter how late an apology is.

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:56:30 ID:7sw+H+DD
□ "You didn't notice until Loli told you!?"
□ "Don't worry about it."
□ "I was fine, but Miss Understanding was super creeped out."
□ "Even I thought it was creepy."

□ "What were you thinking taking two ladies to a place like that?"



□ "...The number you have dialed is not in service."

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:58:46 ID:Er4GBpQA
I wouldn't be surprised if they soon found out about the thread.
For example, they mention in their university club how Loli threw up the other day and another member who happens to be a VIPPER puts two and two together.

124 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 12:59:26 ID:TEUuIC3X
As long as Molester doesn't use some weird excuse, I feel like they'll forgive him no matter how he apologizes.
I wish he had a bit more faith in himself and his relationship with the girls.

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 13:02:46 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>121
"That's not what I meant. Why did it take you two days to apologize? And what's 'lae' supposed to mean?"

And Molester interrogation mode starts.
But she's probably not that mad at him anyway.

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 13:15:20 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>125
"Like I said, I was in shock too!
And I meant to write 'late'."

Keeping it straight.

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 13:17:04 ID:xRwd7c5G
>>126
It's like he's now mad at her for being mad at him.

But I agree that it should be fine no matter how he apologizes.
They even tried to make it easier for him by having Loli e-mail him.

The real question is who he's going to target from now on.

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 13:17:21 ID:gSrap0Em
Crab.

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 13:18:51 ID:MDJFp42V
I feel like we should do what Loli did yesterday.
Start the conversation with small talk and casually apologize at the end.

130 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 13:35:28 ID:MDJFp42V
>>127
Judging from the posts in this thread and Molester's feelings, we're 100% on the Kansai route.

But if you ask me, I want him to go down the Miss Undie route.

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 13:50:13 ID:98eh/qHe
Nah, I bet Kansai and Miss Undie want to slowly distance themselves from Molester.
It wouldn't make sense for them to stay in contact with him much longer.

What I'm trying to say is, don't e-mail them. Go back to your otaku life, Molester.

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 13:52:13 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>126
"Huh!? Why are you mad at me now!? This is why Miss Understanding thinks you're creepy!"

She brings Miss Understanding up again for some reason.

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:00:28 ID:f6gh80el
I know this goes against what everyone else is saying,

but didn't they make Molester feel super uncomfortable too when they took him shopping for clothes?
You could say, what happened in Akiba makes them even, if anything.

In fact, he should be the one who's mad at themw

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:04:11 ID:MDJFp42V
>>133
Kansai made up for that by keeping him company all night, didn't she?

Hm? Wait a second.
Does that mean Molester can make up for Akiba by keeping Kansai and Miss Undie company all night?

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:06:55 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>132
"So Miss Understand thinks I'm creepy...
Then you must think I'm creepy too, huh? I knew it."

Here comes Molester's nice handlingw
He just ignores the "Why are you mad at me now!?" part.

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:06:57 ID:fd1K7JtS
(´-`).。oO(Hm? Wait a second. The new Dragon Quest will come out tomorrow, won't it? Not that I'm going to bother to play it.)

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:08:52 ID:RbJBKBeu
>Miss Undie
"Thank you for the other day and sorry since you seemed a bit surprised.
So, do you think the self-defense products will be useful?"

>Kansai
"Thanks for the day before yesterday! Sorry if Akihabara surprised you.
I should have realized sooner that it's not a place for women."


I feel like we're making a mountain out of a molehill, but oh well, it's not like he has something else to e-mail them about.
I wonder what kind of event we're going to get next.
He should make up some shit like how his parents sent him a bottle of Beaujolais and invite them over for drinks.


138 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:20:54 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>135
"I was totally fine with it, but Miss Understanding was really surprised.
You should apologize to her later."

It's like Kansai to not want to admit that she was surprised.
And to keep bringing up Miss Understanding.

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:22:20 ID:f6gh80el
>>137
I know it's still a ways off, but he should start hinting at hanging out on Christmas.

140 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/26 14:25:09 ID:Kl7jeGdQ
Train Man gained more and more confidence as time passed,
while Molester Man just becomes more and more uncontrollable.

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:25:10 ID:fd1K7JtS
>>83
When is the fifth period at university? Around 16:30?

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:28:10 ID:AH6Vi+aH
>139
"Can you believe this guy? Does he really think he can spend Christmas with us? What a creep."

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:28:16 ID:MDJFp42V
>>139
"I was invited to a Christmas party by a friend I got to know recently,
but he asked me if I can invite along a few girls to prevent a sausage fest.
How about we go there together with Miss Undie, Loli and Butler?"

Ask Kansai out to a Christmas party like this.

The friend he got to know recently is obviously a VIPPER from this thread.

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:28:23 ID:+T1ovI7U
http://ex8.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/k1/1100952300/l50#tag480
↑ Check this out. Post 480 of this thread is an actual death threat!

So scaryーーーーーー

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:32:41 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>138
"Lies. You were super creeped outw
I apologized to Miss Understanding in an e-mail just now."

And we've entered small talk mode.

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:42:02 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>145
"Oh, okay. Then it's alright. But you're only apologizing now because Loli told you to, aren't you?
You're always so slow when it comes to stuff like this, Molester."

She doesn't comment on being creeped out.
And it turns out she knew about Loli's e-mails.

147 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:53:00 ID:xpjtcPfG
>>145-146
What the hell are you guys going on about?

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:54:56 ID:Er4GBpQA
>>147
Guessing how the e-mail conversation with Kansai will go.

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 14:56:10 ID:SVdJifiV
Some of those e-mails are brutally honestw

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:04:30 ID:xRwd7c5G
Let me post my guess too then.
Molester: "Sorry for the other day. I just wanted her to buy the best self-defense products... You must have been surprised."
Kansai: "Not really? ...I admit I was a bit surprised at first, but when I understood that it's the town Molester likes to visit, it made me kinda happy."
Molester: "Kansai..."

That's when Molester heard something behind him and when he turned around, Glasses was standing there...
Glasses: "I won't let Kansai have you!"
Molester: "Glasses..."

After staring at each other for what felt like an eternity, they both leaned forward at the same time and their lips met, softly.


151 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:08:12 ID:o25+rPFx

J( 'ー`)し "Dear Molester, how are you? I'm writing an e-mail to you right now."
(`Д)   "Shut up and die! Don't e-mail me! I'm gonna kill you!"
J( 'ー`)し "I'm sorry, it's the first time I'm sending an e-mail. I'm sorry."
(`Д)   "Shut up and leave me alone! Don't e-mail me!"
J( 'ー`)し "Are you coming home tonight?"
(`Д)   "Die, you bitch! I'm not coming home tonight!"
J( 'ー`)し "Mr. Glasses! He said he's not coming home tonight! We can finally spend the night together again!! (≧∀≦)"
J( 'ー`)し "Ah, I meant to send that e-mail to Mr. Glasses. Sorry."
(´・ω・`) "......"

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:08:20 ID:S9cVqzYW
>>147
Dude, you find out what they're doing and the next thing you post is >>150!?w

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:09:23 ID:S9cVqzYW
No, my bad. It was a different poster... Brb sleeping with the fishes... λ.......

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:09:37 ID:sDGKDIvn
Yay, finally finished with work.

Alright, I'm going to post my suggestions too!!
...is what I thought, but you guys already posted quite a lot.



155 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:13:26 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>147
We're just letting our imaginations run wild.

>>146
"No, I was going to apologize even if Loli hadn't e-mailed me."

He has to always have the last word. That is Molester QUALITY.


156 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:19:53 ID:sDGKDIvn
I feel like have this sinking feeling that we're jinxing OP with our guesses,

but should we go with >>111 for the first e-mail?

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:20:47 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>156
>I feel like have this sinking feeling


What the... Please let the autocorrect in your brains fix it when you read it.

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:28:52 ID:m73shZAP
I had lunch break, but now I'm back.

>Miss Understanding
"Seems like you were surprised by Akihabara. Sorry about that.
In my tiny brain, Akihabara is the first place that comes to mind when I think of self-defense products. Please forgive mew
So, do you think the self-defense products will be useful?"

>Kansai
"Don't let Akihabara bring you down like that.
You can't be my future comedy partner if you're that sensitive.

Seriously though, it took me a while to recover from the shock too. I regret it now.
And I figured I should apologize even if it's a little late."

>Loli
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"


159 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:34:31 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>155
"Like I said, I was totally fine.
But when we all go somewhere again, I recommend thinking twice about Akihabara."

A hint of kindness from Kansai.

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:36:31 ID:RbJBKBeu
We got two perfect impersonators of Molester and Kansai in this threadw
Keep it upw

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 15:56:42 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>159
"I'm never taking Miss Understanding there againw
So, what did you really think of Akiba?"

Molester refuses to let Akiba go.

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:10:01 ID:sDGKDIvn
Molester's fifth period should be starting soon, right?
Huh? Or is it already over?

In any case, what are we going to do?

163 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:10:07 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>161
"It really felt like a town for otaku.
You can't make any friends because you frequent a place like thatw"

Kansai teasing Molester as always.

I lol'd at Molester bringing up Akiba again and again. QUALITY over REALITY, huh?

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:26:00 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>163
"Shut up!
Akiba may be an otaku town, but it has its hidden charms too.
It's a lot like me in that regard."

Complimenting himself.

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:41:02 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>164
"Name one of your hidden charms then."

Can he score some points with his reply or will he dig his own grave?

166 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 16:43:38 ID:ikJPN0I9
Guys, fifth period is starting.

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:44:49 ID:m73shZAP
>>166
Hey, you! Pay attention to the lecture.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:46:19 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>166
Ah, it's starting now, huh?

Good luck or whateverw

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:46:48 ID:obELZ3c6
Why do you always show up when a lecture begins? Shouldn't you normally show up at the end of one?

170 : 164 : 04/11/26 16:50:55 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>166
Now that the real Molester is here, could you please take over?w

171 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 16:51:47 ID:ikJPN0I9
Actually, I checked the thread once during lunch break and then tried calling,
but no one picked up. They were probably working.

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:52:00 ID:m73shZAP
>>170
Are you sure about that? The real Molester will just ruin everythingw

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:52:57 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>171
Was it Kansai you called?

Make sure to check your call history then, I'm sure she'll call back when her shift ends.

174 : 164 : 04/11/26 16:55:44 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>172
I guess you're rightw

>>165
"I'm cute."

Use what Loli said yesterday.

175 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 16:57:53 ID:ikJPN0I9
Not sure how I'm supposed to use that...
I wanted to talk to her alone. When her shift ends, they're obviously all going to be there, which I honestly find scarier...

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 16:57:54 ID:GuR5HKJP
No tripfags allowed ITT. Molester is the only one who's allowed to post with a tripcode here.

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:02:42 ID:yDjN0FSL
>>175
How about you just give up and go out with a bang?
"Fap, fap... Hnggh! Fap, fap, fap, fap, you're so cute, [INSERT NAME], fap fap!"
Insert Miss Undie, Kansai, Loli, Glasses and Crab into the brackets and send the e-mail to the respective person.
Send it once a day for a few days and...

  you'll be all alone again.

Nice, huh?

178 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:04:06 ID:o25+rPFx
>>175
Were you able to calm down over night?

179 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 17:05:44 ID:ikJPN0I9
>>178
I've not only calmed down, I've recovered quite a bit too.
It's all thanks to the daisy tea.

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:06:04 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>175
You'll probably get a call immediately after her shift ends,
so make sure you're mentally prepared.

Maybe you should just apologize without any excuses and explanations?
"Umm... I'm sorry I took you guys to a place like Akibaw"



181 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:09:06 ID:E1D9B9Ar
If you knew she might be working, why didn't you call her after working hours?
What will you say if she calls you and asks "Did you want something?"
Will you say that you called because you wanted to apologize?
Or will you say you didn't want anything in particular?
 
  
If your plan was to make some small talk first, try using some common sense next time.
Making small talk is only going to be harder if she has to call you back first.

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:10:08 ID:o25+rPFx
>>179
If you've recovered, then it's time you pick up where you left off, give them a call and recover their trust.
You should be able to laugh off the Akiba incident and turn it into a funny memory that you can bring up later for laughs.

183 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:11:26 ID:m73shZAP
>>181
Good point.
I too feel like he only made it harder for himself by calling at a time when she's most likely not available.

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:12:28 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>181
Oh well, calm down.
He probably thought she'd pick up if he called her during lunch break.
I would have probably done the same thing.

He had no sure way of knowing if she's working or not.

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:15:41 ID:o25+rPFx
Look at this pic and calm down!
ttp://image.i-bbs.sijex.net/bbs/uksubs/1093606887226o.jpg

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:17:20 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>174
"Don't call yourself cutew You're such a creepww"

She calls him out for it, of course.

Oh, is Molester back?
Sorry, must have missed it.

187 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 17:17:33 ID:ikJPN0I9
How am I supposed to know her working hours? I'm not her family...
I have (im)perfect pitch, but I can't read people's minds.

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:21:55 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>187
Out of curiosity, you didn't install a 2ch browser on a university PC, did you?


189 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:22:56 ID:9kMaR842
>>187
It was Kansai you called during lunch break, right? If she had picked up, what would you have told her?

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:23:17 ID:S9cVqzYW
>>187
Oh well, don't worry about it. Instead, worry about what you want to say to Kansai.

By the way, can you tell us what kind of self-defense products Miss Undie bought?

191 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:24:23 ID:xRwd7c5G
>>186
It's getting old.

192 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 17:27:56 ID:ikJPN0I9
>>189
I made sure to give both of them a call.
>>190
I feel like I posted about that before...

193 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:28:32 ID:E1D9B9Ar
>>187 We're talking about a young woman still living at her parents' place on a working day.
Anyone should be able to figure that much out.


>>185 Yay, a singular boob. Thanks.

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:29:40 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>191
Yeah, it started feeling like a waste of time the moment the real Molester showed up. orz

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:30:43 ID:o25+rPFx
Molester gets an e-mail from his mother.

J( 'ー`)し "Dear Molester, are you doing well? I'm writing an e-mail to you right now."

(`Д)   "What the fuck!? Why do you know my e-mail address!?"

J( 'ー`)し "I'm sorry, Molester, that's not all. I also know that you hide your 'moe' stuff under your bed."

( 'A`)   "......"

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:32:20 ID:S9cVqzYW
>>193
Dude, you're gonna make Molester upset againw
Well, calm down for now. I know his actions can be irritating.

197 : 189 : 04/11/26 17:33:53 ID:9kMaR842
>>192
Huh? And they both didn't pick up the phone?
What were you going to say to them if they had though?
Please tell us that, at least.

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:39:28 ID:S9cVqzYW
>>192
Oh, I must have missed it then. My bad. I'll check the archives.

Well, in any case, I don't think you have to worry about Kansai much.

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:39:51 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Sorry, I didn't mean to get on your case like that.
I regret it now.
 
My sister-in-law just called. Brb making Hamburg steak.

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:39:59 ID:7sw+H+DD
Seems like OP calling them during lunch break infuriated the VIPPERs.

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:46:01 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>200
Well, I'm not pissed or anything, but we've been discussing what kind of e-mails to send all afternoon...

So when I heard that he already called them during lunch break, I was like "Eh?"w
I don't think the time of the call was weird, but he could have told us something.



But that's Molester QUALITY, I guess.

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:47:41 ID:uhz1UxCn
>>200
Well, it was fun, so I don't mind.
Though I have to admit it's kinda creepy having a fake e-mail conversation as somebody elsew

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:49:50 ID:o25+rPFx
>>199
Sister-in-law ← Please elaborate.

204 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 17:51:14 ID:ikJPN0I9
I was told to call them as soon as possible yesterday, but I insisted on postponing it to today,
so I figured I should at least call them asap today, which I did during lunch break, but now everyone's complaining again...

Plus, an overwhelming majority was for calling them instead of sending an e-mail.

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:53:26 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>201
I feel like Molester QUALITY has changed into something weird lately.

>>202
It feels even more like a waste of time now.
Here's what I was going to reply if Molester hadn't shown up:
"Ah, my shift is starting. Talk to you later."

Thanks for the fun conversation. I hope it'll be of some use to Molester.

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:53:46 ID:S9cVqzYW
>>204
No, no, don't worry about it. You're not at fault. Just keep doing what you think is right.
Calling them wasn't a bad decision at all.

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:54:08 ID:o25+rPFx
Is it just me or has Molester made remarkable progress since he started the first thread? (+1mm added to your erection)

>>204
That's not going berserk. It's making your own decisions.
Keep it up.

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:54:22 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>204
No worries.

We just figured you'd tell us before you did something. At least, I did.
But I think you did well to make such a bold move.





The real battle begins now.

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:55:49 ID:yDjN0FSL
>>203
"We'll never be able to get married, huh..."
"But it's not like we're related...!"
"I know, I feel sad just thinking about it..."

210 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:55:51 ID:m73shZAP
When you think about it, doesn't this actually make it easier for Kansai to contact him?


211 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:56:18 ID:o25+rPFx
Five people including the Hamburg steak guy, huh...

212 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:57:17 ID:m73shZAP
>>211
What do you mean?

213 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:59:01 ID:7sw+H+DD
>>210
What if she doesn't call him back...? (´・ω・`) Phone calls are so scary...

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 17:59:27 ID:o25+rPFx
Oops, it was eight people.
I'm just bored.
m73shZAP
yDjN0FSL
o25+rPFx
sDGKDIvn
S9cVqzYW
7sw+H+DD
uhz1UxCn
E1D9B9Ar

Sorry for the double post.

215 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 17:59:39 ID:AofxsOqx
Ahh, sorry for calling them without telling you guys first.
Something unexpected happened during lunch break and I couldn't go to the PC lab.
But I did read all your posts on my cell phone.

Oh well, I'm going to brace myself for an incoming call at around 10pm.
I didn't have lunch today and I feel like I haven't had a good meal in a while,
so I guess I'll treat myself to some ramen on my way home.
And I have to make sure I get some sleep tonight since I have to work a night shift tomorrow.

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:00:28 ID:m73shZAP
>>214
Is that a list of people who frequent this thread?w

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:02:38 ID:TEUuIC3X
Don't worry so much about what others think.

You should really try to be more confident in yourself. It's not your fault though.

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:03:14 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>215
See you then.

We'll have to wait till 10pm then, huh...
I won't be able to post in the evening, but hang in there!
I'll be sure to check the thread secretly on my cell phone.

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:05:05 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>216
Yeah and you're the guy with the orthopedic clinicw

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:15:49 ID:S9cVqzYW
>>215
That means, we can expect another amazing ramen report laterw

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:15:58 ID:0Ekm1FEg
There's not much going on today...... And the earliest we can expect news is tonight, huh?
I'm glad Molester is starting to make his own decisions, but it makes me feel lonely too.

222 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:22:50 ID:m73shZAP
>>219
How did you figure out it's me?w

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:25:35 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>222
Whoa, whoa, who do you think I am?


I'm pretty sure I can tell most people in this thread from their postsw

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:30:20 ID:xexk71Ul
Isn't it bad if an orthopedic doctor is caught posting on VIP?w

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:32:12 ID:sDGKDIvn
Alright, how do we kill time till 10pm?

Which threads are you guys in right now?
If you find any interesting ones, please post them here.

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:34:42 ID:S2plSNxa
Kansai will either think the whole thing's funny or creepy.
Chances it's the former are quite high, so you should be glad you got something funny to talk to her about.

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:36:32 ID:0Ekm1FEg
>>225
I'm in this one. ↓
( ^ω^) Whoawww I'm going on a date with a woman tomorrow. Please help. ( :^ω^)
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101460671/

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:36:36 ID:S9cVqzYW
This is how I knew you were the orthopedic guyw


158 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/26 15:28:52 ID:m73shZAP
I had lunch break, but now I'm back.  <==== This part!!

>Miss Understanding
"Seems like you were surprised by Akihabara. Sorry about that.
In my tiny brain, Akihabara is the first place that comes to mind when I think of self-defense products. Please forgive mew
So, do you think the self-defense products will be useful?"

>Kansai
"Don't let Akihabara bring you down like that.
You can't be my future comedy partner if you're that sensitive.

Seriously though, it took me a while to recover from the shock too. I regret it now.
And I figured I should apologize even if it's a little late."

>Loli
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"

229 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/26 18:38:09 ID:XhG2jd1A
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:47:20 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>227
Doesn't it make you oddly happy when you run into an ID you know from this thread in a different thread?w

Some of you guys frequent the display threads, don't you?
I often run into familiar IDs in those.

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:49:31 ID:m73shZAP
>>228
Gotcha. I'll be more careful next timew

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 18:59:51 ID:E1D9B9Ar
>>203 She's my big bro's wife.
I always help her out when she makes dinner.
>>209 Unfortunately, I don't really see her as a woman.

233 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:26:13 ID:oBHSc1z7
>>204
What overwhelming majority!? Don't make shit up.
That's what happens when you ignore almost all opinions posted in the thread.

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:26:48 ID:obELZ3c6
>>233
You're free to believe that your own opinion counts more than other opinions, but don't go around projecting it onto others.

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:27:08 ID:Igvf8j/Y
I want oBHSc1z7 to leave and never come back.

You're annoying and not wanted here.


236 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:28:46 ID:TEUuIC3X
Stop fighting!
Love each other instead. Love.
Right, orthopedic guy?

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:32:49 ID:oBHSc1z7
>>234
Use a 2ch browser with ID extraction and check it for yourself.


238 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:33:11 ID:wda0gydq
Let's stop fighting and look at this together! Okay!?

"I sculpted dicks from claywww"
http://vipper.info/index.php?%C7%B4%C5%DA%A4%C7%A5%C1%A5%F3%A5%B3%BA%EE%A4%C3%A4%BF%A3%F7%A3%F7%A3%F7

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:38:41 ID:R+5y7xqo
Poop made with clay is hilarious, but I do feel like there were more posts that were for sending an e-mail. An e-mail is better if it's about something that happened two days ago.
Plus, we were trying to come up with e-mails this afternoon because we all figured that e-mail is the way to go.

I'm not saying that it was wrong to call them though.

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:40:30 ID:oBHSc1z7
>>204
>so I figured I should at least call them asap today, which I did during lunch break, but now everyone's complaining again...
This doesn't make any sense either.
>>181>>183>>193 all explain the reason.
If he doesn't understand why everyone's complaining,
then he must have ignored the above three posts, at the very least.

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:47:30 ID:Igvf8j/Y






            oBHSc1z7 getting super desperate now.








242 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:49:26 ID:RbJBKBeu
Let's come up with what he should say on the phone then.


Molester: "Umm... I'm sorry for taking you to a weird place like that the other day."
Miss Undie: "..................you seemed to be enjoying yourself though. (in a very small voice)"

    (proceeds to block his number)


Molester: "Umm... About taking you to Akiba the other day..."
Kansai: "You're a creep. Seriously."

   (proceeds to block his number)


Molester: "I don't need the shirt back, so don't worry about it. How about we hang out again sometime..."
Loli: "Then I'll throw it away along with my memory of you, Mr. Molester."

  (proceeds to block his number)



243 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:54:01 ID:R+5y7xqo
I'm just going to leave this here... >>78

Even if he completely contradicts himself, it's still Molester QUALITY.



244 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 19:58:49 ID:oBHSc1z7
>>241
If you think I'm wrong, it'd be helpful if you could point out what you think is wrong about what I said.
If my post was a book and your post a review of it, it'd be a review that only says "The book is shit."

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:01:54 ID:Igvf8j/Y
>>244
Doesn't matter if Molester ignores all our opinions or digs his own grave.

VIPPER's opinions <<<<<<<<<<<< Molester's opinions





If you can't agree with this, then VIP is not for you.

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:03:56 ID:O94xhAkC
Oh, looks like the thread hasn't made much progress...
I'm already caught up.

Good work so far, guys.

247 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:04:48 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>245
Forget VIP, the 3D world in general is not for you.
Other people will never act the way you want them to, even if I'm not the one who should be saying this.
I think the 2D world with its cute 2D girls with eyes that take up a quarter of their face is more for you.
There, you can shape the world the way you like it.

I especially recommend Mizuiro.

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:06:06 ID:jVhCuyPV
>>247
You should really do something about your fetish for little girls.

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:08:35 ID:R+5y7xqo
It was ID:Igvf8j/Y who got lectured by Molester for some reason.

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:09:37 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>247
Quoting that post is kinda misleading, don't you think?

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:12:23 ID:m73shZAP
I was afk because of a private conversation, but I just caught up and it looks like things are getting heated again, huh?

>>236
Yes, love is very important.

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:12:48 ID:E1D9B9Ar
It must be tough being illiterate in your own languagew

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:12:50 ID:Igvf8j/Y
>>250
Yeah, right?w
I was like "Ehh!?" at first too.

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:13:52 ID:O94xhAkC
>>247
I don't think that's entirely true.
What do you think we have a brain for?
Isn't it to fantasize and imagine stuff?

Human beings are the only animals that can use their imagination to create a girlfriend or wife that only exists in their heads.

255 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/26 20:17:41 ID:fP0LoVvq
Please, no fight. Take money, no fight.
(ノД`)つ[5000]

256 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:17:41 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>254
Shows how little you know.
You can get grasshoppers and frogs to display courtship behavior and even try to mate with an elaborate doll.
Sometimes it's enough to just move around a stick with thin threads attached to it!!

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:18:40 ID:O94xhAkC
I took another look at >>254 after posting it
and I must admit I have no idea what I was trying to say... orz

258 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/26 20:19:04 ID:1eVNs1ql
What's the point of getting worked up over silly stuff like that?

259 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:19:48 ID:eFWcCkpk
Alright, now that I've had some pretty good ramen, I'll watch Gold Medal of Comedy and then make some phone calls.

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:20:38 ID:uhz1UxCn
Whoawwwwwww So much fighting going onwwwww in the thread againwwwww Pfffwwwwww
Hey, guyswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Everyonewwwwwwwwwwwwww sprinkle some → wwwwwwwwwwwwww over your postswwwwwwwwwwwwww
It's a magic spell that calms everyone downwwwwwwwwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

261 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/26 20:21:09 ID:fP0LoVvq
>>259
He's going to call them!
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262 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:21:47 ID:GXtKRbYm
No ramen report today?

263 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:22:41 ID:m73shZAP
I have to head home soon, but things are about to get interesting...

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:22:51 ID:vbPaZg+s
>>259
Good luck!
Just make sure you don't get modesty and self-deprecation mixed up again when you call them!

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:22:54 ID:c9rmyq1X
I had ramen at the legendary Taishoken the other day.
It was jam-packed.

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:23:47 ID:oBHSc1z7
>>245>>247
You won't be able to grow if you're only going to accept affirmative opinions though.
It's important to have people telling you to do this and that, be it good or bad advice,
and figure out the reasoning behind each advice before deciding to accept it or not.


267 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:23:50 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>263
Same here.
I've been facing this dilemma a lot lately.

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:24:29 ID:O94xhAkC
>>256
That actually sounds like an oddly human thing to do.
I heard if a man and woman, who aren't a couple, take a roller coaster ride or enter a haunted house together,
they often misinterpret their heart beating faster due to the thrill and jumpscares for butterflies in their stomach and fall for each other.

Is it true? Do you know?

269 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:25:26 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>262
Here's a short one then...

Today, I went to a ramen place I'd been wanting to check out for some time now.
But as soon as I stepped inside, I noticed how strange the atmosphere inside was. A clearly demented old man was sitting there.
"The ramen here is so good!" "The water they use is excellent! Excellent!!" "The most important thing about a ramen is the broth!"
He kept saying the same three things again and again. It was hard to make out too because he was slurring his words.
I wonder if that's how you turn out when you don't have a family or a place in society anymore.
Am I going to be like him when I'm at his age? If I'm going to be someone who doesn't, no, can't contribute anything to society and is just a burden to others,
I'd rather die before it gets so bad that I'm not even aware of it myself anymore.

I took a seat at one end of the counter and said "(Name of the place) ramen, please."
"......umm... you need a meal ticket..."
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!
They use a meal ticket system even though they're just a ramen place!!
I made the same embarrassing mistake when I went to Matsuya the first time!!
And I was even trying to act like a regular customer when I said
"Ramen, please."
as soon as I sat down too!

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:25:35 ID:uhz1UxCn
Whoawwwwwwwwwwww I got completely ignoredwwww by everyonewwwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwwww


Time to head home.

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:25:39 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Let's watch Ozu-sensei then.

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:25:52 ID:BtE5sKUy
No way.

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:26:27 ID:R+5y7xqo
This happened yesterday too, but Molester never says a thing when he quotes the wrong postwwwwwwww

274 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/26 20:30:48 ID:fP0LoVvq
ヽ(´A`)ノ Urgh...

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:30:56 ID:g8+XIexU
I know it's unrelated, but please do continue the ramen report.

276 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:31:04 ID:eFWcCkpk
With the demented old man's sad speech resounding through the place and the clerks looking visibly annoyed
most likely because they have to listen to that kind of crap everyday, I waited for my ramen.
Ramen places always have a ramen named after the place, miso ramen and a chef's recommendation in their menu.
Depending on the place, they might also have salt-flavored ramen and tonkotsu ramen.
However, this one only had two different types of soup. The one named after the place was only 650 yen,
and I got somewhat worried seeing how cheap it was.
Maybe it was because of the meal ticket system too. Cheap places like this only serve bland, mass-produced ramen.

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:31:36 ID:O94xhAkC
All I got for dinner tonight is instant yakisoba and rice.

I envy Molester. I wish I had some ramen I could write a review about...

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:31:42 ID:g8+XIexU
Where's the rest of the ramen report?

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:32:22 ID:sDGKDIvn
I too love ramen, but I don't know any good ramen places with more than two types of soup.

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:33:02 ID:R+5y7xqo
I suppose you mean it's relatively cheap, but still... 650 yen is cheap?
Molester, you rich bastard.

281 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:36:25 ID:eFWcCkpk
And then, my ramen was served.
From the looks of it, it was a normal salt-flavored ramen with an egg, seaweed and one slice of roasted pork fillet...
With my expectations lowered, I took a sip of the soup, but my worries were blown away in an instant and replaced by overflowing joy.
It was so light. Not heavy at all.
And yet, it had this classic ramen flavor.
Normally, it's difficult to get salt-flavored ramen to have a rich ramen flavor.
You can make it rich by using tons of broth, toppings and thin noodles,
but it often ends up falling on the creative side of cuisine and having a particular taste unique to the ramen place that makes it.
Let's leave aside whether that's a good thing or bad thing.

But the salt-flavored soup at this place had the classic ramen flavor.
Yes, it had a light flavor typical of salt-flavored ramen, yet the broth, which was most likely chicken broth, had a certain depth to it.
It even had the kind of thickness you'd expect from a good ramen.

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:36:38 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>280
You can get ramen at Chibaya in Chiba for 600 yen.
I think it's way too cheap for how good it is though.
But this is where opinions differ.

If all I wanted was delicious ramen, I could go to all kinds of places, but I don't feel like eating at those places everyday.
I can have Chibaya ramen everyday though.
I always have lunch therew



Plus, they don't have a meal ticket system.

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:36:42 ID:o25+rPFx
>>280
Rich enough to keep a bunch of expensive pets.

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:36:50 ID:m73shZAP
I'll be on my way home then.
I'll read the rest on my cell phone.
Laters. ノシ

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:38:24 ID:o25+rPFx
>>284
Later.
[Insert fitting AA]


286 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:42:36 ID:TEUuIC3X
>>266
I agree with you that people can't grow if they only accept affirmative opinions.
But that still doesn't make your opinions more right.
It's not even about picking the right or wrong opinion, every opinion here just represents one option out of many.
And Molester is the one who decides which one to pick. He doesn't have to pick any of our opinions either, he can pick his own instead.
All we can do is speak to Molester hoping that it'll inspire him in some way. I'm sure your post managed to do that.
But if that's not enough for you, you should try giving advice to actual friends of yours instead of strangers on the Internet.
I'm afraid communication via Internet is simply too indirect for what you're trying to accomplish.

287 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:43:31 ID:eFWcCkpk
But it's not like I was 100% satisfied with their ramen either.
Even if the soup could rival the one at my favorite ramen place, the toppings were just plain terrible.
First of all, their spinach. It's a staple in salt-flavored ramen, but it was so bad.
Not only was it stringy, it didn't have any chewiness either.
Maybe it was only stringy because I was just unlucky and ended up with the tough parts, but the lack of chewiness convinced me that it came out of a freezer.
Plus, they didn't even thaw it properly. As a proof, it was a bit cooler than the soup when I tasted it.
Next up is the egg.
I didn't have anything to complain about its seasoning or the way it was boiled.
But much like the spinach, they'd done such a sloppy job with it. It didn't have the right temperature. In fact, the yolk was almost cold.
It was 7pm, so maybe they didn't have the time to get the temperature right for all ingredients, but still...
Also, what's up with the crude way the egg was cut in half? It made me think they used scissors or something. What a waste of a perfectly boiled egg.

288 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:43:45 ID:eFWcCkpk
Finally, the roasted pork fillet.
Like the egg, its seasoning was quite good. I personally like my roasted pork fillets so tender they melt in my mouth,
but theirs was a bit more on the tougher side. It was tasty though.
But again, it wasn't heated up enough. The part sticking out of the soup was cold.
The noodles were neither good or bad, they were just okay...

The soup was so good that it's a pity all these minor flaws almost ruined an otherwise great ramen.
But overall, it was good enough that it made me want to try the chef's recommendation next time.

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:44:55 ID:R+5y7xqo
>>282
Alright, you just convinced me to give it a try when I find the time.

Chiba is roughly 100km away though.


290 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:45:31 ID:g8+XIexU
That was one passionate report...

If only you could be as passionate about calling themw

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:47:48 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>289
The travel expenses alone would cost more than the ramenw



But you know what? I seriously think their ramen is worth a 100km trip.
You should try it at least once in your life.

I don't have a literary talent like Molester, so I can't write a report about it,
but after trying all sorts of ramen, it was the first time I felt like crying after eating ramen.
That's how good it was.

292 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/26 20:49:06 ID:fP0LoVvq
Tenkaippin ramen is the best in the world!!

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:49:47 ID:c9rmyq1X
Ramen Jiro has the best ramen.

294 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:50:10 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>291
That's too far... I'll make sure to try it the next time I'm in the area.



Nah, not happening.
I'm basically a shut-in.

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:51:56 ID:R+5y7xqo
>>291
Ah, sorry, was it a serious recommendation to me?
I thought you meant to quote Molester's post.

Chiba, huh? It'll take a few thousand... no, probably about 10,000 yen just to get there.

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:52:52 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>294
Have you tried Yoshimuraya ramen?
I bet there's one close enough to you.

That's the level of ramen I'm talking about.

If you ask a ramen otaku, they'll probably tell you that Chibaya falls short by just a little.
But the average ramen lover won't be able to tell a difference.

297 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 20:55:48 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>296
No, I've only been to a handful famous ramen places in my life.
Even back in my hometown when I had a few people I could call my friends,
they quickly stopped asking me out because I wasn't fun to hang out with at all.
My point being, I've always had a shut-in mentality, so I don't have the energy or the courage to venture very far from my apartment... I'm sorry.

298 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:55:58 ID:TEUuIC3X
This thread is turning into a TV Tokyo program.


299 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:57:04 ID:RqNuBGPe
Because of all the ramen posts, right? That's pretty clever.

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:57:51 ID:R+5y7xqo
ttp://www.myu.gr.jp/raumen/raumen_3.html#chiba

I googled it a little.
Now my stomach is growling.
I wanna go to a ramen place with delicious tonkotsu ramen and great soy sauce ramen.

301 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:59:07 ID:E8g8FAFD
I don't know Yoshimuraya, but I've been to Yoshinoya.

And Sumire. Their ramen has this layer of lard covering the surface that keeps the soup hot or something.

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 20:59:47 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>297
Ah, I wanna have ramen now.


I wonder what's for dinner today...
Even the doctor's gone home, so I should be heading home too.
Let's continue the discussion of which ramen is best another timew


See you, guys. ノシ

303 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:01:00 ID:GuR5HKJP
>>297
In other words, if it wasn't for the need to go to school or work,
you'd have long transformed from a semi-shut-in to a shut-in, huh?

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:01:41 ID:o25+rPFx
>>302
ノシ
Have a safe trip home.

305 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 21:02:28 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>303
Yeah, it was really bad during summer holidays!!
Oh well, I enjoyed myself. No, I should say, I was at peace.

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:02:41 ID:O94xhAkC
Wow, it's already 9pm, huh...
Today's mission starts at 10pm, right?

307 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:03:15 ID:sDGKDIvn
>>300
Chibaya didn't do well in that review, huh...... ToT
Oh well, I like how underrated Chibaya isw



I'm off for real now. ノシ

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:04:36 ID:TEUuIC3X
The party will start at 10pm. Will OP call them or will they call him?

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:05:35 ID:R+5y7xqo
Crab hot pot offline meet
Family restaurant offline meet
Ramen offline meet

Bonus:
Pork cutlet on rice with hot green tea offline meet

Please try to remember Pork Cutlet's existence every now and then...


I accidentally posted this in Recharger Man's thread earlier. _| ̄|○

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:05:38 ID:o25+rPFx
Explain this, OP.


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311 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:07:07 ID:F/wuBg1s
>>301
Is Yoshinoya the one in Sapporo?
I have yet to try Sumire, but I tried its sister chain JunRen and hated it. Their ramen was way too salty.
What were they thinking? I'll never eat there again.
I would personally recommend Ramen Gojogen. Their soup is good, of course, but their noodles are excellent.

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:09:21 ID:2nHt9KTE
Someone please give me a short summary of what happened starting at part 1.

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:09:51 ID:c9rmyq1X
>>309
You mean Pork Cutlet who'll soon be rotting at the bottom of the cold sea?

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:12:23 ID:R+5y7xqo
>>313
Yes, I mean Pork Cutlet who might be rotting at the bottom of the cold sea soon.

I don't want to go into any details because it might piss off people in this thread again,
so please check out his thread if you want to know more.

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:12:33 ID:3eEr+yer
After reading OP's ramen report,
I think he should just send the whole thing to Kansai.
Remember how he told Kansai about the pork he bought at SATY?
If she reads his ramen report, she might think
"Molester isn't an otaku, he's just very picky."
But well, ignore this if you're going to call them anyway. _| ̄|○

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:13:01 ID:R+5y7xqo
OP confirmed to be a ramen otaku.

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:13:12 ID:oBHSc1z7
>>286
I had no intentions of complaining about Molester's decisions.
It just pissed me off when he had the nerve to complain about our reaction in >>204.

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:16:42 ID:F/wuBg1s
Dear Molester,
I bet you'll love the Bleach chapter in the next Jump issue. Hehehe. Soifon is so moe...

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:21:18 ID:TEUuIC3X
>>317
Molester's post might have annoyed you,
but you're forgetting that your rant could be annoying to others too.
Just let it go. Even if OP does something annoying, comment on it once and let it go.

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:27:53 ID:O94xhAkC
Time to take a short break...

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:28:51 ID:uNV11krv
Okay, he should be getting a call soon.

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:30:02 ID:o25+rPFx
I'll take a short break too.
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323 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:30:10 ID:oBHSc1z7
>>319
You're right, I went too far.
I shouldn't have overreacted like that.

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:32:04 ID:TEUuIC3X
Screw getting a call, I hope they pay him a sudden visit again.
Molester, go get some ingredients for dinner! Doesn't matter that you already had ramen!

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:32:34 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Was FUJIWARA on Gold Medal of Comedy already?

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:42:42 ID:wda0gydq
Now then, it's almost 10pm...

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:46:58 ID:o25+rPFx
Predator 2 is so boring.

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:53:07 ID:E1D9B9Ar
ring ring ring
 
"Hi, how are you? What's wrong? You called me at noon, right?"
 
"     "
 
 
Let's fill in the empty space.

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:54:41 ID:/j3WfjWT
"Hehehew I called the wrong numberw"

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 21:56:07 ID:TEUuIC3X
"It's me, it's me. You know who I am."

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:02:45 ID:Zrp243UY
ring ring ring
 
"Hi, how are you? What's wrong? You called me at noon, right?"
 
"Baby, come onw You know why I calledw"


332 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:02:52 ID:wda0gydq
Hey, isn't it 10pm already?

333 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:03:48 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>328
"Yeah, I wanted to talk to you..."

334 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:04:02 ID:E1D9B9Ar
"Talk about what?" (´・ω・`)

335 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:05:08 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>334
"I wanted to hear your voice...... Is that reason enough?"

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:05:34 ID:o25+rPFx
"What's my name?"

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:05:36 ID:SHg+Dxfh
"ring ring ring"
 
"Hi, how are you? What's wrong? You called me at noon, right?"
 
"ring ring ring"

"....................................talking to himself, huh...... (in a very small voice)"

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:06:01 ID:kF8v3XhR
>>335
Like you got the balls to say that!

339 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:08:18 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>338
I know that myself!!

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:08:48 ID:F/wuBg1s
>>339
Want to call her before she calls you then?

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:11:20 ID:o25+rPFx
"Ahh! Ahh! I can't hear you!"

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:11:32 ID:ajzJdlVM
Finally caught up with you guys.

Hang in there, Molester! Tomorrow is Dragon Quest release day!

343 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:11:33 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>340
Guess I should be the one to call them, huh?

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:12:45 ID:AH6Vi+aH
Hang in there!

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:13:09 ID:Zrp243UY
It's going to be past midnight again
if you don't do anything soon.

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:13:27 ID:o25+rPFx
Make sure you're ready to head out anytime in case they ask you out.
But if anything, they'll probably be the ones to pay you a sudden visit.

    But then again, why would a group of young girls want to spend their weekend with Molester?

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:13:31 ID:GkaEhywI
I don't think anything will happen if you don't do something.
Hang in there.

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:13:45 ID:F/wuBg1s
>>343
Of course.

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:13:47 ID:Sz/ndlum
Why don't you just confess your feelings to Kansai?
Kansai is the one you're after, isn't she?

350 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:14:27 ID:eFWcCkpk
I see, I wanted to wait for them to contact me, but... I guess I'll make my move first then!!
Alright! Please watch over me, god of salt-flavored ramen!!

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:15:23 ID:mKcQmaoq
Doesn't the summary site get updated anymore?

352 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:15:25 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Well, don't get hasty now.
If you call them now and they happen to be on their way home with friends, it'll be impossible to have a normal conversation.
Plus, you won't be able to start out with small talk and casually apologize at the end.
 
But on the other hand, it's a time-limited opportunity to apologize to both of them with one call if you're lucky.
Though I wouldn't recommend it if you want to have small talk first.

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:15:29 ID:xexk71Ul
Anytime~~ now~~~~

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:15:56 ID:o25+rPFx
Summon the Muscle God's blessing too while you're at it.

355 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:16:04 ID:eFWcCkpk
"Yes?"
"Ahh, it's me, Molester."
"Ahh, sorry, I'm changing right now. Let me call you back in a minute!"

Now this is what I call getting the wind taken out your sails right from the start. OTL

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:16:19 ID:TEUuIC3X
Finally, after hesitating for so long. Alright, go for it, Molester!

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:16:43 ID:vbPaZg+s
>>335

!!!!

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:16:55 ID:o25+rPFx
GWAHAHAHA!
Molester, is that the extent of your power!?

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:18:13 ID:GkaEhywI
You little... Hahaha.

360 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:18:31 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>358
Oh, shut up! How am I supposed to know that she's changing... Changing... Bra......


Tits!!

361 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:18:52 ID:xexk71Ul
  _   ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Kansai! Tits!
 ⊂彡

362 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:19:12 ID:o25+rPFx
Here, have some tits.
ttp://17mvcom.ik8.com/17mvcom/51a/1.jpg

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:19:31 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Oh boy.
 
You always wait until it's almost too late.

By the way, that sounds like they're going out tonight.

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:20:28 ID:o25+rPFx
Ah, >>358 was a Pachinko reference. It's a line Raoh says in the slot machine version of The Fist of the North Star.

365 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:20:35 ID:uNV11krv
I feel like we should have just waited for her to call.

366 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:21:10 ID:eFWcCkpk
>>364
Seriously!? They gave the great Raoh a cheap laugh like "GWAHAHAHA"!?

367 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:22:16 ID:eFWcCkpk
Duking it out with Kansai right now.

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:22:48 ID:uNV11krv
Here we fucking go━━━ヽ(ヽ(゚ヽ(゚∀ヽ(゚∀゚ヽ(゚∀゚)ノ゚∀゚)ノ∀゚)ノ゚)ノ)ノ━━━!!!!

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:23:16 ID:o25+rPFx
Invite her!
And just take her!
No, get taken by her!


370 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:24:07 ID:xexk71Ul
In b4 a shocking new twist!

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:24:42 ID:E1D9B9Ar
If they don't mind what happened, they'll ask him along out of politeness.
If not...

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:26:27 ID:GkaEhywI
In b4 OP's abrupt handling?

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:30:15 ID:E1D9B9Ar
"Well, in any case, we managed to buy her self-defense products, so she should be safer than before."
Say this to calm them down.

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:30:58 ID:xexk71Ul
Brb cooking pasta before he's back.

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:34:48 ID:Sz/ndlum
Brb sculpting dicks from clay before he's back.

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:37:51 ID:uNV11krv
Brb preparing to take a bath before he's back.

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:38:39 ID:uNV11krv
Brb preparing to take a bath before he's back.

378 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:39:03 ID:eFWcCkpk
Umm, what's that thing you tighten nuts with called again?

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:40:09 ID:o25+rPFx
Molester! Molester!
Look! Look! You have an erection!! (in a very small voice)

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:41:19 ID:Zrp243UY
Brb making fried rice before he's back.

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:41:30 ID:o25+rPFx
Molester! Molester!
Look! Look! You have an erection!! (in a very small voice)

382 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:42:23 ID:o25+rPFx
Molester! Molester!
Look! Look! You have an erection!! (in a very small voice)

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:42:56 ID:O94xhAkC
Just got out of the bath!!

Perfect timing!

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:43:28 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Ratchet?

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:43:42 ID:o25+rPFx
Spanner.
Monkey wrench.

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:43:48 ID:c9rmyq1X
You mean a spanner?

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:44:24 ID:o25+rPFx
Spanner.
Monkey wrench.

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:44:31 ID:g8+XIexU
Wrench?

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:44:45 ID:o25+rPFx
Spanner.
Monkey wrench.

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:45:00 ID:uNV11krv
>>378 It's called a wrench.

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:45:10 ID:eMcYYElt
>>378
Wrench.

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:45:22 ID:xexk71Ul
Wrench.

393 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:45:28 ID:o25+rPFx
Spanner.
Monkey wrench.

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:45:29 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Ratchet? Monkey wrench?

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:45:39 ID:g8+XIexU
Wrench?

396 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:45:42 ID:f6gh80el
>>378
Wrench. Or something like it.

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:45:45 ID:eMcYYElt
>>378
Wrench.

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:45:47 ID:Zrp243UY
Wrench.

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:46:03 ID:uNV11krv
There are all kinds of wrenches though.
Ring wrench, socket wrench etc.

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:46:09 ID:O94xhAkC
>>378
A spanner, maybe?

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:46:09 ID:xexk71Ul
Wrench.

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:46:17 ID:o25+rPFx
Spanner.
Monkey wrench.

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:46:17 ID:R+5y7xqo
Must be a wrench.

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:46:19 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Ratchet? Monkey wrench?

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:46:27 ID:g8+XIexU
Wrench?

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:46:44 ID:eMcYYElt
>>378
Wrench.

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:46:56 ID:R+5y7xqo
Must be a wrench.

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:47:17 ID:afSjIQPx
Wrench.

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:47:25 ID:o25+rPFx
Spanner.
Monkey wrench.

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:47:32 ID:O94xhAkC
Just got out of the bath!

Was it perfect timing?

Holy shit, the thread's taking ages to load!!

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:47:33 ID:eMcYYElt
>>378
Wrench.

412 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:47:55 ID:g8+XIexU
Wrench?

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:48:04 ID:R+5y7xqo
Wrench? Spanner?

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:48:19 ID:F/wuBg1s
>>378
Is it a wrench?


415 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:48:34 ID:R+5y7xqo
Wrench? Spanner?

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:48:43 ID:g8+XIexU
Wrench?

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:48:55 ID:Sz/ndlum
VIP is so slow right now.

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:49:25 ID:vbPaZg+s
test

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:49:36 ID:g8+XIexU
Wrench?

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:50:37 ID:R+5y7xqo
Wrench? Spanner?

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:50:40 ID:g8+XIexU
Wrench?

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:50:46 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Ratchet? Monkey wrench?

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:51:33 ID:RlEngJmZ
The fuck's going on in this thread?w

424 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 22:52:01 ID:eFWcCkpk
It's a wrench. Thanks.

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:53:50 ID:xexk71Ul
I lol'd at the wrench spam.

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:54:09 ID:o25+rPFx
Doesn't matter which tool it is, just buy it from a 100 yen shop.

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:55:08 ID:E1D9B9Ar
What a chaos.
LOL

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:55:32 ID:o25+rPFx
Doesn't matter which tool it is, just buy it from a 100 yen shop.

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:55:32 ID:O94xhAkC
>>384-416
I lol'd so hard.


430 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:55:51 ID:RlEngJmZ
The fuck's going on in this thread?w

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:55:56 ID:o25+rPFx
Doesn't matter which tool it is, just buy it from a 100 yen shop.

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:56:22 ID:RlEngJmZ
The fuck's going on in this thread?w

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:56:44 ID:xexk71Ul
I lol'd at the wrench spam.
http://list5.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/2084042029-category.html

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:56:49 ID:zLnUiz+U
It's either a monkey wrench, spanner or a ratched......

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:56:49 ID:o25+rPFx
Doesn't matter which tool it is, just buy it from a 100 yen shop.

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:56:53 ID:R+5y7xqo
We broke the thread.

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:57:02 ID:uNV11krv
All these posts saying wrench. lol

Miss Undie


438 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:57:10 ID:f6gh80el



   WHY ARE YOU GUYS TRYING SO HARD?w




439 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:57:24 ID:F/wuBg1s
Stop spamming posts just to get it read by Molester. That's why the thread is so slow.

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:57:30 ID:o25+rPFx
Doesn't matter which tool it is, just buy it from a 100 yen shop.

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:58:20 ID:o25+rPFx
Doesn't matter which tool it is, just buy it from a 100 yen shop.

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:58:28 ID:GurhJgHd
It's amazing how you can still post in VIP even though the server is down...

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:58:38 ID:R+5y7xqo
We broke the thread.

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 22:59:28 ID:o25+rPFx
Doesn't matter which tool it is, just buy it from a 100 yen shop.

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:00:26 ID:GurhJgHd
It's amazing how you can still post in VIP even though the server is down...

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:00:36 ID:E1D9B9Ar
It's because you guys keep spammingw
So, what was that question about, OP?

447 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:00:49 ID:eFWcCkpk
The phone call is over, but VIP is so slow right now, I don't think I can post my report now... What should I do?

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:01:26 ID:GurhJgHd
It's amazing how you can still post in VIP even though the server is down...

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:02:12 ID:R+5y7xqo


  BOSS HELP  



450 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:02:45 ID:F/wuBg1s
Don't buy a wrench from a 100 yen shop.
They're usually so small they're totally useless.
If you're going to get one, better get a bigger one you can use for life.

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:03:51 ID:l5ZHhEsO
So, why were you talking about a wrench?

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:04:13 ID:o25+rPFx
I knew this would happen when I kept spamming the submit button.
I regret it now.

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:04:53 ID:l5ZHhEsO
So, why were you talking about a wrench?

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:05:26 ID:l5ZHhEsO
So, why were you talking about a wrench?

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:05:37 ID:GurhJgHd
ID:o25+rPFx is going berserk!

456 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:05:57 ID:afSjIQPx
ID:o25+rPFx
Don't worry, your posts are coming through, so calm down!!!

457 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:06:22 ID:O94xhAkC
Whoops, I clicked submit and then cancelled right away,
but I guess my post got submitted anyway.


So, why is VIP so slow right now?

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:06:36 ID:F/wuBg1s
Don't buy a wrench from a 100 yen shop.
They're usually so small they're totally useless.
If you're going to get one, better get a bigger one you can use for life.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:06:39 ID:l5ZHhEsO
So, why were you talking about a wrench?

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:06:49 ID:R+5y7xqo


  BOSS HELP 



461 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:07:34 ID:F/wuBg1s
Don't buy a wrench from a 100 yen shop.
They're usually so small they're totally useless.
If you're going to get one, better get a bigger one you can use for life.

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:08:53 ID:zLnUiz+U
A self-defense product you need a wrench for?











              What could it be?

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:09:09 ID:vbPaZg+s
VIP is back.

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:09:16 ID:np+3LMxN
Whoa, look at all the duplicate posts.
>>Molester
If VIP is too slow, just give us a short summary of the call.

465 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:09:22 ID:eFWcCkpk
Should I just go to bed until VIP is back to normal...?
Let me take a bath and calm down first.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:09:35 ID:xexk71Ul
EHHHHHHH

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:09:41 ID:f6gh80el
It's back to normal.

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:10:07 ID:O94xhAkC
Oh? It's a lot better now.

469 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:10:16 ID:f6gh80el
>>465
It's back to normal. Post your report.

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:10:26 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Come on!

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:10:51 ID:Zrp243UY
m9(^Д^)9m < Check♪

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:10:58 ID:YxZ4Bc2D
What happened?
LOL

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:12:22 ID:f6gh80el
>>378
It was a wrench, wasn't it?

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:12:28 ID:xexk71Ul
580 Name:root▲ ★ Date:04/11/26 23:10:49 ???
Alright, just finished part one of the emergency measures.

I don't know what caused it, but it was that one process going crazy again as always.
It wouldn't even die to "kill".

Even after a "kill -9", it would just go crazy again, so I had to stop apache first,
kill that process with "kill -9" and then start apache again.

If this happens again, I'll have to get rid of it for good.

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:12:50 ID:o25+rPFx
>>465
I'll be waiting.

He says he's taking a bath, but I bet he's fapping right now.



476 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:13:57 ID:R+5y7xqo
Oh shit, I panicked and turned on auto-reload.


477 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:15:46 ID:o25+rPFx
Hosho yawning is so moe.

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:17:16 ID:R+5y7xqo
A deja-vu... Agent Smith...

Pork Cutlet is gone forever. He slipped through a glitch in the matrix...

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:17:24 ID:TEUuIC3X
He needs to calm down? Does that mean something bad happened?

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:17:58 ID:o25+rPFx
That post was meant to go into a different thread.

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:18:09 ID:E1D9B9Ar
He didn't seem depressed.
I'm sure he'll cause another miracle like he always does.

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:18:46 ID:R+5y7xqo
VIP is super slow and our posts end up in the wrong thread... What's going on... (゚д。)

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:23:08 ID:o25+rPFx
 ID:R+5y7xqo and ID:o25+rPFx will be coming with me now...
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    /'⌒'ヽ \ っ/\  |
    (●.●) )/   |: | 
     >冊/  ./     |: /
   /⌒   ミミ \   〆
   /   / |::|λ|
   |√7ミ   |::|  ト、
   |:/    V_ハ|
  /| i         | 
   и .i      N 
    λヘ、| i .NV 
      V\W


484 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:24:15 ID:R+5y7xqo
>>483
Σ(゚д゚) Why me too!?

485 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:26:33 ID:eFWcCkpk
Should I give you the short and simple version?
Or the usual version?
Is VIP back to normal?

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:27:00 ID:vbPaZg+s
>>485
I want the extended version.
The same level of detail as always.
VIP is the best.

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:27:13 ID:Zrp243UY
Well, judging from your posts, it was a pretty normal phone call, right?
Give us the simple version.

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:27:41 ID:f6gh80el
>>485
Give us all the gory details.

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:27:43 ID:np+3LMxN
>>485
If possible, the usual version, please.
And just censor out all private information as always.

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:27:43 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Don't drag it out too long.

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:30:38 ID:R+5y7xqo
>>485
I wanna take a bath, so post the long version later.

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:30:38 ID:uNV11krv
I have a shift coming up, so I want the long version but as quickly as possible.

493 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:30:58 ID:eFWcCkpk
Okay, the usual version then.

Like I posted earlier, I called Kansai first (because I didn't have the courage to e-mail Miss Understanding first),
but she was like "I'm changing right now." and hung up on me,
throwing a wrench in my plans while making me all frisky at the same time.
So there I was sitting straight in front of my cell phone trying to sort out my thoughts when...

ring ring ring

Whack!

Grab!!

Open!!

"Incoming call from Miss Understanding"


Huh?

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:32:01 ID:o25+rPFx
>>493
Dude, you have to post
NULL POINTER first.

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:32:52 ID:R+5y7xqo
He's going to drag it out to hell and back, isn't he? (´д`)

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:33:24 ID:5ZLNIFBz
It's called wrench.

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:33:56 ID:RncQdN6f
I'm eating crab right now. What a luxury. (*゚∀゚)=3 Haha-

498 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:33:58 ID:eFWcCkpk
But I didn't keep her waiting any longer for I am not my usual self today!!

"Hello?"
"Ah, Mr. Molester?"
"Yeah, it's me."
"You called me earlier, right? I'm sorry for not answering, I was busy."
"Oh, don't worry about it. It's not your fault if you were working."
"Right..."
.........
......
...
There we go again.
This always happens when I talk to Miss Understanding. As soon as she runs out of topics,
I do too, since I'm a semi-shut-in who can barely hold a conversation, and we both fall silent.
But like I said, I'm not my usual self today! I have to apologize no matter what!!

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:35:48 ID:R+5y7xqo
>>498
Wrench? Spanner?

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:36:24 ID:pIHS3CEK
.........

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:36:32 ID:o25+rPFx
Uhh... I wouldn't be able to stay quiet...

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:37:34 ID:ajzJdlVM
>>498
She'll never stop using polite speech when talking to you, will she?w

503 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:37:50 ID:eFWcCkpk
"Umm... Say..."
"Yes?"
"Well, when we bought that spray... in Akihabara..."
"Ahh..."

See that reaction? That's not how you'd react if you didn't mind what happened at all.
In other words, it was just as expected.

"I'm sorry about what happened."
"......"
"See, Akihabara is the only place I know of that sells all kinds of self-defense products.
And since it's a place I'm used to going to, I didn't consider that it was the first time for you and Kansai.
I didn't think it through! I'm sorry!"
"......"
"......"
"......no... (in a very small voice)"
"Huh?"
"No, it's just that I'm not sure how to react to your apology..."
"Right."
"After all, I was so surprised on that day that I didn't talk much at all..."

504 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:39:23 ID:Zrp243UY
This makes me want to ship Miss Understanding and Molester again. Am I the only one here?

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:39:45 ID:o25+rPFx
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506 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:40:58 ID:eFWcCkpk
"No, it was really my lack of consideration.
I really should have known better... than take you to a place like that."
"Please don't worry about it so much. (in a pretty small voice)"
"I'm really sorry though."

Thinking back now, I feel like I just kept apologizing. Reminds me of that time when Glasses kept apologizing to me at the police station.
After that, Miss Understanding and I had some awkward small talk for a bit.

"Ah, have you already talked to Miss Understanding...?"
"Eh? Ah, not yet..."
"I'll put her on the phone then."
"Eh? Ah?"


M-My heart is not ready!!

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:41:48 ID:7Ye5c9Vt
What the hell?

508 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:42:03 ID:o25+rPFx
>"Ah, have you already talked to Miss Kansai...?"
Fixed that for you.

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:42:06 ID:uNV11krv
>"Ah, have you already talked to Miss Understanding...?"
This is supposed to be Kansai, not Miss Understanding, right?

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:42:53 ID:R+5y7xqo
What if our assumption that he meant to write Kansai instead of Miss Understanding is in itself a misunderstanding?

511 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:43:11 ID:RncQdN6f
I'm super confused now.

512 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:44:31 ID:eFWcCkpk
I braced myself, sweating profusely.
I could hear how Miss Understanding was saying something to Kansai.
It sounded like she was explaining to her why I called them.
And then...

"Hey, man."
"H-Hey."
"How's it going?"
"Ah, good! Good!"
"Is that right?"
"That's right."

What's wrong with her?

"So?"
"Huh?"
"Don't you have something to say to me?"
"Yes, I do..."
"I'm all ears."
"I'm sorry."
"Good."

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:44:55 ID:E1D9B9Ar
Why do you always have to be so long-winded?
Can't you just apologize directly?


514 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:45:34 ID:ujF2Pk42
>>512
Kansai is so moe...

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:47:11 ID:kF8v3XhR
I wish I had a big sister like her.

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:47:19 ID:xQlM5RkQ
>>504 I ship them too. No special reason though.

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:48:06 ID:R+5y7xqo
Not many people around lately even during a report from OP...
I feel like the thread is only full when everyone starts complaining about OP.

518 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:49:04 ID:eFWcCkpk
Sorry about >>506. You guys know what I meant.

It was hard to tell from Kansai's reaction if she was mad about Akihabara or not.
Who knows? Maybe she was really mad at me, but Miss Understand had told her
"Kansai, Mr. Molester said he was really sorry, so please don't get mad at him, okay?"
before she put her on the phone.

"But man, that was something."
"Akihabara?"
"I was not prepared."
"......I'm sorry."
"I guess you really gotta see it to believe it."
"Yeah, it's pretty hard to believe..."
"Is it really okay for those posters and stuff to be plastered all over the place like that?"
"...well, it's not the kind of place kids go to."
"There were lots of girls there too, weren't there?"
"...well, yeah, you see more and more female otaku lately..."

Kansai kept firing questions about Akihabara at me and I was just shooting them all down one by one. (In reality, I was just answering them to the best of my ability.)

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:49:10 ID:f6gh80el
>>517
We seem to have a whole bunch of wrench experts in this thread though.

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:49:26 ID:np+3LMxN
>>517
I actually prefer having few posts during a report though.

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:51:11 ID:o25+rPFx
You won't find many girls like Miss Undie out there. Picking Kansai over her will be your ruin, OP.
Better switch routes back to Miss Undie before it's too late.

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:52:46 ID:Zrp243UY
>"Kansai, Mr. Molester said he was really sorry, so please don't get mad at him, okay?"

So cute.

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:52:54 ID:R+5y7xqo
>>519
I happen to be an expert on wrenches! Just look at how many wrench posts I've made in this thread.

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:52:58 ID:c9rmyq1X
Kansai is so moe...

525 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:53:53 ID:eFWcCkpk
After talking about Akihabara for a while,

"Well, I'm really sorry. When I tried to think of a place with lots of self-defense products,
Akihabara was all I could come up with.
But it wasn't the kind of place you should take girls to. I'm really sorry."

I ended up using a template apology.

"Stop apologizing already. I said it's okay."
"Ahh, okay. Thanks."
"More importantly, remember the lock thingy you bought her?"
"Lock thingy?"
"That thing that locks the door."

My memory is a bit fuzzy, but it was an anti-pick lock I bought for Miss Understanding.
The description said it makes it harder to pick your door open or something.
It also said "Easy to install!!"

526 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:54:31 ID:TEUuIC3X
>>378
Wrench or spanner!!!!!

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:54:59 ID:uNV11krv
So that's where the wrench comes in.

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:55:24 ID:vbPaZg+s
Go install it for her.

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:55:32 ID:f6gh80el
>>525
Wait, you were the one who bought it?w

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:55:42 ID:o25+rPFx
Screw wrenches. This calls for an air spin driver.

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:56:10 ID:xexk71Ul
Are you going to go shopping for a wrench with Miss Undie?

532 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:56:23 ID:R+5y7xqo
Limited time offer! Sign up now and Molester will install your anti-pick lock for you for free! (Female customers only.)

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:57:15 ID:xexk71Ul
Wait, stalkers go as far as picking your lock?

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:57:55 ID:o25+rPFx
Are you guys sure Molester is not just trying to trick us into thinking we're on the Kansai route?
He already tricked us once. Remember Shinjuku?

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:58:00 ID:eMcYYElt
It's the return of the wrench spam!!

536 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:58:00 ID:eFWcCkpk
"Ahh... What about it?"
"Yesterday, Miss Understanding and I tried to attach it, but it didn't work."
"Seriously? Is it defective?"
"That's not it. Umm... It comes with these five-sided screw-like things, you know what I mean? We couldn't tighten them."
"Five-sided? Screws? .........you mean nuts?"
"Right! Nuts!!"
"Eh? Don't they normally come with a tightening tool of the right size?"

This is where I asked the thread about wrenches.

"It didn't come with anything for some reason."
"Seriously?"
"That's why we couldn't get it attached."
"But you should be able to tighten nuts with pliers too."
"We tried that too..."


Apparently, it gets stuck and doesn't function properly if you can't tighten the nuts enough.
Plus, the nuts seem to be made of a softer metal, so using pliers to tighten them will just cause the edges on the nuts to wear off.

537 : ヽ(・∀・ )ノ< Mai-chanヽ(・∀・ )ノ ◆mai/il5cEc : 04/11/26 23:58:43 ID:D6z+KIm0

ヽ(・∀・ )ノ< Mai-chan is in the house! Ryun Ryun!

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:58:45 ID:R+5y7xqo
Molester and Miss Undie wrenching a drenched French bench!

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:59:02 ID:o25+rPFx
A wrench for pentagon nuts, huh?
I can lend you a whole toolbox, so come to my place and get it.


540 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:59:38 ID:7Ye5c9Vt
Sounds like all you have to do is stick your wrench in Miss Undie and screw her tight.

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:59:43 ID:eMcYYElt
  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Wrench! Wrench!
 ⊂彡

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/26 23:59:53 ID:34s36Dcu
>>311
I know this is off-topic right now,
but it's spelled Gojougen.
Not a fan of their ramen though.

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:00:48 ID:ALOHjD7J
If it was me, I could tighten the nuts with my bare fingers like I was bending beer caps.

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:00:55 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>537
I'll let you borrow her this one time.
She's mine and mine only.
      /,.ァ、\
     ( ノo o ) )  My (Get)
      )ヽ ◎/(.    Dutch (A)
    (/.(・)(・)\ . Wife (Clue)
    (/| x |\)   .  _
      //\\  
   . (/   \)  


545 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:01:58 ID:MhGwPNdK
Let's all go to Miss Understanding's place
and take turns tightening the nuts half a turn each!!!!

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:02:02 ID:Ash+5KHx
The ramen at Sumire and JunRen are quite different in taste though.
I like Gojougen too.

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:02:28 ID:DEAQA4hL
>>"Yesterday, Miss Understanding and I tried to attach it, but it didn't work."
Well, while Molester was having trouble making up his mind, Miss Undie and Kansai were taking anti-stalker measures.
So you were actually helping them in a roundabout way, Molester.

548 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:03:06 ID:Sr9K8F1y
"And isn't there a tool that fits all sizes of nuts?"
"You mean the one that's often used as a murder weapon in American movies?"
"That's it! The one with an adjustable head."
"Ahh, I know what you mean."
"Molester, you're an otaku, so you must be into building plastic models, right?"
"I used to when I was still living with my parents..."
"You don't happen to have one of those then?"

I've never heard of a plastic model that requires a wrench or spanner to build...

"Eh? I'm not sure... Wait, Kansai, you have a bike, so you should have one of those too, no?"
"I looked for it, but I don't know! I mean, it's not like I do maintenance on my bike myself."
"Hold on a second, let me check..."

Leave it to me to actually find a wrench lying around in my room.

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:03:25 ID:XRewLarc
Yamaokaya has the best ramen.

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:03:51 ID:qkql+zmd
You can borrow an adjustable wrench from me!

I'm in Yokohama though.

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:04:12 ID:Ash+5KHx
Then who does maintenance on her bike? Is it a guy!?

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:04:22 ID:MhGwPNdK
I'm in Yokohama too and you can have my wrench.

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:04:23 ID:DEAQA4hL
So it was a monkey wrench.

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:04:45 ID:iUkazoJ6
>>551
She's probably getting it done at the store she bought her bike from. A lot of stores offer that kind of maintenance.

555 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:04:47 ID:Pi8GX+kz
When it comes to ramen, it's Tsukimiken for me.

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:05:00 ID:sAyKLo3B
You need a wrench to build plastic models?

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:05:11 ID:d2Xfx2CK
In b4 Molester offers to do maintenance for Kansai.

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:05:21 ID:GgJMEiVK
Kansai might have a boyfriend. Just throwing it out there.

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:05:31 ID:UdsP+oXE
>>526
Slowpoke!

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:05:31 ID:MhGwPNdK
Use the wrench between your legs!!!

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:05:34 ID:ALOHjD7J
They should have asked Molester to help them if they were going to try to install it yesterday.

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:05:42 ID:UuQgo7rc
Don't use pliers.
Use a hexagonal wrench.

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:05:47 ID:Ash+5KHx
It's time for sakusaku.

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:05:58 ID:ajR7jaoq
Do you guys do maintenance on your car yourself or what?

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:06:47 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>564
Never underestimate an otaku!

566 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:06:55 ID:OSKVFqb7
>>564
I do.

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:06:58 ID:qkql+zmd
It's interesting that the nuts are pentagonal.

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:07:02 ID:FuEOhw1L
Don't worry, I promise I won't say that you could have gone to Miss Undie's place yesterday to help her if you'd apologized right away.

569 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:07:03 ID:Sr9K8F1y
By the way, this was when VIP suddenly went down.
I mashed the reload button of my browser with my right hand at godlike speed,
and I can normally close the pop-ups of of a porn site faster than it can spawn them, but nothing happened.
Flustered because I'd lost my only mental support, I continued the conversation with Kansai.

"Found one."
"Seriously? Can we borrow it!?"
"Sure, but when?"
"Give me a second..."

I could hear them talking in the background again. It sounded like she was asking if Miss Understanding was okay with it.

"Hello?"
"Yes, yes."
"Is tomorrow okay?"
"Tomorrow? What time?"

More talking in the background.

"A little before noon!"

I have a shift starting at 10 tomorrow.
But it should be fine. I don't care when I sleep as long as I get enough sleep before the shift. I have sleeping pills for times like this.

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:07:23 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>564
Car maintenance and bike maintenance are totally different though.

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:07:32 ID:DEAQA4hL
>>562
Hexagonal wrenches are used to tighten set screws......
You can't tighten nuts with them...

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:07:43 ID:ALOHjD7J
Molester, you've got a few nuts loose yourself, don't you?

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:08:39 ID:UuQgo7rc
Can you clear up if they're bolts or hexagonal nuts?

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:08:45 ID:qkql+zmd
>>569
If it's a late night shift that starts at 10pm, you should be available until about 2pm.


575 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:08:50 ID:d2Xfx2CK
Look, I've got the perfect wrench to tighten your nuts with hanging from my crotch.

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:09:03 ID:UdsP+oXE
Monkey... (゚∀゚)

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:09:16 ID:smqyRnH1
>>378
A driver, maybe?

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:09:25 ID:qkql+zmd
>>576
Wrench!! (゚∀゚)

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:09:36 ID:P1tFxK+2
Are sleeping pills that easy to get?

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:09:43 ID:DEAQA4hL
>>575
I want this guy to handle this case.

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:09:52 ID:GgJMEiVK
I can already see Molester embarrassing himself by bringing them the wrong tool.
Make sure to double-check the exact size and shape of the nuts.

582 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:10:17 ID:Sr9K8F1y
"That works, yeah."

I'm so lucky. This is my chance to vindicate my dishonor.
No, wait, how do you say redeem yourself? Doesn't matter.

"Then bring it to Miss Understanding's apartment at around 10am tomorrow, okay?"
"Oh...... Ohhh!?"
"Eh? No?"

W-What did you just say!?

"Eh? Where?"
"You know where she lives, right? We went there once."
"Eh? Miss Understanding's apartment?"
"Yeah, Miss Understanding's apartment. What? Forgot where it is?"
"Ohh... No, I still remember."
"So you know how to get there, huh?"
"Yeah."

Uh-oh.

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:10:27 ID:67JI3+2d
I honestly can't recommend monkey wrenches as they end up rounding the nut corners.

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:10:28 ID:0c28Fe4j
Looks like everyone's having fun and it's comfy in the thread today.

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:10:29 ID:MhGwPNdK
If the nuts really are pentagonal,
then there's no way around it. You'll have to use a wrench.

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:10:38 ID:Ash+5KHx
Leeet's goooo━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:10:57 ID:UuQgo7rc
It's vindicate your honor.


588 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:11:17 ID:ALOHjD7J
If someone says Monkey, I think of Monkey Punch first.
In b4 they only want his wrench and don't even let him into her apartment.

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:11:24 ID:FuEOhw1L
Vindicate is used with honor, not dishonor.

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:11:25 ID:IxbyvVpy
He did it! He triggered another event!

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:11:48 ID:Pi8GX+kz
Miss Undie's apartment, huh?
Your first time entering the apartment of a woman living by herself, right?

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:11:49 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>582
What's the problem?

Your wrench can't be moved and only has a range of 10m or what?

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:11:50 ID:DEAQA4hL
Hmm... In this case, you'll have to use a glasses wrench...
Wait, G-Glasses!?

T/L note: Ring wrench literally means "glasses wrench" in Japanese.



594 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:11:52 ID:MhGwPNdK
Take a range with you too!!!

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:12:46 ID:ALOHjD7J
Shit, I'm late. _| ̄|○

Molester, you remind me of Jerid Messa. Did you watch today's Gundam episode?

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:13:16 ID:d2Xfx2CK
Orange Wrench.

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:13:17 ID:S/9a5f0a
Molester, you seem to have this habit of always apologizing too many times, or are you just that sensitive?
You're friends with them already, I think it's time you stopped tiptoeing around them so much.

598 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:13:51 ID:Sr9K8F1y
"Ah, Yamaoka will be there too, but you don't mind, do you?"
"I don't mind."
"It won't take that long either. It'd be great if you could attach the damn thing for Miss Understanding."
"There's no guarantee that I can do it though."

After that, we talked some more and I now have a pretty good understanding of how it's supposed to get installed.
I should be able to do it with the wrench I found.

"See you tomorrow then."
"Ah! W-Wait a minute!"

I have to say it!!

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:14:13 ID:WlMKxEK4
Kansai must have thrown in a good word for you, huh?

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:14:46 ID:S/9a5f0a
Molester, I probably don't have to tell you this, but... take a gift with you, like a cake or something.

601 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:14:55 ID:UuQgo7rc
She'll give the phone back to Miss Undie, won't she?

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:14:55 ID:d2Xfx2CK
Still no sign of a Yamaoka flag...

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:15:00 ID:MhGwPNdK
What are you going to talk about?

Don't tell me.........







Is it going to be about Krillin!?

604 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:15:14 ID:FuEOhw1L
And that's when Molester said his famous line!

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:15:21 ID:UuQgo7rc
I'm cheating on Molester with Pork Cutlet right now.

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:15:27 ID:sAyKLo3B
Hm? What are you going to say?

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:15:29 ID:Ash+5KHx
"I wanted to hear your voice......"

608 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:15:37 ID:vYgpKfm3
Damn, I caught up so quickly.
Is the lock thing a Japanese product?
Are you sure it's pentagonal nuts? If you bring them the wrong tool, you'll actually end up vindicating your dishonor.

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:15:48 ID:UdsP+oXE
Wait, what is there left to say?

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:16:15 ID:ALOHjD7J
Why does the summary site list Miss Yamaoka and Butler as two separate people?

611 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:16:38 ID:UuQgo7rc
There are star-shaped wrenches too.

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:17:17 ID:UdsP+oXE
Why is the thread so slow today?

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:17:22 ID:sAyKLo3B
Is it a sudden confession of love?

614 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:18:05 ID:Sr9K8F1y
That's right, I was told in the thread that the best way to apologize is to do it casually after some small talk!!
When I saw it, I even slapped my knee and went "That's it!!" too...

"What?"
"Umm... I keep rep-repet.... repeteating myself... (I fumbled my words so hard.)"
"Okay, let's try that one more time."

That's Kansai for you. An ordinary woman would have pretended I didn't just sound like a retard... That's why she's electrifying! That's why I look up to her!!

"Sorry. Ahh... Okay. (coughs)"
"Hurry it up."
"Okay. I keep repeating myself, but I'm really sorry about Akihabara. I should've taken you girls more into consideration."
"Our feelings?"
"Yeah, exactly."
"That's why you're not popular with girls."
"Sorry."
"I'll give you a call tomorrow then."
"Ah, okay."


And as soon as the call ended, I screamed
"Yessssss! I'm back in the game!!"
and started jumping up and down on my futon until I heard a loud
THUD!!
against my wall, which is why I'm now sitting here typing this quietly.

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:18:08 ID:d2Xfx2CK
"Come get the wrench."


Maybe?

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:18:37 ID:Ash+5KHx
Lol.

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:19:02 ID:MhGwPNdK
>>615
>>615
>>615
>>615
>>615
>>615
>>615

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:19:12 ID:FfYiRQlE
>>614
So you were the guy making all that racket next door.
I was trying to read this thread, but you were so loud I'd punched the wall before I knew it.

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:19:46 ID:d2Xfx2CK
Aren't you apologizing a bit too much?

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:19:58 ID:dtIjteYp
Alright! Tomorrow is your chance to tarnish your honor!!!!

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:20:46 ID:ALOHjD7J
>"That's why you're not popular with girls."

I posted something like this when I was pretending to be Kansai earlier! Is it weird that this makes me happy for some reason?

622 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:21:00 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>618
I-I'm sorry.

B-But you're always fooling around with the girls you bring home all the time!!!
You can hear the high-pitched moaning in the whole goddamn buiilding!
Quit dragging me back to reality when I'm watching moe anime with a creepy grin on my face!!!


623 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:21:08 ID:67JI3+2d
Just want to point out that you won't have any excuses to see them again after tomorrow anymore.

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:21:23 ID:MhGwPNdK
Good job for now, Molester.
I heard it's going to be windy tomorrow, so make sure your wig straps are tight when you go.

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:21:23 ID:UdsP+oXE
Too much apologizing.

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:21:30 ID:vYgpKfm3
Didn't you already apologize at the start!?
We told you to apologize casually not tediously!

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:22:15 ID:ALOHjD7J
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      ./ ̄ノ( ヘヘ ̄ ̄ ̄ creak creak
   /            Ahh! Ahh! <3
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628 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:22:37 ID:d2Xfx2CK
For now, you should just focus on becoming good friends with everyone in Miss Undie's group.
You know where they all live now and I doubt they're moving away anytime soon.

If you go berserk and fuck it up with one of them, you'll probably lose contact with the whole group.
Show them tomorrow that you can be a guy friend they can depend on!

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:23:03 ID:P1tFxK+2
If you apologize too many times, it just comes off as annoying.

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:23:03 ID:UuQgo7rc
Keep up the good work!

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:23:21 ID:IxbyvVpy
Make sure to wear a hat tomorrow, OP!

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:23:44 ID:MhGwPNdK
Looks like it all worked out in the end.

633 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:23:55 ID:OSKVFqb7
I thoought apologizing at the end is only effective when you haven't apologized yet
or only apologized a little bit at the beginning.

634 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:24:15 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>628
Oh yeah! Just leave it to me, mkay?
By the way, here's what my wrench or spanner thing looks like:

ttp://japan.alibaba.com/img/product/50/04/27/5004278.jpg

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:25:00 ID:UuQgo7rc
She said the nuts are pentagonal though...

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:25:16 ID:MhGwPNdK
>>634
That one looks like its jaws will keep slipping and damaging the corners of the nuts, don't you think?

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:25:28 ID:OSKVFqb7
>>634
That's a monkey wrench.
It tends to round the nuts. Can't recommend it.

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:25:33 ID:mubpgOK2
Ohh, finally caught up.

Don't you have any ratchets lying around, Molester?

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:25:50 ID:ALOHjD7J
It's so boring when he doesn't go berserk... ('A`)

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:25:53 ID:np4/fE6K
alibaba dot com

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:26:00 ID:Ash+5KHx
>>634
You shouldn't use that one. It'll crush the nut corners.

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:26:17 ID:d2Xfx2CK
You have to get rid of your inferiority complex little by little, my man.
Try not to take longer than three minutes to install the lock tomorrow.

Make it look really easy and leave again without breaking a sweat.

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:26:18 ID:smqyRnH1
Take a minus driver with you just to be on the safe side.
If the nuts turn out to be star-shaped for some reason, you can use the minus driver to tighten them if you apply enough force.

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:26:26 ID:mubpgOK2
Box wrenches + ratchets is the ultimate combination.



645 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:26:57 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>634
Will it be okay size-wise?
I hope you didn't buy it from a 100-yen shop because they're usually too small to be useful.
You don't want to embarrass yourself because your tool is too small for their nuts.
You should plan everything out down to the last detail and show them you're the man.

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:27:36 ID:d2Xfx2CK
It might be better to take a ratchet set with you if you have one.

647 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:27:49 ID:Sr9K8F1y
Well, if >>634 doesn't do it, I'm taking pliers with me that look like you could pull teeth with them, with jaws shaped like [ ].
One of them should be able to get the job done.

Besides, even though I can't explain it, I did see the actual thing when I bought it,
so I'm pretty sure that >>634 will be enough.

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:28:01 ID:mubpgOK2
If you go to Don Quijote, you can buy tools like that in all shapes and forms.

Shit.
I have a soccer match tomorrow, but I can't go to bed with all this exciting stuff happening in the thread!

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:28:03 ID:UuQgo7rc
Molester, do yourself a favor and go to the nearest home depot with one of the screws.
I can't imagine a security product using standard hexagon bolts or screws.

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:28:04 ID:OSKVFqb7
It'd be a good idea to take a ratched handle with sockets of different sizes (from about 8mm to 12mm) with you.

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:28:06 ID:MhGwPNdK
If they couldn't tighten them with pliers,
they must be shaped like Screw Kid's head or something.

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:28:33 ID:AHcNctwq
Is this the thread for tool otaku?

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:29:35 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>652
Welcome to the miraculous world of tools.

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:29:36 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>652
Can't you tell by the number of times the word "wrench" was posted?

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:30:02 ID:67JI3+2d
>>634
Is that the only one you have? That's the kind of wrench that damages the nuts the most.
Even a 1000-yen spanner set would be better than that thing.

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:30:07 ID:ALOHjD7J
Giving advice to Molester is fine, but I really want him to bring them the wrong tool and embarrass himself in front of three beautiful girls.

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:30:31 ID:Ash+5KHx
Hey, it's been a while since Miss Yamaoka showed up last.

658 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:30:54 ID:Sr9K8F1y
Guys!! Just a few minutes ago, I was still thinking
"I'm going to be fine."
but you're beginning to freak out with all those technical terms you're throwing around!!

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:31:32 ID:dtIjteYp
[Search in posts]
Target thread: I got totally mistaken for a Molester part 19
Keyword: wrench

Number of resuls: 92

('A`) ......

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:31:37 ID:AHcNctwq
>>658
You should just take your whole toolbox with you.

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:31:42 ID:IxbyvVpy
>>658
Prepare for tomorrow by building a Gundam plastic model with live commentary.

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:32:07 ID:MhGwPNdK
Dude, just imagine you end up damaging the nuts so much
that you can't attach or remove the thing anymore...


Oh boy~~~~~~~ I couldn't handle the embarrassment~~~

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:32:10 ID:FuEOhw1L
Molester, first of all, you did well today.

Your handling was good enough, so the next step is to be more confident from now on.
And I don't mean conceited, I mean confident.
Being too confident can be annoying, yes, but being too negative is depressing and just as annoying.
Hang in there.

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:32:15 ID:UuQgo7rc
This thread is climbing the ranking.
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665 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:32:15 ID:vYgpKfm3
Just go get yourself a star-shaped one and a hexagonal one from Don Quijote and you're set.
Don't get stingy now.

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:32:19 ID:OSKVFqb7
>>658
http://bag04pr000.ac.yahoo.co.jp/users/4/2/8/6/ksy_2000_jp-imgbatch_1100907342/480x360-2004061700789.jpg

↑ One like this would be good.

667 : Damien : 04/11/27 00:32:30 ID:Zy4Is0mK
666

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:32:31 ID:67JI3+2d
>>658
The one in the picture you posted has teeth,
so it's almost like a tool that was made to damage whatever it's tightening.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:32:42 ID:JMuHetCs
>>655
Agreed.
I seriously can't recommend monkey wrenches.
Get a spanner set from Don Quijote.

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:32:55 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>659
That means, more than 10% of this thread's posts contain the word "wrench".

So what was this thread about again?

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:33:41 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>666
OP should get that one!

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:34:01 ID:MhGwPNdK
By the way, shouldn't Kansai have a tool to remove the spark plugs of her bike?
Don't medium-size motorcycles come with one inside the trunk?

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:34:17 ID:AHcNctwq
This thread is about a molester with a wrench.

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:35:14 ID:ALOHjD7J
The heart-wrenching tale of Molester.

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:35:30 ID:OSKVFqb7
>>671
It's made by Snap-on, after all.

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:35:39 ID:smqyRnH1
>>672
Older used bikes usually don't come with any tools.

677 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:35:50 ID:FuEOhw1L
The thread started out as a TV Tokyo program and quickly turned into a DIY/handymen thread.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:36:05 ID:JMuHetCs
Ahh, but on the other hand, if you bring a bunch of super professional tools,
it might freak Miss Understanding out about as much as if you'd brought picking tools.
She might be like "Why does this guy have so many professional-looking tools?"

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:36:41 ID:AHcNctwq
We're basically telling him to chase girls around with a wrench in his hand from now on.

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:36:45 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>675
The best manufacturer of tools out there. Nice.

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:36:49 ID:67JI3+2d
ttp://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/ell/sale/koug2.jpg

These are cheap and the most versatile.
It can't hurt to have a set of these.

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:37:20 ID:UuQgo7rc
Is OP watching an anime?
Or did he go to Akiba to buy Dragon Quest 8?

683 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:37:30 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>666
It turns out I had one just like that in my toolbox...
But damn, I just took a good look at my toolbox and it's full of professional-looking tools... There's even a drill in there...

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:37:51 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>678
Now I want Molester to bring some actual picking tools
and get arrested trying to show her how to pick a lock.

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:37:56 ID:sAyKLo3B
Better line up before all wrenches are sold out!!
http://cgi28.plala.or.jp/ll/lll/img20041126202322.jpg


686 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:38:05 ID:AHcNctwq
>>683
Take your whole toolbox with you.

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:38:08 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>678
People ask me that all the time.

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:39:18 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>687
Reported and called the police.

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:39:31 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>683
You're acting like it wasn't your own toolbox.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:39:57 ID:vYgpKfm3
Well, there's no guarantee that the installation tomorrow will work out, but...
 
DON'T YOU BRING UP AKIHABARA TOMORROW!
 
You're long-winded and annoying enough as it is.

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:39:59 ID:67JI3+2d
>>683
Miss Undie's place is close to yours, so don't be lazy and take the whole toolbox with you.
You never know which tools you might need.

692 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:40:08 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>686
No fucking wayw
It's so heavy, I can't even carry it.

I'll just take whatever might be useful like a couple of spanners, wrenches and drivers.

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:40:11 ID:mubpgOK2
>>672
It depends on the model, but most on-board toolkits only contain useless spanners.

I recommend a ratchet and socket wrench set combination since it makes tightening and loosening nuts a child's game.
Lately, there are even ones that grip the nut at more than two points to minimize damage,
so they're in general safer to use than spanners.

Sorry if it's hard to understand...

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:40:42 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>690
Good point.
It's better not to apologize for Akiba again.

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:40:43 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>688
ヽ(`(`(`(`ヽ(`Д´)ノ B-B-B-B-BAAAWWW!!

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:40:47 ID:ALOHjD7J
Don't you screw it up...

They might let you in if you manage to install the thing.




697 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:41:16 ID:jlWDIvbK
Alright! I'm caught up!

So, are they pentagonal screws or pentagonal nuts?

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:41:32 ID:AHcNctwq
>>692
Take the drill with youw

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:41:51 ID:mubpgOK2
>>696

Before he goes in, he could loosen the locks on her windows first......




Just throwing it out there.

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:42:42 ID:Ash+5KHx
Eh? Isn't he going to install something onto the doorknob from the inside?
Don't they have to let him in no matter what?

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:42:44 ID:67JI3+2d
>>697
This.
AFAIK, there's no such thing as a pentagonal nut or screww

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:42:56 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>699
But seriously though, he should get a spare key made for her apartment just in case.

703 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:43:20 ID:d2Xfx2CK
If you take a PS2 with you and play Momotaro Dentetsu USA with them after installing the lock,


you're a god.

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:44:42 ID:UuQgo7rc
If Miss Undie has a PC at home, connect it to the Internet, open this thread, and post live commentary from her apartment.

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:44:51 ID:dtIjteYp
If you take a PS2 with you and play Dragon Quest 8 (the leaked version) all alone after installing the lock,

you're a god.

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:45:00 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>701
I don't even think they're nuts if they couldn't tighten them with pliers...

Are we sure they're not set screws like someone posted earlier?

707 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:45:23 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>698
Here are the bigger tools I found in my toolbox:

- Some kind of circular chainsaw?
- Router
- Drill
- Electric screwdriver
- Small chainsaw
- Electric scroll saw
- Big oddly-shaped hammer for mining minerals
- Hatchet
- Saw
- Ranger knife (Looks almost like one of those Chinese swords...)

What were my parents thinking when they gave me all this stuff?

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:45:39 ID:Ash+5KHx
Looks like the god of salt-flavored ramen was watching over you. I'm glad.

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:46:01 ID:sAyKLo3B
Masturbate, ejaculate into your hand, dry your cum with a dryer and then grab hold of the doorknob of Miss Understanding's apartment.
(゚д゚) Nice.

710 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:46:01 ID:iUkazoJ6
Seeing how they suggested a time around noon,
they must be planning on having lunch with him.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:46:09 ID:vYgpKfm3
How about this? You only take a monkey wrench with you and get chewed out by Kansai,
so you two come up with a plan and go to the closest home depot together.
Then, you go "Look at this minus driver! It's huge! Let's buy this one!" and show her that you're still a boy at heart.

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:46:22 ID:d2Xfx2CK
If you take an eroge with you and enter the route of a lively older-sister-type character in front of them,


you're Molester.

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:46:28 ID:UuQgo7rc
You sure you don't have a Nomi (chisel), Kiri (drill) and Kanna (plane)
aka the complete Japanese carpentry kit?

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:47:02 ID:iUkazoJ6
>>707
Wow, you could do pretty much anything with that selection.
You can never be too prepared. Props to your parents.

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:47:12 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>707
How come you almost only have cutting tools?w

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:47:18 ID:Ash+5KHx
I bet Molester lives in a tatami room with a built-in closet.

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:47:20 ID:67JI3+2d
>>707
Could it be that your parents are carpenters?

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:47:25 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>707
You forgot to include your magnum.

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:47:41 ID:eR4aBfAV
Is that the professional stalker toolset?

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:48:10 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>710
GJ.

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:48:38 ID:UdsP+oXE
Holy shitw
Who the hell has a scroll saw at home?

722 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:49:06 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>713
With Kanna, you mean the one that resembles a Katsuobushi grater box?

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:49:14 ID:ALOHjD7J
They don't have to let him in, but it'd be great if they treated him to a cup of tea, at least.

Then, when he's finished, he goes "Let's get this party started..."

and pulls out a copy of Dragon Quest 7.




But damn, with tools like that, there's no point even trying to prevent picking. You could get anything open with those.


724 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:49:40 ID:AHcNctwq
Kanna is so moe.

725 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:49:46 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>721
Well, I'm actually the one who bought the scroll saw.
I used to be into making my own custom fishing lures.

726 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:50:31 ID:vYgpKfm3
I wonder what your parents wanted you to cut with all those cutting tools?

727 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:50:33 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>724
I agree. She was the first character I found moe. I feel different about her now, of course.
I still remember how shocked I was when I found out that her voice actress also voiced Krillin. I was never the same again after that.

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:50:34 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>722
Yes, yes.
That's a traditional Japanese tool called Kanna.

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:50:48 ID:jlWDIvbK
Well, I doubt they'll just send him home as soon as he's finished.
After all, it'll be three women and one guy in one place.

Speaking of which, there's no way Molester will be able to keep his cool in one room with three women.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:51:14 ID:qkql+zmd
My prediction: On his way to Kansai's apartment, he gets questioned by the police. → Game over.

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:51:34 ID:MhGwPNdK
How about you go there tomorrow without any underwear on?

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:51:47 ID:ALOHjD7J
>>725
Wow, making your own lure is a pretty niche hobby.
I gave up because I couldn't make better ones than Zara.

733 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:52:03 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>728
Nomi, Kiri, Kanna, I have one of each...

My grandfather on my mother's side is a weekend carpenter who could easily build a cabin if he wanted,
but I'm pretty sure the grandfather I grew up with wasn't good at stuff like that...

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:52:12 ID:d2Xfx2CK
"Wow, it's been a while since I was in a girl's room."

  ↑

Better not say something like this tomorrow.

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:52:26 ID:mubpgOK2
>>730
I just pictured Molester getting questioned by the police with a drill and an electric saw
sticking out of his bag or backpack. lol

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:53:01 ID:AHcNctwq
>>731
You should never go out without any protection for your bumhole.

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:53:06 ID:jlWDIvbK
I remember seeing electric saws advertised like they were necessary for building plastic models...

738 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:53:48 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>732
You can't beat Zaraw
You may be able to catch more fish with other lures,
but if you want to catch them off the surface, Zara is unbeatable.

I only did simple stuff like making custom minnows in the color I want.

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:53:56 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>735
Molester confirmed to get questioned with a screwdriver sticking out his fly.

740 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:54:29 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>734
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

>"Wow, I've never been in a girl's room before."
Fixed that for you.

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:54:31 ID:Ash+5KHx
>>738
I haven't the slightest what you guys are talking about.

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:54:44 ID:jlWDIvbK
So... Monkey wrench and box wrench. Is that our final answer?


...wait, does that mean... we got a plan now!?

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:55:27 ID:ALOHjD7J
>>738
Relatability up.
Don't tell me you visit the bass fishing board too.

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:55:40 ID:MhGwPNdK
Make sure to go to the bathroom before you head out.

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:56:14 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>740
It takes a man to admit it!

But don't say it tomorrow.

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:56:17 ID:qkql+zmd
>>740
Don't say it thoughw

And don't comment on how her room looks.

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:56:33 ID:UuQgo7rc
So,
  any comments on the suspicion that you're really after Miss Undie and Kansai is just a red herring?

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:56:47 ID:UdsP+oXE
What's going on in this thr- [insert AA]

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:57:16 ID:FfYiRQlE
The monkey wrench seems useless to me.
Not as useless as the monkey banana hanging from your crotch though.

750 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 00:57:35 ID:AHcNctwq
>>748
This is a thread for tool otaku who like to build custom lures.

751 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:58:12 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>743
I used to be on that board all the time when I was still living with my parents, but I haven't been there lately.
It's pretty much impossible to catch bass where I am now anyway. Or maybe I'm just not good enough.
It's all about sea fishing in this region.

752 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 00:59:19 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>749
Don't you make fun of my banana! It's a respectable specimen of perfectly average size!!
Plus, it has amazing stamina because excessive masturbation turned me into a late ejaculator!!


OTL

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:00:01 ID:mubpgOK2
>>751
Dude, I had no idea you had interesting interests like that...

Alright, I got it.
When you're at her place tomorrow, take a custom lure out of your toolbox nonchalantly and place it somewhere to impress them with it.

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:00:36 ID:jlWDIvbK
By the way, I wonder if you can find any information on the Internet about that device you want to install tomorrow.
We could google it if you know its name.

Maybe we can find out what kind of screws it uses.

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:00:40 ID:FfYiRQlE
>>753
That wouldn't impress me much if I was a woman...

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:00:57 ID:FfYiRQlE
>>754
That's it!! ヽ(´∀`)9 Point!!

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:01:09 ID:d2Xfx2CK
1. Don't get greedy. 2. Don't apologize. 3. Don't act suspiciously.

The three don'ts for tomorrow.

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:01:19 ID:67JI3+2d
>>752
Don't you have any normal wrenches?
A socket wrench can be completely useless if there's not enough space for it.
You should take a few normal wrenches with you as a backup plan.

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:03:48 ID:BqfvFwrJ
If it was me, I'd take as many tools with me as I can.

760 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:04:31 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>753
Plink.

Thud!
"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"What's wrong, Butler!?"
"Oww!! Owww!!! My fooooooooooooooot!!!!"
"Ah! Look!! There's something stuck in your foot!!"
"Isn't this... a fishing lure?"
"What is something so dangerous doing on the floor...?"
"Oww... Oww... Pull it out...... Pull it out!!!"
"Oh god oh god oh god oh god..."

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:04:33 ID:vxHzW5is
Has it already been a month since OP got mistaken for a molester?
Time goes by so fast.

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:04:46 ID:UdsP+oXE
Hold up.
Why are you guys being so careful now?


763 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:05:12 ID:ALOHjD7J
>>751
Then we might have run into each other in one of the threads there. That reminds me of the infamous minnow threads. They were legendaryw

Alright! Time to use fishing to attract them naturally like a good lure. c○ Hajime Murata: Oh yeahhh!

It may not be as popular anymore, but it's not a bad way to attract women. Saying you're into outdoor activities is definitely better than saying you're an Akiba otaku!

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:07:51 ID:AHcNctwq
I can't believe Molester is winning the people in the thread back with another weird hobby of his.

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:08:17 ID:qkql+zmd
>>760
Okay, fuck, bad idea.

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:08:29 ID:MhGwPNdK
I only got one wish. When you're in Miss Undie's apartment, please put a raw egg into her microwave and turn it on.
That's all I want.

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:09:25 ID:S/9a5f0a
>>752
Only a virgin would think they're a late ejaculator because they fapped too much.

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:10:00 ID:jlWDIvbK
Well, I guess it's safe to say that the girls were surprised by the ambience in Akihabara,
but it didn't really change their opinion of Molester.

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:10:51 ID:UdsP+oXE
Uhh, I'm guilty of excessive masturbation too,
but I'm a premature ejaculator.

770 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:11:23 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>763
I do like outdoor activities, but I hate it when it's presented as this cool and hip thing to do.
What I enjoy is quietly watching my float bob up and down or throwing ridiculously big crankbait into the water again and again.
"Are the fish biting today?" "Nope, no luck so far." "Is that right?"
That's all the conversation I need. Just leave me alone.

Besides fishing, I'm also really good at collecting animals. From bugs to snakes, I like 'em all.

771 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:11:55 ID:UuQgo7rc
I'm going off-topic here, but I feel lonely right now, so I'll just post it anyway.

If you type "sexy maid with glasses" in Google and run a search,
the first website that comes up is kind of lewd and moe.

http://www.google.co.jp/


772 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:13:11 ID:67JI3+2d
>>771
Isn't that link a bit pointless?

773 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:13:22 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>767
Heh... Believe it or not, there's something that gives you more pleasure than a vagina. Ever heard of onaholes?
But even when I'm inside an onahole that is said to feel way better than a vagina ever could,
I can go on forever unless I keep thrusting like a Piston.

But with my stamina or lack thereof... no, actually, I don't think any human can move their hips fast enough for little Molester.

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:14:11 ID:n6ty0IS/
WHAT IF THEY DON'T LET HIM INSIDE?

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:14:15 ID:/gDvitSa
What kind of tool is a router?
Or do you keep your network devices in your toolbox?

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:14:42 ID:vxHzW5is
Is it just me or has Molester Man's personality changed?

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:15:34 ID:UdsP+oXE
Eww, Molester...
You really use an onahole?

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:15:36 ID:iUkazoJ6
>>773
This is why virgins are... so clueless...!
Seicross... isn't just about thrusting... and making your penis feel good...!
The moment you touch... another person's body... you will understand...!

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:15:40 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>773
D-Don't get the wrong idea! I don't just lend her to anyone!

She's mine and mine only.
      _
      /,.ァ、\
     ( ノo o ) )  My (Get)
      )ヽ ◎/(.    Dutch (A)
    (/.(・)(・)\ . Wife (Clue)
    (/| x |\)   .  _
      //\\  ⊂二(0)
   . (/   \)  Onahole


780 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:16:04 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>775
You don't even know what a router is?
It's that small vibrating thing that women like to use...... Sorry, it was funnier in my head.

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:16:08 ID:qkql+zmd
>>772
No, it has to be that link.
If you type in those words and click on "I'm feeling lucky", it automatically takes you to the first site.
Try it.

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:17:01 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>781
My brother!

783 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:17:05 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>775
It's like a small drill that is used to grind stuff.
>>777
My dream is to own an Orient Industry doll one day. I'm Molester, a 20-year-old half-shut-in loner virgin student at a third-rate university. Nice to meet you.
>>778
So they keep telling me... but that argument won't work on me!!
After all, I'm still a virgin!!

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:17:09 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>773
Don't you feel empty after using an onahole?
But man, Molester, you're such a weird guy. Even though you're like a shut-in most of the time, you can be so proactive when it comes to some very specific stuff.
How about you go fishing next time you're free and share your catch with the girls afterwards?

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:18:04 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>775
I wasn't sure what it is either and had to google it.
It's more expensive than I expected.

786 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:18:13 ID:smqyRnH1
>>775
It's a tool with a blade that spins like a drill, but the blade acts like a saw to cut fine shapes out of wood,
is what I'd say if I were to answer seriously.

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:18:53 ID:IxbyvVpy
>>784
Beware that girls these days can't fillet a fish still with its head on.

Molester should prepare it for them.

788 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:20:16 ID:ALOHjD7J
>>770
I too prefer fishing quietly all by myself. As soon as I hold the rod, I get so excited and sensitive.

Next time you clean up your room, place a few of your lures on display. If you still have any, that is.
Pin a few lures (no worms!) and pics of all the fish you caught to a cork board.

When you have guests over, they take the bait more readily than most bass would.

Speaking of onaholes, you should try making one out of worms. m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha! Add some salt for double the stimulation!


789 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:20:42 ID:vYgpKfm3
Molester, are you going to see them in your Jusco outfit?
Don't you have any plans to buy new clothes?
Or did you already buy your winter clothes for this year?

790 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:21:00 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>784
It feels so much better than using your hand!!
But you mustn't forget that with great power comes great risk...



Even though I'm used to the feeling of emptiness, it's still twice as bad as normal masturbation.
Words can't describe the sadness that comes over you when you're cleaning it.
After my first time, I kept thinking to myself
"I'll~ never~ be~ able~ to~ go~ back~♪"

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:21:58 ID:UuQgo7rc
I remember taking a girl fishing once. She caught a cold and blamed me for it.



So I told her to pass it on to me and kissed her, but little did I know that I'd actually end up catching her cold and coming down with a temperature that night.

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:22:16 ID:Ash+5KHx
Now I wanna know if Kansai's vagina can make Molester come.

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:22:18 ID:8K8yeykI
>>788
That's one can of worms I wouldn't want to open...

794 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:23:13 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>788
Well, yeah, there's probably no reason to hide a hobby like fishing...
I'll try bringing it up when I'm out of things to talk about.
As for self-made onaholes... Let's not go there.

>>789
............I guess it's a bit too cold out there for a T-shirt and cardigan, huh?

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:23:48 ID:jlWDIvbK
The router got my imagination going.

Female dentist: "Okay, please open your mouth wide. It won't hurt."
WHIIRRRRRR! WHIRR! WHIRR!! WHIRR!!!
Me: "AHHH!!"
Female dentist: "What's wrong? If it hurts, please say so."
WHIRR! WHIRR! WHIRR! WHIRR............
Me: "AHHH!!"

I got a hard-on writing this.

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:24:08 ID:67JI3+2d
>>794
You made your own onahole!?

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:24:21 ID:vYgpKfm3
Btw, looks like it's going to rain tomorrow.

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:27:46 ID:FuEOhw1L
I want Molester to go into Miss Understanding's room and accidentally put her panties on his head.

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:28:42 ID:jlWDIvbK
I found this by googling anti-pick locks.
Is the one you bought in this list?
ttp://www.its-tokyo.co.jp/sonotaka/jyoumae/jyoumae.html

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:29:26 ID:ALOHjD7J
>>794
You made your own onahole... (´д`)

Instead of sitting in front of his PC all by himself,
Molester is standing at a lake shore surrounded by morning mist with his good old super short heavy rod in his right hand... (・∀・) So cool!!

This might be a good time to take a girl to a dedicated fishing area and teach her everything from scratch.
It'll backfire hard if you can't catch anything though.

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:31:24 ID:mubpgOK2
>>798
Lol.

How do you accidentally put someone's panties on your head...?w


802 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:32:24 ID:vYgpKfm3
>>794 You'll freeze to deathw
It's almost December. What are you going to do? Don't you have any presentable winter clothes you could wear on a date?

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:33:07 ID:n6ty0IS/
I wonder if he'll get sent home as soon as he's finished installing the lock.
They even said it won't take long.
It might be because they have to work in the afternoon, but hey, maybe Molester can work his magic.

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:33:42 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>802
He bought new clothes when he was in Shinjuku the other day, didn't he?

805 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:33:44 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>802
Oh, shut up!!
I'm an indoor type of guy!!

Have you tried wearing an oversized windbreaker after stuffing it with plastic trash bags!? It'll keep you warmer than any winter coat could!

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:35:24 ID:mubpgOK2
>>805

That's a trick an outdoor kind of guy would come up with.

807 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:35:42 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>805
That's like a self-made bubble wrap jacket.
Uniqlo calls it Air Tech, I believe.

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:36:11 ID:ALOHjD7J
>>805
What does that make you? An indoor type of homeless guy?
Also, how come you're into fishing if you're an indoor type of guy?

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:36:41 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>801
I imagine it like a Drifters skit.
Then, when they take a second look, he's got one of her bras in his mouth. And the skit obviously ends with an explosion.

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:37:11 ID:BqfvFwrJ
Wouldn't it be better to go shopping for some winter clothes?
You can ask the girls to pick them out for you again.

811 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:37:48 ID:Sr9K8F1y
Hehehe... Even a shut-in would go fishing if they knew how delicious the red swamp crayfish and the American bullfrog you can catch out there are.
I'd pay good money at a restaurant if they had them on their menu.

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:38:14 ID:vYgpKfm3
Don't tell me you're planning on getting through winter with just one outfit.
Ask Kansai to go shopping for a coat with you.
"I really liked how you guys picked out clothes for me last time. Can you help me out again?"
Like this.

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:38:38 ID:tCtMDkdB
>>811
Say that again after you had a taste of Kansai.

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:38:47 ID:BqfvFwrJ
>>811
I remember hearing somewhere that the red swamp crayfish was yummy.
They taste like lobsters or something, right??

815 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:39:49 ID:n6ty0IS/
American bullfrog is great as sashimi.

816 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:40:29 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>812
That's how I've always gone through life though... I wish I could change it, but I'm afraid it's too late.
>>813
Fap fap.
>>814
Their tail tastes like the spiny lobster or actually more like the mantis shrimp.
But their claws are exquisite.

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:40:50 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>811
I've seen them both at a nearby river.
I'd never think of eating them though......

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:41:07 ID:eR4aBfAV
>>794
>As for self-made onaholes...

Potato Starch X?

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:41:19 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>811
What kind of person do you want to be seen as? Otaku? Indoor? Outdoor? Make up your mind already!

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:41:31 ID:ALOHjD7J
He should go lightly dressed on purpose, quickly install the lock and say he's going to head home because it's so cold out.



"..............................wait. (in a very small voice)"


A flawless plan.

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:44:32 ID:jlWDIvbK
I feel like we're getting a Butler flag soon.

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:45:39 ID:vYgpKfm3
You should pay a little more attention to your outward appearance.

823 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:45:40 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>817
You should try them if you want to eat something delicious even if it means ingesting all kinds of chemicals and sludge with it.
>>818
Something that smooth couldn't even make my dick twitch.
>>819
I want to be loved more than I want to love.


824 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:50:15 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>823
Chemicals and sludge......

That's true... But hey, it's not like the food you can buy is completely free of that stuff either.

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:50:21 ID:ALOHjD7J
In my mind, Molester suddenly changed from an angler to a hobo living near a river just now.

Crayfish and frogs... How is that any better than bass? ('A`)

826 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:52:12 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>824
Don't worry, if you clean the mud off properly, they don't even smell that bad.
>>825
That's rude... I eat bass too. You don't?

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:53:16 ID:mubpgOK2
>>825
Yeah, you can get really bad diarrhea if you don't cook it right.

But bass fried in butter can be really good.

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:54:10 ID:n6ty0IS/
Molester: "Wanna try eating crayfish and frogs? They're super yummy!"
    ↑ Ask Kansai this.

Then you too can be a man who's loved more than he loves!

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:54:46 ID:Mmnj5znD
About tomorrow though, it'd be bad if he couldn't tighten the nuts with the tools he brought and they had to go buy one.

If you only knew the size of the nuts, I'd recommend buying a wrench from a 100-yen shop.


Back to the topic at hand, I don't know why, but you get an upset stomach if you don't remove the sand vein of a crayfish...

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:55:39 ID:ALOHjD7J
>>826
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
When I was camping at Lake Kawaguchi, I tried a bass salted and grilled right after catching it and I have to say it wasn't very good (obviously).

You must be pretty good at cooking fish then, Molester. I'm sure even bass tastes great if it's done right, for example, in meunière style.

831 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 01:57:08 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>830
Yeah, salted and grilled can be a hit or miss... If the water quality is poor, you might as well be eating rainbow trouts.

As a general rule, if the flesh is white, it's best fried.

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:57:19 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>829
It's pointless.
I asked Molester about that four times already and got ignored every time. I'm spent.

So instead, I'd simply recommend taking hexagonal wrenches of sizes 1.5mm to 5mm with him.


833 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 01:59:35 ID:n6ty0IS/
I managed to catch a sweetfish at a camp once,
but I forgot to salt it before grilling it and it wasn't good at all...

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:00:10 ID:UdsP+oXE
>>832
I think you meant to write 5cm.
I figured I should point it out.

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:00:17 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>832
And yet, a small part of me is hoping for Molester to fuck it upwww
I want him to try to tighten the nuts with brute force even if his wrench isn't the right sizewwww


836 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:00:24 ID:mubpgOK2
>>833
At times like that, a soy sauce bottle you carry with you in your pocket can do wonders.

837 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:01:32 ID:Sr9K8F1y
I've been ignoring the posts still telling me what tools to take with me hoping you guys would get the hint,
but I still get all this technical lingo thrown at me without even having seen the real thing.

838 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:02:36 ID:FfYiRQlE
>>832
Molester ignored >>754 and >>799 but keeps replying to all kinds of random posts.
To be honest, I feel like he's already given up on 3D women.

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:02:52 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>834-835
It's so kind of you guys to reply to my little rant.
Goddammit, why do you guys have to be such good guys?


840 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:03:04 ID:iUkazoJ6
>>837
You did well to finally address them! I'm sure it wasn't easy!

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:03:45 ID:ALOHjD7J
Molester suddenly seems kind of burly to me right now. But he's a child-faced midget, right? (;´Д`) pant pant

I'm starting to feel like he's not an otaku but just very enthusiastic about the things he likes. But I guess you can say the same thing about otaku.





842 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:04:41 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>837
Sorry about that. My badwww
Well, you know what.

 TIGHTEN THE NUTS WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTHwww

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:05:00 ID:n6ty0IS/
Even so, couldn't you have at least posted a simple acknowledgement?
Could have calmed us down.

844 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:06:08 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>842
OKAYYYYYYYYY!!!!

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:07:28 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>844
Whoawww

Sorry I brought it up againwwwww

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:08:31 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>837
I see... I'm really sorry. orz

I thought it was still okay to give you advice for tomorrow.
Besides, dude, you keep saying you don't know much about tools, but you're going to install a lock all by yourself tomorrow, you know?

The least you can do is make sure you have the right tools. I won't bring this up again.

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:08:40 ID:ALOHjD7J
OP is god if he ends up breaking the current door lock too.

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:09:29 ID:n6ty0IS/
>>847 Learn to take a hint.









I lol'd though.

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:09:58 ID:Mmnj5znD
I mean, come on.
It's not like I've ever eaten bass like you guys...
I couldn't keep up with your conversation...

Btw, I'd use baits instead of lures even for bass.

Nothing beats shrimp ground bait!!!

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:10:31 ID:/gDvitSa
Of course, you're going to tamper with her lock so that you can enter her apartment anytime you want, aren't you?

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:11:11 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>850
That's it!
OP finally gets to visit Miss Undie's apartment,
so it'd be a waste if he came back without setting up any traps!!

852 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:11:57 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>851
No, I'm not setting up any trapsw
How would I explain it to the cops if they find it?

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:12:56 ID:vYgpKfm3
Screw the nuts. Just glue the thing to her door with instant adhesive.
If you don't have any, ask Miss Undie for rice and make rice glue.

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:13:50 ID:jlWDIvbK
That reminds me, there used to be posts in the older threads suspecting that the stalker may have installed a hidden camera or wiretaps in Miss Undie's apartment.

What if her apartment really is wiretapped...

855 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:14:13 ID:8K8yeykI
>>852
You managed to fool them the last time they questioned you.

856 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:14:48 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>852
By the way,
have you ever been in a girl's room who lives by herself?

Dudewww The smellwwww iswwww amazingwww^^

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:15:02 ID:ALOHjD7J
For now, you should mark her apartment as your territory.

It can serve as a message to both the stalker and Miss Undie.

Sprinkle a few drops of piss on her toilet bowl or something. Puking into it may be a bit too much.


858 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:15:02 ID:FuEOhw1L
Molester, you too should take a hint and get some sleep for tomorrow.
If you end up falling asleep after bringing them tools tomorrow,
all we can do for you is hakicking into your PC and deleting everything 2D on it.

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:15:24 ID:n6ty0IS/
I bet they're going to have lunch together once he's finished installing the lock.
They'll probably want to treat him to lunch for helping them.

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:16:18 ID:ALOHjD7J
>>858
Hakicking? Are we going hiking somewhere?

861 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:16:36 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>856
Seriously?

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:16:39 ID:Mmnj5znD
I'm sure they'll be waiting for him with lunch ready.

He should bring them a gift or something!

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:17:19 ID:jlWDIvbK
After Molester's visit to Miss Undie's apartment, she finds a wiretap.

Miss Undie: "..............................I knew it. (in a very small voice)"
Molester: "That's not mine! Please believe me!!"
Kansai: "So it wasn't a misunderstanding. He really is a molester..."

Locked━━━━||Φ|(|゚|∀|゚|)|Φ||━━━━up!!!

Watch out, Molester...

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:17:40 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>860
It's a wonderful new word I came up with. Please just ignore it.

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:19:37 ID:jlWDIvbK
I know I'm not the only one who feels like we're back on the Miss Undie route now.

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:20:26 ID:UgF3uzo2
>>Molester
I know I'm pretty late, but the next time Kansai says "Hey, man.", reply with "Hey, woman." like you were a character from the Ping-Pong Club.
Then talk about becoming a comedy duo with her again.

867 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:21:36 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>866
I feel like that's a bit tactless...

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:22:22 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>861
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
The moment you get off the plane, you find yourself surrounded by the sweet scent of flowers.

And you realize that you're really about to spend your holidays on a tropical island.

It's just like that.
The moment you enter a girl's room, you find yourself surrounded by a sweet scent!!
And then,
there's no doubt you'll feel like "Ahh, I'm so glad I've lived long enough to experience this."www


869 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:22:26 ID:mubpgOK2
Let's be real. Girls fucking hate it when you miss the toilet.

Marking your territory should come after minding your manners.

But then again, minding your manners should come after...

 KEEPING YOUR MOMENTUM!

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:23:13 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>869
In other words, you're telling him to miss the toiletwwwwww

871 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:24:14 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>869
You want him to miss the toilet with a lot of momentum?

Whoawwww OP is god if he leaves a pee stain on the ceiling.

872 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:24:25 ID:ALOHjD7J
Missing the toilet is nothing. I want him to explode all over her bed and leave white stains on her mattress.

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:25:13 ID:+hR0qB+P
Pork Cutlet hasn't returned either... I'm worried he might have gone missing.

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:25:15 ID:mubpgOK2
My ID says it's OK...

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:25:27 ID:vYgpKfm3
Wetting his pants is an option too.

876 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:25:53 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>869
Guess I don't have a choice... Looks like it's time to release the forbidden skill "Long-distance Shooting Technique" I sealed off back in middle school...
Heh, depending on the situation, I might have to unveil my other secret technique as well.

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:26:03 ID:Mmnj5znD
I hope Molester is man enough to masturbate in her restroom...

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:26:33 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>872
If he has the balls to have shadow seicross on the toilet in the apartment of a woman he doesn't even know that well,
then he might actually lose his virginity soon.

879 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:26:49 ID:ImBMZIOe
Too bad! The young woman's sweet scent was cancelled out by Molester's smell!

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:27:48 ID:Mmnj5znD
You know what, just leave her whole apartment smelling fishy!!

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:28:04 ID:ImBMZIOe
ttp://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/hima22/kakolog/1047432142.htm
Pick out one of the many exotic urination techniques in this thread and try putting it into practice tomorrow.

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:28:06 ID:ALOHjD7J
Molester, if you're an angler, you gotta jerk it like a pro.

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:28:24 ID:n6ty0IS/
How does the long-distance shooting technique work again...?
Btw, how come the second squirt of pee you push out always flies the farthest?

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:29:22 ID:Ash+5KHx
>>881
This! I was just thinking of that thread too!

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:30:43 ID:jlWDIvbK
You must have done something crazy in middle school if you had to seal it off...
I hope it was something like your piss bouncing off the toilet bowl, flying out through the window and hitting the face of a girl on the sports ground.

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:31:31 ID:mubpgOK2
>>885
Dramatic!! All of America cried!!wwwwwwww

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:31:36 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>881 This one maybe?

       __
     /   \
     /       \   _
    / / \     \/  \
    / /   \      OP |
   / /     \|  ∧__/
  / /       |  |
_ |_ )____   |  |
         |   |  |
  Toilet   /   |  |
   bowl /     |  |
_______│____ |_\ __


888 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:32:00 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>881
That's a legendary threadw
I wish Molester would post pics and live commentary from Miss Undie's restroom too.

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:32:17 ID:mubpgOK2
>>887
Fucking lol.

890 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:32:41 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>883
Let me explain!
The "Long-distance Shooting Technique" is completely different from ordinary long-distance pissing techniques!!
With ordinary long-distance pissing techniques, you start off right in front of the toilet bowl,
then gradually distance yourself from it and head back to the bowl when you start to run out of piss.
They're beginner-friendly techniques that are meant to introduce you to the art of long-distance pissing.
The "Long-distance Shooting Technique", however, requires you to already start at the maximum distance from the toilet bowl
and shoot a stream powerful enough to reach the bowl from the beginning. It's truly the most amazing of all secret techniques!!
You can't relax at the end either. You're not allowed to move a step and have to stand still as a mountain for the entire duration of the act.
People who were lucky enough to witness the feat are said to have exclaimed "MOUNT FUJI!"...

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:34:44 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>890
This is from a different thread, but do you mean something like this?
                           
                __,,,-'' ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ''-,,,_
              ,,,-''               ''-,,,
             /                   \
           /                      \
          /                         \
  __.    /                            \
  |   |.   /                               \
  |   |  /                                  \  ●
  |   |___/_                                   ` 、|ゝ
   ̄ ̄| /                                    く
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

892 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:36:18 ID:Mmnj5znD
How many meters is that!?www

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:36:21 ID:Ash+5KHx
Reading your post made me want to go to Fuji-Q Highland again. I wanna ride the Do-Dodonpa.

894 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:36:31 ID:ALOHjD7J
ttp://www.minato-cosw.net/syakyou/kozou/

Molester ain't got nothing on the Manneken Pis. Boy's been doing that shit for centuries.

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:36:41 ID:n6ty0IS/
>>890
Wouldn't it be better to shoot your stream while pulling on your dick like you're drawing a sword?
I feel like it would make it fly really far.

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:37:03 ID:UdsP+oXE
I don't want to be a stick in the mud,
but if you have to take a piss at her place, do it sitting down.

897 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:37:14 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>891
If the figure in the image pulls it off from that distance without moving an inch from start to finish, yes.
The "Long-distance Shooting Technique" is a fixed-artillery type of technique.

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:40:00 ID:ImBMZIOe
How about doing it standing and hitting the water dead in the center to make it as loud as possible?

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:42:22 ID:67JI3+2d
When you piss standing up, it does cause quite a lot of splashback.

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:43:01 ID:iUkazoJ6
Well, yeah, it's good manners to do it sitting.

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:43:36 ID:mubpgOK2
If all you want is to shoot as far as possible,
it'd probably be most effective to piss while spinning super fast.



902 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:44:43 ID:jlWDIvbK
I can't believe we made it back after going off on this really weird tangent.
It's good manners to do it sitting while peeking into the sanitary bin.

903 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:45:33 ID:Sr9K8F1y
No way, a real man does it standing and aims at the center with the seat down.

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:49:27 ID:iUkazoJ6
>>903
Don't worry, when you see her toilet seat cover with the cute color, you won't even think of doing something like that.

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:50:09 ID:Mmnj5znD
If you want to shoot far, you have to do it while you got an erectionww

906 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:51:25 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>904
Not even a cute toilet seat cover can make my determination waver.
>>905
It burns like hell when you force pee out while you're still hard right after masturbating though.

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:51:41 ID:n6ty0IS/
Wow, Molester, you're amazing, man.
I was drunk once and didn't notice the seat was down,
and since I'd already started peeing, I couldn't suddenly stop.
I was so scared I'd get piss all over the seat...

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:51:42 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>905
Depending on your erection, you might have to adjust the angle if you don't want to hit your own face or the ceiling.

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:53:21 ID:Mmnj5znD
So does this mean Molester will lock himself in her restroom tomorrow

to masturbate and then attempt long-distance pissing right after that!!?

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 02:58:35 ID:dtJ9UWAr
Morning, guys.

Seems like the Akiba thing has somehow worked itself out in the end.
I'm glad, I'm really glad.

911 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 02:58:59 ID:Sr9K8F1y
>>909
I could easily extend that into a four-hit combo by following up with pooping and farting!!

912 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/27 03:00:40 ID:rgBint7V
Oh, Molester has calmed down enough to join in on the toilet jokes, huh?
I'm glad, I'm really glad. ヽ(´A`)ノ

913 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 03:05:04 ID:Sr9K8F1y
Oh shit, it's already 3am!! I should go to bed.

914 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 03:07:43 ID:dtJ9UWAr
Good night.

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 03:08:03 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>913
Right. Better get some good rest and clear your mind before you head out!

I'm still working, so I can't go to bed yet... orz

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 03:09:18 ID:ALOHjD7J
I'm going to bed too. ノシ

917 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 03:09:53 ID:Sr9K8F1y
Well, I should be back in the evening at the latest.
Man, I wish I didn't have to work the late night shift tomorrow.

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 03:10:46 ID:ImBMZIOe
May Molester get an upset stomach tomorrow... (-∧-)

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 03:11:17 ID:FuEOhw1L
You're going to bed right after all that talk about pissing? Try not to wet your bed tonight.
Hmm... Looks like we won't reach 950 posts until tomorrow.

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 06:12:52 ID:Mmnj5znD
Hey, it's about time you got up.

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 06:28:24 ID:jeNvJgkY
Are there this many people who got molested or why are there 19 threads of this? (;´Д`)

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 06:28:40 ID:jeNvJgkY
I better watch out that I don't get molested too.

923 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/27 06:55:45 ID:rgBint7V
orz=3 Pfft (ノД`)ε=_| ̄|○

924 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 06:56:23 ID:Sr9K8F1y
In the end, I got barely any sleep...

925 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 06:57:43 ID:Sr9K8F1y
I should try to get some sleep now.
Kansai said she'll give me a call first, so there's no danger of oversleeping.
I'll make sure to set an alarm too just in case...

Good night!!

926 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 07:02:32 ID:HGq8UIb2
You pulled an all-nighter!?

Good night.
ノシ

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 07:02:51 ID:UuQgo7rc
| Pretty Cure♪
|   Pretty Cure♪
|   ∧∧       ∧∧   Pretty Cure♪
| ヾ(゚∀゚)ノ    ≡ (゚∀゚ ) Pretty Cure♪
|   (  )   ≡ ~( ~)
|  /< <    ≡  ノ ノ
./ Pretty Cure♪ Pretty Cure♪
      ∧∧∧∧
     (゚∀゚≡゚∀゚)
       (∩∩)

 (゚∀゚ ) ≡ Pretty and pure Cure Cure
 (~ )~ ≡
 く く ≡
━━━━━━I've read up to this point━━━━━━
Good morning. Just woke up and read all new posts,
but Molester, the fuck are you doing? Get some sleep, you idiot.
That's all I wanted to say. I'm going back to sleep. Don't fuck it up.

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 07:17:36 ID:FCS5yyCx
>>647
>>837


929 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 07:22:24 ID:ihU2gkio
>>928
He's saying that the people complaining haven't even seen the real thing.

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 07:26:16 ID:UuQgo7rc
He went to sleep, huh?
ttp://www.txxz005.hpg.ig.com.br/112504/takagi10-10.jpg
ttp://www.txxz005.hpg.ig.com.br/112504/takagi10-14.jpg
ttp://www.txxz005.hpg.ig.com.br/112504/takagi10-4.jpg
ttp://www.txxz005.hpg.ig.com.br/112504/takagi10-6.jpg
ttp://www.txxz005.hpg.ig.com.br/112504/takagi11-9.jpg
ttp://www.txxz005.hpg.ig.com.br/112504/takagi8-22.jpg
ttp://www.txxz005.hpg.ig.com.br/112504/takagi8-23.jpg
ttp://www.txxz005.hpg.ig.com.br/112504/takagi8-24.jpg

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 07:34:30 ID:FCS5yyCx
>>929
I see. I thought he meant himself. My bad.

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 08:05:00 ID:lHrjOiID
Isn't it about time Molester got up?

I can't believe I have to go to work even though DQ is coming out today.



Good morning, you guys.

933 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/27 08:09:33 ID:rgBint7V
(V)・・(V)
ミ( ∀ )彡 Have a crabulous day!

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 08:15:26 ID:HGq8UIb2
To someone like me who doesn't give two shits about Dragon Quest, this is still the only interesting thread on VIP today!

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 08:25:22 ID:9dqqMw3Q
Wouldn't it be better to bring the girls something sweet?

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 08:40:11 ID:Ew+QZjJT
Just got back from my part-time job. I ended up acting cold to that girl at work again...

Good morning, guys. Wrenching happens to be my specialty. I can even make cowlings for cars from scratch.

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 08:41:41 ID:3dLo5950
Good morning, guys.
I hope Molester goes berserk again today.

938 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 08:43:32 ID:UuQgo7rc
Cowling? Like for a Mazda Roadster? I only got an old worn-out R32.
Alright, it's time for a pic dump!! (Even though this isn't the thread for this.)

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/002.jpg

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/003.jpg

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/004.jpg

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/005.jpg

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/006.jpg

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/007.jpg

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/008.jpg

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/009.jpg

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/010.jpg

ttp://game.yule.com.cn/images/photo/xgyxmm/b/011.jpg

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 08:45:59 ID:52VRYqpV
>>935
Ahh, I agree with this.
It would greatly increase his chances of getting invited into her room too.
(Though I'm sure they'll at least offer him a cup of tea even if he doesn't bring them anything.)

There's no such thing as a girl who doesn't like cakes.

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 08:57:23 ID:Ew+QZjJT
Cake is a good idea.
He could get one from a nearby Cozy Corner or something.
Even if he bought 4 or 5, it shouldn't be more than 2000 yen. Just think of it as an apology gift.
                                               (↑ But don't say a word about this, obviously.)

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 09:14:24 ID:3dLo5950
It doesn't even have to be a cake. Cream puffs or éclairs should be okay too.

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 09:15:02 ID:xAG3Gib6
Is he still sleeping?

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 09:16:22 ID:ihU2gkio
I don't know how experienced he is at buying gifts,
but as a general rule, always buy one for each person plus one.

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 09:17:11 ID:Ew+QZjJT
He should give them crabs as a gift.





How about the red swamp crayfish?

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 09:17:47 ID:/uT1DZxc
You guys, good morning.

He'll probably get a call soon.
Wonder if they'll come pick him up again.

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 09:22:31 ID:3dLo5950
I'm sure he's already awake if they're meeting up at 10.

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 09:26:25 ID:xAG3Gib6
>>950
Prepare to start the new thread.

948 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/27 09:44:09 ID:rgBint7V
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 09:54:24 ID:scvsGmNh
↓ starts the new thread.

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 09:54:59 ID:xAG3Gib6
│              _
│           /  ̄   ̄ \
│          /、          ヽ
│          |・ |―-、       |
│         q -´ 二 ヽ      |
│         ノ_ ー  |     |
│          \. ̄`  |      /
│          O===== |
│         /          |
│         /    /      |


951 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:00:17 ID:3dLo5950

starts the new thread.

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:03:46 ID:xAG3Gib6
・゚・(ノД`)・゚・ ......ノシ http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101517358/

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:04:21 ID:xAG3Gib6
Sorry, I forgot to change the title to part 20.

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:04:33 ID:3dLo5950
>>952
Crabs a lot.
But the part number is wrongw

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:05:00 ID:xWmdDERq
Ana-na-na-na-na---------l sex!!
Anal sex sex!!
Hello, hello. Hey, hey.

I'm having so much fun. ...no, not really. I'm more depressed than anything.
And another new day beginsssssss.

Another boring day beginsssssssssss. Yay, yay! Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
Want me to show you how it feels like you're better off dead? Nah, let's not.
Sorry for getting carried away.

I just, I just... I just want someone to become friends with me. Please.

No way, right? Ah, I'm sorry. I know I'm being creepy. I'm really sorry. I take it all back.
No, I'm not normally like this, you know? Seriously.
......yes. I wouldn't like it either if someone did it to me. I'm sorry.
I won't do it again. No, I really won't do it again.
No, my parents have nothing to do with this! Could you please not call them?

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:26:36 ID:qjdhtGZF
Since we're filling up the thread anyway...

I'm going to have ramen at Chibaya again during lunch break todayw
Oh, I guess it's not really lunch break since I'm already finished with work for today.
Ahh, can't wait to eat my favorite ramen again.

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:27:54 ID:3dLo5950
I wanna have some ramen too.

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:28:33 ID:qjdhtGZF
Guys, I'm a bit worried.
Wouldn't Molester normally post something before heading out?

What if he's still asleep?
So sound asleep that he didn't hear Kansai's calls...?

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:39:22 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>950
Thanks.
I'm really sorry, but I made a new thread with the correct part number.

I got totally mistaken for a molester part 20
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101519469/


960 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:39:56 ID:X7rMIHd5
>958
I was thinking the same thing, or he got up so late that he didn't have any time to post anything.


961 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:40:11 ID:3dLo5950
>>958
Nah, I don't think that's the case.
I'm sure he slept in, got woken up by a phone call and had to leave in a hurry.

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:46:35 ID:X7rMIHd5
There's also the possibility that even the phone calls couldn't wake him up and Kansai had to come to his apartment.

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:03:28 ID:3dLo5950
>>962
And she saw his morning tent.

964 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:04:39 ID:KGtrzz+R
That could be.

I bet he slept in and Kansai had to come pick him up.

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:10:36 ID:UuQgo7rc
I found this while Molester wasn't around.

ttp://www.geocities.jp/m_450/t108.rm

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:11:17 ID:3dLo5950
>>965
Can't play it.

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:15:50 ID:UuQgo7rc
Seriously!?
Click on the link on the upper left:
ttp://www.geocities.jp/m_450/

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:21:22 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>965
I can play it.

GJ.
It's a pretty good video.

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:22:18 ID:smqyRnH1
>>965
Is that Fukada Kyoko...?

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:32:49 ID:3dLo5950
>>967
I enjoyed it.

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:35:11 ID:/gDvitSa
http://www.cyberholic.de/getnutz/
Let's tighten some nuts while we're waiting for OP.

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:36:34 ID:9R1wap+/
Molester was the first guy Miss Undie and Kansai asked for a wrench, wasn't he? Probably, right?
I wonder if Kansai just didn't have any male friends who could help her. Or maybe they all live too far away?

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:40:57 ID:ihU2gkio
>>972
He was the guy who was there with them when they bought the lock.
And maybe they didn't want to tell any more people about the stalker thing?

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:40:57 ID:E0t9zIog
Well, it's not like they can just go around telling everyone that Miss Undie has a stalker.

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:41:36 ID:ihU2gkio
We posted the same thing at the exact same time.

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:42:06 ID:E0t9zIog
What a wonderful coincidence.

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:47:20 ID:3dLo5950
The thread is so empty, Molester isn't here, and I'm bored at work...


978 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:06:16 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>971
It took me 133 seconds the first time because I didn't know how to tighten the nut.

Let's give it another try now that I've figured out the controlsw

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:06:35 ID:9R1wap+/
I'm off to Akihabarawwwwwwww
I'll take a few pics toowwww for the people who don't know what it looks likewwwwww
Whoawwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:08:12 ID:qjdhtGZF
60.969...... orz

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:08:31 ID:3dLo5950
>>978
I still haven't figured it out. How do you do it?

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:12:19 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>981
All you have to do is move the mouse in a circle around the nut.
There's no need to click (or drag the mouse).
Just move it around the nut.

It seems like the nut won't move if it's not a perfect circle.

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:13:57 ID:3dLo5950
>>982
Gotcha.

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:14:43 ID:qjdhtGZF
53.865

Yes, I managed to do it under a minutew

985 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:15:32 ID:kyGr1jS9
>>979
Have a safe trip!
It might be crowded today because of the nice weather.
Maybe you'll have a wonderful encounter too.

986 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:15:37 ID:3dLo5950
I did it in 22.318.

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:16:39 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>986
Wow, you're fast.
You must be good at using a mouse.

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:16:55 ID:3dLo5950
New record. 20.274.

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:17:41 ID:3dLo5950
18.665. My hand hurts.

990 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:18:41 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>989
Holy crap!!


Looks like we're the only ones playing the game though...

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:20:03 ID:ihU2gkio
You're not supposed to touch the arrows and the nut, huh?

992 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:21:54 ID:z+3p6rFy
× Router ○ Leutor The ones made by Dremel are the best.

993 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:22:01 ID:3dLo5950
>>990
I have to admit it's quite addictivew I'll play another round after a short break.

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:22:15 ID:qjdhtGZF
51.200 (It shows up as 51.2)

It's not a good time, but I feel like it's a rare time.

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:22:35 ID:pNTYaZza
I got 14.61━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:23:54 ID:qjdhtGZF
Here's the link to the next thread:

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101519469/
↑ This is the right one.


997 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:25:35 ID:3dLo5950
>>995
Wow.

998 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:25:39 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>995
Why is everyone so fast at this...?

Let me try raising my mouse sensitivity.

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:27:11 ID:qjdhtGZF
If this is 1000, I'll get to date Miss Undie.

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:27:13 ID:pNTYaZza
If this is 1000, one of my customers will confess their love to me.

1001 : 1001 : Over 1000 Thread
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            〒 !   +    。     +    。     *     。
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   *     +   / /   Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
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      / ュヘ    | *     +    。     +   。 +        This thread has reached 1000 posts.
     〈_} )   |                                The next thread too will have... VIP QUALITY!!
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