The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 18
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Crabs!
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Cyber Police
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National Public Safety Commission
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Metropolitan Police Department (Tokyo)
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Kyoto Prefectural Police Headquarters
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An overview of the cybercrime consultation page of all prefectural police departments
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Japan Fair Trade Commission
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You must be slowly getting tired of crabs... Have some veggies instead.
Crab you!!!
Crab you very much. Crabs.
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Both Molester and the VIPPERs were quite yakui in part 18.
>If this is 1000, I'll post the pic I took at Radio Kaikan in Akiba of a group of people I believe to be Molester, Kansai and Miss Understanding.
Please elaborate.
>If this is 1000, I'll post the pic I took at Radio Kaikan in Akiba of a group of people I believe to be Molester, Kansai and Miss Understanding.
Please elaborate.
This.
Please please elaborate.
>If this is 1000, I'll post the pic I took at Radio Kaikan in Akiba of a group of people I believe to be Molester, Kansai and Miss Understanding.
Please elaborate.
Don't listen to this guy. It won't be over.
And if the descriptions fits, we decide if he should post it or notwww
What is Kansai wearing in the picture?
>>989
>It's 100% nonfiction.
He posted this right before that. There must be something to it.
Where's the picture?
Dude, what are you doing...
Got me excited for a moment there!
I'm late, but thank you.
Still no picture??
Crabs.
Thanks.
Thank you.
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I should be able to relate to Molester a bit more now... I hope??
Not like I could watch any anime during the day with my family aroundw
What's wrong with these characters? They have different-colored eyes.
Sounds like Rozen Maiden.
Too bad it's not airing where I live.
Probably, yeah.
I'm sure he'll be back when it's over.
Let's see if Molester comes back.
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Borrowed this from a live watch thread.
I had to record Rozen Maiden. I'm the type of guy to save the best for last.
He's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
Eh? I have classes tomorrow though.
Damn it! Don't make it harder for me to wait till tomorrow!!
I'd really like to get an HDD recorder, but I don't have the money.
And even if I had, I bet my PC would just start smoking and stop working if I hooked it up to one.
Why did you reply to my post?w
You can bet on it.
I bet you I'll just lay awake all night and go to university sleep-deprived though.
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Nope. ＾＾
Does he never post on VIP outside of this thread?
Good morning.
I'm so sleepy right now.
Was it "Wait", "Send an e-mail", or "Make a phone call"?
Okay, hang in there!
Good morning, guys.
A beautiful morning to you guys.
I hope they'll contact you.
Good morning to you guys too.
Hang in there, Molester!
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I'll make sure to check the thread too. My fifth period today is in the PC lab anyway and there's also lunch break.
Now then, guess I'll wake myself up with some daisy and head to university...
We'll come up with something while you're gone.
Have fun at school, Molester.
Looks like we can expect another party this evening...
Something he didn't tell us about, I mean.
Ah, that's a good point.
There's no guarantee that OP tells us everything, after all.
I'm so excited.
I don't think we can use the e-mails we suggested yesterday... The girls would just think "Isn't it a bit late for that?"
I bet that's why he seemed so disheartened all of a sudden.
Or he still hadn't recovered from what happened in Akihabara the day before yesterday...
I'm sure anyone would feel down after that.
If you look at what happened objectively, Molester hasn't really done anything wrong. I feel bad for him.
By the way, good morning, guys.
What hurt the most was probably the fact that Kansai, who was arguably his biggest ally, had the same reaction as Miss Undie.
Good morning, guys.
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Too bad, you lost to a crab poster.
By the way, I wonder what kind of self-defense products they bought.
Let's see, two whole days have passed since Akihabara...
Maybe it's better not to bring up the incident at all.
So what if they think he's a creepy otaku now? Let's just roll with it.
"Sorry for the day before yesterday.
Both of you seemed completely taken aback.
But well, at least, we managed to buy the self-defense products.
Please forget about the restw"
>Kansai
"Big sis, it seems you still have a long way to go
if you're going to let Akiba bring you down like that.
Seriously though, I'm really sorry for taking you there. I regret it now.
By the way, are you actually younger than me?"
>Loli
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
Insert smileys where you see fit.
I don't know if it was intentional, but they turned out really creepyw
Sending e-mails to strangers from the perspective of a stranger.
But yeah, I admit they're creepy. I don't know how it happenedw
He has to learn to be more confident in himself.
I'm not saying he should be arrogant or baselessly optimistic, but he's negative to the point of self-denial.
The e-mail to Miss Understanding seems fine to me. Molester's not after her anyway.
To Kansai,
"You still have a long way to go if you're going to let Akiba bring you down like that.
Seriously though, I'm really sorry for taking you there."
should be enough.
"Seems like you were surprised by Akihabara. Sorry about that.
In my tiny brain, Akihabara is the first place that comes to mind when I think of self-defense products. Please forgive mew"
>Kansai
"Don't let Akihabara bring you down like that.
You can't be my future comedy partner if you're that sensitive.
Seriously though, I regret it now."
>Loli
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
You're right, it's not easyw
Just because she got her self-defense products now, doesn't mean that he can ignore her from now on.
"Please do not try out the self-defense products by yourself. I'll gladly be your test subject if you need one."
>Miss Undie
"Sorry about the day before yesterday. Did it creep you out?"
>Kansai
"I was sure you'd be fine, but... it was too creepy, huh?"
>Glasses
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
The only e-mail I'd change is the one to Loli.
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP for 30000 yen?"
"S-Sakura-tan! Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap... Hnggh!"
Send this three times a day and you'll be fine.
I'd love to see Molester's panicked reactionw
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Isn't that how desperate OP is at this point?
Assuming Kansai replies like that:
"Well, I didn't think you two would be that creeped out.
It was only then that I realized it was a mistake to take you guys there.
It took me a while to recover from the shock too.
And I figured I should apologize even if it's a little lae."
How about this?
And I doubt Miss Understanding would care no matter how late an apology is.
□ "Don't worry about it."
□ "I was fine, but Miss Understanding was super creeped out."
□ "Even I thought it was creepy."
□ "What were you thinking taking two ladies to a place like that?"
□ "...The number you have dialed is not in service."
For example, they mention in their university club how Loli threw up the other day and another member who happens to be a VIPPER puts two and two together.
I wish he had a bit more faith in himself and his relationship with the girls.
"That's not what I meant. Why did it take you two days to apologize? And what's 'lae' supposed to mean?"
And Molester interrogation mode starts.
But she's probably not that mad at him anyway.
"Like I said, I was in shock too!
And I meant to write 'late'."
Keeping it straight.
It's like he's now mad at her for being mad at him.
But I agree that it should be fine no matter how he apologizes.
They even tried to make it easier for him by having Loli e-mail him.
The real question is who he's going to target from now on.
Start the conversation with small talk and casually apologize at the end.
Judging from the posts in this thread and Molester's feelings, we're 100% on the Kansai route.
But if you ask me, I want him to go down the Miss Undie route.
It wouldn't make sense for them to stay in contact with him much longer.
What I'm trying to say is, don't e-mail them. Go back to your otaku life, Molester.
"Huh!? Why are you mad at me now!? This is why Miss Understanding thinks you're creepy!"
She brings Miss Understanding up again for some reason.
but didn't they make Molester feel super uncomfortable too when they took him shopping for clothes?
You could say, what happened in Akiba makes them even, if anything.
In fact, he should be the one who's mad at themw
Kansai made up for that by keeping him company all night, didn't she?
Hm? Wait a second.
Does that mean Molester can make up for Akiba by keeping Kansai and Miss Undie company all night?
"So Miss Understand thinks I'm creepy...
Then you must think I'm creepy too, huh? I knew it."
Here comes Molester's nice handlingw
He just ignores the "Why are you mad at me now!?" part.
"Thank you for the other day and sorry since you seemed a bit surprised.
So, do you think the self-defense products will be useful?"
>Kansai
"Thanks for the day before yesterday! Sorry if Akihabara surprised you.
I should have realized sooner that it's not a place for women."
I feel like we're making a mountain out of a molehill, but oh well, it's not like he has something else to e-mail them about.
I wonder what kind of event we're going to get next.
He should make up some shit like how his parents sent him a bottle of Beaujolais and invite them over for drinks.
"I was totally fine with it, but Miss Understanding was really surprised.
You should apologize to her later."
It's like Kansai to not want to admit that she was surprised.
And to keep bringing up Miss Understanding.
I know it's still a ways off, but he should start hinting at hanging out on Christmas.
while Molester Man just becomes more and more uncontrollable.
When is the fifth period at university? Around 16:30?
"Can you believe this guy? Does he really think he can spend Christmas with us? What a creep."
"I was invited to a Christmas party by a friend I got to know recently,
but he asked me if I can invite along a few girls to prevent a sausage fest.
How about we go there together with Miss Undie, Loli and Butler?"
Ask Kansai out to a Christmas party like this.
The friend he got to know recently is obviously a VIPPER from this thread.
↑ Check this out. Post 480 of this thread is an actual death threat!
So scaryーーーーーー
"Lies. You were super creeped outw
I apologized to Miss Understanding in an e-mail just now."
And we've entered small talk mode.
"Oh, okay. Then it's alright. But you're only apologizing now because Loli told you to, aren't you?
You're always so slow when it comes to stuff like this, Molester."
She doesn't comment on being creeped out.
And it turns out she knew about Loli's e-mails.
What the hell are you guys going on about?
Guessing how the e-mail conversation with Kansai will go.
Molester: "Sorry for the other day. I just wanted her to buy the best self-defense products... You must have been surprised."
Kansai: "Not really? ...I admit I was a bit surprised at first, but when I understood that it's the town Molester likes to visit, it made me kinda happy."
Molester: "Kansai..."
That's when Molester heard something behind him and when he turned around, Glasses was standing there...
Glasses: "I won't let Kansai have you!"
Molester: "Glasses..."
After staring at each other for what felt like an eternity, they both leaned forward at the same time and their lips met, softly.
J( 'ｰ`)し "Dear Molester, how are you? I'm writing an e-mail to you right now."
(`Д) "Shut up and die! Don't e-mail me! I'm gonna kill you!"
J( 'ｰ`)し "I'm sorry, it's the first time I'm sending an e-mail. I'm sorry."
(`Д) "Shut up and leave me alone! Don't e-mail me!"
J( 'ｰ`)し "Are you coming home tonight?"
(`Д) "Die, you bitch! I'm not coming home tonight!"
J( 'ｰ`)し "Mr. Glasses! He said he's not coming home tonight! We can finally spend the night together again!! (≧∀≦)"
J( 'ｰ`)し "Ah, I meant to send that e-mail to Mr. Glasses. Sorry."
(´・ω・｀) "......"
Dude, you find out what they're doing and the next thing you post is >>150!?w
Alright, I'm going to post my suggestions too!!
...is what I thought, but you guys already posted quite a lot.
We're just letting our imaginations run wild.
>>146
"No, I was going to apologize even if Loli hadn't e-mailed me."
He has to always have the last word. That is Molester QUALITY.
but should we go with >>111 for the first e-mail?
>I feel like have this sinking feeling
What the... Please let the autocorrect in your brains fix it when you read it.
>Miss Understanding
"Seems like you were surprised by Akihabara. Sorry about that.
In my tiny brain, Akihabara is the first place that comes to mind when I think of self-defense products. Please forgive mew
So, do you think the self-defense products will be useful?"
>Kansai
"Don't let Akihabara bring you down like that.
You can't be my future comedy partner if you're that sensitive.
Seriously though, it took me a while to recover from the shock too. I regret it now.
And I figured I should apologize even if it's a little late."
>Loli
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
"Like I said, I was totally fine.
But when we all go somewhere again, I recommend thinking twice about Akihabara."
A hint of kindness from Kansai.
Keep it upw
"I'm never taking Miss Understanding there againw
So, what did you really think of Akiba?"
Molester refuses to let Akiba go.
Huh? Or is it already over?
In any case, what are we going to do?
"It really felt like a town for otaku.
You can't make any friends because you frequent a place like thatw"
Kansai teasing Molester as always.
I lol'd at Molester bringing up Akiba again and again. QUALITY over REALITY, huh?
"Shut up!
Akiba may be an otaku town, but it has its hidden charms too.
It's a lot like me in that regard."
Complimenting himself.
"Name one of your hidden charms then."
Can he score some points with his reply or will he dig his own grave?
Hey, you! Pay attention to the lecture.
Ah, it's starting now, huh?
Good luck or whateverw
Now that the real Molester is here, could you please take over?w
but no one picked up. They were probably working.
Are you sure about that? The real Molester will just ruin everythingw
Was it Kansai you called?
Make sure to check your call history then, I'm sure she'll call back when her shift ends.
I guess you're rightw
>>165
"I'm cute."
Use what Loli said yesterday.
I wanted to talk to her alone. When her shift ends, they're obviously all going to be there, which I honestly find scarier...
How about you just give up and go out with a bang?
"Fap, fap... Hnggh! Fap, fap, fap, fap, you're so cute, [INSERT NAME], fap fap!"
Insert Miss Undie, Kansai, Loli, Glasses and Crab into the brackets and send the e-mail to the respective person.
Send it once a day for a few days and...
you'll be all alone again.
Nice, huh?
Were you able to calm down over night?
I've not only calmed down, I've recovered quite a bit too.
It's all thanks to the daisy.
You'll probably get a call immediately after her shift ends,
so make sure you're mentally prepared.
Maybe you should just apologize without any excuses and explanations?
"Umm... I'm sorry I took you guys to a place like Akibaw"
What will you say if she calls you and asks "Did you want something?"
Will you say that you called because you wanted to apologize?
Or will you say you didn't want anything in particular?
If your plan was to make some small talk first, try using some common sense next time.
Making small talk is only going to be harder if she has to call you back first.
If you've recovered, then it's time you pick up where you left off, give them a call and recover their trust.
You should be able to laugh off the Akiba incident and turn it into a funny memory that you can bring up later for laughs.
Good point.
I too feel like he only made it harder for himself by calling at a time when she's most likely not available.
Oh well, calm down.
He probably thought she'd pick up if he called her during lunch break.
I would have probably done the same thing.
He had no sure way of knowing if she's working or not.
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"Don't call yourself cutew You're such a creepww"
She calls him out for it, of course.
Oh, is Molester back?
Sorry, must have missed it.
I have (im)perfect pitch, but I can't read people's minds.
Out of curiosity, you didn't install a 2ch browser on a university PC, did you?
It was Kansai you called during lunch break, right? If she had picked up, what would you have told her?
Oh well, don't worry about it. Instead, worry about what you want to say to Kansai.
By the way, can you tell us what kind of self-defense products Miss Undie bought?
It's getting old.
I made sure to give both of them a call.
>>190
I feel like I posted about that before...
Anyone should be able to figure that much out.
>>185 Yay, a singular boob. Thanks.
Yeah, it started feeling like a waste of time the moment the real Molester showed up. orz
J( 'ｰ`)し "Dear Molester, are you doing well? I'm writing an e-mail to you right now."
(`Д) "What the fuck!? Why do you know my e-mail address!?"
J( 'ｰ`)し "I'm sorry, Molester, that's not all. I also know that you hide your 'moe' stuff under your bed."
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Dude, you're gonna make Molester upset againw
Well, calm down for now. I know his actions can be irritating.
Huh? And they both didn't pick up the phone?
What were you going to say to them if they had though?
Please tell us that, at least.
Oh, I must have missed it then. My bad. I'll check the archives.
Well, in any case, I don't think you have to worry about Kansai much.
I regret it now.
My sister-in-law just called. Brb making Hamburg steak.
Well, I'm not pissed or anything, but we've been discussing what kind of e-mails to send all afternoon...
So when I heard that he already called them during lunch break, I was like "Eh?"w
I don't think the time of the call was weird, but he could have told us something.
But that's Molester QUALITY, I guess.
Well, it was fun, so I don't mind.
Though I have to admit it's kinda creepy having a fake e-mail conversation as somebody elsew
Sister-in-law ← Please elaborate.
so I figured I should at least call them asap today, which I did during lunch break, but now everyone's complaining again...
Plus, an overwhelming majority was for calling them instead of sending an e-mail.
I feel like Molester QUALITY has changed into something weird lately.
>>202
It feels even more like a waste of time now.
Here's what I was going to reply if Molester hadn't shown up:
"Ah, my shift is starting. Talk to you later."
Thanks for the fun conversation. I hope it'll be of some use to Molester.
No, no, don't worry about it. You're not at fault. Just keep doing what you think is right.
Calling them wasn't a bad decision at all.
>>204
That's not going berserk. It's making your own decisions.
Keep it up.
No worries.
We just figured you'd tell us before you did something. At least, I did.
But I think you did well to make such a bold move.
The real battle begins now.
"We'll never be able to get married, huh..."
"But it's not like we're related...!"
"I know, I feel sad just thinking about it..."
What do you mean?
What if she doesn't call him back...? (´･ω･｀) Phone calls are so scary...
I'm just bored.
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Sorry for the double post.
Something unexpected happened during lunch break and I couldn't go to the PC lab.
But I did read all your posts on my cell phone.
Oh well, I'm going to brace myself for an incoming call at around 10pm.
I didn't have lunch today and I feel like I haven't had a good meal in a while,
so I guess I'll treat myself to some ramen on my way home.
And I have to make sure I get some sleep tonight since I have to work a night shift tomorrow.
Is that a list of people who frequent this thread?w
You should really try to be more confident in yourself. It's not your fault though.
See you then.
We'll have to wait till 10pm then, huh...
I won't be able to post in the evening, but hang in there!
I'll be sure to check the thread secretly on my cell phone.
Yeah and you're the guy with the orthopedic clinicw
That means, we can expect another amazing ramen report laterw
I'm glad Molester is starting to make his own decisions, but it makes me feel lonely too.
How did you figure out it's me?w
Whoa, whoa, who do you think I am?
I'm pretty sure I can tell most people in this thread from their postsw
Which threads are you guys in right now?
If you find any interesting ones, please post them here.
Chances it's the former are quite high, so you should be glad you got something funny to talk to her about.
I'm in this one. ↓
( ＾ω＾） Whoawww I'm going on a date with a woman tomorrow. Please help. ( ：＾ω＾）
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I had lunch break, but now I'm back. <==== This part!!
>Miss Understanding
"Seems like you were surprised by Akihabara. Sorry about that.
In my tiny brain, Akihabara is the first place that comes to mind when I think of self-defense products. Please forgive mew
So, do you think the self-defense products will be useful?"
>Kansai
"Don't let Akihabara bring you down like that.
You can't be my future comedy partner if you're that sensitive.
Seriously though, it took me a while to recover from the shock too. I regret it now.
And I figured I should apologize even if it's a little late."
>Loli
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
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Doesn't it make you oddly happy when you run into an ID you know from this thread in a different thread?w
Some of you guys frequent the display threads, don't you?
I often run into familiar IDs in those.
Gotcha. I'll be more careful next timew
I always help her out when she makes dinner.
>>209 Unfortunately, I don't really see her as a woman.
What overwhelming majority!? Don't make shit up.
That's what happens when you ignore almost all opinions posted in the thread.
You're free to believe that your own opinion counts more than other opinions, but don't go around projecting it onto others.
You're annoying and not wanted here.
Love each other instead. Love.
Right, orthopedic guy?
Use a 2ch browser with ID extraction and check it for yourself.
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Plus, we were trying to come up with e-mails this afternoon because we all figured that e-mail is the way to go.
I'm not saying that it was wrong to call them though.
>so I figured I should at least call them asap today, which I did during lunch break, but now everyone's complaining again...
This doesn't make any sense either.
>>181>>183>>193 all explain the reason.
If he doesn't understand why everyone's complaining,
then he must have ignored the above three posts, at the very least.
oBHSc1z7 getting super desperate now.
Molester: "Umm... I'm sorry for taking you to a weird place like that the other day."
Miss Undie: "..................you seemed to be enjoying yourself though. (in a very small voice)"
(proceeds to block his number)
Molester: "Umm... About taking you to Akiba the other day..."
Kansai: "You're a creep. Seriously."
(proceeds to block his number)
Molester: "I don't need the shirt back, so don't worry about it. How about we hang out again sometime..."
Loli: "Then I'll throw it away along with my memory of you, Mr. Molester."
(proceeds to block his number)
Even if he completely contradicts himself, it's still Molester QUALITY.
If you think I'm wrong, it'd be helpful if you could point out what you think is wrong about what I said.
If my post was a book and your post a review of it, it'd be a review that only says "The book is shit."
Doesn't matter if Molester ignores all our opinions or digs his own grave.
VIPPER's opinions ＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜＜ Molester's opinions
If you can't agree with this, then VIP is not for you.
I'm already caught up.
Good work so far, guys.
Forget VIP, the 3D world in general is not for you.
Other people will never act the way you want them to, even if I'm not the one who should be saying this.
I think the 2D world with its cute 2D girls with eyes that take up a quarter of their face is more for you.
There, you can shape the world the way you like it.
I especially recommend Mizuiro.
You should really do something about your fetish for little girls.
Quoting that post is kinda misleading, don't you think?
>>236
Yes, love is very important.
Yeah, right?w
I was like "Ehh!?" at first too.
I don't think that's entirely true.
What do you think we have a brain for?
Isn't it to fantasize and imagine stuff?
Human beings are the only animals that can use their imagination to create a girlfriend or wife that only exists in their heads.
(ﾉД`)つ[5000]
Shows how little you know.
You can get grasshoppers and frogs to display courtship behavior and even try to mate with an elaborate doll.
Sometimes it's enough to just move around a stick with thin threads attached to it!!
and I must admit I have no idea what I was trying to say... orz
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He's going to call them!
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Good luck!
Just make sure you don't get modesty and self-deprecation mixed up again when you call them!
It was jam-packed.
You won't be able to grow if you're only going to accept affirmative opinions though.
It's important to have people telling you to do this and that, be it good or bad advice,
and figure out the reasoning behind each advice before deciding to accept it or not.
Same here.
I've been facing this dilemma a lot lately.
That actually sounds like an oddly human thing to do.
I heard if a man and woman, who aren't a couple, take a roller coaster ride or enter a haunted house together,
they often misinterpret their heart beating faster due to the thrill and jumpscares for butterflies in their stomach and fall for each other.
Is it true? Do you know?
Here's a short one then...
Today, I went to a ramen place I'd been wanting to check out for some time now.
But as soon as I stepped inside, I noticed how strange the atmosphere inside was. A clearly demented old man was sitting there.
"The ramen here is so good!" "The water they use is excellent! Excellent!!" "The most important thing about a ramen is the broth!"
He kept saying the same three things again and again. It was hard to make out too because he was slurring his words.
I wonder if that's how you turn out when you don't have a family or a place in society anymore.
Am I going to be like him when I'm at his age? If I'm going to be someone who doesn't, no, can't contribute anything to society and is just a burden to others,
I'd rather die before it gets so bad that I'm not even aware of it myself anymore.
I took a seat at one end of the counter and said "(Name of the place) ramen, please."
"......umm... you need a meal ticket..."
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!
They use a meal ticket system even though they're just a ramen place!!
I made the same embarrassing mistake when I went to Matsuya the first time!!
And I was even trying to act like a regular customer when I said
"Ramen, please."
as soon as I sat down too!
Time to head home.
most likely because they have to listen to that kind of crap everyday, I waited for my ramen.
Ramen places always have a ramen named after the place, miso ramen and a chef's recommendation in their menu.
Depending on the place, they might also have salt-flavored ramen and tonkotsu ramen.
However, this one only had two different types of soup. The one named after the place was only 650 yen,
and I got somewhat worried seeing how cheap it was.
Maybe it was because of the meal ticket system too. Cheap places like this only serve bland, mass-produced ramen.
I envy Molester. I wish I had some ramen I could write a review about...
Molester, you rich bastard.
From the looks of it, it was a normal salt-flavored ramen with an egg, seaweed and one slice of roasted pork fillet...
With my expectations lowered, I took a sip of the soup, but my worries were blown away in an instant and replaced by overflowing joy.
It was so light. Not heavy at all.
And yet, it had this classic ramen flavor.
Normally, it's difficult to get salt-flavored ramen to have a rich ramen flavor.
You can make it rich by using tons of broth, toppings and thin noodles,
but it often ends up falling on the creative side of cuisine and having a particular taste unique to the ramen place that makes it.
Let's leave aside whether that's a good thing or bad thing.
But the salt-flavored soup at this place had the classic ramen flavor.
Yes, it had a light flavor typical of salt-flavored ramen, yet the broth, which was most likely chicken broth, had a certain depth to it.
It even had the kind of thickness you'd expect from a good ramen.
You can get ramen at Chibaya in Chiba for 600 yen.
I think it's way too cheap for how good it is though.
But this is where opinions differ.
If all I wanted was delicious ramen, I could go to all kinds of places, but I don't feel like eating at those places everyday.
I can have Chibaya ramen everyday though.
I always have lunch therew
Plus, they don't have a meal ticket system.
Rich enough to keep a bunch of expensive pets.
I'll read the rest on my cell phone.
Laters. ﾉｼ
Later.
[Insert fitting AA]
I agree with you that people can't grow if they only accept affirmative opinions.
But that still doesn't make your opinions more right.
It's not even about picking the right or wrong opinion, every opinion here just represents one option out of many.
And Molester is the one who decides which one to pick. He doesn't have to pick any of our opinions either, he can pick his own instead.
All we can do is speak to Molester hoping that it'll inspire him in some way. I'm sure your post managed to do that.
But if that's not enough for you, you should try giving advice to actual friends of yours instead of strangers on the Internet.
I'm afraid communication via Internet is simply too indirect for what you're trying to accomplish.
Even if the soup could rival the one at my favorite ramen place, the toppings were just plain terrible.
First of all, their spinach. It's a staple in salt-flavored ramen, but it was so bad.
Not only was it stringy, it didn't have any chewiness either.
Maybe it was only stringy because I was just unlucky and ended up with the tough parts, but the lack of chewiness convinced me that it came out of a freezer.
Plus, they didn't even thaw it properly. As a proof, it was a bit cooler than the soup when I tasted it.
Next up is the egg.
I didn't have anything to complain about its seasoning or the way it was boiled.
But much like the spinach, they'd done such a sloppy job with it. It didn't have the right temperature. In fact, the yolk was almost cold.
It was 7pm, so maybe they didn't have the time to get the temperature right for all ingredients, but still...
Also, what's up with the crude way the egg was cut in half? It made me think they used scissors or something. What a waste of a perfectly boiled egg.
Like the egg, its seasoning was quite good. I personally like my roasted pork fillets so tender they melt in my mouth,
but theirs was a bit more on the tougher side. It was tasty though.
But again, it wasn't heated up enough. The part sticking out of the soup was cold.
The noodles were neither good or bad, they were just okay...
The soup was so good that it's a pity all these minor flaws almost ruined an otherwise great ramen.
But overall, it was good enough that it made me want to try the chef's recommendation next time.
Alright, you just convinced me to give it a try when I find the time.
Chiba is roughly 100km away though.
If only you could be as passionate about calling themw
The travel expenses alone would cost more than the ramenw
But you know what? I seriously think their ramen is worth a 100km trip.
You should try it at least once in your life.
I don't have a literary talent like Molester, so I can't write a report about it,
but after trying all sorts of ramen, it was the first time I felt like crying after eating ramen.
That's how good it was.
That's too far... I'll make sure to try it the next time I'm in the area.
Nah, not happening.
I'm basically a shut-in.
Ah, sorry, was it a serious recommendation to me?
I thought you meant to quote Molester's post.
Chiba, huh? It'll take a few thousand... no, probably about 10,000 yen just to get there.
Have you tried Yoshimuraya ramen?
I bet there's one close enough to you.
That's the level of ramen I'm talking about.
If you ask a ramen otaku, they'll probably tell you that Chibaya falls short by just a little.
But the average ramen lover won't be able to tell a difference.
No, I've only been to a handful famous ramen places in my life.
Even back in my hometown when I had a few people I could call my friends,
they quickly stopped asking me out because I wasn't fun to hang out with at all.
My point being, I've always had a shut-in mentality, so I don't have the energy or the courage to venture very far from my apartment... I'm sorry.
I googled it a little.
Now my stomach is growling.
I wanna go to a ramen place with delicious tonkotsu ramen and great soy sauce ramen.
And Sumire. Their ramen has this layer of lard covering the surface that keeps the soup hot or something.
Ah, I wanna have ramen now.
I wonder what's for dinner today...
Even the doctor's gone home, so I should be heading home too.
Let's continue the discussion of which ramen is best another timew
See you, guys. ﾉｼ
In other words, if it wasn't for the need to go to school or work,
you'd have long transformed from a semi-shut-in to a shut-in, huh?
ﾉｼ
Have a safe trip home.
Yeah, it was really bad during summer holidays!!
Oh well, I enjoyed myself. No, I should say, I was at peace.
Today's mission starts at 10pm, right?
Chibaya didn't do well in that review, huh...... ToT
Oh well, I like how underrated Chibaya isw
I'm off for real now. ﾉｼ
Family restaurant offline meet
Ramen offline meet
Bonus:
Pork cutlet on rice with hot green tea offline meet
Please try to remember Pork Cutlet's existence every now and then...
I accidentally posted this in Recharger Man's thread earlier. ＿|￣|○
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Is Yoshinoya the one in Sapporo?
I have yet to try Sumire, but I tried its sister chain JunRen and hated it. Their ramen was way too salty.
What were they thinking? I'll never eat there again.
I would personally recommend Ramen Gojogen. Their soup is good, of course, but their noodles are excellent.
You mean Pork Cutlet who'll soon be rotting at the bottom of the cold sea?
Yes, I mean Pork Cutlet who might be rotting at the bottom of the cold sea soon.
I don't want to go into any details because it might piss off people in this thread again,
so please check out his thread if you want to know more.
I think he should just send the whole thing to Kansai.
Remember how he told Kansai about the pork he bought at SATY?
If she reads his ramen report, she might think
"Molester isn't an otaku, he's just very picky."
But well, ignore this if you're going to call them anyway. ＿|￣|○
I had no intentions of complaining about Molester's decisions.
It just pissed me off when he had the nerve to complain about our reaction in >>204.
I bet you'll love the Bleach chapter in the next Jump issue. Hehehe. Soifon is so moe...
Molester's post might have annoyed you,
but you're forgetting that your rant could be annoying to others too.
Just let it go. Even if OP does something annoying, comment on it once and let it go.
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You're right, I went too far.
I shouldn't have overreacted like that.
Molester, go get some ingredients for dinner! Doesn't matter that you already had ramen!
"Hi, how are you? What's wrong? You called me at noon, right?"
" "
Let's fill in the empty space.
"Hi, how are you? What's wrong? You called me at noon, right?"
"Baby, come onw You know why I calledw"
"Yeah, I wanted to talk to you..."
"I wanted to hear your voice...... Is that reason enough?"
"Hi, how are you? What's wrong? You called me at noon, right?"
"ring ring ring"
"....................................talking to himself, huh...... (in a very small voice)"
Like you got the balls to say that!
I know that myself!!
Want to call her before she calls you then?
Hang in there, Molester! Tomorrow is Dragon Quest release day!
Guess I should be the one to call them, huh?
if you don't do anything soon.
But if anything, they'll probably be the ones to pay you a sudden visit.
But then again, why would a group of young girls want to spend their weekend with Molester?
Hang in there.
Of course.
Kansai is the one you're after, isn't she?
Alright! Please watch over me, god of salt-flavored ramen!!
If you call them now and they happen to be on their way home with friends, it'll be impossible to have a normal conversation.
Plus, you won't be able to start out with small talk and casually apologize at the end.
But on the other hand, it's a time-limited opportunity to apologize to both of them with one call if you're lucky.
Though I wouldn't recommend it if you want to have small talk first.
"Ahh, it's me, Molester."
"Ahh, sorry, I'm changing right now. Let me call you back in a minute!"
Now this is what I call getting the wind taken out your sails right from the start. ＯＴＬ
！！！！
Molester, is that the extent of your power!?
Oh, shut up! How am I supposed to know that she's changing... Changing... Bra......
Tits!!
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Kansai! Tits!
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You always wait until it's almost too late.
By the way, that sounds like they're going out tonight.
Seriously!? They gave the great Raoh a cheap laugh like "GWAHAHAHA"!?
And just take her!
No, get taken by her!
If not...
Say this to calm them down.
Look! Look! You have an erection!! (in a very small voice)
Look! Look! You have an erection!! (in a very small voice)
Look! Look! You have an erection!! (in a very small voice)
Perfect timing!
Monkey wrench.
Monkey wrench.
Monkey wrench.
Wrench.
Monkey wrench.
Wrench. Or something like it.
Wrench.
Ring wrench, socket wrench etc.
A spanner, maybe?
Monkey wrench.
Wrench.
Monkey wrench.
Was it perfect timing?
Holy shit, the thread's taking ages to load!!
Wrench.
Is it a wrench?
LOL
I lol'd so hard.
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Miss Undie
WHY ARE YOU GUYS TRYING SO HARD?w
So, what was that question about, OP?
BOSS HELP
They're usually so small they're totally useless.
If you're going to get one, better get a bigger one you can use for life.
I regret it now.
Don't worry, your posts are coming through, so calm down!!!
but I guess my post got submitted anyway.
So, why is VIP so slow right now?
They're usually so small they're totally useless.
If you're going to get one, better get a bigger one you can use for life.
BOSS HELP
They're usually so small they're totally useless.
If you're going to get one, better get a bigger one you can use for life.
What could it be?
>>Molester
If VIP is too slow, just give us a short summary of the call.
Let me take a bath and calm down first.
It's back to normal. Post your report.
LOL
It was a wrench, wasn't it?
Alright, just finished part one of the emergency measures.
I don't know what caused it, but it was that one process going crazy again as always.
It wouldn't even die to "kill".
Even after a "kill -9", it would just go crazy again, so I had to stop apache first,
kill that process with "kill -9" and then start apache again.
If this happens again, I'll have to get rid of it for good.
I'll be waiting.
He says he's taking a bath, but I bet he's fapping right now.
Pork Cutlet is gone forever. He slipped through a glitch in the matrix...
I'm sure he'll cause another miracle like he always does.
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Or the usual version?
Is VIP back to normal?
I want the extended version.
The same level of detail as always.
VIP is the best.
Give us the simple version.
Give us all the gory details.
If possible, the usual version, please.
And just censor out all private information as always.
I wanna take a bath, so post the long version later.
Like I posted earlier, I called Kansai first (because I didn't have the courage to e-mail Miss Understanding first),
but she was like "I'm changing right now." and hung up on me,
throwing a wrench in my plans while making me all frisky at the same time.
So there I was sitting straight in front of my cell phone trying to sort out my thoughts when...
ring ring ring
Whack!
Grab!!
Open!!
"Incoming call from Miss Understanding"
Huh?
Dude, you have to post
NULL POINTER first.
"Hello?"
"Ah, Mr. Molester?"
"Yeah, it's me."
"You called me earlier, right? I'm sorry for not answering, I was busy."
"Oh, don't worry about it. It's not your fault if you were working."
"Right..."
.........
......
...
There we go again.
This always happens when I talk to Miss Understanding. As soon as she runs out of topics,
I do too, since I'm a semi-shut-in who can barely hold a conversation, and we both fall silent.
But like I said, I'm not my usual self today! I have to apologize no matter what!!
Wrench? Spanner?
She'll never stop using polite speech when talking to you, will she?w
"Yes?"
"Well, when we bought that spray... in Akihabara..."
"Ahh..."
See that reaction? That's not how you'd react if you didn't mind what happened at all.
In other words, it was just as expected.
"I'm sorry about what happened."
"......"
"See, Akihabara is the only place I know of that sells all kinds of self-defense products.
And since it's a place I'm used to going to, I didn't consider that it was the first time for you and Kansai.
I didn't think it through! I'm sorry!"
"......"
"......"
"......no... (in a very small voice)"
"Huh?"
"No, it's just that I'm not sure how to react to your apology..."
"Right."
"After all, I was so surprised on that day that I didn't talk much at all..."
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I really should have known better... than take you to a place like that."
"Please don't worry about it so much. (in a pretty small voice)"
"I'm really sorry though."
Thinking back now, I feel like I just kept apologizing. Reminds me of that time when Glasses kept apologizing to me at the police station.
After that, Miss Understanding and I had some awkward small talk for a bit.
"Ah, have you already talked to Miss Understanding...?"
"Eh? Ah, not yet..."
"I'll put her on the phone then."
"Eh? Ah?"
M-My heart is not ready!!
Fixed that for you.
This is supposed to be Kansai, not Miss Understanding, right?
I could hear how Miss Understanding was saying something to Kansai.
It sounded like she was explaining to her why I called them.
And then...
"Hey, man."
"H-Hey."
"How's it going?"
"Ah, good! Good!"
"Is that right?"
"That's right."
What's wrong with her?
"So?"
"Huh?"
"Don't you have something to say to me?"
"Yes, I do..."
"I'm all ears."
"I'm sorry."
"Good."
Can't you just apologize directly?
Kansai is so moe...
I feel like the thread is only full when everyone starts complaining about OP.
It was hard to tell from Kansai's reaction if she was mad about Akihabara or not.
Who knows? Maybe she was really mad at me, but Miss Understand had told her
"Kansai, Mr. Molester said he was really sorry, so please don't get mad at him, okay?"
before she put her on the phone.
"But man, that was something."
"Akihabara?"
"I was not prepared."
"......I'm sorry."
"I guess you really gotta see it to believe it."
"Yeah, it's pretty hard to believe..."
"Is it really okay for those posters and stuff to be plastered all over the place like that?"
"...well, it's not the kind of place kids go to."
"There were lots of girls there too, weren't there?"
"...well, yeah, you see more and more female otaku lately..."
Kansai kept firing questions about Akihabara at me and I was just shooting them all down one by one. (In reality, I was just answering them to the best of my ability.)
We seem to have a whole bunch of wrench experts in this thread though.
I actually prefer having few posts during a report though.
Better switch routes back to Miss Undie before it's too late.
So cute.
I happen to be an expert on wrenches! Just look at how many wrench posts I've made in this thread.
"Well, I'm really sorry. When I tried to think of a place with lots of self-defense products,
Akihabara was all I could come up with.
But it wasn't the kind of place you should take girls to. I'm really sorry."
I ended up using a template apology.
"Stop apologizing already. I said it's okay."
"Ahh, okay. Thanks."
"More importantly, remember the lock thingy you bought her?"
"Lock thingy?"
"That thing that locks the door."
My memory is a bit fuzzy, but it was an anti-pick lock I bought for Miss Understanding.
The description said it makes it harder to pick your door open or something.
It also said "Easy to install!!"
Wrench or spanner!!!!!
Wait, you were the one who bought it?w
He already tricked us once. Remember Shinjuku?
"Yesterday, Miss Understanding and I tried to attach it, but it didn't work."
"Seriously? Is it defective?"
"That's not it. Umm... It comes with these five-sided screw-like things, you know what I mean? We couldn't tighten them."
"Five-sided? Screws? .........you mean nuts?"
"Right! Nuts!!"
"Eh? Don't they normally come with a tightening tool of the right size?"
This is where I asked the thread about wrenches.
"It didn't come with anything for some reason."
"Seriously?"
"That's why we couldn't get it attached."
"But you should be able to tighten nuts with pliers too."
"We tried that too..."
Apparently, it gets stuck and doesn't function properly if you can't tighten the nuts enough.
Plus, the nuts seem to be made of a softer metal, so using pliers to tighten them will just cause the edges on the nuts to wear off.
ヽ(・∀・ )ﾉ＜ Mai-chan is in the house! Ryun Ryun!
I can lend you a whole toolbox, so come to my place and get it.
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Wrench! Wrench!
⊂彡
I know this is off-topic right now,
but it's spelled Gojougen.
Not a fan of their ramen though.
I'll let you borrow her this one time.
She's mine and mine only.
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（／.(･)(･)＼ . Wife (Clue)
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and take turns tightening the nuts half a turn each!!!!
I like Gojougen too.
Well, while Molester was having trouble making up his mind, Miss Undie and Kansai were taking anti-stalker measures.
So you were actually helping them in a roundabout way, Molester.
"You mean the one that's often used as a murder weapon in American movies?"
"That's it! The one with an adjustable head."
"Ahh, I know what you mean."
"Molester, you're an otaku, so you must be into building plastic models, right?"
"I used to when I was still living with my parents..."
"You don't happen to have one of those then?"
I've never heard of a plastic model that requires a wrench or spanner to build...
"Eh? I'm not sure... Wait, Kansai, you have a bike, so you should have one of those too, no?"
"I looked for it, but I don't know! I mean, it's not like I do maintenance on my bike myself."
"Hold on a second, let me check..."
Leave it to me to actually find a wrench lying around in my room.
I'm in Yokohama though.
She's probably getting it done at the store she bought her bike from. A lot of stores offer that kind of maintenance.
Slowpoke!
Use a hexagonal wrench.
Never underestimate an otaku!
I do.
I mashed the reload button of my browser with my right hand at godlike speed,
and I can normally close the pop-ups of of a porn site faster than it can spawn them, but nothing happened.
Flustered because I'd lost my only mental support, I continued the conversation with Kansai.
"Found one."
"Seriously? Can we borrow it!?"
"Sure, but when?"
"Give me a second..."
I could hear them talking in the background again. It sounded like she was asking if Miss Understanding was okay with it.
"Hello?"
"Yes, yes."
"Is tomorrow okay?"
"Tomorrow? What time?"
More talking in the background.
"A little before noon!"
I have a shift starting at 10 tomorrow.
But it should be fine. I don't care when I sleep as long as I get enough sleep before the shift. I have sleeping pills for times like this.
Car maintenance and bike maintenance are totally different though.
Hexagonal wrenches are used to tighten set screws......
You can't tighten nuts with them...
If it's a late night shift that starts at 10pm, you should be available until about 2pm.
A driver, maybe?
Wrench!! (ﾟ∀ﾟ)
I want this guy to handle this case.
Make sure to double-check the exact size and shape of the nuts.
I'm so lucky. This is my chance to vindicate my dishonor.
No, wait, how do you say redeem yourself? Doesn't matter.
"Then bring it to Miss Understanding's apartment at around 10am tomorrow, okay?"
"Oh...... Ohhh!?"
"Eh? No?"
W-What did you just say!?
"Eh? Where?"
"You know where she lives, right? We went there once."
"Eh? Miss Understanding's apartment?"
"Yeah, Miss Understanding's apartment. What? Forgot where it is?"
"Ohh... No, I still remember."
"So you know how to get there, huh?"
"Yeah."
Uh-oh.
then there's no way around it. You'll have to use a wrench.
In b4 they only want his wrench and don't even let him into her apartment.
Your first time entering the apartment of a woman living by herself, right?
What's the problem?
Your wrench can't be moved and only has a range of 10m or what?
Wait, G-Glasses!?
T/L note: Ring wrench literally means "glasses wrench" in Japanese.
Molester, you remind me of Jerid Messa. Did you watch today's Gundam episode?
You're friends with them already, I think it's time you stopped tiptoeing around them so much.
"I don't mind."
"It won't take that long either. It'd be great if you could attach the damn thing for Miss Understanding."
"There's no guarantee that I can do it though."
After that, we talked some more and I now have a pretty good understanding of how it's supposed to get installed.
I should be able to do it with the wrench I found.
"See you tomorrow then."
"Ah! W-Wait a minute!"
I have to say it!!
Don't tell me.........
Is it going to be about Krillin!?
Is the lock thing a Japanese product?
Are you sure it's pentagonal nuts? If you bring them the wrong tool, you'll actually end up vindicating your dishonor.
When I saw it, I even slapped my knee and went "That's it!!" too...
"What?"
"Umm... I keep rep-repet.... repeteating myself... (I fumbled my words so hard.)"
"Okay, let's try that one more time."
That's Kansai for you. An ordinary woman would have pretended I didn't just sound like a retard... That's why she's electrifying! That's why I look up to her!!
"Sorry. Ahh... Okay. (coughs)"
"Hurry it up."
"Okay. I keep repeating myself, but I'm really sorry about Akihabara. I should've taken you girls more into consideration."
"Our feelings?"
"Yeah, exactly."
"That's why you're not popular with girls."
"Sorry."
"I'll give you a call tomorrow then."
"Ah, okay."
And as soon as the call ended, I screamed
"Yessssss! I'm back in the game!!"
and started jumping up and down on my futon until I heard a loud
THUD!!
against my wall, which is why I'm now sitting here typing this quietly.
Maybe?
>>615
>>615
>>615
>>615
>>615
>>615
So you were the guy making all that racket next door.
I was trying to read this thread, but you were so loud I'd punched the wall before I knew it.
I posted something like this when I was pretending to be Kansai earlier! Is it weird that this makes me happy for some reason?
I-I'm sorry.
B-But you're always fooling around with the girls you bring home all the time!!!
You can hear the high-pitched moaning in the whole goddamn buiilding!
Quit dragging me back to reality when I'm watching moe anime with a creepy grin on my face!!!
I heard it's going to be windy tomorrow, so make sure your wig straps are tight when you go.
We told you to apologize casually not tediously！
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.／￣ﾉ( ﾍﾍ￣￣￣ creak creak
／ Ahh! Ahh! <3
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You know where they all live now and I doubt they're moving away anytime soon.
If you go berserk and fuck it up with one of them, you'll probably lose contact with the whole group.
Show them tomorrow that you can be a guy friend they can depend on!
or only apologized a little bit at the beginning.
Oh yeah! Just leave it to me, mkay?
By the way, here's what my wrench or spanner thing looks like:
ttp://japan.alibaba.com/img/product/50/04/27/5004278.jpg
That one looks like its jaws will keep slipping and damaging the corners of the nuts, don't you think?
That's a monkey wrench.
It tends to round the nuts. Can't recommend it.
Don't you have any ratchets lying around, Molester?
You shouldn't use that one. It'll crush the nut corners.
Try not to take longer than three minutes to install the lock tomorrow.
Make it look really easy and leave again without breaking a sweat.
If the nuts turn out to be star-shaped for some reason, you can use the minus driver to tighten them if you apply enough force.
Will it be okay size-wise?
I hope you didn't buy it from a 100-yen shop because they're usually too small to be useful.
You don't want to embarrass yourself because your tool is too small for their nuts.
You should plan everything out down to the last detail and show them you're the man.
One of them should be able to get the job done.
Besides, even though I can't explain it, I did see the actual thing when I bought it,
so I'm pretty sure that >>634 will be enough.
Shit.
I have a soccer match tomorrow, but I can't go to bed with all this exciting stuff happening in the thread!
I can't imagine a security product using standard hexagon bolts or screws.
they must be shaped like Screw Kid's head or something.
Welcome to the miraculous world of tools.
Can't you tell by the number of times the word "wrench" was posted?
Is that the only one you have? That's the kind of wrench that damages the nuts the most.
Even a 1000-yen spanner set would be better than that thing.
"I'm going to be fine."
but you're beginning to freak out with all those technical terms you're throwing around!!
Target thread: I got totally mistaken for a Molester part 19
Keyword: wrench
Number of resuls: 92
('A`) ......
You should just take your whole toolbox with you.
Prepare for tomorrow by building a Gundam plastic model with live commentary.
that you can't attach or remove the thing anymore...
Oh boy～～～～～～～ I couldn't handle the embarrassment～～～
Your handling was good enough, so the next step is to be more confident from now on.
And I don't mean conceited, I mean confident.
Being too confident can be annoying, yes, but being too negative is depressing and just as annoying.
Hang in there.
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Don't get stingy now.
http://bag04pr000.ac.yahoo.co.jp/users/4/2/8/6/ksy_2000_jp-imgbatch_1100907342/480x360-2004061700789.jpg
↑ One like this would be good.
The one in the picture you posted has teeth,
so it's almost like a tool that was made to damage whatever it's tightening.
Agreed.
I seriously can't recommend monkey wrenches.
Get a spanner set from Don Quijote.
That means, more than 10% of this thread's posts contain the word "wrench".
So what was this thread about again?
OP should get that one!
Don't medium-size motorcycles come with one inside the trunk?
It's made by Snap-on, after all.
Older used bikes usually don't come with any tools.
it might freak Miss Understanding out about as much as if you'd brought picking tools.
She might be like "Why does this guy have so many professional-looking tools?"
The best manufacturer of tools out there. Nice.
These are cheap and the most versatile.
It can't hurt to have a set of these.
Or did he go to Akiba to buy Dragon Quest 8?
It turns out I had one just like that in my toolbox...
But damn, I just took a good look at my toolbox and it's full of professional-looking tools... There's even a drill in there...
Now I want Molester to bring some actual picking tools
and get arrested trying to show her how to pick a lock.
http://cgi28.plala.or.jp/ll/lll/img20041126202322.jpg
Take your whole toolbox with you.
People ask me that all the time.
Reported and called the police.
You're acting like it wasn't your own toolbox.
DON'T YOU BRING UP AKIHABARA TOMORROW!
You're long-winded and annoying enough as it is.
Miss Undie's place is close to yours, so don't be lazy and take the whole toolbox with you.
You never know which tools you might need.
No fucking wayw
It's so heavy, I can't even carry it.
I'll just take whatever might be useful like a couple of spanners, wrenches and drivers.
It depends on the model, but most on-board toolkits only contain useless spanners.
I recommend a ratchet and socket wrench set combination since it makes tightening and loosening nuts a child's game.
Lately, there are even ones that grip the nut at more than two points to minimize damage,
so they're in general safer to use than spanners.
Sorry if it's hard to understand...
Good point.
It's better not to apologize for Akiba again.
ヽ(`(`(`(`ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ B-B-B-B-BAAAWWW!!
They might let you in if you manage to install the thing.
So, are they pentagonal screws or pentagonal nuts?
Take the drill with youw
Before he goes in, he could loosen the locks on her windows first......
Just throwing it out there.
Don't they have to let him in no matter what?
This.
AFAIK, there's no such thing as a pentagonal nut or screww
But seriously though, he should get a spare key made for her apartment just in case.
you're a god.
you're a god.
I don't even think they're nuts if they couldn't tighten them with pliers...
Are we sure they're not set screws like someone posted earlier?
Here are the bigger tools I found in my toolbox:
- Some kind of circular chainsaw?
- Router
- Drill
- Electric screwdriver
- Small chainsaw
- Electric scroll saw
- Big oddly-shaped hammer for mining minerals
- Hatchet
- Saw
- Ranger knife (Looks almost like one of those Chinese swords...)
What were my parents thinking when they gave me all this stuff?
(ﾟдﾟ) Nice.
they must be planning on having lunch with him.
so you two come up with a plan and go to the closest home depot together.
Then, you go "Look at this minus driver! It's huge! Let's buy this one!" and show her that you're still a boy at heart.
you're Molester.
aka the complete Japanese carpentry kit?
Wow, you could do pretty much anything with that selection.
You can never be too prepared. Props to your parents.
How come you almost only have cutting tools?w
Could it be that your parents are carpenters?
You forgot to include your magnum.
GJ.
Who the hell has a scroll saw at home?
With Kanna, you mean the one that resembles a Katsuobushi grater box?
Then, when he's finished, he goes "Let's get this party started..."
and pulls out a copy of Dragon Quest 7.
But damn, with tools like that, there's no point even trying to prevent picking. You could get anything open with those.
Well, I'm actually the one who bought the scroll saw.
I used to be into making my own custom fishing lures.
I agree. She was the first character I found moe. I feel different about her now, of course.
I still remember how shocked I was when I found out that her voice actress also voiced Krillin. I was never the same again after that.
Yes, yes.
That's a traditional Japanese tool called Kanna.
After all, it'll be three women and one guy in one place.
Speaking of which, there's no way Molester will be able to keep his cool in one room with three women.
Wow, making your own lure is a pretty niche hobby.
I gave up because I couldn't make better ones than Zara.
Nomi, Kiri, Kanna, I have one of each...
My grandfather on my mother's side is a weekend carpenter who could easily build a cabin if he wanted,
but I'm pretty sure the grandfather I grew up with wasn't good at stuff like that...
↑
Better not say something like this tomorrow.
I just pictured Molester getting questioned by the police with a drill and an electric saw
sticking out of his bag or backpack. lol
You should never go out without any protection for your bumhole.
You can't beat Zaraw
You may be able to catch more fish with other lures,
but if you want to catch them off the surface, Zara is unbeatable.
I only did simple stuff like making custom minnows in the color I want.
Molester confirmed to get questioned with a screwdriver sticking out his fly.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
>"Wow, I've never been in a girl's room before."
Fixed that for you.
I haven't the slightest what you guys are talking about.
...wait, does that mean... we got a plan now!?
Relatability up.
Don't tell me you visit the bass fishing board too.
It takes a man to admit it!
But don't say it tomorrow.
Don't say it thoughw
And don't comment on how her room looks.
any comments on the suspicion that you're really after Miss Undie and Kansai is just a red herring?
Not as useless as the monkey banana hanging from your crotch though.
This is a thread for tool otaku who like to build custom lures.
I used to be on that board all the time when I was still living with my parents, but I haven't been there lately.
It's pretty much impossible to catch bass where I am now anyway. Or maybe I'm just not good enough.
It's all about sea fishing in this region.
Don't you make fun of my banana! It's a respectable specimen of perfectly average size!!
Plus, it has amazing stamina because excessive masturbation turned me into a late ejaculator!!
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Dude, I had no idea you had interesting interests like that...
Alright, I got it.
When you're at her place tomorrow, take a custom lure out of your toolbox nonchalantly and place it somewhere to impress them with it.
We could google it if you know its name.
Maybe we can find out what kind of screws it uses.
That wouldn't impress me much if I was a woman...
That's it!! ヽ(´∀｀)９ Point!!
The three don'ts for tomorrow.
Don't you have any normal wrenches?
A socket wrench can be completely useless if there's not enough space for it.
You should take a few normal wrenches with you as a backup plan.
Plink.
Thud!
"GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"What's wrong, Butler!?"
"Oww!! Owww!!! My fooooooooooooooot!!!!"
"Ah! Look!! There's something stuck in your foot!!"
"Isn't this... a fishing lure?"
"What is something so dangerous doing on the floor...?"
"Oww... Oww... Pull it out...... Pull it out!!!"
"Oh god oh god oh god oh god..."
Time goes by so fast.
Why are you guys being so careful now?
Then we might have run into each other in one of the threads there. That reminds me of the infamous minnow threads. They were legendaryw
Alright! Time to use fishing to attract them naturally like a good lure. c○ Hajime Murata: Oh yeahhh!
It may not be as popular anymore, but it's not a bad way to attract women. Saying you're into outdoor activities is definitely better than saying you're an Akiba otaku!
Okay, fuck, bad idea.
That's all I want.
Only a virgin would think they're a late ejaculator because they fapped too much.
but it didn't really change their opinion of Molester.
but I'm a premature ejaculator.
I do like outdoor activities, but I hate it when it's presented as this cool and hip thing to do.
What I enjoy is quietly watching my float bob up and down or throwing ridiculously big crankbait into the water again and again.
"Are the fish biting today?" "Nope, no luck so far." "Is that right?"
That's all the conversation I need. Just leave me alone.
Besides fishing, I'm also really good at collecting animals. From bugs to snakes, I like 'em all.
If you type "sexy maid with glasses" in Google and run a search,
the first website that comes up is kind of lewd and moe.
http://www.google.co.jp/
Isn't that link a bit pointless?
Heh... Believe it or not, there's something that gives you more pleasure than a vagina. Ever heard of onaholes?
But even when I'm inside an onahole that is said to feel way better than a vagina ever could,
I can go on forever unless I keep thrusting like a Piston.
But with my stamina or lack thereof... no, actually, I don't think any human can move their hips fast enough for little Molester.
Or do you keep your network devices in your toolbox?
You really use an onahole?
This is why virgins are... so clueless...!
Seicross... isn't just about thrusting... and making your penis feel good...!
The moment you touch... another person's body... you will understand...!
D-Don't get the wrong idea! I don't just lend her to anyone!
She's mine and mine only.
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You don't even know what a router is?
It's that small vibrating thing that women like to use...... Sorry, it was funnier in my head.
No, it has to be that link.
If you type in those words and click on "I'm feeling lucky", it automatically takes you to the first site.
Try it.
My brother!
It's like a small drill that is used to grind stuff.
>>777
My dream is to own an Orient Industry doll one day. I'm Molester, a 20-year-old half-shut-in loner virgin student at a third-rate university. Nice to meet you.
>>778
So they keep telling me... but that argument won't work on me!!
After all, I'm still a virgin!!
Don't you feel empty after using an onahole?
But man, Molester, you're such a weird guy. Even though you're like a shut-in most of the time, you can be so proactive when it comes to some very specific stuff.
How about you go fishing next time you're free and share your catch with the girls afterwards?
I wasn't sure what it is either and had to google it.
It's more expensive than I expected.
It's a tool with a blade that spins like a drill, but the blade acts like a saw to cut fine shapes out of wood,
is what I'd say if I were to answer seriously.
Beware that girls these days can't fillet a fish still with its head on.
Molester should prepare it for them.
I too prefer fishing quietly all by myself. As soon as I hold the rod, I get so excited and sensitive.
Next time you clean up your room, place a few of your lures on display. If you still have any, that is.
Pin a few lures (no worms!) and pics of all the fish you caught to a cork board.
When you have guests over, they take the bait more readily than most bass would.
Speaking of onaholes, you should try making one out of worms. m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha! Add some salt for double the stimulation!
Don't you have any plans to buy new clothes?
Or did you already buy your winter clothes for this year?
It feels so much better than using your hand!!
But you mustn't forget that with great power comes great risk...
Even though I'm used to the feeling of emptiness, it's still twice as bad as normal masturbation.
Words can't describe the sadness that comes over you when you're cleaning it.
After my first time, I kept thinking to myself
"I'll～ never～ be～ able～ to～ go～ back～♪"
So I told her to pass it on to me and kissed her, but little did I know that I'd actually end up catching her cold and coming down with a temperature that night.
That's one can of worms I wouldn't want to open...
Well, yeah, there's probably no reason to hide a hobby like fishing...
I'll try bringing it up when I'm out of things to talk about.
As for self-made onaholes... Let's not go there.
>>789
............I guess it's a bit too cold out there for a T-shirt and cardigan, huh?
Female dentist: "Okay, please open your mouth wide. It won't hurt."
WHIIRRRRRR! WHIRR! WHIRR!! WHIRR!!!
Me: "AHHH!!"
Female dentist: "What's wrong? If it hurts, please say so."
WHIRR! WHIRR! WHIRR! WHIRR............
Me: "AHHH!!"
I got a hard-on writing this.
You made your own onahole!?
Is the one you bought in this list?
ttp://www.its-tokyo.co.jp/sonotaka/jyoumae/jyoumae.html
You made your own onahole... (´д｀)
Instead of sitting in front of his PC all by himself,
Molester is standing at a lake shore surrounded by morning mist with his good old super short heavy rod in his right hand... (・∀・) So cool!!
This might be a good time to take a girl to a dedicated fishing area and teach her everything from scratch.
It'll backfire hard if you can't catch anything though.
Lol.
How do you accidentally put someone's panties on your head...?w
It's almost December. What are you going to do? Don't you have any presentable winter clothes you could wear on a date?
They even said it won't take long.
It might be because they have to work in the afternoon, but hey, maybe Molester can work his magic.
He bought new clothes when he was in Shinjuku the other day, didn't he?
Oh, shut up!!
I'm an indoor type of guy!!
Have you tried wearing an oversized windbreaker after stuffing it with plastic trash bags!? It'll keep you warmer than any winter coat could!
That's a trick an outdoor kind of guy would come up with.
That's like a self-made bubble wrap jacket.
Uniqlo calls it Air Tech, I believe.
What does that make you? An indoor type of homeless guy?
Also, how come you're into fishing if you're an indoor type of guy?
I imagine it like a Drifters skit.
Then, when they take a second look, he's got one of her bras in his mouth. And the skit obviously ends with an explosion.
You can ask the girls to pick them out for you again.
I'd pay good money at a restaurant if they had them on their menu.
Ask Kansai to go shopping for a coat with you.
"I really liked how you guys picked out clothes for me last time. Can you help me out again?"
Like this.
Say that again after you had a taste of Kansai.
I remember hearing somewhere that the red swamp crayfish was yummy.
They taste like lobsters or something, right??
That's how I've always gone through life though... I wish I could change it, but I'm afraid it's too late.
>>813
Fap fap.
>>814
Their tail tastes like the spiny lobster or actually more like the mantis shrimp.
But their claws are exquisite.
I've seen them both at a nearby river.
I'd never think of eating them though......
>As for self-made onaholes...
Potato Starch X?
What kind of person do you want to be seen as? Otaku? Indoor? Outdoor? Make up your mind already!
"..............................wait. (in a very small voice)"
A flawless plan.
You should try them if you want to eat something delicious even if it means ingesting all kinds of chemicals and sludge with it.
>>818
Something that smooth couldn't even make my dick twitch.
>>819
I want to be loved more than I want to love.
Chemicals and sludge......
That's true... But hey, it's not like the food you can buy is completely free of that stuff either.
Crayfish and frogs... How is that any better than bass? ('A`)
Don't worry, if you clean the mud off properly, they don't even smell that bad.
>>825
That's rude... I eat bass too. You don't?
Yeah, you can get really bad diarrhea if you don't cook it right.
But bass fried in butter can be really good.
↑ Ask Kansai this.
Then you too can be a man who's loved more than he loves!
If you only knew the size of the nuts, I'd recommend buying a wrench from a 100-yen shop.
Back to the topic at hand, I don't know why, but you get an upset stomach if you don't remove the sand vein of a crayfish...
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
When I was camping at Lake Kawaguchi, I tried a bass salted and grilled right after catching it and I have to say it wasn't very good (obviously).
You must be pretty good at cooking fish then, Molester. I'm sure even bass tastes great if it's done right, for example, in meunière style.
Yeah, salted and grilled can be a hit or miss... If the water quality is poor, you might as well be eating rainbow trouts.
As a general rule, if the flesh is white, it's best fried.
It's pointless.
I asked Molester about that four times already and got ignored every time. I'm spent.
So instead, I'd simply recommend taking hexagonal wrenches of sizes 1.5mm to 5mm with him.
but I forgot to salt it before grilling it and it wasn't good at all...
I think you meant to write 5cm.
I figured I should point it out.
And yet, a small part of me is hoping for Molester to fuck it upwww
I want him to try to tighten the nuts with brute force even if his wrench isn't the right sizewwww
At times like that, a soy sauce bottle you carry with you in your pocket can do wonders.
but I still get all this technical lingo thrown at me without even having seen the real thing.
Molester ignored >>754 and >>799 but keeps replying to all kinds of random posts.
To be honest, I feel like he's already given up on 3D women.
It's so kind of you guys to reply to my little rant.
Goddammit, why do you guys have to be such good guys?
You did well to finally address them! I'm sure it wasn't easy!
I'm starting to feel like he's not an otaku but just very enthusiastic about the things he likes. But I guess you can say the same thing about otaku.
Sorry about that. My badwww
Well, you know what.
TIGHTEN THE NUTS WITH ALL YOUR STRENGTHwww
Could have calmed us down.
OKAYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Whoawww
Sorry I brought it up againwwwww
I see... I'm really sorry. orz
I thought it was still okay to give you advice for tomorrow.
Besides, dude, you keep saying you don't know much about tools, but you're going to install a lock all by yourself tomorrow, you know?
The least you can do is make sure you have the right tools. I won't bring this up again.
I lol'd though.
It's not like I've ever eaten bass like you guys...
I couldn't keep up with your conversation...
Btw, I'd use baits instead of lures even for bass.
Nothing beats shrimp ground bait!!!
That's it!
OP finally gets to visit Miss Undie's apartment,
so it'd be a waste if he came back without setting up any traps!!
No, I'm not setting up any trapsw
How would I explain it to the cops if they find it?
If you don't have any, ask Miss Undie for rice and make rice glue.
What if her apartment really is wiretapped...
You managed to fool them the last time they questioned you.
By the way,
have you ever been in a girl's room who lives by herself?
Dudewww The smellwwww iswwww amazingwww＾＾
It can serve as a message to both the stalker and Miss Undie.
Sprinkle a few drops of piss on her toilet bowl or something. Puking into it may be a bit too much.
If you end up falling asleep after bringing them tools tomorrow,
all we can do for you is hakicking into your PC and deleting everything 2D on it.
They'll probably want to treat him to lunch for helping them.
Hakicking? Are we going hiking somewhere?
Seriously?
He should bring them a gift or something!
Miss Undie: "..............................I knew it. (in a very small voice)"
Molester: "That's not mine! Please believe me!!"
Kansai: "So it wasn't a misunderstanding. He really is a molester..."
Locked━━━━||Φ|(|ﾟ|∀|ﾟ|)|Φ||━━━━up!!!
Watch out, Molester...
It's a wonderful new word I came up with. Please just ignore it.
I know I'm pretty late, but the next time Kansai says "Hey, man.", reply with "Hey, woman." like you were a character from the Ping-Pong Club.
Then talk about becoming a comedy duo with her again.
I feel like that's a bit tactless...
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
The moment you get off the plane, you find yourself surrounded by the sweet scent of flowers.
And you realize that you're really about to spend your holidays on a tropical island.
It's just like that.
The moment you enter a girl's room, you find yourself surrounded by a sweet scent!!
And then,
there's no doubt you'll feel like "Ahh, I'm so glad I've lived long enough to experience this."www
Marking your territory should come after minding your manners.
But then again, minding your manners should come after...
KEEPING YOUR MOMENTUM!
In other words, you're telling him to miss the toiletwwwwww
You want him to miss the toilet with a lot of momentum?
Whoawwww OP is god if he leaves a pee stain on the ceiling.
Guess I don't have a choice... Looks like it's time to release the forbidden skill "Long-distance Shooting Technique" I sealed off back in middle school...
Heh, depending on the situation, I might have to unveil my other secret technique as well.
If he has the balls to have shadow seicross on the toilet in the apartment of a woman he doesn't even know that well,
then he might actually lose his virginity soon.
Pick out one of the many exotic urination techniques in this thread and try putting it into practice tomorrow.
Btw, how come the second squirt of pee you push out always flies the farthest?
This! I was just thinking of that thread too!
I hope it was something like your piss bouncing off the toilet bowl, flying out through the window and hitting the face of a girl on the sports ground.
Dramatic!! All of America cried!!wwwwwwww
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That's a legendary threadw
I wish Molester would post pics and live commentary from Miss Undie's restroom too.
Fucking lol.
Let me explain!
The "Long-distance Shooting Technique" is completely different from ordinary long-distance pissing techniques!!
With ordinary long-distance pissing techniques, you start off right in front of the toilet bowl,
then gradually distance yourself from it and head back to the bowl when you start to run out of piss.
They're beginner-friendly techniques that are meant to introduce you to the art of long-distance pissing.
The "Long-distance Shooting Technique", however, requires you to already start at the maximum distance from the toilet bowl
and shoot a stream powerful enough to reach the bowl from the beginning. It's truly the most amazing of all secret techniques!!
You can't relax at the end either. You're not allowed to move a step and have to stand still as a mountain for the entire duration of the act.
People who were lucky enough to witness the feat are said to have exclaimed "MOUNT FUJI!"...
This is from a different thread, but do you mean something like this?
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Molester ain't got nothing on the Manneken Pis. Boy's been doing that shit for centuries.
Wouldn't it be better to shoot your stream while pulling on your dick like you're drawing a sword?
I feel like it would make it fly really far.
but if you have to take a piss at her place, do it sitting down.
If the figure in the image pulls it off from that distance without moving an inch from start to finish, yes.
The "Long-distance Shooting Technique" is a fixed-artillery type of technique.
it'd probably be most effective to piss while spinning super fast.
It's good manners to do it sitting while peeking into the sanitary bin.
Don't worry, when you see her toilet seat cover with the cute color, you won't even think of doing something like that.
Not even a cute toilet seat cover can make my determination waver.
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It burns like hell when you force pee out while you're still hard right after masturbating though.
I was drunk once and didn't notice the seat was down,
and since I'd already started peeing, I couldn't suddenly stop.
I was so scared I'd get piss all over the seat...
Depending on your erection, you might have to adjust the angle if you don't want to hit your own face or the ceiling.
to masturbate and then attempt long-distance pissing right after that!!?
Seems like the Akiba thing has somehow worked itself out in the end.
I'm glad, I'm really glad.
I could easily extend that into a four-hit combo by following up with pooping and farting!!
I'm glad, I'm really glad. ヽ(´A`)ﾉ
Right. Better get some good rest and clear your mind before you head out!
I'm still working, so I can't go to bed yet... orz
Man, I wish I didn't have to work the late night shift tomorrow.
Hmm... Looks like we won't reach 950 posts until tomorrow.
Kansai said she'll give me a call first, so there's no danger of oversleeping.
I'll make sure to set an alarm too just in case...
Good night!!
Good night.
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Good morning. Just woke up and read all new posts,
but Molester, the fuck are you doing? Get some sleep, you idiot.
That's all I wanted to say. I'm going back to sleep. Don't fuck it up.
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He's saying that the people complaining haven't even seen the real thing.
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I see. I thought he meant himself. My bad.
I can't believe I have to go to work even though DQ is coming out today.
Good morning, you guys.
ミ( ∀ )彡 Have a crabulous day!
Good morning, guys. Wrenching happens to be my specialty. I can even make cowlings for cars from scratch.
I hope Molester goes berserk again today.
Alright, it's time for a pic dump!! (Even though this isn't the thread for this.)
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Ahh, I agree with this.
It would greatly increase his chances of getting invited into her room too.
(Though I'm sure they'll at least offer him a cup of tea even if he doesn't bring them anything.)
There's no such thing as a girl who doesn't like cakes.
He could get one from a nearby Cozy Corner or something.
Even if he bought 4 or 5, it shouldn't be more than 2000 yen. Just think of it as an apology gift.
(↑ But don't say a word about this, obviously.)
but as a general rule, always buy one for each person plus one.
How about the red swamp crayfish?
He'll probably get a call soon.
Wonder if they'll come pick him up again.
Prepare to start the new thread.
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Crabs a lot.
But the part number is wrongw
Anal sex sex!!
Hello, hello. Hey, hey.
I'm having so much fun. ...no, not really. I'm more depressed than anything.
And another new day beginsssssss.
Another boring day beginsssssssssss. Yay, yay! Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
Want me to show you how it feels like you're better off dead? Nah, let's not.
Sorry for getting carried away.
I just, I just... I just want someone to become friends with me. Please.
No way, right? Ah, I'm sorry. I know I'm being creepy. I'm really sorry. I take it all back.
No, I'm not normally like this, you know? Seriously.
......yes. I wouldn't like it either if someone did it to me. I'm sorry.
I won't do it again. No, I really won't do it again.
No, my parents have nothing to do with this! Could you please not call them?
I'm going to have ramen at Chibaya again during lunch break todayw
Oh, I guess it's not really lunch break since I'm already finished with work for today.
Ahh, can't wait to eat my favorite ramen again.
Wouldn't Molester normally post something before heading out?
What if he's still asleep?
So sound asleep that he didn't hear Kansai's calls...?
Thanks.
I'm really sorry, but I made a new thread with the correct part number.
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 20
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101519469/
I was thinking the same thing, or he got up so late that he didn't have any time to post anything.
Nah, I don't think that's the case.
I'm sure he slept in, got woken up by a phone call and had to leave in a hurry.
And she saw his morning tent.
I bet he slept in and Kansai had to come pick him up.
ttp://www.geocities.jp/m_450/t108.rm
Can't play it.
Click on the link on the upper left:
ttp://www.geocities.jp/m_450/
I can play it.
GJ.
It's a pretty good video.
Is that Fukada Kyoko...?
I enjoyed it.
Let's tighten some nuts while we're waiting for OP.
I wonder if Kansai just didn't have any male friends who could help her. Or maybe they all live too far away?
He was the guy who was there with them when they bought the lock.
And maybe they didn't want to tell any more people about the stalker thing?
It took me 133 seconds the first time because I didn't know how to tighten the nut.
Let's give it another try now that I've figured out the controlsw
I'll take a few pics toowwww for the people who don't know what it looks likewwwwww
Whoawwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I still haven't figured it out. How do you do it?
All you have to do is move the mouse in a circle around the nut.
There's no need to click (or drag the mouse).
Just move it around the nut.
It seems like the nut won't move if it's not a perfect circle.
Gotcha.
Yes, I managed to do it under a minutew
Have a safe trip!
It might be crowded today because of the nice weather.
Maybe you'll have a wonderful encounter too.
Wow, you're fast.
You must be good at using a mouse.
Holy crap!!
Looks like we're the only ones playing the game though...
I have to admit it's quite addictivew I'll play another round after a short break.
It's not a good time, but I feel like it's a rare time.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101519469/
↑ This is the right one.
Wow.
Why is everyone so fast at this...?
Let me try raising my mouse sensitivity.
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