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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 20

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:37:49 ID:UuQgo7rc
1 : VIPPER [sage] : 04/11/25 11:14:58 ID:zkqQtG+b
1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
     Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
     The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
     And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.


It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 19
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101393481/

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>>950 starts the next thread.


There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
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http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403/

2 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:41:57 ID:3dLo5950
Crabs a lot.

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:42:14 ID:UuQgo7rc
Apologies to 950 from the previous thread.
I figured it'd be better to make a new thread to avoid confusion later on.

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:43:39 ID:smqyRnH1
Crabs.

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:49:28 ID:X7rMIHd5
Thanks.

6 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:52:14 ID:qjdhtGZF
Thanks.




You forgot to remove the first line thoughw



We just can't seem to get the OP right latelyw

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:55:19 ID:/uT1DZxc
>>1
Crabs a lot.

Since the thread always grinds to a halt right before >>950 anyway, we should post the adapted template before that.

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:58:44 ID:UuQgo7rc
May you find happiness, Glasses...

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9 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 10:59:52 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>7
Good idea.

1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
     Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
     The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
     And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.


It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 20
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101519469/

Templates omitted.
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
↑ Go here for a summary of the threads.


>>950 starts the next thread.


There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403/

↑ Like this.

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 11:01:16 ID:3dLo5950
>>9
It's decided then.

11 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:23:37 ID:qjdhtGZF
Here's the link to the next thread:

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101519469/
↑This is the right one.

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:24:24 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>11
Sorry. Meant to post it in the previous thread.

Please ignore it.

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:28:00 ID:1stPguEe
In any case, crab you very much.

14 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:30:04 ID:iUkazoJ6
I finished the nut game in 13.07 on my third try. It's super easy.

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:33:18 ID:Iu1wmogb
Well, I got 11.92 on my first try.

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:33:21 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>14
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                  You're just picking on me now, aren't you!!!

17 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:38:20 ID:3dLo5950
Alright, new personal record: 12.06

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 12:45:24 ID:/uT1DZxc
Shit, can't play the game at work...
I wanna tighten some nuts too!!

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:01:59 ID:lBBhVQkQ
I got 11.554.
I bet I can do it in under 10 seconds if I tried. It's easy.

20 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:09:30 ID:3dLo5950
>>ID:qjdhtGZF
You should try a bit harder!!

21 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:11:55 ID:18BMd746
>>225
Speaking of which, I don't know my cell phone number or e-mail address by heart. ( ´∀`)
I've never had to tell someone my number nor have I ever received any e-mails (excluding spam) ever since I created my e-mail account.
The only contacts in my phonebook are family members.

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:12:18 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>20
I already gave up...
You guys are on a completely different level.

I just can't break the impenetrable 52-second barrier. ToT


Tell me. Is it because of my mouse? It's because my mouse isn't good, right?

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:13:07 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>21
Now I'm curious which thread this was meant to be posted in...
Let me look for it. (As if.)

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:15:34 ID:qjdhtGZF
It says I did it in 54.43499999.

Is this a rare time too?

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:33:21 ID:/uT1DZxc
Still nothing from Molester... I wonder what happened...

26 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:35:16 ID:qkql+zmd
Ahh, when I imagine how he's taking in the sweet scent in Miss Understanding's room and
having a fun conversation with Kansai and the girls right now, I feel like killing myself.

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:42:07 ID:/uT1DZxc
If he left without posting anything,
he must have overslept and Kansai had to come pick him up.

Or his phone didn't ring and he's still sleeping...?

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:43:53 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>1
Crab Shabu-shabu.
I hope Molester isn't tightening nuts but getting gang-raped by the girls right now.

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:44:30 ID:mubpgOK2
Just got up.
Good morning, guys. ノシ

Let me just ask without a clue: Is Molester screwing them right now?

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:51:11 ID:/uT1DZxc
>>29
Let me answer your question without a clue: The only thing getting screwed by Molester right now is the keyhole of Miss Understanding's door.

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 13:51:27 ID:qjdhtGZF
Brb taking a siesta.

Wake me up when Molester's back.

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 14:05:42 ID:pNTYaZza
What the hell happened? I come back from my siesta and VIP is full of random anime threads.

33 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 14:12:55 ID:LYsDHeHh
9.758999999
Yes! I did it!

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 14:22:43 ID:UgF3uzo2
The party is tonight, huh?

35 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 14:26:37 ID:eR4aBfAV
The fastest time of the nut game is reaching impossible levels.

36 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 15:34:13 ID:tBqq8DPw
I must say I'm always amazed at how single-minded you guys can be even at the most pointless things.
I suppose the key to enjoying life lies in one's ability to get completely absorbed in such pointless things.


37 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 15:52:36 ID:FfYiRQlE
>>36
You're trying to make it seem like you're any different in your post,
but you're one of us too! m9(^Д^)

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 15:57:50 ID:tBqq8DPw
>>37
Of course.
I too love pointless things. I wouldn't be posting here if I didn't.
Brb taking an afternoon nap.

39 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 16:23:14 ID:q6ZkiBw6
Good morning, guys.

I was going to head out at 9am, but ended up oversleeping. Well, it'd be more precise to say, I woke up at 10am and went back to sleep.

Now, let's try playing the nut game counter-clockwise. For some reason, it takes me twice as long than doing it clockwise.

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 16:47:57 ID:qjdhtGZF
Good morning for the second time today.

Molester is still not back, huh...

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:16:25 ID:GgJMEiVK
Molester hasn't posted anything and he has to work a 10pm shift tonight, so...

1. He's sleeping
2. He's still with Miss Undie, Kansai and Butler.
3. He's screwing.

Which one is it?

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:18:44 ID:UuQgo7rc
4. He's not finished writing his report.

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:21:49 ID:FfYiRQlE
5. He's committing charcoal-burning suicide.

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:24:19 ID:OSKVFqb7
6. He got kidnapped by the stalker.

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:35:49 ID:q6ZkiBw6
7. He got arrested.

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:43:14 ID:qjdhtGZF
Maybe this is what happened.
It's like >>42, but he already came home in the afternoon and
was sulking in bed because he somehow fucked it up again.

Then, he got up at 4pm and checked the thread, but after seeing how everyone was busy playing the nut game,
he didn't feel like posting anymore. So he took a bath instead, typed out his whole report in notepad,
and is now looking for the right time to post it, maybe?

47 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:47:33 ID:vYgpKfm3
He's busy playing Dragon Quest, so he can't be assed to post right now.

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:49:02 ID:ImBMZIOe
He better have a funny reason like "It was already past noon when I woke up." or something.

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:52:49 ID:q6ZkiBw6
He'll seriously get stoned to death if he fucked up something again.

There's been more and more people who are pissed at everything he says and does lately.

You can't just write everything off as Molester QUALITY.



50 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:56:00 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>47
My wife said she'd go buy DQ for me.
I could play it as soon as I get home, but I can't head home because I want to see what'll happen in this thread...

Molester, post your report already!

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 17:56:46 ID:ApNSAUD1
Doesn't Molester watch Gundam SEED Destiny?
The new episode will be on air in a bit.

52 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:25:10 ID:mubpgOK2
Huh? Why is Molester still not back?

Gasp!! Don't tell me he really did what he was talking about yesterday...

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:25:42 ID:mubpgOK2
                           
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54 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:29:40 ID:bszlbiz9
I happen to be at Loli's place right now.

55 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:30:49 ID:9dqqMw3Q
>>54
Huh.

56 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:30:53 ID:GJyc7+0U
He's here─wwヘ√レvv~(゚∀゚)─wwヘ√レvv~─ !!

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:31:06 ID:+x69NYEF
>>54
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

58 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:31:41 ID:bszlbiz9
And Loli happens to be taking a shower right now...

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:31:53 ID:9dqqMw3Q
>>58
Huh.

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:32:33 ID:Kavdph9Q
Whoawwwwwwwwww

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:32:48 ID:GJyc7+0U
Please elaborate.

62 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:33:24 ID:bszlbiz9
I don't want to sound conceited and it'd be embarrassing as fuck if it's my misunderstanding, but...

is she asking for it?

63 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:33:35 ID:Kavdph9Q
Just tell us if you're going to do it or notwww

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:33:56 ID:gQGKOzYV
Do it! Do it!

65 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:34:22 ID:EVtfXy0m
How should I know? I'm a virgin.

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:34:31 ID:Kavdph9Q
You have to tell us what's going on first or we won't be able to help you, idiot.
Plus, people take showers. Don't jump to conclusions.

67 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:34:32 ID:GgJMEiVK
Wait, why is she taking a shower?
Is it time to say goodbye to your virginity?

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:34:37 ID:9dqqMw3Q
Are you posting from your cell phone? You're a god if you're posting from Loli's PCw

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:35:12 ID:Kavdph9Q
Serious reply:
If she asks you if you want to take a shower too, do it.

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:35:53 ID:qjdhtGZF
Just when I was off cheating on OP with the Dragon Quest thread,
Molester came back━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!


How did you end up in that situation in the first place?
If you don't explain that first, we won't know what you're talking about!

71 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:36:18 ID:bszlbiz9
She said she'd return my shirt, so I tagged along, but she's making it kind of hard to leave..
And now I'm stuck here.

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:36:19 ID:GJyc7+0U
Sit down right next to Loli on her bed or sofa.
If she doesn't get up to move away from you,












SHE'S GIVING YOU THE GREEN LIGHT FOR SEICROSS.

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:37:07 ID:9dqqMw3Q
She's totally asking for itwww Pfffw Pfffwwww

74 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:37:33 ID:bszlbiz9
After watching Gundam, she said she'd take a shower and went into the bathroom.

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:37:35 ID:Kavdph9Q
I know it's insensitive, but it'd be funny if you asked her if she's asking for it.

76 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:37:44 ID:ApNSAUD1
Please elaborate on why she's taking a shower.

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:37:57 ID:9dqqMw3Q
You watched Gundam together?

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:38:08 ID:Kavdph9Q
What are you waiting for? Charge into her bathroom!

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:38:13 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>71
I don't know all the details, but I think I got the gist of it.


But even if she's asking for it, it'd be way too careless to make a move now.
There'd be no going back after that.

80 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:38:14 ID:8I9eJEC3
>>74
Why are you watching Gundam with her?w

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:38:18 ID:GgJMEiVK
Why do I feel like there's something fishy about Loli...
Well, if you're in Loli's apartment and she's taking a shower, then she's definitely asking for it.
She's after your virginity, Molester. You're at a crossroads. Do you go down the Kansai/Miss Understanding route or the Loli route?

82 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:39:09 ID:bszlbiz9
Please tell me, Chikane, what should I do?

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:39:48 ID:WMZ5HJwj
What happened to Kansai and Miss Understanding?

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:39:53 ID:qjdhtGZF
Okay, read carefully now, Molester.

You could easily have seicross with Loli now...
But is that really okay?

What will you say to Kansai?
What about Miss Undie?



85 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:40:26 ID:ApNSAUD1
>>82
You're going to get raped!
Get out of there!

86 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:41:02 ID:8I9eJEC3
>>82
Ahhh, man! Why did you have to show up now!?
I was about to head to a mixer!
And now I don't want to go because I wanna know what happened so bad!!!!!!

87 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:41:10 ID:bszlbiz9
I don't know what to do about my part-time shift... I can't get any sleep here, so I guess I'll just call in sick today.

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:41:31 ID:qjdhtGZF
You can have seicross anytime once you got a girlfriend.
You've worked too hard to get this far to waste it all now.

If having seicross with Loli is what you really want, then go ahead.
But do it after asking her out properly.

Don't do it on the spur of the moment.
You can forget about Kansai and Miss Undie if you do.

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:42:01 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>82
It's the decision of your lifetime.
If you do it with Loli, you won't be a virgin anymore and she might become your girlfriend.
If you don't, your life will stay the same. You don't know if you'll ever get a chance like this again.
Will you follow your heart or will you give in to lust? It's up to you to decide.

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:42:12 ID:FuEOhw1L
If you do it, it'll all be over.
What are you going to do about Kansai?


91 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:42:29 ID:Kavdph9Q
I don't see a problem. Just do it.
There's no guarantee you'll get to do it with Kansai.

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:43:14 ID:sPIesJM6
If it was me, I'd do it with Loli if possible.

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:43:33 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>87
Tell her you have to go to work and turn her down politely.

And I'm not saying this because I'm envious of you having seicross or something.
I'm saying this because I want you to become happy.

I don't want this to be the result of what we've been working so hard for until now.

94 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:43:34 ID:UlV2ugBs
Wow, this is another godly turn of events. (*゚∀゚)=3 huff puff

95 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:43:40 ID:bszlbiz9
And it'd be embarrassing if it was just my misunderstanding too...

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:44:00 ID:FuEOhw1L
It's like we're the angel and the devil on Molester's shoulders.

Tell her you have to go to work!

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:44:20 ID:8I9eJEC3
>>87
Resist the urge to have seicross.
It'd be okay to do it if you could act like nothing had changed after doing it,
but you couldn't do that, could you?
That's why you shouldn't do it.

98 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:44:54 ID:JMuHetCs
Wasn't there a saying about how it's shameful to reject a woman?

If you think Loli isn't mental, then you should be grateful and help yourself.
But if she turns out to be mental, you might end up at the bottom of Tokyo Bay...

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:44:57 ID:UlV2ugBs
It's shameful for a man to reject the advances of a woman.

100 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:45:08 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>95
She wouldn't take a shower if she thought of you as a friend.
She's definitely asking for it.

Write a note and leave before she gets out of the shower.

"Sorry, I had to leave because I have a shift tonight..."
Write this on the note.

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:45:13 ID:9dqqMw3Q
Dude, you can't turn her down after letting her take a shower, alright? You should have done so before that.
Don't you ever humiliate a woman like that. Seriously.

102 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:45:15 ID:UlV2ugBs
>>98
LOL. Where should we have the funeral?

103 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:45:28 ID:Kavdph9Q
>>95
Tell her you have to go to work,
then pretend you're leaving
and see how she reacts.

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:45:40 ID:FuEOhw1L
If things get really bad,

tell her you like Kansai.

Use it as your last resort.

105 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:46:17 ID:bszlbiz9
Reading and posting from a cell phone is such a pain.

106 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:46:18 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>101
He doesn't have a choice.

Molester is in love with Kansai.

If he doesn't turn Loli down now, he'll lose Kansai forever, you know?

107 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:47:07 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>105
You don't have to post anything, just make sure to read all our posts.
Then decide for yourself afterwards.


But let me stress one more time that it'd be wiser to go home now without doing anything.

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:47:13 ID:GgJMEiVK
Going by Molester's posts, I bet he didn't bring any condoms, so we're talking about doing it raw. RAW.
There's no way Molester could turn her down. But well, if she comes on too strong, why don't you be honest and tell her you like Kansai?

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:47:36 ID:n6ty0IS/
No way. No fucking way.
She either doesn't see you as a man at all,
or she's asking for it. She must be asking for itw

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:47:54 ID:FuEOhw1L
Molester's mental state must be a lot like the state of this thread right now.

Don't do it!

111 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:47:58 ID:qjdhtGZF
Right.
That's right.

If Loli won't listen, tell her that you like Kansai!

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:48:09 ID:TJAodOrN





 YOU SAID YOU'D HAVE SEICROSS WITH HER IF POSSIBLE!

113 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:48:38 ID:ApNSAUD1
If you do something now, Kansai will hate your guts.

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:49:01 ID:9dqqMw3Q
If you don't do something now, the VIPPERs will hate your guts.

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:49:09 ID:n6ty0IS/
Let me be straight with you.
Kansai said she doesn't do maintenance on her bike,
so she must be seeing a guy even if she denied it at the family restaurant.
If Loli was asking me, I'd do it.

116 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:49:50 ID:k/0uXRDK
It's way more fun to have seicross with someone you like!
You should think it through carefully.

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:50:00 ID:Kavdph9Q
So, does Loli like you, Molester?
If that's the case,
it would explain why she came to your place the other day and why the e-mail conversations with her were so awkward.

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:50:04 ID:qjdhtGZF
Resist the urge.
I keep repeating myself, but there'll be lots of opportunities to have seicross, so don't worry about that.

That's why you should have your first time with the woman you love.

119 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:50:18 ID:bszlbiz9
She seems to have finished showering. I think she's changing right now.

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:50:32 ID:n6ty0IS/
Wait, confessing his feelings for Kansai already?
I don't know about that. I feel like it's going to ruin everything.


121 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:50:47 ID:UlV2ugBs
If he doesn't do it now, he might get in a traffic accident on his way to his part-time job and die a virgin.

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:50:51 ID:GgJMEiVK
She should be getting out of the shower anytime now...
I wonder how he'll decide. If it was me, I'd probably do it.

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:50:55 ID:9dqqMw3Q



"I guess I'll take a shower too then..."



124 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:51:04 ID:qjdhtGZF
I'm not denying the possibility that Loli really likes Molester and him coming to like her back too.


All I'm saying is, don't do it NOW!

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:51:05 ID:g7mSEqs5
1. She lured him to her place by telling him she'd return his shirt but won't let him leave and is taking a shower now? She's 100% asking for it.

The rest is up to how you feel, Molester.

126 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:51:28 ID:bszlbiz9
>>115
I never noticed...

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:51:47 ID:qjdhtGZF
Say you're going to work and get out of there!





(I'm being so desperate right now... orz)

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:51:49 ID:n6ty0IS/
Are you retarded? You don't have a choice but to do it!
Aren't you a virgin? It's time to change it.
Did you really watch Gundam with her?

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:51:54 ID:Kavdph9Q


  OKAY, IT'S NOW TIME FOR THE VIPPERS TO START WORRYING ENDLESSLY.




130 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:52:24 ID:9dqqMw3Q


   SEICROSS!! START!!!



131 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:52:58 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>126
What does that matter right now!? Even if it did, there's no proof that she's actually seeing someone!
Calm down!

132 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:53:16 ID:n6ty0IS/
For starters, take the day off.
Even if you don't do it with her, you can still spend time with her.
Ask her out to dinner or something!


133 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:53:18 ID:TLO6FNFq
If it was me, I'd fuck her.

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:53:46 ID:i00pfQgR
I wouldn't.

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:53:52 ID:qjdhtGZF
If you were some nameless guy, it'd be okay.

But you're Molester, you know?
Is this what we've all been working so hard for up to this point?

Were we hoping for this kind of ending?

136 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/27 18:54:04 ID:bszlbiz9
That's right, she must have a boyfriend who does maintenance on her bike for her.

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:54:09 ID:Kavdph9Q
If it was me, I'd get fucked by her.

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:54:26 ID:g7mSEqs5
I don't see a problem with doing it. In fact, the sooner you get rid of your virginity the better.
What if you turned her down to act all cool and couldn't do it with any girl in the end? Now that'd be really lame.

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:54:41 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>136
Don't get all insecure on us now!


140 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:54:47 ID:JMuHetCs
Make sure to check if she's mental or not first!

141 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:54:47 ID:Kavdph9Q
>>136
Looks like you found yourself a convenient excuse.

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:54:58 ID:9dqqMw3Q
Enough, guys! The only option left in Molester's brain is to have seicross!!

143 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:55:20 ID:n6ty0IS/
>>136
That's a fair assumption. Do it.

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:55:25 ID:5lwAKKSi
Don't let all these virgins mislead you!
Don't get hasty now!!

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:55:33 ID:FuEOhw1L
Hey, Molester, why are you getting all nervous now? We don't know anything for sure yet!
Calm down.


146 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:56:07 ID:N/+hiPH1
I was playing DQ thinking to myself "Wow, Jessica's got the hugest boobs. I bet Loli's are about the same size..." when I opened this thread...


      WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD? AW SHIT!!

147 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:56:21 ID:qjdhtGZF
What does it matter if Kansai has a boyfriend or not right now?

You're just trying to justify wanting to have seicross so bad.
I'm going to be honest. Don't do it.

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:56:21 ID:Ph56ljU+
Hiroyuki said oopsie again.

454 Name:Hiroyuki@AdminGuy ★ Date:04/11/27 12:36:08 ID:???
Oopsie.

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:56:22 ID:Kavdph9Q
Her birth certificate doesn't say male, does it?w

150 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:56:43 ID:TLO6FNFq
Crap, I wish I didn't have to go to my gf's place right now.

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:56:57 ID:UlV2ugBs
>>148
(‘∀‘ ) That's Mr. Oopsie for you.

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:57:03 ID:aNB9A1ZH
If this goes on, this is going to be just like in the relationship chart we made, isn't it?

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:57:41 ID:g7mSEqs5
Looks like Loli wasn't kidding when she said everyone's frantically looking for a Christmas date right now.

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:57:41 ID:mubpgOK2
I-I-I-I-I-I'm so late!!

Noooo!!
Is this really happening!!?
Now I regret posting all that stupid shit earlier...

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:58:04 ID:n6ty0IS/
Isn't it her way of making up for puking in her sleep?
Why don't you just become friends with benefits with her?

156 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:58:20 ID:9dqqMw3Q
(゚Д゚ ) I'm so jelly.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:58:33 ID:GgJMEiVK
I went back and reread Loli's e-mails.
She does seem like she's got a crush on Molester.
Knowing how weak-willed Molester is, I bet they're already screwing right now.

158 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:58:34 ID:N/+hiPH1
I have this sinking feeling that Loli has a thing for Molester...

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:58:43 ID:qjdhtGZF
Let's be real, seicross is really overrated.
When it comes to pure physical pleasure, you're better off doing it with an onahole.
What I'm trying to say is, it's all about the psychological part of it.

I want you to do it with the woman you love, Molester.
Don't make the same mistake I did.



160 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:59:02 ID:FuEOhw1L
Seriously though, what are you going to do?

Also, leave Kansai out of this. No matter how you decide, don't blame it on the Kansai in your imagination.

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:59:42 ID:g7mSEqs5
I don't know about crush, but her e-mails did make it seem like she was checking him out.

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 18:59:44 ID:vSu3JuFI
Whoa, whoa, whoa, how did it come to this?

163 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:00:04 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>155
Being friends with benefits with Loli Jugs must be fucking great.

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:00:18 ID:qjdhtGZF
Molester stopped posting.
I wonder what happened.

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:00:27 ID:k/0uXRDK
For now, don't do it yet.
Try to find out if she's really asking for it over dinner first and then do it!

166 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:00:33 ID:9dqqMw3Q
  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄○ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
           O 。
                 , ─ヽ
________    /,/\ヾ\   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|__|__|__|_   __((´∀`\ )< ......and then I woke up from my dream.
|_|__|__|__ /ノへゝ/'''  )ヽ  \_________
||__|        | | \´-`) / 丿/
|_|_| 从.从从  | \__ ̄ ̄⊂|丿/
|__|| 从人人从. | /\__/::::::|||
|_|_|///ヽヾ\  /   ::::::::::::ゝ/||


167 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:00:42 ID:g7mSEqs5
He must be playing with her jugs right now.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:00:52 ID:UlV2ugBs
Issuing a new command to all our Funnels.

Head to Loli's place asap.

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:01:12 ID:mubpgOK2
Molester stopped posting...



HE MIGHT BE SCREWING HER RIGHT NOW!

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:01:14 ID:JMuHetCs
I doubt Molester has any of the skills necessary to keep Loli at bay to be just friends with benefits with her though.

171 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:01:18 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>159
Masturbation only stimulates your peepee.
Seicross stimulates your entire body.


172 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:01:35 ID:BqfvFwrJ
How did this happen???
Can't even play DQ8 in peace without missing out on everything...

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:02:17 ID:qjdhtGZF
I hope I've gotten my point across by now, but just to be sure...


I'm not the type to turn down a woman's advances either.
But I really want a happy ending for you, Molester.

Is it selfish of me to want these threads to end on a high note?

174 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/27 19:02:40 ID:EZKb64Ad
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:03:16 ID:ajR7jaoq
Any experts ITT who can analyze and explain what's going on in Loli Jugs' head!?
Why is she doing this!?

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:03:18 ID:g7mSEqs5
Isn't the real happy ending for Molester to have seicross with every girl if possible?

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:03:47 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>173
Yeah, it's very selfish of you.



178 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:04:14 ID:3BE2N9Mi
119 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 [] Date:04/11/27 18:50:18 ID:bszlbiz9
She seems to have finished showering. I think she's changing right now.



They're probably already doing it right now. Ooku is on TV right now,
and I think I now know how the shogun's retainers must have felt when the shogun spent the night in the women's quarters. orz

179 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:04:29 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>174
My heart is going ba-dump ba-dump too!

But I hate how OP's trying to use Kansai as an excuse right now.

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:04:39 ID:g7mSEqs5
I doubt he'll post again in the next two hours or so.

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:04:51 ID:Kavdph9Q
No, I think having seicross now is the only happy ending left for him.

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:05:00 ID:UlV2ugBs
When does his shift start again?

183 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:05:36 ID:n6ty0IS/
Well, just wait till Loli finds out what Molester's into...

184 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:05:51 ID:mubpgOK2
There's no way a woman would suddenly want to do it with Molester out of the blue.

Or am I supposed to believe that Loli got aroused after seeing Molester's amazing spanner skills?

185 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:05:52 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>182
10pm if I remember correctly.

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:06:18 ID:vSu3JuFI
Hey, what if he miraculously ends up having seicross with Loli?
Will it be the end of this thread?
Will we all have to part ways too?

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:06:23 ID:Kavdph9Q
Okay, why don't we try to guess how many times Molester is going to do it today?

My guess is 3 times + 1 head.

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:06:33 ID:UlV2ugBs
>>185
Thanks. Three hours should be more than enough time.

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:06:37 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>186
Depends on what Molester wants.

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:06:54 ID:n6ty0IS/
Eh? Why would the thread end?
I'm sure they'd go on. Molester could never handle Loli all by himself.

191 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:07:04 ID:Kavdph9Q
>>183
They watched Gundam together, she should be fine.

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:07:25 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>187
I want him to go for some titty-fucking.


193 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:07:37 ID:FuEOhw1L
It's all over if he does it.

194 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:07:56 ID:g7mSEqs5
Whatever he does, I bet it's going to end in a creampie.

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:08:07 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>186
It's up to Molester to decide.


Call me selfish, but I love you guys.
I wanted the thread to have a good ending.

But I guess it's Molester who decides what a good ending means...

What have I been doing this last month...

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:08:11 ID:JMuHetCs
If he does it now, he might lose both Kansai and his part-time job, huh?
(Not that Kansai was ever his to begin with.)

197 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:08:23 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>183
She watched Gundam with him and knows about what happened in Akihabara too, so I don't think she has something against otaku.
Besides, I feel like Loli is simply attracted to Molester's earnest personality.

198 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:08:40 ID:ajR7jaoq
Oh man...
Why must reality be so disappointing...

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:09:24 ID:mubpgOK2
>>53-54
It's so depressing to see my dumb post on top of Molester's. orz

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:09:27 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>197
My face when I read the second line: EEEEE(´д`)HHHHH

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:09:48 ID:g7mSEqs5
Seeing how he still hasn't posted anything, it's pretty much confirmed that they're already at it, so we should be thinking about what he should do next.
The question is how to approach Loli, and, more importantly, Miss Undie and Kansai, from now on.

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:09:54 ID:n6ty0IS/
Don't tell me Loli used cosplay... to seduce him.

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:10:15 ID:8QoNjiyl
By now, he should be ejaculating prematurely from getting head for the first time in his life.

204 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:10:34 ID:vYgpKfm3
So it was all made-up, huh?
I guess Molester wanted to play the new Dragon Quest in peace.
 
I knew it sounded too much like something a virgin would come up with.

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:10:55 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>204
GJ.

206 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:10:57 ID:0DYlJ8sy
I bet he nutted the instant he put it in.

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:11:19 ID:Kavdph9Q
Honestly, I can't imagine Molester being in a normal relationship with a woman.

ノシ

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:11:52 ID:qjdhtGZF
I, for one, hope he's still somehow fending off Loli's advances
and hasn't given in yet...


It may lead to Loli never wanting to see him again though...


Ahh!!!!! Why does everything have to be so complicated!!??

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:12:18 ID:+gAvho1Z
You can't drop a bomb like that while Cardcaptor Sakura is on, Molester...

I'm so late. _| ̄|○

210 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:12:34 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>207
Actually, making it this far might have caused him to grow a lot in a short time.
After all, the only thing Molester was lacking was self-confidence.

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:12:41 ID:Mmnj5znD
 

I'm sorry, but

       MOLESTER IS HAVING SEICROSS RIGHT NOW.




Please try again later...



212 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:13:16 ID:vYgpKfm3
OP, make sure to keep the thread going until my copy of Dragon Quest arrives, at least, okay?

213 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:13:26 ID:TLO6FNFq
It'd be funny if Loli really just wanted to take a shower and came out completely dressed, bra and all.
Molester would be like "Huh?"


214 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:13:29 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>201
Why would the VIPPERs help him with that?
I'm not gonna help him clean up the mess he made.
He decided to have seicross, he can deal with the consequences all by himself.

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:13:58 ID:ajR7jaoq
Ehh, is she even asking for it?
Loli's probably just a clean freak and likes to take showers.
She called him cute instead of cool, remember? I bet she doesn't even see him as a guy.

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:14:49 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>214
You say "help him", but the VIPPERs have been just messing around and having fun. I don't see why they shouldn't continue doing so.

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:15:19 ID:N/+hiPH1
Fresh out of the shower, Loli slowly started walking toward Molester.
But while Molester's eyes were glued to Loli's still wet body, his mind was busy thinking about Kansai, the woman he likes.
Should he give in to the kind of carnal desire he had never felt before, or listen to his heart beating for Kansai? Molester was confronted with a big decision...
"Mr. Molester..." Loli whispered.
But her sweet voice didn't reach Molester's ears.
"Look at me..." It was only when Loli dropped the bath towel that Molester woke up from his daze, but the unexpected sight left him utterly speechless...
His heart was screaming "Don't do it!!", but his body refused to listen. Then Molester...

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:15:46 ID:UlV2ugBs
>>215
>"There are more than enough girls who are into cute guys, you know?"

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:16:01 ID:Kavdph9Q
This is fucking yakui.

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:16:14 ID:d2Xfx2CK
If you're a man, you'd have seicross with her.

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:16:17 ID:mubpgOK2
  _  ∩
( ゚∀゚)彡 Tits! Tits!
 ⊂彡


222 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:16:24 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>217
creamed his pants.........

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:16:27 ID:+gAvho1Z
I'm sure it's because it was too hot at Miss Understanding's place! She got herself a new heater this year and got the settings wrong or something!
That's why Loli took a shower... I'm sure that's all...



_| ̄|○

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:16:42 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>216
1. Go for a threesome.
2. Get Loli Jugs to do all kinds of kinky shit. (Post pics if possible.)

I'd take 2 over 1 any daywww
Woohoo! A man can dream!

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:16:42 ID:93HAs4qV
Can I say one thing?

This thread is fucking ANNOYING and doesn't belong here on VIP!
Got it, you fucking inbreds?

226 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:17:21 ID:GgJMEiVK
From the start, Molester's first goal was
TO HAVE SEICROSS WITH A GIRL IF POSSIBLE.
So you could say he achieved his goal just now.

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:17:21 ID:Mmnj5znD
But man, his life is like an erogewwww
It doesn't have any male characters in itwww

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:17:29 ID:ajR7jaoq
>>215
(´・ω・`)

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:17:34 ID:0DYlJ8sy
>>225 sounds like he's really jelly of Molester.

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:17:56 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>215
She said she'd return his shirt, brought him to her apartment, won't let him leave, watched anime with him and then took a shower.
You really think she's not asking for it?

>>225
You're not a VIPPER, are you?

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:18:17 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>226
Well, his next goal is to have a foursome with the girls then...

232 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:18:25 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>217
When I got nearer, I noticed that something about Loli seemed off.

Me: "What's wrong?"
Loli: "..."
Me: "?"

As she didn't answer, I turned away from her and towards her bed.
What I saw then was...

Teacher T missing his head.

I panicked and tried to turn around, but felt a strong blow to my head.
With the last of my fading consciousness, I understood everything.

(I see, so it was you.)


233 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:18:45 ID:n6ty0IS/
The only problem is, Molester isn't into big boobs...
If I was in that situation, I swear... ヽ(`Д´)ノ

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:19:17 ID:+gAvho1Z
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:19:34 ID:g7mSEqs5
He can say he prefers flat chests all he wants, but none of that shit will matter when he sees a set of jugs bouncing right in front of his eyes for the first time.

236 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:19:34 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>233
Don't worry, after this, Molester will be a titfucking addict.
Scratch that, he'll be a titfucking master...

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:20:09 ID:qjdhtGZF
I didn't want him to do it......


But I guess he really is doing it right now.
To think it'd end like this...

238 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:20:15 ID:N/+hiPH1
I want to take a bath, but is this a good time for it?
He's not going to be like "Hey, I'll post a pic of Loli's boobs and delete it in 10 seconds!" while I'm afk, is he?

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:20:29 ID:ajR7jaoq
>>230
It does seem like she's asking for it when you put it like that...
But she's not!
Because having seicross is bad! Don't do it, kids!


240 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:20:32 ID:vYgpKfm3
I'm sorry if it's a stupid question,
but I have to ask.
Do you guys seriously buy into this story?

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:20:41 ID:UlV2ugBs
If he didn't do it, he should have left her apartment and gotten home by now.
But he still hasn't posted anything, so I guess he must have done it... I'm so jelly.

242 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:20:42 ID:vSu3JuFI
Maybe Loli is actually a super lonely maneater
who uses her looks and oversized boobs to seduce guys.
Friends, acquaintances, relatives... She lost count of the men she's devoured.

What if she's that kind of girl?

243 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:21:06 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>240
Does anyone take anything seriously on VIP?

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:21:16 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>216
You're right about that.
But where's the fun in helping out a guy who's already found happiness?

245 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:21:19 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>238
It's okay, I'll save the pic and repost it for you.

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:21:21 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>240
Buying into everything no matter how ridiculous. That is VIP QUALITY.
It'd be even better if this was all made-up.

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:22:01 ID:UlV2ugBs
It'd be really bad if VIPPERs started taking shit seriously.

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:22:05 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>240
If you're new to VIP and just want to flaunt how smart you are because you "know" this isn't real, then you should get out. You won't be able to enjoy any threads on VIP with that attitude.

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:22:16 ID:FfYiRQlE
The purpose of this thread from now on:

- Go over all the info we got on Loli so far to find out her identity and send her the logs of this thread.

Did I get it right?

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:22:19 ID:Mmnj5znD
He said Loli was changing. I wonder what kind of clothes she changed into.

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:23:11 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>250
Sweatshirt and sweatpants, probably.

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:23:13 ID:qjdhtGZF
Wait, so puking in her sleep was part of her plan to get Molester into her apartment......?


Loli is terrifying.

253 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:23:27 ID:n6ty0IS/
I want him to take Loli out to Akihabara.

254 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:23:44 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>251
Clothes that are easy to take off... Makes sense.

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:23:52 ID:FuEOhw1L
This isn't the time to be messing around with cute girls. Ignore her, Molester.

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:24:30 ID:MOo7YFwj
This thread makes me wish I was a ronin student or something.
I like to imagine going to some prep school and having a crush on this cute girl in class. I'd have to actually have the balls to make a move on her though...

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:24:50 ID:Mmnj5znD
This thread is so damn unpredictable, you never know what'll happen nextwww

258 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:24:54 ID:n6ty0IS/
She'll only be wrapped in a bathtowel, obviously!!!

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:25:17 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>249
Before that, we have to get Molester to post pics of Loli doing kinky stuff with him.

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:25:59 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>258
Whoawwwwwwwwwww Okaywwwwww
Manwww I can'twwww take it anymorewwwwwww

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:26:03 ID:0DYlJ8sy
This thread makes me want to have intercourse.

262 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:26:21 ID:FfYiRQlE
This must be one of the most intense months in Molester's whole lifew

263 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:26:59 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>250
She comes out wearing the shirt Molester lent her and says "Mr. Molester, here's your shirt." and when Molester is like "Eh, but... you're wearing it."
she goes "Geez, do I have to spell it out for you?" and adds while blushing "...just take it off."

Meh, my imagination is lacking.

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:27:13 ID:qjdhtGZF
Loli was 19, right?

I don't know, man...

I don't know about this one.........

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:28:10 ID:Mmnj5znD
When he got driven into a corner, I bet the only two options Molester could come up with were:

1. Have seicross with Loli
2. Stay a virgin forever

That much is clear.

266 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:28:20 ID:g7mSEqs5
This must be the most roundabout success story I've ever read.

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:28:43 ID:GgJMEiVK
Do you guys think she's still a virgin at the age of 19?
But well, I guess not if she's asking for it...

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:28:48 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>263
Whoawwwwwwwwwwww That'd be the bestwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwww

269 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:28:49 ID:145ypbFR
After staring at each other for what felt like an eternity,
they both leaned forward at the same time and their lips met, softly...

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:29:09 ID:g7mSEqs5
I bet Molester is the only one who's still a virgin in his new group of friends.

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:29:11 ID:FuEOhw1L
I'm so anxious right now.

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:30:06 ID:uNUR2Jy2
>>269
That's from the sister-in-law thread, isn't it?

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:30:34 ID:FfYiRQlE
I hope he describes his first time experience the same way
he describes ramen in his ramen reports.

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:30:42 ID:n6ty0IS/
Miss Understanding might be a virgin too, no?

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:30:54 ID:qjdhtGZF
I don't know......


Kansai and Miss Undie will eventually find out about this, right?
I wonder how they'll react.

I don't even know what to say anymore.

276 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:31:03 ID:Mmnj5znD
Theory: It's a prank and Kansai and Miss Undie are hiding in Loli's closet.

277 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:31:24 ID:d2Xfx2CK
My take is that Loli loves the D.

OP should just give it to her.

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:31:29 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>273
I doubt he'll remember much if it's his first timew

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:31:51 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>276
Hehehehehe. Sorry.

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:31:51 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>275
Molester will just have to use his amazing handling skills to talk them into a foursomewww

Wouldn't that be great?ww

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:31:52 ID:FfYiRQlE
As Molester is sitting on Loli's bed waiting for her, the London Boots guys jump out of the bathroom instead.

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:32:20 ID:d2Xfx2CK
His crotch ratchet will finally find some use, huh?

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:32:30 ID:qjdhtGZF
But damn, he went completely berserk this timew
He really outdid himself.

284 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:32:48 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>274
Nah, girls like her tend to sleep around more than you think.
Surprisingly, Kansai might end up being the one with the least experience with guys.

>>278
He'd be a god if he was thinking about how to describe it during the actw

285 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:33:00 ID:9dqqMw3Q
I can't believe he was stupid enough to ask VIP for advice when he's about to have seicrossw

Well, not like anything we said could have changed anything. Loli would have devoured him either way. ゜+.(・∀・)゜+.゜

286 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:33:07 ID:TLO6FNFq
I want Molester to act like a porn actor and ejaculate all over Loli's face causing her to flip the fuck out.

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:33:14 ID:UlV2ugBs
>>283
If anyone's going berserk, it's Loli this time though.

288 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:34:38 ID:BqfvFwrJ
Okay, jokes aside, if he made it out of her apartment, shouldn't it be about time he posted something?

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:35:07 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>285
His mind was probably made up already.

He completely ignored the posts saying he shouldn't do it
and only replied to the one suggesting Kansai has a boyfriend.

I bet he just wanted someone to give him the push he needed.

Well, I'm a man too, I get it.

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:35:25 ID:uNUR2Jy2
>>275
>I don't know......


>Kansai and Miss Undie will eventually find out about this, right?

No, the girls are so close they might already know.
Loli might have even told Kansai beforehand that she'll try to seduce Molester today.
But well, she could be, of course, secretly making a move on Molester to get a head start,
but I don't see why that'd be neccessary for a low-spec guy like Molester.


291 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:35:29 ID:vSu3JuFI
My vote goes to "They're just having a normal chat."

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:35:29 ID:g7mSEqs5
I bet Molester was apologizing the whole time and Loli had to take the initiative.
She probably had to even put the rubber on for him too.

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:35:43 ID:JIoBwhPu
He's not gonna get all stubborn like he always does and leave without doing anything, is he?
It's gonna be fine, right?asdfgwhjkl;

294 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:36:18 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>288
I think he's doing it.
If he wasn't, he would have posted something already.

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:36:30 ID:MOo7YFwj
>>288
Betting 10,000 perica that he's watching the FNS music festival on TV right now.

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:36:38 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>288
Made it out? No chance.
Molester can't say no to anything. Go back and reread the logs.

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:36:44 ID:qkql+zmd
Loli: "I didn't know you were a virgin, Molester...
   Let me take the lead then since I'm not a virginww"

Too moe. I'm dead. And I want Molester dead now too. He better post pics now.

298 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:37:01 ID:g7mSEqs5
If he lets this opportunity slip by, he's going to be a virgin forever, isn't he?
I never wanted to say this, but there's obviously little hope that he can ever do it with Kansai and Miss Understanding.
At best, he'll get friendzoned.

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:37:47 ID:ImBMZIOe
When did Loli fall for Molester anyway?

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:38:30 ID:d2Xfx2CK
What's so bad about a seicross ending?
I actually prefer this ending since it's more realistic.


Not that a story about a guy getting mistaken for a molester could be realistic anyway.

301 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:38:43 ID:93HAs4qV
Get this annoying ass thread outta here already!
Make you're own Molester Man board or sumthing!
You nutjobs must be fuckn braindead.

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:38:48 ID:aoy4wUyf

     /\⌒ヽ creak creak
    /  /⌒)ノ Ahh! Ahh! <3
  ∧_∧ \ (( ∧_∧
 (; ´Д`))' ))(・∀・ ;)
 /  ⌒ノ ( ⌒ヽ⊂⌒ヽ
.(O   ノ ) ̄ ̄ ̄()__   )
 )_)_) (;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)(_(

303 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:39:14 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>301
So obvious that this guy's from an anime threadwwwww

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:39:18 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>299
She must have already been in love in with him when she looked at Molester with upturned eyes at the family restaurant toys section, right?

That means it must have happened sometime before that.

After the puking incident maybe?

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:39:40 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>301
If you're going to troll, at least check your spelling first.

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:39:52 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>299
I don't think she fell for him. It's more like she's alone, he's just alright, and Christmas is right around the corner.
It might be more accurate to say that she simply picked Molester because she was lonely and he happened to be available.

307 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:39:56 ID:9dqqMw3Q
>>301
Settings -> Hide threads -> Add keyword filter "Molester" -> Ok

That's all you gotta do.

308 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:40:01 ID:ImBMZIOe
He's probably having her vomit onto him right now...

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:40:04 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>304
I got it!
Her puking in her sleep was her marking her territory!

That means, she was already in love with him before the puking.

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:41:21 ID:JIoBwhPu
So jelly. (;´Д`)

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:41:22 ID:g7mSEqs5
I had no idea how slowly time passes when you're waiting for someone to finish having seicross.

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:41:57 ID:iUkazoJ6
Whoawww They're so doing itwww
Taking a shower while the guy you invited over is still there doesn't really leave any doubt.

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:41:59 ID:mubpgOK2
- Chapter 20: "Intentional puking" -
              The end.


- Chapter 21: "Forgotten ratchet" -
   Look forward to it!!

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:42:03 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>309
Before the puking...? When would that even be!?

I have no cluew

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:42:04 ID:9SxnbjQ3
Molester would never do something like that!
He only has eyes for Kansai. Right, Molester!?

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:42:07 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>311
Let's fast-forward to the good part then!!!!!!!!11111111111

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:42:16 ID:n6ty0IS/
My prediction: He couldn't get it up because of lack of sleep and nervousness.

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:43:06 ID:FuEOhw1L
Is it cunnilingus time?

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:43:21 ID:vSu3JuFI
The way I see it, any girl would have been fine, really.
People always make a way too big deal of their first time anyway.

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:43:26 ID:d2Xfx2CK
Loli's the one behind everything.

Miss Undie's stalker is actually Loli too.

Everything was arranged by her.                     Even the crab.

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:43:39 ID:Gm4V1ijJ
I sense impending drama!

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:44:09 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>315
The sight of a real naked body will easily shatter whatever illusions a virgin might have about platonic relationships.

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:44:53 ID:jGlDL88/
Wow, while I was busy levelling in Ragnarok Online, Molester is about to level up like crazy in real life.

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:45:03 ID:qkql+zmd
She's having seicross with him to make up for puking in his bed, isn't she? In other words, it's apology sex.

That's so Japanese!!!

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:45:04 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>318
Haven't seen anyone use that word for it in a while.
I'm sure they're still at the petting phasewwwww

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:45:11 ID:g7mSEqs5
There's a good chance he'll be drowning in self-hatred when tomorrow comes thoughw

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:45:39 ID:qjdhtGZF
I'd be so happy for Molester if Loli was the one he was after.
But I can't be because it feels like he just gave in to lust.

I know how it sounds. I would have done it too if I'd been in his shoes.
But I really didn't want Molester Man to do it.
I keep contradicting myself, but it's just how I feel.

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:46:27 ID:JIoBwhPu
So we can expect a detailed report of seicross with Loli around noon tomorrow?wwwwww Okaywwwwwwwww

329 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:46:50 ID:ImBMZIOe
Did he even have condoms on him?
You can't ejaculate inside her, son!

330 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:46:59 ID:+gAvho1Z
I can see Molester feeling down afterwards no matter if he did it or not.
He'll probably start posting sometime after midnight.

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:47:22 ID:iUkazoJ6
Loli turns out to be the one pulling the strings.

Miss Undie and Kansai show up later and they have a foursome until morning.

When they're done, Molester can't even stand anymore and ends up in the hospital.

I want something equally amazing to happen.

332 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:47:32 ID:jGlDL88/
This is making me hard.

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:47:37 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>327
Wrong. Originally, when he got mistaken for a molester, he was super pissed about it and only decided to meet the girls for one reason.
He wanted to have seicross with them if possible. It was pure lust.

If it started out with lust, it's only natural for it to end with lust too.

334 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:47:37 ID:qkql+zmd
>>327
Are you Molester? Whoawwwwwwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwww

I wanna have seicross with Loli toowwwwwwwwww But I can'twwwwwwwww Whoawwwww

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:47:41 ID:d2Xfx2CK
Guess there was a Loli flag, but we never noticed it.
This might actually be the easiest ending you can get.

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:48:33 ID:aoy4wUyf
I'll leave this here just in case.
つ       。 ◇◎。o.:O☆οo.
       。:゜◎::O☆☆。∂:o゜
       /。○。   ('A`)O◇。☆
     /  ◎| ̄ ̄∪ ̄∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|:◎:
    /    ☆。|  Congrats for losing your v-card!!|☆
  ▼       。○..io.。◇.☆__________| 。.:
∠▲―――――☆ :∂io☆ ゜◎∂:.


337 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:48:38 ID:vSu3JuFI
I have to admit I too often ended up easily doing it with girls I wasn't even interested in,
while I couldn't get myself to do anything with the girls I likedwwwwwwwww
I even went to a love hotel with one of them and didn't do anythingwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm so purewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:49:45 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>334
Whoawwwwwwwww If you too getwwwwwwwww mistakenwwwwwwwwww
for awwwwwwwwwww molesterwwwwwwwwww make sure to run after herwwwwwwwwwww


339 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:51:04 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>337
Same here.
My first time was with a woman I didn't even like or anything.

But when I was next to the woman I liked so much I couldn't even look at her without tearing up, I couldn't even hold hands with her.
This is the first time I remembered her in a long time.

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:51:28 ID:FuEOhw1L
As soon as Molester gets serious about Loli, she'll discard him in a heartbeat...


That's what happened to me... (つдT)

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:52:11 ID:JIoBwhPu
>>340
(∩ ゚д゚) Ahh! Ahh! I can't hear you!

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:53:08 ID:qjdhtGZF
His last post was exactly an hour ago, huh?

I'm a premature ejaculator, so if it was me, I'd have finished a while agow

343 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:53:38 ID:vSu3JuFI
It's getting kinda gloomy in here, so let me post a Loli lookalike I found in a different thread.
http://news4vip.ath.cx/up/vip1688.jpg

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:55:16 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>343
Fukken saved.

But they're a tad too small to be called jugs, are they?

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:55:27 ID:FuEOhw1L
(つДT)< He'll just get discarded, won't he!? Just like I was back then!!

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:55:32 ID:ajR7jaoq
Molester would be a man among men if he didn't even bat an eye at her advances,
but I suppose there's no way that's happening!

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:56:06 ID:JIoBwhPu
You can see him justifying what he's about to do in >>126 and >>136.
I can't take it anymore. I wanna do it too now.

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:56:10 ID:ajR7jaoq
No one cares what happened to you losers! This isn't your thread!

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:56:56 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>348
But we don't have anything else to do.

350 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:57:15 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>347
That's right. He wasn't like... super eager to do it,
but it seemed like he wanted someone to encourage him.


351 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:59:19 ID:TLO6FNFq
>>350
And we VIPPERs encouraged him, so it's partly our fault too, isn't it?

I have to head out now, but I'll be praying that in case OP posts pics of Loli while I'm gone,
there'll be a saint in the thread who saves and reposts them for me later. ノシ

352 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 19:59:25 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>344
I know, I know.
I was fine with any girl who remotely resembles Loli.
I don't really regret it either.

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:00:47 ID:vSu3JuFI
Since we don't have anything to do... >>345 Please elaborate to kill time.

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:01:48 ID:n6ty0IS/
I encouraged him... I was the one who suggested Kansai might have a boyfriend.

Shit. If I'd only posted something like this instead:
"Remember how Loli said in an e-mail that everyone's desperate because Christmas is around the corner? That must mean, Kansai is single too."

It's not my fault... It's not my fault...

355 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:01:59 ID:g7mSEqs5
The fact he asked us for confirmation about whether she's asking for it or not says everything.
He was looking for someone to encourage him.

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:03:27 ID:qjdhtGZF
If it was me, I'd have long finished having seicross, taken a shower together with Loli,
gone for a second round, finished a second time, reported back here,
and still made it to my part-time job in time.

357 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/27 20:05:07 ID:EKJ+IgmH
So, did he do it?

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:05:37 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>354
You wanted him to do it, but now you're starting to regret it?
I didn't want him to do it, but now I'm starting to think it's fine either way.


359 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:05:55 ID:+gAvho1Z
Molester has never made a move of his own accord except maybe when he took them shopping in Akihabara, right? What is going on...?

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:06:51 ID:lBBhVQkQ
     _
   /○\
   ||    ||
   ||    ||
 ∧||∧ ∧||∧
( / ⌒ヽ( / ⌒ヽ  Hanging next to each other
 | |   | | |   |    Youu aand 
 ∪  | ∪  |   
  | | |  | | |    meeee
  ∪∪  ∪∪        Like two cherries


361 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/27 20:06:54 ID:EZKb64Ad
It's his "beggars can't be choosers" mindset.



362 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:07:18 ID:FfYiRQlE
>>356
Molester probably only lasts two minutes.
He said he's a late ejaculator because he faps too much, but he's underestimating the psychological arousal that comes with seicross.

363 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/27 20:07:54 ID:EKJ+IgmH
First he gets turned down by Miss Undie, then by Kansai, and now it's Loli's turn to turn him down, huh...

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:08:25 ID:n6ty0IS/
>>358
No, not really, I don't think he could have resisted Loli's advances no matter what we said.
I was just thinking that if I'd posted something different, things might have taken a slightly different turn...
Nah, he would have done it anyway.

365 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:09:00 ID:+gAvho1Z
Anyone here that was on yesterday's list of people who frequent this thread?

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:09:18 ID:OSKVFqb7
>>313
I think you meant to write wrench.

367 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:10:32 ID:iUkazoJ6
I gotta say though, if he really did have seicross with Loli today,
this story might end in a way none of us could have predicted.
When it started out, we didn't even think he'd get to know anyone besides Miss Undie...

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:10:38 ID:iTS56Xg4
This reminds me of Koshiki for some reason.

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:10:54 ID:UuQgo7rc
Whaaaat, it's already ending? You're behind all this, aren't you, Kansai!?
Molester won't be coming home tonight. You can go to bed, guys.


In b4 hundreds of posts guessing what Molester and Loli are doing...

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:11:32 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>365
ノシ
Just got out of the bath.


371 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:12:02 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>365
I'm still here.

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:12:09 ID:TJAodOrN
It's always amazing when something new happens in this thread.
Gets mistaken for a molester. → Loses his virginity. How does he do it?

373 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:12:46 ID:+gAvho1Z
>>370
>>371
Ohh! So you guys were here!

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:13:37 ID:Q6LduiR2
Well, seeing how he went to Loli's place even though his original appointment was with Miss Undie and Kansai,
his only options were probably doing it with Loli or not doing it at all.

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:13:59 ID:JIoBwhPu
Here's my bounty after a day in Akihabara: Mezamashi TV, Shokotan, Radio Kaikan.
ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1354.jpg
ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1355.jpg
ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1356.jpg
ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1357.jpg

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:14:18 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>373
The doc seems to be missing.

The one who uses weird punctuation and the one who had the same ID as me are missing too. (I could be wrong.)


377 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:15:24 ID:+gAvho1Z
>>376
Σ(゚д゚) Don't tell me you know the distinguishing features of everyone here.

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:15:51 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>375
Are there really posters plastered all over Akihabara that are as explicit as the ones in the second pic?

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:16:00 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>353
Let me keep it simple since it's not that interesting and I don't have any literary talent.
A friend of mine introduced me to this girl and after texting for a while, we finally went to Karaoke together and kissed after about two hours.
Then she suggested going to a love hotel.
She wasn't my type or anything, but I accepted anyway since I was a virgin. The next date, we went straight to a love hotel.
Even though I was indifferent about her at first, I gradually started developing serious feelings for her.
But at the same time, she started using really bad excuses to not go on dates with me until she stopped replying altogether.

It was most likely because I too had fapped too much and never came when we had seicross.

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:16:50 ID:JIoBwhPu
>>378
As far as I could see, there weren't any in plain sight.

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:19:04 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>377
No, no, I just tend to notice little quirks in the way people post and think...

It's just guesswork though. The only one I recognize with certainty is the guy with weird punctuation.
Oh, and the tripfag called Osai because I know his ID is always UuQgo7rc when he posts without his trip.


382 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:20:20 ID:UuQgo7rc
Well, they must be holding each other so tightly right now.
I assume she was starting to panic with Christmas and felt like she had to do something after yesterday's call.

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:21:59 ID:JIoBwhPu
Molester Man is on TV Asahi━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:22:14 ID:g7mSEqs5
I wish he'd posted something even if only a few words. Guess we'll have to wait till tomorrow, huh?

I just hope he doesn't completely abandon VIP and his thread after what happened.

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:22:16 ID:FfYiRQlE
A man on a bike was caught molesting━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:22:44 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>379
Thanks.
A similar thing happened to me toowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I got too clingywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:24:31 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>379
My story is a lot like Fingerfucker Man's, but my relationship was a lot more long-lived in all kinds of ways.

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:25:29 ID:KGtrzz+R
Pretty sure he didn't do it.

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:25:48 ID:qjdhtGZF
Am I the only one who thinks that high-school girls nowadays are dressed like they're almost asking to be molested?

It wasn't like that when I was in high school. Extra long skirts were in fashion then.
I have to admit they were kinda hot in their own way thoughw

Speaking of which, Loli and Kansai must have been high-school girls just a few years ago.
Imagine Kansai running around in a short high school skirt and turning heads left and rightw

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:28:18 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>386
We had sex two days in a row for a total of eight hours and I didn't cum even once.
And we only met four times in the two weeks we were seeing each other.

wwwwwwwwwww Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwwww Just thinking about itwwwwwwwwwww makes me feel patheticwwwwwwwwwww

391 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:28:47 ID:g7mSEqs5
But man, I didn't expect this to be over this soon and all of a sudden too.
All that back and forth with Kansai and Miss Undie didn't amount to anything.
Who'd have thought it'd end with Loli who seemed to be just some side character...

392 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:30:40 ID:Hv4YD5wb
And this is how Molester Man transformed into Rapist Man.

393 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:31:17 ID:qjdhtGZF
I don't think I've ever waited so long for a stranger to post something.
I want to see a new post by Molester, even if it's only one sentence.

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:33:09 ID:UuQgo7rc
A strangely flushed Molester posts sometime around noon tomorrow.
"Everyone on VIP, I was at it all night!!!"

Turns out Molester can do it like a rabbit.

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:33:31 ID:KGtrzz+R
Like I said, he didn't do it.

396 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:33:57 ID:Hv4YD5wb
Don't tell me it was a trap and he fell right into it.

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:33:58 ID:+gAvho1Z
Let's try to predict Kansai and Miss Understanding's reaction when they find out
and Molester's first post when he's back.



    "I LOVE BIG BOOBS!"

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:35:51 ID:OSKVFqb7
The Loli route is over.

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:36:43 ID:FpGG+uvA
>11/27 18:30 Posted on his cell phone from Loli's apartment.
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html

As always, the admin of the summary site is on top of his game.

Good fucking job. I wish my company would hire himw




400 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:37:00 ID:UuQgo7rc
I fixed his post from yesterday.

506 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/26 23:40:58 ID:eFWcCkpk
"No, it was really my lack of consideration.
I really should have known better... than take you to a place like that."
"Please don't worry about it so much. (in a pretty small voice)"
"I'm really sorry though."

Thinking back now, I feel like I just kept apologizing. Reminds me of that time when Glasses kept apologizing to me at the police station.
After that, Miss Understanding and I had some awkward small talk for a bit.

"Ah, have you already talked to Miss Kansai...?"   ← Here!
"Eh? Ah, not yet..."
"I'll put her on the phone then."
"Eh? Ah?"


M-My heart is not ready!!

Better watch out next time!!

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:37:02 ID:qjdhtGZF
holewhere help

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:37:15 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>397
I somehow feel like he'll decide to keep this a secret from Kansai and Miss Undie.

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:37:53 ID:jlWDIvbK
I'm finally caught up!!
Looks like shit hit the fan while I was gone!!!

>>376
The same ID... You mean me?

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:39:38 ID:UuQgo7rc
People who live next to each other tend to get the same ID.

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:40:08 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>399
Ohh, he updated quite a bit.
I had it open in a tab, but must have missed it.

But that is one well-organized summary site, manw
I'm sure that guy will be good at whatever job he finds.

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:40:59 ID:jlWDIvbK
Molester having seicross right now, huh...

By the way, what if he can't get it up because he's too nervous?

407 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:41:18 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>403
Ohh, there you are. Glad you're here.

Are you the guy with a daughter?

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:41:50 ID:+gAvho1Z
>>402
Which begs the question, will Loli keep it a secret from them too?

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:42:55 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>407
Oui.

How come you're so freaking good at telling anonymous posters apart?w

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:44:16 ID:AyFeTxRU
>>405
I like how he didn't turn into a tripfag to get more attention.
The way he always stays anonymous and updates the site is 。゚+.(・∀・)゚+.゚ great!!

There's still time till Molester finishes having seicross, so everyone go read the latest summary now.

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:44:58 ID:/gDvitSa
If he does it, she might open up to him more and we might find out more about the other girls too, no?

412 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:45:18 ID:d2Xfx2CK
It's not like he already told Kansai how he feels. I don't see why he shouldn't go out with Loli Jugs.

Even if they break up immediately after, he'll at least have had seicross with her.
Plus, his original goal was to have seicross.

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:45:39 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>409
I figured it's you because you started posting so late.
You always arrive late to the party and it's already over by the time you're caught upw

But I feel like we have another party coming up later today.

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:45:48 ID:UuQgo7rc
So Loli will be joining us VIPPERs from tomorrow on, huh? That's good to know.

[VIPPER] We're having an offline crab meet with the real Loli [Without Molester]

Whoever is from Hokkaido brings the crabs.

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:45:54 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>408
It's just a feeling, but I think she'll keep it a secret. Of course, there's no guarantee that the other girls won't figure it out on their own.

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:46:25 ID:jlWDIvbK
Just out of curiosity,

what is going through a woman's head when she decides to take a shower while she has a man (not her boyfriend) over in her apartment?

Is wanting to have seicross the only possible motive?

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:47:10 ID:qxUaqgzB
It'd be almost creepy if he didn't do anything after going along with everything up to that point.

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:47:29 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>416
Pretty much, yeah.
If not, she must have a screw loose. Seriously.

419 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/27 20:47:56 ID:EZKb64Ad
(*´σー`) So jelly.

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:47:58 ID:CWRtW0ER
In my opinion, this thread is over if he does it with Loli.

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:48:10 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>417
For now, I want to believe there is a possibility that they didn't have seicross.
Anyone have any ideas?

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:48:26 ID:JIoBwhPu
When is the wedding? I wanna be there.

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:49:02 ID:d2Xfx2CK
>>416
Not necessarily.
There's nothing strange about it among close friends.
But you'd have to be really close to not make anyone feel uncomfortable.

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:49:08 ID:Gm4V1ijJ
Spoiler: It's going to end like Norwegian Wood by the Beatles.

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:49:20 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>416
Taking a shower = seicross
is what 90% of the VIPPERs including Molester actually believe.

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:49:26 ID:Hv4YD5wb
>>421
It's a prank by Kansai and the girls.

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:49:37 ID:+gAvho1Z
>>415
Kansai: "What did you do at Loli's place yesterday?"

Molester: "asdfghjkl;"

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:50:22 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>416
Loli might be the kind of girl who's oblivious to that kind of stuff.

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:51:07 ID:qkql+zmd
>>427
Molester: "I showed her how big my manliness is. Hahahaha."

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:51:23 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>413
You're so... perceptivew
I'm just glad I barely made it to the party again.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:51:28 ID:Gm4V1ijJ
He's just number 74 in Loli's "Sleep with 100 guys" project.

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:51:43 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>416
It'd be normal among friends.

But it's not normal to take a shower during a guy's first visit. Maybe Loli just lacks common sense.
Maybe Kansai and the others were going to come to Loli's place later too?

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:51:54 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>428
I hope that's the case.

Molester got the wrong idea then! So embarrassing!!!!!

434 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/27 20:52:07 ID:EZKb64Ad
Imo taking a shower is without a doubt asking for it!!

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:52:37 ID:/gDvitSa
Can someone put together all e-mails and conversations with Loli so far?

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:52:42 ID:Gm4V1ijJ
There are women who act like they're oblivious to stuff like that,
but there are no women who are actually oblivious to it.
I want everyone to understand this simple fact.

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:53:06 ID:UdsP+oXE
I just got back...

Where the hell did this come from!?
Sigh...
What if he comes back and says he did it six times in a row like Pork Cutlet?

438 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:53:47 ID:dtIjteYp
Is this the thread where Molester is still a virgin but lost his anal virginity to Loli Jugs?

439 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:53:58 ID:g7mSEqs5
She invited him over to return his shirt, something which should only take a minute tops, but refused to let him leave, and then took a shower, you know?
You can't explain this away with her being oblivious or being close friends with him.

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:54:00 ID:UdsP+oXE
>>436
But there are women like that.

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:54:13 ID:jlWDIvbK
How about these?

1. Loli's on her period and didn't want to him notice the smell.
2. She was sweaty when she got back and just wanted to take a shower.
3. She always takes a shower when she comes home no matter what.
4. She always masturbates when she comes home, but it's embarrassing to do it in front of him... so she "took a shower"...

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:54:41 ID:qkql+zmd
>>440
┐(´ー`)┌

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:54:45 ID:67JI3+2d
Wow...
I took a nap before heading to work because I figured we wouldn't get anything new today...
How did it come to this!?

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:54:46 ID:Hv4YD5wb
It turns out Loli is actually a trap.

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:55:02 ID:+gAvho1Z
Watch out, VIPPERs, ID:qjdhtGZF is watching you.

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:55:09 ID:d2Xfx2CK
It's hard to gauge her intentions since we don't know what happened before he ended up at Loli's place.

For all we know, Loli might have really not meant anything by it and Molester was just jumping to conclusions.

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:56:24 ID:Hv4YD5wb
As long as she doesn't force herself on him, he should get out of there and tell Kansai about it later to get closer to her.

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:56:24 ID:UuQgo7rc
By the way, it's soon time for Molester's shift.

449 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:56:43 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>430
Your family situation is similar to mine, yet you have the exact opposite 2ch schedule as me.
How could I not take note of you?

Too bad my 2ch time today is almost up.
I have to head home and once I'm home, I can only lurk from my cell phone,
so I'll be counting on you to liven up the thread in my placew


......but well, I'll be here just a bit longer... Maybe 10 more minutes or so.

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:57:19 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>448
Check >>87. I'm sure he called in sick before initiating seicross.

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:57:24 ID:67JI3+2d
I got it!!
Loli's older brother is actually Glasses!!



Damn, I felt stupid just writing it!

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:57:32 ID:jlWDIvbK
Well, I for one don't mind being watched. It's not like I'm samefagging or anything.
Quote me all you want because I stand for every stupid thing I ever posted!

I can't post anything crazy right now though because my wife is right next to me...

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:58:35 ID:MhGwPNdK
It seemed to me like Molester was seriously in love with Kansai,
so I wish he wouldn't do it with Loli.
But I guess it's no use arguing with your dick...

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:58:36 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>450
Ehhhhhhhh.
Sounds like he'd already decided to do it.

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:58:40 ID:GgJMEiVK
Molester's shift starts in approx. an hour.
If he doesn't post anything in the next hour, I think it's safe to assume our boy has become a man.

456 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:59:29 ID:n6ty0IS/
Guys, when Molester comes back,
don't ask him "Did you do it?" first thing.
I want him to tell us what happened since this morning in detail.
You see, I'm the type to save the best for last. I hope I'm not the only one.
But we might have to wait a while. He might even spend the night at her place because tomorrow's a Sunday.

457 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 20:59:39 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>449
Ahh, we both only post when we're at work and lurk from our cell phones at home...

Are you the one who was going to "accidentally" put documents in the shredder so you can stay at work longer?
Sorry if I'm wrong.


458 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:00:13 ID:vYgpKfm3
My sister-in-law just brought me a pack of cigarettes and a teriyaki burger from McDonald's... orz
I was hoping she'd get me the new Dragon Quest.
Who's going to buy Dragon Quest for me now!?

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:01:08 ID:dtIjteYp
>>458
You rely on others for everything, don't you?

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:01:12 ID:ImBMZIOe
How about you do it yourself?

461 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:01:15 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>458
What did you and your sister-in-law make for dinner tonight?

462 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:01:34 ID:Gm4V1ijJ
>>458
After staring at each other for what feels like an eternity, lean forward at the same time and let your lips meet softly.

463 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:02:06 ID:g7mSEqs5
I mean, if it turns out Molester (and the VIPPERs) were wrong and he's just chatting with Loli right now, wouldn't he have the time to fiddle with his cell phone for a bit?
Wouldn't he feel embarrassed for getting the wrong idea and clear up the misunderstanding with a short post before the thread goes completely crazy?

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:02:15 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>458
Isn't that her way of telling you that you need to help her out more if you want the new Dragon Quest?

465 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:02:46 ID:CWRtW0ER
Bow-chick-a-wow-wow. Ann... Anne... of Green Gables.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:03:05 ID:+gAvho1Z
I'm curious about what happened after they left Miss Undie's apartment.

Loli: "Please come to my apartment. I'd like to return the shirt you lent me the other day and repay you too."
Kansai: "You should be careful, Loli. This guy turns into a wild animal when he's alone with a girl. Should I come with you?"
Loli: "It's okay, I'm just going to return his shirt. I trust Mr. Molester."
Kansai: "Just make sure you don't piss all over the toilet like you did at Miss Understanding's place."

Man, it's hard to believe Molester's lecture about pissing techniques was just yesterday.

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:03:05 ID:qjdhtGZF
>>457
Right, right.

I'm the guy who asked the thread to come up with excuses to stay at work longer.
One ID that stuck out to me was the one with "TBS" in it. I don't know if anyone still remembers.




Oh well, I'll be heading home then. ToT
I'd have loved to read his report on a PC, but I suppose a cell phone will have to do.



ノシ

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:03:14 ID:FuEOhw1L
I don't know why, but I'm going to miss these threads.

469 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:03:42 ID:UuQgo7rc
Time to get back to work for now, I guess.
つ● Shit.
ttp://www.teeniefacials.com/tabetha66.jpg

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:06:05 ID:jlWDIvbK
If I'm honest, I don't want my boy to have seicross and turn into a man...
Come back to our side, Molester!

471 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:06:39 ID:vYgpKfm3
I can't buy the game, my big brother preordered it at a store and didn't tell me which store.
 
 
>>461 Self-made croquettes with clam miso soup and leftovers from yesterday.

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:06:41 ID:CWRtW0ER
This kind of thread is usually over when the OP loses his virginity.

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:06:58 ID:dtIjteYp
Loli: "Please come to my apartment. I'd like to return the shirt you lent me the other day and repay you too."
Kansai: "You should be careful, Loli. This guy turns into a wild animal when he's alone with a girl. Should I come with you?"
Loli: "It's okay, I'm just going to return his shirt. If anything, I hope he turns into a wild animalw"
Kansai: "Just make sure you don't make a mess on the bed like you did at Molester's place."

474 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:07:53 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>472
But I want him to do a completionist run even if it's hopeless......!!!

475 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:08:24 ID:JIoBwhPu
22:00 The God of Entertainment
23:30 Our Music

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:08:26 ID:CWRtW0ER
>>474
A completionist run is if he does it with all girls, huh?w

477 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:09:06 ID:g7mSEqs5
I'll be so disappointed if he suddenly wants to have a serious relationship with Loli after having seicross with her.

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:09:15 ID:Hv4YD5wb
>>476
It has to end with a foursome.

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:09:24 ID:UdsP+oXE
His completion rate is 25% so far.

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:09:34 ID:Gm4V1ijJ
This thread will keep going until Molester gets arrested.

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:09:47 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>476
I'm hoping, no, almost expecting him to pull it off somehow.

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:10:15 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>471
ヽ( ・∀・)ノ● Nice. I wish I could make croquettes too.

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:10:32 ID:UdsP+oXE
No, I think it's called percentage of completion, not completion rate.

484 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/27 21:10:45 ID:EKJ+IgmH
People are already starting to fantasize about what happened. He should have posted if he did it or not before going to his part-time job.

485 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:10:50 ID:qkql+zmd
>>475
Molester: Our God

486 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:11:15 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>463
Do you fiddle with your cell phone while having a conversation with someone?
I don't. But he could have posted something while he was in the restroom, I suppose...
In any case, he's a real man now, there's no doubt about it.

Something I'll probably never be able to experience, so I'm envious. Must be nice...

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:12:27 ID:jlWDIvbK
Geh, truth is stranger than fiction, huh...

Molester must be getting boobslapped by Loli right now...

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:12:50 ID:UuQgo7rc
Fantasies give birth to more fantasies and eventually transform into legends.


ttp://www.famoushost.com/users/123baby/naho_ozawa/naho001.jpg

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:13:40 ID:vYgpKfm3
>>482 Croquettes are easy to make if you have the ingredients and enough time.


490 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:13:53 ID:g7mSEqs5
>>486
I doubt they had a conversation for two straight hours. Isn't it normal to fiddle with your cell phone between conversations?

491 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:16:10 ID:+gAvho1Z
Even if things went well this time, until he can complete all routes,
he'll be going on dates, then there's Christmas, and every time Loli invites him over, he'll be like "Brb having seicross. ノシ".

Who wants a Molester like that? ヽ(`Д´)ノ The thread wouldn't survive long either.

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:16:11 ID:iUkazoJ6
Considering how pumped Molester seemed yesterday,
I can't imagine him lasting a whole evening without having shadow seicross,
so he must have gone to the restroom at least once or twice.

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:19:31 ID:Sw7TYQFL
Well, if he had seicross, there's no way they'll turn this into a book.

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:22:13 ID:UuQgo7rc
Whoops, got so absorbed in looking for lewd pics that I forgot to post them here.

ttp://hk.netsh.com/eden/img/upload/20041005/19483528007.jpg

495 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:25:02 ID:JIoBwhPu
I'd give anything to see it.
Molester x Kansai x Loli x Miss Undie

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:26:40 ID:Hv4YD5wb
If Molester is a god, you're just a third-rate comedian.

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:26:53 ID:Dfu7v2EA
Molester still not back?

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:27:44 ID:RSqEY9g+
She lets him have seicross with her to make up for puking in his bed?

This guy's so lucky I have to call a callgirl right now just to calm down.

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:28:13 ID:sPDEBnbS
Do a live report when you do.

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:30:38 ID:jlWDIvbK
I was so curious about what's going on in this thread that I didn't even budge when my wife tried to get me into bed.

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:32:08 ID:UdsP+oXE
>>500
Why would you that!?w

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:32:19 ID:+gAvho1Z
>>500
Please elaborate. Also, quite a few posters seem to like talking about their married lives in this thread. Is it always like this?

503 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:32:44 ID:0DYlJ8sy
I'd say you'd have been better off making love to your wife.

504 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:36:10 ID:vSu3JuFI
While we're on the subject, when my girlfriend heard that a friend of my ex had a child recently,
she was like "How nice!" and seemed envious. Is she trying to give me a signal or something?

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:36:25 ID:UuQgo7rc
I'll do it with my sexy wife here later, but don't expect a live report.

 She's mine and mine only.
        _
      /,.ァ、\
     ( ノo o ) )  My (Get)
      )ヽ ◎/(.    Dutch (A)
    (/.(・)(・)\ . Wife (Clue)
    (/| x |\)   .  _
      //\\  
   . (/ j \)  

Ahh! Is that Molester's semen dripping from her crotch!?

506 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:38:26 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>504
She's probably feeling desperate like Loli with Christmas around the corner.

507 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:39:59 ID:JIoBwhPu
I can't handle alcohol, but this thread made me want to drink beer again after a long time.
Sapporo Super Clear with kimchi and Vienna sausage. Life is good.

508 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:44:01 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>506
To be honest, I sometimes think that if I do get married, I want it to be with my current girlfriend.
But I'm only 24 and there's a lot of stuff I still want to do. I don't even have a job yet.
I don't regret a thing though.

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:44:44 ID:/gDvitSa
Let's play this game to kill time.
http://www.geocities.co.jp/Playtown-Spade/4581/dote.html

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:47:03 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>509
Goddammit, you made me spill my fried chicken lunch box everywhere! How are you going to make up for this!?

511 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:52:04 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>509
LOL

I beat Biscuit-tan and got bored already...

512 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:52:12 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>508
It's the birth of Signal Man. You should start a thread.
>>509
You guys should try this game. It's fun.

513 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:53:35 ID:+gAvho1Z
I can't beat Biscuit.

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 21:56:14 ID:vSu3JuFI
OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LITTLE SISTER REJECTED ME WHEN SHE SAW MY PEEEEEEEEEPEEEEEEEEEEEE

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:00:13 ID:qkql+zmd
I beat the little sister!!

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:01:22 ID:iUkazoJ6
While you guys are fiddling around with your mice, Molester is having intense intercourse with Loli right now.

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:02:47 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>508
I was just a temp worker when I got married. And I quit that job shortly after that.
You can do what you want after getting married too, you know...? Take what I say with a grain of salt though.
You see, for an otaku like me, it was a miracle that I was able to get a girlfriend in the first place.
I felt like I'd end up alone forever if I let her go, so I got married without any hesitation whatsoever.

And there we were, an unemployed couple applying for Hello Work. There are worse things in life.
Said wife is now resting her head on my lap even though I refused to have seicross with her earlier...

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:03:49 ID:qkql+zmd
>>517
Fuck, that's moe.

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:03:56 ID:R8GqU0yz
"I... I can't imagine being with anyone but Kansai..."
"But, Mr. Molester, hasn't she told you about her handsome boyfriend who does maintenance on her bike for her?"
"...I'm all yours, Loli. Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!!!"

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:04:50 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>516
But if he picks Loli route now,
I have this bad feeling that he'll be heading straight to a bad end like Pork Cutlet is now...

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:05:15 ID:UlV2ugBs
Alright, it's time for his shift.

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:06:05 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>517
Do me a favor and try teasing your wife a little.

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:07:00 ID:jlWDIvbK
Wouldn't you normally let your bike dealer do the maintenance...?

Am I being a party pooper right now?

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:08:03 ID:+gAvho1Z
I can't get a higher score than 139 for the life of me. _| ̄|○

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:08:04 ID:/gDvitSa
All aboard the magical Loli route!

526 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:09:24 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>522
My daughter is crawling around on her face and playing with my wife's boobs already,
so I think I'll leave them alone for now.

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:10:31 ID:JIoBwhPu
>>526
Your daughter is always playing with her mom's boobs, huh?

528 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:10:45 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>526
Does that mean your daughter's cold is getting better?

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:11:13 ID:JIoBwhPu
Damn, now I want to have sex too.
Let me look up what my options are.

530 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:11:54 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>517
Guess that's one way to live your life.
But the thing with life decisions is that you never know if it's going to make you happy or not,
and the definition of happiness varies according to age and person anyway.
I guess, in the end, it's all about not having any regrets.
I don't have any plans of getting married, but I can't imagine saying no to a woman .

...I wonder if Molester's having regrets right now. If he did it, that is.

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:12:30 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>528
Oh yeah, her nose stopped running and she's back to her unruly self. Thanks for asking.

532 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:17:06 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>527
She really does it like constantly.
She's always sucking on one boob while grabbing the other boob with her fingers.
And after a while, she switches boobs and does it the other way round.

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:18:15 ID:UuQgo7rc
Your daughter's just mimicking what she saw you doing.

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:20:42 ID:Hv4YD5wb
It's past 10pm. Guess he really skipped work today...

535 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:21:11 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>533
Speaking of mimicking people, my daughter's been into crouching on my crotch and hopping up and down lately.

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:21:56 ID:Gm4V1ijJ
>>535
Living the dream.

537 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:22:03 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>535
Hey, I like to do that too.

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:25:09 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>534
To think he still hasn't posted anything... They've been at it for hours now.

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:25:15 ID:JM+0UzDk
But even if he did do it, he should have posted something by now.
There's no way he can keep going for hours.

I'm starting to think he's in his bed sulking because he didn't get to do it for some reason.

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:28:17 ID:TJAodOrN
Guys, I don't think he's coming back.

541 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:28:27 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>539
Maybe Loli wanted to do it, but Molester couldn't get it up and went home traumatized.
And now he's watching all the anime he recorded so he doesn't have to deal with reality.

If that's the case, the Miss Undie and Kansai routes are at risk too.

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:28:48 ID:8I9eJEC3
Fuck everything!
I just got back from a mixer and FML!
Holy shit, I'm so wasted right now!
I'm the one idiot at the mixer who went home alone tonight!
Everyone else is at a Karaoke bar right now, fuck!
You better not have gotten laid tonight, Molester! I'll fucking end you!
And no! I'm not sorry for using 2ch speak, fuck you!

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:30:15 ID:+gAvho1Z
>>542
Dude, calm down. It's okay, you're on 2ch now.

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:30:37 ID:0DYlJ8sy
Welcome home, darling.
Do you want dinner? A bath?
Or do you want me?

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:30:38 ID:8HCXFki0



WELCOME TO THE LONGEST NIGHT IN MOLESTER'S THREAD!





546 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:31:22 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>539
Imagine Loli saying that while naked in an apron.

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:31:33 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>542
Why didn't you go to the Karaoke bar?

..................didn't find anyone you like?

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:33:01 ID:NEOuuLfO
Yeah, he obviously did it......

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:33:39 ID:GgJMEiVK
Molester: "I'm sorry."
Loli: "Why? Am I not good enough?"
Molester: "......I like Kansai."
Loli: "!!!"
Molester: "I'm really sorry..."

One hour later.

Kansai: "Hey, why'd you make Loli cry!?"
Molester: "I had to. You're the one I like."
Kansai: "!!!"
Kansai: "......thanks, but I'm already seeing someone. I'm sorry."
Molester: "('A`)"

I want this kind of bad end.


550 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:33:52 ID:JM+0UzDk
>>547
Come on, do you have to ask......

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:34:05 ID:8I9eJEC3
>>543
I know I'm on 2ch!
>>544
I want you, of course!
>>547
Stupid fucking question.
I came home because I wanted to know what's going on in this thread!
My friends were all giving me shit for it!

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:34:31 ID:JIoBwhPu
Guys, Pork Cutlet is still alive!

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:34:34 ID:UuQgo7rc
One thing's for certain. He'll never be able to say no to anything she says anymore.

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:35:09 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>551
My bad.
>I came home because I wanted to know what's going on in this thread!

I can't blame you, I did the same thing...

555 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:35:17 ID:vSu3JuFI
Ahh, now that you say it, I am actually one of those people who leave the maintenance of my bike to the dealer.

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:36:08 ID:YORZ7EH8
I read the thread during my shift and shouted "EHHHHHHHHHH!" in front of everyone!!
I don't want it to end like this!

557 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/27 22:36:46 ID:vRCrd4B1
      //
    /  /  plop♪
    / /ヾ∧ 
   /彡| ・ \   ζ~~~
   /..彡| 丶._)つ●  
  // |   つ/ 
  " ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄"
        thud♪ ζ~~~     
      ____ ●  
     /     /
   /     / 
  " ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄"

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:38:59 ID:8I9eJEC3
>>554
Right?
And it's all because of that fucking Molester!
If it turns out he had seicross, I'm gonna jack his fucking dick off!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm so drunk I can't type for shit!!!!!
You guys better tell me if I make any weird typos!!!!!!!!!

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:40:55 ID:Dfu7v2EA
(*´σー`)

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:41:42 ID:UuQgo7rc
You sound like Cunning Takeyama. lol

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:41:54 ID:7icdf2v0
Here's something else to kill time with...

The story of the Star Wars Kid:
ttp://chokkari.ld.infoseek.co.jp/diary/star/star.html

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:42:44 ID:T4WtXNcP
So Molester really did it, huh...
Too bad because it's the one thing I didn't want him to do.
A shame, truly a shame.

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:44:05 ID:vSu3JuFI
And I know what I'm talking about since I got a bike myself.

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:44:30 ID:8I9eJEC3
>>559
What are you picking your nose for, you piece of trash!?
I'm gonna add you to my dick cheese, you scum!
If you don't like it, give me back my opportunity to have seicross tonight!
Let me have sex, goddammit!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not my usual self today!!!!!!!!
Fuck it all!

565 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:45:01 ID:E0t9zIog
The last time I opened this thread was this morning...

............

I can't believe it. I can't believe what's happening.

566 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:45:02 ID:ib9pH5b8
Finally caught up.

Orthopedic clinic guy here.

567 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:46:12 ID:eR4aBfAV
>>561
I remember seeing the Star Wars kid featured in some video game (some skateboarding game?).
It was like an easter egg or something.

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:46:39 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>566
Doc! My body feels so heavy for some reason.
Do you know any simple gymnastics exercises or calisthenics that can help me feel better?

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:46:47 ID:jlWDIvbK
I expected this to be the greatest party these threads have seen, but it's going a lot slower than I thought.
We'll have gone through maybe two threads by the time his report starts... I'm glad I don't have to work tomorrow!

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:47:02 ID:8I9eJEC3
>>561
Something newer please.
I beg you.
I'm bored out of my mind.
Just got a call from a woman.
I beg you.
Please help me escape reality.
I might get married next year.
I beg you.
Please help me forget it all.

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:47:34 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>568
>>509

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:47:59 ID:0DYlJ8sy
All I can think of when I see the word gymnastics is leotards. My god, them leotards though.

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:48:21 ID:vSu3JuFI
Anyone else watching TV? The Ungirls don't know that you're not supposed to shake when you make a dry martini.

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:48:36 ID:FuEOhw1L
Doc, please wreck Molester's pubic bones for me.

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:49:18 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>568
First, take your right hand and............ Ah, I should leave this one to the doctor.

576 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:50:23 ID:UuQgo7rc
Sigh... Meanwhile, things are peaceful and quiet over in Pork Cutlet's thread:

756 : Pork Cutlet ◆DlCNtecDg. : 04/11/27 22:33:18 ID:wWV7GYhI
I found myself in a beautiful garden of flowers and my late grandma was beckoning me from the other side,
but at the same, I could hear the VIPPERs calling out to me from behind me.

577 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:51:04 ID:JIoBwhPu
Doc, please reattach Pork Cutlet's nose to his face.

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:51:57 ID:UuQgo7rc
Mr. Mutsugoro is on TV━─━─━─(゚∀゚(((((((( ;゚Д゚))))))) shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:53:12 ID:qjmL+g4g
I'm sure Kansai gets her bike maintenance done at the dealer.

There's just no way Kansai has a boyfriend.

Even if she did, I wouldn't accept it.

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:56:45 ID:WMZ5HJwj
I don't get why Kansai would lie about having a boyfriend.

......and I wouldn't accept it either.

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:57:32 ID:vSu3JuFI
Honestly though, bike maintenance isn't that big of a deal. Most bikes don't break down that easily even if you neglect it.
Plus, Kansai lives at her parents' place, right? Maybe her bike's a hand-me-down from her older brother
and she lets him do the maintenance. We don't know if she has siblings or not, right?

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:58:14 ID:Mmnj5znD
Molester still hasn't posted anything...
How many times is he going to do it with her!!!!???

He must have mastered the art of vomit play by now, I betwwwwwww

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:58:23 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>581 I forgot to mention,
I'm not a Kansaifag, so I'm not saying it because I don't want to accept that she might have a boyfriend.

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:58:36 ID:ajR7jaoq
A fine woman like Kansai being already taken would piss me off unconditionally.

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:59:16 ID:m6T92TEH
>>580
Yeah, if she had a boyfriend, she would have just said so.

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 22:59:19 ID:Mmnj5znD
Well, shit.

Guess I'll have to comfort Kansai then.
With bike sex, obviously.

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:01:29 ID:ib9pH5b8
I'd gladly teach you exercises, but it's impossible to do it from a cell phone.
Could you wait till Monday?

588 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:02:23 ID:YORZ7EH8
There's no way Kansai has a boyfriend.
If she did, she'd have no time to be hanging out with Molester like that.
She'd be busy going on dates and stuff in her free time.

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:03:11 ID:YORZ7EH8
Oh yeah, I have to ask the orthopedic doctor. Is pelvic misalignment really a thing?


590 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:05:01 ID:R+ixPcjc
I spent more than a week at a female friend's place and even shared one futon but didn't do anything.
Friends are just friends regardless of gender.

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:05:32 ID:jlWDIvbK
Wait, what if this happened while Loli and Molester were doing it:

Kansai: "Loli, are you home? I'll just let myself in. (ker-chak).....................!!!!! (a silent gasp)"
Molester: "!!!!! (goes limp in an instant)"
Loli: "Ohh, Kansai, you're here! Sorry, first come, first served!"

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:06:07 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>591
Whoawwwwwwwww My dick is diamondswwwwwww

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:06:47 ID:UuQgo7rc
Keep in mind, guys, that Loli is just a first-year university student...

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:07:20 ID:T4WtXNcP
You could easily conjecture from his reports that Kansai most likely doesn't have a boyfriend though.
I guess he simply couldn't resist the sight of them jugs before his eyes.

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:08:40 ID:qjmL+g4g
>>588
Right! That's a good point!

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:08:57 ID:Mmnj5znD
So, in the end, Molester decided to skip work and go on a seicross escapade instead.

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:09:05 ID:8I9eJEC3
Fuck!
Where you at, Molester!?
I'm about to fall asleep!
I called my friend with benefits and she's at a friend's birthday or some shit!
Get your ass back, Molester!
I miss you, man!!
Hurry up and come back...

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:09:15 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>590
Please elaborate on how to make a female friend who lets you spend a week at her place.

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:09:54 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>597
We have threads for people feeling like that.

The lonely people thread
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101561518/


600 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:11:01 ID:Kavdph9Q
Fresh out the shower, Loli came closer without saying a single word.
This is yakui.



This is probably how his report starts.


601 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:11:10 ID:JM+0UzDk
>>595
Actually, I'm sure none of the three (four?) girls in that close group of friends have boyfriends.
If one of them had a boyfriend, they would have asked him for help with the stalker problem.


602 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:11:46 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>587
Okay, doc. I'll be looking forward to Monday.
Until then, I'll be exercising my right hand, I guess...

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:12:01 ID:Kavdph9Q
Yeah, I'd say Kansai is the kind of girl who doesn't mind being single unlike Loli.

604 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:13:09 ID:ImBMZIOe
Kansai seems like a lesbian to me.

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:13:11 ID:67JI3+2d
I got you guys covered.
In other words, everything will be sorted out if Kansai and I start dating.

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:13:27 ID:8I9eJEC3
>>599
Your a nice dude.
But I'm about to fall asleep any minute now.
And my head's spinning.
I can't even be assed to fix typos right now.

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:13:57 ID:FuEOhw1L
Don't forget that Molester was trying to use Kansai as an excuse.


608 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:14:25 ID:T4WtXNcP
I really hope what actually happened is that he ended up going to work after a lot of fretting about it... I think I'm going to take a bath now......
Ahh, I'm still reeling in shock. (´・ω・`)

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:14:36 ID:qjmL+g4g
>>601
You're a god to me... _〆(゚▽゚*)

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:16:08 ID:aNB9A1ZH
    ∩___∩   /)    ■ He's flirting and having seicross with Loli
    | ノ      ヽ  ( i )))  □ He's having a foursome with Kansai, Miss Undie and Loli
   /  ●   ● | / /   □ He turned her down by saying "I like Kansai..." and is now at work.
   |    ( _●_)  |ノ /    □ He's sulking in bed like orz asking himself why he didn't do it
  彡、   |∪|    ,/    □ He's having seicross with Crabses who turned out to be Loli's brother
  /    ヽノ   /´ 

611 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:16:40 ID:0DYlJ8sy
>>590 made me remember something.
A female friend of mine spent the night at my place with her boyfriend.
We stayed up till 3am or something. Then I turned off the lights and we all went to bed. I fell asleep immediately.
I think it was around 4am when I heard someone say "Don't get out of your futon." and the futon cover was pulled over my face.
I was so sleepy I closed my eyes just like that and tried to go back to sleep, but I heard a lot of shuffling.

They were doing it in my room......
It goes without saying that I peeked at them from under my futon cover.
I couldn't make out much though.


612 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:16:53 ID:GgJMEiVK
>>606
Please relieve all your frustrations with this:

ttp://shitsuren-cafe.com/html/caution_yu_001.htm#

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:18:22 ID:R+ixPcjc
>>598
Well, I didn't have anything better to do and figured I'd spend a few days at a friend's place, is all.
I asked her if I can stay at her place expecting her to say no, but she was okay with it.
Of course, I had my daily me-time in the shower just like Molester.


614 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:18:50 ID:jlWDIvbK
Here's the part where we found out that Kansai doesn't have a boyfriend:

137 Name:1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/10 20:27:07 ID:VuG3lKpU
"I'm not seeing anyone right now."
Hmm? Not the answer I expected...
"But you were seeing someone before, right? Like someone you got to know at a mixer?"
"No, I'd never go to a mixer. It has to be a man I can trust, a man I can depend on.
It's what's inside a person that counts. Looks are just icing on the cake."

Why did she have to give such a decent answer at a time like this...? OTL
Actually, my plan was to criticize Kansai's answer and show myself in a good light...

615 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:19:10 ID:vYgpKfm3
Guys, he won't be back till tomorrow.

616 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:20:25 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>613
Thanks.
I think I'll start by talking my female friend into moving out of her parents' place.

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:20:54 ID:UuQgo7rc
Wow, something's always happening in these threads even when Molester is not around.

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:25:43 ID:KhsDE2gG
>>VIPPERs
I know that you guys don't want a Loli end,
but if it should come to that, I don't want you guys to shit on Molester for it.
Because you guys must know better than anyone that a man can fall in love with a woman the moment he has seicross with her.

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:27:28 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>618
But he'll just get discarded, won't he!? Just like I was back then!!

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:27:50 ID:mubpgOK2
ノシ
Just got home.
Good evening to everyone! ノシノシ

Is Molester still not back!?

By the way, I'm the guy who brought up the snack that smells like vagoo.
I hang out in these threads every single day. Hope we all get along.

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:28:31 ID:vSu3JuFI
>>619
It's okay, mate, it's not your fault.
She just wasn't the right woman for you. It's not your fault that you fell in love with her.

622 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:28:36 ID:UuQgo7rc
>>620
ノシ
O.K. Corral.

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:28:42 ID:8I9eJEC3
>>612
Sorry, I'm not into 2D,
but I played it to the end.
Why is the game called "Heartbreak Cafe"!?
Nobody's heart gets broken in the game!
But thanks, you're a nice guy.

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:29:31 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>590
Possible reasons for why nothing happened when you shared a futon:

1. She was scared crossing that line might end up ruining her friendship with you. She would've died of shame if she'd gotten turned down...
2. It was too embarrassing for her to say she wants to bang... So she was hoping you would initiate it!
3. Actually, while you were sleeping, she brought her crotch close to your face... and got off from the fear of you waking up and seeing her like that.

Just off the top of my head.

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:30:16 ID:7icdf2v0
This thread made me feel lonely and I suddenly felt like talking to someone,
so I called my girlfriend, but she was completely wasted and in no state to have a conversation. Well, shit.


626 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:30:34 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>618
If his plan is to settle down with Loli, I'm going to shit on him.
If he's going to keep going after Kansai, I'm going to root for him.
If he manages to get a foursome out of this, he's going to be a certified god.

Plus, if he got the Loli end, it wouldn't have much to do with getting mistaken with a Molester anymoreww

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:31:35 ID:zzNU9jg7
Hi, I missed out on everything because I was at my wife's parents' place, but I'm back now and all caught up!

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:32:17 ID:Gm4V1ijJ
You know, in a way, getting together with Loli
would be a pretty realistic ending.

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:34:34 ID:jlWDIvbK
That reminds me, I remember seeing a post predicting that he'll get together with Loli at the end.

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:36:23 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>629
I think the post predicted the third chapter would be about Loliw

If it holds true, then the second chapter just ended pretty half-assedlyw

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:36:34 ID:KhsDE2gG
>>626
I guess everyone has a different idea of what's romantic. In my case...
If he says how he realized Loli is kinda cute while having seicross with her, it's a happy end and I'd be happy for him.
If he didn't have seicross with Loli and says Kansai is the one for him, I'd root for him.

If it's anything else, he's going to get shit on.

632 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:37:40 ID:rfVpNZZu
There's no way our boy Molester would do something like having smex!

He's working his ass off at his part-time job right now!

633 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:37:44 ID:mubpgOK2
I must say, my shoulder stiffness has only worsened since I stumbled on Molester's thread...

If we get a happy end and Molester manages to get together with someone, I demand an offline meet with everyone.

634 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:38:29 ID:UuQgo7rc
Looks like Molester will get shit on no matter what happens.

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:39:04 ID:jlWDIvbK
I still haven't given up hope on a Miss Undie end...

I wonder if it's completely hopeless now... I hope not because that'd be pretty sad.

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:39:48 ID:M7qDsWFa
Unlike you guys, I've been moving away from Kansai and leaning towards Loli ever since the puking incident.

So I'm going to shit on him if he did it with Loli.

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:40:19 ID:g7mSEqs5
I'll approve of him having seicross with Loli (I'd be disappointed if he didn't), but I won't approve of a relationship with Loli.

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:40:43 ID:Mmnj5znD
I see, everyone's opinions are all over the placewwww

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:41:41 ID:8I9eJEC3
Let me make one thing clear!
Why should anything change just because they had sex!?
All you gotta do is treat her the same way you did before the sex!
There's too many guys ITT treating sex like it was something special!
Let me educate you!
Sex is nothing but
       


        A STRENOUS WORKOUT FOR TWO PEOPLE!

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:42:00 ID:iUkazoJ6
ITT: MOLESTER GETS SHIT ON WHATEVER HE DOES

641 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:42:05 ID:Mp7nT0Sl
I don't know where I got it from, but I can't shake this feeling that Loli is overweight.

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:42:10 ID:FuEOhw1L
So, no matter how this ends, we'll get a shitstorm, huh?

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:42:48 ID:mubpgOK2
>>641

I think we can expect to find out a lot more about her later tonight.

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:43:17 ID:YORZ7EH8
The first sentence of Molester's next report:

"Hehehe. Turns out big boobs aren't bad after allwww"



645 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:43:30 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>631
If he's been drinking with Loli after the act and she's wasted and goes "Hey, guys! Isn't (shadow) seicross great!?" when the others arrive,
I'm going to keep rooting for Molester.

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:43:49 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>639
But it's also

A WORKOUT YOU DON'T GET TO DO WHENEVER YOU WANT.


647 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:44:06 ID:M7qDsWFa
Well, the saddest thing when you start a thread is when it doesn't get any replies.
Let's just be glad it's still this active even though he's not around. ( ´_ゝ`)

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:44:29 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>644
FUUUーーーーーー He's a dead manwwwww

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:45:02 ID:MHId9qng
Close onew

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:45:13 ID:NEOuuLfO
Ahhh, they've been at it for so many hours now!

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:46:14 ID:Mp7nT0Sl
>>644
Whoawwww He's so deadwww

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:46:47 ID:jlWDIvbK
>>644
I think Molester would word it a little different......

"Guys, thanks for keeping the thread alive! Vaginas do feel the best after all!!! Her big boobs were in the way though."

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:47:09 ID:UuQgo7rc
I got an e-mail too━─━─━─(゚ワ゚)ノ─━─━─━!!!!

Subject: Hi there! ヽ(°▽°)ノ My name is Kaguya! ゜・*:.。. .。.:*・゜

Yeah, not fake at all.
The contents are so stupid it made me actually want to try replying to it.

"I'm writing to you because I wanted to be e-mail pals with you. 。.:*・゜从n0^~^)η゜・*:.。.ミ ☆
I don't have many male friends because I don't like to talk about lewd things. (つд∩)
Please become friends with me! ( ´∀`)σ)∀`)
Kaguya is my real name. My age is 19 years and 53 months. (〃▽〃)
My height is 149cm and my weight is a secret. (  ̄ー ̄) It's around 40kg though."


654 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:47:47 ID:FuEOhw1L
>>650
Please go into the Matrix and check up on Molester, Oh Chosen One.

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:50:05 ID:JIoBwhPu
I'm 0 years and 306 months old. (〃▽〃)

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:52:25 ID:FfYiRQlE
Seriously though,
if it turns out he didn't do anything with Loli
after keeping us in suspense for this long,
I'd be pretty pissed. Wouldn't you?

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:52:50 ID:Mp7nT0Sl
Why doesn't she just write she's 23 years old?

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:54:10 ID:T4WtXNcP
>>657
Huh.
It simply said 23 in the e-mail I got.

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:54:11 ID:Mmnj5znD
>>657
I'm sure more people reply if you're in your teensw

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:54:20 ID:jlWDIvbK
Is it just me or are we all taking it for granted that he had seicross with Loli?

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:55:13 ID:Dfu7v2EA
I'd be pretty depressed if Molester actually had seicross.

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:56:02 ID:JIoBwhPu
Crap, I missed Our Music.

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:56:52 ID:jlWDIvbK
I got one too.

Subject: Are you free next week?

"Lately, I've been thinking... Aren't older men way cooler
than young handsome guys!?
I mean, they know more, right? They're smarter, richer,
and know more techniquesw
Let's put it to the test at the next mixer♪"

They came up with all kinds of variationsw

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:57:33 ID:Mp7nT0Sl
He's obviously sulking in bed like he always does when he's feeling down.

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:57:47 ID:E0t9zIog
Can you really blame anyone for thinking that? There's just no other reason you'd take a shower when you're alone with a guy.
She couldn't even complain if he jumped on her the moment she got out of the shower, right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right?

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:58:32 ID:INEweNA4
It'd be funnier if Kansai walked in on them during the act.

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:59:40 ID:mubpgOK2
Wow, we made 500 threads since Molester's last post.

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/27 23:59:56 ID:mubpgOK2
I meant 500 posts. orz

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:00:08 ID:+NyTwKGB
>>663
Reply:


       V       A       G       I      N       A

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:01:25 ID:Y4pBjpbh
I read that slightly older guys are going to be the next big thing soon.
MensEGG said so.

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:02:02 ID:zqAwko0E
Whatever the actual outcome, let's not forget that Molester is a guy who never calls when he should and never e-mails when he should,
so not getting an erection when he should, not inserting it when he should, and ejaculating when he shouldn't

is the least we can expect from him, I think.

672 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:03:32 ID:9xTU+fWq
Older guys = "I mean, they know more, right? They're smarter, richer, and know more techniquesw"

Are they calling me out?


673 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:04:03 ID:T+zsKVUk
It's officially November 28th, 2004 now.
It's Customs Memorial Day, Pacific Ocean Day, and the monthly Chicken Day.

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:04:08 ID:oqSwVw4u
He does it when he shouldn't.
That is Molester QUALITY.

Sigh... It makes me sad. I love you, Kansai.

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:04:41 ID:VODNcqVW
When I lost my v-card, I was so overcome with emotion I blew my load immediately...

Just thought I'd share memories of my first time with everyone.

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:05:30 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>671
I see...

In that case, even if he didn't have seicross with Loli, there's still the possibility that he had shadow seicross in front of Loli and Kansai who dropped by, huh?

677 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:05:59 ID:T+zsKVUk
My first time was when I had a deep kiss on a Shinjuku station platform.
Bwahahaha. What a fool I was.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:06:31 ID:se4lMc70
>>673
What!? R25 said it was just Customs Memorial Day!

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:06:59 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>677
Please elaborate.

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:07:45 ID:RMCLSO1d
I replied to the e-mail I got. But I didn't write an angry reply, I decided to play along with it.

"Good evening.
I'm replying to your e-mail because it was so interesting.
I didn't mind your e-mail at all, but I apologize if it wasn't you who wrote it.
What would you like to talk about? About superheroes maybe? They've been popular lately.
I'll be looking forward to your reply."

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:11:23 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>680
Ever since I read somewhere that dating scam e-mails are all written by guys, I can't read them anymore without imagining the guy who wrote it.

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:13:24 ID:zHrINcrP
Oh well, I bet he'll come home tomorrow at the latest to get a change off clothes.
He'll surely post something then.

My prediction:
891 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 15:29:40 ID:RalsecRs
Don't mind me, just making a short stop at my place.

Yakui! Big boobs are the best! Brb spending another night at Loli's place.
ノシ

683 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:14:59 ID:oqSwVw4u
Looks like we won't get anything new tonight.
Time to go to bed praying that Molester went to work without doing anything.

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:15:16 ID:RMCLSO1d

Exchanging e-mails with a scammer thread:
http://that3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/bouhan/1086636783/

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:16:05 ID:rfmN29lE
>>683
I don't want to burst your bubble,
but he'd have reported back if he was at work...

686 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:16:25 ID:uJS6zVWT
Does anyone know what time Molester would be back if he was at work?

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:19:20 ID:9xTU+fWq
Doesn't his shift end at 6am?

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:21:19 ID:XYXBZ87Y
I remember him watching the Sunday morning anime.
I think he'll post something at 8am(?) at the latest if he's gone to work.

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:22:03 ID:Tc3oqm9l
So if he doesn't post tomorrow morning, we know for sure that he spent the night at her place.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:22:45 ID:T+zsKVUk
He's probably lying next to her right now... Exhausted from the workout...

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:32:47 ID:GOf07gkG
Loli's actually into BDSM and Molester is lying on the floor restrained.

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:34:26 ID:GOf07gkG
I wonder what he'll say feels better, an onahole or a vagina.

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:34:56 ID:+SUoE1sG
Let me reiterate before I go to bed.

Molester hasn't done it with Loli. I'm 100% certain.

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:35:58 ID:XYXBZ87Y
What if Loli is actually the one stalking Miss Undie
and she gets rid of anyone who comes too close to Miss Undie no matter if it's a man or woman? Wouldn't that be an amazing twist?

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:37:05 ID:se4lMc70
Don't they show any anime on Saturday night?

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:37:57 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>693
I too want to believe that he didn't do it.
As for why she took a shower, I'm going with #1 of >>441.

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:41:38 ID:2IoZu2xe
>>694
I like it. It's like out of a thriller flick.


698 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:42:21 ID:IOtBnZmm
What makes it so hard to tell is the fact that they watched anime together before she took a shower.
Be honest, you guys. You're all looking forward to be "disappointed" because he didn't do it for some reason, aren't you?

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:42:51 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>694
It'd make sense if Kansai was the stalker too.
She could be using her underling Loli to get rid of Molester.

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:42:52 ID:htO6dapW
>>696
How naive. Why did they watch anime before she took a shower even though she was only going to return his shirt?
And since Molester was never interested in Loli to begin with, he shouldn't have any reason to stay any longer than necessary. That means, Loli must have kept him from leaving.

In other words, she kept him from leaving after inviting him over for something that should have been over in a minute, and then decided to take a shower.

Can you still claim that he didn't do it or that she wasn't asking for it?

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:44:42 ID:IOtBnZmm
There are people for whom common sense doesn't apply though.

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:45:14 ID:Tc3oqm9l
She might have been asking for it, but Molester Man wouldn't be Molester Man if he just went ahead and did it.


At least, that's what I'd like to believe.

703 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:45:40 ID:HGMFd7xT
It'd be moe if Loli was actually clueless about all that.

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:45:51 ID:uJS6zVWT
The most important question is where Loli sat down after getting out of the shower, I think.

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:46:45 ID:uPkQ6W6P
Molester would be a fucking jerk if he slept with Loli even though he likes Kansai.
Give me back all the time I wasted on these threads since part 1.

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:46:54 ID:Tc3oqm9l
...she sat down on Molester, didn't she!?

707 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:48:03 ID:htO6dapW
The fact that he still hasn't posted anything is confirmation enough.
Molester totally seemed like he wanted to do it too.

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:48:59 ID:IOtBnZmm
I bet, as soon as he tried to do something, Loli was like "I didn't think you were that kind of person, Mr. Molester!"
and proceeded to tell Kansai and Miss Undie about it, so Molester is sulking at work now because they've cut all ties with him.

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:49:48 ID:zHrINcrP
Molester wanted to do it so bad he was trying to convince himself that Kansai most likely has a boyfriend.

710 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:50:42 ID:htO6dapW
>>705
Really? By that same reasoning, he was already a fucking jerk when he easily discarded Miss Undie, wasn't he?

A lot of people seem to want him to go steady with Kansai or something, but this thread was never about that.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:50:56 ID:XYXBZ87Y
There's no way of knowing whether he did it or not and whether she was asking for it or not.
What we do know now is that there seems to be no unwritten rule or agreement like
"Miss Undie has first dibs on Molester."
"Kansai has first dibs on Molester."
between the girls.

712 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:51:27 ID:cjF+yXy9
I'd be completely fine with a Loli end.

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:52:24 ID:HGMFd7xT
Loli → Kansai → Miss Undie. I'd like this route progression please.

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:52:44 ID:Tc3oqm9l
ITT we have fun observing Molester Man's random-as-fuck life.

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:52:59 ID:zHrINcrP
>>705
You're still a virgin because you say stuff like that.

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:53:04 ID:uPkQ6W6P
>>710
I don't know if you can call it discarding Miss Undie. After all, Molester was never in love with Miss Undie. Obviously.
But with Kansai, it felt like it was true love. Sorry, can't really explain it well.

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:53:15 ID:RMCLSO1d
I think Loli is looking to get herself a boyfriend asap.
She figured it's first come first served since no one had dibs on him.
She must have known that the other girls weren't really interested in him.


Btw, who's the unsightly woman on TV standing between the two guys from Impulse?


718 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:53:19 ID:0rGmF8jR
Is Molester still not back?
I want to be here when he starts his next report.

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:53:53 ID:uJS6zVWT
If he did it with Loli and posts
"Help! What do I do now?"
I swear I'll scream at my monitor and declare him a lost case.
Even better if he starts blaming the VIPPERs for making him do it.

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:54:20 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>Btw, who's the unsightly woman on TV standing between the two guys from Impulse?
You mean the pale one?

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:55:02 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>700
Let me try to imagine what happened while going over Molester's posts...

They arrive at Loli's apartment.
She asks him to stay for a cup of tea. >>71
While having tea and snacks, they watch Gundam together because it happens to be on.
After that, Loli decides to take a shower for whatever reason. >>74
Molester seems to have decided to take the day off. >>87
Loli comes out of the bathroom and gets changed. >>119
Molester tries hard to find an excuse to give up on Kansai. >>126>>136

And that was his last post.
......now, did he do it or not??
Or is it just Molester getting ahead of himself again?

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:55:12 ID:zHrINcrP
Ah, forgot about the whole peeing in her bathroom thing. Guess he didn't get around to it.

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:55:22 ID:RMCLSO1d
>>720
Yeah.
I can't stand looking at her.

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:56:39 ID:zHrINcrP
Loli must have been the one who put on Gundam.
Does that mean Loli is into the same things as Molester?

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:57:27 ID:Tc3oqm9l
It's Molester we're talking about.
He might really try to put the blame on us like
"It was you guys who kept saying that she's asking for it and that I should do it!"

726 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:57:37 ID:2IoZu2xe
Wasn't Loli confirmed to be a closet otaku?

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:58:12 ID:T+zsKVUk
Looks like two anime otaku have found each other. Pfffwwwwwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwww

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:59:15 ID:htO6dapW
>>716
Either way, Molester didn't start the thread to experience a pure platonic love or to get into a relationship with someone in particular.
That kind of thing is way out of Molester's league. Submitting to his desires and doing what his penis says is a lot more like him and I'd be able to relate to him more.

729 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:59:22 ID:9xTU+fWq
It's Gundam SEED, right? Isn't it quite popular among women?
Even my wife says she likes Gundam SEED, even though she doesn't like Char's Counterattack.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 00:59:39 ID:zj6f/yQN
Having seicross with a woman under circumstances like that can cause a man to fall for her.
So Molester decides to go for a Loli end, but she ends up dumping his ass and that's the end of the Loli route. Game over.

That would be my guess.

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:00:43 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>730
No, no,
this is far from game overwww

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:00:54 ID:Tc3oqm9l
I'm still not giving up on my "It was all just a prank." theory.

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:01:54 ID:htO6dapW
I don't want him to fall for Loli. He should really go for a completionist run. Doesn't matter if he can do it or not.

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:01:58 ID:ixVpKGaR
Maybe it's all just a dream?

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:01:59 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>728
Oh right, his original goal was to have seicross with one of the girls if possible.
I'd totally forgotten about itw

But then he's already accomplished his mission...

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:03:28 ID:uPkQ6W6P
Sigh... Am I the only one who was hoping for a pure love end?

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:03:38 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>733
I don't know if I'd like a Molester who sleeps around...

738 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:04:36 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>736
It doesn't have to be pure, but I am hoping for a Miss Undie end...

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:05:55 ID:zHrINcrP
I can't say I'm surprised, really.
This is to be expected from a guy like Molester who can't say no, especially to a woman.
And yet he refuses to listen to the VIPPERs' advicew

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:06:40 ID:aeJKTrQc
I wonder if Molester really went to work...
Or is he still at Loli's place...?

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:07:09 ID:XYXBZ87Y
If this was one of those TV soaps airing Mondays at 9pm, the viewers wouldn't accept any other end than the Miss Undie end.

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:09:05 ID:FqcGqkhq
As a fellow guy, I think it'd be perfectly normal to do it with Loli.
The only question is how he's planning on dealing with the consequences.

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:09:09 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>730
Stop making me remember my past! That's right! He'll get discarded just like I was back then!!

Scroll up if you want to know why.

744 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:09:15 ID:Tc3oqm9l
He headed to Miss Understanding's place, but somehow ended up at Loli's place, right?
Thus, it shouldn't be surprising if he ended up spending the night at Kansai's place today.

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:09:42 ID:zHrINcrP
If this was a daytime soap, on the other hand, Loli wouldn't be the only girl he sleeps withw

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:09:51 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>743
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:09:55 ID:htO6dapW
>>736
Sorry, it's just not happening. All he wanted from the start was to have seicross if possible, you know? With the woman who mistook him for a molester and got him questioned at a police station, you know?
If you take a closer look at Molester's feelings for Kansai, you'll see that they too are mainly made up of lust with a little bit of friendship on top.

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:10:15 ID:KHv2QMPN
As far as his original goal goes,
it was to have seicross with any girl if possible.
It wasn't restricted to one person, so his mission continues.


749 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:11:22 ID:ixVpKGaR
All the things that happened in this thread are flashing before my eyes right now.

750 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:11:26 ID:cjF+yXy9
Oh yeah, the original goal of this thread was for him to have seicross if possiblewwww
Congratulations, Molesterwwwww

・・・・

I wonder why this feels so sad though...

751 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:11:30 ID:htO6dapW
For a completionist run, getting into a relationship with Loli would only be in the way of his goal.
Plus, it's a bit too late to try to turn this mess into a pure love story with Loli.

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:12:04 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>746
m9(TДT) Pfffhahaha

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:12:49 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>748
True, he still has yet to reach the Grand Finale of either having seicross with every girl or having a foursome with them.

I want him to go for it, of course, but frankly, I don't want him to succeed.

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:14:14 ID:RMCLSO1d
Calm down.


ttp://m.pic.wretch.cc/photos/m/mikaljan/10/1098876139.jpg

ttp://m.pic.wretch.cc/photos/m/mikaljan/10/1098876138.jpg

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:15:18 ID:RMCLSO1d
Whoops, meant to post a link to the album.
I'm off.

ttp://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=mikaljan&b=10&f=1098876139.jpg&p=2

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:16:35 ID:T+zsKVUk
>>755
Good job.

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:16:45 ID:9xTU+fWq
Alright, time to calm down with this.

ttp://www.xiaoxiaomovie.com/index02.htm

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:17:10 ID:aeJKTrQc
>>754
Whoawwwwwwww
It's the ballpoint pen girl.
GJ.

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:17:42 ID:XYXBZ87Y
No, this is and always will be the thread where the guy who got totally mistaken for a molester reports about his everyday life.
Having seicross if possible is just one of his many adventures.

When we get to part 8427, we'll be consulting him on his daughter's career choices.

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:19:39 ID:2IoZu2xe
>This girl's cuteness makes me spray blood from my nose everywhere!!

I was just reading the Chinese comments on the picture and, wow, this is high praisew

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:21:07 ID:zHrINcrP
>>759
That'll be like 19 years from now onw

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:21:48 ID:GOf07gkG
How are you guys going to kill time till Molester's back?

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:22:44 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>760
I lol'd.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:23:10 ID:CX/qz6aH
>>762
DQ8


is what I'd like to say, but I'm playing FFX-2 (international) right now.

765 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:23:11 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>752
m9(§Д§) Pfffhahaha

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:25:45 ID:KHv2QMPN
Good question...
I wish I had something to do.

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:26:04 ID:Tc3oqm9l
I think I'll play some FF4...

768 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:26:21 ID:0rGmF8jR
Just checked the poll and Loli Jugs has a lot more votes now.

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:26:41 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>762
Thing is, there's no guarantee that he'll be back tomorrow morning... What if he never posts in the thread again because he got himself a girlfriend now?
I swear I'll cry like a baby!

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:27:35 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Hey, if he's going to go out with Loli, I want him to introduce me to Kansai.

771 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:31:29 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>765
m9(3Д3) Pfffhahaha

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:31:36 ID:zj6f/yQN
>>764-767
In that case, I'll play some FF5...

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:32:30 ID:VODNcqVW
I might make myself a late night meal...

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:33:10 ID:9xTU+fWq
Let's see... How should I kill time...

   Try to initiate seicross with my sleeping wife
 -> Look up erotic pictures and have shadow seicross
   Practice abstinence

775 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:33:49 ID:wF3wYCkg
ID:b5Lt1PHC
ID:uJS6zVWT
I'm glad you guys are having a blast.

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:37:06 ID:meduo2tq
Hocchaaan! Ho-Hooo-Hoooaaah!! Hoaaaah!!

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:37:43 ID:wF3wYCkg
Three seven GET.

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:40:14 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>771
m9(ёДё) Pfffhahaha

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:40:22 ID:M48COQcV
Most of the people here seem to be in agreement that he obviously did it.
I still think he went to work instead though.
If he'd done it, he would have posted about it for sure.

In my opinion, it's safest to assume that he couldn't do it and used his part-time job as an excuse to get out of there.

780 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:42:03 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>775
>>778
m9(DДQ) DraQueahahaha

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:42:26 ID:CX/qz6aH
Nah, he definitely had seicross.

We should be happy for him for achieving his original goal.
All that's left now is his detailed report about how it went down.

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:42:39 ID:T+zsKVUk
The report better be at least three hours long.

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:48:54 ID:VODNcqVW
Here's the deal... The great thing about Molester QUALITY is that no matter how certain something seems,
there's always an uncertainty factor built into it.

In this case, we can all agree that Molester almost certainly had seicross,
but remember how he said he didn't get any sleep last night? That's the uncertainty factor.

I wouldn't put it past Molester QUALITY if he suddenly fell asleep in the heat of the moment...

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:50:11 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>775
>>780
m9(-=≡=-Д-=≡=-) Pfffhahaha

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:51:16 ID:htO6dapW
>>779
It doesn't make any sense that he didn't post anything on his way to work though. Just doesn't.
If he didn't do it and he couldn't leave because of Loli or something else, he would have called in sick like he said in >>87. Otherwise he would have posted something.
In any case, whether he did it or not, there's a good chance he called in sick because of his lack of sleep.

The longer he doesn't post anything, the more we can assume that he did it.

786 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:53:30 ID:2IoZu2xe
Loli and Molester went shopping together twice and that's it, right?
The only other times he met her were when she was working and when she was drunk.
That's why it's kinda hard for me to believe that they're supposed to have already had seicross.

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:55:21 ID:htO6dapW
>>783
No way. Even if Molester was sceptical, the prospect of losing his virginity should have kept him from falling asleepw
I could totally see him pissing Loli off by falling asleep the moment he's finished though.

788 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:55:33 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>785
Well, there's always the possibility that he's too depressed to post anything.

And in case he was lucky enough to have seicross, I'm sure he'd be very excited to tell us about it. And since no man can keep going forever,
it's possible that he'll take a toilet break after one or two rounds and suddenly post something out of nowhere.

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:57:54 ID:htO6dapW
>>788
Isn't it more like Molester to post something when he's depressed? I'd expect him to give us a short update like "It was a misunderstanding."
Besides, if he really had seicross, I would think he'd have a lot more things on his mind than posting in this thread.
Another big possibility is that he fell asleep immediately after the act.

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:58:03 ID:zHrINcrP
Nah, Molester must be naked if he had seicross.
And he'll probably stay naked till the morning since he didn't bring a change of clothes.
There's no way he could take a toilet break with his cell phone if he's naked.
Or he's simply having way too much fun to be fiddling with his cell phone.

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:59:23 ID:T+zsKVUk
That's when Loli sees all the bookmarks in his mobile 2ch browser and whoop-de-dooooooo!

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:59:39 ID:wF3wYCkg
I mean, it's normal to get sleepy almost right after having seicross.

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 01:59:42 ID:cjF+yXy9
I'm so jelly.
Maybe I should pretend I'm a molester too and run after women at night.

794 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:00:19 ID:VODNcqVW
>>787
Doing the impossible is Molester QUALITY...

That's what I'd normally say, but it looks he really did it this time.

Speaking of which, how come your first time is always a disaster no matter how much you prepared for it?w


795 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:00:41 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>793
Sounds like a great idea.

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:00:41 ID:wF3wYCkg
>>793
You'd get arrested on the spot.

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:01:52 ID:T+zsKVUk
Police: "Good evening."
793: "..................good evening. (in a very small voice)"

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:01:58 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>775
>>784
'(V)..(V)
m9(^Д^)≡ Pfffhahaha

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:02:14 ID:htO6dapW
>>793
That's a very roundabout way to try to get laid.

Honestly, what happened to OP is a miracle and should not be used as an example.

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:02:35 ID:zHrINcrP
>>794
When I had my first time, I blew my load before I could even stick it inwwwwwwwwwww Whoawwwwwwwww So badwwwwwwww

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:03:09 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>789
Nah, it's more like Molester to not post anything when he's depressed until he's recovered.
Like that one time when he came back from Akihabara at 4pm and didn't post anything till 9pm.

When Kansai kept him company till dawn, he didn't post anything either.
So Molester not posting anything doesn't say anything about if he had seicross or not imo.

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:03:46 ID:T+zsKVUk
When I had my first time, I was surprised how loose it feltwwwwwwww
I even removed the condom because I couldn't orgasm. Whoawwwwwwww So badwwwwwww

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:03:56 ID:M48COQcV
It'd be mighty inconvenient for both Molester and Loli if they didn't go to the toilet or take a shower after what they did.
More importantly, the fact that Molester has never posted during his shifts so far makes me think he's at work right now.

Plus, I don't know, but aren't they showing all kinds of anime today too?
If Molester called in sick, he'd never miss his anime even after having seicross.
He'd have had so many opportunities to post something.

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:07:29 ID:9xTU+fWq
My first time was with my current wife and she said she'd only had seicross with her ex once or something,
so even though she wasn't a virgin anymore, she didn't enjoy having seicross at all. It took like two to three attempts until I could even put it in.
But thanks to that, I wasn't particularly nervous when it did work out.

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:08:01 ID:zHrINcrP
>>803
You don't get it.
They obviously went to the toilet and took a shower togetherw

806 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:08:44 ID:rFTsyuGe
I'm back. Just put on a pair of underwear.

807 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:09:58 ID:VODNcqVW
I was so nervous I ripped two condoms my first time! Whoawwwwwwwwwwwww

Even now I get this awkward feeling when I pass the hotel in Ikebukuro where it happenedwww

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:10:43 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>805
If Loli was that clingy, she'd be just like Pork Cutlet's Fujoshi and Molester would be sinking to the bottom of Tokyo Bay right about now.

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:10:59 ID:htO6dapW
>>801
We keep saying depressed, but this time, it was just an embarrassing misunderstanding,
so it's not like Loli and Kansai are going to hate him for it. I bet he'd just make a joke about it to hide his embarrassment.

>>803
After experiencing his first time with Loli of all people and whatever else happened, I'm sure posting in this thread would be the furthest thing from his mind.

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:13:17 ID:HdqU1gPy
You guys are reading too much into everything againw
But that's exactly what I love about VIPPERsww

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:14:28 ID:T+zsKVUk
GNP (Gross National Product) is, in case of Japan, the total output produced by all Japanese.
This includes Japanese working overseas (e.g. Ichiro),
but does not include foreigners working in Japan (e.g. Cabrera).

GDP (Gross Domestic Product), on the other hand, would be the total output produced in Japan.
This does not include Japanese working overseas (e.g. Takatsu),
but includes foreigners working in Japan (e.g. LaRocca).

I heard that GDP is getting more use than GNP lately.

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:14:47 ID:SHUpJ21F
How come Molester Man himself is ranked lowest in the popularity poll on the summary site even though his threads are so popular?

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:15:48 ID:T+zsKVUk
Okay, didn't mean to post that herewwwwwwwww

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:16:29 ID:htO6dapW
Why don't we quit clinging on to the faint hope of him not having done it and start thinking about what Molester should do from now on and how he should handle the aftermath?

815 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:16:36 ID:9xTU+fWq
Even after all this discussion, I bet what really happened is something we never even thought of...

Loli asks for it, but Molester can't even get it up, so they give up and start drinking instead.
That's when Kansai arrives and they all drink together.
Loli gets wasted first and passes out.
Kansai and Molester continue drinking.
Suddenly Molester remembers almost doing it with Loli and gets a hard-on.
Kansai sees it and asks...... "Hey............ Should we do it?"

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:18:51 ID:rFTsyuGe
What's his part-time job again?

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:20:09 ID:2IoZu2xe
Loli just wants to take a shower before heading out to her part-time job,
but Molester misunderstands it and goes berserk.
Loli starts crying and calls Kansai.
Kansai comes to the rescue and tells him to GTFO and never come back.
Molester is now sitting in his room with the lights off mumbling to himself.

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:23:15 ID:9xTU+fWq
D-Don't tell me............ h-he got the police end............ Whoawwwww Okaywwwwwww

819 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:26:25 ID:xDChnd3o
Let me borrow the first line of >>817.

Loli just wants to take a shower before heading to her part-time job,
and returns Molester's shirt to him afterwards and heads to her shift.
Molester gets super depressed because his expectations got crushed and he too heads to his shift.


I'm sorry to disappoint you guys, but my intuition is usually right.

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:28:51 ID:htO6dapW
He definitely did it. He wouldn't be a man if he didn't.

And it's hard to believe that Loli wasn't asking for it.

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:30:31 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>775
>>798
m9(MДM) Pfffhahaha

822 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:30:57 ID:s7wtK+Xh
>>819 Agreed.
>>119 "She seems to have finished showering. I think she's changing right now."
She got changed, nothing happened, and he's sulking in bed right now.

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:32:22 ID:zqAwko0E
Guys, guys, I'm just a virgin, but Loli suddenly seems like such a slut to me. I mean, it was the first time they were alone.
Assuming she did it, of course.

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:32:24 ID:vIuvYz5O
For me, it's a lot harder to believe that she had seicross with someone she'd only talked to a few times.

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:32:36 ID:3QMjUme9
Just got home from work. Good evening, guys.
Does Loli even like Molester? Or is she just weird like that? Whichever it may be, letting a guy into your room and taking a shower is like giving him the OK!
I'm happy for Molester for losing his virginity, but this isn't how I wanted it to happen...

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:33:59 ID:zHrINcrP
>>820
Agreed.

Did she settle for Molester for lack of a better option?
Or did he happen to be her type?
Or...

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:34:28 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>821
m9(LoДli) did it with him!

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:35:24 ID:htO6dapW
>>823
I don't know if she's a slut or not,
but if she was in a hurry because of Christmas and liked Molester's appearance/personality to a certain degree,
it would be more than enough reason to do it imo.

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:35:28 ID:T+zsKVUk
ID:b5Lt1PHC
ID:uJS6zVWT
I'm glad you guys are having a blast.

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:36:20 ID:zHrINcrP
Wait, what if she thinks he's a good person
because he didn't get mad at her for throwing up in her sleep?

831 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 02:37:04 ID:zqAwko0E
>>828
>but if she was in a hurry because of Christmas and liked Molester's appearance/personality to a certain degree,

That's enough to do it with someone? (´・ω・`) And I don't see how Christmas has anything to do with it...

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:37:17 ID:dc/vjwpU
I don't know if Loli likes him or not,
but what I do know is that no man, not even Molester, can beat the elbow boob tactic.

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:37:26 ID:0rGmF8jR
Loli's a first-year university student who lives alone.
She's lonely, Molester happened to drop by, and the rest is history.

834 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:37:45 ID:zHrINcrP
>>828
Well, there's also something called physical compatibility.
Maybe she just wanted to try it out once to check if they're compatible.

She probably didn't even consider the possibility that Molester could be a virgin.

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:38:16 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>831
Everyone in the world is always looking for excuses to do it.

Get mistaken for a molester → Have seicross if possible
is just another weird example of that.

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:38:40 ID:HGMFd7xT
Hey, this is like Shrodinger's Molester.

837 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:38:42 ID:htO6dapW
>>831
It's better not to think about seicross as some kind of holy act only two people in love should be allowed to perform.


838 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:39:21 ID:vjgZuHSF
>>833
I think so too.
She desires a boyfriend. → She desires Molester. It's possible.

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:40:14 ID:KHv2QMPN
Is Molester really someone to be desired?www

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:40:56 ID:9xTU+fWq
Let's imagine what happened.

Loli comes out of the shower and sits down next to Molester.
Loli: "That was an interesting Gundam episode!"
Molester: "Yeah, it was............ (horny)"
Loli and Molester talk some more about Akihabara and anime, but Molester can't hold himself back anymore.

Molester: "L-Loli!!"
Molester pushes her down.
Loli: "S-Stop it!! I thought you liked Miss Undie!!?"
Molester: "No...... I'm already..."
Loli: "You're lusting after a different woman just because you got turned down once!! Get out!!!"
Molester: "!! (unintelligible scream)"

Back at home......
Molester: "This is depressing...... I'll kill myself."

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:41:06 ID:Gu8z2Nfa
Whoawwwwwwwww While I was playing Dragon Questwwwwwwwwww
Molester iswwwww leveling up in real lifewwwwww Pfffwwwwww Pfffwwwwwww

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:41:37 ID:T+zsKVUk
Lol.

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:41:39 ID:c8UWzzwd
Maybe the girls never had any opportunities to get to know any guys.
Especially guys they can trust to a certain degree.
That's when Molester showed up and they knew they could trust him because he helped Miss Undie.

If you think about it like this, this miracle isn't even that unrealistic.

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:42:06 ID:rFTsyuGe
We should have told him yesterday to take condoms with him. orz


845 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:42:13 ID:T+zsKVUk
Maybe they all go to a women-only university.

846 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:42:47 ID:xdKcGRQy
Is he still not back?

We might go to the next thread before Molester comes back, huh?

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:42:51 ID:htO6dapW
One thing's certain. Loli isn't seriously in love with Molester even if they most likely did it.
I guess our best bet is the Christmas/end-of-year thing after all.

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:42:56 ID:c8UWzzwd
But well, the more it seems like something definitely happened,
the more likely it is that nothing happened. That is Molester QUALITY.
I'm sure he'll be back soon and betray everyone's expectations.

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:43:05 ID:ixVpKGaR
Hey, why don't we all prepare for a huge bombing tomorrow and go to bed?

850 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 02:43:43 ID:zqAwko0E
>>835
Molester too seems to expect more from seicross than just that, but if >>837 is true, then women are clinically insane.


851 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:44:02 ID:9xTU+fWq
I think I'll go to bed around >>949 again.

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:44:04 ID:0rGmF8jR
What's with you guys? It's like somebody died or something.
This thread is nothing like this when Molester is around.

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:44:56 ID:88Yd528N
--------------------Announcement--------------------

Starting at 3am tonight, when you run into a tripfag on VIP,
      you have to greet them with the words "Kill yourself."

--------------------Announcement--------------------

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:45:33 ID:z+m25Jzl
It's so late, if he'd done it, he would have already posted at least once, wouldn't he?

One possible explanation for the lack of posts is that he's been at work all this time.


855 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:46:23 ID:c2RGphWa
I feel like we're never going to see a post from him again... Molester, I mean.

856 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:46:26 ID:s7wtK+Xh
Loli comes out of the shower.
"You take a shower too, Molester..."
"O-Okay."
He walks over to the bathroom with shaking legs.
The moment he opens the bathroom door...
  
 
 
Kansai is inside and goes
 
m9(KanДsai) Pfffhahaha!
 
It all happens so fast, he looks over to Loli, dumbfounded, but she goes
 
m9(LoДli) Pfffhahaha!
 
Unable to comprehend what's going on, Molester stumbles to the entranceway when the door opens slowly in front of him...
 
m9(MissДUndie) Pfffhahaha!

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:46:40 ID:cjF+yXy9
Feels like we're in an endless loop posting the same things over and over again now.

858 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:46:46 ID:zHrINcrP
Molester had to run to the nearest convenience store to buy condoms.

No doubt about it.

859 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:47:24 ID:0rGmF8jR
Loli suddenly takes out a vibrator.

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:48:28 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>859
Molester lost his anal virginity too, huh?

861 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:49:40 ID:0rGmF8jR
Seriously, what is going on? There should be morning anime today too, right?
He might post something when they're on. I can't sleep...

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:49:49 ID:2IoZu2xe
"I couldn't tell the others......
But I was sure you'd understand me, Mr. Molester."
Loli was wearing a cosplay outfit when she came out of the shower.

863 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 02:50:01 ID:zqAwko0E
Maybe watching Gundam got her suddenly horny.

You know how lewd the Impulse Gundam's crotch can be.
Or Athrun makes her go (;´Д`) pant pant

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:51:16 ID:9xTU+fWq
We mustn't forget that we see everything in the reports through the eyes of a virgin...
Miss Undie, Kansai, Loli, and Butler might really be quite different than we think.

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:52:06 ID:0rGmF8jR
I'm sure Molester doesn't report everything to us either.
There must have been a major Loli flag he failed to mention.

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:52:58 ID:zHrINcrP
After all, Molester only has eyes for the one girl he's after and ignores the restw

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:53:32 ID:2IoZu2xe
Kansai always comes off as so attractive through Molester's eyes,
which is why I figured Molester has a thing for Kansai.
But maybe I misinterpreted his posts...

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:53:38 ID:htO6dapW
I'd be lying if I said I didn't get why you guys don't want him to have seicross with Loli.
But let's be honest, our guy doesn't have the skills to escape a venus trap like that.
If he'd gone to work instead, he would have had lots of chances to post something.
It's pretty obvious he had seicross, arguably the biggest thing that could happen to a virgin.

869 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:54:58 ID:zHrINcrP
What's wrong with me having seicross?
I'm a virgin ffs.

Molester

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 02:57:24 ID:xDChnd3o
>>865
Loli's e-mails about Christmas and the conversation with her about the turbo lighters at the family restaurant...
Am I the only one who feels like we should have analyzed what Loli said and did more?

871 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 03:00:31 ID:zqAwko0E
Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 04/11/28 08:23:48 ID:fOsEx874

I'm back in time for Pretty Cure.





872 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:02:50 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>867
Remember when he posted this about Kansai?

953 Name:1 ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/10 19:38:50 ID:VuG3lKpU
"Yes, yes, I remember... I went through a lot on that day after allw"
".......I'm sorry."

Miss Understanding apologizes all of a sudden. And my blood runs cold.

"No, don't get me wrong! I'm not holding anything against you!!"
"Huh, very interesting."

What's so interesting, you bitch...

Only a few minutes had passed since she joined us and I was already so annoyed at the Kansai girl I could scream. Well, she's not really from Kansai though.
I just can't get along with people like her. Even back when I still had friends, I used to dislike this type of girls.
I bet she was class representative in grade school and said stuff like "Teacher! Molester is scribbling in a library book!!".
Fuck!


Amazing how one's impression of a person can change.

873 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 03:06:26 ID:zqAwko0E
"Teacher! Molester is forcing himself on Loli!!"

874 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:10:50 ID:2IoZu2xe
Inviting you over and taking a shower = Asking for seicross
I get that part, but aren't Loli and Molester still pretty much strangers?
Do 19-year-old women just do it with every guy they barely know but kinda like?
I'm asking seriously here.

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:11:25 ID:meduo2tq
Creampie.

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:11:34 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>871
If Loli is an anime otaku, he wouldn't even have to come home to watch anime.

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:12:12 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>856
Kansai: "You'd do it with any woman, huh?"

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:13:08 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>874
If Loli turned out to be a virgin hunter, everything would suddenly make sense, wouldn't it?

879 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:16:43 ID:htO6dapW
If you like someone, I don't really think it's weird to sleep with them on the first day. Is there some sort of rule against it?

880 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 03:17:32 ID:zqAwko0E
Before the VIPPERs can give Molester any shit, I feel like Kansai will give Loli so much shit for this.

But I guess it'd be different if Loli had told them beforehand "I'm going to take Molester's virginity tonight♥"

Or do girls not mind stuff like that? I can't imagine them being like "You slept with him? ( ´_ゝ`) Huh."



881 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:20:20 ID:s7wtK+Xh
Assuming Loli didn't have any condoms at home,
couldn't he have posted something when he went out to buy condoms?
Don't tell me she's such an easy woman that she let him do it raw...
 
So scary!

882 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:20:29 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>827
>>829
m9(MissДUndie) Pfffhahaha!! (in a very small voice)

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:20:50 ID:z+m25Jzl
Hold on, did they say Loli would be there today at Miss Understanding's place?
Wasn't it Miss Yamaoka?

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:21:23 ID:zHrINcrP
>>877
It's the truth thoughw

Originally, it was Kansai's kindness that made Molester fall in love with her.
Kansai was kind to Molester → Molester fell in love with Kansai
Therefore,
Loli likes Molester → Molester likes her too now
isn't that unlikely.

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:21:32 ID:2IoZu2xe
The farthest I ever got on a first date was going out drinking and flirting.
I've never had a woman asking for it on the first date.

Well, in any case, I'm enviousw
In fact, I don't even want to believe that something like that can really happenw

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:21:56 ID:zHrINcrP
>>881
I doubt the thread would even be on his mind at that moment.

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:22:42 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>880
Setting aside what we VIPPERs think, here's how Miss Undie, Kansai and Loli's perceive Molester:

For Miss Undie, he's the guy she turned down.
For Kansai, he's just a friend.
For Loli, he's just a friend too.
So I don't think anyone could complain if one of the girls went ahead and claimed his virginity.

888 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:22:52 ID:KHv2QMPN
Loli put on the condom using her mouth.

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:23:23 ID:xdKcGRQy
>>884
I too think that's what happened.

890 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:25:15 ID:9xTU+fWq
Did it with Loli. → Didn't do it with Loli. → Did it with Loli.
                                         ↑
                                     We're here now.

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:26:52 ID:s7wtK+Xh
>>886 Good point. '`,、('∀`)'`,、
 


892 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:27:53 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>890
It's still only the second round?wwww How long does it take him to recover!?wwww

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:27:59 ID:htO6dapW
I think it's safe to assume that Loli isn't seriously in love with Molester. She was most likely just craving a guy.
But Molester would probably not think that hard about it either.
I bet he's the type to fall in love easily.

894 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 03:31:31 ID:zqAwko0E
>>887
So that's how it works, huh... (´・ω・`)

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:32:09 ID:zHrINcrP
Well, Molester isn't exactly the most emotional guy either, so I can see him writing it off as just a one-night stand.

And then he might post a weird question like

"You guys, who should I go for next?"

as if he was a player or somethingwww

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:33:33 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>895
The thread would get flooded with posts saying "Glasses" or "Crab".

897 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:34:02 ID:WUU1dQOM
Whoa, whoa.
Looks like Japan is going to hell right now.

When does Molester's shift end again??

898 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:37:10 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>893
I heard we humans tend to interpret any kind of nervousness as love.

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:37:19 ID:zHrINcrP
I was reading the summary site when I stumbled on this:

"It's cute when a man is still a boy at heart."
"I fell for him because he never gives up on his dreams."
This must be what Loli likes about himw

Or she fell for him when she saw him wearing Trunks.

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:37:31 ID:LO+ORKrD
Whew, just got home early from my part-time job for Dragon Quest and this thread.
I can't believe Molester's still not back though... What happened to him?

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:38:29 ID:dc/vjwpU
Maybe he's just super exhausted after finally getting some exercise after a long time.

902 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:40:30 ID:zHrINcrP
"Wow, you got so much manga."
"Ah, it's Kingdom Hearts. Did you buy the new one?"

↑ This sounds like Loli.
She just seems like an otaku for some reason.

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:40:44 ID:rFTsyuGe
"You end up falling way behind the times because you spend too much time in a place like this."

904 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:41:17 ID:KHv2QMPN
Actually, when Loli was at Molester's place the other day,
she must have seen something monstrous poking out from under Molester's Trunks... She hasn't been able to contain herself since then...

 

      THE LEGEND OF MOLESTER'S BIG DICK



905 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:41:50 ID:SDiyM1Iq
I'm honestly envious of him,
but I also feel bad for him.

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:42:16 ID:2IoZu2xe
>>902
So the Loli flag was raised when they were in Akiba, huh?w

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:42:42 ID:xdKcGRQy
>>902
Is that where it's from?
The "Loli is actually an otaku" theory.

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:43:33 ID:9xTU+fWq
Whoawwww This is totally a dating simwwwwwwww

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:44:08 ID:s7wtK+Xh
In b4
 
 
Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 04/11/28 08:10:43 ID:fOsEx87
 
I'm back and I'm a new man.
I realized I want a woman who loves anime after all.
I'm in love with Loli.

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:44:14 ID:0rGmF8jR
"Ah, it's Kingdom Hearts. Did you buy the new one?"
A normal girl wouldn't know Kingdom Hearts. Loli must be a gamer.
She seems like a good fit for Molester. She even knows Gundam.

911 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 03:44:38 ID:zqAwko0E

What if he was just playing Dragon Quest all night?

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:45:57 ID:0rGmF8jR
Seicross, excitement, Dragon Quest.

913 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:47:20 ID:l7VsRL4V
He did her from behind for half an hour while watching anime.

914 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 03:47:59 ID:zqAwko0E
>>909
Doubt. His ID is only 7 digits.
Did you see what I did when I put sEx874 there?

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:48:08 ID:VODNcqVW
>>913
Loli must be a dead fish in bed!!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:49:57 ID:zHrINcrP
>>913
I tried that and got an ass-whoopingwwwwwwwwwww Okaywwwwwwwwwwwww

917 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:53:03 ID:zHrINcrP
So he was playing with Jessica (DQ) and Loli all night, huh? They're both super bustywww Whoawwwwww Okayww Pfffwww

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:54:12 ID:Tc3oqm9l
I was in a similar situation once and we just played Puyo Puyo all night.
Nothing else happened. orz

919 : &rlo; : 04/11/28 03:54:15 ID:zqAwko0E
The only anime that airs in that timeslot is CC Sakurawwwwwwwwwwwwww Whoawwwwwwwww Loli is a 2D otakuwwwwwwwww

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 03:54:56 ID:s7wtK+Xh
>>914 (ノ∀`) Whoops.

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:00:18 ID:sZe9Ye7y
Just caught up by reading the summary site.
Thanks for the good work, admin.
The items "To Akihabara." and "E-mail from Loli" in the chronological summary both link to the same page for some reason.
When you get to my level, shit like this doesn't bother you anymore, but I thought I'd report it anyway.

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:02:25 ID:/+tqVkcb
>>913
Are you Kousaka Jun?

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:09:50 ID:rFTsyuGe
Maybe he'll show up after Pretty Cure.

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:15:22 ID:b5Lt1PHC
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha! uJS6zVWT has gone to bed, huh?wwwwwww

925 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:17:57 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>924
m9(StillДawake) Not yet!

926 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:18:32 ID:88Yd528N
>>924-925
You two should start dating.

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:21:25 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>925
>>926
m9(LoveДLove) If we start dating, we might end up losing what we have right now!!

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:24:32 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>926
>>927
m9(EngagementДgift) Dating isn't the only way to experience love, you know?

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:25:37 ID:SDiyM1Iq
I'm starting to get the feeling that Molester might be actually decently handsome...

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:25:40 ID:QrVdxCaO
I'm disappointed.
When I saw the hundreds of new posts, I thought something had happened, but Molester hasn't even come back.

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:25:41 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>928
m9(CreamДpie) Pfffhahaha!! It's mutual love!! Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!!

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:28:43 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>931
m9(BirthДcontrol) Take the pill!!

933 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:29:06 ID:88Yd528N
>>931
>>928
I hope for you guys that one of you is male and one is female.

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:37:46 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>932
>>933
m9(TooДlate) Pfffhahaha!! We both happen to be female!! One is a top and one is a bottom!!

935 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 04:48:49 ID:at+EJsag
   。    *    +     。  *    +    。     +   。 +
        +    。
         ∩___∩ /⌒ヽ   +    。     +    。     *    。
        /      ヽ || ◯ |
       | ●   ●  |   |   Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww bear!
       彡 (_●_ )   ミ   /
      彡、  |∪|   ´   / +    。     +    。   *     。
      ノ__ヽノ     /
     (     )⌒ヽ   /  *     +    。     +   。 +
      丁 ̄丁    |  |                                Don't you ever forget it!! ......VIP QUALITY!!
      | |    |  |  +    。     +    +     *
       |   i   _丿 |
 ガタン ||| j    ∩    | |||
―――――――――――――――


936 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 04:57:06 ID:g7JtWxF5
>>935
What's up? Did something good happen or something?

937 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:00:17 ID:Tc3oqm9l
And Molester was never to be seen again......

938 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:01:11 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>933
>>934
m9(AllДright) Please not in my butt!!

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:04:01 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>938
m9(UkeДUke) I'm a bottom though!!

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:04:48 ID:88Yd528N
>>938
>>939 You guys lost me there.

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:05:46 ID:b5Lt1PHC
>>940
m9(FriendsДnow) We three are the only people in this thread right now!!

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:08:03 ID:WUU1dQOM
>>941
m9(TooДbad) Greetings from the Korean Peninsula NIDA!!


943 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:08:39 ID:hl+7lto8
Morning, guys.
Still no report from Molester?

That means, Molester must be sleeping in Loli Jugs' arms right now, huh?

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:09:18 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>940
>>941
m9(NotДfriends) We're acquaintances at best!

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:09:56 ID:9xTU+fWq
It's already morning, huh...

It's freezing in my room and I feel like the temperature in the thread has dropped too.

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:11:37 ID:3QMjUme9
I had a midnight snack, took a bath, finished stretching and there's still no report from Molester!? Did he seriously lose his virginity!?

947 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:12:01 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Is it just me or are ID:b5Lt1PHC and uJS6zVWT getting really annoying?

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:13:01 ID:HhlbdRJW
They've been getting on my nerves for a while now.

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:13:10 ID:88Yd528N
>>947
What does it matter? It's not like Molester is here or there's anything better to do anyway.

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:13:12 ID:at+EJsag
>>936
I was going to post it when Molester comes back but couldn't take it anymore.
I made it while waiting for him and just decided to go ahead and post it.

Good night, guys. ノシ

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:13:45 ID:z+m25Jzl
>>950
You're in charge of the next thread.

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/

952 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:15:10 ID:uJS6zVWT
Sorry about that. Once I started it, I didn't know when to stop anymore.
>>950
You start the next thread.

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:15:37 ID:b5Lt1PHC
m9(SelfДrestraint) I'm so sorry!!

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:16:02 ID:at+EJsag
I thought I had to start part 21, but it's already up.

>>951
Crabs.

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:23:50 ID:3QMjUme9
Let's give him time till 6am...

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:25:29 ID:uJS6zVWT
Guess we better bury this thread and migrate to the new one.

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:27:12 ID:b5Lt1PHC
Let's bury it.

With m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha posts!





                        On second thought, let's not.

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:29:36 ID:KHv2QMPN
How did we use up an entire thread without Molester?ww

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:29:48 ID:uJS6zVWT
You should give it a try. It's fun. m9(^Д^)......

Yeah, let's not.

960 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:31:44 ID:b5Lt1PHC
m9(^Д;,;:.:.:,:,,:,.,.,

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:32:13 ID:rFTsyuGe
I have a shift at 11am. I'm afraid I'll miss out on everything again. orz

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:34:12 ID:KHv2QMPN
Didn't he show up around this time last week?

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:36:44 ID:uJS6zVWT
What's taking Molester so long? Though he might already be here and lurking.

964 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:39:33 ID:Tc3oqm9l
If Loli was a VIPPER......
This sudden twist would suddenly make perfectly sense.

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:46:38 ID:uJS6zVWT
Or should we wait with burying the thread? The morning anime are about to start. Molester, get back here already.

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:58:22 ID:rVxe5wO6
Still not here......

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 06:04:35 ID:hEl1vr3K
I think Molester will show up in the next thread.

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 06:04:36 ID:wLQHMcxs
He must be too exhausted to post.

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 06:11:03 ID:uJS6zVWT
Still not back?

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 06:16:55 ID:0rGmF8jR
I'm bored out of my mind, but I don't want to be the loser who falls asleep now.


971 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 06:23:42 ID:3QMjUme9
I don't want to be a loser either, but I can barely keep my eyes open...... orz

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 06:26:41 ID:uJS6zVWT
Molester, hurry up and show yourself.

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 06:31:06 ID:XrNNfugm
You guys stayed up all night to wait for him!?www
He seems to have spent the night at her place. → So he'll be back around noon at the earliest, obviously.

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 06:36:50 ID:hEl1vr3K
I just got up a few minutes ago.

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 06:38:12 ID:LQ9bTHpl
Isn't he still at work?

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:24:29 ID:xdKcGRQy
So sleepy...

977 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 07:35:06 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I'm back...... Please wait till I've finished watching Pretty Cure.

978 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:35:21 ID:cjF+yXy9
kaweaeateatepteaea;;laetgle"ldslae"lrua"e:

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:35:34 ID:cjF+yXy9
weweweweweweweweweweeweweewewe

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:35:41 ID:0rGmF8jR
You're baaaaaack!
You must have been at work if you're back at this hour, huh? orz

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:35:43 ID:RMCLSO1d
Good morning, guys, Tokusou Sentai Umekoranger is on!

ttp://club.telepolis.com/a4u3205/yoko01a/yoko01a016.jpg

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:36:05 ID:cjF+yXy9
You lost your virginityeagagaga;tgkagea;gdphael

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:36:09 ID:0rGmF8jR
I'm still awake. I win.

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:36:36 ID:RMCLSO1d

| Pretty Cure♪
|   Pretty Cure♪
|   ∧∧       ∧∧   Pretty Cure♪
| ヾ(゚∀゚)ノ    ≡ (゚∀゚ ) Pretty Cure♪
|   (  )   ≡ ~( ~)
|  /< <    ≡  ノ ノ
./ Pretty Cure♪ Pretty Cure♪
      ∧∧∧∧
     (゚∀゚≡゚∀゚)
       (∩∩)



 (゚∀゚ ) ≡ Pretty with Cure Cure
 (~ )~ ≡
 く く ≡


985 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:37:11 ID:RMCLSO1d

 (゚∀゚ ) ≡ Pretty with Cure Cure
 (~ )~ ≡
 く く ≡


  |  (゚∀゚)人(゚∀゚) the two of us are
 / ̄ノ( ヘヘ  ̄( ヘヘ  

             Amnesia 
Who are you?  | ( 'A)   (A` )   No, who are you!?
            /ヘヘノ) ̄ ̄(ヽヘヘ  GTFO!



986 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:38:22 ID:RMCLSO1d
He's back━━━━━━(゚Д゚)━━━━━━!!!!!
You came back to watch Umeko, huh?

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:39:26 ID:2Fjr/SAJ
I'm the real winner because I suddenly woke up just now as if it was meant to be.

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:39:46 ID:88Yd528N
I'm back━━━ヽ(∀゚ )人(゚∀゚)人( ゚∀)人(∀゚ )人(゚∀゚)人( ゚∀)ノ━━━!!!

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:40:14 ID:0rGmF8jR
Bad timing. We're almost at 1000 posts.


990 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:40:25 ID:RMCLSO1d
Leave burying this thread to me.

Here's the next thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/l50

991 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:40:58 ID:RMCLSO1d


  |        /\ |  /|/|/| thud thud thud thud thud thud!!
  |      /  / |// / /|
  |   /  / |_|/|/|/|/|     (´⌒(´⌒`)⌒`)
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  |/  /.  _.| ̄|/|/|/    (´⌒(´∧ ∧⌒`)`)`)⌒`)
/|\/  / /  |/ /     (´⌒(´(,゚Д゚ )つ `)`)
/|    / /  /ヽ  (´⌒(´⌒  (´⌒( つ |〕 /⌒`)⌒`)
  |   | ̄|  | |ヽ/|  Hurry, guys!! ( |  (⌒)`)⌒`)
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  |   |/        ( |  (⌒)`)  h ヽ[|⊂[] )`)
  |  /         (´ ´し'⌒^ミ `)`)h (⌒)  |
  |/                     .   ̄ (_)`)`)




992 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:42:01 ID:RMCLSO1d
                  \ You can't make me do this♪/

         |\ _ /  |\ _/   \∧/   (〔o〕)   \。/   /H    ヽ人
         (\i◆i)  (\i◆i)   (<〈◆〉)  ( 0H0)  ( <::∨::)  ( 0M0)  ( 0w0) <Woo!
          ( O┬O  ( O┬O ( O┬O  ( O┬O  ( O┬O  ( O┬O  ( O┬O    
      ≡ ◎-ヽJ┴◎ヽ J┴◎-ヽ J┴◎-ヽ J┴◎- ヽJ┴◎ヽ J┴◎-ヽ J┴◎
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993 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:42:44 ID:88Yd528N
  |        /\ |  /|/|/| thud thud thud thud thud thud!!
  |      /  / |// / /|
  |   /  / |_|/|/|/|/|     (´⌒(´⌒`)⌒`)
  |  /  /  |文|/ // /  (´⌒(´It's a party!!`)⌒`)
  |/  /.  _.| ̄|/|/|/    (´⌒(´∧ ∧⌒`)`)`)⌒`)
/|\/  / /  |/ /     (´⌒(´(,゚Д゚ )つ `)`)
/|    / /  /ヽ  (´⌒(´⌒  (´⌒( つ |〕 /⌒`)⌒`)
  |   | ̄|  | |ヽ/|  Hurry, guys!! ( |  (⌒)`)⌒`)
  |   |  |/| |__|/.   ∧_∧ ⌒`).ドし'⌒^ミ `)⌒`)
  |   |/|  |/  (´⌒(´( ´∀` )つ  O   ∧_∧⌒`)
  |   |  |/    (´⌒(´( つ/] /    hと( ・∀・ ) Run!!
  |   |/        ( |  (⌒)`)  h ヽ[|⊂[] )`)
  |  /         (´ ´し'⌒^ミ `)`)h (⌒)  |
  |/                     .   ̄ (_)`)`)

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:42:50 ID:0rGmF8jR
993

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:43:19 ID:2Fjr/SAJ
It's a party━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━!!!!!!!!!!!

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:43:44 ID:0rGmF8jR
We're almost there!

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:43:50 ID:RMCLSO1d
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               (`;Å;´) No! Let me go! Let me go!
                 ≡≡≡≡  
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               ≡≡≡≡
               ≡≡≡≡    Oh almighty, please accept Molester as a sacrifice
                 UU     and spare us......
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998 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:44:24 ID:0rGmF8jR
If this is 1000, Molester and Loli had seicross.

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:44:31 ID:b5a4kntz
1000!

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:44:31 ID:88Yd528N
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