1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out. The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester. And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.
Before I forget, here's the template OP: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22
1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out. The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester. And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.
Molester, you better post the report before you go to sleep!
21 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 08:02:39 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I feel like it's going to be a long one this time and, on top of that, I have to work a shift this evening at 5pm.
1. Start the report after Pretty Cure, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it. 2. Take a nap after Pretty Cure and start the report at 3pm, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it. 3. Start the report when I'm back from work (10pm) and do it in one go.
1. Start the report after Pretty Cure, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it. 2. Take a nap after Pretty Cure and start the report at 3pm, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it.
I think I'd rather have it all in one go than split into two.
71 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:00:40 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Guys, I started this kind of thread because I don't have any friends to talk to, so if it was for me, I can't wait to tell you guys what happened in as much detail and as soon as possible, but since I haven't slept at all, I honestly don't think I can do it right now.
The VIPPERs' opinions right now: - Just hurry up and start the report! - Do it in one sitting. Don't split it into parts. - Wouldn't it be better to do it when there are more people in the thread? Molester's opinion: - I wanna sleep.
105 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:19:08 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Since I'd spent the whole night before discussing the exciting ways you can have fun with URINATION with the thread, (and since I was nervous about installing the door lock), I didn't get much sleep, so even my second alarm couldn't wake me up (I tend to not hear the alarm when I'm tired, which is why I always set three alarms to go off shortly after another (two clocks and my cell phone).
While I was still dozing off after the second alarm, I got a call from Kansai. "..................yes?" "Where are you?" "Huh? At home............" "Eh? Were you sleeping?" "........................yeah..." "Get up, you idiot!!" "Uhh..." "Get over here asap!!" "Okay."
After hanging up, I was still not fully awake. In fact, I was about to doze off again, but thanks to my cell phone alarm, I was finally able to get up. I literally jumped out of bed in a panic. If I arrived late, my plan Easily install the lock → "He's so cool!" would be ruined. And all the advice I got in the thread would go to waste. So I washed my face, brushed my teeth thoroughly, and managed to break out of my room.
113 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:23:01 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Since I was in a hurry, I couldn't check 2ch like I normally do every morning, but when I checked my cell phone on my way to Miss Understanding's place, there were still a few minutes left till 10. I was on time. "I should have eaten something before I left..." is what I thought, but going back now and heating up leftover curry was obviously not an option. There weren't any convenience stores nearby either, so I decided to just head straight to Miss Understanding's place. ......... ...... ... Crap, I got lost.
I'd been to her place a few times already, but I'm not good at remembering stuff. Plus, every time I went to her place, I was accompanied by a woman, which made me so nervous that I couldn't pay attention to the street names. "Oh well, I'll be fine if I keep heading in the general direction." is what I figured, but I was naive. However, being late wasn't an option. I swallowed my pride and decided to ask Kansai for directions.
116 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:26:01 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Hello?" "Molester? Are you here? Want me to come get you?" "No, I got lost." "Huh? That's why I offered coming to get you." "No, I'm seriously lost." "It's house number XXX, you know?" "I keep telling you, I'm lost. I can't even find the way to the apartment!" "....................................you're lying, right?" "I never lie." "...................................." "...................................."
She seemed utterly speechless. I mean, what did you expect though? In second year of elementary school, I was the second kid in class to remember the multiplication table. The second to last, that is.
124 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:29:29 ID:oUCI+oVZ
So I told her the names of the intersection before me and some nearby stores, and it was decided that Miss Understanding would pick me up. I was making an ass out of myself.
"Mr. Molester!" Miss Understanding called out to me from a distance. Probably because she didn't want to come too close to me. "Ah, I'm sorry. I forgot the way to your house." "It's alright, you've only been here only once or twicew" I managed to get lost even though it's really simple to get from my place to hers............
As we walked to her place together, I asked her about what exactly the problem was with the lock. It was pretty much like Kansai had explained on the phone. So no surprises there. At least, I won't embarrass myself completely.
I missed yesterday's report while taking a bath, so I took a bath early today. And just as I thought, his report has already startedw
132 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:34:15 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Then we arrived. It turns out her apartment is only about a minute walk away from a hardware store I sometimes shop at. I was surprised from the bottom of my heart. I'd been practically next to her apartment so many times already―――――
"I haven't cleaned up yet thoughwww" She led me into her apartment with an embarrassed look that was completely unjustified. It was like a totally different world. While completely unrelated, it reminded me of how I felt in elementary school, when I visited the Hakone open-air museum for the first time and saw that weird gym for kids with the huge hammock that looks like a spider's web. I forget what it's called. Sorry. I bet no one here has a clue what I'm talking about. Anyways, I went there a few more times until one day I was told that only elementary schoolers are allowed to play there and I was so shocked that I started crying.
I went on a weird tangent there just to describe how otherworldly her apartment felt like to me. It was covered in pink. Well, it wasn't covered in pink, but it was definitely very girly. You know, flower decorations and stuff everywhere.
This thread shows how bad sleep deprivation can be for your mental health.
143 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:38:45 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Please don't look around too muchwww" "What's with that obscene look, Mr. No-Sense-Of-Direction?" Neither Kansai's jeers nor Miss Understanding's ambiguous comments (was she being friendly or shy?) reached my ears. Frilly curtains. Lushly green money trees. So many mirrors that you'd think they're being used to conjure magic. Not to mention the countless cosmetic bottles and jars most likely used in some kind of surgery―――――
Everything in her apartment was out of this world and exceeded my wildest fantasies. "You're probably supposed to experience this kind of stuff in high school..." I thought to myself and got increasingly depressed as I took a seat.
At this point, the only people there were Miss Understanding, Butler and I sitting at a table, and Kansai watching TV.
150 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:43:56 ID:oUCI+oVZ
After taking a seat, I didn't really have anything to talk about, so I began to read the instruction manual of the lock, when I was served a cup of coffee out of a machine making a grating, whirring sound. What is it called again? A drip coffee maker? Unfortunately, I'm completely oblivious when it comes to coffee. I don't really like drinking it either. I neither wanted to make an uneducated comment, nor did I want them to know about my ignorance, so I simply said "Thanks, it's delicious." and settled for a gentlemanly response.
And yet, before I knew it, the topic had changed to coffee and other stuff I had no clue about. Apparently, Miss Understanding had invited the other girls over for coffee today because she had bought presents(?) for everyone.
I felt like joining the discussion a few times and sharing my opinions and knowledge about coffee, but I was afraid I'd get something mixed up and say something embarrassing like "Vienna coffee? Ah, yes, the trick to making it juicy is to use a natural casing made of intestines so that..."
Someone please make me a strong cup of joe so I can stay awake.
158 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:47:22 ID:oUCI+oVZ
After chatting for a while, we decided to tackle the installation of the anti-lockpicking machine............ Three girls staring at my wrench(?).
Me, sweating like a pig.
Please don't stare at my right hand like that. You girls should just keep talking about coffee. Don't stare. Don't look. Because it's the same hand that was gripping my monkey wrench yesterday if you know what I mean...
But it was a matter of only a few minutes. The cause of the problem was just as I'd expected. Simply a case of not having the right tool for the job. With the right amount of force, you could have probably done it using pliers too. I was glad I didn't bring my whole toolbox. It would've been extremely embarrassing if I'd brought all that and ended up not using any of it.
Molester may be an otaku, but the good thing about him is that he's very serious about everything he does.
163 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:51:29 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Having successfully installed the lock, I was celebrated as a hero...... in my dreams. "What the heck!? So it was this easy!?" Thanks to Kansai laughing it off as easy, I didn't get the obligatory "Wow!! Amazing!!" compliments you get even if what you did wasn't impressive at all. Not that it matters.
After checking if the door can be locked properly and making sure everything else works as always, my duty for the day was done. The girls started chatting about this and that again.
Kansai and I watched a video tape. What's more, it was a TV recording of the movie "Tremors" for some reason.
166 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:55:07 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"The monster looks so cheapw" "But this cheapness is what makes it so great!!" "I don't know, if it's cheap, it's cheap." "But it's not even cheap if you consider when this movie was made, you know? Horror movies normally hide the cheapness of their monsters by making all scenes where it appears super dark. Tremors became this famous even though it's a B-movie because the characters fight the monster in broad daylight―――――" "Ahh, shut up! Shut up!"
We only watched about the last hour of the movie. But it really is more fun to watch cheerful movies like this together with someone while poking fun at them. And though it's a bit embarrassing writing this, it made me think "Kansai is the one I like, after all."
179 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:59:52 ID:oUCI+oVZ
After watching "Tremors", I was zapping through the channels when the girls started preparing to head out. "Are you going somewhere? I should be heading home." "Didn't I tell you? We gotta go to work now."
Apparently, all three of them had a shift starting at noon. It was the reason why Butler was there today.
"Molester, are you hungry? In return for helping us with the lock, I'll let you eat at our restaurant." "At my own expense?" "Of course. Like I'd treat you to something." "What a cheapskate."
is the kind of random conversation we had on our way to the restaurant. I could have gone home right then (or rather, I should have since I had an evening shift myself), but I read in some how-to book about love and relationships "You have to spend as much time as possible with the person you love!!" so I decided to just tag along with Kansai.
"You have to spend as much time as possible with the person you love!!" I see. φ(｀д´) note note
185 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:04:15 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"So what are you gonna do? Are you coming in for lunch? But I really can't treat you to lunch when I'm on the shift, sorry." "Don't worry. I wasn't going to ask you to treat me anyway."
Or so I said, but I was starving. I still had some curry left at home, but I figured I'd just have lunch while I'm at a restaurant anyway. Plus, there's something about having lunch while ogling at women in sexy waitress outfits.
And so I decided to have lunch at my own expense at their restaurant. I was looking forward to seeing Kansai in her uniform, but it was Loli who came to take my order. It's only natural when you think about it though. There's no way someone who just started her shift would come out to take orders right away. ＯＴＬ Ignoring my state of mind, the first thing Loli said was "Huh!? Mr. Molester?"
>>190 Whatever illusions a virgin might have about pure love will easily shatter as soon as he's put into a situation where he might get to sleep with a woman.
194 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:08:48 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"What about the anti-lockpicking lock? How did it go?" "Ahh, we managed to install it. It was just stuck." "I see. That's good to hear!" "What about you, Loli? Will you be working until the evening?" "No, my shift is over. I'm just waiting for Kansai and the others to take over." "I see. Have a nice afternoon then." "Thanks, same to you too."
Hold on, where's my shirt?
I suddenly remembered, but it was too late to bring it up. I don't need that shirt anyway. Use it as a dust cloth or something. Then its textiles might finally find some good use after being made into a lame shirt and worn by a lame guy like me.
198 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:12:39 ID:oUCI+oVZ
While I was waiting for the ground beef curry lunch (or something like that) I ordered, females clad in uniforms came out of the kitchen one after another. "You really having lunch here!?" "Take your time and enjoy your meal." "*nods*"
I was hoping I'd get to talk to the girls a bit, but a family restaurant at lunchtime is like a battlefield. There were empty seats, but all the salarymen and students having lunch were more than enough to keep the girls busy. At least, too busy to have a chat with me. I admit I felt a bit lonely when my ground beef curry was served by some guy I don't know. (Why do I get the only male waiter?) And so I munched away at my lunch by myself.
I heard some virgins believe that girls don't poop. Maybe yesterday, Molester tried to find out if it's true......
206 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:17:11 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Honestly, I'd have loved to stay and leer at Kansai in a uniform a bit longer, but not only would it be plain creepy, I'd also be in the way of work, so I decided to leave quietly. When I went up to the register with the check, that waiter was waiting for me again. What's with this guy? Does he have the hots for me or something?
I paid the bill while going "Uho!" internally and headed outside. What awaited me outside was a small girl sitting in a corner of the parking lot hugging her knees and staring at the ground............ It was Loli.
"Heey! What are you doing?" "Ah!"
With a look on her face like I'd seen her doing something embarrassing, Loli and her bouncing jugs turned around to me in a panic. "No, I was just surprised to see so many ants at this time of the year! I wondered what they were transporting..." I got a much more in-depth explanation than I asked for. I guess, she must have been that embarrassed.
I see! The admin of the summary site was actually Glasses all along!!!1
226 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:23:20 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Huh. I see." I listened to her long explanation, but I don't remember all of it. I think I got the gist of it though. And then she said
"Ah, your shirt! Let me return it!!" "Ahh, right, right. I was going to ask you about it but couldn't because you went into the kitchen." "That's perfect then." "Is it in the restaurant? I'll be waiting here." "Eh? No... It's at home..." "Eh?" "I left your shirt at home." "Ahh, is that right..."
To be honest, I was a bit surprised when she said it. Actually, I was even a bit annoyed at her. She wants to return a shirt she borrowed from someone, right? But she's like "Come pick it up yourself."
243 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:27:16 ID:oUCI+oVZ
But I couldn't be hard on a girl. Why not? Because I'm a virgin.
"I'll pick it up then. It's not far from here, right?" "Yes, it's just a short walk." "Not that I really need the shirt or anything..." "But well, I can't really wear it..." "It's so lame I can't wear it either..." "Hahaha." "Hahaha. (You little...)"
We headed to Loli's place while having smalltalk. Loli's place really turned out to be close. Really close!! It was surprisingly big too. I'd say, it was more like an apartment in an apartment complex than a unit in an apartment building. No, don't ask me what the exact difference between the two is.
>>256 In order to be able to read his report today (not the only reason, of course), I pulled an all-nighter and already did all of today's work yesterday. And now, I can spend all day with the Kansai in my imagination.
266 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:34:21 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Miss Understanding's room had a, well, girly feel to it, while Loli's room was, in contrast to her appearance, very practical, almost dreary... In the corners of her room: Shelf! Desk! PC! In the kitchen: Fridge! Cupboard! In front of her TV: Bed! Dresser!!
Like that. The kind of room that contains only the essential things in the right place. It almost reminded me of my room. Except my room is a lot neater and tidier.
But her room smelled completely different than mine. It wasn't a perfume or incense smell like in Miss Understanding's room (or whatever it was), but it was such a sweet scent. Is that what a woman smells like!?
284 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:38:06 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Ah, I made some cookies. Do you want some?"
The sweet scent turned out to be the scent of cookies.
"Ah, thanks." So what if I thought women smell like oookies? It's only natural that I don't know how a woman smells. I gladly treated myself to a few cookies with a cup of Emerald Mountain blend. Yeah, I like this coffee a lot more than the one I had before.
While munching on cookies, Loli and I talked about the difficulties of living alone. About how doing laundry and cooking is a pain, and whether the essence of Hokuto Shinken lies in sadness or rage etc.
Something tells me that even if we wait till later tonight, Molester will just say "Sorry, guys, I gotta go. Loli invited me over." or "Sorry, Loli came to visit." and we won't hear from him again all night.
Guys, his report won't be as funny as usual if he has to write it when he's this tired!
308 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:42:38 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I'm seriously at my limit. Let me offer you guys a slightly spoiler-y explanation to earn your sympathy and empathy:
I left Loli's place after 10pm, called my part-time job because I was a little worried, and just as I'd feared, they couldn't find someone to replace me, so the guy in charge of the night shift had to start his shift earlier, and I was asked if I can at least work half of my shift. So I hurried straight over and took over without a wink of sleep and the guy in charge of the night shift asked me if I could take over his evening shift on the next day. I was obviously in no position to say no, which is why I have no choice but to work again at 5pm today.
>>308 Hey, hey, I haven't slept either and I got another meeting with clients this afternoon, yet I'm still sitting here and sleep-deprived waiting for your posts, you know? ↑Oh Godwwwwww What a mess of a sentencewwwww My brain has stopped workingwww
Uho! 9. [Tokusatsu!] Kamen Rider Blade Part 99 [Mutsuki... you've grown so much.] (154/806) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY 10. [VIP] I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21 (154/300) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY 11. [News Flash] If you guys were brainwashed (143/588) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
>>355 But he did it no matter how you look at it. Going out of his way to describe his feelings for Kansai, stressing the fact that he's a virgin after Loli showed up, and ignoring all questions about what happened at Loli's place... It's all foreshadowing leading up to the grand finale that is "seicross". Plus, before he started his report, he said he can't wait to share it with us, you know? And seeing how unnaturally calm he seems, it just wouldn't make any sense if he didn't do it.
I wonder which one it'll be: - Having seicross with Loli made him fall in love with her and he gets the Loli end. - Having seicross with Loli gave him a confidence boost and he goes after Kansai next. - Having seicross with Loli causes him to get carried away, they start avoiding him and he gets the bad end.
When Molester Man came back, I was happy because I'd been waiting for him all night, but I'm at my limit too now, so I'm actually relieved that he's going to sleep now. Because if he goes to sleep too, I won't have to worry about missing anything. But yeah, the wait for him after getting up later today and having dinner is going to kill me. Not that I mind since I enjoy wondering if he did it or not and letting my imagination run wildwww
>>378 I enjoy it too. I didn't participate in the roll call earlier, but I frequent this thread a lot too. Though I guess today might be the last time depending on what happens later. Let's let our imaginations run wild for (maybe) the last time, guys!
It's okay, right...? There should be nothing wrong with acting on instinct if it's your first seicross! You don't have to restrict yourself to only doing it with someone you like...! It's that kind of illusion... that has plagued so many VIPPERs before you...!!
What a relief... It's like a weight's been lifted... from my heart...
We humans... We don't have to always act rational and control ourselves...
There's no reason to be ashamed...! I'll do it with Loli...! I'll give in to lust...!!
To the admin of the summary site: The last two items in the chronological summary link to the wrong page. "E-mail from Loli" links to the same page as "To Akihabara" right above it and "Call from Kansai" links to the same page as "E-mail from Loli". They link to 32, 32, 33 instead of 32, 33, 34 right now. Also, the URL of 20th item "Call to Miss Understanding" is missing an l at the end.
>>401 You should really go to the hospital. I've always had problems with my ears and had a middle ear infection six times. One of those times, I was told I almost lost my hearing forever. Go to the hospital.
I wonder if most of the people who didn't sleep last night went to sleep already. Alright, maybe I should use this window of opportunity to get some sleep too. After all, I can barely keep my eyes open right now. If there's anyone else here who's still waiting for Molester to post something, you might want to take a nap now before he comes back. That way, we can all give him a warm welcome when he returns from work later. How about we sync our alarms so we can get up at around the same time? Anyways, I'm off for now. See you later, guys.
>>432 Yeah... I feel like we've been getting more and more guys here who are a little off. And they, in return, cause a bunch of other guys to show telling us to get ouf of VIP (which is kinda off too).
Kansai is such a bro. Don't tell me he really did it with Loli. She can't be right in the head if she likes to look at ants. I wouldn't do it even if I was bored out of my mind. I only managed to hold out till 8:30am... I'm such a loser. orz
This thread has too much off-topic chatter already. What do we need more people for?
Half of the previous thread got wasted while Molester wasn't even there. I wish people would just lurk from their cell phones like I do when waiting for Molester... The previous thread was brimming with QUALITY though. Especially all the random variations of "m9（＾Д＾） Pfffhahaha" posts.
Hey, guys, I'm finally finally finally finally finally finally caught up...... Hey, Molester!! I didn't get a wink of sleep yesterday either!!! Then I worked a 9-hour-shift! It was tough as fuck and I'm so tired now, but I'm still awake!!
Also, I have a favor to ask of the summary site admin. I know you've been working hard, but it'd be great if you could at least sum up Molester Man's posts first.
I found this while reading the logs. It's from when OP was e-mailing Kansai during a lecture.
Kansai: "So I'm your partner?" Molester: "But of course. It can only be you, Kansai!!" Kansai: "Because we're the only friends you have, right?w Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?"
Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner? Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner? Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?
I find it interesting that she suggested Loli here. Could it be that it was common knowledge among the family restaurant staff that Loli likes Molester? I'm just letting my imagination run wild, but it helps kill time and we only have three hours left.
329 : 04/11/23 02:22:39 ID:MHsvk5f9 >>326 Ahh, I know what you mean. I've had the same thing happen to me too. Speaking from my experience, I'd say she's going to be your girlfriend in about half a year.
Molester said Loli acts like a different person every time he sees her, right? Isn't that because Loli gets overly self-conscious around Molester? Like, she tries to make a good impression but gets embarrassed and stuff?
>>576 Here's the deal I made with my little sister (her monthly pay gets calculated on the 20th and paid on the 26th):
+2000 yen every month because she claims to resemble Ueto Aya -1000 yen every month because she definitely doesn't resemble Ueto Aya +3000 yen for every handjob +6000 yen for every blowjob +3000 yen every month for fondling her boobs +3000 yen every month for panchira +2000 yen for every time I cum on her face In case she can't finish me off, I don't have to pay for the handjob or blowjob. However, if I finish myself off with my own hands (and then cum on her face), I have to pay half the price of the handjob or blowjob. In such a case, I don't have to pay extra for cumming on her face. If it's late at night (past 1am), outside her working hours (weekends, holidays and when our parents are around), or an emergency request (if it's too sudden), the price has to be negotiated. Tissues are provided by her. If I pay her in advance, I get a free handjob. ↑ Is this what you mean?
To be blunt, since I hadn't gotten much sleep the night before, I was very tired at that point and didn't really take an active part in the conversation. Loli kept talking about her school and her friends, while I just kept giving random responses like "Ahh... Yeah. Right." In one ear and out the other.
I read in a how-to book about love and relationships "When a woman tells you about something that's troubling her, she doesn't want a solution from you, she just wants you to listen." so it should be alright. Yeah.
Just when I was thinking that, the topic turned to love and relationships.
Or she's into slot machines. The Fist of the North Star slot machines are a big hit.
738 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:44:34 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Mr. Molester, what do you..." "Ah, drop the mister. Just call me Molester. No need to be so polite. I'm not that polite either."
I didn't say this with something in mind or anything. It's just that when someone's polite to me, I have this habit of switching to polite speech too, and it's a real pain in the ass. Especially when someone says "I don't think you should do that, sir."
I didn't mean much when I asked her to drop the mister, but Loli started blushing like crazy. "Eh... But you're older than me..." "Only by a little though. Besides, between the two of us, I probably look younger." "That's not something you should say to a girl, you know?w" "Whatever the case, don't be so polite." "Ah... Yes..."
And that was the end of that topic. I regret it now.
>>736 Who cares what thread we use as long as everyone knows which one? Especially now that the thread's going so fast right now, it's good to have the next thread ready early on to prevent duplicate threads.
Fighting breaks out as soon as there's a pause between Molester's postswww Okaywwwww
765 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:48:47 ID:oUCI+oVZ
And with the death of polite speech came the topic of love and relationships. It was supposedly about a friend of hers at her university. Here's a quick summary:
Girl A has a crush on guy B, but they're just friends. Girl A and girl C are BFFs. Girl A has been asking girl C for advice about guy B a lot lately. It was only a matter of time until girl C started hanging out with guy B a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard. Now, what should she do?
It was the kind of stereotypical love triangle you see everywhere. It's hard to give serious advice for something so cliché. The only time I played a game where two girls fight over one guy was when I played the Yuki route in "Mizuiro". Unable to give appropriate advice, I decided to simply tell her my honest thoughts.
>Kansai has a crush on Molester, but they're just friends. >Kansai and Loli are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Loli for advice about Molester a lot lately. >It was only a matter of time until Loli started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard. >Now, what should she do?
Would you say that Loli and Molester have been hanging out a lot?
831 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:54:31 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Ah, when I said "So much for that topic." about her polite speech, I meant that I told her not to use polite speech and she said yes, but she kept using it anyway. Sorry if it was confusing. For what it's worth, Loli drops the polite speech when she's drunk.
"And C would like to make a move on B but can't because she'd feel bad for A." "Ahh..." "If she wanted to ask out B, she could tell A about it beforehand, but they're still just acquaintances and she's not ready for that yet..." "Hmm..." "And it's not just that doesn't want to betray A, there are also other friends whose feelings she has to consider..." "Heh..." "What do you think, Mr. Molester?" "Uh-huh..." "........................gosh! Are you even listening!?"
This is the second time I've heard a girl say "Gosh!" in real life.
>Miss Undie has a crush on Molester, but they're just friends. >Miss Undie and Kansai are BFFs. Miss Undie has been asking Kansai for advice about Molester a lot lately. >It was only a matter of time until Kansai started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard. >Now, what should she do?