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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:13:07 ID:z+m25Jzl
1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
     Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
     The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
     And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.


It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 19
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101393481/

Templates omitted.
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
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>>950 starts the next thread.
※ No fighting among VIPPERs allowed.

There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403


~~~~~~~~~~Currently waiting for Molester's report~~~~~~~~~~

2 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:15:36 ID:9xTU+fWq
Crabs a lot!

3 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:16:19 ID:HhlbdRJW
>>1
Crab.

4 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:16:32 ID:3QMjUme9
>>1 Crabs, Glasses.

5 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:17:31 ID:b5Lt1PHC
Crab you very much.

6 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 05:18:07 ID:g7JtWxF5
+   +
  ∩_∩  +
 (0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
 (0゚つ旦O +
 と__)__) +

7 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:19:36 ID:rFTsyuGe
Crab you.

8 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:23:52 ID:uJS6zVWT
Crab you.

9 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 05:46:47 ID:xdKcGRQy
Thanks for starting the thread this early in the morning.

10 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:39:23 ID:RMCLSO1d
>>1.
Crab you.



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11 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:46:04 ID:88Yd528N
Damn, they're doing construction work right next to my apartment.

12 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:46:07 ID:0rGmF8jR
Looks like he was at work this whole time.

13 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:47:35 ID:RMCLSO1d
Thank you very much for your patience, everyone♪
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14 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:48:39 ID:C+is/+v6
He's finally back, huh?

15 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:48:56 ID:0rGmF8jR
Eh? Pretty Cure won't be over till 9am...?
Are you for real? orz

16 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:50:07 ID:WUU1dQOM
>>15
In more than an hour??
I don't think I can stay awake that long...

17 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:51:19 ID:p0XBhAbS
In b4 he's too tired to write the report after watching Pretty Cure and goes to bed.

18 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:52:25 ID:RMCLSO1d
Before I forget, here's the template OP:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22



1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
    Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
    The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
    And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.


It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/

Templates omitted.
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
↑ Go here for a summary of the threads.


>>950 starts the next thread.
※ No fighting among VIPPERs allowed.

There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403

19 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 07:59:03 ID:zqAwko0E
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20 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:00:00 ID:hEl1vr3K
Molester, you better post the report before you go to sleep!

21 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 08:02:39 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I feel like it's going to be a long one this time, and on top of that, I have to work a shift at 5pm this evening.

1. I start the report after Pretty Cure, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it.
2. I take a nap after Pretty Cure and start the report at 3pm, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it.
3. I start the report when I'm back from work (10pm) and do it in one go.

Which one is better?

22 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:02:52 ID:RMCLSO1d
Guys, Kamen Rider Chalice is on!

ttp://myweb.hinet.net/home10/funnyokuma/Kinoshita%20Ayumi/kinoshita_ayumi034.jpg

23 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:03:23 ID:Tc3oqm9l
4. Start the report now and do it in one go.

24 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:03:27 ID:C+is/+v6
I'm fine with either of them.

25 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:03:44 ID:RMCLSO1d
2.

I'm about to head out, so do it when I'm back.

26 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:03:43 ID:YY3shC4g
Can't you at least tell us if you did it or not first?

27 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:04:16 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>26 Don't get hasty now.

28 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:05:01 ID:YY3shC4g
>>27
But Loli Jugs!

29 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:05:05 ID:0rGmF8jR
1

30 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:05:07 ID:RMCLSO1d
puke shirt puke shirt

ttp://myweb.hinet.net/home10/funnyokuma/Kinoshita%20Ayumi/kinoshita_ayumi045.jpg

31 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:06:57 ID:hEl1vr3K
4. Start the report after Pretty Cure and do it in one go.

32 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:07:21 ID:88Yd528N
Who cares about anime!? Start your report noooooooooooooooow!!

33 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:07:34 ID:C+is/+v6
>>30
Jasmine, you're so cute, Jasmine.

34 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:07:37 ID:rFTsyuGe
Ok, just took off my underwear. I'm ready.

35 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:07:53 ID:0rGmF8jR
It's a long one this time?
Does that mean you did it with her before you went to work??
Shit, I'm so curious!


36 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:10:07 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Molester has to work this evening because he didn't work yesterday, right?

37 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:10:13 ID:RMCLSO1d
Actually, I'm more surprised that he's not going to watch Zatch Bell and Legendz too.

38 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:10:56 ID:YY3shC4g
I need to know her cup sizewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm dying to knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

39 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 08:14:31 ID:g7JtWxF5
Is it just me or does Molester seem to be awfully composed?

40 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:16:02 ID:0rGmF8jR
Hey, Molester, which one of the four options is it going to be...?
Tell us if it's not option 1. I want to go to bed...

41 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:16:13 ID:RMCLSO1d
447 : VIPPER : 04/11/25 09:56:15 ID:n8isN4iP
My prediction is that Molester will have the last laugh.

42 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:17:30 ID:rFTsyuGe
Doesn't seem like he only has bad things to report. I'm glad.

43 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:21:10 ID:hl+7lto8
I, slayer of Grandmaster Nimzo, have arrived.

44 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:22:05 ID:IqmlZuvr
Look, I ain't interested in listening to you going on and on about your love life.
All I wanna know is if you did it or not, you piece of trash.

45 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:22:53 ID:YY3shC4g
>>44
Hey, dickhead!
Calm your ass down!

46 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:24:38 ID:MWBw3ktU
Take your time.

47 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:28:40 ID:IqmlZuvr
Hurry up and start writing, you piece of trash.

48 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:29:05 ID:hl+7lto8
So you pulled an allnighter yesterday, Molester...?

What did you do yesterday!?

First of all, please tell us when you're going to start your report, O Great Molester.

49 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:29:44 ID:GOf07gkG
What the hell? We held out this long and we won't get anything?

50 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:30:16 ID:RMCLSO1d
1. I start the report after Pretty Cure, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it.
2. I take a nap after Pretty Cure and start the report at 3pm, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it.

I think I'd rather have it all in one go than split in two.

51 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:31:55 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Isn't the channel he's watching on a commercial break right now?
Don't tell me he's too busy chatting with Loli to post right now.

52 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 08:34:57 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I could, of course, give you guys the short version if you want...

53 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:36:17 ID:Tc3oqm9l
If you type it all out and post it all at once,
you should be able to finish by 12pm.

54 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:38:19 ID:RMCLSO1d
Dude, you should be the one to decide when to start the report.
Tell us a time and we'll try to be there. It's a Sunday, so it's your call.


55 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:38:55 ID:zqAwko0E
It might be better to do it later when more people are here.


56 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 08:39:04 ID:oUCI+oVZ
>>53
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! HAL!!

57 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:40:56 ID:27B4muPu
>>56
Give us the short version now
and the detailed version later when you're back from work.

58 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:41:55 ID:RMCLSO1d
Nah, once the cat's out of the bag, it's out of the bag.

59 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:42:49 ID:3cYqDOia
I don't care when, just make sure it's all typed out so we can get the whole thing at once!

60 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:43:45 ID:GOf07gkG
Tell us if you did it or not!

61 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:43:55 ID:zqAwko0E
It'll probably take him five posts just to get to the part where he arrives at Miss Undie's place
and 15 posts to get to Loli's place.

62 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:55:34 ID:RMCLSO1d
Excuse me... I have an announcement to make.

         .∧__,,∧
        (´・ω・`)
         (つと)
         `u―u´

  Mr. Molester's report will begin at 10pm tonight, okay?
  I hope you have a fun Sunday until then.

63 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 08:57:24 ID:oUCI+oVZ
>>62
I guess 10pm would be best, huh?

64 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:58:34 ID:27B4muPu
>>63
Now would be best.

65 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:59:04 ID:rFTsyuGe
How about you just decide on a time instead of asking us?
It's not like anyone's made a suggestion we can all agree on.

66 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:59:30 ID:zqAwko0E
  \ You can't make me do this♪/

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. v/ゝv/ゝ.v/ゝ.v/ゝ.v/ゝ.v/ゝ.v/ゝ.v/ゝ.v/ゝ.v/ゝ
. /<. /<. /<. /<.. /<.. /<. /<. /<.. /<.. /<




67 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 08:59:36 ID:nxxcCamh
Still no report? (・∀・ )っ/凵⌒☆ ting ting

68 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 08:59:56 ID:cjF+yXy9
Be careful when you decide though.
We're not the same VIPPERs we were yesterday.
Everyone in this thread is super on edge right now.

69 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:00:17 ID:2IoZu2xe
Whoa.
I wake up only to find Molester in the thread acting like nothing happened.

Good morning, everyone.

70 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:00:38 ID:IqmlZuvr
Hurry up and start writing, you piece of trash.

71 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:00:40 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Guys, I started this kind of thread because I don't have any friends to talk to, so if it was for me,
I can't wait to tell you guys what happened in as much detail and as soon as possible,
but since I haven't slept at all, I honestly don't think I can do it right now.

72 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:00:51 ID:3cYqDOia
Pros of postponing the report to 10pm:
- Full thread
- We get the whole thing in one sitting
Cons:
- The VIPPERs here won't last till 10pm

73 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:01:28 ID:2IoZu2xe
You haven't slept at all??
You were at work all night, huh...

74 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:01:53 ID:zqAwko0E
Didn't he take a nap before his report last time too?

75 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:01:54 ID:RMCLSO1d
He hasn't slept at all━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

Like I said, it's your call.

76 : Man ◆QRnLgjrobQ : 04/11/28 09:02:13 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Take a nap at 12pm and you can still get four hours of sleep.

77 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:02:35 ID:RMCLSO1d
>>72
- The VIPPERs here won't last till 10pm

ノシ

78 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:03:16 ID:27B4muPu
>>71
If you got time to post shit like that, post your report instead!

79 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:04:34 ID:eAdDr2w4
Tell us if you went to work or not first.

80 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 09:04:38 ID:nxxcCamh
                ∧∧  ∧∧
He hasn't slept━━━━(*゚∀゚) (∀゚*)━━━━━━!!!!!!!!!!!!
            彡 ⊂   つ⊂  つ  ミ
          ((   ⊂、 /   \ ~つ   ))
            ミ   ∪  ≡  U′  彡

81 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:04:54 ID:xQJCOoDb
I bet every thread Molester starts gets lots of replies.

82 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:05:39 ID:oUCI+oVZ
>>79
I went to work late.
>>81
That's not true.
http://life6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/hikky/1101558104/l50

83 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:06:11 ID:3cYqDOia
I think it's safe to say he had seicros- Hey, what are you doing? Stop thaopjqjmussalp

84 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:06:43 ID:cjF+yXy9
>I can't wait to tell you guys

Guys, I'd like to direct all your attention to this part here.

85 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:06:47 ID:hl+7lto8
>>82
Come on, please don't give us little spoilers like that. orz

86 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:07:24 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I'd misunderstood what >>81 was implying when I posted >>82.
This was the first time I made a thread that was about myself.

87 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:08:09 ID:rFTsyuGe
You went to work l-l-l-l-late??

88 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:08:16 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Tell us what happened after Loli got out of the shower (unless you peeked at her in the shower).

89 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:09:05 ID:xQJCOoDb
Sounds like you're still over the moon...
I don't even know what you're trying to say.

90 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:09:15 ID:fG7vn1nm
Did you succeed at having seicross if possible or not?

91 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:10:01 ID:3cYqDOia
The VIPPERs' opinions right now:
- Just hurry up and start the report!
- Do it in one sitting. Don't split it into parts.
- Wouldn't it be better to do it when there are more people in the thread?
Molester's opinion:
- I wanna sleep.

92 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:10:07 ID:XrNNfugm
Molester, you guys, everyone calm down...

None of you are making any sense right now.

93 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:10:08 ID:RMCLSO1d
Ahh, don't spoil things in an anticlimactic way like that.

Hurry up and start before I have to head outmlpoluy;olyd

94 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 09:10:10 ID:nxxcCamh
Please just do it like always
and blue-ball us to death
while you copy-paste it bit by bit.

And no spoilers please.

95 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:10:11 ID:oUCI+oVZ
>>89
I guess you could say I'm over the moon...
I just wanted to show you that a thread I started yesterday hasn't gotten any replies yet...

Which I still can't understand. Don't you want to build that dragon!?

96 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:11:17 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>95
You're wasting precious time you could be using to get some sleep, you know...?

97 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:12:01 ID:cjF+yXy9
Don't make me repeat myself.
The VIPPERs here are on edge right now.
I wouldn't test their patience if I were you.

98 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:12:10 ID:oUCI+oVZ
>>96
Huh!?
Wait, don't tell me... Is this the infamous Resident of Sun conspiracy at work here!?

99 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:12:18 ID:27B4muPu
>>95
Post your report even if it's only the first half.

100 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:13:14 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Alright, then I'll post the first half.
But I'm seriously sleep deprived right now, so please ignore it if some of it is worded weirdly.

101 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:13:42 ID:3cYqDOia
Molester must be a sadist on the same level as Pork Cutlet.
I bet he had Loli tied up and everything.

102 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:13:43 ID:hl+7lto8
Here we go━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ッ!!

103 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:14:32 ID:zqAwko0E
Only the first half!?
Some of the VIPPERs here waited for it all night, you know!?

104 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:14:56 ID:w1Rjv2+b
The Blueballing Stranger

105 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:19:08 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Since I'd spent the whole night before discussing with the thread the exciting ways you can have fun with URINATION,
(and since I was nervous about installing the door lock anyway), I didn't get much sleep, so even my second alarm couldn't wake me up
I tend to not hear the alarm when I'm tired, which is why I always set three alarms to go off shortly after another (two clocks and my cell phone).

While I was still dozing off after the second alarm, I got a call from Kansai.
"..................yes?"
"Where are you?"
"Huh? At home............"
"Eh? Were you sleeping?"
"........................yeah..."
"Get up, you idiot!!"
"Uhh..."
"Get over here asap!!"
"Okay."

After hanging up, I was still not fully awake.
In fact, I was about to doze off again, but thanks to my cell phone alarm, I was finally able to get up.
I literally jumped out of bed in a panic. If I arrived late, my plan
Install the lock easily → "Wow, he's so cool!"
would be ruined. And all the advice I got in the thread would go to waste.
So I washed my face, brushed my teeth thoroughly, and managed to break out of my room.

106 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:20:07 ID:wF3wYCkg
No, no, no, no...
Where's the part with Loli?

107 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 09:20:57 ID:nxxcCamh
>>106
Don't be so hasty now.

Molester's writing style is entertaining enough,
so let's be patient!!

108 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:20:57 ID:Tc3oqm9l
I'm sure the events that led to him going to Loli's place are important too.

109 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:20:57 ID:wF3wYCkg
Ah, right, it comes later, huh?

110 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:21:44 ID:rFTsyuGe
What are you guys doing while waiting for his next post?

111 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:21:54 ID:Tc3oqm9l
But you better not fall asleep before you get to the part at Loli's place.

112 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:22:27 ID:GOf07gkG
You overslept?w You never disappoint, Molesterw

113 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:23:01 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Since I was in a hurry, I didn't get to check 2ch like I normally do every morning.
When I checked my cell phone on my way to Miss Understanding's place, there were still a few minutes left till 10. I was on time.
"I should have eaten something before I left..."
is what I thought, but turning back and reheating leftover curry was obviously not an option.
There weren't any convenience stores nearby either, so I decided to just head straight to Miss Understanding's place.
.........
......
...
And then I got lost.

I'd been to her place a few times already, but I'm not good at remembering stuff. Plus, every time I went to her place,
I was always accompanied by a woman, which made me so nervous that I couldn't pay attention to the street names.
"Oh well, I'll be fine if I keep heading in the general direction."
is what I figured, but I was naive.
However, being late wasn't an option. I swallowed my pride and decided to ask Kansai for directions.

114 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:24:17 ID:Tc3oqm9l
No, ask Miss Understanding for directions!

115 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:25:07 ID:tjushEIX
TBS

116 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:26:01 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Hello?"
"Molester? Are you here? Want me to come get you?"
"No, I got lost."
"Huh? That's why I offered coming to get you."
"No, I'm seriously lost."
"It's house number XXX, you know?"
"I keep telling you, I'm lost. I can't even find the way to the place!"
"....................................you're lying, right?"
"I never lie."
"...................................."
"...................................."

She seemed utterly speechless.
I mean, what did you expect though? In second year of elementary school, I was the second kid in class to remember the multiplication table. The second to last, that is.

117 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:26:19 ID:zqAwko0E
Getting lost END.

118 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:27:38 ID:zqAwko0E
Why is the thread so empty right now!? Weren't there more people around last night?

119 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:27:49 ID:06xFECO+
ba-dump ba-dump bear bear

120 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:27:59 ID:GOf07gkG
You fool! What happened to the sense of smell you're so proud of!?

121 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 09:28:06 ID:nxxcCamh
    -= ∧_∧
  -=≡ (  ゚∀゚) The multiplication table━━━━━━!!!!!!
    -=( つ┯つ
   -=≡/  / //
  -=≡(__)/ )
   -= (◎) ̄))

122 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:28:33 ID:Dxbw3len
Well, in my case, I'm not posting anything because I'm lurking in two threads at the same time.

123 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:28:55 ID:b5a4kntz
Hang in there, Molester.

124 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:29:29 ID:oUCI+oVZ
So I told her the names of the intersection before me and some nearby stores,
and it was decided that Miss Understanding would come pick me up.
I was making an ass out of myself.

"Mr. Molester!"
Miss Understanding called out to me from a distance. Maybe she didn't want to get too close to me.
"Ah, I'm sorry. I forgot the way to your place."
"It's alright, you've only been here only once or twicew"
I managed to get lost even though it's really simple to get from my place to hers............

As we walked to her place together, I asked her about what exactly the problem was with the lock.
It was pretty much like Kansai had explained on the phone. So no surprises there.
At least, I won't embarrass myself completely.

125 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:30:54 ID:rFTsyuGe
(ノ∀`) Oh boy. You didn't bring them a cake, did you?

126 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:31:04 ID:zqAwko0E
I always wondered how close you live to each other. Is it that close?

127 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:31:10 ID:GOf07gkG
If you say you won't completely embarrass yourself, it means you actually will, right? That's what it means, right?

128 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:31:42 ID:hl+7lto8
Look at Molester happily telling us about something that happened roughly 24 hours ago.

Nice, very nice.

129 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:32:25 ID:zqAwko0E
>>128
It's been that long already...?

130 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 09:33:25 ID:nxxcCamh
>>124
Keep 'em coming just like that, Molester.

131 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:33:56 ID:2IoZu2xe
Just took a bath since I didn't get to do it yesterday.
And it seems like I'm back right in time for the reportw

132 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:34:15 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Then we arrived.
It turns out her apartment is only about a minute's walk away from a hardware store I sometimes shop at.
I was so surprised when I realized it. I'd practically been right next to her apartment so many times already―――――

"I haven't cleaned up yet thoughwww"
She led me into her apartment with an embarrassed look that was completely unjustified. It was like a totally different world.
Though it's completely unrelated, it reminded me of how I felt in elementary school
when I visited the Hakone open-air museum for the first time and saw that weird gym for kids with the huge hammock that looks like a spider's web.
I forget what it's called. Sorry. I bet no one here has a clue what I'm talking about.
In any case, I went there a few more times until one day I was told that only elementary schoolers are allowed to play there and I was so shocked that I started crying.

I went on a weird tangent there just to describe how otherworldly her apartment felt like to me.
It was covered in pink.
Okay, well, it wasn't completely covered in pink, but it was definitely very girly.
You know, flower decorations and stuff everywhere.

133 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:34:27 ID:IqmlZuvr
I know you'll stop at the best part and go
"Ahh, I'm at my limit. Please let me sleep."
Post it all tonight in one go instead, you piece of trash.

134 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:35:41 ID:GOf07gkG
What'd you expect of a girl's room? It'd be scary if her room was decorated with bishojo figures instead.

135 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:35:45 ID:3cYqDOia
ID:IqmlZuvr seems to be seething.

136 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:35:48 ID:wF3wYCkg
She's girly!

137 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:36:45 ID:CGRXLpwt
Yessssーー
I'm caught upーー!!

138 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:37:04 ID:hl+7lto8
In b4 ID:IqmlZuvr starts posting
"What's fun about this thread?"

I bet 2000 wrenches.

139 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:37:09 ID:zqAwko0E
That comparison doesn't help me at all. Is it because I've never been to the Hakone open-air museum?
Or is Molester just really bad at making comparisons?

140 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:37:26 ID:bewM1jtz
ID:IqmlZuvr's posts in this thread:
>>44
>>47
>>70
>>133
>>135


141 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:38:08 ID:GOf07gkG
He seems to really like the expression "piece of trash".

142 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:38:12 ID:2IoZu2xe
This thread shows how bad sleep deprivation can be for your mental health.

143 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:38:45 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Please don't look around too muchwww"
"What's with that perverted look in your eyes, Mr. No-Sense-Of-Direction?"
Neither Kansai's jeers nor Miss Understanding's ambiguous comments (was she being friendly or shy?) reached my ears.
Frilly curtains. Lushly green money trees.
So many mirrors that you'd think they're being used to conjure magic.
Not to mention the countless cosmetic bottles and jars that look like they're straight from an operating room―――――

Everything in her apartment was out of this world and exceeded my wildest fantasies.
"You're probably supposed to experience this kind of stuff in high school..."
is what I thought to myself and I got increasingly depressed as I took a seat.

At this point, the only people in her apartment were Miss Understanding, Butler and I sitting at a table,
and Kansai watching TV.

144 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:38:50 ID:zqAwko0E
Please try to finish the report before Hello! Morning starts. I'm not implying that I'm going to watch it. Just saying.

145 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:40:00 ID:rFTsyuGe
Where's Loli? (゚Д゚≡゚Д゚)

146 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:40:47 ID:zqAwko0E
Loli's not there.

147 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:41:28 ID:Tc3oqm9l
If you're wondering when Loli will show up, you'll find out after the commercials.

148 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:41:29 ID:SDiyM1Iq
So Molester isn't a virgin anymore? orz

149 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:42:48 ID:3cYqDOia
>148
That explains why he's so strangely calm.

150 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:43:56 ID:oUCI+oVZ
After taking a seat, I didn't really have anything to talk about, so I began to read the instruction manual of the lock,
when I was served a cup of coffee out of a machine making a grating, whirring sound.
What is it called again? A drip coffee maker?
Unfortunately, I'm completely oblivious when it comes to coffee. I don't really like drinking it either.
I didn't want to say the wrong thing, nor did I want them to know about my ignorance,
so I settled for a gentlemanly response and simply said
"Thanks, it's delicious."

And yet, before I knew it, the topic had changed to coffee and other stuff I had no clue about.
Apparently, Miss Understanding had invited the other girls over for coffee today
because she had souvenirs (presents?) for everyone.

I felt like joining the discussion a few times and sharing my opinions and knowledge about coffee,
but I was afraid I'd get something mixed up and say something embarrassing like
"Vienna coffee? Ah, yes, the trick to making it juicy is to use a natural casing made of intestines so that..."

151 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:44:15 ID:zqAwko0E
Mr. No-Sense-Of-Direction Molester

152 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:45:23 ID:GOf07gkG
Don't worry, you're not alone. I don't drink coffee unless it's coffee milk.

153 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:46:02 ID:06xFECO+
I don't like coffee unless it's coffee jelly. orz

154 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:46:11 ID:hl+7lto8
>>150
That's how I always feel when I read Molester's ramen reports because I'm pretty indifferent when it comes to ramen.

155 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:46:14 ID:RMCLSO1d
Gahaha!
I'm afraid
"Chapter 1: At Miss Undie's apartment"
is as far as we're gonna get today.

156 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 09:46:17 ID:nrRXtBjb
>>150
Juicy coffee?

You're a fucking psycho.

157 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:47:20 ID:zqAwko0E
Someone please make me a strong cup of joe so I can stay awake.

158 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:47:22 ID:oUCI+oVZ
After chatting for a while, we finally decided to tackle the installation of the anti-lockpicking machine............
Three girls staring at my wrench(?).

Me, sweating like a pig.

Please don't stare at my right hand like that. You girls should just continue talking about coffee. Don't stare. Don't look.
Because it's the same hand that was gripping my monkey wrench yesterday if you know what I mean...

But it was a matter of only a few minutes.
The cause of the problem was just as I'd expected. Simply a case of not having the right tool for the job.
With enough force, you could have probably done it with pliers too.
I was glad I didn't bring my whole toolbox.
It would've been extremely embarrassing if I'd brought all that and ended up not using any of it.

159 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:48:58 ID:zqAwko0E
Any plans of building your own lures again? (゚д゚)

160 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:49:20 ID:06xFECO+
Molester returns.


100 Name:Molester Man◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/28 09:13:14 ID:oUCI+oVZ

Alright, then I'll post the first half.
But I'm seriously sleep deprived right now, so please ignore it if some of it is worded weirdly.



The admin of the summary site works so quickly.

161 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:50:19 ID:hl+7lto8
>>160
I bet someone so diligent never had any trouble getting a girlfriend.

162 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:51:13 ID:GOf07gkG
Molester may be an otaku, but the good thing about him is that he's so serious about everything he does.

163 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:51:29 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Having successfully installed the lock, I was celebrated as a hero...... in my dreams.
"What the heck!? So it was this easy!?"
Thanks to Kansai laughing it off as easy, I didn't get the obligatory
"Wow!! Amazing!!"
compliments you get even if what you did wasn't impressive at all. Not that it matters.

After checking if the door can be locked properly and making sure everything else works, my duty for the day was done.
The girls went back to chatting about this and that.

Kansai and I were the only ones watching a video tape.
What's more, it was a recording of the movie "Tremors" for some reason.

164 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:52:44 ID:zqAwko0E
Where did the two of them go?

165 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:53:07 ID:hl+7lto8
Tremors, the ultimate B-movie.

166 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:55:07 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"The monster looks so cheapw"
"But this cheapness is what makes it so great!!"
"I don't know. If it's cheap, it's cheap."
"But it's not even cheap if you consider when this movie was made, you know?
Horror movies normally hide the cheapness of the monster by making all scenes where it appears super dark.
Tremors became this famous even though it's a B-movie because the characters fight the monster in broad daylight―――――"
"Ahh, shut up! Shut up!"

We only watched the last hour of the movie or so.
But it really is more fun to watch popcorn movies like this together with someone while poking fun at them.
And though it's a bit embarrassing writing this, it made me think
"Kansai is the one I like, after all."

167 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:56:06 ID:zqAwko0E
Stop digressing so much.

168 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:56:06 ID:2IoZu2xe
Tremors isn't really a movie worth recording thoughw

169 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:56:41 ID:Tc3oqm9l
This must be foreshadowing for him having to decide between Kansai and Loli later.

170 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:56:44 ID:GOf07gkG
>it made me think
It's all in the past sense.
He must have done it with Loli......

171 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 09:56:58 ID:nrRXtBjb
>>163
Kansai laughing off what he did made me laugh.

172 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:57:15 ID:wF3wYCkg
>>166
I'll fucking lose it if it turns out you had seicross with Loli after having thoughts like that.

173 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:57:16 ID:gJK6cB0C
"Kansai is the one I like, after all."

But that didn't stop Molester from...

174 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:57:22 ID:cvwH4Fxf
>>166
This feels like a high-school romcom.

175 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:57:46 ID:rFTsyuGe
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             ヽ     ー‐==:ニニニ⊃          !::   ト、
Looks like our feelings of love were as fleeting as the wind.

176 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:58:03 ID:SDiyM1Iq
It's confirmed. He definitely did it. ('A`)

177 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:58:22 ID:zqAwko0E
"Kansai is the one I like, after all."

I'm hoping for the opposite, that he was able to stop himself.

178 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:58:23 ID:cvwH4Fxf
>>175
Wha-What did you sayーーーーー!?

179 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 09:59:52 ID:oUCI+oVZ
After watching "Tremors", I was zapping through channels when the girls started getting ready to head out.
"Are you girls going somewhere? I'll head home then."
"Didn't I tell you? We gotta go to work now."

Apparently, all three of them had a shift starting at noon.
That was why Butler was there today too.

"Molester, are you hungry? In return for helping us with the lock, I'll let you have lunch at our restaurant."
"At my own expense?"
"Of course. Like I'd treat you to something."
"What a cheapskate."

is the kind of random conversation we had on our way to the restaurant.
I could have gone home right then (or rather, I should have since I had an evening shift myself),
but I read in some how-to book about love and relationships
"You have to spend as much time as possible with the person you love!!"
so I decided to just tag along with Kansai.

180 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 09:59:58 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>170
You're smart.

181 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:01:13 ID:2IoZu2xe
>it made me think

>I should have

That's some clever usage of the past tense.

182 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:01:21 ID:eAdDr2w4
>>170>>180
Are you guys stupid?
He uses past tense because it's something that happened in the past. What else is he supposed to use?

183 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:01:55 ID:zqAwko0E
>>179
This means, he must have met Loli in the family restaurant.

184 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 10:03:50 ID:nrRXtBjb
"You have to spend as much time as possible with the person you love!!"
I see. φ(`д´) note note

185 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:04:15 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"So what are you gonna do? Are you coming in for lunch? But I really can't treat you to lunch when I'm on the shift, sorry."
"Don't worry. I wasn't going to ask you to treat me anyway."

Or so I said, but I was starving.
I still had some curry left at home, but I figured I'd just have lunch while I'm at a restaurant anyway.
Plus, there's something about having lunch while ogling at women in sexy waitress outfits.

And so I decided to have lunch at their restaurant at my own expense.
I was looking forward to seeing Kansai in her uniform, but it was Loli who came to take my order.
It's only natural when you think about it though.
There's no way someone who just started her shift would come out to take orders right away. OTL
Oblivious to my disappointment, the first thing Loli said was
"Huh!? Mr. Molester?"

Cheerful as always.

186 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:04:36 ID:htO6dapW
Seeing how he went out of his way to remind us that he likes Kansai,
I'm afraid he might have found some sense of closure for himself already.

187 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:05:05 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>182
The point is that he makes it sound like it's all in the past.

188 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:05:48 ID:zqAwko0E
Molester's Triple Turbo Lighter is on fire!

189 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:06:39 ID:hl+7lto8
Ahh, something is fishy here! I smell foreshadowing!

190 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:06:44 ID:2IoZu2xe
Don't tell me you forgot all about your
"Kansai is the one I like, after all."
as soon as you saw them jugs in a waitress uniform...



191 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:06:53 ID:3cYqDOia
The Loli in my imagination is slowly turning into a cocktease...

192 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:07:38 ID:uXej9fXn

ttp://www.mag2.com/vow/20040713_1/1.jpg

SOTP

193 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:08:32 ID:htO6dapW
>>190
Whatever illusions a virgin might have about pure love will easily shatter as soon as he's put into a situation where he might get to sleep with a woman.

194 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:08:48 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"What about the anti-lockpicking lock? How did it go?"
"Ahh, we managed to install it. It was just stuck."
"I see. That's good to hear!"
"What about you, Loli? Will you be working until the evening?"
"No, my shift is over. I'm just waiting for Kansai and the others to take over."
"I see. Have a nice afternoon then."
"Thanks, same to you too."

Hold on, where's my shirt?

I suddenly remembered, but it was too late to bring it up. I don't need that shirt anyway.
Use it as a dust cloth or something. Then its textile might finally find some good use
after being made into a lame shirt to be worn by a lame guy like me.

195 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:10:33 ID:2IoZu2xe
The summary site admin is so fastw
Crabs to him.

196 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:10:58 ID:GOf07gkG
Dude, I told you to sell the shirt to me.

197 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:11:40 ID:06xFECO+
Loli's puke...         (*´д`*) pant pant

198 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:12:39 ID:oUCI+oVZ
While I was waiting for the ground beef curry lunch (something like that) I ordered,
uniform-clad females came out of the kitchen one after another.
"You're really having lunch here!?"
"Take your time and enjoy your meal."
"*nods*"

I was hoping I'd get to talk to the girls a bit, but a family restaurant at lunchtime is like a battlefield.
There were empty seats, but all the salarymen and students having lunch
were more than enough to keep the girls busy.
Too busy to have a chat with me, at least.
I admit I felt a bit lonely when my ground beef curry was served by some guy I don't know. (Why do I get the only male waiter?)
And so I munched away at my lunch by myself.

199 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:12:55 ID:zqAwko0E
Oh right, if Loli had come to Miss Undie's place, she'd have brought his shirt (if she wanted to return it).

Which means, it must have been a sudden decision to go to her place...! I feel like that makes it a bit more unlikely that he had seicross. Can't explain why though.

200 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:14:20 ID:GOf07gkG
It sounds kinda lewd when you call women females.

201 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:14:24 ID:06xFECO+
Butler's moe level keeps going up.

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:14:45 ID:3cYqDOia
>females
Hey!

203 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:16:03 ID:rFTsyuGe
The summary site admin is a monster!!

204 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:16:10 ID:zqAwko0E
(´-`).。oO(I wonder when I stopped using the word "kitchen" in the normal way...)

205 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:16:20 ID:hl+7lto8
I heard some virgins believe that girls don't poop.
Maybe yesterday, Molester tried to find out if it's true......

206 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:17:11 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Honestly, I'd have loved to stay and leer at Kansai in her uniform a bit longer,
but not only would it be plain creepy, I'd also be in the way of work, so I decided to leave quietly.
When I went up to the register with the check, that waiter was waiting for me again.
What's with this guy? Does he have the hots for me or something?

I paid the bill while going "Uho!" internally and headed outside.
What awaited me outside was a small girl sitting in a corner of the parking lot hugging her knees and staring at the ground............ Loli.

"Heey! What are you doing?"
"Ah!"

With a look on her face like she'd been caught doing something embarrassing, Loli and her bouncing jugs turned around to me in a panic.
"I was just surprised to see so many ants at this time of the year! I wondered what they were transporting..."
I got a much more in-depth explanation than I asked for. I guess, she must have been that embarrassed.

207 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:17:14 ID:SDiyM1Iq
Cute little girls do not poop!

208 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:17:53 ID:GOf07gkG
Loli is so cute.

209 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:18:22 ID:zqAwko0E
What if that waiter is actually Glasses?


......nah, no way.

210 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:18:28 ID:gJK6cB0C
Loli is too moe.

211 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:18:47 ID:06xFECO+
Bouncing jugs! Bouncing jugs!

212 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:18:55 ID:hl+7lto8
Give her an antquarium as a present!

213 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:19:26 ID:hEl1vr3K
Loli's popularity is rapidly rising.

214 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:19:33 ID:06xFECO+
Didn't Livedoor release a limited-edition color antquarium a while ago?

215 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:20:41 ID:zqAwko0E
The admin of the summary site is so fast! Too fast!

216 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:21:17 ID:uXej9fXn
AMAZING ADMIN!

217 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:21:31 ID:hl+7lto8
May I propose the theory that the admin is actually Molester Man?

218 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:21:54 ID:06xFECO+
No, it's actually Glasses.

219 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:22:12 ID:uXej9fXn
It might actually be a crab too.

220 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:22:16 ID:oH5Jiy2f
When I saw the real-time updates on the summary site, I was so moved that I decided to post here for the first time.

221 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:22:24 ID:2IoZu2xe
It's definitely a crab.

222 : Admin : 04/11/28 10:22:41 ID:3cYqDOia
I'm Glasses...

223 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:23:00 ID:06xFECO+
It's Glasses━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

224 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:23:05 ID:uXej9fXn
The real Glasses is here!

225 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:23:18 ID:wd3gdcZT
I see! The admin of the summary site was actually Glasses all along!!!1

226 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:23:20 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Huh. I see."
I listened to her long explanation, but I forgot most of it. I think I got the gist of it though.
Then she said

"Ah, your shirt! Let me return it!!"
"Ahh, right, right. I was going to ask you about it but couldn't because you went into the kitchen."
"That's perfect then."
"Is it in the restaurant? I'll be waiting here."
"Eh? No... It's at home..."
"Eh?"
"I left your shirt at home."
"Ahh, is that right..."

To be honest, I was a bit surprised when she said it. Actually, I was even a bit annoyed at her.
She wants to return a shirt she borrowed from someone, right?
But she's like "Come pick it up yourself."

227 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:23:49 ID:2IoZu2xe
Is it just me or is the admin's post getting more replies than Molester's last one?

228 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:24:14 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Molester being petty as always.

229 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:24:16 ID:06xFECO+
Hang in there, Molester.

230 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:24:28 ID:zqAwko0E
Let's do a roll call. Are the usual people here?

231 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:24:44 ID:oH5Jiy2f
So fast. The admin is so fast.

232 : Kansai : 04/11/28 10:24:55 ID:hl+7lto8
>>230
ノシ

233 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:24:57 ID:uXej9fXn
But you went to her place to pick it up anyway.

234 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:25:09 ID:GOf07gkG
To think your annoyance at her would turn into affection later...

235 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:25:22 ID:2IoZu2xe
>>230
ノシ


236 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:25:22 ID:rFTsyuGe
Cute admin is cute.

237 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:26:08 ID:06xFECO+
Admin is cute. Cute is admin.

238 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:26:12 ID:yhoHzBta
ノシ

239 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:26:28 ID:mnuZzSGs
>>230
ヽ(*`д´*)ン wave wave wave wave wave wave

240 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:26:35 ID:IOtBnZmm
Is it that big of a deal that she left his shirt at home?
I don't get why he's so pissed about it.

241 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:26:57 ID:zqAwko0E
>>232
>>235
>>238
Glad to see you all here. (・∀・) grin grin

242 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:27:14 ID:rFTsyuGe
>>230
ノシ

243 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:27:16 ID:oUCI+oVZ
But I couldn't be hard on a girl. Why not? Because I'm a virgin.

"I'll pick it up then. It's not far from here, right?"
"Yes, it's just a short walk."
"Not that I really need the shirt or anything..."
"But well, I can't really wear it..."
"It's so lame I can't wear it either..."
"Hahaha."
"Hahaha. (You little...)"

We headed to Loli's place while having small talk.
Loli wasn't lying when she said her place was close. Really close!!
It was surprisingly big too. I'd say, it was more like an apartment in an apartment complex than a unit in an apartment building.
Don't ask me what the exact difference between the two is.

244 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:27:55 ID:zqAwko0E
>>239
>>242
Six people so far. (・∀・) grin grin

245 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 10:28:02 ID:l9EBAN3t
>>230
ノシ

246 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:28:22 ID:uXej9fXn
How exactly does this lead to her taking a shower......?

247 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:28:22 ID:Dxbw3len
>>230
Here.

248 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:28:43 ID:06xFECO+
>>230
ノシ

249 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:28:50 ID:oH5Jiy2f
>>230
ノシ

250 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:28:54 ID:3cYqDOia
>Loli wasn't lying when she said her place was close.

You can have seicross with her everyday then.

251 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:29:01 ID:GOf07gkG
And then you got sexually assaulted by her, huh? You lucky bastard.

252 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:29:04 ID:ascNgYoj
>230

I'm here, but I'm posting from my cell phone because it's a Sunday.
I might switch to my PC later if I can get my wife's permission.


A good morning to you guys.



253 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:29:50 ID:6XBl3AIb
You little... I've finally caught up.
Props to the summary site admin. (つ∀`)


>>230
I'm here too. ノシ

254 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:30:35 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I simply tagged along with Loli until we were standing in front of her apartment.
But I had no intention of going inside. Heck, the thought didn't even cross my mind.

*ker-chak*

Loli stepped right inside, while I stood around in front of her door dumbfoundedly.
"Huh? What are you doing?"
"Eh?"
"Now, come in, come in."
"Eh? Ah? Sorry to intrude."
"Welcome to my apartmentw"

A 20-year-old virgin can't say no to such an invitation.
The inside of her room was.................. nothing like the room I'd visited a few hours prior.

255 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:31:02 ID:hEl1vr3K
>>230
ノシ

256 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:31:13 ID:w1Rjv2+b
I'm so intrigued by this thread that I can't get any work done.
This is yakui.

257 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:31:29 ID:zqAwko0E
Huh? Huh? Wasn't it eight people last time? (((( ;゜Д゜))) shake shake

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101393481/214

258 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:31:36 ID:Tc3oqm9l
She had an anime poster on one of her walls!!

259 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:31:58 ID:3cYqDOia
>A 20-year-old virgin can't say no to such an invitation.

What's with this foreshadowing!!?

260 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:32:17 ID:bCSW8xXz
The admin is way too fast.

261 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:32:43 ID:27B4muPu
>>230
ノシ

262 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:33:03 ID:PqdYltqF
Somethingwwヘ√レvv~─(゚∀゚)─must'vewwヘ√レvv~happened!!! Molester is back!

You guys, good morning.

263 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:33:45 ID:l4n28OqD
>>256
I pulled an all-nighter and did all of today's work yesterday
so that I can be here to read his report today (not the only reason, of course).
And now, I get to spend all day with the Kansai in my imagination.

264 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:33:48 ID:htO6dapW
>>243
>>254
Notice how he keeps using the word "virgin" in his report.

265 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:34:06 ID:ascNgYoj
>257
I'm sDGKDIvn btw.

266 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:34:21 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Miss Understanding's room had a, well, girly feel to it, while Loli's room was, in contrast to her appearance,
very practical, almost dreary...
In the corners of her room: A shelf! A desk! A PC!
In the kitchen: A fridge! A cupboard!
In front of her TV: A bed! A dresser!!

It was like that. The kind of room that only contains the essential things in the right place.
It almost reminded me of my room.
Except my room is a lot neater and tidier.

But her room smelled completely different than mine.
It wasn't the smell of perfume or incense (or whatever it was in Miss Understanding's room), but it was such a sweet scent.
Is that what a woman smells like!?

267 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:34:26 ID:3cYqDOia
Whoawwwwwwww Seicross if possiblewwwwwwwwww

268 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:34:31 ID:l4n28OqD
>>264
You're so sharpwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

269 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:35:09 ID:jhVskB2m
>>230
ノシ

Finally caught up.
Pork Cutlet seems to be alive too. All in all, it's a pretty good Sunday so far.

Morning, everyone.

270 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:35:15 ID:rFTsyuGe
The Chinese are here━━━━━(゚(゚∀(゚∀゚(☆∀☆)゚∀゚)∀゚)゚)━━━━━!!

271 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:35:19 ID:IOtBnZmm
Is Loli a bit mentally unstable?
Or is she just really weird?

272 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:35:27 ID:zqAwko0E
The twist is that Loli's actually been reading these threads on her PC all this time.

273 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:35:38 ID:3cYqDOia
>Is that what a woman smells like!?

Is this a foreshadowing too!?

274 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:35:45 ID:uXej9fXn
It's because your posts are always so vulgar that you'll never become the next Train Man.

275 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:35:47 ID:2IoZu2xe

PC!?
How yakui!!

276 : Kansai : 04/11/28 10:35:48 ID:hl+7lto8
>>266
PC!?
Loli, show yourself!

277 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 10:36:07 ID:l9EBAN3t
>>264
That's it! l^l^l^l9`Д´) point

278 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:36:19 ID:Tc3oqm9l
No, the twist is that he's actually posting from Loli's PC right now.

279 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:36:46 ID:hl+7lto8
>>278
!!

280 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:36:59 ID:RMCLSO1d
I made it back in timew
Time to post! (I hope I'm in the right thread.)

281 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:37:07 ID:zqAwko0E
>>278
Wha-What did you sayーーーーー!? Ω ΩΩ

282 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:37:12 ID:rFTsyuGe
Is the admin actually Loli!?

283 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:37:22 ID:Dxbw3len
OP's next post better not be: >>278 You're smart

284 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:38:06 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Ah, I made some cookies. Do you want some?"

The sweet scent turned out to be the smell of cookies.

"Ah, thanks."
So what if I mistook the smell of cookies for the scent of women? It's only natural that I don't know how women smell.
I gladly treated myself to a few cookies with a cup of Emerald Mountain blend.
Yeah, I like this coffee a lot more than the one I had before.

While munching on cookies, Loli and I talked about the difficulties of living alone.
About how doing laundry and cooking is a pain, and whether the essence of Hokuto Shinken lies in sadness or rage etc.




Sorry, I'm really tired............

285 : Loli : 04/11/28 10:38:36 ID:R6WODrwt
ノシ

286 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:38:49 ID:Tc3oqm9l
No, no, no, don't you go to bed now!

287 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:38:54 ID:l4n28OqD
>>284
Hang in there!!
I'm tired too, I haven't slept for more than 24 hours!

288 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:38:55 ID:Dxbw3len
EHHHHHH!? YOU'RE STOPPING NOWーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!?!?
WE'RE ALMOST AT THE GOOD PART!!!!

289 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:38:59 ID:2IoZu2xe
>>284
Come on, I'm tired too, you know?

290 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:39:02 ID:RMCLSO1d
Dude, even the canned coffee version of Emerald Mountain tastes great.

291 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:39:04 ID:IqmlZuvr
See? He stops right before the best part.
Piece of trash.

292 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:39:04 ID:PqdYltqF
>>284
Hold upw
You can't stop at the best partw

293 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:39:08 ID:XHBdaQ0Z
That's a dick move, Molester.
Don't blueball us like that.

294 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 10:39:12 ID:l9EBAN3t
Molester seems unusually calm, doesn't he?w
This isn't the Molester we know, guysw

295 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:39:14 ID:hl+7lto8
>>284
We're not gonna let you sleep today...

296 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:39:24 ID:GOf07gkG
You wouldn't do that to us, would you?

297 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:39:41 ID:3cYqDOia
This is torture... (;´Д`)

298 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:39:42 ID:RMCLSO1d
 *     +    巛 ヽ
            〒 !   +    。     +    。     *     。
      +    。  |  |
   *     +   / /   Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
       ∧_∧ / /
      (´∀` / / +    。     +    。   *     。
      ,-     f
      / ュヘ    | *     +    。     +   。 +        This thread has reached 1000 posts.
     〈_} )   |                                The next thread too will have... VIP QUALITY!!
        /    ! +    。     +    +     *         http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/
       ./  ,ヘ  |
 bang ||| j  / |  | |||
――――――――――――  

299 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:39:45 ID:htO6dapW
Molester trying to go to sleep right before the main event, almost as if it was his plan from the start.

300 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:40:24 ID:wd3gdcZT
I haven't slept last night either!!

301 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:40:51 ID:XHBdaQ0Z
It's cute how ID:IqmlZuvr was super mad at OP but decided to stick around anyway because he was so curiousw

302 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:41:20 ID:htO6dapW
Something tells me that even if we wait till later tonight, Molester will just say "Sorry, guys, I gotta go. Loli invited me over." or "Sorry, Loli came to visit."
and we won't hear from him again all night.

303 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 10:41:30 ID:l9EBAN3t
      ∩___∩             
      | ノ      ヽ   I'm a tired bear!
     /  ─   ─ |    
. ((  |    ( _●_)  ミ ・
    彡、   |∪}=) ,ノ ∴  
     /    ヽ/^ヽ ヽ  。
     |     kヽ \ |
     |      ヽ__ノ

304 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:41:41 ID:hEl1vr3K
Shut up and post the next part.

305 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:41:55 ID:RMCLSO1d
Too many VIPPERs ITT who could use some sleep.

306 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:41:55 ID:3cYqDOia
I think Molester went to bed already...




With Loli.

307 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:42:37 ID:IOtBnZmm
Guys, his report won't be as funny as usual if he has to write it when he's this tired!

308 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:42:38 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I'm seriously at my limit. Let me offer you guys a slightly spoiler-y explanation to earn your sympathy and empathy:

I left Loli's place after 10pm, called my part-time job because I was a little worried, and just as I'd feared,
they couldn't find someone to replace me, so the guy in charge of the night shift had to start his shift earlier, and I was asked if I can at least work half of my shift.
So I hurried straight over and took over without a wink of sleep and the guy in charge of the night shift asked me if I could take over his evening shift on the next day.
I was obviously in no position to say no, which is why I have no choice but to work again at 5pm today.

309 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:42:49 ID:l4n28OqD
>>305
"Sleep-deprived people up to 70% more likely to be obese."
http://www.asahi.com/science/update/1119/004.html

310 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:42:59 ID:PqdYltqF
>>306
Anything but that!

311 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:43:05 ID:b5a4kntz
Dude, my baseball game starts at noon.
I'm already late to the pre-game meet-upww Whoawwwww So hurry up and post the restwwwww

312 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:43:32 ID:IOtBnZmm
I'm more curious about what happened before you left her place at 10pm though.

313 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:43:43 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Loli took a shower at 18:30 and he left at 10:00. There's no way they didn't do anything if he was alone with her that long.

314 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:44:00 ID:zqAwko0E
hl+7lto8
2IoZu2xe
yhoHzBta
mnuZzSGs
rFTsyuGe
l9EBAN3t
Dxbw3len
06xFECO+
oH5Jiy2f
ascNgYoj
6XBl3AIb
hEl1vr3K
27B4muPu
jhVskB2m

Here's the updated list. (・∀・) I'll use this one to do a roll call next time.

315 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:44:08 ID:Tc3oqm9l
×10:00
22:00

316 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:44:12 ID:hl+7lto8
What happened between watching Gundam and leaving at 10pm?

That's the most important part.

317 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:44:32 ID:3cYqDOia
>311
Whoawwww I had to sit on the bench whenever I was late to a matchwwwwwww OKwwwwww

318 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:44:48 ID:2IoZu2xe
So that's why he keeps avoiding writing about that part.

319 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:44:54 ID:bCSW8xXz
>>311
Go to your gamewwww

320 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:45:07 ID:l4n28OqD
>>308
Hey, hey, I haven't slept either and I got another meeting with clients this afternoon,
yet I'm still here sitting and sleep-deprived waiting for your posts, you know?
↑Oh Godwwwwww What a mess of a sentencewwwww My brain has stopped workingwww

321 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:45:18 ID:RMCLSO1d
>>314
You forgot the Ascii Art master.

322 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:45:23 ID:hEl1vr3K
Don't go to sleep now.

323 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:45:35 ID:htO6dapW
>>308
>I left Loli's place after 10pm,

Dude, you can't expect VIPPERs to have sympathy and empathy with you after posting this.

324 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:46:07 ID:jhVskB2m
>>308
Sympathy? All you're getting from us is animosity.

325 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:46:11 ID:3/IgLTjG
When you stretch it out on purpose and so obviously too,
it pisses me off even though I know it's all just fun and games.
You've changed, Molester.

326 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:46:52 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Three hours of sleep should be enough.
Let's try to finish this before 13 then, shall we?

327 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:47:06 ID:zqAwko0E
Note how he said "I left Loli's place after 10pm" and did not specify when exactly after 10pm. 8am this morning is technically after 10pm too.

328 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:47:08 ID:2IoZu2xe
I think everyone's a little irritated today due to sleep deprivation.
Including me.

329 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 10:47:29 ID:l9EBAN3t
Now that Molester has lost his virginity, I feel like I can't relate to him as much as before...


330 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:47:30 ID:PqdYltqF
>>308
How long do you think we've been sitting in front of our PC monitors since yesterday waiting for you to show up!?

331 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:47:45 ID:htO6dapW
I can see you're very calm and collected today. I'd probably be like that too if I was in your shoes, but be careful. You don't wanna rub the VIPPERs the wrong way.

332 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 10:48:04 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Actually, I was going to go to bed after the family restaurant scene,
but when I saw how hard the admin was working, I figured I should try to hang in there too...

But I'm really at my limit...

Besides, I can't cause any more trouble at my part-time job. I'm still the new guy there.
I'm really sorry, guys. I promise I'll be back between 10 and 11pm.

333 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:48:07 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>327
!!

334 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:48:17 ID:hl+7lto8
Hey, hey, are you telling me not to put on any pants until 10pm!? orz

335 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:48:18 ID:SDiyM1Iq
I'd prefer sometime in the morning though. I have band practice after noon everyday.

336 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:48:19 ID:zqAwko0E
The admin is so fast! (;´Д`) pant pant (*´Д`) PANT PANT (*` Д´) P A N T P A N T

337 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:48:45 ID:jhVskB2m
>>332
ヽ(`Д´)ノ

338 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:48:53 ID:l4n28OqD
>>332
You☆are☆dead♪

339 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:49:17 ID:zqAwko0E




  WAY TO BE A BUZZKILL

340 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:49:20 ID:IOtBnZmm
Did you do it or did you not?

341 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:49:22 ID:GOf07gkG
>>332
Can I punch you?

342 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:49:34 ID:RMCLSO1d
Uho!
9. [Tokusatsu!] Kamen Rider Blade Part 99 [Mutsuki... you've grown so much.] (154/806) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
10. [VIP] I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21 (154/300) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
11. [News Flash] ITT: We're all brainwashed (143/588) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY


343 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:49:42 ID:PqdYltqF
>>332
Hold up~ヽ(`Д´)ノ

344 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:50:25 ID:hEl1vr3K
You just want to blueball us! Be honest and admit it!
You fucking molester!!!

345 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:50:39 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Let's just bury this thread and never speak of it again...

346 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:50:55 ID:htO6dapW
>>332
Are you really coming back? You sure you're not going to Loli's place after your shift?

347 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:51:21 ID:3/IgLTjG
Molester's attitude towards this thread is gradually becoming more and more like that of a troll.

348 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:51:34 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Do you still like Kansai?

349 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:51:54 ID:xDChnd3o



WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS? HE DIDN'T DO IT.




350 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:52:22 ID:htO6dapW
>>349
How did you come to that conclusion? Are we even reading the same thread?

351 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:53:01 ID:zqAwko0E

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Look at these! That should wake you up!


352 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:53:05 ID:l4n28OqD
I've had enough.
I'm never coming to this fucking thread again!!


Who am I kidding, I'll be back in a bit.

353 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:53:26 ID:PqdYltqF
>>349
I lol'd because your post couldn't have come at a worse timew

354 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:53:57 ID:hEl1vr3K
It's such a perfectly timed cliffhanger it has to be on purpose.

1
355 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:55:31 ID:xDChnd3o
>>350
Something about the way his report is written tells me he didn't do it.



I told you guys, my intuition is usually right.

356 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:55:46 ID:zqAwko0E
How about you tell us first how many hours of sleep you need before going to work?

You better not come crying afterwards like "Guys, she sent me an e-mail, but I didn't notice because I was sleeping."

357 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:56:00 ID:hl+7lto8
Whoa, whoa, whoa, he didn't seriously just go to sleep, did he?

358 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:56:41 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>355
If he didn't do anything, he wouldn't say something like "I can't wait to tell you guys what happened in as much detail and as soon as possible"

359 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:56:53 ID:RMCLSO1d
The V.I.P. Molester is sinking fast.

360 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:56:54 ID:uXej9fXn
Does this count as VIP QUALITY too...?

361 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:57:06 ID:3umQAo3K
Oh well, fine with me.
You guys should get some sleep too, or head out or whatever you got planned.

Have a nice Sunday.


362 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:57:30 ID:3/IgLTjG
It's mostly because I'm jealouswww But I'm gradually starting to get really sick of Molester.

363 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:57:47 ID:wCxKC8Eu
Ahh...
So the Glasses route really is over, huh?
I should have known.

364 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:58:20 ID:Dxbw3len
Now then, guys, how do we kill time?

365 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:58:20 ID:krODeha9
Could you please just post if you did it or not before you go to sleep?

366 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:58:33 ID:GLoPwJUC
All I wanna know is if Loli is cute or not.

367 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:59:31 ID:GOf07gkG
I'm gonna kill time playing a video game.

368 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 10:59:48 ID:htO6dapW
>>355
But he did it no matter how you look at it.
Going out of his way to describe his feelings for Kansai, stressing the fact that he's a virgin when Loli showed up,
and ignoring all questions about what happened at Loli's place...
It's all foreshadowing leading up to the grand finale that is "seicross".
Plus, before he started his report, he said he can't wait to share it with us, you know?
And seeing how unnaturally calm he seems, it just wouldn't make any sense if he didn't do it.

369 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:01:13 ID:uJS6zVWT
Sup, guys.
Is it true that the Kansai route is over?

370 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:01:46 ID:27B4muPu
What am I supposed to do now?

371 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:01:47 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Don't worry, I shall take over the Kansai route.

372 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:03:05 ID:QfMMUxVq
>>369
Even though I'm sure Molester wished he was still on her route, he most definitely fucked it up.


373 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:03:21 ID:PqdYltqF
>>368
I refuse to believe it!
At least, until I hear it from Molester himself...

374 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:04:14 ID:htO6dapW
I wonder which one it'll be:
- Having seicross with Loli made him fall in love with her and he gets the Loli end.
- Having seicross with Loli gave him a confidence boost and he goes after Kansai next.
- Having seicross with Loli causes him to get carried away, they start avoiding him and he gets the bad end.

375 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:05:02 ID:Tc3oqm9l
- After having seicross with Loli, he's headed straight for the worst end.

376 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:05:45 ID:IqmlZuvr
I too worked a night shift yesterday and I'm just as tired as you, you piece of trash.
How dare you just go off taking a nap when we're waiting for you, you bald fuck?

377 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:05:47 ID:wCxKC8Eu
>>374
The second one is very unlikely, isn't it?
One word from Loli to Kansai and the Kansai route will be closed off forever.

378 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:06:04 ID:mnuZzSGs
When Molester Man came back, I was happy because I'd been waiting for him all night,
but I'm at my limit too now, so I'm actually relieved that he's going to sleep now.
Because if he goes to sleep too, I won't have to worry about missing anything.
But yeah, the wait for him after taking a nap and having dinner is going to kill me.
It's alright though, I enjoy wondering if he did it or not and letting my imagination run wildwww

379 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:06:06 ID:xDChnd3o
>>368
(∩ ゚д゚) Ahh! Ahh! I can't hear you!

380 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:06:33 ID:uJS6zVWT
I wonder why he didn't post anything yesterday.

381 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:07:06 ID:RMCLSO1d

Excuse me... I have an announcement to make. (in a very small voice)

         .∧__,,∧
        (´・ω・`)
         (つと)
         `u―u´

  Mr. Molester Man (aka the man mistaken for a molester) will post his report on losing his virginity at 10pm today.

  I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21
  http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/l50

  For more information:
  http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
  ↑ You can find a summary here, so please make sure to read it before coming to the party.

  That's all from me. Have a nice Sunday.



382 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:08:13 ID:xDChnd3o
>>381
Are you the admin? GJ.

383 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:08:43 ID:krODeha9
>>378
I enjoy it too.
I didn't participate in the roll call earlier, but I frequent this thread too.
Though I guess today might be the last time depending on what happens later.
Let's let our imaginations run wild for (maybe) the last time, guys!

384 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:09:32 ID:Tc3oqm9l
I wonder if today's really the last time...

385 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:09:34 ID:RMCLSO1d
>>382
Nah, I'm the Ascii Art master, you might have heard of mew

I didn't want the admin's efforts to go unnoticed, is all.

386 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:09:49 ID:cvwH4Fxf

It's okay, right...?
 There should be nothing wrong with acting on instinct if it's your first seicross!
  You don't have to restrict yourself to only doing it with someone you like...!
   It's that kind of illusion...
    that has plagued so many VIPPERs before you...!!

What a relief...
 It's like a weight's been lifted... from my heart...

We humans...
 We don't have to always act rational and control ourselves...

There's no reason to be ashamed...!
 I'll do it with Loli...!
  I'll give in to lust...!!

387 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:10:37 ID:krODeha9
>>386
Zawa...
   Zawa...

388 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:11:12 ID:/Wrmw8UP
I want him to take time writing out the climax of the report in all its gory details, so I'm perfectly fine with him going to sleep.

389 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:11:33 ID:RMCLSO1d
>>386
  From here on, you shall be known as the official minstrel of VIP.

390 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:12:15 ID:xDChnd3o
>>383
I'm with you. I haven't been this invested in a thread for ages.
The last time was the "Teacher T missing his head" thread IIRC.

Even if this thread should end today, I won't forget you guys! ・゚・(つД`)・゚・

391 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 11:13:24 ID:du4yvC7y
    〃〃∩  _, ,_
     ⊂⌒( `Д´) <I don't want Molester to lose his virginity! BAWWW!
       `ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
              wriggle wriggle
         _, ,_
     〃〃(`Д´ ∩ < I want him to stay a virgin forever! BAWWW!
        ⊂   (
          ヽ∩ つ  wriggle wriggle

    〃〃∩  _, ,_
     ⊂⌒( つД´) < I want him to do it with Kansai! BAWWW!
       `ヽ_ ノ ⊂ノ
              wriggle wriggle
       ∩
     ⊂⌒(  _, ,_) < I want a pair of freshly worn panties...
       `ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
              sniff... sniff... zzZZ


392 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:13:37 ID:wCxKC8Eu
657 Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/28 19:48:54 ID:oUCI+oVZ
The Miss Understanding route is over.
The crab route is over.
The Glasses route is over.

 


 


 
The Kansai route is over.
Because I've just finished the Loli route.

393 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:14:31 ID:06xFECO+
>>390
Who knows, maybe we're not getting the Loli end yet.
For now, let's just wait till 10pm and see, bro.

394 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:14:37 ID:krODeha9
>>391
I see you're being honest as always.

395 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:14:54 ID:TfVjNSLH
Just got up. orz
I passed out at 8am yesterday after lurking in Molester and Pork Cutlet's threads for 30 hours without sleep. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

396 : Admin : 04/11/28 11:15:27 ID:3cYqDOia
>>381
I put your post on the summary site for now.

397 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:17:31 ID:xDChnd3o
>>396
So Admin was Glasses all along!?

Thanks for your hard work.

398 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:17:37 ID:3umQAo3K
Time to search for all posts by ID:3cYqDOia, I guess.

399 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:18:50 ID:uJS6zVWT
So the wake is going to be at 10pm tonight, huh?
Rest in peace to Molester's virginity...

400 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:18:55 ID:xDChnd3o
>>393
Gotcha. I'll be playing with clay until then like the admin said.

401 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:18:57 ID:gJK6cB0C
Molester... Come back...
My ear has been hurting like hell all morning. It's probably a middle ear infection.
But I won't go to the hospital yet, so please come back, Molester...

402 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:20:41 ID:krODeha9
>>396
The admin is way too fastwwwwww

403 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:20:56 ID:htO6dapW
Why don't we decide which AA to post as a reaction when Molester describes the moment he lost his virginity?

404 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:21:27 ID:2IoZu2xe
I'll go get my hair cut after lunch.
And maybe even take an afternoon nap since the weather is so nice.

405 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:21:50 ID:RMCLSO1d
>>396
Ohh, thanks for the update, admin!
I found these earlier. Please take them.

つ● Poop
ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/01.mpg
ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/02.mpg
ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/03.mpg
ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/04.mpg
ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/05.mpg
ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/06.mpg
ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/07.mpg
ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/08.mpg
ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/09.mpg

406 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:24:08 ID:GzpGLOGP
To the admin of the summary site:
The last two items in the chronological summary link to the wrong page.
"E-mail from Loli" links to the same page as "To Akihabara" right above it
and "Call from Kansai" links to the same page as "E-mail from Loli".
They link to 32, 32, 33 instead of 32, 33, 34 right now.
Also, the URL of the 20th item "Call to Miss Understanding" is missing an l at the end.


407 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:25:59 ID:GOf07gkG
I'll fap to an H-doujin and tnen take a nap.

408 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:26:29 ID:RMCLSO1d
[Festival] Excuse me... I have an announcement to make. (in a very small voice) [Festival]

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101608622/

409 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:26:52 ID:3cYqDOia
>>405
Fukken saved!!
つ●
>>406
Sorry. I'll fix it now.

410 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:29:35 ID:IqmlZuvr
>>401
You should really go see a doctor.
I've always had ear problems and had a middle ear infection six times.
One of those times, I was told I almost lost my hearing forever. Go see a doctor.

411 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:39:33 ID:GOf07gkG
>>401
You gotta treasure the body your parents gave you.

412 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:43:19 ID:27B4muPu
>>408
Hey, don't go announcing it on other boards. It'll just attract more spam.

413 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:45:48 ID:RMCLSO1d
How about we move the predictions and discussions to the announcement thread so we don't use up too much of this thread?

[Festival] Excuse me... I have an announcement to make. (in a very small voice) [Festival]

http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101608622/

414 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:46:31 ID:XrNNfugm
>>413
Dude, don't link to this thread. What if it attracts a bunch of weirdoes?
Better request removal of that thread before it's too late.

415 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:49:11 ID:RMCLSO1d
Okay, I'll sage the thread then.

416 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:54:49 ID:wF3wYCkg
>>408
I kinda agree with post 23 in that thread.

417 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:55:36 ID:htO6dapW
>>416
I've been thinking the same thing for a while now.

418 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 11:58:46 ID:FXXiCKw2
How come Hoshino Asuka is so cute in her official pictures
but not cute at all in literally any other picture? orz

419 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:11:29 ID:KHv2QMPN
Looks like I'm super late to the party this time,
but I'm relieved to see that we haven't gotten to the best part yet.

Thanks to the admin for the summary!

420 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:12:57 ID:xdKcGRQy
When I saw how the admin hadn't updated the summary of this thread, I figured he simply didn't have the time for it,

but then I realized he was trying to finish the Pork Cutlet summary first.

I'm sure he was dying to know what happened in that thread too.

421 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:15:35 ID:ascNgYoj
I usually only lurk from my cell phone, but I had to come out of hiding to post something.

Osai, you're getting too carried away.
Don't start unnecessary threads, you idiot.

It's tense enough in this thread as it is, but it's almost like you're asking for spam. Be more careful.

422 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:17:16 ID:mGTUMBtm
Looks like we got some people running low on VIP QUALITY among us here.

423 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:26:08 ID:c8UWzzwd
If there's one good thing to come out of this, I guess it's that we all know now how incredibly low Osai's QUALITY is.

424 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:28:17 ID:RMCLSO1d
I admit it was a mistake, but please don't waste posts in this thread on me.

425 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:29:17 ID:KHv2QMPN
I don't know what's going on, but all I know is the thread got derailed because of Osai. End yourself.

426 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:29:19 ID:PPuKxxbF
I got a week's worth of logs to catch up on, so could we put this thread on hold for a bit?

427 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:36:15 ID:mnuZzSGs
I wonder if the people who didn't sleep last night went to sleep already.
Alright, maybe I should use this window of opportunity to get some sleep too.
After all, I can barely keep my eyes open right now.
If there's anyone else here who's still waiting for Molester to post something,
you might want to take a nap now before he comes back.
That way, we can all give him a warm welcome when he returns from work later.
How about we sync our alarms so we get up at the same time?
Anyways, I'm off for now. See you later, guys.

(´・ω・`)ノシ

428 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:37:35 ID:VODNcqVW
>>all
Morning, guys. ノシ

I was here till 5am this morning but couldn't keep my eyes open anymore and fell asleep shortly after. orz

Just got up, checked the thread and... of course, I missed everything. FML
Please include me in the roll call too... ノシ

429 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:41:38 ID:KHv2QMPN
So... did I get this right?

Miss Undie's place → Family restaurant → Loli's place → Late to work

How long was he at Loli's place?

430 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:44:27 ID:c8UWzzwd
>>429
He said he went to her place after having lunch, so he must have spent at least eight hours there.

431 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:44:30 ID:Tc3oqm9l
From noon till 10pm, so around 10 hours in total?
Five hours till she took a shower and a little over four hours after that.

432 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:51:12 ID:A8qwluE7
Could you guys please stop with the unnecessary buddy-buddy shit like taking a roll call?
It's like we're in Lounge or something. ('A`)

433 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 12:57:18 ID:dz6j1iZv
>>432
True that.

434 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:01:00 ID:wF3wYCkg
>>132
I was thinking the same thing.

435 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:01:37 ID:wF3wYCkg
×>>132
>>432

436 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:02:38 ID:htO6dapW
>>432
Yeah... I feel like there's been an influx of people here who are a little odd.
And they, in return, attract a bunch of other odd people telling us to get ouf of VIP (which is odd too).

437 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:08:48 ID:GLoPwJUC
In b4 a new wave of trolls and spammers because of that announcement thread.











      ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::        / /
           ::∩:::::::::::::::::::::::::::      / /          Whoa. Let your imagination run free.
      ∧_∧ ...| |            ( (    /⌒ヽ       
     < `Д´>//      ∧_∧   ヽ ヽ⊂ ̄ ̄ ̄⊃             That is VIP QUALITY.
     / Soul...     ∧_∧ ´ー`)    \\(´∀` )     n  ∩     http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/
       ∧_∧   ( ´A `)   i Ronin ハ      \    ( E)||  ∧_∧   ∧_∧ 
       (丶`∀´)  / Virgin \ ノ      | NEET /ヽ ヽ_//. | .| . (丶`∀´)  (丶`∀´) 
 ( ヽ,  / Akiba ヽ、/ ,   // ヽ,      |     ノ  \__/   | .| / High- ヽ/ High- ヽ、/
                                              school    school
                                             graduate  dropout


438 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:11:12 ID:A8qwluE7
>>437
Yeah, I'm worried too. The other thread is already under fire.
I'm starting to think the guy who started the thread is a troll himself.

439 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:19:19 ID:se4lMc70
Just got up.
I can't believe Molester really stopped right before the most important partwwwwww Pffffwwwwwww OKw

440 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:23:52 ID:PPuKxxbF
Why does the summary guy always put up these announcements full of spoilers instead of simply summarizing what happened?

441 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:24:43 ID:PPuKxxbF
Three more threads to catch up on...
Wait for me, guys! Whoaw

442 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:39:14 ID:2IoZu2xe
Everyone's on edge right now.

443 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:46:21 ID:Q+eZ1veM
When everyone's on edge, Hebel Haus comes to the rescue!!

       /|
       |/__
       ヽ| l l│< Yes!
       ┷┷┷


       SMACK
  ( ・∀・)
   ⊂彡☆====== /|
       __       |/
      ヽ| l l│
      ┷┷┷

444 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 13:49:58 ID:KHv2QMPN
Great. Everyone's on edge and the thread is under attack.


This thread is VIP in a nutshell.

445 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 14:04:50 ID:A+DF8+wf
That is VIP QUALI...... No, nevermind.

446 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 14:07:45 ID:2IoZu2xe
That is VIP CLIONE...... No, nevermind.

447 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 14:35:22 ID:uJS6zVWT
That is VIP CUNNILI...... No, nevermind I said nevermind.

448 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 14:38:06 ID:VODNcqVW
>>445-447
I love you guys.

449 : Malines ◆ChaosjXi82 : 04/11/28 14:43:49 ID:TFEdL6Ew
I came here from Lounge because I was told to shit up this thread.

450 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 14:45:04 ID:A8qwluE7
>>449
Die.

451 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 14:46:58 ID:PPuKxxbF
I'm here from Lounge to take this idiot back with me.

452 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 14:51:08 ID:2IoZu2xe
>>451
You may live.

453 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 15:13:08 ID:w1Rjv2+b
My dick gets hard when I think about Molester.

454 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 15:19:00 ID:0rGmF8jR
Kansai is such a bro.
Don't tell me Molester really did it with Loli.
She can't be right in the head if she likes to watch ants. I wouldn't do it even if I was bored out of my mind.
It sucks that I was only able to hold out till 8:30am... I'm such a loser. orz

455 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 15:37:13 ID:R6WODrwt
I was playing DQ this whole time. I'm a winner.


I'm definitely a loser irl though. orz

456 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 15:39:49 ID:Rk8ADKt1
Just got here from the Live board.
I read the whole summary... Ahh, that was tough.

457 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 15:43:36 ID:DyIk6Fzl
Thanks.

458 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 15:49:09 ID:UyZS+ToY
This thread has too much off-topic chatter already. What do we need more people for?

Half of the previous thread got wasted while Molester wasn't even there.
I wish more people would just lurk from their cell phones like I do when waiting for Molester...
But I have to admit that the previous thread was also brimming with QUALITY. Especially all the random variations of "m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha" posts.

459 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 15:49:50 ID:pd4k4J1K
Oh man, 10pm, huh... Let's just hope this thread is alive by the time he comes back...

460 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 15:53:28 ID:3mDqjfWy
I think I'll take a nap...

461 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 15:57:14 ID:VIvAvKC6
It's about time Molester gets up.

462 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 16:06:47 ID:Rk8ADKt1
For starters, let me try listing Molester Man's current targets in the order in which they should be conquered.


1. Kansai
They're good friends now and it's looking pretty good overall. I only wish they had more common interests to talk about.

2. Miss Understanding
They never know what the other is thinking and can't seem to get closer to each other. Is she a bit too timid?

3. Loli Jugs
Not sure what to think of her yet, but she might be easier to conquer than Miss Understanding. But if he's too hasty, it might make the other routes harder.

4. Butler
She's still a total mystery, so anything is possible between them.



463 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:14:17 ID:uDqoZAlN
Who the fuck are you and which board did you crawl out from, you fucking tripfag?

464 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:16:28 ID:l7VsRL4V
I doubt Molester Man will ever get turned into a book, nor would I want that.





I do want it get turned into an eroge though.

465 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:18:32 ID:TfVjNSLH
>>464
I can get behind that.

466 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:22:39 ID:PPuKxxbF
Hey, guys, I'm finally finally finally finally finally finally caught up......
Hey, Molester!! I didn't get a wink of sleep yesterday either!!!
I worked a 9-hour-shift after that! It was tough as fuck and I'm super tired now, but I'm still awake!!

Also, I have a favor to ask of the summary site admin.
I know you've been working hard,
but it'd be great if you could at least sum up Molester Man's posts first.

467 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:28:22 ID:s7wtK+Xh
Woohoo!
My copy of DQ arrived!
'`,、('∀`)'`,、

468 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:30:51 ID:se4lMc70
Stop bringing up Dragon Quest!
I was going to ignore the fact that it came out, but you make me want to play it.

469 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 16:31:34 ID:Rk8ADKt1
The 5pm chime is ringing in my neighborhood.

470 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:45:22 ID:M48COQcV
Let me declare this once and for all!!!

MOLESTER DIDN'T DO IT.

He's intentionally making it seem like he lost his virginity to trick us.
He's not the kind of guy who could go to work like nothing happened after losing his virginity.





471 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:52:40 ID:jGu3ZJv+
>>462
Die, scum. Get lost.

472 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:52:42 ID:uJS6zVWT
It's 5pm and the guy didn't even bother telling the already agitated VIPPERs that he's going to work.

473 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 16:56:49 ID:VIvAvKC6
He tends to oversleep a lot, so he might still be sleeping.
In b4 he comes to work late for the second time in a row and gets fired.

474 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 17:01:22 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>471
Oh, shut up, stop being such a try-hard...

475 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 17:02:43 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>473
And then he applies for a job at their family restaurant.

476 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:03:46 ID:MIqTvTSL
>>Peter </b>◆FzAyW.Rdbg <b>


477 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:04:36 ID:MIqTvTSL
Sorry about that.
My 2ch browser does that sometimes.
I didn't mean to post that.

478 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:04:59 ID:XrNNfugm
http://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1514.png
I smell another tasty tripfag. ( 'A`)

479 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:06:11 ID:jGu3ZJv+
>>474
Die. Get lost, scum. You're not wanted here.

480 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:08:02 ID:zqAwko0E
The atmosphere in this thread has changed a lot compared to this morning.

481 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:09:36 ID:brZW0X9p

Stop posting links to this thread in other threads. It's a nuisance. Die.

482 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:14:49 ID:t1WeUaRQ
I came here from a thread talking about this thread,
but this is just another fictional story aiming for a novelization, right?

483 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:15:44 ID:tjushEIX
ttp://www.geocities.co.jp/HeartLand/3613/graffiti/tsurezure06.htm
Even Mizuno Maki is mad at molesters like OP.

484 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:22:05 ID:uJS6zVWT
Everyone calm down for a moment. First of all,

Take
deep
breaths.


485 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:24:23 ID:Q+eZ1veM
Take deep thrusts.

486 : Anonymous : 04/11/28 17:29:44 ID:JImbqDWu
I came flying as soon as I heard someone's losing his virginity.

487 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:35:12 ID:88Yd528N
NDS vs PSP Round 426
http://game10.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1101625532/290
Someone posted it even in a thread like this... Die.

488 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:36:43 ID:wLQHMcxs
If this happened to me, I'd just disappear and never post anything again.

489 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:39:27 ID:VIvAvKC6

The report has been postponed to the day after tomorrow.

490 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:40:09 ID:jGu3ZJv+
Who's going around posting that shit? Cut it out, you halfwits.

491 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 17:43:57 ID:Rk8ADKt1
People had to wait for this report so long I think they're slowly starting to lose itw

492 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:46:51 ID:A8qwluE7
>>462
You could learn a thing or two about reading the room from the admin of the summary site.

493 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:49:36 ID:Q+eZ1veM
Read the room.

494 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:51:21 ID:H0e88V4p
I finally manage to catch up only to find the thread ruined by annoying spam...
Which makes me the ultimate loser on this tense fall evening.

495 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 17:52:54 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>492
Just ignore my posts thenw
(´,_ゝ`) Pfff.

496 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 17:53:47 ID:GOf07gkG
Is Molester still not back?

497 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:02:32 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Is ID:RMCLSO1 going around posting it?
Must be him, right? He started the thread after all.

498 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:02:43 ID:VIvAvKC6
I want Molester to deal with all these newcomers.

499 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:11:07 ID:z+m25Jzl
>>491
You do the report instead then!!

500 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:13:47 ID:RMCLSO1d
I didn't post it anywhere else.

501 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:16:48 ID:HTRWzSBk
Just shut up.

502 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:17:23 ID:uJS6zVWT
Calm down, everyone. Fighting won't solve anything. Let's try not to get irritated and


take
deep
breaths.


503 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:18:44 ID:MIqTvTSL
Take deep thrusts.

504 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:18:45 ID:GLoPwJUC
>>500
Thanks a lot, retard.

505 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:19:07 ID:xdKcGRQy
Seriously, don't bring any more people here please.


506 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:23:36 ID:KHv2QMPN
Anything goes in VIPWWWW
BesidesWWW I don't see any new peopleWWWWW This thread could use more people if you ask meWWWWWW

Did you really try to get more people in here?WWW


507 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:27:09 ID:GLoPwJUC
Why yes, this thread desperately needs another annoying tripfag.

508 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:28:50 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>507 Goes straight into my filter listW
Unless it's a funny tripfag, but I have yet to see oneWWWW Like there was such a thingWWW

509 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:33:28 ID:8dr+j3Pb
Getting seduced by a loli with jugs? I wish something like that happened to me.

510 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:35:22 ID:Tc3oqm9l
I heard Molester didn't know how to do it with a girl and e-mailed Kansai for help.

511 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:39:03 ID:iajVdV6j
I saw a link to this thread even in the FFDQ board.

512 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 18:48:10 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>511
Perfect place to ask how to get big-breasted women to join your party.

513 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 18:48:11 ID:Rk8ADKt1
I wonder what's going through Molester's head at work right now.
I bet he's too preoccupied to get anything done...

514 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:09:30 ID:KHv2QMPN
Oh well, if you followed a link to this thread from a different board, enjoy your stay here at VIP where anything goes.

515 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:09:54 ID:/s+5R7DY
>>513
Can't see your post.

516 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:10:17 ID:wLQHMcxs
>>513
Huh, you're more normal than I thought.

517 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:11:23 ID:xDChnd3o
I found this while reading the logs. It's from when OP was e-mailing Kansai during a lecture.

Kansai: "So I'm your partner?"
Molester: "But of course. It can only be you, Kansai!!"
Kansai: "Because we're the only friends you have, right?w Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?"

Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?
Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?
Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?

I find it interesting that she suggested Loli here. Could it be that it was common knowledge among the family restaurant staff that Loli likes Molester?
I'm just letting my imagination run wild, but it helps kill time and we have less than three hours left.

518 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:12:16 ID:KHv2QMPN
Knowing Molester, I wouldn't be surprised if he arrived way later than he said he wouldw

519 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:16:41 ID:9xTU+fWq
I'm finally caught up!

I wanted to wait for Molester but fell asleep at 5am...
Then I got up at around noon, had seicross with my wife, took a bath, played with my daughter and it's evening already.

Seems like Molester was here while I was absent, but from what I read, the best is yet to come, huh?

520 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:22:37 ID:uXej9fXn
Props to the admin for finishing the summary.

521 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:26:22 ID:KHv2QMPN
Miss Undie's place → family restaurant → Loli's place → seicross → work → Pretty Cure → first half of report
→ sleep → work → (we're here now) → Loli's place → seicross → ......

I don't think he'll be back for a while.

522 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:26:43 ID:s49drZ/g
>>Admin
Thanks for the hard work and please be careful to not get your account deletedw

523 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:30:46 ID:VIvAvKC6
Wouldn't he have spent the night at her place yesterday if they had seicross?
He wouldn't have called his part-time job either.

524 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:31:01 ID:uVOl6J30
>>519
To kill time, tell us about how you and your wife got to know each other.

525 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:34:32 ID:9xTU+fWq
I'm rereading his report and although it's highly likely that he did it with Loli,
it could also be interpreted to mean the opposite.

Maybe when Loli realized that Molester shares her interests,
she was so excited about being able to talk to someone about otaku stuff irl that they spent the whole time talking...

Now that would give me a hard-on.

526 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:35:11 ID:l4n28OqD
The report is set to start at 10pm, right?

In order to pass the time,
brb going to a brothelwwwww

527 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:36:11 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>524
How we got to know each other...? You mean what I mentioned in the Recharger Man thread?

528 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 19:38:14 ID:YSx7njsr
Is it just me or are there more people here than usual? ( : ^ω^)
Not that I mind as long as they're not haters...

529 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:38:24 ID:S0XnfUFI
Ahh... To think that Molester was having seicross around this time yesterday...
Did none of what happened with Kansai and Miss Understanding mean anything to him!!?

530 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 19:47:55 ID:gCslLQjY
He's so late.

531 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:51:39 ID:uXej9fXn
...holy shit. This guy predicted it.

329 : 04/11/23 02:22:39 ID:MHsvk5f9
>>326
Ahh, I know what you mean. I've had the same thing happen to me too.
Speaking from my experience, I'd say she's going to be your girlfriend in about half a year.

Loli Jugs, that is.


532 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:53:31 ID:1zP8jqzu
>>517
I see... So it didn't come out of nowhere, huh?

533 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:55:29 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>531
Yeah, that post!
I thought it was amazing too, but I couldn't be bothered to search the logs for the post.

534 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:55:56 ID:PqdYltqF
Looks like we have some uninvited guests in the thread...
What's more, I can't sense a shred of VIP QUALITY in this thread right now.

535 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 19:56:09 ID:YSx7njsr
The logs of the old threads are proving to be pretty useful alreadyw

536 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:56:32 ID:j3bI2u9W
I'm the guy who had to leave sometime after 7pm yesterday, but I've made it back in time!

I'm in a great mood today too because I won at horse racing earlier.
I'm already drunk though, so I'm not sure if I can stay awake till 10pm.


537 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 19:58:29 ID:57ki0bqj
I came over from the Hokkaido specialties board because I heard >>536 will treat us all to crab today.

538 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:14:09 ID:KfIlfJuJ
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

539 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:14:39 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>537
Ahh, that's actually not a bad idea... but red king crabs are more expensive than I thought.
If it's 6000 yen blue king crabs, I don't mind giving out a bunch of them as gifts.

How about this? Whoever can predict the number of Molester's first post gets a crab.

540 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:15:19 ID:GLoPwJUC
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101608622/39-40
Hey, guys, I think Osai is losing it.

541 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 20:16:25 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>537
I'm a bit surprised there's even a board like that on 2ch.
I guess it's the largest BBS in the world for a reason...

542 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:21:03 ID:ZXm8w+dp
I remember seeing Peter somewhere else before.
Was it the TV Tokyo Live board...? Not that it really matters.

543 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:21:08 ID:W7f52i0K
Did the shitposting start because of that one guy who posted what's allowed on VIP and what's not?
Or was it because someone posted links to this thread everywhere?


In any case, it's too bad I won't be here to join the party later. orz

544 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:21:45 ID:GOf07gkG
Guys, contain yourselves. This thread is drowning in pre-cum.

545 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:22:04 ID:9Qq7+ys0
>>541
I can't see this post.

546 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:22:13 ID:dz6j1iZv
Where'd this fucking tripfag come from? Acting like he owns the place.
If you're from a different board, take off your stupid trip and lurk more before you post.

547 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:24:43 ID:Q+eZ1veM
456 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 15:39:49 ID:Rk8ADKt1
Just got here from the Live board.
I read the whole summary... Ahh, that was tough.

462 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 16:06:47 ID:Rk8ADKt1
For starters, let me try listing Molester Man's current targets in the order in which they should be conquered.


1. Kansai
They're good friends now and it's looking pretty good overall. I only wish they had more common interests to talk about.

2. Miss Understanding
They never know what the other is thinking and are unable to get closer to each other. Is she a bit too timid?

3. Loli Jugs
Not sure what to think of her yet, but she might be easier to conquer than Miss Understanding. But if he's too hasty, it might make the other routes harder.

4. Butler
She's still a total mystery, so anything is possible between them.



469 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 16:31:34 ID:Rk8ADKt1
The 5pm chime is ringing in my neighborhood.

474 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 17:01:22 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>471
Oh, shut up, stop being such a try-hard...

548 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:24:49 ID:1zP8jqzu
Useless attention-craving tripfags should just die.

549 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:25:04 ID:Q+eZ1veM
475 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 17:02:43 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>473
And then he applies for a job at their family restaurant.

491 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 17:43:57 ID:Rk8ADKt1
People had to wait for this report so long I think they're slowly starting to lose itw

495 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 17:52:54 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>492
Just ignore my posts thenw
(´,_ゝ`) Pfff.

513 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 18:48:11 ID:Rk8ADKt1
I wonder what's going through Molester's head at work right now.
I bet he's too preoccupied to get anything done...

541 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 20:16:25 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>537
I'm a bit surprised there's even a board like that on 2ch.
I guess it's the largest BBS in the world for a reason...

550 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:26:03 ID:xnlmcPIl
Just got here from VIP.

551 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:27:19 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>550
You can't fool me. What anime board are you from?

552 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:28:37 ID:GLoPwJUC
>>550
Huh? VIP still exists? roflmao

553 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:29:32 ID:uVOl6J30
T minus 90 minutes.
All units, prepare for battle.

554 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:29:47 ID:6ckfj3C9
Molester said Loli acts like a different person every time he sees her, right?
Is it because Loli gets overly self-conscious around Molester?
Like, she tries to make a good impression but gets embarrassed and stuff?

555 : Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg : 04/11/28 20:30:26 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>Q+eZ1veM

Desperate much?

556 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:30:38 ID:1zP8jqzu
>>554
Oh shit... There was so much foreshadowing.

557 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:30:56 ID:W2KtqXHk
Molester is still a virgin. I know it.

558 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:31:31 ID:GLoPwJUC
Could you guys turn it down a little? I'm watching The Tetsuwan Dash right now.

559 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:33:16 ID:Q+eZ1veM
>>555
Sorry, but I'm doing this for a good reason.
It's for the people who filtered your ID but are still curious about what you're saying.
People just don't get it.

555 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 20:30:26 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>Q+eZ1veM

Desperate much?

560 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:36:29 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>555
Let me give you a piece of advice before things get ugly.
Remove your tripcode. Others do it too when they post here to avoid attracting unnecessary attention.

561 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:47:56 ID:akteEx0v
When I heard a certain Mr. Molester lost his virginity, I went and bought a PC just so I can read his thread.
When does his report start?

562 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:48:06 ID:XYonsla0
We got a bunch of kids in the thread now, huh?
That advertisement thread must have led them here.

563 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:50:45 ID:D1EsYUh3
It's just a bunch of gatekeepers getting all desperate. Pfff.

564 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:52:34 ID:9xTU+fWq
It's getting kinda tense in this thread...

565 : Molester Man ◇FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 20:55:11 ID:poJGFfaS
What are you guys getting so tense for?w
Anyways, I actually did it with Loli.
End of report.

566 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:55:15 ID:uXej9fXn
(⌒─-⌒)
((´・ω・`)) Where are you VIPPERs?
  ゚し-J゚



567 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:55:38 ID:uXej9fXn
Wait, what!?

568 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:56:12 ID:6axV1CaU
>>565
◇(・∀・) grin grin

569 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:56:17 ID:uVOl6J30
A shocking revelation out of nowhere...

...or so I thought, but that's not even a tripcode! Don't scare me like that!

570 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:56:59 ID:uXej9fXn
or2

571 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:57:13 ID:wLQHMcxs
Stop with that. You're just making it harder to search for Molester's posts.

572 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:58:21 ID:uJS6zVWT
One hour left. Let's see how many times I can shoot my load before he's back.

573 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:58:26 ID:uXej9fXn
I totally mistook him for Molester.

574 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 20:59:13 ID:uVOl6J30
>>572
Cease fire!

575 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:01:14 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>566
       ∧_∧
      (´・ω・` ) SAD
     O^ソ⌒とヽ
     (_(_ノ、_ソ


       ∧_∧ ∧_∧
      ( ´・ω・)(・∀・ )
     O^ソ⌒とO^ソ⌒とヽ
     (_(_ノ、_(_(_ノ、_ソ


       ∧_∧ ∧_∧ ∧_∧
      ( ´・∀・)(・∀・ )(´∀` )
     O^ソ⌒とO^ソ⌒とO^ソ⌒とヽ    That is VIP QUALITY.
     (_(_ノ、_(_(_ノ、_(_(_ノ、_ソ   http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/


576 : Molester Man ◇FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 21:05:16 ID:poJGFfaS
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577 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:05:31 ID:oseGnIDv
>>573
Uho! Wait...

578 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:07:45 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>576
Here's the deal I made with my little sister (her monthly pay gets calculated on the 20th and paid out on the 26th):

+2000 yen every month because she claims to resemble Ueto Aya
-1000 yen every month because she definitely doesn't resemble Ueto Aya
+3000 yen for every handjob
+6000 yen for every blowjob
+3000 yen every month for fondling her boobs
+3000 yen every month for panchira
+2000 yen for every time I cum on her face
In case she can't finish me off, I don't have to pay for the handjob or blowjob.
However, if I finish myself off with my own hands (and then cum on her face),
I have to pay half the price of the handjob or blowjob.
In such a case, I don't have to pay extra for cumming on her face.
If it's late at night (past 1am), or outside her working hours (weekends, holidays and when our parents are around),
or an emergency request (if it's too sudden), the price has to be negotiated.
Tissues are provided by her.
If I pay her in advance, I get a free handjob.

Is this what you mean?

579 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:17:17 ID:KHv2QMPN
Shut up and watch Zatoichi.

580 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:19:10 ID:TfVjNSLH
>>578
Please elaborate.

581 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:25:57 ID:uXej9fXn
It's amazing how fast the admin summarizes the thread. He's so high-spec.

582 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:27:41 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>580
ttp://moemoe.homeip.net/view.php/1439/new

583 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:29:44 ID:uVOl6J30
T minus 30 minutes.
All units, stand by and use caution.

584 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:30:33 ID:VIvAvKC6
Guys, this isn't the board for loser men.

585 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:32:11 ID:GOf07gkG
I want to try titfucking a loli with jugs tooooooooo!!!

586 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:36:20 ID:TfVjNSLH
>>582
Thanks. lol

587 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:36:48 ID:Xgr82+hM
 *     +    巛 ヽ
            〒 !   +    。     +    。     *     。
      +    。  |  |
   *     +   / /   Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
       ∧_∧ / /
      (´∀` / / +    。     +    。   *     。
      ,-     f
      / ュヘ    | *     +    。     +   。 +
     〈_} )   |                                Don't forget... VIP QUALITY!!
        /    ! +    。     +    +     *         http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/
       ./  ,ヘ  |
 bang ||| j  / |  | |||
――――――――――――  


588 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:42:55 ID:l7VsRL4V
Zatoichi is so cool.

15 minutes left.

589 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:45:11 ID:KHv2QMPN
Wait, is there going to be a sequel to Zatoichi...? He tripped over a rock in the ending scenewwwww

590 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:46:56 ID:wLQHMcxs
No, Marcia, that's Matsumoto's joke.

591 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:47:22 ID:wLQHMcxs
Sorry, wrong thread...

592 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:47:59 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Shut up and get back in line.

593 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:49:15 ID:uVOl6J30
...I feel like taking a bath.

594 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:49:31 ID:9xTU+fWq
Everyone was on edge before and now it's super quiet in here.

595 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:51:03 ID:oseGnIDv
Just finished taking a bath.
  ∧_∧
 (0 ・∀・)
 ( ∪ ∪
 と__)__)  Waiting now...

596 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:51:34 ID:3cYqDOia
Like they say, it's the quiet before the storm.
...huh? Or is it the quiet after the storm?

597 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:52:09 ID:uVOl6J30
T minus 10 minutes.

598 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:52:59 ID:Tc3oqm9l
He said between 10 and 11pm, so there's no guarantee that he'll show up at 10pm...

599 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:53:20 ID:2IoZu2xe
I don't want to spoil the party when there's a countdown going on,
but Molester has never once been back on time.

600 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:54:04 ID:uVOl6J30
Understood. All units, retreat for now.

601 : Molester Man ◇FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 21:54:07 ID:poJGFfaS
Thanks for waiting for me, guys.
Sorry, but can I get some sleep first?

602 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:54:45 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Cut that shit out.

603 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:54:54 ID:GOf07gkG
(・∀・) GTFO!!

604 : Time Man : 04/11/28 21:55:13 ID:z+m25Jzl
Five minutes left.

605 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:55:21 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>601
Is that the best you can do?wwwwwwww
Whoawwwww Low-levelwwwwwwwww baitwwwwwww

606 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:56:31 ID:3cYqDOia
When Molester came back from Shinjuku, didn't he post right after a bunch of impostors showed up?

607 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 21:56:35 ID:2IoZu2xe
>>600
We can't lower our guards because he tends to show up when we least expect itw

608 : Molester Man ◆tikaN/N2vg : 04/11/28 22:00:00 ID:VIvAvKC6
Thanks for waiting for me, guys.
Molester Man (impostor) is back.

609 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:00:04 ID:GXvbSkf7
Alright, it's 10pm.

610 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:00:42 ID:uXej9fXn
Get out.

611 : Time Man : 04/11/28 22:00:47 ID:z+m25Jzl
>>608
Wow, you're amazing! You posted at exactly 10pm!

612 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:01:02 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>608
Thanks.

613 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:01:05 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>608
What are you, a dad dressed up as Santa?

614 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:01:27 ID:RMCLSO1d
Hi, it's me, the guy who posts boobs no matter what place, time, or situation!

http://www.asianavstars.com/tgp/ndm855/ndm85509.jpg
http://www.asianavstars.com/tgp/ndm855/ndm85510.jpg
http://www.asianavstars.com/tgp/ndm855/ndm85511.jpg
http://www.asianavstars.com/tgp/ndm855/ndm85512.jpg
http://www.asianavstars.com/tgp/ndm855/ndm85513.jpg
http://www.asianavstars.com/tgp/ndm855/ndm85514.jpg
http://www.asianavstars.com/tgp/ndm855/ndm85515.jpg

She's mine and mine only.

      _
      /,.ァ、\
     ( ノo o ) )  My (Get)
      )ヽ ◎/(.    Dutch (A)
    (/.(・)(・)\ . Wife (Clue)
    (/| x |\)   .  _
      //\\  
   . (/   \)  


615 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:01:28 ID:xDChnd3o

Molester said his shift ends at 10pm, didn't he?


616 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:02:17 ID:3cYqDOia
Deja vu.

617 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:02:59 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>614
Thanks and keep up the good work.

618 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:03:32 ID:GOf07gkG
His shift ends.

He drops by Loli's place on his way home.

creak creak Ahh! Ahh! <3

We probably won't get the next report till tomorrow.

619 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:03:35 ID:VIvAvKC6
>>613
That brings back memories.

620 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:04:31 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Today's target is Kansai.

621 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:04:55 ID:uJS6zVWT
>>619
And we're still doing the same thing so many years later. Still waiting for Santa to arrive.

622 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:05:21 ID:avAzq/zX
>>618
He's too tired and says he'll start his report after his shift.

His shift ends.

He drops by Loli's place on his way home.

creak creak Ahh! Ahh! <3

Rinse and repeat.

623 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:06:22 ID:GOf07gkG
Wha-What did you say!?

624 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:07:08 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>618
Assuming they even went as far as having seicross yesterday.
But even if they didn't, he might still want to give her a call or something...

625 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:07:08 ID:TfVjNSLH
Guys, shout out the window for me when Molester comes.

626 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:07:09 ID:PqdYltqF
It's past the time Molester Man said he'd come. Where is he?

627 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:08:01 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>625
Are we supposed to shout "Molester Man is hereーーーーー!!!!" or what?

628 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:09:54 ID:uVOl6J30
...since this is VIP,
I figured I'd have a taste of bourgeoisie befitting VIP
and treat myself to some Haagen-Dazs rum raisin after a long time.


...it gave me a bad stomach ache. Sorry, but I have to retreat.

629 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:11:15 ID:GOf07gkG
You should take some Seirogan. Helps relieve stomach aches.

630 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:11:56 ID:TfVjNSLH
>>627
I'm counting on you. I'll be reading moe copypastas until then.

631 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:16:40 ID:akteEx0v
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632 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 22:19:38 ID:gCslLQjY
Molester forced himself on Loli, Loli broke out in tears and told Kansai and Miss Undie about it.
                ↓
He didn't get arrested for it, but felt so ashamed that he didn't tell us about it.

Wouldn't that suck?


633 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:20:30 ID:xDChnd3o
>>628
Get well soon.

634 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:23:22 ID:KHv2QMPN
ヘ:::::::::;;: -‐''''""( )1
 ゙、::::::::-‐''""" ̄"'i
  :V;;||:::: '~ニ=ッ, r='|
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  i!ゝ!::::     ‐/リ
  i::/:、 :::、  /''ii'V
  ̄ハ:::::\ "''il|バ''
 (諸葛亮)
 Zhuge Liang once said

"Is Molester still not back?"

635 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:25:05 ID:uXej9fXn
Zhuge Liang said something like that!?

636 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:26:49 ID:27B4muPu
What's taking Molester so long?

637 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:27:06 ID:zHrINcrP
>>230
ノシ

638 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:27:22 ID:se4lMc70
I thought I'd barely made it in time, but he's still not here yet, huh?

639 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:28:15 ID:PqdYltqF
I summon you, Molester!!
 
  ↓

640 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:29:48 ID:akteEx0v
           _____________
   ___   /
 /´∀`;:::\< Uhohooi!
/    /::::::::::| |
| ./|  /:::::|::::::| \_____________
| ||/::::::::|::::::|



641 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:29:51 ID:57ki0bqj
  │    _、_
  │  ヽ( ,_ノ`)ノ Too bad, it's just me and my little man!
  │ へノ   /
  └→ ω ノ
        >

642 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:30:42 ID:Tc3oqm9l
I feel kinda bad for >>641 now.

643 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:30:50 ID:27B4muPu
>>640
Oh, it's Telehoman. You shouldn't be here this early.
Or are you Jamila?

644 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:31:41 ID:avAzq/zX
>>639-642 made me lol.

645 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:32:02 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I caused so much trouble... I'm back, guys.

646 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:32:23 ID:wW0zqc3i
It's Molester━━(━(━(-( ( (゚∀゚) ) )-)━)━) ━━!!!!!

647 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:32:33 ID:0/ynpI8a
                               ~⌒ヽ.
                _.~⌒ヽ.   ('A`)~´ `ヽ._.′    ヽ._.~~
He's here~´ `ヽ._.′    ヽ._ノ

648 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:32:34 ID:avAzq/zX
He's hereー

649 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:32:40 ID:poJGFfaS
He's here━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!!!

650 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:32:44 ID:GLoPwJUC
Perfect timing. ^^

651 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:32:49 ID:PqdYltqF
He's here─wwヘ√レvv~─(゚∀゚)─wwヘ√レvv~─!!!!

652 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:32:50 ID:wwDAGq+W
Ohhhhhーー! There he is!

653 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:32:55 ID:akteEx0v
He's hereasdfghjkl

654 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:32:59 ID:y4BoT1N3
The man himself is finally here!

655 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:04 ID:6cm+pg39
He's here*:.。..。.:*・゚(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。..。.:* ミ ☆

656 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:08 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>645
Speak of the devil.

657 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:11 ID:x9NziGB6
He's here─wwヘ√レvv~(゚∀゚)─wwヘ√レvv~─!!

658 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:13 ID:xDChnd3o
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

(*´Д`) pant pant PANT PANT PANT PANT PAANT PAANT PAAANT PAAANT

659 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:31 ID:uJS6zVWT
The lethal weapon is hereーーーーー

660 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:36 ID:sGX1oRiv
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!

661 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:41 ID:57ki0bqj
Hurry up and post the rest.

662 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:44 ID:Q+eZ1veM
Why do you have to show up when I'm about to take a bath!!?
I'm glad you're here though!!!

663 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:47 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>645
Wait. Brb taking off my pants.

664 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:48 ID:RMCLSO1d
Did you sleep well?
Are you feeling okay?

665 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:52 ID:wF3wYCkg
Dude, you can't show up when I'm just about to take a bath!
I'm posting this from my cell phone because I'm already in the bathroom completely naked.

666 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:33:55 ID:TfVjNSLH
Yay, I get to attend a report live!

667 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:34:00 ID:3xMkrpSz
Took you long enough.

668 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:34:17 ID:GLoPwJUC
Dear Molester,
I'm watching Zatoichi right now, so please try to finish the report before the movie ends.

669 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:34:19 ID:PqdYltqF
>>645
Post the rest! Post the rest!

670 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:34:26 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>665
Just read the thread while taking a bath.

671 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:34:35 ID:uXej9fXn
Welcome back, Molester!

672 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:34:40 ID:oUCI+oVZ
>>664
I am a little tired to be honest, but it's nothing I can't handle!

673 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:34:44 ID:oseGnIDv
Welcome back.

674 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:34:55 ID:KHv2QMPN
I'm honestly more invested in Zatoichi than Molester Man right now.

What do?

675 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:34:57 ID:EUj8V5Qn
Uho! He's here!

676 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:35:00 ID:B6ZoOq+B
He's finally here━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

677 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:35:14 ID:6cm+pg39
Please cut right to the chase and tell us if you got some or not.

678 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:35:15 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>672
Whoawwwww I knew you were not the kind of man who'd let a little fatigue bring him downwwwwwwwwwwwww

679 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:35:24 ID:wF3wYCkg
>670
Let me try taking a bath with my cell phone in a plastic bag.

680 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:35:43 ID:uJS6zVWT
Why are you acting like you're some hero making a triumphant return?

681 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:35:46 ID:9xTU+fWq
That's the main protagonist for you!
Look at all the people coming out of lurking as soon as he's back!

682 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:36:04 ID:N4dt1i4+
Guys, I have returned too.
Just got back from my part-time job at Lawson.

683 : ◆YfsbH3gCfg : 04/11/28 22:36:08 ID:XrNNfugm
Made myself a cup of coffee.

684 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:36:09 ID:VIvAvKC6
Whew, I'm glad I checked the thread. I almost missed this.

685 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:36:12 ID:se4lMc70
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!

686 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:36:13 ID:TfVjNSLH
I'd like a report, make it crisp and juicy, please.

687 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:36:33 ID:oseGnIDv
>>679
That is VIP QUALITY.
Now tell us what transpired on that night, Molester Man.

688 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:36:38 ID:se4lMc70
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwww This is definitely more interesting than Zatoichiwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwww

689 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:36:46 ID:6cm+pg39
No, make it thick and sticky please.

690 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:36:53 ID:8bgckEwx
>>672
So this is the composure of someone who's ascended from boyhood to manhood, huh?
Is that what it is!?

691 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:36:56 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>679
Whoawwwww Plastic bagwwwwww I put mineww in a ziploc bag oncewwwwww

692 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:37:13 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Caused trouble? To whom??

693 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:37:13 ID:RMCLSO1d
My only wish right now is for this thread to get ranked first in the thread ranking.
That's all I want.

694 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:37:15 ID:6axV1CaU
>>672
You better make the report fappable.

695 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:37:31 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>691
That's geniuswwwwwwwwwww And how did go?wwwwwwwwwwwww

696 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:37:34 ID:se4lMc70
We should make the next thread soon at the rate this thread is going!!

697 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:37:38 ID:trPwCzNA
Waiting, still waiting.

698 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:37:38 ID:M48COQcV
Huh?
When does your shift start again?

699 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:38:02 ID:l7VsRL4V
━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!!
This was well worth the wait on my knees in front of my PC for hours.

700 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:38:11 ID:xDChnd3o
Is this going to be the longest night since the start of these threads?



I'm here for it.

701 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:38:36 ID:oseGnIDv
Please hang in there, admin. ...damn, you update the site quickly.

702 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:38:39 ID:VIvAvKC6
I should have done some ironing.

703 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:38:41 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>695
While taking a bath, I realizedwwwwwww I don't have a signal in the bathroomwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwww

704 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:38:43 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Where did we stop last time again? He tried to force himself on Loli but got stopped by Kansai?

705 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:39:11 ID:6cm+pg39
It's almost time for the bombing to start...
Okay! Let the bombs rain on me!

706 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:39:11 ID:se4lMc70
>>703
Whoawwwwwwwwwww Too badwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

707 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:39:23 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>703
I fucking lol'dwwwwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwwwwww

708 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:39:35 ID:A8qwluE7
He's here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!!
I was so worried I might miss the report that I couldn't take a nap. (;´Д⊂)

709 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:40:09 ID:jhVskB2m
My heart is beating like cray cray.

710 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:40:15 ID:uJS6zVWT
The thread has been plunged into chaos.

711 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:40:28 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>705
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha

712 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:40:33 ID:oUCI+oVZ
I'll continue where I left off in >>284 then...

To be blunt, since I hadn't gotten much sleep the night before,
I was very tired at this point and didn't really contribute much to the conversation.
Loli kept talking about her school and her friends,
while I just kept responding randomly like "Ahh... Yeah. Right."
In one ear and out the other.

I read in a how-to book about love and relationships
"When a woman tells you about something that's troubling her, she doesn't want a solution from you, she just wants you to listen."
so it was probably okay. Yeah.

Just when I was thinking that, the topic turned to love and relationships.

713 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:03 ID:/6nTzamw
Alright!
Leave the live commentary on Zatoichi to me!

714 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:14 ID:se4lMc70
>>712
Wow.

715 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:14 ID:s7wtK+Xh
Why does it take so long just to copy and paste some text?

716 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:16 ID:akteEx0v
       My heart is beating like clay clay.
  ∧_∧  .γ⌒ヽ
 ( ・∀・)∩| ・0・ |
 ( ⊃ ⊃ゝ    ヽ
 と__)__)  |__|∪

717 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:20 ID:wF3wYCkg
When was the last time I talked about love and relationships with a member of the opposite sex...

718 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:25 ID:RMCLSO1d
I started the next thread since there wasn't one yet.

I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101649243/

719 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:29 ID:y4BoT1N3
Is Loli a fujoshi?

720 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:46 ID:8bgckEwx
>>716
Cute.

721 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:54 ID:9xTU+fWq
At this pace, this report will use up the whole next thread.

722 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:00 ID:xdKcGRQy
>>718
GJ

723 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:02 ID:A8qwluE7
Whoawwwwwwwwww My heart is starting to beat fast too and it pisses me offwwwwwwwwwww

724 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:10 ID:xDChnd3o
>>718 Already!?

725 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:15 ID:j3bI2u9W
Wait a second.

>>284
>whether the essence of Hokuto Shinken lies in sadness or rage
Is this a Fist of the North Star reference?
Loli reads that kind of manga?


726 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:23 ID:PqdYltqF
>>718
Whoawww What a premature ejaculatorwwwww

727 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:55 ID:Tc3oqm9l
I totally missed the Fist of the North Star reference. I wonder if Molester put it there to get a reaction out of us.

728 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:56 ID:TfVjNSLH
You're not going to tell me you spent all eight hours at her place gossiping, are you?

729 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 22:42:57 ID:gCslLQjY
I'm so excited.

730 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:43:11 ID:0/ynpI8a
Oh man, there goes the thrill of who will make the 950th post...

731 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:43:26 ID:GOf07gkG
Women read Fist of the North Star too though.
When I was in high school, I lent it to girls in my class and they loved it.

732 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:43:34 ID:57ki0bqj
>>725
:::::::::::/           ヽ::::::::::::
:::::::::::|   You        i::::::::::::
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====( i)==::::/      ,/ニニニ
:/     ヽ:::i       /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

733 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:43:38 ID:6cm+pg39
ba-dump ba-dump bear bear ba-dump ba-dump shine shine

734 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:43:53 ID:jqLgMOcx
What happened then!?

735 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:44:19 ID:uJS6zVWT
Hurry up, Molester.

736 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:44:23 ID:ascNgYoj
>718
Dude, you're starting to get really annoying now.
What an attention whore.

737 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:44:26 ID:se4lMc70
Or she's into slot machines.
The Fist of the North Star slot machines are famous.

738 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:44:34 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"Mr. Molester, what do you..."
"Ah, drop the mister. Just call me Molester. No need to be so polite. I'm not that polite when I talk to you either."

I didn't have anything specific in mind when I said this.
It's just that I have this habit of switching to polite speech as soon as someone's polite to me, and it's a real pain in the ass.
Often, I accidentally start a sentence in casual speech and then switch to polite speech midway, like:
"Hey, where's the bathroom, would you kindly tell me, sir?"

Even though I didn't mean much when I asked her to drop the mister, Loli started blushing like crazy.
"Eh... But you're older than me..."
"Only by a little though. Besides, between the two of us, I probably look younger."
"That's not something you should say to a girl, you know?w"
"In any case, no need to be so polite."
"Ah... Yes..."

And that was the end of it. I regret it now.

739 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:44:52 ID:VIvAvKC6
>>736
Seconded.

740 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:45:13 ID:GOf07gkG
    |                        \
    |  ('A`)          Ah! Ah! Ah! <3
   / ̄ノ( ヘヘ ̄ ̄                /


    |                        \
    |  ('A`)      I love you very much.
   / ̄ノ( ヘヘ ̄ ̄                /


    |     !                  \
    |  ( ゚∀゚)            Doraemon!
   / ̄ノ( ヘヘ ̄ ̄                /

741 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:45:27 ID:6cm+pg39
Loli... (*´д`*) pant pant

742 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:45:28 ID:GOf07gkG
He's here!?

743 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:45:34 ID:j3bI2u9W
Damn, Matsunaka Nobuhiko's wife is so cute.


744 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:45:35 ID:RMCLSO1d
>>736
Right back at ya.

745 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:45:45 ID:wF3wYCkg
>>738
"Regret"?

746 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:45:46 ID:wW0zqc3i
I always thought Loli always using polite speech was one of the best things about her... Welp.

747 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:45:46 ID:avAzq/zX
>>738
The one thing you should never say to a woman...

748 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:46:07 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>744
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha

749 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:46:23 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>744
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha!

750 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:46:24 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>738
I have the feeling this report is going to be mainly about Loli... My dick is diamonds already.

751 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 22:46:24 ID:gCslLQjY
Guys, guys, stop fighting. Let's calm down and read his report together.

752 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:46:35 ID:PqdYltqF
>>738
You seem to really have something against people talking to you in polite speechw

753 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:46:35 ID:57ki0bqj
>>744
Just be quiet.

754 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:46:37 ID:2IoZu2xe
>>746
This, this so much!

755 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:47:16 ID:A8qwluE7
You should get her to call you Molester-senpai instead. (*´д`*)

756 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:47:20 ID:VIvAvKC6
Having seicross with her speaking in polite speech might have been surprisingly fun though.

757 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:47:33 ID:xdKcGRQy
>>736
Who cares what thread we use as long as everyone knows which one?
Especially now that the thread's going so fast right now,
it's good to have the next thread ready early on to prevent duplicate threads.

758 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:47:52 ID:se4lMc70
Imagine her calling you "big brother."

759 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:48:04 ID:0/ynpI8a
Is Miss Understanding the only one who uses polite speech now?

760 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:48:05 ID:XrNNfugm
Just report and hide ID:RMCLSO1d's posts.

761 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:48:13 ID:aKlfcDls
>756
You made me imagine it for a second.                         Hngh!!

762 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:48:27 ID:2IoZu2xe
>>758
That's not polite speech though.

763 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:48:35 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>760
I just did. That means, I can't see the >>1 of the next thread anymore.

764 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:48:36 ID:KHv2QMPN
Fighting breaks out as soon as there's a small pause between Molester's postswww OKwwwww

765 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:48:47 ID:oUCI+oVZ
After polite speech came the topic of love and relationships.
It was supposedly about a friend of hers at university. Here's a quick summary:

Girl A has a crush on guy B, but they're just friends.
Girl A and girl C are BFFs. Girl A has been asking girl C for advice about guy B a lot lately.
It was only a matter of time until girl C started hanging out with guy B a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
Now, what should she do?

It was the kind of stereotypical love triangle you see everywhere.
It's hard to give serious advice for something so cliché.
The only time I played a game where two girls fight over one guy was when I played the Yuki route in "Mizuiro".
Unable to give appropriate advice, I decided to simply tell her my honest thoughts.

766 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:48:47 ID:uVOl6J30
I'm >>628!
I used the special weapon "Akadama" that I found lying around!

767 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:49:13 ID:uJS6zVWT
Calm down, everyone. All together now!


Take
deep
breaths!



768 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:49:15 ID:TfVjNSLH
Yesss, we're slowly getting there!!!
I'm so excited I feel like stripping and dancing naked right now!

769 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:49:35 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>765
That's too complicated for me. I need a graph.

770 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:49:41 ID:wF3wYCkg
Let's guess who A, B, and C are, VIPPERs!

771 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:49:42 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>766
As a VIPPER, you should shit your pants and post pics of it later.

772 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:49:46 ID:6cm+pg39
Keep 'em coming, keep 'em coming.

773 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:49:48 ID:uXej9fXn
Wooooooooo!

774 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:49:54 ID:oseGnIDv
>>768
Calm down first.

775 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 22:50:05 ID:gCslLQjY
>>765
It's like she's talking about Kansai, Molester, and herself.

776 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:06 ID:IOtBnZmm
Huh? Are you 566?

777 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:09 ID:se4lMc70
>>765
I don't get you.

778 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:16 ID:xDChnd3o
Girl A = Loli
Guy B = Molester
Girl C = Kansai

Is this our final answer?

779 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:20 ID:GOf07gkG
"You man-stealer!"

780 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:28 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Who's girl A!?

781 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:31 ID:8bgckEwx
>>765

                 HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL THE SEX SCENE?

782 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:34 ID:3xMkrpSz
It's so obvious who she means.

783 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:35 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>765
Wait, what?

Girl A = Loli
Guy B = Molester
Girl C = Kansai or Miss Undie

Is this what she means?

784 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:36 ID:M0oq2a7U
>>765
The twist is that she's actually talking about you.

785 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:44 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>775
That's because she probably is.

786 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:50 ID:c2aSqmvS
Girl C is Loli
and guy B is Molester, huh?

787 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:52 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Isn't Loli girl C?

788 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:03 ID:27B4muPu
So Kansai likes Molester too?
Hey, what if she really is a virgin?

789 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:05 ID:wF3wYCkg
>>778
Shouldn't A and C be reversed?

790 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:08 ID:PqdYltqF
>>778
Whoawww I wish I was guy Bwwww

791 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:09 ID:6cm+pg39
Your honest thoughts? What did you tell her?

792 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:09 ID:NJn/qDop
Whoa!! I'm so jelly!!

793 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:15 ID:0/ynpI8a
Guy B = Molester is way too simple to be true. It has to some other guy.

794 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:22 ID:VIvAvKC6
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!

795 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:29 ID:IOtBnZmm
Girl A = Miss Understanding
Guy B = Molester
Girl C = Kansai

Slut = Loli

796 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:33 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>778
I should have reloaded the page before posting the exact same thing.

797 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:41 ID:9Qq7+ys0
>>765
Isn't she talking about herself, Kansai, and Molester?

798 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:43 ID:se4lMc70
Hey, hurry up and post the rest before wifey comes back and I can't use the PC anymore.

799 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:45 ID:GOf07gkG
Time to go out with both of them!

800 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:53 ID:mnuZzSGs
Whoa, I took a nice nap and got up at just the right time! Welcome back, Molester!

>>789
(;`゚A゚´) gulp

ba-dump ba-dump

801 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:54 ID:6axV1CaU
Whoawwwwwwwwww It's so obvious who A, B, C stands forwwwwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwww

802 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:51:58 ID:KHv2QMPN
A = Crab
B = Glasses
C = Molester

803 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:02 ID:y4BoT1N3
Is Molester really that good-looking or what is going on...?

804 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:05 ID:8bgckEwx
>>778
What? Seriously?? Is she talking about herself!?

805 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:11 ID:uJS6zVWT
Calling people A, B, C in a relationship graph makes me think of the bar owner in Manhattan Love Story.


806 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:12 ID:xDChnd3o
>>789
Yeah, it should be since A had a crush on B before C.

807 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:14 ID:57ki0bqj
C ――――――――┐
↑           likes
asks for advice        │
│             ↓
A ―has a crush on→ B
└――― friends ――┘

808 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:15 ID:Tc3oqm9l
One of the girls is Loli and I'm dying to know if the other is Miss Understanding or Kansai.

809 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:38 ID:TfVjNSLH
So Loli was afraid of losing OP and decided to get physical with him to one-up her competition?
Ohhh boyーーー

810 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:41 ID:oseGnIDv
>>807
GJ.

811 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:41 ID:GOf07gkG
Has the time finally come for Molester to say goodbye to his otaku lifestyle...?

812 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:43 ID:xdKcGRQy
>>789
That'd make more sense, yeah.

813 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:47 ID:epLiUnoA
>>802
Σ(゚Д゚;o)

814 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:56 ID:c2BQ3IIs
Wait, that means...

He does have a chance with Kansai!

815 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:56 ID:htO6dapW
Huh, he's more popular with girls than I thought.

816 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:58 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>795
Girl A = Kansai
Guy B = Molester
Girl C = Miss Undie

could be the case too.

817 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:53:02 ID:s7wtK+Xh
A: Loli
B: Molester
C: Kansai
Ok?

818 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:53:05 ID:9Qq7+ys0
This kind of polygamy is the definition of VIP QUALITY.

819 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 22:53:15 ID:gCslLQjY
I guess no one here can see my posts, can they?

820 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:53:22 ID:VIvAvKC6
B is obviously me.

821 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:53:31 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>819 I can't see this post.


822 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:53:36 ID:jqLgMOcx
A = Crab
B = Glasses
C = Molester
Whoa, wouldn't this be great?

823 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:53:37 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>816
True, I can't imagine Kansai asking Loli for advice.

824 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:53:38 ID:xdKcGRQy
>>807
GJ?
Though I feel like you got some of it wrong...

825 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:53:59 ID:uXej9fXn
>>820
And you must be a crab.

826 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:54:04 ID:9Qq7+ys0
>>820
No, it's actually me.

827 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:54:05 ID:jhVskB2m
Loli: "Guy B... is actually you, Molester."

828 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:54:09 ID:M48COQcV
Hey, hold up.
Guy B could be me too...

829 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:54:16 ID:2IoZu2xe
>Kansai has a crush on Molester, but they're just friends.
>Kansai and Loli are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Loli for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Loli started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
>Now, what should she do?

 Would you say that Loli and Molester have been hanging out a lot?

830 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:54:24 ID:PqdYltqF
>>824
That too is VIP QUALITY.

831 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:54:31 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Ah, when I said "And that was the end of it" about her polite speech,
I meant that it was the end of that topic and even though she said she'd stop,
she kept using it anyway.
Sorry if it was confusing. For what it's worth, Loli drops the polite speech when she's drunk.


"And C would like to make a move on B but can't because she'd feel bad for A."
"Ahh..."
"If she wanted to ask out B, she could simply tell A beforehand, but C is still just acquaintances with B and she's not ready for that yet..."
"Hmm..."
"And it's not just that she doesn't want to betray A, there are also other friends whose feelings she has to consider..."
"Heh..."
"What do you think, Mr. Molester?"
"Uh-huh..."
"........................gosh! Are you even listening!?"

This is the second time I've heard a girl say "Gosh!" in real life.

832 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:54:35 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>822
A = Crab
B = Monitor
C = Apple juice

Whoa, wouldn't that be great?

833 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:54:57 ID:qsvXXZP+
This is so exciting!


834 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:01 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>807
OKwwwwwwwwww Thanks for the easy-to-understand graphwwwwww >>765

And why do all the girls like that B guy!?wwwwwww It seriously ticks me offwwww

835 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:02 ID:se4lMc70
Whoawwwwwwww Where can I buy this eroge?wwwwwwwww

836 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:05 ID:uJS6zVWT
A = Akabane
B = Bessho
C = Chikura

T/L note: These are all characters from the TV soap "Manhattan Love Story".



837 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 22:55:08 ID:gCslLQjY
In other words, the Miss Undie route never existed in the first place.

838 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:10 ID:jGs4zD7G
Uhh...

839 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:14 ID:M48COQcV
820
826

Man, you guys were so much faster than me.

840 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:24 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>823
If girl A is one of the girls we know, it must be Kansai.
And all three of them believe that Molester likes Miss Undie.

841 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:26 ID:M0oq2a7U
>>831
The second half almost reads like a geometry lecture.

842 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:33 ID:0/ynpI8a
Kansai must be burning with jealousy right now.

Don't tell me she watched last week's Gundam SEED Destiny...!

843 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:37 ID:oH+P3c9B
I'm back from having dinner with a girl for the first time in seven years.

But who cares about that because Molester is here━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━!!!!!

844 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:45 ID:GOf07gkG
Who's girl A?

845 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:55:59 ID:c2RGphWa
Ohh...

846 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 22:56:01 ID:gCslLQjY
Girl C has to be Loli for sure.

847 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:10 ID:2IoZu2xe
>Miss Undie has a crush on Molester, but they're just friends.
>Miss Undie and Kansai are BFFs. Miss Undie has been asking Kansai for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Kansai started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
>Now, what should she do?

 How about this?

848 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:18 ID:IOtBnZmm
Girl A = Aunt O-ume
Guy B = Zatoichi
Girl C = Shinkichi

849 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:22 ID:wF3wYCkg
>>843
Get out if you just wanna boast.

850 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:26 ID:qsvXXZP+
Is this an eroge!?

851 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:28 ID:TfVjNSLH
GIVE ONE OF THE GIRLS TO ME!

852 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:34 ID:57ki0bqj
Ohh...

853 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:40 ID:htO6dapW
Loli isn't even trying to hide it anymore... Is it really okay for the plot to be so predictable?

854 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:41 ID:wW0zqc3i
Yesss, let's go, polite-speech Loli! Wooo!

855 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:43 ID:a9k6eDfA
[The best tripfag!] The Tripfag World Martial Arts Tournament! [Who's No. 1?]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101647948/

856 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:50 ID:Xgr82+hM
>>Admin
You're the definition of speed! Thanks!!

857 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:52 ID:GOf07gkG
>>843
You know your mom doesn't count, right?

858 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:56:59 ID:s7wtK+Xh
This is getting ridiculous.


859 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:57:12 ID:c8UWzzwd
Could it be that Molester is actually really handsome......?
Plus, he's kind enough to help Miss Undie, so I can see why these girls are all over him.

860 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:57:14 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>Kansai has a crush on Molester, but they're just friends.
>Kansai and Miss Undie are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Miss Undie for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Miss Undie started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
>Now, what should she do?

Isn't it more like this?

861 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:57:21 ID:KHv2QMPN
I bet even if Molester stopped posting now, we could keep discussing this for 500 more postswwwwwww

862 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:57:22 ID:PqdYltqF
The thread is so fast right now. It must be because of the announcementw

863 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:57:24 ID:y4BoT1N3
Wait, so Molester is still a virgin?

864 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:57:35 ID:0/ynpI8a
Wouldn't it be funny if A or C was Butler?

865 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:57:39 ID:xdKcGRQy
>>807 We should use this.
Loli ―――――――――――┐
 ↑                likes
asks for advice              │
 │                     ↓
Kansai ―has a crush on→ Molester
 └―――― friends――――┘

866 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:57:53 ID:wF3wYCkg
>>860
That's unlikely.

867 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:57:57 ID:XrNNfugm
I hope he's too tired to continue today and goes to bed before the good part.

868 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:58:05 ID:M0oq2a7U
The VIPPERs will turn this into an eroge if Molester Man manages to get the legendary Grand Finale, right?

869 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 22:58:43 ID:gCslLQjY
>>867
100 crabs that you're the one who's tired and wants to go to bed.

870 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:58:57 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>Kansai-asks for advice→Loli
I just can't imagine this ever happening.

871 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:59:00 ID:htO6dapW
>>863
It'd be really weird if he didn't do it after all this.

872 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:59:13 ID:N4dt1i4+
Oh crap, I got a job interview at Mainichi Newspapers to attend in Osaka tomorrow.
Whoawwwwwwwwww There's no way I can go to sleep now!wwwwwwwww
It's your fault if I don't get the job, dude!wwwwwwww

873 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:59:14 ID:KHv2QMPN
At this point, a threesome is the only possible outcome now.

874 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 22:59:41 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"I'm not sure why you'd want the opinion of an unpopular guy like me, but well, as an outsider who doesn't know anything besides what you just told me,
I'd say your friend doesn't have anything to worry about.
It's not like A told C or any of her other friends "Don't you dare make any moves on B, you sluts!", right?"
"That's right, but..."
"Then I don't see the problem. She can be friends with B or confess her love to him all she wants.
Besides, if she's so worried about how A will react, then she should just talk to her about it.
And I'm not saying she needs A's permission or anything. If she tells her beforehand, she won't have to feel like she's doing something wrong."

I don't remember the details, but that's about the gist of what I told her while sitting comfortably at a heated table.
All that was missing was some rice crackers and green tea.
Or... how about you just give me back my shirt?
I have to get home ASAP.

875 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:00:11 ID:se4lMc70
>>874
Didn't you learn anything from all the eroge you played!?

876 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:00:18 ID:oH+P3c9B
>>849>>857
I wasn't boasting, nor was it my mom. Instead it was a girl who was trying to get me to join some weird group. Too bad!
So, did Molester lose his virginity or not?

877 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:00:21 ID:c8UWzzwd
>"Don't you dare make any moves on B, you sluts!"

I lol'd.

878 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:00:28 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>872
You should be in this thread instead:
"All you NEETs, tune in to EZ!TV right now. They're doing a special on job hunting."
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101648397/



879 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:00:40 ID:GOf07gkG
SLUTS!!!!!!!

880 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:00:47 ID:Tc3oqm9l
!!
A: Molester
B: Kansai
C: Loli
Is it like this!?

881 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:00:52 ID:M0oq2a7U
She confesses her love to him.
"Are you serious!?"
He takes a shower too.
ba-dump ba-dump
"Eat me."

882 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:01:12 ID:gCslLQjY
>>880
............

883 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:01:13 ID:xDChnd3o
>>880
Eehh(´д`)hhHH

884 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:01:21 ID:9Qq7+ys0
Uhh... My bladder's gonna burst soon.

885 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:01:27 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>874
Says the guy hiding a boner under the heated tablewwwww

886 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:01:39 ID:oH+P3c9B
>>880
(・∀・) Nice!!

887 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:01:44 ID:uJS6zVWT
Jaja Uma Grooming Up had a similar story, I believe.

888 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:01:48 ID:wF3wYCkg
>>770
Uho!
Ah, no.
Err...
Aha?

889 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:01:50 ID:2IoZu2xe
Now that it's come to this, you might as well date them all in rotation.

First week: Miss Undie
Second week: Kansai
Third week: Loli
Fourth week: Miss Yamaoka
(Fifth week: Glasses)


890 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:02:01 ID:se4lMc70
> Or... how about you just give me back my shirt?
> I have to get home ASAP.

Here, the author is trying to mislead the reader into thinking he's not interested in her to make the upcoming twist even more surprising.

891 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:02:32 ID:6axV1CaU
>>888
Aha!
LOL

892 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:02:35 ID:EGwKUG/A
The thread's so fastwwwwwww OKwwwww

893 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:02:50 ID:wF3wYCkg
×>>770
>>880

894 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:03:03 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>829
Then how about
>Kansai has a crush on Molester, but they're just friends.
>Kansai and Miss Understanding are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Miss Understanding for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Miss Understanding started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.

instead?

895 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:03:46 ID:jqLgMOcx
This is getting out of hand...

896 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:06 ID:uVOl6J30
He's doing much better than I expected.
......time to activate plan B and insert the laxative.

897 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:10 ID:M0oq2a7U
Say something you can only say because the thread is going so fast right now:



898 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:16 ID:IOtBnZmm
>>829 It has to be this one.

899 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:16 ID:Tc3oqm9l
She says friends, but I bet it's really about herself.

900 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:20 ID:VIvAvKC6
>>895
Degawa is on TV!

901 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:25 ID:57ki0bqj
>>894
I really can't see Miss Undie falling hard for Molester though.

902 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:04:26 ID:gCslLQjY
Is it just me or did the thread slow down a little...?

903 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:32 ID:uXej9fXn
You guys do realize that nothing you say now can change what already went down yesterday, right?




Woohoo! I like where this is going!

904 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:04:35 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Soon after, the conversation came to a halt and we both fell quiet.
I felt like telling her
"Just return my shirt, okay? I can't stay here all day. I gotta get home and watch Gundam and the three other shows that air on Saturday night.
Three more will air on Sunday morning and there's the ones I have on tape too, so it'll take like three hours at least to watch them all."
and getting the hell out of there, but it wasn't the right time to bring up that kind of thing.
Loli had even started writing an e-mail to someone.

I was sitting there with nothing to do, when Loli opened her mouth as if she'd just remembered something.

"Mr. Molester, you're an otaku, right?"

I may be one, but it's better not to go around calling people that.

"Ahh... Yeah. Why?"
"Have you bought the new Dragon Quest yet?"


What does that have to do with me being an otaku...

905 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:36 ID:xDChnd3o
>>894
Loli being who she is, I find it hard to imagine that she'd bring up something that's not related to her at all.

906 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:39 ID:htO6dapW
If he didn't lose his virginity, I'll be so shocked I'll throw my PC out the window.

907 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:40 ID:KHv2QMPN
Sorry, but the posts in this thread are so funny I'm not even paying attention to the story anymorewww

Who's in love with whom again?

908 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:41 ID:PqdYltqF
Whoawww There's no way I can focus on my homework like thisww
Guys, helpwwwww

909 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:04:57 ID:TfVjNSLH
I wonder how Molester would have reacted if Loli wasn't a girl with big jugsw

910 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:15 ID:se4lMc70
>>904
LOL.

911 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:16 ID:uJS6zVWT
Whenever people talk about something that happened to their friends A, B, and C, they're always either A, B, or C. You should know these things, Molester.

912 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:21 ID:M0oq2a7U
If Molester managed to have sex with Loli Jugs, I should soon get a loli with small tits for a girlfriend.

913 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:33 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>904
Loli's e-mail → Kansai: "Do it."

914 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:34 ID:0/ynpI8a
I knew it! They played DQ all night!

915 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:39 ID:6ckfj3C9
http://www.ctv.co.jp/announce/2004/spot/1122/img/012.jpg
I bet Loli's boobs look like this when she's sitting at a heated table.

916 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:47 ID:9xTU+fWq
>Miss Understanding has a crush on Molester, but they're just friends.
>Miss Understanding and Kansai are BFFs. Miss Understanding has been asking Kansai for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Kansai started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.

This one makes the most sense.

917 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:48 ID:GOf07gkG
>>907
I'm in love with you.

918 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:54 ID:c8UWzzwd
>>904
It's like Loli's trying so hard to come up with nerdy topics to talk to him about.

If she wasn't interested in him, why would she try to keep the conversation going to keep him from leaving?

919 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:05:58 ID:57ki0bqj
>>829 Isn't it this but with Loli and Kansai switched!?

920 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:02 ID:Tc3oqm9l
She's writing an e-mail to Kansai, isn't she...

921 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:11 ID:jqLgMOcx
When I coughed really hard just now, a litle bit of poop came out. What do?

922 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:17 ID:6axV1CaU
>>915
Pant pant━━━━━━;´Д`━━━━━━!!!!

923 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:28 ID:c2RGphWa
Go wash your pants.

924 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:31 ID:aKlfcDls
What if A is Kansai and C is Loli,

but he only finds out about it after doing it with Loli and is like "Huh!? A was Kansai!? Ah..."
Actually, that'd be a pretty good ending.

925 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:06:35 ID:gCslLQjY
>>904
Heh, how typical of a woman to only show interest in your hobby when she's trying to keep you from leaving.

926 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:36 ID:CX/qz6aH
Loli:

"If I was a hero, I'd never go into people's houses and ransack their closets for items."

927 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:37 ID:v7iizdsE
Are we getting to the good part? Should I take off my pants now?

928 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:44 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>915
PASSION!

929 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:48 ID:htO6dapW
>Besides, if she's so worried about how A will react, then she should just talk to her about it.
>And I'm not saying she needs A's permission or anything. If she tells her beforehand, she won't have to feel like she's doing something wrong.

>Loli had even started writing an e-mail to someone.



It should be obvious who she's e-mailing.

930 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:06:49 ID:wLQHMcxs
>>915
Haven't seen her around for a while. What happened to her?

931 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:03 ID:oH+P3c9B
>>904
What the hell is this?w
What is she writing? Is she apologizing to Kansai for what she's about to do?

932 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:06 ID:KHv2QMPN
>>917
> >>907
>I'm in love with you.

Whoawwwww Nice to meet youwwwwwwwwwwww

933 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:12 ID:Tc3oqm9l
Molester: "If I was a hero, I'd ransack their closets for panties."

934 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:12 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>927
I-I-I-I'm not a virgin!


935 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:18 ID:jhVskB2m
>>915
One of my female co-workers did this at work and another female co-worker asked her if she's mocking her.

936 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:21 ID:2IoZu2xe
Personally,

>Kansai has a crush on Loli, but they're just friends.
>Kansai and Miss Understanding are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Miss Understanding for advice about Loli a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Miss Understanding started hanging out with Loli a lot too and, of course, she falls for her hard.

I like this one.


937 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:35 ID:se4lMc70
Whoawwwwwwwww It's settledwwwwwwwwwwwww

938 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:42 ID:IOtBnZmm
>>874
>Besides, if she's so worried about how A will react, then she should just talk to her about it.
>And I'm not saying she needs A's permission or anything. If she tells her beforehand, she won't have to feel like she's doing something wrong.

>>904
>Loli had even started writing an e-mail to someone.


RIP

939 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:47 ID:M0oq2a7U
In the unlikely case he didn't do it with her, I hope some goddess descends upon us and posts her boobs or something.

940 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:07:51 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>904
Loli confirmed otaku.
>Loli had even started writing an e-mail to someone.

Is this foreshadowing?

941 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:08:08 ID:Tc3oqm9l
>>936
Seconded.

942 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:08:15 ID:CX/qz6aH
Loli:

"YuuteiMiyaouKimukou~~~~~

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"

943 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:08:19 ID:j3bI2u9W
It's Bellamy*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜(n‘∀‘)η゚・*:.。..。.:*・゜゚・* !!!!

944 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:08:22 ID:rwYTismL
Yes, I finally caught up!
Let me say what I always say.

>>Molester
I'm not even jellygbuniboa@c:k

945 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:08:25 ID:0/ynpI8a
I can feel a tent building in my pants. (;´Д`) pant pant (*´Д`) PANT PANT (*` Д´) P A N T P A N T

946 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:08:32 ID:M0oq2a7U
This is Molester Man we're talking about though.
Nothing's set in stone yet.

947 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:08:44 ID:oUCI+oVZ
"No, I haven't. I don't care what everyone says, I like Final Fantasy more."
"I bought the new Dragon Quest today!!"

She happily brought out the new DQ from somewhere as she said that.
"The last Dragon Quest I played was DQ V, but since everyone's buying the new one, I thought I'd give it a try."
"Seriously!?"

Sorry, but it did pique my interest.

"You don't mind if I play it, do you?"
"Go ahead, I don't mind. I want to take a look at the manual."

There I was sitting at a heated table skimming through the manual of the new Dragon Quest,
while Loli turned on her PS2 and sat down on the couch.

948 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:08:44 ID:uVOl6J30
I can't stress enough how fast the admin is.

949 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:16 ID:M0oq2a7U
They were playing Dragon Quest all night after all━━━(゚∀゚)━( ゚∀)━(  ゚)━(  )━(  )━(゚  )━(∀゚ )━(゚∀゚)━━━!!!!!

950 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:19 ID:3mDqjfWy
>Glasses has a crush on Crab, but they're just friends......

951 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:21 ID:se4lMc70
>>947
Hmph!

952 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:09:22 ID:gCslLQjY
The e-mail she sent was probably her asking Kansai if she can have Molester to herself.
"Mayday! Romantic feelings for Molester detected! Requesting backup!"

953 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:26 ID:VIvAvKC6
EHHHHHHHH
WE PLAYING DRAGON QUEST NOW━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!

954 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:28 ID:Tc3oqm9l
My prediction: Molester turns down Loli's advances and goes to see Kansai. But since she lives at her parents' place, he doesn't get to see her, and is therefore still a virgin.

955 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:29 ID:wW0zqc3i
So Loli really bought the new Dragon Quest!

956 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:35 ID:xnlmcPIl
Screw work. Play DQ.

957 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:46 ID:CVOZISIy
>950
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101649243/
No need to start a new thread. We already have one we can use.

958 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:48 ID:0/ynpI8a
Then they take a break from playing DQ to watch Gundam and that's when she takes a shower.

959 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:49 ID:GOf07gkG
In DQ6, when you get to Ghent(?) village, there's this sick girl sleeping in a bed and you can steal plain clothes from a closet next to the bed. I was so aroused during that part.

960 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:54 ID:j3bI2u9W
>>949
Whoa, my dick shrunk just imagining that.

961 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:55 ID:oH+P3c9B
>>947
Huh━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━━?????
Did you go to her place to play DQ or what!?

962 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:57 ID:57ki0bqj
I still don't see how this is supposed to lead to her taking a shower.

963 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:57 ID:9xTU+fWq
>>947
D-Dragon Quest end......!!!
Did you just play Dragon Quest with her for the next four hours?

964 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:09:58 ID:tNUbnRMJ
Loli: "Mr. Molester, feel free to use my cute pink slime to level up the Hero in your pants!"

965 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:10:02 ID:W2KtqXHk
I wish I could play DQ with Loli.

966 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:10:07 ID:2IoZu2xe
>>947
Don't tell me... you played DQ all night.

Hold on, I think someone actually predicted this.

967 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:10:11 ID:c8UWzzwd
The way this is going, it'd be so unnatural if Loli suddenly decided to take a shower.

968 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:10:18 ID:jhVskB2m
>>947
Wait, was Loli wearing a skirt?

969 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:10:19 ID:uXej9fXn
So he didn't do it with her!!!!!!



                             ...or did he?

970 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:10:30 ID:wLQHMcxs
Did she buy the new DQ because of the girl with the jugs?

971 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:10:30 ID:Q4GGnyOn
From playing Dragon Quest to getting Loli to perform Puff-Puff on you...
That is Molester QUALITY.

972 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:10:40 ID:TfVjNSLH
Playing DQ got you excited and one thing led to another, huh?

973 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:10:42 ID:se4lMc70
You guys are making fun of it, but I heard the new DQ is nuts.
The characters can enter this crazy new state called Super High Tension.

974 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:01 ID:VIvAvKC6
I'm getting nervous.

975 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:01 ID:xdKcGRQy
>>971
Fucking LOL.

976 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:03 ID:CX/qz6aH
Loli:

"Doesn't watching two slimes bouncing around make you feel funny?"

977 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:08 ID:c2BQ3IIs
>>947
So she bought it to play it with Molester because he's an otaku?
Wow, she's... trying so hard...

978 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:24 ID:EGwKUG/A
>>976
I lol'd.

979 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:26 ID:rwYTismL
Is he going to cast a Bang at her from his crotch?

980 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:29 ID:9xTU+fWq
Did playing DQ make you horny?
Is that why you had seicross!?

Explain yourselves!!

981 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:35 ID:wF3wYCkg
By the way, when the hell am I supposed to take a bath?

982 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:37 ID:2IoZu2xe
"Mr. Molester... Do you want to try out Puff-Puff with my xxxx (inaudible because she said it in a too small voice)?"

983 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:41 ID:8bgckEwx
>>976
LMAO

984 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:43 ID:M0oq2a7U
Loli: "Feel free to level my party while I'm taking a shower."
Molester: "Holy shit, this game is fun!"
Loli: "Umm... Weren't you going to go to work...?"
Molester: "Screw work!"

SAD━━━(´・ω・`)━(´・ω・)━(´・ω)━(    )━(ω・`)━(・ω・`)━(´・ω・`)━━━!!

985 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:43 ID:xDChnd3o



SEE? HE DIDN'T DO IT AFTER ALL!





986 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:50 ID:j3bI2u9W
What if Loli bought the game but doesn't own a PS2?

Loli: "The case looks cool, don't you think?"
Molester: "......"

987 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:51 ID:27B4muPu
1000 is mine. The world is too.

988 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:51 ID:0/ynpI8a
1. She took a shower because sitting at the heated table got her hot and sweaty.
2. She took a shower because playing DQ got her hot and sweaty.

989 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:54 ID:se4lMc70
>>981
Pfffwww

990 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:11:56 ID:gCslLQjY
Meh, this has taken a rather disappointing turn.

991 : Molester Man ◆22yk8GNPtM : 04/11/28 23:12:03 ID:9EzI/qde






"......do you know an eroge that has a story like this?"
I asked the video game store clerk.

"Uhh... Not that I know of." answered the clerk.







992 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:05 ID:A8qwluE7
Suddenly, Loli fires a Bang from her butt!

993 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:09 ID:HU7N8gC8
If this is 1000, he had seicross with Loli.

994 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:09 ID:IOtBnZmm
Loli = nutjob
He'll have to play DQ8 with her for the rest of his life now.

995 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:10 ID:c8UWzzwd
If this is 1000, Molester is confirmed to have lost his virginity.

996 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:11 ID:PqdYltqF
If this is 1000, Molester Man had seicross with Loli.

997 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:12 ID:KHv2QMPN
Loli:
 
"Which part of my body do you think is as soft as a Slime?"

998 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:24 ID:i1ru7gPA
1000

999 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:25 ID:VIvAvKC6
If this is 1000...

1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:27 ID:6ckfj3C9
If this is 1000, Loli turns out to be an F-cup!


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