Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 19
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101393481/
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[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403
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Crab.
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Crab you.
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Are you for real? orz
In more than an hour??
I don't think I can stay awake that long...
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22
1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/
Templates omitted.
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↑ Go here for a summary of the threads.
※ >>950 starts the next thread.
※ No fighting among VIPPERs allowed.
There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
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[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403
( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA(･∀･)RANGER♪
( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA(･∀･)RANGER♪
( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA(･∀･)RANGER♪
( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA(･∀･)RANGER♪
( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA(･∀･)RANGER♪
( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA(･∀･)RANGER♪
( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA( ﾟДﾟ)DEKA(･∀･)RANGER♪
1. I start the report after Pretty Cure, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it.
2. I take a nap after Pretty Cure and start the report at 3pm, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it.
3. I start the report when I'm back from work (10pm) and do it in one go.
Which one is better?
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I'm about to head out, so do it when I'm back.
But Loli Jugs!
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Jasmine, you're so cute, Jasmine.
Does that mean you did it with her before you went to work??
Shit, I'm so curious!
I'm dying to knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Tell us if it's not option 1. I want to go to bed...
My prediction is that Molester will have the last laugh.
All I wanna know is if you did it or not, you piece of trash.
Hey, dickhead!
Calm your ass down!
What did you do yesterday!?
First of all, please tell us when you're going to start your report, O Great Molester.
2. I take a nap after Pretty Cure and start the report at 3pm, but I'll have to leave for work before I can finish it.
I think I'd rather have it all in one go than split in two.
Don't tell me he's too busy chatting with Loli to post right now.
you should be able to finish by 12pm.
Tell us a time and we'll try to be there. It's a Sunday, so it's your call.
YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS! HAL!!
Give us the short version now
and the detailed version later when you're back from work.
and 15 posts to get to Loli's place.
.∧__,,∧
（´・ω・`）
(つ祭と）
｀ｕ―ｕ´
Mr. Molester's report will begin at 10pm tonight, okay?
I hope you have a fun Sunday until then.
I guess 10pm would be best, huh?
Now would be best.
It's not like anyone's made a suggestion we can all agree on.
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We're not the same VIPPERs we were yesterday.
Everyone in this thread is super on edge right now.
I wake up only to find Molester in the thread acting like nothing happened.
Good morning, everyone.
I can't wait to tell you guys what happened in as much detail and as soon as possible,
but since I haven't slept at all, I honestly don't think I can do it right now.
- Full thread
- We get the whole thing in one sitting
Cons:
- The VIPPERs here won't last till 10pm
You were at work all night, huh...
Like I said, it's your call.
- The VIPPERs here won't last till 10pm
ﾉｼ
If you got time to post shit like that, post your report instead!
He hasn't slept━━━━(*ﾟ∀ﾟ) (∀ﾟ*)━━━━━━!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ミ ∪ ≡ U′ 彡
I went to work late.
>>81
That's not true.
http://life6.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/hikky/1101558104/l50
Guys, I'd like to direct all your attention to this part here.
Come on, please don't give us little spoilers like that. orz
This was the first time I made a thread that was about myself.
I don't even know what you're trying to say.
- Just hurry up and start the report!
- Do it in one sitting. Don't split it into parts.
- Wouldn't it be better to do it when there are more people in the thread?
Molester's opinion:
- I wanna sleep.
None of you are making any sense right now.
Hurry up and start before I have to head outmlpoluy;olyd
and blue-ball us to death
while you copy-paste it bit by bit.
And no spoilers please.
I guess you could say I'm over the moon...
I just wanted to show you that a thread I started yesterday hasn't gotten any replies yet...
Which I still can't understand. Don't you want to build that dragon!?
You're wasting precious time you could be using to get some sleep, you know...?
The VIPPERs here are on edge right now.
I wouldn't test their patience if I were you.
Huh!?
Wait, don't tell me... Is this the infamous Resident of Sun conspiracy at work here!?
Post your report even if it's only the first half.
But I'm seriously sleep deprived right now, so please ignore it if some of it is worded weirdly.
I bet he had Loli tied up and everything.
Some of the VIPPERs here waited for it all night, you know!?
(and since I was nervous about installing the door lock anyway), I didn't get much sleep, so even my second alarm couldn't wake me up
I tend to not hear the alarm when I'm tired, which is why I always set three alarms to go off shortly after another (two clocks and my cell phone).
While I was still dozing off after the second alarm, I got a call from Kansai.
"..................yes?"
"Where are you?"
"Huh? At home............"
"Eh? Were you sleeping?"
"........................yeah..."
"Get up, you idiot!!"
"Uhh..."
"Get over here asap!!"
"Okay."
After hanging up, I was still not fully awake.
In fact, I was about to doze off again, but thanks to my cell phone alarm, I was finally able to get up.
I literally jumped out of bed in a panic. If I arrived late, my plan
Install the lock easily → "Wow, he's so cool!"
would be ruined. And all the advice I got in the thread would go to waste.
So I washed my face, brushed my teeth thoroughly, and managed to break out of my room.
Where's the part with Loli?
Don't be so hasty now.
Molester's writing style is entertaining enough,
so let's be patient!!
When I checked my cell phone on my way to Miss Understanding's place, there were still a few minutes left till 10. I was on time.
"I should have eaten something before I left..."
is what I thought, but turning back and reheating leftover curry was obviously not an option.
There weren't any convenience stores nearby either, so I decided to just head straight to Miss Understanding's place.
.........
......
...
And then I got lost.
I'd been to her place a few times already, but I'm not good at remembering stuff. Plus, every time I went to her place,
I was always accompanied by a woman, which made me so nervous that I couldn't pay attention to the street names.
"Oh well, I'll be fine if I keep heading in the general direction."
is what I figured, but I was naive.
However, being late wasn't an option. I swallowed my pride and decided to ask Kansai for directions.
"Molester? Are you here? Want me to come get you?"
"No, I got lost."
"Huh? That's why I offered coming to get you."
"No, I'm seriously lost."
"It's house number XXX, you know?"
"I keep telling you, I'm lost. I can't even find the way to the place!"
"....................................you're lying, right?"
"I never lie."
"...................................."
"...................................."
She seemed utterly speechless.
I mean, what did you expect though? In second year of elementary school, I was the second kid in class to remember the multiplication table. The second to last, that is.
-＝≡ （ ﾟ∀ﾟ） The multiplication table━━━━━━!!!!!!
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and it was decided that Miss Understanding would come pick me up.
I was making an ass out of myself.
"Mr. Molester!"
Miss Understanding called out to me from a distance. Maybe she didn't want to get too close to me.
"Ah, I'm sorry. I forgot the way to your place."
"It's alright, you've only been here only once or twicew"
I managed to get lost even though it's really simple to get from my place to hers............
As we walked to her place together, I asked her about what exactly the problem was with the lock.
It was pretty much like Kansai had explained on the phone. So no surprises there.
At least, I won't embarrass myself completely.
Nice, very nice.
It's been that long already...?
Keep 'em coming just like that, Molester.
And it seems like I'm back right in time for the reportw
It turns out her apartment is only about a minute's walk away from a hardware store I sometimes shop at.
I was so surprised when I realized it. I'd practically been right next to her apartment so many times already―――――
"I haven't cleaned up yet thoughwww"
She led me into her apartment with an embarrassed look that was completely unjustified. It was like a totally different world.
Though it's completely unrelated, it reminded me of how I felt in elementary school
when I visited the Hakone open-air museum for the first time and saw that weird gym for kids with the huge hammock that looks like a spider's web.
I forget what it's called. Sorry. I bet no one here has a clue what I'm talking about.
In any case, I went there a few more times until one day I was told that only elementary schoolers are allowed to play there and I was so shocked that I started crying.
I went on a weird tangent there just to describe how otherworldly her apartment felt like to me.
It was covered in pink.
Okay, well, it wasn't completely covered in pink, but it was definitely very girly.
You know, flower decorations and stuff everywhere.
"Ahh, I'm at my limit. Please let me sleep."
Post it all tonight in one go instead, you piece of trash.
I'm caught upーー!!
"What's fun about this thread?"
I bet 2000 wrenches.
Or is Molester just really bad at making comparisons?
>>44
>>47
>>70
>>133
>>135
"What's with that perverted look in your eyes, Mr. No-Sense-Of-Direction?"
Neither Kansai's jeers nor Miss Understanding's ambiguous comments (was she being friendly or shy?) reached my ears.
Frilly curtains. Lushly green money trees.
So many mirrors that you'd think they're being used to conjure magic.
Not to mention the countless cosmetic bottles and jars that look like they're straight from an operating room―――――
Everything in her apartment was out of this world and exceeded my wildest fantasies.
"You're probably supposed to experience this kind of stuff in high school..."
is what I thought to myself and I got increasingly depressed as I took a seat.
At this point, the only people in her apartment were Miss Understanding, Butler and I sitting at a table,
and Kansai watching TV.
That explains why he's so strangely calm.
when I was served a cup of coffee out of a machine making a grating, whirring sound.
What is it called again? A drip coffee maker?
Unfortunately, I'm completely oblivious when it comes to coffee. I don't really like drinking it either.
I didn't want to say the wrong thing, nor did I want them to know about my ignorance,
so I settled for a gentlemanly response and simply said
"Thanks, it's delicious."
And yet, before I knew it, the topic had changed to coffee and other stuff I had no clue about.
Apparently, Miss Understanding had invited the other girls over for coffee today
because she had souvenirs (presents?) for everyone.
I felt like joining the discussion a few times and sharing my opinions and knowledge about coffee,
but I was afraid I'd get something mixed up and say something embarrassing like
"Vienna coffee? Ah, yes, the trick to making it juicy is to use a natural casing made of intestines so that..."
That's how I always feel when I read Molester's ramen reports because I'm pretty indifferent when it comes to ramen.
I'm afraid
"Chapter 1: At Miss Undie's apartment"
is as far as we're gonna get today.
Juicy coffee?
You're a fucking psycho.
Three girls staring at my wrench(?).
Me, sweating like a pig.
Please don't stare at my right hand like that. You girls should just continue talking about coffee. Don't stare. Don't look.
Because it's the same hand that was gripping my monkey wrench yesterday if you know what I mean...
But it was a matter of only a few minutes.
The cause of the problem was just as I'd expected. Simply a case of not having the right tool for the job.
With enough force, you could have probably done it with pliers too.
I was glad I didn't bring my whole toolbox.
It would've been extremely embarrassing if I'd brought all that and ended up not using any of it.
100 Name:Molester Man◆FYqCtG1B42 Date:04/11/28 09:13:14 ID:oUCI+oVZ
Alright, then I'll post the first half.
But I'm seriously sleep deprived right now, so please ignore it if some of it is worded weirdly.
The admin of the summary site works so quickly.
I bet someone so diligent never had any trouble getting a girlfriend.
"What the heck!? So it was this easy!?"
Thanks to Kansai laughing it off as easy, I didn't get the obligatory
"Wow!! Amazing!!"
compliments you get even if what you did wasn't impressive at all. Not that it matters.
After checking if the door can be locked properly and making sure everything else works, my duty for the day was done.
The girls went back to chatting about this and that.
Kansai and I were the only ones watching a video tape.
What's more, it was a recording of the movie "Tremors" for some reason.
"But this cheapness is what makes it so great!!"
"I don't know. If it's cheap, it's cheap."
"But it's not even cheap if you consider when this movie was made, you know?
Horror movies normally hide the cheapness of the monster by making all scenes where it appears super dark.
Tremors became this famous even though it's a B-movie because the characters fight the monster in broad daylight―――――"
"Ahh, shut up! Shut up!"
We only watched the last hour of the movie or so.
But it really is more fun to watch popcorn movies like this together with someone while poking fun at them.
And though it's a bit embarrassing writing this, it made me think
"Kansai is the one I like, after all."
It's all in the past sense.
He must have done it with Loli......
Kansai laughing off what he did made me laugh.
I'll fucking lose it if it turns out you had seicross with Loli after having thoughts like that.
But that didn't stop Molester from...
This feels like a high-school romcom.
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Looks like our feelings of love were as fleeting as the wind.
I'm hoping for the opposite, that he was able to stop himself.
Wha-What did you sayーーーーー!?
"Are you girls going somewhere? I'll head home then."
"Didn't I tell you? We gotta go to work now."
Apparently, all three of them had a shift starting at noon.
That was why Butler was there today too.
"Molester, are you hungry? In return for helping us with the lock, I'll let you have lunch at our restaurant."
"At my own expense?"
"Of course. Like I'd treat you to something."
"What a cheapskate."
is the kind of random conversation we had on our way to the restaurant.
I could have gone home right then (or rather, I should have since I had an evening shift myself),
but I read in some how-to book about love and relationships
"You have to spend as much time as possible with the person you love!!"
so I decided to just tag along with Kansai.
You're smart.
>I should have
That's some clever usage of the past tense.
Are you guys stupid?
He uses past tense because it's something that happened in the past. What else is he supposed to use?
This means, he must have met Loli in the family restaurant.
I see. φ(｀д´) note note
"Don't worry. I wasn't going to ask you to treat me anyway."
Or so I said, but I was starving.
I still had some curry left at home, but I figured I'd just have lunch while I'm at a restaurant anyway.
Plus, there's something about having lunch while ogling at women in sexy waitress outfits.
And so I decided to have lunch at their restaurant at my own expense.
I was looking forward to seeing Kansai in her uniform, but it was Loli who came to take my order.
It's only natural when you think about it though.
There's no way someone who just started her shift would come out to take orders right away. ＯＴＬ
Oblivious to my disappointment, the first thing Loli said was
"Huh!? Mr. Molester?"
Cheerful as always.
I'm afraid he might have found some sense of closure for himself already.
The point is that he makes it sound like it's all in the past.
"Kansai is the one I like, after all."
as soon as you saw them jugs in a waitress uniform...
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SOTP
Whatever illusions a virgin might have about pure love will easily shatter as soon as he's put into a situation where he might get to sleep with a woman.
"Ahh, we managed to install it. It was just stuck."
"I see. That's good to hear!"
"What about you, Loli? Will you be working until the evening?"
"No, my shift is over. I'm just waiting for Kansai and the others to take over."
"I see. Have a nice afternoon then."
"Thanks, same to you too."
Hold on, where's my shirt?
I suddenly remembered, but it was too late to bring it up. I don't need that shirt anyway.
Use it as a dust cloth or something. Then its textile might finally find some good use
after being made into a lame shirt to be worn by a lame guy like me.
Crabs to him.
uniform-clad females came out of the kitchen one after another.
"You're really having lunch here!?"
"Take your time and enjoy your meal."
"*nods*"
I was hoping I'd get to talk to the girls a bit, but a family restaurant at lunchtime is like a battlefield.
There were empty seats, but all the salarymen and students having lunch
were more than enough to keep the girls busy.
Too busy to have a chat with me, at least.
I admit I felt a bit lonely when my ground beef curry was served by some guy I don't know. (Why do I get the only male waiter?)
And so I munched away at my lunch by myself.
Which means, it must have been a sudden decision to go to her place...! I feel like that makes it a bit more unlikely that he had seicross. Can't explain why though.
Hey!
Maybe yesterday, Molester tried to find out if it's true......
but not only would it be plain creepy, I'd also be in the way of work, so I decided to leave quietly.
When I went up to the register with the check, that waiter was waiting for me again.
What's with this guy? Does he have the hots for me or something?
I paid the bill while going "Uho!" internally and headed outside.
What awaited me outside was a small girl sitting in a corner of the parking lot hugging her knees and staring at the ground............ Loli.
"Heey! What are you doing?"
"Ah!"
With a look on her face like she'd been caught doing something embarrassing, Loli and her bouncing jugs turned around to me in a panic.
"I was just surprised to see so many ants at this time of the year! I wondered what they were transporting..."
I got a much more in-depth explanation than I asked for. I guess, she must have been that embarrassed.
......nah, no way.
I listened to her long explanation, but I forgot most of it. I think I got the gist of it though.
Then she said
"Ah, your shirt! Let me return it!!"
"Ahh, right, right. I was going to ask you about it but couldn't because you went into the kitchen."
"That's perfect then."
"Is it in the restaurant? I'll be waiting here."
"Eh? No... It's at home..."
"Eh?"
"I left your shirt at home."
"Ahh, is that right..."
To be honest, I was a bit surprised when she said it. Actually, I was even a bit annoyed at her.
She wants to return a shirt she borrowed from someone, right?
But she's like "Come pick it up yourself."
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ヽ(*｀д´*)ﾝ wave wave wave wave wave wave
I don't get why he's so pissed about it.
>>235
>>238
Glad to see you all here. (・∀・) grin grin
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"I'll pick it up then. It's not far from here, right?"
"Yes, it's just a short walk."
"Not that I really need the shirt or anything..."
"But well, I can't really wear it..."
"It's so lame I can't wear it either..."
"Hahaha."
"Hahaha. (You little...)"
We headed to Loli's place while having small talk.
Loli wasn't lying when she said her place was close. Really close!!
It was surprisingly big too. I'd say, it was more like an apartment in an apartment complex than a unit in an apartment building.
Don't ask me what the exact difference between the two is.
>>242
Six people so far. (・∀・) grin grin
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Here.
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You can have seicross with her everyday then.
I'm here, but I'm posting from my cell phone because it's a Sunday.
I might switch to my PC later if I can get my wife's permission.
A good morning to you guys.
Props to the summary site admin. (つ∀`)
>>230
I'm here too. ﾉｼ
But I had no intention of going inside. Heck, the thought didn't even cross my mind.
*ker-chak*
Loli stepped right inside, while I stood around in front of her door dumbfoundedly.
"Huh? What are you doing?"
"Eh?"
"Now, come in, come in."
"Eh? Ah? Sorry to intrude."
"Welcome to my apartmentw"
A 20-year-old virgin can't say no to such an invitation.
The inside of her room was.................. nothing like the room I'd visited a few hours prior.
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This is yakui.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101393481/214
What's with this foreshadowing!!?
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You guys, good morning.
I pulled an all-nighter and did all of today's work yesterday
so that I can be here to read his report today (not the only reason, of course).
And now, I get to spend all day with the Kansai in my imagination.
>>254
Notice how he keeps using the word "virgin" in his report.
I'm sDGKDIvn btw.
very practical, almost dreary...
In the corners of her room: A shelf! A desk! A PC!
In the kitchen: A fridge! A cupboard!
In front of her TV: A bed! A dresser!!
It was like that. The kind of room that only contains the essential things in the right place.
It almost reminded me of my room.
Except my room is a lot neater and tidier.
But her room smelled completely different than mine.
It wasn't the smell of perfume or incense (or whatever it was in Miss Understanding's room), but it was such a sweet scent.
Is that what a woman smells like!?
You're so sharpwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ノシ
Finally caught up.
Pork Cutlet seems to be alive too. All in all, it's a pretty good Sunday so far.
Morning, everyone.
Or is she just really weird?
Is this a foreshadowing too!?
PC!?
How yakui!!
PC!?
Loli, show yourself!
That's it! l^l^l^l９`Д´) point
!!
Time to post! (I hope I'm in the right thread.)
Wha-What did you sayーーーーー!? Ω ΩΩ
The sweet scent turned out to be the smell of cookies.
"Ah, thanks."
So what if I mistook the smell of cookies for the scent of women? It's only natural that I don't know how women smell.
I gladly treated myself to a few cookies with a cup of Emerald Mountain blend.
Yeah, I like this coffee a lot more than the one I had before.
While munching on cookies, Loli and I talked about the difficulties of living alone.
About how doing laundry and cooking is a pain, and whether the essence of Hokuto Shinken lies in sadness or rage etc.
Sorry, I'm really tired............
Hang in there!!
I'm tired too, I haven't slept for more than 24 hours!
WE'RE ALMOST AT THE GOOD PART!!!!
Come on, I'm tired too, you know?
Piece of trash.
Hold upw
You can't stop at the best partw
Don't blueball us like that.
This isn't the Molester we know, guysw
We're not gonna let you sleep today...
〒 ! + 。 + 。 ＊ 。
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＊ + / / Yeeeeeehaaaaaawwww!
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（´∀｀ / / + 。 + 。 ＊ 。
,- ｆ
/ ｭﾍ | ＊ + 。 + 。 + This thread has reached 1000 posts.
〈＿｝ ） | The next thread too will have... VIP QUALITY!!
/ ! + 。 + + ＊ http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/
./ ,ﾍ |
bang ||| j / | | |||
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and we won't hear from him again all night.
| ノ ヽ I'm a tired bear!
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彡､ |∪}=) ,ノ ∴
/ ヽ/＾ヽ ヽ 。
| ｋヽ ＼ |
| ヽ＿_ﾉ
With Loli.
I left Loli's place after 10pm, called my part-time job because I was a little worried, and just as I'd feared,
they couldn't find someone to replace me, so the guy in charge of the night shift had to start his shift earlier, and I was asked if I can at least work half of my shift.
So I hurried straight over and took over without a wink of sleep and the guy in charge of the night shift asked me if I could take over his evening shift on the next day.
I was obviously in no position to say no, which is why I have no choice but to work again at 5pm today.
"Sleep-deprived people up to 70% more likely to be obese."
http://www.asahi.com/science/update/1119/004.html
Anything but that!
I'm already late to the pre-game meet-upww Whoawwwww So hurry up and post the restwwwww
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Here's the updated list. (・∀・) I'll use this one to do a roll call next time.
○ 22:00
That's the most important part.
Whoawwww I had to sit on the bench whenever I was late to a matchwwwwwww OKwwwwww
Go to your gamewwww
Hey, hey, I haven't slept either and I got another meeting with clients this afternoon,
yet I'm still here sitting and sleep-deprived waiting for your posts, you know?
↑Oh Godwwwwww What a mess of a sentencewwwww My brain has stopped workingwww
You forgot the Ascii Art master.
>I left Loli's place after 10pm,
Dude, you can't expect VIPPERs to have sympathy and empathy with you after posting this.
Sympathy? All you're getting from us is animosity.
it pisses me off even though I know it's all just fun and games.
You've changed, Molester.
Let's try to finish this before 13 then, shall we?
Including me.
How long do you think we've been sitting in front of our PC monitors since yesterday waiting for you to show up!?
but when I saw how hard the admin was working, I figured I should try to hang in there too...
But I'm really at my limit...
Besides, I can't cause any more trouble at my part-time job. I'm still the new guy there.
I'm really sorry, guys. I promise I'll be back between 10 and 11pm.
!!
ヽ(`Д´)ノ
You☆are☆dead♪
WAY TO BE A BUZZKILL
Can I punch you?
9. [Tokusatsu!] Kamen Rider Blade Part 99 [Mutsuki... you've grown so much.] (154/806) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
10. [VIP] I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21 (154/300) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
11. [News Flash] ITT: We're all brainwashed (143/588) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
Hold up～ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ
You fucking molester!!!
Are you really coming back? You sure you're not going to Loli's place after your shift?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU GUYS? HE DIDN'T DO IT.
How did you come to that conclusion? Are we even reading the same thread?
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ttp://noh18.hp.infoseek.co.jp/cgi-bin/dat/img20041127142139.jpg
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Look at these! That should wake you up!
I'm never coming to this fucking thread again!!
Who am I kidding, I'll be back in a bit.
I lol'd because your post couldn't have come at a worse timew
1
Something about the way his report is written tells me he didn't do it.
I told you guys, my intuition is usually right.
You better not come crying afterwards like "Guys, she sent me an e-mail, but I didn't notice because I was sleeping."
If he didn't do anything, he wouldn't say something like "I can't wait to tell you guys what happened in as much detail and as soon as possible"
You guys should get some sleep too, or head out or whatever you got planned.
Have a nice Sunday.
So the Glasses route really is over, huh?
I should have known.
But he did it no matter how you look at it.
Going out of his way to describe his feelings for Kansai, stressing the fact that he's a virgin when Loli showed up,
and ignoring all questions about what happened at Loli's place...
It's all foreshadowing leading up to the grand finale that is "seicross".
Plus, before he started his report, he said he can't wait to share it with us, you know?
And seeing how unnaturally calm he seems, it just wouldn't make any sense if he didn't do it.
Is it true that the Kansai route is over?
Even though I'm sure Molester wished he was still on her route, he most definitely fucked it up.
I refuse to believe it!
At least, until I hear it from Molester himself...
- Having seicross with Loli made him fall in love with her and he gets the Loli end.
- Having seicross with Loli gave him a confidence boost and he goes after Kansai next.
- Having seicross with Loli causes him to get carried away, they start avoiding him and he gets the bad end.
How dare you just go off taking a nap when we're waiting for you, you bald fuck?
The second one is very unlikely, isn't it?
One word from Loli to Kansai and the Kansai route will be closed off forever.
but I'm at my limit too now, so I'm actually relieved that he's going to sleep now.
Because if he goes to sleep too, I won't have to worry about missing anything.
But yeah, the wait for him after taking a nap and having dinner is going to kill me.
It's alright though, I enjoy wondering if he did it or not and letting my imagination run wildwww
(∩ ﾟдﾟ) Ahh! Ahh! I can't hear you!
Excuse me... I have an announcement to make. (in a very small voice)
.∧__,,∧
（´・ω・`）
(つ祭と）
｀ｕ―ｕ´
Mr. Molester Man (aka the man mistaken for a molester) will tell us at 10pm today how he lost his virginity.
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/l50
For more information:
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
↑ You can find a summary here, so please make sure to read it before coming to the party.
That's all from me. Have a nice Sunday.
Are you the admin? GJ.
I enjoy it too.
I didn't participate in the roll call earlier, but I frequent this thread too.
Though I guess today might be the last time depending on what happens later.
Let's let our imaginations run wild for (maybe) the last time, guys!
Nah, I'm the Ascii Art master, you might have heard of mew
I didn't want the admin's efforts to go unnoticed, is all.
It's okay, right...?
There should be nothing wrong with acting on instinct if it's your first seicross!
You don't have to restrict yourself to only doing it with someone you like...!
It's that kind of illusion...
that has plagued so many VIPPERs before you...!!
What a relief...
It's like a weight's been lifted... from my heart...
We humans...
We don't have to always act rational and control ourselves...
There's no reason to be ashamed...!
I'll do it with Loli...!
I'll give in to lust...!!
Zawa...
Zawa...
From here on, you shall be known as the official minstrel of VIP.
I'm with you. I haven't been this invested in a thread for ages.
The last time was the "Teacher T missing his head" thread IIRC.
Even if this thread should end today, I won't forget you guys! ・ﾟ・(つД｀)・ﾟ・
⊂⌒（ `Д´） ＜I don't want Molester to lose his virginity! BAWWW!
｀ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
wriggle wriggle
_, ,_
〃〃（`Д´ ∩ ＜ I want him to stay a virgin forever! BAWWW!
⊂ （
ヽ∩ つ wriggle wriggle
〃〃∩ _, ,_
⊂⌒（ つД´） ＜ I want him to do it with Kansai! BAWWW!
｀ヽ_ ノ ⊂ノ
wriggle wriggle
∩
⊂⌒( _, ,_） ＜ I want a pair of freshly worn panties...
｀ヽ_つ ⊂ノ
sniff... sniff... zzZZ
The Miss Understanding route is over.
The crab route is over.
The Glasses route is over.
The Kansai route is over.
Because I've just finished the Loli route.
Who knows, maybe we're not getting the Loli end yet.
For now, let's just wait till 10pm and see, bro.
I see you're being honest as always.
I passed out at 8am yesterday after lurking in Molester and Pork Cutlet's threads for 30 hours without sleep. I'm sure I'm not the only one.
I put your post on the summary site for now.
So Admin was Glasses all along!?
Thanks for your hard work.
Rest in peace to Molester's virginity...
Gotcha. I'll be playing with clay until then like the admin said.
My ear has been hurting like hell all morning. It's probably a middle ear infection.
But I won't go to the hospital yet, so please come back, Molester...
The admin is way too fastwwwwww
And maybe even take an afternoon nap since the weather is so nice.
Ohh, thanks for the update, admin!
I found these earlier. Please take them.
つ● Poop
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ttp://www.galleriespost.com/gallery/anime2811031p/09.mpg
The last two items in the chronological summary link to the wrong page.
"E-mail from Loli" links to the same page as "To Akihabara" right above it
and "Call from Kansai" links to the same page as "E-mail from Loli".
They link to 32, 32, 33 instead of 32, 33, 34 right now.
Also, the URL of the 20th item "Call to Miss Understanding" is missing an l at the end.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101608622/
Fukken saved!!
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>>406
Sorry. I'll fix it now.
You should really go see a doctor.
I've always had ear problems and had a middle ear infection six times.
One of those times, I was told I almost lost my hearing forever. Go see a doctor.
You gotta treasure the body your parents gave you.
Hey, don't go announcing it on other boards. It'll just attract more spam.
[Festival] Excuse me... I have an announcement to make. (in a very small voice) [Festival]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101608622/
Dude, don't link to this thread. What if it attracts a bunch of weirdoes?
Better request removal of that thread before it's too late.
I kinda agree with post 23 in that thread.
I've been thinking the same thing for a while now.
but not cute at all in literally any other picture? orz
but I'm relieved to see that we haven't gotten to the best part yet.
Thanks to the admin for the summary!
but then I realized he was trying to finish the Pork Cutlet summary first.
I'm sure he was dying to know what happened in that thread too.
Osai, you're getting too carried away.
Don't start unnecessary threads, you idiot.
It's tense enough in this thread as it is, but it's almost like you're asking for spam. Be more careful.
Alright, maybe I should use this window of opportunity to get some sleep too.
After all, I can barely keep my eyes open right now.
If there's anyone else here who's still waiting for Molester to post something,
you might want to take a nap now before he comes back.
That way, we can all give him a warm welcome when he returns from work later.
How about we sync our alarms so we get up at the same time?
Anyways, I'm off for now. See you later, guys.
(´・ω・`)ﾉｼ
Morning, guys. ﾉｼ
I was here till 5am this morning but couldn't keep my eyes open anymore and fell asleep shortly after. orz
Just got up, checked the thread and... of course, I missed everything. FML
Please include me in the roll call too... ﾉｼ
Miss Undie's place → Family restaurant → Loli's place → Late to work
How long was he at Loli's place?
He said he went to her place after having lunch, so he must have spent at least eight hours there.
Five hours till she took a shower and a little over four hours after that.
It's like we're in Lounge or something. ('A`)
True that.
I was thinking the same thing.
○ >>432
Yeah... I feel like there's been an influx of people here who are a little odd.
And they, in return, attract a bunch of other odd people telling us to get ouf of VIP (which is odd too).
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::∩::::::::::::::::::::::::::: / / Whoa. Let your imagination run free.
∧＿∧ ...| | （ ( /⌒ヽ
< ｀Д´>／/ ∧＿∧ ヽ ヽ⊂￣￣￣⊃ That is VIP QUALITY.
／ Soul... ∧＿∧ ´ー｀) ＼＼（´∀｀ ） n ∩ http://ex7.2ch.net/news4vip/
∧＿∧ （ ´A ｀） i Ronin ﾊ ＼ （ E）｜| ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
(丶｀∀´) ／ Virgin ＼ ﾉ | NEET /ヽ ヽ_／／. | .| . (丶｀∀´) (丶｀∀´)
（ ヽ, ／ Akiba ヽ、/ , // ヽ, | ﾉ ＼__／ | .| ／ High- ヽ／ High- ヽ、/
school school
graduate dropout
Yeah, I'm worried too. The other thread is already under fire.
I'm starting to think the guy who started the thread is a troll himself.
I can't believe Molester really stopped right before the most important partwwwwww Pffffwwwwwww OKw
Wait for me, guys! Whoaw
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|/＿＿
ヽ| l l│＜ Yes!
┷┷┷
SMACK
( ・∀・)
⊂彡☆＝＝＝＝＝＝ /|
＿＿ |/
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This thread is VIP in a nutshell.
I love you guys.
Die.
You may live.
Don't tell me Molester really did it with Loli.
She can't be right in the head if she likes to watch ants. I wouldn't do it even if I was bored out of my mind.
It sucks that I was only able to hold out till 8:30am... I'm such a loser. orz
I'm definitely a loser irl though. orz
I read the whole summary... Ahh, that was tough.
Half of the previous thread got wasted while Molester wasn't even there.
I wish more people would just lurk from their cell phones like I do when waiting for Molester...
But I have to admit that the previous thread was also brimming with QUALITY. Especially all the random variations of "m9（＾Д＾） Pfffhahaha" posts.
1. Kansai
They're good friends now and it's looking pretty good overall. I only wish they had more common interests to talk about.
2. Miss Understanding
They never know what the other is thinking and can't seem to get closer to each other. Is she a bit too timid?
3. Loli Jugs
Not sure what to think of her yet, but she might be easier to conquer than Miss Understanding. But if he's too hasty, it might make the other routes harder.
4. Butler
She's still a total mystery, so anything is possible between them.
I do want it get turned into an eroge though.
I can get behind that.
Hey, Molester!! I didn't get a wink of sleep yesterday either!!!
I worked a 9-hour-shift after that! It was tough as fuck and I'm super tired now, but I'm still awake!!
Also, I have a favor to ask of the summary site admin.
I know you've been working hard,
but it'd be great if you could at least sum up Molester Man's posts first.
My copy of DQ arrived!
'`,､('∀`)'`,､
I was going to ignore the fact that it came out, but you make me want to play it.
MOLESTER DIDN'T DO IT.
He's intentionally making it seem like he lost his virginity to trick us.
He's not the kind of guy who could go to work like nothing happened after losing his virginity.
Die, scum. Get lost.
In b4 he comes to work late for the second time in a row and gets fired.
Oh, shut up, stop being such a try-hard...
And then he applies for a job at their family restaurant.
My 2ch browser does that sometimes.
I didn't mean to post that.
I smell another tasty tripfag. ( 'A`)
Die. Get lost, scum. You're not wanted here.
Stop posting links to this thread in other threads. It's a nuisance. Die.
but this is just another fictional story aiming for a novelization, right?
Even Mizuno Maki is mad at molesters like OP.
Take
deep
breaths.
http://game10.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1101625532/290
Someone posted it even in a thread like this... Die.
The report has been postponed to the day after tomorrow.
You could learn a thing or two about reading the room from the admin of the summary site.
Which makes me the ultimate loser on this tense fall evening.
Just ignore my posts thenw
(´，＿ゝ｀) Pfff.
Must be him, right? He started the thread after all.
You do the report instead then!!
take
deep
breaths.
Thanks a lot, retard.
BesidesWWW I don't see any new peopleWWWWW This thread could use more people if you ask meWWWWWW
Did you really try to get more people in here?WWW
Unless it's a funny tripfag, but I have yet to see oneWWWW Like there was such a thingWWW
Perfect place to ask how to get big-breasted women to join your party.
I bet he's too preoccupied to get anything done...
Can't see your post.
Huh, you're more normal than I thought.
Kansai: "So I'm your partner?"
Molester: "But of course. It can only be you, Kansai!!"
Kansai: "Because we're the only friends you have, right?w Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?"
Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?
Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?
Why don't you ask Loli to become your partner?
I find it interesting that she suggested Loli here. Could it be that it was common knowledge among the family restaurant staff that Loli likes Molester?
I'm just letting my imagination run wild, but it helps kill time and we have less than three hours left.
I wanted to wait for Molester but fell asleep at 5am...
Then I got up at around noon, had seicross with my wife, took a bath, played with my daughter and it's evening already.
Seems like Molester was here while I was absent, but from what I read, the best is yet to come, huh?
→ sleep → work → (we're here now) → Loli's place → seicross → ......
I don't think he'll be back for a while.
Thanks for the hard work and please be careful to not get your account deletedw
He wouldn't have called his part-time job either.
To kill time, tell us about how you and your wife got to know each other.
it could also be interpreted to mean the opposite.
Maybe when Loli realized that Molester shares her interests,
she was so excited about being able to talk to someone about otaku stuff irl that they spent the whole time talking...
Now that would give me a hard-on.
In order to pass the time,
brb going to a brothelwwwww
How we got to know each other...? You mean what I mentioned in the Recharger Man thread?
Not that I mind as long as they're not haters...
Did none of what happened with Kansai and Miss Understanding mean anything to him!!?
329 : 04/11/23 02:22:39 ID:MHsvk5f9
>>326
Ahh, I know what you mean. I've had the same thing happen to me too.
Speaking from my experience, I'd say she's going to be your girlfriend in about half a year.
Loli Jugs, that is.
I see... So it didn't come out of nowhere, huh?
Yeah, that post!
I thought it was amazing too, but I couldn't be bothered to search the archive for the post.
What's more, I can't sense a shred of VIP QUALITY in this thread right now.
I'm in a great mood today too because I won at horse racing earlier.
I'm already drunk though, so I'm not sure if I can stay awake till 10pm.
Ahh, that's actually not a bad idea... but red king crabs are more expensive than I thought.
If it's 6000 yen blue king crabs, I don't mind giving out a bunch of them as gifts.
How about this? Whoever can predict the number of Molester's first post gets a crab.
Hey, guys, I think Osai is losing it.
I'm a bit surprised there's even a board like that on 2ch.
I guess it's the largest BBS in the world for a reason...
Was it the TV Tokyo Live board...? Not that it really matters.
Or was it because someone posted links to this thread everywhere?
In any case, it's too bad I won't be here to join the party later. orz
I can't see this post.
If you're from a different board, take off your stupid trip and lurk more before you post.
Just got here from the Live board.
I read the whole summary... Ahh, that was tough.
462 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 16:06:47 ID:Rk8ADKt1
For starters, let me try listing Molester Man's current targets in the order in which they should be conquered.
1. Kansai
They're good friends now and it's looking pretty good overall. I only wish they had more common interests to talk about.
2. Miss Understanding
They never know what the other is thinking and are unable to get closer to each other. Is she a bit too timid?
3. Loli Jugs
Not sure what to think of her yet, but she might be easier to conquer than Miss Understanding. But if he's too hasty, it might make the other routes harder.
4. Butler
She's still a total mystery, so anything is possible between them.
469 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 16:31:34 ID:Rk8ADKt1
The 5pm chime is ringing in my neighborhood.
474 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 17:01:22 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>471
Oh, shut up, stop being such a try-hard...
>>473
And then he applies for a job at their family restaurant.
491 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 17:43:57 ID:Rk8ADKt1
People had to wait for this report so long I think they're slowly starting to lose itw
495 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 17:52:54 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>492
Just ignore my posts thenw
(´，＿ゝ｀) Pfff.
513 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 18:48:11 ID:Rk8ADKt1
I wonder what's going through Molester's head at work right now.
I bet he's too preoccupied to get anything done...
541 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 20:16:25 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>537
I'm a bit surprised there's even a board like that on 2ch.
I guess it's the largest BBS in the world for a reason...
You can't fool me. What anime board are you from?
Huh? VIP still exists? roflmao
All units, prepare for battle.
Is it because Loli gets overly self-conscious around Molester?
Like, she tries to make a good impression but gets embarrassed and stuff?
Desperate much?
Oh shit... There was so much foreshadowing.
Sorry, but I'm doing this for a good reason.
It's for the people who filtered your ID but are still curious about what you're saying.
People just don't get it.
555 Name:Peter ◆FzAyW.Rdbg [sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 20:30:26 ID:Rk8ADKt1
>>Q+eZ1veM
Desperate much?
Let me give you a piece of advice before things get ugly.
Remove your tripcode. Others do it too when they post here to avoid attracting unnecessary attention.
When does his report start?
That advertisement thread must have led them here.
Anyways, I actually did it with Loli.
End of report.
（(´・ω・`)） Where are you VIPPERs?
ﾟし-Jﾟ
◇(・∀・) grin grin
...or so I thought, but that's not even a tripcode! Don't scare me like that!
Cease fire!
∧＿∧
（´･ω･｀ ） SAD
Ｏ^ｿ⌒とヽ
（_（＿ﾉ､_ソ
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
（ ´･ω･）（・∀・ ）
Ｏ^ｿ⌒とＯ^ｿ⌒とヽ
（_（＿ﾉ､_（_（＿ﾉ､_ソ
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
（ ´・∀・）（・∀・ ）（´∀｀ ）
Ｏ^ｿ⌒とＯ^ｿ⌒とＯ^ｿ⌒とヽ That is VIP QUALITY.
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Uho! Wait...
Here's the deal I made with my little sister (her monthly pay gets calculated on the 20th and paid out on the 26th):
+2000 yen every month because she claims to resemble Ueto Aya
-1000 yen every month because she definitely doesn't resemble Ueto Aya
+3000 yen for every handjob
+6000 yen for every blowjob
+3000 yen every month for fondling her boobs
+3000 yen every month for panchira
+2000 yen for every time I cum on her face
In case she can't finish me off, I don't have to pay for the handjob or blowjob.
However, if I finish myself off with my own hands (and then cum on her face),
I have to pay half the price of the handjob or blowjob.
In such a case, I don't have to pay extra for cumming on her face.
If it's late at night (past 1am), or outside her working hours (weekends, holidays and when our parents are around),
or an emergency request (if it's too sudden), the price has to be negotiated.
Tissues are provided by her.
If I pay her in advance, I get a free handjob.
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Is this what you mean?
Please elaborate.
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Thanks. lol
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と＿_）__） Waiting now...
...huh? Or is it the quiet after the storm?
but Molester has never once been back on time.
Sorry, but can I get some sleep first?
Is that the best you can do?wwwwwwww
Whoawwwww Low-levelwwwwwwwww baitwwwwwww
We can't lower our guards because he tends to show up when we least expect itw
Molester Man (impostor) is back.
Wow, you're amazing! You posted at exactly 10pm!
Thanks.
What are you, a dad dressed up as Santa?
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She's mine and mine only.
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( ﾉo o ) ） My (Get)
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（／.(･)(･)＼ . Wife (Clue)
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Molester said his shift ends at 10pm, didn't he?
Thanks and keep up the good work.
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He drops by Loli's place on his way home.
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creak creak Ahh! Ahh! <3
We probably won't get the next report till tomorrow.
That brings back memories.
And we're still doing the same thing so many years later. Still waiting for Santa to arrive.
He's too tired and says he'll start his report after his shift.
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His shift ends.
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He drops by Loli's place on his way home.
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creak creak Ahh! Ahh! <3
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Rinse and repeat.
Assuming they even went as far as having seicross yesterday.
But even if they didn't, he might still want to give her a call or something...
Are we supposed to shout "Molester Man is hereーーーーー!!!!" or what?
I figured I'd have a taste of bourgeoisie befitting VIP
and treat myself to some Haagen-Dazs rum raisin after a long time.
...it gave me a bad stomach ache. Sorry, but I have to retreat.
I'm counting on you. I'll be reading moe copypastas until then.
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He didn't get arrested for it, but felt so ashamed that he didn't tell us about it.
Wouldn't that suck?
Get well soon.
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Zhuge Liang once said
"Is Molester still not back?"
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Oh, it's Telehoman. You shouldn't be here this early.
Or are you Jamila?
_.～⌒ヽ. ('A`)～´ ｀ヽ._.′ ヽ._.～~
He's here～´ ｀ヽ._.′ ヽ._ﾉ
Speak of the devil.
(*´Д｀) pant pant PANT PANT PANT PANT PAANT PAANT PAAANT PAAANT
I'm glad you're here though!!!
Wait. Brb taking off my pants.
Are you feeling okay?
I'm posting this from my cell phone because I'm already in the bathroom completely naked.
I'm watching Zatoichi right now, so please try to finish the report before the movie ends.
Post the rest! Post the rest!
Just read the thread while taking a bath.
I am a little tired to be honest, but it's nothing I can't handle!
What do?
Whoawwwww I knew you were not the kind of man who'd let a little fatigue bring him downwwwwwwwwwwwww
Let me try taking a bath with my cell phone in a plastic bag.
Look at all the people coming out of lurking as soon as he's back!
Just got back from my part-time job at Lawson.
That is VIP QUALITY.
Now tell us what transpired on that night, Molester Man.
So this is the composure of someone who's ascended from boyhood to manhood, huh?
Is that what it is!?
Whoawwwww Plastic bagwwwwww I put mineww in a ziploc bag oncewwwwww
That's all I want.
You better make the report fappable.
That's geniuswwwwwwwwwww And how did go?wwwwwwwwwwwww
When does your shift start again?
This was well worth the wait on my knees in front of my PC for hours.
I'm here for it.
While taking a bath, I realizedwwwwwww I don't have a signal in the bathroomwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwww
Okay! Let the bombs rain on me!
Whoawwwwwwwwwww Too badwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I fucking lol'dwwwwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwwwwww
I was so worried I might miss the report that I couldn't take a nap. (;´Д⊂)
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
To be blunt, since I hadn't gotten much sleep the night before,
I was very tired at this point and didn't really contribute much to the conversation.
Loli kept talking about her school and her friends,
while I just kept responding randomly like "Ahh... Yeah. Right."
In one ear and out the other.
I read in a how-to book about love and relationships
"When a woman tells you about something that's troubling her, she doesn't want a solution from you, she just wants you to listen."
so it was probably okay. Yeah.
Just when I was thinking that, the topic turned to love and relationships.
Leave the live commentary on Zatoichi to me!
Wow.
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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101649243/
Cute.
GJ
>>284
>whether the essence of Hokuto Shinken lies in sadness or rage
Is this a Fist of the North Star reference?
Loli reads that kind of manga?
Whoawww What a premature ejaculatorwwwww
When I was in high school, I lent it to girls in my class and they loved it.
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Dude, you're starting to get really annoying now.
What an attention whore.
The Fist of the North Star slot machines are famous.
"Ah, drop the mister. Just call me Molester. No need to be so polite. I'm not that polite when I talk to you either."
I didn't have anything specific in mind when I said this.
It's just that I have this habit of switching to polite speech as soon as someone's polite to me, and it's a real pain in the ass.
Often, I accidentally start a sentence in casual speech and then switch to polite speech midway, like:
"Hey, where's the bathroom, would you kindly tell me, sir?"
Even though I didn't mean much when I asked her to drop the mister, Loli started blushing like crazy.
"Eh... But you're older than me..."
"Only by a little though. Besides, between the two of us, I probably look younger."
"That's not something you should say to a girl, you know?w"
"In any case, no need to be so polite."
"Ah... Yes..."
And that was the end of it. I regret it now.
Seconded.
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Right back at ya.
"Regret"?
The one thing you should never say to a woman...
m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
m９(^Д^) Pfffhahaha!
I have the feeling this report is going to be mainly about Loli... My dick is diamonds already.
You seem to really have something against people talking to you in polite speechw
Just be quiet.
This, this so much!
Who cares what thread we use as long as everyone knows which one?
Especially now that the thread's going so fast right now,
it's good to have the next thread ready early on to prevent duplicate threads.
You made me imagine it for a second. Hngh!!
That's not polite speech though.
I just did. That means, I can't see the >>1 of the next thread anymore.
It was supposedly about a friend of hers at university. Here's a quick summary:
Girl A has a crush on guy B, but they're just friends.
Girl A and girl C are BFFs. Girl A has been asking girl C for advice about guy B a lot lately.
It was only a matter of time until girl C started hanging out with guy B a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
Now, what should she do?
It was the kind of stereotypical love triangle you see everywhere.
It's hard to give serious advice for something so cliché.
The only time I played a game where two girls fight over one guy was when I played the Yuki route in "Mizuiro".
Unable to give appropriate advice, I decided to simply tell her my honest thoughts.
I used the special weapon "Akadama" that I found lying around!
Take
deep
breaths!
I'm so excited I feel like stripping and dancing naked right now!
That's too complicated for me. I need a graph.
As a VIPPER, you should shit your pants and post pics of it later.
Calm down first.
It's like she's talking about Kansai, Molester, and herself.
I don't get you.
Guy B = Molester
Girl C = Kansai
Is this our final answer?
HOW MUCH LONGER UNTIL THE SEX SCENE?
Wait, what?
Girl A = Loli
Guy B = Molester
Girl C = Kansai or Miss Undie
Is this what she means?
The twist is that she's actually talking about you.
That's because she probably is.
and guy B is Molester, huh?
Hey, what if she really is a virgin?
Shouldn't A and C be reversed?
Whoawww I wish I was guy Bwwww
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!
Guy B = Molester
Girl C = Kansai
Slut = Loli
I should have reloaded the page before posting the exact same thing.
Isn't she talking about herself, Kansai, and Molester?
>>789
(；`ﾟAﾟ´) gulp
ba-dump ba-dump
B = Glasses
C = Molester
What? Seriously?? Is she talking about herself!?
Yeah, it should be since A had a crush on B before C.
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Ohhh boyーーー
GJ.
That'd make more sense, yeah.
Σ(ﾟДﾟ；ｏ)
He does have a chance with Kansai!
Girl A = Kansai
Guy B = Molester
Girl C = Miss Undie
could be the case too.
B: Molester
C: Kansai
Ok?
B = Glasses
C = Molester
Whoa, wouldn't this be great?
True, I can't imagine Kansai asking Loli for advice.
GJ?
Though I feel like you got some of it wrong...
And you must be a crab.
No, it's actually me.
Guy B could be me too...
>Kansai and Loli are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Loli for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Loli started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
>Now, what should she do?
Would you say that Loli and Molester have been hanging out a lot?
That too is VIP QUALITY.
I meant that it was the end of that topic and even though she said she'd stop,
she kept using it anyway.
Sorry if it was confusing. For what it's worth, Loli drops the polite speech when she's drunk.
"And C would like to make a move on B but can't because she'd feel bad for A."
"Ahh..."
"If she wanted to ask out B, she could simply tell A beforehand, but C is still just acquaintances with B and she's not ready for that yet..."
"Hmm..."
"And it's not just that she doesn't want to betray A, there are also other friends whose feelings she has to consider..."
"Heh..."
"What do you think, Mr. Molester?"
"Uh-huh..."
"........................gosh! Are you even listening!?"
This is the second time I've heard a girl say "Gosh!" in real life.
A = Crab
B = Monitor
C = Apple juice
Whoa, wouldn't that be great?
OKwwwwwwwwww Thanks for the easy-to-understand graphwwwwww >>765
And why do all the girls like that B guy!?wwwwwww It seriously ticks me offwwww
B = Bessho
C = Chikura
T/L note: These are all characters from the TV soap "Manhattan Love Story".
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Man, you guys were so much faster than me.
If girl A is one of the girls we know, it must be Kansai.
And all three of them believe that Molester likes Miss Undie.
The second half almost reads like a geometry lecture.
Don't tell me she watched last week's Gundam SEED Destiny...!
But who cares about that because Molester is here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━!!!!!
>Miss Undie and Kansai are BFFs. Miss Undie has been asking Kansai for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Kansai started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
>Now, what should she do?
How about this?
Guy B = Zatoichi
Girl C = Shinkichi
Get out if you just wanna boast.
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101647948/
You're the definition of speed! Thanks!!
You know your mom doesn't count, right?
Plus, he's kind enough to help Miss Undie, so I can see why these girls are all over him.
>Kansai and Miss Undie are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Miss Undie for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Miss Undie started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
>Now, what should she do?
Isn't it more like this?
Loli ―――――――――――┐
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asks for advice │
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Kansai ―has a crush on→ Molester
└―――― friends――――┘
That's unlikely.
100 crabs that you're the one who's tired and wants to go to bed.
I just can't imagine this ever happening.
It'd be really weird if he didn't do it after all this.
Whoawwwwwwwwww There's no way I can go to sleep now!wwwwwwwww
It's your fault if I don't get the job, dude!wwwwwwww
I'd say your friend doesn't have anything to worry about.
It's not like A told C or any of her other friends "Don't you dare make any moves on B, you sluts!", right?"
"That's right, but..."
"Then I don't see the problem. She can be friends with B or confess her love to him all she wants.
Besides, if she's so worried about how A will react, then she should just talk to her about it.
And I'm not saying she needs A's permission or anything. If she tells her beforehand, she won't have to feel like she's doing something wrong."
I don't remember the details, but that's about the gist of what I told her while sitting comfortably at a heated table.
All that was missing was some rice crackers and green tea.
Or... how about you just give me back my shirt?
I have to get home ASAP.
Didn't you learn anything from all the eroge you played!?
I wasn't boasting, nor was it my mom. Instead it was a girl who was trying to get me to join some weird group. Too bad!
So, did Molester lose his virginity or not?
I lol'd.
You should be in this thread instead:
"All you NEETs, tune in to EZ!TV right now. They're doing a special on job hunting."
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101648397/
A: Molester
B: Kansai
C: Loli
Is it like this!?
"Are you serious!?"
He takes a shower too.
ba-dump ba-dump
"Eat me."
............
ＥＥ⋿⋿🇪🇪(´д｀)🇭🇭HHＨＨ
Says the guy hiding a boner under the heated tablewwwww
(・∀・) Nice!!
Uho!
Ah, no.
Err...
Aha?
First week: Miss Undie
Second week: Kansai
Third week: Loli
Fourth week: Miss Yamaoka
(Fifth week: Glasses)
> I have to get home ASAP.
Here, the author is trying to mislead the reader into thinking he's not interested in her to make the upcoming twist even more surprising.
Aha!
LOL
○>>880
Then how about
>Kansai has a crush on Molester, but they're just friends.
>Kansai and Miss Understanding are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Miss Understanding for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Miss Understanding started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
instead?
......time to activate plan B and insert the laxative.
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Degawa is on TV!
I really can't see Miss Undie falling hard for Molester though.
Woohoo! I like where this is going!
I felt like telling her
"Just return my shirt, okay? I can't stay here all day. I gotta get home and watch Gundam and the three other shows that air on Saturday night.
Three more will air on Sunday morning and there's the ones I have on tape too, so it'll take like three hours at least to watch them all."
and getting the hell out of there, but it wasn't the right time to bring up that kind of thing.
Loli had even started writing an e-mail to someone.
I was sitting there with nothing to do, when Loli opened her mouth as if she'd just remembered something.
"Mr. Molester, you're an otaku, right?"
I may be one, but it's better not to go around calling people that.
"Ahh... Yeah. Why?"
"Have you bought the new Dragon Quest yet?"
What does that have to do with me being an otaku...
Loli being who she is, I find it hard to imagine that she'd bring up something that's not related to her at all.
Who's in love with whom again?
Guys, helpwwwww
LOL.
Loli's e-mail → Kansai: "Do it."
I bet Loli's boobs look like this when she's sitting at a heated table.
>Miss Understanding and Kansai are BFFs. Miss Understanding has been asking Kansai for advice about Molester a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Kansai started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
This one makes the most sense.
I'm in love with you.
It's like Loli's trying so hard to come up with nerdy topics to talk to him about.
If she wasn't interested in him, why would she try to keep the conversation going to keep him from leaving?
Pant pant━━━━━━；´Д｀━━━━━━!!!!
but he only finds out about it after doing it with Loli and is like "Huh!? A was Kansai!? Ah..."
Actually, that'd be a pretty good ending.
Heh, how typical of a woman to only show interest in your hobby when she's trying to keep you from leaving.
"If I was a hero, I'd never go into people's houses and ransack their closets for items."
PASSION!
>And I'm not saying she needs A's permission or anything. If she tells her beforehand, she won't have to feel like she's doing something wrong.
>Loli had even started writing an e-mail to someone.
It should be obvious who she's e-mailing.
Haven't seen her around for a while. What happened to her?
What the hell is this?w
What is she writing? Is she apologizing to Kansai for what she's about to do?
> >>907
>I'm in love with you.
Whoawwwww Nice to meet youwwwwwwwwwwww
I-I-I-I'm not a virgin!
One of my female co-workers did this at work and another female co-worker asked her if she's mocking her.
>Kansai has a crush on Loli, but they're just friends.
>Kansai and Miss Understanding are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Miss Understanding for advice about Loli a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until Miss Understanding started hanging out with Loli a lot too and, of course, she falls for her hard.
I like this one.
>Besides, if she's so worried about how A will react, then she should just talk to her about it.
>And I'm not saying she needs A's permission or anything. If she tells her beforehand, she won't have to feel like she's doing something wrong.
>>904
>Loli had even started writing an e-mail to someone.
RIP
Loli confirmed otaku.
>Loli had even started writing an e-mail to someone.
Is this foreshadowing?
Seconded.
"YuuteiMiyaouKimukou～～～～～
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
Let me say what I always say.
>>Molester
I'm not even jellygbuniboa@c:k
Nothing's set in stone yet.
"I bought the new Dragon Quest today!!"
She happily brought out the new DQ from somewhere as she said that.
"The last Dragon Quest I played was DQ V, but since everyone's buying the new one, I thought I'd give it a try."
"Seriously!?"
Sorry, but it did pique my interest.
"You don't mind if I play it, do you?"
"Go ahead, I don't mind. I want to take a look at the manual."
There I was sitting at a heated table skimming through the manual of the new Dragon Quest,
while Loli turned on her PS2 and sat down on the couch.
Hmph!
"Mayday! Romantic feelings for Molester detected! Requesting backup!"
WE PLAYING DRAGON QUEST NOW━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101649243/
No need to start a new thread. We already have one we can use.
Whoa, my dick shrunk just imagining that.
Huh━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━?????
Did you go to her place to play DQ or what!?
D-Dragon Quest end......!!!
Did you just play Dragon Quest with her for the next four hours?
Don't tell me... you played DQ all night.
Hold on, I think someone actually predicted this.
Wait, was Loli wearing a skirt?
...or did he?
That is Molester QUALITY.
The characters can enter this crazy new state called Super High Tension.
Fucking LOL.
"Doesn't watching two slimes bouncing around make you feel funny?"
So she bought it to play it with Molester because he's an otaku?
Wow, she's... trying so hard...
I lol'd.
Is that why you had seicross!?
Explain yourselves!!
LMAO
Molester: "Holy shit, this game is fun!"
Loli: "Umm... Weren't you going to go to work...?"
Molester: "Screw work!"
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SEE? HE DIDN'T DO IT AFTER ALL!
Loli: "The case looks cool, don't you think?"
Molester: "......"
2. She took a shower because playing DQ got her hot and sweaty.
Whoawww
"......do you know an eroge that has a story like this?"
I asked the video game store clerk.
"Uhh... Not that I know of." answered the clerk.
He'll have to play DQ8 with her for the rest of his life now.
"Which part of my body do you think is as soft as a Slime?"
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