I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22

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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:40:43 ID:RMCLSO1d: 1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
　　　　Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
　　　　The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
　　　　And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/

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※ >>950 starts the next thread.
※ No fighting among VIPPERs allowed.

There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403
2 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:57 ID:oseGnIDv: >>1
Crabs.
3 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:41:59 ID:4cYbOeD2: Oww oww oww ow.
4 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:05 ID:poJGFfaS: Crabs.
5 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:16 ID:GOf07gkG: 4-sama.
6 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:18 ID:uXej9fXn: Crab.
7 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:20 ID:wF3wYCkg: The new thread's up so earlyw
8 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:26 ID:akteEx0v: 　　　　|┃三　　　　　　　　　　　　＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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　　　　|┃　≡　　／_、_＼　＜　I overheard everything you just said!
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　　　　|┃　≡　　　）　　　人＼ clatter
9 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:43 ID:57ki0bqj: What a premature ejaculatorw
10 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:53 ID:c8UWzzwd: >>1
Ok, good job.
In here, we should be safe from the bombing that will start any moment now!
11 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:42:53 ID:tNUbnRMJ: If this is the third post of this thread, I'll get mistaken for a molester tomorrow.
12 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:43:04 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>1
Crab salad.
13 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:43:27 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>1
Crabs.
14 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:43:38 ID:RMCLSO1d: Shit, something came up, I won't have any time to post in my own thread.
15 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:43:51 ID:se4lMc70: Whoawwww You really started the new thread this earlywwww OKwwwwwww
16 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:45:48 ID:XrNNfugm: At least, sage the thread until we need it.
17 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:49:31 ID:A8qwluE7: Is >>1 a tripfag?
I can't see his posts. lol
18 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:50:20 ID:Q+eZ1veM: >>17
From the previous thread:

760 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/28(Sun) 22:48:05 ID:XrNNfugm
Just report and hide ID:RMCLSO1d's posts.
19 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:52:10 ID:A8qwluE7: >>18
I see. It's that tripfag Osai in disguise.
20 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:54:08 ID:RMCLSO1d: I'm not Osai. Keep posting.
21 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 22:54:39 ID:RMCLSO1d: Sage.
22 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:01:18 ID:rtWbonAb: Tamara stroked the crop, still hot from her own arse, and her eyes gleamed. She licked her teeth and lifted the crop.
'You fucking bitch,' she blunted, lashing Gisela's taut bare buttocks.
Vip! Vip!
'Ooh,' Gisela gasped.
Vip! Vip!
'Oh...'
Vip! Vip!
'Uhh... that really hurts.'

That is VIP QUALITY.
23 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:08:15 ID:xdKcGRQy: Someone guessed it in an earlier thread.

902 Name:VIPPER [sage] Date:04/11/28 03:40:30 ID:zHrINcrP
"Wow, you got so much manga."
"Ah, it's Kingdom Hearts. Did you buy the new one?"

↑ This sounds like Loli.
She just seems like an otaku for some reason.

907 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/28 03:42:42 ID:xdKcGRQy
>>902
Is that where it's from?
The "Loli is actually an otaku" theory.
24 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:11:52 ID:57ki0bqj: I bow down to the VIPPERs' deduction skills.
25 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:32 ID:XrNNfugm: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/712
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/738
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/765
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/831
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/874
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/904
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/948
26 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:12:44 ID:c8UWzzwd: Everyone's moving to the new thread right now.
27 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:13:03 ID:NJn/qDop: Loli confirmed F-cup. Discuss.
28 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:13:07 ID:GOf07gkG: Waiting for Molester.
29 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:13:19 ID:27B4muPu: So this is the next stage, huh...
30 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:13:43 ID:A8qwluE7: Hey, you! You think he didn't do it with Loli? I wouldn't be so sure if I were you!

　WE'RE NOT EVEN AT THE PART YET WHERE SHE TAKES A SHOWER!
31 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:13:49 ID:xdKcGRQy: >>25
GJ.
32 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:13:51 ID:M0oq2a7U: My hands are so cold my erection goes away as soon as I touch my dick. @Hokkaido
33 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:13:59 ID:uVOl6J30: >>25
I feel like >>948 shouldn't be in that list.

I mean, I'm the one who posted that one.
34 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:14:04 ID:gCslLQjY: I'm so excited.
35 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:05 ID:6cm+pg39: Just moved to the new thread.
Hello, everyone.
36 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:07 ID:M48COQcV: She's an F-cupーーーーーー!!!!!!!!
37 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:09 ID:9xTU+fWq: If it turns out that they just sat there playing DQ the whole time,
I won't know what to do with myself.
38 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:16 ID:oH+P3c9B: Alright, can we slowly get to the best part now?
39 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:19 ID:CX/qz6aH: Oh yeah, what about this?
Did she let you save your own adventure log on her PS2, Molester?

Or does it only exist in your heart?
40 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:24 ID:GOf07gkG: >>33
It's probably just a mistake.
41 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:29 ID:XrNNfugm: >>33
Sorry. I meant to link to http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/947
42 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:30 ID:IOtBnZmm: Holy shitwwwwwwwwww Takeshi is so cool as Zatoichiwwwwwwwww Whoawwwwww
43 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:34 ID:TiTQaGNV: Just found this thread where the >>1 makes a bomb threat, gets butthurt and then practically doxxes himself. I feel like I haven't seen someone this stupid in a long while.
http://tmp4.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/bakanews/1101632689/63

"I wanna blow up Tokyo Station"

1 : The greatest idiot in the world ◆cnJJYkHosM ：04/11/28 18:04:49 ID:P2LQkBw5
But I won't do it because I'll just get reported.

44 : The greatest idiot in the world ◆cnJJYkHosM ：04/11/28 21:28:57 ID:???
Hey, now listen here you dumbshits!
Don't get carried away just because I was being nice!
I made this thread for shits and giggles!
What's wrong about making a stupid thread on a board that's literally called "Stupid News"?
You really wanna report me for starting a thread like this?
And report me for what? I already said in the OP that I won't do it!
Plus, I said in >>19 that it's just a joke!
And I said in >>32 that I'm still a kid. I'm in fucking middle school.
Do you really think a middle schooler could blow up a train station!?
Can grown-ups these days not even take a joke or what? That's why you're all still shut-ins!
44 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:43 ID:se4lMc70: Whether he did it with her or played DQ, one thing's for sure. It must have been a great adventure.
45 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:45 ID:M0oq2a7U: I wanna buy the new DQ and play it with a girl tooooasgkdjgad
46 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:51 ID:v7iizdsE: Alright, I pulled my pants down to my knees.
47 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:54 ID:6ckfj3C9: 　＊　　　　+　　　　巛ヽ
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48 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:55 ID:Tc3oqm9l: The thread was started so early I bet Molester doesn't know which thread is the right one right now.
49 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:14:58 ID:KHv2QMPN: >>1
I can't see this guy's posts. LOL
50 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:15:00 ID:wF3wYCkg: I want to kill myself for thinking that >>991 from the previous thread was Molester for just a second.
51 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:15:05 ID:uJS6zVWT: Crabs!
Btw, Zatoichi is nearing its climax too!!
52 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:15:07 ID:3mDqjfWy: >>39
Even if it's just a fantasy, you're still a fantasista...
53 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:15:25 ID:oUCI+oVZ: >>1
Thanks.

DAA DADAA DAA DAA DAA DAA DAAAAA♪ DAA DADAA DADADADA DADAAAA♪

Actually, I'm not a big fan of the DQ overture.
After skimming over the character descriptions in the manual, I quickly lost interest.
I thought Loli would talk to me more while playing, but she got awfully quiet. I guess she was completely immersed in DQ.

There I was, without anything to do again.
I was afraid I'd fall asleep if I stayed at the heated table any longer, so I started looking around her room. I felt like a DQ hero.
That's when I saw a big bookshelf in the corner of my eye.

"Say, can I read your manga?"
"Sure, help yourself."
"Thanks."

And so I started going through her manga collection.
54 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:15:57 ID:0/ynpI8a: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN　Regrettably, Adventure Log 1 has vanished!

I wonder if this can still happen in the new DQ.
55 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:15:58 ID:se4lMc70: >>53
Taking things nice and slow, huh?
56 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:06 ID:EGwKUG/A: In b4 it's all H-manga, disguised under dust jackets of normal manga.
57 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:10 ID:tNUbnRMJ: >>38
Best part = Loli's Dragon Quest let's play
58 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:11 ID:Tc3oqm9l: Loli: "I like how you don't hide the fact that you're an otaku, Mr. Molester..."
59 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:18 ID:uXej9fXn: I thought you were in a hurryw
60 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:21 ID:oH+P3c9B: >>53
Whoawwwwwww He's making himself homewwwwwwwww
61 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:26 ID:VIvAvKC6: >I skimmed over the character descriptions in the manual and quickly lost interest.
That's an anime otaku for you.
62 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:30 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>53
So you were reading manga the whole time???
Don't tell me you read her whole collection!

I have no idea where this is going!
63 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:37 ID:CX/qz6aH: Hero Molester acquires Plain Lingerie!
64 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:39 ID:c2BQ3IIs: >>53
Glad you found the thread.
65 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:51 ID:htO6dapW: Molester glances over to Loli to compare her chest with Jessica's.
Loli: "Hey, what are you looking at?"
Molester: "N-Nothing..."
Loli: "Are you interested in my breasts?"
Molester: "No, that's not..."
Loli: "You've never seen any, have you...?"
Molester: "Eh!? W-Well, no..."
Loli: "...you can take a look if you want."
66 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:16:53 ID:M0oq2a7U: What? What? Does stuff like this happen in the city all the time or what? Daaamnーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー
67 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:03 ID:se4lMc70: What if she named the hero "Molester"?
68 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:05 ID:Tc3oqm9l: My guess is that Kansai showed up at 19:30.
It was all an intricate trap set by Loli.
69 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:06 ID:jqLgMOcx: （・∀・） Let's go, let's go!
70 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:09 ID:3XeMdDta: A = Butler
C = Miss Undie
71 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:10 ID:2IoZu2xe: >>53
This would be a pretty normal situation for a couple that's been together for a while,
but it's pretty sad seeing you and Loli act like this around each other alreadyw
72 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:15 ID:3mDqjfWy: Check the desk. You might find an adventure log describing Loli's feelings for you.
73 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:17:19 ID:gCslLQjY: Loli: "Mr. Molester, will you let me join your party?"
Molester: "Eh?"
Loli: "Can I be by your side forever from now on?"
　　　　　　　　　　　　...　
　　　　　　　　　　　　...
Molester: "Whew, you and me, we leveled up a lot in one nightw"
74 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:19 ID:GOf07gkG: He gets sucked into one of her manga and embarks on a new adventure...
75 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:40 ID:H0e88V4p: Yesss, I'm caught up!!
How much longer until the shower scene!?
76 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:44 ID:W2KtqXHk: How awkwardwwwwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
77 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:17:50 ID:PqdYltqF: Brb taking a bath for now. （´・ω・`）
78 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:00 ID:s7wtK+Xh: When did Loli buy the new DQ?
Earlier that day?
79 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:14 ID:0/ynpI8a: What should I name my main character...?
80 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:22 ID:se4lMc70: >>78
Amazon.
81 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:30 ID:c8UWzzwd: >>78
She must have bought it before her shift.
Dang, I bet Loli is a closet otaku.
82 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:33 ID:Tc3oqm9l: Since it's Molester we're talking about, it's possible that he just kept going along with whatever she said until he was suddenly her boyfriend.
83 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:35 ID:XrNNfugm: FIY, the big-breasted character Jessica in the new DQ doesn't show up until you're quite some time into the game.
84 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:39 ID:jqLgMOcx: Mother: Molester, Molester, it's morning. Time to wake up.
85 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:40 ID:N4dt1i4+: >>78
Call him Nintenw
86 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:40 ID:VIvAvKC6: Molester: "(Gasp! It's almost time for this week's Gundam episode...)"
87 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:43 ID:CX/qz6aH: "Loli gets inflicted with the status effect Wet!"
88 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:49 ID:uJS6zVWT: A = Loto
B = Tonnura
C = AAAA
89 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:18:58 ID:9xTU+fWq: How about this?

Loli was e-mailing Kansai.
Kansai drops by.
While Loli is completely immersed in DQ,
Kansai and Molester embark on a new adventure behind her...
90 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:19:19 ID:c2BQ3IIs: "Loli attacks!"
"Molester flees!"
91 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:19:26 ID:y4BoT1N3: What did Loli name the main character? It could tell us a lot about if she's an otaku or not.
92 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:19:33 ID:57ki0bqj: >>82
Isn't that from a JRA commercial?w
93 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:19:41 ID:KHv2QMPN: Maybe she took a shower in Dragon Quest?
94 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:19:48 ID:uVOl6J30: He's posting at a pace of one post every four minutes right now.

That means, we can expect a new post any moment now!
95 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:19:58 ID:Tc3oqm9l: Loli: "Since you can't watch Gundam if I keep playing DQ,
　　　feel free to watch it while I'm taking a shower."
96 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:02 ID:M0oq2a7U: Ahh, fuck this. Brb jacking off.
97 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:04 ID:oH+P3c9B: Argh, I wanna take a bath, but I don't wanna miss anything!!
So, Molester, how many times did you level up yesterday?
98 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:11 ID:se4lMc70: Zatoichi was a good movie.
99 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:13 ID:oseGnIDv: >>93
DQ → Gundam → shower
100 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:16 ID:3XeMdDta: When she asked you about A, B, C, you should have told her that polygamy is not unusual outside of Japan and that A, B, C should simply have a threesome.
101 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:20 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>93
Maybe she took a shower while playing Dragon Quest?
102 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:20:24 ID:oUCI+oVZ: As you'd expect of a girl, her collection was mainly made up of shojo manga.
One of them was a manga called "NANA". My older sister used to collect the volumes too.
I remember getting about halfway through it, but I don't remember much of the story anymore.
Besides, I didn't want to start reading a still ongoing manga at someone's place since I'd just end up wondering how the story goes on.

When I continued going through her collection, I found a few familiar ones here and there.
"Asari-chan"... This shit was my vibe back when I was in elementary school. And I'm not talking about a vibrator.
"Igano Kabamaru"... Wow, this takes me back.
"Koitsura 100% Densetsu"... I lol'd.

After carefully weighing my options multiple times, I decided to read "Igano Kabamaru".
It didn't have too many volumes, and most importantly, I'd already read it once.
Even if I had to leave midway, there'd be no problemo.
103 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:31 ID:akteEx0v: Oh! Jean-Louis's been hit!
104 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:37 ID:TfVjNSLH: I have no doubt that Loli named her hero after Molester.
105 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:50 ID:6cm+pg39: >And I'm not talking about a vibrator.
106 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:20:55 ID:ZOPi83Oq: I'm just waiting for someone to cast Hocus Pocus.
107 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:03 ID:6axV1CaU: This is going to take forever.
108 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:21:03 ID:gCslLQjY: >>102
Who cares which manga you read or didn't read.
109 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:05 ID:0/ynpI8a: >>102
Please elaborate on your older sister.
110 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:10 ID:VIvAvKC6: >>102
He found a vibrator in Loli's room━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
111 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:11 ID:se4lMc70: >>102
No one cares about all thaaaaat!
112 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:14 ID:Tc3oqm9l: >>102
>I'd just end up wondering how the story goes on.
Okay, this is foreshadowing.
113 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:21 ID:uVOl6J30: >>103 <<Get a grip! You've got to take over the command.>>

I hope you're happy now.
114 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:24 ID:3mDqjfWy: >>93
→ seicross → Kansai shows up → threesome
115 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:28 ID:j3bI2u9W: >And I'm not talking about a vibrator.
Is this supposed to be funny? Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒Y⌒(｡A｡)!!!
116 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:37 ID:c2BQ3IIs: >>102

Molester has an older sister. Discuss.
117 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:47 ID:KHv2QMPN: Zatoichi ended just now!!!!!
118 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:53 ID:se4lMc70: >>103
"Shoot down Mobius 1!"
119 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:21:59 ID:2IoZu2xe: "Please, Blaze, let me fly as your wingman just a little while longer."
120 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:02 ID:rwYTismL: >>102
I often read my little sister's shojo manga and I honestly found NANA pretty boring.
121 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:09 ID:CX/qz6aH: Loli names her hero

Yamasaki Wataru.

In an instant, Molester understands everything.
122 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:19 ID:VIvAvKC6: That was foreshadowing for him using a vibrator on Loli later............
123 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:20 ID:GLoPwJUC: How come Zatoichi ended but Molester is still not done??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
124 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:23 ID:uJS6zVWT: >>117
Please elaborate.
125 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:32 ID:A8qwluE7: >I pulled out the vibrator that I've been using since I was in grade school.

is where I stopped reading.
126 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:34 ID:s7wtK+Xh: Asari-chan? How old is Molester?
127 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:40 ID:3mDqjfWy: >>120
Post pics of your little sister.
128 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:43 ID:KHv2QMPN: >>121
"Please get along with me from now on too."
129 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:22:51 ID:y4BoT1N3: Molester is dragging it out too much.
130 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:00 ID:oH+P3c9B: Am I the only one who's getting annoyed by his constant digressions?
131 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:11 ID:Tc3oqm9l: >>129
But that's what's good about his reports.
132 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:22 ID:oseGnIDv: >>130
That is VIP QUALITY.
133 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:29 ID:M0oq2a7U: >>121
To be fair, it could also mean that Loli simply likes the manga artist Yamasaki Wataru's DQ 4-koma manga.
134 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:29 ID:rwYTismL: >>127
Thanks for the obligatory reply.
135 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:30 ID:A8qwluE7: >>130
That is Molester QUALITY.
136 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:40 ID:aKlfcDls: >126
You'd be surprised how many kids still read Asari-chan these days.
137 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:50 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>126
It was in Loli's collection. If anything, you should be asking:
How old is Loli?w
138 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:50 ID:9Qq7+ys0: Why do I feel like he's going to go on a ramen tangent next.
139 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:51 ID:uVOl6J30: <<T minus 60 seconds to impact.>>
140 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:52 ID:3mDqjfWy: I feel like Molester is casting Fuddle on us.
141 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:54 ID:CX/qz6aH: Loli names her hero

Loli Jugs!

Molester flees!
142 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:23:56 ID:akteEx0v: Brb filling the tub with hot water before he posts the next one!!
143 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:24:12 ID:TfVjNSLH: Holy crap. I seriously might just strip naked and run outside if this goes on!ww
I can't contain my excitementwwwww
144 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:24:13 ID:2IoZu2xe: A = Miss Undie
B = Molester
C = Kansai

Loli is not part of the love triangle. She's just the one Kansai went to for love advice.
The reason she's playing DQ is to buy time while waiting for an e-mail from Kansai.
Just sharing my honest opinion every once in a while.
145 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:24:21 ID:xDChnd3o: Molester's posts only make up 1.5% of this thread. Discuss.
146 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:24:28 ID:GLoPwJUC: <<VIPPER! Fox 2! Fox 2!!>>
147 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:24:30 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>143
Run outside naked and post pics later.
148 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:24:35 ID:KHv2QMPN: Anyone else noticed how Asari-chan's face completely changed like she got plastic surgery or something?
149 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:24:42 ID:6cm+pg39: >>141
LMAO
150 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:25:13 ID:wF3wYCkg: So the plastic bag I put my cell phone in ripped just now...
151 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:25:24 ID:M48COQcV: Don't you have to work a shift today?
When does it start?
152 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:25:27 ID:oseGnIDv: >>146
<<3... 2... 1... Impact!!>>　Am I doing it right?
153 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:25:32 ID:uXej9fXn: Rip lol
154 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:25:39 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>150
That's what you get for soaking in the tub for too longw
155 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:25:41 ID:se4lMc70: <<Mobius 1 is here! Victory is ours!>>
156 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:25:45 ID:oUCI+oVZ: I took out all volumes of "Asari-chan" from the bookshelf and piled them up next to the heated table.
Then I assumed my most comfortable reading position.
"Wow, you picked a really old oneｗ"
"No kidding. Our moms proabably used to read this when they were kids. Why do you have an old manga like this?"
"...umm, I think someone gave it to me? Anyways, I almost never sell off my manga."
"Yeah, same here! Why are people always so eager to get rid of their manga?"
"If they only want to read it once, why don't they just do it in a manga cafe?"
"Yeah, seriously."

Even though we had just found out we were kindred spirits (at least when it comes to collecting manga), Loli immediately went back to playing DQ again. I guess she was that hooked on DQ.
And I went back to reading manga.

Moments before, the silence had been unbearable making every second feel like an eternity, but suddenly it didn't bother me anymore.
The same thing happens at work sometimes. Even if I'm sharing the shift with someone I've barely talked to,
as soon as we start working and we're busy, even the longest silence doesn't feel awkward at all.
157 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:25:57 ID:57ki0bqj: >>150
RIP cell phone.
158 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:25:59 ID:KHv2QMPN: >>150
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
My sides hurtwwwwwwwwwww
w

ww
159 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:26:00 ID:2IoZu2xe: I feel like she's trying to make smalltalk because she's slowly getting tired of DQ.
160 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:26:15 ID:uVOl6J30: <<Another wave from "FYqCtG1B42" detected.>>
161 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:26:16 ID:0/ynpI8a: At this point, I wouldn't even be surprised if Molester's older sister showed up and got involved in his love story too.
162 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:26:24 ID:oH+P3c9B: Okay, Molester, please tell me you went to work yesterday.
I'm begging you. Please tell me you did.
163 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:26:48 ID:uVOl6J30: <<All VIPPERs prepare for impact.>>
164 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:27:11 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>150
Gotcha.
165 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:27:19 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>156
Whoawwwww It's like you're not even therewwwwww
It's hard to believe it's your first time in her room.
166 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:27:21 ID:+NyTwKGB: Whew, finally caught upwwwwwwww
It seems like there's a lot more people here today.
Is it because of the announcement posts?
167 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:27:33 ID:se4lMc70: <<Eject! Ejec->>
168 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:27:41 ID:GLoPwJUC: <<Climb nuggets, climb!!!>>
169 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:27:44 ID:oseGnIDv: >>163
Jokes on you, I'm at an altitude of 10,000m right now.
It's surprisingly safe up here...
170 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:27:49 ID:0/ynpI8a: At this rate, we might end up using up this thread before Gundam ends.
171 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:27:50 ID:6cm+pg39: How come no one's comforting me even though my ID is literally calling me out for being only 6cm?
172 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:27:59 ID:rwYTismL: >>166
It feels weird to see so many sage posts though.
It's like I'm in a Ragnarok Online thread.
173 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:28:14 ID:CX/qz6aH: Loli kept playing DQ8 endlessly.
After a while, she even started muttering stuff to herself.

"I sometimes catch myself saying things out loud too when I play games."
I thought to myself while listening to her.

Loli: "Whoa! A man can dream!"

Molester runs away!
174 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:28:19 ID:gCslLQjY: There's a difference between telling a story in an orderly fashion and describing every little thing in excessive detail.
175 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:28:27 ID:se4lMc70: <<Mayday! Mayday!>>
176 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:28:35 ID:Tc3oqm9l: >>171
That's 2cm longer than the real thing, so I don't know why you need comforting.
177 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:28:44 ID:57ki0bqj: But Loli blocks your path.
178 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:29:06 ID:IOtBnZmm: >>174
Isn't it a bit late to complain about that?
179 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:29:29 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>171
+"pg39"
I'd like to direct your attention to this part of your ID.
180 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:29:35 ID:Tc3oqm9l: No, he can't leave out any of it because it's all foreshadowing!
181 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:29:44 ID:xnlmcPIl: Molester making the VIPPERs fall for him all over again with his advanced trolling skills.
182 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:29:45 ID:TfVjNSLH: Eroge or dating sim adaptation when?
183 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:30:03 ID:uVOl6J30: <<10 seconds to impact. 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, and impact!>>
184 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:30:17 ID:A8qwluE7: >>179
That part probably stands for an STD or something.
185 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:30:21 ID:GLoPwJUC: <<Mobius 1, Kabamaru! Kabamaru!>>
186 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:30:22 ID:2IoZu2xe: <<La la la...♪　Listen to our beautiful voice. This is AWACS Oka Nieba.>>
187 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:30:29 ID:akteEx0v: Nice Spaceship Molester
188 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:30:34 ID:oH+P3c9B: >>182
The hardest part of the game would be convincing Miss Understanding that you're not a molester at the beginning.
189 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:30:41 ID:oUCI+oVZ: There I was, quietly reading page after page.
It's interesting how old shojo manga all tend to have a similar artstyle and a tall pretty boy with long black hair
who's also frail and sickly, and comes from a rich family, while the hot-blooded main protag and the heroine
always start off on the wrong foot and so on.......

Loli and I would make smalltalk from time to time, but most of the time, we were both focussed on our tasks at hand. It was almost like a division of labor.
On an unrelated note, mankind will probably be doomed the day the western way of thinking takes over the world and gender division of labor is no more.

Anyhow, just when I was close to finishing the manga, I checked the time and it said
17：24

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT!!!!
190 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:30:47 ID:IOtBnZmm: You can tell Molester is used to getting blueballed by all the eroge he played.
He has mastered the art of blueballing.
191 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:30:54 ID:uXej9fXn: In b4 Glasses sends him another package of crabs.
192 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:31:22 ID:s7wtK+Xh: Time to play DQ.
Brb playing with my sister-in-law.
ﾉｼ
193 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:31:36 ID:CX/qz6aH: Loli:

"By the way, Mr. Molester, have you ever sculpted dicks from clay?"
194 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:31:52 ID:c2BQ3IIs: It's finally time for Gundam SEED, huh?
195 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:31:55 ID:Tc3oqm9l: ...dude, were you really reading manga the whole time?
But then again, if Loli really had the hots for Molester, I don't think she'd just be sitting there playing a video game.
196 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:31:59 ID:0/ynpI8a: >a tall pretty boy with long black hair
>who's also frail and sickly, and comes from a rich family, while the hot-blooded main protag and the heroine
>always start off on the wrong foot and so on.......

Is this foreshadowing too?
197 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:32:03 ID:jqLgMOcx: You're such a card, Molester.
198 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:32:04 ID:gCslLQjY: >>190
I can't tell if it's blueballing or a lack of literary talent...
199 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:32:09 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>193
So she's the girl who sculpted the vagina in that thread?wwwwwww
200 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:32:11 ID:se4lMc70: >>193
LOL
201 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:32:16 ID:9Qq7+ys0: >>173
Lmao.
202 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:32:27 ID:oH+P3c9B: >>189
What!? Are we finally getting to the good part!!??
203 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:32:29 ID:+NyTwKGB: >>192
What's with that amazingly lucky situation!?

　　　LET ME JOIN IN ON THE FUN!
204 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:32:35 ID:6axV1CaU: Loli:

"Mr. Molester, which anime character would you like to fu-"
205 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:32:50 ID:Tc3oqm9l: >>196
The part about the main protag and the heroine starting off on the wrong foot has to be foreshadowing.
206 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:32:52 ID:uJS6zVWT: Why does Molester ignore the real big boobs in front of him
just to lust after the fictional boobs of some Gundam pilot?
If it was me, I'd lust after both.
207 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:33:07 ID:htO6dapW: Prediction of what's going to happen next:

- They get into an argument because Molester wants to watch Gundam, but Loli wants to keep playing DQ.
- Loli gives in because she doesn't want Molester to leave, so they watch Gundam together.
- Molester passionately explains Gundam and Loli shows more interest than he'd expected.
- Once Gundam is over, Loli goes to take a shower.
- Molester's imagination runs wild while she's in the shower.
- She comes out of the shower. Is it seicross time...?
208 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:33:08 ID:VODNcqVW: Yeeeess!! I'm caught up!!

Though I can't shake off the feeling that I'm a tad late to the party, a good evening to you guys! ﾉｼ
209 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:33:18 ID:XrNNfugm: 58 Name:Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 [] : 04/11/27(Sat) 18:31:41 ID:bszlbiz9
And Loli happens to be taking a shower right now...
210 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:33:23 ID:VIvAvKC6: I keep forgetting that these are all things that happened yesterday.
211 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:33:27 ID:uVOl6J30: <<Another wave from "FYqCtG1B42" detected.>>
<<All VIPPERs prepare for impact.>>
212 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:33:28 ID:tNUbnRMJ: Loling
213 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:33:32 ID:KHv2QMPN: >>189
>Anyhow, just when I was close to finishing the manga, I checked the time and it said
>17：24

It was your decision to stay there that long! Why are you so surprised?wwwww
214 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:33:36 ID:GLoPwJUC: <<Captain, do you see Molester on your radar?>>
215 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:33:54 ID:Q+eZ1veM: >>208
Let me greet you back since no one else will!!

Good evening. ﾉｼ
216 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:34:07 ID:Tc3oqm9l: Molester: "I'm going home because I want to watch Gundam."
Loli: "Ah, I watch Gundam too. Let's watch it together."
217 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:34:12 ID:57ki0bqj: Okay, we're slowly getting there now.
218 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:34:21 ID:0/ynpI8a: Is it time for Molester Gundam's atmospheric reentry?
219 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:34:38 ID:+NyTwKGB: >>193
Loli was 290 of that thread!?
So that's what her vagoo looks like...

pant pant
220 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:34:40 ID:oH+P3c9B: >>209
Whoawwwwwww We're not even close to the good part yetwwwwwwwwwww
221 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:34:44 ID:6XBl3AIb: Finally, I'm caught up.

Good evening, you guys. ﾉｼ
222 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:34:44 ID:oUCI+oVZ: This is bad! This is really bad!!
My place is normally just a 10 to 20 minute walk from here. If I were to run, I could easily be home in time for Gundam.
However, looking at my current situation, making it out of here and getting home before 6pm seems almost impossible.
I tried analyzing the situation in a very calm and composed manner:

- I still haven't gotten my shirt back.
- Loli is busy playing DQ8.
- My place may not be far from here, but I don't know the way.
- I still haven't finished this manga I'm reading.

This is bad. This is yakui.
Whether I can use the emergency shutter to get out of here now or not is almost as critical as the next few Gundam SEED Miracle episodes are to the success or failure of the series as a whole.
What I'm trying to say is, I simply can't miss today's episode.
223 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:13 ID:xDChnd3o: Seeing how comfortable they are around each other now, I feel like it wouldn't be weird at all if Loli took a shower now.
The only question that remains unanswered is who A, B, and C are.
224 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:14 ID:GLoPwJUC: >>208
<<208!!　Fuck you!　Fuck you!>>
225 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:20 ID:VODNcqVW: Something must have happened between 17:30 and Loli taking a shower!!

>>215
Thank you. ﾉｼ
226 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:24 ID:KHv2QMPN: 　　　　　　　　∧＿∧　　　┌────────────
　　　　　　 ◯（ ´∀｀）◯ ＜ Hi, I'm Lolimaria Hawke!
　　　　　　　＼　　　／　　└────────────
　　　　　　　_／＿＿＼_
　　　　　　（＿／　　＼＿）
　　　　　　　　　　ｌｌｌ
227 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:27 ID:Q+eZ1veM: >>221
Good evening! ﾉｼ
228 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:29 ID:se4lMc70: - I still haven't finished this manga I'm reading.

Who cares?
229 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:37 ID:A8qwluE7: Molester: "Hey, can I watch Gundam?"
Loli: "Watch it at home! I'm playing a single-player RPG! Can't you take a hint?"
Molester: "('A`)"
230 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:42 ID:6cm+pg39: Don't tell me it's Gundam SEED > Jugs for you.
231 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:53 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>226
Go back to the anime board.
232 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:35:59 ID:Tc3oqm9l: - I still haven't fondled her jugs.
233 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:36:08 ID:wF3wYCkg: Whoa... My cell phone got wet.
Whatever, I'm back, fresh out of the bath.
234 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:36:08 ID:gCslLQjY: >>222
If you watched SEED, you should already know it's trash.
235 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:36:19 ID:VIvAvKC6: You don't know the way even though it's just a 10 to 20 minute walk?
Wow.
236 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:36:25 ID:57ki0bqj: >>222
>Gundam SEED Miracle
Isn't it Gundam SEED Destiny?
237 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:36:25 ID:CX/qz6aH: Molester: "There's a show on TV I wanted to watch today..."

Loli: "Ah, sure, I'll be working on my unfinished clay dick sculpture then."
238 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:36:26 ID:0/ynpI8a: Emergency shutter...? Are you serious...?
239 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:36:43 ID:c8UWzzwd: So that's why
"Gotta go home and watch Gundam."
"Why don't we watch it together?"
happens next.

You can't tell me she's not interested in him now.
240 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:36:47 ID:KHv2QMPN: >>233
Welcome back!!
241 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:36:50 ID:oseGnIDv: >>233
Crabs.
242 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:36:54 ID:uVOl6J30: <<120 seconds to impact.>>
243 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:37:01 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>222
Wow, Molester doesn't mess around when it comes to his anime.

Steps in front of Loli playing DQ and pulls the power cord.
Loli: "W-What are you doing!!?"
Molester: "We're gonna watch Gundam now!!!"
244 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:37:02 ID:xdKcGRQy: 54 Name: Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 Date: 04/11/27 18:29:40 ID:bszlbiz9
I happen to be at Loli's place right now.

You could have posted more than this yesterday if all you were doing at her place was sitting around reading manga.
245 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:37:07 ID:jGs4zD7G: I'm wasted.
Good night, all of you.
246 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:37:19 ID:ayT4NG25: DICK! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! DICK!
247 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:37:27 ID:oH+P3c9B: Molester must have an extremely poor sense of direction.
But who cares about that? What's Loli's cup size? That's the important question here.
248 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:37:37 ID:+NyTwKGB: >>233
Crabs.
Too bad the plastic bag ripped.
249 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:37:47 ID:6cm+pg39: I know!
He didn't do it because Loli is actually a trap!
250 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:37:48 ID:se4lMc70: Can we get to the point already?
I'm almost at my limit.
251 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:37:52 ID:VIvAvKC6: >>247
She's an F cup.
252 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:38:00 ID:uXej9fXn: >>246
Calm down. Cal-　　　　DICK! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT! DICK!
253 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:38:07 ID:0/ynpI8a: They show a series called GUNDAM SEED MIRACLE where you live, huh, Molester?
254 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:38:11 ID:c8UWzzwd: >>244
He wasn't planning on staying that long
and I bet he forgot all about the thread when he started reading the manga.
255 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:38:14 ID:epUKD8E9: >>251
Right.
256 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:38:34 ID:GLoPwJUC: I have to work tomorrow. Could you please get on with it already?
This won't get turned into a book anyway, so don't worry about skipping ahead.
257 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:38:36 ID:6XBl3AIb: >>227
Whoaw Thanksww
258 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:39:06 ID:Tc3oqm9l: Guys, calm the fuck down.
259 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:39:10 ID:27B4muPu: >>233
What happened with your cell phone? Does it still work?
260 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:39:27 ID:TfVjNSLH: In order to stress how much I like Loli, I shall call her Lolita from now on so that you can easily see which posts are mine.
And I won't stop until I get tired of it.
261 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:39:28 ID:CX/qz6aH: >>Molester

Please keep going at this snail's pace till 1am.

I got time to kill.
262 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:39:51 ID:akteEx0v: Dude, hurry up, I got work tomorrow. Hurry up. Please.
263 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:40:27 ID:VODNcqVW: I have work too.
Whoawwwwwwwwww But I'm too curious to go to bedwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwww
264 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:40:27 ID:EGwKUG/A: I have a lecture tomorrow morning (I can't skip it). Hurry up. Please.
265 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:40:34 ID:oUCI+oVZ: But I have to tell her first!
I don't know how saving in DQ works, but if you can only save at specific save points,
I have to tell her early or it might take too long to find the next save point.
I gathered all my courage and said

"Say...... Loli."
"Huh? What's up?"
"There's a show I want to watch at 6pm... You know?"
"Ahh, sure. I just saved, so it's alright."
"Eh? Ah, really? Okay. Thanks."

...it was not what I expected. I actually wanted her to return my shirt so I can hurry home.
Besides, watching Gundam in front of a girl means, I can't go
"Athrun is so cool!!! Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
and
"Stella-tan! fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap...... ugh!"
and
"Lunamaria-tan!"
and so on.
266 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:40:46 ID:Tc3oqm9l: Molester will get a call from Kansai anytime now and suddenly stop posting. What then?
267 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:40:54 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>260
In that case, since her full name is "Loli Jugs",
it should be something like "Lolita Giant Milk Jugs" for you, huh?
268 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:40:54 ID:htO6dapW: For now, I predict he'll waste at least one post on a completely unrelated tangent and passionately explain yesterday's Gundam episode.
269 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:40:59 ID:oH+P3c9B: >>251
Whoawwwwww OKwwwwwwww

We got about 30 minutes left till we get to the good part, huh?
270 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:41:00 ID:se4lMc70: Actually, he already got it all typed out.
He's posting it bit by bit while checking it and making adjustments.
271 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:41:22 ID:wW0zqc3i: My to-do list:

- take a bath
- watch Genshiken
- study

Molester, you know what your to-do list looks like, right?
272 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:41:36 ID:uJS6zVWT: In b4 we find out that Kansai and Loli are really twins!
273 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:41:40 ID:epUKD8E9: My finals are tomorrow. Hurry up. Please.
274 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:41:49 ID:W2KtqXHk: >>265
You littlewwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwww
275 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:41:51 ID:CX/qz6aH: Loli:

"You want to watch Bankisha, right? I watch it every week too!"

Molester:

"That's right... Yeah... Sure."
276 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:41:53 ID:wF3wYCkg: >>259
It got wet but seems to be still working.
277 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:42:03 ID:xdKcGRQy: >>265
You lost me there in the second half.
278 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:42:16 ID:htO6dapW: Why do I feel like he'll suddenly get a call from Loli

before we get to the main event

and the report gets postponed again?
279 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:42:16 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>265
You've already made yourself at home at her place, I don't think she'll mind any of that.
280 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:42:26 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>276
The tip of it got all wet, huh? pant pant
281 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:42:28 ID:W2KtqXHk: >>275
Bankisha doesn't air on Sunday thoughwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwww
282 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:42:34 ID:oH+P3c9B: >>265
Fuck it, I'm gonna take a bath now! Got it?
Don't you suddenly skip to the good part while I'm in the tub, alright!?
283 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:42:43 ID:2IoZu2xe: Doesn't look like he did it with her.
If he had, he wouldn't be dragging out the report this much. He'd be busy calling her up and shit.
284 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:42:50 ID:H0e88V4p: I got fujoshibait to watch. Hurry up. Please.
285 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:42:54 ID:CX/qz6aH: Now that I think about it, it's so obvious. Loli must have taken the shower while he was watching Gundam.
286 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:03 ID:0/ynpI8a: If there's a non-anime TV show Molester watches, it has to be "Pursuing the passion of fishing".
287 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:06 ID:c2BQ3IIs: >>271
- watch Genshiken
Why do I feel like you'll only do this one?
288 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:09 ID:Tc3oqm9l: I wonder if Loli sent that e-mail about Akiba because Kansai talked to her about it.
289 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:13 ID:GLoPwJUC: Oh boy... I feel like this is going to take at least two more hours.

I'll be counting on you to have the summary up by tomorrow, Admin. I'm going to bed. Good night.
290 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:20 ID:57ki0bqj: Imagine he wraps up the good part in just one post after all this build-up. The VIPPERs would explode with rage, I bet.
291 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:22 ID:j3bI2u9W: I'm watching Newcastle vs. Everton while reading the thread, so even if this takes a few more hours, I won't really mind.
292 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:43:31 ID:gCslLQjY: Loli starts playing DQ.
Molester doesn't have anything to do and starts reading her manga.
He suddenly checks the clock and asks Loli if he can watch a TV show.

You can sum up everything that happened so far in just three lines.
293 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:43 ID:EGwKUG/A: It's like I'm reading the sequel of Train Manwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
294 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:48 ID:Tc3oqm9l: >>289
Know that deserters will be shot on the spot.
295 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:50 ID:oseGnIDv: >>289
Good crabs.
296 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:54 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>278
If he gets a call from Loli at this time of the day,
it'll tell us all we need to know...
297 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:43:58 ID:xnlmcPIl: >>292
You must be a fun person to hang out withw
298 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:44:05 ID:Q+eZ1veM: >>289
Good night. ﾉｼ
299 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:44:06 ID:uVOl6J30: VIPPER_G <<So hurry up.>>
300 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:44:13 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>292 I can't see this post.
301 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:44:13 ID:TfVjNSLH: So is Lolita Giant Milk Jugs an otaku or not?
302 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:44:16 ID:NJn/qDop: Ahh!!! After all these posts, we still can't tell if something happened between them or not.
Molester Man, you're pretty good!
303 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:44:17 ID:oUCI+oVZ: Without any hesitation, Loli quit her game.
I still remember back when I was addicted to "Guardian Heroes", I kept telling my mother
"Just a little longer!!"
a few too many times, so my father, who's my mother's special summon, showed up and wrecked my Sega Saturn.
There was also a time when I was so addicted to "Kawa no Nushi Tsuri 2" that I ended up breaking a promise and losing a friend.
So when I saw how Loli was able to stop right away, I couldn't help but be envious of her.

Anyways, Loli immediately quit her game and sat down at the heated table.
When I realized we were sitting across each other all of a sudden, I felt strangely embarrassed and had trouble focusing on the manga.
"Damn it! I was this close to finishing it!!"

is what I was thinking when Loli suddenly asked me something.
304 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:44:41 ID:3XeMdDta: >>292
Wow, it's almost nothing if you put it like that.
305 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:44:43 ID:Tc3oqm9l: SUDDEN TWIST INCOMING!!
306 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:44:45 ID:2IoZu2xe: >>288
That's it!
307 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:44:50 ID:uVOl6J30: >>289
VIPPER_G <<No, don't give up yet.>>
308 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:00 ID:CX/qz6aH: For now, keep dragging it out until we have fewer people in the thread, Molester.
309 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:11 ID:oseGnIDv: It's here!!
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310 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:22 ID:jhVskB2m: >>303
The way you drag it out is so annoyingw
311 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:28 ID:aKlfcDls: I want 292 to leave and never come back.
312 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:29 ID:KHv2QMPN: >>303
Loli:
　
"Molester, is your penis circumcised?"
313 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:31 ID:uXej9fXn: >>308
What is wrong with you?
314 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:37 ID:jqLgMOcx: You're dragging it out too much, Molester!!
315 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:38 ID:wF3wYCkg: >>309
Too early.
316 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:45:39 ID:gCslLQjY: >>303
Was the first half of that post really necessary?
317 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:45 ID:Q+eZ1veM: >is what I was thinking when Loli suddenly asked me something.

Molester is really good at this.
318 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:47 ID:Tc3oqm9l: I don't mind the waiting, actually. I like browsing the summary site and wondering what will happen next in between his posts.
319 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:51 ID:c2RGphWa: Fan of Treasure games reporting in.
320 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:53 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>292
If his reports were like that, the thread wouldn't even reach >>100 and it'd be just one of the countless shitty threads that never get archived...
321 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:45:57 ID:XRzCTBNG: Oh shit, my body is not ready for the next one.
I want to know what happens and at the same time I don't.
I can't believe Molester had the courage to tell her he wants to watch Gundam.
322 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:05 ID:epUKD8E9: >>308
Please... Please don't say something like that, sir.
323 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:10 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>303
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324 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:46:11 ID:oUCI+oVZ: "Hasn't Gundam turned into a homo anime lately? Do you like that kind of anime, Mr. Molester?"

Uho.
325 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:12 ID:CX/qz6aH: >is what I was thinking when Loli suddenly asked me something.

>>193
>>193
>>193
326 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:18 ID:GOf07gkG: Even though I was afk taking a bath for quite some time, we've made disappointingly little progress.
327 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:24 ID:htO6dapW: >>308
Yeah, tell us one more time how you met Loli for the first time, Molester.
328 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:31 ID:xDChnd3o: >>303
Is she going to say who ABC are?
329 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:35 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>324
Uho!
330 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:48 ID:tNUbnRMJ: In b4 the topic suddenly changes to clay dicks.
331 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:51 ID:0/ynpI8a: >>324
Loli confirmed fujoshi.
332 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:46:53 ID:W2KtqXHk: Nice, very niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
333 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:00 ID:wF3wYCkg: Is Loli a fujoshi?
334 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:03 ID:2IoZu2xe: >>318
Same here.
I personally enjoy going through the old archives and letting my imagination run wild.
335 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:04 ID:wW0zqc3i: >>324
LOL
336 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:11 ID:VODNcqVW: Uhowwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwww
337 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:14 ID:Tc3oqm9l: >>324 Oh, so Loli is a fujoshi, huh.......
338 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:16 ID:xnlmcPIl: >>324
Uho.
339 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:17 ID:CX/qz6aH: Molester:

"It's not homo, it's yaoi."
340 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:21 ID:XRzCTBNG: Homo? Did Loli read Gundam doujinshi or what?
341 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:24 ID:V3CWDah6: >>324
Whoawwwww OKKKwwwwww
342 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:26 ID:EGwKUG/A: 　　　　　　むし　
　　　でつ.ノ|）
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343 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:29 ID:xDChnd3o: >is what I was thinking when Loli suddenly asked me something.

"Ah, let me give you back your shirt."

Whoawwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
344 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:29 ID:W2KtqXHk: Loli knows more than I expectedw
345 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:33 ID:uXej9fXn: Uho.
346 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:34 ID:KHv2QMPN: Loli is into 801.
347 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:35 ID:rwYTismL: LOL.
348 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:39 ID:j3bI2u9W: 　
　

　
　
　
　
　
　　　　　　　　IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR PORK CUTLET TO MAKE HIS APPEARANCE!

　
　
　
　
349 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:49 ID:uJS6zVWT: >>324
Loli is an OG fan of the first Gundam series. Her favorite character is Gadem.
350 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:47:57 ID:jqLgMOcx: wanna do it?
hahahahaha
351 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:48:02 ID:IOtBnZmm: >>292
He went to Loli's place, read manga, watched TV, and had intercourse with her after that.
This is all you'd get if you stripped away everything, you idiot. Is this what you really want?
352 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:48:09 ID:Q+eZ1veM: >>348
You remind me of that Osamu tripfag.
353 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:48:15 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>324
Loli watches anime too, huh?w
354 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:48:19 ID:YynFETFN: I'm caught up at last.
These threads move so fast, man.
355 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:48:31 ID:0/ynpI8a: In b4 he wastes three more posts on a rant about how bad scripts by Morosawa Chiaki are.
356 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:48:35 ID:TfVjNSLH: Loli is actually Oono from Genshiken.
357 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:48:36 ID:EJ2+kOeM: Seriously now?w
358 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:48:41 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>352
Gotcha.
359 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:49:04 ID:c2BQ3IIs: Molester, try to recall Loli's bookshelf.
Were there any books with very thin spines?
360 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:49:07 ID:KHv2QMPN: I know this might sound like a stupid question,
but has Gundam turned into a homo anime lately?
361 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:49:10 ID:Tc3oqm9l: If Loli likes him, it means that she fell asleep and puked in the room of the guy she likes. Loli's definitely something.
362 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:49:18 ID:se4lMc70: >>324
Whoawwwwwww I lol'dwwwwwwwww
363 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:49:21 ID:6cm+pg39: I hope the admin of the summary site doesn't work himself to death.
364 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:49:28 ID:CX/qz6aH: Loli:

"I actually used to work at a maid cafe before the family restaurant."
365 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:49:51 ID:H0e88V4p: Loli...
Don't tell me...
she's a nutcase too...!
366 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:50:02 ID:gCslLQjY: >>351
It was just an example, don't get all riled up about it.
I doubt we can expect an amazing ending like Train Man, so he might as well just tell us what happened instead of beating around the bush.
367 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:50:09 ID:KHv2QMPN: >>364
Whoawwwwwww That'd be so amazingwwwwwwwww
368 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:50:16 ID:oUCI+oVZ: "No, no, no, no, no!! What the heck? Where'd you get that from?"
"A friend at university said so."
"Ahh, umm, well, you see... Yeah."

From what she told me, Loli's friend is a fujoshi from the manga club,
and all she'd talk about was "KiraAsu" and so on.
And so I had to explain why there's been a change in Gundam's fanbase lately,
how the marketing team reacted accordingly and hired TM Revolution as a singer and voice actor (he was pretty good btw),

and so on to rectify her misunderstanding (she was right about Gundam being a homo anime nowadays though).
369 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:50:19 ID:RMCLSO1d: Don't get "Osai○▼■ ◆n.ef.bYbYo" and "Osamu◆w0ZavxKYNU" mixed up.
Look carefully.
370 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:50:47 ID:xdKcGRQy: The summary site admin is a god.
371 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:50:53 ID:9xTU+fWq: Uh-oh...... After Pork Cutlet, we'll have to worry about

Molester ending up at the bottom of Tokyo Bay too now?
372 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:50:56 ID:9Qq7+ys0: Loli: "Btw, I happen to be homo too."
373 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:51:02 ID:c8UWzzwd: >>366
In that case, why don't you just leave and read the summary later?
I'm waiting for his posts live because I like the way Molester writes.
374 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:51:03 ID:tNUbnRMJ: By doing something outrageous like puking on his bed before they're even seeing each other,
she ensures that she'll be able to do pretty much anything once they're together.
375 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:51:16 ID:0/ynpI8a: Your plan is to do as much dragging out as Gundam Seed does, huh? I see what you're doing, Molester!
376 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:51:31 ID:VODNcqVW: Tsk, I'll only say this because the thread is going so fast right now...

My girlfriend is a G-cup.
Whoawwwwww
377 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:51:37 ID:CX/qz6aH: >and so on to rectify her misunderstanding

(ﾉ∀`) Oh boy.
378 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:51:44 ID:htO6dapW: Molester: "What?w It's not a homo animew Plus, I'm not interested in 801."
Loli: "Ehh? Really?"
Molester: "Really! I'm straight!"
Loli: "Then you'll have to prove it to me."
Molester: "P-Prove it!?"
Loli: "......by doing it...... with me?"
379 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:51:48 ID:N4dt1i4+: A storm is approaching. I can feel it.
380 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:51:50 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>372
Uho!
381 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:51:55 ID:Tc3oqm9l: Molester must have skipped most of what Loli said and did in his earlier reports.
382 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:52:00 ID:6cm+pg39: >376
You're so dead.
383 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:52:04 ID:xnlmcPIl: >(she was right about Gundam being a homo anime nowadays though).
384 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:52:06 ID:uVOl6J30: Don't make me post about my girlfriend, you little shit!
385 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:52:08 ID:KHv2QMPN: >>376
I guess your girlriend is a Holstein cow.
386 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:52:10 ID:rwYTismL: >>378
No girl would ever say something like thatwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
387 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:52:52 ID:gCslLQjY: >>373
Sorry, you're completely right about that,
but that's how I already missed out on two threads...... I don't want to miss this one too.
388 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:52:55 ID:A8qwluE7: >>376
Too bad I'm not into bestiality.
389 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:52:59 ID:Tc3oqm9l: Loli's a real-life version of that one fujoshi in the manga club trope.
390 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:53:05 ID:9Qq7+ys0: >>876
BWH　100-100-100
391 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:53:12 ID:YynFETFN: >>370
I'm starting to feel like the admin is not one person.
392 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:53:16 ID:tNUbnRMJ: >>376
You sure you didn't mean to write "a Giants cap"?
393 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:53:23 ID:57ki0bqj: >>387
Stop complaining then.
394 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:53:40 ID:j3bI2u9W: >>392
Whoawwwwwwwwwwww LMAOwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
395 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:53:39 ID:CX/qz6aH: Loli:

"When two guys do it, which hole do they use?"

"Let me sculpt a clay penis so you can show it to me."
396 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:53:42 ID:0/ynpI8a: "C-Commander Char! Help me! I can't slow down!"
397 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:53:46 ID:M0oq2a7U: >>390
Cup size is the difference between bust and underbust. Try again.
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399 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:53:54 ID:+NyTwKGB: >>376
Your girlfriend is a Gundam-cup?
Can she transform into multiple Core Fighters or something?
400 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:54:20 ID:xDChnd3o: I too like the way Molester writes, but am I the only one who thinks that he's digressing more than usual today?
401 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:54:32 ID:oUCI+oVZ: "Hmm... So money rules even in the anime industry, huh?"
"Of course. The creators and VA in the anime industry are having a hard time because of it."
"What is a VA?w"

Subtle 2channer check initiated. All green. Loli is not a 2channer.

"The previous Gundam was terrible. The first half was boring and the only good thing about the second half was the cool fighting scenes,
but they kept recycling those and ruined them too. But the new Gundam is a pretty fun watch."
"Really?"
"Really."

After that, I explained a bit more about the world of otaku.
Like the trope of creepy otaku and the true identity of the otaku you see on TV.
A critical analysis of the portrayal of otaku in the media by an otaku.
402 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:54:48 ID:KHv2QMPN: Is everyone getting tired? The QUALITY of the posts is declining fastw Maybe we should all take a break or somethingww
403 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:54:56 ID:CX/qz6aH: >>398
ﾉｼ

>>400
He's dragging it out on purpose to get rid of the new people in the thread.
404 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:55:16 ID:uVOl6J30: <<VIPPER398 crashed!>>
405 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:55:50 ID:VODNcqVW: This pace is just right for making myself comfy and reading Molester's report while sipping on a cup of coffee.
406 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:55:50 ID:CX/qz6aH: >>401
>Subtle 2channer check initiated. All green. Loli is not a 2channer.

>>193 Explain this then!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
407 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:55:52 ID:j3bI2u9W: >A critical analysis of the portrayal of otaku in the media by an otaku.
You mean you made a bunch of excuses.
408 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:56:00 ID:2IoZu2xe: >>400
He is adding a lot of exposition today.
Maybe it's because it's his first time in a girl's room and everything seems completely new to him?
409 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:56:04 ID:xdKcGRQy: Wait, where is this going?
410 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:56:07 ID:jhVskB2m: >>400
Here you see an otaku getting carried away because he finally gets to talk about his interests. He can't help it. ┐（´ー`）┌
411 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:56:10 ID:XRzCTBNG: Do you seriously think that inserting Gundam references will be enough to distract us VIPPERs from your blueballing?
412 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:56:12 ID:uXej9fXn: Snake! Snaaake!
413 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:56:26 ID:9xTU+fWq: >>401
So Loli isn't a 2channer, huh...... But maybe she's just playing dumb.
414 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:56:41 ID:xdKcGRQy: >>406
Calm down.
415 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:56:56 ID:Tc3oqm9l: >"What is a VA?w"
This could also be taken as her way of saying "Dude, don't use 2ch lingo irl."
416 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:57:08 ID:0/ynpI8a: Molester, by the way, your ID says UC...
417 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:57:28 ID:CfuNOXNK: I'm going to bed. Good night.　ﾉｼ
418 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:57:37 ID:+NyTwKGB: Good, good.
The thread's starting to slow down nicely.
Not even the right side of our brains is working at this point. You can't expect much QUALITY from anyone in this thread anymorewwwwwwwwwww Pfffww
419 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:57:53 ID:A8qwluE7: S-S-S-SHIT! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
420 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:57:53 ID:cAB2aH1L: How many more hours is this going to take at this pace...?
421 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:57:56 ID:uXej9fXn: <<VIPPER398 crashed!>>
422 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:58:00 ID:Q+eZ1veM: >>398,417

Good night! ﾉｼ
423 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:58:03 ID:CX/qz6aH: Let's just try to hang in there till 2am.
424 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:58:37 ID:cAB2aH1L: >>423
Gotcha.
Man, this thread is pretty damn sparta.
425 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:58:38 ID:0/ynpI8a: Only a few people left ITT now. (´～｀)
426 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:58:51 ID:Q+eZ1veM: I can't believe >>419 made me laugh... orz
427 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:58:56 ID:9Qq7+ys0: I'm so sleepy but I can't go to sleep now.
428 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/28 23:59:00 ID:qfx0DmG+: 　　clunk
＿＿／､冫､)＿　Gimme snack.
429 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:06 ID:CX/qz6aH: Guys, my older sister came home and is dangling a copy of DQ8 in front of me. What do?
430 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:09 ID:oseGnIDv: 　＿＿Λ＿Λ＿＿　　　／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　|　　（　´∀｀）　｜　＜ Time to sleep.
　|＼￣￣￣￣￣￣＼　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿
　|　＼～～～～～～＼
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......I say that, but I'll be reading the thread in bed on my cell phone.
431 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/28 23:59:13 ID:gCslLQjY: I can't go to bed now because the slower-than-usual pace makes me think it's building up to something big.
432 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:15 ID:xdKcGRQy: >>425
It's better like this. Not too crowded and not too deserted.
433 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/28 23:59:18 ID:oUCI+oVZ: Before soon, there were only a few minutes left till the new episode.
I couldn't see the TV from where I was sitting, so I moved over to the couch.
But it was freezing cold on the couch.
Of course, it's cold when you suddenly leave the heated table you'd been sitting under for the last few hours.
In any case, it was really cold.
I was frantically rubbing my legs to warm them when she asked me

"Do you want to sit here next to me? (while patting the table)"

Needless to say, the heated table was so small that when I was sitting there, I could have easily touched Loli's belly with my feet if I'd stretched my legs a little.
If I sat down next to her, we'd be practically huddling next to each other!!

This is when I started thinking, no, fantasizing "Wait, is she trying to seduce me?"
434 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:25 ID:EGwKUG/A: I want to sleep. I want to sleep really bad. But I want to know what happens next much more.
435 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:28 ID:j3bI2u9W: Rock: Pull your dick out on stage.
Pop: Pull your dick out at home.
House: Pull your dick out secretly.
Techno: Pull your dick out lightly.
Jazz: Pull your dick out profoundly.
Rock fusion: Pull your dick and pussy out.
Progressive: Pull your dick out solemnly.
436 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:29 ID:GOf07gkG: >>429
Flip her skirt
437 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:38 ID:9xTU+fWq: Wait a second.
>"Of course. The creators and VA in the anime industry are having a hard time because of it."
　　　　　　　　　~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I feel like most people wouldn't even react to the word "VA"...
It's almost like she knows it...
But maybe it was just the way Molester said it...
438 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:41 ID:M0oq2a7U: I'm so lucky to have irl female friends who know what I mean when I say stuff like "VA", "Wanna do it?", "I'll kill you to get it!", "NULL POINTER" etc.

in my dreams. I wish it was reality.
439 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:42 ID:rwYTismL: >>429
It'd be different if she was dangling her breasts, but I couldn't care less about DQ.
440 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:43 ID:/+tqVkcb: Feels like only the real VIPPERs are left now.
441 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:45 ID:TfVjNSLH: While Molester is living the life having had seicross for the first time, I'm sitting here with an English study book in one hand and 2ch on my cell phone in the other... orz
442 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:45 ID:+NyTwKGB: >>426
I think you've got a problem if you find that funny.
Btw, I laughed too.
443 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:46 ID:H0e88V4p: I could really use a cup of coffee right now.
444 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:49 ID:YynFETFN: Is this Molester's blueballing thread?
445 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:51 ID:W2KtqXHk: Ohhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwww So lewdwwwwwwwwwwww
446 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:56 ID:Tc3oqm9l: Shit just got real!
447 : VIPPER : 04/11/28 23:59:59 ID:uVOl6J30: VIPPER_FRIEND <<Damn! How many did we lose?>>
448 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:00:05 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>433
It's here *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(n‘∀‘)ηﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜ﾟ･* !!!!
449 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:00:26 ID:yYo8LAt0: Hey, Genshiken is on now.
450 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:00:36 ID:VFpSkgPZ: >>433
Stop fantasizing about ridiculous shit!!!!!!!1111
451 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:00:52 ID:VFs+BWqf: Nah, not every 2channer knows the term "VA".
Besides, it's not a 2ch term to begin with.
452 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:00:56 ID:YT0aIUKG: And thus begins Molester's biggest rampage!
453 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:00:57 ID:RWjO/V2g: Molester said he's from Chiba, didn't he?
454 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:05 ID:ayvn0x+x: >>435
Minor correction:

Jazz: Pull your dick out and swing it around.
455 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:10 ID:KVORh+vg: Guys, we're getting closer, we're almost there.

Hang in there a little longer!
456 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:13 ID:6xX+AqdV: It's Monday━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━!!
457 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:19 ID:+ARL+h9f: >>433
Too lewd!
458 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:21 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>433
Dude, she's just asking if you want sit at the heated table because you're freezing.
Get your mind out of the gutterw
459 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:22 ID:KJU96rlq: >>433
Okwwwww Pfffwwwwwwww
460 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:26 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>433
　↑ Since the Gundam episode is just about to start, we still have a ways to go till we get to the shower scene.
461 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:32 ID:vFXnLHrJ: Time to check my ID, I guess.
462 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:37 ID:wgvAQP5a: >>440
Are you being cringe on purpose?
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Seems appropriate.
464 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:45 ID:wkFQEf7C: Hmm......
If I learned anything from the past few reports, this is just the quiet before the storm...

The guys who already went to sleep fucked up.
465 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:56 ID:dSO/3r78: Shit dickdick guy here to check my ID.
466 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:01:59 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>460
Correct.
467 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:02:18 ID:DJtzAj4P: orz ＜ Anzai-sensei! I... I really want to see what happens next. (But I'm sleepy.)
468 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:02:29 ID:kJ6CAmnp: I wonder how many posts it'll take to cover the 30-minute Gundam episode...

It was a really bad episode full of recycled Zaku Warrior animations and flashbacks.
469 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:02:32 ID:OFQN+FwH: Shit... Shit...
She's patting the table... Shit...

Shitdickpussfulyujufuiahyaahawauledrdi
470 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:02:33 ID:i/rkqjAF: They start watching Gundam, she confesses her love to him, then goes to take a shower, and he loses his virginity.
471 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:02:42 ID:c5kWFhIE: Ahhh. So he sits down next to her, and after some huddling, she'll say "Brb taking a shower."
I can already see it.
472 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:02:47 ID:RWjO/V2g: I had no idea SEED was so badly received among anime otaku...
Someone recommended it to me and it was the first anime I watched in a long time, but I liked it quite a lot.

Honestly, I think it was a lot better than, say, Turn A.
473 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:02:55 ID:0qnvSVBd: >>441
Hang in there, my friend.
474 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:03:08 ID:+ARL+h9f: I know this is completely off-topic, but my ID says April, everyone.
475 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:03:14 ID:Z9eH9u4G: So I guess we can assume that it was during the Gundam episode that
she took the shower, huh?
476 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:03:21 ID:wkFQEf7C: >>470
When you sum it up like that, it's such a sudden turn of events it makes you laugh.

Oh, the IDs changed, huh...
477 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:03:25 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>472
If you post stuff like that, you'll start a Gundam war here. Take it somewhere else.
478 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:03:33 ID:N6B2GnsZ: Are we getting to the heart of the matter?
Whoaw My heart is dancingww
479 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:03:47 ID:MLg3LVC7: Guys, make sure to block my ID.
480 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:03:59 ID:KVORh+vg: Loli:

"Do you want to pilot my mobile suit?"
481 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:02 ID:dSO/3r78: >>479
Gotcha.
482 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:06 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>472
I like Turn A Gundam... But my wife refuses to watch any other Gundam series than SEED with me.
483 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:10 ID:i/rkqjAF: My ID says Anal Fuck. Discuss.
484 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:18 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>477
Eh? Really?
Sorry, that was not my intention.
485 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:22 ID:Ao5Ga3JW: Is he going to go berserk!?
486 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:27 ID:vFXnLHrJ: Ho-Hooo-Hoooaaah!! Hoaaaah!!
487 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:30 ID:OFQN+FwH: >>478
My heart is dancing with yourswwwwwwwww
488 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:32 ID:+sIYOfbm: ID check.
489 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:34 ID:YT0aIUKG: m9(SДX) I waited so long for thisーーー!
490 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:37 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Alright, the bombing is about to begin. Have you guys already dug your trenches?
491 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:04:37 ID:OHOnsYLn: I couldn't just give in to the temptation, so I decided to stay on the couch for now.
Frankly, I was too flustered to do anything even if I wanted to.

But she said
"Okay, hang in there a second."
and went into the kitchen. I was watching her wondering what she's doing, when she came back with a blanket.
Wha-What is she thinking!?
I got super nervous and was quietly watching her, frozen in place,
when Loli slowly spread the blanket and gently covered my knees with it.

An ordinary man would have fallen for her right then and there, but I'm no ordinary man.
I was just glad because a massive erection had been building up in my pants.
"I can hide it with this!!"
I thought to myself and silently pumped my fist in my mind.
492 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:40 ID:qlW+McVx: ID check.
493 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:48 ID:WidwZP+Y: Finally, I caught up with the thread.
494 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:53 ID:Z9eH9u4G: >>483
I hate to admit it, but this cracked me upww
495 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:04:57 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>470
Well, he posted "Is she asking for it?" when she was taking a shower, remember?
She either confessed her love to him, or he found out that he was actually B in the ABC love triangle from before.
496 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:04 ID:wgvAQP5a: >>479
Are you RMCLSO1d?
497 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:06 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>491
Whoa, his genital erectile tissue is becoming engorged.
498 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:06 ID:rW6a+kH0: That's a virgin for you.
499 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:10 ID:VFpSkgPZ: "I want you to Hamma Hamma my Qubeley!"
500 : ◆AnalSexRiQ : 04/11/29 00:05:10 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>483
Do you want my tripcode?
501 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:12 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>475
When he posted here yesterday,
it was shortly after Gundam had ended,
which means that Loli took the shower at around 6:15 pm.
502 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:17 ID:VFs+BWqf: >>483 Oww oww oww...
503 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:24 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Why did you get an erection!?wwwwwwwwwwww
504 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:26 ID:RWjO/V2g: I have decided that I'll be fapping to Loli tonight!
I can't go to bed before the report ends!
505 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:47 ID:KVORh+vg: Yeaaaa(ﾟ∀ﾟ)a( ﾟ∀)a( ﾟ)a( )a(｀ )ant(Д｀)pant(;´Д｀)pant pant
506 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:05:59 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>491
If that'd happened to me, I'd have said
"Okay, okay, I'll sit at the table."
in a heartbeat.
507 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:06:00 ID:OFQN+FwH: >>491
I can't believe you got a bonerwww
Whoawwwwwwwwwwww What are you getting all excited for?wwwwwwwww
508 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:06:03 ID:rW6a+kH0: Let's not forget that there's still Kansai left.
509 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:06:04 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>500
What am I supposed to do with it?
510 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:06:12 ID:WuG56WEj: >>491
You got an erection?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Fucking LOLwwwwwwwwwwww
511 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:06:23 ID:MLg3LVC7: >>496
Ohh, that's me.
512 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:06:29 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Nice crab erection.
513 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:06:33 ID:2V2rlYvh: Well, to be honest, I can't blame you for getting an erectionw
514 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:06:48 ID:VFs+BWqf: HOLYーーーーー
515 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:06:58 ID:DJtzAj4P: >>472
Turn A was well-received by reviewers who can appreciate a good story though. (If you don't believe me, google it and see for yourself.)
Otaku like to praise SEED and shit on Turn A because it doesn't have any moe characters, but it's not even a competition.

Make sure to say this to Loli Jugs too.
516 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:07 ID:dSO/3r78: Get on my level first, Molester.

I'd have gotten an erection the moment I stepped inside her room.
517 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:21 ID:+sIYOfbm: Ain't nothing weird about a man getting an erection.
518 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:24 ID:N6B2GnsZ: Screw studying.
You'll have my full attention from now on, Molester!
519 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:24 ID:xwArnOC9: Huh? My little guy is starting to react too!?
520 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:26 ID:wkFQEf7C: There are two kinds of erections in this world.

"Good erections" and "bad erections". Know the difference, it could save your life.
521 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:26 ID:+ARL+h9f: I'M SO SLEEPYWWWWWWWWW OKWWWWWWWW PFFFWWWWW
522 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:26 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>500
That is a wonderful tripcode.
523 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:31 ID:dSO/3r78: >>515
Quit that shit, you bald fuck.
524 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:32 ID:KVORh+vg: In b4 Loli trips and ends up gripping Molester's joystick.
525 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:33 ID:E29sZVG4: Caps Lock. The moment you notice it, it's already too late...
526 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:35 ID:YUJmpBBd: >>491
What a wasted opportunity... That's Molester Man for youw
527 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:07:44 ID:VFs+BWqf: >>491 Did something come out?
528 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:08:10 ID:WuG56WEj: Are you implying that Sochie Heim isn't moe!?
529 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:08:20 ID:KVORh+vg: It turns out that she had puked on the blanket too.
530 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:08:22 ID:rW6a+kH0: There's no way she didn't notice his erection when she covered his knees with the blanket.
531 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:08:36 ID:vFXnLHrJ: Cute Laura Rolla is cute.
532 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:08:42 ID:XJHf61n1: I'm at my limitwww I need sleepwwww

Good night, you guys.
533 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:08:47 ID:KqwZ3wkz: >>530
That's it!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Pffffff
534 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:08:56 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>518
This is how it always begins. You fail your entrance exams, so you decide to try it next year, and before you realize it, you're stuck in 2ch forever.
535 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:09:06 ID:OHOnsYLn: And then Gundam SEED started.
I was afraid I wouldn't be able to focus on the episode if she kept asking all kinds of questions,
but my worries proved to be unwarranted.

Loli watched the episode without asking many questions.
Maybe her fujoshi friend gave her a short summary and she can actually follow the story now.
In any case, she stayed quiet while Gundam was on.

But the unexpected silence distracted me all the more.
I was a lot more aware of her presence precisely because she wasn't saying anything.
Since I was sitting further away from the TV than her, I kept glancing at her every few seconds. I'm so creepy.
536 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:09:09 ID:YT0aIUKG: Molester's crotch is the Moonlight Butterfly!
537 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:09:22 ID:DJtzAj4P: That is the difference between someone who can read the room and someone who can't.

I'm someone who can't.
538 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:09:24 ID:VFs+BWqf: >>491　What was the pattern of the blanket?
539 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:09:41 ID:Z9eH9u4G: >>530
I see! Seeing his erection caused Loli to go into full seduction mode.
540 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:09:47 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Blanket → foreshadowing of seicross on the couch
541 : 472 : 04/11/29 00:09:55 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>523
It's all because I mentioned SEED and Turn A. Sorry about that.
I'll be more careful from now on.
542 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:09:57 ID:rW6a+kH0: Loli must have seen him glancing over in the mirror or something.
543 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:10:01 ID:4bceQlRw: >>518
I should be prepping for entrance exams too...
What am I doing here...
544 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:10:00 ID:uiUWsocs: At least you're aware that you're creepy.
545 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:10:15 ID:KVORh+vg: Hug her tightly from behind!
Most women fall for you when you do that.

I hope I dream about this tonight.
546 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:10:16 ID:wkFQEf7C: >>535
Post pics!
547 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:10:17 ID:DJtzAj4P: >>540
You're reading way too much into it.
548 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:10:22 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>535
You really need to go out more and jack off in front of women or something to get used to being around them, dude.
549 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:10:34 ID:i/rkqjAF: "This anime sure has a lot of love scenes."
↓
"Let's film our own then."
550 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:10:46 ID:VFs+BWqf: Whoa, whoa, doesn't he realize what an amazing situation he's in?
551 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:10:50 ID:N6B2GnsZ: Yeah, who cares about entrance exams? All I care about right now is Molesterwww
552 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:16 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Sigh... I should be studying for entrance exams too... ('A`)
553 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:21 ID:ayvn0x+x: Ugh!
554 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:23 ID:nBgMD5y+: Did you see her two watermelons when you glanced at her? You can tell me.
Did youーーーーーー?
555 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 00:11:30 ID:Z/rcZE+U: +　　　+
　 ∩＿∩ 　+
　（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・）　ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
　（0ﾟつ旦O +
　と＿_）__）　+
556 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:32 ID:YUJmpBBd: I'm studying for entrance exams too. Actually, mine are in three days and I just wasted an entire day on Molester Manw
557 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:32 ID:KVORh+vg: >>551
Congratulations, you passed the NEET test!
558 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:39 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: I'm so glad I didn't know about 2ch when I was preparing for entrance exams.
From the bottom of my heart.
559 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:45 ID:qlW+McVx: Whoawwww I have an entrance exam todaywwwww
560 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:46 ID:VFs+BWqf: I'm starting to get pissed at OP for some reason!
It's not because I'm envious or something!
561 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:47 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>555
GJ.
562 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:49 ID:i/rkqjAF: So many people studying for entrance exams here.
563 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:11:53 ID:WuG56WEj: (*´σｰ｀)
564 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:11:56 ID:DJtzAj4P: How come Molester doesn't even realize what kind of situation he's in? He's all alone with a girl in a locked room!
565 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:12:01 ID:OHOnsYLn: Soon enough, this week's episode of SEED was over. In the end, I wasn't able to focus on the episode at all.
Oh well, I record every episode anyway, so I'll just rewatch it when I'm home...

But as soon as the ED ended, without paying attention to the preview of the next episode, Loli said

"Ah, Mr. Molester, do you mind if I quickly take a shower?"
"Huh? No. Go ahead."

tap tap tap
With light footsteps, Loli Jugs headed to the bathroom.

Is this for real?
566 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:12 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>551
>Yeah, who cares about entrance exams? All I care about right now is Molesterwww

This is a pretty crazy post if you take it out of context.
567 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:16 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>558
I couldn't agree more.
568 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:21 ID:9I+//tJi: Molester: "That was another great Gundam episode."
Loli: "It was amazing how they can cut through everything with a beam saber."
Molester: "My beam saber is ready anytime!!!"
569 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:22 ID:vFXnLHrJ: It's here*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*!!!!!
570 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:23 ID:rg5/77zz: >>565
It's here―━―━―━―(゜∀゜)―━―━―━―!!!!!
571 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:25 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>565
It's here━━( ´∀‘)･ω･) ﾟДﾟ)･∀･)￣ｰ￣)´＿ゝ‘)‘Д´)－＿－)冫､ )ﾉД‘)＝ﾟωﾟ)━━!!!
572 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:29 ID:YT0aIUKG: >>548
I feel called out. I fapped in front of a woman while she licked my nipples because I couldn't cum the normal way...
573 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:30 ID:OFQN+FwH: I can't...
I'm so sleepy...
I love you...
I love you guys...
I love you all...
574 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:34 ID:i/rkqjAF: It's here━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( 　ﾟ)━(　　)━(　　)━(ﾟ　)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!!!
575 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:34 ID:urhiyfRA: It's today's main event━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!!!
576 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:36 ID:eVXg3pVr: It's the shower scene━━━━━━＼(ﾟ∀ﾟ)／━━━━━━ !!!!!
577 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:39 ID:kJ6CAmnp: This came out of nowhere!

I mean　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　/＼　　　　　　　 /＼
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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　丿　::.__　　.:::::::::::::　 __　 ::::ヽ_
　It's here　　　　　　　　　　／　／。ヽ_ヽｖ /:　／。ヽ　 ::::::ヽ
　-┼-　　　丿~~~|　　　　　/　／￣￣√_＿＿丶￣￣＼　 ::::|　　　　　　　　　　 ■　■
　-┼-　　 /~~~~/ ━━━ |　.::::::::::　/ / ｔｰｰｰ|ヽ　　　　 ..::::: ::|━━━━━━　　▼　▼
　　.|　　　　　丿　　　　　|　.:::::.　　..:　|　　　　|ヽ　　　　　 ::|　　　　　　　　　　●　●
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|　:::　　　　| |⊂ニヽ| |　　　　　　:::::|　＼
　　　　　　　　　　　／／|　:　　　　| |　 |:::T::::|　!　　　　　 .::|　＼　＼＼
　　　　　　　　　　　／　／＼:　　　　ﾄ--^^^^^┤　　　　　丿＼＼＼　＼＼＼
578 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:41 ID:KVORh+vg: Loli:

"Mr. Molester, did you know that the G in Gundam stands for G-spot?"
579 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:42 ID:WuG56WEj: >>565
If you recorded the damn episode, why did you make such a big fuss about watching it live!?wwwwwwwwwwwww
580 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:43 ID:RIe6Lw7b: How many inches was her TV?
581 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:44 ID:0tDPF8S/: Whoa, whoa, I didn't expect to see so many students prepping for entrance exams herew
Actually, I'm one too.
582 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:47 ID:uiUWsocs: While she was in the shower, you were jacking off when you posted here, weren't you?
583 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:47 ID:Bwt54Se4: >>565
Whoawwwwwwwww I went from half-erect to rock hardwwwwwwww
584 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:51 ID:4bceQlRw: It's here━━(━(━(-( ( ('A`) ) )-)━)━) ━━ !!!!!
585 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:12:55 ID:8/YVjTNg: What's with this sudden turn of events!?
586 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:01 ID:Ao5Ga3JW: >>565
It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
587 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:03 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>578
Whoa, I'm gonna start watching Gundam starting tomorrow toowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
588 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:11 ID:VFpSkgPZ: >>564
Of course he's aware of it. That's why he said "Is she asking for it?"
589 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:14 ID:r6IcnLF2: We're finally at the part where he posted in the thread yesterday.
590 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:15 ID:+ARL+h9f: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
591 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:16 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>565
Dude, you had recorded the episode!!?
592 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:18 ID:YUJmpBBd: It's here━━━ヽ(∀ﾟ )人(ﾟ∀ﾟ)人( ﾟ∀)人(∀ﾟ )人(ﾟ∀ﾟ)人( ﾟ∀)ﾉ━━━ !!!

And 2ch gets really slow all of a sudden. Figures.
593 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:18 ID:DM5rHBpI: >>565
It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━!!!!!
594 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:18 ID:9I+//tJi: Depending on the the way you look at it, it's like she only thinks of you as a friend or something.
595 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:34 ID:WSIgfRoC: Alright, time to pull down my pantswwwwwww My underwear toowwwwwwwwww Whoawwwwwwww
596 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:41 ID:+ARL+h9f: If you recorded it, why did you want to watch it so bad...
597 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:41 ID:KVORh+vg: It...(-＿-)It(＿- )It!(-　　)It's!(　　　)It's here(.　　ﾟ)It's here!(　ﾟ∀)It's here!!( ﾟ∀ﾟ )It's here━━━

>entrance exams
You all passed the NEET test.
598 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:46 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>595
Post pics.
599 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:49 ID:VFs+BWqf: >>565
It's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
600 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:49 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>565
Finally the shower scene.
601 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:50 ID:Z9eH9u4G: The Gundam part was shorter than I expectedwww
602 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:50 ID:+sIYOfbm: Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
fsdf:;lfor real!?wwwwwwwww
603 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:57 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>578
Then that makes Mobile Fighter G Gundam...... Nah, let's not go there.
604 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:58 ID:ayvn0x+x: Do not fret!
This is nothing! I made it through the final "Train Man" bombing the day before my entrance exam!
605 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:13:59 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: Well, I happen to be studying for entrance exams too.
Oh shit, I have an university interview tomorrowwwwwww
606 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:10 ID:RWjO/V2g: Hmmm?
This is how the shower scene happened?
If it's like this, I seriously doubt they had seicross.
607 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 00:14:11 ID:Z/rcZE+U: 　 Come here
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608 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:12 ID:Bwt54Se4: I hope you crouched in front of the bathroom door and peekedwwwwww Okwwwwwwww
609 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:25 ID:RIe6Lw7b: Describe the layout of her room!!
610 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:26 ID:VFs+BWqf: I'm getting hard.
611 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:28 ID:4G2QtfNQ: I have a test tomorrow.
612 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:33 ID:oUkmD3rX: Isn't he just feeling relieved because he knows he's not part of the ABC love triangle?
613 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:37 ID:9I+//tJi: >>605
That's really bad!! Go to bed!!
614 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:42 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: I'm getting wet.
615 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:40 ID:WSltLQ5R: The time has finally come, huh?
616 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:43 ID:VFpSkgPZ: Could it be that he didn't talk more about the Gundam episode because losing his virginity made him lose interest in stuff like that?wwwwwwwww Drop deadwwwwwwwwwww
617 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:43 ID:r6IcnLF2: Why is this thread full of people studying for entrance exams?w
Plus, most of them seem to be ones with recommendations too.
618 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:58 ID:WuG56WEj: >>608
Okwwwwwwwwwwww My asswwwwwwwwww Okwwwwwwwwwwwww
619 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:14:58 ID:8Nqo/3QI: Famista AA
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620 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:01 ID:LHWD8hqB: I hope he didn't scour her room for her underwear while she was taking a shower.
621 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:04 ID:urhiyfRA: I can only imagine the things Molester must have done while she was in the shower.
622 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:06 ID:4bceQlRw: There's no way I'll get admitted to Tokyo University. Discuss.
623 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:14 ID:fZyW5ENR: It's here━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
624 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:15 ID:MLg3LVC7: Here we go!
Excluding all live watch threads:
1. [Single guys] Hypocrisy is better than not doing anything. Discuss. (542/1001) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
2. [VIP] I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22 (524/548) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
3. [Finding a job] EZ!TV part 2 (508/969) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
Date: Mon Nov 29 00:12:28 JST 2004
625 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:18 ID:eVXg3pVr: I have entrance exams coming up too.
626 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:23 ID:VFs+BWqf: Brb jerking off.
627 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:29 ID:v6/bnPRO: Holy shit!
Shit is going down in all kinds of threads right now!
I wish I could read them all at the same time!
628 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:33 ID:i/rkqjAF: I have the whole day off tomorrow. I win.
I can stay up and read this thread for as long as I want tonightwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwww
629 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:34 ID:pHg4/a0F: We're almost at the scene we've all been waiting for!!
630 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:34 ID:vFXnLHrJ: I'm one of the losers who were playing video games the day before the national center test.
631 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:38 ID:kJ6CAmnp: So, did you watch Cardcaptor Sakura?
632 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:42 ID:ayvn0x+x: >>622 I think it's great that you tried in the first place. Discuss.
633 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:48 ID:RWjO/V2g: Is it too early to take off my underwear?
634 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:52 ID:+ARL+h9f: Molester Man, you're planning on keeping us awake all night, huh?
635 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:56 ID:Z9eH9u4G: I, for one, am not preparing for any entrance exams.
636 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:59 ID:Bwt54Se4: >>624
Whoawwwwww This thread is going placeswwwwwwww
wwwwwwww I hope whoever went around linking to this thread kills himselfwwwwwww
637 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:15:59 ID:dSO/3r78: >>616
He talked more than enough about Gundam!
638 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:16:06 ID:N6B2GnsZ: I said I'm studying for entrance exams, but I'm in second year of high school, so I still have time.
But since I'm aiming for Tokyo University, I should be focusing on studying all day everyday.

Anyways, did you do it or not, OP?
639 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:16:19 ID:P5qNE6Y2: Like I said, she's most likely going to come out of the shower, return his shirt to him and then tell him the truth about the ABC story.
640 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:16:37 ID:RIe6Lw7b: ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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What's the layout of her room like?
641 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:16:39 ID:OHOnsYLn: I was in a state of panic.
This is yakui! Really yakui!! The turning point of my life!! What should I do, what should I do...
"Have a quick wank first?"
I said out loud while pulling down my pants (I'm not joking).

But my mind went blank soon after.
I was all alone, locked up in a room, completely surrounded by a steel frame and concrete, without anyone to ask for help.
No one to ask for help..................

Oh right! I do have friends! Thousands of reassuring friends who'd do anything for shits and giggles!!
Come on!! i-mona!!!!!!!!
642 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:16:42 ID:DJtzAj4P: >>638
I hate to break it to you, but you being on 2ch right now is a red flag...
643 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:16:58 ID:+sIYOfbm: I'm so sleepywwwwwwwww
644 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:09 ID:kJ6CAmnp: I bet she'll come out of the shower with only Molester's shirt onwwwwwwwwwww Okwwwwwwwwww
645 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:11 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: It's i-mona━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
646 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:13 ID:9I+//tJi: Oh, it's finally timewwwwwwww
647 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:17 ID:WuG56WEj: >>641
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwww
He's going to masturbate in a woman's apartmentwwwwwwwwww Okwwwwwwwwwww
648 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:22 ID:Bwt54Se4: >>641
Whoawwwwwwwww
649 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:24 ID:dSO/3r78: >>638
Get off 2ch and do some studying instead.
650 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:25 ID:+ARL+h9f: >I said out loud while pulling down my pants (I'm not joking).

VIP QUALITY
651 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:27 ID:4G2QtfNQ: I mean, iMona is really good.
652 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:31 ID:tHCDh01u: He means us!
653 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:33 ID:KVORh+vg: >>641
We'll always be on your side, Molester!

So please introduce me to the girls. ('A`)
654 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:33 ID:r6IcnLF2: It's an idiotーーー
655 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:36 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>641
Don't pull your pants down!
656 : Molester Man ◆FYqCqElfAk : 04/11/29 00:17:37 ID:iWvgMLFx: Let me post a little something I found in her room.

ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1594.jpg
657 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:17:45 ID:8/YVjTNg: >>641
THAT'S HENTAI
658 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:03 ID:Z9eH9u4G: So that's when you made that post?wwwww
Whoawwwwww
659 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:08 ID:i/rkqjAF: On an unrelated note, I feel like the last time I heard the word "yakui" was when Yakumo from 3×3 EYES said it.
660 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:09 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>641
You wanted our advice so bad and you made posts like that...?
661 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:15 ID:Bwt54Se4: >>641
Pulling down your pants in a girl's room is already too valuable an experience for youwww
662 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:16 ID:VFs+BWqf: >>641　You're a man among men if you pull off having a wank there.
663 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:22 ID:KVORh+vg: >>656
Impostors go to━━━━||Φ|(|´|Д|`|)|Φ||━━━━jail!
664 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:18:23 ID:DJtzAj4P: >>656
That's from the little sister thread.
665 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:26 ID:9I+//tJi: >>656

That pic is from when that guy got caught fapping by his little sister YOYOYOYOYOYOYO!
666 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:26 ID:8/YVjTNg: >>656
That's the panties pic from the little sister thread.
667 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:29 ID:xwArnOC9: Whoawww Lightsaber unleashedwwww
668 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:33 ID:vFXnLHrJ: Loli comes out of the shower
　　　　　　↓
She's not wearing anything besides the shirt he lent her for some reason
　　　　　　↓
"Let me... give it back to you."
　　　　　　↓
(*ﾟ∀ﾟ)=3 huff puff
669 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:36 ID:kJ6CAmnp: i-mona
I'll try it out tomorrow.
670 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:44 ID:E29sZVG4: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
671 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:48 ID:Bwt54Se4: >>656
I can't see it.
672 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:51 ID:r6IcnLF2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Molester just turned into an actual criminal. Discuss.
673 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:18:56 ID:rmHn/pdk: Pantieswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
674 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:09 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>664-666
Uh-oh, you saw through me.
675 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:14 ID:KqwZ3wkz: VIP QUALITY! Yeeehaaawww!
676 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:19:15 ID:DJtzAj4P: >>672
・・・・・・・・・
677 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:17 ID:9I+//tJi: >>671

656 Name: Molester Man ◆FYqCqElfAk [] Date: 04/11/29(Mon) 00:17:37 ID:iWvgMLFx
Let me post a little something I found in her room.

ttp://vipper.zive.net/vip/img/vip1594.jpg
678 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:18 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>656
You fucking...
What kind of panties are those though?
I've never seen ones like that.
679 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:28 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>668
You're genius.
680 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:28 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>672
You're getting trolled, idiot.
681 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:29 ID:ayvn0x+x: VIPPER <<All units, don't let FYqCqElfAk get away.>>
682 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:31 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>672 can't even tell the difference between the real Molester and an impostor. Discuss.
683 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:32 ID:tHCDh01u: How can you guys instantly tell they're the panties from the little sister thread!?
You guys are amazingwwwww
684 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:33 ID:Z9eH9u4G: >>656
I think we broke the site for a few seconds therewww
685 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:35 ID:ippBXsMU: Look closely at the tripcode.
686 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:40 ID:eVXg3pVr: Panties?
687 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:19:56 ID:KVORh+vg: >>672
You're being trolled. Discuss.　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　There's nothing to discuss.
688 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:20:07 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: Loli will come out sooooooooonnnn
689 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:20:10 ID:nBgMD5y+: >>685
Wow, Molester Man! He does something we never could without blinking!
What a guy!

But he's becoming increasingly true to his name. Discuss.
690 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:20:13 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>668
Someone posted the same thing yesterday. Was that you too?
691 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:20:26 ID:VFpSkgPZ: >>668
That's what I predicted yesterday!!!!!!1111
692 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:20:27 ID:VFs+BWqf: >>641 But you touched yourself a little, didn't you?
693 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:20:32 ID:YT0aIUKG: Are you the real Mr. Santa!?
694 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:20:49 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>690
>>691
695 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:20:52 ID:9I+//tJi: >>683
I've been conditioned to subconsciously click on every thread that contains "little sister" in the title.
696 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:20:57 ID:+ARL+h9f: >>668

You're a genius.
697 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:21:06 ID:dSO/3r78: STOP BLUEBALLING USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
698 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:21:21 ID:OHOnsYLn: And so I asked my reliable friends for their reliable advice.
Though, since I was using my cell phone, I couldn't even follow the thread like I could on a PC.

But I did see a lot of posts with "Kansai".

That's right... What am I even thinking... The one I like is Kansai, right?
What am I getting a hard-on in a room alone with another girl for...?
Just when I was about to regain my resolve, I caught sight of a post that said

"I bet her boyfriend does the maintenance on her bike."
699 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:21:24 ID:8/YVjTNg: >>691 >>692 >>694
Your IDs are kinda similar.
700 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:21:35 ID:KVORh+vg: Loli:

"Mr. Molester, don't you think that Christmas and clitoris have the same ring to them?"
701 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:21:46 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>698
His resolution is waveringｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰｰ!!!
702 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:21:46 ID:YUJmpBBd: Honestly though, I really need to start cramming for exams. Discuss.
703 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:21:51 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>698
NOoooooOooooooooo
704 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:21:53 ID:c5kWFhIE: >>698
Are you still going through puberty or something?
705 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:02 ID:mCrTeyRm: He's blaming it on someone else―――――――（゜Ｖﾟ）―――――――！
706 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:02 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>698
I knew you'd use that as your excuse.
707 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:03 ID:kJ6CAmnp: >>698
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoawwwwww
708 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:03 ID:P5qNE6Y2: If nothing happened after all this, then Loli must be a you-know-what.
709 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:03 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: >>698
That right there is what pisses me off about him.
710 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:07 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>698
We're getting to the most important part━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━!!!!!
You do know that that's just baseless conjecture, right?
711 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:08 ID:dSO/3r78: >>704
I laughed.
712 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:15 ID:9I+//tJi: >>698
NOooOoooooooooooooooooooooo
713 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:27 ID:i/rkqjAF: You fucked up━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( 　ﾟ)━(　　)━(　　)━(ﾟ　)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!!!
714 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:28 ID:uiUWsocs: That's all it took to shake your resolve?
715 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:31 ID:iWvgMLFx: I knew it. It's the VIPPERs' fault again.
716 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:33 ID:KVORh+vg: >>698
　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Do it! Do it!
　⊂彡
717 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:36 ID:KqwZ3wkz: He found an excuse!
718 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:41 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>698
From now on, this incident shall be known as the iMona tragedy.
719 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:49 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>698
>"I bet her boyfriend does the maintenance on her bike."

I don't think Kansai is the type to tell lies...
Ah, no, sorry. The exact same type of girl as Kansai once lied to me about not having a boyfriend...
It was such an unpleasant memory that I had repressed it... orz
720 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:50 ID:YT0aIUKG: When you give in to lust and then start blaming it on Kansai.
721 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:54 ID:Z9eH9u4G: Does that one post make
Loli ＞ Kansai
or what?
722 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:22:55 ID:Bwt54Se4: >>698
'`,､'`,､('∀`) '`,､'`,､
723 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:23:03 ID:kJ6CAmnp: The bike maintenance post...

The guy who posted it said that he regretted posting it.
724 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:23:03 ID:dSO/3r78: Guys! There's no point telling Molester to stop now! It's yesterday's news!
725 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:23:04 ID:E29sZVG4: Might as well switch routes to Loli at this point.
726 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 00:23:13 ID:Z/rcZE+U: His desire to lose his virginity ＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ His feelings for Kansai
727 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:23:17 ID:DJtzAj4P: Guys like this always do it, only to regret it afterwards and get all depressed over it.
728 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:23:32 ID:i/rkqjAF: My sides are in orbit!
729 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:23:45 ID:tHCDh01u: Seicross if possible!!!
Seicross if possible!!!
730 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:23:50 ID:wkFQEf7C: >>724
That's right! It's the day after the fair!!
731 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:23:51 ID:+ARL+h9f: I bet he did it. I can smell it.
732 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:23:53 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>727
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!!
733 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:23:56 ID:VFs+BWqf: Well, you can take care of Loli's maintenance then.
734 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:03 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>698
Dude, Kansai told you herself that she doesn't have a boyfriend...
And here you are getting all insecurew
735 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:05 ID:KVORh+vg: If you went into the bathroom after her, you'd be a god.

No, on second thought, I guess you'd just be a molester.
736 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:06 ID:urhiyfRA: Comedy is all about range and versatility.
737 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:08 ID:WuG56WEj: Don't you normally get your bike maintenance done at the dealer?
738 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:17 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>731
Sorrywwwwwwww That's mewwwwwwww I'm sweating like hellwwwww
739 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:18 ID:Vq/PVx26: And this is how people end up choosing momentary pleasure over things important to them.
740 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:24:29 ID:OHOnsYLn: Instantly, all the things Kansai said played back in my head.
On a completely unrelated note, the English word
"playback"
has an incredibly lewd ring to it, don't you think?

In any case, some of the things she said were definitely suspicious.
She rarely mentions her family and she made it sound like someone else was in charge of the maintenance on her bike.
"I don't do maintenance on the bike, I just ride itw"
I bet you ride guys too, you easy rider!!

But you're the one I like, you idiot!!
741 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:37 ID:YT0aIUKG: >>724
Spilled milk!
742 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:42 ID:wkFQEf7C: I'll only say this because the thread's going so fast right now!
743 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:49 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Whoawwwwwwwwwww
744 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:49 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>723
Yeah, I think he later said that he too lets the dealer do the maintenancew
745 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:51 ID:i/rkqjAF: Climbing the stairway of adulthood, you are still

↓
746 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:52 ID:rW6a+kH0: Ohh?
747 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:56 ID:Ao5Ga3JW: Don't tell me... you really...
748 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:24:57 ID:KqwZ3wkz: This is a disaster...

＿|￣|Σ＝･∵．○ 　let's gooo
749 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:03 ID:+ARL+h9f: >>738
It's you!? Okwwwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwww
750 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:21 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>But you're the one I like, you idiot!!

This is VIP QUALITY after all.
751 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:18 ID:DM5rHBpI: >>740
GJ
Stay true to Kansai to the end!
752 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:35 ID:Bwt54Se4: >>740
You little... Hahaha
753 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:37 ID:kJ6CAmnp: We're witnessing a historic moment right now.
754 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:40 ID:uiUWsocs: I'd definitely go for Kansai... I feel like we'd get along well.
755 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:44 ID:CAv8dhMu: It's our fault again!? (# ﾟДﾟ) Again!?
756 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:45 ID:KVORh+vg: Huh? So he didn't do it? (´・ω・｀)
757 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:49 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: In b4 he's like
"Oops, I did it."
758 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:54 ID:iWvgMLFx: But in the end, he'll give in to temptation, won't he?
759 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:25:56 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>740
His heart loves Kansai,
but his body loves Loli, huh?

I wish I had two girls to choose from too!!
760 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:09 ID:Bwt54Se4: He's making posts with 7, 8 lines now.
761 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:09 ID:dSO/3r78: But that's how it often goes in real life.
I bet I too won't be able to go out with the girl I like and will instead get stuck with some girl who's more in my league. ('A`)
762 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:11 ID:YT0aIUKG: It's all because I didn't believe in Molester! Please forgive meeeee!
763 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:15 ID:P5qNE6Y2: Molester, I for one have always believed in you.
764 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:17 ID:wodBhdzg: >>742
Then say something!
765 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:19 ID:9I+//tJi: 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　／　￣￣￣￣＼
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766 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:20 ID:VFpSkgPZ: The Murakami Naoki of VIP.
767 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:21 ID:ZpqVDNiI: No way. Did you actually do it?
768 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:25 ID:YUJmpBBd: Fuck it.
Just post what happened so we can use it as fap material.
769 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:26 ID:Ru7PvnVT: Whoa, whoa, we might have to start the next thread soon. Are we gonna be alright?
770 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:28 ID:ayvn0x+x: We don't have much ammo left! Only 230 left!
771 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:30 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>759
And his soul loves Miss Understanding.
772 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:35 ID:4G2QtfNQ: It's about time to start the next thread.
773 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:40 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>740
>"playback"
>has an incredibly lewd ring to it, don't you think?

Molester's English level is incredibly low. Discuss.
774 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:26:58 ID:+ARL+h9f: Damn, the thread is fast right now.
775 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:04 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Upham! Uphaaam!
776 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:08 ID:rW6a+kH0: Since the thread's going so fast, should we start the next thread at 850?
777 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:08 ID:dSO/3r78: Should I start it?
778 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:10 ID:Bwt54Se4: I'll only say this because the thread is going so fast right now.

We're at the best part right now, but my girlfriend keeps telling me to wash rice and won't shut up about it.
779 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:15 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: Oh crap, I need to go take a shit.
780 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:19 ID:Vq/PVx26: Your heart says yes, huh!?
But your body says no, huh!?
781 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:20 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>766
In b4 it was all just a dream━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━!!!!
782 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:20 ID:N6B2GnsZ: The bikes outside are so fucking loud.
Just you wait until I become a government official, you punks.
783 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:26 ID:wrw/IBb/: So why did she take a shower in the first place?
784 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:32 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>777
Please.
785 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:32 ID:8/YVjTNg: Isn't it about time we used this thread?

I got totally mistaken for a molester part 19
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101517358/
786 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:33 ID:yYo8LAt0: Genshiken ended just now.
787 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:34 ID:KVORh+vg: Alright! Someone please start the next thread!

What about me, you ask? I'm too busy coming up with the next joke to make everyone laugh!
788 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:34 ID:RIe6Lw7b: ▼・【∧】・▼
789 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:35 ID:9I+//tJi: We have to make sure we don't start duplicate threads this time!!!!

>>802 should start the next thread!
790 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:27:38 ID:VFs+BWqf: >>766 The author of Norwegian Wood?
791 : 777 : 04/11/29 00:27:59 ID:dSO/3r78: Is it okay if I start it?
792 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:00 ID:ayvn0x+x: >>783
Drinking hot tea and taking a suggestive shower. It's like that.
793 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:18 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Angel　　　　　　Loli

Kansai　　　　　Devil
794 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:18 ID:i/rkqjAF: Brb taking a shower too!!1111
795 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:21 ID:nBgMD5y+: I'm starving...
Please hurry up...
796 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:23 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>777
Go ahead.
797 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:28:28 ID:OHOnsYLn: I was in a half-dazed state.
Before I noticed, my penis had gone limp too.

It makes sense... She's a pretty, sociable university student... There's no way she doesn't have a boyfriend...
I'm such an idiot... Just because she kept me company that night, I got all carried away...
Hehehe. Come on, laugh. Kill me, kill me already!! On second thought, I'm scared of dying, so please don't kill me!!
But then again, I don't think anything good will ever happen to me, so insta-kill me in my sleep!!
Ah, wait, but when you get killed or commit suicide, you probably don't get to go to heaven, do you?
............as I thought, the best way to go out is by getting struck by lightning...............

I was super depressed.
More than super depressed.
Of course, she has a boyfriend.
After all, she's a cute girl.
798 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:34 ID:rW6a+kH0: ID:dSO/3r78 seems to be ID:RMCLSO1d. Discuss.
799 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:37 ID:VqVtLcim: 　　　　　,一-、
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　　　　■■-っ　＜　See you after the commercial break.
　　　　´∀｀/ 　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
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800 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:39 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>785
We should reuse this one first.
801 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:57 ID:dLs6BUlP: >>766
Tokyo Daigaku Monogatari, huh?
802 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:28:59 ID:wkFQEf7C: Imagine we suddenly got a timeskip
and the report continued with him smoking in bed with Loli lying next to him, I'd lose my shit.
803 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:04 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>793
It's the other way round in my opinion. And I happen to find the devil more attractive.
804 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:06 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Come back, Molester!!!!!!!!!
805 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:19 ID:RIe6Lw7b: ▼・【∧】・▼
806 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:22 ID:uiUWsocs: What do you mean, she has to have a boyfriend because she's cute?w
807 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:23 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Next thread:
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101517358/l50

Is this our final answer?
808 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:40 ID:VFs+BWqf: Are otaku girls even this bold?
Like, do they seduce guys and stuff?
809 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:42 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>797
So when she said she was calling her parents that night,
she was actually calling her boyfriend, huh...
810 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:44 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>778
Better switch to rinse-free rice from now on.
811 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:48 ID:p9Eu5QWa: >>766
Ah, what was it again?
Wasn't the final twist that the main protag was just fantasizing everything?
812 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:29:49 ID:DJtzAj4P: Commercial breaks are so annoying.
813 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:50 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>797
You idiot━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━!!!!!
You're such an... you're such an idiot!!｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
814 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:57 ID:urhiyfRA: Everything's gonna go downhill from here, isn't it?
815 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:02 ID:rW6a+kH0: Maybe she's one of those inexperienced girls who are desperate for some action.
816 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:06 ID:YT0aIUKG: I knew you would do it and then blame it on Kansai!
817 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:13 ID:kJ6CAmnp: This is 22. Do we really want to go back to 19?
818 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:20 ID:+ARL+h9f: His dick will recover the moment he sees Loli coming out of the bathroom. Discuss.
819 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:23 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>802
I immediately imagined a middle-aged man and a hooker lying next to each other. I watched too many steamy Tuesday TV shows.
820 : 777 : 04/11/29 00:30:24 ID:dSO/3r78: >>800
Sorry. I already started it.

I got totally mistaken for a molester part 23
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101655768/
821 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:25 ID:qlW+McVx: >>797 Is this from The Ping Pong Club?
822 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:26 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>807
Let's just hope 777 reads this in time...
823 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:39 ID:VFs+BWqf: >>809 Dude, don't say stuff like that now!
He's seriously on the fence right now!

I had the exact same thought though.
824 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:49 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>808
I used to think that otaku are so much into anime that they're not interested in real seicross,

but I've changed my mind after reading Pork Cutlet's threads......
825 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:51 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>1
Premature ejaculator.
826 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:11 ID:rW6a+kH0: But what if Girl A is Kansai...
827 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:46 ID:wkFQEf7C: >>826
You're sharp.
828 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:52 ID:i/rkqjAF: 　　DADDY COOL
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829 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:54 ID:xwArnOC9: >>817
If I could, I'd go back to being 19 in a heartbeat...
830 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:58 ID:KqwZ3wkz: >>820
So, which one are we using? Make up your minds.
831 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:32:01 ID:KVORh+vg: Is the Girl A, Guy B, Girl C story a foreshadowing or not?
832 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:32:03 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>820
Whoops.

Well,
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 19
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101517358/
can be the next thread and
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 23
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101655768/
can be the one after that. Is this our final answer?
833 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:32:09 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>826
Yeah...
At the very least, Guy B has to be Molester.
834 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:32:17 ID:RIe6Lw7b: Loli was quiet when they were watching Gundam, right?

It's probably because she was thinking about what to do next.
835 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:32:21 ID:Bwt54Se4: Hey! Hurry the fuck up! I have to go in 5 minutes!!
836 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:32:27 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>826
Uhh, from the description, doesn't Girl A seem more like Miss Understanding?
I don't think Kansai is the type to ask another girl for love advice.
837 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:32:33 ID:+ARL+h9f: I need sleep!
838 : !base : 04/11/29 00:32:36 ID:0qodN3El: Finally got around to reading the description in the OP.
839 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:32:53 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>829
I would too, my friend... orz
840 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:33:00 ID:OHOnsYLn: I was still half in a daze,
when the water stopped running in the bathroom.
Just when I'd told you guys what was happening!!

ker-chak

Let me explain!!
In most apartments, you go into a corridor, then through a washroom, where you can wash your face and get changed, and finally get to the bathroom,
but in her apartment, you immediately get the washroom and bathroom in one room.

And so, when the door opened halfway, a bunch of steam entered and Loli's naked arm came into sight, slightly red from taking a bath...
841 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:19 ID:KqwZ3wkz: It's a pair of freshly-bathed jugs!
842 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:22 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>840
I've taken off my underpants.
843 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:23 ID:rW6a+kH0: Wait, wasn't it Loli who told Kansai that Miss Understanding isn't interested in Molester as a man?
844 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:24 ID:yYo8LAt0: A night at 19 when someone stole my bike and raced off on it
845 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:25 ID:8/YVjTNg: My dick is getting erect.
846 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:25 ID:9I+//tJi: It's here━─━─━─(ﾟ∀ﾟ(((((((( ；ﾟДﾟ))))))) shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake
847 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:25 ID:kJ6CAmnp: It's here!!!
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848 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:29 ID:Bwt54Se4: >>840
Whoawwwwwww It's herewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
849 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:31 ID:5NRnUWSq: (*´д｀*) pant pant pant pant
850 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:32 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
851 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:33:38 ID:DJtzAj4P: >>840
I'm nervous...
852 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:38 ID:4G2QtfNQ: It's here!
853 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:40 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>840
Whoawww My dick is about to explodewww
854 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:43 ID:r6IcnLF2: Come on.
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 19
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101517358/
Why revive this super old thread?
Let's just use
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 23
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101655768/
instead.
855 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:44 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>840
(*´Д｀) pant pant PANT PANT PANT PANT PAANT PAANT PAAANT PAAANT
856 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:48 ID:LHWD8hqB: 　　　 _ 　∩
　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　She's naked! Naked!
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857 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:52 ID:urhiyfRA: OHO!
858 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:53 ID:5NRnUWSq: That made me pre-cum.
859 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:56 ID:WSltLQ5R: >>840
I came...
860 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:57 ID:uiUWsocs: In b4 rape!
861 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:00 ID:KVORh+vg: It's here!
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862 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:05 ID:2V2rlYvh: 　　　　　　　　　／￣￣￣￣＼
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863 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:06 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>840
C-C-C-Can I take off my underwear n-n-now!? Hnngh!
864 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:08 ID:eGFzwxb4: Look how fast everyone reacted to his postw
865 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:14 ID:9I+//tJi: She's asking for it no matter how you look at it.
866 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:26 ID:Vq/PVx26: It's finally here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━━!!!!!
The time has come and so has my little Johnny!!!
867 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:29 ID:+ARL+h9f: Boner bump!
868 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:32 ID:YT0aIUKG: We're nearing the end.
869 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:32 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: Don't get your hopes up though. Remember his post about her getting changed into something.
870 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:33 ID:iWvgMLFx: 　 _ 　∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
871 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:36 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Yakui! My heart can't take thiswwwwwwwwwwwww
872 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:37 ID:ayvn0x+x: <<He's comin'! He's comin'!!>>
Or rather, it should be
<<She's comin'! She's comin'!!>>
873 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:40 ID:vFXnLHrJ: It's here*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･゜(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*!!!!!
874 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:43 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>840
Wow, Loli is so aggressive!!!!
Alright, I've made up my mind too!!!
875 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:43 ID:Bwt54Se4: Whoawwwwwww I wish I could take off my pants right nowwwwwwwwwww
876 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:45 ID:c5kWFhIE: My prediction is that it'll take 2, 3 more posts before we get to the action.
877 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:53 ID:wkFQEf7C: I'm just going to leave this here...

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　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
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878 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:54 ID:RWjO/V2g: 　 _, ._ ∩
(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
　⊂彡
879 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:55 ID:KVORh+vg: When he lowered his gaze from her naked arm, he saw something long and thick. Something he was all too familiar with...
880 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:58 ID:wodBhdzg: It's erect!
It's erect now!
881 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:34:59 ID:T2FnjIJ4: She's going to ask him if he can get her a fresh pair of panties────(ﾟ∀ﾟ)────!!
882 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:01 ID:8/YVjTNg: Loli: "Excuse me, could you please hand me a towel?"
883 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:06 ID:WSIgfRoC: T-T-Time to take off my pantswwwwwwwwwww
884 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:07 ID:WuG56WEj: >>840
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M HARDwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
885 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:09 ID:RWjO/V2g: 　 _, ._ ∩
(　ﾟДﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
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886 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 00:35:10 ID:Z/rcZE+U: IT'S HERE nida
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887 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:10 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Did you see her jugs?
888 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:17 ID:iWvgMLFx: 　　－＝≡　　　　 _　_　∩
　－＝≡　　　　(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Tits! Tits!
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889 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:20 ID:N6B2GnsZ: Reverse rape?
890 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:21 ID:P5qNE6Y2: I bet 300,000,000,000 wrenches that Loli is just a natural airhead and isn't doing this intentionally.
891 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:21 ID:MLg3LVC7: We're losing.
Excluding all live watch threads:
1. [Noob questions] Random answers to random questions 12225 (755/497) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
2. [VIP] I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22 (573/692) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
3. [Celebrity] ■ 11/28 ■ Because you're with me. Yaguchi Mari ■ Part1 ■ (537/1001) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
Date: Mon Nov 29 00:32:13 JST 2004
892 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:22 ID:QCRlcOsN: Wait, don't tell me...
893 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:24 ID:RWjO/V2g: ∩∩_, ,_　_, ,_∩∩
ミミ(Д´≡｀Д)彡　Tits! Tits! Tits!
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894 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:26 ID:ippBXsMU: Whoa, no way I can go to bed now!
895 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:30 ID:tslfgoIB: Yakui! It's getting hot in here!
896 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:33 ID:rW6a+kH0: IIRC, he posted that she put on clothes after this.
897 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:34 ID:Ao5Ga3JW: 　　　　　　　　　 .＿＿＿＿　clack clack clack clack clack clack
　　　　　　　／　　／　｜|　　　∧＿∧ 　KEKEHAHYA! HAFUHAHYA
　　　　　　　　|￣￣ |　　 .|｜　　（ﾟ∀ﾟ　） HYAHYAHYAHA!! HAHYAHYA!
　　　　　　　＼￣＼　｜|￢⊂⊂　　　） HYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
　　　　　　　 |二二二二|二二二」
898 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:36 ID:yYo8LAt0: I'm absolutely certain that Loli rubbed one out in the bath.
899 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:48 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Even so, Molester didn't do it.
900 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:51 ID:VFs+BWqf: Will Loli ask him to get clothes for her or something?
901 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:35:57 ID:+ARL+h9f: ∩∩_, ,_　_, ,_∩∩
ミミ(Д´≡｀Д)彡　Tits! Tits! Tits!
　ミ⊃⊃⊂⊂彡
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　　しつJ
902 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:08 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: >Loli's naked arm came into sight, slightly red from taking a bath...
　　　　~~~~~~
903 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:09 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>900
You're sharp!
904 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:13 ID:VFpSkgPZ: So we can safely assume that Molester is a good-looking lad, right?
905 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:13 ID:rW6a+kH0: Loli will ask him if he wants to take a shower with her.
906 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:13 ID:iWvgMLFx: 　　　　　　　　　＼＼　 Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!　／／
　　　　　　　　　　　＼＼　 Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!　／／

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907 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:17 ID:wkFQEf7C: In b4 she chugs a glass of milk and lets her towel fall to the ground.
908 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:21 ID:KVORh+vg: ﾟ　･｡　ﾟ･　｡　　･｡　　　ﾟ･　｡　　･｡　ﾟ･　｡　　･｡ﾟ　･｡　ﾟ･　｡　　･｡　　　ﾟ･　｡　　･｡　ﾟ･　｡　　･｡
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909 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:23 ID:jcLEbRq/: ∩∩_, ,_　_, ,_∩∩
ミミ(Д´≡｀Д)彡　Tits! Tits! Tits!
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910 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:36:24 ID:OHOnsYLn: "Excuse me, could you please hand me a towel?"
"What?!"

It was so unexpected I stood right up and so did my little one.
For now, I just did as I was told and handed her one of the towels hanging to dry, and that was that.

I wanted to take a whiff but cheers to me for controlling myself.
Then I had to make the first big decision of the day!!

1. Stare at Loli when she comes out (probably wrapped in a bath towel).
2. Stare at the wall behind me and ignore her completely.
911 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:37 ID:pHg4/a0F: This is where the real fun begins!!
Whose prediction will turn out to be true......? Or will something happen that none of us predicted!!?
912 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:43 ID:nnbAYHWX: Okay, I'm back from my shift and finally caught up with the thread...
913 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:44 ID:2V2rlYvh: T-T-T-T-TTTTTTTAKE A SHOWER TOGETHER!!!!!!!!???
914 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:50 ID:eVXg3pVr: It's here━━━( ´∀`)･ω･) ﾟДﾟ)ﾟ∀ﾟ）･∀･)￣ー￣)´_ゝ`)－＿)ﾟ∋ﾟ)´Д｀)ﾟーﾟ)━━━!!!!
915 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:55 ID:ayvn0x+x: <<Shoot! Shoot!>>
916 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:58 ID:n0HKZOo3: Loli: Could you please help me put baby powder under my boobs?
917 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:01 ID:KqwZ3wkz: The correct answer was "towel".
918 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:03 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: >>882
No way!!
919 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:05 ID:WuG56WEj: >>910
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
920 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:06 ID:VFs+BWqf: No, no. It should be
Loli: "I think I'm going to throw up......"
921 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:07 ID:+ARL+h9f: ○
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922 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:07 ID:p9Eu5QWa: >>910
This is a lot more normal than I expectedw
923 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:11 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>910
It's the correct answer━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
924 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:19 ID:iWvgMLFx: 　　　　　　Tits!　　　　　　　　　Tits!
Tits!　　　　　　　　Tits!
　　　Tits!　　　　　　Tits!
　　　　　((∩　　　　　∩))
Tits!　　　　(∩_, ,_　　　_, ,_∩))　　　　Tits!
　　　　((⊂　((Д´；≡；｀Д))ﾉ∩))
　　　　　　　((⊂ l⌒i　 /　⊃))　　　　Tits!
　　　　　((⊂　　（＿） )　　))　∪))
Tits!　　　　((＿((（＿)))＿)))
925 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:20 ID:LHWD8hqB: >>910
I'd like 1 please.
926 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:25 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>912
Your ID almost says YHWH. Almost.
927 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:26 ID:8/YVjTNg: My prediction came true. Discuss.
928 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:26 ID:jcLEbRq/: >>900
>>900
929 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:26 ID:oUkmD3rX: I can't figure Loli out. What's with this woman?
930 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:37:26 ID:DJtzAj4P: Shit, she's asking for a towel. Let's hope for the towel drop route...
931 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:29 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>882
Were you in the room or something?
932 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:31 ID:N6B2GnsZ: Towel...
933 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:32 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>910
Admit it. You peeked, didn't you?www
934 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:34 ID:YT0aIUKG: Quit drrrrragging it out so much!
935 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:37 ID:KVORh+vg: >>910
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936 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:40 ID:Ru7PvnVT: TOWEL NOooooooooooOOOOO
937 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:42 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>910
What's big about that decision!?
Stare straight at her!!
Stare holes into her!!
938 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:43 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>910
Towel!?
Get a towel for me!?

I wish a girl would say that to me!!!!
939 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:37:43 ID:dSO/3r78: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

A situation like out of a script! A molester in his natural habitat!
SHIT! DICK!
940 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:02 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Yeah, no, she's definitely asking for it.
It'd be a miracle if he didn't do it after all this.
941 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:04 ID:PjVuOgKt: Oh shiiiiiiit
942 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:05 ID:VFs+BWqf: >>882 was right.
943 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:07 ID:MLg3LVC7: ┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬;;;;┬;;;;; ┴,;;;┴┬┴┬┴┬┴┬┴
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┬┴┬┴┬┴|l　　　'''~￣''''　...|┬┴┬┴┬┴┴┬
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944 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:12 ID:vFXnLHrJ: It's a moe event━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━!!!!
945 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:10 ID:QCRlcOsN: 3. Post pics
946 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:20 ID:rW6a+kH0: Even so, Molester chooses Kansai!!
947 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:21 ID:0tDPF8S/: Loli (*´д｀*) pant pant pant pant
948 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:21 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>926
I get PTSD when I see anything related to Jehovah... Please don't remind me...
949 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:23 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: ba-dump
950 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:28 ID:ayvn0x+x: FOX-2！FOX-2！
951 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:31 ID:WuG56WEj: WHOAwwwwwwwwwwwwwww LETSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOwwwww
952 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:34 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>940
He'd be a god if he didn't do it. A mortal human being couldn't resist the temptation.
953 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:37 ID:wkFQEf7C: >>945
Seconded.
954 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:37 ID:eGFzwxb4: If Loli isn't doing this on purpose, then she must be mentally handicapped or something.
955 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:42 ID:jcLEbRq/: >>948
Please elaborate.
956 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:46 ID:WSIgfRoC: Wooohoooowwwwwwwwwwwww
957 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:49 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>948
Jehovah's witness found.
958 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:53 ID:urhiyfRA: You, just do it.
959 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:55 ID:kJ6CAmnp: asdfghjkl;
960 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:38:55 ID:i/rkqjAF: He better not say at the end of his report that Loli is sleeping next to him or something like that.
961 : You can easily tell a VIPPER by their behavior ◆QKO2OCjVyc : 04/11/29 00:39:05 ID:DJtzAj4P: Is it just me or did this suddenly turn into a stereotypical romcom manga?
962 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:09 ID:VFs+BWqf: If he didn't do anything, we can say beyond the shadow of a doubt that he's gay.
963 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:10 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>940
But Loli Jugs seems a little crazy to me and you don't stick your dick in crazy.

At least, that's what I want to believe since I'm still hoping for a Kansai end.
964 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:12 ID:KVORh+vg: He's a homo if he didn't do it.
965 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:15 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>948
Let me guess. Is it HOS?
966 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:20 ID:VFpSkgPZ: Normally, you put your towel somewhere where you can reach it easily.
But she purposely made Molester get it for her. It's so obvious that she's asking for it!!!!!111
967 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:25 ID:Z/rcZE+U: >>948
Please elaborate.
968 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:28 ID:P5qNE6Y2: Maybe Loli is just a natural airhead.
969 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:28 ID:VqVtLcim: Loli knows how close Molester and Kansai are and yet she's trying so hard to seduce him... He better not let her efforts go to waste...
970 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:29 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>957
Like I said, don't remind me.
>>955
Now? Really?w
971 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:34 ID:ZpqVDNiI: If this is 1000, Molester did it with Loli.
972 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:40 ID:i/rkqjAF: Allahu akbar.
973 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:45 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>958
Why is Johnny here?
974 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:49 ID:pHg4/a0F: What if Loli plays eroge too
and is trying to act them out in real life... Woohoo!!
975 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:55 ID:RWjO/V2g: If this is 1000, we'll get the Kansai END!
976 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:55 ID:uiUWsocs: Fu～jiko-chaa～n!
977 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:39:58 ID:eVXg3pVr: >>882 is a genius.
978 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:05 ID:ayvn0x+x: >>958
George Kawaguchi?
979 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:15 ID:tHCDh01u: If this is 1000, Loli is lewd.
980 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:17 ID:KqwZ3wkz: The woman living upstairs just started having seicross. Discuss.
981 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 00:40:18 ID:OHOnsYLn: She came out before I could weigh my options.

"I'll have a look."
But by the time the thought crossed my mind, I was already looking.
Her cleavage was boldly peeking out from the towel wrapped around her bust.
Though it wasn't relevant to my interests at all, the sheer sight made me gasp.
Not that it matters, but don't you think that the sight of a woman with wet hair is extremely lewd? Especially when her hair is wet and messy.

"Ah... Uh..."
is all I could say. So lame.

"Hey! Mister!! Don't stare so muchw"
she said cheerfully, before she pulled a smoked-glass sliding door shut,
separating the kitchen and bathroom part of the apartment from the room I was in.
982 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:19 ID:i/rkqjAF: It's a former Jehovah's witness━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( 　ﾟ)━(　　)━(　　)━(ﾟ　)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!!!？
983 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:20 ID:RWjO/V2g: If this is 1000, he'll end up with Kansai!
984 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:23 ID:2V2rlYvh: If this is 1000, Loli turns out to be guy.
985 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:28 ID:KVORh+vg: If this is 1000, Kansai and I will have a chance encounter.
986 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:29 ID:kJ6CAmnp: The one who gets 1000 will become the next Molester.
987 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:30 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>965
You watched it too, huh?w
>>967
Stop reminding mew
988 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:30 ID:jcLEbRq/: >>970
If anything, you should elaborate now because the thread is so fast right now.
989 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:34 ID:4G2QtfNQ: If this is 1000, they had seicross.
990 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:35 ID:nBgMD5y+: >>958
Are you Mr. Johnny?
991 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:41 ID:+ARL+h9f: ○
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992 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:41 ID:yYo8LAt0: If this is 1000, Kansai is sleeping next to me.
993 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:43 ID:9I+//tJi: If this is 1000, Loli will post here!
994 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:43 ID:dSO/3r78: If this is 1000, Molester will post pics of Loli's jugs.
995 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:45 ID:tslfgoIB: If this is 1000, we will get the Glasses end.
996 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:46 ID:1XC+MfJQ: If this is 1000, I too will get to know a girl with jugs.
997 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:46 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: If this is 1000, Molester and I will become best friends.
998 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:47 ID:RWjO/V2g: If this is 1000, he'll end up with Kansai!
999 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:49 ID:MLg3LVC7: 1000!
1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:40:49 ID:Z9eH9u4G: If this is 1000, Loli and Molester had seicross.
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