I got totally mistaken for a molester part 23

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I got totally mistaken for a molester part 23

1 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:29:28 ID:dSO/3r78: 1 Name: VIPPER Date: 04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
　　　　　Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
　　　　　The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
　　　　　And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one.

It all started with this...

Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 21
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101586387/

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※ >>950 starts the next thread.
※ No fighting among VIPPERs allowed.

There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403
2 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:45 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: Fuck yeah, it's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!
3 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:46 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>1
Whoawwwww Thankswwwww
4 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:50 ID:2V2rlYvh: 2 GET
5 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:30:52 ID:wkFQEf7C: >>1
Crab paste.
6 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:02 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>1
Crabs.
7 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:08 ID:KVORh+vg: >>1
Glasses.
8 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:11 ID:9I+//tJi: Thanks.

It'd be nice if we could reuse this thread later, but then the part number would be wrong...
9 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:17 ID:MLg3LVC7: >>1
Crab you very much.
10 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:24 ID:+ARL+h9f: OKwwwwww
11 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:34 ID:VFs+BWqf: Thanks.
12 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:31:41 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>1
Crab pilaf!!
13 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:32:07 ID:VFs+BWqf: Now all that's missing is Molester Man!
14 : 1 : 04/11/29 00:32:22 ID:dSO/3r78: I forgot to update the link to the previous thread.

I got totally mistaken for a molester part 22
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101649243/

Sorry. ('A`)
15 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 00:32:48 ID:Z/rcZE+U: +　　　+
　 ∩＿∩ 　+
　（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・）　ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
　（0ﾟつ旦O +
　と＿_）__）　+
16 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:33:43 ID:MLg3LVC7: >>15
Where were you?
17 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:36:35 ID:ippBXsMU: Pork Cutlet is backーーーーー
18 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:07 ID:9I+//tJi: 1000 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/29(Mon) 00:40:49 ID:Z9eH9u4G
If this is 1000, Loli and Molester had seicross.
1000 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/29(Mon) 00:40:49 ID:Z9eH9u4G
If this is 1000, Loli and Molester had seicross.
1000 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/29(Mon) 00:40:49 ID:Z9eH9u4G
If this is 1000, Loli and Molester had seicross.
1000 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/29(Mon) 00:40:49 ID:Z9eH9u4G
If this is 1000, Loli and Molester had seicross.

Ahhhhhhh..................
19 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:07 ID:Ru7PvnVT: Everyone's migrating to the next thread.
20 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:15 ID:WuG56WEj: At this rate, they're never going to have seicrossssssssssssssssssswwwwwwwwwwwwww
21 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:17 ID:+ARL+h9f: 1000 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/29(Mon) 00:40:49 ID:Z9eH9u4G
If this is 1000, Loli and Molester had seicross.
22 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:20 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Is this the right thread?
23 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:30 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>18
This is not a good sign...｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
24 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:42 ID:ayvn0x+x: Lock and load! Fire!!
25 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:47 ID:i/rkqjAF: 1000 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/29(Mon) 00:40:49 ID:Z9eH9u4G
If this is 1000, Loli and Molester had seicross.
26 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:53 ID:VqVtLcim: This has to be the next thread.
27 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:58 ID:kJ6CAmnp: 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 _,.－' "´￣￣￣￣｀ `￢- ､
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28 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:41:59 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>18
Damn youuuuuu!!!
29 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:01 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>a smoked-glass sliding door

what is this I don't even
30 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 00:42:06 ID:Z/rcZE+U: ＜"Hey! Mister!! Don't stare so muchw"
＜she said cheerfully, before she pulled a smoked-glass sliding door shut,
separating the kitchen and bathroom part of the apartment from the room I was in.

Lmao.
31 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:07 ID:KVORh+vg: 1000 Name:VIPPER[sage] Date:04/11/29(Mon) 00:40:49 ID:Z9eH9u4G
If this is 1000, Loli and Molester had seicross.
32 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:07 ID:vFXnLHrJ: Don't stare so much? Don't give me that crap, biiiiiiiiitch!
33 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:09 ID:pHg4/a0F: Is it normal to come out of the bathroom in a bath towel when you have a guy friend over???

Nay, I say!!!!!!
34 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:16 ID:P5qNE6Y2: So this is the next thread?

Summary up to this point:
- Loli is a natural airhead
- No seicross yet
35 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:16 ID:VFs+BWqf: Are they gonna do it or not!?
36 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:18 ID:ayvn0x+x: No, instead of doing it with Loli now, he should go for the Shulaba-La-Bamba instead.
37 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:23 ID:xOUs05Kx: Is this the next thread?
38 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:25 ID:WuG56WEj: (*´σｰ｀)
39 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:31 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Honestly, he should have posted that last one here in the new thread.

Don't be so desperate for the 1000 GET. （ ´_ゝ｀）
40 : Matatabi Pokke ◆CAT//d2lZo : 04/11/29 00:42:35 ID:/UXJKzGp: When I saw this thread on the front page, I didn't expect this━━━━━(´･∀･`)━━━━━!!!!
41 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:36 ID:p9Eu5QWa: ↓ Hey! Mister!! Don't stare so muchw
42 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:45 ID:0tDPF8S/: The other thread is the new thread. If Molester says it's that thread, it's that thread.
43 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:47 ID:Z9eH9u4G: If I'd known my post would be the 1000 GET, I would have posted something different.
Damn it...
44 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:48 ID:+ARL+h9f: むU
　|￣|＿
45 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:52 ID:i/rkqjAF: I recommend Nagisa from Pretty Cure to you guys. She's a member of the seicross club too.
46 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:53 ID:VFs+BWqf: Let me go to bed ffs!
47 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:55 ID:pHg4/a0F: Molester has already moved to the other thread.

Everyone hurry up and move there!!
48 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:57 ID:rW6a+kH0: Molester seems to have decided to recycle the other thread. Please switch threads asap.
49 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:42:57 ID:wkFQEf7C: Even if this isn't the new thread, I shall not move an inch from here!!
50 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:43:02 ID:Vq/PVx26: Even after all this, I still refuse to abandon hope because I know that Molester loves Kansai.
Isn't that right, Molester!?
51 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:43:03 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Eh... I was just joking when I made the bath towel post...
To think she'd actually do it... EHHHHhHhHHH
52 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:43:10 ID:VqVtLcim: This thread will be used after the other one.
53 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:43:13 ID:WSIgfRoC: I wonder what Loli will be wearing, when she comes out, if anything at all... (*´д｀*) pant pant
54 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:43:14 ID:5NRnUWSq: Where is that other thread you guys keep talking about!!?
Help, I already pulled down my underwear!!
55 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:43:20 ID:jcLEbRq/: Maybe they didn't have seicross because Molester absolutely sucked at it?
56 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:43:39 ID:6xX+AqdV: He's in the other threadww
57 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:43:47 ID:QCRlcOsN: Looks like this one is for later.
58 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:44:15 ID:CAv8dhMu: You can't really blame him for thinking that she's trying to seduce him.
59 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:44:33 ID:5NRnUWSq: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 19
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101517358/

We're using this one, huh...
60 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:45:11 ID:9I+//tJi: Molester just posted in the other one.
61 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:46:31 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>59
Thx.
Switching to the other thread now.
62 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 00:46:48 ID:pHg4/a0F: Come on, guys.
It's confusing if you keep posting in both threadsww
63 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:01:11 ID:VFs+BWqf: We got some new weirdo over in the other thread.
64 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:32:14 ID:nnbAYHWX: At this pace, it's only a matter of minutes before this thread gets bombed nextw
65 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:36:19 ID:iWvgMLFx: I'll leave this template here before this thread gets used, so feel free to use it.

"Do you have a porn flick with this situation?" I asked at the video rental store,
but the clerk with the unshaven face placed his hands on my shoulders with a wide grin and said "Go home."
66 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:12 ID:3oewhgRb: I'm leveling in DQ while lurking in this thread. I'm living the life right now.
67 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:25 ID:9I+//tJi: In the end, he didn't do it, huh?
68 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:37 ID:Ru7PvnVT: The previous thread has been bombed to pieces. This is going to be part 24.
69 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:38 ID:2V2rlYvh: No wayーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!
70 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:39 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
71 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:41 ID:WuG56WEj: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
HUH??????????????????????
DO IT FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
72 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:45 ID:p9Eu5QWa: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
73 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:49 ID:iWvgMLFx: What a shame that he didn't do it. I'd posted >>65 at the perfect time too.
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75 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:50 ID:nnbAYHWX: Ahh... LOLwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
76 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:55 ID:Vq/PVx26: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT MOLESTER! I KNEW IT!!!
77 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:55 ID:5NRnUWSq: Dude, what are you doing? What was the point of calling in sick at work?wwsww
78 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:38:57 ID:8/YVjTNg: You disgrace of a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
79 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:01 ID:jcLEbRq/: Molester is a god amongst menwwwwwwwwww
80 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:05 ID:KVORh+vg: And you call yourself a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

I feel so bad for Loli.
81 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:05 ID:oUkmD3rX: What is wrong with you?
You just locked yourself out of all routes.
82 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:05 ID:QCRlcOsN: On to the Kansai route we go...
83 : !base : 04/11/29 01:39:07 ID:0qodN3El: Has no one ever taught you that nice guys finish last?
84 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:11 ID:MLg3LVC7: >>74
You prepared an AA for this too? lol
85 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:13 ID:rW6a+kH0: So what happened then? There's more, isn't there?
86 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:14 ID:c5kWFhIE: Damn. I'm not a virgin, but I just completely lost to Molester as a man.
87 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:15 ID:dSO/3r78: >>Molester
Dude! What you just did might have broken all flags!
88 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:15 ID:F232B305: Whoawwwwwwwwwww Seriously?wwwwwww
89 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:17 ID:VFpSkgPZ: I don't know why, but I have this hunch that he's just messing with us when he says he didn't do it...
90 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:18 ID:xBO8s2eO: MOLESTER GOOD JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB
91 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:18 ID:i/rkqjAF: You there with the dedicated 2ch browser! Don't close this thread yet!
92 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:21 ID:urhiyfRA: No one here expects you to act like the good guy!
93 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:24 ID:/zhIlLp8: Molester confirmed to be a virgin forever!
94 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:24 ID:KqwZ3wkz: >>968 of previous thread
You're the coolest! Color me impressed!
95 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:27 ID:PjVuOgKt: EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHwwwwwwwwwwwww
96 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:32 ID:r6IcnLF2: Molester, you're seriously the best!
I was right to believe in you!
97 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:36 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>91
Why not?
98 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:36 ID:65b7Pziu: Why would you not do it?wwwwwwwwwwww
What did you take the day off for?wwwwwwwwwwwww

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
99 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:39 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Huh??? Dude... You're going to stay a virgin forever...
What is wrong with you? Oh man, you'll never see Loli again.
100 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:40 ID:IuVM0wUh: What a dick move.
101 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:42 ID:YYyJAvNa: 　　　 Do it
にｱ　Don't do it
102 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:45 ID:YT0aIUKG: This is why I love you, man.

But my dick thinks you're a fucking idiot.
103 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:45 ID:VqVtLcim: Poor Loli...

I bet she immediately called Kansai and told her about it.
104 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:47 ID:Z9eH9u4G: Now imagine it doesn't work out with Kansai either...
OTL
105 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:47 ID:wkFQEf7C: I can't help but feel bad for Loli...

You have to think about how she feels too.

But well, at least you managed to save your chastity for Kansai.
106 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:50 ID:WuG56WEj: I bet she thinks you're a limp dick now.
Or gay.
107 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:50 ID:kJ6CAmnp: m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha m9(＾Д＾) Pfffhahaha
108 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:53 ID:dLs6BUlP: >"It's shameful for a man to reject the advances of a woman..."
>Do people use this saying nowadays?
>I don't know if young people ♂♀ these days do it whenever they can,
>but I get the impression that guys these days are all a bunch of flaccid losers.
>I'm no exception either as I always found that this saying "It's shameful for a man to reject the advances of a woman"
>is asking too much of guys like me. Especially when you get to my age,
>reciprocating a woman's advances is quite a generous act on the man's part.
>A lot of energy and commitment is required, which you'll find gets more difficult the older you get.
>You could say, that energy and commitment is mandatory.
>Get it? MANdatory? Apologies for the bad English pun.
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/finalvent/20041114#p5
109 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:57 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>97
What I'm saying is, keep reading because this isn't over yet.
110 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:39:59 ID:jcLEbRq/: This guy is happy that Molester is still a virgin. ↓
111 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:02 ID:eGFzwxb4: I guess you don't want the thread to end yet, huh, Molester?
Well, alright then, I'll stick with you till the bitter end.
112 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:03 ID:NxfB3uaM: Wow. What a man. I take my hat off to you.

I would try to keep the Loli route just in case if I were you though.
113 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:06 ID:rW6a+kH0: But man, Loli probably cried after he left...
114 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:06 ID:OeILBAy+: Just when I was thinking I want to die, this happens...
115 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:06 ID:oUkmD3rX: After what you did, you can forget about Kansai and Miss Undie too!!
You can't embarrass a woman like that. You can't let a woman go that far only to turn them down.
116 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:13 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>101
ｒｧ　← Use this.
117 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:14 ID:Bwt54Se4: In other words, it wasn't because of Kansai, he just didn't do it because he got cold feetwwwwwwwww
wwww OKwwwwwwwwwwww That's more like Molesterwwwwwwwwww
118 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:15 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>105
I have to agree with you.
119 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:17 ID:2V2rlYvh: I wish I could comfort heartbroken Loli right nowーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!!!!
120 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:20 ID:uJjyHEmh: >Girl A has a crush on guy B, but they're just friends.
>Girl A and girl C are BFFs. Girl A has been asking girl C for advice about guy B a lot lately.
>It was only a matter of time until girl C started hanging out with guy B a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
>Now, what should she do?

A = Kansai　B = Molester　C = Loli
We know this for certain now.
So I guess, in a way, turning her down was the right thing to do!!!???
121 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:22 ID:K3c56rHf: I lost count of how many cigarettes I smoked in the last few hours...
122 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:24 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>965
No, it's Molester we're talking about here. If you don't use a more direct approach like saying "Let's do it." or jumping straight into his arms,
I don't think he'll ever make a move on his own...... So there might be a chance that nothing happened...

I was going to post this, but he had turned her down before I could submit...
123 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:26 ID:F232B305: In the end, he couldn't part with his virginitywwwwwwwwwwwww It's seriously amazing that he didn't do itwww
124 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:27 ID:0qnvSVBd: You should feel bad for Loli who tried so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!
125 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:29 ID:eVXg3pVr: >>110
Cringe.
126 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:34 ID:RWjO/V2g: >>109
Gotcha.
127 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:34 ID:wrw/IBb/: He

　　　　　didn't

　　　　　　　　do it??????????

What are you doing humiliating a woman like that?wwwwwwvwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Molester LOLwwwwwwwwww You're headed straightwwwww for the bad endwwwwwww
128 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:37 ID:TTv3Z16i: EHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ARE YOU STUPID OR WHAT???
LOLI IS MINE THENwwwwwwwwwwww WHOAwwwwwwww
129 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:44 ID:Bwt54Se4: I'm going to bed.
130 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:49 ID:n1+xDcgy: You can't be serious.
131 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:52 ID:vFXnLHrJ: You did well to resist her seduction! I'm super impressed!
Btw, I'm the half-virgin guy from a few threads ago. You have my blessing!
132 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:53 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>120
There's still the possibility that A is Miss Understanding.
133 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:54 ID:Vq/PVx26: From now on, when Molester tackles the Kansai route next,
I swear I shall support Molester with all I have.
134 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:56 ID:uAdAVsoH: "..........................................I won't."
(He really wanted to do it but just didn't know how.)
135 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:58 ID:DH6E1v62: >>Molester

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　
136 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:40:59 ID:iWvgMLFx: All that's left is for Kansai to ask
"What happened between Loli and you?"
　　↓
"It's you I like!"
The End
137 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:05 ID:PjVuOgKt: That was so unexpected it's making me lose my erection.
138 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:06 ID:Ao5Ga3JW: You're a hero. You're a true hero.
139 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:08 ID:9I+//tJi: I'm off to bed.
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141 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:10 ID:ZpqVDNiI: ALL ROUTES ARE IN DANGER RIGHT NOW
I seriously feel bad for Loli... Why did you not do it?
It's okay if you really did it for Kansai, but if you just chickened out,
it's not a good look for you.
142 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:10 ID:Ru7PvnVT: Molester.

You proved yourself as a man. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise...
143 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:15 ID:dSO/3r78: I'm beginning to think, Molester's virginity is actually a cursed equipment and can't be removed.
144 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:22 ID:nnbAYHWX: I found that genuinely moving.

I guess Molester wasn't lying when he said
"Of course, I would." when asked if he would turn Miss Understanding down if she confessed her love to him.
145 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:30 ID:8/YVjTNg: He managed to escape the curves and is now moving on to the next tangent point!
146 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:32 ID:KVORh+vg: What is wrong with you?

Unless she's extremely ugly, you have to hit it in a situation like that.
147 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 01:41:35 ID:OHOnsYLn: And so I turned around and headed home just like that.

Without even looking back, I started walking.
As soon as I heard the door being closed shut behind me......

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M SO FUCKING STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!"!!d
enshioaert4tq34u48ut8ule4tu4etugeashuserpifuw
yaereiyoreeyatttokeyokjishiojgriojchiortj490awtua0ue490!!!

Why the hell!? I might have just wasted the chance of a lifetime!!
iioejchioegtjrijgirhjioshjspr1!!!!!!

I was crouching on the asphalt outside with my head in my hands. (seriously)
148 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:37 ID:i/rkqjAF: I wanted to lose my virginity so bad that I had a slut spread her legs for me, so to someone like me, you're literally Jehovah.
149 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:37 ID:P5qNE6Y2: 　HE HADN'T DONE IT AFTER ALL! DISCUSS!
150 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:51 ID:wkFQEf7C: >>121
Me too, me toowwwwwww My lungswww Helpwwwwww
151 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:57 ID:GGe5zTkt: This doesn't feel like a very realistic turn of events to me...
Do I feel like this because I was never popular with girls?
152 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:41:58 ID:IuVM0wUh: I was 100% sure that every guy would go for it when given the chance, but I guess I was wrong.
153 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:00 ID:zJZvMEax: This is frankly the best outcome for us VIPPERs.
154 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:01 ID:F232B305: Loli must have e-mailed Kansai and the others about how she's about to do it with Molester.
This is either going to lead to a huge fight or to Kansai having a better opinion of Molester.
155 : !base : 04/11/29 01:42:02 ID:0qodN3El: Loli → Reports to Kansai that she failed to seduce Molester
　　　　　　　　↓
Kansai's affection points toward Molester go down
　　　　　　　　↓
　　　　　Romance flag deactivated
156 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:03 ID:p9Eu5QWa: >>147
YOU DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
157 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:04 ID:fZyW5ENR: Hahaw I'm literally crying in front of the PC right now. (´Д⊂ sniff
158 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:10 ID:Z9eH9u4G: But you regret it, huh?
159 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:17 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>148
That's normal.
In my case, it was a stranger in a club toilet.
160 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:18 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>147
I take back what I said in >>131 ('A`)
161 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:24 ID:65b7Pziu: Molester, this might not be the end yet...
But let me tell you this.

You showed us

what true VIP QUALITY is!!!!!
162 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:24 ID:tHCDh01u: He went home just like that!!
163 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:30 ID:2V2rlYvh: Life comes at us in waves!! And you just missed the big wave, Molester!! You fucked up!!
164 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:42 ID:r6IcnLF2: Well, I wouldn't have done it either.
165 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:43 ID:DH6E1v62: >>147
(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　

(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?　
166 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:46 ID:VqVtLcim: Apologize like your life depends on it!!!

Loli likes you, Molester!
You should just stay friends with Kansai!!

From your conversations so far, you guys seem more like good friends than anything.
167 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:47 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>147
You did the right thing!! It was the right decision to not do it!!!
Look to the future! Kansai is waiting for you!!
168 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:48 ID:2hWEFvhp: I bet he's just acting like it was because of Kansai when in reality he just couldn't do it.
169 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:48 ID:VFpSkgPZ: I bet he wanted to do it but just didn't how to.

How dare you make a woman go that far and not do it without even offering a single word of apology, you bastard!!!!!!
170 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:42:58 ID:KVORh+vg: I don't think it had anything to do with Kansai. My guess is that he was just too scared to do it.
171 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:02 ID:N7++OFod: Time to go to bed.
172 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:03 ID:/zhIlLp8: No choice but to confess your love to Kansai now.
173 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:05 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Oh, he actually regrets it. or2
174 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:06 ID:rW6a+kH0: In b4 Loli comes running after him.
175 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:16 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Are you out of your mind??? What are you gonna do from now on???
What are you gonna say to Kansai?
You better get back on the Loli route ASAP.
176 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:20 ID:P5qNE6Y2: The Kansai route is still alive, so I'd say it was a pretty good outcome thread-wise.
177 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:22 ID:dSO/3r78: >>170
May.B Cosmetics.
178 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:24 ID:eHjD1cl+: It's not that he managed to resist the temptation.
He was just too pussy to do something.
179 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:26 ID:n0HKZOo3: His shirt, his shirt.
Note how he hasn't gotten his shirt back yet.

Molester is going to go back to her apartment... and then have seicross.
There you go.
180 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:31 ID:3oewhgRb: Whoawwwwwww With this, the Kansai end is confirmedwww OKKKKKKKKKKwww Pffffwwwww
181 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:34 ID:1XC+MfJQ: Well, setting aside whether he should have done it or not, turning her down with just "........................I won't." is way too cruel.
And he didn't say anything after that......　　"I only want to do it with someone I really love." or "I don't want to do it when we're not even dating." or whatever.
There are a million things he could have said. He could have at least tried to explain himself.
182 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:37 ID:2V2rlYvh: 　　BTW WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS SHIRT?
183 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:44 ID:dSO/3r78: >>179
That's it!! ヽ(´∀｀)９ Point!!
184 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:47 ID:wodBhdzg: Molester, now that you've fucked up royally,
I guess you don't really have a choice but to put all your money on the Kansai route!

You said you won't change your mind even if Miss Undie suddenly asks you out, right??
185 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:49 ID:eVXg3pVr: I think we're finished here for now. I'm going to bed.
186 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:50 ID:Ru7PvnVT: My prediction of what's gonna happen:

Loli → Kansai
"I may have failed this time, but I won't lose next time!"

I say, Molester is still headed straight for the harem end. Discuss.
187 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:50 ID:oUkmD3rX: I bet you, Molester cried after he got home.
188 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:50 ID:IuVM0wUh: Molester is going to regret not having hit that.
189 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:43:59 ID:WSIgfRoC: Oh right! I forgot all about the shirtwwwwwwwww
190 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:05 ID:yYo8LAt0: I just downed a shot of whiskey.

I can't read this shit without drinking.
191 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:06 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: >>170
Me too, me too.
But I think he used him being in love with Kansai as an excuse.
192 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:07 ID:+ARL+h9f: I NEED TO GO TO BED ASAP OR I'M IN TROUBLE. DISCUSS.
193 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:07 ID:dldjXF9E: >>147
http://haiiro.info/etc/photo022.jpg
194 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:09 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>179
!!
So there's still hope!
If things don't work out with Kansai, there's still Loli!
195 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:10 ID:F232B305: You could have at least explained yourself after saying you won't do it!
Loli doesn't deserve that kind of treatment!
196 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:11 ID:YT0aIUKG: I'm glad you didn't do it. Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine.
197 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:12 ID:nnbAYHWX: What if this was all an epic troll by Kansai who wrote the scenario and Loli who executed it...
198 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:13 ID:KVORh+vg: Loli is a girl too!
She deserves to be treated with respect too!
199 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:14 ID:dSO/3r78: >>179
Either way, it'll turn out to be a very important item later on.
200 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:14 ID:wkFQEf7C: Okay, Molester.

E-mail Kansai.
ASAP.

Do it.

Or I'm gonna kick your dirty ass all the way back to fucking Alabama!!
201 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:16 ID:8/YVjTNg: The guy who noticed the shirt thing is a genius. It had completely escaped my mind.
202 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:20 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>147
Hey... But which is it?

- You didn't do it because you like Kansai and are seriously planning on going out with her.
- You simply had no clue what to do or you pussied out because you're a virgin.
203 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:32 ID:GGe5zTkt: I'm finally caught up. ヽ(´ー`)ﾉ
204 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:33 ID:Z9eH9u4G: >>179
Now that would be an unexpected twistw
205 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:37 ID:YYyJAvNa: I wonder when Loli fell in love with Molester.
Why don't we all try to figure it out together?
206 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:39 ID:El3EUoTk: Who here had faith in Molester ever since he made that post yesterday when Loli was taking a shower?

ノシ
207 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:40 ID:6C1rCO4S: 　　　THAT　　IS　　MOLESTER　　QUALITY
208 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:41 ID:iWvgMLFx: Loli e-mails Kansai about what happened.
　　↓
Kansai calls Molester to ask "Why did you turn Loli down!?"
　　↓
Molester: "Because I love you!"

Things are going great so far if you ask me.
209 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:12 ID:dSO/3r78: 　　Molester isn't replying to any posts = His report isn't finished
210 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:15 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>208
Agreed.
211 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:19 ID:wrw/IBb/: But to be honest, Loli's advances were too forceful.
It's like she was seducing Molester to rope him into a relationship or something.
She doesn't seem to have that good of a personality.
If worse comes to worst, she might tell Kansai all kinds of made-up bullshit about him.

For example,
"The other day, Mr. Molester came to my place and stayed until nighttime."
Simply by relaying this little fact to Kansai, she could effectively ruin the Kansai route for you......

Godspeed to you, Molester!!!!!
212 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:27 ID:+ARL+h9f: SHIMURA!　THE　SHIRT!　THE　SHIRT!
213 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:28 ID:Vq/PVx26: Now that we all know what happened, can we slowly wrap this up?
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla is gonna start soon. (´･ω･`)
214 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:30 ID:2V2rlYvh: Ahh, I wish I could sit at a heated table with Loli and play DQ together. orz
215 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:42 ID:pHg4/a0F: No, he would have had to either assault her or woo her to have seicross with her.

And Molester just didn't have the balls to do either, right?
The way Loli was acting, I doubt I would have tried anything either...
216 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:43 ID:uAdAVsoH: >>193
I haven't seen that one in ages. LOL
217 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:44 ID:JxE6T2u6: Let me sum it up.

　　- Molester really likes Kansai
　　- It seemed like Loli was trying to seduce him, but we still don't know if she's just a natural airhead
　　- Loli is head over heels for Molester
　　- Kansai most likely has a boyfriend

What will your next move be?
218 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:45 ID:KVORh+vg: Kansai route → Start preparing to confess your love to her right now

Loli route → Call her and tell her you like her and want to go out with her

Make up your mind now.
219 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:50 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>209
No,

It's because Molester is crying right now.
220 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:55 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>202
>- You simply had no clue what to do or chickened out because you're a virgin.
100% this.
221 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:45:56 ID:YYyJAvNa: >>208
That's it!!
222 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:00 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Wow, I'm seriously disgusted.
Loli must be crying right now...
You can't pull that shit after peeking through the frosted glass and giving her the impression that you're interested.
223 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:06 ID:WuG56WEj: You know, considering how he tried to peep at Loli's naked body,
I doubt it had anything to do with Kansai. I bet he just got cold feet...
224 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:09 ID:RIe6Lw7b: If this is the end, it doesn't explain why he was so hyper when he arrived this morning.
225 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:13 ID:yYo8LAt0: In b4 Loli calls Kansai and only mentions how he tried to peep while conveniently leaving out the part about her trying to seduce him.
226 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:19 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>217
You're forgetting the ABC story.
It's quite likely that Kansai is A.
227 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:23 ID:n9b8kzi9: Don't worry. In 10 years or so, it'll have turned into a nice memory...
228 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:32 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>215
Most people would have hit that or left before she had to go that far.
229 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:40 ID:rVNKYbfB: YOU FUCKING PUSSYYyyyyyyYYYYyyyYyyyY!!!
230 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:41 ID:urhiyfRA: In b4 Loli calls Kansai and makes it seem like she did it with him.
231 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:42 ID:F232B305: >>215
She literally asked "Aren't you going to do something?"
What else is she supposed to do?
232 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:42 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>217
Hold up!!
I object to the last one!!!
233 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:43 ID:mCrTeyRm: I'm sure Kansai is being considerate of Loli.
234 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:43 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>215
Dude, she sat down at the same heated table as him and she was wearing boxers, for crying out loud.
If it was me, I'd have started fooling around with her.

I'd have moved next to her and started flirting with her.
235 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:45 ID:wkFQEf7C: The biggest thing we got out of this series of events is probably
that we got to hear about the Girl A Guy B Girl C story, am I right?
236 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 01:46:45 ID:OHOnsYLn: What's more, I didn't know the way home...

So I just kept following the road in front of her apartment until I reached a familiar highway and called my part-time job.
Since I couldn't come to work, the guy, who had the previous shift, seemed to be still working in my place.
I felt so bad for him that I told him I'd come after all.

Then I hurried to my part-time job.
When I arrived, the guy, who was working in my place, asked me to take over his next evening shift too.
I quickly agreed to it because I didn't want to have to think about anything.

And so I worked until late at night, came home, watched Pretty Cure, started posting my report, almost fell asleep, worked the evening shift,
came back, continued my report until just now, and now I'm going to watch Fafner!!
237 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:50 ID:9I+//tJi: >>224
Oh yeah, you may be right about that.
238 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:46:52 ID:9WOYhABj: >>212
I forgot about the shirtwwwwwwww
239 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:02 ID:FwUqs/cC: >>222
He went to her place, called in sick at work and even let her take a shower.
240 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:17 ID:x+DqQ1Rv: Ahh!!!!!!
Just when I thought I finally caught up with you...
What the fuck do you think you're doing!!!!???

I'm happy and pissed at the same time!
It's such a complicated feeling.
241 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:22 ID:p9Eu5QWa: >>236
You damn anime otaku!
242 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:22 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>236
Okay, we're done here.
243 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:33 ID:VFpSkgPZ: Listen here! Try to see it from her point of view, you idiot!
You call a guy over, make sure the mood is right and stick close to him at all times because you think he's got the hots for you.
Then you gather all your courage and say "Let's do it." only for him to be like "Eh? I'm not into you like that." with a straight face!!!
What's more, he doesn't say a word after that, you know?? That'd make anyone want to kill themselves!!!!!
244 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:45 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>236
No, you're not going to watch anime yet.
It's feedback time.
245 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:46 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>236
Business as usual, huh...
246 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:51 ID:ZpqVDNiI: >>208
There's no way he could confess his love to Kansai.
I mean, he's already pissing his pants at the thought of it.
I wonder if he'll even get to see her again.
He might be able to get back on the Loli route though.
For example, by telling her he just didn't know what to do because he's a virgin.
247 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:51 ID:8/YVjTNg: This might be a good time to go brush my teeth.
248 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:53 ID:i/rkqjAF: I lol'd so hard I went bald.
249 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:54 ID:7EbNMO4k: Eh? What? Is this the current thread?
Am I caught up?
So is our final answer that he was just too much of a pussy to do something??????
Sorry, but someone please tell me that I'm right.
250 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:56 ID:+ARL+h9f: Alright! I'm going to bed!
251 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:47:57 ID:N6B2GnsZ: What if Loli bought the new DQ just to get him to come to her place?
252 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:01 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>243
I know it's sad, but humans only care about themselves......
253 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:02 ID:4G2QtfNQ: I can finally sleep.
254 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:04 ID:MLg3LVC7: 　　　　Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42

　　　　　　　 ∧∧　　ミ　＿　thud
　　　　　　　 (　　,,)┌─┴┴─┐
　　　　　/ 　　つ　The　End　|
　　　　　～′　/´　└─┬┬─┘
　　　　　　∪ ∪　　　　 ││　_ε３
255 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:18 ID:Z9eH9u4G: I'm not sure how to feel about this...
But he still hasn't gotten his shirt back, right?
As long as she still has his shirt, the Loli route will be alive.
256 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:28 ID:9I+//tJi: Intelligent person　→　Reflects on his actions and prepares for the next time

Virgin　→　Doesn't give a shit and watches anime instead

I guess it all comes down to this, huh......
257 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:30 ID:rW6a+kH0: Did you e-mail Kansai?
258 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:32 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>236
That ended rather abruptly.
Now then, I think it's about time we get serious about the Kansai route.
259 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:33 ID:dSO/3r78: >>243
Yeah, especially since the girl had to make the first move...
By peeking through the smoked glass, he made her think it'll work out, only to reject her right after that.
260 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:34 ID:2V2rlYvh: Hey, Molester! You have to apologize to Loli no matter what!
261 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:37 ID:WuG56WEj: I can't believe he made a younger girl go to such lengths and then didn't even do it.
262 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:39 ID:nnbAYHWX: First of all, post Loli's address. ASAP.
And I'm not trying to get a head start either. Let's all raid her place with crabs and a hot pot set!
263 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:44 ID:n0HKZOo3: THIS　　IS　　SO　　UNSATISFYING
264 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:45 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>251
To be honest, that may very well be, but who knows. Molester should know the answer.
265 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:47 ID:dldjXF9E: Time to sleepーーーーーーーーーーーー!
266 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:49 ID:QCRlcOsN: >>249
You're right.
267 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:49 ID:KVORh+vg: You should decide which route you wanna go for.

If I was you, I'd pick the Loli route in a heartbeat.
268 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:52 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>251
Could be...
269 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:54 ID:wrw/IBb/: Actually,
when you think about it, this incident doesn't really change much.

But you should call or e-mail Loli right now or it will blow up on you.
Now, hurry up and e-mail her!!
270 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:55 ID:jcLEbRq/: >>251
That's quite likely... I feel so bad for Loli.
271 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:48:56 ID:WSltLQ5R: So, does this mean I can put my put my underwear back on?
272 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:49:03 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Okay, Molester. What are you gonna do now?

You do understand that this is no time to be watching Fafner, right?
273 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:49:07 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>246
Honestly, I wouldn't pin my hopes on the Loli route.
When it comes to luck and timing, you can't put it off for later.
You have to seize an opportunity when it presents itself.
274 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:49:09 ID:VqVtLcim: When Kansai finds out that Loli is heartbroken,

she won't be able to say yes when you ask her out, will she?
275 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:49:09 ID:CAv8dhMu: >>251
That's the only possible explanation.
276 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:49:35 ID:oUkmD3rX: Molester!!
Quit watching anime and apologize to Loli!
277 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 01:49:36 ID:8CA9wgSc: Molester, don't kill yourself.
278 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:49:38 ID:rW6a+kH0: For now, e-mail Loli and explain yourself.
Something like "I don't want to become the kind of guy who would do something like that with a girl he's not even dating."
should work as an excuse when you're still in your 20s... I think.
279 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:49:53 ID:1XC+MfJQ: >>251
Nah, that's reaching too far.
280 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:49:54 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>251
Oh god, you're probably right.
281 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:49:57 ID:JxE6T2u6: I　AM　SUDDENLY　STARTING　TO　FEEL　SUPER　BAD　FOR　LOLI
282 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:10 ID:Z9eH9u4G: Is our final answer that the Loli route is dead??
283 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:10 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>266
Thanks.

>Molester
By the way, could you please not recycle old threads like this when the thread's going super fast?
284 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:13 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: Yes! Loli will be mine now!
285 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:14 ID:IuVM0wUh: >>255
It's already dead. If he couldn't do it this time, there's no way he'll be able to do it next time.
Plus, it'll be super awkward when he sees her next time.
286 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:20 ID:WSIgfRoC: E-mail her about your shirt.
287 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:21 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>281
I, for one, feel super bad for Molester though.
288 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:24 ID:Vq/PVx26: I feel bad for Loli too.
So bad that I'd have punched Molester in the face if I'd just been watching from the sidelines.
But there are times when you don't have a choice but to be cruel.
289 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:27 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Hurry up and apologize to Loli already...
Not doing anything isn't even an option. Don't you feel bad at all?
I can't believe you're watching anime at a time like this...
290 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:27 ID:65b7Pziu: Earlier during the report, I couldn't make up my mind,
but now that I've calmed down and done some thinking,
I feel like he should have told Loli about his feelings for Kansai.

The Girl A, Guy B, Girl C story is probably about Molester, Loli and Kansai too...

Is this really a good time to be watching anime...?
291 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:29 ID:i/rkqjAF: Come on, guys, even if he apologized now,

IT　WOULD　BE　WAY　TOO　LATE!
292 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:32 ID:YT0aIUKG: I got a question to those who didn't want him to do it.

Your head might be thinking "Good job!"
but your crotch is going m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha right now, right?
293 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:34 ID:wrw/IBb/: With this, the route to the legendary foursome has been closed off... No, maybe there's still some hopewwwwww
294 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:40 ID:KVORh+vg: First things first, he owes Loli an apology and an explanation.
And her reaction will determine which route to go for.
295 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:42 ID:MLg3LVC7: Overall ranking
1. [TV Channel] MX/tvk/Saitama/Chiba/Tochigi/Gunma Live Watching☆989 (1001/1001) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY

2. [VIP] I got totally mistaken for a molester part 19 (964/1001) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY

3. [TV Channel (educational)] Idea Contest/Technical College Robot Con 2004 National Tournament [Re-up] (883/424) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
4. [TV Channel (Fuji)] "Real Madrid vs. Leverkusen" (775/1001) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
5. [TV Channel (TX)] The Great Horror Family (668/492) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
6. [TV Channel (NHK)] NHK general thread - Let's watch NHK together 24/7! 10940 (656/1001) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
7. [TV Channel] MX/tvk/Saitama/Chiba/Tochigi/Gunma Live Watching☆988 (656/1001) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
8. [TV Channel] MX/tvk/Saitama/Chiba/Tochigi/Gunma Live Watching☆990 (580/172) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
9. [TV Channel (Asahi)] Yabecchi (･∀･) F.C. ~Second Thread~ (579/696) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
10. [Single guys] I keep cumming inside my wife but she doesn't get pregnant. Please help. (578/614) | LINK TO THREAD | PROXY
Date: Mon Nov 29 01:42:45 JST 2004
296 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:43 ID:uAdAVsoH: If Molester hadn't been a virgin, he would have definitely hit that.
He just didn't have enough experience points, he was too low level to handle that situation.

If I was level 3 in DQ and the final boss came to me and asked
"........................wanna fight?"
I too would go
"........................I won't."
297 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:48 ID:Ru7PvnVT: One thing is for certain.

Getting totally mistaken for a molester

obviously changed his life, for better or worse!!
298 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:54 ID:4oV+8oOM: Whatever the case, you should really e-mail Loli right now. Seriously.
Just apologize to her sincerely. The one in >>278 should work.
299 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:50:55 ID:dSO/3r78: How to keep the Loli route alive:

"I didn't know what to do because I'm a virgin."
"I couldn't do anything because I was too nervous."

Say one of these and keep apologizing till she forgives you.
300 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:16 ID:N6B2GnsZ: I bet Loli broke the DQ disc in two. While crying...
I wish I could give her a hug.
301 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:13 ID:YYyJAvNa: Kansai seems like she cares about her friends the most, so even if she had a thing for Molester,
I feel like she'd give up just like that.
In the end, this one mistake might have cost Molester all routes.
302 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:18 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>295
Why is the overall ranking always so full of local UHF channel threads?
303 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:18 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>231
But he had just finished reading that manga and was sitting there doing nothing, right?
You could take what she said as "Aren't you going to read another manga or play a game? It must be boring doing nothing."

As long as there's a 10% chance that she meant something else, I can't do it! I just can't!
304 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:20 ID:ODbTAmhq: I won't tell you to quit writing this bullshit little story of yours, but when someone points out a contradiction,
at least address it!

How come you didn't see her change out of her clothes before she took a shower?

Explain yourself, you bald fuck! You third-rate storyteller!
305 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:23 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>290
She did say it was about a friend at university.
And Loli and Kansai go to the same university...
306 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:28 ID:NxfB3uaM: Returning the shirt was an excuse.
The abc story was a hint.
DQ was to have something to talk to Molester about.

Hats off to Loli.
307 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:41 ID:7EbNMO4k: So, what are you gonna do next?
308 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:42 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>299
Loli: "But I have never done it either...
　　　 I mustered up all my courage just for you, Mr. Molester!"
309 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:46 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: >>296
That's a namara good way to put it. Gotta write that one down.
310 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:49 ID:x+DqQ1Rv: I'd say it's best to just switch to the Kansai route now.
311 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:58 ID:v6/bnPRO: It'll be a disaster if she thinks he can't do it with real-life women and tells the others about it.
312 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:51:58 ID:IuVM0wUh: >>296
Nice analogy you got there.
313 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:52:04 ID:9I+//tJi: Molester is too busy watching an anime right now. Discuss.
314 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:52:23 ID:KVORh+vg: >If Molester hadn't been a virgin, he would have definitely hit that.

This so much.
315 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:52:36 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>309
Yo, Hokkaido bro.
316 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:52:40 ID:ZpqVDNiI: No way in hell is the Kansai route still alive.
After all, she goes to the same university and works at the same restaurant as Loli.
So, what do you wanna do, Molester?
317 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:52:41 ID:rW6a+kH0: Molester, don't tell me you're actually watching anime.
318 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:52:48 ID:wkFQEf7C: Molester... You mustn't run away from reality.

You mustn't run away, you mustn't run away, you mustn't run awa-
319 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:00 ID:Vq/PVx26: Dude, is this really a good time to be watching anime?
Get back here so we can discuss what to do next. Now!
320 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:04 ID:dSO/3r78: Depending on who we go after next, our approach will have to change accordingly too.

Molester, you don't have any time to be watching anime.
321 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:06 ID:YYyJAvNa: >>314
If he wasn't a virgin, he wouldn't have started this thread to begin with.
322 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:09 ID:VqVtLcim: If it's Loli you like, you should just ask her out!!!

Tell her that you wanted to properly ask her out first before doing anything with her!!!!!
323 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:18 ID:wrw/IBb/: Molester seems confused.

Someone please say some nice words to him.
324 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:18 ID:ZpqVDNiI: If he really likes Kansai, he should have told Loli about it yesterday...
325 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:20 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>309
Hokkaido?
326 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:21 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>299
This.
There's no guarantee that it will work though. It could totally backfire.
327 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:22 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>316
He wants to believe in his pure love for Kansai.
328 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:22 ID:r6IcnLF2: Wait a second.

Why is Molester so damn popular with the girls?

Let's discuss this point first.
Especially Loli. I don't remember anything ever happening between them.
329 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:29 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>306
Maybe she went out of her way and asked her otaku friends about Gundam.

Maybe she had to make all kinds of preparations because she is normally not super crazy about anime and video games.
330 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:29 ID:Z9eH9u4G: That's some virgin-level handling there.
331 : !base : 04/11/29 01:53:32 ID:0qodN3El: >>314
It's confirmed then.
332 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:32 ID:5NRnUWSq: Why would you think he likes Loli?ww
333 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:34 ID:IuVM0wUh: You went as far as peeping at her yet refused to do it when she asked for it. I feel nothing but disdain for you.
334 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:36 ID:n9b8kzi9: I don't know, man... Fafner is a pretty good anime, but still...
335 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:38 ID:RIe6Lw7b: Does Loli know that Molester's still a virgin?

After all, the reason he didn't do it doesn't really have anything to do with Kansai...
336 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:46 ID:zSzHPVWn: For now, I just want Molester to hit his head against the corner of a block of tofu and die.
337 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:53:55 ID:P5qNE6Y2: Didn't Loli only do what she did because Christmas is coming up?

She just wanted a boyfriend so she can one-up her friends who don't have one.

Makes it kinda hard to have sympathy for her.
338 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:02 ID:N6B2GnsZ: I bet she thinks you're only interested in 2D now.
339 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:04 ID:9I+//tJi: - He's watching anime.
- He's actually crying.
- He's writing an e-mail.

Gotta be one of these.
340 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:06 ID:vFXnLHrJ: If you're from Hokkaido, raise your hand!
ノ
341 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:09 ID:1XC+MfJQ: I highly doubt that Loli is a virgin.
I seriously hope she's not one, because it'd be really bad if he made a virgin go that far and turned her down.
　　Well, not like we have a way of knowing for sure anyway.
342 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:23 ID:dSO/3r78: In any case, we can't do shit as long as Molester is gone.
343 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:23 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>337
You're smart.
344 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:26 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>328
Maybe he's cute?
345 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:27 ID:KVORh+vg: Here's the thing. The longer it takes for him to apologize, the smaller the chances that she'll forgive him.
346 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:43 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>337
You don't understand a thing about a woman's heart.
347 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:47 ID:oDyI5CRT: Miss Understanding route: No need to even bother trying.
Loli route: Should be easy enough to finish, should you feel like it.
Kansai route: As of now, I'm not even sure it's beatable.
348 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:47 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>337
She only said the Christmas thing to let Molester know that she's not seeing anyone.
349 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:50 ID:i/rkqjAF: ﾉ @ East Hokkaido.
350 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:50 ID:Z9eH9u4G: >>337
If that is true, Loli is a goddamn cocktease.
351 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:54:51 ID:5NRnUWSq: Hey, Molester... Could you answer >>202 please...?
352 : !base : 04/11/29 01:54:59 ID:0qodN3El: Love is all about making mistakes and learning from your mistakes.
HAHAHAHAHA
353 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:03 ID:OuQL/iWQ: I finally caught up!
GJ, Molester! It's so moving how strong your feelings for Kansai are.
If you get turned down by Kansai, don't worry! I shall take it upon myself to pop your cherry!
354 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:06 ID:2V2rlYvh: "I like you (as a friend), Loli, but it all happened so sudden that I got nervous
and ended up saying what I said. I'm sorry."
355 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:08 ID:F232B305: >>303
He was reading Asari-chan when she said
"Normally, a man would do something, right?"
If she meant playing a game or reading another manga, she wouldn't have said "normally".
356 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:23 ID:iWvgMLFx: Guys who agree with >>296 must have all had a similar experience.

Right?
Because I have too. I had times when I thought "I could have done it with her that time... No, I should have done it."
And I didn't make the same mistake the next time. That's how guys learn to pick up girls.
357 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:26 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>347
Kansai is Girl A though.
358 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:27 ID:VqVtLcim: And what happened after that?????

You don't mean that this is the end, right...?
359 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:32 ID:WuG56WEj: >>336
Rofl.
360 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:38 ID:6JlxFTt5: So how do you really feel about all this, Molester?
For starters, please reply to this post.

202 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:44:20 ID:5NRnUWSq
>>147
Hey... But which is it?

- You didn't do it because you like Kansai and are seriously planning on going out with her.
- You simply had no clue what to do or you pussied out because you're a virgin.
361 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:40 ID:KVORh+vg: >>337
A Christmas fling can lead to true love too.
362 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:42 ID:YT0aIUKG: >>337
You're such a romantic.
363 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:55:55 ID:n0HKZOo3: >>353
Please pop mine too while you're at it.
364 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:03 ID:9I+//tJi: >>356
This so much. I too had this one girl I liked and she liked me back, but I just never asked her out for some dumb reason.
365 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:21 ID:Z9eH9u4G: Molester hasn't talked to any of the girls since yesterday, has he?
366 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:23 ID:oUkmD3rX: Molester, don't forget that this whole thing was just a stroke of unexpected luck!

If you want to go after Kansai, you have to act now before they all cut ties with you.
367 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:23 ID:p9Eu5QWa: Molester, come out of hiding!
368 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:27 ID:1XC+MfJQ: I too am interested in what Molester would reply to >>202
369 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:28 ID:i/rkqjAF: Take pics of your little sisters when they're sleeping and post them here!
370 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:29 ID:v6/bnPRO: >>346
Right.
371 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:29 ID:dSO/3r78: He better not be watching anime for real. The people in this thread would lose their shit.
372 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:32 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>353
Post pics first.
373 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:56:44 ID:VFpSkgPZ: Well, it's true that Loli's probably just worried about being alone at Christmas Eve, and I'm not gonna lie, I bet she figured that Molester would be an easy target.
But I still can't get over how much of a pussy Molester is. Taking advantage of Loli to level up as a man before going after Kansai would have been the right thing to do.
374 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:11 ID:KVORh+vg: >>356
I had countless experiences like that.

And I got countless experience points every time.
375 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:16 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>356
Good point.
So it's either
"Shameful is the man who rejects a woman's advances."
or
"He's just a boy."
huh?
376 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:17 ID:IuVM0wUh: >>356
Molester just didn't know better, huh?
Then I'm sorry for being so hard on him.
377 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:19 ID:ZpqVDNiI: I seriously think there's only two things he can write in his e-mail to Loli.
- Admit that he's in love with Kansai (most likely not going to work)
- Admit he's a virgin and was super nervous (most likely going to work)

But it's over if he doesn't do anything.
It's already been a day, it's crazy that he still hasn't done anything...
378 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:22 ID:jcLEbRq/: The VIPPERs are seriously worried about Molester, but Molester is still watching anime. Discuss.
379 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:30 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>373
At the very least,
that's not the right thing to do.
380 : !base : 04/11/29 01:57:33 ID:0qodN3El: >>356
This so much.
There's this cute slut who tried to seduce me once, but I couldn't do anything either...
I wonder if she'll still let me do her when I see her next time.
381 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:36 ID:YT0aIUKG: >>356
I agree with you.
382 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:41 ID:wrw/IBb/: Loli: "That was kind of a shock."

Check your e-mails, maybe you already got an e-mail like thiswwwwww

You can still turn things aroundww Hang in therewwwwwwwww
383 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:42 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>374
So, are you still a virgin?
384 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:42 ID:n9b8kzi9: >>296
I couldn't agree more.
Molester is such an idiot. He made the same exact mistake I made 10 years ago.

Eh? What happened after that, you ask? What do you think happenedasglkjdkjsg
385 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:57:56 ID:9I+//tJi: And Molester still hasn't returned.
If he's not back by 2am, I'm going to bed.
386 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:05 ID:mCrTeyRm: Loli's still so juvenile. In more ways than one.
I bet she makes her girl friends go "(ﾟДﾟ) Huh?" all the time.
It's like she's too influenced by manga and TV soaps or something.
387 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:29 ID:wkFQEf7C: Molester...
You probably won't ever see this post,
but if you don't come out of hiding soon, you'll have no one here who roots for you anymore.
388 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:33 ID:2V2rlYvh: B-B-B-B-B-B-But............!! But...!! But what about his duty as a man.........!!!!
389 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:34 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>374
I got slapped once because I thought I had more experience points than I didw
390 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:34 ID:F232B305: What was once "I want to have seicross if possible" has now turned into "I want to have a love story like Train Man if possible" because our boy has gotten too greedy.
391 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:35 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>373
Once he makes a move on one girl in a clique, won't it automatically ruin his chances with the other girls?
392 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:41 ID:dSO/3r78: I do think Loli is the best fit for Molester personality-wise.
393 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:41 ID:eHjD1cl+: Molester,
remember how you wrote that you would like to have seicross if possible with Miss Understanding, Kansai, and Loli?
394 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:42 ID:KVORh+vg: >>373
No, once he's on the Loli route, there's no need to bother with the Kansai route.
The experience points from the Loli route are meant to be used later on a different woman.
395 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:43 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>356
Look at this guy just casually dropping nuggets of truth like he was Buddha himself or something.
396 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:45 ID:Vq/PVx26: It's weird that Molester still hasn't said a thing.
......did he fall asleep?
397 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:52 ID:rW6a+kH0: Hey, Molester, if you're not interested in Loli, do me a favor and introduce me to her.
398 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:53 ID:RIe6Lw7b: When does this whatchamacallit anime that Molester is watching end?
399 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:58:55 ID:P5qNE6Y2: I want to believe that Molester turned down Loli's seduction attempt because of his feelings for Kansai.
And that it was all a product of Molester's impressive handling skills.
400 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:59:20 ID:i/rkqjAF: You guys should go read a few threads about how guys can misinterpret women's actions on the board for loser men before you post here.
401 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:59:21 ID:5NRnUWSq: Whoawww Holy crapwww

There weren't this many people with this much life experience in the Train Man threads.
Oh well, this is a different board, after all.
402 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:59:24 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: >>397
No, introduce her to me!w
403 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:59:26 ID:WuG56WEj: >>392
That I really agree with.
404 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:59:34 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>398
Isn't he watching a recording?
405 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:59:38 ID:ZpqVDNiI: No, he just pussied out.
He even wrote that he wanted to do it... What are you guys on about...
406 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 01:59:45 ID:Z9eH9u4G: >>391
Definitely.
Otherwise, they'd turn into eskimo sistersw
407 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 01:59:56 ID:8CA9wgSc: >>202
It's obviously the latter.

Molester refuses to come out of lurking. Discuss.
408 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:02 ID:n0HKZOo3: Some people keep saying Loli only did this to have a date on Christmas Eve,
but wasn't it Loli who said so in the first place?
I don't think Loli would have said it if that was really her goal.
Didn't she just say it to catch Molester's interest?

If all she wanted was a Christmas date,
she wouldn't suddenly try to have seicross with him.
409 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:06 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>400
That sounds interesting. Please elaborate.
410 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:12 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>400
You mean like Mole? It wouldn't be fair to bring him upw
411 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:12 ID:CAv8dhMu: >>398
He's watching the recording of a past broadcast.
412 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:15 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>399
I doubt this is how Molester wanted things to play out, but I'd like to believe that he made the right decision this time.
413 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:15 ID:VFpSkgPZ: Come on, I'm sure "dating" isn't even on Molester's mind right now.
But if it's just about sleeping with them, I don't see why he couldn't go for 100% completion.
414 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:20 ID:/zhIlLp8: >>398
It's supposed to end at 2am...
415 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:21 ID:2V2rlYvh: Is Molester e-mailing or on the phone right now?
416 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:22 ID:n9b8kzi9: >>404
It'll end at 2:15.
417 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:25 ID:VqVtLcim: Loli isn't the kind of promiscuous woman you guys are making her out to be!

If anything, she deserves praise for trying so hard.

She even protected Molester's pride.
418 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:25 ID:dSO/3r78: >>407
I bet he's not even lurking.
419 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:26 ID:zEMEmRKK: Yeah, no, you're not a man if you didn't do it after she did all that...
Loli's never going to recover from this.
420 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:32 ID:65b7Pziu: Molester... You better not be watching channel 12 right now... If you are, you're beyond saving...
421 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:39 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>391
No, 100% completion is definitely doable.
But you need nice handling skills and some luck, I'd say.

And I'm sure Molester himself doesn't want to go down the asshole route.
422 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:41 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>355
I'm checking the archive and...... Ah, you're right, he was already reading the next manga.
Umm... Let's see... I still don't think I would have done it...

I can understand why Molester didn't do it. It wasn't really about his feelings for Kansai...
423 : Osai○▼■ ◆n.ef.bYbYo : 04/11/29 02:00:41 ID:MLg3LVC7: I'll be off then. Cheer up, Molester.
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ttp://www.imageranch.com/files/1101431247_debi703.jpg
ttp://www.imageranch.com/files/1101431268_debi704.jpg
424 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:46 ID:Ru7PvnVT: But well, since she has a PS2, she probably likes video games,
so it's not too bad even if she bought DQ just for him.

Unless she borrowed the PS2 from someone...
425 : 416 : 04/11/29 02:00:53 ID:n9b8kzi9: Today's episode started 15 minutes later than usual.
426 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:53 ID:FwUqs/cC: Loli is the type of girl every guy nails and bails.
427 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:00:55 ID:jcLEbRq/: Normally, he always posts something during the commercial breaks.
428 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:01:06 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>409
They're blogpost threads from guys getting seduced in the same aggressive way as Loli did with Molester and fucking it up because they get the wrong idea and end up confessing their love.
I wonder if the threads still exist. It's been a while since I stopped frequenting that board.
429 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:01:10 ID:F232B305: He was simply not mentally prepared to do it with her. Molester couldn't possibly have expected Loli to come at him like that.
430 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:01:14 ID:rNWMhIuT: I guess, Molester has turned into a heated snail again.
431 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:01:14 ID:dLs6BUlP: You want to measure 15 minutes using a 7-minute and 11-minute hourglass.
How do you do it?
432 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:01:25 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>407
I want to hear it from Molester himself...
433 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:01:29 ID:ODbTAmhq: Hey, is it really fun reading third-rate fiction from someone who doesn't even bother to clear up doubts about his authenticity?
Or is this like one of those threads where you have serious discussions about relationships between manga characters?
434 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:01:33 ID:VqVtLcim: Right now, Molester is

must be reading the previous threads.
435 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:01:57 ID:dSO/3r78: >>433
If that's what you think, just stay away from this thread.
436 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:02:00 ID:vFXnLHrJ: Another one showed up━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━!!!!
437 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:02:17 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>434
Molester never reads the previous threads. Discuss.
438 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 02:02:21 ID:8CA9wgSc: >>423
ヽ(`Д´)ﾉBAAWWWWW
439 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:02:29 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>433
Hey, is it really fun going out of your way to ask questions like that?
440 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:02:34 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>400
Loli took a shower, asked him to get her a towel, came out lightly dressed, sat next to him at the heated table,
and then asked him "Normally, a man would do something, right? Aren't you going to do something?"

You're seriously going to act like this is the same thing as those threads?
441 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:02:34 ID:2V2rlYvh: Play along until the end. That is VI-...
442 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:02:37 ID:KVORh+vg: >>431
Measure 18 minutes and then go back in time 3 minutes using a time machine.
443 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:02:40 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>433
If you can't tell a joke from something serious, you're going to have a hard time using the Internet.
444 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:02:58 ID:/zhIlLp8: >>431
15 = 11 + (11 - 7)
445 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:03:02 ID:8/YVjTNg: >>431
Use the 7-minute hourglass twice and then wait 1 minute.
446 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:03:23 ID:VqVtLcim: Right now, Molester is

taking a shower.
447 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:03:24 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Flip both hourglasses at the same time, and when the 7-minute one runs out,
the 11-minute one has exactly 4 more minutes to go. You can figure out the rest on your own.
It's going to be really embarrassing if this is not the right answer.
448 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:03:29 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: I can finally go take a shit and a bath.
449 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:03:47 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>433
That's like talking about how movies are not real while watching a movie.
450 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:03:58 ID:r6IcnLF2: Time to take a bath, I guess.
451 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:03:59 ID:K1FNyOxI: There is no doubt that the ABC story is about Molester and the girls.
We know that B is Molester, but in order to prepare for next time, we need to find out who is A and who is C.
For now, Molester should really do something about Loli.
He should go to Loli's place one more time, ask her why she did what she did, apologize to her, and then have seicross.
452 : 416 : 04/11/29 02:04:02 ID:n9b8kzi9: >>444
Ohh, you're smart.
453 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:07 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>431
Have shadow seicross once.
454 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:09 ID:wkFQEf7C: Has there ever been a time when Molester's next post was more crucial than now?
455 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:11 ID:VFpSkgPZ: >>433
Are you stupid? Do you really think everyone here believes everything he posts?

This is why I can't stand kids.
This is the same kind of stupidity as seeing a magic trick and saying to the magician "That's just fake. The coin didn't really disappear."
456 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:14 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>433
How happy I would be if this turned out to be some dumb troll thread.
I dare you to find me a troll who can keep the gig up this long.

Other than maybe that sister-in-law threadw
457 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:22 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>431
You flip both hourglasses at the same time.
When the 7-minute one runs out, the 11-minute one has 4 minutes worth of sand left.
As soon as the 4 minutes are over, you flip the hourglass and wait another 11 minutes.
458 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:39 ID:A/3tI1hN: Tell Kansai the truth.
Heck, tell her you love her too while you're at it.
459 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:39 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>433
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha!
460 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:41 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Is today's episode longer than usual or something? ('A`)
How much longer until Molester comes back?
461 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:47 ID:oDyI5CRT: His final goal can only be one of the following:
1. Have seicross with Loli
2. Confess his love to Kansai
I don't see any other options for now.
But if it's the latter, we're in for the long haul, guys...
462 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:04:53 ID:Vq/PVx26: >>431
Move 4 minutes worth of sand from the 7-minute hourglass into the 11-minute one.
463 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:05:01 ID:rW6a+kH0: C can only be Loli.
Ask Kansai "Did you get any emails from Loli yesterday?" and if she says yes, A must be Kansai.
If she says no, A must be Miss Understanding.
464 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:05:15 ID:ODbTAmhq: >>439
It's not fun, but still, man,
I wanted him to at least address the doubts.
It pisses me off that he didn't even bother.
465 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:05:18 ID:xwArnOC9: Kansai has a crush on Molester, but they're just friends.
Kansai and Loli are BFFs. Kansai has been asking Loli for advice about Molester a lot lately.
It was only a matter of time until Loli started hanging out with Molester a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
Now, what should she do?
466 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:05:31 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>433
I know exactly what you're trying to say.

What this country needs now is a change of government.
467 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:05:31 ID:pHg4/a0F: Molester confessing his love to Kansai......? I feel like it will take ages if Molester has to make the first step.
468 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:05:41 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>461
I've been with Molester in his threads so long now,
I want to help him achieve both if possible.
469 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:05:57 ID:F232B305: >>422
I too can understand why he didn't do it.
Not only wasn't he prepared for it at all, he also has a small crush on Kansai.
I get why he didn't feel like doing it. I'd play it cool too. I wouldn't want to give up my virginity like that.
470 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:06:01 ID:KVORh+vg: For starters, if girl A is Kansai, he has to get on the Kansai route asap.
But he has to apologize to Loli first.

If he doesn't do something soon enough, he'll get locked out of all routes forever.
471 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:06:04 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>464
If it pisses you off, you should close this thread now. It's not good for your mental wellbeing.
It's not good to expect everything to go the way you want.
Especially on a board like VIP.
472 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:06:10 ID:8/YVjTNg: >>464
What's the point of getting stressed out on 2ch? Just go read a different thread.
473 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:06:41 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>468
Making Loli and Kansai fall for him at the same time will unlock the legendary asshole route.
474 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:06:42 ID:oDyI5CRT: >>468
So greedyww
475 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:06:44 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>463
Molester isn't even on Miss Undie's radar according to Kansai.
476 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:06:46 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>465
Assuming this is our final answer for the ABC story,
the question is,
when they went shopping for self-defense products, why didn't Kansai go with Molester alone?
477 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:05 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>464
This is what happens when you forget about VIP QUALITY.
478 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:15 ID:n0HKZOo3: >>431
Throw both hourglasses at the wall with all your strength.
　　↓
Picking up all the pieces and cleaning up the sand will take exactly 15 minutes.

There you go.
479 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:22 ID:v6/bnPRO: >It pisses me off that he didn't even bother.
480 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:30 ID:7EbNMO4k: I wonder what the chances are that Loli contacted Kansai after that.

I bet not even 5 minutes passed
before she sent an e-mail like "I got rejected." to Kansai.
481 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:35 ID:VFpSkgPZ: >>464
Oh yeah, maybe I should have told you this first.
"This is not your thread and no one here feels any obligation to humor you."
482 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:35 ID:vFXnLHrJ: >>464
It's past your bedtime, kiddo.
483 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:35 ID:Vq/PVx26: Oh, shit.
Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla is on.

Molester, my man, I'm rooting for you.
Let's do our best until the end.
484 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:38 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>478
You're a genius.
485 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:42 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>475
That was then, maybe she feels different now.
486 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:54 ID:/zhIlLp8: >>475
It's not like he heard it from Miss Understanding herself.
→ Kansai made it up because she likes Molester.
487 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:07:57 ID:ODbTAmhq: >>471
Got it. Thank you.

Sorry to anyone else I might have offended.
488 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:08:11 ID:n9b8kzi9: I know what happens next. Loli Jugs gets hit by a car and...
489 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:08:20 ID:YYyJAvNa: I'd heard that cup noodles with seafood flavor taste better with milk instead of hot water,
so I tried it out but couldn't even finish it.
490 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:08:22 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>486
Wha-What did you say!?
491 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:09:06 ID:KVORh+vg: >>486
Chances of that aren't 0%, but they're smaller than 0.5%.
492 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:09:06 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>486 This theory is already gaining traction among the people who are new to this thread. Discuss.

>>487
The trick is to enjoy it as a piece of fiction from the start.
Most people here are just having fun without thinking too hard about it.
Once you figure out how to that, you will enjoy VIP a lot more.
493 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:09:12 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>476
The self-defense products were for Miss Undie.
Wouldn't it be weird if they went without her?

Well, in any case, I think we figured out the ABC story.
All that's left is for Molester to confess his love to Kansai.
494 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:09:15 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>489
Oh yeah, it tastes like clam chowder, right?
495 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:09:20 ID:pHg4/a0F: Well, if her first e-mail to Kansai was like
"I'm going to try seducing Molester."

chances are she already sent her an e-mail like "I got rejected like always. Am I that unattractive?"
496 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:09:37 ID:i0Px+3fA: I tried coming up with an apology e-mail in case he wants to go down the Loli route. （｀・ω・´）

Please just ignore this if I'm the only one who's interested.
"Sorry for last time.
It's not that I don't like you, Loli. If anything, I like you a lot.
But I got so nervous that I didn't know what to do...
In any case, I want to see you again and apolgize in person.
And... I want to tell you how I feel.
If you're okay with us meeting, please tell me when would be a good time for you.
I'll take a day off from university or work and come flying."

What do you guys think? (；´д`)
497 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:09:39 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>486
Considering Kansai's personality, she wouldn't make shit up like that. Loli might thoughwww
498 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:09:41 ID:fT02Bc6c: Flip both hourglasses at the same time.
When the 7-minute hourglass runs out, the 11-minute hourglass will have 4 minutes worth of sand left.
Flip the 7-minute hourglass one more time. When the 4 minutes worth of sand in the 11-minute hourglass has run out,
there will be 4 minutes worth of sand at the bottom of the 7-minute hourglass, so flip it one more time.
499 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:09:45 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>489
Only using milk could be rough when you're not used to the taste yet.
Wouldn't it be better to add only 1/5 or 1/6 milk at first?
500 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:10:14 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>496
That's one creepy e-mail. I really hope it was on purpose.
501 : !base : 04/11/29 02:10:19 ID:0qodN3El: >>496
I don't like the AA you used in the first and last line.
And I didn't read the rest of the post.
502 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:10:26 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>486
In that case, Loli would have mentioned a fourth person "D".
The numbers don't add up.
Plus, personality-wise, I can't imagine Miss Undie being into Molester.
503 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:10:35 ID:K1FNyOxI: Hold on, didn't Molester say that Loli was e-mailing someone before she took a bath?
There's a very real possibility that the family restaurant members all knew about her plan...
And if they did, it's only to be expected that Loli told them afterwards how it went.
504 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:10:44 ID:8/YVjTNg: >>496
You have a real talent for writing creepy mails. (｀･ω･´)
505 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:10:55 ID:VqVtLcim: See? Loli is not some easy girl.
She got Kansai's approval first!

For now, just make sure you stay friends with Kansai, Molester.
506 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:05 ID:oDyI5CRT: >>489
I tried it with chicken ramen yesterday and it didn't end well.
507 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:10 ID:KVORh+vg: >>496
You're being too polite. Other than that, I think it's alright.
508 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:18 ID:YYyJAvNa: >>494
Yeah. The first mouthful was good, but it gradually turned really disgusting.
509 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:23 ID:ZpqVDNiI: >>496
That e-mail might actually work.
Sigh... How long is that anime he's watching...
510 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:32 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>496
Your long-ass e-mail basically just boils down to

"I need to talk to you. Can we meet?"

No need to thank me.
511 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:40 ID:n9b8kzi9: Fafner just ended.
As always, the stories Ubukata writes are so good. But that's not important right now. Hurry up and come back already, Molester...
512 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:50 ID:YT0aIUKG: >>433
The 17-year-old kid is back, huh? You waited all this time just to post that? You're so cute.
513 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:56 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>508
Sorry, I've never tried it myself.
514 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:57 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>496
You can tell from the e-mail that all you want is seicrosswwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwww
515 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:11:57 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Molester is still running away from reality. Discuss.
516 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:12:03 ID:VFpSkgPZ: "I didn't feel like doing anything right there and then, Loli, because you're important to me."

Send this.
517 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:12:04 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>495
I too thought that it was Kansai she was e-mailing,
but if Kansai is girl A in the ABC story, it doesn't make any sense.
When a friend asks you for advice about a guy she likes, you wouldn't say "I happen to like him too.", would you?
518 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:12:06 ID:ZpqVDNiI: He should call her... An e-mail won't cut it.
519 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:12:26 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>496 I tried changing your e-mail a little bit.

"Umm... My shirt..."

What do you say?
520 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:12:29 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>486
I've said this before, but what Miss Undie most likely meant was
"I can't see him as a love interest right now, but I like him as a friend."
Doesn't it make sense?

Besides, when she said that, Kansai, Loli and Miss Undie must have all felt the same way about him.
At least, until Loli decided to make the first move.
521 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:12:44 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>496
"What. Now you're interested? It's too fucking late, creep."

is a possible reply to that.
522 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:12:51 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>517
Plus, Molester told Loli that girl C should just tell guy B she likes him.
523 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:13:07 ID:YT0aIUKG: He should call Kansai instead of e-mailing her.
524 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:13:08 ID:65b7Pziu: Fafner just ended.
525 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:13:14 ID:Z9eH9u4G: >>496
That e-mail will make sure only the Loli route is left, alright.
Since it'll kill off whatever chance he has with the other girls,
shouldn't he try to feel her out first?
Like e-mail Kansai and indirectly ask her about Loli, for example.
526 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:13:14 ID:n0HKZOo3: Well, they say turning down a woman makes her want you more
and she's all the more turned on when you do have seicross with her.
527 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:13:22 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>517
Maybe she decided to follow Molester's advice?
Like some sort of a declaration of war.
528 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:13:31 ID:1XC+MfJQ: When Loli e-mailed Kansai, she happened to be working a shift at the family restaurant. Discuss.
　..................so what, huh?
529 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:13:42 ID:dSO/3r78: >>516
She already knows he's a virgin though.
It'll just come off creepy coming from Molester.
530 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:13:52 ID:yqK1kSUH: Seeing how she was looking for a date for Christmas, she must be feeling hurt somewhat.
If I was Molester, I'd be the most scared about her telling the others about his peeping Tom habits...
531 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:13:56 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>518
*ring ring ring*
Loli: "..........................................yes? (in a very small voice)"
532 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:00 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>525
Asking Kansai about Loli now is what you call having no sense of delicacy.
533 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:04 ID:n9b8kzi9: So we're heading towards a huge fight between the girls? >>527
534 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:15 ID:wrw/IBb/: It's just a hunch,

but I believe it was Miss Undie whom Loli asked for advice.
535 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:25 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>528
Kansai must be worried sick right now.
536 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:48 ID:4oV+8oOM: I said it before and I'll say it again! You better apologize to Loli, Molester!!!!
537 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:49 ID:dSO/3r78: Whatever the case, as long as Molester isn't here, we don't even know the status quo.
538 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:50 ID:YT0aIUKG: Making excuses to Loli now would be like pouring salt in the wound.
539 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:51 ID:yYo8LAt0: While we're waiting for Molester...

While my pants are already down, do you guys mind if I masturbate?
I'll make sure to return to the front line asap.
540 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:53 ID:RIe6Lw7b: All this happened yesterday night, right?

If you don't e-mail her anytime soon, it'll be too late!
Haven't you heard anything from Loli yet? No e-mail about your shirt or something?
541 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:57 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>519
I like that one!

He should just e-mail "I forgot about my shirt..." to her for now.
542 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:14:57 ID:KqwZ3wkz: For now, we don't have a choice but to wait for Molester to comment.
543 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:15:08 ID:oDyI5CRT: Is it okay if I imagine Kansai getting an e-mail from Loli that goes like "Molester's at my place right now. Should I try to seduce him?"
and replying "Sure, go for it!" before breaking out in tears all alone in her room?
544 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:15:15 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>535
And that's how Kansai realizes

her budding feelings for Molester.
545 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:15:15 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>527
In case it's a love triangle, I'm worried that Loli might drop a bomb after Molester and Kansai start dating.
Maybe the reason Loli tried to seduce him was to create a fait accompli.
546 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:15:21 ID:KVORh+vg: Did this happen on Saturday evening?
It's Monday now, right? If he still hasn't apologized, it might be too late already.
547 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:15:22 ID:7EbNMO4k: You know, that ABC story

could be partially made up too.

What I mean is, maybe only A (Loli) and B (Molester) exist.
And she came up with C to feel out Molester.
548 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:15:30 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>539
Go ahead. ﾉｼ
549 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:15:33 ID:i/rkqjAF: Am I the only one who feels like apologizing would hurt her pride as a woman?
Once, I even made a woman cry by apologizing. She kept saying "Quit apologizing..." in tears.
550 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:15:48 ID:8/YVjTNg: I just want to remind you guys that Molester doesn't know Loli's phone number.
551 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:16:12 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>549
You've sure been through a lot... My man.
552 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:16:12 ID:N6B2GnsZ: Let me be honest.
I AM HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITH THIS THREAD!
553 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:16:17 ID:wrw/IBb/: What Molester would rather be doing right now:

watching anime > reading manga >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> browsing VIP >>> posting in this thread
554 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:16:27 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>550
!!
555 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:16:35 ID:F232B305: If the ABC story is about Molester and the girls, then it means that Molester had the choice between the Loli route and the Kansai route!
The Loli route may be gone now, but in return, the Kansai route is more accessible than ever!
That's because Loli must have e-mailed Kansai about what happened!
Thus, Molester didn't do it! → Kansai has a better opinion of him!
The Kansai route has been unlocked!
556 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:16:39 ID:uJjyHEmh: >549
I think so too.
557 : !base : 04/11/29 02:16:43 ID:0qodN3El: >>549
Yeah, my ex got pissed too when I apologized after dumping her.
558 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:16:46 ID:urhiyfRA: >>547
Another possibility is that Loli knew about Kansai's feelings for Molester
and brought it up on purpose.
559 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:16:48 ID:KVORh+vg: >>545
The fait accompli theory is very much possible.
It might become a problem depending on who Molester decides to go for...
560 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:17:06 ID:A/3tI1hN: No, I bet Kansai felt jealousy and panic (for lack of a better word)
when she saw Loli's e-mail、
That's why the time to strike is now! (May not be the best choice of words either...)

　If Kansai couldn't care less (in other words, if she isn't girl A),
then she was probably just like "Go, Loli! You can do it!"
but if she is girl A, then she can't be very happy about this turn of events.

　She's kinda interested in you → She falls for you hard
This is your chance to take it to the next level, man.
561 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:17:16 ID:rW6a+kH0: So, isn't the anime already over?
562 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:17:31 ID:iWvgMLFx: By the way, I think it's a bit late to bring up the shirt now.
You can't humiliate a girl like that.

It'd be different if Loli was so in love with Molester that she would forgive him even after getting treated like that,
but whatever he tries to do now, it will just end with "Too late, virgin!"
563 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:17:39 ID:dSO/3r78: We're not going to make any headway as long as the man himself doesn't come back, so I'm going to bed.

But before I go...
Sorry again for starting a new thread even though no one asked me to. orz
564 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:17:47 ID:7EbNMO4k: Apologizing now will probably just make it worse.
But what if he confessed his love to her instead?
565 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:17:56 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>549
But if you don't apologize, they'll call you a heartless bastard.
566 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:18:02 ID:wrw/IBb/: I think it's just wrong to apologize to her.
It will only make her feel miserable.
Come up with some excuse instead. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. Say it was because of religious reasons or somethingwwww
567 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:18:03 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>557
So I apologized for apologizing and she was like "Did I not tell you not to apologize!?"
In the end, I kept apologizing and she kept crying.
568 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:18:17 ID:65b7Pziu: >>549
I don't think you're supposed to take it literally.
If you didn't apologize, you'd just be a cold-hearted asshole...

If it's between apologizing and not apologizing,
it's obviously better to apologize.
569 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:18:24 ID:El3EUoTk: I hate to break it to you guys, but...

　　　　　　　　MOLESTER　HAS　ALREADY　GONE　TO　BED　!
570 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:18:29 ID:KqwZ3wkz: >>563
Crabs.
571 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:18:47 ID:eHjD1cl+: You know, as long as Molester doesn't get reverse-raped by a woman, he's going to stay a virgin forever.
572 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:18:48 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>566
Religious reasons... ＿|￣|○
573 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:18:58 ID:VqVtLcim: She wasn't angry because you apologized, she was angry because you dumped her, don't you think?
She was just expressing her sadness through anger...
574 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:04 ID:n9b8kzi9: >>565
You're damned if you do, damned if you don't. It's a catch-22.
575 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:05 ID:WuG56WEj: Kansai is a Newtype, so she already knows about Molester's feelings for her.
576 : !base : 04/11/29 02:19:05 ID:0qodN3El: >>567
I know, man.
My ex had tears in her eyes too,
so I drove her home in complete silence
It was extremely awkwardw
577 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:06 ID:KVORh+vg: >>564
That is why it's crucial to know which route Molester will pick.
He needs to make up his mind once and for all.
578 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:07 ID:pHg4/a0F: In my opinion, he picked the option that leads to the smallest shitstorm in the thread.
579 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:07 ID:wrw/IBb/: Then just ask her out without apologizing!!
580 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:11 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>572
It's you again. I hope you'll explain this time why you're scared of religions.
581 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:15 ID:ZpqVDNiI: It's not about apologizing. It's about explaining yourself.
If he plans on seeing Kansai again, he'll eventually run into Loli.
He can't just ghost her...
582 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:18 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>568
But apologizing normally is just going make her feel more miserable.
Even if he said it wasn't because she wasn't attractive, I feel like it'll just sound like an excuse to her.
583 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:20 ID:oUkmD3rX: He has to apologize to her without actually apologzingw
584 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:32 ID:VFpSkgPZ: Having seicross once or twice isn't going to change a thing. It only seems like a big deal to Molester because he's a virgin.
If doing it with Loli is enough to break the flag, then it's not worth the trouble.
585 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:19:38 ID:rW6a+kH0: Don't tell me Molester's actually gone to bed already...
586 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:20:07 ID:F232B305: Whoawwwwwwww What am I doing? I have to get up at 4:30 amwwwwwwwwwww
Besides, I'm a virgin toowwwwwwww I shouldn't be worrying about otherswwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwww
587 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:20:28 ID:p9Eu5QWa: "Just give me my shirt back."

Perfect.
588 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:20:44 ID:ippBXsMU: We should let him rest up then.
He's got a lot ahead of him.
589 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:20:51 ID:VqVtLcim: What if

Molester is having a huge fight irl right now?
590 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:20:57 ID:i/rkqjAF: He should get his shirt back as it could be his own undoing later.
And what happens after that depends on what Loli says, I guess.
591 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:21:00 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Molester, you're such a fucking loser that my dick went limp...
How are you going to take responsibility for this? orz
592 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:21:08 ID:wrw/IBb/: No, Molester is lurking right now.
He'll always come back here because this is the only place that will help out a guy like himwwwww
He's not posting anything right now because he knows he'll get shit on if he doeswww
593 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:21:19 ID:El3EUoTk: Wait a second!!
This is VIP, isn't it?
I'm not on the wrong board, am I?

In that case,
why the fuck are there so many people here who have had a girlfriend!!?
594 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:21:23 ID:oUkmD3rX: My prediction is that Loli was e-mailing a different friend from university.
I bet it was someone completely unrelated to the family restaurant squad.
595 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:21:28 ID:rW6a+kH0: Right now, Kansai and Loli are dropping by Molester's place uninvited. Discuss.
596 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:21:39 ID:8/YVjTNg: I'm going to sleep tonight and dream of getting aggressively seduced by someone.
597 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:21:43 ID:VFpSkgPZ: Let's just go with the "I seriously didn't notice anything because I'm a virgin!" strategy.

Let's try to laugh it off like "Oh yeah, I also forgot all about my shirt because I had so much fun reading your manga!"
598 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:21:45 ID:p9Eu5QWa: We won't give you shit, Molester, baby, so please come out of lurking!
599 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:21:57 ID:P5qNE6Y2: What Loli said:
"Aren't you going to do something?" "Normally, a man would do something, right?" "One would, right...?"
"....................................I see."

He didn't provide any description of Loli's facial expression when she said these.
Could it be that there was a discrepancy between what Loli was trying to say and Molester's interpretation thereof?
600 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:22:01 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>593
Let's just say it's VIP QUALITY and be done with it, okay? Try not to think too hard about it.
601 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:22:03 ID:n9b8kzi9: For starters, I think we should create a welcoming atmosphere in the thread so Molester can come back anytime.

Good luck because I'm going to bed now.
602 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:22:09 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>593
Whoa, whoa, aren't you confusing VIP with the Single Men board?
VIP is the board where ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, you know?
603 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:22:16 ID:65b7Pziu: >>582
But Molester decided to go with the Kansai route this time
and Kansai and Loli have the same part-time job, go to the same university (and are even members of the same university club?)
That's how close the two are, so I'm just worried that it's always going to be extremely awkward from now on if he doesn't apologize...
604 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:22:16 ID:KVORh+vg: >>593
That's the difference between the single men board and VIP.
605 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:22:18 ID:VqVtLcim: Instead of apologizing, he could try going for the self-deprecating approach in hopes she'll have pity with him......

What do you guys think?
606 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:22:19 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>593
Are you stupid? This is VIP.
They're talking about their anime girlfriends.
607 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:22:30 ID:WSltLQ5R: >>593
You can't compare VIP with the single men board.
608 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:22:38 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>599
I bet he didn't look at her face even once. I mean, he's a fucking nerd.
609 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:23:13 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Hey, Molester. We're not mad at you, so come back and share your thoughts with the thread.
610 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:23:14 ID:ZpqVDNiI: >>599
If only Loli had thrown herself onto him and asked him "Don't you like me?"
even Molester might have done it...
611 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:23:14 ID:VFpSkgPZ: VIP is full of NEETs and school kids.
612 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:23:20 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>593
Daytime VIP is mostly NEETs and virgins. But at night, non-virgin grown-ups gather in VIP.
And it's usually the same group of people every time too.

That is VIP QUALITY.
613 : !base : 04/11/29 02:23:24 ID:0qodN3El: >>593
This is the kind of board where you can bump a rate my face thread without anyone complaining about it.
614 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:23:48 ID:p9Eu5QWa: >>610
I will go to bed now and fantasize about that. ﾉｼ
615 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:23:48 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>605
That's itwwwwwwwwwww He should say he tried to kill himselfwwwwwww
That should turn the situation aroundwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
616 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:23:54 ID:El3EUoTk: >>606
GJ!

You're the only one,
The only one who gave me the answer I wanted to hear...
617 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:24:13 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>580
Let me tell you what happened while we're waitng for Molester to show up.
I can probably sum it up in a few lines.
There was this girl who was coming onto me quite aggressively and when she finally spread her legs, I ended up falling for her hard.
So I broke up with my gf and started dating her, but she dumped me less than a month later.
And she happened to be a Jehova's witness. That's all.
618 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:24:26 ID:pHg4/a0F: I thought Molester dodging her advances even though she tried pretty hard to seduce him added to the realism.

Right now, while he's lurking or watching anime, I bet he's full of regrets and is trying to convince himself that he did the right thing by telling himself that he still has Kansai...
619 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 02:24:35 ID:OHOnsYLn: Just so you guys know, I'm desperately trying to catch up on the past threads.
620 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:24:37 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>603
No, it'll be fine.
Everyone knows men are weak to temptation. There's even a saying that goes "You're not a man if you turn down a woman who offers herself to you."
The fact that he didn't do anything will just convince Loli that he must have had a very good reason.
As long as Kansai isn't the presumptuous kind of woman, he should be fine.

The only problem is that most women are presumptuous.
621 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:24:39 ID:K1FNyOxI: If >>465 is right,
Molester might be able to pull off the feat of telling Kansai about how he turned down Loli and confess his love to her while he's at it.
The important thing is that Loli's move is going to have all kinds of repercussions.
Things will never be the same again between Molester and the girls after this.
We're at a crossroads where the situation will change greatly depending on what Molester does.
622 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:24:47 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>617
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwww So shortwwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
623 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:24:48 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: >>619
Yeah, I figured.
624 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:24:57 ID:p9Eu5QWa: >>619
Just when I was thinking of going to bed, he's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
625 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:25:05 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>617
Sorry for opening up old wounds.
626 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:25:09 ID:2V2rlYvh: Molester, you were here!?
627 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:25:15 ID:KqwZ3wkz: >>619
Welcome back. You must be tired.
628 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:25:18 ID:ZpqVDNiI: You're here!!!!
Let's send an e-mail to Loli right now... Though it is already quite late.
629 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:25:21 ID:pYKKOP3B: I'm back after finally managing to get Jessica to join my party.
Good evening, guys.
Is Molester sleeping?
630 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:25:26 ID:KVORh+vg: Anyways, it's a bad idea not to apologize to Loli.

No matter which route you pick.
631 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:25:44 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>619
Sorry I doubted you.
632 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:25:46 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>619
You have come, Shinji.
633 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:25:47 ID:65b7Pziu: You're still here... I'm glad to see you.
634 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:26:43 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>619
Seeing how things turned out, you don't have a choice but to confess your love to Kansai immediately.
Get straight to the point and tell her what happened.

"The day before yesterday, I turned Loli down."

No need to beat around the bush.
635 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:26:44 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: And the thread comes to a halt again. lol
636 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:27:14 ID:ZpqVDNiI: If you're going to pick the Kansai route,
e-mail Loli and tell her you're in love with Kansai.
637 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:27:19 ID:oUkmD3rX: Expecting to stay friends with all the girls is asking too much at this point.
Things are going to be awkward with Loli from now on and there's nothing you can do about it .
If you like Kansai, I think you should go after her at the risk of losing everything.
At least, that's what I think.
638 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:27:19 ID:KVORh+vg: >Molester
Take your time catching up.
And ask yourself this afterwards! "Who do you like?"

Even if you changed your mind and said you like Loli now, no one here would blame you.
When put into a situation like that, you can't blame anyone for falling in love.
639 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:27:20 ID:r6IcnLF2: Keep in mind that all this happened yesterday.
640 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:27:37 ID:i/rkqjAF: I'll need some input from other more experienced people, but isn't it better to not make a big deal out of it and wait till the dust settles before apologizing?
Let some time pass first so you can have a conversation with her like
"Oh, that time. I remember I was so shocked back then. To think I'm a mother of two now!"
641 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:27:57 ID:P5qNE6Y2: >>619
Just the part of the report about Loli filled three full threads. Are you planning on reading all of it?w
642 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:28:04 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>634
That's never going to work.

"What do you think of me as a man, Kansai?"

Ask her this and feel her out first.
If it seems hopeless, switch to the Loli route instead.
643 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:28:05 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>634
>"The day before yesterday, I turned Loli down."

Whoawwwwwwwwwww That soundswwwwwww so damn conceitedwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
644 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:28:28 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Mother of two? How many years do you want Molester to wait before making a move on Kansai...?
645 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:28:31 ID:K1FNyOxI: >>619
Think about it long and hard before you make a move, or you might be headed for the forever alone route. You're literally at the crossroads of your life!
646 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:28:37 ID:65b7Pziu: >>640
How many years down the road are we talking about?wwww
647 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:28:40 ID:VqVtLcim: >>619
I knew you'd come back.
648 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:28:48 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>640
Normally, yes.
I think it's an incident big enough that you'd normally wait long enough till you can laugh it off,
but unfortunately this thread won't last long enough for that.

We need new shit happening all the time to keep the thread entertaining!
649 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:28:57 ID:ZUPb6Vr4: Alright, good night, it was fun.
650 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:29:02 ID:N6B2GnsZ: So, Molester, have you done anything else since your last post that we should know about?
651 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:29:04 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>622
If I had gone into detail, I could have filled an entire thread, so I tried to sum it up,
but I overdid it a little and now it's just about me getting dumped by herwwwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwww
>>625
But I have to admit picking a scab feels kinda good toowwwwwwwwwwwww
652 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:29:04 ID:F232B305: I feel like it wouldn't do any good to confess his love to Kansai right now...
653 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:29:04 ID:7EbNMO4k: By the way, did someone crack Molester's tripcode?
654 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:29:08 ID:KVORh+vg: >>640
Whoawwwwwwwwww That's a long timewwwwww
655 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:29:11 ID:2V2rlYvh: >>638
Agreed. What counts the most is who Molester likes and not who we want him to like.
656 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:29:22 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>640
As long as you don't have that kind of inseparable relationship between, for example, schoolmates or childhood friends, she's just going to cut ties with you.
657 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:29:34 ID:oDyI5CRT: >>640
I don't see why he has to apologize to Loli if he picked the Kansai route.
658 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:29:50 ID:rW6a+kH0: At least tell us if you heard something from the 3 family restaurant girls
after you left Loli's place.
659 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:30:02 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>646
That's how it goes
when you're in a fake friendship with someone.
660 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:30:05 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>634
It's not like he turned Loli down when she confessed her love to him.
She never spelled out what she meant with "something" and he never explicitly turned her down.

Wouldn't that be a lie?
661 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:30:15 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>653
No one cracked his tripcode.
I just picked a different one that starts with the same four letters.
662 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:30:29 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>652
Confess your love to Kansai now.
↓
Even if it seems hopeless, get back on the Loli route asap.
↓
Jackpot
663 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:30:33 ID:KVORh+vg: He didn't contact any of them for two whole days... This is bad.
664 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:30:38 ID:R37DdfYx: You guys are forgetting a very important keyword Loli dropped.
"Hasn't Gundam turned into a homo anime lately? Do you like that kind of anime, Mr. Molester?"

For Loli, Molester is a Gundam otaku... in other words, a homo. That's my final answer.
665 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:30:59 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>664
!!!
666 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:31:02 ID:i/rkqjAF: Do you just want to have seicross or do you want a girlfriend?
667 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:31:26 ID:kJ6CAmnp: I went to take a shit and when I came back, there were over 200 new posts...
Took me a while to catch up.
668 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:31:30 ID:KVORh+vg: >>662
And that's how you start two-timing.
669 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:31:35 ID:oUkmD3rX: Yesterday, when he went to Loli's place, it was completely unplanned.
Thus, I believe that Loli decided to do all that by herself.
It's quite likely that Kansai doesn't know anything about it.
670 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:31:52 ID:i/rkqjAF: - Baby face
- Gundam otaku
- Reptile lover

We have ourselves a bottom here━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( 　ﾟ)━(　　)━(　　)━(ﾟ　)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!!!
671 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:31:57 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>661
Thanks.
I must have missed that it was a different one, I was desperately trying to catch up when I was reading the archive.
672 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:32:10 ID:pYKKOP3B: Honestly, he can still go for either of the two routes.
The Loli route is definitely the one that is closer to seicross,
but Molester, your final answer is Kansai, right?
673 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:32:16 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>669
That's where Loli's e-mail comes into play...
674 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:32:19 ID:VFpSkgPZ: Now that it's come to this, he should just pretend he was too much of a virgin to understand what she was getting at.
It's definitely better than admitting that he was fully aware of her intentions when he turned her down.
675 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:32:23 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>660
>She never spelled out what she meant with "something"
That's not true no matter how you think about it.
When she said "Normally, a man would do something, right?", she obviously wasn't talking about DQ.

Anyways, he should try to discretely find out if Kansai got an e-mail from Loli
before getting straight to the point.
676 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:32:52 ID:KVORh+vg: >>669
She might find out tomorrow (actually today) though.
677 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:32:52 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>664
Loli's thought process:
"I like Mr. Molester... But even though he's so cool, he said he's not popular with the girls...
I heard he's an otaku, but what if he's uho...? Alright, I'll ask him by using Gundam as a metaphor."
678 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:32:53 ID:fT02Bc6c: >>664
In other words, Loli took it upon herself to turn Molester straight again
and she tried really hard, but Molester turning her down convinced her
that he's beyond saving.

I think we've solved the case.
679 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:33:26 ID:2V2rlYvh: Whatever the case may be, one thing is for sure. This thread isn't ending tonightw
I can rest easy now. Nighty night. ﾉｼ
680 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:33:30 ID:rVNKYbfB: >640
That's letting too much time passw
My vote goes to e-mailing Loli something like "I have a crush on Kansai."
681 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:33:31 ID:7EbNMO4k: Normally, a man would (　　　　), right?

Alright, let's figure out what she meant.
682 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:33:38 ID:i/rkqjAF: You should turn this into a real-life version of ROOM NO. 1301.

Inside your head, that is.
683 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:33:53 ID:KqwZ3wkz: >>678
Well, his peeping at her should be proof enough that he's straight.
684 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:34:05 ID:2hWEFvhp: If I was him, I would just confess my love to Kansai already.
Now that Loli got him into this mess, I wouldn't be able to sit still and do nothing like him.
685 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:34:11 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>681
Normally, a man would (grovel and apologize for peeping), right?
686 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:34:17 ID:KVORh+vg: Normally, a man would (　steam his tea　), right?
687 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:34:19 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>681
Sculpt dicks from clay.
688 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:34:57 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>685
(；´ﾟДﾟ)て　That's ittt!!

So that's what Loli really meant...
689 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:35:18 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Seeing how Molester turned Loli down after she came onto him that hard, I can't see him doing any better on the Kansai route.
He even posted that he wanted to do Loli when he was at her place. I don't think Kansai was on his mind at that point.
Nothing wrong with gaining some experience with Loli first. He might as well go out with her while he's at it.
Being on the phone all the time and having to go shopping every weekend is going to get on his nerves thoughw
690 : !base : 04/11/29 02:35:35 ID:0qodN3El: >>681
Normally, a man would (smell his feet after cutting his toenails), right?
691 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:35:43 ID:Z9eH9u4G: I missed 150 posts while I was masturbating.
This thread's going way too fast.
692 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:35:46 ID:KVORh+vg: So tell us honestly, Molester. Who do you like more?

　Loli
　Kansai

Don't worry, no one will blame you if you pick Loli.
693 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:35:49 ID:oUkmD3rX: Wait a second.
I just realized that Molester is turning into a real ladies man.
694 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:36:14 ID:rW6a+kH0: Normally, a man would (finish reading Asari-chan), right?
695 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:36:18 ID:KqwZ3wkz: This is literally turning into an eroge.
696 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:36:25 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>690
Normally, a man would (pee in a plastic bottle), right?
697 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:36:28 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>693
I don't get that part either.
698 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:36:44 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>695
If this was an eroge, he would have already gotten laid by now.
699 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:36:53 ID:iWvgMLFx: Normally, a man would (expect pics when her long-awaited vibrator finally arrives), right?
700 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:36:54 ID:pYKKOP3B: My sister-in-law heard me laugh my ass off after reading a post and asked me what thread I'm reading.
It's probably better not to show this thread to a normal person, right?
701 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:36:56 ID:65b7Pziu: >>685
I lol'dw
702 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:08 ID:KVORh+vg: >>685
If that's what she meant, Molester saying "I won't!" gets a whole new meaningwwwwwww Refusing to apologizewwwwwww
703 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 02:37:08 ID:OHOnsYLn: Alright, I'm done reading.
704 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:19 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>700
You know the drill. Post pics.
705 : !base : 04/11/29 02:37:25 ID:0qodN3El: >>696
Normally, a man would (try inserting his dick into that hole in those plastic bathroom stools), right?
706 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:33 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>703
So?
707 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:42 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>675
No, no, even if I knew what she meant, I wouldn't do anything as long as she doesn't explicitly say it.
I would have never done it after what she said.
I mean, it would be different if I was at a woman's place and she said "Let's have seicross.",
but if it was just "Aren't you going to do something?", I'd just end up thinking I might be misunderstanding things.
708 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:42 ID:Z9eH9u4G: >>695
If this was an eroge, he'd be having a foursome right now.
709 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:43 ID:rW6a+kH0: Alright.
For starters, could you answer >>658 first?
710 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:45 ID:KqwZ3wkz: >>703
GJ. Make sure to post your thoughts once you've processed everything.
711 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:45 ID:ZpqVDNiI: What are you going to do now?
712 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:46 ID:oDyI5CRT: The VIPPERs gave Molester so much shit for always ignoring their advice, yet his choices are what led him down the best possible route. Discuss.
713 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:53 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>703
Answer >>202, please! I beg you!
714 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:37:54 ID:KVORh+vg: >>703
Tell us what you think about >>692
715 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:38:11 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>685
It's scary because this would actually make sensew
Because he said "I won't.",
she was like "He won't even apologize." and got mad.
716 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:38:28 ID:JxE6T2u6: Night.
717 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:38:43 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>707
Well, that's because you're a virgin.
Or because you don't have a dick.

Ask 100 virgins. They would have all hit that on the spot.
718 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:38:54 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Molester, you're such a fast reader!
719 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:39:13 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>707
It's not like you'd immediately insert your dick in her.
For example, you'd first try kissing her and see how she reacts...
Oh, I forgot he's a virgin. There's no way he could pull off something like that.
720 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 02:39:42 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>709
Absolutely nothing happened!
>>713
Both, to be honest.
I don't really get it myself either.
>>714
The one I like is Kansai.
But I'm also a virign.
721 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:39:59 ID:KVORh+vg: >>707
What do you even have genitals for? You might as well cut that shit off.
722 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:40:03 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>707
"...do what, for example?"
is all he had to ask.
723 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:40:21 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>720
Get in touch with Loli and Kansai as soon as possible.
724 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:40:24 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>720
Who cares if you're a virgin or not as long as you love her?
Quit using your virginity as an excuse.
725 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:40:25 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>720
So you don't have any regrets about turning down Loli?
726 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:40:38 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>707
"Something...? You mean something like this?"
Then put an arm around her shoulder. There you go.
727 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:40:40 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>720
Some people don't change at all after losing their virginity, while some change completely.
Don't be so fixated on your virginity.
728 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:40:47 ID:9I+//tJi: I was so curious about the thread I couldn't sleep, so I figured I'd check the thread one more time, but I didn't expect to find Molester here!

Don't get weak on us and say stuff like "I'm a virgin." now.
729 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:40:48 ID:Ru7PvnVT: It's almost time to start the next thread again. Discuss.
730 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:40:58 ID:KVORh+vg: >>720
>The one I like is Kansai.

There we have our answer, we can all forget about the Loli route now.
But you still have to apologize to Loli.
731 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:15 ID:VqVtLcim: You should go for Loli, man.
732 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:17 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>719
Maybe virgins think that any kind of embrace will lead to seicross?
Like you just have to initiate it somehow and you get to go all the way.
733 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:20 ID:tYhvuX2y: >>720
Yes! Well said.
I wish you a good night.　ノシ
734 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:34 ID:VFpSkgPZ: >>707
She's the kind of woman to sit shoulder-to-shoulder at a heated table next to you, you know?
After they had an exchange like "Aren't you going to do something?" "You mean like play DQ?" "............"
she went out of her way and added "Normally, a man would do something, right?"

Like I said earlier, having doubts in a situation like that isn't you being careful, it's you being stupid.
Or there's something seriously wrong with your reproductive system.
735 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:36 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>720
Thanks.
Both, huh? Well, I can't blame you. There's always a next time.
736 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:37 ID:nnbAYHWX: Don't use an excuse like "I'm a virgin." to run away.
Is that how you're going to keep running from Loli's feelings and your own feelings?
737 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:39 ID:5yPVodKI: If it'd been me, I'd have given Loli a call as soon as I'd left her place.
"I just don't want that kind of relationship with you, Loli. I'm sorry."
The important thing is to be super kind and gentlemanly about it. Also, be vague and call it "that kind of relationship".
Then, I'd ask Kansai in a somewhat serious manner
"I might have done something awful to Loli... I thought I could always stay friends with Loli... What should I do?"
Depending on what Kansai says, I might even confess my love to her on the spot.

Whoawwwwwwwwww It really is like an erogewwwwwwww
738 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:45 ID:N6B2GnsZ: This is getting on my nerves. I'm going to bed. ﾉｼ
739 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:49 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>720
When you answer a question, could you post the question too?
It's hard to follow.
740 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:50 ID:rW6a+kH0: Molester, when you think about the ABC story now, do you really think it's about her friends?
741 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:41:52 ID:P5qNE6Y2: Why don't you just ask Kansai for advice about Loli?
She's like the leader of the family restaurant gang, so I feel like it could actually work.

Here's how it would go in my imagination:
Molester: "The other day at Loli's place, ..."
Kansai: "Seriously!? So, how do you feel about her?"
Kansai: "I know I'm a wuss, but I don't, umm, do that kind of thing with a woman I don't love."
Kansai: "Huh, are you still in love with Miss Undie or what?"
Molester: "What? I'm notw"
Kansai: "Who is it then?"
Molester: "Didn't I tell you that only you can be my partner?"
Kansai: "(∩　ﾟдﾟ) Ahh! Ahh! I can't hear you!"
742 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:42:00 ID:65b7Pziu: I agree with what >>723 said.
I too think that you should contact them as soon as possible.
I feel like tomorrow may already be too late.

Considering the severity of the situation, I think it should be okay to contact them at this late hour.
743 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:42:36 ID:ZpqVDNiI: You're sure about Kansai?
If you are, e-mail Loli and tell her that you love Kansai.
Do you have the balls to confess your love to Kansai?
744 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:42:42 ID:oDyI5CRT: >>720
As far as >>202 goes, I don't think there's anything wrong with that.
"You can have seicross with Loli. Will you do it?"
　　Yes
rｱ　No
I really respect that you were able to make this choice, Molester.
745 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:42:54 ID:VqVtLcim: Loli is the kinder and more devoted one out of the two, don't you think?
746 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:43:09 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>741
lolol
747 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:43:18 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>741
>Kansai: "(∩　ﾟдﾟ) Ahh! Ahh! I can't hear you!"
I lol'd.
748 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:43:23 ID:KVORh+vg: >>741
>"(∩　ﾟдﾟ) Ahh! Ahh! I can't hear you!"
lol
749 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 02:43:26 ID:+8j85S9x: Meanwhile, Loli is secretly hurting. Discuss.
750 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 02:43:30 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>723
I mean, it's been longer than a day already... But it's not like I'm scared or anything. I just seriously don't see any need to hurry.
>>724
My point was, Kansai is the one I like, but Loli is the one I might be able to do it with.
>>725
Of course, I have regrets.
I have so many regrets I can't list them all.
"I should have done it with Loli." "I'm glad I didn't give in to temptation and was able to save my virginity for Kansai." "But what if Kansai is already seeing someone?"
"Besides, it's not like I'm even close to going out with Kansai." "Fuck! I should have just done it with Loli after all!!"
"I feel bad for Loli too..." "I had no idea how much it warms your heart to know that someone likes you."

My mind's a mess right now.
751 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:43:36 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>720
　If I was you, I would drop Loli for good.
If I had already turned her down once, I wouldn't even think twice about it.
But that's probably just me because I can't stand two-timing.
Just tell her "I'm sorry, I like Kansai." and get it over with.
　Instead of being wishy-washy, it's better to give a clear-cut answer.
It'll make it easier for her to give up too.
752 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:43:39 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>745
But Kansai is the one whose company he enjoys the most, isn't she?
753 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:43:42 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>722 >>726
He did ask
"Something?"

But Loli remained silent.

If it was me, I wouldn't be sure if it's okay to go for it or not.
I think I'd need one more push.
Or I wouldn't be able to make the first move.
754 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:44:06 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>744
You fool! You have to make it a question with 3 answers or Molester won't be able to make the right choice!?
755 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:44:42 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>743
Seconded.
If you're going to turn Loli down, at least tell her why.
756 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:44:54 ID:KqwZ3wkz: >"But what if Kansai is already seeing someone?
She isn't though, is she?
757 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:45:07 ID:i/rkqjAF: Why don't you go to Loli's place again to pick up your shirt? And while you're at it, you can tell her that you like Kansai.
758 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:45:27 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>750
No, you're just getting cold feet, is all.
But wait too long and you'll lose both for good.
759 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:45:32 ID:KVORh+vg: >>750
As a guy, it's normal to have doubts in a situation like this.
However, if you make the wrong move now, all routes will be lost at once.
760 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:45:43 ID:ZpqVDNiI: If you don't have the courage to confess your love to Kansai, then you should stay away from her altogether.
Or you run the risk of staying a virgin stuck in a one-sided love forever.
My first time was with someone I didn't even like.
761 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 02:45:43 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>740
That was a simplified version of the story, so I don't even know anymore.
Actually, there was also B's upperclassman D and B's good friend E who's like the leader of the group of friends among others,
but I'd forgotten because her story was all over the place.
762 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:45:56 ID:7EbNMO4k: No, he should keep the Loli route alive until the end.
For the thread, that is!!

I don't care if it's wrong or not.
763 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:46:03 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>750
I hope you're not thinking you can still do it with Loli. She's not some easy woman who lets you do her anytime you want.
You must never treat a woman with that kind of attitude. Don't even expect to see her again anytime soon.

>>753
Could you please just be quiet now? No one cares about an indecisive virgin like you.
764 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:46:07 ID:VFpSkgPZ: >>750
You should have just done it with her. It's not like Loli hinted at wanting to go out with you or anything.
Even if she said something like that afterwards, just say you're sorry and that you don't have any intentions of going out with her.
Don't tell me you still think that a man can't do it with a woman if he has no intentions of dating her or that he can't go after other women after that! That kind of thinking is so outdated!
765 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:46:12 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>761
You should've said that sooner, you idiot.
766 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:46:30 ID:fT02Bc6c: "I was really surprised because I thought we were just friends.
I can't do that kind of thing when we are not even dating.
Actually, there's someone I have a crush on.
My shirt."

I think it might be best to e-mail this to Loli.

Loli: "Am I not good enough?"
767 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:46:41 ID:KVORh+vg: >>757
The shirt was just Loli's excuse to see him.
There's no need to go to her place again. It's enough to just apologize via phone or e-mail.
He will never get his shirt back.
768 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:46:49 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>761
The leader of the group of friends... That's got to be Kansai.
769 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:46:58 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>750
Kansai has no reason to lie about not having a boyfriend.

Plus, just imagine you had done it with Loli.
Since you're in love with Kansai,
you'd have huge regrets about doing it.
A lot more than you do now about not doing it.

So don't worry about it too much!
770 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:47:00 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>764
I don't want to see Molester act like that...
771 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 02:47:07 ID:+8j85S9x: What follows is a comment from a virgin:
　　　　↓
772 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:47:19 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>750
It's normal to regret not doing it at first, so don't sweat it for now.

Whether not doing it was right or wrong is something you won't find out until much later.
773 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:48:08 ID:KVORh+vg: >>764
I don't think Molester could pull it off. Doing it with both of them, that is.
774 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:48:10 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>764
The fact that our guy would never be able to do that kind of thing is what I like about him.
775 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:48:11 ID:i/rkqjAF: I wish I'd saved up my first time for my ex-gf.
776 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:48:14 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>753
There's no rule that one side has to make the first move,
like "The guy has to make the first move." or "The one who's in love with the other has to make the first move."
After all, there's something called "Neither started it, it just somehow happened."
When you both get quiet, try poking her or snuggling up to her...
Ahh, it's pissing me off that I can't explain it in words. It's all about the mood! The mood!
777 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:48:23 ID:0E9/ecbe: I've returned. ('A`)
778 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:48:29 ID:5NRnUWSq: >>772

I'm sorry, >>771, but I have to agree with the virgin.
779 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:49:04 ID:pHg4/a0F: Seeing how Loli hasn't e-mailed you even though it's been a day already,
Loli must be quite depressed.
780 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:49:12 ID:oUkmD3rX: Okay, we got a person D and a person E now. The story is getting more and more confusing.
781 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:49:15 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>753
No, no,
what I meant was more like "You mean... something like this?"
782 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:49:16 ID:5yPVodKI: >>750
Tell us more about the ABC story.
It's a lot more important than you think.
783 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:49:18 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>777
Someone just came online in my messenger at exactly the same time as you...
784 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:49:41 ID:kJ6CAmnp: I swear to God, things better not be still the same as before after all this, just like that time after that trip to Akihabara...
785 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:49:54 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>783
You guys know each other━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━( ﾟ∀)━( 　ﾟ)━(　　)━(　　)━(ﾟ　)━(∀ﾟ )━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!!!
786 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:49:57 ID:2hWEFvhp: >"I had no idea how much it warms your heart to know that someone likes you."

That's why I told you! "You're more likely to fall in love with someone when you know they're in love with you."
787 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:50:02 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>779
Assuming she likes Molester enough to get depressed over it.
788 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:50:27 ID:65b7Pziu: >>761
What I wanna know is, what are you going to do now?
Tell us what you think, Molester.
789 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:50:28 ID:KVORh+vg: What if Kansai turns out to be one of the new people D or E? It would change everything.
790 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:50:54 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Well, we're at a crossroads right now. Molester, decide.
- Will you pick the Kansai route and confess your love?
- Will you use this chance to lose your virginity? There's always the possibility that you fall in love with Loli after doing it with her.

For now, make your choice and e-mail them. And you can't pick both.
791 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:50:55 ID:Z9eH9u4G: If I don't go to bed now, I'm going to pay for it tomorrow.
Good night, guys.
ﾉｼ
792 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 02:51:16 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>780
Like I said, I don't know either, man.
All I know is, when I was at work after that, I figured "Wait, was that story about me?"
I desperately tried to piece it together and ended up with that first version.
793 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 02:51:21 ID:+8j85S9x: >>778
(´･ω･｀)
794 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:51:28 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>791
Nighty night.
Don't break any plates tomorrow.
795 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:51:35 ID:KVORh+vg: >>791
Good night. (´・ω・)ﾉｼ
796 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:51:51 ID:rW6a+kH0: When she came onto you, you should have asked her "Am I B?" just to be sure.
797 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:52:09 ID:VqVtLcim: I think you should go for Loli...

But if you're going to drop the Loli route, you should not rush things with Kansai...
It's way too risky to confess your love out of the blue.
798 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:52:14 ID:El3EUoTk: Just a reminder because we have too many premature ejaculators ITT.

　　　　　THE　　NEXT　　THREAD　　WILL　　BE　　PART　　NUMBER　　25　!　!　!
799 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:52:20 ID:ZpqVDNiI: If Kansai finds out that he turned down Loli,
am I the only one who thinks Kansai would turn him down in return?
Provided he has the balls to confess his love to Kansai to begin with...
800 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:52:35 ID:KVORh+vg: Girl A is Butler Yamaoka.

Whoa, a man can dream.
801 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:52:36 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>792
Do you even have an upperclassman like the one in the story?
I feel like this is extremely important...
802 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:52:40 ID:KqwZ3wkz: Time to do my assignment...
Molester, don't be too hard on yourself.
ﾉｼ
803 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 02:52:54 ID:+8j85S9x: >>791
See you. (´・ω・)ﾉｼ
804 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:53:11 ID:kJ6CAmnp: If Kansai finds out about this, she should be feeling indebted to Molester in two ways.
805 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 02:53:33 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>801
Obviously not. If I had, I'd be asking them for advice.
806 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:53:37 ID:rW6a+kH0: Ask Kansai out in a snap and if you get rejected, move on to Loli.
807 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:53:57 ID:nnbAYHWX: I know that Kansai and Loli go to the same university, but doesn't Miss Understanding go to a different one?
808 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:54:13 ID:f9S7kT+X: If Loli is serious about this, Kansai's clique is doomed.
809 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:54:22 ID:FwUqs/cC: >>799
If he confessed his love to Kansai right now, that could very well happen.
810 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:54:27 ID:YT0aIUKG: Just got back from rubbing one out to regain my composure.

>>700
No hurries, but if you're awake, please show your sister-in-law this thread and report back her thoughts.
811 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:54:34 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>776
Well, in the rare case that both of them are late bloomers, I don't think mood alone is enough.
I believe Loli is a late bloomer and for a late bloomer, I think she did her best to seduce him.
If she'd been the more assertive type, she'd have thrown herself onto him after coming out of the shower.
Whatever the case, it was just too sudden for Molester to go for it. They couldn't give each other the one more push they needed.
Some guys can have seicross on the spot in a situation like that, but I'm sure there's a decent amount of guys who can't.
812 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:54:34 ID:KVORh+vg: >>805
For starters, why don't we try to come up with what to e-mail to Loli?
813 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:54:40 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>805
That means, you're not guy B then.
Or did Loli make up some of the details as a cover-up
to make sure it's not too obvious that the story's about you?
814 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:54:42 ID:QCRlcOsN: Do we go on the offensive or do we play the long game instead...?
815 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:54:52 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Molester, I want you to answer this one question.
Do you have what it takes to confess your love to Kansai??
816 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:55:01 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>792
It's hopeless if even the person who heard the story firsthand didn't get it... o r z
817 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:55:44 ID:VqVtLcim: IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT BOTH ROUTES AT ONCE!
818 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 02:55:49 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>816
When I heard the story, I was too busy thinking
"Ahh, I wanna go home, masturbate, take a bath and sleep..."
to pay attention.
819 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:55:51 ID:RIe6Lw7b: Mr. Molester, where is your older sister right now?
820 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:56:01 ID:7EbNMO4k: Dude, if you don't decide what to do soon,
you're going to lose to all routes. Seriously.
821 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:56:40 ID:QCRlcOsN: >>820
Isn't it too late already?
822 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:56:42 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>801
That could be Loli's or Kansai's upperclassman, right?
Or someone from their workplace.
823 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:56:46 ID:YT0aIUKG: There's absolutely no need to explain yourself to Loli.
Isn't it about time you started making a direct approach on Kansai?
Without using Miss Understanding as an excuse, that is.
824 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:56:47 ID:El3EUoTk: He's ignoring 90% of the VIPPERs' questions. Discuss.
825 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:57:03 ID:kJ6CAmnp: (´-`).｡ｏＯ（Even if he picks the Kansai route, can he even do something like confess his love to her...?）
826 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:57:11 ID:OuQL/iWQ: Umm, considering Kansai's personality, once she finds out that Loli likes Molester, she'll probably just end up bottling up her feelings and distancing herself from him...
827 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:57:16 ID:KVORh+vg: There's really only two things he can do next.

- Apologize to Loli
- Contact Kansai (just to see what happens)
828 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:57:17 ID:rW6a+kH0: Sorry for getting all serious, but you should really e-mail or call Loli and Kansai first thing tomorrow morning.
You know that you hurt Loli, right?
And you're in love with Kansai, right?
Get your shit together, dude.
829 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:57:38 ID:ZpqVDNiI: You should seriously send an e-mail today.
Make up your mind and pick one of them before it's too late...
I do recommend the Loli route though.
I never had it in me to ask someone out myself.
All I can do is wait till someone asks me out.
830 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:00 ID:WuG56WEj: >>826
True.
831 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:08 ID:Ru7PvnVT: The next thread will be part 25!

I figured I'd remind you guys one more time.
After all, the thread's moving super fast today.
832 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:08 ID:fT02Bc6c: B's upperclassman doesn't necessarily have to be acquainted with B.
It could be a student at B's university who happens to be a few grades above B and is friends (or just acquaintances) with A and co.
And she only referred to them as B's upperclassman for convenience's sake.
833 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:09 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>824
Actually, he's being unusually cooperative right now.
834 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 02:58:13 ID:+8j85S9x: I'm so glad Molester didn't lose his virginity after all!
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BA━.:･ﾟ:｡:*ﾟ:+ﾟ･｡*:ﾟ━━━━ﾟ(ﾉД`)ﾟ━━━━ﾟ:*｡･ﾟ+:ﾟ*:｡:ﾟ･:.━WW!!
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.:*::+｡ﾟ･:+::*　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 *::+:･ﾟ｡+::*:

This might not make up for your loss,
but I'll let you borrow my girlfriend. ♥
Catch. (･∀･)つ◎
835 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:16 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>820
It all started with Miss Understanding's misunderstanding.
Then Loli developed a crush on Molester and may have asked Kansai and Miss Understanding to help her.
In that case, when they hear about what he did to Loli, they might decide that he's a prick and he loses all routes at once.
836 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:28 ID:oDyI5CRT: I'm in the Kansai camp, but let me try to be as objective as possible.

If you pick Loli, you'll no doubt get to go out with her and no doubt fall in love with her really quickly.
As long as you don't come back to this thread, you won't have regrets like "Why did I pick Loli even though the one I really liked was Kansai?"

If you pick Kansai, forget about having seicross, there's no telling if you will ever get to go out with her,
but being in love with someone can make you happy and it will be a good experience for you either way.

Don't worry. You'll get to have seicross sooner or later.
837 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:35 ID:0E9/ecbe: Aren't there any cute milfs in your neighborhood supermarket?
838 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:43 ID:r6IcnLF2: D and E don't really matter.
What do you think A (Loli) should do?
That's all Loli wanted to know.
839 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:45 ID:Ru7PvnVT: You see, the thing with a lie is that

if there is a tiny bit of truth mixed into it,

it becomes really hard to separate it from the truth.
840 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:58:57 ID:7EbNMO4k: Well, yeah, sending an e-mail is easier because you can just send whatever you want and call it a day.
841 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:59:16 ID:VqVtLcim: Just want to throw it out there that it's not too late to jump on the Loli route.

Loli must be thinking "Did I overdo it...?" and hating herself right now.
842 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:59:27 ID:A/3tI1hN: Let me try to organize the info we have on the ABC story so far.

Girl A has a crush on guy B, but they're just friends.
Girl A and girl C are BFFs. Girl A has been asking girl C for advice about guy B a lot lately.
It was only a matter of time until girl C started hanging out with guy B a lot too and, of course, she falls for him hard.
Now, what should she do?
+
B's upperclassman D (← An upperclassman of Molester?? He says no.)
And then there's E, who's like the leader of the group and good friends with B. (Kansai?)

>>822
So Molester just heard it wrong?
843 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 02:59:32 ID:rVNKYbfB: >805
I'm not the one who posted 801, but if that's true, the ABC story isn't about you.
844 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:00:12 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Instead of contacting her, I think he should meet her and talk to her in person.

He should just say he wants to talk and ask her out to somewhere.
845 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:00:23 ID:65b7Pziu: >>834
Then I shall let you borrow my wife.

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　　　 (　ﾉo o ) ）　　Blow (Get)
　　　 )ヽ ◎/(.　　 Up (A)
　　　（／.(･)(･)＼　. Wife (Clue)
　　　（／|　x　|＼）　　　
　　　／／＼＼　　
　　　. （／　　　＼）　　
846 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:00:32 ID:YT0aIUKG: Look, Molester, if someone tells you a story about people without saying the actual names,
they obviously don't want you to know who the story really is about!
So the story is definitely about you!
847 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:00:40 ID:pHg4/a0F: Then how about sending an e-mail like this to Loli?
"Sorry for suddenly leaving the day before yesterday.
I could more or less tell what you were trying to say,
but I do think that you should do something like that with someone you're actually seeing.
In any case, I forgot my shirt, so I'll come pick it up another time."

I'm an old-timer. Sorry if it shows.
848 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:00:47 ID:KVORh+vg: I think we can safely assume that the girls have contacted each other by now.
If they know what happened, it's all the more reason to do something quickly,
or you're risking losing Kansai's clique as a whole.
849 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:00:49 ID:7EbNMO4k: Let me ask,
do you even have any plans of making a move on the girls anytime soon or what?
850 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:01:25 ID:ZpqVDNiI: >>847
That e-mail is supposed to kill the Loli route, right??
851 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 03:01:32 ID:OHOnsYLn: Oh, also, as for why I didn't see her taking off her clothes before taking a shower,
it's because she suddenly said

"Please don't look!"
which got me all flustered like "Eh? Eh?" and before I could recover, she'd already entered the bathroom.

I should have mentioned this in my report.
852 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:01:49 ID:OuQL/iWQ: >>836
This so much!
853 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:01:57 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>847
The first and the fourth line should be enough to get the point across.
That is, assuming Molester wants to go down the Loli route.
854 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:02:01 ID:oDyI5CRT: >>847
That excuse should be used when he actually confesses his love to Loli.
855 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 03:02:10 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>846
Try again, noob.

I never said that she didn't use actual names.
856 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:02:18 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Won't the recent events change the relationship diagram between ABCD in some way!?
857 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:02:23 ID:5yPVodKI: >>805
Could you at least try to remember the number of people that came up in the story?
We'll fill in the rest of it with our imagination.
858 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:02:30 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Wow, seriously...? So the plan is to confess his love in person?
859 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:02:34 ID:WuG56WEj: LOLI IS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!
860 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:02:36 ID:7EbNMO4k: >Don't worry. You'll get to have seicross sooner or later.

Virgins just don't understand this part.
861 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:02:44 ID:rW6a+kH0: >>838
Loli has to be C.
862 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:02:53 ID:KVORh+vg: >>847
You might have to be a bit more direct to kill the Loli route.
863 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:02:59 ID:YT0aIUKG: We VIPPERs should be like Dachou Club when it comes to this.
Telling us not to look is the same as telling us to look!
864 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:03:32 ID:r6IcnLF2: Now that it's come to this, it doesn't fucking matter if Kansai is C or not.
Confess your love to Kansai
and justify why you rejected Loli's advances.
The Loli route is dead now anyway, right?
865 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:03:50 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>855
Let's say for example she used concrete names, what guarantees she didn't make them up?
Read between the lines more.
866 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:01 ID:K1FNyOxI: While you're at it, why don't you try to find out how exactly Loli feels about you?
It's still a mystery to me why she suddenly decided to do what she did.
So while you explain why you did what you did, I would suggest that you ask Loli how she feels about you.
Though it does feel a little unfair to ask her about it.
867 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:02 ID:rW6a+kH0: No, the Loli route is still alive and well!
868 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 03:04:06 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>860
Only an arrogant old man who thinks he knows everything just because he's been alive a long time would say something like that!!

In reality, there are plenty of men who will never get to have seicross.
869 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:14 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>864
He can still pull it off, but he'll need skill.
870 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:22 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>855
If she was using fake names, it's the same as ABC.
871 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:26 ID:YT0aIUKG: Eh? The ABC story was told with actual names?
872 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:27 ID:ippBXsMU: Loli Jugs: "How dare you peek in on me... I'll sue you!! *hits him with the bath towel* Ah... *heart*"
873 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:30 ID:rW6a+kH0: What is wrong with you?
What are you even trying to do??
874 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:40 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>856
Loli is still C without a doubt.
It's still not really clear who A is.

But looking at Molester's list of friends, A can only be Kansai or Miss Undie.
875 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:45 ID:kJ6CAmnp: So, who are we going for? Kansai? Loli?
876 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:04:48 ID:KVORh+vg: >>866
That could work, but it will require some pretty high-level conversation skills.
877 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 03:04:58 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>865
I'm not trying to piss you off, but you need to either calm down or study up on grammar.
878 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:05:18 ID:pYKKOP3B: >>810 I had the same idea and told her a little about what happened so far,
but she was like "Oh. I can't stand stories like that!" and refused immediately. orz
　
Her thoughts on Loli: Girls, who move fast, recover fast too. She seems like a fickle girl.
On Kansai: If I was in Molester's position, it shouldn't really matter how Kansai feels about me.
The only thing that matters is how Molester feels.
Or so she said.
But there's no way I can show the thread to her. She's going to think I'm a weirdo.
879 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:05:32 ID:pHg4/a0F: Well, let me put it like this.
Molester's original goal was "seicross if possible".
In other words, "go for any girl with the possibility of seicross even if it means you have to work for it somewhat".

If he sticks to this, he has to go for Loli.

I was personally rooting for the Miss Undie route with all my being, but I shall take it to the grave with me.
880 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:05:45 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>855
Wow, you didn't get the point >>846 was trying to make at all.
881 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:05:55 ID:ZpqVDNiI: The Loli route is still alive and well though, isn't it?
The Kansai route, on the other hand, could go either way. She could turn him down or he might not have the balls to confess his love to her in the first place.

There's also the risk that Kansai has already heard about how Molester turned Loli down
and decided to never go out with Molester.
If he confesses his love to her, it might also end up tearing the girls' friendship apart.
882 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 03:06:34 ID:/iPnhO/h: >>845
Then I shall let you borrow my mouth!
Feel free to use it anytime! (；＾◎＾)
883 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:07:04 ID:kJ6CAmnp: >>874
No, I don't mean who is A and so on... Assuming C is Loli, it's possible that her feelings have changed already, right?
We can't keep taking it for granted that she still has a crush on B.
884 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:07:09 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>878
So Loli really is the type to jump into bed pretty quickly, huh?
I guess we don't have to worry about this turning into a mud-slinging contest over Molester.
885 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:07:39 ID:QCRlcOsN: We keep talking past each other.

>Molester, isn't there something you forgot to include in your report?
886 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:07:50 ID:KVORh+vg: >>881
> There's also the risk that Kansai has already heard about how Molester turned Loli down
> and decided to never go out with Molester.

No need to worry about this. Seriously.
887 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:07:55 ID:KJU96rlq: It's pure chaos in here...
888 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:07:59 ID:El3EUoTk: >>877
I'm asking this because I couldn't figure it out from your reports.
but how close are the girls among each other?
For example, who is Kansai closest with?
What about Loli?
If you don't know, just tell us the impression you got from talking to them.
889 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:08:06 ID:oDyI5CRT: Ahh, sorry.
>Don't worry. You'll get to have seicross sooner or later.
This sentence was supposed to encourage you to go down the Kansai route.
But I guess the unconsciously subjective projection at the end and the unnecessary new line before it made it hard to tell.
890 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 03:08:54 ID:/iPnhO/h: ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡　Everyone, please don't fight.
Who cares who is A or B?
891 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:08:54 ID:Ru7PvnVT: Cool your heads, VIPPERs.

This time too, he will get through it with his miraculous handling skills.
It's what he's done until now. And it's what he'll keep doing from now on too.
892 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:09:07 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>881
You couldn't ask girls out anymore if you had to always worry about tearing apart friendships.
893 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:09:35 ID:WSltLQ5R: Somehow this reminds me of Manhattan Love Story.
894 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:09:41 ID:ZpqVDNiI: Are you guys really sure that it works like that?
If my buddy got turned down by a girl,
I wouldn't go out with that girl even if she asked me out.
895 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:09:42 ID:pHg4/a0F: I feel like Loli and Fujoshi from the Pork Cutlet thread are cut from the same cloth.
896 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 03:10:29 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>888
Loli is definitely closest with Kansai.
Kansai is close with everyone.
Miss Understanding is kinda close with Butler, but she's just friends with the rest.
Butler is friends with Miss Understanding, but she's not quite yet friends with the others.
897 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:10:56 ID:VrEycho8: I'm in the Kansai camp, but let me post my honest thoughts.

Could it be that Loli was going to Kansai for advice?
That's why Kansai started contacting Molester frequently and reported everything back to Loli.
And could Loli have been actually following Kansai's advice when she made advances on you this time?
What if Loli was waiting for you in the parking lot?
Also, that night when Loli puked in your bed, what if she got Kansai involved because she wanted to meet you?
Maybe Loli was told by the other girls from the family restaurant to make you fall for you by seducing you.

If my theory is correct, the only viable route is the Loli one.
898 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:11:15 ID:7EbNMO4k: Never forget that the world is full of men and women!
And the men on VIP only care about themselves!
899 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:11:28 ID:KVORh+vg: >>894
I don't see any problem at all.
Any friendship that breaks because of something like that is not true friendship.

Obviously, you shouldn't do it behind your friends' backs though.
900 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:11:36 ID:ZpqVDNiI: That's right, I just can't pick up girls.
I don't have the balls to pick up girls, so I'm curious if Molester has the balls to do it.
Besides, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 23 years old.
You'll seriously never get a chance like this again, I swear.
901 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:11:41 ID:YT0aIUKG: Let's calm down for a moment.

Fact is, Molester likes Kansai.
If Molester didn't care what the audience wants, he would have long picked the Kansai route, am I right?
We also learned that the ABC story was originally told with actual names.
But were they people you know, Molester?
902 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:12:11 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>898
People only care about themselves no matter where you go.
VIPPERs though care more about how to make the thread more epic.
I wouldn't even hesitate to post pics of my dick if it made for a more epic thread.
903 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:12:38 ID:VqVtLcim: Molester, we don't even know if Kansai likes you to begin with.
Even if she did, going out with Loli won't suddenly make Kansai hate you.

How much do you like Kansai really?
If it's just a crush, I would just go for Loli.

To be honest, now that you're in this mess with Loli,
she has the power to ruin the Kansai route for you whenever she feels like it...

Kansai is the kind of girl who values friendship, right?
There's no way she'd go out with the guy who just rejected her best friend.
Plus, if she were to find out that you and Loli almost had a thing,
she might not be able to forget it and it might end up popping into her head when she least expects it, which is like the biggest turn-off...
904 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:12:49 ID:KVORh+vg: >>897
That is very much possible and I happen to be for the Loli route too,
but the protagonist of this story is Molester.

And Molester likes Kansai.
905 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:12:50 ID:pHg4/a0F: >>897
If that is true, when Loli fell asleep on Molester's bed, it must have been on purpose.
She wanted to find out how the guy she likes smells...
906 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:13:29 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>905
　
　
SHE　WAS　MARKING　HER　TERRITORY　!!!!
907 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:13:44 ID:rW6a+kH0: Well, it's only been about 3 weeks since he got to know them,
so I'm sure he can easily develop a crush on Loli as strong as the one he has on Kansai.

With that said, I'm in the Kansai camp.
908 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:13:45 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>901
The names don't matter, dude.
909 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:14:08 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>877
I've calmed down. Japanese was one of my best subjects in school. But I admit I could have worded >>865 a little better.
Besides, it feels like the question doesn't really matter now.
That post was a knee-jerk reaction and I regret it now.
910 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:14:16 ID:oUkmD3rX: >>894

What someone thinks about you only matters after you ask them out.
Whether you ask them out or not should only be decided by what you think about them.
And if that person likes you back, you get to go out with them. But if they, for example, value friendship more, you will get rejected.

I always turn into such a romantic when the full moon is out.
911 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:14:22 ID:oDyI5CRT: >>901
Yes, Molester likes Kansai.
But Loli has the temptation of sex on her side and the guilt of having potentially hurt her feelings.
Molester has not made up his mind yet.
912 : 897 : 04/11/29 03:14:52 ID:VrEycho8: That slut you guys call Kansai is next to me right now and she said so, so it must be truew
913 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:15:01 ID:KVORh+vg: >>903
>There's no way she'd go out with the guy who just rejected her best friend.
This is just a baseless assumption. In reality, this is usually never a problem.
914 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:15:11 ID:YT0aIUKG: Whether Kansai likes Molester or not does not matter right now.
915 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:15:12 ID:A/3tI1hN: >>897
If we go by the ABC story though, I'm pretty sure A is Kansai...
916 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:15:29 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Just imagining how pointless this discussion will turn out to be tomorrow makes me so excited I can't sleep!
917 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:15:30 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>912
Please elaborate.
918 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:16:05 ID:El3EUoTk: >>896
In that case, Kansai must have already heard about what happened,
but for some reaosn, she still hasn't contacted you, right?

What a mysteryー♪
919 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 03:16:05 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>909
I too got all worked up because I haven't masturbated in days.
I regret it now.
920 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:16:06 ID:wrw/IBb/: Molester, you like Kansai, right? Though I don't know if you like her so much that you want to go out with herw
And at the same time, you want to have seicross with Loli if possible, right?

If so, I don't see why you shouldn't go for bothw

The fact that you're a virgin and don't have any friends
may make for great excuses to run away, but they're only small obstacles to your goals.
You'll be able to overcome them easily.

For starters, just tell us what you want to do.
I will gladly help you out from the other side of the Internet.
921 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:16:06 ID:ZpqVDNiI: This discussion is starting to hit a bit too close to home. FML.
922 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:16:12 ID:5yPVodKI: I'm going to bed because I'm at my limit.
Molester ignores all my posts anyway.

Before I go though, let me post a thought I had.
If Molester had done it with Loli, he could have easily gone for the grand finale.
Having a friend like Kansai and a girlfriend like Loli Jugs is fucking amazing if you think about it.
And in the long run, he could have targeted Kansai next.
I'm so tired I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore.
But oh well, that ship has already sailed anyway.
923 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:16:19 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>912
What's wrong? You mad, bro? Stop trying so hard and go to bed.
924 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:16:23 ID:rW6a+kH0: Whatever, I'm off to bed.
One last thing though. Molester, stop running.
925 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:16:40 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>910
Kouyama?
926 : 897 : 04/11/29 03:16:41 ID:VrEycho8: >>917
What's there to elaborate? It's the truth.
By the way, the girls all already know about this thread.
927 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:17:30 ID:f9S7kT+X: >>926
Make a tripcode using Kansai's family name then. Come on.
928 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:17:32 ID:KVORh+vg: >>922
>If Molester had done it with Loli, he could have easily gone for the grand finale.
Seconded.

Crabs. ﾉｼ
929 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:17:42 ID:KqwZ3wkz: >>926
Wait! Don't tell me you're Glasses!
930 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:17:55 ID:WSltLQ5R: Looks like one of us has finally lost it.
931 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:18:21 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>926
Please elaborate.
932 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:18:28 ID:i/rkqjAF: I just blew the hugest load when I masturbated just now. Discuss.
933 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:18:30 ID:KVORh+vg: >>926
Why would you call her a slut if she knows about the thread?w
934 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:18:34 ID:kJ6CAmnp: Is this the thread where an angry steamed crab is running havoc?
935 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:18:50 ID:pHg4/a0F: Well, the rest is up to Molester...
He can stick to the Kansai route if he wants to.
The Loli route is not dead yet, so he can switch to it if he wants to do it with someone asap.

Even if we complain about his choice, we won't be able to change his mind.

I'm here to help Molester finish whatever route he picks.
936 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:18:56 ID:f9S7kT+X: >>932
Please elaborate.
937 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:19:07 ID:YT0aIUKG: We're approaching post #950. No wonder people are starting to lose their minds.
938 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:19:16 ID:WuG56WEj: As long as Loli has a crush on Molester,
Molester will just get rejected if he confesses his love to Kansai.
After all, Kansai is the kind of girl who can take a hint.
939 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:19:25 ID:QCRlcOsN: >>932
......please elaborate. (in a very small voice)
940 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:19:29 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>936
You're such a dick.
941 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:19:44 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>936
Why would you want him to elaborate on that?w
942 : ◆wS2fCa8rNY : 04/11/29 03:20:03 ID:VrEycho8: >>933
Because she's my trained sex slave.
943 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:20:06 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>936
How do I describe it... My semen was like super thick and about the size of a quarter-folded tissue.
944 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:20:24 ID:2hWEFvhp: >936
945 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:20:31 ID:f9S7kT+X: Molester, now you make a tripcode with Kansai's family name. Come on.
946 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:20:34 ID:fT02Bc6c: >>932
As expected of the VIPPER with the ID that says Anal Fuck.
947 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:20:36 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>942
He made the tripcode! He actually did it!
948 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:20:38 ID:WuG56WEj: >>943
Whoa whoawwwwwwwwwww OK OKwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
949 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:20:53 ID:El3EUoTk: If it's seicross he wants, he should just do it with Kansai.
No need to switch routes.

And here comes the most important thing:
　　　　KANSAI　　LIKES　　MOLESTER　　TOO.
950 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:02 ID:nnbAYHWX: >>943
Don't you dare post pics of it! Don't you dare!
951 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:03 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>942
What's the point of just using a tripcode without a name?
952 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 03:21:19 ID:OHOnsYLn: I tried it out just now on a completely unrelated board and it was a completely different tripcode, you fraudw
953 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:21 ID:i/rkqjAF: Search results for "◆wS2fCa8rNY": About 4,970 results

http://www.google.co.jp/search?hl=ja&q=%E2%97%86wS2fCa8rNY&btnG=Google+%E6%A4%9C%E7%B4%A2&lr=
954 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:21 ID:QCRlcOsN: >>943

How old are you?
955 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:28 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>950
True, true. You're in charge of the next thread btw.
956 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:28 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>949
Is that confirmed?
957 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:40 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>942
Could you post pics?
958 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:48 ID:nnbAYHWX: I'm 950!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The next thread is part 25, right?
959 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:51 ID:kJ6CAmnp: What I'm worried about the most isn't whether Molester will choose Kansai or Loli. It's how much time he has left to save the Kansai and Loli routes.
If he waits too long, he won't have any routes to choose from.
960 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:53 ID:iWvgMLFx: >>943
Listen, you better not post pics of it. You better not!
961 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:55 ID:2hWEFvhp: >951
I thought the idea is to use her family name as the key?
962 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:21:59 ID:f9S7kT+X: ID:VrEycho8 Thanks for cooperating.
963 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:22:02 ID:WSltLQ5R: >>943
Whoawwwwww Your semen is like Siro Jam. OKwwwwwww
964 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:22:24 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>954
I'll turn 20 soon.
965 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/29 03:22:32 ID:OHOnsYLn: >>949
Now that's what I wanted to hear.
966 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:22:40 ID:f9S7kT+X: >>943
Please elaborate on what you fapped to.
967 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:23:06 ID:r6IcnLF2: >>952 ← I have no idea what he's talking about.
968 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:23:08 ID:KVORh+vg: >>959
Oh crab, you're right.
You should at least think about what to e-mail to Loli, Molester.
969 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:23:37 ID:kJ6CAmnp: The VIPPERs' attention is beginning to shift to other things. Discuss.
970 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:23:42 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>967
Have you even been reading the thread?
Almost everyone here gets what he's talking about.
971 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:23:55 ID:FwUqs/cC: Why don't you ask Kansai for advice?
Using ABC instead of names.
A and C are good friends and B likes A, but C came onto him... and so on.
972 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:23:59 ID:7EbNMO4k: Is her family name Sakamoto?
973 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:24:05 ID:i/rkqjAF: >>966
I think it was a drawing made by some drawfag.
A 2D shrine maiden with cum all over her face.
974 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:24:09 ID:zSzHPVWn: If you translate "Aren't you going to do something?" into English,
you get "Why don't you make love with me?"
This is an extremely polite way of asking someone to sleep with you.
975 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:24:11 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>967
Lurk for at least half a year before posting again.

Is all I can saywww

Every 2channer should know how tripcodes work.
976 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:24:24 ID:WSltLQ5R: >>967
Are you an elementary schooler or something?
977 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:24:29 ID:El3EUoTk: >>956
There's no doubt about it.
Why else would she keep a guy company all night she doesn't even like
or ask him to do all kinds of odd jobs for her?

If you look back on the way Kansai's been acting around him, you'll see that she's been already treating him like her boyfriend.
978 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:24:29 ID:f9S7kT+X: I love myself for believing Molester's tripcode post without even seeing proof.
979 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:24:56 ID:nnbAYHWX: I got totally mistaken for a molester part 25
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101666215/

I created it.
980 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:24:58 ID:f9S7kT+X: >>973
Pics. You know the deal.
981 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:24:59 ID:QCRlcOsN: >>969
Sorryw

>>The semen guy
If you're that young, you should be finewwwwwwwwwwwww
982 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:25:11 ID:kJ6CAmnp: I somehow don't feel like sleeping tonight.
983 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:25:22 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>978
If that guy was telling the truth, in Molester's current state, he would've lost his shit and we would've known right away.
984 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:25:51 ID:7EbNMO4k: >>978
Well, that guy was obviously baiting.
985 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:26:23 ID:wrw/IBb/: >>974
Why did you translate it to English?wwwwwww
986 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:26:32 ID:YT0aIUKG: Even if Kansai liked Molester, don't forget that he still has to make a move if he wants to make her his.
987 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:26:46 ID:KVORh+vg: Alright, why don't we all have ourselves a late-night snack first?
988 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:27:13 ID:f9S7kT+X: Wait, I wanna have the natto set menu, but Nakau doesn't open until 5am.
989 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:27:14 ID:Ru7PvnVT: >>987
Sorry, I alread had something to eat......
Next up is breakfast.

Also, we're approaching the 1000th post. What's today's wish going to be?
990 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:27:25 ID:i/rkqjAF: I uploaded a pic of it, but I can't post it here since it would be off-topic...
I'll post it in the FF thread.
991 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:27:30 ID:YT0aIUKG: Let the battle for the 1000 GET begin.
992 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:27:44 ID:pHg4/a0F: But man...
I wonder how it feels to have two (possibly three) women fall in love with you within a month of getting to know them...

I envy him... not even a little bit!!
993 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:27:56 ID:pYKKOP3B: Goodbye, Kansai.
994 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:28:04 ID:KVORh+vg: If this is 1000, we're all going to have an offline meet at Jonathan's in Shinjuku and discuss our next move.
995 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:28:12 ID:K1FNyOxI: But we can't completely rule out the possibility that the girls are watching this thread... right?
996 : (･ω･ﾐ 3 )∋ : 04/11/29 03:28:18 ID:W9Zb6KO4: If this is 1000, I shall take Loli Jugs instead. m9(`Д´) point
997 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:28:19 ID:wrw/IBb/: If this is 1000, Molester's going to lick Kansai's butthole.
998 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:28:22 ID:pHg4/a0F: If this is 1000, I wil go make love to my wife right now.
999 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:28:23 ID:SwiJQT3x: Is this 1000?
1000 : VIPPER : 04/11/29 03:28:25 ID:7EbNMO4k: If this is 1000, I get the Kansai end.
Molester gets the Loli titfucking end.
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