The other day, I was totally mistaken for a molester.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I was actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got totally mistaken for a molester part 23 (actually part 24)
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101655768/
Templates omitted.
http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
↑ A detailed summary is being written here at a totally amazing pace.
※ >>950 starts the next thread.
※ No fighting among VIPPERs allowed.
There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
[Pork] Recharger Man [Cutlet]
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100786403
Crabs.
+ +
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Glasses.
Crabs.
Thx.
Crab.
つCrab
Crab.
(ﾉ∀`) Oh boy
It's not like I didn't care which board. It was an accident.
I still regret it now.
If this is 1000, I get the Kansai end.
Molester gets the Loli titfucking end.
This is going to be another long night.
You're that guy!?
Sorry for the harsh words that time.
I still regret it now.
You forgot to include this. Well, not that I have any right to complain as the one who failed to start part 20.
That was you! Crab.
Your wish was unexpectedly kindw
It was an important lesson that reminded me of the responsibility that comes with making a thread,
an act that is often taken too lightly when you're used to VIP.
I still feel grateful now.
>>I tried it out just now on a completely unrelated board and it was a completely different tripcode, you fraudw
even mean?
Of course, I know that tripcodes are the same on all boards,
but what did he exactly try out?
Or he's watching anime right now.
You're a good guy. Your post had me tearing up and shit.
>>29
Molester tried making a tripcode using Kansai's real family name,
but it was completely different than the guy in the previous thread was using.
And with that, it was proven that that guy was just bluffing.
Umm... I'm going to make crab hot pot. Do you want to come to my place?
( ﾟДﾟ)っ● EAT SHIT
Do you know your multiplication tables?
Hmm... Am I the only one who thinks it's going to be a piece of cake?
>>33 You know that it decreases your life expectancy, right?w
He must have made a tripcode from Kansai's real family name in some test thread or something.
Loli likes Molester.
Kansai either likes Molester or is indifferent towards him.
Molester likes Kansai more than Loli.
That is all there is to it.
How many semen do you have to kill until you're satisfied!?
we have no way of knowing whether Molester really tried it out or not,
nor is there any need to, I dare say.
That's because this is News Flash VIP.
I'm really curious about this post from the previous thread.
He did a tripcode test using Kansai's family name.
Are you trying to say that you can do a tripcode test without actually making a post?
I feel like masturbating after seeing this.
The shrine maiden pic didn't really do it for me.
I am hard now though.
Loli: "Oh yeah, I wonder what VA means... Let me google it."
clickety-clack............
Loli: "Is this that website called 2ch? Don't tell me Mr. Molester is a..."
is what I thought at first, but when she actually googles it,
Loli: "What is this? Yoshida Sensha? He reads manga like this...?"
is how it might go.
Loli and Kansai are pretty good friends.
↑
This little detail complicates everything.
That's nothing. Go back to the previous thread and check out the URL in post 953.
That's a love triangle if I ever saw one.
I guess, Miss Undie is the odd one out now, huh?
Ahh, now I get it.
Seems like my brain has completely stopped working.
Uhh, it was just a name that caught my eyes in the google search results.
Sorry.
it won't really go anywhere anyway...
I don't think we have to worry about the ABC story. There are too many uncertainties.
Take a chance and go for Kansai!
Even if you get turned down, you don't have anything to lose.
You'll just be back to your previous lifestyle.
If anything, you'll have gained something valuable.
You might not get to have any seicross either, but you'll want to get yourself a girlfriend first anyway.
I feel like doing it too now.
I'd love to try out strange masturbation.
Don't you have a heart?
It woke me up.
get a girlfriend → seicross
Just seeing someone advocate for this order of things makes me happy somehow.
I was starting to wonder if I'm the only one. Or if I'm considered old-fashioned now.
When a guy gets involved, friendship between women becomes thinner than paper.
It's extremely rare that a woman gives up on a guy for her female friend.
Loli's behavior is a great example of thisw
>>52
My homeroom teacher in third and fourth grade of elementary school had the same name.
Let's just leave it at that.
It's just lowercase Latin letters, huh?
Are VIPPERs immortal or something?w
Are you okay?
Are the crabs safe?
Hold on, Kansai isn't supposed to be anything like that (seen through Molester's lens).
A model VIPPER.
A tsunami warning has been issued. (･∀･)
What the hell, Molester!? You didn't do it!?
I left my girlfriend hanging, making her all suspicious just to get home asap
and this is what I get? *angry*
According to the ETA of the tsunami, you have 20 minutes left.
You should go to a sandy beach after the tsunami.
There'll be tons of crabs there for the taking.
I'm not one to talk, but what in the fuck are you doing? LOLww
She also caused quite the stir in Molester's heart.
In my crotch too.
And the emotions and tears she wasn't able to hold back anymore are closing in on us now in the form of a tsunami.
But I'm glad I fastened my bookshelf to the wall after it almost killed me in an earthquake two years ago.
It's so cold out I don't feel like going out to see the tsunami.
I guess Western Japan has submerged.
My sides hurtw
Molester, I want you to really consider this direction.
Well then, good night, everyone.
--------------------------------------------------
Why don't you just ask Kansai for advice about Loli?
She's like the leader of the family restaurant gang, so I feel like it could actually work.
Here's how it would go in my imagination:
Molester: "The other day at Loli's place, ..."
Kansai: "Seriously!? So, how do you feel about her?"
Kansai: "I know I'm a wuss, but I don't, umm, do that kind of thing with a woman I don't love."
Kansai: "Huh, are you still in love with Miss Undie or what?"
Molester: "What? I'm notw"
Kansai: "Who is it then?"
Molester: "Didn't I tell you that only you can be my partner?"
Kansai: "(∩ ﾟдﾟ) Ahh! Ahh! I can't hear you!"
Guess I'll be rotting at the bottom of the sea soon...
｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀`)･ﾟ･｡
As always, the hours fly by when I'm here.
Yeah, it's always a good idea to shut your brain off for a while.
Like hell it is, you dumbass.
I'm in Tokyo.
I can see the lost continent Mu when I look out the window.
Like I keep saying, Loli must have gotten Kansai's consent.
It should be obvious from Molester's past reports
that Kansai and the girls have a sense of honor and decency though.
There are more women, who got their shit together, than you think.
Guys, I'll be going ahead. ﾉｼ
One thing's for sure, it wasn't Mr. Satouwwwwwww
Good luck with real seicross.
Say hi to your wife from me.
>Molester It's going to be tough if Kansai already knows about the Loli incident or finds out about it.
But well, you know, hang in there～ﾉｼ
You haven't said anything about what you think all night.
w
Has Molester gone to bed?
On such a blistering-cold morning.
It's true that I've cheated on her, but today I left her hanging for this!
Damn you, Molester.
He did say what he thinks. He said both.
No matter how long you wait, there won't be a conclusion or a consensus, you know?
I think it's much more unlikely than the whole "Kansai is girl A" theory. Am I the only one?
I guess it's business as usual at this point, huh?
That was an unexpected confession, but thanks for confiding in us.
I'm going to bed now,
but Molester, just don't ask any of the girls for advice!
They'll think you're the biggest pussy ever.
Don't say a thing until Kansai asks you about it.
If she asks you why you did it,
"Because there's someone I like."
"Who is it?"
"You."
give it to her like that.
Also, make sure to apologize to Loli.
"I just can't see you in that way."
Say something like that.
Don't mention a thing about how you like Kansai.
Be careful about these things and you should be able to avoid having to spend Christmas in 2ch.
Earthshaking decision... lol
TBS is showing some weird music show.
TV Asahi: weather forecast.
Fuji TV: some band's concert maybe?
ytv isn't even broadcasting right now.
Hey, hey!
It's all because you masturbated.
Gotta eat, take a bath and go buy Jump. ﾉｼ
What's wrong? You live in Hokkaido?
Do the natural vibrations feel that good or what?
I know that feelw
So, what are you going to do next?
Who knew that blowing a huge load was an omen of earthquakes.
How shamelessw
If he keeps his mouth shut, it'll just be an embarrassing anecdote between Loli and him. The Loli route would be secure too.
I doubt Loli would tell anyone about something so embarrassing like how she offered seicross to Molester and got turned down.
Put your pants back on and take refuge somewhere.
it'll only end up confusing her because your side of the story is bound to be very different than Loli's.
But I have to say, Molester and the people in the Kansai camp are real men for taking on the much harder Kansai route.
Run away with just trunks on.
Getting told "Your legs are quite hairy."
can be the beginning of a love.
Molesting is bad.
- He likes Kansai.
- But he's a virgin.
They're both reasons why he didn't do it.
I think people are getting tired of saying this, but make up your mind by tomorrow morning and e-mail one of the girls.
http://with2ch.net/cgi-bin/pict/image-box/img20041129034725.jpg
From the live watch board.
For now, I think I'll just take a bath and go to bed...
I don't think they will contact you if you don't.
That might be the end of the line though. Thanks for everything so far.
I feel like it'll be the end if you don't do something...
Women can be scary when they band togetherw
There's no right or wrong when it comes to the love game.
We've all asked people out and been turned down, and found our own way.
It only makes sense that we can't agree on one way.
So don't think too hard about it.
............is what everyone's been saying, right?
But until he's decided which girl to go for, he can't send an e-mail!!
Too bad!!!!
The order is: Select girl → Come up with what to write → Send e-mail
Get rekt!
That might be okay for today,
but the longer you wait the harder it will be to contact any of them, don't you think?
In that case, I will go to bed after having fun with Jessica.
ﾉｼ
Calm downw
Also, post pics of your little sister.
Your post has too much QUALITY to ignoreww
I, for one, was so glad that he didn't do it, so I'm going to masturbate now.
>Kansai: "Seriously!? So, how do you feel about her?"
I don't think she will reply like this.
fjasdhboasj another aonthre eathrqukaaeee
I wonder if we'll get another unexpected twist tomorrow.
Are you alrihgt?
You didn't say it at the time because you were too perplexed or something.
There's no need to say anything to Kansai for now. This is something you should only talk to Loli about.
↓
Once you tell Loli that you like Kansai, you have no choice but to confess your love to Kansai.
We don't know if Kansai likes you or not, but now that it's come to this, you can't just wait and do nothing.
Why not? It's true that she might not sound as uninvolved when talking about her BFF Loli,
but if you're going to be a naysayer, you'll have to post a better idea, no?
I'm completely out of ideas...
Though there is the possibility that he will never have another encounter for the rest of his life, not even with a slime.
Get off the internet and go get yourself as many crabs as you can.
Also, stay away from buildings.
Molester, hang in there. You have to hang in there.
If you die in an earthquake, you'll regret it forever. Do something with your life before it's too late.
I haven't read the archive, but hang in there, man, hang in there.
I just don't want him to use Loli as an excuse when confessing his love to Kansaiw
I'm worried, but then again you're posting in this thread, so it can't be too bad, right?
Are you trying to kill me?
Ask Loli indirectly how she really feels and tell her indirectly that there's someone you like. (Don't reveal that it's Kansai.)
Treat Kansai the same way as before. If she asks you about what happened, say "Sorry, I can't talk about it. It only concerns Loli and me."
I don't think I can agree with >>91. When you think about Kansai and Loli's feelings,
you can't be completely honest with either of them.
If you're going to apologize, it has to be in personw
Tell her in person "It's not that I didn't do anything. I couldn't do anything. I'm sorry for embarrassing you like that."
and it should be fine. Also, tell her you're not gayw
It's not like you did something bad and ruined your friendship with Loli,
so I don't think you need to worry so much about losing Loli.
Btw, what if she was just trying to make up for puking on your bed with seicross?
I'm fine, I think. I'm still scared though.
I've experienced both the great hanshin earthquake and the one in Tokachi last year, so I'm scared shitless.
That is, if he doesn't get stabbed by Loli before that.
Whoawww What about aftershocks?ww
Be safe!
Molester has to make up his mind first.
I don't like the thought of Molester talking to Kansai about what happened between him and Loli. It's tactless.
There's no need to talk to Kansai about it at all.
No, as a man, he shouldn't talk to her about it, don't you think?
I heard there'll be aftershocks with a seismic intensity of 4.
I'll stop going off-topic and go to the earthquake board now.
I'm sorry.
My parents had a rough time too during the earthquake in Niigata earlier this year. I should have been more thoughtful.
Loli made the first step, so it's hard to imagine that this will be over without her contacting him again.
It's true that you can minimize the risk of making mistakes by waiting for the other party to move first and reacting to it appropriately.
But there's the risk of losing the Kansai route while you're waiting. Also, it's impossible to predict what Loli might do next, so we can't prepare for it at all.
At least, when you move first, you won't have to worry about those things, is what I think.
Just stay here. There are only a few people left right now anyway, no one will mindw
At least, keep this thread open in a separate window plz.
Yeah, right?
If you don't do anything at a time like this,
they'll just be like "I don't know what that guy is thinking!!" and think you're creepy.
I recommend doing something.
Thanks for the kind comment.
I was masturbating just a few minutes ago. I feel so stupid now.
My little sister is so shaken up she's using polite speech on me, it's kind of moe.
She sent 6 e-mails in total.
How old is your little sister?wwwwww Whoawwwww That sounded sowwww inappropriatewwwww
The problem is that if you decide to wait,
it becomes hard to find the right timing to act again.
It's not like you have anything in particular to contact them about.
Instead of talking to Kansai about it,
I wonder if Molester can't feel out Miss Understanding or Butler for information first.
Looks like you've calmed down.
Make sure to check if you really put on underwear.
She's 18.
>>194
The tip of my penis is wet for some reason, but I feel like I have more important things to worry about rigth now.
Polite speech → "Stop using polite speech." → Whoawwwww
I feel like I've seen this turn of events a few hours ago......
You better not go talking to any girls in your underwear.
I put on pants, but my fly was open.
I can't believe I went to the convenience store like that.
So embarrassing.
Just keep throwing your opinions out there.
but when he talks to Kansai, he should be ready to confess his love
and it should be in person at the bare minimum.
I think, instead of probing the other girls for info,
he should just focus on how to deal with Kansai and Loli.
Just say you needed a day to think about everything. Either way, doing nothing and waiting is not an option.
But if you still want to get with Loli after all that,
you can forget about going out with either of them.
Lol.
You should be fine as long as you still have electricity.
Whenever a big earthquake hit in the past, a power outage followed right away.
For now, just hold out until the sun rises. You're sure to calm down when it gets bright out.
It'd be a lot like Molester, sincere and faithful. As a man, he'd be the taking an L though.
>>ID:i/rkqjAF
I was totally fine this time because I fastened my bookshelf to the wall after the Tokachi-Oki earthquake.
In the 19 years I've been living in Kushiro, I've experienced about 5 or 6 huge earthquakes and I'm so used to them now. （ ＾ω＾）
Should we go check out the tsunami? Or is it too late?
I'll do my best.
>>204
I feel like I know you from somewhere.
but I think you should simply ask her to go out with you.
If she asks where that suddenly came from,
you could just tell her you wanted to make things clear.
If Kansai already heard about it from Loli, she'll know what you mean, and if she hasn't, there's no need to tell her.
And whether you get to go out with her or get turned down, Loli will eventually hear about it,
so that's how she'll find out why you turned her down, right?
I just think a love confession should only be about how much you love someone and that's it.
If you see it through to the end and manage to go out with Kansai,
I will cry.
Whoawwwwwwwwww I've been found outwwwwwww
By the way, Molester doesn't seem as down as he was after that trip to Akihabara. I guess it hits different when it's Loli vs. when it's Kansai.
"I almost had a thing with Loli,
but I didn't do anything because I'd rather have seicross with you, Kansai, the one I love."
He'll start to regret it later, he just doesn't know it yet.
"Oh, man, why did I not hit that..."
he'll sayw
I wish I could go back to when I was in junior high... I was such a brat...
I want to lose my virginity...
but I believe that my opinion should not matter when it comes to whether he should go for Loli or Kansai.
Even if Molester declared that Kansai is the one he likes, I still don't think I should chime in.
That's why I will wait until Molester himself makes it clear who he picked.
I see.
I guess he will regret not doing it with Loli when he gets turned down by Kansai...
vFXnLHrJ suddenly revealing a weak side is so moe.
When we regret not having done something (not just seicross), for some reason, we're always so sure that it would have worked outw
www Rightww That or when he gets dumped by Kansaiwww
Good night.
Night.
Even if he gets turned down, he theoretically still has a chance with Loli.
It is only a very theoretical chance though.
Whatever you decide, Molester,
I will most likely troll the shit out of you and make fun of it in the thread,
but I will not deny it.
Good night.
It will sting just a little for a long, long time.
Brb preparing for evacuation.
You could easily freeze to death at this time of the year.
Good night.
Night.
Take care not to catch a cold.
I checked the weather forecast just now and it said it'll be like 2 degrees out tonight.
Don't die, man. Night.
Crabs. ﾉｼ
In any case, you need to make a decision, Molester.
Kansai or Loli, I think you still have a chance with either of them. It's not too late yet.
Make your decision first and then we'll think about how to go about it.
Crabs for staying up till early morning.
I'm going to bed too. It's dangerous to be on VIP past 4 am.
But wait... that's exactly the kind of character growth the thread starter usually goes through at the end!
...I feel like the only thing that's growing is Molester's little Molester though.
Now, this may seem like a safe choice, but it's just as unpredictable as the other routes.
With that said, I'm gonna go to bed too.
It's not rare at all to fall for someone because they fell in love with you first.
I'm neither in the Kansai camp or the Loli camp, but I do think that you did the right thing in today's report.
I'm off, this time for real. Crabs.
I hope Molester can take pride in what he did this time.
Also, Kansai for life. ﾉｼ
I like how that still leaves the grande finale open.
Think about it hard and make a decision by yourself.
Whatever you choose, it'll be a good life experience for you.
We still have some time left till Christmas, but it's time to make a decision.
For starters, I want you to reminisce on all the good shit that happened, like Kansai's smile and the conversations you had with her including the ones by e-mail,
or what happened in Loli's room and her jugs peeking out of her bathtowel, and how you went shopping with both of them, and so on.
While you're remembering everything, I'm sure you'll reach a conclusion.
This kind of thing isn't something you figure out using your brain or by listening to other people's opinions.
I slept through the whole thingwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
What's more, the moment the party in this thread ended, Crotch Guy is saying he's going to sleep toowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Whoa, I have so much to share but no place to go towwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm going to sleep! I don't care if I die in my sleep!
I think it's better if you don't tell Kansai about what happened with Loli.
You're probably not the type to tell on somebody anyway,
but I bet Kansai can't stand it when friends talk behind each other's backs.
Remember how Kansai didn't want to talk about Miss Undie's relationship with her parents when you asked her way back?
Plus, it's not like it's something she could give you advice about.
I guess it could trigger the Kansai flag if she likes you, but if she doesn't,
she'll just think you're bragging to her, which would be very out-of-character for you.
Don't you accidentally let it slip to Kansai! You'll lose her trust.
After what happened with Loli, you should just completely give up on her.
Maybe she was just testing you or maybe all she wanted was a fling, right?
After all, you're the one who'll end up getting hurt, Molester.
Besides, a girl who suddenly invites you into her room and lets you have seicross with her?
Not doing it was the right decision without the shadow of a doubt!
Winter is sprinkled with events,
so for now, I think you should just hang out and go drinking with the family restaurant gang.
I'm sure, when you see them the next time, Loli will be acting surprisingly normal. Don't worry about it too much.
Hey, let me tell you one last thing!!!
I'm not sad... I'm not envious of you at all...
Don't die.
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| ノ ヽ Ｚｚｚ・・・
γ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣/ ─ ─ |
/ ※ ※ ※ ※ /| ( _●_) ミ_＿
./ ※ ※ ※ ※ / 彡 ,,_＿(,,..)__ /＿＿）
(＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ノ＿＿_,,_＿＿＿_）
Let's hope that tomorrow will be a happy day for all of us.
This thread is so out of place on VIP it's fucking annoying.
Working full-time was tough and lonely, so I quickly developed a light form of depression as a result,
but I kept completing the tasks I was assigned.
As I got gradually used to work, I slowly started to feel like work was actually fun.
After work, I would go drinking with my co-workers and quickly became friends with them.
Life was pretty fulfilling everyday.
Meanwhile, I had developed a crush on someone from my company.
It was a woman, who had joined the company last year and was a year older than me.
She had pretty long hair and a slender figure.
She was totally my type, so I wanted to get to know her better.
One day, she asked me out for drinks.
We had gone drinking before, but it was the first time it was just the two of us.
At first, I was nervous about what we'd talk about,
but we had fun talking about work and our co-workers over drinks.
Just when I was starting to feel slightly tipsy,
her face went stiff all of a sudden.
I asked "What's wrong?" and with a look of terror on her face,
she screamed "...be-behind you!!!!"
Surprised, I turned around and that's when I woke up.
Good morning, you guys.
Morning has come.
Now, what's going to happen today?!
Morning, guys.
At least, I think it was the right decision to not do it with Loli.
Good morning, you guys.
Hero: Molester Lv5
Delete adventure log?
ｨｧYes
No
Molester, you better do something today.
Molester, hang in there.
Good morning. ﾉｼ
But Molester did really good. Well, it could be that he just didn't have the balls, but he still did good.
Also, I wish a good morning to you guys.
That was a huge opportunity he let slip by.
I don't think he'll get another opportunity like that.
You guys, good morning. ﾉｼ
First of all, I think you should wait for the girls to contact you first.
In case Kansai contacts you (after hearing about everything from Loli) and you confess your love to Kansai:
- Kansai end
- Extinction of all routes (back to your normal life you go)
These two outcomes are the most likely.
In case Loli contacts you (and she hasn't talked to anyone about what happened):
- Loli end
- Kansai end
- Extinction of all routes (back to your normal life you go)
Any of these are possible.
As you can see, you have to tread very carefully now, Molester.
It was so frustrating to watch Molester's incompetence from my cell phone.
Does Loli resemble Ichii Shizuka?
Good morning, you guys.
Molester, you probably think friends go to each other's places all the time, but that's just the delusions of a virgin.
If you don't have any interest in doing her, don't go to her place. No, it's weird that you don't have any interest in doing her in the first place.
I think it was a mistake that he went to Loli's place at all. What about you guys?
Well, I know what you mean, but I don't think it's that simple.
and if yes, what they told each other just before and after the incident.
And why do the chicks all have the hots for Molester?
What makes him so attractive?
Is it his talk skills or is he actually good-looking?
At the same time, I'm starting to have doubts about
if Kansai, Loli, and Miss Undie are really as cute
as Molester always makes them out to be.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
I'll be off to work now.
Good morning, guys.
Good morning. Please do your best at work.
Also, the curry I made three days ago tastes kind of different now. I wonder if it's still okay.
It stinks a little too.
I've been repeating the reheating it → eating it → putting it in the fridge → reheating it cycle............ but yesterday, I accidentally left it out all day...
I mean, I've already had it this morning, but I'm asking because there's still two meals' worth left.
The curry roux should still be fine,
but the vegetables, the meat and the rest has probably long gone bad. You have to put it in the freezer.
Just because he's an otaku doesn't mean he's like the losers in the single men board.
Molester is actually Kousaka from Genshiken. You heard it here first.
It should be okay if you reheat it properly every time.
Plus, it's winter.
She should have a better opinion of him now because he didn't do anything. That is, if she was trying to seduce him.
There are no flags that can be activated and deactivated.
Too bad.
I usually eat it three times a day until it's gone though... I'd rather not put it in the freezer.
>>279
One thing's for sure. I'm not handsome.
The thing is, I always sucked at sports, so it's no wonder that I wasn't a popular kid in grade school and junior high.
>>280
Oh well, I guess I don't have a choice but to eat it... Man, how I wish I hit the lottery.
Have you had breakfast like a good boy? What are your plans today?
Anyhow, good morning to you guys too! (・∀・)ﾉｼﾞ
Yeah, that's what I thought.
The best thing would be probably to keep both the Kansai route and the Loli route alive,
but I don't think Molester could pull it off...
It's not just Molester. No one could pull that off.
Kansai and Loli are too close for that.
By the way, what did I miss while I was gone? (･∀･)
No, I mean, he can obviously only date one of them in the end, but it should be possible to keep both flags raised for a while, right?
Molester didn't know what to do with his yakui curry.
Conclusion: "I guess I don't have a choice but to eat it..."
The end. That's all you missed.
>>286
If it smells different than usual, it's yabai.
Better take anti-diarrhea medicine with you when you go out.
>>263
>>268
Sleep-deprived gang rise up.
Whoawwwwwwwww So much work to dowwwwwwwwwww
Earn points with Loli → Kansai pulls back for Kansai's sake (You lose points with Kansai)
Good morning, guys.
Correction:
× yabai
○ yakui
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm sleepy as hell at workwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I wish I could take the afternoon offwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I bet you're not alone. Anyone, who couldn't be here last night for some reason,
will have a hard time catching up today.
My wife doesn't let me use the PC, so I was afraid I'd miss it,
but luckily I could join in from my cell phone.
Good luck catching upw
Thx.
So, when will this thing end?
Same here. I could only lurk from my cell phone on Saturday.
Oh, you want him to just keep going like until now...
It's not impossible, but I it's probably really difficult.
Like people have been saying since yesterday, depending on the timing,
he could easily lose all routes at once.
Everything about it is extremely fun except for you.
I see. So this is a thread for nutjobs.
Dude, don't thank me... Now I feel bad for my reply...
What really happened is, Molester went to Loli's place, Loli went to take a shower,
and came out wearing boxers.
Loli: "Aren't you going to do something?"
Molester: "I won't."
So Molester fled from Loli's place. That's how we got to the curry problem.
You guys should be working!!wwwwwwwwwwwwww
Whoawwww I'm at work right now too thoughww Okkwwwwwww
Good morning to you guys. (・∀・)ﾉｼ
Aren't they just virgins who are envious of Molester?
That's because everyone ITT is at work right now. <3
It's guys who spend all their time in a thread like this versus a guy who likes trolling them.
Which one is objectively more likely to be a virgin?www
Seems like when you're a virgin, even your insults reek of virgin.
Whoawwwwwwwwwwww I can't get any work donewwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwww
>>313
What's so funny about that?
so he's just easy to like, I guess?
When you're buried under a mountain of work, it just makes you laugh, but you're the only one who's laughing.
Besides, if you don't laugh, you won't be able to make it through the day.
I know it seems creepy as hell from the sidelines.
I'm seriously sorry.
I'm so overloaded with work right now, I don't have any time to deal with you.
Sorry, I can't play with you right now, okay?
The thread has grown so much since I went to bed at 3am.
You guys need to calm downw
Thanks to you guys, I'm not depressed like I'd normally be on a Monday morningw
Molester, you're a real man for what you did.
I cried a little when I read it.
No need to feel bad, man. I thanked you for replying to me in the first place.
For now, I think you should focus on not ruining your friendship with the girls when dealing with them.
I'm obviously talking about Loli, but also about Kansai and Miss Undie.
Now that you've turned down Loli's advances, Loli must be thinking
"Could it be that I'm not attractive...? Oh no, he probably feels contempt for me now."
right now.
It's not like you have the balls to confess your love to Kansai or Loli right now anyway, right?
It would be different if Loli came onto him again, but the way things are now, he doesn't have a reason to confess to Loli.
"I forgot to take my shirt with me, so I might drop by again when you have time."
I would send a simple e-mail like this and see how she reacts.
If Loli doesn't seem interested anymore, I would give up on Loli for the time being.
If Loli seems to be acting awkward and quiet around you, then you'll have to break the silence, Molester.
"Look, the other day was just so sudden and I was honestly so surprised that I didn't know what to do. I'm not very experienced, you know?"
You should say something like this and make it seem like you just pussied out and that it wasn't because Loli wasn't attractive enough.
But if you do that, you might have to decide right there and then if you want to go out with her or not.
However, if Loli acts like nothing has happened when you meet her...
Well, in that case... you've been friendzoned and that's probably it for the Loli route.
No, I don't think he should confess to Loli under normal circumstances.
The same goes for Kansai too. I don't think he should confess to her for now either.
It's not enough that I'm overloaded with work, my superior and a woman from administration saw me reading this thread in a 2ch browser!
I want to curl up and become a heated snail too............ orz
But props to me for not letting it discourage me and making a post like this.
"You don't seem to be making much headway today."
I think I just figured out who you are...
Wait, are you my boss?wwwwwwwww
I feel like I could write a whole book on what would have been if he had done it with Loli. orz
I can't focus on work...
And I'm not even Molester. Why does this bother me so much?
You don't need a reason. Just call her and ask her out on a date.
At least, that's what I think. Hi, everyone.
If he'd done it, he would have undoubtedly regretted it afterwards because of Kansai. Even more than he does now.
And as for what to do next, I don't think there's really anything Molester can do that would help his situation.
This is not only true for apologizing to Loli but also for confessing his love to Kansai.
I'm, of course, not saying that he shouldn't apologize to Loli. If there's an opportunity to talk to Loli one on one, he should simply apologize to her like everyone has been saying.
That's why I would recommend just waiting for now.
If you want to do something, just have some silly banter with Kansai via e-mail or phone again or something.
But it is kind of sad though......
I guess I deserve even more props for working several times faster even though I'm lurking in this thread!
I'm making progress three times faster than usually.
Did ID:9wRJj83/ get called into his boss's office again?
but I don't think it's a good idea.
I don't think I'll be able to explain it well even if I make a long post, but let me just say this.
The longer you're friends or lovers with someone,
the more it hurts when you lose them.
I feel like Molester could get either of the girls with just one message.
I want to be in a situation where multiple girls are in love with you and you get to choose between then......
But I already have a wife and kids, so that ship has long sailed...... orz
Uhh... But that story is bs anyway.
I'm sure you know already, but apparently there was a person D and a person E too.
The "If Loli is C, Kansai has to be A." reasoning doesn't work anymore.
(That goes for "B = Molester" too.)
It might be just some unrelated story from her university.
Same here, my friend. orz
1. Don't contact anyone and wait for them to contact you.
2. Don't bring up what happened the day before yesterday until Loli brings it up herself and don't confess your love to Kansai.
Otherwise, just act like nothing happened when talking to them.
3. Don't confess your love to Loli.
Don't tell me you guys mean 1.
So basically, you're telling Molester to make up his mind.
Well, I sure hope that Molester can make up his mind.
Some parts of it are probably true and some aren't.
Judging from how Loli came onto Molester afterwards,
it almost feels like she told him the story as a lead-in.
The real question is, how much of it is true?
It's possible that girl A is fictional too,
but assuming she wasn't sure if she should make advances on Molester or not
and wanted to base her decision on his reaction to the story,
the core part ABC, the love triangle, is most likely true.
She can add as much flourish to the core of the story as she wants,
but if she changes the core, there's no point telling him the story in the first place.
Is it true that you still stop being attracted to her after years of marriage?
First of all, not everyone marries the woman they love the most.
There's even the term Narita divorce. Some people fall out of love after a few days, let alone years.
It doesn't feel like you're lovers anymore.
I married her because I loved her and I still do, but it's four years later and things just don't feel the same as back when we'd just married anymore.
I'm honestly envious of Molester right now.
Of course, you do............ orz
I wonder how many years has it been since the sight of my wife's naked body stopped doing anything to me......
I still love my kids though.
In my case, it was more a compromise out of desperation and a certainty that I'd be alone forever if I don't marry her......
But hey, it's been four years and we still have seicross. In fact, we did yesterday.
I think I'm a reasonably happy man. At least, as long as I keep telling myself that.
After that, it gradually turns into chemicals that make you feel calm and secure instead.
ヽ( ,_ﾉ`)ノ Ey!
へﾉ /
ω ノ
>
Damn it, I should have never gotten married.
Even if she came onto me naked, I'd just get annoyedw
That other guy wasn't really your boss, was he?
Please give us an update. If he can't, I want his boss to give us an update instead.
You'll need your passport.
Are you ID:9wRJj83/?
I should have refreshed the page before posting.
Thank you very much.
He's here━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!!
Hey.
I was on my cell phone and couldn't tell you this yesterday,
so let me tell you this now.
You did really well.
As a guy, it's only natural to want to do it.
But you were able to resist it.
I've fallen in love with you all over again.
Because I haven't and all I can do to maintain my sanity is to vote for Kansai in the popularity poll the admin guy put upw
Whoawwwwww I'm so popularwwwwwwwwww Pfff
What? You only noticed now?
Why do you think so many people frequent this thread?w
You should probably make up your mind before you contact them in a hurry.
If this was an eroge, this would be the question that forces you to pick a route, right?
How about you write Kansai something like "Good morning. (smiley)" for starters?
The VIPPERs could use a dose of wholesome flirting. (´・ω・｀)
He's not a VIPPER even though he's a boss?w
By the way, so he may not be a VIPPER, but he could still be a 2channer!?
Knowing Kansai's personality, I feel like she would've already shown some kind of reaction if Loli had told her.
But if Kansai had romantic feelings for Molester, there is a possibility that you haven't heard anything from her because she doesn't really know how to react right now.
For now, I just want you to do something, so could you hurry up and contact Kansai already?w
Nah, even if I analyze my current situation calmly, it's really hard for me to tell which route I am on right now and which route I was on before.
The thing is, once you're on somebody's route, if you make a move on another girl,
you're headed straight for the bad end route (only recommended to see all CG scenes),
but if I was on Loli's route, I'm headed for the Loli bad end now.
But if I was on the Kansai route, I must have done the right thing.
Now if I was on nobody's route in particular, all I did was waste a great opportunity.
I love how you always end up using a game metaphor in any situation. (´･∀･`)
Did Loli seem used to playing DQ? Did she have any other games?
Right now, I think you're at the question that lets you switch from the normal route to the Loli route.
Follow through and you'll be, well, on the Loli route.
Back out and you'll stay on the normal route which branches into the Kansai, Miss Undie, Butler and Glasses routes.
There was no stereotypical "How do you play this game?" if that's what you mean.
She didn't read the manual either.
I didn't see any other games though. Maybe she has a separate shelf that I missed.
>>379
Aha! Loli must be one of those characters whose route unlocks very early!!
If she opened the wrapper and started playing the game without even looking at the manual,
she must be used to playing games.
I think we can discard the theory that she bought the game for you, Molester.
You say that, but your trip looks a bit like Bikke Bakkew
Are you really okay with this?
"Aren't you going to do something?"
Bikke Bakke isn't a virgin, right?
Loli's story has to be about Molester and her.
When she told Molester about it, she just knew too much about it to be about a friend.
Especially the part about them only being acquaintances fits too well to be a coincidence.
1. Send "Umm... My shirt..." to Loli.
2. Send "How's the door lock I installed?" to Miss Undie.
3. Make a silent phone call to Kansai.
It'd be VIP QUALITY to do all three!!
Mr. Hara Taira! Please do your thing!
When you're talking to Kansai in real life, don't you accidentally say "You know, the other day Loli Jugs said..." or something?
Yeah, what a chad, right? (´･∀･`)
I have no idea who Bikke Bakke is━━━━━（；´Д｀）━━━━━!!!!www
I remember someone suggesting an e-mail like
"Please just ignore this if it's just my misunderstanding. If it's not, I apologize. It wasn't because Loli is not attractive, it was because I like someone else..."
This should be good enough.
There's also your shirt, so send an e-mail to start things off.
That's one creepy e-mailwwwwwwww Whoawwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I don't see a problem with using the shirt as an excuse to e-mail her,
but he should definitely tell her the rest of it in person.
You're right.
But man, when I see Train Man and Molester Man,
you never know what life has in store for you.
You can take one step in a different direction and have so many people come into your life at once.
This year, News Flash has had so much good content.
As a result, my graduation thesis has gone down the drainwwwwww
Whoawwwwww This is VIP QUALITY...
By the way, has he still not gotten his shirt back?
I'm honestly undecided on the issue of apologizing to Loli.
But the "I like someone else..." part is guaranteed to become a trigger for a sudden twist down the road,
so I'd recommend doing it for VIP.
Well, it will send you straight to some kind of end, that's for surew
Don't give up on your graduation thesis!
I happen to be in the exact same situation as you.
You haven't played Bahamut Lagoon, huh?
Bikke Bakke is a mushroom-loving fatty, but later in the game it's revealed that he's not a virgin.
It's not necessarily that I gave up, the prof just won't accept it anymore. (p_q)
You see, it's a research seminar. I haven't even started gathering data yet and it's already over. It's so fucked.
He turned her down, or rather, ran away when she came onto him. Don't you think making excuses for it now will only make her hate him?
I doubt she wants to talk to him again this soon either.
The next time you talk to her, it should be with Kansai and Miss Understanding around. It will make it easier for her to talk to you.
I guess I must be really stressed about something.
Morning, you guys.
Thx. (´･∀･`) Sounds like a fun game.
Molester's handling seems to be better when exchanging e-mails than when he talks to someone in person.
Also, I doubt that he can keep his cool when he sees her next timewww
but you should really read up on the meaning of "sincerity".
There is no sincerity in making excuses to Loli about what you did.
I believe the sincerest thing you can do right now is to tell Kansai how you feel about her.
I think this line obviously shows that Loli bought the game for Molester.
How does she know on release day that everyone's buying it? (Did she read pre-release reviews?)
Plus, she hasn't played any DQ since V. (Was it the PS2 version that came out this year?)
I bet she wanted to have conversations like "How far into the game are you right now?" with Molester.
There's no doubt in my mind left anymore. Loli is so moe～～～～
You're like a pure innocent child in the body of a grown man.
The type who unintentionally triggers the maternal instinct of the girls he dates
and ends up hurting them in an attempt to be sincere.
Guys, get in here!
I'd be okay with that if Loli and Kansai were complete strangers.
But they happen to be part-time colleagues and close friends,
so the question is how Kansai will find about it from Loli.
When people are turned down, some direct their aggression inwards, while others direct it outwards.
In case Loli is the latter type, we might even lose the Kansai route in the worst case.
In case Loli is the former, if you can take the sting out of the wound even a little bit,
I think you should do it. Not by making excuses, but by telling her the truth and apologizing.
I can't offer some kind of conclusive reason,
but it'd be just wrong to not contact Loli at all.
Seeing how they approached Molester after the trip to Akiba,
I suggest that he set up some boundaries first
before things go back to normal with her.
Cutting off contact with someone after something shocking has happened
is the same as sweeping problems under the rug as soon as they appearkulawsedrfftgyfujiko
...yeah... you're not even completely wrong... (´・ω・｀)
>>410
Either way, I bet Loli is feeling really confused and dejected right now.
Just imagine Molester telling her "Sorry about the other day." or something.
I think it'd only make her more confused.
Instead, Molester should show Loli why he turned her down
by actually going up to Kansai and doing something. Otherwise, whatever he tells Loli now,
I feel like it just won't be very persuasive.
She should be able to understand Molester's otaku side the most and might not even mind going to Akihabara with him.
However, they might turn into the kind of otaku couple where each of them is just silently absorbed in their respective hobbies even when they're in the same room.
Dickrome is one of the tripfags I like as much as Molesterw
Sometimes I even wonder if they're not actually the same person.
That's how similar their thoughts and posts are.
"There's actually someone I like..." -> Kansai (Miss Undie, Butler, Glasses) route
"That was so sudden the other day that my mind went blank..." -> Loli route
Something like this?
Molester doesn't do anything and time just keeps passing,
so it only gets harder and harder for him to contact the girls
until eventually, unable to contact anyone, he gets a GAME OVER.
Then send her a short e-mail like "I saw you play it and decided to buy it."
What are you waiting for? Hurry up and buy it.
Even though I was here when the party went down, I figured I'd go back and reread it, but I didn't think it'd take so much time.
Anyways, are you really sure you just want to keep waiting?
I don't see how waiting will lead to anything...
Dude, you're goodw
If you want him to be "sincere", shouldn't he tell Loli the truth about how he likes someone else?
Then Loli will understand why he did what he did too.
Suddenly confessing to Kansai, on the other hand, doesn't have anything to do with sincerity imo.
Right now, just talking to Molester is enough to remind her of what happened. Don't go out of your way to bring it up. If I was her, it'd make me want to kill you.
Plus, being apologized to will only make her feel bad.
Obviously, I meant that he should tell Kansai how he feels after telling Loli that there's someone he likes.
I figured he should explain to Loli, why he turned her down, for Loli's sake.
In a way, what Loli did was almost like a confession of love,
so it only makes sense to tell her why he turned her down. And then he should apologize to her.
While he's at it, he should tell Loli how he feels about Kansai.
With all that out of the way, when he's done right by Loli, he can officially move on to Kansai and confess his love to her.
That's the right order.
She'll just end up asking him "Who is it?"
Oh well, Molester isn't here right now anyway, so let's patiently wait for his return.
I feel like that only applies to guys YO.
and go buy DQ8 like nothing ever happened.
Then contact Loli.
actually caused by Molester peeping on her through the stained glass?
When she decided to take a shower, she may not have been fully convinced yet,
but getting peeped on made her think that she can seduce him...
Whoops, I should stop daydreaming at work...
Even if it's technically the same thing, instead of "going up to Kansai and doing something"
shouldn't he just say it to Loli directly?
I agree with >>422 and my basic stance is that there's no need to apologize in a hurry,
but I do think that apologizing is an option.
So I'm like "Huh?" and hurried to her room only to see her coughing up a blood clot
that almost looked like raw liver, so I brought her to a hospital in a hurry,
but the doctor wasn't going to arrive until 9am, so I kept her company
and then we had to wait even longer because no bed was free and so on.
Whoawwwwww She had a stomach ulcerwwwwwww I'm so sleepywwwwwwww
(´・x・) ba-dump ba-dump
( Ｊ Ｊ
と__)__)
I can't fucking do that. I'm not Gouda Jouji.
I apologized to a woman and she lost her shit.
You spineless coward!
Please elaborate without derailing the thread.
I know full well that you don't have the balls to confess your love.
I was just thinking you should at least pick a route.
Hey, don't tell me...
After turning down Loli's advances, you're not even going to confess your love to Kansai!!!???? (`･∀･´)
Ask one of them out on a date or something.
You good-for-nothing!
Agreed. If he doesn't do anything, nothing will change. Nothing will happen.
Yeah, I know, you can't confess your love right now.
That said, you should be careful because if you make the wrong decision in regards to what to do with Loli,
the Kansai route will be gone before you know it.
For now, just think about what to do with Loli.
You were here? Make sure to buy the new DQ on your way home.
And no, I don't work for Enix.
Confessing now is out of the question, isn't it?
No one said anything about confessing now.
If you did that, she'll just think you're a weirdo.
Decide on a route first.
Then act accordingly.
After all, how you deal with this will decide the fate of all parties involved.
Molester. I'm afraid this isn't just about you anymore. This is much bigger than that...
That's not what I meantw
It's not that you can't confess your love.
You can't confess your love because you're too afraid of getting turned down.
I wasn't telling you to do it now.
You'll just have to work your way towards it.
On graduation day, she will tell you to meet her under the tree of legend.
You're probably scared of getting rejected in case Kansai already has a boyfriend, but now that you refused to get it on with Loli,
the only excuse you can use is that there's someone else you like.
And that's the truth.
When you tell that to Loli, she will quickly find out that it's Kansai you like,
so I think it's better if she hears it from you.
And once it's out, I don't think you'll be able to hold off the confession for very long.
Keep in mind though that when you tell Loli that you like Kansai, there is a very real possibility that Loli says "Kansai has a boyfriend."
and the Kansai route ends before it even began.
_ ∩
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 Confess! Confess!
⊂彡
I had prepared this and was going to spam it to death.
Just by saying "There's something I want to tell you......", you can trigger a romance flag.
The only problem is, even if you can brush it off when she turns you down, she will eventually talk to her friends and acquaintances about it like
"You know that XX guy? He confessed his love to me..." so you have to be careful who you confess your love to.
It's not about who she might talk to, it's more about who could eventually find out about it.
You don't have to "now". But you will have to soon enough.
Better prepare yourself mentally.
in order to ascertain each other's feelings and gain assurance in my opinion.
What I'm saying is, don't confess your love yet. Instead, spend as much time with the person you want to confess your love to.
It's a little early for thatwwww
Sigh... Why am I getting worked up at work too...
In the unlikely event that Kansai has a boyfriend, I feel like the Loli route would still be just barely accessible.
Molester: "Actually, Kansai is the one I..."
Loli: "But Kansai has a boyfriend!"
Molester: "......!"
Loli: "So can't it be me... instead?"
After locking eyes with each other for a while, they leaned in at the same time and softly pressed their lips against each other...
I bet he only didn't do with Loli because he was too scared. He got a hard-on and tried to peep in on her when she was changing. All that crap about Kansai is just an excuse he came up with afterwards.
I also don't think there's no need to explain himself. She'll come up with an explanation that makes sense to her and be done with it.
Of course, he should apologize to Loli with that in mindw
There's nothing wrong with leaving a good impression.
That's not all. It would be really weird if a woman like Kansai didn't have a boyfriend.
But well, the same thing can be said about Loli too.
I think the "I ran away because I'm a coward." excuse works too.
I mean, it's the truth, right, Molester?
But you know, if one of the girls, no matter which one, was seeing a man, there's no way they would ask some random guy they mistook for a molester for help.
When I was hanging out with a really close but ugly female friend,
she confessed her love to me after a long silence and said we should do it because she likes me.
Like I said, she was ugly, so I told her that I want to stay friends instead and apologized, which caused her to fly into a rage!
Crying with an expression I had never seen on a woman's face, she shouted "Why are you apologizing? That makes it seem like it's my fault! You're the worst!"
We didn't talk for two days after that, but we managed to make up with a friend's help.
She also told me that it was embarrassing and that she'll kill me if I talk to anyone about it.
I know this is a little off-topic, but let me ask you about Loli's boxers.
Were they women's boxers, in other words, underwear?
Or was she wearing some sort of hot pants on top of her underwear?
This won't really make a difference now, but it's been bothering me a lot, so please do tell.
It was said in part 4 or so that Kansai does not have a boyfriend.
I'm at work though and can't look for it right now.
_ ､､ _
＜:::::::`!:ヽ ､ i r /:ﾚ:-::"ﾚ..､
!`:::::::::::::::::| , ..::::':_:::::::_￣::`::...､ /::::::::::::::::::::ﾌ
,->::::::::::::::::/o ':r " "/ !ヽ `ヽ､::::::ヽ {:::::::::::::::::::::::､ﾌ
`-､::::::_;:::,/O:/ _ ヽ:::::::8!:::::::::::::::::::::>
l::| _ヽ ､ ／_ 'i:::::::! ヽ-:;;;::-''"
.i:| （・ ） , （ ・ ） |::::i
| } ''_''_ _'' '' !' Y
`!/`‐'‐`＝='‐--'ヽ , ノ
! ! r ￣ v‐ ￣ ）, ﾉ-､
／`ヽ＝-ニニ-＝-" ＼
( , | Y_-ﾟ-`_Y |
Aren't you going to buy the new DQ?
Frankly, as long as he doesn't say anything that makes it seem like Loli wasn't attractive enough,
anything should be okay. I'm sure she's at least a little hurt because he didn't do anything.
Though, since he likes Kansai, he might want to use the "Actually I like Kansai..." excuse instead to see if he can find out something new about Kansai,
or even try and get Loli to become a wingman.
Whether Loli will become a wingman or not depends on her personality though.
I wanna use it as fap material too, so please do elaborate with the most unnecessary details.
Someone posted a pic from google yesterday. I think it was some kind of spandex shorts?
But... the city is already in Christmas mode now...
It may not be your kind of thing, Molester, but you should really ask her out to go see the Christmas lights.
......I mean Kansai, of course.
>It would be really weird if a woman like Kansai didn't have a boyfriend.
It's not about how affractive a woman Kansai is or isn't. They say love is blind, after all.
Maybe you met her at a moment in her life when she just so happens to be single!
Don't blow the opportunity of a lifetime! (´･∀･`)
Heh, I've been studying up on fashion lately, so I actually know what it is!!
It's called "low-rise"!!
In any case, she was wearing pants that were so low that you could probably easily see her pubes if she was hairy down there.
If it'd been a little lower, half her ass would have been hanging out.
I don't know about her underwear though because when she knocked on the frosted glass, I did a 180 and fled like the wind.
Low-rise?
Wasn't she wearing boxers?
I was on my phone yesterday, so I couldn't see what the link leads to.
Besides, it wasn't Molester who posted the pic, right?
What I want is a detailed description from Molester himself.
Molester: "Actually, Kansai is the one I..."
Loli: "But Kansai has a boyfriend!"
Molester: "......!"
Loli: "So can't it be me... instead?"
After locking eyes with each other for a while, Loli started typing an e-mail to someone,
while Molester continued reading manga...
Loli: "Brb taking a shower."
And the rest is history.
I think they were asking about the type of underwear she was wearing, not the rise of her pants.
Could you please drop your trip? I can't see your post as it gets filtered.
Loli isn't stupid. She'll figure that you didn't do anything for a good reason.
And if she's not satisfied with it, she'll come to you on her own.
If the genders were reversed in your story,
"Why are you apologizing? That makes it seem like it's my fault! You're the worst!"
is something a guy would never say, right?
I can't help but notice what selfish creatures women are on this early Monday afternoon.
Huh? I don't really get it...
In other words, she wasn't in her underwear, but she was wearing low-rise shorts and low-rise underwear?
but I just had a look at the summary site and I'm laughing my ass off.
And the thread is still going on, huh?
ttp://store.yahoo.co.jp/separam/lg0014kh.html
It was something like this.
Something like this in black... I think.
WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dude, that's like underwearw
I'll say it again. I'm impressed you withstood the temptation, Molesterwww
This gave me a boner at work.
I just can't see Kansai and Loli fighting over you.
Loli must have asked Kansai for advice before doing what was essentially a confession of love.
She tried so hard to get you to confess your love to her.
Loli won't just suddenly stop liking you just because you rejected her once.
If anything, she probably regrets what she did. She's wondering if she should leave you alone.
And Kansai knows this.
Kansai likes you but not enough to push Loli aside so she can go out with you.
Kansai is rooting for Loli.
How is that not underwear?
Dude... Don't say stuff like that. You'll just end up misleading Molester... (´・ω・｀)
That's totally just underwear............ orz
And underneath it, a whole new world you have never seen was waiting for you.
Underneath a single layer of cloth...
Apprently, it's because everyone immediately assumes that a cute girl like that has to have a boyfriend just like you did, Molester,
and doesn't even try to ask her out.
You left out the last sentence.
"Kansai does not know Molester's feelings for her."
The Kansai route is still alive.
I think your imagination is getting the best of you, buddy.
Whoa, slow down.
- Loli made advances on Molester.
This is a fact. However,
- Loli likes Molester and talked to Kansai about it beforehand.
- Kansai likes Molester too.
Aren't these just pure speculation?
She must have been wet the moment she put these on.
If you'd slid in a finger from the side, you'd probably have started a flood.
I want to fool around with a girl under a heated table toooooooo!
There's a bunch of assumptions in there. There was no mention of Loli asking Kansai for advice in Molester's report, was there?
In case girl A is Kansai and girl C is Loli, there's no way Loli would go to Kansai for advice.
That means, Loli won't talk to Kansai about what happened this time either.
And that's why I keep telling Molester to buy DQ.
I want to play DQ.
You sure you're not saying all that just because you can't imagine Kansai and Loli fighting over Molester?
Unsurprisingly, >>501 gets ignored by everyone because everyone's too caught up in their fantasies. Discuss.
Alright, I even clicked on the picture and enlarged it to see it in its full glory.
I'm absolutely confident that you made the right decision, Molester.
There has to be a good way to get the end you want.
Let's do our best and figure it out together.
Whoawwww I'm wearing underwear that looks exactly like thatwwwwww
I bought it at Jeans Matewwwww
Post pics please.
I'm a guy thoughw It's not as womanly as this,
but I am wearing camo boxer pants that looks a lot like this right now.
Post pics.
I'm curious about his early e-mails with Loli and I'm also curious why he hasn't heard anything from Kansai after what happened the other day.
In any case, I won't budge from my opinion that Molester didn't withstand anything, he just chickened out.
Even the 3 girls know Molester's specs, so there's no need to front anymore.
If anything, acting like you could have done it but didn't on purpose is much lamer.
Then you should have just told her right there and then that you won't do it because you like someone else.
Nice fantasy!
That's the good thing about this thread though.
You go back to working, only to realize that you'd received an e-mail from a client a week ago
and that the total amount you'd entered in an invoice was off by one digit,
so you come running back here and turn back into a child again!!!!!111
I'm not so sure it's just a fantasy.
I too think that she might have been at least a little wet..................
D-Don't get me wrong, I was against Molester doing it with her.
I can't get any work done!!
No, there's no doubt about it. Just imagine sharing a heated table with a girl!
>>522
Yeah, right!? Right!?
...oh, shit, the section manager is calling me.
＼ _, ,_ ／
（ `Д´） Stay tuned!!
（ ９ ⌒)９
⊂＿）∪
You just really want to believe that Molester chickened out, don't you?
You're in the Rambo live watch thread right now, aren't you?w
Whoawwww
Yeah, it's dangerous to immediately apologize like that...
But in Molester's case, it's already the day after, for what it's worth.
Besides, it probably has something to do with the fact that she was hideous.
Sorry it took so long to reply.
It was the same thing with Train Man♪ Back then, I fell for it and was posting like my life depended on it (つД⊂)
Kansai always sticks up for her friends and Loli Jugs, her best friend, happens to come onto you like that.
Did it ever occur to you that it was a trap to see how you will react?
If it did, you're pretty good.
If it never did, however,
you really need some more training.
That's the hyper-delusional thought process of a loser.
Even when a girl confesses their love to you face to face, you would still suspect that she's just messing with you and ruin your chances with her.
It's such a defeatist mentality. It's not realistic, it's pessimistic. It's not careful, it's cowardly.
What eroge is that from?
I agree with 534.
It's true that there are lots of sly women in the world,
but you'll most likely never run into one who would carry out a plot that elaborate.
Train Man was never confirmed to be a troll though, was he?
It seems like he was pretty damn suspicious though.
Dude, Molester himself posted something about giving up on Kansai right before the incident happened.
Besides, I like Molester and I don't want him to turn out to be that cool!!
↓
"SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP"
↓
Get turned down by Loli
↓
Happy ever after end with Kansai
Seems good to mew
Well, sure, apologizing on the spot will piss her off the most, but even if you wait a day, it'll still make her feel shitty.
It won't just creep her out, it will make her hate you. Doesn't matter how much time has passed.
Also, she may be ugly but a really good person, so please don't talk about her like that.
Huh... I guess I was thinking too much into it... orz
＞Kansai, who always sticks up for her friends,
＞wants to make sure that Molester is the right guy for Miss Understanding, who's a stalker victim,
＞so she asks her best friend Loli to test (seduce) Molester.
I immediately suspected something like this...
Sorry, Molester.
the misfortune they have amassed turns into fortune for Molester.
I call this the Boxer Pants strategy.
With the above logic, Molester is guaranteed to get the good ending with Kansai.
That doesn't make any sense. If that was the case, why would she ask him if he won't do something?
I see. I have disgraced you.
I'm sorry.
At this point, I'm actually okay with that.
If it helps Molester achieve happiness, I don't mind giving him what little good fortune I have.
Loli may have approached you first, but then you took the initiative. You can spin it both ways.
That's right ouf of an eroge of a shounen mangaw
○ an eroge or a shounen manga
Sorry.
Shit... I'm actually starting to mess up right now.
I was doing really well before noon too...
Then I had lunch and I suddenly lost my drive.
I've been just browsing Live2ch for a while now.
I'm not even working anymore.
Seriously, if your brain really works like that, you should rethink your whole approach to life.
They say, knock on a stone bridge before you cross it, but that doesn't mean you should knock on a perfectly fine bridge till it collapses.
That's me in junior high. The cutest girl in school would keep coming up to me to talk in an almost clingy manner.
I used to be chubby back then, so I was convinced that there's no way she likes me.
A few years after graduating, she told me that she had a crush on me back then.
I was depressed for quite a while.
I'm off to watch Furuhata.
Whoawwwwwwwwwwww So creepywwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Changing class from virgin to asshole, huh? That's a tall orderw
I think there are quite a lot of guys like that.
Yeah, same here. Now that the Akihabara incident has been settled, things shouldn't be awkward between them anymore.
What if the three girls had a talk about him and made a unanimous decision?
For example, when they dropped by the family restaurant on their way home from Akihabara, or even earlier than that...
Whoawwwwwwwww Maybe they decided to cut ties with himwwwwwwwww Pffffffwwwwwww
Just imagining a guy wearing that made me lose my bonerwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
If you want to know how long Loli has been playing games,
you could have just looked at her PS2 model number while she was in the shower.
It's useless if she borrowed it from someone though.
[In case this was all planned out by Loli and Kansai]
They're both appalled by what Molester did when he was at Loli's place.
[In case Kansai knows about what happened at Loli's place but she also has a thing for Molester]
Kansai is waiting impatiently for Molester to talk to her about it.
[In case Kansai has a boyfriend]
She's too busy screwing her boyfriend.
I didn't see any post mentioning anything about that...
Was it in part 23?
but I think we're way past that initial phase where all you have to do is pretend to be a normal friend and hide your feelings for her.
That I can truly agree with.
You missed the most crucial part of his whole report...
That was the highlight!
You should go back and read yesterday's report again. She said it about three times.
Here's Train Man and Hermes...
Who the hell cares if Loli is a gamer or not?
Can we please discuss this from a relationship point of view instead of a gamer point of view?
If Kansai is a loyal friend who can take a hint,
and if we assume that she's letting Loli call dibs on Molester, then I'm sure she'd prefer not to contact him if possible.
Especially, considering her friendship with Loli.
Also, I thought it was interesting how he suddenly got an e-mail from Loli after that Akihabara thing.
Seriously? What's your source?
That's why I keep telling you to buy DQ.
Please elaborate.
Huh...
Didn't Mr. Molester leave as soon as Loli got out of the bath and got changed?
Brb checking the template post.
You can leave now.
Dude, you jumped on the bandwagon so latew
Better get your facts straight first.
>>575
It's just something I found somewhere...
The age and the writing style kinda matches,
but the part about the coat doesn't match, so it's probably just bait.
That is possible. After all, Kansai and Loli are BFF's according to Molester.
I can see a Kansai, Loli and Molester love triangle ending coming up.
Molester: "I'm in love with you..."
Kansai: "Isn't there something you have to do before that?"
Molester: "............?"
Kansai: "What are you going to do about Loli? The way things are now............ I can't jump into your arms......"
My imagination's getting ahead of me.
I'm not hating, but regardless of whether it is real or not, but seeing a picture of the two is so extremely disillusioning...
So the right order of threads was part 22 → part 19.
I read them in the order part 22 → part 23...... So that's why the transition between the threads felt so weird.
If this was Dragon Ball, it's like I skipped the whole Frieza arc and started reading the cyborg arc next...... That was so stupid of me.
I was getting carried away lurking in this thread while working,
but I just realized the numbers I inputted are all wrong..............................
I'll have to redo all the work I did this afternoon............ orz
GJ
Whoawww So clumsywwww
Suddenly inviting him home even though they're not even that close...
All it looks like is that she's either just a slut or she's trying to forcefully rope him into a relationship.
Honestly, Molester's decision might have actually been the right one when you think about it long-term.
In the worst case, he could have ended up like Pork Cutlet.
Whoawwwwww This is the imagination of a virginwwwww I'm going crazywww
Is he feeling down because he finished reading the archive, or is he up to something......
Either way, he must be at a loss what to do next.
This is the same feeling as seeing the face of a voice actress for the first time.
Hermes is cute. Shit.
My vote goes to him feeling down because he hasn't heard from any of the 3 girls.
Isn't the guy on the left Ueda from Cream Stew?
Are you new here?
Molester almost never posts except when he asks for advice before an event or when he posts a report after an event.
And the thread always goes dead when Molester isn't around.
What intrigues me more is, whether he used Loli as shadow seicross material or not.
When she puked on his bed, he didn't, so I'm curious if he did it this time or not.
IIRC, I think it was a 6:4 ratio of 3D to 2D for him...
But yesterday, I bet he fapped to 2D.
That's the kind of guy Molester is.
That's why this thread is still goingw
Is the guy who asked me to teach him simple gymnastics exercises on Saturday night here today?
I'm curious about that too.
Oh, you're the orthopedic doctorw
Even with my anonymous observation skills, I didn't realize that you were here today at allw
I wonw
Ahh... You guys must have had a blast yesterday. If only I had picked a closer high school, I could have been here for it too...
I was told the same thing, so I asked her to go out with me,
she said ok and we're still together.
But we're seicrosslesswwwwwwww Whoawwwwwww
The woman I love is sleeping next to me, my dick is rock hard and we're still seicrosslesswwwwww
>>583
Thanks for donating all your luck to Molesterwwwwwww
I looked up all your posts and now that I know it's you, you did leave hintsw
Next time, you shall not go undetected!!
Dude... Your life is a living hellw
If you don't mind me asking, what's the reason......?
My girlfriend said she's just never in the mood for it.
She seems to feel bad for it herself and sometimes even apologizes for it while crying,
so it's hard for me to bring it up.
I'm not the type to cheat or visit a brothel,
so if I marry her, I won't have seicross my whole lifewwwwwww
I'll have to masturbate for the rest of my lifewwwwwww
Does she have some kind of sexual trauma? In the most extreme case, was she, for example, raped in the past?
Is it the post where I said I was lurking from my cell phone on Saturday?w
What about kissing and making out though?
Well, also that you stopped posting sometime between noon and 3pm,
and started posting again at around half past 3pm!
It's stuff like that.
If that fails, I don't have a choice but to try to tell people apart by what they think about Kansai and Loli.
I better not go too much into specifics, or it'll only make it harder for me to tell people apart tomorroww
Seems like she can't see you as anything but family anymore...
You could go on a trip with her and make another attempt at it in a different environment than normal.
You might have to change things up a little.
No, we had seicross just fine when we had just started dating.
She said that she just couldn't anymore after a while.
>>607
We do kiss and make out.
That's what makes it worse because I never get to finish......
Btw, if I don't add a bunch of wwwwww, I feel like I'm going to crywwwwww
wwww Pfffwwwwwwwwwwwww
I was told the same thing... That she's never in the mood for it.
In my case, everything naturally went back to normal though.
First and foremost, you should always try to have body contact with her.
Like hold her hand or have an arm around her shoulder at all times.
Eventually, you'll kiss, then french kiss, and when she starts panting, you touch her breasts and............... Ah, I'm hard just thinking about it!!
You may not get to finish, but you two still love each other.
Like >>609 said, don't panic and keep trying out all kinds of stuff with her. Also, don't cry. It'll just make her feel worse.
Pfffwwwwwwwwww Here, have some lolswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Cheer up.
My wife and I have been seicrossless for two and a half years now.
Well, in my case, she's my wife, so I guess it's a bit different than just dating...
Accept your fate and own it! I'm living the fap life and I'm happy!
I wonder which is better, being seicrossless or having so much seicross that the top layers of the skin on your dick are scraped off,
your dick looks purple, and it just hurts to walk with your dick rubbing against your trunks, but she still forces you to have seicross with her.
I can't believe he couldn't do anything even though she came onto him wearing boxer pants like that.....
WHAT A DISGRACE OF A MAN
If he ends up with Kansai, this is going to get turned into a book for sure.
You should have more seicross with your wife...... I feel bad for your wife...... orz
My wife and I have been doing it every week lately, you know?
We even did it right in front of our daughter......
No, no, it's me you should feel bad for.
I sometimes try to fool around with her, but she looks at me with a dead serious face and tells me to stop, you know?
What choice do I have? Fapping is all I got left. ToT
Please elaborate on the doing in front of your daughter thing.
Once upon a time, there was a married couple who was very close, but a witch got jealous and turned the wife into a chicken.
The husband desperately begged the witch to turn his wife back, but the witch refused to listen to him.
So the husband asked the witch
"If you're not going to turn my wife back, then turn me into a chicken too."
And the two chicken lived happily ever after.
I seriously apologize to all you guys who suffer from ED, but I sometimes wish I had ED too...
That's how bad it is.
But oh well, I got a gazillion porn sites bookmarked in my PCwwww
I'm living the fap life toowwwwww
This guy just mentioned something crazy like it was the most normal thing in the worldw
I bet his daughter is still only two years old and doesn't know anything yet.
No wayw
Wayw
Whoawwwwwwwww I can't laugh about thiswwwwwwww
For starters, you should take her out, just the two of you...
Do you have kids? Wait, are you the guy who posted that he has a son?
Rather than the coat part,
the woman saying she wants Hermes in the first line
already shows that they can't be Train Man and Hermes.
There's someone else besides me who said he has a son.
But yeah, you're right, I have a son.
Ever since we had our son (ever since she got pregnant), we haven't done it even once.
Or maybe his dick is just extremely smelly.
Oh God, it was the same for me.
My girlfriend always gives me shit for itwwwwwwww
The day before yesterday, I told her to wait until I have finished watching the football game and she went through the roofwwwwww
Whoawwwwwwwwwwww I seriously can't get it hard if it's my girlfriendwwwwwwwwww Pfffwwwww
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Admittedly not so often anymore lately, but we do.
had seicross with me just fine.
I wash my dick everyday, so I don't think it smells bad...
The issue is definitely something more psychological.
Well, this kind of thing can happen to couple,
so you guys better take the masturbation aptitude testwwwwwww
I said earlier that we've been seicrossless for two and a half years, but I was wrong.
When I thought about it again, my son is 11 months old now,
and we found out that she's pregnant in May, so it's been about one and a half years now, I guess?
For example, buy tons of lotion and take a lotion bath together and enjoy the slipperiness.
I'm still in school, so "I have a son, but I have seicross with my wife." is the last thing I'd want to hear my parents say.
Let me try that out right awaywwww
Whoaawwwwwwwww No need to take it so seriouslywwwwwwwwwwwww
Sorry.
A girl I used to date ages ago didn't want to have seicross with me either, but it was probably a compatibility issue.
Besides, not everyone likes seicross to begin with...
When people say that a woman has a nice figure, I feel like they mean two different types, the slender type and the chubby type, right?
Seicross with the chubby type just has to feel better.
So white and soft.................. (;´Д｀) pant pant
I'm running out of patience here.
And after that, you can go to Kansai for relationship advice
and have a thing with Kansai too while you're at it. How about it?
I haven't had any seicross for two whole years noww
Whoawwwwwwww Now I want to watch a porn flick that goes like thatwwwwwwww
A woman's figure doesn't have anything to do with how good her pussy feels though......
If this thread gets 900 replies today, the OP will do anything we say as long as it isn't anything dangerous.
You know the drill.
But I don't see us having seicross anytime soon, so in May next year we'll have been seicrossless for two years too.
Until then, don't you give up, dude.
We don't take baths together anymore.
We take turns bathing with our child.
>>649
Right. I'll try to come up with something before the year is out.
Or rather, I just don't feel like doing it with my wife.
It's more fun playing with my son.
I'll just leave this here (for the guy who wanted the gymnastics exercises):
http://lint.s1.x-beat.com/up/img/up8049zip
I think I fucked up. The link isn't working...
Molester has been talking to Kansai a lot lately, so just like how the girls knew that Molester had a thing for Miss Undie,
they probably already know that Molester likes Kansai. (I don't know if Miss Undie has noticed it though, she seems to be a little slow.)）
I wouldn't go as far as to say that Loli likes Molester, but she's clearly interested.
And that's when the attempted seicross incident occurred.
Since he didn't give in to lust and didn't have seicross with Loli, I'm sure Loli will conclude that Molester really likes Kansai
and root for Molester instead.
What's the pass?
>>653 Thanks.
For the guy who wanted the gymnastics exercises:
http://lint.s1.x-beat.com/up/img/up8049.zip
Are you the orthopedic doctor?
I don't know what the pass is...
Whoawwww I'm the guy who asked for it. Thanks.
Let me try them out right awaywwwwww
I'm not the one who requested it, but thanks for that. I downloaded it.
By the way, is it really okay to have this for free?
I bet you could make money with this.
It's a handout I made for my patients. It doesn't have any pictures because I usually teach every exercise in person, so it might be a bit hard to understand...... Sorry.
must have taken a toll on me because I have caught a cold for the first time in a long while......
I bet it was the curry.
He's here━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!!
Small talk about games will have to wait until he has apologized, slept with her or done something else to settle the matter first.
Imagine the guy, who embarrassed you, suddenly emailing you about how he bought DQ. You'd lose your shit too.
Have some delicacy.
My wife, daughter and I take baths together everyday.
Welcome backw
Get our doctor here to fix you.
Eating old curry won't make your joints and the back of your throat and nose hurt though...
Also, I was a little worried myself, but my stomach has been super quiet so far. The curry seems to have been okay, after all.
Alright.
But it's still not a good idea to eat spoiled food when you're feeling under the weather.
You should throw away the rest of the curry.
I'm more worried about Loli and Kansai right now.
Oh yeah, the crab innards could be spoiled by now...
Looks like I'll be having All-Bran and two bags of Juvela C with daisy and pabron for dinner.
Guess I'll have to record tonight's anime too........................ Shit.
Here's a conversation from when they went shopping for clothes:
"Then I got carried away... You know how meddlesome I can be."
"Yeah, I know."
"So I basically made her invite you to the family restaurant we work at."
"Ahh, that was the first time we talked."
"Yeah. And we hit it off pretty well, remember?"
"Yeah, I guess."
"You seemed like a pretty good guy to me, so I decided I'd play cupid and set her up with you for her own sake..."
It's possible that Kansai sent in Loli to make up for the thing with Miss Undie......
I'm worried too.
>>673
Gasp!!
Not the "nursing back to health" event that frequently occurs in my romantic fantasies!?
My dream might finally come true....................................!!
Well, not like I could ever do something so shameless in the first place.
Oww, my head hurts.
I'll just leave this here for no particular reason.
That's ittttttttt!!!!!!!!!
I'll check the thread again later when I get home, so just tell me if you fapped to Loli or not before I leave......
That's normally the "getting nursed back to health" event for a single guy.
Actually, I haven't fapped at all in the last two days.
I wouldn't be surprised if I had a wet dream tonight.
I know your pain all too well, Kansai.
You're completely right about that. Contacting her and asking her to nurse you is too shameless.
But when you get an e-mail or call from Kansai, make sure to mention tell her.
Just mention that you're stuck in bed because you caught a cold,
and with a little bit of luck you will have triggered the "getting nursed back to health" event.
If she asks you if you've been eating well, think of it as your chance.
And well, I doubt Loli will write you, but if she does, take care because it's going to be a gamble in her case.
I don't think that Miss Undie will write you either, but if she does, it's worth mentioning.
She'll most likely tell Kansai about it. Chances are that Miss Undie might come herself as thanks for installing that door lock.
Oops, sorry for writing such a long-ass post when you're down with a cold.
No, that's not it! You're not supposed to say "I caught a cold!"
or something direct like that. Instead, take a little longer than usual to reply,
or add a bunch of typos and leave out words. Kansai is perceptive imo,
so I'm sure she'll quickly realize that something's wrong.
I should probably go straight to bed, but if I sleep now, I feel like things will get even worse if I go to bed now.
So he should just put his phone on silent mode again!
Whoawwwww That's what I was going to postwwwww Pffffwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Take a bath right before you go to bed, so you can go to bed warm.
Hurry up and go to bed.
When you've caught a cold, take a bath, sweat it out, and warm your body.
Don't overdo it though.
On the contrary, you should be taking a long hot bath instead of a quick shower.
Just take care not to get cold after a bath though. (´･∀･`)
Normally, when you're sick, friends don't come to your place and you don't invite friends over.
Besides, what's the point of showing yourself in a miserable condition when you're down with a cold and snot is running down your nose?
No girl wants to see that.
If you wanted to apologize, you should have done so right then and there.
And if you didn't, I'd prefer if you just pretended nothing happened.
But my nose isn't running though.
My throat hurts like shit and my body feels really heavy, is all.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Well, I have no idea what this is and why it was posted......
But I downloaded it anyway.
Take a long bath to warm up your body, but don't make it too hot. A little above body temperature is best.
And when you get out of the bath, dry yourself off with a towel and make sure you don't get cold.
Also, Lipovitan D with hot water is extremely effective for colds.
The snot was just an example.
Do you really want them to see you when you're feeling weak and miserable because of a cold?
It's going to be awkard for them too. It's not like they're doctors or nurses.
Hurry up and go to bed.
I wouldn't want him to mention it either. Unless he changed his mind about her.
>>692
There you go, you heard it from an actual doctor. You better do what he says.
I'm really sorry about that.
While everyone else is worried about Molester and is telling him to go to bed early,
I was only thinking about how to trigger the "getting nursed back to health" event.
How embarrassing. Sorry.
Does daisy with hot water help against colds too?
Even if it's someone they have feelings for?
Molester, you better get your flu shot before it's too late.
You don't want to get the flu. That shit can easily kill you.
It's no fun without any events though, don't you think?
Hang in there!!
>>329
>>366
I love how I left work on time even though I got in trouble at work.
Now I can finally stick around this thread for as long as I want!! Or so I thought, but then I remembered that Molester has caught a cold...
You might be in for a lot of emotional and physical strain in the next few days, so you should try to take it slow and rest up today.
Kansai (or Loli): "Do you feel any discomfort anywhere?"
Molester: "Yeah, I feel some kind of tightness in my man parts."
"Let me give you a massage to relieve the tightness then..."
Whoawwwwwwww My imagination is running wildwwwwwwwwww
What if you pass the cold on to her?
Molester: "Migraines..."
Kansai: "Your glans??"
I know this isn't even the least bit funnyw
Here's what happens next.
Kansai: "Oh no... Now I feel like I have a temperature too...
Let's cuddle up and warm each other up together♥"
Ewwwwwwwwwwww I'm such a creepwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
kissing her and passing on your cold to her is part of the program!!
And then you sneeze at the same time in front of others
making them all suspicious of you two!!!!!11111
Passing on your cold to her just triggers the "nursing Kansai back to health" event.
Molester: "Does it hurt anywhere?"
Kansai: "Migraines."
Molester: "...your (clitoris) glans, huh?"
It works either waywwww
Sui Feng made me too frisky.
When I'm sick, I don't even feel like doing it in the first place.
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwww
As if you really care if it's okay from a medical point of view or notw
I feel like this is the first time we share the same taste in somethingww
Wait a second. Isn't our target Kansai?
She said herself that she's "meddlesome", so unlike other women,
wouldn't it make sense to show your weakness to Kansai?
Of course, when she does offer to visit him, he has to pretend to turn her down first.
Just because the cold got you all weak both physically and mentally,
don't you call or e-mail Kansai while masturbating!!
Don't you fucking do it!!!!
Whatever you do, don't you call Kansai!!!!
Die, Molester. I'm dead serious. I hope you die, Molester.
The house in the OP is so unnecessarily realistic.
Hurry up and contact them.
I'm down with a cold. Stay away though. I feel like shit. Stay away though.
↑
Pretty annoying to be honest.
My fingers are starting to feel a little numb.
speak in an obviously cold-ridden voice and they're bound to ask "Did you catch a cold? Are you okay?"
Well, it's most likely going to be Loli to come to nurse you though.
Even though you can move your fingers just fine when you're playing with your peniswwwwww
E-mail Kansai ⇒ Trigger nursing event
That's all you have to do right now.
You can report back later when you're feeling better.
When your fingers feel so numb they don't feel like your own anymore, a real man will use them to fantasize about being jacked off by someone else.
You should forget about fapping and getting nursed for now and
seriously just call it a day and go to bed......
We'll be waiting for you to report back.
don't you see weird dreams?
Drinking Lipovitan D undiluted when you're sick can be too strong for your body,
or so I heard from a student teacher.
I think I was still in first year of high school then.
Seriously?
I think I'm slowly at my limit.
To think I was feeling just fine before noon.
"Is it true that you shouldn't drink Lipovitan D undiluted when you've caught a cold?"
E-mail Kansai and ask her.
I think it's about time for a second round, so you can find out more about her.
Whether she has a boyfriend, for example.
Send "Is it true that you shouldn't drink Lipovitan D undiluted when you've caught a cold?" to Kansai.
You might be able to find out if Loli has talked to her.
"Drinking Lipovitan D undiluted when you're sick can be too strong for your body,
or so I heard from a student teacher.
I think I was still in first year of high school then."
What if she replies this...?
wwwwww Please stop messing around in the thread and go nurse him back to health instead. >>741wwwwww
Go ahead and jerk off. It'll help you clear your mind, Molester.
Make sure to work up a good sweat, Molester.
And make sure to wipe all that sweat when you're done.
Btw, I feel you, man, Sui Feng is so sexy and cute...
You don't want the cold to get worse.
We've been having a party everyday lately, after all.
...or so you'd think, right?
But Kansai will contact him very soon! Too bad!!
That is Molester QUALITY! Get rekt!!!
But well, go to bed wearing thicker clothes than usual and make sure you sweat a lot.
Kansai didn't mention cooking at all though.
At first, it was the Miss Understanding chick, now you're not only hitting it off with Kansai and developing feelings for her,
but you're also interested in Loli now?
I envy you!
Well, I hate you.
Now that's something I can truly agree with.
Come back when you've got a full grasp on the current state of affairs.
Molester has clearly stated multiple times who he like.
Go back and read the past threads a 100 times.
Okay.
>>764
He seems really undecided though.
In b4 all of them are seriously in love with Molester.
I, for one, hate you. Get lost.
What made you think that he is undecided?
Go back and reread everything 1000 times.
Molester isn't going to survive thatw
Just stop posting. You're ruining the thread.
His heart is already set.
It was only his dick that was wavering a little.
But he beat his dick and its indecision into submission with his will of iron!
His feelings were stronger than his dick!!
Our Molester Man is a great man!!!
Peter, get a clue, man. Go back to lurking for about 5 years.
Get well soon.
The question is, what to do from now on... The friendship arc is over and the infernal romance arc is next,
but we're still stuck at the character selection screen. Make your choice or the arc won't even start.
Get well soon.
The question is, what to do from now on... The friendship arc is over and the infernal romance arc is next,
but we're still stuck at the character selection screen. Make your choice or the arc won't even start.
It should teach you how to read the room a little.
Honestly, I wanted Molester to become a pillar of hope for all virgins, but what he did was so pathetic I couldn't help but be disappointed.
I get it though. I bet I would have done the same thing.
It's like a real-life soap opera.
and telling her about it.
People keep saying what if he passes on his cold to her...... But everyone knows about that risk and people do it anyway.
Molester Man, if one of the girls was down with a cold, you would go see them too, wouldn't you?
Without any ulterior motives.
Besides, if you told them you had caught a cold after the fact, it'd only make them feel bad.
Especially Kansai, if she loves to meddle.
So you should stop acting tough and just tell her about it.
If she brings you food and stuff, it'd actually be a godsend for you.
Call her if you want what's best for your health!
Sorry for the serious reply.
What does that make Train Man then...?
like a bunch of brats......
That's why you guys are losers, who hang around all day in this thread...... (whisper)
The same thing can be said about you, can't it?
Get a clue.
When Loli askied if he won't do anything, she meant if he won't play DQ with her!!!! We're such premature ejaculators!!!!!!
He could have at least held her hand or something...
Doing absolutely nothing is probably what hurt her.
Molester asked "Like DQ?", but Loli didn't answer.
If anything, she ignored his question and said "Normally, a man would do something, right?"
No. You're supposed to stick the leek up your ass.
What did you say right nyow!?
m9(^Д^) Pfffhahaha!
feel free to use me to kill time.
I'm not hating, but your last few posts have all been a little off.
Who the hell would hold her hand in that situation?
Could you at least take your trip off when you're in this thread? Your posts are annoying by themselves, but it's even more annoying when they're coming from a tripfag.
He could have changed the topic to how it's kinda cold in the room and held her hands to check if they're cold, for example?
I wonder if Molester is being fed rice porridge right now...
('A`)
What kind of unnatural situation is that?
What she really wanted was for him to get down on his knees and apology. (´･ｗ･`)
／:: ::ヽ
/:: ＿;: ,＿, i Phew, I'm tired. Let me take a short break.
/::ι r_ 〉､. ｝
|:: :/-‐, i ﾉ ∬∬∬
|:: " / ⊂二⊃
ゝ:: / | Tea |
（::_＿_. ヽ::＿_.ヽ ヽ＿_ノ
.と::＿＿丿::_＿丿 =====
read the posts that made him remember Kansai, he might have actually done something.
Yeah, I might have to agree with that.
Go to bed already, you punk.
You were still here? (´･∀･`)
"I'd like to thank you again for installing the XX (product name)!
It's working just finew"
her e-mail said.
"That's good to hear. If the lock starts to get sticky, lubricate it and it should be alright.
Hit me up if something comes up. I may not be of much help though."
is what I sent.
"That's not true at allw I'll be counting on your help from now on too."
she replied, so I sent
"Well, it's not just me though. We'll all be there for you when you need help, so I think you'll be fine. Hang in there at work."
(I'd heard that she's working a shift today.)
"I will. I'm off to work then."
That was the last e-mail, but I couldn't sleep anymore, which is why I'm back here again.
Isn't it because it was Miss Understanding?
Thank you, grandpa, for staying up late for us.
This is so calming, for some reason.
Miss Understanding is such a good girl.
Seen through Molester's filter, that is.
There's no way she's that strong mentally.
Does this mean that love triangle story Loli told him at her place was really about her?
I bet the thread would have unanimously told him to do itwww
But she's friends with the other girls! It makes sense to tell her!
but what's going on with the Miss Undie stalker situation?
Judging from that conversation, she seems to be doing well though.
I haven't heard anything about it. It didn't come up even once.
I don't think it's something you should mention during small talk anyway.
By the way, I feel like it's getting worse every minute.
Shit, I hate that I can't watch anime tonight... Normally, the only time I can't watch a show is when it airs at the same time as another show.
Ask her to record your anime for you.
You get nursed back to health + Your anime gets recorded + You get to be alone with Kansai
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101729670/
but well, it doesn't matter anymore.
I'll be waiting for you to get well soon, so you can start wrecking havoc again.
Here's how I usually cure a cold:
- drink 1 litre of orange juice
- take a bath for an hour and sweat a lot
- fap
- go to sleep because I've done all I possibly can
The next morning...
My cold is most likely still not cured, so I start over from the beginning.
Good luck.
Btw, when I got home and checked the thread, I noticed the thread hadn't grown as much as I'd expected.
Also, I can't believe he hasn't fapped to Loli yet...
Even after getting seduced by a woman irl, he doesn't even fap to her... That's our 2D master for ya.
Same circle.
Same part-time job.
I feel like it's only a matter of time till Kansai finds out.
If this was a TV soap, she would suddenly drop by his place since she knows his addressw
Why would she go out of her way to talk about it? It's like rubbing salt into her wound. Especially if girl A is Kansai.
It's obvious, but it's impossible to tell if Molester is still around or not if he doesn't post anything.
why don't you ask Loli if the ABC story was actually about her?
. . : : ／⌒ヽ: :: : : :: : ::: :: : :::: :: ::: : ..,,::。:+
. . ... . / <｀O..: : :: :: ::: :::::: :::::::::::: +,::o;;::・;, :
⊂ﾆﾆﾆ⊃ . . . .: ::::::::::::::::::::::: ..<;;::・,,::;ゞ;;o;*::.
/:彡ミ゛ヽ;）ー､ . ::: : :: ::::::::: ,,;;;<;+::;;。*:,,;;ゞ;;::..: : : :
/ :::/ヽ/ヽ、ヽ ::i . .:: :.: ::: . :::: ;;;*;;;〇;ゞ;*::;;:<;;;*;:;ゞ;;o;
/ :::/;;: ｡ ヽ ヽ::ｌ . :. :. <;;;;〇;ゞ;*::o,ゞ ;*;;;;*ゞ;*:o
￣（_,ノ ￣￣￣ヽ､_ノ￣￣ ;;;*;;;〇;ゞ;*::;;;;;*ゞ;*::o, 〇;;; ＊
: : : : : : llllllll : : : : : :
田田田
Molester Man, you better grasp happiness until Christmas...
Do it for me because I just got dumped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep your chin up!
but there's a 50/50 chance that she's heard about what happened the day before yesterday.
It depends on how openly Loli and Kansai talk to each other.
If you're going to go down the Kansai route, you should first check if Kansai knows about what happened with you and Loli,
if you don't want to spoil your chances for the good ending.
Well, you know, don't kill yourself.
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwww
Well, I doubt she told her though.
Whoawwwwww My imagination is running away with mewwwwwwwwwww
I might suddenly show up in the middle of the night again because I can't fall asleep, but this cold might be a pretty bad one.
Good night, you guys.
>>836
Don't give up. There's still enough time.
Today, I overslept, so I'd say good luck is headed your way, Molester.
Well, make sure it doesn't get worse.
Get well soon. ﾉｼ
Cheer up!
It might be a good idea to forget about everything for tonight and rest up.
Do your best to cure your cold!
Fuck yeah!. Karma is a bitch.
Good night.
Like Molester's cold, it started with a sore throat.
I know what you should do. Eat ramen.
That's right, ramen, your faovrite food.
And add plenty of green onion. Add as much as you can.
Then, sleep a lot.
That should take care of your cold.
It's not because I got a hard-on for Loli. If anything, I think Kansai is moe.
But I just feel so bad for Loli... Ahh! Ahhhh!!! Gahhhh!!
But if she's going to work, she might meet Loli there... (What if Loli hasn't come to work even once since Saturday... Uh-ohw)
And Kansai still hasn't contacted you, huh... We coould use more information.
Which would also explain why you're still getting e-mails from Miss Undie.
Even if she told the other girls, I'm afraid they'll just say "What a cowardwwwww", brand him a loser, make fun of him and never talk to him again.
Though I doubt she mentioned the seicross part...
so I went around participating in a bunch of 1000 GETs in "I'll post boobs when this thread gets 1000 posts" threads,
but now I'm back.
Good evening.
And were you able to get a 1000 GET?
That's when he pushes her down.
Kansai: "What a cowardwwwww"
Molester: "It's because I've got you." He hugs her as he says this.
Kansai: "No. Let me go."
Molester: "No."
Kansai: "......idiot." She hugs him back tightly.
Nice fanficwwwwwwww OKwwwwwww
I couldn't get a 1000 GET, but the threads all reached 1000 posts,
so I'm waiting for the OP's to post boobs now.
And I know they never will.
I wouldn't put it past Kansai to actually react like that.
Whoawwwwwwwww That gave me a bonerwwwwwww
He should've just gone for Loli. What a waste.
Whoawwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwww
GJ!
Her face is a bit...
the more I feel like A = Kansai and C = Loli would explain everything.
Loli asks Molester for advice while pretending to be talking about a friend.
Molester answers that her friend shouldn't hold back and that she should just go for it.
This is when Loli makes up her mind.
However, she knows she's not as close to Molester as Kansai,
so she panics and tries to seduce Molester to rope him into a relationship.
But she gets turned down and comes to regret everything.
She regrets trying to seduce Molester and going behind Kansai's back.
What Loli does next is up to speculation, but it's possible that she wants to tell Kansai everything and apologize to her.
I don't know if she will say that she got turned down when she tried to seduce him or when she asked him out.
So I would say that she either.
1. hasn't told Kansai anything,
2. will tell Kansai that she secretly tried to ask him out or
3. that she secretly tried to seduce him.
It's one of these.
Huh? I ended up writing the same thing as every other post before me.......... orz
Call Kansai, tell her you need advice on interpersonal relationships, and tell her the following story:
- Girl A and Guy B met due to a misunderstanding.
- Guy B was a little bit curious about Girl A, but it quickly died down due to Girl C's meddling.
- As Guy B watched the meddlesomeness of Girl C, he ended up falling in love with her.
- Guy B gets approached by Girl C but turns her down.
Then ask Kansai the following questions:
- Girl A, Girl C, and Girl D are friends and since Guy B turned Girl D down, it's hard for him to see Girl A, Girl C, and Girl D again. What should he do?
- Guy B loves Girl C, but should he confess his love for her or not?
I'm sure Kansai will help you out.
Kansai is so smart I feel like she'll see through that immediately...
She'll already figure it out here.
This so much.
In that case, A, C, and D stand for their cup sizes.
He won't get that far.
"What interpersonal relationships? You don't have any friends.
You mean us?"
Game over.
LMAOwww My sideswww
Kansai will already figure out everything here.
You're a smart guy.
>Oh crap
She'll already figure it out here.
LOLwwwwwwwww
It's Kansai we're talking about Kansai.
＞872 Name: VIPPER
She'll already have figured out everything here.
It's not a problem if she sees through it though. She'll understand that he's that desperate.
Though it's more likely that Loli is just a slut!!!
Whoawwwwwwwwwww You're so planning on goingwwwwwwwwwwwwww
If we knew the address, the place would be a battlefield by now.
Here's a continuation of >>857:
Kansai: "What a cowardwwwww"
Molester: "No, it's not like thatrt4tq34u48ut8ue" (flustered)
Kansai: "I know."
Molester: "Eh?"
Kansai: "You turned her down for me, right?" (hugs him)
Molester: "Ehhhhhhhhhh?"
Kansai: "I'm the only one who could take care of an indecisive wuss like you."
Kansai says shyly.
Good End 1
Why don't we just leave out Girl A?
And she better notice who he's talking about. It's like a roundabout confession of love.
(But in that case, we have to make sure she doesn't realize
that it's about her before he can get to the point.
That's why the first line is already a no-go null pointer.)
So moe.
Whack!
Ah, I don't mean this in a bad way at all.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Just when I wanted to reply to you, I came to a realization.
Loli puked in her sleep on Molester's bed, right?
After that, it was Kansai and Molester, who cleaned up the mess, wasn't it?
When Kansai told Loli about it, what if she was singing Molester's praises?
Like "He was so considerate and cleaned up after you without a single frown on his face.
Maybe he likes you, Loli. (・∀・) grin"
Kansai's caring personality might have backfired this time.
＼ ∩─ｰ､ ====
＼／ ● ､_ ｀ヽ ======
/ ＼( ● ● |つ
| X_入__ノ ミ To think I would fall for such obvious bait...
､ (＿／ ノ /⌒l
/＼＿＿＿ノﾞ＿/ / =====
〈 ＿_ノ ====
＼ ＼＿ ＼
＼＿__） ＼ ====== (´⌒
＼ ＿＿_ ＼＿＿ (´⌒;;(´⌒;;
＼＿＿＿）＿＿＿）(´;;⌒ (´⌒;; sliiide
Please elaborate
Please elaborate.
Please elaborate,
Same as above.
Please elaborate,
Please elaborate.
Please elaborate
By the way,
I too happen to have a thing for a girl. Discuss.
Every man is a single man at heart.
Well, except the ones that are married.
I was hoping for someone to bite, but I didn't think it'd be so many at oncewwwwww
Her specs:
[Age] 23 years old
[Relation to me] We went to the same grad and junior high school. We met again two years ago and went on a few dates, but I've been neglecting her lately.
[Looks] Kataoka Asuka
Since her birthday's coming up, I e-mailed her for the first time in a while and told her I'll treat her to something for her birthday,
but maybe she was in her feels because she had caught a cold because she was overjoyed and told me to treat her to something special.
Honestly, I was just planning on treating her to some cheap BBQ at the nearest Gyu-Kaku or something... What should I do now...
1. Gyu-Kaku
2. Jojoen
3. Yoshinoya
I have put together a list to pick from.
"Treat me to something special" is just a figure of speech.
I don't know about Gyu-Kaku, but I don't think she expects you to treat her to a fancy restaurant.
I see, I see.
Three possible answers? This is Molester Man's specialty!
Take her to a quieter place for dinner.
Even if you make a reservation at a restaurant and buy her a little birthday cake,
it won't be that much more expensive than treating her to Gyu-Kaku.
× expensive and crowded
○ cozy and quiet
Celebrate her birthday at her place, obviously.
Look what happened when Molester went to Loli's place. Imagine what'll happen if it's you. She'll be like "Whoaww"
For some reason, Gyu-Kaku has this image of a low-cost place even though it's notw
I don't play any eroge, so I don't know which to choose... I'll go with 3 then.
>>920
Yeah, it's most likely a figure of speech.
Don't worry, I wasn't going to book a Superior room at InterContinental or something.
>>923
She doesn't like travelling long distances, so I'll see if I can find a good place somewhere in our small hometown.
>>924
We both live at our parents' places, so I don't think that's an option.
I need to try harder too.
When I go to Gyu-Kaku with another guy,
the bill will end up topping 10000 yen as long as you don't order dished with rice.
So you might actually be better off going to a high-class place like Jojoen and enjoying some first-grade meat while being conscious of the bill.
Small towns have the best restaurants.
My university is located in the mountains,
but because it's such a remote town, it had several hidden gem places you won't find anywhere else.
Look for restaurants you would normally never go to,
or restaurants that you can't find in sightseeing guidebooks.
Walk there together and on your way back, you can stop at a nearby park for some lovey-doveykulawsedrftgyfujiko
It's not just you, buddy, I am too.
This is kind of how Loli Jugs must have approached him.
I don't know how Molester was able to resist.
Seriously, respect to him.
Whoa, I could never. Not a chancewwwww
(ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ) Friends!!
I'd love to see Molester panic when he checks his cell phone.
Me neither. It was a miracle that was only possible because he's a virgin.
No, I mean this as a compliment, of course.
I wanna go look for it so bad...
I didn't mean an e-mail from Kansai to Molester,
but an e-mail from Kansai to me. Whoawwwwwwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwwwww
Whoawwwww In your dreamswwwwwwwwwww
That's right. He lives in Kasukabe.
∩＿∩ +
（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
と＿_）__） +
Goddamit, I can't believe I agreed with youwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
When you think about it, there aren't that many family restaurants that serve Crab Pilaf...
......whoawwwwwwww kulawsedrftgyfujiko
Just got back home. Good evening, you guys. ﾉｼ
Looks like there's not much going on here right now.
Whoawwwwwwwwww That's around the cornerwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ﾉｼ
My neurons are firing at full speed right nowwwwwwwww They won't stopwwwwwww