Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I got mistaken for a molester at incredible momentum.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I got actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got mistaken for a molester at incredible momentum part 25
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101666215/
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http://tikanotoko.nobody.jp/index.html
↑ A detailed summary is being written here at incredible momentum.
※ >>950 starts the next thread.
※ No fighting among VIPPERs allowed.
There are several side-stories that have derived from this thread.
↓ Go to this thread if you're interested:
Totally pork cutlet on rice with hot green tea
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101658491/
Crab soumen.
Crabologies.
Crabs.
Crab.
Crabs.
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（0ﾟ・(ｪ)・） ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
（0ﾟつ旦O +
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Why are you people bumping it so desperately?
NOT YOU AGAIN
It's because I went ahead and started a thread without saying anything...
I'm honestly sorry.
If Loli was more like this, I bet things would take a completely different turn.
That girl doesn't have any jugs, for starters.
He's implying that Molester would have done it with Loli if she'd been a cutting board.
If this is 1000wwww I'll have towww repeat the yearwwwwwwwww
Whoawwwwwwwwww Toowwwwww badwwwwwwwwww
GJ.
ww I'll do my bestww nextw year!wwwww
1000: 04/11/30 02:14:26 rLP0ythB [sage]
If this is 1000wwww I'll have towww repeat the yearwwwwwwwww
Are you AF from yesterday?
Loli is #2 in the popularity poll now. Discuss.
>>21 Are you Mr. Anal Fuck?
Whoawww That one Loli fan has been busywwwww
If this is 1000, I will post a pic of my dick.
1000 Name: VIPPER [sage] Date: 04/11/30 02:14:26 ID:rLP0ythB
I'll have towww repeat the yearwwwwwwwww
Don't forget to post the dick picw
I'm going to bed too. ﾉｼ
>>1
Thank you!
>>25
Yeah, it's me.
I think I'll quit jerking off.
He talked about sea fishing, so it's most likely somewhere in Kanagawa or Chiba.
And there's his major which is supposed to be rather unique and economics-related... It must be either the Chiba University of Commerce or the Yokohama International something university.
The family restaurant has a lunch menu (since he said something about having Hamburg steak with curry for lunch),
so we can exclude Saizeriya. (Saizeriya does not have a lunch menu)
He mentioned crab pilaf, so it can't be Denny's either.
Letting young girls work as waitresses makes me think it's a Skylark family restaurant...
On an unrelated note, I feel like there was a Jusco in Kasukabe... You can see it from the station.
But I'd love to see themw
Let's go with this!
While we're on the topic, didn't he say he lives in Kanagawa?
I can share them as gikoNavi logs if you want.
Please do.
I don't care which anime character or whatever the hell this thread is about, but the age of online games is coming, you retards.
There are many online games out there, but the best one is Lineage. Especially the Rigel threads are on a whole another level than your shitty board.
If you got something to say, let us hear your pitiful excusesw
↓ I'll leave the address of our thread here, so you better show up (pfff)
Oh, but I guess even mentally challenged idiots like you realize that you only waste all your time on these shitty threads of your shitty boards
because you're useless wastes of space. I was asking too much of you. (´,_ゝ｀)
Or are you guys too scared to post in our thread? ( ゜ ,_ ゝ ゜ )
http://game10.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mmo/1100440918/
I'm not very knowledgeable about 2chan. What should I do?
Akihabara is close (though you have to change trains a few times) ← we can conjecture that Akiba is closer than Shinjuku、
and there's a Jeans Mate and a Right-on nearby?
There's also a global work store a little further away?
The nearest police station is relatively far away from the nearest station, which houses a dining area (including a store that serves omelette with fried rice).
A family restaurant that satisfies all the above conditions and has crab pilaf in their menu.
That's what we're looking for!
Happy hunting, everyone!
Good night! ﾉｼ
Nothing. Just give me a minute, you noob.
Are you dumb? Why are you spoonfeeding this guy like that? Let him look for an uploader site.
Shut your mouth.
No fighting, children.
I figured as much, so I'm copy-pasting everything into Notepad right now.
Btw, sorry for snapping, >>52. And sorry, Mom, for fighting.
My head hurts.
Crabs.
I'm going to search for it alone.
And then it's time to enjoy the show. (ﾟ∀ﾟ)=3 pant pant
In case of Kanagawa, you'd get on the JR "Shinjuku Shounan Line", get off at Shinjuku station, then take either the Soubu Line, the Chuuou Line or the Yamanote Line to Chiba.
I wonder which station is 30 minutes away from Shinjuku station via "Shinjuku Shounan Line".
...what am I doing at this godforsaken hour? orz
You can read the whole threads on the summary site?
I thought it only had summaries. No point in uploading the threads then.
You heard him, >>42. Go to the summary site.
I saw your post in that other threadw
Yeah... Btw, my little sister kicked me in the butt.
It made me feel like crying.
But the problem is the 30 minutes to Shinjuku part...
Argh, fuck this, I give up!
I'm going to bed!
In Tokyo, Shinonome would fit the bill.
OHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
That should make Molester more comfortablewwwww
I live inwwwww Moww riww oww kawwwwww
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Today is the day of the nursing event.
I feel like there's some sort of lump at the back of my nose and throat.
When I sniffle and try to spit out phlegm, a bunch of clumps made up of phlegm, blood and snot comes out.
Also, the back of my eyes hurt and my whole body feels heavy, but my temperature is 37.3 degrees and I don't have a cough either.
Is this just a cold? Or is it the flu?
In case it's the flu, I have to call my part-time job asap...
Oh yeah, figures that today also happens to be the deadline for my university assignments...
I might not have a choice but to trigger the nursing event.
Hurry up and e-mail Kansai!
That will trigger the nursing event for sure!
It might also be a hay fever. I had it last week.
Taking allergy relief capsules helped a lot.
I guess it's a cold?
Just go to the hospital and get an IV shot. You'll feel better immediately.
Take the day off at work. You don't want to spread it to others.
If you don't know Kansai's work schedule, triggering the nursing event might prove difficult.
Hurry up and do something already. When are you coming home again?
Btw does Loli Jugs look like this?
http://bookweb.kinokuniya.co.jp/imgdata/4754215044.jpg
I'm sure she'll be happy that you turned to her for advice!
If your nose is always stuffy, I recommend pouring a saline solution through your nose and out of your mouth.
If you use plain water, it will cause a burning sensation, but a saline solution resembles nasal mucus and won't hurt.
All you have to do is get the girls to nurse you back to health.
Listen, Molester, Kansai already knows that you don't have any friends.
Ask her "I'm really sorry, but I'm out of cold medicine. Could you do me a favor and buy me some?"
and she might actually just do it, no??
Like when Loli got completely wasted or when they couldn't install the anti-lockpicking lock.
So it should be okay to turn to them when you need help.
Are you Tamaru?
It might be an empyema. My mother was diagnosed with it just two weeks ago. Her nose was stuffy and had pain around the eyes. I think she also had a slight fever.
Well, he should just go to a hospital asap.
If it was the flu, he should be a high temperature, so I doubt it...
I'm the guy whose ID is made up of dick and AV.
Are you down with a cold, Molester?
Make sure to cure it asap.
but Loli basically told Molester how she likes him in the thread from the 25th.
Who would have thought that she was serious back then...
I even posted "Wait, where is this going?" when it happened.
Your ID is amazing...
I live inwwww Iww barawww kiwwwww
Butwwww I work all the timewwwwww Can't takewwwwww a breakwwww
I don'twwww have any timewwww to do laundryww so Iwwww just buyww new underwearwwww from the convenience storewwww everydaywwww
It's likewwwww one-way underwearwww
Whoawwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Also, I think it's already kind of late to apologize to Loli for what happened.
What kind of job do you have that you don't have any time to do laundry?
Molester, get well soon!
There was a robot girl with green hair, a girl who loved taiyaki, an underage bride and so on. I had them lining up for me.
The same job as Loli and Miss Understanding. I work full-time though.
The part-timers who were really good at their job quit, so we full-timers have to fill in for them.
The remaining part-timers are lazy as shit.
What kind of family restaurant has a bunch of full-timers doing all the work?w
Oh, btw, we're so understaffed right now we even have to work on public holidayswwwwwwwwwwww
I thought that was obvious.
Yeah, I figured you work in food service.
I work part-time in food service, but our manager almost never gets a day off.
And he's balding for some reason.
There's pretty much no doubt about it.
By the way, her excuse is as bad as what a husband, who got caught cheating, would say.
His wife and children will use the money, so it's not a problemw
took a shower, and tried to seduce him with words, but Molester didn't do anything...
I was hoping I can bang a part-timer girl or two, but I simply don't have the time for itwwwwww
Even if you desperately need a job, you should avoid the food service industry like the plaguewwwwwwww
I'm so stressed I'm seriously losing my hairwwwwwwwwwwww
All my money went to car-related stuff. I got into an accident (because I fell asleep at the wheel) and had to get my car repairedwww
I wanna quit my jobwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You should just e-mail Kansai. Instead of calling her.
E-mail Kansai and Loli will hear about it eventually.
That way, you can let her know why you didn't do anything without having to talk to her directly.
You guys, good morning.
If you don't even get to bang a part-timer, then there really is no point working in a restaurant.
I heard our manager banged a bunch of part-timers when he was young.
No chance in hell... Or so I would like to believe.
Maybe they don't trust men anymore because they got banged by their manager.
>107
Whoawwwwwwww OKwwwwwwwww
>Molester
I will try to hang in there so you better too.
An acquaintance of mine who was never that popular with the ladies, switched careers to the food service industry and instantly started banging all the part-timerswwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Whoawwwwwwwwwwww I'm so jellyYYyyyywwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
His girlfriend is just 20! Whoawwwwwwwww Pfffwwwwwwwwwwwww
Even though he's already 30wwwwwwwwwww
Well, Kansai said she takes dating seriously, so there's no way...
Or so I would like to believe.
I'm in a different industry than you, but I too had a phase when I would sacrifice most of my sleep and free time for work.
But one day I realized that I won't really get ahead no matter how hard I work and lost all motivationw
Look at me now, slacking off at workwwwwww
And I only do like 1 or 2 hours of overtime work max.
Our previous manager was only like a 4/10 looks-wise,
but he was dating a 19-year-old girl like it was no big deal.
I only found out about it later,
but she was cute too.
and they will fall for you one by one.
Well, it's like a special privilege that managers have.
so I should probably count myself lucky.
but they're both older than me and I'm 30wwwwwwwww
It's another reason why I don't have any motivation to workwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Whoawwwwwwwwwwwwww You'll just have to turn into a MILF killerwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You work that much and you're lucky?
I feel like I should count myself lucky after hearing about your jobs.
No, I mean I'm lucky compared to 91 because he doesn't even have time to do the laundry.
I think we've gotten way off topic.
Let's get back to the topic of Molester.
Nah... I don't think anyone in the food service industry is lucky. The current me would quit asapwwww>
I bet they go to work at 8am and return home at 11pm.
As for what to say, >>84 looks good to me personally.
And if he does not know which route yet and can't make up his mind, he should just go to the hospital by himself or call his parents.
Good morning, you guys.
An IV shot does take care of it, but it's not easy to get them to give you an IV shot.
What do you tell them to get an IV shot?
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I would say
"I have to get back to work after this, so please make an exception."
if I wanted one.
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My face turns pale just from getting my blood drawn, so I'd probably pass out from an IV shotww
and I feel like everything Kansai did can be explained away by her being the caring and meddlesome person she is. What do you guys think?
Yeah, I would just stress how busy I am.
But depending on the doctor, you won't get an IV shot no matter what you say, and even if you're lucky, you might end up with a nurse who sucks at giving shots and you're in for a torture.
It's a double-edged sword that was not made for amateurs.
but she turned out to be really bad at her jobw
Afterwards, the director of the place even complimented me on my patience.
I wish I could just skip out on work and be connected to an IV drip all day.
Well, in reality, I'm usually back to work before the blood on the cotton wool on my arm has dried...
Maybe I should quit my job and become a monk or somethingwwwwwww
Ahh, that makes sense.
It took me a second to get it.
Does a bike even need that much maintenance anyway?
That is a very convincing argument.
I remember seeing a post like this.
Washing my bike and changing the oil, pretty much.
I imagine, women wouldn't change the oil by themselves. They will normally leave it to their dealer, I think.
When Kansai said she's not seeing anyone right now, she was telling the truth imo.
But don't you find it hard to imagine that Molester is the kind of guy Kansai likes?
I bet she has a lot of guys to choose from.
but I believe most women would accept a confession of love from a guy they spend a lot of time with, as long as they don't have any negative feelings toward him.
It's not like every relationship starts out with mutual love.
She said she fell for him on the first or second date.
He rarely gets to see her, so I have no idea how long it would take if he decided to wait for her to fall in love with him.
Maybe it's because we see everything through Molester's lens, but it doesn't seem like they're going on dates and stuff right now, or maybe they are?
But well, just because they're not taken yet doesn't mean they must have any feelings for Molester.
j3 No point thinking too hard about this. It's all just speculation anywho.
Let's just hope we can get to the confession of love event before Christmas Eve.
If you're going to get cold feet just because the girl you love has a boyfriend, you might as well just give up now.
That's not how the game of love works.
With that said, I want him to make some progress already, so I think he should e-mail Kansai something like "Nurse me back to health plz."
Hmm... I know what you mean. I know.
However, it feels like there are a bunch of other guys she spends a lot of time with besides Molester.
Just like Molester rejected Loli, Kansai might already be in love with some other guy
and confessing his love to her might just lead to the second rejection of this story.
1. Molester is so overwhelmed by being around the girls that he hasn't gotten around to investigating if the male friends situation
2. There have been hints in their conversations, but we just don't get to see them through Molester lens
3. It's all in Molester's imagination, which explains the convenient lack of male presence
4. They actually don't have any male friends
5. The girls are actually all guys
But you see, I don't think she dislikes Molester.
She might not really like him yet either, but he is one of the guys she spends a lot of time with, right?
So let's come up with a way for him to get out of the friendzone and become her significant other together.
A godly move that will allow him to go on dates with her until Christmas.
so I seriously don't see why he shouldn't ask her to bring him some cold medicine.
If Miss Undie and Loli want to come with her, that'd be okay too.
It'd only prove that both of them are still on good terms with him.
I now know that Molester did right not to do it with Loli.
That is because Loli will later turn out to be Molester's little sister separated at birth.
A story about a guy doing it with his little sister will never get a book adaptation.
Also, Kansai does have a boyfriend, but we will later find out that she's getting played by him,
which leads to an event where Molester consoles her.
They end up together because Molester chooses to be a gentleman instead of trying to take advantage of the situation.
This is what was written in the stars.
As far as I know, Kansai does have a few male friends.
They're apparently all members of her university club.
But to her, they're just friends from university and nothing more.
She hangs out with her friends from her part-time job a lot more.
Ask Kansai to buy some Kakkontou for you.
Dude, are you okay?
Anyways, I guess as long as we don't know who Molester is really after, the thread will stay completely divided......
It feels like I'm the only one left in the Miss Undie camp though......
j3 I shall wait patient... ly.
Hey, you should be in bed, yo!
I guess I will have to send an e-mail, even though I hate to inconvenience anyone...
I like your optimistic way of thinking. Well, I guess it's better for the thread too, if we stay positive.
>>155
He's going to owe Kansai another onew
But Kansai is undoubtedly the type of person who likes helping others out, so he should definitely go down the nursing event route.
She's a bit like my wife in that sense. She nursed me back to health toowwwwwwwwww
What if Kansai got a shift and Loli comes in her place...?
Oh, you finally feel like making a move?
But who are you going to e-mail? Kansai?
it'll be Loli who comes, for sure.
Your ID is seriously a miracle.
It reminds me of when someone had "otiro" in his ID in the university entrance exam board.
Thanks.
By the way, seriously, get someone to nurse you back to health, man.
You never miss stuff like thatwww
he won't have a choice but to give up on Kansai.
Ask Kansai to buy a leek.
Then ask her to stick it up your ass.
― Love can start with the anus too ―
so if she comes, get her to give you a lap pillow.
Reply to my post toowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm so jealous of you, Molester...
I wish I could experience that kind of love too.
Whoawwwwwwww Look at me talking to a strangerwwwwwwwwww
Even though I'm a antisocial shut-inwwwwwwwwww This is the magic of the Internetwwwwwww
>that kind of love
The kind of love that starts with the anus, you mean?
Miss Yamaoka!
Didn't see that coming, did you?
It would be a little untruthful though. Maybe not untruthful, but it would be an exaggeration.
Would your conscience be okay with that?
If she came in Kansai's place, it'd be proof that she really likes Molester Man.
Please nurse me back to health.
Your partner."
E-mail her this.
LMFAOwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm so happywwwwwwwwww
Nice to meet youwwwww I'mwwwww a serial ONANISTwwwww
I'm going to die without you by my side.
I love you."
E-mail her this.
That's so creep-
It might work on a fujoshi though.
Actually, it might work a little on Loli too.
Anyways, I don't know about asking her straight to nurse him. Can Molester even send an e-mail like that?
On the other hand, if she does come uninvited, he had better prepare for the worst, just like in Pork Cutlet's case.
The Kansai route, the Miss Undie route, and the Butler route will all be gone. Loli will make sure of it.
What he's done to her...? What he hasn't done to her, you meanw
My parents gave them the key
It is game over
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/entrance/1101787270/
Sorry, but what's Pork Cutlet?
I am down with a cold, so I would
love it if you got me some cold medicine.
Cat's out of the bag and I need your help.
So sorry for always relying on you.
Much love, Molester."
It's one of the side stories of this thread. There's a link to it in >>1.
"Hey, Molester, are you okay? Are you sleeping your cold off?
If it's really bad, you better go see a doctor right away!"
What if this is all she replies?w
"I know, I know.
Love being the one everyone always relies onw
Them's the breaks. I'm used to it by now and I'm also
too afraid of you dying on me, so I'll be there in a little."
What should we do if she replies like this?