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I got mistaken for a molester at incredible momentum part 26
- 1 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:09:41 ID:6f1sGd6M
- 1 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/05 19:48:21 ID:w8ZHuVTS
Everyone in VIP, no, in 2ch, please hear me out.
The other day, I got mistaken for a molester at incredible momentum.
And I don't mean it as a joke, I got actually mistaken for one in the blink of an eye.
It all started with this...
Previous thread:
I got mistaken for a molester at incredible momentum part 25
http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1101666215/
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- 2 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:11:33 ID:KGsF+bOM
- >>1
Crab soumen.
- 3 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:12:21 ID:malPhdoT
- >>1
Crabologies.
- 4 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:14:13 ID:kYRyaMez
- >>1
Crabs.
- 5 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:14:39 ID:/+7qBpCT
- >>1
Crab.
- 6 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:17:54 ID:C4iicpo/
- >>1
Crabs.
- 7 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:18:19 ID:3jpHoWfh
- Kansai crab.
- 8 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/30 01:20:18 ID:3QDMXHVi
- + +
∩_∩ +
(0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
(0゚つ旦O +
と__)__) +
- 9 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:23:01 ID:aBhQ69I8
- This thread is still alive?
Why are you people bumping it so desperately?
- 10 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:27:07 ID:jd+yaSka
- >>9
NOT YOU AGAIN
- 11 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:29:32 ID:QV+BPxwm
- We have two part 26 threads.
- 12 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:30:34 ID:SpjOjp9/
- (*´σー`)
- 13 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 01:30:54 ID:6f1sGd6M
- >>11
It's because I went ahead and started a thread without saying anything...
I'm honestly sorry.
- 14 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:09:38 ID:+kskAo/2
- http://up.nm78.com/data/up034043.jpg
If Loli was more like this, I bet things would take a completely different turn.
- 15 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:10:48 ID:KAe7XEPG
- >>14
That girl doesn't have any jugs, for starters.
- 16 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:13:41 ID:nu5Aa/x6
- >>15
He's implying that Molester would have done it with Loli if she'd been a cutting board.
- 17 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:15:05 ID:05w3QRax
- FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- 18 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:15:11 ID:VnMALXZv
- Congrats on repeating the year.
- 19 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:15:17 ID:+kskAo/2
- 1000 Name: VIPPER [sage] Date: 04/11/30 02:14:26 ID:rLP0ythB
If this is 1000wwww I'll have towww repeat the yearwwwwwwwww
Whoawwwwwwwwww Toowwwwww badwwwwwwwwww
- 20 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:15:23 ID:malPhdoT
- >>14
GJ.
- 21 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:15:45 ID:BFuIuaDd
- Just when I was about to jerk off, there was an earthquake again. Discuss.
- 22 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:16:23 ID:rLP0ythB
- Whoa!wwwwwww
ww I'll do my bestww nextw year!wwwww
1000: 04/11/30 02:14:26 rLP0ythB [sage]
If this is 1000wwww I'll have towww repeat the yearwwwwwwwww
- 23 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:17:22 ID:UBIjAwrS
- >>21
Are you AF from yesterday?
- 24 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:19:35 ID:bp9Bi9OM
-
Loli is #2 in the popularity poll now. Discuss.
- 25 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:20:43 ID:ZqBzNk82
- Congrats on repeating the year.
>>21 Are you Mr. Anal Fuck?
- 26 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:24:37 ID:mUvdKRbR
- >>24
Whoawww That one Loli fan has been busywwwww
- 27 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:29:08 ID:3HOzNgE0
- 992 Name:VIPPER Date:04/11/30(Tue) 02:12:39 ID:rLP0ythB
If this is 1000, I will post a pic of my dick.
1000 Name: VIPPER [sage] Date: 04/11/30 02:14:26 ID:rLP0ythB
I'll have towww repeat the yearwwwwwwwww
Don't forget to post the dick picw
- 28 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:47:47 ID:malPhdoT
- Going to bed. ノシ
- 29 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:48:44 ID:bp9Bi9OM
- Me too. ノシ
- 30 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:53:31 ID:nMWeDn2v
- I'm finally caught up, yet no one is here...
I'm going to bed too. ノシ
>>1
Thank you!
- 31 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:54:01 ID:rLP0ythB
- I'mwww goingwww towww bedwww toowww ノシwww
- 32 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 02:55:34 ID:BFuIuaDd
- >>23
>>25
Yeah, it's me.
I think I'll quit jerking off.
- 33 : Repeater ◆.EuumtGcDw : 04/11/30 02:56:07 ID:rLP0ythB
- I got myself a tripcodew for the sole purpose of posting a pic of my dickwwwwww
- 34 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 03:53:56 ID:tM6UGip1
- I can't find any post by Molester in the archive that confirms that he lives in Kasukabe...
He talked about sea fishing, so it's most likely somewhere in Kanagawa or Chiba.
And there's his major which is supposed to be rather unique and economics-related... It must be either the Chiba University of Commerce or the Yokohama International something university.
The family restaurant has a lunch menu (since he said something about having Hamburg steak with curry for lunch),
so we can exclude Saizeriya. (Saizeriya does not have a lunch menu)
He mentioned crab pilaf, so it can't be Denny's either.
Letting young girls work as waitresses makes me think it's a Skylark family restaurant...
On an unrelated note, I feel like there was a Jusco in Kasukabe... You can see it from the station.
- 35 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:02:39 ID:Mp+WVAGF
- I finally caught upwwwww Pffff
- 36 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:02:49 ID:yjioTGKg
- It's definitely not Gusto or Skylark or Jonathan's either.
- 37 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:04:53 ID:f1/xnfuQ
- I bet I'd be disappointed if I saw the real Molester, Loli, or Kansai...
But I'd love to see themw
- 38 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:09:17 ID:mUvdKRbR
- Then I shall head to my neighborhood Pomme no Ki for lunch today and check out their lunch menu while sweating like a pig.
- 39 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:10:25 ID:1ZvKxkUb
- "Baby, I know you're putting on a brave front, but I won't make the same mistake twice."
Let's go with this!
- 40 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:10:48 ID:jd+yaSka
- If you guys keep saying stuff like that, Molester might not come back to the thread anymore.
While we're on the topic, didn't he say he lives in Kanagawa?
- 41 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:18:16 ID:3jpHoWfh
- "Ohhh Shouta!!" Let's turn this into a meme.
- 42 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:22:40 ID:7Va7FthY
- I can't access Part 22 to 24 for some reason. Where can I read them?
- 43 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:26:00 ID:BFuIuaDd
- >>42
I can share them as gikoNavi logs if you want.
- 44 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:27:38 ID:7Va7FthY
- That'd be great.
Please do.
- 45 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:29:08 ID:BFuIuaDd
- Let me look for an uploader site.
- 46 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:31:34 ID:9nBvS28k
- Hey, creepy Vippers, I'm amazed that you can spend all your time in shitty boring threads like this. (lmao)
I don't care which anime character or whatever the hell this thread is about, but the age of online games is coming, you retards.
There are many online games out there, but the best one is Lineage. Especially the Rigel threads are on a whole another level than your shitty board.
If you got something to say, let us hear your pitiful excusesw
↓ I'll leave the address of our thread here, so you better show up (pfff)
Oh, but I guess even mentally challenged idiots like you realize that you only waste all your time on these shitty threads of your shitty boards
because you're useless wastes of space. I was asking too much of you. (´,_ゝ`)
Or are you guys too scared to post in our thread? ( ゜ ,_ ゝ ゜ )
http://game10.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/mmo/1100440918/
- 47 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:32:34 ID:7Va7FthY
- >>45
I'm not very knowledgeable about 2chan. What should I do?
- 48 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:34:35 ID:y4TSeosJ
- There's a Jusco nearby (the groceries section is open 24 hours), it takes about 30 minutes by train to get to Shinjuku,
Akihabara is close (though you have to change trains a few times) ← we can conjecture that Akiba is closer than Shinjuku、
and there's a Jeans Mate and a Right-on nearby?
There's also a global work store a little further away?
The nearest police station is relatively far away from the nearest station, which houses a dining area (including a store that serves omelette with fried rice).
A family restaurant that satisfies all the above conditions and has crab pilaf in their menu.
That's what we're looking for!
Happy hunting, everyone!
Good night! ノシ
- 49 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:34:58 ID:BFuIuaDd
- >>47
Nothing. Just give me a minute, you noob.
- 50 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:35:41 ID:5xsMTFtc
- I'm always just lurking in this thread, but hang in there. I'll be rooting for you from the shadows.
- 51 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:36:02 ID:5xsMTFtc
- http://ex7.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1100067536/
- 52 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:36:28 ID:7408D982
- >>49
Are you dumb? Why are you spoonfeeding this guy like that? Let him look for an uploader site.
- 53 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:40:16 ID:BFuIuaDd
- >>52
Shut your mouth.
- 54 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:43:17 ID:XKg2Inj4
- >>53
No fighting, children.
- 55 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:46:53 ID:mij/8HmY
- I don't think >>47 even knows what gikoNavi is. Discuss.
- 56 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:50:27 ID:BFuIuaDd
- >>55
I figured as much, so I'm copy-pasting everything into Notepad right now.
Btw, sorry for snapping, >>52. And sorry, Mom, for fighting.
- 57 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:50:47 ID:XGyL9zJP
- I had too much to drink, I feel sick and I can't sleep.
My head hurts.
- 58 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:52:15 ID:Hln5k/sP
- Just read the threads on the summary site.
- 59 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:55:14 ID:malPhdoT
- >>48
Crabs.
I'm going to search for it alone.
And then it's time to enjoy the show. (゚∀゚)=3 pant pant
- 60 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:56:00 ID:tM6UGip1
- >48
In case of Kanagawa, you'd get on the JR "Shinjuku Shounan Line", get off at Shinjuku station, then take either the Soubu Line, the Chuuou Line or the Yamanote Line to Chiba.
I wonder which station is 30 minutes away from Shinjuku station via "Shinjuku Shounan Line".
...what am I doing at this godforsaken hour? orz
- 61 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:57:09 ID:BFuIuaDd
- >>58
You can read the whole threads on the summary site?
I thought it only had summaries. No point in uploading the threads then.
You heard him, >>42. Go to the summary site.
- 62 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:58:52 ID:malPhdoT
- >>61
I saw your post in that other threadw
- 63 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 04:59:57 ID:BFuIuaDd
- >>62
Yeah... Btw, my little sister kicked me in the butt.
It made me feel like crying.
- 64 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 05:18:20 ID:tM6UGip1
- I forgot that Keihin-Touhoku Line is also JR...
But the problem is the 30 minutes to Shinjuku part...
Argh, fuck this, I give up!
I'm going to bed!
- 65 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 05:36:44 ID:Mp+WVAGF
- >>There's a Jusco nearby (the groceries section is open 24 hours), it takes about 30 minutes by train to get to Shinjuku,
In Tokyo, Shinonome would fit the bill.
- 66 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 05:44:27 ID:Qt9JUuW4
- Keep prying too much and Molester might not come to the thread anymore.
- 67 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 05:51:17 ID:Mp+WVAGF
- >>66
OHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
- 68 : Repeater ◆.EuumtGcDw : 04/11/30 07:23:47 ID:lYnRbEfN
- Alrightwwwww Let's all post where we live at incredible momentumwwwwww
That should make Molester more comfortablewwwww
I live inwwwww Moww riww oww kawwwwww
- 69 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 07:27:44 ID:mUvdKRbR
- I live inww Fuwww kuwwww owwww kaww
- 70 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 07:50:48 ID:bsZ81Vtz
- Morning, guys.
- 71 : (・ω・ ミ 3 )∋ : 04/11/30 08:08:43 ID:YR7SH05I
- + +
∩_∩ +
(0゚・(ェ)・) ba-dump ba-dump bear bear
(0゚つ旦O +
と__)__) +
- 72 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:15:24 ID:cGpcW54P
- I love myself some VIP QUALITY, but 2channelers frighten me.
- 73 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:18:14 ID:YTVMJe5P
- Good morning.
Today is the day of the nursing event.
- 74 : Molester Man ◆FYqCtG1B42 : 04/11/30 08:19:11 ID:sSoWdXwc
- Oh shit, my cold hasn't gotten better at all.
I feel like there's some sort of lump at the back of my nose and throat.
When I sniffle and try to spit out phlegm, a bunch of clumps made up of phlegm, blood and snot comes out.
Also, the back of my eyes hurt and my whole body feels heavy, but my temperature is 37.3 degrees and I don't have a cough either.
Is this just a cold? Or is it the flu?
In case it's the flu, I have to call my part-time job asap...
Oh yeah, figures that today also happens to be the deadline for my university assignments...
I might not have a choice but to trigger the nursing event.
- 75 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:21:32 ID:XQQn4LTy
- >>74
Hurry up and e-mail Kansai!
That will trigger the nursing event for sure!
- 76 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:22:41 ID:YTVMJe5P
- E-mailing Loli might work too.
- 77 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:24:29 ID:1d6CFK8L
- >>74
It might also be a hay fever. I had it last week.
Taking allergy relief capsules helped a lot.
- 78 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:25:47 ID:xU+fZcFm
- >>74
I guess it's a cold?
Just go to a hospital and get an IV shot. You'll feel better immediately.
Take the day off at work. You don't want to spread it to others.
If you don't know Kansai's work schedule, triggering the nursing event might prove difficult.
- 79 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:27:07 ID:zxAv2x1W
- >>74
Hurry up and do something already. When are you coming home again?
Btw does Loli Jugs look like this?

http://bookweb.kinokuniya.co.jp/imgdata/4754215044.jpg
- 80 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:27:18 ID:YTVMJe5P
- Doesn't matter who, but in order to trigger the event, he has to tell someone that he's caught a cold .
- 81 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:28:36 ID:ZqBzNk82
- For starters, just go to a hospital and e-mail Kansai!
I'm sure she'll be happy that you turned to her for advice!
- 82 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:30:57 ID:vSOPfd67
- >>74
If your nose is always stuffy, I recommend pouring a saline solution through your nose and out of your mouth.
If you use plain water, it will cause a burning sensation, but a saline solution resembles nasal mucus and won't hurt.
- 83 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:31:06 ID:Qt9JUuW4
- Make a call or send an e-mail now. You've been undecided a bit too long.
All you have to do is get the girls to nurse you back to health.
- 84 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:42:16 ID:ujnf6RHY
- >>74
Listen, Molester, Kansai already knows that you don't have any friends.
Ask her "I'm really sorry, but I'm out of cold medicine. Could you do me a favor and buy me some?"
and she might actually just do it, no??
- 85 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 08:44:46 ID:ujnf6RHY
- The ladies always turn to Molester when they need help, right?
Like when Loli got completely wasted or when they couldn't install the anti-lockpicking lock.
So it should be okay to turn to them when you need help.
- 86 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 09:26:56 ID:DqKt3V6I
- >>82
Are you Tamaru?
It might be an empyema. My mother was diagnosed with it just two weeks ago. Her nose was stuffy and had pain around the eyes. I think she also had a slight fever.
Well, he should just go to a hospital asap.
If it was the flu, he should be a high temperature, so I doubt it...
- 87 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 09:28:54 ID:tynpoXAV
- Good morning, everyone.
I'm the guy whose ID is made up of dick and AV.
- 88 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 09:33:50 ID:qObjAO3i
- Good morning, guys.
Are you down with a cold, Molester?
Make sure to cure it asap.
- 89 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 09:43:41 ID:jd+yaSka
- I know I'm late in noticing this,
but Loli basically told Molester how she likes him in the thread from the 25th.
Who would have thought that she was serious back then...
I even posted "Wait, where is this going?" when it happened.
- 90 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 09:44:31 ID:y3n9QkzG
- >>87
Your ID is amazing...
- 91 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 09:50:25 ID:tM6UGip1
- >68
I live inwwww Iww barawww kiwwwww
Butwwww I work all the timewwwwww Can't takewwwwww a breakwwww
I don'twwww have any timewwww to do laundryww so Iwwww just buyww new underwearwwww from the convenience storewwww everydaywwww
It's likewwwww one-way underwearwww
Whoawwwww OKwwwwwwwwwwwwww
- 92 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 09:52:40 ID:zxAv2x1W
- If Kansai had known about Loli's feelings for Molester, wouldn't she have taken Loli along to Akihabara?
Also, I think it's already kind of late to apologize to Loli for what happened.
- 93 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 10:12:27 ID:jd+yaSka
- >>91
What kind of job do you do that you don't have any time to do laundry?
- 94 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 10:20:28 ID:qObjAO3i
- Loli said she was watching ants, but wasn't she really waiting for Molester?
- 95 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 10:26:21 ID:UvX6JwwJ
- Good morning, you guys.
Molester, get well soon!
- 96 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 10:26:32 ID:gJDQMlAl
- I too was extremely popular with the girls when I was in university.
There was a robot girl with green hair, a girl who loved taiyaki, an underage bride and so on. I had them lining up for me.
- 97 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 10:28:33 ID:tM6UGip1
- >93
The same job as Loli and Miss Understanding. I work full-time though.
The part-timers who were really good at their job quit, so we full-timers have to fill in for them.
The remaining part-timers are lazy as shit.
What kind of family restaurant has a bunch of full-timers doing all the work?w
Oh, btw, we're so understaffed right now we even have to work on public holidayswwwwwwwwwwww
- 98 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 10:28:51 ID:jd+yaSka
- >>94
That's pretty much confirmed now.
- 99 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 10:30:34 ID:D077mnID
- Man, you should find a better job.
- 100 : VIPPER : 04/11/30 10:30:54 ID:jd+yaSka
- >>97
Yeah, I figured you work in food service.
I work part-time in food service, but our manager almost never gets a day off.
And he's balding for some reason.
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